Slashdot Mirror


Implants for Sensing Magnetic Fields

Okian Warrior writes "Wired is running a story about people who have magnets implanted in their fingertips. As a result they can sense ambient magnetic fields, including whether AC wires are carrying current. From the article: 'The fingertip was chosen because of the high nerve density, and because the hands are constantly interacting with the environment, increasing the chances of sensing electromagnetism in the world.'"

238 comments

  1. The Penis is next by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

    This would be the next step for cyber sex, you could let the person you are chatting with manipulate the EM around your cock.

    --
    Please sign petition to restore sanity to our banking system!!!

    http://financialpetition.org/
    1. Re:The Penis is next by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just definitely stay away from MRI machines with that thing.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    2. Re:The Penis is next by Mindwarp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Could prove inconvenient to say the least if your partner happens to have a ferrous tongue piercing.

      --
      The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking.
    3. Re:The Penis is next by ddx+Christ · · Score: 1

      So says the person known as "P3NIS CLEAVER"
      *Shudders*

    4. Re:The Penis is next by David_Shultz · · Score: 2, Funny
      Could prove inconvenient to say the least if your partner happens to have a ferrous tongue piercing.
      don't you mean convenient?
  2. Yeah, but.... by FalconZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long before I can get my 802.11 sensing fingertip implants?

    --
    Windows in 6 Bytes (IA-32) : 90 90 90 90 CD 19
    1. Re:Yeah, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? I thought it was funny...

    2. Re:Yeah, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of implanting something in your fingertips for wireless connectivity, they're currently experimenting on people with a blue tooth. ;)

  3. Wait by EmperorKagato · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now you'll be able to literally feel the power?

    --
    ----- You know you have ego issues when you register a domain in your name.
    1. Re:Wait by azav · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, yes. That's what the article says. Being able to detect phone lines, magnetized speakers, etc...

      I think this is actually similar to the active detection of electrical fields that many fish can do. Sharks have these "Ampules of Lorenzini" that they use to zero in on their pre from a distance by detecting the electrical signature of muscle contractions in a prey animal.

      --
      - Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
    2. Re:Wait by suv4x4 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think this is actually similar to the active detection of electrical fields that many fish can do. Sharks have these "Ampules of Lorenzini" that they use to zero in on their pre from a distance by detecting the electrical signature of muscle contractions in a prey animal.

      Fish have built-in magnets?

      Are you thinking what I'm thinking? As in, buying a huge neodymium magnet and goin' fishing?

    3. Re:Wait by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      I had actually submitted an article similar to this (from bmezine.com) several years ago. It seems like a really neat idea and the guy who wrote the article which I had submitted discussed concerns about the iron in his blood concentrating in his fingertips and he was worried about what effects that could have over an extended period of time (like a decade).

      Also, in my article, the author mentioned how erie it was when he was able to detect the location of the motor in his electric can opener.

      i can only assume that the reason why my story was rejected was that the page had some graphic photos of the surgery, itself. yum.

      --



      ...spike
      Ewwwwww, coconut...
    4. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, how informative, you faggot.

    5. Re:Wait by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      The iron in blood is magnetically inert, much like the iron in rust. It's not going to attract all the blood to the location of the magnets.

      --
      ± 29 dB
    6. Re:Wait by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was under the impression that this ability was not too uncommon in humans. I haven't tried for a while, but I used to be able to tell if my father's telephone was turned on by touching the back. I sometimes think someone is trying to call me and take my 'phone out, then have it start ringing a second later, and I've known several of my friends do the same (this seems to only work with GSM 'phones, although that may just be that we are familiar with the characteristic sequence of EM pulses that precede a GSM 'phone ringing).

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
  4. um.... by dark404 · · Score: 4, Funny

    if they touch my crt screen, they'll lose those implanted fingers!

    1. Re:um.... by Kesch · · Score: 0

      Yeah... boss... about those full of important data you wanted me to pick up...

      --
      If this signature is witty enough, maybe somebody will like me.
    2. Re:um.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now, now. Think positive. These are just people with built-in degaussers.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    3. Re:um.... by Kesch · · Score: 1

      Doh, should've previewed. I used "<>" charaters.

      It should read:

      Yeah... boss... about those <Insert favorite magnetic storage medium here> full of important data you wanted me to pick up...

      --
      If this signature is witty enough, maybe somebody will like me.
    4. Re:um.... by Tx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shouldn't that be "Think north"? ;)

      --
      Oh no... it's the future.
    5. Re:um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anger management, dude.

  5. Goodbye Finger by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, what happens when you get too close to another rare earth magnet? I would expect bad things.

    1. Re:Goodbye Finger by reverseengineer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, from the article:


      I become slightly phobic of magnetic resonance imaging machines. The superpowerful electromagnets used in medical imaging can make metal fly across a room and stick, often for the hours it takes to power down the magnets. A person with an embedded magnet runs the risk of having their implant ripped out of their body.

      So, I would imagine, um, that sort of thing, basically.

      --
      "FDA staff reviewers expressed concern about the number of patients who were left out of the study because they died."
    2. Re:Goodbye Finger by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds bad for your health then, having to avoid MRIs as much as possible. People will do some strange things to differentiate themselves from everyone else.

    3. Re:Goodbye Finger by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, what happens when you get too close to another rare earth magnet? I would expect bad things.

      Tell ME about it. Mine were adamantium!

      Sincerely,
      Wolverine.

    4. Re:Goodbye Finger by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I believe that in extreme emergencies, an MRI can be powered down almost immediately (heavily damaging the machine, albeit)

      --
      -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    5. Re:Goodbye Finger by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      It really depends on whether or not the mini magnet is stronger than the mega magnet.

    6. Re:Goodbye Finger by Namlak · · Score: 1

      So, what happens when you get too close to another rare earth magnet? I would expect bad things.

      Well, they are rare so what are the chances...

    7. Re:Goodbye Finger by sidfaiwu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That will be a problem with almost any added sense. It can be overloaded and cause damage. Take the some of the senses we have. Too bright of light will make us blind, too loud of a noise will make us deaf, too strong of an electrical field will rip out your implants. Often, you have to take the risk with the reward. The question is wether the reward is worth the risk.

    8. Re:Goodbye Finger by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would be an emergency quench and with most MRIs I'm familiar with runs a 10-20% chance of the magnet tearing its self apart as the field collapses.
      -nB

      --
      whois gawk date unzip strip find touch finger mount join nice man top fsck grep eject more yes exit umount sleep dump
    9. Re:Goodbye Finger by diskis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup. My local hospital's MRI scanner has this big red button on it. With a very big sign saying something like: Shuts down the magnetic field. For extreme emergencies only. Press only if you get stuck to the machine.

      (The last part was added with a pen by some technician)

      My ex-girlfriend had her head examined there, so I talked to a tech while she was in the scanner. He told me that it just takes ages to power it up again. And gave me a complimentary copy of a MRI image of my ex-girlfriends brain.

    10. Re:Goodbye Finger by unknownideal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You would probably sense it and pull your hand away as from a hot stove before anything happens.

    11. Re:Goodbye Finger by David+Horn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The superpowerful electromagnets used in medical imaging can make metal fly across a room and stick, often for the hours it takes to power down the magnets.

      I was under the impression that an MRI machine can be shut down more or less instantly, and a series of emergency stop buttons are placed around it for precisely this reason. IIRC, an emergency shutdown runs the risk of damage to the machine, as all the coolant boils off, which is why medical staff presumably leave it energised and try to pry off items stuck to it rather than shutting the thing down.

      Please correct me if I'm wrong. :)

      --
      PocketGamer.org - For the gamer on the go!
    12. Re:Goodbye Finger by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are so many problems with this idea it's hard to know where to start. Just think about those magnets in hard drives... I let two of them come together from about 1/4" away from each other, they pinched the skin on my finger, took a piece of it with them, and chipped themselves. If you get one of those stuck to your finger, expect severe injury. First of all, the polarity of a magnet that strong will be enough to make that little grain of magnet rotate in your finger immediately, that's going to feel interesting. Then, if you get them close enough to be, well, close, you're not getting that magnet away from your finger without ripping a hole in it and extracting the magnet.

      Let's not even talk about MRIs, starter motors, or degaussing coils in monitors.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    13. Re:Goodbye Finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFM, as it shows him with a large rare earth magnet (NdFeB) stuck to the implant.

      Looks pretty cool, but I imagine it would be painful. Hurts bad enough having NdFeB magnets stuck on both sides of your hand, let alone a quarter inch or so of skin.

    14. Re:Goodbye Finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've got a chunk of titanium in my head. Placed there as a part of a surgery.

      So it's not always that you've got a choice, really. MRI fields are intense, they make even relatively 'normal' stuff behave oddly.

      The only place in my life I've ever seen a plastic fire extinguisher was in an MRI room. Along with the nonmagnetic needles, plastic button/tie gowns, etc, etc.

      They really don't like metal near those things!

    15. Re:Goodbye Finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did he show you where the bitch center was?

    16. Re:Goodbye Finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And gave me a complimentary copy of a MRI image of my ex-girlfriends brain.

      So, during an argument, when you say, you should have your head examined, she says, "Already been done. I've got proof!"

    17. Re:Goodbye Finger by Brutulf · · Score: 0

      Damn. I'm having a MRI (my first) in a few days, and now you're scaring me. :P Good thing I have no weird metal objects or magnets in my body. :)

    18. Re:Goodbye Finger by BillX · · Score: 1

      Someone I once knew with numerous tattoos told me that she couldn't have MRIs (or at least, it would be excruciatingly painful) due to the metal content of the ink.

      --
      Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
    19. Re:Goodbye Finger by jburroug · · Score: 1

      If you quench (dump the coolant) the magnet in an MRI you're looking at least $50K just to replace the coolant plus several days of downtime as you replace the magnet and test for damnage/recalibrate the machine. If there is any actual damage your downtime and repair costs are on the order of a few $100K. It's not only the direct repair costs that get you either, it's the cost of the downtime itself - a fully booked MRI treating patients 10-12 hours a day generates a lot of revenue. Oh and not to mention all the downstream affects the outage will have on patients who are awaiting treatment - if you were fighting cancer would you want your treatment delayed by a few days because the MRI went down or have to wait to see if they got the tumor? I know I wouldn't...

      --
      "Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!" - Kurt Vonnegut
    20. Re:Goodbye Finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure the mythbusters busted that one. I for one know a couple people with tattoos that have had MRIs. No pain.

    21. Re:Goodbye Finger by BillX · · Score: 1

      You might be right. This girl turned out to be certifiable (the doctor's suggestion of an MRI should have tipped me off...), so it makes sense to take anything she says with a grain of salt.

      --
      Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
  6. Imagine the possibilities... by one-eye-johnson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being near a big transformer gives the implant-bearer a vibrating fingertip. Just saying is all.

    Oh, and going through an MRI might be a little painful.

    1. Re:Imagine the possibilities... by frickendevil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If an MRI is _needed_ they will pbly do what they do to the people with the old steel plates and pins, just take them out and put them back in after the MRI.

    2. Re:Imagine the possibilities... by waferhead · · Score: 1

      OK, non-contact vibrator for chicks.

      Could probably just use a piercing w/ rare earth magnet in it.

      You'd never get 'em away from the power transformers....

    3. Re:Imagine the possibilities... by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but I would imagine that if they put that finger near a super-strong neodynminum(sp) magnet, it would probably rip the little magnet right out of their finger. I don't know how many times I've banged my knucles while playing with 2 of those. If my hands got within about 8 inches of each other, one would jump out of my hand and smack the other hand/magnet.

      Having a little magnet ripped out of your finger certainly doesn't sound very fun.

      --
      Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
  7. A few days old - still interesting by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    I saw this article several days ago. It was very interesting, but I don't think having the magnet implanted is ready yet for prime time. Apparently the magnet can break, it can also cause problems if the coating on it wears through. That said, it would be interesting to have an additional sense, but I wonder if it would hurt (after the surgical wounds heal). Probably not - I guess ear rings don't "hurt" after the piercing heals.

    Interesting, but creepy.

    --
    Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    1. Re:A few days old - still interesting by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      I don't think this could really be compared to an ear ring, though. Something being implanted under the skin like that is dealing with different tissue. Percings eventually grow epidermal tissue around the wound. You're right, though, that they don't hurt. I can tug on my lobes and my eyebrow ring pretty hard without any pain at all.

    2. Re:A few days old - still interesting by Lance+Cooper · · Score: 1

      The magnets deteriorating and/or the coating breaking is a serious issue, see this article for an example.

    3. Re:A few days old - still interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eyebrow ring? That's sooo '98.

      FYI: It'll reject, eventually; what a waste of money.

    4. Re:A few days old - still interesting by diskis · · Score: 1

      I broke a bone in my hand a while ago, and had it fixated with some metal spikes. (X-Ray here)
      At first it didn't hurt at all, but one of the spikes wasn't fixated well enough in the bone, so it started moving. Having metal pieces walking around in your flesh really hurts.

      But most of the pain was when I moved my wrist so the flesh bent over the spike. Fingertips don't move in that way. And if the magnets are a bit larger, they should stay in place, and thus be painless.

    5. Re:A few days old - still interesting by marcelmouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why does it have to be an implant?

      Couldn't you just mount the magnet in a little setting, and have it put in like a stud? Or as a barbell, in that whats-it-called, the webbing between thumb and index finger? I'd love to have this done (useful not only at work, but also in my off-time as a wierdo electronic musician), but I am dubious about amateur surgeons, not to mention crappy housings for things I'm going to put in my body. It is useful, but by no means necessary, to have it mounted in the fingertips.

      For that matter, couldn't you get similar results by manufacturing a, um, neodynium thimble? Or neodynium fingerpicks?

      "Help, I'm stuck to my banjo."

    6. Re:A few days old - still interesting by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      You should have gotten metal spikes with a better attention span.

  8. Cyberdyne Restaurant by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Walk into the doctor's office wherever you are, just walk in, say "Doc -- you can mod any parts you want at Cyberdyne Restaurant" -- and walk out.

    You know, if one Slashdotter, just one Slashdotter does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him.

    And if two Slashdotters do it -- in harmony -- they may think that they're both TROLLIN' and they won't take either of them.

    And if THREE Slashdotters do it! Can you imagine three Slashdotters walkin' in, singin' a bar of "Cyberdyne Restaurant" and walkin' out? They might think it's a HACKER CONSPIRACY.

    And can you imagine FIFTY Slashdotters a day? I said FIFTY Slashdotters a day -- walkin' in, singin ' a bar of "Cyberdyne Restaruant" and walkin' out? Friends, they may think it's a movement, and that's what it is.

    The Cyberdyne Systems T-800 Model 101 Trans-Humanist Movement!

    And all you gotta do to join it is to mod me (+1, Funny) the next time the mod points come 'round on the thread view. With feelin'.

    You can mod any parts you want at Cyberdyne Restaurant (or be an Alice!)
    You can mod any parts you want at Cyberdyne Restaurant
    Magnets, implants, and MRI,
    And then across the room you'll watch your finger fly,
    Oh, you can mod any parts you want at Cyberdyne restaurant...
    1. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

      And can you imagine FIFTY Slashdotters a day? I said FIFTY Slashdotters a day -- walkin' in, singin ' a bar of "Cyberdyne Restaruant" and walkin' out? Friends, they may think it's a movement, and that's what it is.

      Most Slashdotters are too young to know what a movement is.

      -

      --
      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    2. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by know1 · · Score: 1

      and me and the tech were both sat there jumping up and down screaming "BUFFER OVERFLOW! BUFFER OVERFLOW!" when the nsa walked in and said "you're our boy"

    3. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by SpinJaunt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too young? I have a bowel movement nearly every day.

      --
      /. is good for you.
    4. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by g1zmo · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the rest of you old farts think it has something to do with the bowels. :)

      --
      I have found there are just two ways to go.
      It all comes down to livin' fast or dyin' slow.
      -REK, Jr.
    5. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by spun · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not me, I just had a movement this morning.

      Seriously, though, most Slashdotters are probably too young to know Alice's Restaurant

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    6. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Age is pretty irrelevant. I'm 29 so I'm far and away younger than the people who actually heard that song when it was popular, but I'm friends with an eclectic group of people and so I've heard the song. Well, then I went out and bought a CD. I'm not old enough to need a walker yet, so I didn't get it on vinyl :)

      KILL! KILL!

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    7. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by paul_friedman · · Score: 1

      and here I just used up my last mod point on yet another lame Linux vs. MS thread. Wish I had saved one for you.

    8. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by Ruarris · · Score: 1

      How can you be too young to know Alice's Restaurant? It's impossible to turn on the radio anytime around thanksgiving and not hear it on atleast 3 stations at once.

    9. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by MrPsycho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A bit OT, but I'm 19 and I own the record. So it pays not to judge.

    10. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that was so funny I just snarfed, hiccuped, and farted simultaniously.

      You owe me a new shirt, keyboard, and panties.

    11. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was brilliant. I love Alice's Restaurant---thanks for making my day. :)

    12. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Most slashdotters wouldn't join a movement no matter what it was.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    13. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by ShayneOSU · · Score: 1

      I'm a 21-year-old, but I got your joke... and it was brilliant. haha Good work.

    14. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      That depends, if they did time in the military, they probably do. My brother and three friends (3 ex-army and 1 ex-navy) all seem to know it by heart, despite a rather wide spread of politics and job classification. It must just go with the job.

      The real test is do they know the Motocycle Song.

      --
      the more accurate the calculations became, the more the concepts tended to vanish into thin air. R. S. Mulliken
    15. Re:Cyberdyne Restaurant by idonthack · · Score: 1
      Most Slashdotters are too young to know what a movement is.
      Sure we do! It's one of those terrorist things, right?
      --
      Why is it that when you believe something it's an opinion, but when I believe something it's a manifesto?
  9. Ouch by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't forget to tell the doctor before you go in for that MRI.

    -Grey

    1. Re:Ouch by tddoog · · Score: 1
      This probably won't be listed on any medical records either because it is not done by a doctor.

      If I got one I would get a tattoo on my arm that said "I have magnets in my fingers" or "No MRIs".

      I just hope it makes Wired when the first person gets it ripped out by an MRI machine. That is an article I will enjoy.

    2. Re:Ouch by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Actually, it might be interesting if you can make some tattoo ink containing a bunch of nano-magnet particles (coated with something so that the body won't reject it) & use it to tattoo the magnets right into the skin of your hands & fingers. (Probably painful, but not as bad as doing the surgery - and you can get the tattoo in some kind of neat pattern!).

      Not sure how something like that would work in the MRI environment - all the nano-magnets might get ripped out & end up looking some like an Ebola attack...

  10. Why implants? by JanusFury · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why implant a magnet? I can only imagine what kind of hassle that would be if you ever needed an MRI. Couldn't a ring or some sort of fingertip cap be created that transmitted signals through the skin to nerve endings, so you could take it off as needed? I imagine it might be less effective due to the skin barrier, but it seems like it would be a much safer alternative that would work nearly as well.

    --
    using namespace slashdot;
    troll::post();
    1. Re:Why implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not use a prince albert instead?
      "excuse me I need to take out my EMI detector."
      "Uh, that's your schlong."
      "Why, Yes, it is."

  11. Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Until something happens to the magnet, as documented here. (don't click if you don't want to see a finger being sliced open to remove the magnet)

    1. Re:Great idea by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1
      The plan was to make a cut that would let us just fold open the skin over the implant and remove it either by excision, scraping it off, or irrigating it out depending on the consistency
      Why they didn't think of pulling it out with another magnet I wouldn't know. After all, that's the big fear with having them near an operating MRI, right?

      Anyway, even if I could power small electronic devices by repeatedly shoving my magnet-embedded finger in and out of a copper coil (electromagnetic induction), I'd still prefer having naquadah in my blood.
      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  12. Captain Cyborg will be furious by mustafap · · Score: 1

    I love it - a low tech solution to what Kevin Warwick of Reading University in the UK has been trying to do. Or rather, he has been trying to make a lot of PR with crap science. It's nice to see a simple solution provide the same basic science.

    Augmenting our senses is nothing new. Pigeons can sense magnetic fields, so why not us?

    --
    Open Source Drum Kit, LPLC deve board - mjhdesigns.com
  13. Duh by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1

    I took a trip to Phoenix to have Haworth implant a magnet in me last September. Because body-mod artists are not medical practitioners, ice was the only anesthetic available.

    And you didn't think to get really, really drunk before why...?

    -Grey

    1. Re:Duh by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      it's not really good for your bloodflow, but it shouldn't be too difficult to get a shot of novocaine.

    2. Re:Duh by pdbogen · · Score: 1

      Probably because alcohol is a blood thinner and anticoagulant...

    3. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and most good tat/pierciung shops wont do anything to you if you are intoxicated just because of liability reasons related to that whole blood thinning thing. Dead customers are bad customers.

    4. Re:Duh by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      Dead (credit) customers are bad^Hworse customers.

      Dead customers !=Repeat Customers

      --
      Any person using FTFY or editing my postings agrees to a US$50.00 charge
  14. Lust! by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 1

    Shit, I want one!

    Got two steel bars in my back already - shame I don't get any extra sensory information from them, apart from "hey, your back aches!" :-)

    1. Re:Lust! by BigCheese · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you want your fingers stuck to your back?

      Are you in Cirque Du Soleil?

      --
      The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
    2. Re:Lust! by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Did you have problems with people weilding banana magnets in high school? Is your name Michele?

      --
      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  15. Might be somewhat limiting in other ways... by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You wonder if this will be on the pre-MRI questionaire soon. I guess as soon as a patient's hand flys through the window and smacks the operator in the face.

    You might erase your credit cards everytime you hand one to someone.

    And you'll never get rid of those damn iron filings.

    G.

    1. Re:Might be somewhat limiting in other ways... by Kesch · · Score: 1

      And you'll never get rid of those damn iron filings.

      Actually, instead of ripping you across the room, I think the MRI would do exactely this.

      It'll just kinda ignore the tissue inbetween or any pain that tissue might experience upon being ripped apart.

      --
      If this signature is witty enough, maybe somebody will like me.
    2. Re:Might be somewhat limiting in other ways... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rtfa nimrod

      it cant pick up metal - only magnets
      and it also CLEARLY states it cannot erase credit cards

    3. Re:Might be somewhat limiting in other ways... by big+tex · · Score: 1

      And you'll never get rid of those damn iron filings.

      Seriously. This is the worst possible idea for machinists and the like; steel splinters here we come!!

      --
      I think I need a new sig here.
  16. Thankfully good magnet news..... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    Seems like every crackpot new agey therapy today revolves around magnets or IONS!!!! Yes, IONS!!!!!

    Here's a good magnet FAQ

    1. Re:Thankfully good magnet news..... by bigtrike · · Score: 1

      I prefer the therapeutic effects of a Twin Ion Engine

  17. Places you couldn't go by Optikschmoptik · · Score: 5, Insightful
    We operate a 10-Tesla magnet in our lab. When it's on, all nearby metal needs to be secured and people with pacemakers shouldn't be anywhere near us. I suppose this wouldn't be quite as serious, but a field like that would likely rip your implants right out, or cause you to lose control of your fingers. It's not an 'everyday environment', but I would expect physics labs to be a little more common in the lives of the kind of people who would consider getting magnets implanted in their fingers.

    Oh, and no MRIs either.

    1. Re:Places you couldn't go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We operate a 10-Tesla magnet in our lab. ... It's not an 'everyday environment',

      O RLY?

    2. Re:Places you couldn't go by 311Stylee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i thought this was a really cool modification, until i realized that exposure to locally high-magnitude EM fields would probably rip the magnet out of your hand. Nasty.

  18. So in terms of implants... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Women get boob-jobs and men get hand-jobs?

    1. Re:So in terms of implants... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      imagine.. magnetic breast implants, with like poles facing each other.. constantly wobbling breasts...oooo

  19. magnetic implants meet silicon implants... by presarioD · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... interesting... interesting I tell ya!

    --
    Yam, yam, uga booga, yam, yam, yade, yade, uga booga, yam, yam, yade, yade
  20. Hey, baby, wanna see my magnet? by roman_mir · · Score: 1


    If only chicks were made of metal...

    1. Re:Hey, baby, wanna see my magnet? by HeavensBlade23 · · Score: 1

      I have one made of silicone.

    2. Re:Hey, baby, wanna see my magnet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope .. they're still made out of rubber ... err, wait..

  21. What about a 3 Tesla MR ? by alexandrecc · · Score: 1

    Do you get a powerful orgasm from your fingertips if you stay near a 3 Tesla magnetic resonance machine ?

    --
    For(k;;)(Fork();)
    1. Re:What about a 3 Tesla MR ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! What's the magnetic resonance machine for?

  22. Just another small step... by Trevin · · Score: 1

    ... towards becoming Borg.

    1. Re:Just another small step... by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I remember watching Star Trek and laughing when the silly borg came on screen, it looked so funny when they all walked around with their fingers stuck to each other. Or was that discovery channel? I can't remember.

  23. Warning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Anyone thinking of having this done should check this out first. Ouch...

  24. BOINGBOING... by HotBlackDessiato · · Score: 1

    ....yet it still feels like a dupe. Why doesn't it suffiently bother editors and/or story submitters to just avoid playing this game?

    --
    "If you don't have eyes you shouldn't have wings" -- Carl Pilkington
  25. Oh yeah? by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    from the kind-of-a-crappy-superpower dept

    And how many superpowers do you have Zonk? If it could be made safer (I'm a science teacher and have a few magnets in the lab that could rip this out of my finger) I'd get one in a second.

    -Grey

  26. in other news by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    ... there are also people who do piercing and studding.

    What is wrong with having the device in your pocket?

    --
    I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.
  27. As if.... by obsidianpoet · · Score: 2, Funny

    As if my love life isn't awkward enough

    Oh well, at least then I would have an excuse :)

    --
    "Gentlemen, You cannot fight in here, this is the War Room...." - Dr Strangelove
  28. Scientific approach by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    FTFA:
    Jarrell puts it more bluntly, writing about the procedure in a BMEZine article from March: "'If you had to lose or seriously damage one of your fingers, which would it be?' This was our answer." But nobody's finger fell off, and Huffman's results were better than they'd imagined.

    Other scientists should really learn from those guys.

    1. Re:Scientific approach by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      No, the scientific approach would be to determine whether or not your finger would fall off before having the procedure done.

    2. Re:Scientific approach by MustardMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Science would be pretty fucking boring if we only ever did experiments where we knew the outcome.

  29. In case this sounds like a good idea... by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 5, Informative
    --
    Direct away from face when opening.
    1. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by Achromus · · Score: 1

      Yes, the implementation was bad. He used a crappily designed implant. But the idea of having some kind of magnetic implant is a good idea.

    2. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by Municipa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why? I bet this could be reproduced with something you wear on your finger tip. Until an external device is researched a bit more I see no compelling reason to ever get an implant like this. It could be something like a paper thin sleeve that goes around your finger. The key thing being you can take it off if you ever plan to be in a powerful EMF, which doesn't seem too uncommon for someone who wants to feel EMF.

    3. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by ndogg · · Score: 1

      Not a good idea? I beg to differ. It's dangerous, yes, but that doesn't mean it isn't a good idea. A lot of new technologies started out being dangerous, including the utilization of electricity (how apropos).

      Personally, I do think it's a good idea, and can't wait for the day that it is considered safe enough for a majority of people. I would try to be amongst the first to implant this.

      --
      // file: mice.h
      #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    4. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by MustardMan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you up just for mentioning BME. I have a few "user experience" articles posted there myself.

    5. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It will NEVER be safe. If you have metallic implants, especially magnets, you can never get a CAT scan again. Woe betide you if you are unconscious when they bring you in, and they decide to scan you to find out if you've got internal injuries, because if you don't already, you certainly will then.

      It is never acceptable to have magnetically sensitive materials (whether that's a magnet, or something that can be magnetized) implanted anywhere in the body - it's just completely wrongheaded.

      Of course, you can do whatever you like, but I think that considering reality and physics is usually a good idea before engaging in body modification.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    6. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      *grabs a couple micro-neodynium magnets off the stack and a bottle of glue* I'll tell ya in a few hours.

      Actually the benefit of the implant is being able to get used to it. Your brain learns things over time, so having the magnets always there, and always in the same place is an advantage for your ability to interpret the feelings you get from them. Also being internal to your finger and close to the skin would make it more sensitive.

      Is it worth it? Who knows. I might get some when they're coated in titanium. As someone else said it'd be a problem for MRI, but people get metal implants fairly often. You'd have to wear a medical info bracelet, or you might end up with holes in your fingers... :)

    7. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by jwiegley · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I just had to reply to this thread after reading the bmezine article.

      Here's the summary of my opinion: "Children do not try this at home. Hell, don't even try this at your good friends home like the original idiot did."

      Frankly, this guy is an idiot. The first thing that came to my mind when seeing his fingertip was: Blood infection. Bright red, vascular looking, painful... blood infection. This is NOT something you should take to your "body-mod" friend to be "fixed". This is flat out an emergency room visit. I'm not a medical doctor but if this is a blood infection it has the ability to travel quickly, infect organs and cause death in a surprisingly rapid fashion.

      This is something that needs professional medical equipment to make sure the damage is repaired properly. He's "guessing" they migrated together... He needs an X-ray, not a guess. He needs this for several reasons. To pinpoint where the damage and pieces are so they can be removed with minimal invasion instead of poking around until you've found it all. He also needs follow-up X-rays to confirm that all pieces were found and removed.

      I certainly would not go to my body-mod (oh hell, let's just call a spade a spade... body-hack) for the repair. For best results I would be looking for this to be done by a vascular surgeon or neurologist so that I have the best chance of not loosing any senesitivity in my finger and preventing any vascular damage that could result in necrosis.

      He needs this to be done in a sterile environment not on somebody's desk. He risks an equal or worse post-hack infection (that would sort of be like a post-surgical secondary infection but this was NOT surgery; this was an adult being stupid.)

      I hope most slashdotters don't think this is cool, cause it's not.

      --
      I will never live for sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
    8. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by jacobdp · · Score: 1

      A magnet ripping out of your fingertip is bad, but not fatal. "Internal injuries" is a bit of a stretch. It'll definitely kill the CAT machine though.

    9. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by MustardMan · · Score: 4, Informative

      A few points...

      Tom Brazda is no "hack". He is one of a handful of people who PIONEERED the modern body modification scene. He invented a lot of the tools and techniques that can be found in any piercing studio on the beach today. He helped push the industry to its limits, while also helping spread word about how to do things as safely and carefully as possible. People like Tom are the reason every respectable studio on the planet has an autoclave.

      Second, Shannon Larratt is no idiot. A risk taker, sure. Someone who uses his own body as a testbed for the untried? Absolutely. But an idiot? Not a chance. He knows exactly what he's doing, and he knows the risks. He's written countless articles about the safety aspects of piercings, tattoos, and more extreme body modifications. He's quite well aware of the risks, and indeed most likely purposely chose to have Tom do the removal because that way he could document every step of the process for others to learn.

      Third - read the article more carefully. Another person with the same implant went to a doctor to have it removed. The Dr. fucked it up. The local emergency room person may or may not do the same. The problem with Doctors is, just like everything else in the world - there are ones who are good, and there are ones who are not. A perfect example of this is doctors who tell people with an infected piercing to remove it and shoot them up with antibiotics. This can often be a VERY bad idea, because the piercing can no longer be properly cleaned, AND it can no longer drain. You better hope those antibiotics work, because the good Doc has just taken away all but one of your treatment options.

      And last but not least - your quip about a sterile environment shows just how clueless you are. Any good quality piercer will have sterility routines that put your average family practice doctor to shame. EVERYTHING is autoclaved, needles are disposed of in proper medical sharps containers, studios are kept immaculately clean and gloves are changed CONSTANTLY during a procedure.

      My piercier practices better hygiene than my oral surgeon.

    10. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      Just a guess here, but I'm thinking that someone who is willing to have his finger sliced open with a scalpel, the layers of dermis split with an elevator, and a little bead shoved in there, all probably done without anethetic....

      Probably not all that concerned about it ripping out.

    11. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, its cool alright. Stupid but cool. If future models prove to be durable enough and are as sensitive as reported then I say its a fantastic extra sense to have. But I'll leave it up to someone else to do the early trials.

      I don't work around MRI so don't see any issue with having one of these. Experiencing the world with an (albiet minor) extra sense is amazing.

    12. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by scheme · · Score: 1
      It will NEVER be safe. If you have metallic implants, especially magnets, you can never get a CAT scan again. Woe betide you if you are unconscious when they bring you in, and they decide to scan you to find out if you've got internal injuries, because if you don't already, you certainly will then.

      CAT scans are just a series of special xrays. There isn't any reason that your magnets would affect them since photons are not charged. Are you thinking MRI?

      --
      "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it
    13. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      And last but not least - your quip about a sterile environment shows just how clueless you are. Any good quality piercer will have sterility routines that put your average family practice doctor to shame.

      Seems kinda strange then that the guy pictured doing the surgery is not wearing a mask.

    14. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by jwiegley · · Score: 1

      There are a few things correct about your reply and many that aren't. The correct things are the addition of information, or extreme specific counter-examples, that I did not mention in my post such as Mr. Brazda being a qualified and highly regarded piercer or that incompetent doctors/surgeons exist. Neither of which did I rule out or deny the possibility of.

      Is Mr. Brazda a qualified surgeon with a license to practice? No. As for piercing work I would agree that he might be the best and highly knowledgable in THAT field. I would probably trust him to perform piercings on myself. But he acted unethically just agreeing to perform this surgery. Is he a person qualified or equipped to diagnose and treat the injury presented by the patient? He might be delusional and believe so but a medical board would disagree. Piercing wizard... possibly. Surgeon... No.

      Mr. Larratt could have documented his treatment with a decent surgeon as well. In fact it could have wound up being a much more accurate and comprehensive educational article. I know I get copies of my medical records and copies of X-rays for personal records. He could have too.

      I would argue, based on his choice of treatment, that he probably does not know the extent of the risk he was taking which included loss of senesation, digits, limb or life. Maybe I'm different, I view those as risks that aren't worth going through just to provide some pictures on the web.

      I did read the article. Did you? The female patient example you bring up did not have her general practioner "fuck it up" as you indicate. The surgery became more complicated than he was competent to perform and he refered her to a more competent and specialized surgeon. This was handled by the doctor in a sound, ethical and proper manner. She CHOSE to ignore that advice and left it as is. SHE fucked it up.

      Doctors. I didn't say all doctors are better than anybody who isn't a doctor. Logic 101. I would suggest that in the future when an author says "mechanic" you assume they meant a decent mechanic. It's an obvious implication and you are reaching for extremes to support your weak position. I never said that Mr. Brazda wasn't a competent piercer, I said that all indications pointed to his being unqualified as a surgeon. Yes, I've seen more than my share of incompetent doctors with no talent and who are motivated solely by money. Your providing a single anecdotal example of an incompetent doctor is in no way proof that Mr. Brazda is just as good as even the average surgeon. It is up to the patient to do some research and investigation in order to evaluate the competency of a good doctor. But I'm certain that excellent, qualified surgeons can be found. One should have been sought for the problem presented but wasn't.

      Again, because you can point out a handful of patients for which a cleansed wound and antibotics did not do the trick and resulted in a (possibly) worse outcome does not indicate that the method you describe of leaving the infecting agent in the wound to allow for drainage is a better choice. The piercing is a functionless foreign body. It would be generally accepted best practices to remove any such foreign body when the removal promotes proper healing and does not present a greater risk. I would further argue that the advice about how to treat an infected piercing given by the body-modifier is highly biased. They are not licensed (in the United States at least) to prescribe antibotics. Therefore, in order to maintain their reputation and the trust of their clients they are going to be biased to market a treatment that does not require prescriptions as being just as effective when it is not. Further, we aren't talking about an infected piercing are we? We're talking about infected (with complications), multiple, disintegrating, possibly migrating, toxic implants that weren't manufactured to medical standards to begin with.

      Clueless? It was not a quip; it was a fact. Surgical operating rooms are a far more sterile environment than a piercing s

      --
      I will never live for sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
    15. Re:In case this sounds like a good idea... by idonthack · · Score: 1
      Your sig:
      Direct away from face when opening.
      Goes great with those pictures.
      --
      Why is it that when you believe something it's an opinion, but when I believe something it's a manifesto?
  30. Well by ShooterNeo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A far better approach, albeit more complex, would be to build a microchip - powered by induction like RFID circuitry - that could generate signals in the right voltage and frequency range to stimulate nerves. A surgeon would carefully place the chip along a nerve inside your hand somewhere, placing the electrode side parallel to the nerve. The chip would have signal processing abilities and could be used to :

    1. detect the signal pattern for pain and cancel it out
    2. interact with novel gadgets like a magnetic or radio field sensor, or a geiger counter
    3. Pick up signals from one part of the body, and transmit them to another chip located in a damaged limb somewhere that the nerves have been cut from

    All of this is basic signal processing, simpler than the state of the art in radio by a considerable margin (nerve signals are MUCH, MUCH slower)

    I don't understand why this sort of thing isn't routinely done. I know there are implantable nerve stimulators to stop phantom limb pain, I know that surgeons don't need FDA approval to perform trials on gadets like this - they just need a researcher to create a prototype that is appropriately coated with bioneutral materials and sterile, and the surgeon can implant it into any consenting adult. Surgery is not a medical procedure that has to be specifically approved : this is how the variants of the gastic bypass were developed, such as the bands around the stomach approach. A particular surgeon decided to try it, and others adopted it.

    Should be a whole thriving industry by now.

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure you want #1 up there. If you have that accidentally turned on while you're cooking or something, you could end up with a serious burn before you notice it. Pain is a good thing, sometimes.

    2. Re:Well by cabd · · Score: 1

      "1. detect the signal pattern for pain and cancel it out"

      One problem: Pain is your body's deterant against death. What happens if you are dying, but, thanks to your handy dandy microchip, don't know it? Without pain, we could die any second and not know it.

      --
      When mad at one, try running a mile in their shoes. That way, not only do you have their shoes, but you are a mile away.
    3. Re:Well by maxume · · Score: 1

      utility < risk/inconvenience.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    4. Re:Well by Aqws · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that other people would be able to transmit their own signals into your body.

    5. Re:Well by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Put one such device on the nerves near the sensory/motor end and another near the central nervous end and put them in communication with encrypted RF signals. The result is that you could speed up the processing of input and drastically speed up reaction time. This also could be used to restore severed nerves to usability.

      Dampen the incoming impulses from the meat nerves and substitute impulses from remote robotic appendages and you have intuitive robotic control of remote devices.

      With a small enough power source and an exoskeleton and array of these devices on the neurons near/in the central nervous side you could have paraplegics walking around.

      Implant them in young children and you could teach them to use remote robotic devices that have neural inputs and outputs that would not be intuitive to normal humans, like multi-armed devices, tentacles, whatever.

      The only problems are RF interference, the durability of the implanted devices, getting hacked, expense, nad about a million other things.

      Still, I would like to see the transhuman movement kicksstarted with radical alteration of disabled persons. Extreme lifestyle improvements could be achieved for people who need it. Then when the state of the art gets some momentum you will see people choosing to upgrade even when they aren't forced to.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
  31. ET by Joebert · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Phone home.

    --
    Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
    1. Re:ET by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Yeah, offtopic untill a freak accident makes someones' finger start to glow.

      --
      Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
  32. I'm confused! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These new finger-magnets sure are nice, but why do none of my floppy discs work anymore?

  33. Master electrician overlords... by 1053r · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new electrician overlords. Just think, to be able to tell wether a wire is live or not, where wires are in a wall without cutting the wall open. This should also open up a whole new slew of tricks magicians can use. Too bad it's not reccomended for the general public.

  34. nano-implants? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Ok let's think about it. Magnets react to magnetic fields, right? But what about metallic coils? After all, electromagnets are made with coils and metal.

    So imagine a future where nanoscopic coils, or maybe thin-film nanomagnet arrays can be implanted under your skin. Or behind your ears, so you can sense magnetic fields in 3D.

    Let's not forget that some animals are sensitive to magnetic fields, and others can sense electricity miles away.

  35. Hope they won't need an MR scan! by jivo · · Score: 1

    Even just a forgotten part of a dentist' drill in a tooth could pull the tooth rught through your scull in an MR scanner!

    Come to think about it, this could be a potentially powerfull sixth sense...

  36. Re:Magnetic Personality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be "cue", unless you're trying to be clever and just failing.

  37. I think I'd prefer something external... by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It sounds like it'd be a usefull tool for electricians or audio engineers, but it'd be far more practical if it were an external device that you could take off. I don't know many people that want to permanently place something in their body that could easily lead to damage to your finger. How would a thin stick-on magnet that you could attach to a finger work?

    --
    AccountKiller
    1. Re:I think I'd prefer something external... by Achromus · · Score: 1

      The best way to find out would be to build one and see. :)

    2. Re:I think I'd prefer something external... by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 1
      it'd be far more practical if it were an external device that you could take off...How would a thin stick-on magnet that you could attach to a finger work?

      That's just what I was thinking.

      I don't want a magnet *in* my finger, but I'd love a way to sense magnetic fields that was entirely external. I wonder if the nerve endings inside the finger are that much more sensitive that it wouldn't work outside the finger. (/me needs to go find a very small magnet and a piece of Scotch tape.)

    3. Re:I think I'd prefer something external... by Ken_g6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe you could glue magnets to the inside of some surgical gloves. Be sure to let the glue dry before wearing them!!!!

      --
      (T>t && O(n)--) == sqrt(666)
    4. Re:I think I'd prefer something external... by Kopretinka · · Score: 1
      How would a thin stick-on magnet that you could attach to a finger work?

      Ever tried to do some delicate work in rubber gloves?

      --
      Yesterday was the time to do it right. Are we having a REVOLUTION yet?
    5. Re:I think I'd prefer something external... by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to try superlueing the magnet to your fingernail...

  38. Ouch! by icepick72 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The implant is good idea until a really strong magnet rips it out of the skin from your fingertip and then it just hurts.

  39. Interesting uses... by bill_kress · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your brain seems to be able to adapt senses to what it knows is going on--for instance, if you wear glasses that invert your vision for a couple weeks, your brain will compensate and you will start seeing things "upright" again. If you take off the glasses, you will then see everything upside-down for a while.

    So what other kind of input could this give you. If you implanted one in each hand of a def person, might he eventually be able to hear if he put his fingers near to a speaker magnet? If I were def, I'd totally give that a try--you never know! I wonder if such an implant could be placed inside the ear, maybe returning the ability to hear completely (as long as the sound was broadcast via magnetism like if the user was wearing headphones.

    How about an extra input from your computer. Placing tiny electro-magnets under some of your keys could allow the keyboard to give you a little buzz that nobody else could perceive.

    Any others?

    1. Re:Interesting uses... by Municipa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting ideas.. though the one about being deaf - I'd expect there are a few dozen better ideas specifically geared towards that that I would rather try first. I am pretty sure that sensing speaker magnet vibration in your hand wouldn't help you hear anymore than sensing sound vibration by your hand already does for anyone, deaf or not. Some things still have to be routed through the right areas of the brain for it to give you the same sense.

      In almost any case I can think of I do not see any point to trying an fully implanted version first anyway. Most things can be tried with devices outside of the body, or lt east with most of the device outside the body. I'm not against the idea of implants, but only when there is a definite advantage over working external versions, or the technology becomes so well developed and its effects integrated into society where you really do need it with you 24/7. People could get FM radios implanted near their ears and say they can "sense" FM radio, but there's no real advantage over using headphones and almost certainly some disadvantages.

    2. Re:Interesting uses... by zsau · · Score: 2, Informative

      Regarding giving deaf people the ability to ear again, there's a much better approach: The bionic ear. Basically, you have a speaker which is attached to a device inserted partway into the cochlea and stimulates the nerves inside the cochlea directly. Obviously it only works if (a) the cochlea is at least partially functional and (b) the connection between the ear and the brain, and the temporal lobe of the brain are both functional. Also, for it to be useful, the patient generally will need to have lost their hearing sometime during their life, or be under about two years of age before the implant; people who've not had a sense at all generally find gaining it very disconcerting, hard or impossible to use, and potentially dangerous.

      Amongst the advantages this has over your proposal is that it directly interfaces with the hearing apparatus, so your brain interprets the sounds as sounds rather than feelings (the parts responsible for dealing with feelings wouldn't have any idea what to do with sound), and it means you can hear all sounds, not just sounds from speakers. OTOH, your proposal might be useful to give people a feeling as to the level of background noise which might help them when crossing the road or something (if combined also with a speaker).

      (BTW: If you need to understand how the first paragraph works. Recall that the ear is composed of three portions, the outer ear (everything to the eardrum); the middle ear (the ossicles or tiny little bones); and the inner ear, which is basically the cochlea. The outer ear channels sound and alters the sound waves to some extent to help our directional hearing. In the middle ear, the ossicles convert ear-based sound waves to liquid-based sound waves (the cochlea is filled with fluid); it also dampens some sounds, probably the ones caused by you chewing and talking so you don't damage your hearing/get distracted. The inner ear converts these sound waves to nerve impulses; along the length of the cochlea are thousands of nerves that respond to gradually lower frequencies. From here the sounds are sent (indirectly) to the primary auditory cortex of the temporal lobe of the brain to be processed. Standard hearing aids require that everything's working, just to a lower grade than normal: They merely amplify sounds. Bionic ears bypass the inner and middle ears and interface with the cochlea. But they don't give their recipients anywhere like normal hearing; the cochlea is wound up on itself like a snail and so you can only go so far in, and even still its somewhat limited in its resolution.

      --
      Look out!
    3. Re:Interesting uses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup; you wont get to hear from this if your deaf. Your ear works like a spectrum analyzer. It detects and sends power@frequency signals. xdb at y hz , adb at zhz all at once. This would only give you a frequency signal(xhz). Not nearly as useful. I also wonder why they dont try a titanium platad magenetic sliver. It would come out after a few weeks, and be a good experiment. Should have a couple weeks of use before the skin sheds it. Less dangerouse easier to install.

  40. Only Magnetic Fields? by allenw · · Score: 1

    Will it also sense Future Bible Heroes? Gothic Archies? The 6ths?

  41. Implant for perfect pitch? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    Hey folks -- I had a similar idea, if there are crystals or some substance that can be tuned to vibrate with musical scales. If they were small enough, you could implant the scale some place on your head -- say, in your lips or under your scalp -- and when you sing and hit the note precisely, you feel a small tingle. Over time, you learn to hit notes based on the tingling.

    Could this work?

    --
    Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
    -- Pablo Picasso
    1. Re:Implant for perfect pitch? by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      Sure, you just hook some electrodes up to Cartman and everytime he gets a word wrong Kyle zaps him.

      This type of implant doesn't need to be inside the body. You could make the device small and place it on your chin or something. Although the early version would look a lot like a normal headset that gives you some kind of sound cue feedback. Heck, you could do it with a normal headset and a computer program (if the headset were good enough). It would be pretty easy to do. Sounds like a pretty okay way to get pitch right. Oh, better yet, have the program itself put your pitch out on the monitor. Screen turns red if you're offkey. Records the entire song and lets you review your problem areas.

      Yes, it would work, but you don't need surgery to make such a pitch feedback device. Although, it wouldn't be very portable unless you could get a PDA to run it and somehow take in good mic data.

      --

      It is no longer uncommon to be uncommon.
    2. Re:Implant for perfect pitch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't see how this would be useful. You can already develop perfect pitch with practice, but that doesn't endow you with any particular musical skill. It's particularly irritating when instruments are playing higher or lower than the correct pitch center. They're in tune with themselves, but people with perfect pitch hear them as out of tune.

      What's really useful is relative pitch, where you can match the tonality that the and that's fairly easily developed. Someone actually being tone deaf is fairly rare, so odds are that you've already got it.

      So no, this sort of thing wouldn't be valuable, unless as a party trick. And even then, you could just have a simple tone generator installed, and get your pitch from that.

    3. Re:Implant for perfect pitch? by micrometer2003 · · Score: 1

      I bought a guitar pitch pipe to keep in the car for this purpose. After a few weeks, I was able to think of the B just below middle C and hum it into the pitch pipe without any beat frequency diff!

  42. Where's North? by quincunx55555 · · Score: 1

    Neat concept, but there are quite a few things that this could mess up. Well, maybe not. Who listens to cassettes, or uses floppies? Why use a compass when you can get GPS, unless there's no electricity around. Sensitive circuites could get wonky, and yea, any CRT you'd have to stay away from. "Hey buddy, can you wipe the dust off my screen? I've got mag-fingers."

    How difficult would it be to get iron filings (or something similar) off your fingers? Oh yea, anyone realize that magnets are usually quite brittle? Smash your finger with a hammer and end up with chunks of metal floating around. I guess if you hit it hard enough it'll lose it's magnetic properties. Keep fingers away from any genital piercings... unless you're a masochist. Oh yea, that's why you got piercings in the first place.

    Okay, I guess there aren't very many negative consequences, unless you're a pilot.

    1. Re:Where's North? by EvanED · · Score: 4, Funny

      Smash your finger with a hammer and end up with chunks of metal floating around.

      I don't know about you, but if I smash my fingers with a hammer it wouldn't be the chunks of metal that are on my mind.

    2. Re:Where's North? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all these years, I think I finally understand the background of how MC Hammer came up with his song called 'Can't touch this'! :D

    3. Re:Where's North? by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Floppies? no.

      Magnetic tape backups? That's another story.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    4. Re:Where's North? by DroppedPacket · · Score: 1

      GPS doesn't work everywhere. You have to have a visual line of site to the sky and 3 satelites in line of site. But a compass works indoors, in caves, and everyplace where you aren't sitting on a large magnet.

      --
      I am not a resource! I am a free man!
    5. Re:Where's North? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Actually, this could be kind of cool with a clit piercing. Now, excuse me while I go wrap some copper wire around my cock.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  43. magnetic fields ... by geraint-nz · · Score: 1

    feel the force luke

  44. Make Magazine by Frying+Ferret · · Score: 1

    There was an article about this in the last issue of Make
    http://makezine.com/06/platform/ (subscription required to view the article)

  45. Implants for Sensing Magnetic Fields? by thewrathoffluffy · · Score: 1

    Boy, that'd sure make 'em perky. Sounds hot to me.. How long before all the porn stars have 'em?

  46. Yes! by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If by powerful you mean painful, and if by orgasm you mean wound, then yes!

  47. Fun by OverlordQ · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Ohh yea, this is a completely cool idea, atleast till you need to get an MRI, or until the coating breaks down like (NSFW) this guy.

    --
    Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
  48. Just wait. by Ishmael24 · · Score: 0
  49. Human Compasses by As_I_Please · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, now men will be even more adamant about not asking for directions.

    "Dammit! I know where we are! We just need to head north, which is ..." *waves hand around* "... that way!"

  50. Hoax? by Handyman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dutch blog "Retecool" tried it out and calls it a hoax. Translation of highlights:

    I still need to install a ceiling lamp in the bedroom. There's no current flowing there now. The electricity company therefore doesn't charge me anything for the power being hooked up there. If there's no current, no magnet will vibrate, because it is the current (in Amperes) that causes the magnetic fields. But the electricity company does deliver me the required power for the lamp. Therefore, the connection has countless electrons waiting charged with anticipation before I poke a screwdriver into the hole. Without telling my magnet that they are so charged with anticipation, they wait for the moment that they can jump onto my well-conducting finger, to run to earth through my body. Free at last!

    One slight drawback remains to be mentioned. My iBook has a magnetic detector on the right of the keyboard which detects when the screen is closed. I now have to press "Enter" with my left hand, because approaching the magnet with my right hand puts my iBook to sleep. So while my bionic magnetic finger doesn't detect anything, my iBook does detect it.

    1. Re:Hoax? by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      He glued a magnet to his finger.

      Glued. On the outside. I wouldnt call that "tried it out". It's kind of essential that it is a strong magnet surrounded by your nerve endings. Not elasticly bonded to an elastic surface - ie skin. And just to mention it again - strong magnets... neodym or whatever they where called. Not the household 'stick things to your fridge and watch them fall off' kind of things he seemed to be using.

      So I wouldnt put much thought into this dudes observations, although I wouldnt recommend trying out the real thing. Then again I wouldnt recommend NOT trying it out either, it's all up to the adults to choose what they do to their bodies.

      I for one am up for the experience if I run into the opportunity.

  51. Pleasant vs. unpleasant magnetic sensations? by ml10422 · · Score: 1

    With every other sense, humans (or human culture) have evolved to consider some pleasant and others unpleasant. Good tastes, bad tastes, etc. Would there be pleasant and unpleasant magnetic fields?

    1. Re:Pleasant vs. unpleasant magnetic sensations? by darthgnu · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I could imagine a few bad sensations...

      • Magnet heated by radio waves (extra points for sticking your hand in a working microwave)
      • Having "fun" with hard drive magnets
      • Finding out that there was a strong magnetic field somewhere after you realise your implants are missing (ouch)
      --
      Freedom is strength, Ignorance is peace, War is slavery.
  52. They are by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

    You just happen to have the same polarity they do

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  53. Why implant the device? by David_Shultz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    why are they implanting it?

    It works by stimulating via vibration "somatosensory apparatus" (ie touch), which to the best of my knowledge IS available on the outside of the finger -it should work by being strapped to the outside. Albeit it is not as cool and cyberpunk sounding, but it does remove EVERY SINGLE NEGATIVE POINT associated with the device (painful surgery, risk or rejection, no more MRIs, etc)

  54. Magnetic Arm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The magnetic arm is next. I want to implant a solenoid into my lower arm and hook it up to unused nerve endings. With enough coils in the solenoid, it is theoretically possible to direct a magnetic field straight out from one's arm powered only from the nerve pulses. Imagine the possibilities...

  55. I have implants... by Strolls · · Score: 1
    I've been vaguely aware of this procedure for some time, but - although I have implants, tattoos, a vasectomy and another surgical piercing (NSW) - there's something about having my fingertips cut into that just squicks me.

    Considering how most people are squicked when they see my modifications, tho', I guess this is more a reflection upon me than upon any procedure. :/

    Stroller.

    1. Re:I have implants... by proudhawk · · Score: 1

      I know the feeling rather well.
      I happen to be blind and I wear artificial scleral shells
      (my eyes don't look all that good). thats as close to an
      implant as I have gotten. still, I wouldn't mind having
      an extra sense to replace one that I have lost.

      The only real problem I see with BME's, more research
      is needed..

      --
      Understanding is much like a 3-edged-sword. in this: there are always 2 sides and the truth.
  56. I can feel magnetic fields without a finger magnet by unity100 · · Score: 1

    So now what ?

  57. Humans have them as well by MCTFB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    in the forms of very trace amounts of magnetite in brain tissue. Whether or not this magnetite is actually used at all in human beings or not, there is no clear concensus on, however, at the moment it is believed that this magnetite has no effect on human beings and if this magnetite was ever used for sensing magnetic fields, it was in an ancestor of the human species going back many millions of years.

    I believe the original source for my knowledge of this was some television program, but to save you some Googling, here is one of the first hits that came up.

    1. Re:Humans have them as well by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      in the forms of very trace amounts of magnetite in brain tissue.

      Two questions:

      1. If I put a supermagnet right next to my head, am I piersing microscopic holes through my brain? There should be some effect even with trace amounts, I suppose, even if not that drastic.

      2. Where did this magnetite come from? I think my mother's diet didn't include magnetite, nor did mine. I suppose the organism will have to metabolise in a truly peculiar way to start with organic proteins and end with magnetite as well :D

    2. Re:Humans have them as well by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      Where did this magnetite come from? I think my mother's diet didn't include magnetite, nor did mine.

      To answer your question, from The Free Dictionary: magnetite Pronunciation (mgn-tt) n. The mineral form of black iron oxide, Fe3O4, that often occurs with magnesium, zinc, and manganese and is an important ore of iron

      Last I heard, the human body has all of these components -- magnesium, zinc, and manganese, in varying quantities. As indicated in the main article, the fragmented magnet within a person's finger was able to pull itself (loosely) back together through - you guessed it - magnetism. So, it's not so much of a stretch that we'd have these minute collections of magnetite in our bodies... though why they congregate specifically in the brain seems odd.

      Anyone got an answer for that one?

    3. Re:Humans have them as well by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      If I put a supermagnet right next to my head, am I piersing microscopic holes through my brain?

      Like an MRI, for instance? I'm guessing it's ok.

    4. Re:Humans have them as well by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Like an MRI [wikipedia.org], for instance? I'm guessing it's ok.

      Yup, but this is what X-Ray inventors also guessed when they shot themselves under X-Ray scaners for hours and hours of self-made moving skeleton movies, and later died by cancer.

    5. Re:Humans have them as well by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      I remember a mythbusters episode that involved pig skin, tattoo ink made with a large amount of iron oxide, and an MRI. The pig skin was undamaged. My point? Your body is tougher than you think.

      In any case, I think that alcohol is more dangerous than the brain damage that you may induce with microscopic holes through your skull.

      --
      I have nothing to say.
    6. Re:Humans have them as well by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      In any case, I think that alcohol is more dangerous than the brain damage that you may induce with microscopic holes through your skull.

      Yup, thing is, a lot of things damage our brain, even most of the food we eat. I guess living is dying, no way to separate them.

  58. So... by christoofar · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...how can we use this for sex again?

  59. Maybe try an external device first? by Municipa · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who finds it a bit absurd that nobody is talking about how they've tried wearing a magnet around their finger for a few months? Or maybe tried to make a superthin mesh sleeve made out of something magnetic to wear around their finger?

    I also think it's no coincidence that we don't see any reports of anyone using these implants for any particularly clever purpose. Anyone that did would probably have the sense to use a better designed implant or at least considered that multiple implanted magnets in one finger would eventually migrate towards one another. I supposed it's fitting that the most level headed write up is penned by someone whose signature line includes a photoshopped photo of himself with his eyes glowing blue.

    Sure, this could be an awesome idea and I would even consider getting an implant like this one day. But right now it's nothing more than a bunch of hipster posers who can't find any better application than using it as an aid when wiring their house. (which you can just test with your hands if you're running normal lines, or oh I don't know, shut off the circuit breaker. Or maybe use a 3 ounce tool to detect live wires). When one of these pale posers uses their implant to navigate their way out of a desert without looking at stars or something interesting, let me know.

  60. Star Trek reference by biglig2 · · Score: 1

    I remember reading somewhere - and Gary Mitchell knows how cannon it is - that Vulcans can see magnetic fields. Always thought that would be cool.

    I tell ya though, we geeks need better options. I mean, suppsoing my hand were to get chopped off tomorrow in a bizzare gardening accident.

    Now, I'd want a full set of cybernetic impants - who wouldn't? But if this is the best there is to offer...

    --
    ~~~~~ BigLig2? You mean there's another one of me?
  61. Used to sense their wearers? by DarylBeattie · · Score: 1

    So how long until these magnets are used to detect their wearers?

    Maybe that's desirable. Think about it, you could create locks that require you to move your fingers in various ways to unlock them; like a keypad without push-button "keys". A computer keyboard could be developed like this too. The possibilities are endless.

  62. Awesome... by aznedy · · Score: 1

    Now I can be like a pseudo-Magneto

  63. Heh heh....wow I'm a geek. by numbski · · Score: 1

    Wolverine: Hey bub. *snict*, I got adamantium coated bones and claws.
    Magneto: *bzzt* Now you don't.
    Wolverine: Don't knock me out, I'll be knocked out enough when I hit the big sleep (bleeds everwhere).

    LATER...

    Woverine: *splurch* Hey bub, I got bone claws...

    *snap* now you don't...

    --

    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

  64. Just in time against the Wiretapping Bills by unity100 · · Score: 1

    that are coming up all around the world.

    *Feel Feel* *Sense Sense* ... and we will be able to know we are being tapped or not.

  65. Destroying bankcards. by Tribbin · · Score: 1

    Keep your friggin' magnetic hands of my bank-card you idiot!

    --
    If you mod this up, your slashdot background will turn into a beautiful sunset!
  66. Nerve density by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The fingertip was chosen because of the high nerve density"

    I guess they could have chosen a worse high nerve density area.

  67. Starting your post in the subject is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    really annoying.

    1. Re:Starting your post in the subject is by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Starting your post in the subject is ... really annoying.

      Have you ever stopped an wonder why the heck do comments have subject at all.

      For a standalone article it makes sense as you see what the news and discussion will be is about, but do you really announce the subject of your reply out loud every time you want to respond to something in a real conversation?

      Thus people just have to either repeat the beginning of their post in the subject, or just start there and continue in he body, lest "cat got their tongue".

  68. Reminds me of a idea I had a long time ago by biafra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would primarily be used to outdoor survivalists/military (I'd think), but I thought of a small compass implanted in the back of a persons neck. Something very very subtle so that a person could just slightly percieve the direction of magnetic north. Personally I can't wait till there are a bunch of usefull body modifications, I never understood jabbing steel into your arm (or worse) but I'd totally get a implant that performed a usefull task.

    --
    :wq
    1. Re:Reminds me of a idea I had a long time ago by maxume · · Score: 1

      The more outdoorsy you are, the more available north is from any number of sources. Mostly, you just know, unless massively turned around. If the sun is out, it's a snap(as long as you have a vague notion of whether it is morning, noon or night). Lichen is more prevalent on the north side of trees. The North star is often useful, etc.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  69. I think I speak for all of us when I say... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

    Magnemite! Thundershock NOW!

    --
    http://www.TheGamerNation.com/Forums
    1. Re:I think I speak for all of us when I say... by idonthack · · Score: 1

      They're in my brain. Is my head a PokéBall?

      --
      Why is it that when you believe something it's an opinion, but when I believe something it's a manifesto?
  70. DIY version by quist · · Score: 1

    Twenty odd years ago in a el-mech development lab, I accidentally had a set of magnetic fingers... I was attaching some rare earth magnets to a prototype device. As the substrate was non-magnetic, I was using a sample of PermaBond/LocTite's replacement for Eastman 910--super glue. Well, super glue being super glue, it never seems to stick parts to parts, it just sticks the parts to your fingers... lil' magnets on two left fingers. shyt. then my thermostatic Weller solder iron clicks on-- ewoo, interesting.

    Try it at home with a few bits of old hard drive magnets.

  71. better by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    ya know the secret service guy cliche with the earpieces?

    put a small speaker on the jawbown.. run a wire under the skin to the thigh or armpit..- then a small coil close to the surface of the skin...

    now put another coil (transformer) on the outside.. and you have two-way radio with no coil coming out of the ears...

    --
    every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    1. Re:better by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Hate to rain on the parade...but wouldn't an in ear bluetooth receiver like they have for cell phones be simpler? Just saying that there is no reason to do surgery unless it is for a feature you can't have without direct wiring.

      I want to be involved in this kind of effort. Please God, help me get into med school. (applying this Febuary)

  72. Wait till the sex toy industry gets word of this! by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    How long before certain other bundles of nerves attract their attention. Imagine the potential market here. I can see crowds of people hanging around auto wrecking yards and major power distribution lines like so many extras from the set of Dawn of the Dead.

    --
    The problem with quotes on the internet, is that nobody bothers to check their veracity. -- Abraham Lincoln
  73. Starwars ref by Galt_Drakor · · Score: 1

    Person with this tech embedded in their fingers:

    Waves their hand,
    "The force is strong in this one."

    #Hopefully this is not too redundant.

  74. Even worse by shigelojoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finishing your post in the subject is

  75. Re:Magnetic Personality by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

    The text above the images in TFA says "Click thumbnails for full-size image".

    Do you think they really mean it this time?

  76. I disagree by analogrithems · · Score: 1

    If you look into they guy who wrote that article further you'll find that he is actually the guy who runs bmezine.com, and the so called body-hacker that did the procedure has done over 1000 implants (Including mine last year). He also has very good medical skills, he designs the tools that plastic surgeons use to separate the sub dermal layers of the skin. He is considered the best of the best in the body mod community. If you wanna say he's a body-hacker just because he learned on his own and doesn't have a surgical license fine, but don't call him stupid. It's been my experience that hackers (the kids how trained them selves) generally have as good if not far better skills. Realize what this body-moder did has experimental at worst, but so where breast implants at one point. One last thing, he doesn't just do this on some desk, he has is own fully sterile operating room.

    1. Re:I disagree by jwiegley · · Score: 1

      Never said the body-modifier was stupid. I said the patient was. Designing a tool that is useful and excellent for others does not make you competent at its use. I never ruled out the possibility of the bod-mod artist being the best at his field but he shouldn't have been doing this type of surgical correction.

      I never said that the guy who wrote the article didn't run the bmezine. I still highly doubt his intelligence based on the factors presented and is choice of treatment.

      You are comparing apples to oranges. Breast implants (modern silicone or saline) were developed by plastic surgeons, a group of people far more expert at developing, testing and correcting implantable products than body-modification artists. Earlier breast augmentation may have been designed and performed by far less qualified people using dangerous materials but the results were pretty atrocious. You are helping me prove my point.

      Like the other reply: Check out the photos in the article. That is NOT a sterile operating room-like environment for several reasons. No surgical gowns, no respitory mask, no hair control, needlessly exposed skin. And these are just the things I can see in ONE picture. Geeeze...

      --
      I will never live for sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.
  77. met Todd by jumbledInTheHead · · Score: 3, Funny

    I met Todd at a dinner party, he also has a magnetic implant in his arm which bottle caps will stick too. Anyways here is part of that conversation from that evening:

    Some friend of his whose a girl: The magnet in his arm gets him laid all the time, ask him.
    Me: So do you get laid a lot because you have the magnet.
    Todd: It isn't like I get laid from it everyday, but yeah once in awhile.
    All my friends in near unison: I want a magnet in my arm.

  78. I think I speak for a minority when I respond... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Super shocker!"

    Anyone who understood this post or the parent's had very little to do with their time about say... 6 years ago.

  79. what a waste of time by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

    i'd just attach the magnet to my fingertip with some sort of adhesive - superglue, even
    I'll still feel all the vibrations, plus the magnet would be removable and there wouldn't be worry about infection & so on...

    advanced version - light gloves (latex?) with small embedded magnets
    maybe not 100% effective, but much safer :P

    --
    Did you know that "FTW" ("for the win") is a direct translation of "Sieg Heil"?
    1. Re:what a waste of time by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Heh, I'm currently doing exactly this with glue and a 4x4x4mm magnet and I can feel the current in the wires of lamps and similar higher-current devices - the magnet vibrates very slightly if the lamp is switched on. It is just an biutj harrd to tpyopre with theh ,magnet on then fingewrh... :-)

    2. Re:what a waste of time by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

      lol nicely done :)
      a flatter magnet might be more convenient

      or, if typing is your only concern - place the magnet on the thumb you DON'T use for the space bar ;)

      --
      Did you know that "FTW" ("for the win") is a direct translation of "Sieg Heil"?
  80. hand me that floppy disk.... by seven+of+five · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... on second thought ...

  81. Sensing Magnetic Fields. by CapeDoryBob · · Score: 0

    I wear two hearing aids with telecoils. They give me the ability to sense osciliiating magnetic fields at say 100 to 3000 Hz.

    The ability is overrated. Most people don't have this ability, so our culture and surroundings are not designed to "take advantage" of this ability. When I had my CRT on I'd get a buzz in my telecoils - telling me that my crt was on - something I already knew. The buzz was a nuisance.

    Assuming the fingertip implants are successful, all their owners will get is odd tingles in their fingers at odd moments. Not worth the trouble.

  82. So by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    This people can wiretap your dirty chat by touching your cat5 cable? mmmm cool.

  83. Good news for Magneto by cciRRus · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Magneto would certainly want these.

    --
    w00t
  84. magneto. by mike518 · · Score: 1, Funny

    just keep in mind your making it easier for magneto to get you to punch yourself in the face

    --
    Mike
    I heart the RIAA & MPAA, im sure its mutual...
  85. extra senses and the blind by proudhawk · · Score: 1

    man,
    I'd really like to be able to "feel' such things as
    E-M fields and the like. in a way, this could be, in some ways,
    better than those who can use their eyes to see.

    how this for an idea.

    take these same implants and use them along with glove like
    devices that can tale light and sound and convert them to
    e-m pulses in such a way as to make a will "feel-able"
    as a distance. you would almost be able to "see" the
    world in much the same way as anyone else.

    I'd be willing to try this, being blind for close to
    15 years.

    --
    Understanding is much like a 3-edged-sword. in this: there are always 2 sides and the truth.
  86. Care to reccomend your 'piercier' [nt] by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    lameness filter, how I loathe you.

    --
    GENERATION 26: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
  87. Better Plating by Roger_Wilco · · Score: 1

    The problems encountered with the breakdown of the magnet in the body are considerable, but seem to result from protecting the metal with only a thin film of silicon. They might be avoided by putting the magnet inside a small "can" of bio-compatible metal, such as gold. Since gold can also be worked extremely well, it should be possible to make such protection.

    You could test to ensure the gold formed a proper barrier by first coating the magnet in dye. If, after being wrapped in gold and dropped in water, the dye doesn't leak, the device is probably as safe as it's going to get.

    On the other hand, maybe a ring would be a better choice, but it wouldn't get nearly as good contact with the nerves.

  88. i've been trying to get an optional BAHA implanted by phraust · · Score: 1

    actually, i have been trying to find a doctor willing to implant a bone anchored hearing aid (baha) for quite some time. the biggest problem is that i don't have a hearing problem. about the best advice i've gotten from just about anyone i've asked (from transhumanists to singulatarians), is to try and go overseas. i'd prefer tokeep it in the u.s., but if it comes down to it i'll end up doing just that...

    i'm surprised that they are so leery about performing an operation i'm completely comfortable paying for, even if i sign any waivers that might be needed to protect themselves with.

    in the end, all i want is a 3mm titanuim screw implanted into the mastoid bone behind my jaw. does anyone know of where i might be abel to get one of these? i've seen bone spikes, coral implants, glass beads and all sorts of things, but i've had very little luck finding anything thats not just cosmetic.

    medgadget was even nice enough to give me a small writeup last year.

    if any of you can help, it would be greatly appreciated.

    --
    bury the past(TM)
  89. Prosthetic device by micrometer2003 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a prosthetic device be just as effective w/o the risk of infection and occasional need to be "metal free"?

  90. Thresholds by PC-PHIX · · Score: 1

    Have you ever stopped an wonder why the heck do comments have subject at all.

    Depending on your settings, some comments do not show up 'expanded' so the subject is the only clue you have as to what the reply is going to be about.

    --
    Optimist: The thumb drive is half empty! Pessimist: The thumb drive is half full...
  91. Feel The Energy by BillX · · Score: 1

    So now you'll be able to literally feel the power?

    Did MIT students come up with this?

    --
    Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
  92. So much for his credit cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and ATM card, transit pass, and any other device with a mag strip. Not well thought out, was it then? The guy is definitely a bit off his axis there...
    But if you have $$ to spend no matter how wacky your wishes there'll always be someone to sell it to you.
    Ain't capitalism grand?

  93. Already got magnets in our brains ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The human pineal gland contains lots of magnetite crystals, and external fields of a Tesla or two can have a significant mechanical effect on these. We also have piezoelectric calcite crystals. Next time you put your head in an MRI, try not to move your head too much !

  94. The ear may hold the answer to all signal proces by Andrewelder · · Score: 1

    GadIdeas, an Oxfordshire-based research company, announces the development of new signal processing techniques set to revolutionise our understanding of sensory perception. GSP is a breakthrough patent pending technology that can, for the first time, accurately discriminate the frequency and phase of the sinusoidal components of any given signal. Our research indicates that this is exactly how the human ear interprets sound; something we've long struggled to understand. GSP is set to replace the Fast Fourier Transform, a technique that is currently used in all areas of signal processing, but which has known limitations. Martin Simpson BEng., CTO of GadIdeas (www.gadideas.com), was drawn to the development of GSP after puzzling for many years over the final hurdle of aural perception 'How does the ear really work?'. So much published research seems to stop short of the explanation of the ear's remarkable ability to distinguish sounds with speed and clarity. Applying his background of medical electronics, a degree in electrical and electronic engineering, and a career in audio software development and audio engineering, he hit on an idea which gave him a Eureka moment that started his research. Turning the idea into a tangible signal processing system he demonstrated that his idea could be the start of something big, and what is exciting is that with help he has produced an analytical tool with applications far beyond those of human aural perception. "It is so fast and so efficient that it could be the system that has evolved in nature" is his outrageous claim. Jon Stuart, CEO of Manic Media Productions (MMP, www.manic.co.uk), is another member of the GadIdeas team. Applying MMP's background of 3D visualisation in games, CAD and 3D mapping, he has used the underlying technology to develop a stunning real time, 3D coloured visualisation, plotting a scrolling 3D landscape of amplitude and frequency against time. This software tool is called Stona (c). Anything that is being listened to on a computer is analysed. This allows anyone to "see" for the first time sounds as they are being heard, in the same way the brain does, to resolutions not seen before, even down to the individual sine waves in any signal. The user can fly around this amazing 3D landscape, zooming in to any areas of interest.

  95. Moving Skeleton Movies? by WillyMF1 · · Score: 1
    Yup, but this is what X-Ray inventors also guessed when they shot themselves under X-Ray scaners for hours and hours of self-made moving skeleton movies, and later died by cancer.

    Please post a link to said "moving skeleton movies."

    PS - Any chance some of these were porn?

    1. Re:Moving Skeleton Movies? by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      Please post a link to said "moving skeleton movies."

      I saw them in a documentary on TV, maybe they are somewhere on the net but not sure.

    2. Re:Moving Skeleton Movies? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      Please post a link to said "moving skeleton movies."

      No problemo