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Wifi and Laptops Adds Up To Theft

Ant writes to mention an SFGate article about the increase in laptop theft in the world of ubiquitous wifi. From the article: "San Francisco police statistics show a disturbing trend. Just 18 laptop computer robberies were logged in 2004, but the figure jumped to 48 last year. There were 18 as of the end of March, a pace that could surpass 70 crimes this year. 'It's a changing culture, and crime is following it'"

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  1. Or it could just be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That there are more laptops, being stolen at the same rate. What does wifi have to do with it?

    1. Re:Or it could just be... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      TFA points out that people congregate with laptops at hotspots. This is true. Thiefs know they can find one or many at such a place.

      Before I RTFA'd, I had the same thought. Afterwards, I still have the contention that people would still sit at starbucks and work on excel wireless or no.

      More laptops does = more crime. Hotspots may be a factor, but not nearly like they make it out to be.

    2. Re:Or it could just be... by frdmfghtr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      TFA points out that people congregate with laptops at hotspots. This is true. Thiefs know they can find one or many at such a place.


      Makes sense...that's one premise behind the convoy antisubmarine tactic in WWII. By concentrating the supply ships in a smaller area, you knew (roughly) where the submarines had to be in order to attack.

      By concentrating the wireless laptops in a smaller area, thieves know where to go to steal them. Same idea, but working in favor of the thieves.
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    3. Re:Or it could just be... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Same idea, but working in favor of the thieves.

      So why not concentrate a few plain-clothes cops in the same areas and tip the balance the other way?

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    4. Re:Or it could just be... by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      You underestimate the common criminal, there are many smart criminals, think about the number of people in minimum wage jobs who's true talent is wasted, now if they are a criminal, there is nothing restricting thier true talent and they can unleash thier full potential of cunning.

    5. Re:Or it could just be... by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1
      it depends on what lock was used since a certain number of locks can be bypassed via a ballpoint pen + ? bonus points if somebody has a link to a detailish account

      Locks? I bet you the guys laptop sitting next to me that none of these laptops where not locked up, but left on the University libraries table while the student went to the bathroom or outside to talk to their boyfriend on their cell phone for 2 hours.

      Also, consider the fact that a large number of universities are requiring freshman to have laptops, just means you're going to see a rise in theft. I just don't see a lot of theft happening at Starbucks. *sips his mocha latte talle grande skim with whipped while eyeing the laptop across from him that's now unattended as the guy gotup to use the restroom*

      What this culture really needs is a place to put your laptop should you need to use the john! I'd take my into the bathroom more (probably even stay longer!) if I a good place to put it. Setting it on the floor just isn't kosher.

      Cheers, Fozzy

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    6. Re:Or it could just be... by Fozzyuw · · Score: 2, Funny

      none of these laptops where not locked up
      Doh! I used a double negative. I hate when I self edit and miss the first negation!

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    7. Re:Or it could just be... by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Could it also be that the increase of laptop theft could also be attributed to better record keeping and reporting?

      Although from the article, it seems the actual crime being reported is better described as larceny (read: the thief steals the laptop when the owner looks away) or robbery (read: the thief steals the laptop from the owner using force and/or putting the owner in fear)

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    8. Re:Or it could just be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is the relevant Wired article that talks about the weakness in some laptop locks. OWNED.

    9. Re:Or it could just be... by Tezkah · · Score: 2

      TFA points out that people congregate with laptops at hotspots. This is true. Thiefs know they can find one or many at such a place.

      This sounds like a Discovery Channel documenatary on the lion and the gazelle. "The lion knows they can find one or many gazelle at a watering hole", except replace lion with thiefs, gazelles with laptops, and watering hole with "wifi hotspot". Unless perhaps you're talking about wifi in a crummy bottled watter cafe, then i guess watering hole is an ok description.

      oh god did I just type that

    10. Re:Or it could just be... by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      TFA points out that people congregate with laptops at hotspots.
      Why can't people just congregate at home?

    11. Re:Or it could just be... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Because the doughnuts at the internet cafes aren't very good.

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    12. Re:Or it could just be... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      It could just be that with the rise of wifi, people are actually bringing their laptops outside their house. Before wifi, you'd rarely see someone sitting down at the coffee shop, using a laptop. Now it seems like every single person has a laptop. I don't think the ownership rate has gone up that much, but people are bringing them with them a lot more. 5 years ago, everybody just thought they were nice because you could bring them back and forth to the office/school, and laze around on the couch with it. Now people bring them everywhere.

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    13. Re:Or it could just be... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      If there are spare cops available, why not send them to patrol around crime-ridden neighbourhoods? Surely that's more important than preventing the odd yuppie losing his laptop (which he can afford to replace without blinking).

    14. Re:Or it could just be... by pclminion · · Score: 1
      So why not concentrate a few plain-clothes cops in the same areas and tip the balance the other way?

      Why not put that cop in uniform and provide some REAL deterrence? The primary goal shouldn't be to arrest offenders but to deter the crimes in the first place. Anyway, most city budgets wouldn't allow for even one officer to be assigned to a coffee shop or other Wifi hotspot.

  2. FUD by babbling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Attacking someone for their laptop isn't really any different than attacking them for anything else. This isn't new. Whenever you reveal in public something of particular worth, there's a possibility that some moron is going to attack you in the hopes of stealing it from you.

    1. Re:FUD by DerGeist · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Exactly -- this same kind of FUD came out with cell phones too, people were saying if you carry too nice of a cell phone, it'll be eyed by thugs who hang out in alleyways with various blunt metallic objects and you'll die. They'll completely ignore your Prada bag, fur coat, 5 carat diamong ring, and 24-karat gold watch.

      My point here is, like the parent poster, you need to keep your eyes open when you reveal that you have something of worth. A wifi hotspot is just a better excuse to pull out your laptop in public.

      Don't stare at the screen intently, keep your eyes out for anyone who doesn't look trustworthy. It's not that hard to spot, crimes like these are generally crimes of opportunity (in TFA it sounds organized, though, but note they still picked an easy target) Don't make yourself an easy target, stay in plain view of many people, watch your back (try to sit against a wall if possible, it makes you virtually impossible to sneak up on).

      If someone shady approaches you, prepare yourself, if they continue and you don't trust them, make a scene. Even if you look like a jerk (or even insane) you'll be alive and keep your laptop. Most importantly, do NOT take a long, dark path to your car. This is key; many times criminals will "stake out" a place for customers carrying a thick wad or valuables, then mug them on their way to their car. Under your car, behind it, and behind nearby objects are favorite hiding places.

      The number one thing criminals hate is attention. Keep in mind the thoughts of a criminal and you'll be fine:

      * Quick grab, quick escape
      * No witnesses
      * They do not necessarily want to kill you or anyone else (most criminals try not to add time voluntarily) but are most likely armed

    2. Re:FUD by znu · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, there is one important difference. 15 years ago, robbing a regular middle-class guy would get you maybe $30-60 in cash and a $100 watch. These days, you have every other college student or white collar employee carrying around a $400 cell phone, a $300 music player, and possibly a $1500 computer. And they're using all of this stuff in public. This makes mugging people a lot more profitable than it used to be.

      Of course, presumably burglary is now less profitable than it used to be, since people carry more of their expensive stuff around with them instead of leaving it unattended at home when they go out.

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    3. Re:FUD by walmartshopper67 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're forgetting one of the most important aspects of criminal behavior - ease. Don't be the easiest target. The other 2 conditions you mentioned are part of it, but it simple things like carrying your keys like they are brass knuckles, making a lot of noise, or just giving off an "aura" of "i'm not a victim". I'm serious, criminals don't want to get caught, so they are looking for the weakest victim, so they don't. If you look like you can run fast or have a big flashlight, they'll go elsewhere.

    4. Re:FUD by corbettw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, there is one important difference. 15 years ago, robbing a regular middle-class guy would get you maybe $30-60 in cash and a $100 watch. These days, you have every other college student or white collar employee carrying around a $400 cell phone, a $300 music player, and possibly a $1500 computer. And they're using all of this stuff in public. This makes mugging people a lot more profitable than it used to be.

      One has to wonder if muggings would be as common if, in addition to the above gear, mister average guy was also carrying a $900 pistol...

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    5. Re:FUD by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      How is this "FUD"? Are you suggesting that the newspaper is trying to supress laptop usage?

      Or has the term been completely divorced from it's original meaning and now means something like "bullshit"?

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    6. Re:FUD by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Not if the mugger's pistol is up to your head or his knife to your throat before you notice him, then he just gets a nice shiny new gun to add to the previous list. Now of course, if someone else happening upon the situation has a $900 pistol (or a $100 one, for that matter), the situation might turn out differently...though of course there's still the possibility for it to turn out badly. Generally, the muggers that don't very quickly wind up in jail (or dead) use ambush tactics in relatively deserted areas.

      A previous poster mentioned being alert, aware, and an obvious "hard target"-someone who is likely to fight back. This is probably the best advice and defense against common muggings. Many criminals, in that case, will walk right by or stay in their hiding spot, and wait for an easier mark to come along.

      (Bit of history here: I was mugged myself once, or almost so. Even had I been carrying, it would not have done me a bit of good, one gun does not beat two guys at close range, one with a large knife and one with a decently-sized section of pipe. Fortunately, these were not the smart variety of muggers, they didn't pick a very deserted area, and a cop car patrolled by while they were in the process. Was very gratifying to watch the cuffs get slapped on them.)

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    7. Re:FUD by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that the newspaper is trying to supress laptop usage?

      Nah, more like the typical scaremongering that the local news channels are so fond of these days.

      "A common child's toy COULD cause your baby's eyes to bleed. We'll tell you more at 7."

    8. Re:FUD by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      Let's see:
      • The cell phone gets locked so that's worthless.
      • I haven't seen second hand music players sold around here, but even if they were, I'd say the price the robber would get would be about 30$.
      • The computer is the only valuable thing -- he might get a few hundred for it.
      Even those figures might be too high, think for yourself: Does he have the accessories (recharging devices, etc)? Does he know how to show what the things do? Does he even know what kind of a computer/player it is (memory, processor, etc)?

      Not a goldmine, I'd say.

    9. Re:FUD by bheer · · Score: 1

      > Don't stare at the screen intently, keep your eyes out for anyone who doesn't look trustworthy

      Or - just an option! - don't use your laptop in public? I mean, if what you're doing is really that important you could do it at home/office?

    10. Re:FUD by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Not a goldmine, OTOH there apparently are people stealing hubcaps or car radios...

      While I too would first consider if it was worth it to steal something, a lot of people seem to be perfectly content with grabbing $30 worth of loot. Doesn't make much sense...

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    11. Re:FUD by magarity · · Score: 1

      mister average guy was also carrying a $900 pistol
       
      No, what's you've described is a one to one or one to two showdown. Imagine if every other person in the cafe pulls out some iron. Ah, yes, much more effective deterrent. Check crime statistics for cities in states that have very loose concealed carry laws, say Phoenix, versus San Fransisco.

    12. Re:FUD by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      The number one thing criminals hate is attention.

      The article describes a couple of unmasked young adults blatantly robbing a man for his Apple, stabbing him in the effort. In the process they could very well both go to prison for life (a little this way or that and they could be facing the death penalty) -- all for a laptop -- based upon witness identification, a suveillance system, or if a cop just happened to be walking in at that moment.

      It wasn't rational, and if you analyze it in a rational way you misunderstand the criminal mind. These guys were almost certainly drug addicts, desperate to get a fix at whatever cost.

      In other words, building a defense around "what would stop a normal person" isn't appropriate.

      The #1 way to stop this sort of crime is to make laptops, or any expensive electronics, "hotter" to flip, such that junkies can't find a buyer will to risk their goods. Let's face it -- eBay lowered the bar to unloading stolen goods, and something needs to be done to rebalance it.

    13. Re:FUD by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      > don't use your laptop in public? I mean, if what you're doing is really that important you could do it at home/office?

      but if we give in to terror the terrorist wins.

      (what it was posted to every slashdot story in 2002, and 2003, is it too early to start again?)

    14. Re:FUD by theJML · · Score: 1

      Chances are, if you're packin' you're not conceling it. In which case the guy knows you have one and sneaks up with the iron on the back of your head, in a dark alleyway, you don't really have a chance. Unless you wait until he grabs it and you happen to be a good enough shot to pick him off running away from you with the goods. Baring that you get a head shot within the first few rounds (before he turns around to return fire) he falls to the ground and *hopefully* decides to fall on the side where you're precious laptop isn't going to get crushed, what then? What are the legal ramifications? I mean, it would have been self defense if he was shooting at you, but he wasnt. You were already mugged and at that point, though a few pounds lighter, in the clear so to speak. You took the law into your own hands... and usually that's not a good thing as far as police are concerned. So what happens to you legally? Is it really worth it? I mean if you have a backup of what's on there, your important docs are encrypted, and your insurance covers theft, go buy another laptop, it'll probably be newer and shinier too.

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    15. Re:FUD by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Not if the mugger's pistol is up to your head or his knife to your throat before you notice him, then he just gets a nice shiny new gun to add to the previous list.

      That's true, I was trying to imply that, if it were common for people carrying laptops and such to be armed, muggers would likely leave them alone. You never see wolves attacking a young, healthy buffalo bull, they go after the old wounded ones or the calves. Criminals are no different, they prey on what they perceive to be easy pickings.

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    16. Re:FUD by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      Exactly, people who can carry themselves with presence and don't look easy are often not targets. If you're clutching your laptop case, purse, wallet, or whatever for dear life, they can sense and see how uncertain you are.

      If you've never been to the 'big' city and don't know your way around, just walk with purpose and act like you know where you're going. Stay around people. Don't carry lose things. Purse goes around your shoulder if you can hold on to it, or around your kneck if you've got a long strap. Wear boots, not high heels if you're going to be in a croud. I've known a few cons (through a prison ministry) and they say that they'll pass on a woman in boots in favor for the stilleto heels every day of the week. Boots usually mean they don't mind hitting hard.

      Above all, travel with people you know, and don't carry anything you don't NEED. If you don't have it, they can't want it.

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    17. Re:FUD by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

      They don't care about how much money they are going to get, as long as they can trade it for some crystal meth, crack, heroin, whatever. Most of these guys are most likely junkies looking for a quick fix, not career thieves.

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    18. Re:FUD by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind the muggers will also be carrying $900 pistols. Are you willing to get into a gunfight over a mobile phone?

    19. Re:FUD by bheer · · Score: 1

      > but if we give in to terror the terrorist wins.

      Heh heh. I prefer to think of the current spate of SFO laptop thefts as the Real World 1.0 intruding on Web 2.0.

    20. Re:FUD by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1

      Sure. I was just commenting on the "rise in value" the original parent speculated. My point was that MP3 players aren't more valuable than cash and watches, when traded for crack (or whatever the poison is theses days).

  3. There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    in Milpitas (McCarthy Ranch) that thieves have been targeting. They do there during lunch and right after work, and do "smah and grab" style robberies on cars. The target: laptops in bags left unattended while the victim shops. Police have had to issue special alerts to shoppers.

    Put your laptop in the trunk when you leave your office, so that potential thieves don't see you place it there when you arrive at the mall.

    1. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      Put your laptop in the trunk when you leave your office, so that potential thieves don't see you place it there when you arrive at the mall.

      Or leave it at the office. Why are you bringing your laptop to the mall on your lunch break?

    2. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Why are you bringing your laptop to the mall on your lunch break?

      So I can find the mall, duh.

    3. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by Firehed · · Score: 1
      Why are you bringing your laptop to the mall on your lunch break?
      Ask that to the idiots who leave archive tapes on their passenger seat which are full of much more sensitive data than you'll find on the average laptop. Or, better yet, ask the idiots who let employees take home those sensitive tapes.

      Perhaps this is after work though... you won't be able to hit much more than the food court at a mall during a lunch break, and surely there's some cheaper, better food available closer to the office than what's at the mall food court.

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    4. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      you won't be able to hit much more than the food court at a mall during a lunch break, and surely there's some cheaper, better food available closer to the office than what's at the mall food court.

      I currently work near McCarthy Ranch. It's more like a giant strip mall with a BUNCH of standalone restaurants - and except for it and another mall on the opposite side of the freeway it's nearly a services-dead area for miles in all directions. (MIlipitas proper has a few restaurants in the old downtown. But the bulk of them are in those two malls and a third one a few miles away.)

      Don't think "mall". Think "downtown" - essentially the only one around.

      And there's a LOT of hi-tek around it - including Cisco's eastern campus, Redback, Agere, ... I could go on for pages.

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    5. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by macshit · · Score: 1

      I currently work near McCarthy Ranch. It's more like a giant strip mall with a BUNCH of standalone restaurants - and except for it and another mall on the opposite side of the freeway it's nearly a services-dead area for miles in all directions. (MIlipitas proper has a few restaurants in the old downtown. But the bulk of them are in those two malls and a third one a few miles away.)

      My god... you make it sound like pretty much the most depressing place on earth. Is this really what silicon valley is like?!?

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    6. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by zanglang · · Score: 1

      Trunks aren't exactly the best place to stash expensive stuff while you're away from the car. While I'm not sure what heat would do to powered-down electronics, I've known a few people who lost their laptops as the thieves pried open the trunk. Best way: Bring it along, or simply leave it at the office/home.

    7. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I think you missed my point: why bother uprooting your laptop for an hour's lunch break just so you can leave it in your car where it's much more likely to become stolen (quite possibly resulting in a fairly pricy car repair bill) or damaged in some way. Well, that plus the general idea that 'mall' isn't a typical lunchtime target. Varies by location, apparently.

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    8. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      Yes, Silicon Valley is the most depressing place on earth. Imagine a suburban industrial park that streches for 20 miles in every direction and that's pretty much it.

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    9. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      There are a number of reasons to carry the laptop off on a lunch break:
        - It may be a stop on the way to somewhere else.
        - There may be a theft-of-laptop problem at the worksite, and carrying the laptop is an attepmt to avoid leaving it unattended.
      Just to name two.

      Yes there have been problems with laptop thefts from offices in the area, for some time. "Tailgaters" (who follow employees in when they card through the door) and contractors' employees have both been suspected. Breaking into cars where a laptop is visible, in a location where rapid escape is practical, is a logical alternative when the heat at the office buildings is getting too high.

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    10. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by curunir · · Score: 1

      At least in SF, the trunk isn't a good option...

      I've had my car broken into twice, and both times, they smashed the window simply to pop the trunk and take whatever was in it. In my case, it was a set of ratty golf clubs bought at a garage sale for $10, and absolutely nothing the second time. In both cases, the thieves completely ignored almost $60 in bridge tolls that I kept in my car's visor and around $10 in quarters that I keep for parking meters.

      I have no idea whether my experiences are typical, but they do show that thieves will, at least sometimes, target the unknown contents of trunks.

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    11. Re:There is a shopping center in the SF Bay Area by kchrist · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I recently drove through a Milpitas shopping center while getting off the freeway to find a gas station. There was a big lit up sign in the center divider of the street I was on blinking the message "Conceal your laptop computer". It's amazing that the problem could get so bad in one specific area that the police would take steps like this.

  4. Really? That's it? by theheff · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you consider that San Francisco consists of millions of people... is 18 really a lot? I mean sure, stolen property it stolen property, but the figures sound rather minute.

    1. Re:Really? That's it? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Presumably that's just the 18 that bothered to fill out a police report. The true number is probably much higher.

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    2. Re:Really? That's it? by Scowler · · Score: 1

      There is less than a million people in San Francisco. There are millions more in surrounding cities, but these statistics are from the SF police department only.

    3. Re:Really? That's it? by outZider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't get a return on your insurance without a police report.

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    4. Re:Really? That's it? by neurojab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >If you consider that San Francisco consists of millions of people

      While the metropolitan San Francisco Bay Area consists of millions of people (exactly how many depends on what you consider the bay area), SF itself houses only 744,230 (give or take). The most populous city in the bay area is San Jose, with 945,000.

      But your basic point is right. Oakland (another bay area city, smaller than SF at 412,318) has had over 30 murders so far this year, so 18 laptop thefts isn't exactly a crime wave.

    5. Re:Really? That's it? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny
      I don't see a group of thugs hanging out eagerly clicking away at their TPS reports.

      Of course not.

      They're working on the cover sheets.

    6. Re:Really? That's it? by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      Didn't you get the memo?

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    7. Re:Really? That's it? by cataclyst · · Score: 1

      Millions of people?!? Whoa, buddy, watch the hyperbole...

      http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/06/06075.h tml

      Census bureau says less than 800,000... Maybe you're thinking of the San Francisco Bay Area?

      BTW, shame on you moderators for modding this +5 insightful... that's BS...

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    8. Re:Really? That's it? by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

      Nah...it's a new reality game that uses Grand Theft Auto and Google Maps.

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    9. Re:Really? That's it? by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      The local coffee shop has a had a few "grab and run" incidents. That is, someone is just pretending to read the newspaper or type his TPS reports and then dashes out the door with a much nicer laptop that some idiot left unattended.

      I dunno, if I left $1500 in cash on the coffeeshop table while I went to the bathroom, I wouldn't expect it to be there when I got back, even if there's no thugs in sight.

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    10. Re:Really? That's it? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      How many folk come to the city during the day? DC is similar census pop is 500k but it swells to more than a million when everyone gets to work from the burbs.

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    11. Re:Really? That's it? by dubl-u · · Score: 3, Funny

      SF itself houses only 744,230 (give or take).

      And only circa 300,000 of them are in coffeeshops working on laptops at any one time.

    12. Re:Really? That's it? by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

      Just a note SF is Less than 1 million by a long shot ... only about 2.5 Million in the entire Bay area.

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    13. Re:Really? That's it? by woolio · · Score: 1

      But your basic point is right. Oakland (another bay area city, smaller than SF at 412,318) has had over 30 murders so far this year, so 18 laptop thefts isn't exactly a crime wave.

      Yes, but geeks would prefer to be shot dead than have their laptop stolen.... So this story is indeed a grave concern for slashdot readers.

    14. Re:Really? That's it? by z23rd_hsuan · · Score: 1

      at least Oaklands police department solves the murders.
      recently i read that SFPD doesnt bother with %80 percent of the murder cases

    15. Re:Really? That's it? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Thieves also can't get insurance for the laptop they just had stolen from them. I'd say the amount of laptops being stolen is actually even larger, as thieves get their laptops stolen as well, and they wouldn't report it.

    16. Re:Really? That's it? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      What insurance?

      I mean that in two ways:
      (1) Some people don't have insurance (in the same way that they don't backup their computers, even though they know they should)

      (2) Some people didn't know you could get it.

      I fall somewhere between 1 & 2. Is this specific insurance you have to buy? Does it come with your homeowner's insurance (if you have that)? If not, can you add it to your homeowner's insurance?

      It might not even be worth doing, depending on the deductable.

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    17. Re:Really? That's it? by Temujin_12 · · Score: 1

      ...you know you need a cover sheet on your TPS report Richard. That 'aint new baby!

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    18. Re:Really? That's it? by No.+24601 · · Score: 1

      If you consider that San Francisco consists of millions of people... is 18 really a lot? I mean sure, stolen property it stolen property, but the figures sound rather minute.

      Spoken like a true American. I think if anything this level of apathy about crime in the States is more than half the problem.

    19. Re:Really? That's it? by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      I lived in SF (proper) for most of my adult life. I actually only worked within SF about a third of that time. Real estate in SF is astronomical (always has been, boom or bust), and many companies have moved to places like Emeryville and further south to Fremont. The local governments there have made it very attractive for businesses to move to some of the smaller bay area cities.

      Fremont is particularly attractive right now because it's easily accessible from both San Jose and SF, if you don't mind the grind that is 880.

    20. Re:Really? That's it? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      And also, I bet there are more laptops. I'd surmise that the ratio of (laptops stolen):(total laptops) is probably largely unchanged. More items, quantitatively, means more quantity available for theft.

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    21. Re:Really? That's it? by Kanaka+Kid · · Score: 1

      Actually the population of San Francisco is about 775,000 (yes, thousand); the greater Bay Area has a few million people. The SFPD only has jurisdiction in San Francisco proper which is the northern tip of the San Francisco peninsula.

    22. Re:Really? That's it? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      funny i remember much smaller areas beating the crap out of that stat http://www.ncsu.edu/news/dailyclips/1002/103102.ht m - Just search for laptop

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    23. Re:Really? That's it? by dynamo52 · · Score: 1
      Just a note SF is Less than 1 million by a long shot ... only about 2.5 Million in the entire Bay area.

      Read an almanac. SF is less than a million (about 750K), but the Bay Area has over 7M

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    24. Re:Really? That's it? by Rib+Feast · · Score: 1

      I'm in a city of 1.5 million and our HIGH SCHOOL used to have more than that stolen in a single theft when the students would leave their bags around the trees outside morning church.

      All the students had laptops even back in 1996, and vans would pull up and load the schoolbags into the van and drive off.

      18 isn't really that much - compare that to car thefts..

    25. Re:Really? That's it? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      No, but remember you also have to consider the unreported stuff.

      For every crime, 1 million versions of the same crime go unreported.

      So over 30 million murders happened in Oakland, and over 18 million laptops were stolen.

      Clearly the more important issue is the laptops, since there's no one left in Oakland.

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    26. Re:Really? That's it? by radish · · Score: 1

      I fall somewhere between 1 & 2. Is this specific insurance you have to buy? Does it come with your homeowner's insurance (if you have that)? If not, can you add it to your homeowner's insurance?

      That's kind of hard to say, seeing as I don't have access to your policy. Maybe you should, I dunno, read it? Or just call your insurer. I know laptops are covered under my renters policy, but YMMV.

      I really don't understand the number of people who carry around $2000 devices without ensuring they're insured - it's just plain dumb.

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    27. Re:Really? That's it? by freakmn · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I would give that a sarcastic informative comment. Or possibly insightful. Either way, that's the best comment I've seen around in a while.

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    28. Re:Really? That's it? by outZider · · Score: 1

      It really depends on your insurance company. I rent, and my renters insurance says that I will have my equipment covered even when I remove it from the apartment. Since my auto insurance is with the same company, I also have more protection if it is stolen out of my vehicle.

      Some loan/lease companies also have an insurance policy that gets you a replacement if it is stolen.

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  5. Percentage of Laptop Sales by SlashdotOgre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As laptops become more common, an increase in the number stolen ought to be expected. I didn't find it in the article, but an important number to note would be the percentage increase in laptop sales over the same period (2004-2005).

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  6. Now I understand! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a recent speech Negropante said: "You see. When I said we were building $100 laptops for developing countries, you people assumed I meant Africa. What I was referring to was Caliifrnia. Have you been to some of the neighborhoods in LA? You can get killed for your shoes. In order to make it safer for folks in cities like San Fracisco where, let's face it, they cannot defned themselves, I developed this idea. Give them an etch-a-sketch interface, and an off brand of Linux, and NO self respecting thief would even bother.
    Sure, thre will be the occasional bully who takes your cheap computer just to break it and watc you cry. That is life. But there will be no secondary market for these computers. EVAR!
    I fully expect to win a Nobel for this."

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    1. Re:Now I understand! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please note that all typoes made in the above post were due to my typing on a $100 computer. The keyboard is attrocious.

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    2. Re:Now I understand! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Meat = murder,
      Therefore laptops = meat.

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    3. Re:Now I understand! by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      FINALLY! A way to end world hunger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    4. Re:Now I understand! by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      There exists a much more realistic way to get rid of world hunger. Kill half the starving, feed it to the other half. Rinse and repeat until there's no more starving people left in the world.

    5. Re:Now I understand! by vzzzbx · · Score: 1

      It's not so much the shoddy keyboard as having to operate the computer with your left hand while cranking furiously with your right..

    6. Re:Now I understand! by ceeam · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, come on! There's a lot of experience with exactly this mode of operation in the target market.

  7. That's it? by cdrudge · · Score: 5, Funny

    18, 48, and 70? In San Francisco? I would have guessed that number to be several times that.

    Hmm...actually, for 2004, there was nearly 5 times as many murders as there were laptop thefts. Moral of the story is that if you carry a laptop, you are 5 times less likely to be murdered!

    1. Re:That's it? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2

      I was going to get a laptop to decrease my chances of being murdered, but on the way to buy it I was hit by a bus.

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    2. Re:That's it? by drphil · · Score: 1, Informative

      Dude, RTFA! not theft, but robbery. I'm sure in SF as in any major city there are plenty of laptop thefts. Robbery is a much bolder crime. The point is that WiFi hotspots are beacons flashing to all criminals bold enough to commit robbery that there are $1000-$2000 articles out in plain site - It's pretty tough to go to a hotspot location and conceal your laptop as you would a valuable when you are in a place where you might be robbed.
      I'll assume your "carrying a laptop = you are 5x less likely to get murdered" was a weak attempt a humor and you really aren't that innumerate.

    3. Re:That's it? by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that must be number of laptops stolen from the LAPD only...

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    4. Re:That's it? by Wilf_Brim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The scary thing here is that the guy was stabbed for a friggin laptop. Rather unusual. Most thugs would much rather use intimidation and some shoving rather than lethal force. Especially for something like a laptop, only worth (to them) a few hundred bucks. And, for the /.ers in SF, if a couple of mean looking dudes attempt to take your laptop, let them. Lets do the math here: Cost of laptop: $2500. Cost of EMS run, ED treatment and stabilization, night in a monitored bed, another night on the floor: About $30,000, conservatively. If things go a little bit sideways, add a trip to the OR, a stay in the ICU, and a few more days in hospital. Cost now: about $120,000-$200,000. Let the freaking thing go. And yes, you may have health insurance. But somebody has to pay. And hopefully, you have a rider on your homeowners/renters policy for your laptop. One other funny thing. I enjoy how the guy made a point of saying that he had all his data. Yes, by God, I may have nearly bled out but but I have my favorite MP3s! Yes, we have our sense of proportion intact. Reminds me of the old joke about the yuppie who gets sideswiped getting into his BMW....

    5. Re:That's it? by Asm-Coder · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the good advice.

      Now, on the other hand, he only got modded a freking ONE! I mean, come on this is a +3 Informative at the least!

  8. Here's the problem that I have with this story.... by 8127972 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While it is unfortunate that one person got stabbed for their laptop, I have to wonder if this is somehow being blown somewhat out of proportion. Yes there has been an increase in this sort of crime (at least in the SF area), but how long before Starbucks gets cameras and the like to make these environments less appealing to thieves? My guess is that it won't take long. After all, the laptop user is a user who is willing to pay for their coffee, which means that they want to keep that cash rolling in.

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  9. Actually, by AWhiteFlame · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm thinking that its just because there are more laptops in general. Five years ago, laptops that I saw were not exactly mainstream, they were for business people, or people like me who can't leave a computer screen. (There are exceptions, as always, but.) Maybe because wifi wasn't as developed and people's main interest in computers is the internet, or maybe just because laptops are traditionally not as powerful as desktops. Now, it seems that when someone buys a computer, having a laptop is seen by most people like having a desktop but more. I don't blame them (see Macbook, yum), but I'm not sure that it's a culture change as they suggest. I think its probably the same ratio, there are just more people with them at all.

    Besides, did anyone read anything in the article about wifi causing the problem as the summary suggests? It just said that wireless hotspots are targets for laptop theft..well duh..laptop theft is going to occur where laptop users congregate..

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  10. duh by tacokill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did anyone happen to consider that, since there are MORE laptops in the world, there might be more thefts?

    Correlation doesn't mean causation and all that jazz.


    (wtf - this is news now?)

    1. Re:duh by sholden · · Score: 1

      Robbery (which the article is actually about) is not the same as theft.

    2. Re:duh by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      Did anyone happen to consider that, since there are MORE laptops in the world, there might be more thefts?

      Yes, you have it just right. Just like the number of thefts, he number of laptops in San Francisco nearly tripled in the space of a year. We're one of those low-tech areas that has just recently gotten into computers because the price has come down.

      That squishing sound? Oh, that's nothing; it's just my eyes rolling. They do that sometimes. Pay it no mind.

  11. Re:What about iPod Thefts? by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

    iPods are definitely a hot theft item. I've seen multitudes of iPods stolen around campus, and have heard horror stories around the local high school. I've even met members of gangs that dealt strictly in stolen iPods.

    I would worry more about these than laptops, tbh. You can't exactly hide a laptop in a pocket, and many more people own iPods, I'd theorize.

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  12. FUD-Worth every penny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Whenever you reveal in public something of particular worth, there's a possibility that some moron is going to attack you in the hopes of stealing it from you."

    That's why I don't take my girlfriend out.

    1. Re:FUD-Worth every penny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're smart, my friend Mario went out with his once -- big mistake.

  13. See my reasonably priced notebooks on EBay! by InsMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please check out my reasonably priced notebooks on EBay!

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    1. Re:See my reasonably priced notebooks on EBay! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I am actually surprised by how many laptops there are on ebay without power adapters. Maybe this is just in the UK, but I can't quite understand why not? Since I mainly look at old computers, they probably are not stolen, but what do people do with these adapters if they are legit?

  14. A simple precaution by ortholattice · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have my browser home page (in both Mozilla and IE) set to a web page on my server that no one else knows about. Unsophisticated thieves, when they get home or to their fence's place, will probably try it out to make sure it works, before reinstalling the OS or whatever (if they're even that competent). One of the first things they'll typically do is fire up the browser. Then their IP is captured in my server's web log.

    I'm not saying this is the only precaution one should take, or that it's guaranteed to work. But it's easy to do and increases the likelihood that some evidence will be captured. It depends on the stupidity of the thief, and those kinds of people often just aren't that smart.

    1. Re:A simple precaution by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Of course, that presumes that they immediately wire it in to their fences broadband network - or have a neighbours wifi to bounce through.

    2. Re:A simple precaution by EvanED · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why not just add a program to the startup sequence that does it?

      I've actually thought about doing something like what you suggest but have been repulsed by the notion of not having a password required for sign-on.

      Ah well, I don't have a laptop anyway (yet -- I plan on getting a tablet next winter) so it doesn't really matter.

    3. Re:A simple precaution by Technician · · Score: 1

      Then their IP is captured in my server's web log.

      Great, now you know the other Starbucks they went to.

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    4. Re:A simple precaution by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never thought of that one. Another thing that is a must is identification on your machine. Anyone who has ever gone to retrieve stolen property at the local P.D. Knows that one of the thing that will be asked of you is Can you identify it. I identified mine by painting my name and DOB, A combination that is highly unique, inside the battery bay, on the mother board, hard drive and engraved into the back cover. All out of sight. In the off chance my laptop is located ether m me or the police I will need to prove it is mine.

    5. Re:A simple precaution by PoitNarf · · Score: 4, Informative

      Clever idea. Here's something a bit more advanced, but it costs money ofcourse. It's called Computrace and it's available on just about any laptop (they even have an OS X version). Their tracking agent attempts to make a call out to their servers every 24 hours. If it doesn't have an active internet connection, it will attempt to dial out through the modem if a phone line is connected. Newer Dells and IBMs actually store the tracking agent in the systems BIOS, so unless they plan on changing the motherboard out they're out of luck. We use this at my workplace quite extensively now, and have even used it to track "missing" laptops successfully. Check out their website for more info: http://www.absolute.com/

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    6. Re:A simple precaution by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1
      I've actually thought about doing something like what you suggest but have been repulsed by the notion of not having a password required for sign-on.

      Solution: spoof screens! The desktop is really a log-in screen (or vice versa?) that only YOU know where to click and access anything. You may need 2 layers of spoofing, the fake password and a fake desktop after that, followed by the real password prompt... I'm messing all of this up, but I think the idea is sound.

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    7. Re:A simple precaution by starman97 · · Score: 1

      Take it one step further, get a custom paint job, at that point the laptop
      is pretty much un-sellable. Of course it can be parted out, but it might stop
      it from getting taken in the fisrt place if it's got your personal logo painted on it.

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    8. Re:A simple precaution by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Just have "sudo -u joeuser wget -O /dev/null http://www.yourwebsite.net/ &" in rc.local. Can do something similar in Windows, perhaps in autoexec.bat. No need to live without a password for that to work. Executes before the system gets to the password prompt. Just have to be sure it's after dhcp enables the network.

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    9. Re:A simple precaution by pruss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This isn't quite as secure, but I run a VNC server together with dynDNS on this laptop, so if it gets stolen and connected to the internet, I should at least be able to login and watch what's going on if they don't reformat the drive.

    10. Re:A simple precaution by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

      so that means you don't have a password on the login account? or is it autologin? i hope you're personal files are encrypted somehow.

    11. Re:A simple precaution by caffeination · · Score: 1
      A passworded login won't protect your files even from a Linux liveCD*. If you're worried about your files, they should at least be encrypted (I know this is what you said, but I made it more general). Myself, I just try to avoid having anything sensitive on my HDD.

      *though the sort of people buying stolen laptops probably don't know that

    12. Re:A simple precaution by CoderDog · · Score: 1

      Looks interesting, but the Buy-IT-Now page only supports Internet Explorer. Anytime I'm using a security product site that only supports virus-bait, I gotta wonder about their sincerity and competence.

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    13. Re:A simple precaution by labratuk · · Score: 1

      Wow. Advanced.

      Have been doing this with a shell script for years.

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  15. 70 stolen laptops by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just 18 laptop computer robberies were logged in 2004, but the figure jumped to 48 last year. There were 18 as of the end of March, a pace that could surpass 70 crimes this year.

    Maybe if the city would figure out a way to get the 14000 homeless people in San Francisco off the street, there would be less stolen laptops. Priorities, priorities, priorities.

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    1. Re:70 stolen laptops by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      you sound like yet another 'homelss advocate' who would rather preserve/protect/defend people living on the street than providing real solutions.

      No way man. The solution to poverty is never a free handout as you've clearly pointed out. The solution is to make it unatractive to be homeless in San Francisco. This can be done without being cruel.

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    2. Re:70 stolen laptops by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      it'll be tough, SF doesn't get all that cold in the winter, though slashing animal control budgets could do the trick

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    3. Re:70 stolen laptops by norkakn · · Score: 1

      "The solution is to make it unatractive to be homeless"

      You don't know many people who are/have been homeless, do you? Rarely do people go, "well, I don't feel like having a house and I want to sleep on pavement and scrounge for food." What if we had daily unskilled employment? Show up and we'll give you 8 hours of work at at least minimum wage. There are a lot of people on the street who would like to work, but there are lots of barriers. This wouldn't address the crazies though.

    4. Re:70 stolen laptops by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      You don't know many people who are/have been homeless, do you?

      Well, as I pointed out in the previous post, there are 14,000 estimated in SF.

      Rarely do people go, "well, I don't feel like having a house and I want to sleep on pavement and scrounge for food."

      Yes, well this is stating the obvious. Believe it or not, there are countries that don't have homeless people (or at least they aren't homeless for more than a couple of days). In Singapore for instance, you won't see homeless people. This is because your family MUST support you if you are homeless. If there's no one in your family that can support you they take you somewhere else, but don't let you remain homeless. We could very easily do something like this here.

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    5. Re:70 stolen laptops by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      You are bindly and ignorantly assuming that all laptops thefts come from homeless.

      When did I say all laptop thefts occur due to homeless people? I just said maybe less would occur if they took care of the homeless problem. I just think the fact that the city is focusing their attention on 70 stolen laptops is crazy when there are more important problems like 14,000 homeless people.

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    6. Re:70 stolen laptops by Photar · · Score: 1

      "If there's no one in your family that can support you they take you somewhere else,"

      And where is this somewhere else I wonder?

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    7. Re:70 stolen laptops by finity · · Score: 1

      Soylent green is people!

    8. Re:70 stolen laptops by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      Well, it's probably not a penthouse suite, but shelter is better than no shelter.

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    9. Re:70 stolen laptops by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe if the city would figure out a way to get the 14000 homeless people in San Francisco off the street, there would be less stolen laptops. Priorities, priorities, priorities.

      Ahh, Soylent Green powered laptop fuel cells. Some problems just solve themselves.

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    10. Re:70 stolen laptops by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Loads more that 70 stolen laptops. 70 laptop robberies. Violent crime is way more important than some vagrancy from a police perspectve. Which is entirely appropriate.

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  16. Cost of gas! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    I think it is caused by the cost of gas. As the gas price goes up, laptops get stolen.....

    Or maybe it is global warming...

    The real reason is most likely that there has been a big upswing in the use of private laptops. The number of laptops has increased, so more get stolen. Further, in the early days, laptops were mainly exec toys and were well cared for and probably well guarded. Now they're very common and being lost/stolen more often.

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    1. Re:Cost of gas! by nelsonal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everyone knows that it's the lack of pirates. Lacking their true career in naval piracy our potential pirates are forced to plunder laptops.

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    2. Re:Cost of gas! by EZLeeAmused · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just wait 'till the Intel based Apple computers come out. Then the pirates will be able to plunder "dual boot-y". Sorry. It's late.

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  17. Biometrics = increase in forced amputations! by Itninja · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a Thinkpad (pre-Lenovo, so it'a good one) with wifi, and a biometric figerprint scanner. Can I assume that I am at a greater risk of being robbed and having my finger(s) cut off?

    That would really be the only logical conclusion.

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    1. Re:Biometrics = increase in forced amputations! by smimi10 · · Score: 1

      My pre-Lenovo Thinkpad (T41p) was built in China. Lenovo's are built in China. What's the difference here?

    2. Re:Biometrics = increase in forced amputations! by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I have a t42. It's pre-Lenovo. It has a fingerprint reader. I bought it 18 months ago.

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    3. Re:Biometrics = increase in forced amputations! by Itninja · · Score: 1

      The problem is not where it's made, but who stands behind it. I had a bad RAM module in my T42 and IBM had a new one at my doorstep 36 hours later. A friend of mine has a N Series that lost a hinge on the screen. It now sits on his shelf waiting for the replacement part. He spent 10+ hours with charming 'off-shore' support and they said they would 'overnight' him the replacment part. That was 9 days ago. Good times.

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  18. Stolen Property Registry by Detritus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd like to see the creation of a publicly accessable stolen property registry, to make it harder for thieves to sell their loot. Auction sites, like eBay, could require sellers to list the serial numbers, if any, of all items that they are selling.

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    1. Re:Stolen Property Registry by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      There's been various attempts to pass a law like this in California, but eBay has successfully lobbied against it.

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    2. Re:Stolen Property Registry by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I guess people can fake the serial number. When you get the goods, what are you going to do - it is hard enough trying to deal with paypal.

    3. Re:Stolen Property Registry by Harinezumi · · Score: 1

      You call the cops, provide them with information, and let them handle the rest.

    4. Re:Stolen Property Registry by mgblst · · Score: 1

      True, but you lose the computer, and are unlikely to see the money again - not a great incentive, not matter how "good" people really are.

  19. Robbery != Theft. by vhold · · Score: 4, Informative

    Once again I think the summarizer has confused the words and thus the discussion.

    The key word here is robbery, which means violence or intimidation being used to steal the property.

    I'm sure the number of laptop thefts is vastly higher. I worked at one company in the south of market area a few years back that was broken into several times and lost nearly 10 laptops alone.

    1. Re:Robbery != Theft. by hexadecimate · · Score: 1

      Your own example from "a few years back" indicates there's a predictable gap between reported thefts and actual thefts. But that gap will always exist -- is there any reason to imagine it's getting worse? If laptops are becoming more numerous overall then a higher number of thefts is to be expected. There are more murders in my home town than there were 20 years ago. Does that reflect a higher level of violence or the fact that the population has tripled? Alarmist article != real problem (or even news).

    2. Re:Robbery != Theft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah, it isn't theft. It's ownership infringement. Or strictly speaking Property Sharing. I'm not sure why the companies are so pissed with property sharing, after I shared some guy's laptop I went out and shared his car and his girlfriend.

    3. Re:Robbery != Theft. by schlick · · Score: 1

      Actually I think it should be:

      Robbery >= Theft.

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  20. SF only, not Bay Area by Skynyrd · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Hmmm...

    "So far, San Francisco appears to the only major Bay Area city to be hit by the problem. San Jose has been hit by laptop thefts, but it has yet to experience many of the robberies. "We haven't seen it yet,'' said Sgt. Nick Muyo of the San Jose police."

    I doubt there's a correlation, but SF recently voted against gun ownership. In theory, everybody in SF is now unarmed, but there's a chance for legal carry in SJ.

    More laptop thefts in an unarmed city?

    - sitting back to watch the fireworks...

    1. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Bulletz26 · · Score: 1

      More laptop thefts in an unarmed city? Well that is not a valid correlation, as theft implies that the person who owns the stolen item is not present or aware of the crime when it takes place, so it doesn't matter if they are armed or not.

    2. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      Um, unless someone is threatening your life, it's hard to get away with using a gun on them...

      "Oh oh, officer, that hispanic guy in hip-hop attire happened to touch my laptop, so I shot him in the head!"... Yeah that would work

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    3. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by corbettw · · Score: 1

      "Oh oh, officer, that hispanic guy in hip-hop attire happened to touch my laptop, so I shot him in the head!"... Yeah that would work

      What the hell, it's worth a try!

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    4. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Animats · · Score: 1
      California doesn't allow concealed carry much. There are about 42,000 concealed carry permits in California, and most of them are people who actually need a gun as a working tool, like couriers, private investigators, and such.

      San Francisco's problem is that the police deparment is ineptly managed and the cops' union has too much power. Internal discipline and management are weak. SF needs someone like Brandon, but he's busy trying to fix the LAPD, after fixing the NYPD.

      The real reason for laptop theft is that there's not much else portable to steal any more. Used TVs? Forget it. Used computers? Can't give them away. Jewelry? Crooks can't tell a diamond from a cubic zircon. Watches? A joke. Cash? Nobody carries that much since ATMs came in. Credit cards? Hard to fence. Cars? Anti-theft systems now smarter than low-end crooks. Stealing from stores? All have cameras now. Banks? Forget it.

      It's a tough time for the low end of the criminal class.

    5. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Skynyrd · · Score: 1

      "Um, unless someone is threatening your life, it's hard to get away with using a gun on them..."

      You can point one without pulling the trigger. Some people stop moving when that happens.

    6. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Skynyrd · · Score: 1

      The real reason for laptop theft is that there's not much else portable to steal any more. Used TVs? Forget it. Used computers? Can't give them away. Jewelry? Crooks can't tell a diamond from a cubic zircon. Watches? A joke. Cash? Nobody carries that much since ATMs came in. Credit cards? Hard to fence. Cars? Anti-theft systems now smarter than low-end crooks. Stealing from stores? All have cameras now. Banks? Forget it.

      True, but my question was why SF and not the surrounding areas. I'm not suggesting that it's because of gun laws, but it's an odd coincidence.

    7. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by dodobh · · Score: 1

      More laptop thefts in an unarmed city?

      More robberies in an unarmed city surrounded by armed neighbours. Think about it.

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    8. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Jetekus · · Score: 1

      In England, we don't have guns and have a far lower crime rate than you. Sorry to spoil your little theory...

    9. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Animats · · Score: 1

      Because SF is a walking city, with 13,000 homeless people and more low-end crooks. In SJ, you need a car. Trying to rob someone in a mall and running away on foot just isn't going to work.

    10. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Do you? I'm skeptical. In fact, you're probably flat-out wrong. Unless you are restricting 'crime' to one type of crime (say, manslaughter due to misuse of a firearm) which forces the statistics in the direction you choose. To really have any kind of point, you'd need both the number of criminal incidents and the distribution of cases in both countries, which I'm going to go out on a limb and say you haven't even tried to look up.

      Oh, sure, your elected officials will tell you that kind of thing, but so will ours. It means nothing without numbers and a cited source.

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    11. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Xochil · · Score: 1

      Your post is nothing more than mildly humorous.

      Two points:

      1) The recently passed ballot measure banning handguns only to residents of SF (but not a person visiting from any SF suburb) is on hold. It is doubtful it will ever actually become enacted (a fact our mayor admitted to before the election was even held).

      2) Even before the ill-conceived ballot measure, it was illegal to carry a loaded firearm, much less a concealed weapon in SF w/o having a permit. Such permits are difficult to get in Calif. and especially here in SF.

    12. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by dodobh · · Score: 1

      I live in a country with strict gun control laws. I have never had the problem of being threatened by violence. Note that this fails if any single section of society gets weapons.

      Your logic is the same as mutually assured destruction on a smaller scale.

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    13. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind the victim got stabbed instead of getting shot.

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    14. Re:SF only, not Bay Area by Skynyrd · · Score: 1

      In England, we don't have guns and have a far lower crime rate than you. Sorry to spoil your little theory...

      I think you missed some local politics here... San Francisco voted to ban guns, yet San Jose (which is just a few miles away) made no such restriction. San Fran has a laptop problem, yet San Jose doesn't.

      There are two very similar cities, with different crime problems and differnt gun laws. This doesn't really translate to England because of the similar cities so close to each other.

      However, someboddy brough up th epoint that SF is a walking city, and SJ isn't. I feel that is a much larger contributer to the problem than guns.

  21. Or... by SoulMaster · · Score: 1

    Instead of blaming WIFI hotspots, why not do a correlation between # of laptops stolen vs. # of laptops owned. If the ratio stayed the same over the same period of time, then maybe I could see blaming hotspots.

  22. PC Phone Home by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seems to me there's a couple things one could do as a precaution:

      - Load an application that would have the laptop occasionally contact a server to see if it's been reported stolen, and if it has been, start reporting IP and MAC addresses it hears on WiFi in its vicinity, connections it has made for landline internet, perhaps taps on email going through it, and so on - and turn on the WiFi transmitter to broadcast the occasional "Here I Am" packet for direction finding.

      - Record the WiFi MAC address of the PC and sniff for it once it's stolen.

      - Record whatever info the PC will use to identify itself to Microsoft if/when somebody tries to register/authorize a fresh load of one of their products. (Here's where Microsoft could do the law abiding a service by reporting IP address and date/time to law enforcement when a stolen machine is reauthorized.)

    Sort of a software LoJack.

    If the theives don't eload the software the PC will "phone home" once the ultimate recipient starts running it, and it will be trackable. If they DO reload it the may call the cops down on themselves directly - and even if they do workarounds they still need to leave enough identity info on the machine for it to be usable - and forgeries in a global namespace also leave tracks.

    Wardrivers could do a service by reporting approximate locations of reported-as-stolen MAC addresses, as a starting point for a direction-finding bunny hunt. A public-service distributed application (in the same vein as SETI-at-home) could do the same - or could blanket userland with beacons of known location for a WiFi-only replacement for GPS that would let the phone-home software identify its own location (if it can't do that adequately via currently known WiFi beacons such as hotspots.)

    Recover a few (and identify and question the people who got them, with the threat of a "receiving stolen property" bust if they don't cooperate) and police can work back up the reselling chain to the thieves.

    And yes I'm QUITE aware of how such systems could be abused.

    Note that some of these can be done privately and in a moderately secure fashion. (For instance: open source phone-home app with strong encryption, using an owner-generated key to enable its reporting functions.)

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    1. Re:PC Phone Home by Technician · · Score: 1

      Seldom does the MAC address get past the router. Dynamic IP's take care of the rest. Your best bet is the Windows GUID.

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    2. Re:PC Phone Home by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      - Load an application that would have the laptop occasionally contact a server to see if it's been reported stolen, and if it has been, start reporting IP and MAC addresses it hears on WiFi

      Can you provide details on how this information would help you locate the stolen laptop? Especially if the laptop is used behind a wireless router that uses a RFC1918 address range for the local systems? You'd get a table of strange MAC addresses (which are useless) and "192.168.1.20, 192.168.1.22, etc." How would you use this information to locate your stolen laptop?

      Record the WiFi MAC address of the PC and sniff for it once it's stolen.

      So you are going to wander around the city "wardriving" in an attempt to find your laptop? If you are not within 100 feet of your stolen laptop, you'll never find it by its MAC address. This is truly like a needle in a haystack. Do you expect the people who stole the laptop to sit down and start using the laptop at the same place they stole it from you?

    3. Re:PC Phone Home by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Can you provide details on how this information would help you locate the stolen laptop? Especially if the laptop is used behind a wireless router that uses a RFC1918 address range for the local systems? You'd get a table of strange MAC addresses (which are useless) and "192.168.1.20, 192.168.1.22, etc." How would you use this information to locate your stolen laptop?

      When the PC "phones home" from behind a NATted box, the server gets a return IP address which identifies the subscriber or hotspot. This gets you to a very narrow location:
        - to the actual person holding the laptop if he's using it in a home on his own ISP subscription\
        - to his neighbor if he's mooching
        - to the ISP - probably down to the hotspot - if he's at a cybercafe or public wifilan
        - to the company if he's using it at work - and legit companies will usually be happy to help find stolen laptops that appear on their net.

      Reporting addresses, network names, and services (such as hotspots) it finds within its "earshot" in promiscuous mode can identify its rough location when one or more of them are in a public or private database - such as those the wardrivers and more officially-sanctioned projects collect. This gets you to the correct neighborhood.

      Once you're within a few blocks you can sniff the MAC address your self. Then you can wardrive and/or direction-find to get to the block, the house, the room, the park bench, ...

      Only got it down to a city? With a 24 db dish you can "radar" for a laptop with internal antenna from several miles away. (And a converted BUD can cover a lot more distance.)

      Phone-home IP to get the rough location, wardriving and direction-finding to zero in.

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    4. Re:PC Phone Home by forgoodmeasure · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sort of a software LoJack.

      Much like LoJack for Laptops [TM] even.

      http://www.lojackforlaptops.com/

    5. Re:PC Phone Home by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Seldom does the MAC address get past the router.

      The idea is to include the Mac address (and Mac addresses of other laptops on the same WLAN) into the payload of the packet of your phone-home application.

    6. Re:PC Phone Home by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that cops are going to pause from their unimportant cases of murder, rape, etc just to devote resources to get your laptop back? Hell, if people break into your house to dust for prints, they're not going to bring down the CSI people, they make a report and leave.

      Helping a geek track down his toy is pretty low on their list of priorities.

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    7. Re:PC Phone Home by curunir · · Score: 1

      How about a "Theft Protection" program from laptop makers. Offer a service that, for an extra $200 or so, comes with a different version of the BIOS which reads the physical location of the laptop from an embedded GPS chip and looks for a Wi-Fi/ethernet connection or connected phone line to phone home to the computer manufacturers. It could even wirelessly broadcast it's location in a manner that would be picked up by other laptops nearby and relayed by those laptops if they have internet connectivity. The BIOS would then lock the drive from being written or erased if it finds that the laptop has been reported stolen.

      Then all you'd have to do is report your laptop as stolen to the manufacturer and the next time it was powered up with some sort of possible internet connection, the manufacturer would contact the local authorities with the actual physical location of the laptop. Police officers like really easy busts...and it doesn't get any easier than, "Go to [address] and arrest the person using a [brand-name] laptop with seral number: [serial-number]."

      There are significant privacy concerns, but as long as those are addressed in an upfront manner...something to the effect that until such time as the laptop is reported stolen, all data about the laptop is immediately destroyed (i.e. ignored). If that was specified upfront, I would definitely opt for such as service. And I can't imagine a business that wouldn't choose such a service. What people forget about laptop theft is that the damages to the victim are usually significantly greater than the replacement cost of the laptop. If I were to lose my laptop, it would take at least 2 days of work for me to duplicate my setup on new one, and that doesn't even count re-writing any code I hadn't checked into source control or documents that I haven't had a chance to burn to DVD yet. For a business, the potential value of the data on the computer is much higher.

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    8. Re:PC Phone Home by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      We're not just talking thieves now - we're talking armed robbers - willing to stab the victim in the chest at the slightest sign of resistance.

      Also: If you let the cops know that you have the laptop located, can track it, and you'd like to arrange to assist them in recovering it and busting the bad guys in lieu of attempting to recover it yourself, the cops get a choice: An easy grand-theft bust with all the ducks aligned for conviction - or a possible later call out for felonious assault, battery, murder, etc. followed by bad press.

      Most cops really want to help the good guys and bust the bad guys. Most of the rest aren't too happy about the possibility of having to sort out a bloody mess when a good guy tries to take on a bad guy himself after the cops let him down. (Of course a few are on the take from the bad guys so your mileage may vary.)

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    9. Re:PC Phone Home by forgoodmeasure · · Score: 1
      How about a "Theft Protection" program from laptop makers. Offer a service that, for an extra $200 or so, comes with a different version of the BIOS which reads the physical location of the laptop from an embedded GPS chip and looks for a Wi-Fi/ethernet connection or connected phone line to phone home to the computer manufacturers.

      Much like http://www.phoenix.com/en/about+phoenix/investors/ news+releases/2003/may+27,+2003-a.htm Theftguard.

      Admittedly, their BIOS system only operates through the internet, though it will defeat attempts to format the harddrive.

      Here's a previously posted link to current theft deterrent techniques. http://tuxmobil.org/stolen_laptops.html . Recommended.

  23. Re:What about iPod Thefts? by shawb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With iPods, I believe the "hide in the pocket" potentiral works more for the thief than the potential victims. People listening to their iPod usually have the signature white headphones (although some companies are coming out with copycat white earbuds because people want the look without necesarilly having an iPod) so thieves know pretty much who has one. The thief, once he has the iPod, can hid it in HIS pocket untill he knows he made a clean getaway. If this was a bulky laptop or something, it would be easier to yell "stop the thief with the laptio."

    Although I suppose not being in a pocket does allow for some crimes of opportunity... setting the laptop down unguarded for just a minute while the owner goes to the bathroom, gets another cup of coffee, goes outside for a cigarette or... whatever... an iPod would go with the owner.

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  24. Oh Noes! by glwtta · · Score: 1

    Are they shitting me? 48 laptop robberies last year? They had 96 homicides in the same period - I doubt this %266.67 increase in laptop robberies (a rate of increase that hasn't continued, mind you) is at the top of their priority list.

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    1. Re:Oh Noes! by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Robbery, as a violent crime that accounts for a lot of those murders, is pretty high up there. Note that the referenced number is not people nicking your notebook at the library while you're off finding your biology textbook. It's more the iron-pipe-to-the-head type of theft.

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    2. Re:Oh Noes! by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Note that the referenced number is not people nicking your notebook at the library while you're off finding your biology textbook.

      Yeah, I got that much. I couldn't find the 2005 statistics quickly, but for 2003 they have 69 murders and 3,065 robberies total - the laptop thing is still not exactly a staggering number.

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  25. Theft Deterrent by toby34a · · Score: 1

    Sounds like everyone needs that new MacBook alarm that enables itself through the FrontRow... http://youtube.com/watch?v=KkAtRfA1UXc if you haven't seen it yet...

  26. Statistical Abuse by .darkaiyen. · · Score: 1

    Does a rise in the number of laptop thefts really mean that the culture is changing? Maybe just more people are bringing their laptops into situations (public places) where they may be stolen? Nah. BE SCARED OF CRIME!!!!

    1. Re:Statistical Abuse by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Not total thefts. Just robberies. People being more willing to beat each other to possible death for a low-powered computer sounds like a relevant statistic to me.

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  27. these are just the reported ones by tedpearson · · Score: 1

    Remember, this is just the number of reported laptop thefts in SF. The actual number is probably higher. People are less likely to report the theft of a laptop than, say, if their car got stolen. Especially if it's not a brand new laptop, though those are probably less likely to get stolen.

  28. Use your brain by Y-Crate · · Score: 4, Informative

    I work at a large book retailer that has a well-established network of coffee bars outfitted with wireless hotspots.

    This company loves for customers to hang out for hours (and truth be told, many hang out all day and night several days a week) because they invariably buy more stuff the longer they stick around. The longer they stay, the more relaxed they become. When it comes time to get a new book, many will simply get up and walk away from their unattended laptop for anywhere between 1 and 20 minutes (don't get me started on table camping). Many days I've stood there during slow periods in amazement at the amount of very expensive hardware just left in the open with no one to watch it.

    It's inevitable that thieves will begin to exploit this as I've seen the same level of carelessness at similar retailers and sister stores in several states. There really isn't much I can do about it other than make friendly reminders when talking to customers - which risks offending the all-too-common customer with the over-inflated sense of self importance who finds any suggestion that they alter their behavior in any way (even if it will benefit them) as a severe insult.

    I try to keep an eye on things, even though it's not my responsibility, and I'm usually too busy to notice what's going on in the seating area unless there is a major disturbance (in other words: never).

    "Casual" laptop theft is going to increasingly be a problem, but not one that I fear to any great extent as in most cases it can be defeated with the help of common sense which itself is a rare commodity these days.

    1. Re:Use your brain by quacking+duck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hate to say it, but as good as you personally are with looking out for your customers, it's only a matter of time before one self-important jackass gets his laptop stolen, and sues you (the company, not you personally) for not babysitting his laptop when he goes off for a jaunt. Common sense is as rare these days as personal responsibility.

      Then again, it's just better protection for those of us who DO practise common sense. Security by minority/obscurity does somewhat work in this case.

    2. Re:Use your brain by rsborg · · Score: 1
      I try to keep an eye on things, even though it's not my responsibility, and I'm usually too busy to notice what's going on in the seating area unless there is a major disturbance (in other words: never).

      You know, a simple deterrent would be a large, visible NON-functioning (or randomly functioning) camera that would ward off the stray thief. How this impacts business with regulars is up to you, but advertising it as a service to deter theft would be a good way to keep them on-board.

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    3. Re:Use your brain by naoursla · · Score: 1

      or randomly functioning

      You mean like sometimes it records video and other times it might shoot water at the customer or sing "Hello My Darling".

    4. Re:Use your brain by labratuk · · Score: 1

      Install a bunch of those kensington keylock cables. Maybe keep the spare keys behind the counter. The owner keeps the key in their pocket - only the owner can unlock & walk away with the laptop.

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  29. Re:What about iPod Thefts? by Cutterex · · Score: 1

    I agree. Not only are there more people with laptops, particularly with the addition of wifi, a lot more people who wander off when using the internet in libraries, coffee shops, and campuses. I bet there's been a substantial increase in cell phone theft since 1990 as well, that doesn't mean it's headline-worthy.

  30. In other news... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    ... A shocking discovery concluded that:

    the presence of cars increases car theft
    the presence of tv sets increases tv set theft
    the presence of jewelry increases jewelry
    the presence of [valuable object] increases [valuable object] theft

    1. Re:In other news... by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

      the presence of jewelry increases jewelry

      Sign me up! Next time I want to give a girl something shiny I'll just find another girl with something shiny and let the shiny-breeding do its thing. Tons cheaper than buying jewelry!

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  31. I live in Philadelphia by vlad_petric · · Score: 2, Informative

    West Philadelphia to be more precise. I've seen cars broken for much less valuable stuff ... (like a pack of softdrinks, if you can believe it). Living your purse in a car in a conspicuous place is simply dumb around here.

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    1. Re:I live in Philadelphia by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      Someone broke into my friend's car once, and snagged 2 $9 wallmart tennis rackets and a pack of 3 tennis balls. They left to $350 watch and stereo equipment that was just sitting lose in the back seat too.

    2. Re:I live in Philadelphia by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Someone broke all my windows and took my jumper cables. Another time, someone broke in, attempted to steal the car and failed, and took off with my spare casette adapter.

  32. Re:What about iPod Thefts? by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

    These days white earbuds aren't a guarantee of a profitable steal. Unless the thief has seen a particular person pull out an iPod, there's just as much chance the thief will wind up with an iPod Shuffle instead of say a video iPod.

  33. Uhh anyone missing something? by ninji · · Score: 1

    So, this is because of wifi? how so? I would of thought that the mass increase in laptop sales would cause the stolen laptop rate to rise too, but hey, thats just logic and when is logic correct....

  34. Just don't buy it. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    One of the first things they'll typically do is fire up the browser. Then their IP is captured in my server's web log. ... those kinds of people often just aren't that smart.

    That's way too much credit. According to the article, the kind of person who's going to stab you in the chest for your laptop is going to sell it on the street for two hundred bucks. The article did not say so but they are junkies. They are not going to take the time to turn it on, much less check that it works. There are other dirtbags out there, the kind who steal textbooks and sell plasma. They won't stab you but will steal your laptop just the same.

    The only thing that will work in the long term is to not buy laptops off the street. If you see someone selling, watch out! Stay out of reach or you will be the next victim. Smile as you move away and say something like, "Wow, that's nice but I don't have enough cash right now." Do what you can to get where lots of people are fast. When you are clear, call the police. Long after people start watching these dirt bags and their dealers will still be passing stories around about making hundreds of bucks off such an easy theft. It will take a long time and many loser examples before it stops. In the mean time ... watch out.

    I'm glad my laptop is a piece of shit. It's too bad a junkie won't know any better.

    I'm going to stay away from places close to where the bums are for a while.

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    1. Re:Just don't buy it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's way too much credit. According to the article, the kind of person who's going to stab you in the chest for your laptop is going to sell it on the street for two hundred bucks. The article did not say so but they are junkies. They are not going to take the time to turn it on, much less check that it works. There are other dirtbags out there, the kind who steal textbooks and sell plasma. They won't stab you but will steal your laptop just the same.

      I'm pretty sure that whoever buys it is going to turn it on at some point, unless they just bought it as an object d'art... Which seems pretty unlikely, even if it's a Sony. Fortunately, most of the people too dim to realize that they shouldn't buy a stolen laptop as it promotes theft which makes it more likely that it will be stolen from them in turn are also too stupid to know that they should wipe it before hooking it up.

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    2. Re:Just don't buy it. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Which seems pretty unlikely, even if it's a Sony.

      ... and who would wilfully buy a laptop that spies upon them?

  35. In other news... by NumberGod · · Score: 1

    Thefts of Model T Cars are at an all time low.

  36. You don't get it yet. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Please note that all typos made in the above post were due to my typing on a $100 computer. The keyboard is atrocious.

    The $100 computer could just as easily have Konqueror, which highlights your spelling mistakes. That's the beauty of free software, programs that cost nothing works better than the OS that costs more than your hardware. I should know, my spelling is terrible.

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    1. Re:You don't get it yet. by willyhill · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this has anything to do with the topic or the parent post.

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  37. Stolen Laptop Registry by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    We've been talking about this for some time at (another shameless plug) WiFiMaps.com. I invite readers to visit over the summer, we're doing some updates, and this is on the list.

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  38. Need to Know. by twitter · · Score: 2, Informative
    This isn't new. Whenever you reveal in public something of particular worth, there's a possibility that some moron is going to attack you

    That's why you need to know that some moron thinks your laptop is valuable. This has not always been the case. Paw shops have traditionally shied away from computers because they are tricky to fix and their value falls too quickly. Ebay has changed that. The reality of the situation is not as important as what the dirtbags think. It's a trend and it will spread as the bums migrate north and east for summer.

    You also should know to NEVER buy a laptop on the street. No matter how good the deal looks. You are looking at a thief and you might be their next victim. Get away cleanly, without resistance, and report the suspicious activity to the police.

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  39. I read that as: by jiteo · · Score: 1

    "Wife and Laptops Adds Up To Theft." Yes. Yes they do.

  40. Robbery, not theft by coyote-san · · Score: 1

    It's robbery, not theft, so by definition there's the use or threat of force involved.

    I read an interesting statistic a while back. In the US, most home crime is theft. Crooks try hard to avoid contact with people since they never know who's armed. In the UK, most home crime is robbery.

    I don't know if it's true, but it does drive home the fact that criminals adopt to their environment.

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    1. Re:Robbery, not theft by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      I think almost all statistics relating to guns and crime are distorted by people with an agenda to promote, so you should believe very few of them.

      I don't know if it's true, but it does drive home the fact that criminals adopt to their environment.

      I see how a statistic even you don't trust drives home anything.

  41. Re:"Robbery" is not "Theft" by Bulletz26 · · Score: 1

    Right. Which is why the increased number of WiFi hotspots could be attributed to the rise of laptop robberies as they claim. Because, if there are more hotspots that means there is generally going to be more people using their laptops in open, public, and unprotected areas, which means a greater chance of having them forcefully stolen from them.

  42. 40? by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 2, Interesting

    40 people died in the time it took me to log in and post this. More were born, probably. Think about it. Not big in the scheme of things.

  43. WiFi hotspots......Watering holes in the desert. by Rank_Tyro · · Score: 1

    Whether it is a theif staking out a location where victims are likely to have swag to steal, or a lion waiting for a weak antelope to visit a watering hole with the rest of the herd, there is a relationship between areas where prey collect in larg numbers and areas where bad stuff happens to prey. Sure, as more people are able to afford laptops, there will be a corresponding rise in laptop thefts. However, there will be certain spots that will attract predators. If anyone was really interested in tracking thefts and armed robberies of illicit drugs, all you would have to do is go down to an area where illicit drugs were sold. The volume of crimes of that nature would be higher in that area than they would be in areas like say, a church in an affluetn area. Cause and effect. Statistics can be made to prove ANY point, but sometimes thing s are just.......frickin' OBVIOUS.

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  44. Re:Easy Cooking... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

    The trunk's going to be cooler than the greenhouse of the inside of your car.

  45. Moral: use a beater laptop for the road. by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    I have two lappies. Neither are newer than 2000. One's a clamshell iBook, running Mac OS X "Panther." One's a ThinkPad 600x, running Debian Sarge Linux with a smidge of Sid for spice.

    If you want a really nice computer, keep it on your desktop. Don't take anything with you you can't replace.

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    1. Re:Moral: use a beater laptop for the road. by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      That's fine for you, but some people can afford only one computer, and have to go on the road. Or just don't have the technical skills to SSH or network into their desktop from business hotels.

    2. Re:Moral: use a beater laptop for the road. by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      OK: I got the iBook for free from my Aunt Karen who was the original owner. She was "downgrading" to a VAIO. I told her to get a ThinkPad, but did she listen to me? Nope. She'd better coddle that VAIO because they tend to be flimsy, something which only the new Lenovo-designed ThinkPads seem to be.

      And the 600x? A refurb. This is the point I'm making here: these were CHEAP. Both of these models can be found cheap as refurbs. If someone walks off with either the iBook or the 600x I'd be bummed but I could theoretically replace it without sweating it too hard.

      Get a cheap-ass refurb for your road computer, and leave the extra-spiffy lappie or desktop at home. At least for a few years, anyway.

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  46. Tips for Theft and Loss Protection by wehe · · Score: 1

    Here are some tips for theft and loss protection for laptops and notebooks. This article is dedicated to Linux users, but some of the tips are applicable to other operating systems as well. Some of the techniques work for other portable electronic equipment (PDAs, mobile phones, et. al.), too. But note: some devices which are offered to provide physical security can be by-passed easily. For example there are different approaches for hacking laptop and notebook cable locks.

  47. Alarm by William+Robinson · · Score: 1
    Time to dismantle my car alarm and fit it to laptop.

    :D

  48. Not Likely For Low Value Crimes by dakirw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So why not concentrate a few plain-clothes cops in the same areas and tip the balance the other way?

    Police budgets being what they are, the cops aren't likely to be hanging out at coffee joints - there's always people screaming about how the cops have the wrong priorities. The police won't be spending much time on these "yuppie" property-type crimes unless someone dies, and then only due to the publicity.
    1. Re:Not Likely For Low Value Crimes by Nethead · · Score: 2, Funny
      ..the cops aren't likely to be hanging out at coffee joints..

      So, where does your city find its cops hanging out? Around here (granted, it's the Seattle area) it's hard to find a coffee shop without a uniformed cop in it. And we have a fair shitload of coffee houses. Of course with our cops it's not a doughnut and a Farmer Brothers.. it's more like a grande Ethiopia Sidamo (soy, please) with a lemon bundt.

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    2. Re:Not Likely For Low Value Crimes by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1

      Actually, police budgets are way high. Perhaps the sticking point is lack of recruits. They had to lower standards you know.

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    3. Re:Not Likely For Low Value Crimes by BorkBorkBork6000 · · Score: 1

      Trust me, cops are plenty likely to be hanging around coffee joints.

      Up here in Canada, our 24-hour Tim Hortons are some of the safest places to be in the middle of the night because of the dedicated police monitoring. All it costs Timmy is pennies for the free coffee and donuts that they get.

  49. Re:I wouldn't steal a laptop by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, I've never heard of a laptop being recovered [via phone-home programs].

    I recall a story about such a recovery being posted right here on slashdot, some time back. (It was an unintentional phone-home, due to some package (think autobackup but I'm pretty sure it was something else) trying to hit a server, that happened to stay alive after the laptop was stolen. But it serves as proof-of-concept.)

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  50. Re:The Real Danger by Jetson · · Score: 1
    The real danger is that a lot of laptops are actually owned by corporations that lend them out to travelling employees. The loss of a laptop in this scenario could also mean potential compromise of sensitive company data (SSNs, Bank Account and Routing numbers, etc.)

    Didn't you hear? That information isn't considered "sensitive" any more.

  51. Alarming trend? by Garridan · · Score: 1

    Waitaminute. An increase to 48 laptop thefts is considered alarming by the SF police? That's just over half as many murders were committed in the city that year. Priorities?

    1. Re:Alarming trend? by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Robbery is not theft. Robbery is a subset of theft. Specifically, robbery is the subset of theft that separates fragments of bone from your skull, and sends your blood to the city sewage system without your body following it. Yes. Were I responsible for the safety of the populace in the area, I would be alarmed.

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    2. Re:Alarming trend? by Garridan · · Score: 1

      While that poetic description is quite dramatic, a thief becomes a robber upon merely making a threat.

  52. Q-Ship Laptops ... by rewinn · · Score: 1

    ... like the Q-Ships of WW1, the cops could deploy a few laptops that, when attacked by a thief, would deploy Taser darts....

    ... to be followed by lawsuits, of course.

    1. Re:Q-Ship Laptops ... by j-beda · · Score: 1

      That sounds like Vancouver's Bait Car program. I gather it has been pretty successful, and produced a number of funny advertisements.

  53. No one would steal my laptop by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

    It's covered with Defcon stickers.

  54. Four Ways To Think About Stolen Laptops On /. by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    The I'm-as-strapped-as-50-Cent-though-somewhat-whiter post:

    If I type one-handed in public, it's only because the other is on a .45 in my pocket. At all times. I'd love to ruin a perfectly good pair of Dockers, too.
    The I-hope-my-cool-invention-doesn't-wake-my-parents post:

    You know what would be cool? You could wire a transthermal responder to your foreskin, MacGyver it all up via Bluetooth, and that way if someone steals your laptop, it'll be almost like getting laid!
    The the-widening-gap-between-rich-and-poor-is-to-blame post:

    Please don't take my Powerbook. Please don't take my Powerbook.
    The promising-anecdote-falls-flat post:

    So, I'm in the Valley the other day, and I see this guy bolt out of a cafe with a laptop when another guy staggers to the door with blood trailing down his temple. It was at a Starbuck's, you know the one that's between the Karma Center and the Nails Plus on Palm near the pool? And I think the laptop was a Dell. I'm pretty sure it was a Dell. It could have been an Acer, though.
  55. Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

    Apply common sense. Does anyone actually believe that only 18 laptops were stolen in SF in 2004? Me neither. How about 48 last year? Didn't think so.

    So, if I'm right, you have massively underreported data, from which the best conclusion that can be extracted is that the reporting is becoming somewhat less hideous.

    If I'm wrong, you have a "crime wave" of one laptop a week being stolen in a city of 3/4 million people. Why can't the police deal with such an insurrection? "It's hard to do a stakeout,'' Capt. Ehrlich said, "because it's not happening with any regularity in time or place.''

    Duh.

    KeS

  56. Re:A MORON????? by accelleron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's nice to see someone taking the other side of the situation into account, but in my area, the starving muggers trying to feed starving babies are more like addicts looking to score cash for their next fix, or idiot kids looking to get their next $300 Sean John sweatsuit to wear to school. Unfortunately, the law does not make this distinction.

    Your argument is in my opinion invalid, as there are much better ways to get food for your starving baby, or your next overpriced clothing article. We are not living in an impoverished country, and jobs (not necessarily six-figure, but jobs nonetheless), government aid, and private help systems (think food drives and charity locations) are readily available.

    As for having to live for a month off of soup, please spare me. If these people were willing to work and use the resources made available to me, they could eke out a decent lifestyle legally for themselves and their families. The ones that resort to crime are in desperate circumstances (which is still not an excuse) or just too lazy to do something constructive.

    And a victimless crime? Hardly. How many people have theft insurance on their laptop? How many want to spend the extra cash on it? Not I, and not many people I know of.

    Perhaps if muggings only happened to the upper class, I would not be so concerned. Someone that makes $5,000 in a week is not going to be troubled too much to spend $3,000 on a new set of toys. Someone who had to work all summer for that one laptop or iPod (and, in my experience, students with a passion for tech like myself are much likelier targets because we have no choice but to go through dark, poorly-policed areas to get to and from school/work.)

    Granted, my perspective is biased from having been the victim of several muggings and assaults myself, but here in NYC, the most common type of mugger is in high school, listens to 50 cent, and has absolutely no legitimate means or need to dress himself in $300 sneakers to show that he is "pimp" to his classmates, which he sees about once a month in class and about thrice a day smoking weed, an activity also largely funded by this type of action.

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  57. Re:What about iPod Thefts? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

    I agree. Not only are there more people with laptops, particularly with the addition of wifi, a lot more people who wander off when using the internet in libraries, coffee shops, and campuses. I bet there's been a substantial increase in cell phone theft since 1990 as well, that doesn't mean it's headline-worthy.

    Wow, you must have never heard of the cell phone theft ring of 1897. That, my friend, was newsworthy.

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  58. Police don't like coffee? by cryptor3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Police budgets being what they are, the cops aren't likely to be hanging out at coffee joints

    I don't know what universe you live in, where cops don't hang around at coffee joints...

    Next thing you know, you'll be telling me that Homer Simpson doesn't like doughnuts.

    mmmm. doughnuts.

  59. Re:A MORON????? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. I know a couple of people who've been mugged; they've both been injured in the process. Nothing too serious - a broken wrist, a sprained arm, a broken finger (which is never going to be straight and will always be scarred, by the way).

    It's a NON-VIOLENT crime (unlike the invasion of Iraq).

    What does that have to do with anything? My friends didn't order the invasion or take part in it.

    THERE ARE NO VICTIMS.

    Tell that to my friend who's still afraid to be out of her house after dark.

  60. my laptop by drDugan · · Score: 1

    calls home if it's online -

    if it is stolen, someone turns it on, plugs it in or picks a wifi network

    and it starts reporting it's IP address and a traceroute to it's location (plus some other stuff) and uses scp to copy the log to a remote server
    I'd be able to give the police an exact location as long as they didn't wipe out the OS or discover and disable the logging.

    I had my laptop stolen out of my car in SF about 1.5y ago.

    Not that any of this would do much good if I got stabbed though :(

    stories like that make me think more people should carry guns in public

  61. 48 laptops out of... by pigreco314 · · Score: 1

    The increase YtY may well be triple figures, but how many laptop are circulating in SF?

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  62. Small-time crooks by xoyoyo · · Score: 1

    70 laptops, why that's nearly $100,000-worth. Who'd have thought crime in San Francisco was such big business? Knuckles and I will be hotfooting it from Chicago as soon as we've got some decent gats.

  63. Re:A MORON????? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    We are not living in an impoverished country, and jobs (not necessarily six-figure, but jobs nonetheless), government aid, and private help systems (think food drives and charity locations) are readily available.

    The unfortunate thing is that a 40 hr/wk job paying $300-$400, or waiting in line all day long or days or weeks for government aid, does not seem like something a smart person would do vs spending 5 to 30 minutes a week scoping out an easy target and make between $200 and $500 by performing a simple theft where the odds of any negative consequences are about 0. An overachiever could work 30 minutes to 2 hours a week and could come out with $2k/wk in high demand stolen goods.

  64. Re:What about iPod Thefts? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    As laptops get cheaper, there are more people with them...ergo greater likelyhood for theft.

    As laptops get cheaper, there are more people with them, thus there is little demand for a laptop when a) they are cheap and b) everybody has one pretty much goes down.

    One thing that gets me about the stolen goods market, is that the stuff that is paid for outright, has a stolen goods market value of anywhere between 1/10th to 1/4 the price that honest people pay for the stuff. I would estimate that my $2500 laptop would have a crackhead value of at most $100 to $250.

    On a similar note, I have read that the hurricane in New Orleans has pretty much eliminated common crime and theft. Everybody had to move away, and now there are no social welfare programs so people have to work for a living if you want to live there. Never heard of such a thing before.

  65. IPods too... by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

    Just look at the amount of IPods that are getting stolen now compared with 10 years ago. Oh, wait a minute...

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  66. Re:A MORON????? by JollyFinn · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The unfortunate thing is that a 40 hr/wk job paying $300-$400, or waiting in line all day long or days or weeks for government aid, does not seem like something a smart person would do vs spending 5 to 30 minutes a week scoping out an easy target and make between $200 and $500 by performing a simple theft where the odds of any negative consequences are about 0. An overachiever could work 30 minutes to 2 hours a week and could come out with $2k/wk in high demand stolen goods.

    Okay here's an example of easy target. 4 feet 11 inch young girl, looks kind of hippy, but still reasonably wealthy. The mugger would be surprised with his blunt metal object, when the girl draws japanese short sword from her bag. If she for some reason doesn't happen to have that with her, she could simply break his leg with single strong kick.

    There are many people who look easy targets but most certainly are VERY deadly. An granny that has revolver in her bag who is really paranoid of muggers can be pretty dangerous target. Then the guy with black suit can be either business man, or FBI.

    Of course the skinny guy could be just a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do. Or some ex martial artist who has forgotten all the non-deadly ways of self defence. [Which happens when you practice the strikes and kicks all the time, while the other techniques less often, the result for that is forgetting the practical self defence is quick but forgetting the deadly strikes takes decades.]

    Then there is point of hitting a guy when his brothers with guns are in visible range but at the moment they just leave him alone for doing his computer stuff on the laptop that they know is important for his career, but they could care less about computers. But suddenly if someone tried to mug their brother...

    Odds of negative consequences close to zero. Hell no. I'd say do it often enough and you get the negative consequence that is enough to overcome all the benefits from all the other times. Then there is higher chance of someone taking picture of the event and giving it to police and they find the mugger. Or someone takes picture and vigilantes search you up and sink you to the bottom of the sea.

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  67. We should all believe statistics done by police by Yrrebnarg · · Score: 1

    Police, who discriminate against smart people, should be implicitly expected to have done a proper study on exactly what the causation of laptop theft actually is. They should be at least as credible as people looking for the effects of prayer on patients' recoveries. Google would never claim those folks were wrong. You can't forget our friend at http://www.venganza.org/ who points out that pirates cause global warming, either. It's awfully easy to get something wrong when you're trying to pinpoint a cause for some effect any my money is on there being more laptops, not wi-fi attracting thieves like moths to a larcenous flame. Of course, McDonald's is a more likely burglary target than a 7-11, so I may actually be wrong. Darn you, Nintendo. Next they'll be encouraging children not to go into piracy for a living, leading to a precipitous change in global temperature.

  68. I wouldn't buy their product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I went to the site and clicked on the BUY button. I got a message that I was using an unsupported browser and that I would have to use IE. Forget it guys. If you were real security experts, you wouldn't insist that people use the most insecure browser in the universe.

  69. Congregate at home ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Why can't people just congregate at home?

    My friends and schoolmates actually do that on a fairly regular basis. Our porches and patios are usually covered by 802.11 so it doesn't really matter if you arrive before the host either. Coffee is a hell of a lot cheaper too.

  70. Article is about Robbery, not Theft! by CrazyWingman · · Score: 1

    I know this article was posted last night, so no one will be reading my reply, but I just had to make the point...

    The article talks about the rise in laptop robbery, the unlawful taking of a laptop by use of force or violence, not laptop theft, the more general unlawful taking of a laptop.

    The rise in laptop robbery is a worry because it's not just loss of property, but also the endangerment of life.

    If the article were about theft, I would agree with everyone here that the rise in theft would probably be more aptly attributed to the rise in laptop ownership, than it would be to the rise in wifi hotspots. But, as the article is about robbery, and to commit robbery a robber needs someone to harm or threaten physically, and a person is much more likely to be near their laptop if they are using it, and they are more likely to be using it if there is a wifi connection, I'd say the article has probably found a meaningful correlation.

  71. I've been thinking about this for a while... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    I'm about to rebuild my main server firewall. I'm going to put a system like this on it, but there is a major flaw with this approach: it's unlikely that someone will BOTH a) turn on without formatting and b) connect to the net. I think I have a way to make sure this has a better than average chance. Here's what's going to happen when it boots:
    • boot
    • Boot as normal until network is up
    • Send a message to a internet service, which will log the IP
    • Continue boot as normal

    OK, so far it's the same as everyone else has been suggesting. However, my change is to NOT boot up if step 2 fails. Instead I'll display the following honeypot:

    In order to access the games, films, TV and music on this media server, you must first connect it to the internet. This server will power down now, please connect to the network and reboot. Press any key to continue

    And once that has been displayed, do as it says and shut down. The idea is to tempt the thiefs greed into wanting more.

    There are other things I'm going to add e.g. even if they do get the machine connected, it still won't boot. Not without my USB keychain containing the encryption keys to all the user data. In the case of this server I am going to get a USB extension cord and hide a USB keychain somewhere, possibly glued to something heavy. If I am broken into, they'll just unplug the box and not bother with the wires. Almost like a bee-sting, but backwards.

  72. Better Not by Doc+Ri · · Score: 1

    If they expect Mr Average to carry a gun, they'll probably shoot first.

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  73. Robbery vs Theft by jimand · · Score: 1

    The article summary talks about laptop theft but the article refers to robbery - they're not the same thing. Robbery has an element of violence to it which explains why the number of robberies lower than expected. Walking off with an unattended laptop is theft; using a knife to take a laptop that's being used by its owner is robbery.

  74. Maybe it's because.... by guitaristx · · Score: 1

    ... it's just this easy to break into a Kensington laptop lock.

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  75. Re:Kind of like CD and CD player thefts. by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Increases in technology thrawt crime or makes it less profitable in the long run. I had a theif break my car window and steal a cd case full of CDRs I had burned.

    Didn't cost me nothing except $200 to replace the window (bastard), but I bet the theif was in a suprise when he looked in the case and found nothing but CDRs.

    Secondly, those were MP3 cds... ;)

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  76. And where is this somewhere else I wonder? by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apparently, somewhere else is San Francisco

  77. Nobody Home -- Network Detected Equals Break In? by tgraupmann · · Score: 1

    As far as I can figure, so the thieves would troll around in their van is residental areas. Anytime they detect a wireless network and don't see anybody about, they break-in. That just sucks. I guess I'd want to hide my wireless network.

  78. Re:A MORON????? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    After one grand jury failed to indict Goetz, a white, middle-class victim of a previous armed robbery, for shooting and critically wounding several African-American teenagers whom Goetz said had threatened him with a sharpened screwdriver on a subway car, the New York prosecutor submitted the case to a second grand jury, which did indict Goetz. Goetz was acquitted of all charges except illegally carrying the handgun he had used to defend himself, and served jail time on those gun charges.

    Borrowed from here: http://www.pulpless.com/jneil/indefnra.html

    The bar has been raised. You now have to kill all involved, including witnesses, and either do it in a place without surveillance or you have to destroy the surveillance data, and then kill anyone who could attest to the destruction of the surveillance data.

    Granted, Goetz did not follow the laws for carrying a handgun, and I don't know what those are. I would guess that they vary from state to state, and are very complicated, and even if you legally shoot someone, a) its not an easy task. Some people never get used to killing other people, despite the practice. b) Its not a cut and dry thing, and the odds are much greater that you will have legal problems being the victim vs being the criminal.

  79. terrorist timing by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
    Well, you didn't get modded down. And you didn't get modded up.

    I'd say it is perfect timing.

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  80. Symptom of a larger issue by blate · · Score: 1

    Laptop theft is the least of SF's criminal problems. SF has the largest absolute population of homeless individuals in the whole country. Considering SF's relatively small footprint, this is astounding. With that many hungry, poor, desperate, and possibly substance-addicted people wandering around, crime in general will go up. It is true that laptops are a lucrative target and WiFi hotspots encourage a greater density of targets.

    However, all this article says to me is that if you create an environment where vagrancy and homelessness is subsidized (both by public and private money), immigration and other laws are not enforced, and people are not permitted to defend themselves (handguns are now illegal in SF, and forget about getting a CCW in any metro. area in CA), then crime will thrive.

    Laptop theft is but an unfortunate symptom of a much larger problem.

  81. Crime is definitely up. by phreakster · · Score: 1

    Drug related gang activity is way up this year. Daytime crime especially. Laptop theft is just one aspect of it. They seem to be targeting daily working people. The problem seems related to Meth drug activity and is organized with groups of two or three people men using a stolen car. If you monitor the crime stats - they target specific neightborhoods in one day in rapid fashion. A word of caution - it seems that they are quite well armed since there are two or three of them - the best bet is to just call the cops. Yesterday, one guy in Pinole spotted three guys breaking into his SUV in his driveway and confronted them. All three pulled handguns, pushed him back into his house, cut the phone lines, and stole his wallet and took his SUV (see Contra Costa Times). Don't know what the police are going to do about this besides target drug dealers and gang leaders. Some Federal agencies (DEA, FBI, ATF) have been called in for the larger groups. Seems like they bust one and someone else takes their places.

  82. Re:A MORON????? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    NOBODY gets hurt. Everything is insured. THERE ARE NO VICTIMS.
    Uh... yeah. Tell that to the guy in TFA, who got stabbed in the chest and sent to the hospital for six days before he knew what was going on.
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  83. Re:A MORON????? by Blink+Tag · · Score: 1
    How many people have theft insurance on their laptop? How many want to spend the extra cash on it? Not I, and not many people I know of.

    More people than you realize already have this type of coverage. Many types of homeowner's insurance cover property theft, whether or not it occurred at home. Renter's insurance is a good value at only $10 to $12 (USD) per month for $10K to $20K of coverage and may also cover this scenario; the cost is minimal, but the benefit is potentially significant. YMMV.

    Not enough people understand the benefits of renter's unsurance (a lack of financial education in the general population); those same people go on to not understand their homowner policy either.

  84. Re:A MORON????? by Blink+Tag · · Score: 1
    > THERE ARE NO VICTIMS.

    Except for

    • Being emotionally violated; scared of dark places; suspicious of everyone
    • The loss of intellectual property/work product
    • The difference between current value and replacement cost
    • Hours of work to set up a new computer
    • The time it takes to deal with police, investigators, the court system, and insurance adjustors
    • Potential work repercutions (loss of trust or security clearance)
    • Every member of the insurance policy group who now pays higher premiums
    • ...

    Sounds like there are many victims, and the original target is victimized several times over

    > You ever had to live off soup for months at a time? Then shut up.

    And, yes. (Rice and wheat, actually, but the same idea.) Still isn't an excuse for theft.

  85. Be ready for it: encrypt /home by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    No, I don't sit around worrying that my notebook machine will make me a higher-probability target. But I do acknowledge that the probability of my notebook being stolen or lost, is somewhere around two or three orders of magnitude higher than my desktop machines and servers being stolen or lost. I mean, it's very nature is portable, there are plausible situations where I could foolishly/accidently leave it somewhere -- unthinkable with my big heavy boxes that are tangled in a web of cables.

    Think about what all you have in /home. There are the projects you work on, but there also might be configuration files for your email client, which store authentication info. Maybe web browser files containing cookies or "password manager" info that authenticates you to websites.

    That's why my /home and swap are encrypted. No casual thief is going to crack Blowfish or AES -- I'm not worth the trouble. This is very easy to do on Linux using cryptsetup; there's just no reason not to be ready for unpleasant possibility. You're ready for what happens when you lose your laptop, right?

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  86. Re:PC Phone Home - PC World article, Apr 2006 by forgoodmeasure · · Score: 1
    Sort of a software LoJack.

    Lincoln Spector of PCWorld gives an overview of laptop security products in the April 2006 issue: http://www.pcworld.com/howto/article/0,aid,124780, 00.asp

    The 3 methods are 1) lock, 2) encrypt and 3) have the laptop call a central server to report it's whereabouts.

    Spector doesn't mention combination approaches: CyberAngel reportedly ( http://www.sentryinc.com/sohoapp.html ) encrypts and calls home automatically upon login failure.

    Full Disclosure: I don't own a laptop yet, though I am in the market for one.

  87. How to discourage theft/robbery by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Just make your laptop really distinctive.

    Your laptop is only worth the _fence_value_ to the thieves/robbers.

    You can reduce the fence value of your laptop by magnitudes if you had a hard to remove design/decoration airbrushed or painted onto your laptop.

    It most certainly doesn't have to be ugly - if you've seen those electric guitar decorations/artwork.

    And it doesn't necessarily have to reduce the legal resale value - it may actually increase the legal resale value depending on the quality of the artwork ;).

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  88. Free donuts at WiFi hotspots? by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

    No criminal would dare steal a laptop near a free donut stand.

  89. Re:A MORON????? by JollyFinn · · Score: 1
    It doesn't really matter how much problem the targetted victim can get for self defence. What does matter in this question that are potential victims who can kill you or wound you badly, if you try to rob them.

    Here's a quote from the link you provided.

    Every 13 seconds, an American gun owner uses her or his firearm in defense against a criminal. If you're only counting handguns, it's every 16 seconds. Compare this to the "once every two minutes" that the much-ballyhood Death Clock in New York City's Times Square clicked off an incident of "gun violence."

    What does it mean for considering a robbery a nearly zero risk, easy income. Which only a moron wouldn't take that road instead of going for wellfare.

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  90. love the new popup by NameCritic · · Score: 1

    I opened the page to read this story and there is a popup without a way to close it covering the story?

    Yeah, thats it, we'll create a popup they have to click on. That won't annoy them.

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  91. laptops and crime by pappajok · · Score: 1

    so the real trend is 18/#laptops in use 2004 vs. 48/#laptops in use 2006
    this could acutally result in a percentage reduction.