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David X. Cohen Interviewed on New Futurama

eldavojohn writes "Toyfare has a short but exclusive interview with co-creator of Futurama David X. Cohen. There's a lot of information about how they plan to continue the series. He also reveals they're halfway through writing the new season and just starting animation. When asked about his favorite minor character of the show, Cohen responded 'Hypnotoad. By the way, we are looking into producing a full 22-minute episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad for the DVD release. I am serious.'"

240 comments

  1. Hypnotoad by epsilon720 · · Score: 5, Funny
    All glory to the hypnotoad!


    CLAP


    CLAP


    (Would have been more dramatic in all caps, but the filted doesn't like it.)

    1. Re:Hypnotoad by thewils · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have this vague memory of reading Asimov's Oceans of Venus, where, as the story goes (iirc) amphibians - toads maybe? - were kept as pets, but as the story unwound, it was found that the blighters were exerting mind control over the human inhabitants.

      This Hypnotoad thingy wouldn't happen to have been nicked from Asimov now, would it?

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      Once I was a four stone apology. Now I am two separate gorillas.
    2. Re:Hypnotoad by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The funny thing is, anybody could go splice together "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad" themselves right now by just running the existing footage in a loop!

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    3. Re:Hypnotoad by Hamilton+Lovecraft · · Score: 2, Informative

      What? That wouldn't even be as good as your average season 4 episode of Hypnotoad.

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      step 3: god dammit, it doesn't work
    4. Re:Hypnotoad by feepness · · Score: 1

      This Hypnotoad thingy wouldn't happen to have been nicked from Asimov now, would it?

      Nope. Lifted straight outta Star Control.

    5. Re:Hypnotoad by agami · · Score: 5, Informative
      http://r33b.net/ For all your home hypnotoad viewing needs.

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

    6. Re:Hypnotoad by Uner · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seems to me that since Zoidberg is clearly based on Cthulhu, The Hypnotoad must be Tsathoggua. :-)

    7. Re:Hypnotoad by pkulak · · Score: 1

      My favorite: X-Fry: They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them.

    8. Re:Hypnotoad by krakelohm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gesundheit.

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      You are all a bunch of idots.
    9. Re:Hypnotoad by Cainjustcain · · Score: 0

      My allegiance to the hypnotoad is second only to the brain slug planet.

    10. Re:Hypnotoad by Pharmboy · · Score: 0

      Wow, very relevant link, and I just use my last mod point for the week. Someone mod up parent!

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      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    11. Re:Hypnotoad by thre5her · · Score: 1

      Larry Niven wrote about the same in his short story "Grendel".

    12. Re:Hypnotoad by Mika_Lindman · · Score: 1

      I heard it gets really boring after 4th season :(

    13. Re:Hypnotoad by hummassa · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Star Control = 1991; Lucky Starr and the Oceans of Venus = 1953.

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    14. Re:Hypnotoad by feepness · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wrong. Star Control = 1991; Lucky Starr and the Oceans of Venus = 1953.

      1) I was joking about Futurama lifting from Star Control rather than from Asimov.
      2) You really, really, really think I didn't know that Asimov came before PC Games?

      Ok, I guess toothpicks really do need instructions.

    15. Re:Hypnotoad by bloobloo · · Score: 1

      Huh? Score:3, Interesting?

    16. Re:Hypnotoad by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      "This Hypnotoad thingy wouldn't happen to have been nicked from Asimov now, would it?"

      Almost certainly, because every idea is conceived-of exactly once in the entire lifetime of the universe, and every instance of anything remotely similar afterwards is clearly therefore by definition a rip-off. Right?

      Or, maybe, it's a complete coincidence, or perhaps a respectful reference. It's not exactly like Futurama's lacking in deliberate sci-fi references, is it?

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    17. Re:Hypnotoad by neglige · · Score: 1

      because every idea is conceived-of exactly once in the entire lifetime of the universe

      Aaah, no, it's because the Simpsons already did it...

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      My cats ate my karma. They also wrote this comment.
  2. hdtv? by hjf · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, I'm writing this from a non-HD ready country, so I haven't checked for myself. I'd like to ask, nerdy enough slashdotters, how did they solve the issue of Amy's obscene tattoo, which wouldn't be visible on lo-def TVs, now that there's HDTV?

    1. Re:hdtv? by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that our High Def TVs are still considered to be low def in 1000 years.

    2. Re:hdtv? by enharmonix · · Score: 1

      I bet on one of those TVs, you couldn't even see my obscene tattoo...

    3. Re:hdtv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      duh.

    4. Re:hdtv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "spluh"?

    5. Re:hdtv? by pegr · · Score: 1

      None of these posers got it but me. Props! (Is it wrong to get excited by Amy? If it is, I don't want to be right!)

    6. Re:hdtv? by Tongo · · Score: 1

      You mean "spleesh".

  3. Check slashdots' headers by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who don't know it yet, if you view the raw headers of slashdot, you'll find Futurama quotes.

    I'm so excited Futurama is back that I hardly can contain myself!

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    I think we can keep recursing like this until someone returns 1
    1. Re:Check slashdots' headers by empaler · · Score: 1

      Meh, too much trouble. Wikiquote FTW.

    2. Re:Check slashdots' headers by defile · · Score: 5, Interesting
      HTTP/1.1 200 OK
      Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:15:40 GMT
      Server: Apache/1.3.33 (Unix) mod_gzip/1.3.26.1a mod_perl/1.29
      SLASH_LOG_DATA: shtml
      X-Powered-By: Slash 2.005000138
      X-Bender: Curse you, merciful Poseidon!
      Cache-Control: private
      Pragma: private
      Connection: close
      Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1

      Wow, you weren't kidding.

    3. Re:Check slashdots' headers by normal_guy · · Score: 1

      It's a different Bender quote for X-Bender each time!

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    4. Re:Check slashdots' headers by Mercano · · Score: 1

      Unless there is an X-Fry header. (Don't think there is anyone else.)

      X-Fry: Please, Mr. Nixon! We're appealing to your sense of decency!
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      #include <signature.h>
    5. Re:Check slashdots' headers by Matimus · · Score: 1
      It's a different Bender quote for X-Bender each time!

      Its a mix of X-Blender, X-Fry and the occasional X-Leela.

      --
      GENERATION 25: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social exper
    6. Re:Check slashdots' headers by dangitman · · Score: 1
      They need to mix it up with a few X-RobotDevils:

      Stupider? Bah! This website's as lousy as it is brilliant!

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      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    7. Re:Check slashdots' headers by Caffeinate · · Score: 1

      I'm so excited Futurama is back that I hardly can contain myself! If you can't contain yourself, try and at least contain it to your pants. But yeah, I can't wait either.
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      Godless heathen.
    8. Re:Check slashdots' headers by dkf · · Score: 1

      A few reloads later...
      X-Fry: I haven't had time off since I was twenty-one through twenty-four.
      X-Bender: They're tormenting me with uptempo singing and dancing!
      X-Leela: Do you have idiots on your planet?

      --
      "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
    9. Re:Check slashdots' headers by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      I'm so excited Futurama is back that I hardly can contain myself!

      I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!

      --
      - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
    10. Re:Check slashdots' headers by Workaphobia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey thanks. This gave me a good excuse to modify a recent CS assignment to do something useful for a change - extract quotes instead of Server headers. Now I have a program that is just like fortune, except that it's orders of magnitudes slower, and wastes slashdot's bandwidth.

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      Evidently, the key to understanding recursion is to begin by understanding recursion. The rest is easy.
    11. Re:Check slashdots' headers by jlarocco · · Score: 3, Informative

      #!/bin/bash
      lynx -head -mime_header http://slashdot.org/ | sed -n '6s/^X-//p'

    12. Re:Check slashdots' headers by snickkers · · Score: 1

      X-Blender? One of the robot appliances that revolted upon Mom's orders?

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    13. Re:Check slashdots' headers by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You're such a gas.

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      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
    14. Re:Check slashdots' headers by kv9 · · Score: 1

      For those who don't know it yet, if you view the raw headers of slashdot, you'll find Futurama quotes.

      on a related note fortunes-futurama should be in any respectable slashdotters .profile:

      --
      "Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy." -Amy
      "A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela
      Terminal type is xterm.
      mars@phoebe:~$
    15. Re:Check slashdots' headers by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      I knew that what could be done in 200 lines of C could be compressed to a couple lines of an interpreted language, but I really didn't expect it to be a single bash line. Damn.

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      Evidently, the key to understanding recursion is to begin by understanding recursion. The rest is easy.
  4. All Hail the Hypnotoad! by tgd · · Score: 1

    *drool*

    1. Re:All Hail the Hypnotoad! by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      Isn't it, "All glory to the Hypnotoad!"

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      8==8 Bones 8==8
  5. of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    the hypnotoad is everyones favorite minor character

    all hail the hypnotoad

    1. Re:of course by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      I prefer the Gronka-Lonkas. /me looks at the Hypnotoad

      All glory to the hypnotoad.

      --
      Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
    2. Re:of course by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Noooo, hedonismbot is the best minor character. Though maybe the last episode qualifies him as more than a minor one.

    3. Re:of course by cxreg · · Score: 1

      tell them I hate them

  6. Seymour the Dog! by Calmiche · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (Quote) We will also be shedding light on several lingering questions from the original run, including ... Seymour the dog. (/Quote)

    Oh Man, oh man, oh man! Jurassic Bark, the episode featuring Seymour the dog, has to be one of the best written pieces of television I've ever seen, as well as one of the saddest. Look, I'm a grown man, and every time I see that episode, I cry. Anything that can do that is good television.

    Oh, yah. If you can't tell, I'm REALLY excited about the return of Futurama.

    1. Re:Seymour the Dog! by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ya I hate that episode, and by hate I mean I don't like feeling depressed for hours after it.

      You son of a bitch, why did you even have to bring it up.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    2. Re:Seymour the Dog! by DaveM753 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, they pulled a fast one on many of us with that episode. I mean, here we are, watching one of the funniest TV shows ever, and they spring that tear-jerker, heart-warming ending on us. Gads! See...just thinking about it and I'm about to start bawling again. :'(

    3. Re:Seymour the Dog! by defile · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yeah, they pulled a fast one on many of us with that episode. I mean, here we are, watching one of the funniest TV shows ever, and they spring that tear-jerker, heart-warming ending on us. Gads! See...just thinking about it and I'm about to start bawling again. :'(

      When I watch Futurama, it's usually on late at night and sometimes I pass out near the end. Every time I've watched the episode with Fry's dog, I've passed out right at the ending and woken up to a everyone else in the room crying. Happened three times now.

      I don't think I ever want to see the ending.

    4. Re:Seymour the Dog! by tdc_vga · · Score: 5, Informative

      For those of you who don't know the episode is based on Hachiko the famous Japanese Dog who returned to the Shibuya train station in Tokyo for 11 years in an attempt to greet his dead master. So I don't know if I'd say it was the best writing ever, but a nice adaption from reality and a damn fine episode.

      Cheers,
          TdC_VgA

    5. Re:Seymour the Dog! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      "Professor! Lava! HOT!"

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    6. Re:Seymour the Dog! by msuzio · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. That episode makes me cry, everytime. Anyone who has owned a dog knows how much it sucks that they are loyal to the end, but can't stick around long enough to share all the time they want with us. I know my dog would wait for me too...

      Oh man, now my keyboard is all wet. :-(

      *shakes fist* Damn you, David X. Cohen!!!

    7. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Kostya · · Score: 1

      Look, I'm a grown man, and every time I see that episode, I cry. Anything that can do that is good television.

      Oh, yah. If you can't tell, I'm REALLY excited about the return of Futurama.

      Amen. It's worse if you own dogs and they are laying at your feet when you watch it. Hell, I'm choking up even thinking about it.

      --
      "Doubt your doubts and believe your beliefs." -- Switchfoot, Ode to Chin
    8. Re:Seymour the Dog! by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 2, Informative

      Every time that music gets to me and I start to tear up, I remember that the dog's name is Seymour Butts and I start laughing instead.

    9. Re:Seymour the Dog! by CodeArtisan · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those of you who don't know the episode is based on Hachiko the famous Japanese Dog who returned to the Shibuya train station in Tokyo for 11 years in an attempt to greet his dead master. Or it may have been based on Greyfriar's Bobby
    10. Re:Seymour the Dog! by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps, but the Daily Growl is not a reputable journal of opinion.

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    11. Re:Seymour the Dog! by dpille · · Score: 1

      It says this part of The Hustle implores the gods to grant a favour. Usually a Trans-AM.

      Nuff said about the best pieces of television ever.

    12. Re:Seymour the Dog! by glwtta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So I don't know if I'd say it was the best writing ever, but a nice adaption from reality and a damn fine episode.

      That's what all great writing is, in one way or another.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    13. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Tsuzuki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or even the Dog on the Tuckerbox!

    14. Re:Seymour the Dog! by bitt3n · · Score: 3, Insightful

      well.. I don't know if you can say that they copied from that. After all, Odysseus' dogs waited ten years (or whatever it was) for him in the Odyssey, and then died promptly upon his return to Ithaca. Does that mean the Japanese dog was copying Homer?

    15. Re:Seymour the Dog! by thc69 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Try owning dachshunds. That'll fix that problem.

      They live long, but you wish they wouldn't. Well, _I_ wish they wouldn't.

      The damnfool idiots need surgeries all the time, produce twice their body volume (that's twelve times their body weight) in feces daily (most of which they do indoors; these days they have their own room with a doggy door and a sheet of rubber under a scrap carpet), and never shut up. Oh, and they smell awful (must be from rolling around in shit). For awhile, in their own room, they were quiet, but lately they've taken to fighting with eachother...

      My wife got them before we were married. I wish she had gotten a hypnotoad instead. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

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    16. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, no, Homer is in the other show.

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      As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
    17. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Puff+Daddy · · Score: 1

      I'm conflicted about that episode like no other piece of television I can think of. On one hand, it's beautifully written and incredibly touching... you're not the only one who can't always hold back the tears. On the other, god damn it I wanted comedy. It should have come with a warning to anyone who's ever lost their pet.... gtg, I have something in my eye.

    18. Re:Seymour the Dog! by coso · · Score: 1

      I can't name many episodes of Futurama I love but skip... I have a dog or two, and to me they're people and just like my kids. I cry at the end of this episode everytime, and I can't think of many things that make me cry on television. It's a wonderful episode. ALL HAIL THE HYPN0T0DE!

    19. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpsons did it!

    20. Re:Seymour the Dog! by sg3000 · · Score: 1

      > Ya I hate that episode, and by hate I mean I don't like feeling depressed for hours after it.

      Agreed.

      I always assumed that Fry's dog was a metaphor for the way Fox treated Futurama as a show. It was *always* on hiatus or being pre-empted, and yet Groening didn't try to take his enterprise to another network.

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      Insert simplistic political, ideological, or personal proselytization here.
    21. Re:Seymour the Dog! by cyberworm · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way. It makes me think of a dog that I had. She was chronically ill, and she fought it with everything she had. She just sat next to me and kept fighting to keep her eyes open. There was nothing that oculd be done for her, except take her to the vet. He put her down. Sooo sad. When I moved out of my house, I took some of the dirt where she was buried just so I still have a little bit of her with me.

    22. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Itsacon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My favourite tearjerker has always been `Luck of the Fryrish', but maybe that's because I don't have a dog, and I do have a brother...

      It is ranking no. 2 though...

      --
      I take life with a grain of salt...a slice of lemon and a dash of tequila
    23. Re:Seymour the Dog! by ditto999999999999999 · · Score: 1

      I am with you. I also like 'the Sting'. Some of those episodes sure are thought out...

    24. Re:Seymour the Dog! by svunt · · Score: 1

      There are about half a dozen episodes that make me cry (nb: 31 year old, big, tough and ugly dude), mostly they're Fry & Leela romance things, but Seymour waiting for Fry outside the pizza joint is the big kicker. And you're spot on, tv (particularly animated) that can conjure that much emotion from a shallow asshat like myself is damned good television.

    25. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I get motion sick, frequently. As a small child we used to drive past the Dog on the Tuckerbox twice in a two week period over the summer holidays. It was a logical spot for a break in the drive.

      I have thrown up on the Dog on the Tuckerbox probably a dozen times or more.

      It makes me feel quesy just thinking about it.

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    26. Re:Seymour the Dog! by narcolepticjim · · Score: 1
      Meriwether Lewis's dog Seaman reportedly would not leave Lewis's graveside:

      The fidelity and attachment of this animal were remarkable. After the melancholy exit of Gov. Lewis, his dog would not depart for a moment from his lifeless remains; and when they were deposited in the earth no gentle means could draw him from the spot of interment. He refused to take every kind of food, which was offered him, and actually pined away and died with grief upon his master's grave!
    27. Re:Seymour the Dog! by phoenixgoa · · Score: 1

      oh man... `Luck of the Fryrish' was such a good episode too! so deep...
      but man seymore waiting there...
      i'm actually getting a little choked up now...

      when i watched the episode i was crying so hard my boyfriend had to hold me and console me for almost an hour telling me "if it was real life, they would have brought the dog back, don't cry, it's not even a real dog honey"

      glad i'm not the only person who got so emotionally wrecked by an animated puppy... all in all i've always wanted them to rewrite the ending... even if they bring him back to life and he dies right after that would be better! right?

    28. Re:Seymour the Dog! by jandrese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't forget the one where (spoiler alert)Leela discovers who her parents are(end of spoiler). I ended up picking up the Pizzacato 5 CD based on that ending alone.

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    29. Re:Seymour the Dog! by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      >Oh Man, oh man, oh man! Jurassic Bark, the episode featuring Seymour the dog, has to be one of the best written pieces of television I've ever seen, as well as one of the saddest. Look, I'm a grown man, and every time I see that episode, I cry. Anything that can do that is good television.

      Glad to know I'm not alone. That was about the saddest thing I've ever seen on TV.

    30. Re:Seymour the Dog! by mqduck · · Score: 1
      Every time that music gets to me

      Walking On Sunshine?
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    31. Re:Seymour the Dog! by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Introducing the Seymour Theory:

      If you do the arithmetic, Seymour was flash-fossilized in 2012. Cohen O'Brian lost his obscenely long legs in the "War of 2012". David Duchovny's mind (a.k.a. Calculon) was transplanted into a robot arm by the time of Project Satan in 2019. And according to a girl Fry once met, cyborgs once enslaved humanity in the 21st Century... probably the early 21st Century.

      Seymour was flash-preserved during the Cyborg War of 2012, which is where human/machine interface technology originates (or at least, started going out of control)!

    32. Re:Seymour the Dog! by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I've passed out right at the ending and woken up to a everyone else in the room crying. Happened three times now.

      Yeah, that happens to me too everytime I fall asleep while having sex. I don't think I want to know how that climaxes, either

    33. Re:Seymour the Dog! by JLester · · Score: 1

      That is Fry's happy song. The one at the end of the episode is "I Will Wait For You", lyrics here:

      http://www.lyricsdepot.com/andy-williams/i-will-wa it-for-you.html

      The above poster is right, the lyrics make it even sadder.

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    34. Re:Seymour the Dog! by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Twenty years. 10 years in Troy, 10 years wandering. And ancient Argus, who was a puppy when Odysseus left, died of joy at seeing his master's face.

    35. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      You know, the unfunny one.

    36. Re:Seymour the Dog! by aidan+folkes · · Score: 1
      I ended up picking up the Pizzacato 5 CD based on that ending alone.
      Hate to be all AOL about it, but Me Too!
    37. Re:Seymour the Dog! by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      I'm fairly certain that my dogs wouldn't leave my lifeless body until they'd eaten every delicious scrap of my flesh. They sometimes gnaw on my fingers when I get into too deep of a sleep... They're only as loyal as their next meal.

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    38. Re:Seymour the Dog! by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      I don't think I ever want to see the ending.

      Yes, you do. It's one of the most poignant moments in all of animation. My eyes get watery just thinking about it, and much like the billion other people admitting that at the moment, that doesn't happen to me for almost anything.

      Watch it during the day. You need to be wholly awake to appreciate it.

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    39. Re:Seymour the Dog! by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      You know, I used to believe that, when I read fiction. Then I read Dianetics, and learned that there are in fact a few books with absolutely no grounding in reality.

      Boo all you want, you know it's funny.

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      StoneCypher is Full of BS
    40. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Allador · · Score: 1

      According to the Mayan calendar, we will enter a catastrophic time that will mean the end of humanity in 2012.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar#2012_an d_the_Maya_Calendar

    41. Re:Seymour the Dog! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that Dianetics is great writing?

  7. Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good news, everyone!

  8. Hypnotoad by hedley · · Score: 1

    If we can just get him to handle elections... Oh wait, thats why we have
    Diebold machines.

  9. About the "X"... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For those of you who never watchd the full set of commentaries on the Futurama DVDs, there's an interesting story behind the "X" in David X. Cohen's name.

    Back in the late 90's, he attempted to register his real name, "David S. Cohen", with the writer's guild. However, they already had a David S. Cohen registered with them. Due to the rules of the writer's guild, all names registered with them must be unique to avoid confusion. So, David decided to change his name over to David X. Cohen for identification purposes.

    So what's the meaning of the "X" in the name? Not a damned thing! It was chosen entirely because it was weird enough to be easily recognizable.

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    8==8 Bones 8==8
    1. Re:About the "X"... by Nasarius · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Futurama DVD commentaries are seriously funnier than the shows sometimes, which is saying something. David X. Cohen and Ken Keeler are huge nerds, and John DiMaggio and Billy West are just plain hilarious.

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    2. Re:About the "X"... by Oliekirk · · Score: 1

      It's to do with pure evil I tell you, pure evil!!! X ? How many good guys have a FIRST (Don't Xavier me!) name beginning with X or a middle name. He will rule us all with the hypnotoad episode and then we are trapped forever or something else mildly daft.

    3. Re:About the "X"... by pumpkinheadgiant · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what happend to Michael "J" Fox.

    4. Re:About the "X"... by mqduck · · Score: 1
      So what's the meaning of the "X" in the name? Not a damned thing!


      You mean he's not a black nationalist muslim???
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  10. new episodes of Futurama... by scatteredsun · · Score: 0, Insightful

    are almost as good as...DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO I hope it doesnt fall into the same rut Family Guy did after it's come-back

    1. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I doubt it will. I like Family Guy, but Futurama's got much better fundamentals. Better characters, better actual stories (as opposed to joke hooks), and Family Guy has never actually affected me emotionally like several of the last season Futurama episodes. I think they'll be fine.

    2. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by slashbob22 · · Score: 4, Funny
      We can't dunk ..
      but Futurama's got much better fundamentals
      Zap: Oh that's Rich. Stop it your killing me. [gets hit] You're really killing me.
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    3. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 4, Funny

      Am I the only one who read the announcement and thought "Good news everyone!"

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    4. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Moan. Nice.

      Now I gotta yank out my Futurama DVDs...

    5. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I completely agree. Futurama's humor is episode derived, whereas the Family Guy humor is completely independant of the episodic content. FG basically comes up with great scenes or one liners, and puts them into the episode randomly (as flashbacks or whatever).

      The thing is, though, sometimes I like that part of family guy. Family Guy has been milk-out-the-nose funny on multiple ocasions. And even bad episodes of Family Guy are fairly funny. This is contrasted with Futurama, which in every way you think matters is "better", more sophisticated humor, better written, but A.) It's never made me laugh so hard my milk was in danger, and B.) Let's face it - there are some freaking great futurama episodes, but when it's bad, it's BAAAAAD (bend her, obsoletely fabulous, bender should not be allowed on TV, etc).

      Which leads into the Bender Paradox: Bender is consistantly the funniest character on Futurama, as long as he is a side character. Bender CANNOT carry an episode. Every bender centric episode is horrible.

      ~Wx

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      sig?
    6. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The bender paradox is not true. As evidence, I submit to you, "Hell Is Other Robots."

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    7. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Point conceded, although arguably that was fry centric.

      In looking at my origional post, I don't think I really got across the point that I really, really love futurama. It has a much higher replay value than Family Guy. I just wanted to point out that some of the Futurama eps are painfully bad.

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    8. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by The+Benefactor · · Score: 1

      I always like the one with Bender as a god when he was ejected into space.

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    9. Re:new episodes of Futurama... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Idle Hands are the Robot Devil's Playthings is arguably Bender-centric, and is a good candidate for Best Episode Evar. Godfellas is a great episode, and 30% Iron Chef isn't bad. Bend Her is a good episode, too.

      So sorry, but thanks for playing.

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  11. Hypnotoad sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He has got nothing on the brain slugs. I'm sure once you try one, you'll see how much better than hypnotoads they are. Email me and I will send you a complementary brain slug of your own. Brain slugs also make the perfect x-mas gift. Axe me nice and I will send you a whole gross.

    1. Re:Hypnotoad sucks! by flydude18 · · Score: 1

      No way. I'm sure the hypnotoad can hypnotize brain slugs too. So, if you get a brain slug and see hypnotoad, the brain slug will make you think that hypnotoad is great.

    2. Re:Hypnotoad sucks! by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      But what are these brain slugs going to do for ME, the working man (besides starve to death, that is)?

    3. Re:Hypnotoad sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Todays mission is to go to the brain slug planet and walk around not wearing hats.

  12. Re:Who gives a fuck by DaveM753 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > "you techno-hedonist nerds all deserve to die..."

    You first!

  13. More Futurama? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just creamed my pants a little.

    1. Re:More Futurama? by Upaut · · Score: 1

      Wow, I would hate to see what happens after you heat about the 22 minute hypnotoad special...

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    2. Re:More Futurama? by DaveM753 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just slurmed my pants a little.

    3. Re:More Futurama? by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      I just toothpasted my pants a little.
      - - -
      Leela: How can you trick people into drinking something that comes out of your behind? It's disgusting.
      Slurm Queen: Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?
      Fry: Whose behind does that come from?
      Slurm Queen: You don't wanna know.

  14. I'm so excited ... by Vaibhav_Locke · · Score: 4, Funny

    that I feel like I was mauled by Jesus

  15. Woohoo! by withoutfeathers · · Score: 1

    I was so excited when I saw this, I almost dropped my bowl of Bachelor Chow.

    1. Re:Woohoo! by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      I was so excited when I saw this, I almost dropped my bowl of Bachelor Chow.

      I opened a can of anchovies to celebrate.

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    2. Re:Woohoo! by kimvette · · Score: 1

      That's okay, go to the store and buy some more. In fact, I hear that the new and improved product now has flavor!

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  16. Nerdgasm! by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    One down, two to go!

    (frell you if my sig can't let you guess what I mean)

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    1. Re:Nerdgasm! by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How the hell does this get modded troll? Not trolling at all. :(

      And I agree with you. I'd have a hard time breathing if either of the other shows you're referencing were to make it back to the air. Sadly, I don't think that the one in your .sig will get done, since they killed off two of my favourite characters in the movie. I still think that Jaynestown was the best episode. ;)

      As for Farscape... well, they could. I dunno... it'd be really cool if they did, though. Dying in each others' arms would be hard to explain away, though, and Farscape wouldn't be Farscape without Claudia and Ben.

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    2. Re:Nerdgasm! by snickkers · · Score: 1

      i hear ya, two of my favs too. but they've both had movies to tie up loose ends, they're not coming back *wipes away a tear*

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    3. Re:Nerdgasm! by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Wait... it's been a while since I've seen it, so feel free to correct me.

      Didn't they ALREADY die in each other's arms, and then come back in that wrap-up "movie"?

      I guess if you haven't seen it I might have just ruined your life :)

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    4. Re:Nerdgasm! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the one in your .sig will get done, since they killed off two of my favourite characters in the movie. Well, one of them was too likable to survive long in a Whedon show (he's got to kill off the ones we love, it's in his nature, the bastard ;-)
      And Book's backstory was explained by his deep understanding of the Operative. But Fox can't take the sky from me, I still hope :)

      But, hey, let's be happy that Futurama's back from it's early grave!
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      You can't take the sky from me...

  17. Perhaps Mr. Cohen should be the one.... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    .... To do the new Star Trek animated series. It would likely be better than anything that the guys that are currently responsible for the series could come up with.

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    1. Re:Perhaps Mr. Cohen should be the one.... by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or we could just watch the Futurama episodes in which Zap Branigan, et al., appear and pretend they constitute the new Star Trek animated series, and it would still probably be better...

    2. Re:Perhaps Mr. Cohen should be the one.... by Babbster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My weird Futurama reaction: Every time I watch an episode with Zap in it, I get misty thinking about how that character should have been voiced by Phil Hartman...

    3. Re:Perhaps Mr. Cohen should be the one.... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      That character was originally written for Phil Hartman. . .

      (It's been 19 seconds since you hit 'reply'.)

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    4. Re:Perhaps Mr. Cohen should be the one.... by jx100 · · Score: 1

      ..And I believe they named him Philip J. Fry instead of Curtis J. Fry in his honor

    5. Re:Perhaps Mr. Cohen should be the one.... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Give Billy West credit, though. I thought NO ONE could pull off a Hartman-esque performance until seeing his Zap. West brings a lot to that role, while at the same time not just sounding like an impersonator.

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  18. Re:Who gives a fuck by revlayle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...or posting on slashdot.... all glory to the HYPNOTOAD

  19. Re:Who gives a f--- by enharmonix · · Score: 1

    "I regret nothing!" -- Hedonismbot, Futurama, "Crimes of the Hot"
  20. Re:I'm too busy with Pride Week events... by revlayle · · Score: 1

    ...but not busy enough to NOT post on slashdot *thumbs up*

  21. Re:Who gives a fuck by matt328 · · Score: 1, Funny

    and posting anonymously to piss people off would be one of those?

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  22. Hypnotoad is hardly a minor character by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In fact, a recent poll of fans ranked hypnotoad as one of the most lickable characters on Futurama.

    1. Re:Hypnotoad is hardly a minor character by Surt · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Brilliant. If I wasn't banned from moderation, +1.

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    2. Re:Hypnotoad is hardly a minor character by Surt · · Score: 1

      Moderator on crack alert.
      Redundant? Who else posted a comment like this?

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  23. Well... by Kim+Jong+Ill · · Score: 0

    I, for one, would like the overlords to bite my shiny metal ass!

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  24. Oh god I love this show by F34nor · · Score: 1

    My favorite thing is that I made up 3 t-shirts after reading the wired article that pre-viewed the show. The best was a pic of Bender and the caption..." When you're built for DC, AC is like really clean acid." Then they made a show about bender abusing electricity and I nearly pooped myself.

    Best quote ever in the show was" I get it the engines don't move the ship around the universe they move the universe around the ship." Thanks to that concept I have finished my FTL ship and have been vacationing on a small moon orbiting a planet made of fat. No dickheads, I won't share.

    1. Re:Oh god I love this show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm... yeah...

    2. Re:Oh god I love this show by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Interesting. No wait, that other thing. Tedious.

      (At least it's apropos.)

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  25. "No, it isnt'" by Lurker2288 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I prefer the brain slugs. ::dazed voice::

    1. Re:"No, it isnt'" by Itsacon · · Score: 1

      Won't brain slugs starve on most /. readers? :-)

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    2. Re:"No, it isnt'" by kv9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Won't brain slugs starve on most /. readers? :-)

      he said slashdot not digg

    3. Re:"No, it isnt'" by Skater · · Score: 1

      Readers, no. Posters, yes. ;)

  26. Opening tagline by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    I have a suggestion for an opening tagline on one of the new episodes:

    "Now with 20% more synergy!"

    Anyone else have a suggestion?

    1. Re:Opening tagline by corbettw · · Score: 1

      "Now with blackjack and hookers."

      "11001110101111000011" (reference to how robots pray)

      "More addictive than Slurm(tm)!"

      "Thank you, Mr. Murdoch, we promise to play nice now."

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    2. Re:Opening tagline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you keep your day job.

    3. Re:Opening tagline by Caffeinate · · Score: 1
      And of course, the Slashdot witticisms . . .

      "I, for one, welcome our new head-in-a-jar overlords!"

      "In Soviet New New York, robot programs you!"

      Repeat ad infinitum.

      But seriously, how cool would it be if a Futurama episode opened with a /.-ism?

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      Godless heathen.
    4. Re:Opening tagline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be cool at all. Your understanding of the notion of cool must be quite poor.

    5. Re:Opening tagline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amy Wong, naked and petrified!

    6. Re:Opening tagline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have just poured hot slurm down my pants. Thank you.

    7. Re:Opening tagline by enharmonix · · Score: 1

      "In Soviet New New York, robot programs you!"

      Wait... I always assumed the Yakov Smirnoff jokes came to Slashdot from Futurama in the first place.

      [Fry and Leela stand beneath a giant ice dispenser.]
      Fry: In Soviet Russia, the ice crushes you! Yakov Smirnoff said it...
      Leela: No, he didn't.
    8. Re:Opening tagline by Jerf · · Score: 1

      The first one should totally be "We told you we'd see you on another channel" or something snappier to that effect. (See the last tagline they did for why.)

    9. Re:Opening tagline by Psykechan · · Score: 1

      Sweet zombie Jesus, we're back!

  27. Oh, come on. by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows the Dnyarri came first! These Futurewhatsis people, they're just stealing the Dnyarri's thunder! Yeah!

    Except, uh, Dnyarri don't take over people's minds with hypnotism or frighteningly powerful telepathy or anything. Nope! Of course not. That's absurd.

  28. Glagnar's Human Rinds by colonslashslash · · Score: 1
    They're a buncha muncha cruncha human!

    Futurama is my favourite show of all time. There are a few that come close, but even after watching every episode about 10 times, I will still watch a Futurama re-run over a new episode of something else I like if they are on at the same time. I can't get enough. Maybe it's a medical condition.

    Just out of interest, what is everyone's favourite character (main or side character, it doesn't matter). I think mine would have to be Dr Zoidberg. Every time he scuttles off screaming "Wooooop wooopwooopwoop" I burst out laughing. A close second would be Morbo.

    WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

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    1. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by cakefool · · Score: 1

      'Kittens give Morbo gas'

    2. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by Babbster · · Score: 1

      URL (the cop bot): "Awwww yeah, you deadbeats are under arrest, and it's a stone cold shame!"

    3. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morbo likes puny human show .

    4. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by spike1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There're too many good characters to pick one favourite... But one of the best lesser charactrers has to be...

      Lurr of omicron persei 8.

      Woaaaaa... I think there was something funny in that hippy...

    5. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by n0dna · · Score: 1

      When his wife is fixing his tie in the $300 Big Ones episode: Under his breath "Stop it. Stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you."

    6. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I apologize for nothing!

    7. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 1

      I second Morbo.

      "How's the family, Morbo?"
      "NUMEROUS AND AGGRESSIVE!"

    8. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget the great visual gags- lightsaber nightsticks, siren-in-head...

    9. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      I'll second that vote for Dr. Z. Some of the best one-liners:

      Horray! People are paying attention to me.

      Of course, Farnsworth is also hysterical:

      Doomsday device? A-ha! Now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!

    10. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by K'Lyre · · Score: 1

      I think you mean.. "Belligerent and numerous." You're welcome.

    11. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      When his wife is fixing his tie in the $300 Big Ones episode: Under his breath "Stop it. Stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you."

      Thanks for the reminder, I loved that.

      But what really did it for me was in "Fear of a Bot Planet" when the robot elders kept barking "Silence!" before saying anything. Something about it brought back every ridiculous Dr Who villain and Buck Rogers antagonist I watched as a kid, and reminded me how silly I was to take their campy malice seriously. Even now, thanks to Futurama, just hearing the word "silence" is enough to crack me up on a good day.

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    12. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by permaculture · · Score: 1

      Yes, and Lurr sounds nothing like Morbo the news anchor.

      NOTHING LIKE HIM AT ALL.

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    13. Re:Glagnar's Human Rinds by Tongo · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite quotes, besides "bite my glorious gold ass" is "Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9"

  29. Favorite episodes by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

    My favorite episodes are the Fry-heavy episodes. Especially Parasites Lost and The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings. The top 2 on my favorite list.

    My least favorite are Leela and especially Dr. Zoidberg-heavy episodes. A Taste of Freedom, That's Lobstertainment!, Why Must I Be A Crustacean in Love?, all on my worst-of-the-worst stinkers list.

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    1. Re:Favorite episodes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think the best episode is when fry drinks 100 cups of coffee and "breaks through" the shakes....I never get tired of that one.

    2. Re:Favorite episodes by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      My top 2 would be Parasites Lost and Luck of the Fryish. When bender offers to 'go get his kit' when Fry suggests a spot of grave robbing, I crack up every time.

    3. Re:Favorite episodes by ABasketOfPups · · Score: 1

      I don't much care for That's Lobstertainment! at all, but I do love Zoidberg. During one of the Santa Claus episodes, "...and it's his good friend, Jesus!" nearly made me spit out my pancreas. Now that's good humor!

      His delivery of "Gracias" in the Single Female Lawyer episode is priceless, as is John DiMaggio's laugh at the line in the commentary. Honestly, he and Billy West should just have a weekly show where try drink a lot, talk about the news, and get blind stinking drunk. I'd pay to see, and hear, that.

      Bender: You may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil," I mean "Robot Devil," and by "metaphorically," I mean "get your coat."

    4. Re:Favorite episodes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god that was brilliant. I love how he does that little knowing nod like the whole world makes sence all of a sudden. How do they get that much expression into a few frames of a few squiggly lines?!

      and earlier on:
      (paraphrased, forget the right wording) "So smoke it already! cmon! puff puff!"

    5. Re:Favorite episodes by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "300 Big Bucks" is the best.

      "The loot, the loot, the loot is on fire!" - Nixon's head.

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    6. Re:Favorite episodes by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 1

      I agree, Zoidberg drops some awesome one-liners. I consistently crack up at the end of "Love and Rocket" when he says "...and me, Zoidberg!"

    7. Re:Favorite episodes by Tongo · · Score: 1

      I loved that episode myself. My favorite part was when Bender said "Grab a shovel. I'm one skull short of a Mouseketeer reunion."

  30. Re:Who gives a fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    > there are more important things than some jagoff cartoon

    Hmm, I could argue that 'jagoff' is a reference to South Park, another cartoon show. Very interesting. You think Futurama is total crap, yet you think a show with giant jewish aliens performing freaky alien sex on each other is worth referencing. You know, I think if you kill yourself now you can still catch the early bird special at the IHOP in hell. You should get right on that.

  31. I haven't owned a dog for years... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    That episode still chokes me up...actually, I watched it once on TV and never again. That track on my DVD has never been played.

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    Blar.
    1. Re:I haven't owned a dog for years... by sg3000 · · Score: 1

      > That episode still chokes me up...actually, I watched it once on TV and never again. That track on my DVD has never been played.

      I watched it once on the DVD, but only to listening to the director's commentary track. I wanted to hear if they could provide some justification for the episode. No such luck. They started off mentioning that the episode generated the most hate mail they had received, and then they carefully avoided the plot during the rest of the commentary.

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  32. Yeah, so its coming back... in 2008 by Supreme_101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    God i might be blind in one eye and poke myself in the other with the remote on the night that futurama comes back on tv. I vote they get their butts into gear, bring out the whips and shackles, get them to work asap! hopefully by the time it comes out, people will still enjoy it :D im sure i will, but i want a 2007 release... say jan 1st? come on guys who is with me!

    1. Re:Yeah, so its coming back... in 2008 by amigabill · · Score: 1

      I vote they get their butts into gear, bring out the whips and shackles, get them to work asap!

      We all know that doesn't work. You still suffer from inefficiency. Hermes could get the whole production crew down to a single Australian guy and still finish on a quicker schedule.

    2. Re:Yeah, so its coming back... in 2008 by Tz-Auber · · Score: 1

      I don't believe there are enough South Korean animator slaves in Seoul who can pull this off in time.

    3. Re:Yeah, so its coming back... in 2008 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Futurama comes back on the air I will resuscribe to cable or get a dish. There is nothing good on tv anymore, and I could not justify paying what I have to pay just to get AdultSwim at nights. I have the entire run of Futurama on my Linux box and it runs in a shuffled loop all day and night. It gives me a chance to see various episodes almost like having some guy at the tv station deciding what to play. However, I still get the chance to play them in order if I choose.

      I miss Futurama.

    4. Re:Yeah, so its coming back... in 2008 by Tongo · · Score: 1

      I think I'm going to plan a futurama party for that night. Dress up, watch some old episodes, finishing with "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" right before the new episode. Pizza, human rinds, beer, slurm.

      Hell, my wife and I might be the only ones there, but who cares!

  33. I did a little jig and an *oh snap* by Infe · · Score: 1

    I did a little jig and an *oh snap* just reading the title. Do the Hustle!!!

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    1. Re:I did a little jig and an *oh snap* by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I did a little jig and an *oh snap* just reading the title. Do the Hustle!!!
      I always wondered where Frye learned the phrase "Oh, snap!". It obviously wasn't around in 2000, and in our present time has already faded to obscurity.
      It's almost as atrocious as the guys on "That 70's Show" spouting off their occasional 90's slang.

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  34. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome! by Lensar · · Score: 1

    This is just great news. Simpsons and Family guy are good and all, but the world hasn't been the same without the old Planet Express crew.

    Bender: You know, I was God once.
    God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

  35. Good news, everyone! by Dorceon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great Zombie Jesus, how can you submit a news story about new Futurama and not use Prof. Farnsworth's catch phrase?

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    1. Re:Good news, everyone! by Babbster · · Score: 5, Informative

      It would be inappropriate since news about new Futurama episodes is actually good. Now, if the story was about said episodes being cancelled, THEN "Good news everyone!" works just fine. :)

    2. Re:Good news, everyone! by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Good news, everyone! Futurama's coming back!

    3. Re:Good news, everyone! by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Hm-whaa?

      The article's lead misses it too.

      - RG>

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    4. Re:Good news, everyone! by Dorceon · · Score: 1

      He has used it to give actual good news before. For example:
      Farnsworth A: Good news, everyone! We've consulted the scriptures, and it turns out nobody is evil!
      Farnsworth 1: Yes, the bible is the real good news.

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    5. Re:Good news, everyone! by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      I would... but I am already in my pajamas.

    6. Re:Good news, everyone! by Babbster · · Score: 1

      As a geek, I would contend that any deviations from standard "good news" usage in that episode should be ignored due to the possibility that NONE of the alternate realities shown were truly the Futurama Prime reality. ;-)

      Oh my, yes.

    7. Re:Good news, everyone! by Dorceon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Okay, how about this one?
      Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12, but it's been completely destroyed.
      Leela: What's good about that?
      Farnsworth: They paid in advance.

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  36. Re:Who gives a fuck by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Somebody needs a hug.

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  37. Re:I'm too busy with Pride Week events... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Blame Canada, Blame Canada..

    I didn't know that Candada had a Pride Week.
    Have fun eh.

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  38. You are a bit too sensitive by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    It's an ok episode, not funny enough for my liking.

  39. Berkeley by Frisky070802 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And to think, David, you gave up a PhD in Computer Science from UC Berkeley for the obscurity of a career writing silly cartoons. Have you no ambition? :)

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    Mencken had it right. So glad that's old news.
  40. Hermes rocks! by wadevondoom · · Score: 1

    Favorite Hermes quips:

    5. "That's not a cigar. Uh... and it's not mine." 4. "I'm calling the police! ...Right after I flush some tings." 3. "I'm gonna go home and relax, the traditional, Jamaican way - a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep." 2. "What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!" 1. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY MANWICH!!!"

    1. Re:Hermes rocks! by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      That musical number from the episode "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back", where Hermes is sorting the Master "In" pile, is easily one of the best sequences of the entire series. Between the song and the quality of the animation involved, I can only begin to imagine the number of hours that were needed for the planning and execution of that one single sequence.

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    2. Re:Hermes rocks! by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      Cram it, Wade! Cram it wherever your species traditionally crams things!

          - AJ

    3. Re:Hermes rocks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am bender. Please insert girder."

    4. Re:Hermes rocks! by wadevondoom · · Score: 1

      Judging from past comments you have made (some insightful and thoughtful) I have absolutely no idea why you would take the time to be such an ass. Thanks for sharing that thought though. Made my day. Good reading.

    5. Re:Hermes rocks! by wadevondoom · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      AJ I just wanted to formally apologize. I thought you were being an ass lol. I read that right after some jerk kicked my kid int he mall while I was shopping and I didn't catch the reference....AT ALL. AJ, I truly apologize for letting one jerk get to me enough that I missed a Futurama quote. To one and all AJ rocks and I am an asshat. Warmest Regards and Happy Holidays - W

    6. Re:Hermes rocks! by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Good news everyone! No asshattery necessary. It never occurred to me that you might not catch the reference!

            - AJ

    7. Re:Hermes rocks! by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's not as good as the slide to Robot Hell ... a cartoon homage to Dante's Inferno.

      You'll pay for every crime!
      Knee-deep in electric slime!
      You'll suffer 'till the end of time,
      enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,
      trapped forever, here in Robot Hell!

  41. Re:Who gives a fuck by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    You got it wrong:

    All... hail... our... hypnotoad... overlords.

  42. Re:Who gives a fuck by thc69 · · Score: 1
    a show with giant jewish aliens performing freaky alien sex on each other
    I find your ideas intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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  43. Well... by captainarseconkers · · Score: 1

    ...At least its not the Simpsons!

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  44. Re:Who gives a fuck by Caffeinate · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure who gives a fuck, but if they're female and decent looking, can you post a phone number/e-mail address/IM ID? Because after all, people who read /. couldn't possibly be getting any, but you seem to be so well-adjusted that perhaps you could introduce us to your "high-class" friends?

    I'm sorry in advance for feeding the troll.

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    Godless heathen.
  45. 22 minute episode of the Hypnotoad, eh? by cplusplus · · Score: 1

    ...I wonder how long it took Mr. David X. Cohen to write *that* episode :)

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    "False hope is why we'll never run out of natural resources!" - Lewis Black
  46. Re:Who gives a fuck by crimson30 · · Score: 2, Funny

    you techno-hedonist nerds all deserve to die in an anthrax attack

    That'd be great! With me being vaccinated against anthrax, maybe then I could get a sweet job :)

  47. Tribute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was messin around with googlepages
    http://networkzombie.googlepages.com/

  48. Re:Who gives a f--- by derago · · Score: 0

    Actually it is "I apologize for nothing" @ 17:25

  49. Re:Who gives a fuck by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "there are more important things than some jagoff cartoon"

    I did an experiment where I spent a lot of time simply worrying about North Korea's nuke program. I read about it until my eyes bled. I bitched on various websites about it. I even had a T-Shirt made. In the end, the results were surprising: I couldn't stop the bomb!

    So.. yeah.. Futurama makes more productive use of my time.

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  50. What do we want! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do we want!
    - Fry's Dog!

    When do we want it!
    - Fry's Dog!

  51. Me neither by Rustmouth+Chafings · · Score: 1

    Just think about what it would look like...

    Leela : Fry, you didn't do any delivery today.
    Fry : You think that's bad ? Remember the time I won a date to Urectum with Gary Coleman's head ?

    Yeah, no. Let's hope not, indeed.

  52. the world is right again by ruebarb · · Score: 1

    for once, I am in alignment with the world -

    hypnotoad rules -

    rb

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  53. Re:Who gives a f--- by enharmonix · · Score: 1

    This trivia contest is over!

    Cheers. :)

  54. Favorite episode? by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

    Of course "Jurrasic Bark" makes anyone with a working heart choke-up, but which is your favorite episode?

    I vote for "Time Keeps on Slippin'". I love how this episode f*cks with every convention it can.

    Absolutely *nothing* is at stake!

    Farnsworth at his best:

    ...or did my brain just stroke-off there for a moment?

    And an ending that packs an emotional punch:

    Did you see it? Did you see it? [cue Globetrotters theme]

  55. Re:I'm too busy with Pride Week events... by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

    You ARE crazy. You filled it with same sex animal couples. There are some parts of the bible I agree with and parts I dont!

  56. David X Cohen is cool! by AbRASiON · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I emailed him once after finding his address out there on the net.
    He responded politely and promptly - was pretty cool too, I also found his commentary on the Futurama DVD's to be excellent.

  57. Once we hit this bullseye... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards.

    Checkmate.

    I'm not sure how Futurama would be without good ol Zapf Brannigan

  58. Let's face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    comedy is a dead art.... now tragedy, hahahaha that's funny

  59. Re:Who gives a fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a show with giant jewish aliens performing freaky alien sex on each other
    I find your ideas intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
    Thats simpsons dumass
  60. Re:Who gives a fuck by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

    There's something beautifully ironic about spelling 'dumbass' wrong, don't you think?

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  61. Sorry, your humour was LOST... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    in translation :-)
    but a smilie would have clarified things -- after all, this is /. and there _are_ hordes of 13yos here, isn't it true?

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  62. About Billy West by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to mention that a couple of months ago I had a chance to meet Billy West at a SciFi convention and he was extremely nice. He was just a super guy, very friendly and happy to talk to anyone who wanted to talk about his work. He told me that he was really happy to be working on Futurama again. It seems that everyone connected with the show enjoyed working on it.

  63. What special features do you want on the DVD? by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    #1: NAKED AMY!

    And not that cop out "from the side so you just see her butt and some side-boob/no nipple" stuff!

    No, we want full frontal naked Amy!

    Full frontal naked Leela would be good, too.

    But NO naked Zapp. Sweet Zombie Jesus, that would be bad! Very bad.

    Oh, my.

    Yes.

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    Guaranteed! This comment 100% Anthrax free!
  64. what would happen if..... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Hypnotoad was viewed by someone wearing a brain slug?

    Would it make a difference if the brain slug was also looking at hypnotoad?

    Well...clearly I need a life.....

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  65. Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka? by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    I hear you can die from fear just from LOOKING at it!

    -Eric

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  66. Re:Who gives a fuck by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I could argue that 'jagoff' is a reference to South Park

    You'd be dead wrong if you did. I grew up with that phrase. I don't know how wide-spread it is outside the Pittsburgh area, but one surprisingly easy way to turn it up is in Mr. Belvedere, which was ostensibly shot in Beaver Falls, and therefore was replete with yinzer neologisms. The problem with playing the etymology card is when it turns out you don't know what you're talking about, you look dumber than if you hadn't opened your mouth at all.

    Please stop feigning knowledge you don't actually have.

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