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String Theory Put to the Test

secretsather writes to mention that scientists have come up with a definitive test that could prove or disprove string theory. The project is described as "Similar to the well known U.S. particle collider at Fermi Lab, the Large Hadron Collider, scheduled for November 2007, is expected to be the largest, and highest energy particle accelerator in existence; it will use liquid helium cooled superconducting magnets to produce electric fields that will propel particles to near light speeds in a 16.7 mile circular tunnel. They then introduce a new particle into the accelerator, which collides with the existing ones, scattering many other mysterious subatomic particles about."

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  1. Flipping Burgers? by toonerh · · Score: 1, Interesting

    String theory always seemed to be the most complicated mathematical way you could "force" a unified field theory into existence by adding as many dimensions and undefinable, physically meaningless constants as possible. This is stuff for the likes of Dr. Charlie Eppes from the TV show Numb3rs. Maybe that's why Peter MacNicol aka Dr. Larry Fleinhardt bailed to be a heavy on 24?

    Anyway, we may see some very smart guys flipping burgers next Christmas...

    1. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Informative

      The number of dimensions isn't that high. When all of the string theories are combined into M-theory, the total number of dimensions is eleven, IIRC. Harder to understand? Yes. Impossible to visualize? Yep. But not abhorrently high.

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    2. Re:Flipping Burgers? by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      String theory always seemed to be the most complicated mathematical way you could "force" a unified field theory into existence by adding as many dimensions and undefinable, physically meaningless constants as possible.

      And the essential problem in trying to falsify it is that it's so bad it's not even wrong.

      KFG

    3. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not wikipedia. There is no reason to link to everything that can also be explained somewhere else in your post especially when you chose to ignore linking to information on string theory and unified field theory when those are what the article was about, not actors and tv shows.

      Bravo on your first post though!

    4. Re:Flipping Burgers? by jacekm · · Score: 0

      As long as it is not related to God, Occham razor doesn't apply to science anymore. JAM

    5. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 5, Informative

      String theory always seemed to be the most complicated mathematical way you could "force" a unified field theory into existence by adding as many dimensions and undefinable, physically meaningless constants as possible. Actually, it's the simplest known way of creating a unified field theory.

      It's been known since the 1920s that adding extra spacetime dimensions allows you to unify forces; Kaluza and Klein successfully unified classical electromagnetism and gravity that way, with a theory in 5 spacetime dimensions. Unfortunately, this idea can't be readily extended to all the forces in the Standard Model, and the unified theory is at least as difficult to quantize as gravity alone.

      From a different perspective, leaving gravity out of it, there are the grand unified theories. They too have "extra dimensions", except that the extra dimensions are not of spacetime, but of an internal "gauge" symmetry space. (Kaluza-Klein theory basically turns these internal gauge dimensions into true space dimensions, paving the way to a gravitational theory.)

      String theory also does not add as many "undefinable, physically meaningless constants as possible". Indeed, it has fewer constants than the Standard Model. In fact, it has only one constant, which is certaintly definable: it is the string tension. Furthermore, the dynamics of string theory are unique, unlike the quantum field theories. (You can write down infinitely many different particle physics theories with different particle content and interactions, but all of the string theories are part of the same theory, and all the strings obey the same fundamental laws of interaction.)

      In short, string theory is not a totally contrived fudge; pretty much all of the ideas that led to semi-successful unified field theories found their way into string theory in a natural and uniquely determined way.
    6. Re:Flipping Burgers? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1, Funny
      Thanks, but my head still asplode.

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    7. Re:Flipping Burgers? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Insightful
      String theory always seemed to be the most complicated mathematical way you could "force" a unified field theory into existence...
      On the contrary, it is the simplest. The standard model has an arbitrary set if particles with few principles guiding how they should be chosen, and an arbitrary set of interactions that can take place between particles. It doesn't even single out 4 dimensions as special in any way - the choice of 4D is completely arbitrary. The choice of 30 or so constants defining the interaction strengths is also arbitrary.

      String theory has one particle - the string. It has one force which emerges from the very simple dynamics put into it at the outset. A wide spectrum of particles and interactions emerges from it in a natural way. There is little choice for the dimension of spacetime - the theory locks it down from the beginning. Gravity emerges from it naturally - something that doesn't even get mentioned in the standard model. There are close to zero arbitrary constants. And at bottom, the initial assumptions of String Theory are really simple. Simpler than other quantum field theories.

      The problem with String Theory is that taken at surface value it doesn't match the universe we see. We don't see a 10-dimensional universe, we don't see the predicted spectrum of particles and so on. The publicised problems we see with String theory are from all the attempts to make our 4D universe emerge from it - and the incredible freedom we have in doing so (eg. by folding up dimensions in various ways). At core, String theory is simple, beautiful and as far from arbitrary as you can imagine. There are all kinds of things wrong with String theory. But they have nothing to do with "adding as many dimensions and undefinable, physically meaningless constants as possible", which sounds more like the ramblings of someone who doesn't have a clue what String Theory is about.

      Note that I am neither for nor against String Theory, which makes me part of a tiny minority in the physics world. I certainly doubt it's the ultimate theory of anything, but I also think that there is a lot of uninformed criticism of it. I'm just telling it like it is without my own ax to grind.

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    8. Re:Flipping Burgers? by scoopr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Harder to understand? Yes. Impossible to visualize? Yep. Quite. Found some help for understanding from here.
    9. Re:Flipping Burgers? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "And the essential problem in trying to falsify it is that it's so bad it's not even wrong."

      Well, while this is funny, I find the Slashdot' news is "funny" too: "scientists have come up with a definitive test that could prove or disprove string theory". Last I checked, Mr Popper was a bit of a stubborn about how an experiment can disprove a theory, but it never can prove it!

    10. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Matt+Edd · · Score: 1

      String theory, in general, allows for more dimensions. IIRC 10 is the minimum.

    11. Re:Flipping Burgers? by garglblaster · · Score: 0, Troll
      ELEVEN DIMENSIONS??


      You must be joking.

      I'd personally prefer a theory with 3 dimensions + time as an imaginary 4th.
      This has been proven over and over again and is consistent with temporary physics.

      Anything containing more than let's say 5 dimensions is absolutely speculative and there has not been any evidence for this whatsoever..
      Last time I checked I couldn't see any evidence for more than 3 dimensions (+time as a 4th) anywhere
      - even when looking under the sofa.

      Please get real folks

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    12. Re:Flipping Burgers? by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a minor nitpick, I think you meant Occam's razor. More important, you clearly don't understand it. Occam's razor simply says that you shouldn't add more assumptions than you need. To pick a real-world example, don't assume there's a Vast Conspiracy behind the War in Iraq if everything can be explained without it. Yes, atheists use Occam's razor to show that you can explain the universe without assuming the existence of God, but that's not all it's good for by any means.

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    13. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can have the weird little string theories in 6 dimensions, and non-critical strings in less than 10. Critical superstring theory lives in 10 dimensions, and M-theory lives in 11 dimensions. Critical bosonic string theory lives in 26 dimensions, although that doesn't contain any fermion particles and hence doesn't describe our universe, unless it turns out to be related nonperturbatively to M-theory in some unknown way.

    14. Re:Flipping Burgers? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 0

      String theory should be renamed bong theory. They must have come up with it while they were high. I can observe three dimensions: Height, width and depth. You can call time the fourth even though only the present can be observed, but any beyond four make no sense. They are something someone tripping would think they have "discovered" until they come down from their high.

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    15. Re:Flipping Burgers? by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      pfff, you've obviously never solved the .

    16. Re:Flipping Burgers? by jaweekes · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thou shalt have four dimensions. No more, no less. Four shall be the number of thy dimensions, and the number of the dimensions shall be four. Five shalt thou not have, neither thou have three, excepting that thou then proceed to four. Six is right out.

    17. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately reality doesn't always comply with your personal preferences.

      There is no proof for the number of dimensions.

      Your lack of omniscience may impede your ability to percieve dimensions.

      You are correct that physics is "temporary" as tomorrows physics may not be todays physics.

    18. Re:Flipping Burgers? by nebosuke · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unfortunately, that site is totally bogus. Interesting, but it's entirely unrelated to string theory, which the author seems to mention just to lend his ideas some credibility.

    19. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Mr Popper was a bit of a stubborn about how an experiment can disprove a theory, but it never can prove it!

      Ah, but this is quantum physics. The ordinary rules do not apply! ;)

    20. Re:Flipping Burgers? by danielk1982 · · Score: 1

      "Last time I checked I couldn't see any evidence for more than 3 dimensions (+time as a 4th) anywhere"

      Didn't Einstein show the universe curves into the 4th dimension?

    21. Re:Flipping Burgers? by kfg · · Score: 1

      while this is funny. . .

      For which I can't take personal credit. It's attributed to Pauli.

      Last I checked, Mr Popper was a bit of a stubborn about how an experiment can disprove a theory, but it never can prove it!

      I take it you didn't get the post-modern science memo.

      KFG

      Epilog:

      When I first tried to post this I got a message saying that "This user does not exist, no matter how much you want him to."

      Anecdotal evidence suggested that I do, in fact, exist, since I think, I think, so I attributed the result to experimental error and reran it; failing to falsify my existence in the process.

      Of course my methodology could just be so bad it's not even wrong.

    22. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Einstein's four dimensions are 3 dimensions of space + 1 dimension of time, as the grandparent post noted.

    23. Re:Flipping Burgers? by blincoln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, that site is totally bogus.

      Mod parent up. I've seen tons of people pass that link around and it has nothing to do with 10 dimensions in the string theory sense at least.

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    24. Re:Flipping Burgers? by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ELEVEN DIMENSIONS?? You must be joking.

      THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN?? You must be joking. I can clearly see the sun rising and setting. Any theory that interferes with the perceptions that I am comfortable with, is obviously bollocks. Last time I checked I couldn't see any evidence for the earth revolving around the sun, even when looking under the sofa.

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    25. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I first tried to post this I got a message saying that "This user does not exist, no matter how much you want him to." Anecdotal evidence suggested that I do, in fact, exist, since I think, I think, so I attributed the result to experimental error and reran it; failing to falsify my existence in the process.

      Keep running the experiment; eventually you'll get the outcome you expect.

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    26. Re:Flipping Burgers? by i_finally_got_an_acc · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, you've got it. That actor changed shows because the science is all wrong. Hollywood has always been on the forefront of science, so I don't see why we shouldn't trust of the intuition of that guy from Ghostbusters 2.

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    27. Re:Flipping Burgers? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Keep running the experiment; eventually you'll get the outcome you expect.

      Then quick, stop and publish, before someone else runs the experiment again.

      KFG

    28. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible to visualize? Not at all! You can use perspective and other visual tricks to put a "3-D" picture on a 2-D surface. Painters have done this for thousands of years (the ancient Greeks and Romans, and the Minoans before them, for instance).

      If you can project a faux 3-d image on a 2-d surface, why can't you visualise a 4-d image on a 3-d space? Or an 11-D image?

      You scientists have no imagination, I swear!

    29. Re:Flipping Burgers? by s4ck · · Score: 1
      bah... strings.. who needs 'em?

      duct-tape/wd-40 theory is much more elegant.

      duct tape to stick things together

      wd-40 to un-stick them

      there you go. unified!

    30. Re:Flipping Burgers? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Mr Popper was a bit of a stubborn about how an experiment can disprove a theory, but it never can prove it!

      Yes. And Duhem and Quine showed how an experiment can't really disprove a theory either. However, they do make theories more or less credible.

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    31. Re:Flipping Burgers? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course you can project down 4D objects to 3D in several ways, and thus get some feeling about them. But our perception always keeps those images at 3D, so in our brain it's just a 3D image with mentally attached info, unlike in the 3D->2D projected case, where or brain manages to re-create the 3d image without problems. You simply cannot visualize four straight lines staying perpendicular to each other, no matter how hard you try. You can visualize four lines in 3D-space, and can mentally attach the info "that line actually goes to 4th dimension, but was projected here", but that's it. Our mental images are restricted almost the same way the perceptions of real images are. E.g. another thing you just can't do is to visualize a body cell with all its structure in its natural size. You can visualize its structure enlarged (such as you see it in a microscope, or pictured in a book), and mentally attach "like this, but much smaller", or you can mentally shrink it, but then eventually you'll end up in your imagination with a structureless point.

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    32. Re:Flipping Burgers? by oliderid · · Score: 1

      I can't understand this theory.

      Genius like Einstein or Planck were able to explain their thoughts with simple concepts. When Einstein (or a peer) talked about a passenger walking in a train and somebody watching him outside of it, you could at least understand the basic concept behind relativity.

      All I know about String theory is that it is heavily based on "quantum physics" (so I guess probability and Energy). That's all I know.

      If string theory supporters could come with a simple and effective way to explain their favorite theory (theories?), It could greatly help their cause IMHO.

      So the experiment is simple:
      You found a girl, you are on your first date.
      she says :"What is your job"
      You say:"I'm a physician."
      She says:"Great, what do you study?".
      You say:"String theory."
      she say:"What is string theory?"

      If you say "this is too complex for you. I cannot explain it." You are screwed. She will be offended (just like half of the slashdotters I've read so far). She(we) must understand it.

    33. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Simple explanation: Traditional theories of physics hold that all matter is made up of tiny particles, which are geometric points of zero size. String theory holds instead that all matter is made up of tiny strings, which are just what they sound like.

    34. Re:Flipping Burgers? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      I'd personally prefer a theory with 3 dimensions + time as an imaginary 4th.


      I'd personally prefer to be handed a billion dollars cash.

      This has been proven over and over again and is consistent with temporary physics.


      Well, no, in fact, it hasn't been proven over and over again. If it had been proven, physicists wouldn't be looking to more dimensions to explain phenomena, because they wouldn't need to.

      Assuming by "temporary" you mean "contemporary", well, no, no theory actually proposed with those parameters that explains the observations of contemporary physics clearly better than string theory has been proposed; if it had, it would be heavily favored for parsimony over string theory.

    35. Re:Flipping Burgers? by iMySti · · Score: 1

      In that way isn't String Theory the same as Ptolemy's cosmos? Need to explain a motion? Add an equant.

    36. Re:Flipping Burgers? by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      There are two flaws with your experiment. First, I wouldn't expect a physician to study string theory. Suture theory, perhaps, but not string theory. They leave that to the physicists. And second, physicists don't get dates.

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    37. Re:Flipping Burgers? by somersault · · Score: 1

      How can you be sure?

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    38. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thou shalt have four dimensions. No more, no less. Four shall be the number of thy dimensions, and the number of the dimensions shall be four. Five shalt thou not have, neither thou have three, excepting that thou then proceed to four. Six is right out.

      But the Fifth Dimension has to exist, or have existed. I've seen pictures!
    39. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I can't understand this theory.

      And the same is true of Quantum Mechanics, and that's a *massively* successful theory, almost as successful as SR or GR. The fact is, we've entered a realm of theoretical physics where only the specialists will *truly* understand the theory in full (and even then, there are those who believe that if you claim to understand Quantum Mechanics, you probably don't).

      Hell, I would argue that there are large portions of GR and SR that are difficult to explain to your average man on the street. Just try to explain relativistic effects like time dilation to someone and watch their head spin. Even the idea of the constancy of the speed of light can be confusing (certainly unintuitive, when considering observers moving at relativistic speeds).

    40. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Heh. I have observed it. ;-P

    41. Re:Flipping Burgers? by Compholio · · Score: 1
      ONE! TWO! FIVE!
      Four, sir!
      FOUR!
      ****BOOM****
      Cartesian coordinates (+ time) hurl through three dimensional space and collide with 11-dimensional space in fiery glory.
    42. Re:Flipping Burgers? by rickshaf · · Score: 1

      Well, at least the number of dimensions necessary for string theory to work didn't reach 12 or 13. Can you imagine the problem we'd have with the folks from the Duodecimal Society of America sniping at the guys from the Baker's Union? Of course, the "Baker Street Irregulars" would have to weigh in, as well.... But, (only slightly) seriously, I'd suggest that, the last time I checked, physicists weren't being paid by the dimension or undefinable, physically meaningless constant. That would lead me to believe that they're only specifying that which appears to be necessary for the plumbing not to back up. And, of course, Schrodinger would say that whatever dimensions were unnecessary would just collapse, anyway, or, at least, they'd be highly improbable. (Oh, yeah. The umlaat is probable, but it's late, so....)

    43. Re:Flipping Burgers? by oliderid · · Score: 1

      Well let's say your are a mathematician and this isn't your a girl. This is your mum.

    44. Re:Flipping Burgers? by somersault · · Score: 1

      But then you have changed it.. maybe they do apply now ;)

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    45. Re:Flipping Burgers? by x2A · · Score: 1

      'Assuming by "temporary" you mean "contemporary"'

      I figured he meant temporal; the physics of time (as opposed to temporary; limited time, or contemporary; present time)

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    46. Re:Flipping Burgers? by jacekm · · Score: 0

      > Occam's razor simply says that you shouldn't add more assumptions than you need. But I do but I admit, that I use it in more general sense, than the narrow official usage of the "razor". I just find it amusing that the astrophysicists in their lack of understanding the Universe are now creating theories that require 11 or so space dimensions that cannot be observed or infinite number of parallel universes that - you can guess - cannot be observed to explain antropocentricity of the World we happen to live in. On certain philosophical level I find it very similar to the explanation of nature given by religion. In some sense science will always be on the loosing end when compared to religion since science is simply a description of the cause and effect and as such it will always have a problem to explain the existence of the very initial whatever it is going to be super Universe. Even if we ever manage to reduce all known physics to the single equation / quantity of the Universe, as with every mathematical theory we will simply hit the wall of mathematical axioms that cannot be proven and has to be assumed true on the pure belief basis :-) How is that going to be different form God except giving it different Politically Correct name ? JAM

  2. You can't prove a theory by hypnagogue · · Score: 5, Informative

    Welcome to slashdot; here's your junk science for the day.

    You can't prove string theory through experimentation, all you can do is attempt to disprove it.

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    1. Re:You can't prove a theory by stevesliva · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Welcome to slashdot; here's your junk science for the day.
      Welcome to Slashdot; here's your whining about semantics for the day. Pretty soon you're going to tell me that "subatomic particles" aren't actually particles, per se.
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    2. Re:You can't prove a theory by Bastian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wouldn't call that junk science so much as failure to make a pedantic distinction.

      If experiment can show that string theory makes predictions more accurately than current models, I'd say that proven is a good enough word to describe what has happened. Not in the sense that it's been shown to be an absolutely correct description of the machinations of the universe. Proven in the way that General Relativity was proven - decades before all of its predictions had been tested. Proven as in "it's been shown to be a better model," i.e., proven in about the same sense a person can "prove himself."

    3. Re:You can't prove a theory by giminy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thank you.

      Please vote to give this article the scientificmethodcantproveonlydisprove tag :).

      Cheers,
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    4. Re:You can't prove a theory by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please vote to give this comment the concatenated-words-need-hyphens-to-be-readable mod :).

    5. Re:You can't prove a theory by Ithika · · Score: 1

      Well, have you ever tried splitting one?

      Last time I took a knife to an atom the damn thing blew up in my face! Got a nice head on my beer though....

    6. Re:You can't prove a theory by Hedon · · Score: 1

      Well of course they're not particles... they're waves!

      *ducks*

    7. Re:You can't prove a theory by kyliaar · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call that junk science so much as failure to make a pedantic distinction. So, the Scientific Method is pendantic now? I see.
    8. Re:You can't prove a theory by TheMadcapZ · · Score: 1

      That joke was almost as bad as that movie.....almost!

    9. Re:You can't prove a theory by Bastian · · Score: 1

      No.

      Doggedly insisting on using one sense of a polysemous word for no apparent reason (other, maybe, than the apparent desire to show off) and in the face of the obvious fact that the word is perfectly reasonable to use in the given context if we allow other senses to be used is pedantic.

    10. Re:You can't prove a theory by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      If experiment can show that string theory makes predictions more accurately than current models, I'd say that proven is a good enough word to describe what has happened.

      Part of the problem with string theory is that it makes no testable predictions at all. The experiment mentioned is intended to test some of the assumptions upon which string theory rests. Disprove those, and expecting string theory to produce meaningful predictions starts to sound a little silly.

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    11. Re:You can't prove a theory by kripkenstein · · Score: 5, Informative
      Welcome to slashdot; here's your junk science for the day.

      You can't prove string theory through experimentation, all you can do is attempt to disprove it.

      Depends on what philosophy of science you subscribe to:

      1. According to the 'old consensus' (e.g. the Logical Positivists, early 20th century), you can prove scientific theories.
      2. According to Karl Popper, you cannot prove theories, you can only disprove them. It appears that you follow this approach.
      3. According to W. V. Quine, you cannot prove or disprove theories, strictly speaking; evidence is taken along with previous information in order to arrive at conclusions.
      4. And if you listen to Thomas Kuhn, you get a really different picture from all of these (which I won't go into).

      Note that both Popper and Quine are among the most influential philosophers of the 20th century. It is of course legitimate that you are presenting the views of one of them. However, Slashdot readers should be aware of the existence of other views, both in science and in philosophy.
    12. Re:You can't prove a theory by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      You can't disprove a theory through experimentation either. All theories have (often unstated) auxilliary assumptions. So when a theory predicts that under conditions X, doing Y will result in Z, an experiment that attempts to replicate X and then do Y may fail to result in Z due to failure to replicate X sufficiently well rather than because the theory was wrong. Experimental sciences are therefore reduced to a "preponderance of evidence" standard and it is equally meaningless (or meaningful) to say either that an experiment has proven or disproven a theory.

    13. Re:You can't prove a theory by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Now [i]there's[/i] the metaphysical mumbojumbo everybody accused the GP post of!

    14. Re:You can't prove a theory by kyliaar · · Score: 1

      I am confused here.

      So, is sticking on the concept of proving vs. disproving a highly theoretical concept that the value of is only understood by people that have some interest in science and should have some basic concept of scientific method pendantic or not?

      I hardly think so since the concept of not being able to prove something scientifically is a core concept of scientific method... at least how it was taught to me in high school.

      Thus, you can expect there to be a reaction in regards to the comment of proving vs. disproving prominently displayed from the Slashdot community.

      It is very much an example of what I see quite often on Slashdot posts. The editor posts a topic and states something that very poorly represents the information being linked to. This is not a flagrant issue.

      However, this particularly one did make me hang my head in shame at continuing to read Slashdot for news, expecting to find topics presented in a knowledgable fashion. This is something I would expect from mainstream media or in casual conversation, not from a site that brands itself as 'news for nerds'.

      I'm sorry... I view the scientific method and particularly this point of it pretty damn important to the progress of our scientific and technical knowledge over that past few centuries. I see it as a bit more than pendantism.

    15. Re:You can't prove a theory by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      From what I've read (subscription required), we don't yet have the computing power to confirm predictions.

    16. Re:You can't prove a theory by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      I am confused here. Obviously. Read what the person you are arguing with has written. Let me try to spell it out for you, yet again:

      The word "prove" has more than one meaning. There is no reason whatsoever to insist that the article summary use it in the scientific sense. It is perfectly reasonable to use it in the common, everyday sense of "To determine the quality of by testing; try out." In that sense it is perfectly valid to say that this experimentation could prove string theory.

      I'm sorry... I view the scientific method and particularly this point of it pretty damn important to the progress of our scientific and technical knowledge over that past few centuries. I see it as a bit more than pendantism. No one is suggesting that we throw out the scientific method. We are merely saying that to complain that it is not possible to "prove" string theory as stated in the article is to take an unnecessarily narrow (and pedantic) view of the definition of the word.
    17. Re:You can't prove a theory by pla · · Score: 1

      Doggedly insisting on using one sense of a polysemous word for no apparent reason

      No apparent reason??? The distinction involved makes the difference between "scientific method" and "lab tech"!

      You do not, ever, prove your hypothesis. You "fail to reject the null hypothesis". If you don't appreciate not only the distinction, but also the critical role that distinction plays in real science, you have no place criticizing those you would call "pedants".



      (other, maybe, than the apparent desire to show off)

      This, from the guy using "polysemous" rather than "ambiguous" or even just "unclear"?



      and in the face of the obvious fact that the word is perfectly reasonable to use in the given context if we allow other senses to be used

      "Reasonable" in that it forms a gramatically correct sentence, yes. Also completely and utterly wrong.

    18. Re:You can't prove a theory by bucuo · · Score: 1

      You know your stuff.

      Personally, I think that Popper's theory (and apparently Quine's, never read it) is a little too harsh. I don't need something that's undeniably,absolutely positively true. Any good Skeptic can always cast some logical doubt on a theory.

      My views are more in line with Kuhn. What we mainly need is a working set of principles that matches our world in the best way possible, so that we can understand and utilize the physcial world around us.

      It is often possible to take an old, erroneous model and attach some fudge factors to it to make it fit the theory. What people forget is that it takes a lot of work sometimes to iron out all the kinks in the theory, even if it is shown to be right in the end. What is more important for a theory is that it explains a phenomenon in the simplest and best way possible.

    19. Re:You can't prove a theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, enforcing the scientific jargon definition of "proven" on a public forum that includes non-scientists (like me) is pedantic.

    20. Re:You can't prove a theory by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      Apply filter mod.germancompoundwords and you should be good to go.

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    21. Re:You can't prove a theory by a.d.trick · · Score: 1
      Pretty soon you're going to tell me that "subatomic particles" aren't actually particles, per se.

      They're not, or not quite.

      When we call them particles we're drawing an analogy and saying that they behave like this class of things we call particles. However, subatomic particles are rather misbehaved sometimes and will exhibit features that are inappropriate of particles (uncertainty of momentum or position, jumping around, disappearing every once and a while, etc).

    22. Re:You can't prove a theory by stevesliva · · Score: 1
      They're not, or not quite.
      Q.E.D.
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    23. Re:You can't prove a theory by Sique · · Score: 1

      The main difference between positivists and Sir Karl Popper is, that K. Popper doesn't allow inductive conclusions to be correct by itself. That means: Sir Karl Popper doesn't believe in an inductive conclusion model that by carefully following its rules yields necessarily correct results. For deductive logic he believes that to be the case. This doesn't rule out that inductive conclusion could come up with a sufficiently correct theory, but the theory has to be tested without going back to the induction it came from.

      Thus we get to the falsification theory. For a theory to be false it is sufficient to find a single item/experiment/fact that doesn't adhere to the theory. This is a deductive conclusion. For a theory to be right we would have to check all items that the theory could describe. For most physical phenomenons they are just to many, because we would not only have to check the phenomenons that exist, but also those that could exist. (e.g. for a theory about the human brain we would not only check all living humans, but all theoretically possible brains, whose number is much higher than the number of elementary particles in the universe).

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    24. Re:You can't prove a theory by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      And you can't apply the mathematical definition of "proof" to non-mathematics.

    25. Re:You can't prove a theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww, no Feyerabend?

      5. According to Paul Feyerabend, there is no such thing as "the scientific method". This position is somewhat like Quine's, only more provocative in that it strips science of its epistemic superiority. The pejorative "pseudo-science" becomes a personal judgement rather than something which is determined by absolute rule. In Feyerabend's view, having multiple conflicting theories and methods is a good thing, since genuine active disagreement is the only antidote to dogma.

    26. Re:You can't prove a theory by Bastian · · Score: 1

      This, from the guy using "polysemous" rather than "ambiguous" or even just "unclear"?

      Sorry. Next time I'll say "word with multiple meanings" rather than "polysemous word." I was just banging out a quick post, not trying to show off. It happens to be a common jargon in my current field, so I encounter it daily and I don't always re-read my posts to make sure I don't use any jargon.

    27. Re:You can't prove a theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If experiment can show that string theory makes predictions more accurately than current models, I'd say that proven is a good enough word to describe what has happened.


      And that's why you're a philosopher, not a scientist.

  3. Bah by Phanatic1a · · Score: 4, Informative

    It can't prove string theory. It can *support* it, or it can disprove it, falsify it, contradict it. But it can't confirm it. All the experimental data in the universe can't do that.

    1. Re:Bah by Bluesman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, ALL of the experimental data in the universe could do that.

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    2. Re:Bah by Sunburnt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, ALL of the experimental data in the universe could do that.

      Of course, how would one know when they got there?

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    3. Re:Bah by alienmole · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not so fast -- for a start, you'd need all data from the universe's future, too. But even then, you still won't have proved your theory, unless you count all possible parallel universes too. Even if every event in the history of the universe fails to falsify a theory, it is still possible that you just got lucky, and nothing ever happened in such a way as to disprove the theory. Of course, I'll concede that in that situation, you've got a pretty useful theory and the errors it contains are moot for someone living in the universe in question.

    4. Re:Bah by AndyG314 · · Score: 1
      It can't prove string theory. It can *support* it, or it can disprove it, falsify it, contradict it. But it can't confirm it. All the experimental data in the universe can't do that.
      No theory can ever be compleatly proven. We can simply test it's predictions with experements. After a while, when we have tested a theory many times, we figure it's good enough to use. Eventually however we come up with a prediction of the theory not suported by an experement. Then we go back and start to refine the theory or come up with a new one. Any theory, even a well established one, can be disproven by an experement. However even a disproven theory can be very usuful and still make accurate predictions in certin circumstances.
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    5. Re:Bah by maxume · · Score: 1

      Once you had accounted for all the possible parallel universes, you would still have to prove that there wasn't another reality somewhere else with another set of all possible parallel universes.

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    6. Re:Bah by radtea · · Score: 4, Informative

      The tests proposed would not "prove" string theory. They are only testing some of the fundemental assumptions on which string theory is based.

      The assumptions are:

      1) Lorentz invariance
      2) Analyticity
      3) Unitarity

      The problem is that these are not exactly assumptions but rather desirable characteristics of any good theory in this domain, period. If anyone comes up with an alternative to string theory that is even remotely within the bounds of conventional physics, it will also have these chracteristics.

      Lorentz invariance means that the theory is consistent with special relativity. Since our universe is manifestly correctly described by SR to a very high degree of accuracy, this is a desirable property of any theory of everything.

      Analyticity (am I spelling that right?) means that the theory is mathematically continuous, which is again something that seems to be highly desirable as our universe contains very few (probably no) formal sigularities. One major goal for theories of everything is to show that the singularities in general relativity are smoothed away at small enough scales.

      Unitarity means that the propogator conserves what is being propogated, so spontaneous creation or destruction of stuff doesn't just happen. Again, this is considered a generally desirable property, to the extent that any theory that lacked any of these three properties would be considered a very bad theory. The creator of such a theory would have to give some account as to why it was ok for their theory to not be Lorentz invariant, analytic or unitary.

      So this is not so much "testing string theory" as "testing some very basic assumptions about the constraints any good theory should fulfill." This is a good and worthy goal, but it is a very weird bit of marketing to advertise it as "testing string theory" rather than putting it in its more fundamental context.

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    7. Re:Bah by gomoX · · Score: 1

      There is a "dead end" sign there.

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    8. Re:Bah by alienmole · · Score: 1

      No, because the goal is to come up with a theory that explains or models the possible behaviors in a particular universe. The reason parallel universes are relevant to that is because a single universe doesn't represent every sequence of events that is possible in that universe. However, other universes that don't share the properties of the universe you're interested in, aren't relevant -- unless you're trying to come up with a theory that applies across all possible universes/realities, but that's probably asking a bit much!

    9. Re:Bah by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Q: Can God make any random person believe that he or she is omniscient?
      A: Of course.
      Q: How does God know He Himself is omniscient?
      A: Because He is omniscient.

    10. Re:Bah by kalirion · · Score: 1

      No theory can ever be compleatly proven. We can simply test it's predictions with experements. After a while, when we have tested a theory many times, we figure it's good enough to use. Eventually however we come up with a prediction of the theory not suported by an experement. Then we go back and start to refine the theory or come up with a new one. Any theory, even a well established one, can be disproven by an experement.

      But how can any theory be disproven without proving that experimental results are accurate?

    11. Re:Bah by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Because that is where the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

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    12. Re:Bah by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      But how can any theory be disproven without proving that experimental results are accurate?

      How about this: We leave the terms "prove" and "disprove" for mathematical theorems, and we just don't use them at all for experimental science.

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    13. Re:Bah by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you could say the same about any scientific theory or law and any set of experimental data.

    14. Re:Bah by Dragonslicer · · Score: 5, Funny
      Of course, how would one know when they got there?
      They'd see the sign for the restaurant. It's pretty tough to miss.
    15. Re:Bah by Darby · · Score: 1

      One major goal for theories of everything is to show that the singularities in general relativity are smoothed away at small enough scales.

      My admittedly incomplete understanding is that string theory goes a different way with this.
      It presumes that such small enough scales are unnecessary because they don't even make sense to discuss since they don't even exist.

      Which ties into this point:

      Analyticity (am I spelling that right?) means that the theory is mathematically continuous, which is again something that seems to be highly desirable as our universe contains very few (probably no) formal sigularities.

      Not sure what you mean by analyticity in this context. Given my math background, I'm used to caring about analytic functions, which essentially are infinitely differentiable, hence even "nicer" than continuous functions, but it might mean something completely different here although it sounds related.

      Again, string theory says that space is absolutely not continuous, it's discrete. You can not *infinitely* subdivide an interval, and particles are not perfect, literally *zero size* mathematical points.

      My understanding is that that flaw in the standard model of particle physics is the primary thing keeping GR and QM from being merged. The assumption of real physical particles that take up literally no space whatsoever. Not a very tiny amount. None at all.

      To understand the difference, think about R^2, the normal Euclidian plane. That is a continuous space. You can divide it infinitely nad you will always find more points of your space in between any two points you pick no matter how close together they are.

      Now think about Z^2 (plane, but only integers). This is a very similar space in some ways like "shape" and extent. It's a much smaller subset though. It consists of only the points where each coordinate is an integer, so (0,0) (1,5),(8,10000000000) are all elements of this space, but (1,1/2) is not. You might look at a drawing of the plane and say, "sure it is, it's right there" (pointing to where it would be if you were talking about R^2), but that empty space between points isn't really there. It doesn't exist in the space in question.
      Essentailly, I think they're saying that there is a quantum of distance and it's on the scale of the Planck Length.

      So, from what I understand of the theory(s) ;-), it seems like they aren't really going for analyticity in string theory by defining space to be real continuous euclidian space as has more or less tacitly been done for centuries. Rather they're claiming that space itself isn't continuous.

      And, of course, this post might well be full of factually inaccurate statements, misinterpretations and repetitions of things which are flat out wrong ;-)

    16. Re:Bah by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Again, string theory says that space is absolutely not continuous, it's discrete. You can not *infinitely* subdivide an interval, and particles are not perfect, literally *zero size* mathematical points. String theory does have continuous space, and it says that strings are perfect curves of zero thickness.

      String theory places limits on how small you can measure something, however, since you have to use strings to do it; esssentially, you can't measure something that is smaller than the strings you're using to probe it. So there is sort of a "fuzzy" minimum effective distance, even though space itself is continuous.
    17. Re:Bah by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Methematical theories are the only ones that can be "proved", but theoretical physics can take a very critical turn in the next century or so if mathematical models are the purposed output, not just attempts at describing phenomena as we know them by using a model. I am not in this field, but I see no way for the universe to be explained - in a completely athiest manner - without the universe and all its characteristics, particles, and forces being a mathematical necessity. Yes, very "abstract", but the universe is very real. "Why" is the question that needs to be be answered.

      I do not believe there is anyone today who can give us satisfactory answers.

    18. Re:Bah by Darby · · Score: 1


      String theory places limits on how small you can measure something, however, since you have to use strings to do it; esssentially, you can't measure something that is smaller than the strings you're using to probe it. So there is sort of a "fuzzy" minimum effective distance, even though space itself is continuous.


      Ahhh, ok.

      Misinterpreatation one found and fixed ;-)

    19. Re:Bah by jamesh · · Score: 1

      What part of "All the experimental data in the universe" don't we understand here :P

    20. Re:Bah by the_bard17 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah... there's a restaurant.

    21. Re:Bah by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      1) Lorentz invariance
      2) Analyticity
      3) Unitarity
      These are very different kinds of assumptions. Lorentz invariance isn't just a desirable characteristic for a theory. It's an empirically observable phenomenon so for a theory to be physical it needs to satisfy Lorentz invariance.

      Unitarity, on the other hand, is another kettle of fish entirely. It's a bit like insisting that probabilities add up to one. Imagine devising an experiment to determine whether or not the probability of all possible outcomes of a die roll add up to one. There's no such thing. It's a prerequisite for a theory to make sense.

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    22. Re:Bah by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Since the statement was made at a specific time prior to the end of the universe (assuming the universe ends), it's reasonable to make sure that all future data is included in that statement, too. Besides, as I pointed out, "All the experimental data in the universe" isn't sufficient to prove a theory, and that's what most of my comment was explaining. So what part of that didn't you understand?

    23. Re:Bah by Liquid+Len · · Score: 1

      This comment shouldn't have been modded Funny.

    24. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr! Everything after "Since.."

    25. Re:Bah by alienmole · · Score: 1

      That's because you're an Anonymous Coward, i.e. you have no name. Without a name, you cannot think. The first step to recovery is to give yourself a name. Then, you will know who you are, and you will begin to be able to relate your notion of self to the world around you. But you're not getting any of this, are you...

  4. Flexible Theory by Lucan+Varo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wasn't string theory compared to C? A horribly complex construct that could be made to match any of the customers problems (test results) no matter how complex?

    1. Re:Flexible Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

      C is one of the simplest programming languages around. K&R C has only something like 35 reserved words!

    2. Re:Flexible Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is small? Smalltalk-80 has only 5 reserved words: true, false, nil, self and super.
      Yes, there are languages with fewer words, but I listed Smalltalk-80 because it is a somewhat mainstream programming language.

  5. Don't they want string theory to succeed? by Philomathie · · Score: 0

    "planning a definitive test with the future launch of the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland that could disprove the current theory." From the wording in the article it sounds like they actually want string theory to fail, despite the fact that we have few alternatives so far.

    1. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      String theory has wasted a tremendous amount of grant dollars and mind share over the years. It has pretty much paralyzed the physics department at Princeton.

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    2. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by alienmole · · Score: 2, Informative

      I haven't RTFA (site is returning a database error), but the biggest criticism of string theory so far has been that there aren't many good ways to falsify it, i.e. disprove it, which makes it somewhat suspect as a scientific theory. Having a way to do a test that could disprove it is, in a sense, very good news for the theory. (Besides, you can't ever prove a scientific theory, you can only support it with evidence and fail to disprove it with tests.)

      OTOH, a test that actually does disprove string theory could be very bad news for string theorists. But you can bet there'll be a lot of scrambling to rejigger the theory after a failed test...

    3. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From the wording in the article it sounds like they actually want string theory to fail. . .

      A test in which a theory fails is the most useful sort of test.

      . . .despite the fact that we have few alternatives so far.

      I cannot accept a theory simply because I don't know what to replace it with. Make the tests, generate failures; and then new theories which take the failures into account. That's how the alternatives come into being in the first place. That's why the "failures" are the most useful.

      "Successes" only make us complacent with the state of our knowledge, which might well be wrong anyway. "Failures" let us know where we lack knowledge. Science is not done where we know, but where "here there be dragons." It's about exploring the dark corners of the map, not sitting in our offices diddling with ourselves.

      We leave that sort of thing to the engineers.

      And think about this:

      Who says we need an alternative? The quest for a Unified Field Theory is an asthetic desire on the part of physicists. The universe is well known for taking our asthetic desires and shoving them up our collective arses.

      Perhaps there can be only two.

      KFG

    4. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by terrymr · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's what experiments are for, you disprove a current theory and then start work on the new theory that fits the observations from the experiment.

    5. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by FCOL+Whomp! · · Score: 1

      Definition... CONCLUSION: The place where you get tired of thinking.

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    6. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Successes can be useful, too, though less useful than failures. In succeeding, it refutes the notion that string theory is untestable, which is a major reason to go work on something else instead.

      As you point out, that's aesthetic rather than factual, but the aesthetics of science aren't arbitrary. They've proven themselves to be a pretty good way of finding out more truth, without getting sidetracked. Simplicity is the ultimate dogma of science, the thing that it believes without proof and without the possibility of proof, but it has nonetheless shown itself to be useful.

      (Utility, of course, is yet another aesthetic judgment, and a while separate branch of philosophy, namely the "What are we as humans supposed to DO?" branch. I'm a lot less comfortable in working out that branch, and will content myself with the notion that I do science because it amuses me.)

    7. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Simplicity is the ultimate dogma of science, the thing that it believes without proof and without the possibility of proof, but it has nonetheless shown itself to be useful.

      Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler.

      KFG

    8. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by nasch · · Score: 1
      OTOH, a test that actually does disprove string theory could be very bad news for string theorists. But you can bet there'll be a lot of scrambling to rejigger the theory after a failed test...
      And that would be called... science, right? Formulate theory. Conduct experiment to test theory. If experiment contradicts theory, revise theory. Repeat.
    9. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Sure. But would it be good science, in this case? There still aren't really any positive indications that string theory (or brane theory, or whatever) is even remotely on the right track. If foundational assumptions turn out to be false, then a more rational approach may be to start looking for different theories, perhaps ones that have, I dunno, some testable connection to observable reality?

    10. Re:Don't they want string theory to succeed? by nasch · · Score: 1

      I'm not qualified to answer that question. And almost all the people who are qualified have a vested interest one way or the other, so it's very hard to tell.

  6. Thank God by pln2bz · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can finally move on. And maybe the physicists can take their field back. Hopefully, they didn't lose the keys to the the labs that have been abandoned for years now.

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  7. Somewhat innaccurate title by ThinkFr33ly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The tests proposed would not "prove" string theory. They are only testing some of the fundemental assumptions on which string theory is based.

    If the test shows that one or more of these assumptions is incorrect, however, then it would probably force a very fundamental rethinking of string theory... essentially disproving it.

    1. Re:Somewhat innaccurate title by MollyB · · Score: 1

      This whole article appears misleading, although IANAS(cientist). I believe the next energy level at which experimetation takes place may turn out to reveal the so-called "Higgs boson" which is the particle/field that gives the other subatomic particles their particular masses. If they find it, it will help support, Not Prove that sting theory (now morphing to M-Theory) is possibly valid.

      We run up against an inconvenient idea called the Anthropic Principle which basically says that the universe is the way it is or we wouldn't be here to wonder about it, since the Constants we observe are so exquisitely tuned to form a world like the one we see and sense. String theory has the albatross around its neck of explaining why there are so many (squillions of trillions) solutions to the theory, each representing a possible universe, and why we live in the one we do.

      It is pretty hard to posit (but not demonstrate) an infinity of parallel universes along side our own, especially if the energy needed to explore Planck-length dimensions is beyond our theoretical grasp at the moment. String theory exhibits mathematical elegance, but it has a lot of 'splaining to do.

    2. Re:Somewhat innaccurate title by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      From a philosophical perspective, and thinking specifically about the Anthropic Principle, I PREFER String Theory in this regard. String Theory can be used to define an infinite number of universes, each with their own "universal constants". The Anthropic Principle explains quite simply why we live in the one we do - because we couldn't possibly exist in the others! I really feel it's quite a no-brainer looking at that aspect of it.

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  8. Life, The Universe, and Everything by eviloverlordx · · Score: 4, Funny

    42.

    Did anyone honestly think that the answer would be different?

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    1. Re:Life, The Universe, and Everything by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      no, of course not, but the question might be different

    2. Re:Life, The Universe, and Everything by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      My first generation Pentium came up with 41.999999

      (DNA rules!)

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  9. XKCD Has a great take on this... by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 5, Funny
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  10. Re:Flipping Philosophies? by skoaldipper · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say, kill all the particles and let science sort 'em out...

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  11. Large what collider? by elliott666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh...Large Hadron Collider. If it was in the Castro district I would really be suspicious.

    1. Re:Large what collider? by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      "Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a large hadron collider?"

    2. Re:Large what collider? by bdonalds · · Score: 1

      Oh...Large Hadron Collider. If it was in the Castro district I would really be suspicious.

      Isn't the Large Hardon Collider is located near Spermilab?

      (...no, I'm not 11 years old, why do you ask?)

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  12. Hmm... by rewt66 · · Score: 1
    Grinstein also noted that if their test does not substantiate what the theory predicts, one of the key mathematical assumptions about the current string theory would be incorrect.

    As opposed to the whole idea being bogus? The difference is whether you go for the New, Improved String Theory, Now With Fewer Bogus Assumptions(TM), or whether you throw the whole thing out. Sounds like the physicists want to try to tweak it rather than junk it, even if it fails the experiment.

    Note that "starting over with a major assumption changed" and "throwing it all out" aren't that different, so maybe I'm just ranting. Perhaps the major difference will be whether the new thing is still called string theory.

    1. Re:Hmm... by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the physicists want to try to tweak it rather than junk it, even if it fails the experiment.

      "The peer review system is satisfactory during quiescent times, but not during a revolution in a discipline such as astrophysics, when the establishment seeks to preserve the status quo."
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    2. Re:Hmm... by Manchot · · Score: 1

      Like it or not, that's how theoretical physics works. If an assumption turns out to be false, just change your assumptions and go from there. For example, in the 19th century, physicists could not explain the blackbody radiation spectrum, since the model predicted the ultraviolet catastrophe. So, what did Planck do? He made the completely unjustified assumption that the energy levels of a blackbody were discrete, and showed that his model predicted the correct spectrum. This bold move eventually helped to usher quantum mechanics, which in turn liberated his assumption.

      So you see, these kinds of conceptual leaps are necessary for new physics to come about. Even if their basis seems shaky at first, if they turn out to be correct, then that's all that really matters.

    3. Re:Hmm... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I always much prefer it when people start over completely instead of revising what they know so far (heh). The name of the beast is completely unimportant. What matters is that they're finding out more, and if they find out they're currently wrong, use that data to find what might be right. For all we know, it could end up being the "A being measurably identical to our representation of Cap'n Crunch contains any and all aspects of our known universe in his Cosmic Hat" theory, but if the attestations within fit the bill, who cares?.

      I seem to remember science having something to do with that MO =)

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  13. Epicycles redux? by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm by no means an expert in string theory. I barely grasp the basic concepts. However I am an engineer who has taken a LOT of physics classes over the years and I'm not completely ignorant either.

    String theory has always struck me as a modern day version of epicycles before it was realized that planets follow ellipses instead of circles. It just seems like we're trying to fit the math to the model instead of modifying the model so that the math makes sense. Add in the fact that it makes no testable predictions (not yet anyway) and it's bordering on not being science anymore. Maybe technology advances will change that but then again maybe not.

    Maybe string theory is right, I don't honestly know. But it seems like a lot of group think is going on and little progress is being made.

    1. Re:Epicycles redux? by stevesliva · · Score: 2, Informative
      String theory has always struck me as a modern day version of epicycles before it was realized that planets follow ellipses instead of circles
      Epicycles were a way to explain why planets that were orbiting the earth apparently reversed their direction in our sky for certain periods of time.
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    2. Re:Epicycles redux? by Legendre · · Score: 1

      It's even worse than epicycles. Although the model was wrong, epicycles actually churned out the correct numerical answers. String theory can't even spit out a single number that we can compare with experiment. The original article is about putting supersymmetry to the test, which is but ONE assumption of string theory.

    3. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Everyone always seems eager to compare to epicycles any modern physics theory they don't care for. String theory, dark matter, what have you...

      Physicists were led to string theory in a search for a consistent theory of quantum gravity, not in a search to make up the most complicated theory possible to fudge arbitrary data. For more on why string theory should be taken seriously as a solution to this problem, you can read a long analysis in a previous post of mine here. String theory itself cannot be modified to "fit" to a model; it is a unique theory with no adjustable parameters or interactions. However, you can construct various string models to fit observations, as you can presently using quantum field theory models like the Standard Model.

      It is also not correct that string theory doesn't make testable predictions. This whole story is about testing predictions of certain string models. However, we can't presently test predictions of all string models at once, and thus rule out all of string theory. But then, the same is true of quantum field theory models as well; there are infinitely many such models that could be true but which we can't yet test.

    4. Re:Epicycles redux? by alienmole · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're quite right. The problem, though, is that we really don't know how else to do this kind of science at this point. We've reached the edges of our ability to test theories, not just for want of bigger particle accelerators, but also because of more fundamental issues -- we're inside the universe, and there's no fundamental reason that we should be able to figure out exactly how it universe works, from the inside, any more than a creature inhabiting the two-dimensional surface of a balloon can figure out that the balloon's surface is supported by air pressure in a three-dimensional space.

      So in a sense, string theory is just the cover story that scientists use to continue conducting research. It's something to focus energy around, like the space program was for 1960's America. Eventually maybe we'll hit on some experimental data or a less unconstrained idea which gives us a clue as to how to proceed.

    5. Re:Epicycles redux? by An+anonymous+Frank · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm barely ignorant, and though I tried to work it all out, I got stuck at:

      ${String} = ""

    6. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This whole story is about testing predictions of certain string models. However, we can't presently test predictions of all string models at once, and thus rule out all of string theory. Shame on me for not RTFA. The story is about testing all string models at once. However, the tests of are a very general sort (e.g., "do probabilities add up to 1") so, with the possible exception of Lorentz invariance (obeying special relativity at all scales), even non-string theorists would not bet highly on violations being seen.
    7. Re:Epicycles redux? by Mark+Maughan · · Score: 1

      It's the extra dimensions that are analogous the epicycles.

      You keep adding more extra dimensions until you can get the theory to work.

    8. Re:Epicycles redux? by Legendre · · Score: 1
      Ambitwistor must be on crack...

      Physicists were led to string theory in a search for a consistent theory of quantum gravity No, the very first version of string theory came about to explain the strong interaction (not quantum gravity), then it was abandoned, then they picked it up again because of the spin 2 bonus... So it's a little like refried beans.

      it is a unique theory with no adjustable parameters or interactions. You forgot to mention the part where this "unique" theory generates 10^500 possible universes. If you play all 10^500 lottery number combinations, you're guaranteed to win, yes?

      It is also not correct that string theory doesn't make testable predictions. This whole story is about testing predictions of certain string models. Please tell me one prediction that can FALSIFY string theory; not experiments that confirm predictions made in the "low energy limit". Standard model is plenty good enough for the low energy limit, thank you very much. It's like you want to make a testable prediction for whether or not aliens exist: They exist if one day they show up on earth. Well, how long are you gonna wait for a positive result?

      The only strings I like are the ones I see on a woman's behind.
    9. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what, Mr. Karma Whore?

    10. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      String theory has always struck me as a modern day version of epicycles

        NO, No, no! It's a modern-day version of LUMINIFEROUS AETHER! Don't you read every third post on every /. article about string theory? ..Or am I thinking of Dark Matter?

    11. Re:Epicycles redux? by thelexx · · Score: 1
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    12. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      No, the very first version of string theory came about to explain the strong interaction (not quantum gravity), then it was abandoned, then they picked it up again because of the spin 2 bonus... That's true, but it turned out that string theory isn't a theory of the strong interaction and is a theory of quantum gravity. My point is that, unlike epicycles, string theory was not constructed to be a complicated phenomenological fit to arbitrary data.

      You forgot to mention the part where this "unique" theory generates 10^500 possible universes. No, I didn't "forget" to mention it. My point was that you can't adjust string theory itself to suit your needs — there is only one string theory.

      Note, too, that there are far more than 10^500 possible quantum field theories; even if you restrict yourself to the ones that are compatible with known physics, there are still infinitely many.

      Please tell me one prediction that can FALSIFY string theory; This very story gives such predictions.

      not experiments that confirm predictions made in the "low energy limit". Standard model is plenty good enough for the low energy limit, thank you very much. Yeah, that's why they built the LHC — to confirm the Standard Model. Sheesh.
    13. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You can't adjust the dimensionality of string theory to "make it work". The dimensionality of string theory is not an adjustable free parameter.

      Furthermore, most major unified theories has included extra dimensions in one way or another (see here). (One except was Einstein's failed 4D theory with non-symmetric connection.) It appears important to have extra dimensions in order for unification to take place. If that's your goal, then you probably need extra dimensions, string theory or not.

    14. Re:Epicycles redux? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I am not a physicist or even a scientist. But my understanding of science as a whole is that no model is ever intended to be the truth or the right answer. All models exist only to give a system by which something can be predicted if the observed behavior to date continues. Any model that explains observed behavior as well the current favorite can be no more less correct.

    15. Re:Epicycles redux? by Legendre · · Score: 1

      Please tell me one prediction that can FALSIFY string theory; This very story gives such predictions. No it doesn't, see this thread, which belongs to this very same story, by the way.

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    16. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does give such predictions. Read your own link. The paper is not specific to string theory; the predictions of string theory which can be falsified using the described means would also falsify relativistic quantum field theory. But they would falsify string theory.

    17. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      String theory can't even spit out a single number that we can compare with experiment. Neither can quantum field theory.

      Of course, specific models constructed within the framework of QFT can make detailed predictions. But then, so can models constructed within string theory.
    18. Re:Epicycles redux? by Legendre · · Score: 1

      Read your own link. I did. It clearly says that "it is based on a paper which has nothing to with string theory and doesn't do a string theory calculation at all"

      Are you going to ask for chapter, sub-chapter, and section number now?
    19. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      As I said, the paper is not specific to string theory and makes no calculations within the context of string theory. It gives tests of any generic theory that obeys unitarity, analyticity, Lorentz invariance, and crossing. That includes both string theory and quantum field theory as subsets. So no, it is not a string theory paper: it is more general than that. But it does have implications for string theory.

      Try reading the paper yourself. You would save yourself less embarrassment that way.

    20. Re:Epicycles redux? by Manchot · · Score: 1

      That's just not true. It's common on Slashdot, but you've missed out on a huge distinction here. Yes, it's true that string theory doesn't make any new predictions that we can compare with experiment. It does, however, agree with quantum mechanics and general relativity, which means that it reproduces all of the quantum and relativistic effects already seen in experiments. Think about it: it only uses a few extremely basic assumptions, but it reproduces all of the effects of the theories that it encompasses. Even if it turns out to be wrong, it's a phenomenal coincidence.

    21. Re:Epicycles redux? by Mark+Maughan · · Score: 1
      You can't adjust the dimensionality of string theory to "make it work". The dimensionality of string theory is not an adjustable free parameter.

      Then why don't they work in 3+1 dimensions? Because they have to work in 10+1 dimensions to get their theory to work, like I just said.

      Furthermore, most major unified theories has included extra dimensions in one way or another.

      So what. I'm sure there was a time when most theories of the solar system included epicycles. Extra dimensions has never worked. Never.

      It appears important to have extra dimensions in order for unification to take place.

      From another perspective, I could say that the original Kaluza Klein contained F_mu,nu in the conformally transformed Lagrangian because it's so easy to write such things down when I write down 5-vectors as 4-vectors plus a scalar, and symmetric 5-2-tensors as symmetric 4-2-tensors plus a scalar and a 4-vector. All of these things naturally come out as mathematical garbage. And then it becomes a matter of tinkering to try get it to look like reality. But there is always this excess mess that must be swept under the rug, like the scalar field and extra dimension of KK. One pushes the scalar field up to an extremely high energy by compactifying the extra dimension to be very small.

      Don't get me wrong. I like playing with KK theory and extra dimensions. But I realize that I am just playing and I don't get my hopes up. It has never worked and I do not pretend it ever will.

      If that's your goal, then you probably need extra dimensions, string theory or not.

      There have been other ideas. I remember reading a paper by Ted Jacobson where he derived Einstein's equation from some thermodynamic principles and the existence of causal horizons. Then he speculated that gravity could be a thermodynamic limit of something and that there would not necessarily be a quantum theory of gravity. Even aside from this, there has long been some worry in the gravity community that the string/quantum theorists are trying to quantize the wrong theory. There is no reason to think that there really should be a graviton as there is a photon. Classical gravitons are perturbations on certain metrics. Classical photons are exact solutions for any system.
    22. Re:Epicycles redux? by Legendre · · Score: 1

      As I said, the paper is not specific to string theory and makes no calculations within the context of string theory. It gives tests of any generic theory that obeys unitarity, analyticity, Lorentz invariance, and crossing. That includes both string theory and quantum field theory as subsets. ... and it also includes relativity, quantum mechanics, and basically almost all of modern physics as subsets. Yes, it's a very general test; "well, if ALL of modern physics is wrong, then perhaps string theory is wrong". You call that a prediction?

      So no, it is not a string theory paper Seems like my job here is done.
    23. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You call that a prediction? Yes.

      Seems like my job here is done. Nice way to declare yourself correct even when your basic claim was proven wrong. It's not a string theory paper, yet it gives a test of a prediction of string theory.
    24. Re:Epicycles redux? by Legendre · · Score: 1

      Hence the moniker "string wars" heard in the physics community nowadays. Ask yourself, which side are you on? Very, very sensitive topic...

    25. Re:Epicycles redux? by mstahl · · Score: 1

      To be *even more* nit-picky about it, epicycles were an attempt to explain the motion of planets given the assumption that they were all orbiting the Earth rather than the Sun. That's what he's talking about there.

    26. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Then why don't they work in 3+1 dimensions? Because they have to work in 10+1 dimensions to get their theory to work, like I just said. That is a bizarre criticism. You claim that string theory has problems because the dimensionality has to be "adjusted" in order to "work". In fact, the dimensionality of string theory is not adjustable. It is the dimensionality of theories like general relativity and quantum field theory which are adjustable.

      So what. I'm sure there was a time when most theories of the solar system included epicycles. Extra dimensions has never worked. Every new theory contains something that has never worked. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a new theory. That is no criticism of string theory either.

      But there is always this excess mess that must be swept under the rug, like the scalar field and extra dimension of KK. One pushes the scalar field up to an extremely high energy by compactifying the extra dimension to be very small. Yes, and people have pushed the Higgs mass up to make it work, and that of the minimal supersymmetric partner, and you need to explain why you don't see an axion, and so on. Yet again there is nothing different in principle here than in other HEP model building.

      There have been other ideas. I remember reading a paper by Ted Jacobson where he derived Einstein's equation from some thermodynamic principles and the existence of causal horizons. Yes, I know that paper well. It's one of the papers that got me interested in quantum gravity. However, it does not concern unification, which is what I was talking about (not quantum gravity).

      Incidentally, the real implication of Jacobson's paper is not that Einstein's equation shouldn't be quantized, but rather that any reasonable quantization of gravity will yield Einstein's equations in the appropriate limit.

      Even aside from this, there has long been some worry in the gravity community that the string/quantum theorists are trying to quantize the wrong theory. There is no reason to think that there really should be a graviton as there is a photon. In fact, there cannot be a fundamental graviton. However, generic consistency arguments mandate that any theory of quantum gravity must behave like gravitons at low energies. This is true in string theory, and loop quantum gravity people are trying to establish that it is true for their theory as well. In string theory, gravitons arise approximately as certain vibrational states of closed strings. In loop quantum gravity, it is hoped that gravitons appear as certain superpositions of spin network states.
    27. Re:Epicycles redux? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

      The exact thoughts that you're having right now have been had by many intelligent people before you. You are not aware of it because these thoughts are against the mainstream views. But there is an evolving awareness that has been *very* slowly forming over the last few decades. Although you don't realize it, many people think exactly like you.

      There is a group of engineers and physicists out there who have been trying in vain to convince the world that we should first check the accuracy of our plasma models and our early assumptions about space *before* we suppose the existence of additional dimensions or pervasive, invisible matters and forces. These people can explain all of our modern day observations and anomalies without those oddities and just using slight adjustments to our assumptions regarding how plasma acts in space. These people are suggesting that the existence of dark matter suggests a modeling error and the differences between quantum theory and the general theory of relativity suggest that we should be re-evaluating our early assumptions about those fields.

      The group of people who have believed this over time have made important contributions to the field of plasma physics. They have made numerous astronomical predictions that have turned out to be true. One of them even invented the field that modern-day astrophysicists now use to describe plasma in space (which he later recused himself from, but which astrophysicists continue to use).

      These people have been ridiculed. Their message has over time been obscenely slandered. And even when they turned out to be right, they have been ignored.

      We are making a huge mistake in assuming that our early astrophysical assumptions are right even though those early assumptions have never been validated to an extent that we would expect of other fields and even though we continue to make anomalous observations on a regular basis. The unwillingness to admit that even people like Einstein can be wrong is wasting a lot of time, resources and thoughts. Einstein never stopped doubting himself, but when he died, we more or less stopped doubting him.

      When Einstein died, a book was left open on his desk. It was titled, "Worlds in Collision" and was written by a man named Immanuel Velikovsky. Velikovsky started the Catastrophist movement, which has evolved into the Electric Universe Theory and Plasma Cosmology. For the horrible act of suggesting that astrophysicists' early assumptions decades ago may have been wrong, these people continue to be ostracized by the scientific community. People are so sure that these guys are wrong that even on these Slashdot forums, you will find bold statements about EU Theory being made by people who are not even aware of what the theory says. Little do they know that all it says is that plasma has been incorrectly modeled in magnetohydrodynamics and that all of the strange things we are observing in space are the result of the error terms. The signs are everywhere: on the Moon, on Mars, on Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Io, the Sun, in the Hubble images we know so well, and on and on and on. A qualitative theory now exists that can explain *everything* we've observed in space without the need to defy physical laws or rely upon invisible forces or matters. The only reason that the quest for a theory of everything seems so complicated is because our incorrect models have led us to infer disjointed, unrelated explanations for stars, planets and interstellar space. The field of plasma physics already offers us all of the tools we need to understand these phenomenon and we'd be wise to listen since 99.99% of all observable matter in space is in the plasma state. Traditional astrophysicists try to convince us that plasma physics does not scale to universal scales for the sole reason that they don't want to admit that electricity can be flowing over large-scale plasmas. But plasma experts can describe numerous, if not all, anomalous space observations using electricity. Theories must be evaluated on

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    28. Re:Epicycles redux? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Of course, nobody would have bet highly on observing a muon, either. "Who ordered that?" --Isidor I. Rabi

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    29. Re:Epicycles redux? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Not so much. Well. Maybe. But only if you mean armchair physicists.

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    30. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      True, but seeing an unexpected new kind of particle is arguably more plausible than, say, violation of unitarity (which means that the probabilities of events don't add up to 1). You'd have to go very far outside of quantum theory to find a framework in which such a result makes sense.

    31. Re:Epicycles redux? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1
      That's true, but it turned out that string theory isn't a theory of the strong interaction and is a theory of quantum gravity.
      No. String theory is a theory of quantum gravity. It is also a theory of quantum electromagnetism. It is also a theory of the quantum weak nuclear force. It is also a theory of the quantum strong nuclear force. Now, whether it is a good unified theory of all 4 forces or not is another question entirely, and not one I'd care to discuss with you in this thread. Whether or not the LHC will test string theory is also another question entirely, once again not one I'd care to discuss with you at this time. But, it nonetheless remains that string theory is a unified theory of all four fundamental interactions. It is also true that it was motivated by work on an competitor to quantum chromodynamics, the current reigning theory describing the strong interaction.

      Finally, the LHC was not built to "confirm the standard model". That would be a rather silly reason to build it, since minos has already published results which directly contradict one of the fundamental assumptions of the standard model, namely, the assumption that neutrinos are massless. One of the primary hopes in building the LHC is that it will give us some clue about how to replace the standard model.
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    32. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      No. String theory is a theory of quantum gravity. It is also a theory of quantum electromagnetism. It is also a theory of the quantum weak nuclear force. It is also a theory of the quantum strong nuclear force. I think you missed the context. String theory was originally conceived to be only a theory of the strong nuclear force. That non-critical, 4D string theory ended up losing out to quantum chromodynamics. Later, critical 10D string theory came along as a theory of quantum gravity and then a theory of everything. That's what I was saying: it didn't work out as a direct theory of the strong interaction, although the new quantum gravity version can incorporate to the strong interaction and other things in a very different way.

      But, it nonetheless remains that string theory is a unified theory of all four fundamental interactions. Yes, I know.

      Finally, the LHC was not built to "confirm the standard model". I know that too. I was being facetious in response to the other poster who claimed that the Standard Model is "good enough" for any low energy physics.
    33. Re:Epicycles redux? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Someone want to explain what makes my comment a troll? I'm serious. Science and engineering are two different things. We shouldn't be trying to hold science to the standard of what it "produces" or how much "progress" it makes.

      How do you quantify "progress" in an intellectual exercise, anyway? It sounds like they have come up with experiments now that might potentially be able to falsify some aspects of string theory. Is that not "progress"?

      If we hold scientists to the same standards as engineers, then what we end up with is science driven by industry. See the pharmaceutical industry for examples of how that works out.

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    34. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

      It's good to see plasma physics getting a mention in a discussion such as this.

    35. Re:Epicycles redux? by khallow · · Score: 1

      You are correct, but one ignores one aspect of epicycles. It yields a correct answer, but doesn't have good explanatory power (your model grows more complicated as you add epicycles and it's not clear from the model why the corrections occur). In a similar fashion, scientists have constructed a number of perturbative models of string theory (and more generally quantum field theory) that are effectively infinite sums of possible particle or string configurations. With a sophisticated analysis of the epicycles, you could eventually discover the inverse square law just by studying the patterns of epicycles in the Solar System and seeing how the epicycles of the planets and other bodies correlate with each other. Many string theory and quantum field theory models are at this stage of development where we have a sequence of increasingly accurate solutions but we don't see the underlying pattern(s).

    36. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ambitwistor wins. Sorry dude.

    37. Re:Epicycles redux? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Mod parent UP, not down... he's not trolling - he's pointing out the differences between the basic goals of engineering and theoretical physics.

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    38. Re:Epicycles redux? by cycoj · · Score: 1

      The way I understood the whole thing the experiment tests string theory assumptions, that is not a prediction!

    39. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm by no means an expert in string theory. I barely grasp the basic concepts.
      Cool. Why don't you keep your ignorant mouth closed, then.
    40. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      The prediction, which follows from the string theory assumptions, is that in WW scattering experiments, you will observe light resonances. If those resonances are not observed, you have falsified a prediction of string theory.

    41. Re:Epicycles redux? by Krotos · · Score: 1


      Of course, specific models constructed within the framework of QFT can make detailed predictions. But then, so can models constructed within string theory.

      How detailed are these predictions, exactly? I recall a string theorist friend of mine a few years back telling me that people hadn't even been able to derive actions from it yet, much less equations of motion. Compared to the immensely precise and verifiable predictions of, say, QED, that's a bit of a contrast.

    42. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I recall a string theorist friend of mine a few years back telling me that people hadn't even been able to derive actions from it yet, much less equations of motion. I don't know what that could refer to. You can certainly right down actions for perturbative string theory in general, and you can also derive all manner of low-energy effective field theory actions from specific models, including ones that look like the Standard Model. (Or rather, more like a supersymmetric version of the Standard Model.)
    43. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This thread you've jumped into is not really about astrophysics, it's about string theory. There is a scale mismatch (Planck scale vs astronomical object scale). There is a relationship between cosmology and small scale physics, however, and it is germane to your comment.

      Let's cut your comment (is it pre-canned? this is your favourite -- perhaps only -- topic on slashdot) into two parts, starting with the science.

      Although no string theory model can be physical if it mispredicts astrophysical observations, it is not necessary for string theory models to predict astrophysical observations if they can predict planck scale observations with greater accuracy than the standard QFT model or other alternatives. There's a big "but" here...

      String theory itself is a framework (like QFT) which supports many models, where in QFT's case the models are the values of several constants -- the 19 free parameters -- which can be tested experimentally. Experimental testing has revealed that the standard model is wrong, as it predicted a massless neutrino. However, one of the strengths of the QFT model is that small inaccuracies in the free parameters still describe a universe which is very much like ours -- and, conversely, increasingly accurate measurements of the free parameters produce increasingly accurate QFT models, and thus enable increasingly accurate predictions. Likewise, QFT remained intact as the standard model was replaced with a model with 29 free parameters (the 10 new ones are related to neutrino mass).

      QFT is decoupled from the vacuum structure of the universe -- it does not have an explanation for observations associated with cosmic inflation, but it does not depend on one either. Also, QFT has no explanation for CPT symmetry violation, but it can accept the unbalanced ratio between matter and antimatter as an initial condition of the universe.

      QFT is not an appropriate tool for cosmology as a result. Another tool is available at astronomical scales (i.e., the standard model -- the Big Bang), but that tool is inappropriate at Planck scales.

      String theory on the other hand is an framework which is useful at both scales (and those in between).

      In contrast to QFT, string theory has only one fundamental parameter: the string tension. However, string theory is also dependent upon the topology of the universe's vacuum structure. That is, string theory is very sensitive to the ground state of the false vacuum, and slightly different string theory landscapes can produce very different particle masses and Yukawa couplings. The derivation of these values from a given string theory landscape and vice-versa are difficult problems, and the sensitivity to the metastability appears to make the relationship chaotic.

      (Thus one of the main complaints about string theory is that finding a physical string theory model is difficult, and may degenerate only to a brute force search across a large proportion of all possible landscapes, which is likley to prove computationally infeasible).

      Plasma cosmology is an alternative to the standard Big Bang cosmology, and is a framework attempting to describe astronomical-scale (and cosmological scale) observations. It is not a framework for modelling at both very large and very small scales. It proposes answers for cosmological problems like CPT-violation (Alfven's exploding double layers of ambiplasmas) and astrophysical problems like active galaxies, gamma ray bursts, and so forth (decelerating and nonuniform decay of the ambiplasmas), which is what you seem to fixate on.

      It suffers from the key drawback of string theory in that it is very sensitive to the initial conditions of the universe, in that the distribution of the ambiplasma must be precise in order to decay into the "pocket of matter" that we observe when probing the visible (and especially touchable) universe. As with string theory and the false vacuum metastabiilty point, in Plasma cosmology models there is an extremely large number of initial

    44. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wasting your time. Electric Universe fanboys are just as nutty as Electric Universe "scientists". They're like creationists: if you prove their theory wrong, they'll dismiss it and point out all the other great "features" of EU theory, or they'll dismiss it and concentrate on attacking mainstream theories. Either way, you'll just see them posting the same screed verbatim in the next story that has anything slightly to do with physics.

    45. Re:Epicycles redux? by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      You obviously know a *LOT* about String Theory and cosmology. It's impressive. Even though this thread is off-topic, I was wondering if you could comment on some things. I can't respond to all of the things you talk about because I'm still learning about some of those topics. But even if we're talking about slightly different things, we can still learn from one another.

      String theory itself is a framework (like QFT) which supports many models, where in QFT's case the models are the values of several constants -- the 19 free parameters -- which can be tested experimentally. Experimental testing has revealed that the standard model is wrong, as it predicted a massless neutrino.

      Don Scott's assertion is that the changes that have been made to the neutrino model resulted mostly from a need to save the solar fusion model. When faced with a predicament of abandoning the traditional model for the Sun based upon that annoying neutrino deficit, it was decided that it was easier to just change what we know about neutrinos. That led to the Sudbury Neutrino Observatory (SNO) announcement in Canada that neutrinos have mass and can change flavor. The deficit would just be a result of neutrinos changing flavor into one or more of the other types of neutrino before arriving at Earth and these other types would not have been measurable in earlier experiments. You seem to accept these results at face value as a source for data to evaluate other theories. But how did they arrive at their conclusions?

      When it was initially announced, it was proclaimed that scientists were 99% confident in their results. One wonders how they arrived at that figure, but nevertheless, it was claimed that the "SNO detector has the capability to determine whether solar neutrinos are changing their type en route to Earth, thus providing answers to questions about neutrino properties and solar energy generation". That's quite a *detector*! I mean, if you have a detector that can provide a history of the particle during its journey to the Earth from the Sun, then you've done something that's certainly never been done before. Is Don Scott wrong here?

      One must deduce that in fact what they are saying is that they are *assuming* what the composition of the neutrino flux leaving the Sun is. If this is the case, then they are assuming that their conclusions must be correct.

      The report goes on to mention that electron neutrino flux is in fact significantly *lower* than previously reported levels. Oops.

      One thing that the report *never* discusses is whether or not the mu-type neutrinos can revert back into electron neutrinos. If this can occur, then by their own logic of neutrino flavors, the number of electron neutrinos leaving the Sun could be even lower than previously thought. This is a glaring omission. In fact, early results from the MINOS experiment (http://www.fnal.gov/pub/presspass/press_releases/ minos_3-30-06.html) appear to validate this notion that mu-types can transform into electron types, dealing an additional blow to the solar fusion model.

      But what continues to be ignored by astrophysicists is the fact that the total neutrino flux coming from the Sun correlates with the sunspot cycle. I'll quote Wallace Thornhill's description of the problem:

      Neutrinos carry no electrical charge. Movements of uncharged particles (whether or not they have mass) are unaffected by magnetic fields. Therefore, the customary excuse of hidden "strange magnetic fields that lurk beneath the Sun's surface" cannot be invoked to explain away this correlation between neutrino flux and sunspot number. Quantitative determination of the existence of a correlation between neutrino flux and sunspot number or solar wind intensity would falsify the fusion model once and for all.

      For the sake of your own arguments about String Theory, none of this apparently introduces any proble

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    46. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, I can learn things!

      Yes, that's pretty much the primary reason I reply to you from time to time.

      I'm one of those establishment cosmologists who is out to persecute you and your allies! ;-D

      You remind me of a couple people I know -- most of them are Scandinavian -- whose approach to learning involves arguing a point aggressively with more experienced people, even when they aren't sure their overall argument is right, until they have a good grasp of the other side's thinking.

      Most people don't put up with that kind of thing for long, because this twist on the Socratic method scales very badly. (Maybe less badly in electronic forums which keep histories...)

      If I were in your shoes, I would want for EU Theory to be propagated and researched by people so that we can determine if they are true or not -- no different than I want for people to investigate String Theory

      The problem is that with string theory, one can write down a model which makes sense mathematically, and which passes a number of regression tests established in *classical* Newtonian physics right up through QED, QM and QFT (and in string's case also through GR). What is not known is where QFT and string will diverge, and which fork in the road will lead to a better match with results observed experimentally.

      Likewise, with CI, inflation passed all the regression tests and when it diverged from BBT without CI, CI's predictions were better. Now there are several CI models based on the two free parameters in the CMBR scale observational arena which all pass regression tests to date; some will be winnowed away as they diverge from forthcoming studies of the CMBR, and other observational cosmology results. CI's principal deficiency is essentially the same as GR's: you really want to use the model to discuss nucleosynthesis, recombination, and the separation out of the various forces, in order to make better predictions of what large scale structures that evolved from the CMBR "roadmap". GR is not a useful tool for that, and swapping between QFT and GR is painful. It can't be done in pure QFT either because of the lack of an explanation for gravitation, and this is critical because the underpinnings of the BBT is that large scale structures form through gravitation, and the CI extension of that is that early variations in the distribution of energy (and thus in GR the shape of space, or "gravitational attraction" if you prefer) are associated with large scale structures (nebulae, galaxies, etc), and that these early variations in local energy (mass) are reflected in the CMBR.

      The hypothesis (!) of the early BBT (and this is extended in CI) is that expansion cooled the early universe leading to the formation of particles which could scatter and absorb the previously freely-flowing/very-evenly-distributed photons. In high energy physics we are working backwards towards the energies needed to separate currently tightly bound particles, trying to return to various predictions of what was commonplace when all of the energy of the universe was that hot. (That is, we are shaking apart things and watching them recombine, with the idea that they were shaken apart and could not stay combined in the early universe).

      Cosmologists have a very strong interest in GUT style physics because problems in particle formation make it difficult to put together strong hypotheses about the very early universe. Particle physicists typically are slightly interested in cosmology mainly because observations may validate their terrestrial high energy experiments (well that and everyone wants the answer of "where do we come from?" -- human nature, I guess). Anyway, this is one reason why stirng theory is popular -- it should work in both scale domains.

      Particle physicists are not cosmologists. They aren't astronomers either. Cosmologists are not full time solar-system-scale astronomers, either. What I know about particle phys

    47. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You spent some time on SNO and neutrinos. Those are interesting, but not my area of expertise. CI continues to make predictions independent of the standard model, since CI is rooted in GR and the standard model is rooted in QFT, and ne'er the twain shall meet.

      Where this is of interest though is that neutrinos having mass affects the BB timeline, and thus influences ever finer grained irregularities in the CMBR. The CMBR is of critical interest to cosmologists because of the main hypothesis that it is a roadmap to the formation (by gravitation and expansion) of the galaxies we see in the sky.

      In practical terms, the general consensus about what to do in the realm of QFT particle physics was to revise the standard model to include ten more free parameters relating to neutrino mass. For them, this means more experimentation to discover the values of those parameters. For physical cosmologists, because there are lots and lots of neutrinos in the universe, this is an opportunity to explore various dark matter hypotheses, so is pretty exciting stuff, especially for people adept at working at both quantum and Great Wall scales.

      I'm not a solar physics expert. The SSM and the model for solar system formation are consistent with BB+CI (and vice-versa) so the SSM is of interest -- changes to one theory will influence the other, just as changes to the standard model will influence the SSM and BB+CI.

      On the other hand, I like heavy water physics a great deal. :-)

      The SNO looked for three things:

      Firstly, an electron neutrino would collide with one of the abundant neutrons in very pure, highly deuterated water, be absorbed, and thus convert the neutron into a proton, ejecting a relativistic electron. The electron would in turn produce a well-defined blue spectrum light cone through the Cerenkov effect as it decelerates, and that light cone would be observed by the photodetectors around the blob of D2O. The emission direction of the electron has a slight (but measurable) correlation with the direction of the incoming electron neutrino. This is the charged current interaction.

      Secondly, an incoming neutrino of any flavour can bounce off an electron, donating some of its energy to the electron in the process. The exchange can be mediated by the W boson if the bounced particle is an electron neutrino, or by the Z boson in all cases. The energized electron produces a different light signature, which is also detectable, and has a stronger correlation with the incoming neutrino's direction. Any electron will do; light water detectors can also observe this (electron elastic scattering) interaction.

      Thirdly, an incoming neutrino can break apart a Deuterium nucleus, producing a neutron and a proton. This is where SNO benefits from CANDU / NRC experience with heavy water moderated nuclear reactions. Deuterium has a large neutron capture cross section, so the freed neutron is quickly caught, resulting in a 6GeV gamma ray. The ray is completely uncorrelated with the direction of the neutrino, but is readily detected. (In light water, the neutron capture emits a 2GeV gamma ray, which is not readily (or at all?) detectable). Although the directionality is uncorrelated, the arrival frequency is slightly dependent on the position of the SNO relative to objects in the sky (I think... this is a little fuzzy for me -- I'll look it up later; it would certainly catch supernovas, and also interactions between cosmic rays and the atmosphere).

      Solar physicists predicted the scatter pattern, especially with respect to a sunward (or antisunward) bias. The sun not only produces neutrinos, but it also acts as a sort of filter, either absorbing or changing non-solar neutrinos passing through it. SNO's results demonstrated evidence of this sort of filtering (inducing neutrino oscillation) and therefore that neutrinos have nonzero mass.

      As an aside, I think Ambitwistor (here on slashdot) is in the Oxford University group that did the monte

    48. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the impression that Plasma Cosmology is a steady-state cosmology. If that's not the case, then it was a mistake to refer to it in the first place.

      Kinda. Alfven's approach was to make a huge universe that did not expand or contract, not one that was eternally locally unchanging in terms of energy flows. (Steady state has to do with spatial coordinates, not what occupies them). Huge universes are no problem; some of Guth's work in cosmic inflation suggests that the actual universe could be 1e26 times greater in radius than the visible universe is. The problem is in the non-expansion, since that is the best answer we have to the Hubble flow (redshift increases with distance).

      The Hubble flow has lots of study -- the distance ladder generally is of critical importance to physical cosmology and astronomy -- and redshift is the usual distance unit on gigaparsec scales.

      Undoing that would require a really really good answer about the correlation between redshift and other measures of distance (parallaxes, light echo distances, spectroscopy vs orbits, expansion measurements, object brightnesses (especially of certain types of pulsars or novae), gravitational lensing (delays and distortions), increases in stellar extinction artefacts along specific lines of sight, and so on).

      No steady state cosmology (there are lots more than Alfven-Klein models!) has a reasonable explanation for redshift increase with distance.

      By comparison, spatial expansion explains it neatly. A number of spatial coordinate expansions along the lines of the "raisin bread model" account for what we see, and physical cosmology is interested in changes in the rate of that expansion. Historical expansion of the universe stands pretty much unchallenged by alternatives which fit observations made to date. Any other idea which fits ("regression testing") again would be interesting, but I have no idea what that would account for.

      Earlier Alfven and Klein had worked on non-steady-state (expanding) Plasma cosmology ideas, which Alfven rejected for "religious" reasons (i.e., his continuing opposition to the idea of a Big Bang). The problem with these models, as I mentioned earlier, is that even if they expand in line with what we see in the Hubble flow, the formation of the stuff in the coordinate system proposed by Plasma cosmology (anihilation reactions among ambiplasmas) would leave energy signatures which aren't there.

      Even if you accept the CMB, it's no silver bullet that resolves all of the problems with traditional astrophysics today

      The CMBR is there. It was discovered by mistake here on arth, and it was initially explored here on Earth, where the dipole anisotropy was discovered. Small temperature fluctuations were also measured here on Earth, both in conventional settings and in BOOMERANG (high altitude balloon carried instrumentation launched at the South Pole) there was tantalizing evidence of a close ratio between the distribution of small temperature fluctuations and the surface of last scattering, if the universe's topology is flat (or very very nearly flat).

      BOOMERANG-type results are readily achievable terrestrially today (almost 10 years later) for considerably less money and effort.

      It certainly doesn't resolve all problems of any sort. It's a visible artifact in the sky, and needs to be explained. The explanation we have now is consistent with other physics, and has held up to closer and closer scrutiny with spacecraft-borne observatories (COBE, WMAP).

      We can develop proofs for multiple cosmologies

      Sure, the problem is that those cosmologies must account for the visible artifacts and objects in the sky, why some are redshifted, why the sky looks pretty much the same (with respect to object distribution) in every direction, why we see blackness between all the bright spots, why we don't see evidence of lots of matter-antimatter annihilations, why we have t

    49. Re:Epicycles redux? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      As an aside, I think Ambitwistor (here on slashdot) is in the Oxford University group that did the monte carlo analysis program. I think you have me confused with someone else.
    50. Re:Epicycles redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. Ok, sorry about the mis-identification. (It was a guess).

  14. The LHC is at CERN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think it's funny how the article forgets to mention that the LH collider is located at the CERN (the European nuclear physics institute). As a matter of fact, it is not only in Switzerland, but extends to France as well. The article only mentions it is similar to the U.S. Fermilab accelerator, but then forgets to add that there are many kinds of accelerators world wide.

    Funny, ain't it?

    1. Re:The LHC is at CERN by GrayCalx · · Score: 1

      Funny? Funny how? Funny as in it personally offends you that its specific location isn't mentioned?

      Funny like, you naturally assuming the editor purposefully left out the location because it was not an American location?

      Or funny like "Hahahah that old woman slipped on some ice and broke her hip" funny? Cuuuuz I gotta tell you, I didn't laugh as hard as I did at that woman this morning.

    2. Re:The LHC is at CERN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny like, you naturally assuming the editor purposefully left out the location because it was not an American location?

      Well, it gave me a chuckle; I know /. can be US-centric, but really! CERN, it's a bit like Fermilab, except not in the US. As if Fermilab was anything like as well known as CERN is (if only for the WWW).

  15. Cool.... Sweet.... Awsum.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just one question: How is building this techo gadget going to prove / disprove string theory?

  16. Nothing new by forand · · Score: 3, Informative

    The tests being proposed by the physicists in this blog would not test string theory, in that it does not test any prediction of string theory but the underlying assumptions. The write up is very misleading since Lorentz invariance has been tested throughout the past 80 years and always stood up to the tests. I suspect that someone wants to get more funding and mentioned testing string theory to a funding agency.

    1. Re:Nothing new by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      More likely some dumb reporter thought that the LHC would be a good story, and went and asked somebody at Fermilab, but didn't understand hardly a thing they heard.

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  17. No Crying In Baseball / No Proof In Science by localman · · Score: 1

    All the tests in the world can only do one thing with string theory: show that we haven't found a way to disprove it yet. All scientific theories are open to being disproven, that is the beauty of science, that is why it is not a religion, as much as religious types would like it to be, and despite the fact that many so-called scientists actually use it as a religion. The best one can hope for is that observation continues to bear out the predictive abilities of the theory. And you can consider a well tested theory as being good enough for general use... but you'll never really know for sure. So, I say get used to it. Revel in the fact that we don't know, but can still make amazingly useful predictions about our world.

    Speaking of which: lets say that string theory survives this test. How far away are we from making useful predictions with string therory? That is, ones that are meaningfully more precise than quantum mechanics or general relativity? Last time I read about it they seemed nowhere near such a prediction because of the complexity of the mathematics. It seemed almost hopeless that they'd make predictions. Is that still the case? This test seems to say otherwise, but are the predictions notably different from what quantum mechanics predict?

    Cheers.

    1. Re:No Crying In Baseball / No Proof In Science by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      It is worth noting that GR doesn't really give us much of any predictions either. It makes some predictions for very very simple situations, and it makes some extremely approximate predictions for some not so simple situations (like the entire universe). Beyond that, the math is intractable, and only computer simulation is any good. And even computer simulation of GR is quite difficult.

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    2. Re:No Crying In Baseball / No Proof In Science by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It is worth noting that GR doesn't really give us much of any predictions either. That's far from true. It has made plenty of very specific, tested predictions (see, e.g., here).

      It makes some predictions for very very simple situations, Like static and spherically symmetric systems, which nonetheless give a wealth of specific predictions that other theories disagree with.

      and it makes some extremely approximate predictions for some not so simple situations (like the entire universe). Which nonetheless agrees quite well with astrophysical observations (and not so approximate either; the universe is known to be homogeneous and isotropic on large scales, and you can handle the deviations accurately using perturbation theory).
  18. Black holes? by egrinake · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember hearing about plans to use the LHC to produce and study miniature black holes. These are supposed to evaporate nearly instantanously due to Hawking radiation, but such radiation is only a theory without any experimental verification, and apparantly quite a few scientists are concerned it will just go ahead and gobble up the earth.

    At least it will be quick :)

    1. Re:Black holes? by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing about plans to use the LHC to produce and study miniature black holes. These are supposed to evaporate nearly instantanously due to Hawking radiation, but such radiation is only a theory without any experimental verification, and apparantly quite a few scientists are concerned it will just go ahead and gobble up the earth. At least it will be quick :)

      First of all the black holes being created by the LHC are not intentionally being created -they are a predicted (by some) consequence of smashing together protons at such high velocities (read 99.99999% the speed of light). The real purpose of the LHC is to attempt to create conditions where we can observe the predicted but as yet unobserved Higgs-Boson particle.

      Second of all, a miniature black hole, even if it didn't dissipate due to Hawking radiation, wouldn't gobble up the Earth. It would still have the gravity of a mere two protons, since that is what constitutes its mass. Furthermore, it would be only a tiny, tiny, fraction of the size of a proton -remember, in order to be a black hole, you must exceed a certain mass:size ratio, thus, for two protons to become a black hole you must have a very small size indeed. This black hole would be so tiny it would miss practically everything (remember that the subatomic world is mostly empty space.) At that size, I doubt it would be able to "gobble up" any detectable chunk of the Earth before our sun dies out. But, I haven't done the math so who knows.

    2. Re:Black holes? by vondo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Second of all, a miniature black hole, even if it didn't dissipate due to Hawking radiation, wouldn't gobble up the Earth. It would still have the gravity of a mere two protons, since that is what constitutes its mass.
      Not quite. The theorized micro-black-holes would have masses of about 1000 protons, the amount of energy available in the collision.
    3. Re:Black holes? by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      The theorized micro-black-holes would have masses of about 1000 protons, the amount of energy available in the collision. That's a neat trick -but it makes sense. Thanks.

    4. Re:Black holes? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      More like 14000 protons. 1 proton has a mass of ~ 1 GeV. The center of mass energy (often notated sqrt(s)) at the LHC will be 14 TeV. 1 TeV = 1000 GeV. 14 TeV = 14000 GeV = 14000 protons.

      Also, as has been stated, cosmic rays strike our atmosphere (and pretty much every other astronomical object, as far as we know) all the time with much higher energies. Either no black holes are created, or they are not dangerous in the slightest, else the probability that the universe would not be entirely made up of black holes would be quite small.

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    5. Re:Black holes? by vondo · · Score: 1

      But surely, given your URL, you know that we have to talk about parton, not proton, collisions. So getting anything over a few TeV will be very difficult, even at the LHC.

    6. Re:Black holes? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      True. But 14000 GeV is a much more reasonable number to declare as the mass of any potential micro-black-holes than 1000 GeV. 14000 GeV is an upper bound on the mass. 1000 GeV is just a number inside the potential mass range.

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  19. 1st thing I thought of when seeing this post.... by fatnicky · · Score: 1

    MMMM. Pie.

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  20. Damn, what a useless blurb by frankie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Secretsather managed to pick a quote from the article that (except for the liquid helium bit) describes the operations of ANY large synchrotron (aka circular particle accelerator). Of course, that might be a good thing, because it means that only people who know particle physics and/or have read the article will be able to post a comment with anything close to relevance.

    1. Re:Damn, what a useless blurb by frankie · · Score: 4, Informative

      And furthermore, now that I have read the "article", it turns out to be a freaking BLOG POST containing nine whole sentences. NINE! Sheesh. Secretsather, you deserve some serious downmods for your laziness and obvious lack of subject knowledge.

      A quick news search reveals much more informative articles, which allows one to find the original journal article. Here's the abstract...

      We show that the coefficients of operators in the electroweak chiral Lagrangian can be bounded if the underlying theory obeys the usual assumptions of Lorentz invariance, analyticity, unitarity, and crossing to arbitrarily short distances. Violations of these bounds can be explained by either the existence of new physics below the naive cutoff of the effective theory, or by the breakdown of one of these assumptions in the short distance theory. As a corollary, if no light resonances are found, then a measured violation of the bound would falsify generic models of string theory.

      ...most of which is beyond grasp of what I remember from 200-level college physics. Would a domain expert care to jump in now?

  21. The project is described as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nonexistent?

  22. Assumptions Tested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, the article is very poorly written. The description: "They then introduce a new particle into the accelerator, which collides with the existing ones" is grossly inaccurate.

    But most importantly they imply that this can have some baring on the standing of string theory. In reality the assumptions they are testing are the fundamentals of all physics. Whether they are confirmed or not has no baring on how string theory compares with the standard model.

  23. IANA Theoretical Physisist, but.... by hhr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The canonical forms of string theory include three mathematical assumptions--Lorentz invariance, analyticity and unitarity. Our test sets bounds on these assumptions." --Benjamin Grinstein

    Don't quantum mechanics and GRT also include the above? Meaning if the experements don't confirm the above then more than just string theory is in trouble.

    Of course analyticity probably has some very subtle meaning in string theory. Any one here in the know?

    1. Re:IANA Theoretical Physisist, but.... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, those assumptions are also shared by standard quantum field theory. (You can write down Lorentz-violating quantum field theories though.) So you're right, if those turn out to be wrong it's a bigger deal than just ruining string theory.

    2. Re:IANA Theoretical Physisist, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course analyticity probably has some very subtle meaning in string theory. Any one here in the know?

      From what I understand, it's the analyticity that is the difference. Quantum mechanics specifies that everything has a minimum unit (the quantum), and all of the universe is built out of positive integer multiples of those quanta. String theory specifies that there is no minimum unit, and any apparent jaggies are due to deficiencies in our measurements because the universe is actually "smooth" (analyticity).

  24. Bye, everyone! by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny

    November 2007? Sure, what the hell, I've had a good life.

    So, who wants to loan me large sums of money? Pay you back in December?

  25. Doubting Thomas by Quantam · · Score: 1

    Oh ye of little faith

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  26. Mirror by quark1943 · · Score: 1

    Here is the mirror.

  27. debate still rages? by mugnyte · · Score: 5, Funny


      It thought this was cleared up years ago:

      Scanning/Copying based on a terminator byte pattern is fraught with error and is definitely not secure.

      Buffer sizes are terribly problematic when left tot he caller to check on overflow. It must be in the methods, and thus part of the data structure. (see point above).

      Strings these days are UTF-7 or 8, which makes them an even better candidate for a object-based construct rather than a memory map.

    I'd like to point out the....oh, wait...

    1. Re:debate still rages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, wrong string theory.

      I think this is the one about never having any string when you need it. I mean, serisouly, who keeps string lying around? Heck, where can I even buy some?

    2. Re:debate still rages? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      +10 funny

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  28. largest, and highest energy particle accelerator by demonbug · · Score: 1

    I'm not real keen on this; I've already got one, you see.

    It's very nice-a.

  29. Rubbish by Darktachyon · · Score: 1

    This is quite frankly rubbish. He does not give any links to the exact details of the test, but a lot of waffle hinting something that is known already. The LHC is built to test High energy Physics theories, and some aspects of these theories will influence factors in string theory. So what? This article says nothing of particular consequence. and stop complaining about a 'new improved string theory' - that is the point of science, to come up with better and better theories. Just because one was not discarded but modified, it doesn't invalidate it until disproven. /rant over.

    1. Re:Rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe in string theory too.

    2. Re:Rubbish by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      >waffle hinting

      That's actually one of my hobbies...

  30. Why not use ten dimensions but make them bigger? by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nigel: As you can see, our theories all go to eleven, right across the board. Look: eleven, eleven, eleven.
    Marty: Does that mean it's better? Is it any better?
    Nigel, well, it's one more, isn't it? Most blokes, their theories only use ten dimensions. They're at ten, where do they have to go from there? When we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
    Marty: Put it up to eleven?
    Nigel: Eleven. Exactly. One more!

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  31. The trick is projection by benhocking · · Score: 5, Funny
    Impossible to visualize? Yep.

    Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space.

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    1. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Impossible to visualize? Yep.
      Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy.

    2. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Impossible to visualize? Yep.
      Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space.
      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy.

    3. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Impossible to visualize? Yep. Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 7-dimensional space. Easy.

    4. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Impossible to visualize? Yep. Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 7-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 6-dimensional space. Easy.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 5-dimensional space. Easy.

    5. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 1

      Impossible to visualize? Yep. Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 7-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 6-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 5-dimensional space. Easy.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 4-dimensional space. Easy.

    6. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Impossible to visualize? Yep. Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 7-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 6-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 5-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 4-dimensional space. Easy.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 3-dimensional space. Easy.

    7. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Impossible to visualize? Yep. Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 7-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 6-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 5-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 4-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 3-dimensional space. Easy.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 2-dimensional space. Easy.

    8. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Impossible to visualize? Yep. Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 7-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 6-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 5-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 4-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 3-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 2-dimensional space. Easy.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 1-dimensional space and you get this --> .

      So where's my freakin' Nobel?

    9. Re:The trick is projection by fuzzix · · Score: 1
      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 3-dimensional space. Easy.

      ARGH! No time!

      What happens to all the poor souls at work? Or worse, at home with their families?
    10. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 2, Informative

      Holy crap I'm bored.

    11. Re:The trick is projection by newt0311 · · Score: 1

      actually a point is 0-d space. you missed a projection. no nobel prize for you...

    12. Re:The trick is projection by cain · · Score: 1

      What's a dimension between friends, eh? Let's say we split it.

    13. Re:The trick is projection by DebateG · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, this website instructs you how to visualize the ten dimensions of string theory. Has anyone read the book that it's advertising?

    14. Re:The trick is projection by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not a great description. Its branching thing isn't really a 2D surface, it constantly appeals to lower dimensions as things that need to be embedded in higher dimensions in order to curve (not true), and it starts going badly wrong from there on (e.g., the fifth dimension in string theory is just a spatial dimension, not some set of personal quantum histories; likewise the sixth dimension is not a set of disconnected personal histories, it's just yet another a spatial dimension). I stopped watching at the seventh dimension, which was similarly unrelated to the dimensions of string theory.

    15. Re:The trick is projection by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative
      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 1-dimensional space and you get this --> .


      No, assuming that's meant to represent a point, you skipped a reduction; a point is zero dimensional.
    16. Re:The trick is projection by cazzazullu · · Score: 1

      a dot is zero dimensional :)

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    17. Re:The trick is projection by jazir1979 · · Score: 1


      a Nobel? you, kind sir, are a waste of space.

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    18. Re:The trick is projection by jamespharaoh · · Score: 1

      Impossible to visualize? Yep. Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 7-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 6-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 5-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 4-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 3-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 2-dimensional space. Easy.

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 1-dimensional space and you get this --> .

      So where's my freakin' Nobel?

      Except that a 1-dimensional space is a line. A point is a 0-dimensional space. No Nobel this time, sorry. D'oh!
    19. Re:The trick is projection by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1
      So where's my freakin' Nobel?


      Nowhere. Everyone knows that it's turtles all the way down.
    20. Re:The trick is projection by BLACKtactx · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. And also the fact that you projected down the 4th dimension, which is Time........ When did your dot happen again :-)

    21. Re:The trick is projection by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      That, or it was a side view of a line :]

    22. Re:The trick is projection by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      1-dimensional space would be a line wouldn't it?

    23. Re:The trick is projection by surajbarkale · · Score: 0

      Impossible to visualize? Yep. Not at all. You merely have to project one of the dimensions down so that you're only considering a 10-dimensional space. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 9-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 8-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 7-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 6-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 5-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 4-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 3-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 2-dimensional space. Easy. Then just project that down so you're only considering a 1-dimensional space and you get this --> . Critical dimention failure. Starting Big Bang in 5 seconds ... 5 4 3 2 1 ...
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    24. Re:The trick is projection by CptPicard · · Score: 1

      Premature optimization is the root of all evil. Your . is a 0-dimensional space. Looks like the Nobel belongs to ME ;-)

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    25. Re:The trick is projection by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Then just project that down so you're only considering a 1-dimensional space and you get this --> .

      Except a point isn't 1-dimensional space, it's zero-dimensional space. 1-dimensional space is a line:

      -----

      See ? A single coordinate is enough to indicate a position in the line, just like 2 coordinates are enough to indicate a position in a 2D surface and 3 coordinates in 3D space. But in a point, there's only one possible location, so you don't need any coordinates at all, therefore it's 0-dimensional space.

      So where's my freakin' Nobel?

      In the (sqrt(-1))th dimension.

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  32. Proofs are for mathematics by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think it's whining. The public's confusion about science surely stems in part from sloppy reporting.

    How often have we heard someone claim that we shouldn't allow something because it has never been proven to be safe? Such comments show serious misunderstanding about the nature of knowledge.

    1. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by stevesliva · · Score: 2, Funny
      How often have we heard someone claim that we shouldn't allow something because it has never been proven to be safe?
      Indeed, especially with regard to GMOs. Safety is a testable theory though, and "proven safe" is generally the third option of "lies, damn lies, and statistics."
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    2. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by cwm9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is more than just "can't prove" in the "you can't prove you're alive" sense. It's more in line with the "you can't prove God exists" sense.

      If you think gravity causes objects to attract one another, you can test the theory by putting two objects near each other and measuring their force upon one another. A big part of your experiment is showing that it isn't an electrical or magnetic field that is causing the attraction. You show that the two objects attract one another in some new way outside of the other known mechanisms. You haven't exactly proven that gravity exists, but you've shown a property that is consistent with your theory and cannot be explained by other means.

      This string theory experiment is more akin to saying you're going to test the theory of gravity by showing energy is conserved when the two objects approach each other. You know that your theory of gravity requires the conservation of energy, so you check to see if energy is conserved. If energy isn't conserved, you know your theory is wrong.

      The problem is, even if it turns out energy is conserved, it didn't show your theory was right or can't be explained by some other theory. There are a other mechanisms that cause attraction which also exhibit conservation of energy, not just gravity.

      This experiment just tests some key things that must be true in order for string theory to be true. It does not test any actual observable unique to the theory.

      It's like trying to prove that God doesn't exist by showing that he doesn't make a personal appearance in the next hour. The fact that no bushes burn doesn't really disprove God -- it's just a precondition for him not to exist.

    3. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by cwm9 · · Score: 1

      ...having said that the experiment has merit. It would be a massive advance (massive disappointment for some -- a huge relief for others) to disprove string theory. Many physicists (including myself) think string theory is a waste of time and resources to be filed away with the multi-universe view of quantum physics.

    4. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How often have we heard someone claim that we shouldn't allow something because it has never been proven to be safe? Such comments show serious misunderstanding about the nature of knowledge.

      OK, then disallow them until they have rigorously been established as not being dangerous. We'll grant you your metaphysical wiggling and make it nice and obfuscated (but logically and epistomoligically correct).

      Way too many things have been released where the person says "it's perfectly safe" and has no evidence to back that up. Then they put the onus on somsone else to prove it unsafe. In the cases of DDT, Thalidomide, asbestos insulation, and a whole bunch of things -- if someone had spent some time trying to provide evidence to support the claim these things were prefectly safe, we would have realized they weren't.

      Fine, we can never prove that something doesn't pose a risk -- but, deciding to not even try to see if it does pose a risk is assinine. Let's assume it's perfectly safe, and once people start dropping like flies, then we'll check and see if there aren't issues.

      So many of the things we make nowadays are really anything but safe -- we just don't know until long after everyone has assumed it was safe until any evidence to the contrary can be provided. It's like genetically modified food -- we haven't proven it's safe, but we don't have enoug evidence to support the belief that it's not harmful either. But, in the long run, we have NO evidence to support the claim it's perfectly safe to eat; we have a lack of evidence either way.

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    5. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful
      OK, then disallow them until they have rigorously been established as not being dangerous. We'll grant you your metaphysical wiggling and make it nice and obfuscated (but logically and epistomoligically correct).
      It's not "metaphysical wiggling". It goes right to the heart of how we make decisions as a society. We ignore a deep understanding of the nature of risk at our peril. And this peril takes at least two forms: (1) avoiding beneficial practices because we mistakenly assume them to be too risky, and (2) continuing harmful practices because we mistakenly assume them to be safe. Both mistakes are damaging.


      And we can never rigorously establish anything as not being dangerous. The best we can do is show that the odds of suffering specific types of injury are probably small. Not very satisfactory, but the best we can do.

      Fine, we can never prove that something doesn't pose a risk -- but, deciding to not even try to see if it does pose a risk is assinine. Let's assume it's perfectly safe, and once people start dropping like flies, then we'll check and see if there aren't issues.
      Who said we shouldn't test things? Who are you arguing with?
    6. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by fossa · · Score: 1

      And in order to find out if it's truly safe in the long term, someone is going to have to take some risk. How many things have been introduced not yet completely proven safe but are still regarded as safe today? The bad list includes asbestos, mercury, various radioactive products, etc. and looks pretty grim. I can't whip off a good list so easily since it doesn't make news, but I bet it includes some mundane things such as fire, raspberries, and potatoes (native to Peru and long thought to be poisonous by Europeans) as well as high tech stuff.

      It's tragic when we mess up big, but it's our nature to be curious. Some will be more curious than others. But given a new substance or process similar to more well know substances or processes with no known or obvious dangers, it's considered ethical to proceed with using it. Of course, some classes of substances demand more caution than others. Drugs are highly regulated in the United States, the utility of which is debatable, but the regulations are a reflection of the values of that society.

      Can you be sure whether heeled shoes cause schizoprenia or not?

    7. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So God, if you exist, please let Bush burn in the next hour!

    8. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Now you are getting into a semantics argument. "Proof" means different things in different contexts. In mathematics, it means it cannot logically be false. But there are plenty of contexts in which the standards for "proof" are much smaller (such as when establishing the safety of drugs). In fact, the dictionary gives 28 different definitions of the word. The mathematical definition of the word doesn't even make any sense when applied to a physical science.

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    9. Re:Proofs are for mathematics by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      If you think gravity causes objects to attract one another
      That's just crazy talk.
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  33. Ok, smash stuff together... by nlogax · · Score: 1

    ...and if it sounds like a banjo, string theory is true?

    1. Re:Ok, smash stuff together... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, if fruit salad comes out, Queer Theory is true!

  34. Wrong--Not About String Theory at All by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    If this is the same story referenced here, it's bogus. To quote Not Even Wrong,

    It is based on a paper which has nothing to with string theory and doesn't do a string theory calculation at all. The paper first appeared on the arXiv last April with the title Falsifying String Theory Through WW Scattering, and was extensively discussed here. In October a new version of the paper was put on the arXiv, with a changed title Falsifying Models of New Physics via WW Scattering (and this was discussed here). I'm guessing that the removal of the claims about string theory from the title was due to a referee at PRL not being willing to go along with such a title [...].
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  35. High-energy physics - fun, fun, fun! by TheWoozle · · Score: 2, Funny

    In what other endeavor can you persuade people to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to build complicated machinery and pay you a salary based on the following (roughly paraphrased) prospectus:

    "You see, what we'll do is accelerate some shit up to within a hairs-breadth of the speed of light then smash it into some other shit and see what happens."

    Gotta love those wacky physicists! ;-)

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    1. Re:High-energy physics - fun, fun, fun! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      "You see, what we'll do is accelerate some shit up to within a hairs-breadth of the speed of light then smash it into some other shit and see what happens."

      Other than the speed of light part, most anyone who ever worked on a military weapons contract.

    2. Re:High-energy physics - fun, fun, fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nascar.

    3. Re:High-energy physics - fun, fun, fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only natural and right.

      "We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together guys ..." -- DouglasAdams

      We've just gotten to the point of being able to use really, really small rocks and can bang them together really hard.

  36. Why we musn't fear microscopic black holes by benhocking · · Score: 5, Informative

    The energies that will be created in the LHC happen on a daily basis in our upper atmosphere. The only difference is that we will have detectors in the immediate vicinity.

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    1. Re:Why we musn't fear microscopic black holes by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that scientists estimate a black hole dropped into the Earth would have to be on the order of a centimeter or larger before it would grow faster than it would evaporate away.

      And that much would probably require a few full-sized mountains to create, if not more. A few dozen atoms' worth of mass ain't gonna cut it.

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    2. Re:Why we musn't fear microscopic black holes by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      A centimeter-sized black hole would be as massive as the Earth itself. (The Earth's Schwarzschild radius is 0.5 cm.)

    3. Re:Why we musn't fear microscopic black holes by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia (obviously, THE indisputable authority on everything), it's 0.9 cm. If you have a reference for your 0.5 cm figure, could you update the Wikipedia page?

    4. Re:Why we musn't fear microscopic black holes by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia is right. I dropped a factor of 2 in the formula R = 2GM/c^2.

  37. arXiv link by flawedconceptions · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:arXiv link by stigin · · Score: 1

      Saving me the time to look it up on the arXive.

      Date (v1): Thu, 27 Apr 2006 20:31:59 GMT
      ...
      Date (revised v4): Sun, 1 Oct 2006 15:25:25 GMT (343kb)

      So the article in question is nearly a year old and, upon further investigations ( http://www.slac.stanford.edu/spires/find/hep?c=HEP -PH/0604255 ) has been cited 5 times since. I fail to see how this is news.

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  38. Collider? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

    Humourbot: "Then he said, 'meet SuperCollider,' Super collide her?! I just met her"

  39. Data that contains itself by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately that collection of data would have to part of the data itself, since it's part of the universe. And the part of the collection of data that represented the thing that collected data would have to be part of both the original collection, and part of the collection that represented the collection of data. And so on.


    Enough to give Bertrand Russell a splitting headache, who's memory would also be part of the collection.

  40. Re:Why not use ten dimensions but make them bigger by TheMadcapZ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You forgot "Nigel: Brilliant!!!" and then the Guinness toast!

  41. old prediction, new way to prove it? by krotkruton · · Score: 1

    In Brian Greene's book The Elegant Universe (1999), he claimed that the LHC would be able to find the existence of superparticles that were predicted by string theory. I'm unable to explain a lot of the details there, but this new article seems pretty similar. 8 years ago we were waiting for the LHC to come along and have a chance of confirming string theory, and now some scientists tell us to wait for the LHC to be able to prove string theory. It's not like we ran out of ways to prove/disprove string theory and that these new guys have had some miraculous insight into the problem (which they may have had anyway); other scientists have just been waiting for the same thing they are waiting for to be able to show it.

    1. Re:old prediction, new way to prove it? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Superparticles are from Supersymmetry, or SUSY. String theory (or, as it is sometimes called, superstring theory) is a supersymmetric theory, so it would predict superparticles. However, SUSY and superparticles are in no way unique to string theory.

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    2. Re:old prediction, new way to prove it? by krotkruton · · Score: 1

      Right, I didn't mean to sound like they were exclusive to string theory.

  42. Proven String Theory by WED+Fan · · Score: 3, Funny

    String Theory was proven on July 16, 2003, and confirmed after peer review and over 20 separate duplicated efforts, including a lab in Dallas, Texas.

    Proven: When you need a piece of string to tie something up, and you find a piece of string in a junk drawer, it will always be too short for use, or too long and when cut to the appropriate length, the remaining piece will be too short for further use.

    A similar, but as yet unproven theory is in testing: When you have a piece of string and measure it by "eyeballing" it will always be too short for actual use.

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    1. Re:Proven String Theory by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      If people would quit stretching their damn strings when they cut them, we wouldn't have this problem.

    2. Re:Proven String Theory by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      A string walks into h bar...

  43. Imaginary Universe. by ZwJGR · · Score: 1

    String theory describes very neatly and elegantly, using complex multidimensional mathematics, an imaginary universe. Unfortunately this hypothetical universe of strings does not seem to behave in a similar manner to our own, shown by the unending series of problems and mispredictions of string theory. Attempting to correct these by 'refining' the model, ie, making it unneccesarily complex by adding large numbers of arbitrary terms, dimensions and general gotchas, is a sign of a not particularly robust mathematical hypothesis. Nobody bases their next industrial application or development on string theory as it is simply not reliable, whereas other theories such as quantum theory, theories of electromagnetism, heat, gravity, etc, are.
    Trying to fit data to a series of made up equations is simply not the way to go.
    Physicists are thinking of turning strings into membranes and adding even more dimensions, to me that is even more improbable and unwealdy.
    Inventing ideas using a pencil, paper and supercomputer are no match for measuring first and then performing a detailed analysis.
    No doubt the physicists will be 'surprised', 'stumped' or 'shocked' by the results of the experiment, which will require some 'tweaking' of an obviously fundamentally flawed model.
    String theory is part of a long list of fictional entities or relationships that have been dreamt up on the spot. String theory, along with a few other miscalleaneous dingbats, has sipmly not yet been disproved and abandoned.

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    1. Re:Imaginary Universe. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      String theory describes very neatly and elegantly, using complex multidimensional mathematics, an imaginary universe.
      Just for the record I thought I'd add that the classical mechanics of Newton (as well as Quantum Mechanics, Quantum Field Theory, Special Relativity, General Relativity, and just about every other physical theory) also "describes very neatly and elegantly, using complex multidimensional mathematics, an imaginary universe", so your statement has a fairly low information content.

      Inventing ideas using a pencil, paper and supercomputer are no match for measuring first and then performing a detailed analysis
      This is like telling a golfer that it helps to put the ball somewhere near the little hole. Why not say something that has content rather than recycle truisms?
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  44. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm getting "error establishing a database connection" errors trying to connect to the site, but here's what the article has to say about that:

    It is with this accelerator, that will allow researchers to begin observing the scattering of W bosons, an elementary particle that is one of the four fundamental interactions of nature and required in the proposed testing of the current string theory. I use "current" because string theory is just that, a theory; and it is constantly changing as more information becomes available.

    "Our work shows that, in principle, string theory can be tested in a non-trivial way," said Ira Rothstein, co-author of the paper and professor of physics at Carnegie Mellon.

    "The beauty of our test is the simplicity of its assumptions," said Benjamin Grinstein, a professor of physics at the University of California "The canonical forms of string theory include three mathematical assumptions--Lorentz invariance, analyticity and unitarity. Our test sets bounds on these assumptions."

    Grinstein also noted that if their test does not substantiate what the theory predicts, one of the key mathematical assumptions about the current string theory would be incorrect.
  45. Link to Paper by LotsOfPhil · · Score: 1
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  46. Some questions: by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Which string theory? There's a few. Anyone who says "M-Theory" will get slapped.

    2. What predictions does the string theory in question make?

    3. Are the predictions unique to string theory?

    1. Re:Some questions: by Ambitwistor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Which string theory? There's a few. Anyone who says "M-Theory" will get slapped. All of them. (And "M-theory" is a perfectly legitimate answer; you can't escape the fact that all the string "theories" are really just different regions of solution space of the same theory.)

      What predictions does the string theory in question make? In this case, unitarity, analyticity, Lorentz invariance, and crossing. (Or rather, that all those properties are obeyed to arbitrarily high energies.)

      Are the predictions unique to string theory? No, they're also axioms of standard relativistic quantum field theories.
    2. Re:Some questions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but I bet you never got laid. And even if you did, you'd be embarrassed to tell us with who.

    3. Re:Some questions: by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Thanks, although define "arbitrarily high". ;-)

    4. Re:Some questions: by mclaincausey · · Score: 1
      Yeah but I bet you never got laid. And even if you did, you'd be embarrassed to tell us with who.
      What a shame! That such a brilliant and incisive comment is marred by bad grammar. Try "with whom." And then shooting yourself in the head.
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    5. Re:Some questions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some snotty AC replied to Ambitwistor:

      Yeah but I bet you never got laid.
      Are you kidding? I have a huge huge huge crush on Ambitwistor! He writes clearly and cleverly, is spookily precise, and has a funny nickname. If he's not hetero and not outright repulsive, he can have my ass any time it doesn't interfere with his writing! And if Ambitwistor's a she, I can be flexible!

      And even if you did, you'd be embarrassed to tell us with who.
      Oh. Well, there is that... ;-(

  47. Yeah..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how exactly do you think the theory of the atom, and quantum mechanics came about? Given that those comprise the basis for a fantastic amount of human industry, and pretty much all the valuable ones, was that a good investment?

    1. Re:Yeah..... by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

      Clue for the humor-impaired: I was kidding
      But, you know...I'm pretty sure that for most of the sub-atmoic particles and all of quantum mechanics, there were mathematical models that predicted them well before there were any experiments that yielded results to support them.

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    2. Re:Yeah..... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not actually. There were quite a large number of particles around before Gell-mann came up with the Eightfold Way or Path or whatever. They didn't even have much of any way of classifying them (which is why the nomenclature for hadrons is so screwy today). There were certainly not any models predicting the nucleus before Rutherford hit on it, at least not any that carried much weight. Quantum mechanics kind of grew weirdly from various models like the Bohr model of the atom which were entirely based on experiment.

      Even string theory has experiment backing it up. No, really, it does. Everyone talks all the time about how string theory has no experimental evidence. Well, no, it has just does not have any predictions which are currently testable which differ from leading other non-string theories. But, think about it. Other, leading, non-string theories don't have any predictions which are currently testable which differ from string theory! That puts it in the same boat as the standard model and friends.

      Furthermore, string theory in its original incarnation was motivated by experiment. It was first developed as a rival to QCD. I don't think that any theory ever (with any kind of success) has been just dreamed up in an experimental vaccuum. Certainly not quantum mechanics. Certainly not string theory. Certainly not thermodynamics, nor Newtonian mechanics. Certainly not relativity, either general or special. All have been motivated by some kind of observations. Later, many of them were found to have predictions that were more far-reaching than what had been observed so far.

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    3. Re:Yeah..... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I don't think that any theory ever (with any kind of success) has been just dreamed up in an experimental vaccuum. Certainly not quantum mechanics. Certainly not string theory. Certainly not thermodynamics, nor Newtonian mechanics. Certainly not relativity, either general or special. Actually, Einstein worked fairly close to being in an experimental vacuum in many respects. People talk about the Michelson-Morley experiment, but with special relativity Einstein was primarily motivated to construct a mechanics whose transformation properties were mathematically consistent with Maxwell's equations. If you read through his general relativity papers, you see calculations here and there of various predictions, such as light deflection and orbital precession, but those calculations played virtually no role in his development of the theory itself; he came up with his various proposals on grounds like general covariance, assumptions about how gravity ought to mathematically couple to stress-energy, etc. and only after he had the theory did he bother to check it against anything.

      Einstein was kind of unique in that way. He certainly was concerned with experiment, but it played unusually little role in the development of any of his ideas. String theory comes closest to approaching that (which isn't really a good thing), in that the modern string theory in its "theory of everything" form spent much of its development motivated reasons of pure mathematical consistency.

      You can argue, though, that mathematical consistency is still at least indirectly connected to experiment since you're trying to be consistent with other theories which have been experimentally verified.
    4. Re:Yeah..... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1
      You can argue, though, that mathematical consistency is still at least indirectly connected to experiment since you're trying to be consistent with other theories which have been experimentally verified.
      Indeed, Maxwell's equations were derived wholly from experiment (except the displacement current), and Newton's universal law of gravitation was derived from experiment. Einstein formulated the "correspondence principle", which meant that he required his theory to equal Newton's in some limit, which is more or less equivalent to (although stronger than) requiring his theory to explain the observed astronomical data on the planets.

      But yes, as far as relationship to experiment is a sliding scale, Einstein and the string theorists have been perhaps farther from experiment than anyone else. At any rate, anyone else with any success...
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  48. From the author by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    If anyone cares to read a highly technical discussion of the paper by its first author (Jacques Distler), you can read his blog entries and the accompanying comments here and here.

  49. Wrong place, mate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Of course they want it to fail. It's called science, you wouldn't understand. If you prefer the kind of ideology where people are afraid to test their "theories" in case they might turn out to be wrong, I recommend religion.

    1. Re:Wrong place, mate. by treeves · · Score: 1

      It's not particularly scientific to *want* a certain result, *either* way.

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    2. Re:Wrong place, mate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not particularly scientific to *want* a certain result, *either* way.

      If I can invoke Bayesian statistics, like other posters on this thread: some results are more informative than others. An a pririo surprising results conveys more information.

  50. Mythbusters by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Funny

    it will use liquid helium cooled superconducting magnets to produce electric fields that will propel particles to near light speeds in a 16.7 mile circular tunnel. They then introduce a new particle into the accelerator, which collides with the existing ones, scattering many other mysterious subatomic particles about.

    This is why the Mythbusters should not be allowed to design scientific equipment. I can picture Adam dancing about in girlish glee even now...

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    1. Re:Mythbusters by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Of course, when they've disproved the myth that smashing these subatomic particles together will create a miniature black hole that will proceed to devour the entire earth, they'll have to modify the experiment so that it does actually create said black hole. Or at least pack the entire 16.7 mile tunnel with dynamite just to see how what the explosion looks like.

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  51. Well known? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Similar to the well known U.S. particle collider at Fermi Lab"? Well known? Well, all things considered, I'm pretty sure more people know CERN (in Switzerland) than the collider at Fermi Lab (if only because it was at CERN that HTML was developed).

    And comparing the LHC to the Fermi collider is like comparing the A380 to a toy plane.

  52. String Theory was Already Disproved by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1

    Back when folks were still trying to figure out the Periodic Table of Elements, there was a promising idea which came out of the field of topology. It was based on the topology of knots, such as one could visualize as closed loops of string. It seemed to "predict" chemical properties for elements as heavy as Calcium but broke down beyond that. The similarity of the two patterns turned out to be only a coincidence, so the theory was discarded.

    I predict that this new incarnation of "string theory" will be similar. It will seem reasonable for some of the simpler things (if any) but will fail to predict results when applied to more complex things.

    Who knows? String theory could be a practical joke perpetrated by frustrated topology dweebs.

    1. Re:String Theory was Already Disproved by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Wow, a theory totally unrelated to modern string theory was once disproved, and you "predict" that string theory will also be disproved for similar reasons.

      News at 11: phlogiston disproved, therefore string theory is wrong.

    2. Re:String Theory was Already Disproved by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1
      Wow, a theory totally unrelated to modern string theory was once disproved, and you "predict" that string theory will also be disproved for similar reasons.

      That's a nice retort, but my line of thinking is actually somewhat more reasonable than that. :-)

      We already have a pretty convincing mathematical understanding of electromagnetic fields and waves, and how energy travels in this form. So the first thing that strikes me whenever I read about this string theory is that they're talking about "strings of energy". What exactly is that supposed to mean? It sounds plausible like "strings of molecules" or "strings of spaghetti" but can energy really be "stringy"? I doubt it.

      The topology of knots bears a conceptual resemblance to the problems of particle physics. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean that the two are actually related.

      If by chance string theory happens to line up with physical reality for a bit, I think it's likely for the same reason as it did before with chemical elements. Coincidence.

    3. Re:String Theory was Already Disproved by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      We already have a pretty convincing mathematical understanding of electromagnetic fields and waves, and how energy travels in this form. So the first thing that strikes me whenever I read about this string theory is that they're talking about "strings of energy". But they're not. You can write down non-critical string theories in which the "strings" are really flux tubes of, say, electromagnetic fields. But that's not the kind of string being discussed, which is a real physical object with mass, tension, etc.

      If by chance string theory happens to line up with physical reality for a bit, I think it's likely for the same reason as it did before with chemical elements. Coincidence. You haven't made an actual argument for how string theory is related to Kelvin's knot picture of atoms. You can't reason by analogy because the two have nothing in common. You could equally well say that string theory is related to the successful gauge theory picture of flux tubes and therefore string theory is likely to succeed on those grounds. (And that analogy actually has the virtue that gauge theory really is mathematically related to string theory.) You could, with an even closer analogy, say that string theory is gauge theory and you would be right, at least for certain gauge theories, and therefore infer the success of string theory on the basis of the success of gauge theory. That would be far more meaningful than vaguely referencing an aether vortex theory of atoms.
    4. Re:String Theory was Already Disproved by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Are there any sites about this?
      It sounds interesting, even though wrong.

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    5. Re:String Theory was Already Disproved by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It's hard to find much about Kelvin's ether vortex theory of atoms, but try here. It comes from an 1867 paper of his which may have been reprinted somewhere.

  53. Oh, lighten up. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    We can have a raffle! How will the LHC destroy us? Check one: [ ] Microscopic black holes [ ] Trigger collapse of the false vacuum [ ] Strange matter [ ] Magnetic monopoles [ ] Disruption of the Wigner observer cascade causes a universal system reset [ ] God notices and stuffs us all into Carlsbad Caverns

    1. Re:Oh, lighten up. by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Well, RHIC certainly destroyed us by means of strange nuggets, so I'm betting on monopoles this time. I mean, God wouldn't pick the same outcome twice would He?

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    2. Re:Oh, lighten up. by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1

      collapse of the false vacuum - what a rush!

  54. Re:largest, and highest energy particle accelerato by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Galahad (to Arthur): They say the've already got one!
    Arthur: Umm...could we come up and have a look?

  55. What the hell is a Large Hardon Collider? by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

    Sounds painful. Oh, Had-ron... nevermind.

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  56. Re:Why not use ten dimensions but make them bigger by Frank+Battaglia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    woosh

  57. Stringtheory, plingdeory by henxan · · Score: 1

    Yoyo people!!

    No experiments can "prove" the stringtheory. As foolish as the stringtheorists are, they probably wouldnt accept anyone disapproving the theory either. Any disapproving the stringtheory would only lead to the stringheorists yet another time ajusting the theory to fit the new data.

    One should rather look at stringtheory as a failed tool to getting a greater understanding of how the universe function, microscopically and macroscopically. Common sense suggest that the easy solution is probably the correct one. If one use the paradigm of earth being the center of our solar system and view all of the movements in this system as circular you are able to get a model which works. But this is a very complicated model, and wrong. Putting the sun in the center of our solar system and using elliptic orbits on the other hand makes perfect sense. In this analogy the string theory is the earth-centered theory. Its very complicated, it grows even more complicated with time as you have to add new discoveries and adjust the theory for these anomalies.

    Stringtheory equals dingtheory

    1. Re:Stringtheory, plingdeory by The_Wilschon · · Score: 3, Informative

      String theory has not been "adjusted" to meet experiment. I'm not really quite sure where this notion comes from. For that matter, I'm not sure where the notion that this is entirely a bad thing comes from.

      The standard model is "adjusted" all the time by experimental data. That is, our knowledge of the values of the free parameters in the standard model is changed every time someone gets a new analysis finished. Generally, we just get slightly better precision, but an adjustment is made nonetheless. If we claimed particular values for these parameters that turned out to be wrong, then the standard model would not describe our universe. So, the particulars of the theory are constantly adjusted, but the foundation of the theory is not.

      String theory is quite similar, except that you replace free parameters with the topology of space. Now, using topology of space as your degrees of freedom presents a particularly nasty problem because topologies are not continuous like real numbers, so we can't just measure and get a good approximation. We're either quite right or quite wrong if we claim that "x is the topology of space". With the standard model, we can be almost right, and the closer we get to the correct parameter values, the closer our theory gets to right. With string theory, as I understand it, it is all or nothing. However, choosing different topologies, although it does count as an "adjustment" based on data, is not at all an adjustment to the fundamentals of the theory.

      In other words, your comparison between theories of fundamental physics and theories describing the solar system is way off base. If anything, the standard model is more like the circles and epicycles than string theory is. The standard model is very ad hoc, and was never intended to be a comprehensive theory, merely a stopgap which described all our experimental data until we could get a better theory. Furthermore, the standard model has been disproven already! Neutrinos have been experimentally demonstrated to have mass, a direct contradiction of one of the first assumptions of the standard model.

      Now, I am not in favor of string theory. I hope it does turn out to be wrong. But, at the same time, I am very much more opposed to extremely poor and misinformed "criticism" of string theory. If you don't know what you're talking about, shut up.

      Disclaimer: I AM a physicist. I am not a theorist, however, but an experimental high energy physicist. There is a quite good chance that I will be working at the LHC in the next few years.

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  58. Poor use of words in the fine article. by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

    "String theory is arguably the most popular theory in theoretical physics; that is, it cannot be proven."

    Depending on how you read the intend of this sentence, there are up to three errors. As others have noted, nothing in science can be proven true - they can only be proven false. The word here should be "tested". It is not that it cannot be tested, but that it has been beyond our capability to do so. Even this isn't true - after much effort at developing the theory, it turns out to be compatible with current physics - this is a test, as it might not have happened. One might argue it is not a very arduous test. "String theory ... has not been strongly tested" is a sentence I could agree with.

    "... the proposed testing of the current string theory. I use "current" because string theory is just that, a theory; and it is constantly changing as more information becomes available."

    Argh! The old "just a theory" boggie! "Theory" here means a logical structure which uses a small number of axioms/hypotheses to explain a large and disparate body of observation. It is independent of the level of experimental support the theory has. Newtonian gravity, evolution by natural selection, special relativity and quantum mechanics are all theories with sufficient experimental support to reguard them as fact (within suitable limits - e.g. we know Newtonian gravity fails in relativistic conditions.) General relativity is very nearly there. String theory is still hypothetical.

    (Biological note: I'm an ex-astronomy student now doing mathematical evolutionary biology. I've attended string theory talks, and failed to understand them. Take the above with salt added to taste.)

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    1. Re:Poor use of words in the fine article. by boombaard · · Score: 1
      "... the proposed testing of the current string theory. I use "current" because string theory is just that, a theory; and it is constantly changing as more information becomes available."

      it's interesting how i see this coming back every few discussions on ST..
      i wonder, is popular culture to blame here, or what? do they really assume that only theories that are created ex nihilo, and inside of the Biblical Creation Period contenders for 'valid' theories?
      it seems a bit naïve somehow to assume this to be the case, really.. oh, well

  59. The "test" is not convincing by jma34 · · Score: 1

    As other have pointed out the test will not confirm string theory or measure any of its parameters or predictions. The test described in the article says that they are only probing Lorentz invariance, analyticity, and unitarity. These are basic assumptions of String Theory and so if they are found not to be the case then string theory cannot be "correct". What is left out is the fact that these are also the basic assumptions of all modern theories that are quantum mechanical. If you find a problem with one of these principles not only have you killed String Theory but also the Standard Model and most other modern physics theories. Now as I grad student in experimental physics I can't say that I would dread such a discovery. It would open a lot of new avenues for discovery, but a finding described in the paper would be bad for a lot more than just String Theory.

  60. Complete Destruction by EthanS · · Score: 1

    Is this the same device that is suposed to have a mathematically slim chance that it could completly destroy all the matter known to exist in the unverse? If so I think we should assume string thoery is true and move on with researching something less threatening to the fabric of our existence.

    1. Re:Complete Destruction by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      FWIW, if the LHC were going to destroy the universe by any of the numerous means that have been proposed, then cosmic rays would have already done it long since. Cosmic rays collide with every astronomical body all the time, with energies which range both lower and much much higher than anything at the LHC will. Furthermore, if you start counting up astronomical bodies, and assume that the rate of cosmic ray collisions with those is comparable to the rate on Earth (per unit area), then you wind up with an astronomically higher collision rate than the LHC will have. So, if the LHC really had a chance of destroying the universe, it would have almost certainly already been destroyed.

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    2. Re:Complete Destruction by EthanS · · Score: 1

      Awe man! Complete destruction of all matter is so much more interesting! But thanks for the info

  61. bullshit by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    You can't "prove" string theory through an experiment. Even if the experiment works exactly as string theory predicts, it doesn't "prove" anything, it merely fails to disprove string theory.

    The best outcome would be if the experiment clearly doesn't work like string theory predicts, because in that case, we'd learn the most from it.

  62. And then what? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    So after we prove that the Universe is nothing more than God's big ball of string, then what?

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    1. Re:And then what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We fearfully await the arrival of God's cat.

  63. that won't stop them by briancnorton · · Score: 1
    "Grinstein also noted that if their test does not substantiate what the theory predicts, one of the key mathematical assumptions about the current string theory would be incorrect."

    Anybody else think that the string theorists will explain away the inevitable unexpected results by coming up with some new crapload of overcomplicated BS that *just happens* to need an even bigger accelerator to test.

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    1. Re:that won't stop them by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Oh, btw, the particular assumptions being tested are quite fundamental to all successful modern theories, including the standard model and most extensions to the standard model. So, if string theorists have to adjust their theories, well, so will everyone else, too. You might say that string theory is in worse shape because the standard model has at least been demonstrated to correctly predict experiment, but that would not be a good claim. String theory has been demonstrated to agree with current models of fundamental physics in the regions that we have been able to test so far. So, inasmuch as experiment has held up the standard model, it has also held up string theory.

      So, if you want to whine about string theorists correcting their models when experiment disagrees with them and then waiting for a further experiment, you might as well whine about ALL SCIENTISTS EVERYWHERE, EVER doing the same thing. That is what science does. Period, the end.

      I don't much care for string theory either, but this is a particularly poor criticism of it.

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    2. Re:that won't stop them by briancnorton · · Score: 1

      My point is not that adjusting a model is bad, but that string theory is remarkably resilient against any type of proof to it's contrary. The proponents just tack on a few more dimensions and come up with new, totally untestable claims that sorta-kinda work out in the math.

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    3. Re:that won't stop them by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You're comparing string theory to some specific model like the Standard Model, when you should be comparing it to a framework like quantum field theory. If the Standard Model has problems, you just cook up a new QFT model that works. This is no different from string theory: if one string model is wrong, you make a new one. It's almost impossible to come up with an experiment that can disprove all possible string theory models at once, but the same is true for quantum field theory (and, in fact, the current story gives one general way of disproving either of them).

      And for your information, string theorists do not modify string theory; they can't, because it is unique. They just switch to looking at a different solution of string theory (a different string model). (By contrast, those working within QFT have to switch to a different actual theory.) And they certainly don't "tack on a few more dimensions"; string theory doesn't allow you to adjust its dimensionality however you like.

    4. Re:that won't stop them by briancnorton · · Score: 1
      Alright, I don't want to get too down into the weeds here. From the Wikipedia---

      "No experimental verification or falsification of the theory has yet been possible"

      I have no problem with modifying the models, but extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. They don't have it.

      Someone smart enough could probably do the math that proves that up is down, chicks like smart guys, and duke nukem 4ever is coming out soon, but unless they hold up experimentally they are irrelevant.

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    5. Re:that won't stop them by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Alright, I don't want to get too down into the weeds here. From the Wikipedia---
      "No experimental verification or falsification of the theory has yet been possible" The experiment being discussed here is a possible falsification of the theory, if it were to be performed.

      I have no problem with modifying the models, but extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. They don't have it. Nobody is claiming to have proof of string theory. What is your point?
    6. Re:that won't stop them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The experiment being discussed here is a possible falsification of the theory, if it were to be performed.

      My impression is that people are objecting to this being characterized this as an experimental test of string theory per se. As others have pointed out, all of modern theoretical particle physics is basically going to be in serious trouble if LHC finds evidence of unitarity, Lorentz invariance, or analyticity being violated. Calling it a test of string theory is like calling Galileo's balls-on-inclined-planes experiment a test of general relativity -- technically true, since a mass-dependent gravitational acceleration would be incompatible (AFAIK) with GR, but misleading, since the opposite result doesn't verify GR to any greater extent than it does competing theories.

      IOW, characterizing in this manner gives a false impression of the extent to which the experiment really "tests" string theory, or conversely, of the extent to which string theory can be tested.

    7. Re:that won't stop them by Krotos · · Score: 1

      The experiment being discussed here is a possible falsification of the theory, if it were to be performed. My impression is that people are objecting to this being characterized this as an experimental test of string theory per se. As others have pointed out, all of modern theoretical particle physics is basically going to be in serious trouble if LHC finds evidence of unitarity, Lorentz invariance, or analyticity being violated. Calling it a test of string theory is like calling Galileo's balls-on-inclined-planes experiment a test of general relativity -- technically true, since a mass-dependent gravitational acceleration would be incompatible (AFAIK) with GR, but misleading, since the opposite result doesn't verify GR to any greater extent than it does competing theories. IOW, characterizing in this manner gives a false impression of the extent to which the experiment really "tests" string theory, or conversely, of the extent to which string theory can be tested.

    8. Re:that won't stop them by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It's not a terribly strong test of string theory. I think the authors wrote it mainly in response to claims that string theory is compatible with all conceivable experiments and therefore untestable even in principle.

  64. You entirely misunderstand string theory. by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    "there are many kinds of accelerators world wide"

    Wrong. According to string theory, they are all the same, they're just vibrating differently.

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  65. Should it be our goal? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    If that's your goal, then you probably need extra dimensions, string theory or not.

    It seems like that's the $6,400 question, then. Are we blinding ourselves in seeking a unified theory, in the same way that Copernicus was blinding himself by looking for a geocentric, circular-orbit model? If you take as an assumption that there must be a unified theory, it may well be that many dimensions fall from it as a necessary consequence. Similarly, if you assume that the planets rotate around the Earth, epicycles are an almost immediately necessary consequence of even the most trivial observations (because the planets seem to change speed and occasionally even direction). I'm sure that Copernicus thought that having a universe centered around the earth was just as necessary and desirable as modern physicist think a unified field theory is; a universe without one would just be so ugly.

    It's not my area of physics so I have just decided to not hold an opinion, at least at this point, but it does seem as though we need to be constantly vigilant about the assumptions we make, and the goals we set ourselves. It's pretty easy to laugh at the geocentrists, but logically it's almost certain that we today hold views that in a few centuries, will be just as laughable.

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  66. The LHC is NOT a definitive test of String theory by cyberanth · · Score: 1

    While the LHC will be looking for the effects of supersymmetry, the Higgs boson, and extra dimensions, among other effects that would be consistent with string theory, the LHC will never end up definitively testing string theory. That is, the number one problem with string theory in its current young form is that it is not really falsifiable, especially in the energy domains currently possible in modern colliders (including the LHC). That is, there are many SUSY theories that predict supersymmetry, not just string theory, thus discovering it would not prove string theory at all. On the other hand, if supersymmetry isn't observed, string theorists may just argue the collisions were not high enough in energy. The same arguments apply to all of the barely fleshed out predictions in string theory. In that sense, string theory is barely a kosher physical theory. This isn't to say the LHC isn't a huge deal. No matter what they find with the LHC, it'll be exciting. Many physicists are very confident that it'll give us new insight into candidates for dark matter, and certainly confirmation of supersymmetry and the Higgs would be monumental.

  67. This doens't mean anything. by Erbus · · Score: 1

    This isn't going to prove or disprove anything. The LHC is just looking for the existence of particles theorized to exist with classical high-energy particle physics. The only way string theory could be tested is if it could actually make a prediction that can be put to a test. Unfortunately, it can't predict how fast a ball will fall from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Kinda sad how a theory that's had tens of thousands of man-hours wasted on it can't predict anything at all, no?

    1. Re:This doens't mean anything. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      The only way string theory could be tested is if it could actually make a prediction that can be put to a test. Unfortunately, it can't predict how fast a ball will fall from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Neither can Newton's theory of gravity. Unless you put in the value of the gravitational constant by hand, that is. And if you do that, then string theory can predict it just as well as Newton's theory of gravity, since the former reduces to the latter in the classical, weak field, slow motion limit.
    2. Re:This doens't mean anything. by Legendre · · Score: 1

      Erbus, you're absolutely correct -- Ambitwistor, like some sort of String Gestapo, has to defend the religion at any cost. (You don't need to put in any constants into Newton's equation if you're using the right units. Ambitwistor knows that, of course.)

    3. Re:This doens't mean anything. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I am not the string gestapo. I spent most of my graduate career working on alternative formulations of quantum gravity in direct opposition to string theory. I have simply pointed out that your arguments are wrong. Accusing me of bias is merely a cheap attack which fails to divert attention from the incorrectness of your claims.

      Regarding Newton's equation: you can of course set G=c=1 in geometric units, but in order to make a prediction using Newton's equation that can be tested in an experiment, you do need to know the value of G in physical units (or at least GM). It is not true a priori that an object dropped near the surface of the Earth has to take 2 seconds to fall, say, 19.8 meters.

    4. Re:This doens't mean anything. by Krotos · · Score: 1

      And if you do that, then string theory can predict it just as well as Newton's theory of gravity, since the former reduces to the latter in the classical, weak field, slow motion limit. Well -- isn't one of the biggest problems with string theory that we don't have more than an extremely sketchy idea of what the full, non-perturbative theory looks like? GR reduces to Newtonian gravity in that limit too, but a) we know what the complete theory of general relativity looks like and b) we have ways to experimentally test GR which verify it and falsify Newtonian gravity. You can't say either thing about string theory, AFAIK.

    5. Re:This doens't mean anything. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      As far as experimental tests of string theory go, knowing the full, non-perturbative theory is not so relevant; perturbative string theory is enough to handle anything we can ever hope to reasonably test, other than possible relics of the Big Bang.

  68. Occam's Razor by David+Gould · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As I always like to point out, the most important thing to remember about Occam's Razor is that it's a rule of thumb, not a Law of Nature. If two proposed theories otherwise seem to work similarly well, but one introduces fewer assumptions than the other, Occam's Razor suggests that the former is probably better than the latter, but you can't take this as "proof" -- at best, it lets you make a better educated guess about which avenue is likely to be more fruitful to continue exploring.

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  69. Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    String theory has one particle - the string. It has one force which emerges from the very simple dynamics put into it at the outset. A wide spectrum of particles and interactions emerges from it in a natural way. There is little choice for the dimension of spacetime - the theory locks it down from the beginning. Gravity emerges from it naturally - something that doesn't even get mentioned in the standard model. There are close to zero arbitrary constants. And at bottom, the initial assumptions of String Theory are really simple. Simpler than other quantum field theories.

    I think much of the debate over string theory is, at heart, irrational. Some people are attracted to its beauty and elegance, while others find it so elegant that it is therefore suspect. (I.e., the subluminiferous aether was actually pretty beautiful as a theory in a certain way, too, as were epicycles, crystal spheres, and any number of now-disregarded theories; some people would hold that string theory is suspiciously similar to other elegant ideas which have ended up on the scrap heap.)

    In some ways, the debate is less of a purely scientific one than an ideological battle between idealists and cynics; lacking experimental evidence, the community seems split mostly between idealists who support string theory, in all its theoretical elegance, while on the other side are cynics who think the whole thing is just too cute to be true, and that it owes itself more to wishful thinking than actual physics.

    This is to be expected; until someone can come up with an experiment that will disprove part or all of string theory (or until the theoreticians can find some prediction made by string theory which differs materially from that made by a competing theory), it's an un-winnable argument. There really is little besides "gut reaction" (and other not-quite-rational factors, like the reputations of various people who have already taken sides) to pick sides based on.

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    1. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2
      I think much of the debate over string theory is, at heart, irrational.
      Totally. It's hard to talk about String Theory without people sizing you up to see if you're pro or con and then launching an attack. Whatever anyone says, String Theory includes some incredibly beautiful mathematics and and has some applications to other branches of physics, so I found it worthy of study. I've never felt any need to decide whether or not I think it's 'true' and don't understand the need for other people to take sides. People lose out by not being able to borrow from the ideas that they have prematurely labeled as 'false', even if they turn out to actually be false.
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    2. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by The_Wilschon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IAAPhysicist, an experimental high energy physicist to be more precise, and I don't like string theory much. I am not opposed to its study, I do not campaign to have funding removed from its proponents, in short, I do not hate it. I just don't care for it, and rather hope that it turns out to be wrong. OTOH, I don't really like the Standard Model (and extensions to it) much either. I think that something different from either is what is needed. Not being a theorist, I am not working on an alternative myself, but I have seen one or two things at various conferences, and thought (just gut reaction) that they looked very promising. One in particular that I found myself unaccountably fond of was a neat little statistical approach from a guy at tamu.

      Anyway, my reason for disliking string theory is not at all that I find it "too elegant" or "too cute". You have most of the experimental hep people I know, including myself, pegged quite wrong there. In my opinion, and that of most of my colleagues that I have discussed it with (not a large percentage of all my colleagues), the problem with string theory is that it is not as cute or elegant as it thinks it is. It has precious few free parameters (contrast the standard model), and its first principles are strikingly simple. That ought to be elegance. However, the fact remains, as the GP said, that getting our observable (3,1) universe to appear, even just at low energies, from string theory is quite difficult. Why is this? Primarily because string theory does not tell us how the small extra dimensions are wrapped up around each other. The topology of space presents a huge theory space to search around in.

      The standard model is criticised because it does not nail down the values of its free parameters (tautology), and if you don't have the right values of those parameters, then the theory does not describe our universe. However, we can perform experiments which measure various values which depend upon those parameters, and by so doing, obtain values for those parameters with ever increasing precision. Thus, we can find the values such that the standard model describes our universe. Furthermore, the standard model is not chaotic. If you are just a little bit off in the values of your parameters, then your theory describes a universe which is very like ours.

      Now, take string theory. The topology of space winds up acting very much like free parameters. However, we can't do experiments to measure the "value" of the topology of space, so finding the right topology is, as I understand it, a huge trial and error process. Furthermore, as I understand it, even if you managed to define some notion of "closeness" to the correct topology, one topology which was "closer" to right than another one would not produce a universe which was necessarily any "closer" in its various properties to correct than the other one. In that sense, string theory is chaotic. So, for all its apparent elegance, it seems to me that string theory is a great deal uglier in the end that QFT and the standard model. This is why I and many others do not like string theory.

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    3. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by dr_turgeon · · Score: 1

      People lose out by not being able to borrow from the ideas that they have prematurely labeled as 'false', even if they turn out to actually be false. This is why I tend to root for the String theoreticians. Since I have no religion, I yearn to see an miracle break-thru. Until it can proven invalid, I want to see skeptics back off. Besides the hope, ya know, the mental exercise...
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    4. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Until it can proven invalid
      But the question is: how much effort should be put into pursuing it when we have competing ideas like loop quantum gravity and others that are also cool in their own way? Sure, if we only had String Theory, then it would have to be pursued to the bitter end. But that's not how it is. And despite the fact that I think String Theory is amazing stuff, I'm tempted to say that it's now time to put more effort (or more specifically, more PhD candidates) into other approaches.
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    5. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, as I understand it, even if you managed to define some notion of "closeness" to the correct topology, one topology which was "closer" to right than another one would not produce a universe which was necessarily any "closer" in its various properties to correct than the other one. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that just mean it's painfully difficult to work with to get to the correct understanding of the theory, and once the correct understanding (of the topology) is sorted, the rest of it kind of falls in to place and is extremely elegant?
      Basically, I don't see that as an inelegant theory, just that determining what the part of the theory that describes our universe truly is is going to be a painful experience.
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    6. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about HEIM-THEORY?

      It seems quite interesting to me

    7. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by ShadowBot · · Score: 1
      IANAPhysicist

      However, if you look at it mathematically, every new dimension is just an excuse to introduce a new variable into the equation! And if you add enough unknowns into any function(or formula) you can make it say anything!

      For example:
      If you drew a 2D square and I wanted to prove that it was also a 2D circle all I have to do is to add another dimension and claim that in 3D it is a cylinder. Voila!! I have "unified" both the circle and square theory! I can now prove the every square is simply a rotated circle**. The fact that we have no evidence of the shape having a third dimension (other than my fancy mathematics) or the fact that, even if it does, we have no proof that it is a cylinder and not a prism doesn't even need to slow me down. Afterall, I've got the fancy numbers to prove it.

      In actuality, the fact that you can expres an idea mathematically does not mean it makes sense, or is even useful! All that string theory seems to have done is to throw variables at the equation until it said what they wanted.

      However, the problem with this system is that, as well as saying what you want, the final equation can also say a lot of things you don't want(In the same way; some people would have realised that my above proof for the 2D square could also make it a cylinder, a prism, a cube or even, if I add enough dimensions, all of these.). String theory shows this behaviour by predicting a whole host of space topologies and undiscovered particles, as a result of the newly introduced variables/dimensions. As such, from a purely mathematical perspective, it looks like fitting the solution to the answer you want rather than to the problem you observe.

      .

      **I can put up the mathematical proof for this, but it's a bit long and I'm sure people who are good with geometry will be able to come to it on thier own.

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    8. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      [i]Whatever anyone says, String Theory includes some incredibly beautiful mathematics and and has some applications to other branches of physics, so I found it worthy of study.[/i]

      Very true. String theory has greatly advanced algebraic geometry on the pure-math side of things as well.

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    9. Re:Truthiness comes to physics, on both sides. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Big advances in algebraic topology too. It kinda seems obvious that strings would be connected to knot theory so it's kinda weird that string theory helped push knot theory forward even though the strings of string theory actually turn out to have nothing to do with the strings in knots!

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  70. What proof is depend on context by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    Obviously a mathematical and legal proof is not the same. The general meaning is "something that convince you that it is true".

    In physics the meaning is usually taken to be "an experiment that demonstrates predictive power to a theory that didn't exist without it."

    Due to laypeople who confuse physical proofs with other kinds of proofs, we usually say "validate" instead of "prove".

  71. But OTOH Lee Smolin says that... by deoxyribonucleose · · Score: 2, Informative
    Actually, it's the simplest known way of creating a unified field theory.
    So, is Lee Smolin (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/06185510 50/026-1341782-1133219) off base (or just a heretic!) when he says that

    1. It's not a theory but a collection of theories. The original five different-but-possibly-dual theories and handwaved 'M-theory', plus different flavours with added restrictions or extensions?
    2. It's not by any means finished: for instance, finiteness hasn't been proven, and there is no explicit background independent formulation which yields GR spacetime?
    3. The basic idea may seem simple, but is overlaid by a lot of kludges such as supersymmetry to eliminate tachyons and fluxes to get a positive cosmological constant?
    In fact, it has only one constant, which is certaintly definable: it is the string tension.
    But on the other hand, the topological variations on extra dimensions and fluxes add up to 10^500 different theories with different predictions. How does that make an improvement over the twenty variables of the standard model? Granted, string theory attempts to explain more, but...

    /.../ all of the string theories are part of the same theory /.../
    Really? Which? Does the mythical 'M-theory' exist other than as a big 'Maybe'? What does it look like? What predictions does it make? Substitute 'might be' for 'are' and add a 'conjectured' in front of 'theory'...

    In short, string theory is not a totally contrived fudge /.../
    Perhaps. But there seems to be a lot of contrivance in there.
    1. Re:But OTOH Lee Smolin says that... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not a theory but a collection of theories. The original five different-but-possibly-dual theories and handwaved 'M-theory', plus different flavours with added restrictions or extensions? No, it's one theory, with a collection of solutions that can be grouped by their behavior.

      It's not by any means finished: for instance, finiteness hasn't been proven, and there is no explicit background independent formulation which yields GR spacetime? Finiteness hasn't been proven, but then, that hasn't been proven in realistic quantum field theory either, and nobody complains about that. (You can win a million dollars for proving it.)

      There are background independent formulations of string theory, but none that give (4D, non-supersymmetric) GR in an obvious way. However, formal background independence is a matter of philosophical preference, not physical necessity.

      The basic idea may seem simple, but is overlaid by a lot of kludges such as supersymmetry to eliminate tachyons and fluxes to get a positive cosmological constant? I wouldn't call adding supersymmetry to eliminate tachyons a "kludge", anymore than, say, adding gauge invariance in QFT to eliminate non-renormalizability. As for the positive cosmological constant, I'm not up to date on what is necessary to get that to work out in string theory, but all quantum theories have had notable problems explaining any realistic value of the cosmological constant.
    2. Re:But OTOH Lee Smolin says that... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Informative
      I forgot to reply to the rest of your post:

      But on the other hand, the topological variations on extra dimensions and fluxes add up to 10^500 different theories with different predictions. How does that make an improvement over the twenty variables of the standard model? There are infinitely many different quantum field theories. The Standard Model is a particular theory, with a finite and relatively small number of free parameters. You can pick out specific models within string theory as well, with a finite and relatively small number of free parameters, including ones with the Standard Model embedded inside them. (They do tend to have more parameters than the Standard Model; they're more comparable to the Minimal Supersymmetric Standard Model in that respect.)

      Really? Which? Does the mythical 'M-theory' exist other than as a big 'Maybe'? What does it look like? What predictions does it make? Substitute 'might be' for 'are' and add a 'conjectured' in front of 'theory'... No, "are" and "theory" are the correct words to use. The string theories are part of M-theory: it can be shown that they are all related non-perturbatively, even though we don't know what the full theory is. Because we can show that they are related in this way, we know that M-theory exists mathematically; it's an existence proof, not a constructive proof.

      But there seems to be a lot of contrivance in there. Such as? String theory arguably makes fewer assumptions than quantum field theory. Where is the contrivance?

    3. Re:But OTOH Lee Smolin says that... by krishn_bhakt · · Score: 1

      Well Now even Quantum Mechanics is being proved to be Deterministic... casting doubt on the issue of Free Will?

      The mathematical basis for deterministic quantum mechanics [ arxiv.org/pdf/quant-ph/0604008 ]
      Author: Gerard 't Hooft
      [He shared the 1999 Nobel Prize in Physics with Martinus J. G. Veltman "for elucidating the quantum structure of electroweak interactions".]

              If there exists a classical, i.e. deterministic theory underlying quantum mechanics, an explanation must be found of the fact that the Hamiltonian, which is defined to be the operator that generates evolution in time, is bounded from below. The mechanism that can produce exactly such a constraint is identified in this paper. It is the fact that not all classical data are registered in the quantum description. Large sets of values of these data are assumed to be indistinguishable, forming equivalence classes. It is argued that this should be attributed to information loss, such as what one might suspect to happen during the formation and annihilation of virtual black holes.
              The nature of the equivalence classes is further elucidated, as it follows from the positivity of the Hamiltonian. Our world is assumed to consist of a very large number of subsystems that may be regarded as approximately independent, or weakly interacting with one another. As long as two (or more) sectors of our world are treated as being independent, they all must be demanded to be restricted to positive energy states only. What follows from these considerations is a unique definition of energy in the quantum system in terms of the periodicity of the limit cycles of the deterministic model.

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    4. Re:But OTOH Lee Smolin says that... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Quantum mechanics has not been proved to be deterministic. The abstract of the paper you cite does not give such a proof; it merely describes some mathematical properties that a deterministic theory of quantum mechanics ought to have. It also may be noted that pretty much no one else favors 't Hooft's ideas about deterministic quantum mechanics, including all the other Nobel physics laureates.

  72. Nice description of the experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Similar to the well known U.S. particle collider at Fermi Lab, the Large Hadron Collider, scheduled for November 2007, is expected to be the largest, and highest energy particle accelerator in existence; it will use liquid helium cooled superconducting magnets to produce electric fields that will propel particles to near light speeds in a 16.7 mile circular tunnel. They then introduce a new particle into the accelerator, which collides with the existing ones, scattering many other mysterious subatomic particles about."

    Thats an awesome description! The experiment is firing stuff and scattering other mysterious stuff. How is that a description of an experiment?

  73. Re:Why not use ten dimensions but make them bigger by PunkFloyd · · Score: 1

    Dammit! You beat me to it. Very nice. :)

  74. Flying Spaghetti Monster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    while all of you are skeptical, i find that superstring theory is the most feasible of all the theories as it takes into account the many noodly appentages (superstrings) of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster

  75. 10 I get -- but what is the 11th? by KlaymenDK · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm rather curious about the 11th dimension. I used to think that anything beyond, oh, five dimensions was totally weird, but then I saw this [1] explanation --- but it only goes to 10.

    So, what's going on in the 11th, or are these completely different sorts of dimensions? (I'm no scientist...)

    [1]: http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php

    1. Re:10 I get -- but what is the 11th? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      As another poster noted somewhere in the comments, the explanation of dimensions on that site has little to do with dimensions as they are conceived in string theory.

    2. Re:10 I get -- but what is the 11th? by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Not only little to do with string theory, that site has nothing whatsoever to do with string theory.

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  76. It's about Boson scattering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    See http://cmu.edu/news/archive/2007/January/jan23_str ingtheory.shtml

    Assuming I'm reading it correctly, if the Bosons don't bounce the right way, it means that string theory (as currently formulated) violates one of the fundamental assumptions (Lorenz invariance, analyticity or unitarity). If the string predicted scattering doesn't match the experimental observations, then string theory (in its current form) is "impossible" and at the very least "would have to be reshaped in a highly nontrivial way."

    If the Bosons bounce within predicted limits, then string theory still isn't proven - it just survived this elimination round and moves on to next week's physical challenge...

  77. Extra dimensions not that hard. by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Three dimensions plus time will only define an event point in spacetime. It takes another three dimensions to provide orientation. Imagine an arrow. At time t, the arrow will be at (Xt, Yt, Zt), but which way is it facing? North? Up? Towards the target? You will need another three dimensions to specify which way it is pointing. Now, what about spin? Is the arrow spinning? Is it tumbling through the air? Add another three dimensions to capture that. What about the mass? The color? The charge? Dimension. Dimension. Dimension.

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    1. Re:Extra dimensions not that hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't I see that in a movie once...?

      http://tinyurl.com/2lcruk

    2. Re:Extra dimensions not that hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing degrees of freedom with extra dimensions.

      The extra dimensions in string theory are spatial or spacetime ones, like the ones most people are familiar with.

      These arise as a side-effect of considering quantized fields not as 0d points (as in QM) but as 1d lines rotated away from us so that they are observed end-on (like stabbing yourself in the eye with a pencil).

      Objects embedded in extra dimensions were an unexpected prediction of string theory since the extents of the objects thus embedded are non-perturbative.

      Following the weak analogy, the "line" that we observe as a point may in fact be a vertex on a polyhedron (or hyper^npolyhedron) embedded in extra dimensions.

      A reason that these higher dimensional objects are not perturbative is that the extra dimensions are microscopic in extent (sort-of like how using classical intuition, a very very shallow pool of water spread out over a flat surface is still "really" 3 dimensional, and thus has depth, even if that depth is invisibly small) and our senses and our instrumentation to date only probe the macroscopic spatial dimensions.

      And now ambitwistor can shoot me! ;-)

  78. Not even by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1
    Occam's Razor does not simply say that you shouldn't have more assumptions than you need. That is one claim that is often given the name "Occam's Razor". However, there are many such assertions which are sometimes called "Occam's Razor". They are all vaguely similar, but can be interpreted to mean different things. For instance, "the simplest solution is usually the best" is vaguely similar to your "you shouldn't add more assumptions than you need", but not really the same thing at all.

    However, Occam's Razor can be formalized. Bayesian Statistics allows us to do this, and furthermore the formalization tells us that one's definition of "simple" is not fixed, and the results of the use of the formal razor depend greatly on one's choice of "simple". From the article:

    The statistical view leads to a more rigorous formulation of the razor than previous philosophical discussions. In particular, it shows that 'simplicity' must first be defined in some way before the razor may be used, and that this definition will always be subjective.
    So, Occam's Razor should be used only where you first state your definition of "simple", or else its use is irrational.
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    1. Re:Not even by smallfries · · Score: 1
      For instance, "the simplest solution is usually the best" is vaguely similar to your "you shouldn't add more assumptions than you need", but not really the same thing at all.


      After reading this a few times to check that I hadn't missed something I'm fairly sure that you're either wrong, or you're using some unstated, and uncommon assumptions about language.

      However, Occam's Razor can be formalized. Bayesian Statistics allows us to do this, and furthermore the formalization tells us that one's definition of "simple" is not fixed, and the results of the use of the formal razor depend greatly on one's choice of "simple".


      Anything can be formalised, but not every formalism has value. Everytime a program prefers a classifier or set of rules based on a size / performance tradeoff Occam's Razor is being invoked. It is only a "rule" in so much as it is a "rule of thumb", an ad-hoc heuristic for evaluating rival theories. As such a vague entity it could be modelled by many different formalisms, not all of which would have the same interpretations. To say that you can make conclusions about the meaning of "simple" as used is meaningless. Any formalism that creates a model describing the application of this rule of thumb could make different conclusions, so there is nothing to justify one particular conclusion as being valid.

      Formalisms can only answer questions modulo the assumptions that we build into them. I always thought that the Bayesian approach and reality were very distant acquaintences. (Only my opinion, I don't mean any offence by that, as there are many different schools of thought on the subject).
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    2. Re:Not even by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      An ad hoc heuristic for evaluating rival theories is in even worse shape than a formalism in which "simple" is subjective. The benefit of a formalism is that it forces you to recognize which pieces of your argument are subjective and which are not. Using Occam's Razor as a vague heuristic is extremely subjective, and introduces a lot of uncertainty about not only the results, but about what conditions would cause the results to be invalidated. In an informal argument, unless everyone involved agrees precisely about what everything said means, not much information is really conveyed. So, using Occam's Razor as a vague heuristic leaves the definition of "simple" very much more open to interpretation than a formalization of the Razor.

      For instance, one use of Occam's Razor which was claimed to me years ago: I could look at a car, and develop two theories, one in which an invisible pink elephant pushed the car, and one in which the car ran on gasoline. The one in which the car runs on gasoline is much simpler, therefore I should choose that one.

      In this case, simpler seems to mean "better understood" or "more widely observed". I might counter by saying that a gas engine is a very complex thing, therefore the pink elephant is simpler. This might be countered by citing the complexity of biology, which might be countered by citing the complexity of the physics underlying the gas engine. Before long, we've gotten down to fundamental physics, which describes both systems equally well and equally simply for most values of simple, and thus Occam's Razor cannot distinguish between the two. If we use a formalism, then we can decide precisely what we mean by simple in advance, and then attempt to apply that criterion to the two systems.

      If a useful formalism is devised which nails down the meaning of simple, then I'll revise my opinion. Until then, I shall persist in claiming that using Occam's Razor without a clear definition of simple is irrational and not admissible in an argument.

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    3. Re:Not even by maraist · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm missing something, the rule requires that all measureable phenomena must be equally describeable by the two competing theories.

      In such a situation, then the one that has the fewer composits wins. Complex means a thing can be considered has being made up of simpler parts.. Thus is seems trivial to comprehend that the more atomic/fundamental something is, the simpler it is.

      You can thus shift the argument from 'the simpler theory' to the trustworthiness of the assumptions that make up the atomic building blocks.

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    4. Re:Not even by EinZweiDrei · · Score: 1

      An ad hoc heuristic for evaluating rival theories is in even worse shape than a formalism in which "simple" is subjective.

      There might -- possibly -- have been a simpler way of stating that.

      Because, much like my last girlfriend, that outright jarred my testicles.
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  79. Cynicism is spice, not a main course by kristopher_d · · Score: 1

    What if we actually do learn something from these tests? What if useful information was actually derived and the points which have been difficult to consider with math alone are made less fuzzy, or even more clear? What if the collision of certain particles at certain speeds under other certain conditions revealed a nugget of information that formed the seed of knowledge that allowed some nut job somewhere to do something useful? Wouldn't that just be the worst result possible? I mean, all the cynics on either side would have to accept that there's some use to figuring out how the universe works and whether one particular theory describes it well enough to do us any good. Just know this, when I'm sipping martini's on an inhabited world in another galaxy, I'll be laughing with the green skinned bar-tender about all the arguments sentients have over things they neither know anything about, or really even care about.

  80. You don't need that much data. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, all you need is to be very explicit with the conditions of your theory. Then you only need all the data that fit those conditions.

    For example, you could formulate a theory about the Smith family's cats: "All of the Smith family's cats are Siamese."

    Then, upon investigation, you may find that the Smith family actually has two cats, both of which are Siamese (For illustrative sake, we assume that the data identifying their breed is correct. For humors sake, we mention here that the Siamese cats are also ironically co-joined twins).

    Congratulations! You just proved the theory!

    Of course, you do raise another interesting point, because the theory may need to be conditionally constrained in time, as well. The Smith family may at some get a tabby cat, or the Siamese cats may die (in which case I think the theory becomes indefinite, like 1/0). It also must be constrained in space, because the Smiths I was talking about live on Cherry Tree Lane, while the Smiths on Vermont Ave actually have some kind of ugly, crossbred, black cat.

    Likewise, some physicists have postulated that some things we consider well-proven, like the values of the fundamental constants, may actually have been different in the past or in different places of the universe.

    1. Re:You don't need that much data. by alienmole · · Score: 1

      All true. And in fact, it's probably naive of me to expect that many physical theories will hold throughout the entire universe for its entire life. Laws would certainly have been different near the time of the big bang, for example.

    2. Re:You don't need that much data. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it would actually be naive to think they hold throughout the entire universe, if for no other reason, because we have never observed them to change and can think of no cause for them to. In fact, unless we're dealing with something really complicated like Big Bang inflation or dark energy, it makes most research or other work simpler if we just assume they're constant.

    3. Re:You don't need that much data. by alienmole · · Score: 1

      But we *can* think of causes for them to change. Local differences in the curvature or geometry of the universe, for example, which we might have inadvertently built into our theories. For all we know, something like that could explain dark energy and/or dark matter. Assuming laws are constant throughout the universe is understandable, but we shouldn't forget that it might not actually be valid.

  81. The slaughter of the language continues. by GallaherMike · · Score: 1

    scientists have come up with a definitive test that could prove or disprove string theory. If the test could prove or disprove string theory then there is an equal chance that the test could prove (or disprove) nothing at all. So I would hardly call this definitive. Unless this is a new definition of definitive that I was previously unaware of.
  82. We've got epicycles now by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    String theory has always struck me as a modern day version of epicycles before it was realized that planets follow ellipses instead of circles.

    It may be that the Standard Model is the epicycle. It works really well for many calculations, but there are problems it doesn't explain, such as the mass of some particles (The Higgs Particle, IIRC) should be way off (hierarchy problems), which is solved by SuperSymmetry but then there are missing Super Partners which should exist but we haven't found them (but should be detectable at this new collider if they can reach 250 GeV (again, IIRC)). Also, gravity doesn't work. But if you lay things out in a braneworld with some kinds of particles sequestered in extra dimensions and the graviton as the particle that can cross the bulk then the math starts to work out.

    So, really String Theory is more like the elliptical orbits in that the theory fits the observable data. The question is still whether it's the right theory that fits the observable data, and to test that we need better colliders.

    IANAP either, I just like to follow the lay press when I have time.

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  83. One Word: Compactification by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

    Uncountably infinite theories, depending on how you compactify the extra dimensions to hide them from us.

    1. Re:One Word: Compactification by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Technically, that doesn't give you uncountably many theories, just uncountably many solutions of the same theory. And note that you can write down uncountably many quantum field theories.

  84. You Misunderstand Occam's Razor by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

    Occam's razor states: "It is foolish to do with more that which can be done with less."

    It's not about the number of assumptions, or veracity of the theory. It's a fundamental statement that science's job is about predicting results. As long as the predicted results cannot be distinguished, go for the simpler theory. It's why we still teach Newtonian mechanics in schools - 99.9999% of the time, Newton is plenty accurate and far easier to learn and apply.

    1. Re:You Misunderstand Occam's Razor by billstewart · · Score: 1
      Occam's Razor is fundamentally an aesthetic preference, not a physical law.


      As we learn more and more physics and biology, the world is getting to be a weirder and weirder place. Atoms and other particles we can interact with seem to be made out of quarks, some of which you can only see by bashing large particles together, quarks might or might not be made out of little strings of 10-or-11-dimensional nothingness, quantum effects mean that all the stuff isn't necessarily where or what you think it is, vaccuum is no longer empty space but now has pairs of particles appearing and disappearing for no apparent reason, large parts of the universe are probably "dark matter" we haven't found yet, optionally pushed around by "dark energy", and there might or might not be infinite numbers of universes reflecting those quantum effects, and/or there might be lots of other universes that have different physical laws, some of which make them vanish faster or slower than ours after bigger or smaller bangs, and which mostly don't support the kind of physics needed for us to exist. Meanwhile your brain may look like a piece of meat running a closed-source operating system in a wash of chemicals, what you perceive as "yourself" is looking like a pretty complex illusion, and if you look at all the complexity of evolution and the weird stuff it's come up with, it's surprising you're around to perceive it at all.


      Basically, it looks much simpler to decide that a god made the place, whether it's one of the traditional ones or the FSM, though clearly any god must have had enough sense of humor to make all those particle-wave things, humans, cats to laugh at the humans, and inordinate types of beetles. And Maxwell's daemons are looking just as likely as some of the ways that quantum mechanics play dice with the universe. On the other hand, that doesn't give you much in the way of tools to make predictions, and as you say, making predictions is one of the big things that science is for.

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      New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  85. My question is: by cmacb · · Score: 1

    "The canonical forms of string theory include three mathematical assumptions--Lorentz invariance, analyticity and unitarity. Our test sets bounds on these assumptions."

    Uh... can I get back to you on that?

  86. Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    While many people use it in your useage, I don't think it's really with merit as most theories nowadays are extremely complex and since our simplest observation tools are among the first discounted (matter is mostly empty space, yet it looks and feels pretty solid to my eyes and hands) so the simplest theories are seldom the right ones anymore; there's tremendous complexity to our theorizing.

    I prefer to look at it this way: it isn't about two competing theories so much as one theory that encompasses each other. So, for example, a theory says "If I do a little dance and then pull the trigger, the bullet will fire." while an experiment shows "If I pull the trigger, the bullet will fire." We can use Occam's Razor to cut away the theory and we can pretty confidently say that dancing had almost nothing to do with the bullet firing. (Unless he was breakdancing--then he needs to be shot.)

    This approach makes two different changes: for one thing, by the end, I stopped talking about being "right" and changed it to "useful", partially because simplicity makes things easier to use and partially because two competing models may be equally accurate. For example, while we like Galileo's model nowadays, Tycho Brahe accepted that the planets circled the sun, but he also held that the sun circled the earth. From a certain perspective, they both were "right" but the math involved with Brahe's model was much more complex. Galileo won out because it's just easier to think his way; but the reality is that it's equally valid to compute from the perspective of a still earth with a circling sun. Still, in the Brahe vs. Galileo fight, we used Occam's Razor to cut off those brancehs of Brahe's more complex theory that the earth didn't behave as a planet. (As an aside, at the time there were good reasons to prefer Brahe back then. For one, the problem of parallax. Also, if you drop something from a moving platform like a ship it falls directly down while the ship moves forward but if the platform of the earth moves around the sun then items dropped should similarly drop away from us but this doesn't happen--Galileo's response to these problems were never satisfactory to many of the best scholars of his day).

    However, the second change in my formulation is to stengthen the cutting power of the razor almost purely on logical grounds alone. It is in vain to use more when less will do. It becomes a deductive tool rather than a rule of thumb and I can guarantee you that the cuts I make with my razor are never wrong while the cuts made with the "simplicity is best" razor might cut out science and leave only God given the right butcher.

  87. OT by zobier · · Score: 1
    How did you get so many nested
    s to work?
    I've tried it before but it borked after about 4 or 5, I checked that the HTML was OK.
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    1. Re:OT by cain · · Score: 1

      <blockquote> did bork after 4 or 5 levels. I switched to <quote> and that did the trick.

  88. IPE's by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Experiments show that a car moves without an invisable pink elephant. Occam's razor says dump the elephant, even though IPE's may move cars, IPE's are not required to move any car known to science.

    Occam's razor chooses the simplest explanation between competing theories that give identical results, it does not gaurentee the chosen theory is the simplest explanation possible.

    BTW The definition of "simple" is the opposite of complex, AFAIK complexity can be measured in complex ways.

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    1. Re:IPE's by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      However, if you did not look under the car's hood, that is, you had no other experimental data than the fact that the car moves, how would you decide between gas engines and IPEs? You might formulate competing theories, one describing a gas engine, and how it works, and one describing an IPE, and how it works. Both theories predict that the car moves. Which is simpler? Is a description of the workings of a gas engine and how it moves a car simpler than a description of an IPE and how it moves a car? It all depends one precisely what you mean by simple.

      One might think "well, I've seen lots of animals, and they run around and push stuff just like I do. Seems very simple. This gas engine thing on the other hand, it is extremely complex. It seems not simple at all to me.", or one might think "well, gas engines are well understood. The internal combustion engine has been completely understood for many decades. OTOH, biology is really only just beginning to be truly well understood in terms of how it actually works, and what makes the muscles contract and all that. Not to mention that the elephant has a brain, and we don't really understand brains well at all."

      So, unless you nail down a precise definition of "simple" (and "the opposite of complex" is not precise at all unless you have nailed down a precise definition of "complex" and "opposite" ("opposite" may be obvious once "complex" has been defined, but it also might not.)), Occam's Razor merely becomes a whore to support whichever conclusion you like best.

      Of course there are plenty of ways to measure complexity, as noted in your linked page. Which one of them will you choose? Might it be (horror of horrors!) that in many situations there is at least one complexity measure which would wind up supporting each competing theory? Probably not in all situations. But in many situations I suspect this will be the case. Furthermore, in the situation I have described, IPE vs gas engine, do any of the complexity measures even apply? The complexity measures described in your linked page are very formally described things, which supports my claim that a meaningful use of Occam's Razor really requires a formalism.

      It is quite easy to say "even though IPEs may move cars, IPEs are not required to move any car known to science", but then again, neither are gas engines. Take any gas powered car. It can be moved without using the gas engine. It can be towed, or pushed, or allowed to roll down a hill. So, "even though gas engines may move cars, gas engines are not required to move any car known to science" is really just as good of an argument. This is simply logic. So, then, according to your reasoning, Occam's Razor should require that we dump the gas engine as well! This is ridiculous, and demonstrates that you have not made a particularly sound argument here.

      Of course, if our two competing theories were "cars are caused to move by gas engines" and "cars are caused to move by gas engines and IPEs", and the first theory were sufficient to explain the motion of cars, then it is clear that nearly any reasonable definition of "simple" would lead to discarding the IPE. However, those were not the two theories I described at all. And, even in this case, I strongly suspect that there are definitions of "simple" which would choose the second theory over the first.

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    2. Re:IPE's by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The "opposite to complex" remark was tounge in cheek. You are free to disect the word simple and conclude Ocamm's razor is a whore, but most people recognise simplicity when they see it, just as most people recognise great art when they see it.

      Simplicity is about form and function, it is an "art", and it's an art well worth learning.

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  89. String Theory's Ed witten Calls it Off by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    THE PHYSICS TIMES
    Princeton, NJ

    Ed Witten was seen reading Woit's THE NOT EVEN WRONG while simultaneuosly walking down Nassau Street in an inertial frame, followed by his 137 postdocs, who were chanting in unison, as measured by a stationy observer standing outside of PJ's Pancakes.

    Some towards the front of the line started crying first (in the lab frame), as they realized it was the end of a free ride for blind obedience, and that for health benefits, trips to exotic conferences, and summers off, they were going to have to start thinking on their own.

    The news spread far and wide. Up in Cambridge Lubos Motl changed his snarky one star amazon review for NEW to a laudatory five star review, so as to secure future NSF funding. And Michio Kaku added Woit as a friend on his myspace page, after a call from his media team.

    "I've seen darker days than this," Brian Greene smiled, recalling the bar scene with the hot chick in his PBS mini-series. "I already got my two string theory coffee table books out and am set. I know that I have secured the Nobel--in literature."

    Witten said, "It is time to make peace. The most important thing that we ST, LQGers, and Not Even Wrongers must do is continue to oppose physical theories, which unify disparate physical phenomena in the same physical framework. Otherwise mathematical masturbation will fall out of favor, and we will have to join the proletariat in working for a living and taking what they're giving."

    I wish Woit would have talked more about his views on the future of physics. For it is not enough to criticize, and I would hate to see the future of physics dominated by those untying the knots of String Theory.

    ST hath failed. Utterly and completely. It could not have failed more with twice as much NSF fundining.

    String Theory was the only game in town, and now there are two--ST & deconstructing ST.

    But there is another that actually unifies QM & SR & GR with a physical model: MDT--it's physics!

    Moving Dimensions Theory is in complete agreement with all experimental tests and phenomena associated with special and general relativity. MDT is in complete agreement with all physical phenomena as predicted by quantum mechanics and demonstrated in extensive experiments. The genius and novelty of MDT is that it presents a common physical model which shows that phenomena from both relativity and quantum mechanics derive from the same fundamental physical reality.

    Nowhere does String Theory nor Loop Quantum Gravity account for quantum entanglement nor relativistic time dilation. MDT shows these derive from the same underlying physical reality. Nowhere does ST nor LQG account for wave-particle duality nor relativistic length contraction. MDT shows these derive from the same underlying physical reality. Nowhere does ST nor LQG account for the constant speed of light, nor the independence of the speed of light on the velocity of the source, nor entropy, nor time's arrow. MDT shows these derive from the same underlying physical reality. Nowhere does String Theory nor Loop Quantum Gravity resolve the paradox of Godel's Block Universe which troubled Eisntein. MDT resolves this paradox.

    Simply put, MDT replaces the contemporary none-theories with a physical theory, complete with a simple postulate that unifies formerly disparate phenomena within a simple context.

    THE GENERAL POSTULATE
    OF DYNAMIC DIMENSIONS THEORY
    The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions.

    If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
    -Albert Einstein

    But after thirty years of the absurdity of String Theory, millions of dollars from the NSF, and billions of complementary dollars from tax and tuition and endowments spent on killing physics and indie physicists, perhaps it's time for something that makes sense-for a physical theory that actually accounts for a deeper reality from which both Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, from wh

    1. Re:String Theory's Ed witten Calls it Off by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 0

      Tied Up & Strung Out: Hollywood String Theory Movie!!! Looking For Extras!!!
      http://physicsmathforums.com/showthread.php?t=56

      FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
      http://revver.com/video/48391/ (WATCH IT!)

      ALL TIED UP & STRUNG ALONG, a movie about String Theorists and their expansive theories which extend human ignorance, pomposity, and frailty into higher dimensions, is set to start filming this fall. Jessica Alba, John Cleese, Eugene Levie, Jackie Chan, and David Duchovney of X-files fame have all signed on to the $700 million Hollywood project, which is still cheaper than String Theory itself, and will likely displace less physicists from the academy.

      "As contemporary physics is about money, hype, mythology, and chicks," Ed Witten explained from his offices at the Princeton Institute for Advanced Study, "The next logical step was Hollywood, although I thought Burt Reynolds should play me instead of Eugene Levy."

      Brian Greene, the famous String Theorist who will be played by David "the truth is out there" Duchovney, explained the plot: "String theory's muddled, contorted theories that lack postulates, laws, and experimentally-verified equations have Einstein spinning so fast in his grave that it creates a black hole. In order to save the world, we String Theorists have to stop reformulating String Theory faster than the speed of light. We are called upon to stop violating the conservation of energy by mining higher dimensions to publish more BS than can accounted for with the Big Bang alone, and I win the Nobel prize for showing that M-Theory is in fact the dark matter it has been searching for."

      Greene continues: "At first my character is reluctant to stop theorizing and start postulating, but when my love interest Jessica Alba is sucked into the black hole, I search my soul and find Paul Davies there, played by John Cleese. I ask him what he's doing in my soul, and he explains that the answer is contained in the mind of God, which only he is privy too, but for a small fee, some tax and tuition dollars, a couple grants here and there, and an all-expense-paid book tour with stops in Zurich and Honolulu, he can let me in on it. And he shows me God in all her greater glory, as he points out that we can make more money in Hollywood than writing coffee-table books that recycle Einstein, Bohr, Dirac, Feynman, and Wheeler. I am quickly converted, and I agree to turn my back on String Theory's hoax and save Jessica Alba."

      But it's not that easy, as standing in Greene's way is Michio "king of pop-theory-hipster-irony-the-theory-of-everything- or-anything-made-
      you-read-this" Kaku, played by Jackie Chan. Kaku beats the crap out of Greene for alomst blowing the "ironic" pretense his salary, benefits, and all-expense paid trips depend on. "WE MUST HOLD BACK THE YOUNG SCIENTISTS WITH OUR NON-THEORIES!! WE MUST FILL THE ACADEMY WITH THE POMO DARK MATTER THAT IS STRING THEORY TO KEEP OUR UNIVERSE FROM FLYING APART, OUR PYRAMID SCHEMES FROM TOPPLING, AND OUR PERPETUAL-MOTION NSF MONEY MACHINE FROM STOPPING!!" Kaku argues as he delivers a flying back-kick, "There can be ony ONE! I WILL be String Theory's GODFATHER as referenced on my web page!! I have better hair!"

      But Greene fights back as he signs his seventeenth book deal to make the hand-waving incoherence of String Theory accessible to the South Park generation, senior citizens, and starving chirldren around the world. "Kaku! Kaku! (pronounced Ka-Kaw! Ka-Kaw! like Owen Wilson did in Bottle Rocket)," Greene shouts. "It is theoretically impossible to build a coffee tables strong enough to support any more coffee-table physics books!!!"

      "Time travel is also theoretically impossible, but there's a helluva lot more money for us in flushing physics down a wormhole. Nobody knows what the #&#%&$ M stands for in M theory ya hand-waving, TV-hogging crank!!! Get it?? Ha Ha Ha! We're laughing at the pu

  90. String Theory Movie Starring Ed Witten by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 0

    Tied Up & Strung Out: Hollywood String Theory Movie!!! Looking For Extras!!!
    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

    ALL TIED UP & STRUNG ALONG, a movie about String Theorists and their expansive theories which extend human ignorance, pomposity, and frailty into higher dimensions, is set to start filming this fall. Jessica Alba, John Cleese, Eugene Levie, Jackie Chan, and David Duchovney of X-files fame have all signed on to the $700 million Hollywood project, which is still cheaper than String Theory itself, and will likely displace less physicists from the academy.

    "As contemporary physics is about money, hype, mythology, and chicks," Ed Witten explained from his offices at the Princeton Institute for Advanced Study, "The next logical step was Hollywood, although I thought Burt Reynolds should play me instead of Eugene Levy."

    Brian Greene, the famous String Theorist who will be played by David "the truth is out there" Duchovney, explained the plot: "String theory's muddled, contorted theories that lack postulates, laws, and experimentally-verified equations have Einstein spinning so fast in his grave that it creates a black hole. In order to save the world, we String Theorists have to stop reformulating String Theory faster than the speed of light. We are called upon to stop violating the conservation of energy by mining higher dimensions to publish more BS than can accounted for with the Big Bang alone, and I win the Nobel prize for showing that M-Theory is in fact the dark matter it has been searching for."

    Greene continues: "At first my character is reluctant to stop theorizing and start postulating, but when my love interest Jessica Alba is sucked into the black hole, I search my soul and find Paul Davies there, played by John Cleese. I ask him what he's doing in my soul, and he explains that the answer is contained in the mind of God, which only he is privy too, but for a small fee, some tax and tuition dollars, a couple grants here and there, and an all-expense-paid book tour with stops in Zurich and Honolulu, he can let me in on it. And he shows me God in all her greater glory, as he points out that we can make more money in Hollywood than writing coffee-table books that recycle Einstein, Bohr, Dirac, Feynman, and Wheeler. I am quickly converted, and I agree to turn my back on String Theory's hoax and save Jessica Alba."

    But it's not that easy, as standing in Greene's way is Michio "king of pop-theory-hipster-irony-the-theory-of-everything- or-anything-made-
    you-read-this" Kaku, played by Jackie Chan. Kaku beats the crap out of Greene for alomst blowing the "ironic" pretense his salary, benefits, and all-expense paid trips depend on. "WE MUST HOLD BACK THE YOUNG SCIENTISTS WITH OUR NON-THEORIES!! WE MUST FILL THE ACADEMY WITH THE POMO DARK MATTER THAT IS STRING THEORY TO KEEP OUR UNIVERSE FROM FLYING APART, OUR PYRAMID SCHEMES FROM TOPPLING, AND OUR PERPETUAL-MOTION NSF MONEY MACHINE FROM STOPPING!!" Kaku argues as he delivers a flying back-kick, "There can be ony ONE! I WILL be String Theory's GODFATHER as referenced on my web page!! I have better hair!"

    But Greene fights back as he signs his seventeenth book deal to make the hand-waving incoherence of String Theory accessible to the South Park generation, senior citizens, and starving chirldren around the world. "Kaku! Kaku! (pronounced Ka-Kaw! Ka-Kaw! like Owen Wilson did in Bottle Rocket)," Greene shouts. "It is theoretically impossible to build a coffee tables strong enough to support any more coffee-table physics books!!!"

    "Time travel is also theoretically impossible, but there's a helluva lot more money for us in flushing physics down a wormhole. Nobody knows what the #&#%&$ M stands for in M theory ya hand-waving, TV-hogging crank!!! Get it?? Ha Ha Ha! We're laughing at the public! We're the insider pomo hipsters! Get with the gangsta-wanksta-pranksta CRANKSTER bling-bling program!!"

    How does it all end? Does physics go bankrupt funding theories that have expanded our ignoran

  91. Is it just me... by KClaisse · · Score: 0

    or is the article a little harsh? Yes the particle accelerator is bigger, but in no way does that set the highest achievable accuracy for detecting particles. There are still many more technologies to come that will make the current standard obsolete. Maybe it's the next generation of accelerators that will be able to detect the W bosons. So how is this step in the technological chain going to make or break sting theory? The article didn't say why this accelerator would be able to detect the W bosons, only that it is "bigger".

  92. String Theory's Textbooks Call it Postmodern Hoax! by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 0

    String Theory is a Postmodern Joke!!!!!!!! Even its textbooks say so!!!

    Moving Dimensions Theory is the new paradigm!!

    Rock out at http://physicsmathforums.com/ !!

    "The great irony of string theory, however, is that the theory itself is not unified. To someone learning the theory for the first time, it is often a frustrating collection of folklore, rules of thumb, and intuition. (IN OTHER WORDS IT IS NOT PHYSICS!!!) At times, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for many of the conventions of the model. For a theory that makes the claim of providing a unifying framework for all physical laws, it is the supreme irony that the theory itself appears so disunited!!"
    Chapter 1. Path Integrals and Point Particles: Why Strings?
    "Introduction to Superstrings and M-Theory," page 5. -Michio Kaku

    "If Einstein were alive today, he would be horrified at this state of affairs. He would upbraid the profession for allowing this mess to develop and fly into a blind rage over the transformation of his beautiful creations into ideologies and the resulting proliferation of logical inconsistencies. Einstein was an artist and a scholar but above all he was a revolutionary. His approach to physics might be summarized as hypothesizing minimally. Never arguing with experiment, demanding total logical consistency, and mistrusting unsubstantiated beliefs. The unsubstantial belief of his day was ether, or more precisely the naïve version of ether that preceded relativity. The unsubstantiated belief of our day is relativity itself. It would be perfectly in character for him to reexamine the facts, toss them over in his mind, and conclude that his beloved principle of relativity was not fundamental at all but emergent--a collective property of the matter constituting space-time that becomes increasingly exact at long length scales but fails at short ones. This is a different idea from his original one but something fully compatible with it logically, and even more exciting and potentially important. It would mean that the fabric of space-time was not simply the stage on which life played out but an organizational phenomenon, and that there might be something beyond." -A Different Universe, Reinventing Physics From The Bottom Down, Robert B. Laughlin, Winner of the Nobel Prize in physics for his work on the fractional quantum Hall effect.

    "[String Theory] has no practical utility, however, other than to sustain the myth of the ultimate theory. There is no experimental evidence for the existence of strings in nature, nor does the special mathematics of string theory enable known experimental behavior to be calculated or predicted more easily. Moreover, the complex spectroscopic properties of space accessible with today's mighty accelerators are accountable in only as "low-energy phenomenology"--a pejorative term for transcendent emergent properties of matter impossible to calculate from first principles. String theory is, in fact, a textbook case of Deceitful Turkey, a beautiful set of ideas that will always remain just barely out of reach. Far from a wonderful technological hope for a greater tomorrow, it is instead the tragic consequence of an obsolete belief system--in which emergence plays no role and dark law does not exist."
    -A Different Universe, Reinventing Physics From The Bottom Down, Robert B. Laughlin, Winner of the Nobel Prize in physics for his work on the fractional quantum Hall effect.

    The master antitheory of the age is the idea that there is no fundamental thing left to discover, so that the world we inhabit is simply a swarm of detail that belongs to no one and thus can be legitimately handled by business tactics--resource management, competitive advertising, survival of the fittest, and so forth. A corollary is that there is no absolute truth, but only products, like shirts or hamburgers, that one throws away when their usefulness is exhausted. Antitheories are dangerous ideologies not only because they impede inquiry but because they

  93. STRING THEORY MOVIE WITH ED WITTEN!!! by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 0

    Tied Up & Strung Out: Hollywood String Theory Movie!!! Looking For Extras!!!
    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
    http://revver.com/video/48391/ (WATCH IT!)

    ALL TIED UP & STRUNG ALONG, a movie about String Theorists and their expansive theories which extend human ignorance, pomposity, and frailty into higher dimensions, is set to start filming this fall. Jessica Alba, John Cleese, Eugene Levie, Jackie Chan, and David Duchovney of X-files fame have all signed on to the $700 million Hollywood project, which is still cheaper than String Theory itself, and will likely displace less physicists from the academy.

    "As contemporary physics is about money, hype, mythology, and chicks," Ed Witten explained from his offices at the Princeton Institute for Advanced Study, "The next logical step was Hollywood, although I thought Burt Reynolds should play me instead of Eugene Levy."

    Brian Greene, the famous String Theorist who will be played by David "the truth is out there" Duchovney, explained the plot: "String theory's muddled, contorted theories that lack postulates, laws, and experimentally-verified equations have Einstein spinning so fast in his grave that it creates a black hole. In order to save the world, we String Theorists have to stop reformulating String Theory faster than the speed of light. We are called upon to stop violating the conservation of energy by mining higher dimensions to publish more BS than can accounted for with the Big Bang alone, and I win the Nobel prize for showing that M-Theory is in fact the dark matter it has been searching for."

    Greene continues: "At first my character is reluctant to stop theorizing and start postulating, but when my love interest Jessica Alba is sucked into the black hole, I search my soul and find Paul Davies there, played by John Cleese. I ask him what he's doing in my soul, and he explains that the answer is contained in the mind of God, which only he is privy too, but for a small fee, some tax and tuition dollars, a couple grants here and there, and an all-expense-paid book tour with stops in Zurich and Honolulu, he can let me in on it. And he shows me God in all her greater glory, as he points out that we can make more money in Hollywood than writing coffee-table books that recycle Einstein, Bohr, Dirac, Feynman, and Wheeler. I am quickly converted, and I agree to turn my back on String Theory's hoax and save Jessica Alba."

    But it's not that easy, as standing in Greene's way is Michio "king of pop-theory-hipster-irony-the-theory-of-everything- or-anything-made-
    you-read-this" Kaku, played by Jackie Chan. Kaku beats the crap out of Greene for alomst blowing the "ironic" pretense his salary, benefits, and all-expense paid trips depend on. "WE MUST HOLD BACK THE YOUNG SCIENTISTS WITH OUR NON-THEORIES!! WE MUST FILL THE ACADEMY WITH THE POMO DARK MATTER THAT IS STRING THEORY TO KEEP OUR UNIVERSE FROM FLYING APART, OUR PYRAMID SCHEMES FROM TOPPLING, AND OUR PERPETUAL-MOTION NSF MONEY MACHINE FROM STOPPING!!" Kaku argues as he delivers a flying back-kick, "There can be ony ONE! I WILL be String Theory's GODFATHER as referenced on my web page!! I have better hair!"

    But Greene fights back as he signs his seventeenth book deal to make the hand-waving incoherence of String Theory accessible to the South Park generation, senior citizens, and starving chirldren around the world. "Kaku! Kaku! (pronounced Ka-Kaw! Ka-Kaw! like Owen Wilson did in Bottle Rocket)," Greene shouts. "It is theoretically impossible to build a coffee tables strong enough to support any more coffee-table physics books!!!"

    "Time travel is also theoretically impossible, but there's a helluva lot more money for us in flushing physics down a wormhole. Nobody knows what the #&#%&$ M stands for in M theory ya hand-waving, TV-hogging crank!!! Get it?? Ha Ha Ha! We're laughing at the public! We're the insider pomo hipsters! Get with the gangsta-wanksta-pranksta CRANKSTER bling-bling program!!"

    Ho

  94. It's only a model by owndao · · Score: 1

    Who cares how many dimensions? who says that Occam's selection is valid? Science and, yes, physics is only the practice of coming up with working models of what we can observe. If you want to worry about something, try and prove that "natural laws" are time-invariant. Might they even be discontinuous? What about Gödel's incompleteness theorem? Is mathematics even a valid means of modeling "Reality?" Hmmm...

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    Be as you would have the world become.
  95. Favorite Dimension? by crhylove · · Score: 2, Funny

    WHAT is your favorite DIMENSION?!?!

    "10... no, wait 11!.... AUUUUGGGGHHH"

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  96. Re:Why not use ten dimensions but make them bigger by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Cripes, better make sure they don't use Dobly.

    You don't do high energy physics in Dobly do you.

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  97. Re:Flipping Philosophies? Ed Witten Deserts String by 22RealMcCoy · · Score: 0

    Ed Witten Seen Reading Lee Smolin's "The Trouble With Physics": NSF Quadruples LQG's Funding, Slashes ST's Funding, and Every University Gets Three LQG Theorists To Talk Amongst Themselves & Give One Another Tenure!

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    THE PHYSICS TIMES
    Princeton, NJ

    Ed Witten was seen reading Lee Smolin's THE TORUBLE WITH PHYSICS while simultaneuosly walking down Nassau Street in an inertial frame, followed by his 137 postdocs, who were chanting in unison.

    Some towards the front of the line started crying first, as they realized it was the end of a free ride for blind obedience, and that for health benefits and summers off, they were going to have to hurt themselves by thinking on their own.

    The news spread far and wide. Up in Cambridge Lubos Motl changed his snarky two star amazon review for THE TROUBLE WITH PHYSICS to a laudatory five star review, so as to secure future NSF funding. And Michio Kaku added Smolin as a friend at his myspace page, after a call from his media team.

    "I've seen darker days than this," Brian Greene smiled. "I already got my two string theory coffee table books out and am set. I know that I have secured the Nobel--in literature."

    Witten said, "It is time to make peace. The most important thing that we ST, LQGers, and Not Even Wrongers must do is continue to oppose physical theories, which unify disparate physical phenomena in the same physical framework. Otherwise mathematical masturbation will fall out of favor, and we will have to join the proletariat in working for a living and taking what they're giving."

    I wish Woit would have talked more about his views on the future of physics.

    String Theory was the only game in town, and now there are two--ST & deconstructing ST.

    But there is another that actually unifies QM & SR & GR with a physical model: MDT--it's physics!

    Moving Dimensions Theory is in complete agreement with all experimental tests and phenomena associated with special and general relativity. MDT is in complete agreement with all physical phenomena as predicted by quantum mechanics and demonstrated in extensive experiments. The genius and novelty of MDT is that it presents a common physical model which shows that phenomena from both relativity and quantum mechanics derive from the same fundamental physical reality.

    Nowhere does String Theory nor Loop Quantum Gravity account for quantum entanglement nor relativistic time dilation. MDT shows these derive from the same underlying physical reality. Nowhere does ST nor LQG account for wave-particle duality nor relativistic length contraction. MDT shows these derive from the same underlying physical reality. Nowhere does ST nor LQG account for the constant speed of light, nor the independence of the speed of light on the velocity of the source, nor entropy, nor time's arrow. MDT shows these derive from the same underlying physical reality. Nowhere does String Theory nor Loop Quantum Gravity resolve the paradox of Godel's Block Universe which troubled Eisntein. MDT resolves this paradox.

    Simply put, MDT replaces the contemporary none-theories with a physical theory, complete with a simple postulate that unifies formerly disparate phenomena within a simple context.

    THE GENERAL POSTULATE
    OF DYNAMIC DIMENSIONS THEORY
    The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions.

    If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
    -Albert Einstein

    But after thirty years of the absurdity of String Theory, millions of dollars from the NSF, and billions of complementary dollars from tax and tuition and endowments spent on killing physics and indie physicists, perhaps it's time for something that makes sense-for a physical theory that actually accounts for a deeper reality from which both Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, from which time, entanglement, gravity, entropy, interference, the constant speed of light, relativistic time dilation, length contraction, and the equivalence of ma

  98. Living strings by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1

    As with its hose, cable, shoelace and little daughter's hair relatives, they are a form of life, sentient enough to tangle when you need them straight.

  99. Re:Flipping Philosophies? Ed Witten Deserts String by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, it's Ether Gauge Theory meets Time Cube! *applause*

  100. Theory by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    It seems like the big problem with string theory is more that it's too far out ahead of experimntal physics. By contrast, when the standard model surged ahead of experimental physics, it provided clear avenues for new experiments to make up the gap. String theory is too far ahead for those experiments to be apparent. It's like we need some model that fits in-between, providing a program of experiments and testable predictions that will allow improved models, new instruments, and more new experiments.

    String theory may turn out to be crap, or it may turn out to be prescient. But until experimental physics makes a few more strides forwards, trying to say one way or the other seems to be fruitless. Of course, it's worth continuing with string theory, if only for the advances it has brought in mathematics and for the lessons it may teach us about what a unified field theory has to be. Every unified field theory that fails teaches us one more way to not construct a theory. And were string theory to fail, I think physicists would probably be able to glean a great deal of insight from how it failed.

    1. Re:Theory by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It seems like the big problem with string theory is more that it's too far out ahead of experimntal physics. By contrast, when the standard model surged ahead of experimental physics, it provided clear avenues for new experiments to make up the gap. String theory is too far ahead for those experiments to be apparent. It's like we need some model that fits in-between, providing a program of experiments and testable predictions that will allow improved models, new instruments, and more new experiments. That's right. That's why string phenomenology has been getting more attention again. See, e.g., the Randall-Sundrum braneworld proposal to solve the hierarchy problem, the AdS/QCD program, and so on. But in general, string theory has difficulty in motivating models originate from experimentally motivated problems (as opposed to models motivated purely by their testability).