Slashdot Mirror


Advice on Learning Japanese?

Piroca asks: "During the last years, a huge amount of (modern) Japanese culture has invaded the Occident, mostly in the form of anime, video games and TV shows. Part of that content can't be understood completely due to the complexity and subtleties of the Japanese language. Due to that, it seems the interest on learning Japanese is steadily growing, specially for anime addicts. Much of the problem stems from the fact that Japanese is not an easy language, being classified as very difficult by most standards (of course, this depends on one's native language). I'm searching for courses and material that can help me to learn Japanese without attending to classes or hiring people to teach me. I've found things like Pimsleur and japanesepod101 but I wonder if other people in the Slashdot crowd have not passed through this process before and have useful hints to share."

285 comments

  1. typing by amazon10x · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How do people type on a computer with Japanese? The language has 7000+ characters... that has to be one large keyboard

    1. Re:typing by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "How do people type on a computer with Japanese?"

      As I understand it, they have several keys that contain elements of symbols. Enter a few keystrokes and you've got a complete symbol. Conceptually speaking, it's not all that different from how we assemble letters to make words.

      What I'd like to know is how bad can a japanese typo get?

      --

      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    2. Re:typing by patrusk · · Score: 1

      You combine syllables into the appropriate character for the word your looking for. If you have a homonym (word that sounds the same, but means something different), you usually get a little popup window that gives you a list to choose the character you're looking for.

    3. Re:typing by Dwedit · · Score: 4, Informative

      You type using Windows's Input Method Editor. You just type in romaji. Like you'd type in "watashi", then hit the space bar. As you're typing, it shows up as hiragana (), then after hitting space, it becomes Kanji ().

      And no, I can't read Japanese or understand at all, but it's still fun to play with the Japanese IME tool.

    4. Re:typing by kinghajj · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are several different ways, actually. To understand how it works, you need to know a bit about Japanese orthography. Japanese is traditionally written with a combination of borrowed chinese characters, (called kanji) and two syllabic character sets called hiragana and katakana. However, it is possible to write Japanese without any kanji at all. (Although without the kanji it can actually be *harder* to read.) So keyboards in Japan, as far as I know, have keys for the syllabic sets, which only have about 50 or so different characters. Japanese computer programs take the syllabic characters and from them can detect where kanji characters should be. For example, if I typed "watashi" in hiragana, three characters would be displayed on the screen (WA - TA - SHI.) If I press the Space key, I will get a list of kanji that match those characters, and I pick the appropriate one.

    5. Re:typing by kizzbizz · · Score: 1

      I am currently learning Chinese, and the way that we type in the computer is called (In windows) an IME. Basically, I hit Shift+Alt, and enter the romantisization of the Chinese words (Commonly called PinYin), as well as a number for the paticular tonal mark of the sylable. I am them presented with a little bar that attempts to guess what character I am trying to type (As the same sounding word can have many different character representations, all meaning different things). I pick it by hitting 1, 2, 3, etc, press space and continue on. Sure, its definatley time consuming and there may be other ways to do it. I know that my Chinese professor has a Wacom tablet and a program that transforms what she writes on the tablet into the paticular character. That way, she is essentially writing the characters as normal.

    6. Re:typing by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      And Slashdot destroyed the unicode contained within the post... Damn.

    7. Re:typing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do people type on a computer with Japanese? The language has 7000+ characters... that has to be one large keyboard

      Because it would be impossible to create a keyboard with all those characters, it's a bit like a courtroom typewriter with only the common and necessary words, such as "kiki" and "^^".

    8. Re:typing by dido · · Score: 1

      The total number of Kanji in wide use for Japanese is something closer to 2500 rather than 7000 (even Chinese only regularly uses some 3000 or so), and it appears to be necessary to know something like 1800 to 2000 characters to be able to read a typical Japanese newspaper like the Nihon Keizai Shimbun. The Japanese also make use of syllabaries known as kana, of which there are only some 40 characters, which easily fit on a normal keyboard. The way most Japanese keyboards work is they type a word in kana, which they then use an extra key to select among the possible kanji that may represent the kana. It is also possible to type Japanese text using a normal US keyboard, using what are known as input methods. I use anthy to do this, and basically you type a romanized version of the word you want, which comes out as kana, and you can then use the spacebar to select among the possible kanji.

      --
      Qu'on me donne six lignes écrites de la main du plus honnête homme, j'y trouverai de quoi le faire pendre.
    9. Re:typing by BJH · · Score: 1

      You're most likely describing Korean input, as Hangul characters are assembled from a limited set of components.

      Japanese input is nothing like that, unless you like pain and choose to enter Kanji via the "bushu" method (which nobody does unless they're looking for a Kanji that they don't know how to read).

    10. Re:typing by ZekeSulastin · · Score: 1

      Same here; we don't use the Windows IME much; instead, we use a program called Key. It's like a self-contained word procesor. You type the pinyin (sans tone, unless you really want to), then at either word break or sentence break depending on your settings, it converts everything to characters, based on a database of most common usage. If the wrong character is added, you just select it and open the homonym finder, then select the proper character. It also includes a searchable dictionary, recordings of all the syllables that play with the tool-tip definition and pinyin you get when hovering over a character, and a radical finder, where you construct a character by the radicals you remember (if you don't remember the pinyin, for instance). I also believe it has plugins for Korean and Japanese ...

    11. Re:typing by jack_csk · · Score: 1

      I know that's a bit off-topic regarding to "Learning Japanese".

      I just want to say, there are more CJK input methods than pinyin/romanization and hand-writing. For the Chinese, there is CangJie and Dayi, which makes Chinese-typing faster than pinyin.

    12. Re:typing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean to tell me that they don't use keyboards like this then?

    13. Re:typing by Iome · · Score: 2, Interesting
    14. Re:typing by wakingrufus · · Score: 1

      indeed. however i would prefer a kana keyboard. maybe when the Optimus keyboard comes out i can switch back and forth between kana and english! :D

    15. Re:typing by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      You may jest, but switching to a Japanese keyboard from an English one sucks:

      - The space bar is super-tiny, leading me to switch to Japanese input mode toof.
      - The " is where @ was
      - The ' is where & was
      - The & is where ^ was
      - The ( and ) are both shifted over one key
      - The * is where the " was
      - The : is where the ' was
      - The + is where the : was
      - The ~ is where the + was
      - The ^ is where the = was
      - The = is where the _ was
      - The _ is to the RIGHT of the ?
      - The \ is the shift of the _
      - There is a \ to the RIGHT of ^ (but marked as a Yen symbol)
      - The | is the shift of that \
      - The ] is to the RIGHT of the :
      - The [ is where the ] was
      - The ` is where the { was
      - The @ is where the [ was

      ARGH!!!!

      --
      Did you ever notice that *nix doesn't even cover Linux?
    16. Re:typing by Mattcelt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Indeed. That didn't stop them from trying, though - prior to the introduction of computers, Chinese typewriters for a long time had more than 2,000 individual characters on their keyboards. Take a look here:[http://www.msm.cam.ac.uk/phase-trans/2004/HI T4/HIT4-Images/25.jpg%5D and here: [http://acc6.its.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~phalsall/texts /chinlng2.html%5D (at the bottom of the page).

      Interestingly, the typists still had to stop and manually write in about every 10th character.

      Gotta give them points for tenacity, if nothing else.

    17. Re:typing by gaijin99 · · Score: 1

      My Japanese teacher, a native of Tokyo, uses romanji for his input and when I asked he said that everyone he knows uses romanji too. Apparently the kana keyboard options simply aren't used by most Japanese.

      --
      "Mission Accomplished" -- George W. Bush May 1, 2003
    18. Re:typing by kote-men-do · · Score: 0

      That's "romaji".

    19. Re:typing by AngstAndGuitar · · Score: 1

      Windows is for.... windows users. SCIM With the Anthy Module on FC5 would have to be my choice. (It's so sexy!)

      --
      Less look fast, more go fast.
    20. Re:typing by DeltaFour · · Score: 1

      An alternative input system for Linux is the canna server combined with kinput2. When LC_CTYPE is set to ja_JP.utf8 (on my box), Shift+Space puts me into Japanese input mode.

    21. Re:typing by wakingrufus · · Score: 1

      yes, from what i can tell, that is the case, but a kana keyboard = less key strokes, so that is why i want to use it. up until now, i have always used romanji, but as soon as i can i want to try a kana layout.

    22. Re:typing by xiaomai · · Score: 1

      good call. the taiwanese also have a system called zhuyin (or 'bopomofo') which is a set of their own phonetic symbols (input is similar to the pinyin approach, however).

  2. ummm.... by Lxy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Advices on Learning Japanese?

    How's abouts ya learn English first?

    --

    There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
    :wq
    1. Re:ummm.... by gameforge · · Score: 1

      Due to that, it seems the interest on learning Japanese is steadily growing, specially for anime addicts.

      No kidding...

    2. Re:ummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shouldn't the editor correct the errors there? what about you giving useful information as opposed to be a troll?

    3. Re:ummm.... by CurbyKirby · · Score: 2, Funny

      IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
      <FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
      <kolby> you still in english?

      ( http://www.bash.org/?4602 )

      --

      --
      "Extra Anus Kills Four-Legged Chick" -- Headline
    4. Re:ummm.... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, considering how much the Japanese mangle English (I thought that was our job!), I'd say it's a good thing that more poor speakers are learning Japanese so that we can have our just revenge. :)

    5. Re:ummm.... by Uosdwis · · Score: 0

      Me fail English!? Thats unpossible

    6. Re:ummm.... by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      English is not my native language, but I fail to see what's wrong with the use of 'specially'. Care to explain?

    7. Re:ummm.... by Ashinberry · · Score: 1

      'specially' isn't a word. 'Especially' is.

      --
      I have no .sig
    8. Re:ummm.... by DjReagan · · Score: 1

      "Specially" is a word.

      http://www.webster.com/dictionary/specially

      But yes, "especially" would have been a better choice in this case.

      --
      "When I grow up, I want to be a weirdo"
    9. Re:ummm.... by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      My first thought, but it is actually listed in some dictionaries. Someone already posted a Webster link, and here's one to Wordnet which also lists it as a synonym.

  3. Advice on Learning English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Usually, the word "advice" is not used in plural when it is used to mean "counsel", "a proposal for a course of action", or "an opinion on what should be done".

  4. Don't worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't understand a Japanese Professor where I work either - and he asks questions about his mac. Ek.

  5. So you want to lean Japanese? by Hikaru79 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is definitely my reccomended first reading. Beware ;-)

    1. Re:So you want to lean Japanese? by wbren · · Score: 1

      I also recommend reading this. Google's translation feature provides and accurate, easy-to-read translation of Japanese texts.

      --
      -William Brendel
    2. Re:So you want to lean Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Genki book series is really nice for learning the language. It's better in classes obviously, but there are audio CDs that go along with the book as well.

      Watching anime can help with pronunciation, but be careful with repeating what you hear. You can get a lot of general vocabulary out of it, but always ask a Japanese speaker or check online when repeating grammar forms so you aren't being rude or speaking like a girl, etc.

    3. Re:So you want to lean Japanese? by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1

      My roommate in college majored in Japanese, and I have to say that is a pretty accurate description of the hell which he endured. And the only hot asian girl in class was Kawada-sensei... all the others were just bad stereotypes of the anime club. Really bad stereotypes.

      --
      If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.-TJ
    4. Re:So you want to lean Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd recommend this instead. This is also nice. You should also find some method of communicating with native speakers as well, like this.

  6. Turning japanese? by secolactico · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the inmortal words of Dave Barry, the best way to learn japanese is to be born japanese and raised by japanese parents in Japan.

    --
    No sig
    1. Re:Turning japanese? by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      And the best substitute, without a doubt, is to get there as fast as you can and stay until you can speak like a nihonjin.

      Seriously, full immersion is really the only way to get a true mastery of a language.

      Barring that, the very next best thing is to get a Japanese girlfriend (one who was born and raised there and came here after the age of 12 or so) and get her to tell you as much as possible. (This was advice given to me by a couple of retired NSA guys about learning Korean, though it works for any language.)

    2. Re:Turning japanese? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I'm going to try that right now!

      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    3. Re:Turning japanese? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      So you're telling me that I need a 12 year-old Japanese girlfriend?

      Wow, Slashdot really is a distinct culture.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    4. Re:Turning japanese? by George+Tirebuyer · · Score: 1

      The secret of the Japanese language is the Japanese are clairvoyant. The language you "hear" is just a smoke screen. That's why to Westerners it seems they never say what they mean. The best you can hope for is to ascertain if two of them are talking about you and whether it is favorable or not. I mean the translation of the english F--- YOU! is Aho Kokuna. This retranslates as "Don't say foolish things". Now with this state of affairs the non-native Japanese speaker is lucky to learn enough language to get a beer and a pizza in a restuarant that caters to foreigners. "All your base are belong to us...don't say foolish things"

    5. Re:Turning japanese? by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.

    6. Re:Turning japanese? by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      I see! It all makes sense now. I need a Japanese girlfriend. Of course I do!

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

      --
      None of them can see the clouds; The polished wings don't care.
    7. Re:Turning japanese? by computational+super · · Score: 3, Funny
      the very next best thing is to get a Japanese girlfriend

      I tried that approach, but my wife was opposed to it.

      --
      Proud neuron in the Slashdot hivemind since 2002.
    8. Re:Turning japanese? by Soruk · · Score: 1

      As luck would have it, I'm not that far from having one.

      Unfortunately, that's absolutely no help for me trying to learn Cantonese (which she doesn't speak).

      --
      -- Soruk
  7. Do not... by Microlith · · Score: 5, Informative

    Do not try to learn anything from games or anime. You -will- pick up bad habits if you try and learn that way that will be both hard to drop and impede your progress.

    The best way to learn is to take formal classes, preferrably as intense as possible. It helps if you can memorize the two basic character sets first, as any good class will start with rote memorization of those and drop romaji as quickly as possible. Beware the teacher that doesn't push or task you, as you can spend years in classes and learn nothing. Also, SPEAK. Speaking helps master the language faster than anything else and if you don't, oddly enough, even if you go to Japan no one will push you to speak. I learned first hand that they don't expect you to speak, and as such there's no push (or need) to do so unless you force yourself.

    As for your interest I share many myself, however:

    Anime - good for practicing listening, although technical/fantasy jargon will interfere. Live action shows are better, since they speak more naturally in those and are more difficult to understand, speech wise. Beware slang. Also, most shows drop keigo (polite speech,) which is ESSENTIAL to learn.

    Games - good for reading, but suffers from the same problems as above.

    Novels are better since you're forced to memorize kanji to move faster. Focus on things with furigana so you can get a handle on the readings of kanji and words, as they'll show them once for a kanji/word every few pages, which lets you pick it up faster. Also, consider browsing Amazon Japan for books on verbs and particles, since those will be the first problematic things you encounter, among amassing a vocabulary and kanji literacy.

    And to promote a site that is -not- mine but is nonetheless excellent, http://www.nihongoresources.com/ -- be gentle on the site, but it's a great help.

    1. Re:Do not... by ceeam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do not try to learn anything from games or anime.

      What if your primary reason to learn it _is_ games and anime?

      Also - I find it is quite probably a good idea to pump tons of conversations (by native speakers of course) through your brain _before_ you start learning any foreign language. Reasoning - you will have quite certain idea how that language _should_ sound and in case of Japanese things like tonal stress will come very naturally. Otherwise you will obtain your own very wrong ideas about rhythms and sounds (probably through transliterating the words to your native tongue). Then you will need to relearn everything not even from zero level but from negative or otherwise your language "knowledge" will be wasted. And relearning is hard. I speak from my experience with English (not my native language). So in short - I think "parroting" the sound of Japanese is a good idea (even from anime as it is the most available source of Japanese).

    2. Re:Do not... by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Except that what you hear in games and anime, quite honestly, sounds nothing like a normal conversation. At all. The closest you can get with passive viewing material is live action tv shows, as those don't always feature trained voice actors speaking clearly and directly.

    3. Re:Do not... by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Depends on anime. And again - if you want to learn Japanese to watch anime (and "consume" other media-production) and - as you claim - it all "sounds nothing like a normal conversation", then what's the point to learn "normal conversation" style?

    4. Re:Do not... by Supurcell · · Score: 1

      Well since the primary audience is one that speaks in a "normal conversation" style, that is what media is most likely taylored to. You might not pick up all the subtleties that you would if your only exposure was to over-dramatic dialogues.

    5. Re:Do not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      What if your primary reason to learn it _is_ games and anime?
      Kill yourself.
    6. Re:Do not... by hrieke · · Score: 1

      That would be like someone from Japan learning to speak English by listening to rap music non-stop.

      While they could express themselves in English, would that be someone that you'd want to talk to?

      --
      III.IIVIVIXIIVIVIIIVVIIIIXVIIIXIIIIIIIIVIIIIVVIIIV IIVIIIIIIVIII...
    7. Re:Do not... by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I learned the INFLections of the ENGLISH LANGAUGE from CARTOOOOOONS AND T.v.

      When you don't know a language, you don't know what's exaggerated and what isn't. So you don't know how to listen to any recorded conversations and separate the wheat from the chaff. Keep with questionable sources, and you soon speak very weird. You need to get *good input* from quality sources. JapanesePod is ok to start with, but anime is right out.

    8. Re:Do not... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      This isn't entirely true. I had a tutor who thought watching Japanese tv (and most anime is Japanese tv) was a good way to learn pronounciation - which unfortunately a lot of students gloss over.

    9. Re:Do not... by sh00z · · Score: 1
      Do not try to learn anything from games or anime. You -will- pick up bad habits if you try and learn that way that will be both hard to drop and impede your progress.
      Yeah, but no matter how poor those habits are, can they really end up any worse than "Someone set us up the bomb?"
  8. The Rosetta Stone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Rosetta Stone. Language learning software that is based on the way you learn a language naturally. I've used it for a couple of months to teach myself German,
    it's fantastic.

    Pimsleur and other courses of the like teach you through memorization; TRS uses photographs and the language, without ever translating anything. You have to match up each photo with the words given to you, and the connection is something you actually learn, not just memorize. verstehen Sie?

    1. Re:The Rosetta Stone by flewp · · Score: 1

      Wow, awesome, thanks for the tip. I've decided I want to study another language (I know a little German, but it's old and rusty), and being very visually orientated, I think this sounds like the perfect solution for me.

      --
      WWJD.... for a Klondike bar?
    2. Re:The Rosetta Stone by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I've used it for a couple of months to teach myself German, it's fantastic."

      Keep in mind you're using your experience learning a language from which English is derived and assuming it works equally well wtih a language that has nothing to do with English.

      "verstehen Sie?"

      I may not remember much from high school, but you have more than one reader: versteh ihr. Wakarimasu-ka?

    3. Re:The Rosetta Stone by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I may not remember much from high school, but you have more than one reader: versteh ihr. Wakarimasu-ka?

      Actually, you've remembered something good, that there's a second person plural in German. But you failed to realize that the formal personal pronoun is used for both single and plural forms.

      Also, the correct congution of "verstehen" for "ihr" is "versteht" so "Versteht ihr?". It's argued whether one should be formal or not with people you meet over the internet, the tendency is to be quite informal over the internet, where as you would be more formal in person.

      Regardless, I feel that his rendition actually fits better into this medium, and conversation. Regardless, and unfortunately your grammatical error means yours would not be correct anyway.

      "wakatta-ka?"

      --

      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    4. Re:The Rosetta Stone by svip · · Score: 1

      I studied German for 6 years involuntarily and I had hoped to escape the nightmares here at least.

      German class is Hell, man.

      --
      This is a sig. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
    5. Re:The Rosetta Stone by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Wow. Is that still going?

      I got a demo of that on a cover CD, way back in about '96 or so. It was bloody amazing. If there's a Japanese version to be had, count me the hell in, because even that demo really helped me get started with high-school German way back when...

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    6. Re:The Rosetta Stone by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1
      Keep in mind you're using your experience learning a language from which English is derived and assuming it works equally well wtih a language that has nothing to do with English.

      The Turkish version of The Rosetta Stone worked well for me, and English is not derived from Turkish. It's as easy as beer, icky, ooch, dirt, besh, though they spell it diffferently. The only cognate I found was the word for man is Adam.

      Here is the the Japanese version. There's a link near the bottom of that page to the free online demo. What I remember is that for me, Japanese is easier to read than to hear.
    7. Re:The Rosetta Stone by blakestah · · Score: 1

      I spent an hour a day for two weeks with the Rosetta Stone on Japanese, I go to Japan regularly for business but work there at an English speaking institute.

      I can say "the airplane is blue"
      "Hikoki-wa aoie des"

      but I had to go well outside the Rosetta Stone to learn
      "excuse me"
      "sumi-masen"

      Now, I learned all kinds of very basic Japanese words very quickly with the Rosetta Stone, it is pretty impressive. But, if you do language immersion you learn the things you need to use in the order of importance, and that was badly lacking in the Rosetta Stone.

      I was an exchange student in high school, I went from no knowledge to a crude fluency in Spanish in three months. That is by far the best way to learn, immerse, live in a Japanese house with Japanese people and go to Japanese school. May be tough to do unless you are an exchange student, but there is no faster way to learn any language.

    8. Re:The Rosetta Stone by magetoo · · Score: 1
      German class is Hell, man.
      It's bright?

      Oh, I see, it's a noun. Good to see that the capitalize-all-nouns has rubbed off.

    9. Re:The Rosetta Stone by NOPteron · · Score: 1

      damn, am I fed-up with people pushing crap, either
      the rote-learning-crap or
      the "pimsleur don't work: because I haven't tried it but it's the same as all the others" crap.

      Pimsleur.

      Period.

      IF you want to CONVERSE/THINK/FUNCTION in the language, AUTOMATICALLY,
      at a level more-fundamental than having to think to engage it as a language,
      then Pimsleur's the only way I know-of that GETS it:

      It's based on the same mechanism that babies engage when learning language:
      soundshapes & meaning, weaving 'em into one-another while learning 'em both, at-once.

      Within a couple of lessons, if you accidentally hear some discussion in the language you're learning,
      you'll experience the quite-surprising feeling of having your mind tracking it as a language
      that is engaging your language-brain.

      The difference is that quick-to-notice, and that-fundamental.

      Rote-learning is for blockheadedness, and people who figure that doing some other route
      ( other than the one babies engage when learning language, our fundamental-est language-learning-circuit )
      gets results faster, or at a more-automatic level, well, that's fine, but no adult *I*'ve ever heard-of learns as fast as a small child ( in language ),
      and that particular circuit would seem to be difficult to beat. . .

      Note that babies don't learn the basics of language by rote, or by anything-written, whatsoever.

      Accept that the basic circuit is language, not written anything, and accepting that, dive-right-in, gaining the root dimension of it.
      Or, go sabotage the swift progression into it to have a more-conventional progress that includes written stuff,
      and try to ram that progress down to the fundamentallest-level, until you're functioning at an automatic-ish-level,
      approximating the results you would have had by doing it the way nature wrote into your brain. . .

      What idiocy. Get the "Instant Conversation" edition of Pimsleur for whatever language you care about
      ( that is the most-cost-effective edition they make -- about $50 US ),
      and try it: if you NEED to function, and discover just how stunningly effective Pimsleur is, then go the whole-deal.

      Playing-at learning language is for people who like playing-at it, and it must have its place, eh?

      ( the "playing-at" comment is only because the culture+pictures+context+etc play-games start at the second level of language, not at the first, and if you're trying to learn a language, beginning with step-two isn't the maximally-effective way of getting automatic-competence.
      The Rosetta Stone isn't a brand I've tried, or maybe I have ( don't remember the name of the program it was, a friend who swore by it ), but the method misses the fundamental level's near-instinct-competence growing )

      Cheers whichever choice you commit, and don't be surprised by the methods nature wrote into your brain being more effective than others, no matter how "nice" they are ( simply because nothing prepared me for how that having-my-language-brain track someone else's conversation felt, after only, 3 or so lessons ).

      --
      IPTables enhancement Fail2Ban bans cracker-login's
  9. Japanese is not difficult! by KNicolson · · Score: 4, Informative

    At least from a speaking and listening point of view, which is what you want if you are going to just watch anime. Most of the verbs and nouns are regular, the grammar is not often too complex, pronounciation is straightforward on the whole, etc. It only gets hard when you need to master reading and writing, or when you need to understand the cultural issues behind the language, which is not a thing a course is going to teach you very well.

    I'm sure this thread will get lots of references to things like Tae Kim's grammar guide or Heisig's book, both of which have as many rabid fans as an average Linux distribution, although I personally don't rate either very highly.

    My chosen route to polish my Japanese skills is my blog, which in fact has a related entry about why people learn Japanese, although "To understand comics and cartoons" was not one of the reasons given.

  10. A few things... by T_ConX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1) Anime is not a good place to learn Japanese. A useful anecdote for this would be to imagine a Japanese person learning English from episodes of Simpsons and Family Guy. While such thoughts are no doubt filled with hillarity, they do prove just how silly Anime-bin Japanese would seem to native speakers...

    That said, I'm not totally ripping on Anime. Watch it if you want to, but mix it up with some live action Japanese films (Ringu is one of my favorites).

    2) If you're into video games, I suggest downloading an Emulator and some ROMs of old Japanese video games. Ones that have a decent deal of text (SNES era RPGs), but not ones that require to much reading. Also, pick games that you may be somewhat familiar with. I'm a big Front Mission 3 fan, so I got the Japanese SNES (or should I say Super Famicom) ROM of the original. Fun times!

    3) Get a good dictionary. You'll need it for everything.

    4) Also, get a Grammar guide. Japanese Grammar is crazy compared to English, and is, IMHO, comparable to some programming languages.

    Well, formal Japanese grammar may be difficult. Casual Japanese is more forgiving when it comes to particle usage.

    Othe rthen that, all I can recommend is taking some actual Japanese classes. It's a hard language to learn, but not impossible. It will take a great deal of time before you get any good at it, but after 2 years of studying it myself... I'm still learning, but I have no regrets!

    1. Re:A few things... by dido · · Score: 1

      Good advice from an anonymous coward, but hey, I really must object to the reasoning behind #4. If Japanese grammar were comparable to some programming languages in complexity then it must be very easy indeed. I used to learn how to program in one language and write nontrivial programs in many of them in a matter of weeks. I learned Java in less than a week. Scheme took a little longer, maybe a month, but at the end of it I was writing a simple expert system of sorts, and after that, Common Lisp, Haskell, and OCaml were a piece of cake. I don't think of myself as being an exceptionally gifted computer scientist, and I know more than a few people who learn programming languages at such a similar rate. All of this is completely unsupervised learning, with only reference books and web sites to explain things, no formal classes.

      In contrast, a Japanese language school here in my country is offering a ten-month full-time course of study that brings you from knowing absolutely no Japanese to being able to confidently take and pass the JLPT Level 2 Exam, but that's five days a week for ten months for nine hours a day. I know of no programming language that has such a steep learning curve, that you would need to study it for almost a year before you become proficient enough to write a nontrivial program.

      By the way, I wouldn't characterize Japanese grammar as being crazy compared to English, which has just as many special cases and odd constructions, if not more. It's just different from English, and in many ways, it's actually simpler. It is the Japanese writing system that is crazy. The Occupation government at the end of the war should have abolished the use of Kanji, and then maybe they'd have stuck to using only the Kana syllabaries...

      You need a grammar guide because Japanese grammar is obviously different from English, and for no other reason.

      --
      Qu'on me donne six lignes écrites de la main du plus honnête homme, j'y trouverai de quoi le faire pendre.
    2. Re:A few things... by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      If you ever tried to read Japanese in only kana, you'd shoot yourself. Every beginning learner wants to do away with kanji, but it's absolutely necessary. It's hard enough to tell where one word ends and another begins, but without it you'd be lost forever. Also, furigana is provided for any real hard kanji.

    3. Re:A few things... by Niahak · · Score: 1

      As an aside to the video game comment (and as yet another Japanese student) I would recommend starting off with NES or Genesis games.

      Those games (for the most part) have very few kanji and a lot more hiragana and katakana, so it would be good practice to learn those character sets. If you can also find a dictionary program (I like JQuickTrans you can build up some vocabulary, particularly if the games are text-heavy. I started off with an NES adventure game by the name of Jesus, which was somewhat text-heavy (I had gone off of a couple years of classes, and I ended up writing an English script for it) - it had no kanji whatsoever and thus was extremely friendly. but even an action game would probably be okay as long as it has some text.

      If you're going to try using video games to learn it, I recommend NOT starting off on an SNES (or later) game. There are far too many kanji in some games to easily start reading using them. That said, they can be good for building up knowledge of kanji if you're willing to go through and look them up.

      In addition, video games should not be your only exposure to the language. As others have said, listening is important as well as speaking. If you're not afraid of a gung-ho approach, going there is a good way to build up that language - but then, as another poster mentioned, Japanese will not expect you to know the language at all, so you need to be outgoing about it.

      Most of all, though, pick things you enjoy doing. If you start learning off okay, but start to lose interest, you'll start to lose any fluency you built up. Stick with it, and have fun! I know I have.

    4. Re:A few things... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1
      1) Anime is not a good place to learn Japanese. A useful anecdote for this would be to imagine a Japanese person learning English from episodes of Simpsons and Family Guy. While such thoughts are no doubt filled with hillarity, they do prove just how silly Anime-bin Japanese would seem to native speakers...


      Not to defend either side of this argument, but what negative effects would you expect from learning English from the Simpsons and Family Guy?

      Perhaps they'd use "d'Oh" a bit more than the average native English speaker, but they'd probably be able to communicate well enough to pick up on proper use of the language later on.
      --
      Slashdot social media options: AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, Jabber and Mobile Text. Why no MySpace?
    5. Re:A few things... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Not to defend either side of this argument, but what negative effects would you expect from learning English from the Simpsons and Family Guy?

      Homer, for one, frequently mauls the English language horribly. Of course that's the joke - the guy's a buffoon - but if you're learning English from Homer you're not going to know that. You're going to end up with an embiggened vocabulary full of perfectly cromulent words.

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    6. Re:A few things... by genx88 · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of the blog about the American who went to teach English in Japan. He had a female coworker who learned English from South Park and swore worse than any sailor because of it. You can read about his experiences on blog

      And this is why cartoons aren't the best place to teach yourself a foreign language.

    7. Re:A few things... by LordNightwalker · · Score: 1

      1) Anime is not a good place to learn Japanese. A useful anecdote for this would be to imagine a Japanese person learning English from episodes of Simpsons and Family Guy. While such thoughts are no doubt filled with hillarity, they do prove just how silly Anime-bin Japanese would seem to native speakers...

      I disagree. As far as English is concerned, at least... Amerikans and Britons learn English as their native language, but for the rest of the world it's a learned, second language. Here in Europe, most countries just show the movies dubbed in their own language, but a couple of countries use subtitles. I happen to live in Belgium, where the latter is the case. I picked up all my English from cartoons (when I was really young), TV shows and movies. By the time I got to English class in school, I was already so proficient that I never had a hard time learning the expanded vocabulary you don't get from movies.

      Contrast this to my French which is horrible, even though I'm the son of Spanish emigrants and speak a lot of Spanish which is similar enough to French to have allowed me to pick up basic French pretty fast. I started learning French in school at age 10, and had French class up to age 18. English, however, wasn't taught at my school until age 14. Even though I had 4 years more of formal training in French, Belgium's second language, my English is way better simply because most movies/shows/cartoons I watch are in English.

      This being said, I must admit that the first English phrases I learned were "hands up", "shut up" and "fuck you". Not exactly the best way to start learning a language. This is probably true for Anime as well, given the theme of most anime shows. But starting from those overly dramatic sentences I built my entire knowledge of the English language, which I hope you will agree after reading my reply isn't all that shabby...

      Perhaps anime isn't such a bad place to start after all, as long as you follow it up with some regular movies, and perhaps even some formal training. You just have to keep in mind that the dialogue in most anime is pretty over the top, but it's good enough to pick up some extra vocabulary you'd otherwise never cover in class.

      --
      Install windows on my workstation? You crazy? Got any idea how much I paid for the damn thing?
    8. Re:A few things... by Hydroksyde · · Score: 1

      1) Anime is not a good place to learn Japanese. A useful anecdote for this would be to imagine a Japanese person learning English from episodes of Simpsons and Family Guy. While such thoughts are no doubt filled with hillarity, they do prove just how silly Anime-bin Japanese would seem to native speakers...
      Iraq's only Metal band learned english through listening to black market metallica albums... can you imaging that? "Hello there-arrh, how are you man. I'm going to the shop-hoohaaaaahh!!!!"

  11. Best way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best way? Live in Japan. I'll leave the details up to you.

    Gambatte!

  12. Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by linguae · · Score: 4, Informative

    From personal experience (been studying Nihongo for over six years; and I'm far from fluent):

    1. If you are lucky and you are in college, take Japanese courses. If you are even more interested, minor (or, even better, major) in Japanese. Much hurdles will be solved. (If you don't have these luxuries, then read on.)
    2. The first thing to learn is hiragana and katakana. Hiragana and katakana are the basic phonetic characters in Japanese. You must master these character sets in order to move on. (You can slide by with romanji, but the sooner you are confortable with hiragana and katakana, the better). But don't worry about it; there are only 100 or so characters to learn, and you will master these within a week or two, and there are numerous sites available.
    3. Next, start mastering basic vocabulary and grammar.
    4. Learn kanji. Kanji is the biggest hurdle; you need to learn 1,945 kanji characters in order to be equivalent to a Japanese high school graduate in kanji knowledge. This is a long road (even after six years, I only know about 150 or so, but there are people, with the right books, who can get all of them mastered within a year or two). Once you master kanji, the rest should fall into place.
    5. Don't forget your conversational skills. Podcasts are great for listening skills. Speaking is a harder skill. If you just so happen to live in a big city (especially in California; Bay Area, Sacramento, and Los Angeles area), there might be a Japanese-American community with native speakers. Make connections. If there isn't a Japanese community in your area, then try to find somebody.
    6. Don't quit. Eventually you'll become fluent, even if it takes a decade or so.
    7. Once you gain a good level of proficiency, take the JLPT (Japanese Language Proficiency Test). If you pass the highest level, then you have just as much skills in Japanese as a native Japanese speaker, according to the test.
    8. Travel to Japan, and see what Japan is all about.

    Yokoso! Welcome to the club. Japanese is a very interesting language. It is much more challenging than the Romance languages (it took me only a year to develop near-fluent Spanish skills, in comparison). However, you will gain access to another culture and will allow you to translate all of that anime. I got interested in Japanese through Pokemon, by the way.

    1. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by BJH · · Score: 1

      Once you gain a good level of proficiency, take the JLPT (Japanese Language Proficiency Test). If you pass the highest level, then you have just as much skills in Japanese as a native Japanese speaker, according to the test.

      I don't know where you heard this, but it's bollocks. Foreign students entering Japanese universities privately (as opposed to on a government scholarship) need to take the Level 1 JLPT, but passing it doesn't guarantee anything like native proficiency.

      I took the JLPT in my third year of university and passed it with a score in the low 90s, but no way would I have considered myself anywhere near "native" ability at the time.

    2. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding?? JLPT level 1 is considered difficult for Japanese speakers. Perhaps you took a different level of JLPT. JLPT level 1 is about as close as you can get to a testable native level. Also, maybe the confusion is that JLPT doesn't test speaking ability, which generally comes along with listening. I can actually see how that might be different at a university.

      JLPT 4 - Basic Japanese
      JLPT 3 - Competency
      JLPT 2 - Proficiency
      JLPT 1 - Fluency

      --
      Did you ever notice that *nix doesn't even cover Linux?
    3. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by BJH · · Score: 1

      Er, no, I do actually know what level I took - 4, 3, and 2 I passed in 1990, and 1 in 1993.

      And no, it's not difficult for native speakers.

    4. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      Certainly your speaking then might not have been native - speaking is difficult, if not impossible to do at a 'native' level if you're not born and raised in the country.

      But JLPT 1 is hard. The writing portion is the part of the test that native speakers find hard - many Japanese people are not good at reading and writing. I've asked many of them personally. It makes sense too - how many native English speakers can't spell for shit? Some people I know who are really good at Japanese have trouble with JLPT 1. If you pass JLPT 1, maybe you aren't a native-level speaker, but you are probably a native-level listener, reader, and writer. And it makes sense, having apparently studied for three years to make the bridge between JLPT 1 and 2.

      Otherwise, I don't know what JLPT you're taking.

      --
      Did you ever notice that *nix doesn't even cover Linux?
    5. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by BJH · · Score: 1

      The writing portion is the part of the test that native speakers find hard - many Japanese people are not good at reading and writing.

      Uh-huh. "Many" meaning...

      I've asked many of them personally. ..."some of the people you know", apparently. Any Japanese person who has been through high school would not find the JPLT particularly difficult.

      Some people I know who are really good at Japanese have trouble with JLPT 1.

      "Really good" is a subjective assessment. I would have said some people I know who wouldn't have had a chance of passing the JPLT were "really good", too - when my Japanese was at the elementary level.

      And it makes sense, having apparently studied for three years to make the bridge between JLPT 1 and 2.

      Nah, I came within three or four points of a passing grade in the following level 1 test after I passed level 2, but I didn't bother retaking level 1 for a couple of years after that (didn't need it at the time).

      Really, level 1 is not that hard.

    6. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by lampiaio · · Score: 1

      how come you passed 4, 3 and 2 all in 1990, if the test happens once a year and only one level can be taken?

      --
      My other account has mod points.
    7. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by BJH · · Score: 1

      In Japan, it's held twice a year with back-to-back tests if you want to take two levels on the same day... don't know if that still applies though.

    8. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by lampiaio · · Score: 0

      Sorry to be a grammar nazi in Japanese, but if you've been studying Japanese for 5 years you should know that it's not "romanji", but "rômaji".

      Rôma = Rome
      Roman = romance

      --
      My other account has mod points.
    9. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by linguae · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just noticed that after posting. I know better. Thanks.

    10. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it does. I took level 2 last December, and in all the preperations my school offered leading up to the test, nothing of that sort was mentioned. All we heard for months before hand was "We're cramming for JLPT because you can only take it once a year!"

      I totally passed, by the way :D And after only one year of studying in Japan.

    11. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      Forgive me, upon further research, I find that there is no actual writing on the JLPT.

      But what is true is that there exist kanji in the 1,945 Joyo Kanji that your average Japanese person cannot write on command.

      --
      Did you ever notice that *nix doesn't even cover Linux?
    12. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by coffeechica · · Score: 1

      (even after six years, I only know about 150 or so, but there are people, with the right books, who can get all of them mastered within a year or two)

      Six years, and only 150? Either you are not prioritizing them at all, or whatever you use for instruction is terrible. Learning all the kanji within a year or so is doable without problems (whether it makes any sense is another question), but even if you take a different approach a few hundred per year should be there. What are you doing about reading? We learned 250 in the first three months while we built up vocabulary, and it's so much easier now to switch textbooks and start on real texts.

    13. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Really good" is a subjective assessment. I would have said some people I know who wouldn't have had a chance of passing the JPLT were "really good", too - when my Japanese was at the elementary level.

      Out of curiosity, at which level JLPT did you turn into an arrogant prick?

    14. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by BJH · · Score: 1

      Out of curiousity, are you retarded?

      Language level is relative and subjective - anybody who's significantly better than you appears "really good".

    15. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many units were you taking at the time? Just the Japanese class?

    16. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by coffeechica · · Score: 1

      The Japanese class was on top of regular classes and work. At a rough guess I'd say I spent eight hours a week with Japanese, half of them in class. I had an advantage because I've been studying Chinese for a few years, so remembering characters is something I'm trained to do by now (though I only learned simplified Chinese characters, so kanji seriously messed with my mind at the time because they just look wrong). But still, 30 kanji or so were regular for my course per week, and we had a lot of students who had their first encounter with them in that course. They all held up.

    17. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by __int64 · · Score: 1

      "I got interested in Japanese through Pokemon, by the way."

      I got interested in Japanese through porno, by the way. Interracial pornography is definitely a most significant cultural ambassador...despite popular opinion :).

    18. Re:Konnichiwa - watashi no adobaisu by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Learn kanji. Kanji is the biggest hurdle; you need to learn 1,945 kanji characters in order to be equivalent to a Japanese high school graduate in kanji knowledge

      I hope this isn't getting too off-topic, but you are the second person in this thread to quote the exact number of 1945 kanji symbols.

      Is this just a natural number which falls out of being adequate for proficiency, or is it a somewhat arbitrary value? I assume it's a specific, standardized set that covers all the basics, or is that an over-simplification?

      Being an anglophone (with some French background), I don't remember anyone ever quantifying the total number of words I was expected to know. Now, with a pictographic language, maybe those 1945 symbols cover all of the basics and cover several tens of thousands of concepts/scenarios, but the specificity of the number seems, well, jarring.

      Care to elaborate on that seemingly highly specific value? To a non-Japanese speaker it sounds almost arbitrary.

      Cheers
      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  13. Misconceptions by ResQuad · · Score: 1

    I think the first step to learning Japanese is to get rid of the misconceptions. Japanese is really not as hard as people make it out to be, at least the verbal portion. Yes, the writing is difficult.

    Regardless of which, I belive the "best" way to learn japanese is figure out what you want to do with it. If you simple want to watch anime and understand, then listen to things like the pimsluers audio books, etc. Anything to help you get the very basics down, even "tourist" leasons work. Once you understand the basic grammer (which I personally belive is relativly easy), you can get vocab books.

    If you don't worry about the written language, you should be ok. And of course once you can speak it, you can learn to read it.

    I took several simesters of Nihongo about 6 years ago. Didn't follow it much after that, though I wanted to. Recently I picked up the Primslers from Audible.com and found it reasonably good - especially if you know nothing about the language.

  14. Please reconsider by winmine · · Score: 1

    Learn Japanese? This guy reccommends against it.

  15. Anime style... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    When you speak Japanese, make sure your English subtitles mean something entirely different.

    1. Re:Anime style... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always found that interesting. When I am watching a movie or TV show and the subtitles are either completely different, or sometimes I see subtitles when no one has said anything. I notice it most with older titles.

    2. Re:Anime style... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the English voiceover doesn't match the English subtitle. I recall seeing one show where the English word "chick" was spoken but the English subtitle had the word "dyke". I died laughing because the subtitle was far more accurate.

  16. Some personal experience by RRcGoose · · Score: 1

    I recently have tried to learn Japanese, and can pass on a few tips.

    The first thing I would recommend trying to learn is the written language. Of this there are three forms: Hiragana ('Traditional Japanese'), Katakana (For borrowed and modern words), and Kanji (The advanced characters). I worked on this by just trying to learn five characters a day, and then constantly repeating them until the whole set was memorized. A good reference, at least for the hiragana, is http://www.thejapanesepage.com/, which has decent exercises to remember everything.

    After learning at least the hiragana and katakana, you can start working on grammar and vocabulary. Two books I used for grammar were 'Japanese Step by Step' by Gene Nishi and 'Easy Japanese' by Jack Seward, both of which I recommend. I also used the Rosetta Stone software for a little bit, although found it a bit difficult. All it does is show you a picture and has you say a phrase associated to what's going on in the picture with little explanation as to what is being said.

    The one thing I truly wish I had was a tutor to check myself against instead of flying blind. At times, I feel like if I were to go to Japan and try out what I've learned, I'd end up like that guy in the Monty Python skit saying the dirty phrases instead of the true language.

    Most importantly, if you're really serious about learning Japanese, stick with it! Make your learning a fun experience!

    Steve-

  17. theres some good resources out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been taking japanese here at college for almost 2 years, and having had some immersion thanks to anime, I've been used to the way it sounds for a while. Seriously, I find it easier than french, like alot easier, when learned at a slow but steady pace. It's gonna take a while for me to learn all those kanji, but at least I don't feel like everything is being crammed down my throat at an impossible-to-digest rate. One option is to look at the Genki textbook series, I found a good price earlier on thejapanshop.com, and you can get the texbook, workbook, associated audio CDs, and an answer book which has answers for the textbook and workbook exercises for both Genki 1 and Genki 2. This seems like a reasonable plan for self study, and it's not priced anywhere near that of normal texbooks. Many people seem to like the genki series (although we use Nakama for our classes here).
    As a general quick reference, I've been using nihongoresources.com as kind of a quick reference dictionary, although there are a few little language guides on the site too. Once you're used to it though, and can find little mental things to relate words to, it's really not too bad. Most conjugations do follow patterns, with not many exceptions to the ones I've seen. Word order is rather flexible, so generally as long as the verb is last everything is ok. Casual speech gets more complicated, and it'll probably be like another year before I'll ever be able to translate japanese song lyrics, but getting started in japanese really isn't too bad. Posting as AC because I haven't logged in for like a year. Ganbatteyo!

  18. don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's peoples obsession with learning Japanese? The only two reasons people learn Japanese is to either watch their bootleg anime, or actually move to Japan (and supposedly watch more anime, I dunno). These are the same people who use Japanese suffixes (chan, san, etc.) in an english conversation, making themselves sound like a dumbass. Get a new obsession.

  19. Resources I use by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Resources I use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I can't believe purely informationnal post are well not rated.

  20. Don't rely on imported J-pop culture by Zadaz · · Score: 1
    Find a native Japanese speaker to teach you. Ideally one on one. If you don't speak it, you will not learn it. Ideally get a Japanese boy/girl friend.

    Don't expect to learn too quickly, Unless you have an amazing aptitude you'll need to study pretty hard for several years before you can even get the gist of most anime. Is that going to be worth it to watch Naruto without the subtitles? (And still miss most of the subtext). And that's taking lessons several times a week plus hours of homework, study, and memorization.

    Spend time learning the culture as well as the language.

    I'd start with the "Minna No Nihongo" books and stay way from the "For Busy People" books since they don't provide near as much depth, usage, or have as good of exercises. The "Minna No Nihongo" books also let you focus your attention as much as you want with optional listening CD's and Kanji exercise books that go with the lessons.

    And of course, go to Japan and go somewhere outside of Tokyo/Kyoto and learn to sink or swim.

    I agree with what other posters have said about learning Anime Japanese because it's pretty much socially unacceptable. See if you can rent or download Japanese drama's to listen to, since they have more common speech.

    1. Re:Don't rely on imported J-pop culture by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Ideally get a Japanese boy/girl friend."

      Dude, this is Slashdot. We aren't even able to get Wapanese girlfriends.

      BTW, I don't think "Will you go out with me so you can teach me a new language?" will work as a good pick-up line. Not that I would know, since, again, I'm a Slashdotter.

    2. Re:Don't rely on imported J-pop culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ideally get a Japanese boy/girl friend." ...I think my wife would object to that. Especially the "boyfriend" part... :)

  21. You could always ask Homer Simpson! by writermike · · Score: 1

    "Shimatta-baka-ni!"

    [[D'oh]]

    --
    If Nalgene water bottles are outlawed, only outlaws will have Nalgene water bottles.
  22. Easy by rlp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get Dragonball Z on DVD. Start watching in Japanese with English subtitles. About half-way through the battle with Freeza (episode #5259) turn off the subtitles.

    --
    [Insert pithy quote here]
    1. Re:Easy by jsrlepage · · Score: 0

      That's when they stop actual conversation and start to fight and shout a number of "k3wl move names" until the credits, right?

      --
      This is my opinion. Everyone has a right to my opinion.
    2. Re:Easy by sabit666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Been there. Done that. I now have constipation and constantly threatening my co-workers about dire consequences from not obeying my wishes.

    3. Re:Easy by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Get Dragonball Z on DVD. Start watching in Japanese with English subtitles. About half-way through the battle with Freeza (episode #5259) turn off the subtitles.

      More seriously...

      I got hold of a Taiwanese boxset of DBZ. Got into the habit of pausing it just as the Japanese episode title came up, and before the subtitle translating it did. Then try to read out the title (thank Kami-sama for furigana!) and then hit play and see what the voiceover guy says.

      By the time the Cell Games came round, I was getting quite good at it. Learning by repetition, I suppose... there's only so many times you can get 'SUUPAA SAIYAJIN' wrong :-)

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    4. Re:Easy by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I learned from DBZ was the Japanese for "hhhrrnnnnggggghhhhhh!"

      (It's "hhhrrnnnnggggghhhhhh!").

      -Stephen

    5. Re:Easy by rlp · · Score: 1

      I detect some skepticism. Trust me it really works. Very quickly you'll be impressing your salaryman colleagues with common Japanese phrases like "Kamaeha-maeha!" and "BigBangAttack!".

      --
      [Insert pithy quote here]
  23. Rosetta Stone by datafr0g · · Score: 1

    The Rosetta Stone software is brilliant - check it out here: http://www.rosettastone.com/

    It's quite effective at forcing you to think in another language - after a short while of trying the french course, I found that I was thinking in that lauguage which I believe is the most natural way to learn. For example, parts of the courses work by giving you 4 pictures of things to choose from and you have to pick based on what word you hear - there's no handholding if you don't want it. The later courses combine those words into phrases and you really are thinking in the lanuguage as opposed to translating it (from english) in your head. This happens because you associate the image with the word specific to the language you're learning - very cool and very fast. There are many other sections to the courses but they all work the same way - associate a word or phrase in the language you're learning directly with objects or things you can see or hear, etc. By the way, I spent a while after a couple of hours on the course walking around and noticing things I could name in the new language - it worked very well and there was no manual conversion from english going on in my head.
    Most other software or books, cd's, etc I've tried seem to teach through repitition and what I've found is that I end up translating the language in my head from english to whatever other language. If you can *think* in that language from the start, it becomes far easier to become fluent and retain the language - after all, Japanese people think in Japanese, they don't convert it from english first!

    Hope that helps :)

    --
    "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" - Alfred E. Neuman
    1. Re:Rosetta Stone by darkmayo · · Score: 1

      Just picked it up myself, and so far I have to agree with the parent.

      Its like learning through immersion. Sure there is a text book in english but you dont even have to look at it. Just start it up and go, there is no english in the app itself translating what was just said so it forces you to think in japanese so to speak. If you really get stuck you can always take a peek at the english listing to see what the hell they are talking about, but when you figure it out in your head its much more effective.. imo

      and cough...I seem to have seen it available on certain ummm.. torrent sites too.

      --
      "I am a kernel in the linux army"
  24. What worked for me... by Hootenanny · · Score: 1

    I used a two-pronged approach to teach myself some Japanese.

    1. Use the Rosetta Stone software to familiarize yourself with the vocabulary, sound, and appearance of Japanese language. I found this to be useful for learning-by-repetition.

    2. At the same time, get a Japanese textbook and learn the details of the grammar. Start by memorizing the hiragana alphabet. Learn about the particles.

    If you simply use the language - i.e. take approach #1 alone - then you miss out on essential understanding of *why* the language works the way it does. If you simply study it like a science - i.e. take approach #2 alone - then you prevent your brain from learning a language the most natural way, by imitation.

    Good luck, and I hope this helps...

  25. Don't forget the real world by mtippett · · Score: 1

    A few things to remember.

        It sounds like you are currently unilingual - don't underestimate the amount of internal training that you will have to do.
        Children learn slowly, adults try to learn quickly, give your self time.
        Never assume the a translation carries the meaning, it won't.

    Now on the learning

        Learn with Hiragana and Katakana if at all possible, Romaji will end up adding more complexity to learning, it is only a standardized approximation to the actual language.
        Don't rely on electronic-only methods, write read and use a paper dictionary.
        Get children's books - they are simple and give you the basics
        Get a hiragana based japanese-english/english-japanese dictionary
        Get a kanji based japanese-english dictionary
        For Linux software I use gjiten, edit and uim

  26. Good luck - it's a fun language to learn by Chang · · Score: 1

    I learned Japanese as a teenager by living in Japan and immersing myself while cutting out my native language as much as possible. This is by far the best way to learn any language.

    If that isn't possible (immersion) I have a few specific suggestions

    Focus more on learning the kana, nouns, verbs, and adverbs.

    Focus less on honorific and polite forms. These will come in time and you need an understanding of Japanese culture and social contexts to make effective use of them anyways. Native Japanese do not expect you as a beginner to use these correctly.

    Don't sweat the particles (ga, ha, o, ni) so much - they are a little tough to get used to but pattern recognition will get you there eventually.

    Don't worry at all about Kanji in the beginning - it's a complete waste of time for a beginner and they will come easily when you are ready to absorb them (late in the learning process)

    After you get some basic vocabulary down then start to learn to conjugate verbs - there are only a couple of patterns to remember and you will suddenly be able to conjugate verbs a dozen different ways as fast as you can learn the verb bases.

    Enjoy the fact that Japanese has no real plural forms, no future tenses, and no articles. It makes it much simpler as a language.

    Also enjoy the fact that Japanese has a highly regular pronunciation that makes it a snap to pronounce.

    Ignore the regional dialects in the beginning - it's very important to learn these if you are going to live somewhere where they speak but you'll be able to make yourself understood and if you know standard Japanese you can puzzle these out when the time comes.

    Focus on listening comprehension by watching Japanese TV/movies/radio and get yourself a conversation partner. There are people who are dying to trade English conversation for Japanese and you can do this over the net. There is no substitute for speaking and listening when learning any language. Don't worry about mistakes just try to speak as much as possible.

    Get yourself a pen pal or an email/IM partner so you can practice reading quickly and responding in writing.

    Whatever you do - don't try to learn Japanese primarily by watching anime or reading manga. You will sound like a complete dork.

  27. why not take a class? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know you said "without attending to classes", but I'd suggest you reconsider. I'm taking a class at the local community college and finding it well worth the time and money. (A class at a community or commuter college may be much better suited to the part-time student - the intro Japanese class at UMCP is six credit hours, which would be difficult to fit into my schedule, while the one I'm taking is only three.)

    I was motivated to finally take a class after my second trip to Japan last fall. After meeting one Spanish woman who spoke four langages, and a Polish woman who was there teaching English and studying shodo, I was embarassed that after twenty years of karate training in a Japanese style, and shiatsu training, and two brief trips to Japan, I knew only enough Japanese to say "thank you", "excuse me", and "please bring me a beer". (Well, and "roundhouse kick to the neck", but that's not a phrase that comes up much in polite conversation.)

    The class is sociologically interesting, though - a bunch of 18 and 19 year old anime fans, and me at 36.

    --
    Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  28. Yes. by urinetrouble · · Score: 0

    I learned from high school courses. One last year (An introductory class), and then independent study this year (Not enough interest for a second-year class but it worked out). The thing is, I'm already forgetting. This tells me that the only way for me to really know the language properly is to constantly practise it. That probably means either moving to Japan or getting a job as a sushi chef like I'm kind of half-assedly planning to.

    I also second not learning from games/anime. That won't teach you Japanese, that will just make you into a wapanese jackass. Commitment to learning a language properly doesn't mean playing video games and watching cartoons.

  29. Advices on Learning Japanese? by MrYotsuya · · Score: 1

    Advices on Learning Japanese?

    I think "advice" is it's own plural. How about mastering the English language before going on to greener pastures?

    1. Re: Advices on Learning Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's is a contraction of it is. You want to use its in this situation.

  30. Slime Forest by Netochka · · Score: 2, Informative

    I found this: http://lrnj.com/ to be a fun way to help me learn the characters (although probably writing them repeatedly is the best for drilling them into your brain)

  31. Japanese for Programmers? (Partial Threadjack) by SecretAsianMan · · Score: 1

    I was going to submit an Ask Slashdot myself, but from a different perspective. I'm a professional software engineer. I'm not one of those simpletons with a ju-co degree writing Windows logon scripts because they heard there was good money. No, I get up in the morning and write RSX-11M device drivers just to wake up. I've learned maybe 30 or 40 languages, from various assemblies to Haskell. I became fluent in Spanish in four years. Languages are easy, and many /. readers are in the same predicament.

    So how can people like us learn Japanese? We don't have the patience to work through the standard type of "learn a little bit at a time with no view of the big picture" learning material. What we want is a big-picture view of the entire language, from which we can pick individual pieces of lexeme, grammar, vocabulary, and usage to study. We long ago stopped using the hopelessly verbose SAMS $LANGUAGE Bible books to learn programming languages, and we would still prefer BNF to the front of a Nutshell book. What is the equivalent for conversational languages, especially Japanese?

    --

    Washington, DC: It's like Hollywood for ugly people.

    1. Re:Japanese for Programmers? (Partial Threadjack) by Edward+Ka-Spel · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, Japanese is very similar to a computer language.  Just a few simple rules, and (almost) no exceptions to the rules.  If I really thought about it, perhaps I could even create a fairly simple BNF for it.  Here is an off-the-cuff attempt.  I can never remember the exact BNF punctuation, so I will make up one.

      sentence := <expression>* <verb conjugate>.
      expression := <noun clause> | <sub-sentence>
      noun clause := noun <particle>
      particle := wa | ga | o | ni | na | de | kara | made | aida | NULL | others I forget right now.  (as a side note, each particle gives an indication to the part of the sentence.  Subject, direct object, indirect object, adverb, etc.
      sub-sentence := sentence <conjunction>
      conjunction := yoni | mae | ato | kara | nara | NULL | etc.  (with a little bit of thought perhaps the conjunction and the particle rule could be the same rule)
      verb conjugate := verb base <conjugate>
      conjugate := a | i | u | e | o | te | ite

      And there you have it.  Now that I think about it, it is a little bit oversimplified.  But what do you expect for free and in five minutes...

      Example:
      taberu mae ni te o aratte kudasai
      <expression> <expression> <verb conjugate>
      <expression> <expression> kudasa <conjugate>
      <expression> <expression> kudasai
      <sentence> mae ni <expression> kudasai
      <verb conjugate> mae ni <expression> kudasai
      tabe <conjugate> mae ni <expression> kudasai
      taberu mae ni <expression> kudasai
      taberu mae ni <sentence> kudasai
      taberu mae ni <expression> <verb conjugate> kudasai
      taberu mae ni <expression> ara <conjugate> kudasai
      taberu mae ni <expression> aratte kudasai
      taberu mae ni te <particle> aratte kudasai
      taberu mae ni te o aratte kudasai
      please wash your hands before you eat.

      QED  :)

    2. Re:Japanese for Programmers? (Partial Threadjack) by Profound · · Score: 1
  32. Learning Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, I highly recommend a site: http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~jwb/wwwjdic.html. This site has everything from java character input recognition for the dictionary, to a Japanese dictionary with examples for every word.

    Second, to help learn all of the hiragana, katakana, and kanji (and everything else Japanese related) you should check out a program called SuperMemo. This program is a simple flashcard program, but it uses a spaced repetition algorithm to help you remember things before you forget them. (btw, I've read that people have used SuperMemo and MASTERED a language in something like 2-3 years.)

    Also, having a friend that attempted to learn kanji on his own (also he has a very good imagination), he created a method called Kanji Town (just google it, he has a blog about it).

    Finally, you need to immerse yourself in the language - through Pimsler, any Japanese music you can listen to, watch Japanese TV shows... every bit of audio stuff you can find to add to your reading studies.

    1. Re:Learning Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      pretty biased piece of crap.

      speaking to japanese is much like speaking to english people. they're polite. therefore they avoid touchy subjects. but once you've built trust, they'll speak about things like anyone else.

      learning japanese is anything BUT useless, for several reasons:
      a) you learn how to communicate with people who communicate differently from what you're used to. you'll learn a lot about people that way. people skills are useless... since when?
      b) you learn a language that works differently from your own. compare that to learning a pure functional programming language when your work requires object oriented programming only. you learn to think outside the box.
      c) japanese might think it odd that you want to learn japanese, but most japanese are pleased at your effort. while that might not be the case with executive-type people, the average japanese will like you if you stammer a few japanese words and concede that you tried but failed. then switch to english because it's easier for both of you (don't persist). this goes for any culture, some more, some less. (interestingly enough, especially english speaking cultures seem to _expect_ that people speak their language)
      d) learning a language as complex as japanese (and it isn't really complex, just different, as i pointed out it a previous post) will make it somewhat easier to learn other languages, because you've understood more completely _how languages work_.
      e) if you're really that much into anime and manga and all that, you can't understand it unless you understand japanese.

      japanese people are anything but socially inept. it takes a socially inept person not to recognize that. they communicate differently, altogether more subtly, but they communicate.

      it's true that japanese want to speak english, and the reasons given for that are probably true as well. as for the rest of the post, i wonder where all that "information" comes from.

      yeah, i had to vent a bit, now mod me down if you want.

    2. Re:Learning Japanese by ghostunit · · Score: 1

      About them getting impatient at you when you try speaking Japanese, my guess is that you are not fluent and thus speak slowly and with a really bad pronunciation.

      English speakers tend to pronounce Japanese very poorly, as they are extremely different.

    3. Re: Learning Japanese by BlueQuark · · Score: 1

      Well for everyone who says don't learn Japanese or Japanese is too hard, or other such nonesense. It is a difficult language to learn but not impossible if you are motivated enough to spend the time doing so, but it can be fun at the same time. Learning Japanese is a great endeavor and I wish you luck.

      Most naysayers have very little practical experience speaking/reading/writing Japanese.

      As for me, I'm probably not as good as I should be.
      Now, I'm not fluent, but speak pretty decent Japanese, I can write about 1000 kanjis and can read nearly 1500. I've been studying for quite some time though. Also my wife is Japanese, and I've dated a number of Japanese women and I've lived in Japan. I speak with her nearly daily in half Japanese and half English. I've also worked for nearly 3 years in Tokyo.

      Depending on where you live, I would recommend taking some classes to get your feet wet, FIND Japanese friends. If you are single, find a Japanese girl, many of the girls I dated wanted me to learn more and were happy that I wanted to learn and studied Japanese. So they helped ALOT! My wife also happens to be a Japanese language teacher, but she is too strict with me, so I gave up on her giving me formal lessons, though the informal ones are the best.

      I'm still learning and I'm nearly 40, but I'm always finding out new things.

      The two really difficult things about learning Japanese are the particles and Kanji. The best way for me was to really learn the radicals and learn how to 'break' 'up' the kanji into small components, this way you can easily recognize much more complicated kanji.

      Speaking and Listening are just a matter of using it. Watching Anime can help, but watching Japanese TV/movies and dramas with or without subtitles can beneficial too.

      Check out this series of books for learning Japanese:

      http://genki.japantimes.co.jp/index.en.html

      Some good dictionaries:

      http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~jwb/wwwjdic.html

      http://linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict

      Learning Kanji:

      Guide to Writing Kanji & Kana Book 1: A Self-Study Workbook for Learning Japanese Characters (Tuttle Language Library) (Paperback)
      ISBN: 0804833923

      Find Japanese friends (girls)
      http://friends.japantoday.com/

      Just don't tell Japanese girls you are into Anime, they will generally run the other way.
      Finding Japanese girls who are really into Anime, are well not as common as you would like or would think. Nearly all the girls I've dated thought guys who were into Anime or Manga were gross.

      So I told them I'm only into Studio Ghibli, then they think your cool. :-)

      Also, consider taking a break from doing IT or whatever you do and go teach English in Japane for 6 months to a year.

      Good Luck

  33. My advice (for what it's worth) by Kuukai · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm no language teacher, but I am a pretty good non-native speaker of Japanese... I recommend learning hiragana and katakana on the web first. Shouldn't be too hard, that's how I learned and I think it took at most a few weeks. Also, the basic grammatical structure of Japanese isn't too complicated, in fact it's extremely simple, so it shouldn't be too hard to learn basic stuff from books/the web. It's kanji that makes Japanese "hard" (learn how to do radical lookup in a dictionary program like JWPce as soon as possible, and get good at it). Even if you don't want to pay a teacher, maybe you could find a Japanese person to practice with (or other otaku learning Japanese). I'm not sure how far you can actually get without formal instruction, but either way, pumping that anime addiction of yours is what you want to do. Anime itself is pretty hard to follow at a beginner level, but you'll have a fair amount of luck with shows like Pokemon, aimed at younger viewers. An even better way to practice is video games. Many games for PS2 etc. have subtitles and speech at the same time, which makes things much easier to understand, as your abilities in reading and listening will supplement each other (trust me, this is amazingly helpful)... Older games (PSX, etc. once you learn how to look up kanji) will help your reading, and you can go through text at your own pace rather than being force-fed at fluent-level. Well, at the level you're at, there are plenty of good GB games with all the text in hiragana with spaces, which might help. And when doing any of these, especially now, don't expect 100% comprehension, just do your best to learn what you didn't understand. Use the dictionary all the time, quiz yourself, and double-check your ideas about grammar using Google (as in, use it to see if things you want to say in Japanese have ever been said before, a clear sign of at least semi-validity). Without taking a class, it all hinges on how much effort you put into this, but learning Japanese can turn into a fun hobby. Expose yourself to the language as much as possible, though, or you won't have much fodder for your self-learning. Not sure what other advice I can give. Good luck!

    --
    Sendou Wave Kick!!
  34. Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter by r0xtarninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you want to learn Japanese solely on account of games and/or anime, I can tell you now to not bother. It's not worth the effort, nor is it a particularly useful language. That said, if you're insane like me, your best bet is to find a college with a good Japanese program, study a few years, then go live in Japan for a while. No matter how much you study, you'll never reach any useful level of fluency if you don't go over there for a while. Learning Japanese inherently requires you to learn Japan as well. GLHF

    1. Re:Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, there are better things to do with your time, like learning Klingonii!

  35. Are you male, or female? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been told by a fellow traveller that most Japanese taught to foreigneers is woman's Japanese. He found this out while living in Japan. He was talking to a local in a bar and the local told him that he speaks Japanese very well for a woman. My understanding is that the two sexes have either their own words or mannerisms/inflections in the language. Maybe this is something you don't have to worry about in the beginning or are only interested in a certain level of understanding.

    Can anyone verify this?

    1. Re:Are you male, or female? by Edward+Ka-Spel · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is true. There are differences in the language depending on your sex. Words, expressions, grammars, pronunciationss, and mannerisms can all be different. Anything taught in a book or class will almost certainly be gender neutral. But you have to be careful of anything you pick up from listening/reading. To make it harder, for some unknown reason, it seems to be easier to understand females than males. So if you try to learn by talking to others, there is a tendency to speak like a girl because you understand them better. Constant Vigilance!

    2. Re:Are you male, or female? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main reason why this is true is that of the foreigners in Japan, an overwhelming percentage of them are males and have Japanese girlfriends, which is where they learn Japanese - hence they speak Japanese in a somewhat feminine fashion. As others have mentioned the fastest way to fluency in any language is to constantly use it, and boyfriend/girlfriend relationships offer the easiest way to do that (incidentally, I think one reason why foreign guys are so popular in Japan is that a lot of Japanese women want to improve their English). If you learned Japanese just talking with a bunch of drunk Japanese guys, well, then you'd end up talking like a drunk Japanese guy (which is probably better if you're a guy than sounding like a teen-age Japanese girl).

    3. Re:Are you male, or female? by ixache · · Score: 1

      That's basically right, you've got to be careful about the way you talk according to your gender. Let's delve into this a little by taking an example, how to say "I/me" in japanese.

      In class you're taught to use the word "watashi", and this is perfectly fine, except that when you talk with Japanese people, you'll hear them use different words. Here are a few of them, and how they're mostly used (as far as I can tell):

      • "watashi": gender neutral, slightly formal, normally polite
      • "watakushi": formal, extremely polite; elder people
      • "atashi": female, informal
      • "washi": older alpha male
      • "boku": male, informal
      • "ore": male, rude/impolite/uneducated

      And etc., as I don't remember what the Emperor is supposed to use and others. So when talking Japanese, as a foreigner, the safest word to use for "I" is "watashi". Any other choice would make you look ignorant, too familiar, or plainly queer.

      However, in Japanese you mostly do not use the personal pronouns, except when they are really necessary. So a short conversation between three youngsters might go like this:

      Ichirô: Oi, toshokan ni itta?
      Jirô: Itta yo
      Saburô: Ore wa ikanakatta.

      Translation: "Hey you guys ["oi"], did you go ["itta?"] to ["ni"] the library ["toshokan"]? / I sure did! / I[, for one] didn't." (Interestingly, the three names I used, thought real Japanese names, translate roughly as "First/Second/Third son".)

      Hope this clarifies a little the matter of gender/group speaking in Japanese.

      Xavier

      --
      Do I make sense? Please report if not.
  36. The right question by Punto · · Score: 1
    Most people here will tell you "take a formal course", but the thing is that we're used to learning things that might seem complicated, but are based on a few simple concepts that one can learn from reading a couple of pages on the manual and then looking at the source. I think the right question would be "how can I learn japanese the same way I learned programming?", and there is no easy answer. You have to learn around 1000 'basic' words, and then their variations (like conjugations, etc).

    I know people who learned english from games like Maniac Mansion when they were teenagers, but that meant spending several hours every day on the games, and they didn't have to learn any new alphabets to get started. I don't know what would happen if you gave a japanese graphic adventure to a teenager (but I'd be interested to know :)

    --

    --
    Stay tuned for some shock and awe coming right up after this messages!

  37. It's not hard, but it's not possible either. by SinGunner · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I came here (Tokyo) last year with a friend who had the same level of Japanese I did (3 years in College/Minor), though we both had separate agendas. His was to learn Japanese, mine was to find a job. While I got my job and studied a little bit in my spare time and am capable of getting by, he entered a school dedicated to teaching Japanese to foreigners. His Japanese now is what anyone would call pera pera (fluent). He can read Japanese better than a goodly number of Japanese and can write it better than most (Japanese don't actually know kanji that well unless they kept it up in college and use it daily), but he is still behind. The heart of any language is idiom, and it's something that simply cannot be 100% expressed in another language.

    So while it's always good to learn another language, A) you're not going to learn Japanese anywhere but in Japan, and B) you're never going to be that good at Japanese (I'm at least at the point where I can tell the gaijin personalities on TV who may even know more about Japanese culture speak with strange accents and have strange word usage).

    On a side note, I loved anime in America, but coming here, it really is rather obvious how childish it is. If you're caught watching it here, girls will be screaming "AKIBAKEI!" and shit at you. A gaijin even saying the word "anime" here makes me feel hiku (umm.. like embarassed, sorta).
  38. advice by illuminatedwax · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You are about to learn a difficult language. The basics, and even the way of thinking can be quite different than English. I studied for about 3 years, took 2 years off and forgot a lot of it, then studied another year, and now I work a tech job in Japan.

    At the same time, don't let Japanese scare you. The best asset for learning a language is confidence. If you don't have any confidence, you won't be able to communicate or learn any language.

    1) If you can, take a course at your University. This is the best way to start learning. If you're lucky, you'll get a rigorous course. If you're unlucky, you'll get a very easy course that uses romaji. The key to learning the language is to push yourself. I learned at University of Chicago, which has one of the best (and most difficult) Japanese programs (I did terribly :). If you can't take a course, try and get "Communicating in Japanese" by Hiroyoshi Noto. Make sure you get the tapes, too. It's an excellent book, and will take more time but teach you more than, say, "Japanese for Busy People."

    2) Learn Kana right away. You will be sorry if reading kana doesn't come as second nature to you after a year. Make sure you begin at least studying Kanji, too. The sooner you start learning Kanji, the less scary it will be later. (check out the book "Kanji and Kana"!)

    3) Be prepared for a long road. You should ideally spend at least 2 years studying the language before you can even think about being "fluent." Then, if you want to be able to speak the language, you should spend a good amount of time in Japan. Maybe you'll learn faster (some people have a natural ability for picking up languages), but you might learn more slowly, too. If you have the time and resources, there are many schools in Japan where that you can study Japanese for anywhere from 4 weeks to a year.

    4) a) If you want to learn Japanese because of anime, don't worry about it. Getting interested in learning a language just because you enjoy something that country produces is no worse than getting interested because you want to make money, or something. Just make sure you realize there are other interesting things about Japan. Get involved in really learning about the whole culture. I find talking with Japanese people is much more revealing than reading about it somewhere.
    b) If you want to read manga or watch anime, first off, realize that ou need a very strong Japanese base to understand them in the first place. There's a lot of stuff you're just not going to get unless you really have a strong background in Japanese. It'll probably be a year or two (at least it was for me) before you'll actually be able to use the simplest anime or manga for practice. But if you do use it to study, don't worry about ruining your skills somehow. Major universities use Miyazaki films to teach courses. Just be aware that they do use some words or phrases that will get you laughed at in everyday conversation. For example, you may end up sounding either like a little girl or a stupid high school kid.

    So other than that, the most important advice is of course, Practice, Practice, Practice. If you do go it on your own, I wish you best of luck, and I warn you that you will need much self-motivation to get anywhere, because it will take a lot of time.

    --
    Did you ever notice that *nix doesn't even cover Linux?
    1. Re:advice by Ekhymosis · · Score: 1
      Parent has excellent advice.

      Also, it has been said the best way to learn any language is to live in the country where it is spoken. I currently live in Japan, in the country where barely anyone speaks English, and even fewer speak it well. My Japanese skill is by far from perfect, however while I studied the language one of my professors told me to actively seek out situations where you are forced to speak Japanese and guage how well you did, etc. I have joined a bunch of clubs where no one speaks English (however, one does speak Spanish so I can still communicate!). At first, it sucked. Royally. It was frustrating as hell trying to communicate with the people, but if you make an effort, the people WILL respond in like and do their best to communicate with you, etc. Yes, it is a stressful thing to learn a new language, but believe you me, the rewards greatly outweigh the hell you go through learning the language.

      I am still far from fluent, but now I can be functional at the office and even chat with the other teachers once in a while, albeit nothing philosophical, just stuff about work, sports, and small talk.

      Also, vocabulary and grammar do not make a language. The culture is also vital in learning the language. That is why many top linguists can talk about a culture based on the way the language is used. Basically they can reconstruct the culture (or a good deal of it) just by studying the language and its nuances. =)

      --
      Fighting over religion is like seeing whose imaginary friend is best.
  39. :D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a Japanese girlfriend.

  40. So, if I learn Japanese, by rts008 · · Score: 1

    then I can read ans say "All your base belong to us?"
    Cool!

    --
    Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
  41. Language Mixxer by Chapium · · Score: 1

    This might be a good resource. Speak with others via Skype. The internet limitations themselves might be hurdles, but its worth a shot.

  42. I am doing the same thing by Rayston · · Score: 1

    I am doing the same thing although I will likely eventually take classes as I would like to be able to put this on a resume. Heres one interesting approach to learning the alphabets and even some simple words. http://lrnj.com/ Its a retro style adventure game (think Final Fantasy) that trys to teach you the japanese alphabet's along the way.

  43. Agree by JanneM · · Score: 1

    Japanese, the language, is not difficult at all. The grammar is very regular, and spelling problems are nonexistent. I've found it substantially easier than either English or German in this regard.

    There are, however, three pitfalls:

    1. Kanji. Yes, you do need to learn them. It's time-consuming, but necessary. One hurdle with learning Japanese is that you can't really practice your language through reading like with many other languages since you need the kanji to do so. SO picking them up will enable you to practice a lot more. On the upside, learning kanji makes for a nice shortcut to pick up new vocabulary.

    2. Politeness. By convention or habit, all textbooks and courses tend to focus on polite language, only covering the familiar language to the extent you need it for grammatical correctness. That's often not how Japanese speak, however.

    Your early contacts with Japanese in the real world will tend to be shopkeepers, waiters and so on, and they will not use the polite language to you; they'll use honirific language - which often isn't covered until fairly late in any introductory course. So you'll have no idea what they're saying, which makes them nervous so they start using even more polite language, which just makes it worse.

    And once you start to know people, they'll drop the politeness (just like you do in any other language) and speak more familiar language - but since you haven't practiced it in class, you're lost again.

    In television or radio, you'll often have either familiar language (dramas, comedies, game shows or anything with shouting, laughing and so on) or honorific language (news, debates or other 'serious' matters), again neither of which you've actually studied or practiced.

    The politeness thing isn't difficult, really, but you do need to get an ear for those ways of speaking or writing as well, not just the safe-but-boring middle level. I'd wish that was covered much earlier.

    3. Dialects. Japan is not a small country, and it has a large population. Dialects a numerous and varied. Of course, what you're learning is some abstract "television-presenter Japanese", that isn't too dissimilar from an attenuated Tokyo dialect. But go to Osaka further down the coast (where I reaside), and the language changes drastically. If you've only ever studied and heard "standard Japanese" you won't stand a chance. I've lived here a couple of years, and I still don't understand a word when someone starts speaking in a broad Osaka dialect.

    --
    Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
    1. Re:Agree by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      spelling problems are nonexistent.

      Except for all the spelling problems. When to use "ou" and when to use "oo", for example, or (in katakana) when to use "ei" and when to use "e-". And some words don't even have fixed spellings. Quick - is "vaiorin" likely to be regarded as more correct than "baiorin"? I bet you don't know off the top of your head.

      And that is assuming that you don't count kanji issues as "spelling". Which "sou" should I use in "kawaisou"? (I'm amazed how many native speakers regularly misspell that word. To be fair, most instances are probably just henkan mistakes, but still.)

      And then there's okurigana. Should it be "wa(karu)" or "waka(ru)"? (And which of the three common kanji for this word should I use in this case? Of course, that affects the okurigana...)

      If those don't count as spelling problems, I'd like to know what would. :)

  44. Learning a Language by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1

    By looking for ways to learn a language without classes you are really setting yourself up for failure. I'm not saying it can't be done, and I'm sure a couple people throughout history have been somewhat successful, but it leaves out the best way to learn a language: Experiencing it.

    Now, I'm definitely not fluent in German, but I'm getting better and better by simply talking to Germans and going to class and conversing in the language as much as possible. Watching foreign tv shows and reading foreign websites is a great way to supplement your learning, but ultimately understanding a different language (especially one as apparently difficult as Japanese. I'm scared of it, and I'm learning German) is something that will definitely not happen overnight. It really requires lots of interaction with other people who speak various levels of whatever language one wants to learn.

    Experiencing a language takes 2 forms: Class, and going to the country. At first going to the country is obviously out of the question, leaving only class.
    I spent 5 months in Germany and have been speaking my broken German for about a year and a half now and am not even close to where I'd like to be with the language, but I will tell you that my 5 months in Germany helped my language more than anything else.

  45. Characers by JanneM · · Score: 4, Informative

    Technically, any character that is valid Hanzi (Chinese character) is valid Japanese too. Old "comprehensive" multi-volume dictionaries used to list around 50000 characters; of course when it came to usage statistics, the majority of characters was only ever used in the dictionaries themselves, and never anywhere else.

    So there is a standard set of characters defined today - about 2200 general Kanji and another 2-300 that are used only in names. These are the ones learned in school, and I believe that "state-supported" texts, like official documents, signs, textbooks and so on (and perhaps newspapers too?) are limited to this set only.

    But then there are a lot of subject-specific characters in use, especially in academia. Someone said that the typical well-educated Japanese will know around 3-5000 characters total. On the other hand, about 800 characters are considered the minimum for literacy, and with the first 1100 - learned by sixth grade - you're going to be able to parse most general texts (you may not recognize everything, but you'll have enough context to figure out the meaning).

    --
    Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
  46. On Abandoning the Kanji by dido · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean, however there are some children's storybooks I have that make minimal use of kanji, roughly less than a dozen in each book, all with furigana, and they are not hard at all. As a parallel example, the Koreans have actually managed to almost completely do away with Hanja, and now nearly everything they write is in the Hangul syllabary. I find it hard to believe that there are truly insurmountable technical difficulties for the Japanese to do something similar and abandon Kanji in favor of exclusive use of the Kana. But certainly, and cultural or social obstacles to such a move abound. I read about what happened (PDF link to the introduction of Remembering the Kanji III) when the Occupation Government attempted to curtail the number of officially used kanji to only 1850 and how well that went over with the public, with people growing up legally nameless rather than abandoning the kanji they had been using. I imagine a move to totally abandon the Kanji would be greeted with even more disdain.

    --
    Qu'on me donne six lignes écrites de la main du plus honnête homme, j'y trouverai de quoi le faire pendre.
    1. Re:On Abandoning the Kanji by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      I think it's easiest to put it in terms we can all understand. Would you want to take the spaces out of English? Kanji is largely there to break up the text into something more intelligible. When you see it, you read multiple syllables at once and your eyes won't get lost on the page. It's a lot easier to read "watashi no na mae ha" than "watashinonamaeha". Those spaces are inserted at the intersection of kanji. And, of course, you'd never say "Watshi no namae ha", simply because it would make you sound like a gaijin. Just say "desu" after your name. That, and if you get a chance, watch some "Hakujin Sensei", cause that man kills me.

    2. Re:On Abandoning the Kanji by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant idea! Why not just add spaces in Japanese? (That's what Korean did when they abandonned kanji)

    3. Re:On Abandoning the Kanji by dido · · Score: 1

      Well, there is only one space character in English. There are more than 2000 kanji. If that's the main reason for their existence, I believe anyone would consider that crazy. There are certainly many trivial and far easier ways of breaking up text into something more intelligible than peppering the text with thousands of distinct characters that are a pain to study and learn. If you want to argue that the kanji are useful to distinguish the many homonyms of Japanese, I believe that it has been cogently argued that Japanese (and moreso Chinese) has so many homonyms mainly because their use of Kanji/Hanzi has allowed them to get away with it.

      Don't get me wrong; I'm studying Japanese now and I find the study of kanji absolutely fascinating. In the same way I suppose that a crack addict would find that smoking it makes him feel better. They're paying a very, very high price for sticking to tradition, methinks, when they've had a simple way out available for many centuries.

      --
      Qu'on me donne six lignes écrites de la main du plus honnête homme, j'y trouverai de quoi le faire pendre.
    4. Re:On Abandoning the Kanji by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Were it true, Japanese people would be insane. Since they are not, I conclude that it isn't true. Kanji are not used as a matter of mere tradition. They were introduced with literacy, from China, where the written language is purely ideographic. Kana came much later, and were originally simplified forms of common hanzi selected for phonetic significance. This was a great boon to the written language, since it disambiguated texts, especially with regard to the grammatical role of particles. Etymology and tradition are very distinct ideas, related only in as much as they are historical processes. English spelling seems to me a ridiculously high price to pay for mere tradition, but if anyone tries to correct the spelling, they are ridiculed and marginalized. English spelling is retained in part for purposes of exercising power over other people. There are no cherished traditions of spelling 'night' rather than 'nite' or 'through' rather than 'thru'. There is institutional and social inertia, in part because English spelling helps to keep people down, and reduce competition for social place. Without English spelling, some dyslexic genius could take my job.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    5. Re:On Abandoning the Kanji by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bullshit! English spelling is retained because we're used to it. Period! Everyone is used to seeing "night" and "through" and see no reason to change. It's not logical, and it drives learners crazy, but we're used to it. I ASSume it's the same with Japanese. They don't care that it makes things harder for the gaijin, THEY are used to it, and that's all that matters.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    6. Re:On Abandoning the Kanji by SinGunner · · Score: 1
      i love how ethnocentric slashdot is. you'd think americans were the only ones who read it. YOUR CULTURE IS FUCKED UP AND NOT OURS, SO THERE!

      on the actual topic, of this little thread, the problem with trying to put spaces into japanese text is that there is no convention for it. would it go before the particle or after the particle (that's not "participle". we don't even have sentence particles). kanji works great, and the average japanese reader can breeze through a japanese text if they know it. you'd be amazed how fast a stone-drunk businessman can read a fast karaoke song when i trip up trying to read songs i've heard on the radio all my life.

  47. General Language Advice by Daengbo · · Score: 1

    First of all, so that you know I'm not talking out of my ass, I am an American who has successfully learned Mandarin, Thai, and Lao. I have also tried but failed to learn Khmer and Korean (a language similar to Japanese in many ways).

    Last time I checked, the US DoD rated Japanese as a level four language, meaning that in order to get a working proficiency, they expect a full time language student to take about a year and a half of five to six hours a day in small classes with two to three hours of homework a day. My guess is that, as a gamer, you don't have the two thousand free hours they expect you to study for, nor do you have qualified native-speaker teachers to help you. You are therefore extremely limited in what you can achieve without going to live in Japan.

    In the end, that is what I suggest if you REALLY want to become proficient in the language. If you have a four year degree, you can become an English teacher there (though it looks as though you'll need to improve your English skills before you go ...), take lessons in your free time, and get totally immersed in the language. I don't think that there's really any other option for you. Even immersion will probably take two to three years.

    Sorry for the bad news.

    1. Re:General Language Advice by Guspaz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think people are overestimating the effectiveness of immersion.

      I'm bilingual. I speak English, and French. Why? Because I have spent my entire life in Quebec, a province in which the primary language is French. I've taken innumerable French courses (since they're mandatory by law), and graduated from "french immersion" schools (This is where the government forces English speakers to take things like geography and history in French).

      Can I speak French? Yes. Can I understand it? Yes. Can I read it? Yes. Can I write it? Horrible grammar, but yes. Am I good at it? Hell no! After having had French education since kindergarten, and being immersed in a French culture my entire life, I am still nowhere near fluent. People talk about taking a few years to become fluent. Now, maybe I'm just not good at learning languages, but my 20 years says that's unlikely.

      I'm sure there are mitigating factors. There are differences between living in a French province, but an English community (where most of my friends speak English), and living in Japan where you have NOTHING but Japanese to communicate in. For me, French is just something that I am exposed to daily, not something that I need to use on a daily basis. My verb conjugation in French is still guesswork. Thank goodness so many verb endings in French are pronounced the same, so that I can speak French much better than I write it!

      So what am I trying to say? Well, immerse yourself and take lessons all you want, chances are the best you can hope for even after decades is merely to be able to communicate with relative ease. Forget about fluency.

      I'll be honest, I'm interested in learning Japanese as a third language. But what has stopped me so far is a nagging voice in my head that says "If you've spent your entire life taking French courses and living in a French culture and still suck at it, what makes you think you can ever learn Japanese, idiot?".

      Maybe I just suck at learning other languages.

    2. Re:General Language Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US DoD Rating? Where'd you find that? Wouldn't mind browsing a copy of that list...

    3. Re:General Language Advice by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      No link -- just first-person memory:
      Lv - Time ------ Languages
      1 -- 6 months -- Latin languages and some of the Germanic
      2 -- 9 months -- Russian and the more difficult European languages
      3 - 11 months -- Farsi, Thai, Lao, Vietnamese, and the easier Asian languages
      4 - 17 months -- Arabic, Mandarin, Korean, Japanese
      5 - 24 months -- English for foreign officers

      Keep in mind that this is from memory, that I was in the Asian school and didn't pay a lot of attention to the ratings, and that the levels may have changed over the last seven years. I always heard rumors that Arabic, Korean, and Japanese were considered for a move to level five because the failure rate was near 80% for these languages.

      In response to the GP, the DoD also strongly believes in natural ability to learn a language and tests for this ability using the Defense Language Aptitude Battery (DLAB). The various levels have minimum scores required for entry. I scored extremely high on the test and have been called a "language sponge." The GP may lack language ability or motivation or both. I knew a Canadian who went through a similar immersion for French and didn't seem to get much, either, so maybe it's just the teaching method. There are so many factors at work in language learning that nothing guarantees success, though many things can virtually guarantee failure.

    4. Re:General Language Advice by Knightsabre · · Score: 1

      That doesn't necessarily mean anything. I know plenty of 20- and 30-something American English speakers (lived nowhere else in their lives, never studied any other languages) who have the English skills of a grade schooler. Heck, look at half the posts on Slashdot! ;)

      Even immersion techniques will only have limited effectiveness if the student isn't personally committed to learning what is being taught. They will tend to learn just enough to get by unless they find a personally compelling reason to go further. From your description, this may be what happened to you with your French instruction.

      That said, don't let that nagging voice get you down. You never know, you may have a better time learning Japanese since you actually have an interest in learning it, rather than it being forced down your throat.

      I wanted to learn Japanese for a number of reasons, including anime and manga, but also because of friends that I have met from Japan, as well as wanting to learn about the culture and history of the place.

      I will say that the sparse self-instruction that I did helped a little when I went to Japan last summer, but not nearly enough! I do plan to keep studying, as I also plan to go back again!

      Knightsabre

      --
      It's a [______] thing...you wouldn't understand.
  48. Few recommendations from my limited experience by siddesu · · Score: 1

    1. Get good textbooks. I have used the series of Kenkyusha, and found them very good for self study -- beginner thru intermediate. Here's da links (and nope, unfortunately I ain't getting commission on them):

    http://webshop.kenkyusha.co.jp/book/4-327-38420-8. html
    http://webshop.kenkyusha.co.jp/book/4-327-38424-0. html
    http://webshop.kenkyusha.co.jp/book/4-327-38439-9. html

    I have tried a lot of other books (and have seen probably the bigger part of all available texts) and find these to be very good to beginners. Part of the goodness is complete lack of English and romanized characters in the books, which helps you concentrate on the Japanese (as opposed to what you think Japanese is).

    2. Read and write a lot, nothing beats that. Do each exercise several times over ;)

    3. Try to find Japanese who'd be interested to learn English from you. You'd be surprised how helpful having someone to talk to you is. If in Japan, search for International exchange center (kokusai kouryuu kaikan/center) in your area -- and hook up with a retired Japanese volunteer for language exchange - works WAY better for picking up the language than a girlfriend.

    4. Read and write a lot.

    5. Try to spend some time in Japan, and if you do that, stay away from English-speaking environments. Work in a Japanese Japanese company is a huge boost. See 3 as well.

    6. If available, spend 5 years before you start studying Japanese to learn Chinese well, better in a place that uses the traditional Characters.

  49. DS by rishistar · · Score: 1

    I'm hoping for a DS based Japanese teaching program....

    --
    Professor Karmadillo Songs of Science
    1. Re:DS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps your post was in jest, but you can have a look at Rakuhiki Jiten DS and the upcoming Kanji Sonomama edition. Though be advised that they're mainly for Japanese people, which means there are a couple of hurdles for the non-native speaker (like no kana pronunciation shown when searching the English-Japanese dictionary).

  50. The Wikipedia approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A few years ago, I had a brilliant idea; Create a list of resources for learning japanese on Wikipedia, put a few entries on it, let others quickly fill it with interesting stuff.

    The list can be found here, and it actually grew a bit since I first wrote it, so I can say it worked.

  51. How to learn Japanese? by Dhalphir · · Score: 0

    Buy every single game you want to buy in the Japanese version from now on and slowly try to understand it using a tourists English-Japanese dictionary. :)

    1. Re: How to learn Japanese? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am surprised this question is even being asked. (Although I shouldn't be, given that this is Slashdot, after all). JapanesePod 101 and self study are great ideas, but there there is no substitute for attending an actual class. Find a class at your local community college or Japanese School, and sign up.

      Once you progress to a certain level, it will be easier to branch out and start learning more by watching TV or even (gasp!) making a visit to Japan.

      As someone who's been learning Japanese for a long time, trust me, it's not as hard as people make it out to be, but it won't come without dicipline. Having to go to class twice a week with homework in hand, and having someone [who actually knows how to teach] to ask questions are important parts of the process.

  52. It ain't so hard / it's very hard by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I learned some Japanese 30 years ago while stationed in Japan in the Navy. I was mostly self taught originally and took some courses after I got out, and have been back for several month long vacations since. My biggest problem as a tourist is that it takes several days to get my accent back and remember the body language, and then somewhere in the 2nd or 3rd week, I remember them too well, and the locals assume I know more than I do about social norms in general.

    There's a book which I unfortunately do not have with me now, Tuttle Press I think, possibly called Basic Japanese Grammar. Looking around the Amazon web site, I found a book, ISBN 0804819408, which looks close, but I won't swear it to be what I have at home. If you respond to this and leave a request, I can look it up this weekend and post it. It is not perfect, but it is an excellent cheat sheet. It is almost like a tech sheet for hardware, a basic summary of grammar rules with simple explanations of how to use them, when, and why.

    OK, the good. Japanese grammer is incredibly regular, almost mathematical. I believe there are only three irregular verbs in the entire language, and then only in how they form their root for further conjugation. The verb you find in the dictionary is the familiar present tense. There is no distinction between singular or plural, first second or third person. Purists will cringe, but the dictionary form is perfectly acceptable for starters. Natives will be so surprised that you are even making an attempt at their language that the lack of politeness will not matter a whit.

    I believe that anyone wanting to get along as a tourist can learn real Japanese, not pidgin, in a week of nightly study with this book. You will have crap pronunciation and almost no vocabulary, but you will be able to speak complete sentences, slowly.

    I recommend this as the initial course, a week, a month, not to master it, but to see if you can grok it. The grammer may be very regular, but it is different, and you will have to think differently to make any headway. If you persist in thinking in your native language patterns, you will make no headway and had best give it up. This book will give you an excellent background in seeing if you can rewarp your mindset. You will not learn any useful reading or writing. Forget those for now. The purpose here is to introduce you to the thought patterns behind Japanese. Nothing else matters at first. If you can't get your brain into the Japanese mode, there is no point going any further.

    If you want to continue, take college courses, community college courses, private school courses, or whatever you can. Here you will learn reading and writing, complete grammar including politeness levels, etc.

    Reading and writing is both easy and hard. There is a pattern to the kanji, and there are only (I think) 212 basic kanji. All other kanji are built from those, and dictionaries are organized around them also. This will help considerably in memorizing them and in possibly (possibly!) understanding the meaning of kanji you have never seen before. Pronouncing kanji is another matter. There is almost no clue in the characters themselves as to their pronunciation. Here you rely on dictionaries and rote memorization.

    I got to the point of around 500 kanji before I stopped trying to learn more. I was only going to class twice a week, it took me an hour to read a single page in a book (including waga hai wa neko de aru for you who snicker :-), and I got so used to my dictionary that I could open it to within 5 or ten pages of the kanji in question. But I was forgetting kanji as fast as I was learning them, and evetually gave it up. 500 kanji is probably around 4th or 5th grade level. Not very impressive.

    On the other hand, once you get into the pattern of kanji, you can draw them in your hand for natives, and you can make a lot more sense of maps and bus signs. Traveling is a lot easier when you can memorize kanji long enough to find

    1. Re:It ain't so hard / it's very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree with this post. Japanese grammar structure forces the English speaker to break their conventional thought patterns and learn new ones.

      As an adult, you learn language very differently than someone younger than about 13 years. Your brain is still very capable of picking up vocabulary and alphabets (hence, learning kana and kanji is not really any easier or harder for an adult). Grammar, on the other hand, requires a very different kind of cognitive effort once you pass puberty. This is called the critical period for language learning.

      When you're coming from a language like English to a language like Japanese as an adult, you must make a tremendous conscious effort and really stretch your brain. It is not as "automatic" as it would be if you were a child growing up bilingual. The challenge, for me, is exciting and very fulfilling.

  53. I know I'm yelling at the deaf here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pardon, but no amount of starry-eyed fanboyism will teach you Japanese. Japanese is, as stated frequently above, a heavily nuanced language, completely tied to the culture that evolved alongside it. Unless you are willing to study Japanese language, culture, and history thoroughly (either at a university or with a private tutor), it will be entirely useless toward the ends for which you seek to learn it (...that content can't be understood completely due to the complexity and subtleties of the Japanese language). Complexities are complex and subtleties subtle expressly because they are acquired through years of immersion in Japanese culture, not through practice or schooling. And self-taught Japanese will only be useful in impressing your similarly-minded American friends that have yet to take up this fruitless hobby. Of all the reasons to study a language, your pretentious loathing of English dubbing is silly-bordering-on-stupid.

    Basically, if you are serious about learning Japanese, move to Japan. If you are not serious, and I would say that your stated reasons point this way, don't bother.

    1. Re:I know I'm yelling at the deaf here: by onebecoming · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly what the parent said. I'm Japanese, and I was born Japanese and raised Japanese by Japanese parents. I just finished reading this entire discussion, and frankly, you people scare me.

    2. Re:I know I'm yelling at the deaf here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, we're not THAT scary...;-)

      You are, after all, reading the comments of a very tiny, weird, over-intellectualized, tech-mad slice of the English speaking world.

      Having lived in Japan for a couple of years, visited often, capable of travelling around Japan on my own with my survival level of Japanese, (and going again this summer for a visit), as well as speaking French (and as a native speaker of English-grew up in English Canada), trust me when I say that you need to take anything you read on slashdot with a very large grain of salt, and just realize that everything on it is written by a minority of English speakers with a very high interest in freedom and technology :-)

  54. Simple by lampiaio · · Score: 1

    Why, just read Slashdot in Japanese!

    actually, I read it using an interesting web service that shows the definition of each word when you mouse over them. Try it!

    --
    My other account has mod points.
  55. Learning Japanese by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    DISCLAIMER: Sweeping generalizations of Japanese people and culture ahead based off biased personal and anecdotal evidence!

    Seriously guys, DON'T DO IT!

    I spent a good deal of my life living in Japan, learning Japanese, teaching English, working in a Japanese IT company, speaking Japanese all day, using chopsticks, etc... and at the end of doing all that I am now what you guys hope to become and I am not proud of myself.

    First of all, Japanese is freaking hard. I have learned easier languages that have taken less time and actually been more useful. The time taken up is considerable given the benefits (or lack thereof as I will explain).

    On that topic, Japanese is essentially USELESS. The reason for its uselessness is dictated by the fact that you can already speak English. Yes, believe it or not, English is superior in the minds of Japanese people (owing to WW2 perhaps), so if you speak Japanese with them, you actually bring yourself down to their level. It is almost as if you give up your status as an exotic gaijin, and you lose respect in their minds immediately. Who would want to be Japanese?

    I have found that my conversations with Japanese people actually go much better when I force English upon them. As soon as I speak Japanese, the people here seem to want to start treating me like a non-human piece of crap... I will not speculate as to how Japanese feel about dealing with other Japanese people they do not know... but given the look of it, *shudder*.

    This also explains why English is so popular in Japan. If it wasn't the status one gains from being able to speak it, it's also a chance to escape from a Japanese company (who treat their employees as a low-wage serfs) and work for a foreign company who belives in human rights. Unfortunately for the many English teachers in Japan who are wondering why the Japanese never seem to learn English, a lot of it has to do with certain interests in Japan who deliberatly want to stifle English education so that they can achieve two things: 1) So that the Japanese people never escape from their Japanese company low-wage serf-dom and see the better opportunities. That could have disasterous economic effects. 2) So that the yakuza run NOVA, and other English schools can get rich quick by "teaching" students rubbish so they never get good and keep coming back for more lessons.

    Learning Japanese is hard enough if you can actually find someone who wants to speak it with you. The problem is, most Japanese people have poor social skills and really don't like speaking much at all.... (even to other Japanese) so unless you're speaking and teaching them English.... good luck. If you are ever able to find someone to practice with (best bet is a drunken old man who reeks and wants company), you end up with really boring conversations about food or the weather or something anyway. Furthermore due to the reasons above, your attempts to speak Japanese are usually further insulted by certain Japanese people who would just wish you spoke Japanese properly the first time instead of trying this "learning" thing.

    Not many people are anime freaks in Japan, so please remember that if you wnat to have "interesting" conversations with Japanese people, that you talk about something really benign like the food, the weather, travel, and how learning English is fun. Do not confuse them by asking their opinion on deep topics. They only know how to communicate in a few safe topics to avoid giving offense... and this means that asking for an opinion on anything is a no-no.

    Also do not get offended when Japanese people rudely brush you off for no reason. You're getting a valuable cultural experience here! Namely, a full understanding of what it's like to be "Outside" rather than "Inside". Unless you yell at them and get angry at them, and slap them upside the head to show that you are not Japanese and not interested in their culture, they will stop acting like primadonnas and like you, and laugh at all your jokes.

    Want to get a Japanese gir

    --
    READY.
    PRINT ""+-0
  56. My 2 cents of advice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't make the book Making out in Japanese your bible. It was the first book on slang out there, it's amusing but a little dated. It's also it's the #1 favourite of all high-school boys taking Japanese class. You can spot them a mile away rattling off the phrases in it.

  57. Don't bother learning japanese by cgenman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As my Japanese professor once said in College: You can study Japanese every waking hour of every waking day, struggle through the hardest classes you have ever taken, and after 10 years emerge from the other side with a PHD in the language and a 1st grade speaking level.

    Seriously. The question is not how do you learn Japanese without taking classes, the question is how many classes and lectures and tutors and other resources do you need to get to a basic Japanese comprehension level. How many years until you can chat with a kindergartener. And forget reading newspapers.

    Let's start with Kanji. I believe 5 year-olds in Japan average about 500 of these, and the number just gets higher from there. You need to know A: the somewhat random symbol, B: the stroke order (Very important!), and C: about 6 different contexts within which each can be used, because the meaning and pronunciation changes constantly. And don't be foolish and think one kanji equals one thing... Kanji can be their own words, or they can be put next to eachother to create certain bigger words. It is like a second langauge, but one basically devoid of pronunciation clues. Each Kanji needs to be appended with a certain number of hiragana characters to complete the word and or change the ending. Except when they don't. And don't forget: no spaces between words!

    Let's move on to how to count. No, no, don't start counting yet, because the numbers you use to count with change by the shape of the thing which you are counting. If you are counting people, you use different numbers than if you are counting big boxy things, or pencils, or days. In fact, there are hundreds of these variations. Are those place settings you're counting? Years? Stuffed Animals? Gallons of water? Are you counting all of these 'freaking counting systems? Don't worry, you'll NEVER get it quite right.

    Ok, how about saying hello? Thankfully, there is only about a dozen ways of doing this, depending upon if the person you're talking to is high above you, above you, at your level, below you, or really below you. Of course, there are variants for if there is a big age gap, or you're related, or you're a girl. Or any of a million other variants.

    The grammar is cool, but completely alien and quickly compounding. Early sentences are simple and fun. For example, (my) Car is old is. However, real sentences are quite ugly. Tomorrow's Party in prep for breakfast since (your) Roommate (my) Car is.... Yes, that ellipsis is in the sentence. It would be impolite to finish a thought, even though it would be helpful for figuring out what the sentence means.

    Really, Japanese is just insanely difficult for not a lot of payoff. In order to learn enough to be at all useful, you have to be totally dedicated to the language. You also have to accept the fact that you will never speak well, you will never read a newspaper correctly, and you are pouring your heart and soul into this thing which you will never be good at simply because you weren't born into it.

    Just get subtitled Anime, and find something better to do with your life. There are millions of people who speak spanish, or german, or french... learn all three of the languages in the time that it would take you to get a kindergarten proficiency at Japanese.

    1. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are a real defeatist. You also seem to be completely ignorant about the language.

      I've decided to put a 'passive effort' on learning Japanese. That is, I'm not going to drive myself nuts trying to learn it, and whatever I pick up is whatever I pick up. I decided on this because I like learning stuff, enjoy language in general, and Japanese is both reasonably learnable IMHO (as opposed to, say, Arabic or Hindi) and is NOT Latin/Germanic. I don't ever expect to be proficient at it, though. As I said, I'm learning just for the sake of learning, so proficiency is not terribly important for me.

      So far I've spent about a month off-and-on listening to Pimsleur material while driving. Seems to work fairly well and it fits great into otherwise wasted time. (Your results may vary)

      Even though my vocabulary is very limited, I'm already able to listen to and read (romanji only) Japanese and pick out some parts of the conversation, getting an idea of what the meaning is from context and grammar. Obviously, the language is not nearly as impossible as you make it out to be.
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 year olds in Japan don't know any Kanji. What they do know is Hiragana and Katakana. A lot of the time, Japanese children will start learning Kanji (sometimes in mid 1st grade) in the 2nd grade, and will know about 300 by the time they finish 3rd grade. They will know 750+ at the end of 6th grade. Depending on the quality of the junior high and high school they attend, as well as the university that they wish to attend, they finish 12th grade with knowing between 1950+ and 2200+ Kanji.

    3. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Seekerofknowledge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Poster, don't listen to this person. He/she is completely exagerating.

      First, Kanji are hard, but not insanely hard. The basic jist is that each kanji has a pronunciation when used by itself, and a pronunciation when used in a group. Of course there are exceptions. The general meaning of an individual kanji stays about the same. Each kanji by itself is a word. You get new words by combining them. Wow. What's nice is that these new compound words are the japanese words you were learning anyways. To say it's a second language is to say that english compound words like fireman and keyboard are a second language.

      Second, you don't use different numbers. Just a different suffix.

      Third, hehe. I won't argue with the whole politeness and deference thing. There are many rules to it. I'd say it's akin to the difference in how you speak when chatting via IM, and how you speak during an interview. It's a combination of sentence structure and word choice. Except in japanese they take it more seriously. But nobody's expecting you to know it anyways. So you just take the easy approach and learn to speak generally on the polite side no matter what.

      Exaggeration aside, the parent post is right about one thing: Learning just for anime is a waste of time. Here's what listening to the native japanese tells you:

      - Female 1 chooses words that insinuate that she's a young cute thing, but ever so polite and mannerful.
      - Female 2 chooses words that are more masculine because she's a brute.
      - Guy 1 chooses boastful words because of his elevated testosterone levels and prideful nature.
      - Guy 2 is scary because he constantly says humbling things until he stabs you in the back.

      So, it gets you nothing that doesn't come across in the subs or dubs.

    4. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by uhmmmm · · Score: 1
      Second, you don't use different numbers. Just a different suffix.

      For the most part that's true, but there are two different series of numbers (native Japanese numbers: hito-tsu, huta-tsu ..., and Chinese-derived numbers: ichi, ni, ...). Luckily, the Japanese series of numbers is never really used above ten. Even a lot of Japanese people arean't always sure which counting suffix to use for which type of thing, and there are a couple generic suffixes that you can generally use when you're not sure (-tsu with the Japanese numbers, -ko with the Chinese numbers).

      Really, the hardest series of numbers is the dates or counting days.

    5. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by freshman_a · · Score: 1

      Your college Japanese professor must be an idiot. Sounds like you're not too far behind. Have you ever successfully learned a foreign language?

      Oh noes!!1! it takes effort!!11!!

      I took Japanese for 8 years (4 in HS, 4 in college), and I also studied in Japan for a semester. Am I completely fluent? No. Can I hold conversation with people beyond a 1st grade level? Most definately. While I was in Japan, I held conversations with people my age and above all the time. In my time studying Japanese, I learned 1500+ kanji, I learned how to count, I learned stroke order of characters, and I learned the various levels of honorifics. And I can't say I spent anymore time studying Japanese than I did with any other class. My college Japanese professor will tell you that, since I never did any of the homework. The grammar is alien? Gee, ya think? I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that it's not a Western Germanic Language... Guess what? Native speakers of Japanese, Korean, and Chinese say the same things about English, Spanish, German, and French as you have about Japanese.

      Here, let me sum up your reply: "Boo-hoo! It's too hard!" So what's your point? Ok, so learning Japanese isn't for you. I enjoyed it. Why discourage others from trying to learn it?

      Why the fuck your comment was modded +5, Insightful is beyond me.

    6. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You spent 8 years studying japanese, and you learned to count, and to speak and write at a first grade level.

      You're supporting the grandparent, not contradicting him.

    7. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by uhmmmm · · Score: 4, Informative
      Oh please, it may be a hard language, but it's notnear as bad as you make it out to be.

      5 year olds don't know that much Kanji. When I stayed with a family in Japan, their 4 year old son could read hiragana and some katakana, and was just learning to write hiragana. He didn't know any kanji.

      Also, kanji isn't as hard as you imply. Most kanji have common shapes in them that appear all over the place, and so you learn very quickly. The major radical even typically gives you some hint as to the meaning of the word. Know the kanji for "to say"? Great! If you see it as the left half of another kanji, chances are it has to do with communication (eg, to talk, to read, etc). And with as many radicals as are common between kanji, stroke order isn't that hard to remember, and sometiems helps in remembering the kanji. Besides, native speakers of Japanese don't always get the stroke order right - why should you be expected to do better?

      Most kanji only have two or three readings you need to know. One is the kun-reading. The native Japanese reading, which is used when the kanji is a standalone word by itself of with okurigana (hiragana used for inflectional endings and the like). The other readings are the on-readings. Those borrowed from Chinese at some point, and are used when the kanji is part of a compound with other kanji. I find that knowing the kanji for a word helps me remember the word itself. Of course, there are exceptions. For example: "shinjiru" (to believe), where "shin" is the on-reading of the kanji and "jiru" is okurigana, or "maiasa" (every morning), where "mai" is the on-reading of the first kanji, and "asa" is the kun-reading of the second.

      Yes, to some extent, it is typically more polite to not complete a thought, but that generally when the rest of the tought it obvious. Why spell it out if everybody already knows what you're going to say? If it's a case where it's not obvious what you're getting at, of course there's no problem with finishing the thought.

    8. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by cgenman · · Score: 1

      The original poster had basically said he wanted to speak japanese because "Part [anime] can't be understood completely due to the complexity and subtleties of the Japanese language."

      To which I say: good luck. If the poster is trying to do this without taking classes or tutoring, he'll never get there. To understand the "complexities and subtleties of the language" you need to be extremely dedicated and naturally talented, and this guy doesn't seem to have that yet.

      If you're happy listening to other people's conversations and understanding a few words here and there, that's great. But Romaji and passive conversation pickup aren't going to help you when you're trying to let someone in a Tokyo resturant know that you're allergic to wheat.

      Arabic or Hindi are pretty insane too. Oh, and don't forget Thai, where letters and modifiers can be out of order and there still aren't any spaces around words.

    9. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by uhmmmm · · Score: 1

      Did you actually read the post!? Sure, he spent 8 years. But he wasn't as "a first grade level." He was conversing with people is own age and above. He learned keigo, which most Japanese people have trouble with until college level or so. He learned 1500+ kanji, which is a high-school level.

    10. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by DeltaFour · · Score: 3, Informative

      Self-intro: 4 semesters Japanese study in college, 10 weeks in Japan in 2002, various periods of self study. Getting ready to leave next week for a year-long trip to Japan.

      As others have said, the parent is exaggerating, but this is a common response to Japanese. The language requires you to almost rewrite all of the things you've come to expect in English or another Western language.

      Let's start with Kanji. I believe 5 year-olds in Japan average about 500 of these, and the number just gets higher from there.

      The first grade kanji run around 90, and from there it's about 200 new kanji per grade until you're out of high school and you know at least the 1,945 Joyo kanji intended for everyday use.

      It is like a second langauge, but one basically devoid of pronunciation clues.

      Kanji can seem this way, but that's not entirely accurate. For example, the second character of the word meirei (order, edict) is present in smaller form in other characters, such as the first character of reizouko (refrigerator). In this instance it operates by lending its pronunciation to the entire character. This pattern is present for many other kanji and is a result of the same system of pronunciation hints found in the original Chinese versions of the characters.

      But please don't start with kanji -- as others have pointed out, you should definitely begin with the kana syllabaries, as mastery of these is both easier and more rewarding during your early studies.

      Ok, how about saying hello? Thankfully, there is only about a dozen ways of doing this[...]

      99.9% of the time you will need one of two politeness levels, both of which you should learn in college-level courses. (In the courses I took the polite form was taught first, which is incidentally opposite of the way Japanese students learn.) Finding out which one to use does not involve differential calculus -- it's mainly a matter of rank or age relative to yourself. After you've mastered the basic levels you can learn to understand the extreme forms of politeness and informality in speech without much difficulty.

      The grammar is cool, but completely alien and quickly compounding.

      This is where the mental rewrite comes in. Word order is very fluid in Japanese, so they use postpositions to tag parts of speech. If you work at it, you will be able to keep up. This is only accomplished through practice, preferably listening and speaking. As with all languages you will one day get to the point where you don't have to think and translate the sentence into your native tongue to understand it.

      Just get subtitled Anime, and find something better to do with your life.

      My advice on anime: it's good for listening practice, but don't expect to pick up a lot until you're well into your studies. I'm personally glad I didn't start watching a lot of anime until recently -- I picked up a lot more than I would have if I had started watching when I began my Japanese classes. The biggest advantage of anime (besides listening comprehension) is that it will teach you variations on the sentence forms you learned in class. If you ever go to Japan you will find out that the neat fill-in-the-blank sentences you learned in class aren't the only sentences used in everyday conversation. The trick is to become familiar enough with the language that you don't get thrown off track every time you hear something you haven't studied. If you're watching subbed anime and you find yourself commenting on the translation and suggesting a different one, you're probably there.

      In conclusion, Japanese is just like any other language in that it requires a lot of work, and if you don't find a way to use it you will most certainly lose it. But I have found it to be a very rewarding experience, and I hope you will as well.

    11. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, a few hours of audio courses and we're suddenly Mr Knowledgable!

      NEWSFLASH: Learning a language means more than being able to spout out a few words and phrases in context.

      Get back to us once you can read a Japanese newspaper, or even the menu at a Japanese MacDonalds.

    12. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      and Japanese is both reasonably learnable IMHO (as opposed to, say, Arabic or Hindi)

      WTH ?

      Arabic and Hindi are both alphabetic languages. This means that letter represent sounds, which has two advantages: 1) there's only a few of them to learn and 2) if you see a word, you can actually pronounce it.

      Compare with Japanese, where the gist of a text is usually composed of Kanjis, i.e. Chinese characters which represent things and ideas - so for each different idea you must learn a new character. You'll be thrilled to learn that there according to the Japanese government, "only" 1900 characters are necessary for everyday usage.

      Arabic also has friendly features, such as the use of three-letters radicals to build almost every word, so if you find a word you don't know, the radical gives you a rough idea of its meaning. Also the actual words are often derived through precise, remarkably consistent rules (through the adjunction of pre-defined vowels, prefixes and suffixes), so even if you don't know the radical you may have a guess at the function of the word.

      In fact, because much of the language is actually algorithmic (apply specific rules to radicals to create words and sentences), I've often thought that Arabic is the ideal language for geeks. Try it, you'll see what I mean.

      As for Hindi, in addition to being written in an alphabetic script, it's indo-european.

      Where on Earth did you get the idea that Japanese would be "simpler" than Arabic or Hindi ?

    13. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, Thai. Where "fish fish snake snake" means "a little". Metaphors are fun!

    14. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that learning "the complexity and subtleties" of *any* foreign language is a nearly impossible goal. What I challenge is your apparent attitude that it is impossible a non-native speaker to learn anything useful.

      To be more than fair, English is far, far worse when it comes to obscure rules and exceptions to those rules.

      And if for some reason I find myself in Japan with a food allergy, I'd make it a point to learn how to say "I'm allergic to [foodstuff]" - that kind of information strikes me as something I'd need to communicate well. It's just good learning strategy to prioritize the most important parts first.
      =Smidge=

    15. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by ThePhilips · · Score: 1

      In Japanese words do not change. In Arabic they do. In fact (similar to German) in Arabic word stem can change depending on context. (In German some stems change normal letter to umlaut - verb conjugation & plural nouns.).

      I think Japanese is fun. At moment I'm studing Hiragana - because that's what you need to start learning Kanji.

      Writting system is nuts - but well among all the languages I know - Russian, Belarusian, French, English & German - there is no language w/o some weirdness in it.

      As to the practicalities, of course learning Chinese & Hindi has more prospects: after all every third person in the world speaks one of the languages (India has many languages - not only Hindi).

      But as long as I remain manga & anime fan - I would go on learning Japanese. Anyway I hear lots of it. Why not?

      P.S. I use http://japanese.about.com/ a lot - they have piles of information on Japanses. As beginner I find the information and way it is given quite useful. They have RSS feed and it's quite normal for me to start morning by checking it out. And before I lost my PM3 player I also listend Pimsleur courses: they definitely help to start.

      --
      All hope abandon ye who enter here.
    16. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      type often?

    17. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by chou+oishii · · Score: 1

      "Nuts" is an interesting way to describe a writing system with four alphabets, two of which have 35 characters each (not counting the and '' modifiers), one of which (romaji) is used basically to insert random english words into songs to make them make even less sense than they would in japanese, and one of which has tens of thousands of characters and which is basically impossible to really learn if you didn't grow up in Japan or China. Oddly enough, katakana and hiragana really aren't that hard to pick up and use with a little practice, but god, forget about kanji if you weren't born knowing it. I took a couple of years of japanese in college, and I know enough to stumble my way through native manga (relying heavily on the furigana). I bought a copy of the first Harry Potter book in japanese and barely got past the first sentence. I think it's not really an issue of the language being difficult in and of itself, but rather that the difficulty of learning to communicate in a foreign language increases with physical and cultural distance. It's not that it's impossible for a westerner to learn to think in terms of social hierarchy, just that it requires concious effort and that unless you're constantly in situations that require that kind of thinking, you won't be likely to retain it.

    18. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by toganet · · Score: 1

      Your English isn't quite perfect, you know. I noticed several sentence fragments, inconsistent punctuation, and a few misspelled words.

      What I'm getting at is your standard is too high. Sounds like you found Japanese to be too hard, and would prefer if no one else succeeded, so you feel better.

    19. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Mgns · · Score: 1

      The parent is a bit overboard here. Granted he has several accurate points. You can pour your life in to it and not master it completly, but on the other hand I'm in my second semester and I've had plenty of meaningfull conversations with native speakers. Albeit not with children attending kinder garden.

    20. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by gcalvin · · Score: 1

      If "hitotsu, futatsu, mittsu..." is a different series of numbers, then so is "first, second, third..." right?

    21. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by CoolMoDee · · Score: 1

      funny you should mention that. My Japanese teacher was talking about the native Japanese numbers a few weeks back, and one of my classmates asked "How do we count in native Japanese over 10?". She replied that she didn't know and was unsure of any Japanese who did. I assume you *could* using the regular combos, but I still found it rather amusing. (Yes, she is Japanese, from Nagoya)

      --
      Jisho - A Japanese English German Russian French Dictionary for the rest of us.
    22. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by uhmmmm · · Score: 1
      I've never thought about it that way before, and while I can see it, I don't think it's quite the same. In Japanese, "hito-tsu" and "ichi" both mean exactly the same thing: "one". (I'm leaving the suffix "tsu" on the Japanese numbers because they are only rarely ever used without a suffix, whereas it's more common to see the Chinese-derived numbers without one). In English, "one" and "first" aren't the same, and in Japanese, first would be "hito-tsu-me" or "ichi-ban-me" (though the suffix used before "me" may be different depending on what it's the first of).

      I said that "hito-tsu, ..." was a different series of numbers than "ichi, ..." because they mean exactly the same thing, but are completely different, having been derived from different sources. In your example, not only does "one" not mean the same as "first", but after 3 the ordinal numbers are completely based off the regular numbers: "four" becomes "fourth", and so on.

    23. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by thirdrock · · Score: 1



      There's an old joke (which should probably be brought up to date), which goes something like this.

      "The Chinese are the world's smartest people, because by four years of age they can all speak Chinese."

      Language learning is unusual in that it is the only thing that cannot be learned the way an adult learns things.

      "But how else is there to learn things?", I hear you ask. Well, one can also learn things as a child learns them, but that would require changing your learning strategy dramatically, something which many adults have great difficulty doing, especially college professors :)

      You see, children have a method of learning that is outcome directed. It is a natural method of learning that the School system spends 12 years unlearning them in, and replacing it with a method of learning that is comparitive directed. To illustrate, here is an example.

      Let's say a child is hungry. The outcome is to obtain food. In an outcome directed learning method, as long as food is obtained, then the learning is considered successfull. Or in other words, no matter what the child says, or how they pronounce what they say, if food is obtained (the outcome), then they have succeeded at the learning task. (NB: This method of learning has been studied in some detail and is elegantly described by the TOTE model (Test Operate Test Exit))

      Comparitive directed learning, on the other hand, requires that the correct words are spoken in the correct order with the correct pronounciation. To determine "correctness", a comparison is made between the learner (or student) and the baseline model (eg. a native adult speaker). In the comparitive method, success is judged not on the outcome of the communication (obtained food), but on the relative difference between the learner and the model.

      Because language aquisition does not lend itself to comparitive directed learning, those who use this method are setting themselves up for failure. However those who are use outcome directed learning in their language aquisition will enjoy much greater success, much less frustration and even less "failure" for their efforts.

      All of which is a long way of saying that college professors are the last people from which to obtain advice on how or whether to learn Japanese, and that when embarking on a programme of language aquisition, begin with the end in mind.

      --
      >>
      I am the director, and this is my movie ...
    24. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Wills · · Score: 1
      "Also, kanji isn't as hard as you imply. Most kanji have common shapes in them that appear all over the place, and so you learn very quickly."

      I don't think that is generally true. Most foreign students of Japanese find learning kanji difficult. Bear in mind these quotes from two highly qualified Japanese language teachers with 19 and 31 years' experience, respectively:

      • "Japanese seems to be a very hard language for most Westerners to learn -- especially the kanji."

      • "Kanji are very difficult to learn. It takes 10 years of full-time education for Japanese children to learn them [jouyou kanji and other common kanji like names]. Very few foreign students ever learn kanji to that level without entering full-time study."

      Learning the kanji is a lifelong activity. Even the most highly literate Japanese adults have trouble remembering certain jouyou kanji, kanji compounds and the stroke orders.

    25. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by uhmmmm · · Score: 1
      I didn't mean to imply that learning Japanese, or even just kanji was easy, or didn't take much effort, just that it wasn't as bad as it was being made out to be. Kanji do have pronounciation clues, even if they aren't immediately obvious; they share radicals in common, so after you learn a number of kanji, you start recognizing them, and learning new kanji isn't as hard as learning each one from scratch. And one thing I did forget to mention was that the lack of spaces between words isn't a problem. It's a pain if something's written entirely in kana, but the use of kanji actually tells you enough about where the words start and stop that you simply don't have much need for spaces.

      That said, learning any language, including you first language, is a life-long learning process. Sure, kanji are probably among one of the harder, more time-intensive parts of any language to learn, but so probably is English spelling.

    26. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by sunnyvland · · Score: 1

      Japanese isnt any harder than any other language. Because English has so many words with the same meaning it is supposedly the hardest language to learn. Words like there, their, and all that stuff just make it confusing on non native speakers.

      --
      Time is like a box of choclates. Before you know it, it's all gone.
    27. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      As others have said, the parent is exaggerating, but this is a common response to Japanese. The language requires you to almost rewrite all of the things you've come to expect in English or another Western language.

      That there is the primary reason that I study Japanese off and on as a hobby. I'm nowhere near fluent, but I am starting to grasp the underlying concepts and recognizing words in-context. I usually know enough to tell when the subtitles have been "english-ized".

      It's extremely interesting to me to study the language and learn how to think in a different way. The culture and mindset seems to be very intricately entwined with the language.

      Will I ever get fluent? Meh, maybe... I pick up a new Japanese language book about twice a year and it teaches me a bit more. At some point, I may even sign up for some college classes or take a trip over to Japan.

      --
      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    28. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Follier · · Score: 1

      There is a school of thought, coming from japanese academia for the most part, that claims that Japanese is so difficult, so unique that only japanese people (with their unique brains) can be fluent in it. This is where your Japanese teacher is coming from.

      And it's utter crap. The Japanese program here is similar. The teachers don't really try to teach the students well because they think americans can't learn japanese. The american students don't study or try because they're too busy bitching about how impossible it is. It's all in their heads.
      Meanwhile the students of german and spanish, who actually study, are fluent after four years of hard work on much harder languages.

      There are some exceptions - two students that I know personally who actually crack books between class, listen to tapes, and speak with japanese students on a regular basis. They are, of course, nearly fluent after 3 years of study.

      But I agree on one point - don't bother if you're only interested in understanding anime. That's just so fanboi it's obnoxious, and you're not likely to be motivated enough to actually study. The two kids who actually try and are fluent are also the only two non-otaku in the program. Coincidence?

    29. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Follier · · Score: 1

      Arabic and Hindi are both alphabetic languages. This means that letter represent sounds, which has two advantages: 1) there's only a few of them to learn and 2) if you see a word, you can actually pronounce it. Compare with Japanese, where the gist of a text is usually composed of Kanjis, i.e. Chinese characters which represent things and ideas - so for each different idea you must learn a new character. You'll be thrilled to learn that there according to the Japanese government, "only" 1900 characters are necessary for everyday usage.

      Wrong. Arabic and Hindi (and English) rely on single letters for sounds. Japanese only has syllables. It's literally twice as easy. And it's even more simple when you memorize some kanji, since they're shortcuts to reading and writing. Shortcuts to something that is easy to begin with. Comparing alphabetic languages to japanese is like comparing wood-carving to Lincoln Logs.

    30. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Because English has so many words with the same meaning it is supposedly the hardest language to learn.

      Yeah, but it's easy to fake it.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    31. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by ThePhilips · · Score: 1

      In fact Japanese count five writing systems. They count also arabic numbers as separate writing. (*)

      As to the "cultural distance" remark, I can only label it as wrong. It's not distant - it's different. All people are somehow are different from each other. All cultures are somehow different from each other. All languages are different from each other. Would you want to live in the world where everything is the same? I very much doubt it.

      The point, is that people find their culture interesging and try to learn more. We all like to enjoy the fruits of the culture. After all it's so interesting to us because it is so much "different". Isn't it?

      People enjoy something because it's different. On one side. On another side then people condemn it - guess why? - because it's different. That's what I call hypocrisy.

      (*) Europeans already forgot where they got the numbers. In fact proper writing for '1' in proper English is 'one', for '2' - 'two', and so on. Shall we stop using numbers? - you know this is non-phonetic writing system - it's the same evil as Kanji!?

      --
      All hope abandon ye who enter here.
    32. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just in case you think japanese is uniquely annoying in this respect, note that Irish also has different counting words for different things, though to a lesser extent, mostly just people vs. things vs. the numbers themselves these days, though there are more detailed rules that nobody sane bothers with. Of course, the spelling and pronunciation of the thing being counted also varies slightly according to obscure rules (basically, different numbers of things are different genders, or close enough).

    33. Re:Don't bother learning japanese by TheGreatBlackMan · · Score: 1

      All the smart people already bashed you for this, and after reading this, I decided to make an account just so I could say that the things you just said are some of the most retarded things I have ever heard. You just seemed to have decided to make a broad generalizing sweep about a language you never tried learning just because you eqivicate it to nonsense. You can borrow my gun so you can shoot yourself now. You can join the rest of the malingerers.

  58. TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think TV is one of the quickest and most natural ways to learn a foreign language (short of real-live nonstop conversation). TV pretty much represents normal conversation with normal vocabulary at normal speeds, and if the content is interesting enough it gives you an incentive to actually understand what's happening and in a certain context, instead of the somewhat pointless conversation exercises you might find in traditional learning material. Even if at first you don't really understand what's being said, TV supplemented with vocab lists and dictionaries and such can go a long way, especially for the listening part of it.

    On a side note, out of the non-native English speakers that I know that speak English really well, they share one thing in common - a natural interest in things like movies and music (and TV). Which means that they seek these things out on their own and in a way are forced to learn English to understand what's actually happening, not to mention the increased exposure to the language via those media.

  59. attend classes, find people to teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... then continue learning by watching animes. reading manga and playing japanese games. it's the same advice for any language.

    japanese is difficult not because of complex grammar but because it's a high-context language. the same words repeated in a different context might mean a different thing. western languages work in a rather different manner. so the key to learning japanese is to learn to read the facial expressions and body language of whoever you're talking to. the maddening thing is that japanese use very subtle body language (partly, i guess, because their language makes it easy to be misunderstood if they look the wrong way). you can't learn that without having real people to talk to.

  60. Make sure you have the time by coffeechica · · Score: 1

    If this is the first time you tackle a new language (aside from your native language), then you're in for some difficulties. You'll have to learn three new writing systems (two of which are doable within a few hours for each), new grammar structures, new vocabulary sets. And you'll have to learn how to switch off your native language when you try to use the new one.

    My Japanese classes were limited to a few months, due to conflicting schedules, but I'm a graduate in Chinese studies, and some issues are comparable.

    If you can take them in any way, I'd recommend classes, especially for something as different as Japanese. Even if it's boring or tedious sometimes, it ensures that you'll study steadily and that you have someone to ask when you run into problems. And you will run into problems. Also, having a teacher means that you'll have someone point out your mistakes to you.

    Don't even think about not learning the characters. Even if you don't learn how to write them by hand, make sure you know how to compose texts on the PC. There's no excuse for not being able to read characters, and you'll seriously cripple your use of the language if you can only read Romaji. Don't get a textbook that uses Romaji beyond the first few chapters. It's a constant temptation.

    You'll need to budget a few hours per week, regularly. If you lack that persistence, then you won't get anywhere with your studies. Classes help here, since it means you're in a schedule and you have to meet regular goals.

    This is a useful place to pick up some tricks. Not all of it is applicable, and some parts need to be taken with a rather large grain of salt, but pick through it. Stuff like flashcards and regular scheduling is quite helpful.

  61. Japanese is not hard - access is difficult by caranha · · Score: 2, Informative

    Speaking as an ESL here, had to learn both english and japanese as non-native tonges (native tonge is a romance language):

    Japanese is not intrisically hard. The problem is - it is very difficult to come across situations where japanese is required to do something - or at least very useful.

    First, lear katakana and hiragana by yourself (just copy it from somewhere on the internet) spend a week or two memorizing it, and using it to write all sort of stupid stuff: your name, your your favorite anime char's name, your dog's name, etc.

    Then get into a formal japanese course.

    Seriously - you should get off the ground by yourself, but you'll need help at this point or the learning curve will hit you hard on your face.

    After you're reasonably sure you can say anything you need to that can be construed with one sentence - go to japan, and take intensive courses here.

    AND don't let yourself be sucked into the "english bubble" here. Foreigners - specially english native speakers, can get by in japan with only english by hanging around with other foreigners - cultural shock helps that - but then you'll go back bitter and without really knowing japanese (that's another reason why you should have a basic grasp of japanese before coming).

    For materials, once you have the hang of the basic grammar, I would reccoment NES RPGs... NES RPGS, specially the final fantasy series, do not use kanji, which is helpful for the beginner. Mangas are also quite nice to read with a dictionary by your side, but avoid "weekly jump"-like compilations, and go for one-series books (tankohons), specially if you can get your hands on the first of the series (so you don't get lost).

    Anime is nice, but you must listen to it with the goal of learning japanese: i.e. - go back and forth listening the phrases over and over again, repeating yourself as needed.

    But your main material for learning japanese should be talking to japanese people - everyday. If coming to japan is not feasible in the medium future, I would reccomend that you check with your nearby "kenjinkai" : association for japanese emmigrants - there should be some of those wherever there are japanese abroad.

    Talking about websites, you could try:
    http://mixi.jp/

    It is a social network all in japanese, but with a growing foreign userbase. It is more friendly than 2ch.

    Last but not least:

    http://www.slasdhot.jp/

    with Moji (firefox extension) ;-)

  62. How about a stylus? by chiasmus1 · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the Japanese would resort to a stylus before a 7000+ key keyboard. Maybe, our handwriting recognition software would be better then. If the Japanese had used a 7000+ key keyboard instead, we would probably all be using unicode now instead of the current mixed mess we are in. If we did have these hugh keyboards, I would recommend that anyone wanting to learn Japanese start with the 7000+ key keyboard. Since that is not an option, I would recommend they instead install Chinese/Japanese/Korean fonts and get their input all figured out. Maybe, they could still get a stylus, and write the kanji recognition software. I imagine anyone who takes the time to write software to recognise kanji would also learn Japanese.

  63. Japanese language computer use by islisis · · Score: 1

    For those interested in how computers play a role in all of this, it can be a great advantage. Allow me to paste the conclusion from my learning site and then pimp it.

    Using computers to discover Japanese is all about choice. You can choose the words you look up faster, choose your dictionary, choose what online texts and video you would like to look at, choose which words are cool or relevant to today's culture, choose to stick to copying and pasting from documents or use kanji handwriting recognition dictionaries with printed texts. Assume that anything is possible and know what to search for. These are ways Japanese language learning had not established before because computers themselves never had those choices.

    http://www.users.on.net/~luffy/diamonds/other/japa nese/computerlearning.php

    Just for students already started, google is one of the most overlooked tools... you won't always need someone to tell you whether you sentence is right if google tells you 50,000 other people think it is at least "good enough" :P

  64. Japanese Keyboards: Kana vs Romaji Input by KonoWatakushi · · Score: 1
    Do most Japanese even use the kana input? I think the romaji input is probably supepior.

    There are 46 basic kana characters, but some characters require an additional voice mark. Unfortunately, these are located near the far upper right of the keyboard. Also, the small characters need to be shifted. If you were counting, you would notice that this is a *very* tight fit. With this layout, you don't have easy access to numbers, there is a whole lot of finger travel, and it appears to be rather brutal on your right pinky. (I considered learning it, but it looks to be far from optimal. It is insane that the standard keyboards put the most burden on the weakest fingers.)

    That said, with a good romaji layout, you would only need two rows of keys. (Breaking the kana up into vowels + consanants basically requires 20 keys.) This could be made very optimal, and you basically don't need the shifted characters or the separate voicing marks.

    Are there any optimized layouts such as this? The reduced travel, and extra keys available would definately be worth it.

    On another note, the Windows IME completely sucks compared to the input system on the Mac. (That is when it is working at all; every now and then, it basically stops working until the next reboot. It also offers no method to type romaji in using dvorak, which is extremely obnoxious.)

    1. Re:Japanese Keyboards: Kana vs Romaji Input by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      I've heard that it's about 50:50 for romaji input versus direct kana input. Aparrantly people can be faster in kana input. The "optimized romaji layout" is an interesting idea. Something like having AIUEO all on one hand (like maybe where hjkl; are) and the other hand be consonants (ksztdnhbprw). It's an interesting idea.

      As for the IME's, there are companies that sell alternative IME's for Japanese Windows. ATOK is a popular one.

      --
      My other first post is car post.
  65. Re: German plural address by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    Actually, according to the very latest incarnation of Spelling Reform 51.3.597 or something (like kernels, they mostly come in odd numbers, i.e. instable hacker patchlevels) it should probably be back to "Versteht Ihr?" (personal albeit polite plural address, with a capital letter, similar to the singular "Verstehst Du?" and the formal plural "Verstehen Sie?") again, for the time being... until the next revirement (tomorrow or so).

    But we all digress: This article is looking for hints on learning Japanese; maybe German is just too easy (and it's currently "in beta" - remaining issues will be settled right after the release of Duke Nukem Forever for Windows Vista though)... ;-)

  66. Genki, The Japan Times by kote-men-do · · Score: 0

    If you can't sign up for a university class, get this book:

    Genki 1 (and 2+3) by The Japan Times.

    This has got to be the best book ever, we use it at the university of Ghent. Don't bother with crap like "Japanese for Busy People". Another good book is "Kanji&Kana" (or the other way around), it's a dictionary where you can look up kanji by readings, radical and stroke count. I use it every day.

    More concrete, start learning the kana right now. Do not bother with romaji.

    Ganbatte!

  67. Just go for it! by mozu · · Score: 1

    The best way to learn a language is to use it. The easiest way is to make Japanese friends or actually live there. This can be difficult for some people who prefer to do things alone, however. From what I have read I think the grandparent falls into the latter category.

    I can't really speak from the same perspective because Japanese is something that came to me naturally. Though I can speak from my experience when I was learning Korean and Mandarin. Perhaps like the grandparent, I fell into the tegory who do things alone. Though remember that this is doing things the hard way. It has its benefits but learning Japanese will be at a much slower rate than otherwise. I found both Korean and Mandarin hard at first until I actually sat down and made an effort to learn them. It took a lot of academic discipline. One of the things that made a huge difference though was a cassette tape based learning that I used for Mandarin. Also learning whole phrases by daily repetition helped. I did have teachers and they were helpful in steering me in the right direction and pointing out mistakes such as grammar, but bulk of the learning came from actually practicing the languages physically by daily repetitions (vocal and writing), speaking, writing and by translating.

    One of the first steps to do is to get some decent beginner level text books. I saw a few being suggested here in slashdot and they are good books. Then learn Hiragana (the gojyu-on). Get hold of cassette tapes or mp3s that pronounces them vertically down the column (a-i-u-e-o) and a set that pronounces them horizontally (a-ka-sa-ta-na). You can do this right now on day 1. Practice it vocally each day and don't stop the daily practice until you get onto the 2nd grade Kanji. Learn simple phrases from books/online/anime/tapes/whatever and again practice them. Practice writing Hiragana. The text books should teach you all the correct strokes. Getting a transparent paper and just writing over the template given in the book about 10 to 50 times will improve your calligraphy skills. (This may sound harsh but its a lot less compared with a calligraphy master that practices a single Kanji 1000 times minimum. As soon as he gets it wrong he starts the counter from 0 and repeats until 1000 consecutive correct forms are written!)

    I'd say go for it and keep at it. Keep it motivated and watch anime and learn those phrases no matter how ridiculous it may sound. The key is daily practice. Learn like Naruto where he practices his skills each day to perfection. It will take at least a few years even at intense learning levels but the rewards are definitely worth it.

  68. Learning Japanese by Shimatta1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hello, I'm an otaku (anime and manga addict) turned Japanese language student. I'm an older student returning to school to study Japanese.

    Before we begin, I'd like to address the "hard language" meme. This depends on your definition of a "hard language", so YMMV. Unlike German, French, or other western languages that English is related to, you won't get any "freebies" in Japanese. In German, "house" is haus, "mouse" is maus, "brown" is braun, etc. There's a lot of words that are either near-identical, or close enough that you can "recycle" your English. On the other hand, though, every noun has a gender; as I recall from High School German, the walls, ceiling and floor each have different gender, even though they actually have none. You have to memorize those genders, because you can't derive them from looking at reality.

    Now, looking at Japanese; loanwords from English aren't easily recognized, and rarely have the same meaning. Examples are wapuro, which is from the English "word processor". Or feminisuto, which comes from "feminist", but only took the meaning of "being nice to women" (and thus comes to be closer to the English word "gentleman"). My favorite is baikingu (pronounced like "biking"), which means "smorgasbord"! (dirived from the word "viking", as in "viking-style meal".)

    What you get in exchange is regularity. Japanese has only two irregular verbs, and a handful more with an irregular form. There's a number of different verb forms, but they are regular. The sounds are regular, the vowels "a i u e o" being pronounced as in "ah, we soon get old", and for diphthongs you can just take the two sounds written and pronounce them together in sequence. You have to learn about 100 phonetic symbols (two sets of about 50, think of them as upper and lower case, though their usage of the secondary set is much closer to that of italics in English). There's 2000 ideographs (kanji), which will get you through about 90-95% of a newspaper. That sounds daunting, but if you consider that English uses over 1000 letter combinations to represent 40 sounds, and those letter combinations don't have any meaning of their own to guide you, the 2000 kanji don't seem so bad. (Tip: I recommend Henshall's "A Guide to Remembering Japanese Characters" for those interested in kanji and/or etymology.)

    As for learning, I started with the excellent Japanese for Busy People books. They provide functional Japanese intended for business use, rapidly and easily. The "fatal flaw" with the books (for me) was the lack of an included native speaker of Japanese; without a practice partner, I was finding that what I learned didn't stick. The more language practices you use (producing spoken, producing written, interpreting spoken, and interpreting written), the faster you will acquire the language. Thus, I found classes to be essential for progressing past a certain point.

    Second, take a general linguistics class, one that covers the mechanical (as opposed to the social) aspects of language. You will be better able to understand the regular mechanisms of what's going on in Japanese, simplifying the rules you have to remember. Well, that's how it's working for me at least, but I'm also Majoring in Linguistics.

    Third, avoid learning from anime and manga until later in your studies (around 2 years of college level Japanese). a.) They are filled with countless variants and contracted forms, but you won't understand them until you know what they are varying or contracting from. b.) They are filled with slang, archaic forms, excessive formalism, dialects, gender-marked speech, and you won't ever learn what they are and when they are appropriate from anime or manga. For example, Tomoyo from Card Captor Sakura uses extremely polite and feminine speech...with her best friend; this is -not- normal usage for polite speech (it tends to be distancing), and the feminine forms are less common among younger women, but Tomoyo is go

  69. Genki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been learning Japanese for the past year or so. My University uses the series Genki: An Integrated Course in Elementary Japanese. The entire series consists of two books, two workbooks, and two audio CDs. Everything is really well organized; in each chapter you learn some new grammar, vocabulary, and kanji, and there are plenty of exercises for you to practice what you have learned. The series assumes you know nothing of Japanese when you start, so it's a great book that takes you from a beginner to an intermediate level proficiency in Japanese. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/4789009637/sr=8-1 /qid=1144323650/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-0114107-8967059?_ encoding=UTF8

  70. Textbooks by AngstAndGuitar · · Score: 1

    JAPANESE GRAMMAR (Carol and Nobuo Akiyama)
    Japanese: a comprehensive grammar (kaiser, ichikawa, kobayashi, yamamoto) ISBN 0-415-09920-X
    Kodansha's Furigana (dictionary) ISBN 4-7700-2480-0
    Basic Technical Japanese (Daub, Bird, Inoue) ISBN 0-299-12730-3

    an assortment of dictionaries, as many as you can afford.

    flashcards, etc.

    this is the online dictionary used by me and the other translators at my company
    www.alc.co.jp
    and
    www.rikai.com provides a javascript bassed system to process Japanese webpages and give mouseovers that define each word.

    GOOD LUCK, Perseverance, etc.

    JAPANESE GRAMMAR IS MUCH SIMPLER THAN ENGLISH GRAMMAR! (Not that you've mastered that.)

    --
    Less look fast, more go fast.
  71. My advice.... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    I'm in my third quarter of Japanese, and although I'm probably repeating stuff already said, here's my advice: Try. I've been told it was the hardest language in the world. I failed misiribly in French in middle school, and thought it would be maddness to try and learn Japanese. How am I doing it? Great. But is it hard? Yes, unless your great with languages, it will take hours a week (especially when you learn new vocab). But this is ideally no different then the amount of time you'll spend on another complicated subject. To start with, there is nothing wrong with learning hiragana before you actually start learning the language. Although I tried that, and although I was motivated, it didn't really seem to work as well (I found it easiser to learn by far in class). Learn it. There are many that are able to learn Japanese on their own with their set of CDs and books. I could see someone learning alone with my current set used in the Classroom (Nakama I), but wouldn't advise it due to some things being easier explained in person then in a book. I tried learning alone a while ago, and found myself unable to focus. There are many that can learn alone, but not everyone can. If you can take classes, take them. My textbook could be a great resource (many CDs to help with pronounciation and a decent book), but it's pricy, and would be best researched if you pondered getting it. Use it. My biggest problem lies with direct usage of Japanese, and I tend to phrase it out in english first. I also am forced to hear a whole sentence before I hear it to decode it (since it really is rather backwards compared to english). This is also bad, because there is no way I could keep up in casual conversation. I'd suggest using it a lot as you learn it, and I should stop being a hypocrite. Use software. This one is debatable, but some good flashcard software that is very flexable can make learning vocab much easier. I would be lost without mine. Integration of images and spoken sound could make learning the definitions for what they are and not the English word they represent much easier. Learn about the culture too. I'm not talking just anime and games (which originally drew me to Japan). But their history, their modern culture, and traits unique to Japan. I've gradually found myself just as interested in those aspects of Japan, if not more interested. Sometimes courses in these will intertwine with language courses a bit (depends on professor), causing some usage of Japanese outside of the classroom. But then again, you don't want to take classes, so that isn't really rellivent. And lastly, more of a crituque about my book, learn dictionary forms of verbs before formal forms........ Anyone who has used Nakama will probably know what I am talking about, and agree..

    --
    In undeveloped countries, the consumer controls the market. In capitalist America, the market controls you.
  72. Characters by 246o1 · · Score: 1

    There are 1945 general-use kanji, known as the "Jouyou" kanji. These are the ones that appear in books or newspapers without 'furigana,' which is the phonetic reading of it in super- or sub-script.

    Of course, this isn't that relevant to LEARNING the language. I highly recommend finding a way to get to Japan for a while, it's by far the best way to learn a foreign language. Of course, you can learn to read without traveling or being around native speakers, just with a book like Heisig's 'Remembering the Kanji' plus some textbooks. If you watch anime, or can find some news videos, repeating exactly what you hear right as you hear it is good practice for listening and speaking at natural speeds.

    For just vocab-building, I recommend getting a flashcard program, like iFlash (sorry, I'm a Mac user, there are sure to be plenty for Windows and 'nix as well). It's hard work, though, much harder than a European language for English-speakers.

    --
    Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
    1. Re:Characters by JanneM · · Score: 1

      It's hard work, though, much harder than a European language for English-speakers.

      I disagree. Well, I'm not a native English-speaker (my native language is Swedish), but I'd say the difficulty should be the same for me as for you. I found German to be heavier going than Japanese - the grammar mess was much more difficult for me to get my head around than anythign I've encountered in Japanese.

      I guess it'll vary from person to person.

      --
      Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
  73. BS followed by more BS by AngstAndGuitar · · Score: 1

    The first thing he needs is a grammar textbook, wherein he must study day and night, and slaughter a bull annualy at the alter of knowledge. I've had the misfortune of meeting several people who had lived in Japan for years and even tried to learn with all of their might, who would get lost quite quickly when trying to talk with me, despite my learning all of my Japanese in California. Of course, there is always the IQ difference.

    --
    Less look fast, more go fast.
  74. Cada uno habla de la feria como le va en ella. by xtracto · · Score: 1

    just translate it. Spanish saying

    Anyway, there are several nice disks to learn english. If you, like me want to do it the "pirata" way, goto emule and downlaod some japanese e-books (I downloaded an interesting reading about the basis of writting) and then look for some iso torrents.

    Oh, for other languages (french, spanish and german) there are some Michel Thomas courses they are Sehr gute! I downloaded the french and german courses (although I studied German for 1 year).

    Anyway, IMHO nothing is better than a course (a good one of course)I do not know about USA but in Mexico Universities, as a student you can subscribe to ANY language course free, that is how I studied my 1 year of German.

    Oh! and for you people in USA(I know, maybe you already know Español) another nice way to learn Spanish is to go to some state in Mexico (yes, self advertisment here, sorry =-) for example to La Paz,BCS[English] where you will find everything cheap AND you can subscribe to the University Spanish courses (of course will also be able to practice).

    I met a lot of American and Canadian people when I was studying there, they used to go in their boats to stay for the winter (they found pretty warm the water =oS). So, a year over there would be really nice (oh and it would be a great way to convince mom and dad to sponsor a year at the beach).

    Anyway, sorry for the shameless plug, unfortunately there is no such thing for Japanese (although for French the east of Canada might be all right).

    --
    Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
  75. Absorb Everything by benher · · Score: 1

    I am currently on my 4th year living in Japan and speak the language fluently. I found that, unless you have Japanese friends in your home country willing to speak Japanese with you (not as easy to find as you might think) then your best bet is to approach the language through it's media. Movies, comics, games, etc. My first introduction to Japan and it's culture was animation. I cut my teeth on Macross, Urusei Yatsura, and whatever other 3rd generation bootlegged VHS tapes happened to trickle in. These days, with the advent of the web and bittorrent, translations of new animations and comics are available all the time. Japanese music, TV commercials, and even dramas are only ever a google away. Yes, everyone finds "anime-dorks" who say things like "KAWAAIIII" and "(^-^)" in their respective forums annoying... but putting a language to use - any use - is a step in the right direction. After you get a solid base from formal classes, I recommend staying in Japan for no shorter than half-a-year. (opinions on time may vary) After staying on a small island with no other gaijin for miles around, I found myself pretty far along in my conversational Japanese. The anime was a gateway drug for me - but the irony is now that I am here I have almost no interest in it at all.

  76. Find a good school and use flashcards by SilentJ_PDX · · Score: 1

    I'm not motivated enough to do it on my own, so I definitely needed a class to get me

    In my case, London has an excellent school called Alpha Language Institute. Alpha is an amazingly social school. I'd take 4 hours a week and a good mix of students and teachers would head out to the pub after the lessons. This gave us even more chance to talk about culture and speak in mixed Japanese/English. They'd also organize parties every few months for even more Japanese immersion. After I left London, I couldn't find anything like it but I'm certain that helped me learn fast and keep my interest going.

    For studying, I made flashcards out of index cards and went through them about 30 minutes every day (I'd carry 30-40 cards in my back pocket so I could run through them whenever I was waiting around). Most of the cards were individual words, but I'd also make 4-5 sentence cards for each piece of key grammar. The cards really helped make sure I could fit studying in.

  77. HELP! Japanese input in KDE - How is it possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How does one setup KDE and X to have Japanese input and kana-to-kanji conversions? The only working method I have for typing kanji is by using the historic kterm and a really old version of a kanji conversion server (cannaserver) which are not very good. I want to be able to start using all the modern KDE applications in Japanese, but for some reason none of them work. Every time I type any romaji text and press the expected henkan keys, my romaji stubbornly remains as romaji and no kanji or kana conversions ever appear.

    I have already followed all of Fabian's detailed instructions on how to setup X for Japanese input but it is still not working. Could some kind soul please post a link to a tarfile of all their setup files for KDE/X? e.g. tar zcf jfiles.tgz ~/.kde ~/.xim ~/.login ~/.bashrc And if your system has Japanese support, could you also please post the output of running

    LC_CTYPE=ja_JP.UTF-8 locale charmap

    and

    LC_CTYPE=ja_JP.EUC locale charmap

    which on my system both give the very unpromising ANSI_X3.4-1968, apparently meaning no locale support for Japanese, despite having installed the locales-jp packages and GNU locales.

  78. Learning Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I'm learning Japanese
    I think I'm learning Japanese
    I really think so....

  79. My experinces with Japanes by two_socks · · Score: 1

    I took two semesters of Japanese at U. They used the "Japanese the Spoken Language" (JSL) text. It was pretty good, but you're not looking for a classroom environment.

    Right now, I am studying Arabic using Rosetta Stone software. It is the closest thing to an immersive, english free learning tool I have seen. I am enjoying it quite a bit. I feel this sort of instruction is about the only way to learn any language where the grammar is significantly different from English.

    That said, the things I learned while studying Japanese that most impressed Japanese people were simple things that most texts don't cover. I learned them from a magazine called "Mangajin", which took manga, translated them, and explained them. Correctly using one word that they don't teach gaijin goes a long way toward making you seem like you know what you're doing.

    Mangajin is no longer in print, but you should be able to find used copies for sale on ebay, etc.

    --
    I can't help it - I'm a 19D.
  80. I'm doing the same thing!! by Seekerofknowledge · · Score: 1

    Except not for anime. I just enjoy the language. Ok... maybe I'd like to play imported video games and know what's going on. :)

    First, learn hiragana and katakana. You have to do this. Without these you are basically illerate, no matter how well your speaking or kanji-reading skills are. Depending on romajii will set you back hard. I didn't bother really learning these for a while. What a waste of time before that. I'm more of a visual learner, so being able to see the language in it's native form is huge.

    Then buy these books http://www.thejapanshop.com/home.php?cat=270/. They are college-level books and used in many college courses. There are two levels, I and II. Each book corresponds to a year of college study. I have them and they are absolutely wonderful. I goofed off for a few years on and off trying out different books and worthless audio lessons on cd, like Pimsleur's. The Genki series kicks total ass. Everything progresses in a smooth manner, and there are tons, *tons*, of practice activities to give you enjoyable stuff to do at your skill level.

    Some of the activities are where you have conversations or play mini-games with a partner, which is something you really only can get in a classroom. I've found that playing both parts of the conversation helps. :)

    Make sure to get the workbook and the accompanying cd's. The workbook is nothing but exercises that correspond to whatever you are learning in the book. Perfect for making sure that you do learn everything you're supposed to. It's easy to skim through the main textbook and "think" you know everything. Doing the exercises in the workbook makes sure you really do.

    The audio cd's are for listening comprehension tests. Also awesome. They really help to force you to think quicker and prevent the possibility that you continue to do runtime translation in your head, and instead make you think in japanese.

    Also get the answer key. Absolutely essential for obvious reasons. I can't stress that enough.

    Ok, so I know I just told you buy like 100 bucks worth of stuff. But it's all worth it. If you seriously want to learn you have to do it on multiple fronts. Reading, writing, speaking, listening. It's either all or none, really.

  81. You don't passively learn japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandparent is correct, parent is completely full of it.

    Japanese is exceedingly difficult for native english speakers.

    BTW GP forgot katakana, the third 'alphabet' you need to learn.

  82. Learn In Your Car Series by Penton Overseas by Cha$e · · Score: 1

    I went to Japan in October. About 4 months prior, I picked up the first lesson of the Learn in your Car series from Penton Overseas at Borders. I listened to it about 2/3 of the time on my commute to and from work (30 minutes each way). I'm very satisfied with the amount of Japanese I was able to learn and retain with that amount of studying, and would recommend these courses. No, I'm not affiliated with the publisher in any way.
    What this course teaches you is travel dialogue - currency, air/train/taxi travel, hotel/restaurant phrases, giving/receiving directions, and numbers. I don't know what lessons 2 and 3 (i.e. CDs 4-9) teach you as I didn't buy them.
    Lastly, kudos for you for wanting to learn a foreign language. Too many people in this world only learn one language in their lifetimes.

  83. Immersion! by msbmsb · · Score: 1

    For a language as far from any Latin-based language as Japanese is (English-borrowed words aside), the best way to learn Japanese is to take a class, an immersion class if you can find one. I did this and in a short period of time, I was able to have small, mostly toy conversations and write a few things. Any language class is best taught as immersion, I believe, because it forces you to really start trying it out. After learning a few languages myself, I can honestly say that you progress much faster if you're just trying the language out as much as possible. Don't be afraid to make mistakes - laugh at them, really.

    The Japanese immersion class I took was English on the first day, but beginning on the second day for the next 2 semesters, there was no English during class - all questions had to be asked in Japanese, all tests were written in Japanese (Hirigana/Kanji only after we learned some) and so on. It's really a great way to learn a language.

  84. sabotage! by austad · · Score: 1
    --
    Need Free Juniper/NetScreen Support? JuniperForum
  85. It's not as hard as you think by scottdj · · Score: 1

    I'm in about my 3rd month of doing exactly what it sounds like you want to do -- teaching myself Japanese. On the whole, I don't think it's as hard as people make it out to be. The key thing is, do you enjoy learning? If so, then it should be worthwhile to try.

    There are a couple of resources I am using to learn:

    Japanese in Mangaland - a fantastic book that is organized into simple lessons of grammar, culture, and vocabulary. Each lesson includes examples of actual Manga to apply what you have learned. (There are two more books in the series once you get past the first one.)

    If you read that book and decide you want to learn more, then it's time to start learning Kanji (you should already have learned the two phonetic scripts -- Hiragana and Katakana by then). For Kanji, I have been very pleased with:

    Guide to Remembering Japanese Characters by Henshall.

    This book may or may not work for you depending on your learning style, but it's been fantastic for me (I'm up to 400 Kanji in 3 months). It basically lays out the history of each Kanji and explains why it came to have it's current meaning. It shows you how to break the characters down into their component parts (called radicals) and what the meaning of those parts is. Since radicals can be shared by many kanji, this gives you extra insight into what a Kanji is likely to mean, even if you don't know it to begin with. This is a great memory aid, since it means you're not just memorizing random symbols but actually learning a system of symbols with meaning and context.

    The other tool I used to learn Kanji is King Kanji. This is a Palm program that has tons of different writing lessons. It does handwriting recognition and tells you when you are writing the characters incorrectly. You can use it to quiz either the kanji, katakana, hiragana, or the meanings or pronunciation of the Kanji. I basically do this whenever I have some down time (bathroom, bus, etc.) and that is what has allowed me to progress as far as I have on my own with learning the Japanese writing.

    Finally, a couple of websites that I have found helpful:

    Teach yourself Japanese has a great detailed explanation of Japanese grammar.
    Japanese Online has fantastic language lessons.

    There are a ton of other sites out there as well. Just spend some time with Google and I'm sure you'll find the ones that work for you.

    Good luck! Learning Japanese has been a lot of fun for me, and isn't nearly as hard as people make it out to be.

    --
    Type something, will you? We're paying for this stuff!
  86. Where on earth do you get your facts from? by McFadden · · Score: 5, Informative
    Apart from the fact that I disagree with almost everything you say, you're spot on.

    I'm a second grade tutor in a Japanese Junior High School in Hokkaido, but I am originally from the UK. I am exactly the same as all the other Japanese teachers in the school except for the fact that I have a different nationality. All of my work, meetings, communications and everything I do daily is in Japanese (I'm the only non-Japanese staff in the school). 5 years ago, I barely knew a word. Now I work in an entirely Japanese environment.

    Let's start with Kanji. I believe 5 year-olds in Japan average about 500 of these

    Firstly, take it from me (as a professional educator), most 5 year olds do not know 500 kanji. In fact none do. I'd love to know where you got that figure from. Japanese children are taught approximately 80 kanji in 1st grade Elementary School (about 6 years old). At 5 years old they are still struggling to learn Kana.

    You need to know A: the somewhat random symbol,

    You really don't know anything about the language do you? Kanji are not "somewhat random symbol[s]". Common kanji generally contain 1 or more basic elements known in English as 'radicals' of which there are 214, which themselves have their own meanings. This also has the advantage of providing a basic method for sorting kanji (for example in a dictionary). If you don't believe me, take a closer look at a page of kanji and you'll start to notice that a lot of the characters contain similar looking parts.

    B: the stroke order (Very important!)

    Yes, there is a school of thought that says stroke order is important, and yes Japanese students are taught stroke order. But then there is also a popular TV quiz show in Japan where adult contestants have to identify the stroke order of (fairly common) kanji. At a rough guesstimate they get it wrong about 25% of the time. Stroke order is only VERY important in Japanese calligraphy, which is a different issue altogether.

    How many years until you can chat with a kindergartener.

    Study every day for an hour or more, and you'll be able to hold quite a decent little conversation with a kiddie within 6 months or so.

    And forget reading newspapers

    Oh, ok. Maybe I should cancel my daily delivery then.

    don't be foolish and think one kanji equals one thing.

    Go find yourself a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary and look up the word "set". You'll find it has 126 different definitions. Japanese is hardly unique in having its characters take on more than one meaning.

    Ok, how about saying hello? Thankfully, there is only about a dozen ways of doing this, depending upon if the person you're talking to is high above you, above you, at your level, below you, or really below you. Of course, there are variants for if there is a big age gap, or you're related, or you're a girl. Or any of a million other variants.

    There are basically main 3 speaking forms (or levels of respect if you like) in Japanese, not "millions of variants". Teineigo, sonkeigo and kenjo~go, as well as a basic plain form. As a non-native speaker, you won't be expected to use anything more than teineigo. While it's certainly more complex than English, it's attainable with a little study. As for a dozen ways of saying hello, 99.99% of the time you'll be using just 3 different words (the ubiquitous ohayo~(gozaimasu), konnichiwa and konbanwa) to anyone you meet, regardless of rank or status. Just think about English for a moment - Hey, Hello, Hi, What's Up?, How's It Going?, Yo! well... I could go on, but you can quickly see just how many different greeting forms we have, without even taking into account whether we're being polite or not.

    You also have to accept the fact that you will never speak well, you will never read a newspaper correctly

    That would be why I meet numerous foreigners every week who speak excellent Japanese then. Making a blanket statement like "y

    1. Re:Where on earth do you get your facts from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Hey, Hello, Hi, What's Up?, How's It Going?, Yo! well... I could go on, but you can quickly see just how many different greeting forms we have, without even taking into account whether we're being polite or not.

      Me: Wasssssssup, bitch? How's it hanging'? ^_^
      Some ambiguiously masculine woman: ???
      Me: Oops. I thought you were a dude I know.

  87. Japanese difficult? by infinite9 · · Score: 1

    being classified as very difficult by most standards

    I speak some japanese. I've never really been fluent, but I can easily get around tokyo, talk to people, conduct simple business transactions, ask for and undestand directions, etc. From a speaking standpoint, japanese is not really that difficult. For example, there's only one verb conjugation rule and almost all the verbs follow it. Japanese only has a few irregular verbs. Compare that to english which has three conjugation rules and 273 irregular verbs. English also depends more heavily on slang and idioms, more than most langauages. Also, the spelling system in english is archane. Words are spelled that way because of history, not because of how things are pronounced. There are a vast numer of exceptions in english that you just have to know.

    There are a few things that are notably more complicated in japanese, such as counting. The language also has more rules for politeness depending on who is talking and who is being spoken to, whereas english tends to rely more on word choice, body language, and tone of voice to convey the same things. Reading and writing japanese on the other hand is a nightmare. Only chinese is worse. You need to know about 2000 characters to read a newspaper for example. I know both phonetic alphabets (105 characters each) and only about 100 kanji.

    American school children learn the entire alphabet in a matter of a few months, then spend years and years learning how to spell and use proper grammar and punctuation. Japanese school children learn those things fairly quickly, then spend years and years memorizing kanji.

    --
    Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
  88. Arabic hard? by lorcha · · Score: 1
    I'm curious why you think that Arabic is harder to learn than Japanese. It's certainly harder than, say, Spanish, but the things I've heard about Japanese make it seem borderline impossible. The Arabic alphabet has only 28 letters, it's grammar really doesn't have any more "features" than, say, French or German.

    What makes you think that Arabic is difficult? I think it is difficult to read because they string the letters together... but I'd certainly not put learning to read that on the level with learning Kanji. :)

    --
    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
    1. Re:Arabic hard? by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Put simply: Lack of exposure. I would have to go farther out of my way to expose myself to Arabic than Japanese, both for generic media and learning material. Japan exports a lot of culture* and so it's easier to find materials.

      Arabic is not necessarily harder on a technical level. Fact is I wouldn't know since I barely ever see any - that makes it harder on a practical level. Again, your results may vary.

      (*It is understood that the culture that is exported has little or no resemblence to the actual culture within the country. I suspect this is pretty much the case with any country, though)
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:Arabic hard? by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

      Eh, Arabic wasn't too bad. Don't be put off by the RTL writing style, or the fact that letters change forms depending on where they're used on the word (or sometimes just dropped out in favor of a quick pronouciation mark, if any) or by the really beautiful handwritten styles that seem impossible to grok.

      That said, about the only things I remember from my class 10 years ago are the basic introductory phrases,
      yes/no/thanks/please, praise to god, money, and spoon. (ma'al'a!) Tick fan, what?

      Oh, and Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes. Because what fun is learning a language if you can't play that game?

      --
      Support FSF: Stop thinking with your wallet, and think with your imagination. (cc/non-commercial)
    3. Re:Arabic hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "it's grammar"

      How's about youse master english grammar first? Jeebus, the its/it's thing is like getting an icepick right in the eyes every time I see that swap!

    4. Re:Arabic hard? by thirdrock · · Score: 1

      (*It is understood that the culture that is exported has little or no resemblence to the actual culture within the country. I suspect this is pretty much the case with any country, though)

      God I hope so. Given what we in "foreign countries" see of that which has been exported from the USoA makes us think you are all stupid assholes.

      But we know that's not the case... I think.

      --
      >>
      I am the director, and this is my movie ...
    5. Re:Arabic hard? by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      God I hope so. Given what we in "foreign countries" see of that which has been exported from the USoA makes us think you are all stupid assholes.

      And 49% of us are deeply ashamed of it, I assure you.
      =Smidge=

    6. Re:Arabic hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arabic, Chinese languages(Mandarin, Cantonese, Taiwanese, etc.), and Korean are typically grouped together in terms of difficulty for English speakers to learn. Japanese is considered to be a bit more difficult(probably the most difficult language to learn for native English speakers). When I talk about "difficulty", I'm basing this on the average number of hours of instruction it takes a student to gain proficiency.

  89. Get on a plane and go... by Eric+Pierce · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I haven't read the other comments.

    Find a way to live in Japan for an extended period. I suggest Monbusho scholarship and/or the JET program (I was fortunate to get/do both for 4 short years of my life).

    NOTHING will accelerate your learning faster than the necessity of your daily survival being tied into your ability to comprehend/communicate solely in Japanese.

    Eric

  90. A few tips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, the absolute best way is to take Japanese courses. I studied many years, but learned more in my first semester of taking university Japanese classes than I had in all the time on my own.

    If you just can't take classes, at least buy a good set of textbooks. I recommend Genki for starting out.
    A good companion book would be A Dictionary of Basic Japanese Grammar, and later the Intermediate book. And of course a general dictionary, but since I haven't found one I really like I'll leave it to others to suggest one.
    If you have a palm pilot, PADict is a useful tool, especially for looking up kanji.

    And of course, listening and speaking is important.
    For listening, anime and games are common enough. Japanese dramas and variety shows are also fairly easy to get.
    Speaking is the hardest part. You could practice by writing a penpal, Japan-guide is a great place to find one. Perhaps you could get your penpal to install Skype.

    If you're ever able to, spending time in Japan really is a great way to learn. I've been in Japan for 6 months now, and I can tell I've improved a lot. Feel free to browse through my Japan blog.

  91. Intensive language by taylor · · Score: 1

    I definitely appreciate the comments above; however, if you want to learn the language, there is little point in wasting your time on it. Put up the money, and go to an intensive language school (Middlebury, FALCON, etc.) Then go to Japan. One summer of intensive language is enough to learn how to learn the language. Then going, immediately after, and making a concerted effort to use japanese as much as possible, and you can be passably good in a year. Ideally, find a teacher or class to continue your education and who can answer questions as they occur to you.

    After a year, you'll be able to talk about serious things and fun things, hang out, even watch movies, etc. You won't be ready to work in a japanese company speaking japanese, nor will you have a strong understanding of the written language, but it'll be as much as you could hope to do in a year.

    Any other approach, and it'll take you MUCH longer to achieve the same.

    Just my 0.02.

  92. Foreign Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not design a foreign variant of japanese?

    What I am thinking about is simplifying and regularising a subset of japanese for foreigners to learn so they sound like understandable foreigners instead of sounding like a little girl or a stupid high school kid.

    Sometimes it is better to create new culture than respecting an old.

    Kim0

    1. Re:Foreign Japanese by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      Because people will ignore it because they don't want to sound like a foreigner.

      --
      Did you ever notice that *nix doesn't even cover Linux?
  93. Lies about learning Japanese by MagikSlinger · · Score: 1

    After studying it for 4 years (and counting), I've learned the following are lies people tell about the language. Some people here had some good advice, including this post

    Japanese is Hard. No, it isn't. It's just different from your everyday life. People learn to speak and listen to the language without writing it and without classes in Japan. Most famous examples are the Iranians in the Tokyo area who teach each other Japanese and they get quite good.

    Never use anime or manga. The better advice is "use anime and manga set in normal everyday life". There are lots of shows that are set in everyday life and have everyday conversations. Use those.

    Formal Japanese is all you need to know. This is such bullshit. I've read posts from fresh graduates with Japanese degrees getting baffled at a KFC in Japan. Normal, everyday Japanese is not the polite, grammatically correct version you learn in school or from books. After you learn basic Japanese, buy this book. Then you'll understand what normal Japanese people say. :-)

    Kanji is impossibly hard. No, not if you use the right book. Most kanji are composites and this book helps you see that.

    Now some truths...

    Get a penpal! Use the Pen Pal depot to find a friend that you want to talk with. Use MSN, Skype, whatever to have voice-video chats. I found a pen-pal this way and we use Skype to practice every week, and it really, really works.

    Start reading/watching real material early. Don't wait until you get super proficient to start reading manga, short stories and novels. Push yourself because learning vocabulary from flashcards is hard, but learning a new word in context from a Japanese drama/anime or manga is a lot easier.

    Buy dictionaries and grammar guides. You'll need them!

    Buy an electronic dictionary. It's easier and portable.

    Sasuga Bookstore. Sasuga Bookstore is your friend. Learn to buy from them early and often. :-) (I don't work for them, just a fan).

    Ganbatte, kudasai! Hang in there, please. Have faith that you are progressing when all else says otherwise. EVERYONE who has studied any language can struggle, for years even, but they eventually get good.

    --
    The bitter lessons of a veteran coder: http://bitterprogrammer.blogspot.com
  94. Learning japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just a guest here, so my opinion (or "expertise"/experiences) on the subject might not be highly valued. Anyhow, I found alot of the replies here to be overly negative.
    I've been studying japanese as a hobby for nearly a year now, and I can read hiragana/katakana and approximately 200 kanji. My vocabulary is good enough to have a fairly good understanding of what's going on in variety shows such as Utaban. If you speak a second or third language, you'll get into it faster. The sentence structure is very different from english, but it's just a matter of restructuring your thoughts. You'll get into it fast. Build a vocabulary, learn hiragana/katakana as fast as possible. Learning to write in romanji is a long detour. Use Pimsleur to practise pronounciation, use kanji cards to practise kanji and watch alot of Japanese movies for immersion. Listen to webradio while at work ;)

    Hope that helps!

  95. JPF - Japan Foundation by BadtripAlex · · Score: 1

    The Japan Foundation has some guides on their web sites that do help. (http://www.jpf.go.jp/e/kansai/index.html) Actually there are a lot of sites, dashboard gadgets and stuff out there to help you memorize kanjis or learn the weirdest combinations.. remember that even the japanese average citizen does not know all of them. Unlike our alphabet where one does learn how to read and then move on to grammar and vocabulary theirs recquire you to keep learning the kanjis virtually forever. Even they do, so, ??????????. This may help as well, ( http://www.rikai.com/perl/Home.pl ) good luck

  96. LRNJ by Codename_V · · Score: 1

    Maybe I missed it, but I can't believe nobody mentioned LRNJ. It's a role playing game that teaches you Japanese characters and words. It's also cross platform so it runs on Windows, Linux and OSX. In just a few days it helped me learn katakana, hirigana, and the meaning of about 500 or so kanji symbols. I highly recommend it.

    --
    Free will is just an illusion
  97. Oh great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now I can go around Japan trying to impress people by sounding constipated and yelling out something about the attack of the turtle clan?

    Lovely :)

  98. All your advices are belong to us by pfelipe · · Score: 1

    Grok.

  99. Learinig Japanese... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's difficult to read and write, but not to speak.

    Nearly all the verbs conjugate in one of two ways, and all the irregular verbs are based on the parrern of "suru" - to do, and "kuru" - to come - so once you have learned 4 conjugation patterns you have mastered Japanese verbs! No learning tables of irregular verbs like I tried (and failed miserably) to do with French and Spanish!

    Although Japanese people are expected to master the intricacies of the language as regards to levels of politeness, a westerner who can even manage a couple of words, and who looks like they are genuinely trying, will be cut all the slack they need. I took two three week trips round Japan and never had a problem even though my Japanese was pretty basic.

    The Japanese are also pretty impressed if you can use chopsticks :-) "O-hashi ga jozu dekimasu ne"

    Ganbatte!

    Neil

  100. You've already made a good first step by menace3society · · Score: 1
    That is, learn English. Now, I know all the Japanese fetish pedants are going to come out and complain that English and Japanese are about as far apart from each other as possible, blah blah blah... it's all lies. Japanese and English have a *lot* in common. They're both hybrid languages, consisting of an older core vocabulary of concrete nouns and basic words (Anglo-Saxon: tree, man, eat; Japanese--wago: ki, hito, taberu) and an imported vocabulary of words for compounds, abstractions, and more complex things (French: hospital, Latin: legislation, Greek: meteorology; Sino-Japanese kango: by?in, h?sei,
    kish?gaku). They both misappropriate words and phrases from other cultures (compare English "bourgeois" with the French meaning of bourgeois or English clothiers' jargon "petite" with French petite). The big difference is that Japanese inflects verbs a whole lot (adjectives somewhat and nouns not at all), whereas English doesn't inflect much anymore.

    Japanese honestly isn't really all that hard, despite what you've been told. All that about "verbs have no future tense" or "parts of speech are frequently omitted" is very easy to adjust to. Japanese culture is sometimes hard to deal with, but I think that's just because it's another culture--people go through just as much culture shock visiting France or Sweden as they do in Japan.

    All that said, it's really worth your time (and money, if you're not too tight for cash) to take college courses in the language. The opportunity to interact (and be corrected by) native speakers is priceless, and even clumsy first-year students can help your pronunciation, rhythm, comprehension, etc etc etc (in particular if you're the sort to identify mistakes made by others better than to identify your own).

    1. Re:You've already made a good first step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW french: Hôpital

    2. Re:You've already made a good first step by menace3society · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the English word is hospital, essential a direct copy of the French (but done before the -os- turned into -ô-); likewise, the character combinations for byôin, hôsei, and kishôgaku are pronounced much differently in modern Chinese. But just as most present-day English-speakers cannot speak French, neither can most Japanese-speakers speak Chinese (but sometimes can get the gist of a passage by looking for similar words; it's how I started learning French).

  101. Put Barron's 10-cd Mastering Japanese on your iPod by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Seriously, the entire 10 CD set of Barron's version of Eleanor Harz Jordan's Beginning Japanese language laboratory materials I first heard in 1971 (!) fit in a few megabytes of your average iPod. This particular course is pretty steep, learning curve wise, but extremely valuable in the long run. There may be modern Japanese materials that are not as formal. If you launch the Barron set in iTunes, you can download the chapter and track descriptions from the internet.

    After that, IMMEDIATELY familiarize yourself with Jim Breen's EDict from Monash University in Australia (Google it!), and any of the Japanese-English dictionary utilities that support it -- on Macintosh OS X 10.4, the best of these bar none is Sergey Kurkin's JEDict 4.0.

    This will lead you to the realization that the best Pacific Rim computer system is Macintosh, for one simple reason: Kotoeri Input Method. Look into it, dude! Kotoeri is the quickest, slickest way to enter hiragana, katakana, 2-byte English(1) and MOST FREQUENTLY USED Kanji into Unicode text ever invented. The system modifies itself to some extent to match your preferences.

    --
    ``Tension, apprehension & dissension have begun!'' - Duffy Wyg&, in Alfred Bester's _The Demolished Man_
  102. Just get this... by Bazman · · Score: 1

    This contains all the japanese you need to know:

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/japanese/74a3

  103. Simple Tips from a gaijin by akasatana · · Score: 1

    From my 7 years in Japan:
    1. Get a Japanese girlfriend if possible. (Don't believe the sterotypes though, or you will be as disappointed that she isn't like Japanese girls in the movies as she is that you are not like Brad Pitt. Sample quote from mine: "submissive my ass")
    2. Be sure to learn kana - hiragana and katakana. If you are good at English spelling, then kanji may also be easy for you to learn.
    3. FOCUS ON SPEAKING, that is what you will need in Japan or in interviews to get there. If you lack social skills, you can also learn how to conduct basic conversations with other people by learning their names, hobbies, etc.
    4. learn how to use chopsticks by eating a large can of M&M candies. They are small and hard, you'll be a pro by the time you finish.
    5. go back to 3, FOCUS on SPEAKING. My gaijin boss in Japan could only speak, couldn't read a thing, but was awesomely effective and very highly paid.

  104. The straight dope from someone who knows... by mobileink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gee a topic about which I can speak with authority.

    Japanese is the easiest language to learn. Also the hardest.

    The grammar is extraordinarily simple. You can learn most of the basic grammar you need in a few weeks of intensive memorization.

    Pronunciation is so easy for an English speaker you hardly even have to work at it.

    Vocab works the way English works: combine some parts to make a whole. So once you learn a core set of words you can generate new ones relatively easily.

    The writing system is extraordinarily difficult. Kana - you can memorize the entire hiragana/katakana system in a day if you really want to. But kanji! Count on spending years working at it.

    Colloquial, socially appropriate speech - extraordinarily difficult. You can get the basic concepts from a book or class, but this level you can only really learn in-country, from native-speaker informants, and even then you may not get it completely.

    In sum, you can learn enough J to communicate effectively verbally, and to understand manga, etc. pretty easily. Practical advice: find a Japanese bookstore or website - I'd bet there's more good printed material for students of J than for any other language. Memorize, memorize, memorize, and actually make the sounds. And find a native speaker to help you. And don't be intimidated. And don't waste your time if you're not serious about it. And if you _really_ want to learn the language, plan on a stay in Japan of at least one year. There's no other way to do it.

    (I've studied J for years, Japanese wife, etc. but gave up trying to really master it since I've not lived in Japan. If you want to try a *truly* difficult language, try Arabic. I'm pretty fluent - 2+ years in Egypt, not enough. *Everything* about Arabic is *very* difficult. Makes Japanese look like a walk in the park.)

    good luck.

  105. jouyou by drewness · · Score: 1

    I hope this isn't getting too off-topic, but you are the second person in this thread to quote the exact number of 1945 kanji symbols.

    Is this just a natural number which falls out of being adequate for proficiency, or is it a somewhat arbitrary value? I assume it's a specific, standardized set that covers all the basics, or is that an over-simplification?


    Yes, there is a set of kanji called the Jouyou Kanji ('General Use Kanji') that has been established by the Ministry of Education. Theoretically, these are the only kanji that are allowed to be used in newspapers and magazines, although there are exceptions for kanji used for people's names that fall outside the set. They are arranged into grade levels: 76 for first grade, 145 for 2nd grade, 195 for each of 3rd, 4th, 5th, 190 for 6th, and then 949 more you're expected to know by the end of high school.

  106. Live in Japan! by dacholo · · Score: 1
    Yes. That is *the* best method. Because it is basically "Do or Die."

    I lived and worked in Japan for 7 years. Fortunately, I had the language skills already. For those foreigners around me who did not, I noticed that within 1 year they were able to comprehend most daily conversation and even speak basic language.

    Remember, it's all about communication. NOT about grammar, rules, etc. Seriously, get a job and live in Japan. Especially the Slashdot crowd should *not* have probs getting a job with all the IT postings available in Tokyo. Good luck!

  107. Get a Japanese girlfriend! by bafjon · · Score: 1

    My humble advice: Get a Japanese girlfriend, and start talking. Not only will you learn the language very fast (or else :-)), you will also get to know a fascinating and very nice person.

    Trust me: Been there, done that, soon to be married. And speaks fluent everyday Japanese. //Johan

  108. Start with "Mein Kampf." by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    Really, when you speak Japanese, you speak with Hitler; their prime minister worships war criminals.

  109. difficult? compared to what? by Follier · · Score: 1

    ... the fact that Japanese is not an easy language, being classified as very difficult by most standards

    This is such a myth. Japanese is just about the easiest language out there to learn. The kanji is only challenging if you don't like memorization, or if you're not really trying. The rest is cake, since the pronunciation is simple and static - and there are few exceptions to grammar rules (unlike romantic and germanic languages that are like 30% exceptions to the rules). There are no genders and fewer tenses. There are honorifics but they are fairly easy (and gaijin can usually get away with not using them).

    Seriously, the only thing you need to learn japanese is a little effort, time, and immersion. Same as any other.

  110. Related: Input in linux by phorm · · Score: 1

    Related to this, I've been trying to figure out how to get Asian input (Japanese/Chinese) working in 'nix for some time now. I can *see* the characters fine, but trying to find+configure some programs that work similar to the existing windows apps (in KDE) has just been a pain. SKIM and others were just not functional (or at least not how I'd expect).

    My first step towards typing Japanese would be in getting the input layer to work for me in my OS of choice. Anyone

  111. Here's the book by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Essential Japanese Grammar by Everett F. Bleiler, Dover, 486-21027-8. However, Amazon only lists a Basic Japanese Grammar by the same author, different press, different ISBN.

  112. Re:typing.. LINUX, too, helps... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    You can use SKIM or SCIM, if you're on Linux. I use Mozilla-Firefox to enter URLs and terms in Japanese to bypass the Romajii (Romanized Kanjii). It's nice try to learn to use the language from the keyboard the way a native does, so you can make your keyboard input it directly or by using SCIM/SKIM.

    IFFF you MUST use windoze, you have some plethora of tools available. You can go to User's Side, if you're in SF or San Jose, and pick up a computer made IN Japan or made FOR Japanese daily use. This way, you have a BIOS already set for it.

    If you use a windoze-based, English/US BIOS, then you still can go to Flies Erectronics (not making fun of Japanese L/R problem... I'm doing a Spoonerism here...) and pick up J-Translate. Its a speech too, dictionary, and more. But, unfortunately, depending on your Lin/win skills, there's no cutting and pasting of the characters (English works, but I can't copy/past the Hiragana, Katakana and Kanji...)

    IFFFF you have money, or an employer willing to send you there on business, you might be able to finagle some comp time there, too. If you're from the US, your blue passport will be a major effing drag: 'merkuns as visitors can ONLY stay in Japan up to 90 days at a time, and then you must leave at least ONE day before reentering. You can go to Korea or the Philippines or someplace, so long as your passport shows a timely, proper departure before another arrival.

    Keep in mind that these days, Japan is beaten over the head by the US to get fingerprints on most classes of humans (dignitaries and certain immigrants and certain invitees are exempt by Japanese parliamentary rules/decrees, but expect to be fingerprinted there upon arrival at Narita.)

    IFFF you do go, stay in a HOSTEL, for around $29 per night. IFF you go to Tokyo, then you can cheaply rent a bunk at that price in or near Ueno, (pron "oo-ehh-nho"), or Azabu Juuban, which is a sliver of community within/next to Roppongi and Roppongi Hills where zillions of expats and hundreds of "wealthy" Japanese go or live.

    Check out Guess-T-House. It's NEW, under 3 years or so old. The owners are really fantastic, nice people-- A couple under 35 or so (owner (Mano) is Japanese,; her husband (M-Jay) is non-Japanese, but he speaks Japanese), and they have lived in the US and other places, so they have a quite hospitable demeanor. 2-part Bathroom in each bedroom. The front part of bathroom has a washbowl and clothes hanging area. The inner section has another washbowl, a western-style toilet, and a deep tub/shower combo. The lounge has a computer with Internet access paid for by your rent (at least when I was there). Each bedroom is a dormer, having 12 bunks. But, on a slow season, you could be the only one or one of 4 or 5 in the room for a whole week. I had that happen several times. I stayed my entire 3 months there, but traveled the area by foot. When it's a packed house, the fun REALLY begins. It' was exhilarating to be among and interacting with people from ALL over the world. It topped virtually any other happy moment in my life. It was also humbling and sobering and more to pleasantly and sometimes in debate talk about the US. I'm heretical anyway, so I was not out of water, so to speak... You'll met everyone from PhD types, to fresh high-schoolers learning the world. And you can learn just how big the REST of the world is when you take a breather from "home". I am grateful for it.

    http://tokyohostel.com/english.html

    As for the trains, you DON'T absolutely need English. Once you hang out with expats, and get an English-version of the subway map, you're much better of. The trains there put most of the US to shame. Even their buses are quiet. Some of the "kneeling" wheelchair buses in Santa Clara county piss me off with the loud-assed peiozo shrill and the high-power pneumatic hearing conservation destroying show. I wonder why VTA drivers don't weal earplugs when operating the damned things. But, in Tokyo I had my back turned at the stop wh

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  113. language exchange partner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, I suggest you go to the local university and scan the noticeboards for Japanese language exchange partners. Many hot Japanese chicks post notices here... Alternatively, you can put your own notice up for 'language exchange partner'. good luck! :-)

  114. Re:typing... Piroca, check this out by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Piroca and others might want to view this site:

    http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/reference/kanji_k entei

    Kanji kentei means, basically, "Japanese Aptitude Test".

    I stumbled upon it today, serendipitously...

    It is a very informative site.

    Japanese Name:
    http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/reference/japanes e_name

    It has a TON of information, and I at first wondered how it fits into "astronomy", but I forgot my question after becoming absorbed by the site...

    Enjoy!

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"