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Dance Copyright Enforced by DMCA

goombah99 writes "The "creator" of the Dance move known as the electric slide has filed a DMCA based takedown notice for videos he deems to infringe and because they show "bad dancing". He is also seeking compensation from the use of the dance move at a wedding celebration shown on the Ellen Degeneres Show. Next up, the Funky Chicken, the moonwalk, and the Hustle? More seriously, does the DMCA have any limit on its scope?"

402 comments

  1. This guys is lucky. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Richard Silver is lucky that noone's managed to copyright crap web pages. His page (with animated email gif & quicktime plugin required) does not leave a font, colour, alignment, highlighting, style or indentation untouched.

    My eyeballs feel.... violated.

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    1. Re:This guys is lucky. by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I don't want future generations having to learn it wrong and then relearn it as I am being faced with now because of certain sites and (people) that have been teaching it incorrectly and without my permission."

      I'll just file that under "taking yourself waaaay to seriously."

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    2. Re:This guys is lucky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I'll just file that under "taking yourself waaaay to seriously."

      Of course he does. He lives for the dance.

    3. Re:This guys is lucky. by bmo · · Score: 2, Funny

      "My eyeballs feel.... violated."

      I say we sue him.

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    4. Re:This guys is lucky. by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We can submit his site as a violation of copyright. Unless he can prove that he's got the rights to use Spiderman's image.....and is that Voltron, too? I'm not sure who the other two are supposed to be.

      http://the-electricslidedance.com/sitebuilderconte nt/sitebuilderpictures/dancers.gif

      Layne

    5. Re:This guys is lucky. by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Richard Silver is lucky that noone's managed to copyright crap web pages. His page (with animated email gif & quicktime plugin required) does not leave a font, colour, alignment, highlighting, style or indentation untouched.

      Don't be so critical... it clearly had to do the hustle to get the page up.

      DMCA take down notice in 3, 2...

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    6. Re:This guys is lucky. by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, if they aren't doing the Electric Slide correctly, maybe they aren't violating his rights. Maybe they are doing some *OTHER* dance that isn't copyrighted......and doing it right.

      So there.

      Layne

    7. Re:This guys is lucky. by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

      You sound like Vanilla Ice defending the difference between the beat to his song "Ice Ice Baby" and Queen's "Under Pressure"

      /For those who don't know, the difference is something like one note in the bassline

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    8. Re:This guys is lucky. by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1

      That's Mazinger Z, actually.

    9. Re:This guys is lucky. by Jordan+Catalano · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure who the other two are supposed to be."

      Mr. Clean and Nancy Kerrigan, obviously.

    10. Re:This guys is lucky. by Hamoohead · · Score: 1

      As do my ears. C'mon Richard, where's the stop button? Oh, I see it. The big red "X" in the upper right.

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    11. Re:This guys is lucky. by joto · · Score: 1

      There's a difference? I thought he had just sampled the opening of the song. Well, you learn something every day...

    12. Re:This guys is lucky. by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yeah, but in this case:

      Richard Silver, who filed the copyright for the Electric Slide in 2004 [...] "I realize that this incorrect version of my choreography has been around for some 27 years," Silver wrote
      Is there not some redress to the public in the case of an author asserting (C) so long after creating (and obviously publishing) a work?
      -nB
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    13. Re:This guys is lucky. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

      You missed the extensive discussions of

      DO DO DO Dah-DAH Do-Do

      vs.

      DO DO DO DAH Do-Do.

      I kid you not.

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    14. Re:This guys is lucky. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Nancy Kerrigan!

      LOL doesn't cover that!

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    15. Re:This guys is lucky. by F-3582 · · Score: 0

      Richard Silver is lucky that noone's managed to copyright crap web pages.
      I thought someone actually did.
    16. Re:This guys is lucky. by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

      I am sort of ashamed to admit it but I clicked on the YouTube links and got the message "The owner of this video does not allow video embedding. Please watch this video on YouTube.com"

      Now what was that about copyright and permission again?

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    17. Re:This guys is lucky. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Just as well, since he clearly has very little else to live for.

      What a cunt...

    18. Re:This guys is lucky. by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I was half expecting he was going to tell us that we have been educated stupid

    19. Re:This guys is lucky. by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other news, Darl McBride has been studying footage of Linus Torvalds, other notable Linux developers and senior executives of IBM, Novell and other major corporates after noticing that their gait when walking shows a definite delay of several tens of milliseconds in the uplift of the left foot upon taking a normal walking stride.

      Darl Explained that as part of his 'Image for SCO' policy, instigated in late 2002, he sent all his senior executives on a special course to teach them how to 'enter a room with purpose and drive', and they were taught to modify their walking pattern in a way that exaggerated their 'business swagger' when entering a room.

      This so-called 'Darl McStride' was apparently developed by a team of leading psychologists and physiotherapists at a cost of several thousand dollars and, says Mr Mcbride, is the intellectual property of SCO.

      "We are not totally insensitive to the accidental use of our intellectual property by those involved in road accidents, recovering from surgery or having naturally-occurring limb deformities that cause them to imitate our Business Swagger, but I take exception to profit-making organisations using it for their own gain when entering a room, and if they wish to do so they should licence the concept on a commercial basis". It has been rumoured that Rowan Atkinson, the comic actor behind such characters as the bumbling "Mr Bean" is already engaged in licensing discussions with SCO. John Cleese was unavailable for comment.

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    20. Re:This guys is lucky. by shotgunsaint · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I believe it was the last high hat in the sample in question... "Dum dumdumdum dudu dum dum TING" Just goes to show you he doesn't know the difference between a cymbal and a bass guitar. Go ahead, mod me offtopic. You got this far into the discussion, didn't you?

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    21. Re:This guys is lucky. by dosius · · Score: 1

      Not that you couldn't just drop in Neil Young's "Rockin' in the Free World" in place of "Under Pressure" and it wouldn't still work. (Done it)

      -uso.

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    22. Re:This guys is lucky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To top it all off, he even has the copyright notice displayed at the bottom of the page. This is one of the most obvious cases of pot-calling-kettle-black that I've seen in a LONG time.

    23. Re:This guys is lucky. by LaminatorX · · Score: 1
      OOOOhhhh...

      I smell a mashup!

    24. Re:This guys is lucky. by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Then, in related news, McDonalds corp announced a lawsuit against SCO claiming rights to this 'Darl McStride' due to infringement on their "Mc" naming convention. Federal Court judge Mayor McCheese ruled in favor of McDonalds corp handing over all of the assets of SCO to McDonalds.

      In an odd twist, this now forces the Big Mac to become open source where it is revealed that the special sauce is really not so special - it's 1,000 Island dressing.

      Layne

    25. Re:This guys is lucky. by cloak42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nope. In Queen's song, the bass line is completely contained within the first three beats of the measure ("dum dum dum da-da dum dum" etc... It's hard to write that out without notation) whereas with Ice Ice Baby, there's an extra bass note as a pickup to the measure on the second half of the fourth beat.

      I need to go to bed now as I've expended my geek quota for the day.

    26. Re:This guys is lucky. by glock22ownr · · Score: 1

      Also take a look at the imbeded video. It no longer functions since he attacked Youtube... you get a message telling you the owner does not allow embeded video. Where are these whackjobs coming from? Go back in your holes people! Leave my internet alone!

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    27. Re:This guys is lucky. by Shabbs · · Score: 1

      The only thing missing is the BLINK tag.

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    28. Re:This guys is lucky. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Well, if you disgree with his standpoint, feel free to sign his guestbook here.....

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    29. Re:This guys is lucky. by deep_creek · · Score: 1

      my eyes and ears have been violated!

    30. Re:This guys is lucky. by Illserve · · Score: 1

      Or Tranzor Z as many of us know him/it.

    31. Re:This guys is lucky. by tomservo84 · · Score: 1

      I specifically remember seeing Vanilla Ice on MTV News talking about this specific thing.

      He said (something to the effect of):

      "No...it's not the same thing...their song goes DO DO DO DAH Do-Do...and mine goes DO DO DO Dah-DAH Do-Do...it's COMPLETELY different, man."

      Yeah...completely different.

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    32. Re:This guys is lucky. by tomservo84 · · Score: 1

      Yeah...you're right...my post above is wrong.

      It's like "dum dum dum da-da dum dum, da-dum dum dum da-da dum dum" in Ice Ice Baby and just "dum dum dum da-da dum dum" repeated over and over in Under Pressure.

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    33. Re:This guys is lucky. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      The two chords that follow this in Under Pressure are better, too...

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    34. Re:This guys is lucky. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds to me like Silver could use a good ass beating. Maybe it would knock some humility into him.

    35. Re:This guys is lucky. by orim · · Score: 1

      For those of us musically challenged, how does that translate into da's and the dum's, please?

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    36. Re:This guys is lucky. by livewire98801 · · Score: 1

      Great, now I have the damn thing stuck in my head without even HEARING it :-/

      You're fired.

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    37. Re:This guys is lucky. by cloak42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It looks something like this. If each beat is delineated by vertical lines (for our purposes, a pipe: | ), each half-beat is a "dum" and each quarter beat is a "da", rests are dictated by underscores and in between each bar is a double |, then it would look like this:

      Under Pressure:
      |dum dum|dum da-da|dum dum|____||dum dum|dum da-da|dum dum|____||

      Ice Ice Baby:
      |dum dum|dum da-da|dum dum|__dum||dum dum dum da-da|dum dum|__dum||

      That's the best way I can really break it down for non-musical types. :)

    38. Re:This guys is lucky. by willCode4Beer.com · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking "finally, an appropriate use of the DMCA" (killing the electric slide).

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    39. Re:This guys is lucky. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I specifically remember seeing Vanilla Ice on MTV News talking about this specific thing.

      Did you rinse your eyeballs out with acid upon discovering this horrific spectacle?

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  2. From now on... by pete6677 · · Score: 3, Funny

    No more copyrighted music at weddings without a license. I'm sure somebody owns the copyright on "Here comes the Bride". You can license it for your wedding at the low low price of $1995.

    1. Re:From now on... by prichardson · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm sure somebody owns the copyright on "Here comes the Bride". That would be Richard Wagner. He's dead. He's been dead for 124 years. The copyright on that expired a very long time ago, if it ever was copyrighted in the first place.

      That's supposed to sound funny, by the way...
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    2. Re:From now on... by omeomi · · Score: 4, Informative

      The "Happy Birthday to You" song, however, is still under copyright...

      http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/birthday.asp

    3. Re:From now on... by Workaphobia · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not the tune, just the lyrics. That's why Futurama sang a different variant in the episode with Nibbler's Birthday.

      One of these days, I may very well be able to post on slashdot without citing Futurama. That day is not today.

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    4. Re:From now on... by prichardson · · Score: 1

      What has that got to do with anything? That song blows anyway. Perhaps I should write a new Happy Birthday.

      It is funny to see that stepped around on new TV shows.

      "Oh for he's a jolly-good fellow, for he's a jolly-good fellow..."

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    5. Re:From now on... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      One of these days, I may very well be able to post on slashdot without citing Futurama without being sued. That day is not today.

      Corrected.

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    6. Re:From now on... by base2_celtic · · Score: 1

      Dealt with that -- my wife walked down the aisle to the strains of Handel's "Music for the Royal Fireworks", which is well and truly in the public domain.

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    7. Re:From now on... by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps I should write a new Happy Birthday."

      And then we start the problem all over again.

    8. Re:From now on... by blank+axolotl · · Score: 1

      You say it's funny, but in the future your assumption that something from 120 years ago has expired copyright won't be true... copyright already lasts up to 120 years in the US (for work for hire, with delayed publication). No joke.

    9. Re:From now on... by unitron · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought the royal fireworks didn't happen until the honeymoon. :-)

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    10. Re:From now on... by WeeBit · · Score: 1

      Shhhh! You hush yo mouth! They already copyrighted "happy birthday to you" song, now here you go giving them more bright ideas!

    11. Re:From now on... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      That would be Richard Wagner. He's dead. He's been dead for 124 years.
      A performance would still have copyright on it though. Watch out for those illicit home videos that incidentally caputured the music.
    12. Re:From now on... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      One of the Strong Bad toons on Homestar Runner did something similar. HRWiki says they apparently changed the tune to Hot Cross Buns though for the DVD. Hmmm...

    13. Re:From now on... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      ...unless you put the work out in the public domain. I suppose you could use some other moderately permissive license as well.

    14. Re:From now on... by bogd · · Score: 1
      Taken from the snopes article:

      Does this mean that everyone who warbles "Happy Birthday to You" to family members at birthday parties is engaging in copyright infringement if they fail to obtain permission from or pay royalties to the song's publisher? No. Royalties are due, of course, for commercial uses of the song, such as playing or singing it for profit, using it in movies, television programs, and stage shows, or incorporating it into musical products such as watches and greeting cards; as well, royalties are due for public performance, defined by copyright law as performances which occur "at a place open to the public, or at any place where a substantial number of persons outside of a normal circle of a family and its social acquaintances is gathered." So, crooning "Happy Birthday to You" to family members and friends at home is fine, but performing a copyrighted work in a public setting such as a restaurant or a sports arena technically requires a license from ASCAP or the Harry Fox Agency (although such infringements are rarely prosecuted).

      So... if there's anyone else around when you're singing it (at a restaurant, maybe?), prepare to pay up! ("rarely" != "never" prosecuted, right?)

    15. Re:From now on... by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

      That song blows anyway. Perhaps I should write a new Happy Birthday.

      Master Shake already beat you to it with Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary.

      You can download two versions of it from Adult Swim.

    16. Re:From now on... by bogd · · Score: 1
      Not the tune, just the lyrics.

      I somehow doubt it. From the article:

      By demonstrating the undeniable similiarities between "Good Morning to All" and "Happy Birthday to You" in court, Jessica was able to secure the copyright of "Happy Birthday to You" for her sisters in 1934.

      Which means that the copyright was actually established based on the tune and not the lyrics.

    17. Re:From now on... by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      ... Don't you think that joke would've been better saved for somewhere where it might have made sense? Like if I were talking about one of the many evil corporations that we all love to hate? Or an entity that has demonstrated extreme douchebaggery by suing someone for quotation? Are you suggesting that Matt Groening and company would litigate their fans over something like that? Or that the networks want to kill off their viewer base?

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    18. Re:From now on... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      Fine, I'll write my own birthday song...with blackjack...and hookers! In fact, forget the birthday song and the blackjack!

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    19. Re:From now on... by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Paraphrased from "Sports Night"...

      ISAAC: Happy Birthday is copyrighted?
      DANNY: By Mildred and Patty Hill...
      ISAAC: It took two people to write that song?

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    20. Re:From now on... by strider44 · · Score: 1

      That would be Richard Wagner. He's dead. He's been dead for 124 years. The copyright on that expired a very long time ago, if it ever was copyrighted in the first place.

      Don't worry. Give Disney a few years, it'll be back in copyright soon enough.

    21. Re:From now on... by mpe · · Score: 1

      That would be Richard Wagner. He's dead. He's been dead for 124 years. The copyright on that expired a very long time ago, if it ever was copyrighted in the first place.

      Until some "joker" decides that life + 70 years should become life + 140 years. Something which may very well happen within the next 16 years the way "copy"right is heading.

    22. Re:From now on... by Workaphobia · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wikipedia disagrees. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Birthday_to_You

      "There is a 1935 copyright registration for "Happy Birthday to You", as a work for hire by Preston Ware Orem for the Summy Company (the publisher of "Good Morning to All"). "Good Morning to All", however, was published in 1893 and is public domain by U.S. statute. The current owner of the 1935 copyright believes that one cannot sing "Happy Birthday to You" lyrics for profit without paying royalties. Except for the splitting of the first note in the melody "Good Morning to All" to accommodate the two syllables in the word happy, melodically "Happy Birthday to You" and "Good Morning to All" are identical."

      "Neither the words nor the music of "Good Morning to All" is copyrighted under U.S. federal statute."

      So it seems that they won the copyright over Happy Birthday due to the similarity in the tune, yes. However, that tune has since fallen into the public domain, and it is merely the lyrics that remain protected.

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    23. Re:From now on... by julesh · · Score: 1

      No more copyrighted music at weddings without a license.

      This is usually the case, not something that is "from now on". It's a public performance, so you (or, more usually, the venue) usually need to acquire public performance rights. ASCAP provide these rights in the USA, although they're a little cagey about prices. I don't think it would cost much for a single event, but like I say the venue usually pays an annual subscription.

      I'm sure somebody owns the copyright on "Here comes the Bride".

      It was first performed in 1850, so it is now public domain, even in the USA.

    24. Re:From now on... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      And maybe one day, I won't listen to it.

    25. Re:From now on... by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Been there, done that, got the marriage certificate. Whan I got married 17 years ago, the church warned us that videoing the service would be a copyright infringement because some of the hymns used were still in copyright (the organist wasn't fussed about copyright on his performance, because he was a personal friend). We thanked the church for its advice. I couldn't possibly comment in a public forum whether we heeded it.

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    26. Re:From now on... by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      Straying somewhat off-topic...

      Not the tune, just the lyrics. That's why Futurama sang a different variant in the episode with Nibbler's Birthday.

      Actually, they changed the tune as well. The episode is called I Second That Emotion and is the first episode of season 2 (the DVD-seasons at least - probably not the production seasons). Listen carefully, it's not exactly the same tune. I don't recall if it was the lyrics or the tune (or both) that was changed because of copyright problems, but I do recall them talking about it in a commentary to an episode (can't remember which, though) - they reasoned that it would be plausible that the song would change a bit in a thousand years, hence no need to use the actual song and pay for it.

      Back on topic again... A dance is basically just a series of moves, so I think I'll try to patent nose-picking - or maybe masturbation or something like that. I'm afraid, though, that my application will be turned down because of prior art.

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    27. Re:From now on... by PygmySurfer · · Score: 1

      Off-topic, but I have to note what a great show Sports Night was.

      Maybe I'll have to dig out my DVDs and watch it again. Is it just me, or does ABC do a great job of killing quality shows?

    28. Re:From now on... by h2g2bob · · Score: 1

      Yes, write a song with hooker factories and beer volcanoes!

    29. Re:From now on... by LaminatorX · · Score: 1
      DJ Companies, banquet halls, music-clubs/bars, and the like, all pay site-licenses to ASCAP, BMI, etc. just like radio stations do for the right to have public performances of copyrighted works.

      Restaurants typically don't, which is why the waiters never actually sing "Happy Birthday."

      The point being that the songwriters are in-fact getting paid (not much, but it adds up when statistically aggregated) to have their work used at public events.

    30. Re:From now on... by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon the RIAA will be claiming jus primae noctis as part of their fee, right after they've forced piano manufacturers to insert a chip that detects when a copyrighted song is being played and slams the lid shut until you swipe your credit card...

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    31. Re:From now on... by djlemma · · Score: 1

      When I was a DJ for wedding receptions and the like, all my music came from sources that *supposedly* included the cost of performance rights with the cost of their CD's. I was working through an agency, and they sent us out with a monster collection (I usually had the smaller, 24 CD version) that contained often requested songs in a nice cataloged format. I also bought new releases through a company called "Promo Only" that would only sell their stuff to working DJ's who could provide documentation that they were, in fact, playing before audiences several times a week every week.

      I suppose now if a DJ wants to show people how to do the dance that commonly associated with the "Electric Boogie" they'll have to pay additional royalties...

    32. Re:From now on... by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Weird Al's already done it, as well as others....

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    33. Re:From now on... by spun · · Score: 1

      Watch out for those illicit home videos that incidentally caputured the music.

      My God, man! You're right. This is a threat to our very way of life. We need to enact a law requiring each and every home recording to be registered with the MAFIAA so that they can check them for copyright violation. It's the only way to be sure.

      Anyone care to speculate what the odds of that happening might be? I'm guessing it'd be hard to slip that past the supreme court, so I'll say 20% by 2015 that we have laws requiring all content be registered.

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    34. Re:From now on... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure somebody owns the copyright on "Here comes the Bride". That would be Richard Wagner. He's dead. He's been dead for 124 years. The copyright on that expired a very long time ago, if it ever was copyrighted in the first place. Does that mean that Disney can trademark it? Because apparently they can just take over works in the public domain.

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    35. Re:From now on... by HardCorePawn · · Score: 1

      My wife walked down the aisle (actually from the Tiger enclosure to the Band Rotunda at our local Zoo) to the wonderful strains of the 'Imperial March'... I have been living in fear of galactic bounty hunters from LucasFilms busting down my door and demanding payment ever since..

      ps. Dressed in white, she wasnt quite as scary as the "Big bad dude in black with asthma"... at least, she wasnt then :P

    36. Re:From now on... by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      By that logic, a device is just a series of atoms arranged in a particular way, so all patents can be invalidated on the grounds of prior art by the universe. Let's not go overboard.

      And yes it was both the tune and lyrics that changed in that Futurama episode. Although Fry faithfully followed up with "And you smell like one too", sung to the last part of the original melody.

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    37. Re:From now on... by wizzahd · · Score: 0

      The "Happy Birthday to You" song, however, is still under copyright...

      http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/birthday.asp Didn't you get the memo? They replaced that song with Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary!
    38. Re:From now on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acutally the "Here Comes the Bride" tune was composed by Felix Mendelssohn, also deceased. The Wagner music (the Festmarch from Tannhauser) is more often used after the ceremony while the newlyweds walk out.

    39. Re:From now on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So it seems that they won the copyright over Happy Birthday due to the similarity in the tune, yes. However, that tune has since fallen into the public domain, and it is merely the lyrics that remain protected.


      You mean to say that the 5 words: happy, birthday, to, you, dear, and someone's name...can be copyrighted?!

    40. Re:From now on... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      That would be Richard Wagner. He's dead. He's been dead for 124 years.

      So, you're saying it's only another 50 years or so until the copyright expires? (barring extensions)

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    41. Re:From now on... by rifter · · Score: 1

      What has that got to do with anything? That song blows anyway. Perhaps I should write a new Happy Birthday.

      It is funny to see that stepped around on new TV shows.

      "Oh for he's a jolly-good fellow, for he's a jolly-good fellow..."

      Actually, Master Shake has already beaten you to it!

      BTW I'm not sure which was cooler. Zakk Wilde on a white carriage pulled by a team of white stallions with a snow machine on the back followed by Getty Lee flying a jet shaped by a bass guitar, or the episode where Meatwad mistakenly worships Ted Nugent as his messiah.

    42. Re:From now on... by d_dalto · · Score: 1

      The lyrics we know as "Here Comes the Bride" are very different from those in Lohengrin. There is a wedding march, but it at the end of Act I; "Here..." is the first scene of Act II. It is an epithalamion (around the bed)-- the bride and groom are being escorted to bed and disrobed by attendants. The original would probably be considered in bad taste at most weddings.

      Wagner's widow Cosima believed that his last opera, Parsifal, a kind of quasi-religious thingy, was to be performed only at his own theater at Bayreuth, Germany (as he did himself). In 1903, 21 years after the first performance, she brought a big law suit against the Metropolitan Opera when they wanted to do it. She had allowed concert performances earlier, but had not allowed staging. She lost--European copyright didn't cut much. She finally gave up in 1914.

      Not known as gracious, she banned anyone involved in the Met productions from ever appearing at Bayreuth again--quite a big deal.

    43. Re:From now on... by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      True and true. Hehe...
      I still think copyrighting a dance is far out - but maybe that's just me... Perhaps it's really not that far from copyrighting a series of notes and/or a series of words...

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    44. Re:From now on... by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      No more copyrighted music at weddings without a license.
      Well,
      Its funny you should say that... ...because technically if you are a mobile dj you are supposed to pay some kind of BMI or ASCAP dues
      to buy a license and cover this sort of thing. In lots of major cities, reps of both make rounds to any bar that
      plays recorded music and shake them down for dues. If you have a jukebox, you pay too.
      Hell, any "public performance" of copyrighted work is fair game actually. I don't know if that
      includes boomboxes in the park, but there it is.

      Ascap tells you about it

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      music lover since 1969
    45. Re:From now on... by prichardson · · Score: 1

      Additionally, according to a book I'm reading from by Allen S. Weiss, Wagner wanted the Ring Cycle to be performed only three times and then the libretto and scores destroyed and Bayreuth burned. I guess he changed his mind.

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  3. Another Misleading Article Title by Babbster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) The DMCA is not an organization, it is a law. Laws get enforced. They don't go around doing the enforcing.
    2) The claim has yet to be upheld (enforced) by any court or other governmental body.
    3) Even if the letter is acted upon and the video is removed, that still doesn't indicate whether or not the DMCA is being properly applied (if not, then the DMCA can't be demonized in this situation). All it means is that someone decided removing the video was the easiest way to handle a potential problem.

    1. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by PapayaSF · · Score: 5, Informative

      True, but apparently you can copyright choreography:

      Choreography and pantomimes are also copyrightable dramatic works. Choreography is the composition and arrangement of dance movements and patterns usually intended to be accompanied by music. As distinct from choreography, pantomime is the art of imitating or acting out situations, characters, or other events. To be protected by copyright, pantomimes and choreography need not tell a story or be presented before an audience. Each work, however, must be fixed in a tangible medium of expression from which the work can be performed.
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    2. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      True, but apparently you can copyright choreography [copyright.gov]:

      But a dance move isn't choreography

      Compare copyright on a book to copyright on a sentence/word.

    3. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by robotsrule · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes that's true. On that topic, wasn't there some lawyers a few years back that were trying to copyright special signature moves by basketball players? I guess it never went anywhere since I never saw any stories of litigation, but I guess they would have played the choreography angle. What a mess.

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    4. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Babbster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I understand that, but the implication of the title is that this particular case is a "done deal," as if showing a dance for a few seconds in a video has been legally established as copyright infringement covered by the DMCA. It also implies that somehow the DMCA itself is at fault, which isn't the case. The DMCA didn't make dance steps copyrightable, any more than it made videos of said dances potential copyright infringement. All the DMCA provides in this particular case is a mechanism for the copyright holder to enforce his or her copyright - that isn't a bad thing, though obviously, and IMO in this case, it can be used badly.

    5. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by eric76 · · Score: 1

      The DMCA is about copyrights. You cannot issue a takedown notice for material for which you do not own the copyright.

      I have never seen anything that would make me believe that creating a dance move gives you some kind of copyright over that dance move.

      My understanding is that your DMCA takedown notice requires that you swear under penalties of purjury that you won the copyright in question.

      So what's the penalty for purjury?

    6. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by cuncator · · Score: 1

      All it means is that someone decided removing the video was the easiest way to handle a potential problem. And there's the problem. Similar situation with tort law; you club someone with a lawsuit and it would cost more for them to comply or settle than fight it, regardless of how frivolous the claim is. Something is broken somewhere.
    7. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Copyright infringement over choreography?!!?
      Bring it on!

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    8. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does this mean that I can't do the fucking moonwalk?

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    9. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by WhiteWolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I feel a SONG coming on!"

      Old Man, there's no need to feel down
      I said Old Man, pick your feet off the ground
      I said Old Man, there's a new law in town
      Lawsuits can make you feel happy

      Old Man, here's what you must do
      I said Old Man, do what your lawyer says to
      You can sue them, and I'm sure that you'll find
      They won't violate your copyright!

      It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A!
      It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A!

      It has everything you need to sue
      You can even screw YouTube!

      It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A!
      It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A!

      You can take down the vids,
      You can enforce your rights
      It's all within your sights!

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    10. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by omeomi · · Score: 3, Informative

      My understanding is that your DMCA takedown notice requires that you swear under penalties of purjury that you won the copyright in question.

      So what's the penalty for purjury?


      It's not really purjury. Since you're not required to register a work (in the US) in order to have a copyright over it, there is room for some gray area. While it's probably not going to be upheld in court, it would be difficult to prove that he's actually lying when he says he has a copyright on the dance move...he could very well believe that he does. Unless you can show that not only did somebody else do it first, but that he had some prior knowledge that it was done before him...

    11. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Arker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually this is a problem with the DMCA qua DMCA. Anyone can *claim* to own a copyright on any crazy thing, and send a DMCA notice, and effectively reverse the burden of proof for the price of 30 seconds typing.

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    12. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by TheUser0x58 · · Score: 1

      1) The DMCA is not an organization, it is a law. Laws get enforced. They don't go around doing the enforcing.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/by:

      by [...] 13. in consequence, as a result, or on the basis of

      You want to be pedantic, then get it right. The headline is grammatically correct (but most likely factually incorrect, as you pointed out).

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    13. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Planesdragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And there's the problem. Similar situation with tort law; you club someone with a lawsuit and it would cost more for them to comply or settle than fight it, regardless of how frivolous the claim is. Something is broken somewhere.

      Oddly enough, this is a problem best solved by another law/tort: frivolous prosecution. You can sue for not only the actual damages (that is, your court costs) but punative damages (money on top to get the other guy to never do it again.)

      (Unless, of course, you really MEANT your grammatical mess-up, and intended to say that going along with legal thuggery is less expensive than standing up for your rights -- in which case, WTF?)

    14. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by jamstar7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you think this is, a cheerocracy????

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    15. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if this goes to court & gets appealed, we can Bring It On Again

      Then, when the case finally makes it to the Supreme Court, one party can say to the other: Bring It On: All or Nothing

      I'm not sure what they're going to call the next sequel, maybe "Bring It On - Cheerleaders Lobbying Congress"

      Maybe that would work better as a Girls Gone Wild video...

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    16. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "True, but apparently you can copyright choreography"

      So you can copywright body movements! Excuse me while I copyright "scratching one's arse".

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    17. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Babbster · · Score: 1

      I would call that meta-pedantry since I'm inferring a particular intent from the article title and summary, which would mean that your quoted definition of "by" isn't applicable. That said, you're pedantically correct since my inference is my own. ;)

      Seriously, though, I wasn't trying to be pedantic, at least in the sense that I really do consider both the title and the summary (and the article, to some lesser extent) misleading. They constantly refer to the DMCA when even without that particular [overall bad] piece of legislation, if this guy felt that his copyright was being violated he could still send a C&D and could still, in theory, sue over the video, given the right (sic) lawyer.

      I suppose it's just one of those things where the acronym "DMCA" will get something more attention than just the words "copyright law."

    18. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by timeOday · · Score: 1

      The claim has yet to be upheld (enforced) by any court or other governmental body.
      Uh, that's the whole point of the DMCA - cutting out the "middleman" (aka justice system) so copyright holders can go straight to web hosting companies to have whatever they want taken down with a mere allegation.
    19. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by cuncator · · Score: 1

      Yes, "going along" seems to happen all too often. Look at the RIAA and MPAA suits. The average person on the street doesn't have the time or money to put up a defense, and are afraid that by not settling they risk an even larger settlement. And cuntersuing is not a guarantee even if you do win. By the time the case drags through the appeals process the billable hours have piled up while at the same time you still need to eat, pay rent/mortgage, etc.

      Apologies for the manhandling of English grammar. It's late and I'm out of caffeine.

    20. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      In the US, if you have an unregistered copyright, the most you can do is put out a cease and desist. The DMCA takedown notices fall under that heading, I believe, and this particular takedown seems to fall under the "distortion/mutilation" clause here. To sue for damages, you must have a registered copyright. Also, you can only sue for damages for infringement that occurs after the copyright was registered (with a minor exception for registration applications within 3 months of publication).

      That site in general is VERY informative reading.

      --Joe
    21. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Having looked over the official summary of the relevant section, it seems that it's true that the ISP has to take down, or block access to, the material upon notification. It then falls to the "subscriber" (the person who posted the material) to respond (to both the ISP and the "copyright holder") that the material is indeed not violating copyright (either because the material is the property of the subscriber, such as I think would apply in this case, or because the material falls under one of the exceptions such as "fair use"). At that point, once the "counter-notification" has been sent, the "copyright holder" has to file a court order within 10-14 days, and if they don't then the service provider has to put the material back up and that's the end of it.

      It all seems fairly reasonable, at least on an individual-to-individual basis, which would seem to be the case in this situation, where it wouldn't be one lonely person trying to take on a corporate juggernaut. Whatever the situation, there seems to be recourse available. In this particular case, it would seem likely that the "copyright holder" (I keep using quotes because it's so ridiculous) wouldn't pursue it to court because once it's on the record it will look ridiculous to whichever judge has to look at it...

    22. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Screw that. I'm going to copyright "bring woman to orgasm".

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    23. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by darthdavid · · Score: 1

      Holy shit! That rocks! The tune definitely works too.

    24. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      It's not "a dance move", it's an entire dance of 22 steps. It was choreographed and registered in 1976 and he has all the documentation available on his site. Ridiculous as it seems this guy is completely within his rights under the law as it stands.

      The Electric"

      aka The Electric Slide

      TYPE: 4 Wall Line Dance Rating: Beginner to Advanced

      COUNT: 22 STEPS: 22

      CHOREOGRAPHER: Ric Silver

      MUSIC:Electric Boogie - Marcia Griffiths

      STEP DESCRIPTION:

      GRAPEVINE Right, TOUCH

      1,2. Step to the right on RIGHT foot; Step LEFT foot behind Right foot;

      3,4 Step to the right on RIGHT foot; Touch LEFT foot next to Right foot (clap)

      GRAPEVINE Left, TOUCH

      5,6. Step to the left on LEFT foot; Step RIGHT foot behind Left foot;

      7,8 Step to the left on LEFT foot; Touch RIGHT foot next to Left foot (clap)

      WALK BACK, TOUCH

      9-11. Walk back stepping on RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT

      12. Touch LEFT foot next to Right foot (clap)

      STEP, TOUCH, STEP, TOUCH, STEP, TOUCH, STEP, TOUCH, STEP with 1/4 TURN , HOP

      13,14 Step forward on LEFT foot; Touch RIGHT foot toe to Left heel (clap)

      15,16 Step backward on RIGHT foot; Touch LEFT foot toe to Right toe (snap)

      17,18 Step forward on LEFT foot; Touch RIGHT foot toe to Left heel (clap)

      19,20 Step backward on RIGHT foot; Touch LEFT foot toe to Right toe (snap)

      21,22 Step forward on LEFT foot turning 1/4 turn to your left; Hop

      BEGIN DANCE AGAIN

      More advanced dancers can vary steps with

      turns (single and double)in place of grapevines or slide, slide, slide (The Electric Slide)-

      Charleston kicks (14 & 18) touch behind or hand to floor (16 & 20) -

      Hop may be substituted with Tour en l'air (turn in the air) or double tour.
    25. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by sokoban · · Score: 1

      So does this mean that I can't do the fucking moonwalk?

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    26. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      All right! A Herbie reference..interesting. Are you a little fat nothing?

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    27. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      And cuntersuing is not a guarantee even if you do win. By the time the case drags through the appeals process the billable hours have piled up while at the same time you still need to eat, pay rent/mortgage, etc. Apologies for the manhandling of English grammar. It's late and I'm out of caffeine.

      "Cuntersuing". Appropriate in these cases.

    28. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by croddy · · Score: 1

      A copyright "enforced by DMCA" is, unfortunately, the only way of phrasing this in modern English, after our loss of the instrumental case, back before Chaucer's time. One of the few formations we have left for expressing this sort of action is "x by means of y", or in a shorter form, "x by y". This is the same formation we use when we say "I traveled by plane".

      ...Or are you implying that the DMCA is not a tool by means of which copyrights may be enforced?

    29. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Lectrik · · Score: 1

      Screw that. I'm going to copyright "bring woman to orgasm".
      A) You'd never collect royalties from anyone on slashdot...
      B) You really shouldn't be giving guys an excuse to skip that bit anyway.
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    30. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This country is so fucking rediculous.

    31. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      C) There's no money to be made there, since apparently only women know how to do it. (It's true! My psych teacher told all us men we needed to get books and study because we all suck at it. Not that she gave any sort of test, either individual or spot-test)

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    32. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by terrymr · · Score: 3, Informative

      The difference between registered and unregistered works is that statutory damages are available for registered works without having to prove actual damages. For infringements of unregistered works you are still entitlted to damages but only in an amount that you can actually prove.

    33. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Babbster · · Score: 1

      I've addressed this above, if you want to bother to read the discussion, and I've already stated that I'm wrong on the grammar issue. Your repetition is unnecessary.

    34. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Screw that. I'm going to copyright "bring woman to orgasm."

      As a work of fiction? :-o

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    35. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Babbster · · Score: 1

      This is true, but the only consequence under the DMCA is that the ISP has to take down, or block access to, the material - no money changes hands, nobody has their PC taken away, etc., so the phrase "burden of proof" is inapplicable. Also, as I've mentioned elsewhere in this thread, even this can be reversed using the provisions of the DMCA to "counter-notify" the ISP and original claimant that the material is in fact not infringing. At that point, the burden is right back on the original claimant, and if s/he/they doesn't file for a court order (injunction) within 10-14 days, the material can be put back up. Even if said court order is granted (and it would seem difficult/ridiculous in this situation), it still doesn't, in and of itself, cause any damages beyond the ISP removing access to the material.

      In short, if one knows his or her rights, it will cost quite a lot more than 30 seconds of typing to get something removed from the Internet with a fallacious copyright claim, and if they try to push further that initial, fallacious claim can constitute a criminal offense if the lie was knowing.

    36. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by LittleBigLui · · Score: 3, Funny

      because we all suck at it
      Sounds like a reasonable start to me.
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    37. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell it to your blog, assdick.

    38. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by ThePengwin · · Score: 1

      Quick copyright it! someones bound to steal such a catchy jingle!

    39. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pantomime is the art of imitating or acting out situations, characters, or other events. There, just copyright that stolen "bad dancing" move as a pantomimic imitation.
    40. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by mpe · · Score: 1

      The DMCA is about copyrights. You cannot issue a takedown notice for material for which you do not own the copyright.

      Of course you can you simply need to claim to represent the copyright holder. People have put this to the test using public domain material.

      My understanding is that your DMCA takedown notice requires that you swear under penalties of purjury that you won the copyright in question.

      Which in practice tends to be not much of a penalty. Even people caught lying under oath in criminal courts often get away with it. Who's going to come after someone lying in a letter they sent?

    41. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      I think you meant purgery. Those damn bulimiacs, they must be stopped!

                -dZ.

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    42. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by julesh · · Score: 1

      Unless you can show that not only did somebody else do it first, but that he had some prior knowledge that it was done before him...

      Whether somebody else had done it first or not is largely irrelevant. First, you'd have to show that copyright exists, which means showing that the move in question isn't trivial. Then you'd have to show that using the move doesn't constitute fair use, which might be hard in the case of YouTube videos.

    43. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      I remember when we used to settle our disputes through dance.

      You Got Served

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    44. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      Ow, the poetic-meter measuring center of my brain.

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    45. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      So, if as this guy says they are dancing it wrong, doesn't that mean the dance moves being performed are simply similar and not actually infringing upon his copyright?

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    46. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Err, yes. Statutory damages. I forgot and you are correct. You are always entitled to actual damages. Statutory damages are the scary ones most of the time.

    47. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      So you can copywright body movements!

      No, you can't, though there are plenty of organisations with a vested interest in pretending you can. Martial arts groups are some of the worst for this, but then they are all too frequently run by people with severe ego issues and absolutely no knowledge of the relevant law. Much of the dancing world is, alas, full of politics and cult worship at high levels too: in particular, professionals in many dance styles are infamous for defending their turf against amateur competition (even if those amateurs are in fact better dancers/teachers/judges/whatever) using any legal trickery they can get their hands on.

      What you can copyright is an arrangement of choreography. This is broadly and non-legally analogous to copyright for a musical score: it is not a specific performance that is subject to copyright (well, not this copyright, anyway) but rather the instruction book.

      Of course, all the obvious groups of basic figures have been in use since forever in most dance styles and aren't protected. You can't protect the leading lady walking to centre-stage pushing the male dancers over into a press-up position one by one. You can't protect a spin, check and body ripple. You can't protect a feather step, reverse turn and feather finish. This sort of law is only really useful for protecting things like the complete arrangement of dance routines for a musical stage production (and since that requires a lot of skill and creativity, I personally don't have a problem with that).

      Or at least, everything in the above paragraph should be the case. Whether it actually is depends on the ruling in cases like this one, I guess. :-/

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    48. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by KFW · · Score: 1

      The issue is one of "chilling effects" - it still unfairly puts a burden on the original poster to "counter-notify", which may not be trivial. And the material is still down for two weeks - which may be enough time for the original filer to accomplish what they want - e.g. having embarrassing videos taken down before an election.
      /K

    49. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      They probably could've gotten a trademark to fly.

    50. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "This is true, but the only consequence under the DMCA is that the ISP has to take down, or block access to, the material - no money changes hands, nobody has their PC taken away, etc., so the phrase "burden of proof" is inapplicable."

      The person accused is censored instantly for 14 days. Nothing need be proved against the accused. No evidence need be presented. No testimony subject to perjury need be given. This is clearly putting the punishment before the trial, regardless of how you might like to characterize it as an unimportant detail.

      Sure, one can counter-claim, but counter-claiming under the DMCA does nothing to restore the censored content until 14 days have passed (assuming the ISP wants the protection of the law, which almost all do). Do you seriously see this as a minor distinction? By dint only of the DMCA's existence, the material is censored for 14 days, with no requirement of evidence nor court involvement, and nothing one can legally do to counteract it when incorrectly or maliciously targetted.

    51. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by omeomi · · Score: 1

      yeah, to show that the copyright is valid. I was talking about proving purjury.

    52. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Even if the letter is acted upon and the video is removed, that still doesn't indicate whether or not the DMCA is being properly applied (if not, then the DMCA can't be demonized in this situation).
      I think I would disagree with that.

      If a law is written sufficiently ambiguously as to allow anyone to issue takedown notices for anything and people do it out of fear of running afoul of it, that law is overbroad and dangerous.

      It's a law which allows for threats and takedown notices to be made without any proof whatsoever.

      The DMCA is absolutely to be demonized in this context if merely waving around an inapplicable law is enough for people to cave into it and act as if they are following a court order. It means the law, as written, is impossible to tell if it applies, and is applied without court oversight -- making the whole law crap. It allows for way too much unfounded assertions and bullying.

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    53. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by cfulmer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Aha! You can claim it, under the current Copyright Act. However, this guy claims that he invented the electric slide in 1976. But, the current version of copyright law that we have didn't become effective until 1978. His claim of copyright would have come under the 1909 act, which contains no such reference. There are other problems related to the 1909 act as well. If I recall correctly, publication was necessary for protection.

      Even under the 1976 act, it has problems. For example, the fixation requirement at the end of that quote may be at issue here -- if he created the dance AND fixed it sometime before others copied it, then it's probably protected. But, if he created the dance, others copied it and THEN he fixed it, well that's another matter. Fixation of a dance can happen in any of a number of ways, but usually happens either (1) in a notation used by professional choreographers for such things or (2) just by videotaping it.

      And, finally, up until the late 1980's, there was a notice requirement of copyright (Remember the Circle-C?). No notice, no copyright (with some limits.)

      Notice that I haven't even talked about fair use yet.

      (You should not rely on this post as legal advice. Consult your own attorney if you need such advice.)

    54. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by crankyspice · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually this is a problem with the DMCA qua DMCA. Anyone can *claim* to own a copyright on any crazy thing, and send a DMCA notice, and effectively reverse the burden of proof for the price of 30 seconds typing.

      The DMCA doesn't shift any burdens of proof. If a DMCA notice takes a piece of content down, the person who posted the content can counter-notify and the ISP, to retain their safe harbor, must reinstate access to the content. The entity making the DMCA notification in the first place must then file a lawsuit to continue. The counter-notification does not have to prove anything, it just has to state a belief that the DMCA notification was sent in error. At the lawsuit stage the burden of proof is still on the purported copyright holder to establish (a) a valid copyright and (b) infringement of same.

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      geek. lawyer.
    55. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Choreography and pantomimes are also copyrightable dramatic works. Cool. I'm copyrighting the gesture known as "flipping the bird" or "the one-finger salute". I'm gonna RICH, I tell ya, RICH! My choreography is used millions of times a day in traffic related incidents alone!

    56. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Here's the problem with adding the courts in so early, as I see it: For every one stupid, probably invalid claim there are a hundred thousand sensible, valid claims. This has been demonstrated with the various media companies sending similar DMCA notices to YouTube and similar sites, requesting that they remove access to content that is clearly violating copyrights. The DMCA actually helps to prevent what would be an inevitable clog in the judicial system if such companies had to replace their DMCA notifications with the filing of lawsuits.

      Further, if someone is targeted maliciously, while they may have to wait 14 days to put their material back up, there is still the ability to sue - the DMCA doesn't take away that remedy (it likely can't without a constitutional amendment) which has always existed.

      For example, let's say you have a blog with pictures of yourself on it and I start sending DMCA notices to your ISP claiming that I own the copyright on those photographs. Your ISP would have to take your photos down (they'd likely be lazy and take the whole site down) until you counter-notify, but you could also sue me for harassment. Again, the DMCA doesn't stop you from seeking that remedy. Plus, at that point, an argument might be made (I am obviously NAL, so I can't say for certain) that this provision of the DMCA is unconstitutional, and the way could be paved for the courts to nullify it if it's so.

      Anyway, it's all a matter of knowing your rights. Ignorance of the law...

    57. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by Lectrik · · Score: 1

      C) There's no money to be made there, since apparently only women know how to do it.
      You realize that implies that women don't have any money? Just because they bring orgasm to themselves [or other women] doesn't mean they aren't violating the "Bringing a woman to orgasm" copyright.
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    58. Re:Another Misleading Article Title by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Haha, hey, good point. Don't know what I was thinking. Not only do women have the capability to violate my copyright, they also do it all the time!

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  4. D in DMCA by dotslashdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe this guy thought the DMCA was the Dance Millenium Copyright Act and wanted send the dance dance people to sing sing.

  5. Dibs on .. by zoid.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    the Pogo!

    1. Re:Dibs on .. by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think johnny rotten owns that one. ;)

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  6. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    every day I see something more stupid than the last. It's time people realised you can't 'own' something like this.

    I fear that one day, every aspect of life will be owned.

    Western culture is decaying to the point of absolute stupidity. It's no wonder some people want to blow it up.

  7. I'm going to copyright other motions! by erroneus · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about stretching and yawning at the same time! I'll make billions!!!

    1. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by bky1701 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'v got something umm... else in mind. People may stop stretching and yawning, but there is one thing they can't live without. ;)

    2. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      How about stretching and yawning at the same time! I'll make billions!!!
      Why make it that complicated? Copyright "walking".
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    3. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by EonBlueTooL · · Score: 1

      I've gotta know how many people stretched and yawned after reading that?

    4. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I'v got something umm... else in mind. People may stop stretching and yawning, but there is one thing they can't live without. ;)

      Gotta get them outta their mom's basements and meet some girls first before they can do that...

      Some personal hygene will lessen their odds, of course.

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    5. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet religious organizations already have a copyright on masturbation! That way they'll have stronger legal claims against any TV station that depicts it. It's a conspiracy!

    6. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he had the single-player version in mind.

    7. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by sokoban · · Score: 1

      I'v got something umm... else in mind. People may stop stretching and yawning, but there is one thing they can't live without. ;) Breathing? Yeah, I copyrighted that one. DMCA notices are on the way.
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    8. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by Sailor+Coruscant · · Score: 1

      No, you can't copyright the horizontal rumba. It's been public domain for the last hundred years or so. *smirks*

    9. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by blake3737 · · Score: 1

      You take away my numa numa dancing and I'll F'n slap you! THAT is something I cannot live without!

    10. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      'Stretching' might be common to both.

    11. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      I'v got something umm... else in mind. People may stop stretching and yawning, but there is one thing they can't live without. ;)
      Yes, but how are you going to convince a judge, who will almost certainly be older than you, that there was no prior art?
    12. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /montypython

        Not.... POO-POOS?

      /montypython off

    13. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by kchrist · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I think my cat has prior art.

    14. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Copyright doesn't care so much about prior art.

    15. Re:I'm going to copyright other motions! by kchrist · · Score: 1

      It's funny. Laugh.

  8. Somebody had to say it... by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's just copywrong.

    1. Re:Somebody had to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      copywrong.cc is already registered, and you used it without permission...

      You Die, GI!

  9. YouTube Revenue Share Will Really Make This Bad! by robotsrule · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When YouTube/Google turn on their revenue sharing plan for video makers, this is going to get ugly. One of the tenets for "fair use" is whether or not the use of the copyrighted material was whether the intent was of a commercial nature or not. Once revenue sharing starts, millions of legally "naive" video uploaders are suddenly going to find themselves thrown into the nasty side of the fair use litmus test. Watch how the DMCA takedowns and litigation filings skyrocket once money is involved (as it always does).

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  10. The Robot by caller9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should it be patented or copyrighted?

    1. Re:The Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A copyright protects original works that fall under the categories of literature, dramatic, musical, artistic, and intellectual. These works may be published or unpublished, and the Copyright Act of 1976 gives the owner exclusive rights to reproduce their work in any medium. A copyright protects a form of expression, but not the subject matter of the work. For example, if someone wrote an article about a new car on the market, the text would be copyrighted, preventing someone else from using that particular material. However, a copyright does not prevent others from writing their own original article about this new car, or from using or making the car themselves.

      A patent for an invention grants a property right to the inventor that will prevent anyone else from making, using, or selling an invention. A patent lasts for a limited amount of time, usually 20 years from the date the application was filed, and is only effective in the country in which it was filed. The application for a patent must include a detailed description of how the invention works. Since a patent is considered "property," it may be bought, sold, mortgaged, or licensed by the owner.

    2. Re:The Robot by quentin_quayle · · Score: 1

      Actually you're right on target. Dance moves are a method (albeit arguably a means to their own, not some other end) and as such more suitable for patent than copyright.

      What ought to torpedo this copyright troll is this: independent invention is a complete defense in copyright law. If the alleged infringers can make a plausible argument that they're not doing this guy's dance, but some other dance that happens to resemble it but comes from another source (the dancers' own invention; tradition; or anyone other than the plaintiff) - then they should be vindicated.

      The "doing it badly" aspect should help the defendants, not the plaintiff.

    3. Re:The Robot by dlanod · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't even be danced.

    4. Re:The Robot by gallondr00nk · · Score: 1

      No, but The Robot version 3.1 is subject to the latest DRM.

      Subject to buying a licence for said dance, you can only use said licence in "Trusted Room" technology. These rooms are air tight with no windows or doors to ensure that no-one copies The Robot. Doing The Robot in any other location will reduce the dance to 10fps, and any robotic sounds made by the end user will be disabled.

      All is not lost though. Under Trusted Room conditions, you are allowed a fair use policy of showing a maximum of 3 other people The Robot, though they cannot themselves carry out more then 10% of the dance without buying a licence.

      Furthermore, any attempts to circumvent The Robot copy protection by editing the dance or doing THe Robot backwards will be subject to paying $750 per second through litigation.

      All terms enforceable by Robot Industries Association of America.

    5. Re:The Robot by fortunada · · Score: 1

      Did you RTFA? Of course not. This guy Silver says he invented the Robot too!

  11. This is so funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has to be a joke! ...it is a joke, right?

  12. Thriller... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess that mean we must stop moonwalking all over the place or be sued by Michael Jackson.

    1. Re:Thriller... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depending on your age, he might let you settle out of court.

    2. Re:Thriller... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I guess that mean we must stop moonwalking all over the place or be sued by Michael Jackson.

      And I suppose that molesting little boys or chimps would be *right* out!

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    3. Re:Thriller... by hughk · · Score: 1

      This is why NASA lost those tapes of the moon landing - they knew they could face prosecution for copyright!!!!

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    4. Re:Thriller... by Spaceman40 · · Score: 1

      We need a "-1, Just Wrong" moderation...

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  13. Apostrophe use enforced by third graders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously, is it that hard to understand that ITS is the possessive, and that IT'S is a contraction for IT IS???

    1. Re:Apostrophe use enforced by third graders by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Seriously, is it that hard to understand that ITS is the possessive, and that IT'S is a contraction for IT IS???

      What, you mean "More seriously, does the DMCA have any limit on it is scope?" doesn't make any sense to you?

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    2. Re:Apostrophe use enforced by third graders by omeomi · · Score: 1

      Unless you're talking about the IT department...

      "Hey, isn't today IT's day to take out the garbage?"

    3. Re:Apostrophe use enforced by third graders by jpardey · · Score: 1

      I think apostrophe use is covered by the DMCA, and slashdot editors don't want to take the risk of doing it badly.

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    4. Re:Apostrophe use enforced by third graders by jpardey · · Score: 1

      We're talking about the electric slide, not the robot.

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    5. Re:Apostrophe use enforced by third graders by honkycat · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's.

  14. This is awful by anand78 · · Score: 1

    There was a time when US used to invent. The rate at which we are seeing DMCA and patent infringement cases these days, it is a sorry state of affair. What would they copyright next. I think FART should be a good candidate. OK guys I am ready file a copyright for farting. Any one having an urge to fart, better have a good cash reserve.

  15. This is awesome by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The more the law is used like this, the more it will be seen as absurd. When the DMCA is used to stomp on uses of technology the wider public can't understand it. When it's used to stop you from being filmed dancing a certain way in public it's understandable by everyone.

  16. Pompous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my firm opinion, this guy is just a pompous little prick. Desperately wanting to have a little piece of something all to himself that he can call his own and won't share with anyone else. I mean it's just genius that he's come up with THREE dance moves in thirty years! My heart goes out to this guy, with such intensive research and development that it takes on average ten years to produce a completely original move ;) he definately deserves the full protection of the law no matter how frivilous he is.

  17. Minister of Funny Walks by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unavailable for comment.

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    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    1. Re:Minister of Funny Walks by jpardey · · Score: 1

      Do British government departments release their findings under public domain, like United States departments (all that non-confidential NASA data, mmmmm)? I think, for the sake of culture, the United States should start a Ministry of Funk in charge of keeping the nation under a (state maintained) groove. In Canada, the Department of Defence presently controls such duties, but the NDP have a campaign promise to take such duties out of the navy, and into a new Department of Soul, which would also maintain a music-only CBC radio 4, playing only dance music. Prime Minister Harper is presently planning on allowing public-private partnerships, which the NDP (and myself) are vehemently against.

      As Mr. Fingers once said, "I am the creator, and this is my house, and in my house there is only house music, but I am not so selfish, because once you've been to my house, it then becomes our house, and our house music. And you see, no one man owns house, because house music is a universal language spoken and understood by all."

      Amen.

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    2. Re:Minister of Funny Walks by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I think, for the sake of culture, the United States should start a Ministry of Funk in charge of keeping the nation under a (state maintained) groove.

      But the booty tax would inflict the most pain on poor folk, who are well known to have the most well-endowed booties. Perhaps exemptions could be made for the frequency and intensity of booty-shakin' activity.

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  18. Just pester him for permission by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1

    There are something like 2+ million weddings per year in the US. Imagine if every couple-to-be sent a letter to him, asking for permission to tape people doing the dance. Put in something like, "If you do not respond to this request within 30 days, you hereby grant us a royalty-free license to record and distribute representations of the dance in any form, good or bad, electronic or otherwise."

    Let's see him and his lawyers try to answer 6000 letters a day.

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    1. Re:Just pester him for permission by belmolis · · Score: 2, Informative

      This trick wouldn't work. He has no obligation or need to respond. If he owns the copyright, unless and until he issues you a license, you're out of luck.

    2. Re:Just pester him for permission by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Hmm.... Maybe I should start sending "By not hiring me, you are granting me royalty free license to copy and distribute your show" resumes to the producers of BattleStar Galactica, Doctor Who, and a few choice others. It's win-win.

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    3. Re:Just pester him for permission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As amusing as that would be, it has the potential to backfire. He could always demand that all these couples-to-be pay $X licencing fee for the right to tape people doing the dance, or demand that they pay $Y for his instructional video so they get it right. Or both. And if people go ahead and do it anyway without paying, his lawyers would get narky about the fact that they wrote and asked for permission, then when finding out the terms ignored them and did it anyway.

      And besides that...

      Put in something like, "If you do not respond to this request within 30 days, you hereby grant us a royalty-free license to record and distribute representations of the dance in any form, good or bad, electronic or otherwise."

      I kind of doubt that would hold up in court.

  19. Great, there goes my night out by inphorm · · Score: 0

    Great, there goes my night out, the only way I can dance is badly.. now someone has gone and copyrighted that..

    What I want to know is, how can you issue a takedown notice for someone "incorrectly" copying your pathetic dance? I mean, I was to post up a video of me badly singing a song (I can't sing any other way), there is no way a take down notice would be put into effect. You could probably use the same law that Weird Al Yankovic used to use his parodies.. It might even be considered a new work.

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  20. Maybe I can copyright the missionary position..... by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but since this is the internet, I'd probably make more money if I copyright the 'Dirty Sanchez', 'Standing up in a shower doing it from behind' and 'Two midgets, a trapeze and the running start'.

  21. Nothing to see here... by spiritraveller · · Score: 4, Informative

    The summary for this story is just weird. The DMCA is just the method of enforcement, because the performance is being displayed online.

    Choreography is just one of the items that are protected by copyright, which is listed in 17 USC 102:

    (a) Copyright protection subsists, in accordance with this title, in original works of authorship fixed in any tangible medium of expression, now known or later developed, from which they can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device. Works of authorship include the following categories:

    (1) literary works;
    (2) musical works, including any accompanying words;
    (3) dramatic works, including any accompanying music;
    (4) pantomimes and choreographic works;
    (5) pictorial, graphic, and sculptural works;
    (6) motion pictures and other audiovisual works;
    (7) sound recordings; and
    (8) architectural works.


    This statute was last revised in 1990. The DMCA did not add anything to it. I don't know how long choreography has been protected by copyright, but I would gamble that it's been at least fifty years or so.

    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      The question is, are the dance moves encrypted? I thought DMCA was about circumventing digital copyright protection mechanisms, and I don't know how you can even add a copy protect bit to the "electric slide" unless you plug the poor sucker into the wall.

    2. Re:Nothing to see here... by inviolet · · Score: 1

      [...] and I don't know how you can even add a copy protect bit to the "electric slide" unless you plug the poor sucker into the wall.

      Ummmm... perform it with an erection? ;)

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    3. Re:Nothing to see here... by ebuck · · Score: 1

      It seems to be pedantic, but coreography is the coordination of dancers. Electric slide only requires one dancer, and what the others on the dance floor do is almost totally irrelevant (barring collision).

      I don't believe that the Funky Chicken, the Swim, the Shuffle, the Robot, the Cabbage Patch, the Pistachio, and many others qualify as coreography. Perhaps they legally do, but that smacks of lawyers being paid to bend definitions in the English language as money promotes particular thinking; aka "learned stupidity". Lawyers are not stupid, but they'll act stupid if they're well paid and it's the best strategy available.

      It's likely that the historical precendent for determining if a performance falls under the coreography clauses is whether the performance involves a significant portion (or all) of the dancing proximity. I'd expect stiff fines for ripping off a newly coreographed ballet, a musical, or even a cheerleading routine. Not for someone performing the Pony.

    4. Re:Nothing to see here... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      You don't see this as absurd?

      How could I "copy" a dance move, unless I had the same body?

      Who has a copyright on head shakes, snapping fingers, or on "showing the hand?" Or do you get a copyright on a certain number of coordinated moves and the simple ones are free domain. It's amazing that so many things became part of our culture, and nobody thought to copyright them. Who would now be licensing the Rhumba today? Copyright was designed to help the consumer, to avoid confusion in the marketplace. Can anyone "sell me" the Funky Chicken dance?

      Quick, somebody at CopyLeft find a version of the "Funky Chicken" and preserve it for us to use.

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    5. Re:Nothing to see here... by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

      It seems to be pedantic, but coreography is the coordination of dancers. Electric slide only requires one dancer, and what the others on the dance floor do is almost totally irrelevant (barring collision).

      I think you are the one "bending the english language". Look in the dictionary. Choreography is the planned movement of dancers. Does that mean exclusively plural? Of course not.

      But even if one were to take your view that choreography has to be more than one dancer, it still wouldn't mean no protection for solo dances. It would fall under the "pantomimes" category.

      Why do you feel that a solo dancer deserves less protection of their artistic work than a ballroom dancer? Are you a dance-snob? (kidding! kidding!)

    6. Re:Nothing to see here... by spiritraveller · · Score: 1

      You don't see this as absurd?

      It's absurd only because it is an annoying dance, and I can't imagine anyone would really want to do it.

      How could I "copy" a dance move, unless I had the same body?

      How can you copy a book without the same font? How can you copy the melody of a song without the same voice? Or another musical work without the same instrument? You don't just run these things through diff to see if they match. It's a human judgment. It's what judges and juries are for.

      Who has a copyright on head shakes, snapping fingers, or on "showing the hand?" Or do you get a copyright on a certain number of coordinated moves and the simple ones are free domain. It's amazing that so many things became part of our culture, and nobody thought to copyright them. Who would now be licensing the Rhumba today? Copyright was designed to help the consumer, to avoid confusion in the marketplace. Can anyone "sell me" the Funky Chicken dance?

      Copyright was not designed to help the consumer in a direct way. It was designed to promote creativity by providing the incentive of a limited monopoly to the creator. In turn, this benefits the consumer (in theory) by creating a market.

      Copyright doesn't have anything to do with "avoiding confusion in the marketplace". That's what trademark is for.

    7. Re:Nothing to see here... by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Being a dance snob would require some skill in dancing... otherwise it would just be plain foolish! :)

      Thanks for the tidbit on coreography. I've been living under the misconception that coreography was mostly tied to ballet, musicals, et. al. I guess non-improvisational solo dance could fall under it too, provided that the dancer's movement was fully planned. And either way, the pantomime category would cover any singular dancer where the coreography left off.

      Now that I've taken a mis-step, I guess I'll meet an unsavory dranatic fate at the hands of the Imperial Russian Ballet in a dark alley...

    8. Re:Nothing to see here... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I agree, while this might be an abuse of traditional copyright I don't see it as a problem with the law. It's a copyrightable class of work, it's being publicly displayed, in theory it could be a copyright violation. If anything it's someone trying to make a mountain out of a molehill, but he's hardly the first or last trying to cash in on taking the law on an extreme.

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    9. Re:Nothing to see here... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Can anyone "sell me" the Funky Chicken dance?


            No, but you can license it for $19.99 per month...

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    10. Re:Nothing to see here... by Holi · · Score: 1

      actually "Choreography is the planned movement of dancers"... to a specific piece of music. That is whats copyrightable. Trust me as someone who has dated a few dancers thats where the hard work is. damn Philly Fringe.

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  22. screw dance moves, i just coprighted breathing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    therefore you all owe me each a million dollars in damages from stinking up my precious air with their cheeto breath!

    - signed dearly "mr. breathless"

  23. Read the bloody article FFS! by Robber+Baron · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's not trying to stop people from doing the Electric Slide, he's trying to stop people from doing it incorrectly! He's mroe than willing to share the correct steps with everyone!

    Of course trying to drill the correct steps into the thick booze-addled skulls of all the way-behind-the-curve morons that show up at people's weddings and make asses of themselves may be just a much a fool's errand as...well...getting Slashdot idiots to read articles!

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    1. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by belmolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If people are not doing the correct steps, they are not violating his copyright. He may have a trademark case, since the owner of a trademark can compel people not to use his trademark incorrectly, but if his complaint is inaccuracy he has no copyright case.

    2. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Anyway, no one is doing it incorrectly, they're just doing a different dance that *looks like* the electric slide, so he should just shut the fuck up.

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    3. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      so cant they just claim they are not doign the electric slide since they are not doing it correctly (ie they are doing something different)

      he just show himself in the foot.

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    4. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Few dancers tend to be perfect at a dance move on the day they are born. Most will do the electric slide badly at least a few times, and a few will correct their missteps and move on to the correct electric slide. A few will elevate it just a bit further in pursuit of the "perfect" electric slide.

      A few truly experienced and seasoned dancers will probably be able to perform the steps correctly the first time, assuming that it's not too challenging (and they have correct instruction).

      However, this will never go very far. I can assert my freedom of speech rights and declare that my actions constitute speech, and I'm protesting the constraints upon my person to do such a dance move in a constricting and confining way. If a closed, raised fist can constitute speech (and it damn well should) then a few misplaced dance steps can also constitute speech. Otherwise, the Ministry of Funny Walks might just as well sue the entire world for not performing their walking correctly.

    5. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer but that doesn't sound entirely right.

      What if I get a copyright on some novel I write and publish it online. I make a statement on my site saying that it may be distributed freely as long as people attribute it correctly and don't modify it.

      Now if someone ignores my request and changes a few words here and there and adds in a kinky sex chapter in the middle and sells it online, do I have a copyright case? It's a different work now. It's not an "accurate" depiction of my work...so I don't have a copyright case?

    6. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by Lectrik · · Score: 1

      If people are not doing the correct steps, they are not violating his copyright. He may have a trademark case, since the owner of a trademark can compel people not to use his trademark incorrectly, but if his complaint is inaccuracy he has no copyright case.
      In that case isn't Electric Slide the name of a song? does he have permission to use that name?
      And if the dance move was designed for use for that song, would that make it a derivitive work?
      Does he have permission of the song's music and lyric writers to do that?
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    7. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Titles are not subject to copyright.

    8. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by belmolis · · Score: 1

      You're right that minor changes don't make a work a different work and therefore don't provide an escape from infringement of copyright. However, the dance in question is only 22 steps long. It doesn't take that much of a deviation to make it a different dance. So, in all probability, either the creator is really nitpicking about people doing his dance incorrectly, or what they are doing is different enough to make it a different dance. But it is an open question as to exactly how much of a difference it takes to be a distinct work.

    9. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by KKlaus · · Score: 1

      I don't actually think this is true. The DMCA (IIRC) has provisions for "derivative works," and I suspect his argument (and he'd be right) is that these attempts fall under that category. Unfortunate, but that's the way the law was written.

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    10. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      You have a copyright case because the person you talk about accepted your licence agreement and then proceeded to violate it, thus voiding the licence and depriving them of the right to redistribute the content. Unless the artist has a similar licence agreement that covers the dance (including performances) this does not apply here.

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    11. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I think the videos fall under the term "parody" and as such are "fair use" of the copyrighted material.

    12. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by blake3737 · · Score: 1

      booze-addled......way-behind-the-curve morons that show up at people's weddings and make asses of themselves I think you just burned me and my entire family.... who are you, general sherman or something?

    13. Re:Read the bloody article FFS! by Lectrik · · Score: 1

      Titles are not subject to copyright.
      I'm sorry I wasn't completely clear, The part of the quote I was responding to:

      If people are not doing the correct steps, they are not violating his copyright. He may have a trademark case, since the owner of a trademark can compel people not to use his trademark incorrectly, but if his complaint is inaccuracy he has no copyright case.
      I was refering to his possibly having a trademark case, not a copyright case. Which like most of the stranger bits (the ones that seem tacked on or very loosely defined) of IP law it confuses me because if he calls the dance the electric slide [I got a headache from his page so I don't think I made it that far down] he's using the title of the song which causes brand confusion for me, since music and dancing are very closely related in my mind.
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  24. A quick youtube search by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    makes me wish the electric slide was suddenly turned into the electric water slide.

    1. Re:A quick youtube search by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      makes me wish the electric slide was suddenly turned into the electric water slide.

      Dibs on the switch. Let's watch him twitch...

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  25. It's? by momerath2003 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm tagging this with "apostrophe." Slashdot editors, gb2hs.

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    1. Re:It's? by bmo · · Score: 1

      For anyone who has problems remembering, print this out, or order the full color poster and put it on your wall:

      http://www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif

      Poster:

      http://www.angryflower.com/aposter.html

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    2. Re:It's? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      As much as I like that particular comic, it does nothing to explain "its"

      In any case, pinging people for "it's" instead of "its" is a little unfair - it does appear to be completely backwards unless you understand where it comes from.

      When people start using it for general pluralisation though, they deserve everything they get ;)

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  26. what is digital about a dance move? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its analog!

    1. Re:what is digital about a dance move? by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      The videos?

  27. Re:Maybe I can copyright the missionary position.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>but since this is the internet, I'd probably make more money if I copyright the 'Dirty Sanchez', 'Standing up in a shower doing it from behind' and 'Two midgets, a trapeze and the running start'.

    Hey I invented 'Standing up in a shower doing it from behind'! I wish I didn't though. Everytime I do it that way I can't sit down for a week.

  28. Odd that it took him 26 years to file copyright? by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that mean that it was public domain for 26 years?
    Wouldn't it also mean that all of those people who were "doing it wrong" weren't really doing *his* dance, but another one that's strikingly similiar?

    Does he really have a floor to dance on? I can't imagine that he does. If so, then I'm going to copyright the "coreography" of copywriting bad dances 26 years after the fact. Then I can send a C&D to him and tell him he can't copyright his crappy dance.
    Note: Terms used, such as "crappy dance" are purely opinion, and cannot be misconstrued as anything but opinion.

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  29. Misinformed by eiscir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Long before the DMCA, copyright subsisted in choreography (and thus dance moves) both at a statutory and common law level. I don't have my IP text with me to give cites, but if someone could help out I'd appreciate it.

  30. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    The Electric Slide? That's out of this world...

  31. Hey now... by Arcturax · · Score: 1

    If they didn't do it correctly, then wouldn't that mean they DID NOT do the electric slide and at worse just made themselves look like an ass by doing it wrong? I don't think this guy has a leg to stand on here.

    In case he does, how much does that guy who whacks people in the back of the knees charge anyway? I have some business for him. Break a leg indeed!

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  32. It's not all bad. by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    Hopefully it'll put an end to the Macarena.

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    1. Re:It's not all bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send all the Macarena dancers to Saudi Arabia? Excluding the minors of course. One of the many reasons we should watch the path our governments take and impede their paths when necessary. One of the myriad reasons our founding fathers insisted on seperation of church and state. DMCA take down notices remind me too much of the old practice of crying witch. Guess this choreographer has joined the MPAA and RIAA in reserecting McCarthyist witch hunts. As with old Salem era witch hunts, you have to drown (in the legal system) to prove yourself innocent.

    2. Re:It's not all bad. by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it'll put an end to the Macarena.

      That means someone's gotta take one for the team and own that copyright. Any takers? Didn't think so.

  33. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  34. As the incompetance of government increases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the market will find ways to route around it.

    Where police fail, private security will suceed.

    1. Re:As the incompetance of government increases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can forsee only bad things if the italian mob were to take over...

  35. Bullshit by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    He wants people to do The Electric Slide "correctly" aka his way, because if they don't do his copyrighted dance then he can't sue companies like Oprah, Ellen, Movies, local communities doing a dance to pay him royalty fees. This is about money. Make no mistake about it. And he is hard up for it too. He is out to claim that any line dancing done to the song "The Electric Slide" is HIS line dance. I say B.S.

  36. Re:Odd that it took him 26 years to file copyright by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    BTW - If "Ice Ice Baby" can be considered to have different music from "Under Pressure" because of 1 minor change to the tempo, then 1 different (or incorrect) step for the "Electric Slide" makes it a completely different dance.

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  37. Moonwalk, eh? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next up, the Funky Chicken, the moonwalk, and the Hustle?

    Michael Jackson has patented the melting nose.

    1. Re:Moonwalk, eh? by edwardpickman · · Score: 1
      Michael Jackson has patented the melting nose.

      Actually he was denied on the basis of prior art. The Phantom of the Opera predates his claim and Lon Chaney never copyrighted it so his new style of nose falls under public domain. Same holds true if he decides to add a hump.

  38. Bad dancing... by NYCadAdept · · Score: 1

    ... can anyone say Hokey-Pokey?

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  39. Salivating by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Boy, would I like to have a copyright on Karma Sutra moves!

    1. Re:Salivating by KingJackaL · · Score: 1

      Karma what?

      You must be new here, this is Slashdot, we whore Karma, but not like that...

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  40. And another thing... by JumperCable · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Has anyone else noticed that he is using that clip of copyrighted characters on his website doing line dancing. How much do you want to bet he doesn't have permission from the copyright holders to show that. Also, the music he has on line, the video he has on-line and THE VIDEO HE IS SELLING all contain the song The Electric Slide which he is NOT the copyright holder for.

    One quick call to the RIAA and he is done for. Fight fire with Fire.

    The only sad part is that I find myself defending line-dancing of any kind.

    1. Re:And another thing... by jackbird · · Score: 1

      You know, it's extremely probable he licensed the song for his videos, it's not so terribly expensive to do for small runs. The character video is great ammunition for an unclean hands defense should one be needed, however.

    2. Re:And another thing... by JumperCable · · Score: 1

      If you have seen the quality of his video, you can be pretty sure he didn't worry about other details like licensing the song.

  41. Next week on slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Britney Spears sues a group of third-graders playing Christmas carols on their recorders.. it turns out they were playing her copyrighted songs, but they only SOUNDED like Christmas songs, because they were playing them VERY BADLY!

    Remember the formula, kids:

    current USA copyright law + vegetards = shitcock

  42. The intention of copyright laws? by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    What was the original intention of copyright laws? Wasn't it to prevent people from gaining from other people's works?

    1. Re:The intention of copyright laws? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      No. It was to provide a mechanism by which an artist could create art, have an opportunity at making a living at it, and therefore be more productive. Copyright is useless unless the material goes into the public domain in a timely manner, the whole point being to encourage artists to be more productive and for their work to be owned by the people. The artist who is "worthwhile" should be able to make a living off of his creations, and when his copyright expires, the work goes into the public domain.

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    2. Re:The intention of copyright laws? by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      What is your opinion on when copyrights should expire?

    3. Re:The intention of copyright laws? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Death of the creator. Also, they shouldn't be transferable, either in a sale, contract, or by inheritance. There are, however, good arguments for allowing works created near the end of a person's life to remain in copyright for some time afterwards to protect them from gratuitous commercial exploitation, but the copyright shouldn't pass to someone else. Instead, it should be held and protected by the state until expiry.

      Copyright isn't at all like farmland. It makes no sense that an heir should be able to derive income from their parents' works indefinitely.

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    4. Re:The intention of copyright laws? by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      What about a bare minimum incase of sudden death? If the creator dies 1 year after copyrighting something, perhaps the children (only if under 21) should be able to receive the copyright for something like 10 years?

    5. Re:The intention of copyright laws? by Steve001 · · Score: 1

      fucksl4shd0t wrote:

      Death of the creator. Also, they shouldn't be transferable, either in a sale, contract, or by inheritance. There are, however, good arguments for allowing works created near the end of a person's life to remain in copyright for some time afterwards to protect them from gratuitous commercial exploitation, but the copyright shouldn't pass to someone else. Instead, it should be held and protected by the state until expiry.

      Copyright isn't at all like farmland. It makes no sense that an heir should be able to derive income from their parents' works indefinitely.

      I'd support a simple rule of the copyright expiring 100 years from the date the work was created. Once the copyright expires it automatically goes into the public domain. The reason for 100 years is by that time everyone who had a direct hand in the creation of the work would have died. Also, by that time the work has become part of the national consciousness where people just know it.

      An example of this is the character of Superman. Although there are probably many people who have not actually read a Superman comic, he is a character that people know to the point where it would be difficult to find someone who doesn't know the basics of Superman. In the same way, there are many other characters who everyone is just aware of.

  43. Re:Odd that it took him 26 years to file copyright by brusk · · Score: 1

    No on all counts.

    • Copyrights (in the US and most countries) are automatic and do NOT require registration, unlike patents or trademarks.
    • Poor copies are still copies. If I release a crappy cover version of a song, I still owe the songwriter money (however, there is a mandatory licensing scheme for music in the US, so that once it's been released as a recording anyone else can cover it). An abridged or even adapted version of a book can still be in violation.
    • As others have pointed out, choreography is copyrightable (there are people who make their livings, for example, choreographing ballet). However, this has only been the case since 1978: http://www.csulb.edu/~jvancamp/copyrigh.html, so it may not apply here (the claim is from 1976).
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  44. Ultimate Irony by istartedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The ultimate irony would be if the videographer claimed copyright, the way so many wedding photographers do, and went after him for having a copy of the video. I haven't heard much about it lately, but apparently it is *really* difficult to find a wedding photographer who will simply take his fee and turn over the digital files and/or negatives. I once scanned my parent's wedding photo, and it occured to me that if I were to actually try and legally comply with copyright, I would have to locate the photographer in another state. He took the picture 50 years ago. He's probably dead. I'd have to find his heirs. Needless to say, I "pirated" my parent's wedding picture. Come and get me!

    Now, I'm not war3z kiddie. I'm actually in favor of intellectual property as a concept (legal mumbo-jumbo about it not being property? feh!). Howeve, when it fails the "common sense" test in such an obvious way, you have to employ something called "judgement". Hopefully, that's what the judge will do, and pencil whip this silliness right ouf of court.

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    1. Re:Ultimate Irony by gmack · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that qualify as a "work for hire?

      Works Made for Hire. -- (1) a work prepared by an employee within the scope of his or her employment; or (2) a work specially ordered or commissioned for use as a contribution to a collective work, as a part of a motion picture or other audiovisual work, as a translation, as a supplementary work, as a compilation, as an instructional text, as a test, as answer material for a test, or as an atlas, if the parties expressly agree in a written instrument signed by them that the work shall be considered a work made for hire. 17 U.S.C. sec 101

      The copyrights should be owned by the person who paid the photographer

    2. Re:Ultimate Irony by istartedi · · Score: 1

      You can waive that right through a contract, and I wager that's what you do when you hire these photographers. You can of course, ask for some other kind of deal, with the two most likely outcomes being: 1. the photographer refuses to work that way, or 2. they charge you more.

      I've heard that (1) is surprisingly common. The photographer is basicly angling for a monopoly on *prints* here. The cost of the shoot is really not that much. They know that after the fact, a lot of prints will be ordered; some framed and/or on expensive high-quality paper. If they quoted a price based on what they know that would bring in, you'd balk. This is especially true if the wedding party is large.

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    3. Re:Ultimate Irony by LividBlivet · · Score: 1

      Mumbo jumbo all you want.
      Intellectual property still only exists in the minds of lawyers.
      And it only exists to make lawyers money. Period.

    4. Re:Ultimate Irony by leabre · · Score: 1

      I got married in 2002. The first photographer I found actually had a policy of handing over the negatives and has special "arrangements" with all the local photo shops where she was located that they "understand" we can just develop nevatives all we want without paying fee. This particular photographer was very good (she did both my weddings -- same wife) and I've developed copies since and the price was not too different than what I'd expect from a wedding photographer.

      My very good friend (an ex from high school) also had no problem locating a photographer that hands over the negatives without extra fees or hassle.

      I must not be as common anymore to keep negatives.

      Thanks,
      Leabre

    5. Re:Ultimate Irony by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1


      Doesn't that qualify as a "work for hire?

      Works Made for Hire. -- (1) a work prepared by an employee within the scope of his or her employment; or (2) a work specially ordered or commissioned for use as a contribution to a collective work, as a part of a motion picture or other audiovisual work, as a translation, as a supplementary work, as a compilation, as an instructional text, as a test, as answer material for a test, or as an atlas, if the parties expressly agree in a written instrument signed by them that the work shall be considered a work made for hire. 17 U.S.C. sec 101


      No, since they are not your employees; and the contract typically does not assign you the rights.

      The copyrights should be owned by the person who paid the photographer


      It can, but that generally costs more than just prints w/o copyright. You, in essence, pay only for what you want. If you want the rights you pay extra for them. The photographer is balancing future print profits vs a one time fee if you get the copyrights so the one time fee will be higher.

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    6. Re:Ultimate Irony by yar · · Score: 1

      Nah, you wouldn't.
      If the photo was taken 50 years ago, then you can look at this handy chart:
      http://www.copyright.cornell.edu/training/Hirtle_P ublic_Domain.htm
      Figure out if it was published or unpublished, go by that date.

      But the reason you wouldn't is because you're format shifting something you already own. If that doesn't qualify as a fair use, then something is seriously wrong.

  45. Bad dancing??? Not possibly infringing. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    If the choreography for the dance is copyrighted and they are doing it "wrong", then they aren't actually copying the copyrighted material, so copyright infringement can't apply.

  46. Animations on his website... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if he receive the rights to use Spider Man, what looks to be one of the transformers, aladin or whoever that guy in the back is suppose to be, and one of the girls from the Sims? (granted the only one I can ID for sure is Spider Man... but still...)

  47. I'll do you one worse... by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Since you have already staked your end around the rear end I will
    claim my monopoly on urination and to make sure people don't cheat
    with catheters I am going to cover those too. Want to pass water?
    Fine. I'll let you for a dollar which is a fair price considering
    you are polluting the environment with uric acid, phosphorous
    compounds, salts and metals.

    On a more serious note, why don't we just short-circuit this entire
    preposterous system that special interest built, spare us the slow
    but steady slide into an all-out fascist regime and just get on
    with it. Bring your swastikas.

  48. Claim as parody by lendude · · Score: 1

    As most people are shithouse dancers, especially when they've had a skinful at a wedding, just claim a personal performance/recording thereof as a parody: fair use, right?

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  49. Somebody's gonna copyright jackin off!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup ...you heard it! Some sucka is gonna copyright ole lady thumb and her four daughters. Now all you bathroom sitters are gonna hafta pay up every time ya see the joy man. If ya don't, well then that joker will issue a take down notice to yer pants.

    1. Re:Somebody's gonna copyright jackin off!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PRIOR ART!

    2. Re:Somebody's gonna copyright jackin off!! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      PeeWee Herman already did.

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  50. Prior Enforcement by dangerz · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Has he enforced his copyright before? I'm doubting it. Don't people have to show proof that they've done their best making sure noone violates their copyright in order to be able to keep it?

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    1. Re:Prior Enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're thinking of trademarks.

    2. Re:Prior Enforcement by ocelotbob · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Copyright can be selectively enforced; no need to show due diligence. However, this copyright may be bogus for other reasons, especially considering that pre-1978 choreography copyrights are a lot more stringent, and Mr. Silver probably didn't do most of the steps needed.

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    3. Re:Prior Enforcement by Kjella · · Score: 1

      And for the n-th time on slashdot:

      Do "IP rights" have to be defended to remain valid?
      Trademark: Yes
      Copyright: No
      Patents: No

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  51. I wish Mr. Schultz all the success in the world... by isaac · · Score: 1

    God bless you, Mr. Schultz, for your tireless counter-proliferation efforts! I long suspected that you, like Einstein and the atomic bomb, forever regretted the evil you loosed upon an unsuspecting world.

    With a little help from the US legal system, we may yet destroy the menace to society that is the Electric Slide.

    -Isaac

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  52. If only by bsytko · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only they did this with the Macarena.

  53. Finally a reason to revisit the question of DMCA by Ace905 · · Score: 2

    This is awesome, it looks like the 'inventor' of the electric slide is actually serious but no matter ; we need something this ridiculous for the courts to go, "oh wait, maybe that was retarded of us to pass that ridiculous legislation in the first place". My only complaint about the whole thing is that the case itself, as the article points out - is on shaky ground solely because the videos may fall under fair-use rights.

    The problem is that you can copyright a dance (any damned dance) in the first place. I'm going to go copyright 20 different punches, kicks and acrobatic moves then get paid by every single kung-fu movie producer in the world. This is totally ridiculous.

    The best quote from the article, " I don't want future generations having to learn it wrong and then relearn it as I am being faced with now ". Seriously? This guy's got to be a complete idiot. Like this would ever be a scenario:

    "Hi there guy that invented the electric slide. Wow, I'd love to take dance lessons from you"
    "Great, let's get started - I'm going to show you the electric slide"
    "Ohhh, I don't need to learn that one - I already know how to do it"
    "show me"......... "you're doing it wrong"
    "Oh MY GOD! WRONG? NOW I HAVE TO LEARN IT ALL OVER AGAIN!"

    moron.

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  54. Re:I wish Mr. Schultz all the success in the world by isaac · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I meant Mr. Silver. Mr. Schultz was the guy who unleashed the evil that is "Peanuts" on an unsuspecting world.

    -Isaac

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  55. Electric Slide Video as posted by inventor by Ace905 · · Score: 3, Informative

    If anybody is wondering, the quote unquote correct way to perform The Electric Slide is available here.

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    1. Re:Electric Slide Video as posted by inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's one ugly chick...

    2. Re:Electric Slide Video as posted by inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded this informative?! The link is just an animated gif of a guy in a dress wobbling around!

    3. Re:Electric Slide Video as posted by inventor by RattFink · · Score: 1

      Geez.... Moderators please at least make a token effort to follow links before modding them.

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    4. Re:Electric Slide Video as posted by inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just write out the words "quote unquote?" You know you can use actual quotes when writing, right?

  56. Brilliant! by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

    Someone could copyright jerkin' off and bankrupt the slashdot user base.

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  57. It works for me by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Get a meme going then slap down the people expressing the meme. Eventually you'll piss off enough people to get the DMCA gutted.

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  58. Taurens Watch out ! by issaco · · Score: 1

    Wonder if the wow Tauren dance infringes...

    1. Re:Taurens Watch out ! by issaco · · Score: 1

      Here's a Video illustrating it.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BMaJ_ziaO0

  59. Re:Some good does come from this. by gsn · · Score: 1

    In the USA, Stanley Mills, NY. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Dance

    I remember when I was a wee freshman fresh of the boat, they made us go to a baseball game and they had thing thing go, and it scarred me for life. Get your pitchforks ready. These bastards are going down!

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  60. Re:Maybe I can copyright the missionary position.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something tells me that since this is the Internet, you'd make a lot more money if you could copyright moving one hand up and down vigorously.

  61. My favorite part. by twitter · · Score: 1

    Silver himself posted showing the Electric Slide, he wrote, "Any video that shows my choreography being done incorrectly is being removed. I don't want future generations having to learn it wrong and then relearn it as I am being faced with now because of certain sites and (people) that have been teaching it incorrectly and without my permission. That's the reason I (copyrighted) it in the first place."

    So, all dances which are similar to his but not his are his? Was there nothing remotely like "his" dance that he got "wrong" that should have prevented him from owning this dance for the next hundred years?

    These are issues anyone can understand. They might agree that people can't rip off broadway shows and movies to make other shows and movies but they will never be so servile as to think they need someone's permission to dance. More, they expect to be able to sing, dance and share the moment with their friends.

    As Lessing put it, suddenly with new technology there's a new common sense. The example he used was the vertical ownership of land. Once upon a time, ownership was theorized to cover all of land from the Earth's core to the stars. Shortly after the invention of airplanes, two chicken farmers tried to sue an airport. The case was shot down because it flew in the face of common sense. It will be obnoxious cases like the Electric Slide that will set straight just what is owned with a copyright to a dance, and it's not going to be forcing everyone to ask one person permission to share their home movies.

    With that part of a bad law defeated, people will start to want other freedoms.

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  62. Re:Maybe I can copyright the missionary position.. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    ...but since this is the internet, I'd probably make more money if I copyright the 'Dirty Sanchez', 'Standing up in a shower doing it from behind' and 'Two midgets, a trapeze and the running start'.

    You forgot 'the cheerleader and the giraffe'. Too late, I already copyrighted it!

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  63. Monkey dance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's the one I'd go for and then sue those who performed it at a public event, especially a rich bastard who yelled "Developer, developer, developer" while doing it.

    Incoming chair, duck!!

  64. Cheap imiatation of John Cleese by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    It sure looked a lot like the "Silly Walk" that John Cleese does in Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks sketch. I think Mr. Cleese should sue him!

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  65. Re:YouTube Revenue Share Will Really Make This Bad by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    One of the tenets for "fair use" is whether or not the use of the copyrighted material was whether the intent was of a commercial nature or not. Once revenue sharing starts, millions of legally "naive" video uploaders are suddenly going to find themselves thrown into the nasty side of the fair use litmus test.
    Aren't there similar reasons the movie/tv release & distro groups don't do it for money?

    Maybe we'll just end up with new release groups dedicated to uploading vids on GooTube through anon proxies or some other unexpected circumvention of the rules.

    They'll end up playing cat & mouse forever, unless they keep clamping down.
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  66. That's the point... by Excelcia · · Score: 1

    This is the whole point of revenue sharing in the first place. Remember, you are potentially violating copyright if the intent is to make money. Now, with the new scheme, it can be successfully argued that any upload to Youtube is with the intention of making money.

    I would be willing to bet that the revenue sharing is part of the negotiations that Google have been in with the major studios. The agreement being the studios generally allow (for a fee of course) content to be on Youtube, but the revenue sharing gives them a larger stick to go after people who use copyrighted material in a way the studios don't like. Youtube then agrees that they won't get in the way of the studios pulling those things down.

    There is no way Youtube is coughing up money for any other reason than they are getting a return on their investment. The above is the only way they are getting RoI on revenue sharing that makes sense.

  67. Ripoff! by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    > No more copyrighted music at weddings without a license. I'm sure somebody owns the copyright on "Here comes the Bride". You can license it for your wedding at the low low price of $1995.

    What a ripoff! SCO would license it to me for only $699...

  68. This is a very good thing. by dmadzak · · Score: 1

    The more rediculous DMCA complaints that happen the better. More people will realize what a mistake this was and will have justification for asking Congress to repeal it.

    Now whether common sense will prevail, I don't know. Ideally I would want to see a flood of complaints that take down every single video, picture and sound on the internet. Then the politicians would be affected and businesses would complain and action would be taken. I'll sacrifice short term pain for long term freedom in this instance.

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  69. Dance MOVE is not generally copyrightable by femto · · Score: 1

    At least here in Australia a single dance move is not copyrightable. A dance school I once went to tested that in court by losing when they tried to stop former students from starting up in competition. A sequence of moves can be copyrighted. I guess it is roughly like trying to copyright a musical interval compared to an entire song.

    It seems at bit strange that the choreographer is trying to stop "bad dancing". The essence of his complaint seems to be "I want to use copyright law to stop these people from doing the Electric Slide because they are not doing the Electric Slide". Spot the inconsistency? Who is to say that these people aren't doing the Electric Slide, but their own dance which looks vaguely like it?

  70. new take on an old joke by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1
    patient: "Doc, it hurts every time I do this" (moves arm in strange way)

    doctor: "My move! I'll SUE!"

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  71. I think we can all agree.. by Reaverkin · · Score: 2, Funny

    There'll be no dancing around this issue.

  72. I'm filing a copyright for whistling dixi by dgun · · Score: 1

    "Indeed, Richard Silver, who filed the copyright for the Electric Slide in 2004" I find it suspicious that he waited to 2004 to file for a copyright, when I was doing this dance "on the moon" as early as 1990. On his website, this guy also claims to have invented break-dancing. I think he's just a fruit loop or two short of a full bowl.

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  73. Copyright inhibits the market it tries to create by Geof · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the tenets for "fair use" is whether or not the use of the copyrighted material was whether the intent was of a commercial nature or not. Once revenue sharing starts, millions of legally "naive" video uploaders are suddenly going to find themselves thrown into the nasty side of the fair use litmus test.

    The irony of course is that copyright, a mechanism intended to create a market for creative and intellectual works, effectively discourages participation in that market. The alternative of noncommercial fair use only underlines that failure. (Eliminating fair use wouldn't help: in that case, most of these works wouldn't be created and/or distributed.)

    Not that this is new, it's just really obvious here. In spite of the ideology of copyright fundamentalists who preach "the more the better", economists know that copyright by its nature must introduce inefficiencies into the market.

  74. He Doesn't Own It! by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From his Tripod website

    "Longchamps, owners of Beefsteak Charlie's, opened a disco called Vamps on Broadway between 70th and 71st in the fall of 1975 and had an advertisement running in "BackStage" for bartenders and waiters. I needed a job at the time and applied for a position. When they say my resume and found that I was a professional dancer they asked me to give the opening night party. They hired a professional party giver, who did Neil Sedaka's Birthday, to give the Saturday Night Party and one of the girls from the Longchamps office gave the Sunday Night 'Black' Party with Leontine Price and Wilt Chamberland. My party was the only party that made money for the staff as well as the restaurant and when the clientel started dropping off a few months later they asked me to give another party only they wanted me to create a new dance and premier the dance at this party. I created "The Electric Slide" as the song had just come out and had a great beat and as I had already created "The Electric Weeble", it seemed the obvious next step. After only a few weeks of teaching the dance, I tore the cartilege in my right knee while demonstrating some of the variations of the dance and was operated on through Workmen's Compensation and was laid up for over a year. It wasn't until 6 or 8 years later that I realized how far the dance had gone and that my worst fears had come true. Every night I would tell the patrons - this dance has 3 threes, 2 twos, a One and a Hop, but I'm sure that someone is going to forget a step and try to square this dance off into 4/4 timing - It is not supposed to start on ONE every time. That is what makes this dance unique - but someone did square it off and want it to start on the downbeat and incorrectly told someone who told someone and all of a sudden - everyone is doing the dance, but they are not doing it correctly. I have spent MANY YEARS trying to correct this and until recently had given up on ever getting it right. - BUT then came the internet and now I am working to correct this wrong."

    Ric Silver was injured that night, and was put on NY Workers Comp WC Case 0763-6911 6/17/76, and in the documentation listed on his website it clearly says he was an employee of VAMPS, meaning that he created it because he was asked by his boss. Therefore he doesn't own the dance moves http://ric06379.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/site builderpictures/ll.jpg

    1. Re:He Doesn't Own It! by Compulawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not that simple. His employer only owns it if he assigned it to his employer or if it is a work made for hire under the Copyright Act of 1976. Among other things, the Act requires a written agreement that the work is made for hire. The documents posted there do not include enough information to determine.

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    2. Re:He Doesn't Own It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it might not be "that simple," but the deck is totally stacked against this guy.

      here is the first rule: a work prepared by an employee within the scope of his or her employment;

      basically, if he wasn't an independent contractor, it was a work made for hire. given his workers' comp claim against the company, he was clearly an employee and under work mad for hire.

      there may be some loopholes, but 95%+ this is owned by his employer at the time. now, the employer could sign it over to him. maybe the employer has done so. i don't know.

    3. Re:He Doesn't Own It! by Compulawyer · · Score: 1
      The deck is not "totally stacked" against this guy. Show me the written agreement that states that the choreography is a "work made for hire" as required by the statute. Then show me how the choreography fits into one of the statutory categories of works that can be works made for hire.

      Simply put, unless you can show BOTH these things, a copyrightable work is NOT a work made for hire. Just because a copyrightable work was created during the course of employment does not make it a work made for hire.

      This is not a case of a "loophole." From the evidence on the website it is a clear-cut case of not meeting the definition of a work made for hire. Therefore unless he assigned the work to his employer the employer does NOT own the work.

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  75. Interesting ... by Compulawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... that someone complaining of copyright violations has a webpage that depicts 4 cartoon characters dancing to music - and one of those characters is pretty clearly Spiderman. Last I had heard, Spiderman is copyrighted by Marvel Characters, Inc. (Marvel Comics). I wonder if Mr. Ric Silver got a license from Marvel to use the Spiderman character? Someone who cares about enforcing copyrights in his work must surely respect copyrights owned by others and not use copyrighted works of others without permission. I looked but could not find any licensing information on this page or his personal homepage. I even used the search engine on the the-electricslidedance.com webpage to search for the word "license" but unfortunately got no results returned.

    Also, his webpage (and personal homepage each play a sound recording of a song I believe is called (warning: iTunes link)"Electric Boogie" by Marcia Griffiths. I can't help but wonder if Mr. Silver has a license from ASCAP, BMI, or whichever entity may be responsible for enforcing the copyright for this sound recording.

    As long as I am pointing out these types of things, on Mr. Silver's homepage is a graphical representation of a copyright symbol (the "circle-c" symbol) that looks remarkably similar to the one on the webpage of the U.S. Copyright Office.

    In a line in the song "Electric Boogie" the singer says, "Oooooh .. shocking!" Are these facts shocking? Not to me. But very interesting. At least in my humble opinion.

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  76. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by Technician · · Score: 1

    I haven't heard much about it lately, but apparently it is *really* difficult to find a wedding photographer who will simply take his fee and turn over the digital files and/or negatives.

    It is not that hard anymore. Lots of people are upset with the outdated model where everything from a studio has to be on paper and don't your dare reproduce it at all. Some photographers understand the need to post online and use digital slideshows and DVD's for distant relatives. Ask at the studio. You might get permission and be provided webshot resolution of photos you paid for to post online. If you want full resolution/negatives, you may have to go another route.

    Don't bother going to a studio where the photographers are under contract and the studio owns the copyright (like Olan Studios). Put an ad online that you are needing to hire a photographers services and would like to review applicants works. Pick one you like from the applicants. You can also search some photographers portfolios online. Some do fantastic creative work and are proud to post samples online.

    Do a contract for the work including the time, number of shots, number of prints and enlargements, quality standard (35mm/large format, digital SLR, etc) and full rights and posession of the negatives/digital files. There are a few good contract commercial photographers. Don't expect the same prices the studios charge. This will cost more, but it's worth it because you have the full rights to put the photos online for those who could not attend. If you like his work offer to recommend him to your friends. Word of mouth advertising is valuable.

    Don't expect to pay $60/hour, get 300 great shots and only pay for a dozen prints and collect all the negatives and rights. Come prepared to pay for results of a once in a lifetime event. A good photographer will cost you. Choose one who has the experiance and can show you a great portfolio with good lighting, great focus, conposition, color balance, and can catch all the inlaws in a shot where nobody blinked. A single shot and moving on is not the photographer you want.

    When you buy a package from a studio, you work with their contract. When you hire, they work with your contract.

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  77. That move was obvious to anybody in the field by straponego · · Score: 1

    But if you insist, fine, I promise I won't... actually. Guys, let's think about this... "Sorry, babe, my attorney has advised me that dancing in an unlicensed forum could put me in an untenable legal position. Let's just pound a few more drinks and head home, eh?"

  78. Worse... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    Slashdot had an interview way back with some lawyers in the US Copyright Office way back when and discussed the DMCA. One of their answers concerning the perjury provision is that it doesn't mean what we'd like it to mean :[

    Supposedly, and IANAL so get one if the answer is important, but the perjury part only applies if they lie about representing the copyright holder. So they might lie outright about having a copyright in the first place, but so long as it's sent by someone who really does represent the (alleged) copyright holder, you can't nail them for perjury :[

    That said, if you can convince a judge that their claim was legally frivolous you might still be able to nail the bastards for something anyhow, but it's doubtful you'll get very much. Just look at what all the Cult of Scientology has done using the DMCA and they're still going on. If you can see the 'firehose', you'll see that Slashdot hasn't been publishing much about that one guy who is now in prison for allegedly "threatening" them with a "[Tom] Cruise missile" on Usenet.

  79. It is most definately a copyrightable work by westonweb · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Electric Slide is made up of 1 unit of choreagraphy known as a phrase. Mostly these "phrases" are meant to match a specific phrase structure of a particular set of music. In general a phrase is 32 beats of music. The electric slide is a 32 beat phrase with an extra 4 beat rhythm break. Through the process of doing the dance the dancer starts facing one wall. At the end of the phrase the choreagrapher incorporated a 90 degree turn. So that by the time you have completed the phrase 4 times you will end up facing the same wall that you started in. Rinse and Repeat till the song ends. It is the dancing equivalent of a for loop.

    Whoever choreagraphed this little peace of nostalgic heaven did a brilliant job. The dance is so easy that any grandma can do it in only a few minutes. She feels as if she is dancing just as well as the rest of the cool and hip people on the dance floor. She is getting exorcise. The younger set gets a lot of chances to be creative within the dances structure, yet still be part of a group.

    In the late 70's and mid 80's a concurrence of events in American pop-culture created an environement that made this dance popular. The late 70's marked the end of the "hustle-era" and the mid 80's marked the "urban-cowboy" era. Line dancing was not extremely popular with the hustle dancing set but was just catching on when "Disco" was collectively pronounced dead by the American zeitgest. About the same time John Travolta again made a splash with his movie Urban Cowboy and a new dancing fad was born. Two-stepping and Line-dancing at the local "honky-tonk" was all the rage. The easiest of all the dances to learn was the Electric Slide. Soon after this confluence of events every budding dance teacher across the country rushed to put out content on the new hot medium of the day... Video Tape. I still see the dance prominently displayed on DVD's in the dollar bin at Half Priced Books all the time. The Electric Slide was in the right place at the right time to become the most popular line dance in history.

    In my mind there is no question that the choreagraphy is indeed something worthy of being copyrighted. On the other hand it is quite debatable whether or not it has any real value. I don't know copyright law. But I can say that if I was faced with the decision of paying a liscence fee to the choreagrapher, I will just make up my own 32 beat phrase with a 1 quarter turn at the end and call it The Erotic Bump instead. It isn't that hard to do. For an overview of where line dancing is today view this link.... http://www.ucwdc.org/competition/linedances.shtm where you will find that not one of the choreagraphers is paid for their efforts. In the meantime Im going to go out to the salsa club and do the Macarena

  80. Re:Finally a reason to revisit the question of DMC by horigath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The problem is that you can copyright a dance (any damned dance) in the first place. I'm going to go copyright 20 different punches, kicks and acrobatic moves then get paid by every single kung-fu movie producer in the world."

    No. You can't copyright something, magically, that you didn't come up with. You can't copyright a punch or kick that someone else has already used. You could perhaps copyright a sequence of 20 different punches, kicks and acrobatic moves as you seem to suggest, but unless your sequence takes on another layer of signification in the popular consciousness, no kung-fu movie producer will use it. This is perfectly reasonable. The Electric Slide is desirable to people because of the value it as a whole has gained historically, not because it's a fundamentally basic mode of movement.

    Yes, you can copyright a dance, as with any other mode of expression.

    Seriously: there are problems with this guy's strategy, including uncertainties of the copyright, whether it's applicable at all, whether fair use comes into it, and of course the onerous requirements of the DMCA. But people's ability to claim a copyright on their own creative work is not the problem here. His being a bully is.

  81. I think this would be the limit... by Rydia · · Score: 1

    This aspect of the DMCA is limited by copyright subject matter. I may be wrong, but it seems to me that the dance itself is uncopyrightable due to lack of proper fixation. I may be wrong, but I remember it being very difficult to get a copyright for something like that (or at least, to defend one).

  82. Let's Hope He Wins! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    And if this is upheld, I'm going to copyright the "hand-dance" moves that are required to fill out DMCA paperwork.

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  83. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by cilynx · · Score: 1

    Just to second PT, I haven't had any trouble at all finding wedding photographers perfectly willing to hand over all rights and full-resolution digital copies of everything shot. Around Milwaukee, most of the independent photographers charge a flat rate for their time and hand you a DVD or two and the end of the event. They recommend print shops or even Wal-mart for your prints as the quality is close enough that civilians can't tell the difference and real development studios can't get anywhere near the price point. From my research, most modern photographers make up the cost in optional digital editing. You want shots cropped, spliced, and centered? (1 min in Photoshop) Sure thing, but it'll cost you $10 a shot. Want a nice pastel effect? (30 seconds in Photoshop) $25. You want a black and white shot with a red rose? (1.5 minutes in Photoshop) $50. I have definitely come to realize how valuable my Mad GIMP Ski11z are, if not to the rest of the world, at least to my wedding budget.

  84. I'm torn. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's he's doing isn't *clearly* right or wrong.

    Wrong: He's getting litigious for no good reason.

    Right: He's trying to stop people from doing The Electric Slide.

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  85. It's sooo advanced by csplinter · · Score: 1

    Wow I'm impressed, hes right this dance really isn't for the faint of heart. This is a dance only for true badasses. If you can't moonwalk on one foot yet don't even attempt to perform The Electric Slide. I tried and I think I dislocated my knee. As the website says "for professional dancers only!" Here enjoy this incredible display of precisely dexterous and acrobatic skill. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZwnm6B90M

  86. Lack of enforcement? by mblase · · Score: 1
    From the "creator"s webpage:

    In "Nobody's Baby" (2001) with Skeet Ulrich & Gary Oldman - Oldman and one of the main characters dance "The Slide" while the credits run at the end of the film.
    In "The Replacements" (2000) with Keanu Reeves - the football team dances "The Slide" in jail and again on the football field . No one asked permission to use my choreography and they dance the shortened 18 step incorrect version.
    The only film that has actually used the correct choreography was "The Super" (1991) when the tenants invite Joe Pechi to join their house party.
    Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but would the fact that he hasn't raised the issue of copyright at any time since 1991 invalidate any claims he's trying to press today?
    1. Re:Lack of enforcement? by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      No, but it would likely limit his claims to actual damages (i.e. unpaid fees from TV shows and so forth) rather than punitive damages.

  87. Someone's a little slap-happy by mblase · · Score: 1

    The Texas 'Silver' Star 1984
      - notice SILVER is in quotes as my last name is Silver and I asked that it be that way. - I also asked that it be listed as anonamous - but will take credit here.
    Sure, why not, since nobody else is.

    Breakdancing 1972
    If you're trying to take credit for inventing this entire style, lots of luck to you.
  88. Mr. Silver violates his own rule by Nos9 · · Score: 1

    I just checked the videos on the website linked from the article, it appears YouTube has blocked the playing of the embedding videos on Mr. Silvers page, at the request of the owner. It tells me I need to go directly to youTube to watch the videos. Oops.

  89. Probably because.... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why Futurama sang a different variant in the episode with Nibbler's Birthday.

    Probably because through a series of Mickey Mouse protection acts, it's *still* copyrighted in year 3000.

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    1. Re:Probably because.... by Workaphobia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or, if you're an optimist, that the absurdly strong powers of copyright holders to "protect" their works ended up causing the public to abandon them.

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  90. Excellent! by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    The DMCA is finally being used for something constructive!

    Now if I can only finagle patent law to somehow get me out of going to weddings in the first place...

  91. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by Technician · · Score: 1

    Around Milwaukee, most of the independent photographers charge a flat rate for their time and hand you a DVD or two and the end of the event.

    I found most of these offerings are one guy with one digital SLR, no studio work, limited creativity (Burger King assemply of the required traditional shots) & one or two umbrella lights. If you have large extended family present, you may want to look for someone who takes the time to do good lighting with background shadow elimination flash, key and several fill flash, & hair light. Some people just want snapshots, some want studio quality family photos. Hire what you need.

    Review their work. I found the quality all over the map from 35mm shots with on camera flash, to full studio set-up. A photographer with a great personality can work wonders with crowd orginization for great shots with everyone happy. Don't go by price alone. It isn't worth it. Find a pro.

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  92. Re:Finally a reason to revisit the question of DMC by sholden · · Score: 1

    courts don't pass legislation.

  93. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by cilynx · · Score: 1

    Not that I doubt your experience, but from mine, most of the "brand name" outfits were much more prone to the line-up-and-smile type of work as that's what sells prints to the extended family. My fiancee and I aren't interested in wasting time with photos that will live their entire existence in a box. Basically, we're looking more for "slices of life". The independents have at least claimed to be more creative and interested in putting an artistic slant on things instead of looking out solely for their bottom dollar.

    Just for the record, I have also found that many of the independents are just as if not more expensive than the brand name outfits. The main difference being that the independents offer a little more sway to their contract, somewhat because of the more personal relationship, but mostly because of their lack of legal division.

    I do have to agree with the advanced lighting on some of the "important" shots. We're doing the bridal shots in-studio well before the wedding to make sure that they come out perfectly.

    I also have to second the "personality" comment. These people are going to be wandering around at your wedding and your main piece of history is going to be from their point of view. Make sure you like their outlook on life.

  94. This is a planet wide take down notice... by Genda · · Score: 1

    Attention planet earth...

    I created this new move... it involve expanding then contracting your chest... and makes this cool sound, as air passes in and out through your nose and mouth. I created this move. It's mine. Anyone who performs it anywhere, anytime, without my permission, owes me a ton of money, and I can ask you to stop doing my move (especially if your lame ass is doing it wrong) whenever I feel like it. under draconian penalty of law... Because the DMCA says so.

    Genda

    "We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it." - George Bernard Shaw

    1. Re:This is a planet wide take down notice... by LaminatorX · · Score: 1
      I think that one's been in the public domain for a while now.

      If you're clever though, if you can come up with a derivative work that hasn't been done before, than go right ahead. Just be careful not to pass out.

  95. Copyrights Gone Too Far..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    This is just another story - among dozens - of people taking copyrights too far. When you copyright something, and it becomes ingrained into social culture, the courts should rule that it has been assimilated to the extent that it is now social property. I do believe that copyrights should be enforced, but when people are simply having fun, the last thing that they should be worrying about is wheather they are violating a copyright held by some obscure selfish 'artist'. I think that copyright law should be that unless there is a clear motive to generate massive amounts of revenue, then the case should be dropped. There shuild be criteria in determining copyright infringement:

    1: Social Assimilation. - Has the song/dance/slogan/look become ubiquitous in today's society? Doest the recognition of the "creator"/"artist" critical to society?
    2: Financial Motives. - Is the "offending" individual solely attempting to generate revenue? Is the "offender" simply re"creating" th work in question for the benefit of society and/or interested individuals, or are they simply doing it for financial gain?
    3: Factual Engineering. - Is there clear evidence that the work in question was solely and explicitly designed with the clear intentions of discrediting the other "artist"?

    Soon, everything in today's society will be copyrighted. Someday, we'll have to pay royalties to whoever owns the rights to the Kama Sutra just so we can have sex.

    Voice from under the bed: Sir.....?
    Me: What?
    Voice from under the bed: Sir, I am required by law to serve you with this Cease And Desist Order.
    Me: What the hell did I do?
    Voice from under the bed: Sir, you are using a copyrighted sexual position without citing proper credit to the original creators and/or paying the appropriate copyright fees to the creator.
    Me: What?! What the hell am I supposed to do then?
    Voice from under the bed: Try the "Sixty-Nine Position", it's only in the Patent-Pending stage.....for now.
    Me: Then who do I pay royalties to?
    Voice from under the bed: The Gods demand payment in the form of a virgin sacrifice.
    Girlfriend: Do you represent the Gods?
    Voice from under the bed: Yes Ma'am, as a matter of fact, I do.
    Girlfriend: Tell them we're broke.

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  96. Please Cease and Desist by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It has come to our attention that the administrators and contributors of slashdot.org (henceforth known as "you terrorists") are infringing on a copyright held by republicans (henceforth known as "us"). You terrorists are imitating the concept of "stupidity", albeit badly, and labelling it as "Funny", or worse, as "Insightful". Please cease and desist, or pay us royalties of $0.001 per "stupid" comment posted and $0.10 per "stupid" article retroactively. Based on early estimations, you terrorists owe us in excess of $67 billion.

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    1. Re:Please Cease and Desist by enrgeeman · · Score: 1

      is that $.001 or .001 cents?

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  97. Proposed legislation by ari_j · · Score: 1

    Submit this to your state legislatures and save a baby seal!

    A BILL to deny any legal effect to any marriage ceremony which is preceded or followed by any event that involves the Electric Slide, either the song or its accompanying dance, in any form.

    1. Re:Proposed legislation by dosquatch · · Score: 1

      A BILL to deny any legal effect to any marriage ceremony which is preceded or followed by any event that involves the Electric Slide, either the song or its accompanying dance, in any form.

      This is a good idea even without the copyright issue.

      Expanded to cover also the chicken dance, the loco-motion, and the macarena, of course.

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    2. Re:Proposed legislation by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Maybe there should be a state administrative agency created with authority, under this bill, to declare which songs and dances are on the Black Wedding List. There's no way the state legislatures can keep up with all the utter shit that gets produced and played at weddings every year.

  98. Limits by mpe · · Score: 1

    More seriously, does the DMCA have any limit on it's scope?

    It dosn't appear that usable by small corps/individuals against large corps. Even in situations which involve actual copyright infringement, such as SCO claiming that can do what they like with GPL code.

  99. Re:Bad dancing??? Not possibly infringing. by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

    So are they then liable for "attempted infringement" (tried to do it right but failed) or is the incorrect version a derivative work (tried to do it right - didn't remember how - made up some of my own)?

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  100. Re:Secret to Getting Copyrights to Wedding Photos by Compulawyer · · Score: 1
    Be willing to walk out of the studio. Be willing to pay for the negatives / digital files. Most (but not all) photographers will ultimately agree to sell you the copyright if you show you are willing to walk and hire someone else.

    MAKE SURE you get it in WRITING that the photos are works made for hire or if not works made for hire the photographer assigns the copyright to you.

    Make sure you have an honest photographer. Honesty is worth MUCH more than the best contract. Trust me - it totally SUCKS to have your photographer screw you on your wedding photos. Having to sue him/her just adds to the injury.

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  101. does the DMCA have any limit on it's scope? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    What would make you think that?

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  102. Get a life dude by boxxa · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding?! Not so much against the DMCA but more to the fact of the guy who "created" it. He is going around telling people their doing it "wrong" and taking down wrong videos of it. How stupid. He needs to grow up and get a life and not cherish the slide like he cured cancer and let people have fun with it. You don't see people suing over the macreana. Plus, if you technically change a step, are you then not doing the slide and are not violating his copyright?

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  103. Really, what next?! by one_red_eye · · Score: 1

    Where was the DMCA when the plans for the cotton gin were leaked?

  104. The toe tap by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1
    I am going to patent the toe-tap..Tapping the toe or foot to the rhythm the music currently being played...(would this include drummers???).

    Oh, and also the head bop, whereby the head rocks back and forward or up and down, also to some pre-defined rhythm.

    Karem

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  105. Screwed by his lawyers by dramenbejs · · Score: 0

    This is so simple.

    The guy's lawyers want to earn some more money, so they persuaded him into meaningless legal battles.

  106. Re:Pompous little prick by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like this guy is a line dancer, line dancers in my experience are all pompous little pricks.

    I was at a free music festival once near Wolverhampton. It was a Country Music festival but that year a huge crowd of line dancers had turned up and took up the entire area in the front of the stage.

    To start with they offered to teach people line dancing so we did that for a while but it was deadly dull so we just started hanging out in front of the stage drinking and performing our own dances instead to the increasing annoyance of the line dancers who eventually made a big fuss and asked us to leave because we were spoiling their dancing.

    You're spoiling our music festival we said, why can't you go and dance somewhere else ? The band who were playing at that point stopped the music and said there was no way we should go anywhere because we looked like we listening to the music and clapping and cheering and such whereas in his opinion the line dancers were a bunch a miserable tossers and hadn't clapped a single band all day. That shut them up and they went off somewhere else but I think this is indicative of the general attitude of the line dancers.

  107. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    Actually I took my pictures with Olan Mills (just before they went bankrupt) specifically because they would hand over the copyright (it was a special deal that you got all the pictures on a DVD - the copyright thing was a side effect).

  108. Anyone file one for breathing? by TAz00 · · Score: 1

    Seriously

  109. These copyright claims are getting so flipping old by drfscim · · Score: 1

    I think I'm going to apply for a copyright for my new dance entitled "Fuck you silver." It's like the electric slide, only with a lot of gesturing and screaming "Fuck you Richard Silver, you fucking fuck-for-brains." Yeah, I think it's gonna be huge at weddings.

  110. Copywrong by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    I call copyrights on walking.

    I take Paypal, Credit card and cash.....

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  111. Sometimes... by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    ....+5 just isn't enough. :)

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  112. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by Technician · · Score: 1

    Not that I doubt your experience, but from mine, most of the "brand name" outfits were much more prone to the line-up-and-smile type of work as that's what sells prints to the extended family.

    I was born in the 1950's so I have experianced the studios running photography like the diamond industry as a cartel. Even then, it paid to talk to individula photographers and review their portfolios, learn the personality, style of photography, and find out what equipment he uses.

    It's like getting a custom pizza at Pizza Hut. Talk to the right guy and you may get a pizza art piece instead of just half peperoni, half Hawaiian. Ever get a smiley face pizza for a kids party?

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  113. racist dancing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see him dance the grim fandango

  114. MOD PARENT DOWN by Builder · · Score: 1

    You'd think with all the articles here on /. people would know the difference between patents, copyrights and trademarks by now :(

  115. Digital? by mgiuca · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry... maybe I missed something here... isn't this the DIGITAL Millenium Copyright Act?

  116. Prior Art? by hasbeard · · Score: 1

    Is he claiming a patent on this dance step? I don't know how he can. I'm sure there is prior art for bad dancing. Or should I say prior artlessness? ;)

  117. Time to start! by Danimoth · · Score: 1

    Time for a Dance Dance Revolution!

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  118. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by cilynx · · Score: 1

    I'm a child of the 80's, and obviously don't have as much experience to work with. I vaguely remember my parents being forced into package deals on family portraits and such. I also remember being put in a lot of lines at weddings for pictures I would never want.

    My first real experience with a professional photographer was when I was 16 just getting started in freelance web design. He wanted a website that would rival Pepsi World (back when they were first experimenting with web-based chat) and he wanted to pay $200. We (I was working with a friend) tried to explain the impossibility of his request, but he wouldn't have any of it. We told him we would put together what we could in 15 hours and we would go from there. Well, upon receipt, he said that it was great, handed us $100, and said that he would get back with us about changes. He drafted up a simple contract for monthly maintenance and such which we all signed. After that, he never called back. When we called him, both he and his office secretary denied ever knowing of our existence, let alone a contract. We were kids, so of course we didn't fight it.

    But I digress. I think it's sad that they days of personal service (in any industry) are all but gone. I think it's high-time people start asking businesses for what they want instead of just taking what they can get off the prefabricated value menu.

  119. So there's no hope? by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 0

    After years of following these cases, and wathing the rights of every citizen be stripped away, one copyright at a time, I'm left with one obvious conclusion: THERE'S NO HOPE FOR OUR SOCIETY. Give us another 30 years of the DMCA, and we'll slide back to the 7th century.

    I don't see a difference between Osama's bombers and these RIAA / BSAA / MPAA guys.

    Unfortunately, our misguided presidente (Bush) is sending marines against the wrong side.

    Andy Out!

  120. IANAL, but as best I understand... by LaminatorX · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Not so much, copyright is automatic when a work is created, and it is definitely applicable to choreography as specific as the Electric Slide.

    OTOH, the damages he might conceivably collect will be less than if he had been actively asserting his rights all this time. "Innocent" infringement incurs only actual damages, while "willful" infringement opens one up to serious punitive damages.

    I'd be curious to see where the lines are drawn for derivative works WRT choreography. Typically dance IP issues only arise with more "serious" forms like ballet, musicals, dance companies, and the like (to the point where some instructors insist on controlling taping of student recitals so that students & family can get copies, but rivals cannot). I don't know how derivation would apply in a "popular" or "modern-folk" dance idiom which, almost by definition, will gradually change over time.

    Any choreographers (or their lawyers) want to chime in on this one?

    1. Re:IANAL, but as best I understand... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I guess I just have a hard time accepting that *doing* the electric slide is infringement. Teaching it and calling it yours, yes. Doing it at a party and posting it on the web, while possibly dumb (in the I don't really care to watch you be a fool sense), should not be infringing (IMHO).
      -nB

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    2. Re:IANAL, but as best I understand... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      Not so much, copyright is automatic when a work is created, and it is definitely applicable to choreography as specific as the Electric Slide.
      IANAGWHTTDR (I am not a guy who has time to do research), but while copyright is automatic now, I'm pretty sure it wasn't 27 years ago.
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    3. Re:IANAL, but as best I understand... by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      I don't think doing the dance is in and of itself infringing, any more than if I sit here at my keyboard and sing aloud a copyrighted song would be. People dancing it at a party or whatever is probably what passes for "fair use" of a dance. OTOH, if I publicly perform the dance in a recital setting, or have characters dance it in my movie or TV show, it certainly would infringe upon the choreographer's rights. The latter case seems to be primarily what he's after (as I can't really imagine a dance company having an Electric Slide recital).

    4. Re:IANAL, but as best I understand... by LaminatorX · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Automatic © era dawned in '89. That raises the question as to weather or not he initially registered. I don't know if there was a time-limit to register or something, or if a creator could indeed register a work long after the fact. I imagine his lawyer knows the answers to those questions. OTOH © is not like (TM) in that it has to be asserted to remain valid. If he does indeed hold those rights, their enforcement is largely at his discretion.

    5. Re:IANAL, but as best I understand... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I am not a choreographer or the lawyer of a choreographer, but I'll chime in anyway.

      Dancing is ridiculous, and copyrighting a dance doubly so. Dancing is only profitable in that people are paying to see *something* performed well. Nobody ever says "Holy shit, those country line dancers just did a scoot-scoot-twirl instead of a twirl-twirl-scoot! Genius!" or "I can't believe the ballerina did the twinkle toes bit with her hands on her hips and then went right into a bunny hop. I'm going to make that my own." Okay, maybe *some* people say those things, but those people are not a large enough group, nor is their potential "infringement" sufficient that we need federal protection from their antics.

  121. Claim Parody! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    C'mon - you all know it's true. Get any group of average white people together and try to get them to do the Electric Slide and it truly is a parody of the original.

    (FWIW - I once worked as a bartender for a Shriner's convention in Washington D.C. To see 400+ people out on the floor doing the Electric Slide properly, with style, is truly a sight to behold.)

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  122. Effects on software by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    This could get really interesting if it applies to virtual reality. I think my favorite tauren female dance could be in trouble if this guy ever decided to go after Blizzard Entertainment.

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  123. Re:Some good does come from this. by Arcturax · · Score: 1

    What about that dance where you jerk your thumbs about like in Seinfeld?

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  124. Re:YouTube Revenue Share Will Really Make This Bad by LaminatorX · · Score: 1
    I imagine this will (eventually, after much posturing and wrangling) work out much the same as the fees that bars and diners that have jukeboxes pay. They pay a yearly fee to the music publishers based on the size of the venue, the amount that the jukebox takes in, etc, for the right to publicly play the material in question.

    Radio stations and bars that have cover-bands make similar accommodations.

    Only the media cartels cocktail of fear&greed where new distribution channels are concerned have kept something this reasonable this from happening already. Rather than making the little$ that comes in in a public performance, they want the bigger$ (and typically less % to the actual creators) that they would get in a disc-sale.

    But as we all know, they cant hold back the tide.

  125. Chord progression ... by ja · · Score: 1

    :|Dm,C,A|:

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    1. Re:Chord progression ... by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      bwahahaha! I'm gonna write a tune on that progression right now. love it! makes me think of the B-A-C-H theme for some reason. maybe it's the chromatic C-C#-D.

  126. Old clubbing story Re: Electric Slide by the+saltydog · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, I used to hang out at a place in Maplewood, MN called The Hideaway (also known as M.T. Pockets); it was a sort of funk/rock honky-tonk; good sized, lots of fun, but pretty much a dump. Anyway, one particular night, early in the festivities they played the Electric Slide, and the floor was filled with larger-type women. I made a reference that the promotion for the evening must have been "Jenny Craig Night"... as the music started, one of my friends asked if that was that new song, the Electric Slide, and I replied, totally deadpan, no, with all that weight on the floor, it would have to be The Hydraulic Slide.

    Good times, good times...

  127. Disco inferno (this guy is going to Hell) by UttBuggly · · Score: 1

    Uhhh....since I'm really old, I know that the "Electric Slide" is actually "The Hustle" that was all the rage during the Dark Ages when Disco ruled the dance floor.

    I would claim "ownership" of "The Hustle", but it's about the LAST thing in the Universe I want to be known for.

    This guy is a liar. Although, I agree than someone should stop Ellen Degeneres from dancing...ever.

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  128. Re:Some good does come from this. by Christopher_G_Lewis · · Score: 1

    We had a clause in our contract with our wedding DJ that if he played any songs in our "No Play List" he would forfit the remainder of his pay.

    The no play list was pretty much *all* the bad wedding songs:
    Chicken Dance
    Electric Slide
    Hokey Pokey
    We Are Family
    and a bunch of others I can't remember off the top of my head...

    Quite funny seeing a bunch of drunk college friends trying to get the poor guy to play chicken dance, with him knowing that playing that one song would cost him about $750.

  129. Re:YouTube Revenue Share Will Really Make This Bad by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

    Consider the other side. For decades the general public has been completely unaware of the legislative distortions purchased by content providers and how many rights previously taken for granted weve lost in the name of so-called protection. What you describe, coupled with the loss of ability to copy DVDs, lawsuits for downloading, soon to be lost ability to record TV programs, etc., will bring to suburban living rooms in a very unambiguous manner the true motives and consequences of oligarchy protection organizations like the RIAA and MPAA. Once YouTube/Google suits start flying thick and fast maybe well finally come back around to an understanding of the original intent of copyright and the cost of expanding a utilitarian accommodation made to enhance the Arts and Sciences into an absolutist right over the control of common culture.

  130. Does this mean Blizzard is in trouble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Female taurens do the electric slide as their dance emote. I guess my 60 shaman is going to be sued.

  131. I'm going to copyright that Pepto Bismal dance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm off to copyright that Pepto-Bismal dance.

    Get the runs and I'll sue you!

  132. Send for the priest! by Akardam · · Score: 1

    She is getting exorcise

    You're right. Anyone doing the Electric Slide is definitely in need of an exorcism.

  133. Awesome by Benanov · · Score: 1

    Dude, that made my day. :)

  134. Quick! by Sleeping+Kirby · · Score: 1

    Someone go copyright walking! No one will be able to walk in a movie ever again! Everyone in a picture will have to either crawl or run (until someone copyrights that as well)! Make old people run or sue them for copyright infringment! We can take over the world!!!

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  135. We should be so lucky! by Malkin · · Score: 1

    Man, if we could ONLY get rid of drunken Electric Slide dancing, due to the grave peril that someone might accidentally record it. Please tell me this guy invented the Macarena, too.

  136. Ellen just got SERVED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a summons

  137. wtf by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1
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  138. Guys, be careful with this bigwig by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    He's "Listed in Who's Who in Dance".

    You don't wanna just awaken a sleeping giant and stuff...

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  139. Re:Finally a reason to revisit the question of DMC by danpsmith · · Score: 1

    This is awesome, it looks like the 'inventor' of the electric slide is actually serious but no matter ; we need something this ridiculous for the courts to go, "oh wait, maybe that was retarded of us to pass that ridiculous legislation in the first place".

    Except the courts didn't pass it. Stop before you start Shrug in on a rant about "activist judges."

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  140. Fight fire with Fire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fight fire with Fire.

    Capital idea! *ducks*

  141. "does the DMCA have any limit on its scope?" by Puk · · Score: 1

    Just wanted to point out that that question is a little (though not totally) misleading; it should probably read, "does copyright have any limit on its scope?" The problem is that copyright covers too many things, and that he can (he claims) copyright these dances in the first place. If anything, the DMCA is a limited positive here, because it provides a safe harbor to sites like YouTube who comply with the takedown notices; without the DMCA, this guy could just sue them and, if the copyrights are valid, win. The DMCA did not provide any new rights or abilities to sue beyond "old" copyright in this particular instance.

    The downside of the DMCA here is that it provides an incentive for sites like YouTube to take the videos down without really knowing they are infringing at all, and due to the volume of such requests, they almost have no choice. But that's still not really a "scope of the DMCA" problem, but a "scope of copyright" and "DMCA incentives" problem.

    -puk

  142. Re: And before 1935? by g-san · · Score: 1

    So, anyone over 70 around here able to tell us what you all sang at birthday parties before 1935?

  143. Billy Ocean by dangitman · · Score: 1

    It's times like these that I feel sorry for Billy Ocean. If he had the foresight to copyright his moonwalk dance, he could have stopped Michael Jackson from ripping it off.

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  144. Re:Chord progression ... [OT] by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

    done. It actually ended up being very pretty. Thanks for the idea. :-)

  145. copyright? by bobcote · · Score: 1

    What's next? The Bunny Hop?, the chicken dance?
    What's a wedding without a bunch of female relatives and drunk Uncle Benny monopolizing the dance floor?
    Maybe Jimmy Buffett is right. The hokey pokey may be what it's all about.

  146. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by Technician · · Score: 1

    Actually I took my pictures with Olan Mills (just before they went bankrupt) specifically because they would hand over the copyright (it was a special deal that you got all the pictures on a DVD - the copyright thing was a side effect).

    The last time I dealt with Olan Mills, DVD's didn't exist yet. They did not have anything except photo packages, they kept the negatives and copyright. They insisted on putting their logo on the front of their photos even if you didn't want it. I guess its a sort of watermark before digital watermarking.

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  147. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

    Well, now that Olan Mills has gone bankrupt, all those negatives are probably lost forever!

    Yay.

  148. Re:Getting a photographer and rights; by Technician · · Score: 1

    Well, now that Olan Mills has gone bankrupt, all those negatives are probably lost forever!

    True! One more reason to not do obsolete studios.

    Yay.

    At least now I can decide when to toss the negatives instead of it being decided for me. I would like to get some reprints of my growing up years as they are faded. My kids won't have that problem.

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