Microsoft Launches Comical Effort to Fight Piracy
theodp writes "A week before the release of Vista, Microsoft is expanding its fight against software piracy with a new educational effort that includes comics. Making its U.S. debut Monday, the Genuine Fact Files campaign aims to make Microsoft's message more accessible to a broader audience. BTW, Vista's Software Protection Platform (SPP) can put unvalidated copies of the software into a reduced-functionality mode. From the article: 'Microsoft plans to draw attention to it through banner ads on its Web sites and promotional material that it will hand out through partners. By using comics, the company aims to make the message more accessible to a broader audience. They are black and white, in a style similar to newspaper comics.'"
Isn't it peculiar that when someone (an individual, gov't or corporation) tries to pander to the hip or "kewl" crowd, it actually comes off as even more contrived and lame. This Microsoft comic reminds me of junior-high school health classes about drugs or sex.
Besides that, Microsoft has to walk a fine line with software piracy. If they could eliminate it entirely, that would be when you would see a more mainstream adoption of FOSS.
But are they black and white like newspaper comics?
Vista's Software Protection Platform (SPP) can put unvalidated copies of the software into a reduced-functionality mode
So you can avoid bloat and annoying requesters by not validating a copy?
Awesome! I can see it now. Popeye eating some spinach and tying an octopus' legs around three unshaven guys with eye patches. Brilliant!
Oh, wait... did the OP mean copyright infringement? Then why did the OP use a term that means armed taking of actual property?
Anyone got a torrent for this?
On week number 26, the comic itself is the anti-piracy platform.
;)
What MS doesn't tell you, wont hurt you
Jack Chick announces he's coming out of retirement.
I agree with Microsoft's campaign here. Piracy is rampant with kids nowadays, and they should be educated that downloading or illegaly copying software is wrong, and deprives hard working people of money that they should have been theirs.
I understand slashdot tolerates and even condones piracy, but it is illegal and kids should know they risk the punishment of law enforcement if they get caught.
I might well go to the expense of buying a Playstation 3, just to demonstrate that I have an alternative.
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OMG LOLZ! cOMICZ ... FREAKIN AWeSOME NOW I FINALLY REALIZE i MUST PAY FOR mY SOFTWARE, OMG LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Screen turns on, Borg Gates says:
"We are the Microsoft. Your computer will be assimilated. The piracy you were doing is over. We'll lock your computer until you pay for all your pirated software. Resistance is futile."
No bias in this headline.
C'mon Bill, you can afford to at least make it look like the Sunday comics.
Easy enough mistake to make.
I don't see how he changed anything.
Well, they're changing the site around, but [URL=http://www.midtimod.dk/blog/index.php?/archiv es/594-Captain-Copyright.html]this site[/URL] has one of the comics up.
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How is the average user going to know if they have been placed in `reduced functionality mode`, or are simply experiencing the usual inability to shut down their PC (yes, even on XP), virus attacks, confusing USB installation (do I install the hardware first and then the drivers, or the drivers first, or plug the hardware in and see what happens, or what, exactly?), games juddering and freezing (presumably updating my file indexes or checking for updates is so important that the flippers in my pinball game can take up to half a second to respond) etc?
I don't thinkthe Swedes are really classified as a "broader audience".
Blerg.
From the article: "The antipiracy fight is a multimillion-dollar effort, Hartje said. Although it has been going on for some time, Microsoft can't say whether the fight is paying off. 'This is a multi-inning game. We're in the first inning and it is too early to tell what the long-term impact will be,' she said."
This is the first inning? C'mon, pirated software was online (BBSs) in the 1980s, if not earlier, and even then I could buy illegally-copied software from semi-shady PC hobby stores. Forget "don't copy that floppy" -- how about "don't copy that data cassette" or "this software download will take 16 hours on your 1200 baud modem, assuming your housemates don't pick up the phone and disrupt the signal".
Nah, it's more like double-death overtime, and Microsoft is losing.
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Paying 200-300 bucks for a personal installation of windows for only ONE computer is incredibly lame. That may have been fine back in the days of Windows 95 when most households only had one computer because they commonly cost an average of 1500-2000 dollars. Nowadays they are going for less than 500, so it seems more common for families to have 2 or even 3 PCS. Why charge nearly 1000 dollars so they can all "upgrade" for a single house? If they ever expect to sell Vista in the magnitude they desire and get the software behind it in a reasonable timeframe, they NEED to include at least 3 personal keys for each $300 vista license, otherwise they'll have to wait for people to replace their PCs with storebought Vista computers.
Of course after saying all that, vista upgrades will be so uncommon, buying a new PC will be pretty much the only guaranteed way most people will have Vista at all. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
BTW, Vista's Software Protection Platform (SPP) can put unvalidated copies of the software into a reduced-functionality mode.
What, there wasn't enough flamebait in the editorial? Needed to add something to make it, well, Slashdot-worthy?
Nothing like picking a sureshot argument that has relatively little to do with the actual article.
I'm Rocco. I'm the +5 Funny man.
What this means is these strips won't be funny either. "Look, everyone! Cathy still can't fit into a bathing suit, Garfield pulled on Odie's tongue again, and stealing from Microsoft is wrong."
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I had the same pet peeve until I learned that the use of the term "piracy" in this way dates back centuries. I can't find a reference now, but I know I've read essays from the 18th century using the term in this manner.
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I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
I think I'll launch a campaign called that, aimed at teaching that sharing ideas, while giving competition (oh noes!) to large corporations, is good for the world and especially the poor. You aren't forced to pay for the use of math, and neither should you be for ideas which can be freely shared. Greed is what makes people not want to share that which is freely shareable. It may be difficult to share REAL property, but it is not difficult to share ideas which should be no ones property! Fuck patents and fuck copyrights. Let the space age begin already!! Patents hold the world back from advancing in technology. The industrial revolution was set back at least 20 years because of the steam engine patent! FUCK THAT, where's my holodeck! Let pure competition occur and free the ideas! Make companies have to come up with NEW technology to stay ahead of competition!
Promote true freedom - support standards and interoperability.
This is all put better than I could do it here. I think this has been discussed before, but it's worth revisiting.
By making pirate copies of Vista run in reduced-functionality mode, it seems as though Microsoft is moving back toward the generally accepted definition.
Man wird am besten für seine Tugenden bestraft.
Slashdot. No, that's unfair.
Internet. hmm, that's not quite right, either.
Journalism. !
Humanity. ?
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I just got through watching the first episode up on microsoft's web site. I just love how randall mentions that the site where all this WAREZ he found by reading a BLOG. With all the all the ganda going on in government around political blogging it's no surprise that corporations have decided to attack as well.Is it just me or does randall kinda look like a young mitnick? People need to let microsoft know this sort of blatant ganda does not go unrecognized. Im just wondering where they are gonna be presenting this crap? A corporate conference near you? Schools? Local best buy training centers? Next thing were gonna start seeing is computer oriented versions of Blood on the Highway. Goes something like "Thats right timmy. So the next time you are thinking about pirating music or software. You might as well be putting a gun to a developer or musicians head. So unless you wanna kill dont be a PIRATE!"
Remember when some soccer moms were up in arms about music lyrics? The result: all CDs with questionable lyrics got slapped with a little label. And that drove the kids to them. Nothing like saying to a child that they can't have something to make them more curious about it and want to try it.
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
... is that they think the issue is education. Everyone I know of that pirates software does it quite knowingly. Even my parents, who are 60-70 years old, are fully aware that they are running pirated copies of Windows.
Does Microsoft (and along the same lines, the RIAA, MPAA, etc) believe education is really the problem? I think it's just marketing to justify the draconian measures (DRM and the like) that they want to use to control as much of our daily lives as they can get away with. If it were really about piracy they'd just correct their business model.
"Get the genuine facts campaign"
Are non genuine facts still facts or are they lies ?
It seems Microsofts understanding of the word fact is something which optionally may or not be true which leads me to believe that they are not someone I'm going to be trusting as far as I can throw them.
Is the fact that these is a genuine facts they are presenting us with a genuine fact or its self or is it one of those other not genuine, or partially genuine facts ? Who can tell.
Are they in black and white or color? Newspaper or graphic novel style? Oh, how I wish someone would tell me because neither the summary nor the quote from the article say!
Also, I'd like to know - what style are they in? And are they in color? Im asking because I couldn't tell from the article, and I don't think it said so in the summary.
Modding me "redundant" will just make this funnier to me.
Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
Literally!
In this episode, Copyright Man puts the hurts on a little girl with leukemia, her puppy and her elderly Grandmother...
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
"Vista's Software Protection Platform (SPP) can put unvalidated copies of the software into a reduced-functionality mode."
I think they may be learning. With flat out product activation you may be inclined to just go with another OS. I've put Linux on one of my desktop computers for the first time since about 2000 because I don't have a spare copy of Windows and (not that I'd do that sort of thing anyways) using the same copy of Windows XP for 2 PCs is an activation nightmare waiting to happen. If crippleware would keep me afloat enough to play some video files, then I may not have a Linux box in my living room. Granted Microsoft wouldn't make money on this either way, but they'd keep someone from potentially learning they can live with another OS with reasonable crippleware on Windows.
If you're going to make b&w comix warning of the evils and sins of "piracy", and eventual but certain punishment in a short booklet format, then there's only one man for the job!
I realize that hiring Jack Chick could be tricky, but I'm sure that the right arguments will succeed.
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
I couldn't agree more with most of the comments here today (a rarity)
Another foolish attempt at free Advertising.......uh wait...
Anyways, there are enough peeps that avoid *any* obstacles and would rather pay through
the nose to avoid having to even install a ATI Vid update, and this is where all this Vista stuff comes in. I shudder at the thought of all my evening clients surprising me with Vista on their PC's next time they call me in for a fix...
The Comic I'm sure is just another easy swing and pitch reminder that they're still working on making it tough on potential (Vista/mp3/avi/mpg/best friend's sister's bra hooks) hackers.
After the third week of release to the public, when the European (or whatever) hacker community releases a completely defanged Vista, we'll see how many peeps with already Pirated XP go for it. Seems no one remembers that the REAL Reason Win95 made big was because it became the most pirated OS of all time, locking in thousands if not millions of peeps in Microsoft's clutches at work, on their second PC's, and on their original PC's right after going to confession. Even a dealer knows the first taste has to be free.
This Cat and Mouse DRM and cripple ware drama is just that...Publicity Drama...**yawn**
Cheers
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End of Line.
If they let Steve Ballmer sing a song about copying and show it to little children the children will grow up so utterly scared of him that they will never copy even legitimate files, ever.
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omg I gotta see these comix. anybody have a torrent?
So, perhaps it depends on other factors.. but that idiotic camel seemd to have brought many a teenager into that cancer-inducing habit quite successfully using "cartoons" or in the least a cartoonish character...
unauthorized copies of Microsoft's new Anti-Piracy comics just appeared in various BitTorrent trackers.
Monkey Man! With his amazing chair throwing power and Zune squirting abilities, he continues to stop the evils of diabolical supervillans like "Tux the Penguin" and Steve "The Fruitman" Jobs, who continue to diabollically write stable/easy to use/secure software. Around the campus of Redmond, the cry of "Developers, developers, developers!" can only be one thing... the "Man of Sweat" is on the job. Now enjoy the further adventures os Monkey Man, whose secret identitiy, Steve Ballmer, continues in his quest to rid the world of this menace to M$ociety...
Am I the only one who immediately had the name Jack Chick pop up in my mind when I read this?
I immediately started imaging Microsoft portraying "pirates" as evil devil-worshipping spawns of Satan, preferably in little pamphlets which could be inserted into iPod boxes (we all know only pirates buy iPods, don't we?) by concerned shop owners...
Erm, yes, I lived through the vilification of D&D during the eighties, why do you ask?
Part Time Philosopher, Oft Times Romantic, Full Time Unix Geek
I'm half way in and so far, they've made blogs look evil, and given the villain a nice communist background, and of course they're perpetuating the scary myth that every download is laden with viruses, spyware, and heroin. When the news stories were drawing comparisons between this and other comics, they forgot to mention Jack Chick. I wonder if Microsoft hired him to write for them.
Agreed. The only time I ever see any attempt to correlate the two concepts is people complainign on Slashdot, or occasionally as a joke (I saw a cartoon where they attacked a pirate video on the high seas).
Honestly, the media companies don't want copyright infringers to be compared with pirates. Pirates have been romanticised for well over a century.
So far, piracy is easier than learning to use Linux/BSD/whatever. But what if Microsoft succeeds in making it hard?
I think they would gain some new customers among the lazy and wealthy(who would finally pony up the license fees), but at the same time the poor but smart would prefer to put in the effort to move. As a result, revenue would rise at the expense of market share.
So Microsoft has a little dilemma here
C - the footgun of programming languages
Background: I am a Unit Commissioner with the local Boy Scouts and I have a Ph.D. in Computer Information Systems (Security and AI), so I am teaching the Computers Merit Badge classes at our local "Merit Badge College".
In Boy Scouts, you have to do all of the numbered requirements. (Some are "Do three of these" and list, for example, A-H sub-requirements).
Requirement 9 (the January 2006 revision) has three mandatory sub-sections.
(paraphrased - I don't have the exact text)
A. If a friend offers you a copy of a game or a software package, is it legal to accept it?
B. When is it legal to download music from the Internet and when is it illegal?
C. Why do Copyright laws exist?
I know this has been discussed many months ago, but I felt that it was appropriate to mention it again since it shows Microsoft's reach and influence.
You can get the "Student and Teacher" edition of MS Office 2003 for about $129, and it even lets you install it on three computers in your home at the same time. Same functionality as all the other versions. The only drawback is that there is no upgrade priced version. For Office 2007 this is now called the "Home and Student" suite. The 2007 version includes Word 2007, Excel 2007, Powerpoint 2007 and Office OneNote 2007, it has an MSRP of $149.
AVG Antivirus is free for non-commercial use.
perhaps a bit off topic, but take a look at this: http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Windows-Ultimate-N umbered-Signature/dp/B000M2WPIQ/sr=1-2/qid=1169476 621/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/102-5235946-3553706?ie=UTF8&s= software Signed by Bill Gates himself. If this is real, it is quite possibly one of the most comical things I have ever seen microsoft produce since BOB http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_bob
Thanks for a link to a comic strip in Swedish. Anybody know where I can find a version translated into English?
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...was to get the reader to laugh (or at least chuckle).
oh, I get it.
Is it just me or did the interview and the cartoon seem to be suggesting that people stay away from blogs?
I mean seriously, who posts pirated stuff on blogs? I thought it was all peer to peer these days?
Only other thing I discovered from the cartoon is that if a chubby guy called Randall sucking on a chocolate bar like it was a wang comes up to your desk odds on your going to be fired.
> Vista's Software Protection Platform (SPP) can put unvalidated copies of the software into a reduced-functionality mode
:-o
You mean it can get worse?
Here is why people use the "stuff from the web"
My wife is taking a class at school the requires that she have a copy of Office 2003 Profesional. Now take that to heart. This piece of software costs $495.00 on top of the $300 for books and $200.00 for the class. We had to get a new laptop since she did not want XP pro on her linux machine, there goes another $300.00 (we will keep the machine but not the OS after the class).
Total cost $1295.00
or do I just get the laptop and dload the software...
That is the teacher/student edition. if you are no longer a student you are not allowed to continue to use that software and must purchase a new license. read the EULA sometime. My roommate can buy windows XP and Photoshop cheap, but it is illegal for me to own a copy of that very same software.
i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
No, no. A better assumption would be that a bunch of warning messages interfere with the login process. And maybe a few more times after that. The PC user 'knows' that computer performance is far from perfect, so MS screwing with the OS even further will not faze them. Such an approach is too subtle and will be ignored.
In other words, the user needs to be told that they are wrong. How else would the user know that they were using the machine incorrectly?
I thought nobody under 30 read comics anymore, especially in the US. And that the only way comics got a wide recognition these days were through movie and television adaption.
And what about the Play It Cyber-Safe campaign by the Business Software Alliance? Here a hip anthro-ferret offers kids a "Cyber Ethics Champion Code" and a game in which he battles the evil forces of copyright infringement. "Stop the pirates from freezing the city. Throw your ball into the pirates and their stolen software before they hit the ground."
Revive the Constitution.
...and the usage continued well into the 19th century too.
Gilbert & Sullivan wrote "Pirates of Penzance" in 1879, inspired by the copyright "Pirates" in New York who had come to watch their London performances of their previous show (HMS Pinafore) and then "ripped" the words and music and performed something very similar in New York a short time later.
Without paying royalties of course.
In fact, to avoid "Pirates" itself being pirated, G&S took the trouble to perform it FIRST in New York (they both travelled there personally -- and travelling trans-Atlantic was only by slow boat in those days) and establish ownership and royalty channels, before sailing back home to London to premiere it there.
"Pirating" has been the term in general use for, well, ever. I used to "pirate" = "piratkopiera" ST games back in the day from my friends.
Sign up for a distance course with Liberty University. They sure as hell won't expect you to do much work anyway so you'll get to have cheap software and become a Doctor of Creation Science.
-- Using the preview button since 2005
So the real message is that a Windows-based network will fall flat on its face at the first sign of a virus?
Well done, Microsoft.
Gun. Foot. Loud Bangs.
The shutdown feature will probably make me paying for a legit copy eventually, provided the pirates don't manage to disable it in a reliable manner. Once my trusty pirated XP is no longer good enough (through forced upgrade moves like DX10, etc.) I will probably splurge on a copy (most likely when I build my next comp - OEM pricing). Linux? Not good enough for basic gaming. Might get a mac though.
How ironic !
A criminal organization lecturing us about obeying the law.
http://www.kmfms.com/
For every Microsoft poster I see, I'm stapling two of these nearby!
Microsoft is finally catching up to circa 1995 security. Too bad it has more to do with protecting software 'assets' than with some semblance of actual user security through digitally signed software.
Signatures are a waste of bandwi (buffering...)
1. Hard Drive Hog
2. Hardware intensive (new Hardware req'd)
3. Reduced functionality mode (if & when something craps out)
4. Limited ability to load on new hard drives for backup or in case of other failures/upgrages
I just have to wonder if Microsoft may have to turn VISTA into FOSS?
They earn their money off of the wholesale price as sold to the box makers and that is it. You download your extra copies for free.
If they are going to compete in the long run against Unix/Linux, that may be their only choice UNLESS...
Microsoft could start their own PC Box Company, and come up with a tricky catchy name like MicroBox.
Then they could go head to head against Apple.
...that they are telling "Why don't you install one of the free alternatives to Windows and Office, You can download them for free and it's fully legal and noone with hunt You... just install $FavoriteDistro, OpenOffice 2.1 and Firefox 2 and you'll never miss or need Windoze, Orifice and Exploder again". :-D
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I didn't write that... did I ? Nasty me
I watched the whole movie and there wasn't a single funny thing in there. The design reminds of newspaper comics. But "comic style" is not the same as "comical".
This sig is just as redundant as the rest of this posting
Man, did you see that guy? He's just ... so ... evil! Can't ... resist ... piracy!!!
Er, ok I'm bored. When I'm bored watching a film, my mind just starts making stuff up. For instance:
But I think my favourite part would have to be (once my mind got back on track to the fact that he was actually installing Windows):
My final thought as this bland and childish crap fizzled across my screen was: Which operating system was this company running such that a single installation of a cracked update caused the entire company network to come down to a catastrophic failure, which not only caused downtime but also caused data to be destroyed and stolen?
It didn't have to end this way!
Gates And Ballmer Go Camping
...wow, the story's even more complex than I remembered. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_of_penzance for details.
Note that most of the biggest copyright "pirates" at the time were of course the Americans. Who didn't ratify the already-existing Berne Convention until 110 years later, in 1989.
They've already taken the most effective possible anti-piracy method they could with Vista. They made it such a piece of crud that I wouldn't pick it up off the ground except to get it into a proper waste container.
Seriously, I wouldn't put it on my machine if they were paying me to do it. I am running Windows, but they haven't put anything in Windows that I care about since W2K.
Also, legitimate Microsoft resellers are affected by piracy and, in some cases, pirated software has been modified and could hurt users, she added.
Hurt users? Like the plethora of security flaws that have cost both consumers and business untold amounts? Or were they referring to something else?
Let's hope that it WORKS. Heck, if MS shuts down pirated operating systems and applications, what could be better for the "competition"?
.. oh yes, social security number and two bank accounts with PIN numbers, please."
Separately, "commercial linux" vendors adopt this anti-piracy campaign. "Hello, Red Hat/Novell/IBM Support. Please recite your 40-digit license code and email me a jpeg of your thumbprint
They can't expect people to pay for a whole new license for their software when they cease being a student. What even defines a student? For Student loan companies it means that you were an active student anytime in the past six months or have only missed one semester or quarter. Is this defined in the EULA? What about people who graduate go get a job for a few years and then go back to school again? Do they have to stop using the software during that time. Microsoft has their heads up their asses with this one! 100% of people who buy software at student discounts will continue to use them until something better comes along.
And that's why we try to use the preview button...
But really, has Slashdot ever supported any kind of BBCode? Certainly doesn't seem to now...
I used to run a cracked copy of Windows XP Pro until i wasn't able to install the 2nd SP because my key had been blacklisted by then. So i tried a few Linux Distros until i finally picked Suse as my next OS, and i stuck with it ever since. So i guess Microsoft actually had some sort of success in fighting piracy, though i'm not sure whether this is what they had in mind :o)
Perhaps they were inspired by this?
or this?
I actually got my version for free from the M$ Academic Program. I may continue to use it after I leave uni, but I will not get new versions.
Sounds fair, doesn't it?
Windows 2000-2003Server, Visual Studio, Visio and a couple more programs.
The german Win XP Version was fubar, though. It wouldn't install .NET, Java or Visual Studio. Had to reinstall the old version I had - Gift horse, I guess.
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Microsoft tries to fight piracy to protect THEIR product, and they are called evil. If Red Hat did that with some of their proprietary software, we'd have a bunch of people here telling us how this is the best thing since sliced bread.
I'm not a troll, but I play one on Slashdot.
"This is VistaMan, kids! If suspects you have pirated software he'll shut off your video card, cripple the OS, and send you a nastygram! If it turns out you really didn't you can have JUST enough OS back to send an email to Microsoft, plead your case, and get your expensive computer back!"
Thanks Microsoft,
.iso files for my linux downloads,
I double checked my
and they work just fine - they are Genuine Linux Live CDs.
Ubuntu is working just fine on my desktops.
Puppy is The Best upgrade for laptops I've
ever installed.
Puppy Linux loads completely from a keychain flash drive,
and runs everything from a RAM drive, no hard drive needed.
All Genuine Linux, working very nicely, thank you.
Why don't they just bring back
"Don't Copy that Floppy"?
CLASSIC anti-piracy propaganda!
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And? Frankly, we never should've signed on to Berne. It's a huge pile of shit. That said, I don't think that the protectionist policies we had way back in the 19th century were a good idea either; we should unilaterally grant everyone national treatment. But there should not be any minimum standards internationally. If one country wants to not have copyrights, then that's a perfectly valid option. Each country should decide whether copyrights generally, and what copyright policy in specific, is best for them.
-- This and all my posts are in the public domain. I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.
Anyone ever see those evangelical right wing christian comic books strategically left behind on bus seats?
Seems Microsoft is taking a page from the Jack Chick line of - hey - it sounds rational - but you'll burn in hell...
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Personally, I'd be surprised if someone didn't write a "make your software appear pirated and put a pop-up that says 'you won't be in this mess if you used product X'" virus that forces all crippleware to go into reduced functionality mode and endorses a product.
Agreed, I don't think this feature will become too popular. It's just too tempting a target for the black hats if it does.
Don't be a software pirate, stay legal and properly licensed by using the various free open source GPL licensed programs instead that are also available in Windows versions. Many of the best free GPL licensed open source programs which have been developed for Linux users have also been released in Windows versions. Not everyone is ready yet to move from Windows to a free GPL licensed alternative such as Ubuntu Linux. For them, a first step to freedom would be to keep on using a properly licensed copy of Windows, but to start using the various free GPL licensed alternatives to their various favorite programs. Someday, if they decide to move to a totally free operating system such as Linux they will then be able to use the Linux versions of those same programs. There is now an amazingly large complete alternative free software ecosystem of free GPL licenced software legally available for free to everyone.
Here are just a few examples of free (mostly GPL licensed) programs which are also available in Windows versions:
Looks like the Microsoft shills wasted all of their mod points in the previous Vista piece. Too bad.
You know, if Microsoft cared more about software quality, security, and their user interface rather than
big money (their own or that of their DRM customers'), they might actually gain our respect instead of
our hatred. *ANY* other modern operating system is less encumbered by DRM and less of a hassle to reinstall
due to overzealous product registration.
But the little comic book-like video says that by using authentic software "You get: The assurance that your IT infrastructure is clean and stable"
Oh really? Who provides that assurance? Certainly not Microsoft. I don't recall ever seeing any MS product (or any piece of software, for that matter) that isn't sold without a warranty including the implied warranty of merchantability. In other words the EULA plainly states the software is completely worthless and that by clicking through, you agree with the manufacturer that the software is completely worthless and that you are surrendering your right to sue them if the software destroys your computer, blows up you house and kills your family etc. etc.
Like I said, I don't advocate stealing intellectual property but turning in criminals who copy and distribute what a manufacturer publicly declares is worthless crap is waaaaay down on my list of wrongs to right.
Insert witty sig here.
So I browsed from TFA to the Microsoft website's piracy section. Yeah, all the misinformation about how piracy is hurting our culture, EULAs are necessary, and FOSS is bad ("Imagine if anything you thought, made, or distributed could be legally reproduced and freely given away by others") is amusing, in a worrying-that-people-will-believe-this way. But my favourite part is this: Worldwide Piracy Sites.
Microsoft posting links to "worldwide piracy sites"? Who the hell came up with the title for this page? Hilarious.
Actually, now that I browse deeper, this kind of ambiguity is rampant. Piracy basics. Software Piracy resources. Maybe they're trying to get Google hits — when someone searches for information on how to pirate things, they instead get Microsoft's 'don't do it!' spiel and decide not to!
......My roommate can buy windows XP and Photoshop cheap, but it is illegal for me to own a copy of that very same software......
Since when does somebody's (even MS) EULA have the force of law? The LAW says that you friend can buy anything (not otherwise illegal in itself) he wishes and sell that to anyone else for any price he wants. That includes software. The "A" in EULA stands for "Agreement". It takes at least two entities to make such. Clicking a mouse or ripping a package does NOT mean anyone is agreeing to something. An agreement also must have a witness attesting to the identity of the persons agreeing and to the agreement they are making. In our culture they call such witnesses a notary public.
All theory is gray
Seems to me that Windows has been "putting applications in reduced functionality mode" for a very long time. I think the only difference is that with Vista they'd be doing it intentionally.
Ron
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
Will Microsoft prosecute me if I distribute copies of these cartoons without permission?
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
Microsoft makes most of thier money from buisness customers which have to use and develop for microsoft because thier customers require some propiatory microsoft format.
:P
So why do they want to stop home users using unlicensed copies of vista? few people buy windows for home use they simply buy a pc which includes it and others download it, so its not really going to change thiers profits much. The home users either way will still require companys to use windows which they will have to pay for. So if they stop illegal copies of windows they reduce the numbers of home users with windows which reduces the need for companys to buy windows which reduces microsofts profits
Sounds like a PDA to me.. external keyboards exist today.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
... after all that Zune and WGA etc. stuff. See my small cartoon: http://geekandpoke.typepad.com/geekandpoke/2007/01 /ballmers_tip_of_1.html
Bye,
Oliver
THE BUNKER, Redmond, Monday (UnSlash) -- Microsoft is expanding its fight against software piracy with a new educational effort that includes comics. The online campaign, set to start on Monday, is meant to tell people the benefits of using properly licensed software.
Dubbed "Genuine Fact Files," Microsoft plans to draw attention to it through banner ads on its Web sites and promotional material that it will hand out through partners.
The campaign is designed to degrade the comic if viewed by unlicensed readers. Legitimate verified licensed users of Vista with Aero will see it in three-dimensional High Definition at 1080×600 at 80 frames per second. Legitimate verified users of Windows XP will see it in two-dimensional 640×480 at 30 frames per second. People attempting to read it on a Macintosh will see 160×120 double-sized "chunky" black and white pixel art at ten frames per second, and users trying to view it on Linux will automatically be reported to local law enforcement.
Microsoft has escalated its effort to combat piracy since mid-2005. Windows XP now checks your license key against Microsoft's database each login. Windows Vista requires a retina scan before enabling high-end features, and the forthcoming Windows Blackcomb will require a blood sample each time you log on.
Microsoft tried to enlist Disney to its anti-piracy efforts, but this was vetoed for some reason by Disney board member and single largest shareholder Steve Jobs. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Jobs was reported to have reacted to the suggestion. "Bill, you kill me," he said, looking forward to the next time he visited the Gates for dinner.
While some of the measures have irked some users, Microsoft says such steps are justified because piracy is rampant and hurting its sales. Linux users fired up their copies of AIGLX and Looking Glass, with fast 3-D rotating graphics, running two to six times as fast as similar effects on Vista on one-third the CPU, and laughed and laughed and laughed, looking forward to the next few years.
http://rocknerd.co.uk
Someone below 30 please respond and disprove my assertion. And for bonus, please explain how all your non-geek friends below 30 also read comics. I love comics, and don't want to be right in my claim that the art form for practical purposes is dead among the young generation in the US.
MUSTELASBURG, Deutsche Demokratische Republik, Monday (Neues Deutschland) -- Microsoft and Trabant have unveiled a complete new software system for car drivers. The "Sink" platform, introduced at the Mustelasburg auto show, will be available in over 12 Trabant vehicles this year.
The agreement is part of a constant quest by Microsoft, the world's largest software maker, for fresh vistas beyond the office supply market it dominates. Trabant, meanwhile, hopes that new technology will help it solve the problem of dwindling market share even in its home German market. "The market potential is absolutely enormous," said Markus Fields, Trabant's president for the DDR. The Trabant Langeshorn promises to be "an experience like no other."
Microsoft is bringing its expertise to bear on all aspects of the new Trabant Langeshorn:
* Improved compatibility with the original motor-tricycle version of the Trabant, while maintaining at least its level of crash safety. Not that the Trabant Langeshorn crashes.
* The two cylinders of the two-stroke engine will be doubled in size, shortening the 0 to 100 km/h time to three hours and forty minutes, half what it was in previous models.
* A colouring agent ("Aero") will be added to the exhaust, to accurately recreate the vapour trail of the twenty-first century flying car those people in the West are supposed to have by now.
* The phenolic reinforced plastic body will be doubled in thickness for added crash protection. Not that the Trabant Langeshorn crashes.
* Other "Aero" enhancements in the Trabant Langeshorn include pink alloy wheels, a musical horn playing "Die Internationale" and a metre-high spoiler.
"The thrust of our new model of car is to make it more attractive to Trabant owners," said Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO. "Any Trabant driver knows Ferrari owners are just losers with penis-size issues and that their market share is insignificant. Ferrari just keeps proving over and over that it can't come out with a popularly priced Trabant-like model."
Microsoft expected its marketing muscle to go far in this new market battle. "Just imagine the joy a Ferrari mechanic will feel when they finally get to work on a market leader with industry muscle behind it like the Trabant."
http://rocknerd.co.uk
How about you start in India or china where you need to worry about pirating?
The main thing that would help Linux at this point would be a FOSS implementation of DirectX 10. Since that won't happen, windows will be the primary platform for entertainment software, which FOSS either can't, or isn't inclined to compete with.
It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
Is it just me or is the site hacked? Check this:
"Om ditt företag använder ett oäkta program kan det uppstå säkerhetsproblem och du har inte heller rätt till teknisk support.
Ibland kan det vara svårt att veta om du har äkta programvara installerad eller inte. Med Microsofts hjälp kan du både validera din dator och få hjälp om du upptäcker att ditt företag inte har äkta programvara installerad."
WTF? This isn't funny at all... someone do a snapshot quick!
When people think of pirates, they don't think of raping and pillaging. They think of Talk Like a Pirate Day and halloween costumes.
I've been a programmer for oh, a million years now - and I lived thru the copy protection wars of the late '70's and 80's... And all copy protection can be cracked... Basically EVERYTHING has to run on the computer. Just trace the code...
Sure on an Apple ][ it was easier - there was *maybe* 128K IF YOU WERE LUCKY and had a memory board filled with chips that extended under the keyboard, but most of the time it was 48K... Not too tough to search thru...
Self-modifying code was fun - held us up from cracking some software for oh, about 2 days... Then it made sense... and that was the end of that half-assed attempt at copy protection...
So the fools moved to 1/2 tracking on the floppies... then quarter tracking... spiral tracking... *yawn*... Burn marks on the floppy *more yawn*... Again, all this shit had to load into the machine... When things got really crazy there were interface boards which kicked the NMI on the CPU and captured ALL of the memory to a disk file... When you wanted to run the software again - just load the file and the PC picked up where it left off... The functional equiv today would be a VM image...
All of this stuff was a complete and utter waste of time. Despite the laws, and programming time wasted - it will always be cracked BECAUSE IT HAS TO RUN!!! What the imbeciles at M$ haven't figured out yet is that they need to reduce the price and restrictions...
There's a balance to be achieved between price and restrictions... when you hit the sweet spot, you have some piracy - but you also have sales... Even the pirates using your software will end up buying something at some point in their life. I certainly couldn't affort $700 for PhotoShop or PageMaker when I was in college - but there were no educational versions for $50 (the price of a text book) - so I grabbed some codes and used it... BFD... When I graduated and got a job/started a company - I could afford it and I bought it - it was a cost of doing business...
To M$ and the rest of the companies out there - yes, you have to make a buck. Yes, you have a right to make a buck. But stop acting like assholes about 'piracy' and making me waste my time thru product activation, forced "verification", entering 25 digit codes, dongles, and on and on and on so you can try to sell 3 more copies... By your own admission - the counterfeiters are selling it already and don't care... and their product looks just like yours... What's the difference between the two? The price - you morons. Get your price close to where the counterfeiters are, then offer *something* to make it worth my while to go with you (and not some bullshit either - something real) - and I'll BUY yours...
But stop wasting our time with volume activation, antitampering technologies and anti-reverse-engineering technologies - it's not going to stop or slow down anything except my machine... and I'm tired of upgrading with new CPU's and memory just so you can pack some copy protection and DRM junk in there...
For gawd's sake - I had a 1 MHz Apple ][+ with 64K of RAM running MagicWindow that worked better than my Windows 98 box ever did.... I have a bunch of XP boxes (yeah, tons of Linux too) that run slightly better than 98 - they don't crash as much, but the specs to make it run at a decent speed is sickening... And Vista? *blech* -- I'll upgrade when I can't get any other OS to run on the stuff I have now... or sooner if one of our customers *requires* us to upgrade - and even then, it'll probably just be one or two boxes...
But keep on adding that copy protection fools... It'll only drive MORE people to Linux, etc... And those are people who are probably in college, who will someday work or start their own companies... and ya know what - they ain't gonna be futzing with an unknown like M$...
I wrote this by remixing the text from this page:
http://www.microsoft.com/piracy/how.mspx
How Proprietary Software Affects You
Proprietary software hurts everyone-from software developers to businesses, and ultimately to all software users. The unnecessary restrictions placed on non-free sofware has a significant impact on the economy, costing the United States billions of dollars a year in duplicated development, license management, and by denying the benefits of software to those who cannot afford the licensing - money that would have gone back into local communities. In addition, companies facing the threat of litigation must pull resources from the development of new technology, and devote it to tracking and purchasing licenses and legal services. In the end, proprietary, non-free software is unfair to everyone.
The risks of using proprietary software
Quality - If often lacks the kinds of improvements a community could generate quickly and comes with no significant review of the methods and flaws contained in the code.
Viruses - Code that cannot be reviewed and secured may be infected with viruses that will damage your hard drive or cripple your network, without the benefit of timely community-based fixes.
At Work - developing or using proprietary software at work puts the whole company and society at risk of wasting development time reinventing the wheel. Proprietary software that is expensive, unnecessarily restricted or that contains security vulnerabilities wastes company resources and drives up IT costs.
Apparently it's not swedish. It must be some other language. "Bork bork bork" part is missing.
I'm a long-time Windows user. For me, it started in 1991 with Windows 3.1, when I had to use MS-DOS and Windows at my first employer. I wasn't satisfied at all, being used to the power and comfort of AmigaOS on my Amiga computers at home. However, in 1994, I bought my first PC (because I was self-employed at that time) and my first Windows was Windows 95. I bought it around the days when it began selling, because I wanted to have a 32-bit Windows (and didn't think of NT at that time). Since then, I've purchased Windows 98, 2000 and XP (the latter two as System Builder editions which were much cheaper than the retail versions).
.NET programming (and perhaps Visual Basic -- I've been programming BASIC since I was a kid, but never tried out Visual Basic).
With XP, I had the problem that after a number of changes in my computer (like changing the mainboard or the hard drive for the umpteenth time because something didn't work), the Activation system directed me to the Phone Activation Service, where I was dependent on the leniency of operators to give me a valid activation code. After a couple of more XP crashes on that box -- until I found reliable hardware -- I decided not to use XP anymore on that and go looking for something else. At that point, I had already worked with Linux, and in office, with Solaris and AIX, and so I was open to that.
During this 2-year period, I tried almost every free OS there is, including various Linux distributions, FreeBSD and Solaris x86. Except perhaps Ubuntu Linux (which I removed to try out Solaris), none of the OSes including Solaris were stable enough to stay on my box for long. Sooner or later, they either self-destructed or were auto-destroyed by configure-script-based installers. I never expected such unreliability and instability from those UNIX-based systems.
Then my brother told me that with Windows Genuine Advantage, phone activation would no longer be required, and I gave it a go: I installed my old XP copy, Service Pack 2, and updated until Windows Genuine Advantage was installed and telling me I should activate my copy of Windows. I did that, and bam! Now I have XP on my box without the trouble of phone activation.
Microsoft has won me back as a customer. I definitely plan to get a system-builder edition of Windows Vista sometime in the future. The Vista upgrade advisor program from Microsoft says I can upgrade to Vista Business or Ultimate without much trouble. The system builder edition of Vista Ultimate is still $200, but that's only half the retail price (without the phone support, which I don't need anyway).
As a developer, I'm pleased that Microsoft now provides free copies of its Visual Studio 2005 Express editions, and I'm eager to learn C# and
And about that new anti-piracy program: I like it; I think that office network security often hangs by a thin thread. Not only are there companies that don't license all their copies of Windows, but some people responsible for office networks don't really know what they're doing: Some forbid the use of Internet Explorer, which precludes the use of Windows Update to keep the system patched up. Some people think Windows Update would break their system. But in my experience, Windows Update used on all computers in the network, keeps the systems more stable, reliable, and safe. Together with up-to-date security systems like virus scanners, etc., this can have a significant impact on network security. And using only genuine software on all computers in the network can also contribute to network security.
In my opinion, the only thing left to do for Microsoft to extinguish piracy is to give out free versions of their operating systems and office products that are feature-reduced but usable. This would make a big difference in countries like that of the former USSR, China, and other low-salary countries. People there can't simply afford a genuine Windows copy nowadays, and of course they should check out free and/or open source software, but