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Steve Irwin Dead

mkosmo writes "News.com.au is reporting that Steve Irwin was killed in a freak accident while filming one of his well known documentaries. Surprisingly it wasn't a crocodile, it was a sting-ray."

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  1. oblig by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crickey!

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    1. Re:oblig by HillBilly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you see that! It got me right in the chest... oh fuc.....

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    2. Re:oblig by Wind_Walker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's called a "defense mechanism". I was making jokes during 9/11 too, because it helped me deal with it.

      It was funny. Dark and morbid, sure. But funny.

    3. Re:oblig by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How the fuck is that funny? You pieces of shit.

      It is damn funny. Irwin himself has probably play-acted a death like that a hundred times for the comedic effect.

      Besides, all humor originates from the misfortune of others. Try to come up with something funnier than a knock-knock joke that isn't at the expense of someone - you'll be at it for quite a while.

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    4. Re:oblig by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, someone died who did more than you EVER will!

      Your sentence does not parse. I suggest you stop frothing.

      I'd like to go up to you now and stab a fucking stingray barb through your heart! THEN find it funny!

      Actually, the irony of your statement is very funny. Here you are going on and on about how terrible it is to joke at death, and now you have gone waaaay beyond that and are making death threats. You are clearly unbalanced if you think you've got any moral high ground any more.

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    5. Re:oblig by cloricus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I did find that comment funny and people should laugh, it's not disrespectful in light of the sort of man he was... I have met him several times and it is a shame to lose such a great popular figure who wasn't a poser. Though my thoughts are with his lovely wife and two children, one of which is to young to remember him, and I hope they are able to deal with this. R.I.P.

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    6. Re:oblig by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, it's shocking to think that the guy is no longer with us, and on top of that, it's shocking that it's shocking.

    7. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      Morning is a selfish response. It doesn't help the dead person.
      I don't think that idea ever dawned on Sifer.
    8. Re:oblig by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny

      Steve,

      It's not good-bye - Its more like "see ya later, Alligator"

    9. Re:oblig by Shanep · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, someone died who did more than you EVER will!

      Do you know this person? Do you know what they have achieved, their abilities and their future? Grow a sense of humour! Steve was a carricature of the Aussie larakin. He'd be making jokes like this now if he could.

      When I heard about this on the news flash which interupted Blue Heelers, I thought, "I can just imagine the scene. Steve is molesting some poor stingray. He got belted in the chest with its tail and then he's gone up to the camera and said, 'CRIKEY! Look at that! This fella has got me right in the chest!'", while he bleeds for the camera.

      I always figured that an animal would ultimately kill him. I always thought it would be a croc. I find it pretty amazing that a stingray got him. My grandfather used to catch them on a hand line from his dingy. He always warned me about their sting and I knew they'd killed people, but one of them against Steve? He'd probably be disappointed. I rekon he'd rather have "Eaten by a crocodile" on his tombstone.

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    10. Re:oblig by tezbobobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. I'm with this guy. What we need is some sort of advocacy program. What I propose is this. We all log in as ACs and bitch about how people whine when celebrities die and bout how many other people are dying. We could do this with our costly internet connection. Then we could tell people that money could've been spent of anti-malarial vaccines. We can do this instead of actually going out and fundraising. Then we could bitch about how people like us, exactly like us, aren't doing anything about it.

      I think the only righteous person here is you mister AC. Shut the fuck up.

      (I just added that very last bit coz everyones doing it today).

    11. Re:oblig by lazybeam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      His name was flashed up over Ready Steady Cook today. How many people get that happen to them? He is (was?) an Australian Icon.

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    12. Re:oblig by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Steve Irwin vs Tommy Cooper for most ironic death?
      What about Jim Fixx?
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    13. Re:oblig by lazybeam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.

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    14. Re:oblig by pyrote · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Gotta say, it's a hell of alot better way to die than an alergic reaction to an ointment or something.

      He died doing what he does best, and what he loves. If only we were so lucky.

      Rest in Peace my friend, I hope you can help heaven out with the croc problems :)

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    15. Re:oblig by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody is denying that his death is a sad state of affairs for many people, let alone his family who will be going through the obvious trauma of losing someone close to them. What they are doing is applying humour to the situation. If there's anybody I can imagine coming out with a witty line about getting a stingray barb to the chest, it's Steve Irwin.

      Nobody is laughing at him except in the eyes of a few people. Many of us are choosing to remember him by what he did.

      That said, I agree with your Jackass comment, which is a blatent failure of humour.

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    16. Re:oblig by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know why everyone seems surprised that it wasn't a croc. It seems much more likely that he'd get killed by an animal which he's not experienced with. I've seen him have a very close encounter with a spitting cobra amongst others (luckily he was wearing glasses, even though he didn't realise it spat), just because he wasn't familiar with cobras.

      He's much less likely to get killed by the animal he's the most familiar with, and which he learnt about from his father.

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    17. Re:oblig by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm all for perspective in addressing tragedy and agree that the ridiculous coverage 9/11 gets cf the millions that die annually in the third word is farcical, but seriously, "this whack off" was a fairly higly regarded and popular figure especially among children. His death is at least noteworthy and if you think it is not, a respectful silence would be appreciated by those who will miss his informative and entertaining documentaries.

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    18. Re:oblig by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Possibly, but I for one am glad that it was neither a croc nor a snake. This way it actually was an accident since sting-rays, accoring to Wikipedia, don't even actively defend themselves...

      This will not keep the media from screaming "We told you so" of course. But some of us who think beyond the tips of our noses can at least say that he always knew what he was doing. He always knew the risk he was taking. This time he took a really small risk with little chance of actually happening and bang it got him. That can happen to anyone.

      It isn't heroic how he died. But at least he didn't earn himself an entry to the Darwin Awards. At least in my world he will be missed. And while I don't see the need to get on your people's nerves about the jokes, I myself do not feel like joking at all... perhaps tomorrow.

    19. Re:oblig by iamacat · · Score: 5, Funny

      He died doing what he does best, and what he loves. If only we were so lucky.

      You mean we should all die coding?

    20. Re:oblig by legoburner · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes apparently he used a lot of the profits from his documentaries to buy up areas of land to make into conservation areas for wildlife.

    21. Re:oblig by __aaxwdb6741 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are the same kind of self-righteous egomaniac dipsit I hate for censoring good peoples opinions on Slashdot.

      Mod points are not supposed to give you the power to emphasise your own opinions. They are supposed to help you weed out the bad quality posts from the good quality posts. Notice how I'm using the word quality here. The quality of a post is not determined by how well you agree with the poster. Quality is about how well-written this persons opinions are, how much real information is passed, and how little of that is bullshit.

      When I get mod points, I only mod up posts which are against my own opinion but are written in a manner which makes me respect that opinion. And everyone should do that.
      This is why people use the Post Anonymously button. So they dont get a permanent censor on their opinions by people who just cant handle the fact that not everybody agrees with their world view and morality.

      Steve Irwin is dead, so what? We all have to die at some point, and the fact that he died doing what he liked is just pure awesome! His family will probably experience a brief period of justified sadness. However, the rest of you people who only "knew" this dude from his documentaries and whichever press he might have accumulated, I just want to say - get a fucking grip!

    22. Re:oblig by kdemetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Man , everyone is so angry today . I don't see why you can't laugh with it , and why you can't mourn either . do whatever you think you should do . But don't become angry because someone else isn't doing exactly the same thing . laughing at it sort of a defense mechanism , it's exacly what sarcasm and cynism is all about .

    23. Re:oblig by el_monkeyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally I would strongly recommend never reading the comments on Slashdot on non-computer topics you feel strongly about. You'll only get pissed off with the ill-informed arseholes "making light" of the situation. I stopped after seeing initial comments about the 2004 Asian Tsunami (which killed a quarter of a million people lets not forget) turn into a discussion about Arthur C. Clarke.

    24. Re:oblig by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean we should all die coding?

      Nail infection, here I come.

    25. Re:oblig by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean we should all die coding?

      Like Steve Irwin, you could die with a pointer through the chest.

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    26. Re:oblig by Diag · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Comparing this to 9/11, is hardly relevant (I know parent AC didn't raise the subject). Irwin was one man who died because of his own misadventures.

      Being Australian and having known quite a few that are as "ocker" as Steve Irwin was, I don't think he'd be offended by the "Crikey! Did you see that little bugger? He got me right in the chest!" joke. I think he would expect it, and would probably get a laugh out of it.

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    27. Re:oblig by LSD-OBS · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, I think he meant "wanking"

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    28. Re:oblig by moochfish · · Score: 4, Funny

      Crocodiles: 0.
      Stingrays: 1.

    29. Re:oblig by moldor.the.flatulent · · Score: 5, Informative
      Personally, I almost wet myself reading some of these comments...

      My cousin used to work for Steve, and saw him go from a bloody nice guy, to a media-driven egomaniac, and then come to his senses....

      He had a wicked sense of humor, and would think nothing of throwing (for example) a harmless snake to you and telling you it was venomous, and then pissing himself laughing when you soiled your pants - that's just the kind of guy he was..

      I only ever met him once, just after the incident where he had his kid in the croc pen, and remember being impressed by his love of animals, and his hatred of those who hurt them.

      This death will be like JFK, Elvis, or the Space Shuttle explosion - people will always remember where they were when Steve Irwin died - when one of the nurses at my Dr's surgery told me she said I went white.

      Funny though, I always had a vision of him with a croc attached to his nuts and making a joke as he went into the death roll..:-)

      R.I.P. Steve - and whichever way you went, up or down, give 'em hell... We'll miss you...

    30. Re:oblig by WebCrapper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, he died working on Bindy's project. I feel sorry for her now because that will come back to haunt her in a few years when she starts to think about it.

    31. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean we should all die coding?

      Not all of us can get jobs with EA.

    32. Re:oblig by cloricus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you watch the interview by Andrew Denton (Enough Rope) you will see what sort of person he was. He wasn't some one who chased profits as his primary motivation and really did love the work. The shows were only a side to everything else like Australia Zoo and reserves. I would much rather that people looked up to him, even if you think he is just putting on a tough act, than say Bill Gates. Just my opinion though.

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    33. Re:oblig by Spurion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay Anonymous Coward, try looking at it this way: making light of particular bad news is just a symptom of a world view that would rather not worry about bad news in general. Nobody (that I know of) makes jokes about September 11th because they think September 11th was a personal loss. Plenty of people make jokes about September 11th because it's a stark reminder that, however hard we try, humanity is still a messed up bunch of animals and we'll all still be dead in the end. They'd rather treat death the same way as anything else life throws at them, instead of investing in the same stock of emotions the media deal out just like with any other tragedy.

      As for Steve Irwin, he seemed to be a great guy and I hope that everyone who knew him finds their way to deal with his death.

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    34. Re:oblig by gwicks · · Score: 4, Funny

      Enjoy it while you can.

      As soon as your "future wife" becomes your "Mrs", you'll know what it's like to have your arse ripped off by a croc!

      And you can wave goodbye to "free sex whenever I want" - LOL

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    35. Re:oblig by orasio · · Score: 2

      Well, coding accounting software while drunk, stoned and getting a BJ, could mean a lot of fun.
      Think of the possibilities.

    36. Re:oblig by at_slashdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You want to say that seeing people die horrible deaths on live TV doesn't give you the right to be emotionally scared by it?

      People react differently to tragedies, some people might have a death in family and live their life like nothing happened, somebody else might witness a tragedy and even if they don't have anybody close involved they might suffer from that event for a long time. People are different.

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    37. Re:oblig by Skater · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is true. Popular Science did an article where the author kept a diary of the risks he was encountering and would rate them, then they showed the diary to risk experts and got comments. What you said is exactly correct: people downplay the risks of, say, riding in a car, because they do it so often, while they worry a lot more about the risks of flying - despite the fact that flying is far safer than riding in a car.

    38. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just in an case anyone missed it, or is from overseas and didn't see it the first time around:
      http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/transcripts/s9 60998.htm is a transcript of his interview on 06/10/2003.

    39. Re:oblig by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm all for perspective in addressing tragedy and agree that the ridiculous coverage 9/11 gets cf the millions that die annually in the third word is farcical,

      9/11 gets a lot of coverage in the states because it was the first attack on American soil in 60 years. Yes, it is a more 'sexy' topic, so it gets more coverage. It's very much like how AIDS gets a lot of coverage in America but it's not in the top 10 'causes of death' lists. It kills in a horrific way, and spreads in a horrific way, so the media covers it.

      The sad part is, I think most slashdotters are bright enough to realize that, and most of the "9/11 gets too much coverage" comments are anti-Americanism dressed up as pseudo-intellectual thought.

    40. Re:oblig by RevWhite · · Score: 2, Funny

      How might somebody die looking at pr0n?

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    41. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > And you can wave goodbye to "free sex whenever I want"

      I never said hello.

      - a.c.

    42. Re:oblig by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I am a brazilian, never had travelled to the US at that time, had no american friends (at that time, also), and didn't know a single person that has died on Sep 11th. Yet, it struck me with a feeling of personal loss and it definitelly changed my views on life. I remember walking as a zoombie on Rio de Janeiro streets and trying to be close to people I love. For me, and for all the folks I knew that were not stupid pseudo-leftist dumb-asses 9/11 was as close and as real as if someone droped a nuke on Rio de Janeiro. Just because you're a cold guy that could never feel anything for people beyond your closed circle, it doesn't mean everybody acts the same.

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    43. Re:oblig by Glass+Lizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's possible to look up to both of them. Gates has done quite a bit of philanthropic work in the past few years.

    44. Re:oblig by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "9/11 gets too much coverage"
      I see. If an American says this, it's just a thing Americans know. But if a non-American says it it's anti-Americanism.
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    45. Re:oblig by brsmith4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, even if an American says this it is still considered anti-americanism (or an "america-hater" or "self-hating american", etc.). I've grown tired of nationalism and was under the impression that we were supposed to have cast that off some time ago. Unfortunately, this is not the case. I suppose I hate my country by virtue of my ambivalence towards the US in general and my complete lack of "patriotism".

      As for Steve: May he always be remembered for his work in wildlife conservation and for bringing such causes to our attention via his unorthodox and entertaining antics.

    46. Re:oblig by bwilli123 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's spelled 'crikey'

    47. Re:oblig by lbrandy · · Score: 2, Funny

      AIDS gets a lot of coverage in America but it's not in the top 10 'causes of death' lists. It kills in a horrific way, and spreads in a horrific way

      I don't think you are doing it right.

  2. Honestly, this was a long time coming by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I feel for his kids. These poor kids are going to grow up with a father. All they are going to really know about him is going to be what they see on TV.

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    1. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by BifurcatedFocus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes. Very sad for the kids, especially. Sad for his wife too, but she made the choice to marry such a risk-taker. Speaking of which, who was watching the kids anyway? The Age reports: It's believed his American-born wife Terri is trekking on Cradle Mountain in Tasmania and authorities are trying to reach her with news of her husband's death.

    2. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by trolleymusic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I feel sorry for his kids too, one of them is named after a weed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindi_(plant) which grows in all sorts of places in Australia...

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    3. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by rifter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Speaking of which, who was watching the kids anyway?

      They were probably with her. They took the kids with them on their trips. One thing Steve and Terry had in common was that their own childhoods were spent trekking through wilderness with their parents learning about wildlife. Steve often recounted how he had learned to handle reptiles while following in his father's footsteps as a young boy.

    4. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by thejynxed · · Score: 5, Informative
      From: http://www.mote.org/index.php?src=gendocs&link=Sti ngrays&category=Shark%20Research&submenu=INFO

      The venom apparatus or "sting" of a stingray is a spine or modified dermal denticle (the scales covering sharks and stingrays) with two ventral grooves filled with venom-producing tissue. The venom apparatus is surrounded by a cell-rich covering or sheath that also may produce lesser amounts of venom. The venom itself is a largely protein-based toxin that causes great pain in mammals and may also alter heart rate and respiration. However, since it is proteinaceous, it can be inactivated by exposure to high temperatures. Because of this, immersion of the wound in hot water or application of a heat compress are recommended as an immediate treatment for unfortunate victims of a stingray injury or "envenomation." Although this may reduce the initial pain of a stingray injury, victims should still obtain medical assistance so that the wound can be properly examined and cleaned to avoid secondary infections or other complications.

      As mentioned above, the sting on most pelagic stingrays is situated near the base of the tail. This may discourage predators from biting the animal near its vital organs. In contrast, the sting of most bottom-dwelling stingrays is located further away from the body, making it a more effective and dangerous "striking" weapon. However, it should be pointed out that the sting is purely a defensive weapon only and that the "striking" action is an involuntary response rather than a conscious "attack."

      Stingers usually range from 4cm to 6 inches. And they are barbed and venemous. So, if this was a large stingray with a large stinger, it is easy to understand how he could have perished from receiving a direct blow to the chest from one of these.
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    5. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by lovebyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stingers usually range from 4cm to 6 inches.
      You working for the NASA ?

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    6. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by jazzmans · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the fact that his childs name was an indigenous species of his native land is a good thing IMO, not a bad thing. (weed is a very subjective term, in fact I like most things that get called 'weed', not just pot)

      Now, the fact is I've made as much fun of him as most folks, and I thought the 'crikey' quote was a good epitaph, but it is sad nonetheless.

      I'll hoist a beer to him at the bar tomorrow, that I know.

      I'd suspect he'd make a joke as well.

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    7. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by binkzz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I feel for his kids. These poor kids are going to grow up with a father."

      http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6362/lawlmn9.jp g

      =(

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    8. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Fred+Porry · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The guy _DIED_ and you people are pissing on him? How classy.
      Thank you! I was reading the first postings and couldnt believe it. I dont give a damn about this guy but pissing on him/making fun about his death the way those guys up there did? Never.
    9. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by delinear · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're being raised by wolves, of course.

    10. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by stiggle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The kids have always had the extended family of the Zoo staff.
      There is more footage than just the crazy stuff of Steve, there is a lot of him being a caring father during the filming of the TV series. Who else would be laying concrete with a toddler?

    11. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by pjay_dml · · Score: 2

      It was his final lesson: Even if you know what you are doing, these wild beasts can get the best of animal handlers.

  3. Thanks Steve by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Steve should be commended for his efforts over the years. His enthusiasm was infectious.

    Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals.

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    1. Re:Thanks Steve by NineNine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals."

      Why is this unfortunate? I think that this is fortunate in two ways:

      1. Stupid people are less likely to mess with wild animals. That's good for the animals.

      2. People are reminded that no matter what kind of technology we have, nature is going to get ALL of us in the end, and there's a good chance that many of us could be easily wiped out by something as massive as a hurricane or as wild as a stingray (apparently). It teaches people to be both humbled and awed by nature. That's good for people.

    2. Re:Thanks Steve by Coneasfast · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yep. I have the upmost respect for him, I could never get into that much danger. Luckily computer parts don't have sharp claws. Imagine upgrading your video card: "Isn't she a beauty, a brand new nVidia 78... Crikey! the fucker bit me!"

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    3. Re:Thanks Steve by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals.

      Wild animals can be dangerous and there's no way around that. In combination with his intended message, his death is probably a good lesson to leave nature alone, and that's one of the best environmental messages one can give.

    4. Re:Thanks Steve by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Steve should be commended for his efforts over the years. His enthusiasm was infectious. Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals.

      I always preferred Sir David Attenborough. That is someone who truly loves and respects nature. Perhaps Steve did too, but watching his show it seemed to be more about him being wild and wacky and less about the animals. They were just there to be annoyed and do "dangerous" things.

      Try wathing Living Planet, Life in the Undergrowth, Blue Planet or something like that. Better footage, better science, better drama...

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    5. Re:Thanks Steve by ozbird · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Luckily computer parts don't have sharp claws.

      Some do - and I have the scars to prove it. Anyone who has worked elbow deep in an old computer case (the ones without rolled edges) will know what I'm talking about.

    6. Re:Thanks Steve by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I was about to say, if you've never been bitten by a computer, you haven't worked with PC hardware much.

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    7. Re:Thanks Steve by johansalk · · Score: 3, Informative

      And here it is just like you said "that's my boy... ouch!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EJFJb77Jdw

    8. Re:Thanks Steve by Dasher42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a big fan of Attenborough too, but I think Irwin's show reached a different kind of person, and everybody could stand to have more appreciation of nature. Really, sneaking a nature show into a stunt show is what he did, and it's really sad that the odds caught up with him. Steve Irwin's off-camera work showed he really cared about wildlife, and it's really sad to lose someone like that.

      A stingray barb to the chest - ouch, that's a painful way to go. If I'm right, only one person has ever survived that.

    9. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      I enjoyed Irwin's TV show and his character, but I can't agree that he was a "Model environmentalist".

      He was in fact a critic of the concept of "sustainable use", which is regarded by the IUCN (amongst many other international organizations) as being an important conservation mechanism.

      http://www.iucn.org/themes/ssc/susg/bgrnd/intro.ht ml

      "Using renewable natural resources sustainably means doing so in such a way that does not threaten a species by over-use, yet it will optimise benefits to both the environment and human needs. Sustainably using natural resources, including plants, forests, fish, and other wildlife, is an important conservation tool when addressing the increasing pressures on nature by people."

      Irwin seemed to prefer a "zoo-like" perspective of nature.

    10. Re:Thanks Steve by malsdavis · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Really, sneaking a nature show into a stunt show is what he did, and it's really sad that the odds caught up with him."

      The irony of it all is that he wasn't killed by one of the deadly animals he often encountered. Stingrays are not normally considered dangerous, they are extremely passive and gentle creatures, their sting is purely for self-defense.

      In fact, according to the http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5311 298.stmBBC, he is the first person in Australia to die from a Sting-ray since 1945!

      Truely, this is a tragic freak accident. I just hope all his conservation work (which was REAL conservation work not just for show) can be kept going.

    11. Re:Thanks Steve by el_womble · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was once blown across the room whilst I was fixing an old and dusty PSU. I accidently touch the case and one of the bigger caps at the same time whilst the thing was still plugged in.

      Thats the sort of mistake you only make twice, maybe three times. Four and you're clearly an addict.

      --
      Scared of flying, pointy things snce 1979!
  4. Didn't see that coming by linguizic · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always thought he would die of cancer, or heart attack at age 90. Who knew that chasing wild animals to pin them down could be so dangerous?

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    Does this sig remind you of Agatha Christie?
  5. why did it kill him? by ftsf · · Score: 5, Interesting
    from wikipedia:
    Dasyatids do not attack aggressively, or even actively defend themselves. When threatened their primary reaction is to swim away. However, when they are attacked by predators or stepped on, the barbed stinger in their tail is mechanically whipped up, usually into the offending foot; it is also possible, although less likely, to be stung "accidentally" by brushing against the stinger.
    what did he do to cause a stingray to kill him? TFA says it was a freak accident. but was it really? what were the stingray's intentions?
    1. Re:why did it kill him? by TheDugong · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What do you reckon? I would bet serious money on him doing the usual lets annoy a wild animal so I can look cool and have my own TV channels. But guess what, humans cannot move anywhere near as fast as fish underwater. I am a pretty experienced scuba diver and have seen more stingrays than I can remember. I have been slammed by a big (~2M disc diameter) stingray in an aquarium (a mate sneaked some frozen fish into my pocket :) ), it was absolutely hilarious, far from scary. They are simply not agressive. They filter sand for little crustacean and fish fodder. You would have to seriously provoke them for them to do more than just swim away. I wonder if the film footage (there is bound to be some) will ever surface.

    2. Re:why did it kill him? by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sting rays can be big critters, and when they whip that tail the barb goes where it goes. Friend of the family took one through the knee decades ago - that's through the knee JOINT, from posterior lower to anterior upper leg. Three months in the hospital (infection) and never walked thereafter without a limp. People who work in/around the shallows are much more afraid of sting rays than shark attack - when you've got an eight-inch spike through you, it doesn't help much to say it was "inadvertent" rather than "intentional".

      On the bright side, Terri's now available! ;)

      KeS

    3. Re:why did it kill him? by Americano · · Score: 5, Informative
      IANASE (... not a stingray expert), but according to this article:

      Stingrays are generally non-aggressive and intelligent creatures. They have been called the "pussycat of the sea," and devotees of diving programs on educational TV are often treated to images of scuba divers hitching a ride with some of the larger forms. This is a precarious activity at best, however, since the stingray's spine is in a perfect position to inflict injury to a human pressed against their dorsum. And if frightened, roughly handled, or captured, they react quickly by using their tail to place the sting in close contact with the object of their discomfort. Stingrays cannot raise or lower their stings voluntarily. The wound they inflict comes from the arching forward flick of their muscular tail. Envenomation occurs when the tip of the spine penetrates the ray's integumentary sheath and lacerates the skin of the victim simultaneously.

      Human injuries also occur during stingray capture, when people attempt to haul them into a boat. Another common scenario is for the victim, wading in shallow water, to accidentally step on a stingray buried just beneath the sand. In these instances, the ray flicks up its tail, usually lacerating the leg. Contrary to popular "nature documentaries," it is extremely hazardous to swim directly over, or in close proximity to, a stingray. A flick of the tail is apt to pierce a person's body, and a serious, even potentially fatal, situation is in the offing.

      The same article goes on to say:

      Stingray injury has two aspects: 1) immediate physical trauma from the powerful penetrating action of the spine, and 2) envenomation at the site of the wound with the contents of the ray's integumentary sheath. Although venom is not always deposited during a "sting incident," these two insults often work in dangerous synchrony.

      Most traumatic injuries inflicted by rays occur to the lower limbs of bathers and boaters, and to the hands and arms of fisherman, hobbyists and other handlers. If a major blood vessel is lacerated, hemorrhage can occur and could even be fatal. There is at least one case in the literature of a victim whose femoral artery was pierced by the spine of a stingray; the victim bled to death. In about 5% of such injuries, the spine is broken off and remains in the wound, especially when the fish is pulled off the victim. Penetration of any part of the trunk (chest, abdomen, groin) is a serious medical emergency. Introduction of the ray's necrotizing venom directly into the body cavity of a person has been known to cause insidious necrotizing effects on the heart and other internal organs, and death is often inevitable.
    4. Re:why did it kill him? by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      what did he do to cause a stingray to kill him? TFA says it was a freak accident. but was it really? what were the stingray's intentions?

      I know it's not appropriate to say but, maybe he was trying to jam 'is thumb up its butt'ole.

    5. Re:why did it kill him? by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Stingrays are generally non-aggressive and intelligent creatures. They have been called the "pussycat of the sea,"
      Yeah, but that's always the official line on animals. No matter how many surfers are eaten by sharks in a year, every single news report of an attack will always say how unusual it is, and how sharks normally don't attack people.

      On the other hand, since it was Stever Irwin, it's easy to imagine he was trying to horse around with them. I don't see why that makes people vindictive though. When Dale Earnhart died, I didn't hear anybody say "Ha! Only a fool would drive in Nascar!" We all choose to take some chances, and my guess (just a guess) is that if there had been 100,000 Stever Irwins, more would have died in traffic accidents than due to animals.

    6. Re:why did it kill him? by jamesh · · Score: 3, Funny
      On the bright side, Terri's now available! ;)


      Better wait till she hears the news first. Last I heard she was wandering around Tasmania and hadn't been notified yet. Hope she doesn't read slashdot. Hope the kids don't read slashdot.
    7. Re:why did it kill him? by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 3, Informative
      According to http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/09/04/11572 22051494.html
      Tasmania Police this afternoon confirmed Mr Irwin's American-born wife Terri was travelling in Tasmania, where she is reported to be trekking on Cradle Mountain.

      A spokeswoman said police had made contact with Mrs Irwin and "passed on a message relating to the death of her husband".
    8. Re:why did it kill him? by Duds · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When Dale Earnhart died, I didn't hear anybody say "Ha! Only a fool would drive in Nascar!"

      You didn't?

      Plus Dale Snr wore an open faced helmet simply because he was too arrogant to wear a proper one like everyone else. PLENTY of people had a go at that after he died, although as I understand it, in that specific case it wouldn't have made huge difference.

    9. Re:why did it kill him? by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Informative

      From what they've said on the TV here, it sounds like they were filming the stingray. Cameraman to the front, and Irwin over the top; the ray felt cornered and trapped, and reacted defensively.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    10. Re:why did it kill him? by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 3, Informative

      Plus Dale Snr wore an open faced helmet simply because he was too arrogant to wear a proper one like everyone else.

      Arrogance had nothing to do with it. There was no rule in NASCAR requiring such a helmet, and Dale Sr. felt it restricted his vision and perception too much -- something that (in his opinion) could actually make driving more dangerous. In any event, a full helmet would have done nothing to save him, as it was his skull detaching from his spine due to rapid deceleration that killed him. A HANS device would have saved him, but that was also an "optional" safety device according to NASCAR rules. The rules have since been changed to make both safety devices mandatory.

      Earnhart had been driving in NASCAR for decades with no full helmet, no HANS device, and 60's-era safety devices we wouldn't put on a minivan today. He'd survived countless violent crashes with such protection. He knew the risks and was comfortable with them, otherwise he wouldn't climb in the car. It wasn't arrogance, it was simply a matter of the odds catching up to him. Even with today's safety enhancements, drivers are killed every now and then. It's a regrettable -- but unavoidable -- part of the sport, but that's no different than other "safe" sports. Christopher Reeve was paralyzed in an equestrian accident, for crying out loud. You simply can't engage in most vigorous sports without at least a minor risk of injury.

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      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  6. Just goes to prove what geeks have always known by east+coast · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's best to admire nature from afar... like on TV. People think we're just lazy fat hermits but you don't see us getting ate by bears!

    --
    Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
  7. Which one done it? by Skiron · · Score: 2

    Was it Troy Tempest, Phones, or even Marina??

  8. A real shame by Centurix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I only live 30 minutes from his Australia Zoo at Beerwah and have watched him perform the croc stuff a couple of times and it was very entertaining.

    I remember trying to take a photograph of my kid at the petting zoo while his kid was in there and I was politely asked not to. Mind you, it was just after the whole 'dangling the baby in front of the baby eating crocodile' incident, I can understand the paranoia at the time.

    --
    Task Mangler
  9. R.I.P. Steve. by ColaMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Poor old Steve - but at least went out was doing what he loved, as opposed to getting hit by a bus or something.
    I met him briefly once or twice - he was a friend of a friend - and while he used to ham it up for the cameras, he was a nice guy and very passionate about wildlife.

    *sigh*

    He will be missed.

    --

    You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
    There is a lot of hype here.
    1. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by HappyEngineer · · Score: 4, Funny

      This reminds me of the death of Douglas Adams. He was a funny writer and he died while exercising. Truly ironic. If one has to die then it's nice that the death be apropos to the type of person you are.

      If I die an early death, I hope it's due to a meteorite hitting me while sitting at my computer.

    2. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by Gleng · · Score: 3, Funny
      he died while exercising

      At least he had his towel with him when he died.

      --
      "Proudly Posting Without Reading The Article"
  10. Fastest Travellling News by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is the fastest I've ever seen news hit the front page on slashdot.

    In fact since this news broke an hour ago I've received 1 phone call, 4 SMS's and 6 e-mails about it. A coworker came running to tell me about it and 88+ news items about it have appeared so far on Google News. Just goes to show that people really care about Steve Irwin.

    With that kind of influence it makes you wonder what he might have achieved if he hadn't died.

    --
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    1. Re:Fastest Travellling News by linguizic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not so sure the speed of this news item travelling shows how much people cared for him. I think it's more indicative of how interested we all have been for years about how he was going to meet his end.

      --
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    2. Re:Fastest Travellling News by HillBilly · · Score: 2

      Love him or hate him. Steve was a good guy doing what he loved and will be remembered that way.

      --
      "Go into the hall of mirrors and have a bloody hard look at yourself" - HG Nelson
    3. Re:Fastest Travellling News by GrumpySimon · · Score: 2, Funny

      huh, so that explains the fascination with Paris Hilton...

    4. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is the fastest I've ever seen news hit the front page on slashdot

      What?

      He was killed approximately 11am localtime
      First posted to www.whirlpool.net.au ItN forum at 1:52pm (Radio in FNQ is the orginal source)
      Major Local news sites pick the story up from around 2:10pm onwards
      Wikipedia picks the story up about 5 minutes later
      Major Local news sites go down
      Major Local news sites come back up
      First posted to /. at 3:37pm /. is pretty slow considering

    5. Re:Fastest Travellling News by byolinux · · Score: 5, Funny

      In years to come...

      Kid: 'What were you doing when Steve Irwin was killed, dad?'

      Me: 'Reading Slashdot, son.'

      Kid: 'What's Slashdot?'

      Me: 'It was this magical place where all the news stories were posted two or three times each, where some people would charge in without even reading the story at all and we'd all get a chance to score each others posts, though that was a bit of contentious issue.'

      Kid: 'Oh. Kinda like Digg?'

  11. The world is lessened by Wylfing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I heard about this a couple of hours ago while talking online on a MUD I used to code for. The first thought I had was that the world was a lesser place without him, just like the world was reduced when Fred Rogers passed. This was a Grade-A human being, and in an odd way very important to me. Let's just say my dog's name is Bindi.

    Good luck, Steve.

    --
    Our intelligent designer has never created an animal that we couldn't improve by strapping a bomb to it.
  12. Darwin by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know that Mister Irwin has already reproduced successfully, right? And that he will leave quite a bit of money to his offspring? I'll lay 10-to-1 odds that his offspring will be more successfull than any of ours. They'll have their father's wealth, outstanding physical health, and at least a shred of his fame.

  13. He was cringeworthy but... by 1stdoc · · Score: 5, Informative

    .. it's sad to see him go. As an Australian it was always a bit embarassing the way he perpetuated that particular stereotype but he did a lot of good for the country, not just for tourism but for conservation as well. A fair chunk of his money went straight back to buying up tracts of land for conservation.

    1. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by renegadesx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He earnt my hatered spreading that stereotype, but i learned to live with it, its just like alot of people i know stereotyping americans as arrogant fat self loving over patriotic wankers. Every country has their stereotypes I guess

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    2. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by simong_oz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know I used to think exactly the same as you - I also cringed that the world thought this was what Australians were like. But the more I saw of the bloke the more I realised it wasn't an act, it was genuine, unbridled enthusiasm. He wanted people to be as fascinated as he was, his enthusiasm was magnetic, and real. He wanted to teach all this stuff to kids. He wanted people to respect these (dangerous) wild animals the way he did. He never held back, he always smiled. And for all those reasons and more, he completely turned me around - I am more than happy that the world thinks this represents Australians at their core - genuine, enthusiastic, and a good mate.

      RIP Steve.

      --
      "Because it's there." - George Mallory, when asked why he wanted to climb Mt Everest, March 18, 1923 (New York Times)
  14. Respect by riceboy50 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am a little appalled by the reaction of many /.ers. This was a guy with a family. You have no idea whether he was responsible and careful with animals, not being animal trainers yourselves. All you have is your uninformed opinion about it. Have a little respect for the guy, if only because he was more than just a TV star.

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    1. Re:Respect by linguizic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh come on! If I had his job I would expect people to crack wise if I died the way he did. Yes, he was a good guy, and I feel bad for his family. But look at it this way: this summer my mom was diagnosed with cancer and underwent chemo. To relieve stress my brother and I would tell yo' mama jokes and they would always end up with "oh yeah? well yo' mama has cancer" which got the biggest laughs. You have to laugh at death, or else you're just going to feel like shit all the time.

      My mother's in remission if anyone cares.

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      Does this sig remind you of Agatha Christie?
    2. Re:Respect by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 5, Funny

      My mother's in remission if anyone cares.

      Ouch. I thought the state you want would be for the cancer to be in remission.

    3. Re:Respect by capologist · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You have to laugh at death, or else you're just going to feel like shit all the time.


      Exactly. And it's important not to feel like shit, because if you feel like shit, then other people aren't going to be able to criticize you for not feeling like shit and pat themselves on the back for being superior. So, for their sakes, laugh.
    4. Re:Respect by Voice+of+Meson · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact Steve himself has joked about his own death. On the australian ABC's Enough Rope I remember him saying something like...

      "I've been doing this for 20 years without incident, yet the day something happens there's going to be a whole bunch of people saying "There, I told you he'd get bitten!""

      Still, when I fuck up at work the worst thing I catch is unpaid overtime.

      --
      Dammit! I had a good one.
  15. Invincible by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The way his character was built though, he became a living legend, you sort of just expected him to live and keep doing what he did.

    A lot of people I have spoken to feel the same way, much like when Princess Di died, its just almost inconceivable.

    He was a controversial Australian hero and I hope he will be remembered for all the good things he did and not just the bad.

    1. Re:Invincible by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      its just almost inconceivable.

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

      --
      John
    2. Re:Invincible by plover · · Score: 2, Informative
      "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son."

      Actually, it's a line from The Princess Bride. Sorry, I thought EVERYBODY had seen that movie, it's a classic.

      --
      John
    3. Re:Invincible by cliath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Definately. There were not any parenthesis in his comment.

  16. Not to worry... by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is the fastest I've ever seen news hit the front page on slashdot.

    It'll be posted again in a week.

  17. RIP, Steve by ekhben · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like him or think he's a tool, he's entertained millions for years, and he's done his bit to help the environment, both through education and monetary contributions. Take a moment to reflect on that, THEN post yer jokes. ;)

  18. FedEx by LouisZepher · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am suddenly reminded of that FedEx commercial he was in. The one where he gets bit by the snake, and he says "That's no problem, we have a shipment of antivenom arriving via FedEx", then an off-camera voice says: "Uh, we didn't use FedEx this time..."

  19. Ignoring all the stupid crap by rampant+mac · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ignoring all the stupid crap and lame jokes that I'm sure will get posted well before (and after) I make my comments....

    *You* may have not liked the guy; maybe you hated him. His style, his 'in your face attitude' about "Outback" animals might have been a little bit too 'kooky' for what most mainstream Americans are used to. But anyway...

    I met him once while on a flight out to LA (I think he was doing the Late Show /w Leno) and honestly I've never met anyone who had such a zest for life. Seriously, the guy was so upbeat about EVERYTHING, it was hard to ignore him.

    People like him are so special. I'll never forget him, and I hope you all won't either.

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    1. Re:Ignoring all the stupid crap by irving47 · · Score: 4, Funny

      There are GOING to be jokes. Doesn't mean people disrespect him. You simply can't pull the stuff he pulled and not get some barbs along the way.

      --
      I had a sucky sig.
  20. An awesome life full of adventure by Pizaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I admire Steve's courage, his enthusiasm, his zest for life and for letting us all share a little bit of the wondererous life he lived. Many of us can only hope to be so lucky as to live a life that isn't mundane, tedious and predictable. Steve's been to more places, witnessed more beautiful and fascinating cultures and people and animals than most of us would if we had 3 lives to live. He knew the risks and chose to live his life the way he wanted to live it. Not many people can say that. We're all gonna die. Might as well go out while living life to the fullest.

  21. Ironically... by patio11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Steve Irwin mustered more humanity for the lowest lizard on one of his documentaries than /. seems to be able to muster for him. "reproduced successfully" "offspring" These are not words which one generally uses with regards to people, and certainly not when a family is currently grieving the loss of their father.

  22. Doin What He Loved by blueZhift · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All jokes aside, like most people in dangerous professions, he knew the risks and died doing what he loved to do. Given a choice of ways to go, that's not so bad.

  23. The real deal by paxmaniac · · Score: 5, Informative

    Steve Irwin was the real deal. He really cared about the environment he worked in. It was revealed earlier this year that he successfully lobbied the Federal Government to oppose plans for the creation of a crocodile 'game hunting' tourist industry in the Northern Territory. He did it privately and quietly - it was only reported after it came to light through freedom of information requests.

    link

    My hat goes off to you Steve, and my condolences to your family.

    1. Re:The real deal by krayzkrok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually that's not quite correct. Steve very vocally lobbied the environment minister in his opposition to the safari hunting program. What came out later was that the environment minister was about to approve the program based on very strong scientific, economic and social evidence, until Steve Irwin took him to see some crocs, wined and dined him, and basically caused him to rethink his decision. In other words, the environment minister ignored all the factual evidence in favour of one man's emotional appeal. Not everyone would regard this as informed conservation strategy.

      Steve always put animals first and common sense second, whether it was his own personal safety or his conservation recommendations. Still, nobody ever wished his fate upon him and it's sad to see him go - he was a "spanner in the works" that kept people on their toes. He ultimately did a lot of good things for crocs, and for that I respected him.

  24. Re:Now that's ironic by linguizic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If by "someone who is the epitome of everything that geeks are not" you mean he had a tan from actually being out in sunlight, then yeah he was the opposite of a geek. But I define geeks as people who are dedicated to their passions. It maybe an esoteric passion, but a passion nonetheless. Some geeks are passionate about Star Trek and finding security flaws in the Linux kernel, while others are passionate about music and art. Steve Irwin's passion for living creatures makes him a geek in my book.

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  25. grisly as it may be.. by DarrylKegger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..there's a very good chance his death was captured on video. How long till it hits the net?

  26. I'm surprisingly upset by svunt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The first time I saw Steve Irwin, I cringed horribly (I'm Australian), but he got to me. I can honestly say I've never seen a happier person, with so much energy & such a good, innocent heart. I was mocking him a few years ago, mercilessly. Now, I'm feeling kind of weepy. RIP Steve, and my heart goes out to the Irwin family & friends. Thanks on behalf of the animals :)

    1. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by AcidDan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think every Australian cringes to a point with Steve (usually because he reminds us of how we really are), before they find out about the man behind the Crocodile Hunter. A few things that I found out from a mate that works at Australia Zoo changed my opinion of him: Firstly, he is genuinely like that - in front of the screen and in everyday life: a larger than life character that is always enthusiastic about wildlife. You can only respect genuiness of spirit. Something I think a lot of us miss today.

      Secondly, he spends all the money he gets reinvesting into australian wildlife in one form or another. Hearing that he buys up huge tracts of land just so the animals living there could just do their thing really got my respect.

      I think it's appropriate that he died doing the things that he loved, but my condolences go to his family, who more than anyone else will fell the loss of a husband, father and decent bloke.

      -- Dan =(

    2. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by svunt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll field this one. We Australians are, (forgive me my generalizations) uncouth, loud, boisterous, subtle-as-a-brick-in-the-face folks, and we drink a lot of beer & act like tools (Steve Irwin could do this sober).

    3. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by Diag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Out of curiosity, what do you mean by Irwin reminding you of the way you really are?"

      Most Australians hadn't even heard of Steve Irwin before he was very popular in the USA and other places. I think my first reaction when seeing him the first time was "Oh no, he's another Crocodile Dundee".

      But after a while we saw that that seems to be his genuine character. Some years ago, most Australian men were very similar in many ways to Steve Irwin. Nowadays, in the larger cities, there's a diverse mix of "personalities". Some people might think Aussies like Irwin don't really exist anymore, and that his persona was not genuine. But you just have to drive 50 kilometres out of the city, and there are Iriwns-aplenty.

      We Australians are tragically prone to cultural cringe. (We invented the term, in fact). I think it's a result of spending the last 200 years as a distant, disregarded, relatively lightly populated colony of England, who still thought of us as a bunch of convicts. Recently we seem to have largely transferred the attention of our collective inferiorty complex to the USA.

      Sigh. You asked...

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  27. Thanks Steve by martin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For your unending enthusiasm, commitment and teamwork (how many people to catch a croc!) in bringing folk a little nearer to those wonderful animals.

    You'll be missed by both the many who never met you, and by those who loved you.

    To your family, may your God comfort you and protect you during these days of mourning.

    RIP.

  28. I thought the exact thing by Kunta+Kinte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The first thought I had was that the world was a lesser place without him,...

    Even after reading the story, I smiled when I saw him in character. This guy was an amazing educator and entertainer.

    First thing that crossed my mind was "With all what's going on, this world needs more Steve Irwin's, not less".

    R.I.P. Croc' Hunter

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  29. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As an American, I can only wish people identified my nationality with someone as sincerely pleasant and frank as Steve Irwin. You could do a lot worse.

    This is true. Americans, even from our own media, are labelled obese, violent, culturally insensitive lackwits. We're identified with a jingoist leader that 50% of us opposed. Even those of us who challenge the stereotypes and work to change things (though I am a fatass, so I guess one strike) get to deal with the constant barrage of negative images.

    Of course, living in the wealthiest center of power in the western world certainly has advantages, so I can't complain, but I've never really found it possible to take pride in my country the same way others do. I wouldn't be upset at all if we were identified with a loveably corny and passionate conservationist and educator. I know Steve Irwin represented a stereotype, but I've never thought of it as a particularly negative one.

  30. blatantly stolen by JeremyALogan · · Score: 4, Funny
    For some reason reading something from/about someone in Australia reminds me of a joke I read on here (can't remember who originally posted it).
    Upon filling out Customs forms to enter Australia I came across a line that asked if I was a convicted felon. I responded with "I didn't know it was still a requirement."
    1. Re:blatantly stolen by njh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whereas flying into the US they ask you a hundred times if you're a terrorist.

      Customs official: "For the one hundredth time, ARE YOU A TERRORIST?!"
      Passenger: "Oh, ok, I am. happy now?"

  31. This bums me out. by elgee · · Score: 2

    He was a real animal lover and worked for the preservation of many species.

    Rest in peace, friend.

  32. Dealing with risks. by rew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have always had the impression that Steve got slightly too close to the dangerous animals. Sure, he was better at this than I am, and he probably "knew what he was doing" most of the time.....

    But still.... If at one point in time you decide to do something dangerous that has a 1/1000 chance of getting you killed, there is a better than 99% chance (99.9% in fact) that you'll survive. If this happens a couple of times during your lifetime. Fine. If 1000 people live similarly dangerously as you, some get killed. Fact of life.

    Because Steve did this kind of dangerous stuff on a dayly basis, his chances of survival drop significantly. Statistics.

    In practise it's worse than what theoretical statistics predict: after surviving 99 dangerous (say 1/1000) situations humans think they have things under control, and will start to engage in even more dangerous behaviour (say 1/100). Pushing the limits.

    Freak accident? No. Statistics caught up with him.

  33. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by rucs_hack · · Score: 2

    when I was a kid in australiaa I was smacked black and blue by my dad when he caught me playing with a stingray.
    His logic was that he'd rather I not do it because he hit me then not do it because I was dead. I get his point now, as an adult, but as a kid it just worked, I didn't know why.

  34. Re:The idiot endangered his son by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Funny
    That and the way he molested female pigs

    Details?

  35. Re:He played the game by nickos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The more intelligent, more healthy person will likely have more healthy intelligent children"

    Yes, that's the theory, but in reality it seems to be the less intelligent people who are having all the kids while smarter professional couples have less or no children...

  36. Wikipedia article on 'stingray' by Rameriez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It might be interesting to note that the Wikipedia article on stingrays has already been locked due to vandalism, only hours after the news hit the Web. Mr Irwin's death has had a much greater impact online than I originally anticipated.

  37. Freak accident or asking for it? by DrXym · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sucks to be his family, but his basic modus was to pick-up, provoke or otherwise annoy wild and venomous animals. Therefore, "freak accident" is more like "asking for it".

    While details are still muddled of his death it would not surprise me if he tried to touch one from above and accidentally triggered the stingray's automatic defence to flick the barb straight into his chest. You can't jump back, or dodge, or do anything in water if an animals reacts. As such you'd think the rules of engagement (even for Steve) in the water would be far stricter than on land.

  38. so long... by jovius · · Score: 2, Funny

    so long and thanks for all the fish !

  39. BS by CaptainDefragged · · Score: 5, Informative

    What a load of crap. Absolute drivel. The kids were with their mother in Tasmania. Anyone who knew anything about Steve and his family could never say such a thing. Their children are there passion. There was hardly a sentence out of Steve's mouth that didn't mention his children. They would do anything for them. If people would show have as much passion for their children as the Irwin's did, the world would be a far better place.

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  40. hidden in sand Re:why did it kill him? by wadiwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think he probably landed on the bottom without checking the sand first. This is something I've seen him do more than once in underwater documentaries and it makes me cringe every time. He wouldn't go wading in murky water he knew has crocodiles in it so why does he scuba dive onto sandy bottoms containing hidden crabs, stingrays, stone fish, stargazers, flounder, sand worms and other sea life? Some of these critters can inflict a lot of damage.

    I read his heart got pierced by the barb (fatal injury) - so he either landed on the stingray, chest first, or he was trying to ride it.

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  41. Have you quite finished? by sn00ker · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Get the fuck over yourself! My father died of a stroke on a Friday. On the Monday I went to school (I was 14) for the first couple of periods, and between the two someone asked how I was (at this point Dad's death was a very closely-held secret, and this boy hadn't heard). My response? "How would you feel if your father was lying in a casket in your living room?"

    Black humour is natural, even healthy. Once you've finished your holier-than-thou anti-religion bullshit, go and smack yourself over the head with a reality stick. Hard. Please. For the good of humanity.
    All your rant has done is show that you're a sanctimonious prick with nothing better to do than preach to the rest of us. Get back to your hole and get some experience in dealing with death, then return and tell us how horribly insenstive you are. Better still, go hang out with some fire fighters for a few shifts. Reckon you've got the testicular fortitude to tell them off for "crispy critter" jokes after a fatal fire? No, didn't think so.

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  42. He made reptiles respectable by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I always preferred Sir David Attenborough. That is someone who truly loves and respects nature.

    I agree about Sir David Attenborough greatness, but the difference is how thay handled reptiles. After watching Sir David Attenborough, if I found a snake in the back yard I would still chop off its head with a hoe. After watching Steve Irwin, I would think twice and maybe call someone to take it away. Steve changed the image of reptiles from nasty creatures that you kill on sight to animals that should be respected the same as the furry cute ones.

    1. Re:He made reptiles respectable by thelost · · Score: 2, Funny

      surely if you defeat the great lizard you get to claim the princess's hand in marriage?

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  43. not so uncommon by mennucc1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    contrary to some opinions expressed above, death by sting-ray is not so improbable. Here is report of another case in Italy.

  44. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Dave+Emami · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're identified with a jingoist leader that 50% of us opposed.

    Argh. Look, can we please keep the politics out of non-political topics? You don't like Bush, fine. You're perfectly entitled to your opinion. If this was an article about the Patriot Act or somesuch, that opinion would be relevant, and I might even agree with you. But why does it have to pop up in a discussion about the death of an Australian naturalist/celebrity?

    I know I'm ranting out of proportion to your specific post, and I apologize. It's just that this seems to be happening all the freaking time lately, no matter how tenous the connection to the topic is, and it's driving me batty. It's like playing one of those word assocation games at a party, but somehow it always steers itself to "Bush." I'm waiting for it to happen in "LDAP Authentication in Linux" or "Rethinking the Thinkpad" or maybe the "Favorite Sweetener" poll.

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  45. Re:glad that's over by biffta · · Score: 2

    they should get a good chomp or poke back at him.
    Did you ever actually watch his shows? He was always getting chomped and poked by various dangerous animals. But I don't class getting pierced through the heart with a venomous spear "a good chomp". If that's the sort of thing that makes you "Glad" you are a seriously f*cked up individual.

  46. Freak accident??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is this a freak accident? He got into the water, and put his chest in the sting-ray's possible-whip-path. What happened was a known risk.

    If he had been walking down the street and gotten stabed in the chest by a sting-ray's stinger, THAT would've been a freak accident.



    Anyway, RIP Steve, and my condolences to his family :(

  47. Goodbye Mate by darrenadelaide · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just a quick note to wish his family much love and regret for their loss.

    Having been to Australia Zoo a number of times and seeing first hand the number of risks Steve took it was a toal suprise that it was something so unexpected that a docile animal would be the one who was his undoing.

    One example I witness first hand was when he and a dozen blokes were moving a giant salty, he always was more concerned with the crocs health and safety than he was his own, and to see his face right next to the crocs snout really did blow me away, there wasnt anything false about Steve, what you see on TV was the guy in real life, he gave his all for the safety of the animals in his care and also wild out in their domain.

    The main point of Steve and Terri's life was conservation and about making the world a better place to which they were born, in this he will be very sorely missed here in australia as no doubt all over the world.

    Goodbye Mate.

  48. I'm going to Hell for this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm going to Hell for this:

    So Steve Irwin walks into a barb.

  49. My son ... by kitzilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... will be completely crushed. Steve Irwin was to our kids as Wild Kindom was for people my age. I can't imagine how many young minds were directed to the natural sciences by Irwin's work.

    Which seems a pretty good legacy, when you think about it. But our thoughts turn to his wife and young family.

    It's true that Irwin died doing what hew loved. It would have been better if he were 80, though. What a sad thing.

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  50. Why this is unfortunate by pedantic+bore · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Because he's DEAD.

    It's unfortunate that a good person had to DIE to help make the self-evident and well-known points you mention.

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  51. Recipes by andygrace · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time to get our own back. Bring on Rex Hunt.

  52. oMG ROFL SKATES!! by tompee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't this hilarious! omg... CRIKEY! I'm DEAD... CRIKEY!! GET IT? LOLLOL

    I'm sure I'll be instantly reprimanded, reminded of the place of black humour, and told how much of a wuss I am being. In fact I'm sure there are armies of nerds just waiting to pounce on anyone who is silly enough to object to the clammering for "funny" mod points before the story gets old. Black humour does have it's place, and I did expect there to be a lot here, but when the entire top half of this page is filled with these comments modded "+5 funny", something about it is just a bit disheartening, quite frankly.

    So anyway, I'm not sure who won this round of the perpetual /. competition to be the 'uber nerd', to show that you're too cool to care (especially when people might expect you to care), but I would just like to show some 'weakness' and say that I find this part of todays news to be kind of sad.

    He could be annoying, embarassing, he courted danger (and eventually paid the price)... but he was so exuberant and positive, and niave in a way. No one can accuse him of being fake or caring about himself more than the environment so many of us neglect as matter of mere convenience. Something about his positive outlook and naive manner in contrast with his early death just seems sad to me. Poor bloke

    1. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by Pneuma+ROCKS · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Black humour does have it's place, and I did expect there to be a lot here, but when the entire top half of this page is filled with these comments modded "+5 funny", something about it is just a bit disheartening, quite frankly.

      I believe they/we do this because it's so much easier to come up with a joke than a serious comment, even for such a great guy as he apparently was (just read it off wikipedia). Furthermore, I think it's healthy to have a good laugh, even in sad occasions such as this.

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    2. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by Cruise_WD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The first thing in my inbox this morning when I got to work was a photoshopped picture of the BBC TV news desk with a picture of Commander Sam Shore from the old "Stingray" TV series on the big screen used for interviews. The caption was "Stingray deny involvement in death of Steve Irwin."

      I then read about it here on Slashdot...

      There's possibly something wrong when bad-taste photoshops are first with the news...

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  53. GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY by thegnu · · Score: 2, Funny

    what did he do to cause a stingray to kill him? TFA says it was a freak accident. but was it really? what were the stingray's intentions?

    Steve Irwin was just TOO CLOSE to a secret, I'm sure. I'm not sure what that secret IS, because they killed him with a sting-ray wearing a laser. Very, very, very clever, since everyone is always expecting the whole shark-with-a-laser thing.

    It's a shame that Mr. Irwin never had a chance to do anything with that whole Snakes on a Plane thing. Because that would've been funny. He really lived through so many life-threatening situations that I think he came out fairly well.

    [/funny]
    He was a really neat fellow, from what I could tell. I wish the best to hist wife and children, and may his soul find its way to reptile heaven.

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  54. Not totally surprising, but very sad. by FridayBob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Over the years I've very much enjoyed watching Steve Irwin. I was shocked this morning to hear of his accident and my heart goes out to his family and friends.

    Having said that, I can't say I'm totally surprised. I know something about snakes, including venomous species, having been fascinated by them from a very early age on. That's why I was so astonished when I saw Steve's program for the first time and how he handled snakes. The crocodiles are one thing; reptile wranglers and herpetologists since Ross Allen have employed much the same methods -- there's really no other good way to do it. But, the snakes! When I first saw how he went about "tailing" Australia's highly dangerous elapids, I thought he was nuts! I still think he was nuts for doing that -- in literature, such methods are never recommended. It simply involves risks that are better -- and easy -- to avoid. How can I say it: people in the same business just tend to live longer when they don't take such risks.

    However, we got used to seeing him do those kind of things. It was obvious that Steve had a gift. Only someone who has been around reptiles all of his life and knows instinctively how they behave and react could have done those things and make it look so easy. Indeed, get away with it for so long! It was great for TV, that's for sure! But, I guess that same risk-taking mentality finally got the better of him when he strayed too far from his usual environment. I don't know, but he just seemed a little out of his own element whenever he strapped on a scuba tank over his normal work clothes. Unfortunately, he took that same risk-taking mentality into the water with him and ended up getting stabbed to death by a stingray. How unfortunate. A freak accident? Perhaps, but he was obviously too close and probably doing something most experts would not recommend. But then again, he was Steve Irwin, so what could we expect?

    Was he crazy to do what he did? Maybe, maybe not. But, what he did do was use his talent to show the world that the creatures that he loved, the ones that give so many people nightmares, are actually fascinating. That they're not intrinsicly evil, but animals like any others, with important roles to play in the world's ecosystems. Except that they deserve a little more respect. On the whole, from an educational point of view, I think that what Steve did was good. Yes, he often took risks and seemed overly dramatic, but that also got a lot of people to watch his shows and learn things they otherwise would not have. That can only have been a good thing.

    He will be sorely missed.

  55. Cause of death by spineboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was probably cardiac tamponade. The heart has a little baggy/sack around it called the pericardium. With penetrating injuries to the heart, sime blood leaks out with each beat and gets into the bag, thusdepriving the heart of room to expand. The heart is then basically "choked", and it can't pump blood, unless someone withdraws the fluid from the sack and plugs the hole. The pericardium only holds about 40 cc of fluid or so - not much.

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  56. Re:Science???? by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is showbiz news, not science news!

    Steve Irwin was a respectd scientist, his field was ecological conservationism.
    He completed surveys and took blood samples, he gathered data, and he made documentaries to educate the public about misunderstood "monsters".

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  57. If only you were so lucky.... by abb3w · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean we should all die coding?

    Given the typical geek's hobbies, diet, and idea of what constitutes a regular exercise program, a heart attack while wanking off to downloaded pr0n seems more likely.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have a batch script to modify.

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  58. stringray likely provoked by mytrip · · Score: 2, Informative

    Stingrays normally flee at the first sign of trouble. There are two exceptions: if they are cornered or accidentally stepped on.

    Irwin's chest wound led some experts to speculate that he might have provoked the creature. "Unfortunately he may have contributed to his death because he got too close and the animal felt threatened," Dr Fry said.

    Wildlife filmmaker David Ireland said if a stingray barb hit any vital organs "it's as deadly as a bayonet".

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/end-would-h ave-been-agony/2006/09/04/1157222070815.html

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  59. Been There, Done That, Got the TShirt by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was doing a presentation for my daughter's fifth grade class on "What's inside a computer?"

    Halfway through, one of the kids asked a question: "Do you know you're bleeding?" I'd sliced myself on the case.

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  60. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well I've met my fair share of Americans and I can say that they come across as a little self-absorbed. I have met some great ones, and some of the best travel buddies I have made were American, but in general the view that they are concerned only with their own gratification and possess a smug sense of superiority seems to be the general view held by Australians. Perhaps its rooted in general ignorance of issues outside the US border, or perhaps its that attitude of "we're the best nation on Earth" or perhaps its even a little jealousy that America gets all the limelight.

    While I believe American foreign policy is at the root of many of the world's social ills, and is long overdue for a hard, honest review, I don't hate Americans. I find them to be loud at times, but generally friendly people who are easy to get along with, if one is willing to put up some eccentricies.

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  61. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by _xeno_ · · Score: 2, Informative
    I find them to be loud at times, but generally friendly people who are easy to get along with, if one is willing to put up some eccentricies.

    Which, amusingly enough, sounds very similar to how most Americans view Australians. :)

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  62. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well I've met my fair share of Americans and I can say that they come across as a little self-absorbed.


    Well, I have this amazing revelation to give to you, which is that every society on earth comes across as a little self-absorbed. We're all loud eccentrics; it's called being human.
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  63. Re:This is Slashdot, right? by Heembo · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a crybaby. I Digg this guy down!

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  64. Well by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the lighter sides out this tragedy is the fact that he not only leaves the image of international wildlife conservation much higher in regard to millions of people across the world, but that he was also successful enough to enlarge his zoo using over $16 million in profits from his shows along with buying a lot more land than that for conservation use. His family and young children who have been left without a father are also financially secure and have a much better father figure to look up to when they grow up than most people ever will. Rest In Peace Steve, you were a great man.

  65. Re:This is Slashdot, right? by Lord+Prox · · Score: 2, Funny
  66. All with strings attached by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Informative

    For example, the "AIDS drugs to Africa" campaign involved getting the US DoT to first shut down Brasilian companies which were already doing a fine job of shipping the same medications to Africa.

    And so on, across the board.

    Bill's idea of "philanthropy" seems to have a very stiff controlling aspect. Steve's philanthropy was/is more intersting & genuine.

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  67. The coroner at the autopsy: by pklinken · · Score: 2, Funny

    "And now I'm going to jam my thumb up his butthole.. CRICKEY YEA THAT REALLY PISSED HIM OFF!"