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A Hippocratic Oath For Scientists

grrlscientist writes "In response to what appears to be a growing problem of scientific misconduct, a group of people at the Institute of Medical Science at University of Toronto in Canada wrote a scientist's version of the Hippocratic oath. This oath (which is cited in the story) was recited by all graduate students in the biological sciences at the beginning of the 2007-2008 academic year." This blogger argues that merely reciting an oath is not going to help much when "...the corruption in 'science' is systemic. It is due to corporate science being run according to a business model instead of in accordance to an educational paradigm. It is due to unrestrained corporate greed combined with a tremendous disparity in power and income..."

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  1. Well, I don't see why not ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    seeing as how taking oaths has worked so well for doctors, lawyers and Presidents.

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    1. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by mrbluze · · Score: 3, Interesting

      seeing as how taking oaths has worked so well for doctors, lawyers and Presidents. Doctors by and large don't take oaths anymore. But actually people do take pride in certain things, such as plaques on their walls. If an oath/pledge meant the person was a member of a respectable society and was given something to hang upon the wall as a reward, then there is at least a better chance they might take such a thing more seriously.
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    2. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      >doctors, lawyers and Presidents
      Who are frequently married.
      Capacity to carry out an oath starts in the home.

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    3. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by D+Ninja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. An oath does nothing if the person giving the oath has no morals to begin with.

    4. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You'd solve more problems by making MBAs take an ethics oath. It is usually these guys that are driving people to do unethical things in government, research, corporations, etc.

    5. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The great thing about hypocrisy is, once you accept it in yourself, you are then free to condemn it in others." :)

    6. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unethical people will continue to be unethical it's true. But it doesn't hurt to be explicit about what is ethical behavior and giving scientists at the beginning of their careers an opportunity to affirm their accord with those ideals. Some of us still try to live by our words.

    7. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by special_agent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It was spoken: It is due to unrestrained corporate greed...

      There is no such thing as corporate greed. Just as there is no such thing as a benevolent dictatorship of the proletariat. Rather, there are exploiters and vices which thrive in the vacuum created by weaknesses of the human soul. The belief that human greed in the world can be defeated by replacing corporations with other structures is fallacious.

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    8. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by adisakp · · Score: 4, Funny

      seeing as how taking oaths has worked so well for doctors, lawyers and Presidents.

      Hey now, the president has already taken a Hypocritic Oath or whatever that thingamaggie is called.

    9. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      That's why they should rather spell it as such: Hypocritic Oath.

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    10. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you're saying we should replace the hippocratic oath with a pretty picture ?

      Perhaps we simply need criminal sentences for breaking any part of the hippocratic oath. There are obviously problems with that : the democrats will never agree. You cannot take the hippocratic oath and do an abortion or euthanasia, it's out of the question. So that would, by itself, criminalize (and I believe that in the original interpretation would make executing either abortion or euthanasia punishable by death by poisoning, at least that was the ancient Greek way of dealing with violations of the Hippocratic oath)

      Basically the problem is that today's scientists feel totalitarian : they feel entitled to push their view on the data. Obviously both abortion and euthanasia harm patients. You could perhaps defend stopping a treatment, ie disconnecting life-giving equipment as compliant with the hippocratic oath, but euthanasia by actively terminating someone's life does not qualify as "doing no harm".

      The problem is a lot more simple : it is simply not possible to agree on a moral standard with people who have no morals. Until we fix that "little issue", no oath, and certainly no pretty picture, will help.

    11. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by knutkracker · · Score: 1

      people do take pride in certain things, such as plaques on their walls. This is effective only if there is a realistic prospect of the recognition being lost when an infraction occurs. This is not the same as losing recognition when you are caught, which is far less common.
    12. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by mvdwege · · Score: 4, Funny

      You'd solve more problems by taking all MBAs and offer them a smoke.

      In front of a wall.

      Facing a firing squad.

      Mart
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    13. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by knutkracker · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At the end of my Psychology degree, during our last module, they told us about studies which were generally critical of Psychology, which included the scientific integrity issue. I forget whose study it was (Williams?), but someone had gone to the trouble of contacting a large number of authors of academic papers and had asked for their original data to review it. About half had 'lost' it, and of the rest about 1/3 had made at least one significant error.

      I wondered at the time what could be done about this and whether it would help to write a small open source data-faking program, which would generate random results in line with the what the researcher wanted to find. By making it blatantly easy to massage/fake results (which was rife with the students writing their dissertations and faintly rumoured regarding certain staff), the problem would be hard to ignore as everyone would be under suspicion.

      Obviously this won't make it possible to spot essentially undetectable faked results, but it might place more pressure on scientists to make their results truly verifiable and start a (possibly panicked) discussion about how to maintain credibility, which seeems to currently be based largely on the assumption of good character.

      Or then again I may just be bitter about doing my research properly and not having taken the easy route like everyone else on the course.

      Aargh! Damn Psychology!
      [grasps head]
      Can't...
      stop...
      analysing....
      Gnnnh!

    14. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic? Bokay...

    15. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by cyclop · · Score: 1, Insightful

      but euthanasia by actively terminating someone's life does not qualify as "doing no harm".

      It depends on your definition of "harm". For my definition of harm, being forced to live in pain is much more harmful than the alternative of dying peacefully (it makes my life so bad that it is better no life than this kind of life). So, no contradiction. As for abortion, it depends on your definition of "patient". To me, an unborn embryo is not a patient, just like a tumour is not. Again, no contradiction.

      And yes, as a scientist, it is obvious I feel entitled to push my view on the data. If I found these data, no one probably will know better than me about them, therefore I'm the one most entitled to talk about them.

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    16. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It does not in the hippocratic oath, perhaps you should read it.

      (Human) life is valued above all else, and specifically it is valued OVER comfort.

      Therefore it is a VERY stretched interpretation that you'll need to allow passive euthanasia. Abortion : terminating one human life for the comfort of another is a definite, loud NO for the hippocratic oath.

      As is active (and let's be honest, passive too) euthanasia.

      Here's the text (which you haven't read) :
      ...

      I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone.

      To please no one will I prescribe a deadly drug nor give advice which may cause his death.

      Nor will I give a woman a pessary to procure abortion.

      But I will preserve the purity of my life and my arts.

      I will not cut for stone, even for patients in whom the disease is manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners, specialists in this art.

      In every house where I come I will enter only for the good of my patients, keeping myself far from all intentional ill-doing and all seduction and especially from the pleasures of love with women or with men, be they free or slaves.

      All that may come to my knowledge in the exercise of my profession or in daily commerce with men, which ought not to be spread abroad, I will keep secret and will never reveal.

      If I keep this oath faithfully, may I enjoy my life and practice my art, respected by all men and in all times; but if I swerve from it or violate it, may the reverse be my lot.

      Note that this leaves one thing open that you're going to disagree with : it indeed allows doctors to carry out the death penalty (even in cases where they do not necessarily agree with the verdict).

      Still in favor of the hippocratic oath ? I know I am though.

    17. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It is telling that stating the actual content of the hippocratic oath gets labeled "flamebait".

      Obviously, to a "democrat party supporter" (as in member of the democrat party of america, which is obviously not at all the same as someone who is in favor of democracy), really helping people out of principle, like the hippocratic oath demands, IS a flamebait.

      Hippocratic oath = completely illiberaldemocrat (for again the democratic party of america's definition of liberal), and VERY liberal (dictionary definition : allowing ALL people to be free to live their lives as they choose, which obviously prohibits abortion, and upon close examination also prohibits euthanasia).

    18. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by jank1887 · · Score: 0

      I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone

      To please no one will I prescribe a deadly drug nor give advice which may cause his death.

      in light of the first two lines, please explain the interpretation by which a doctor may still carry out the death penalty. (I'm not trolling, just curious because I don't see that in there.)
    19. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem they see is that if they give their information away, others might come up with an alternate explanation that better fits the data and all the work they have done, and all the work they hoped to do would mean nothing and they wouldn't have any more coming in to fund it...

    20. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by jabster · · Score: 1

      Hey!

      It all depends on the meaning of "is".

      -john

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    21. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      To please no one will I prescribe a deadly drug nor give advice which may cause his death.
      That's quite a statement right there. Let's look at a scenario. A doctor tells somebody that they have a brain tumour, and that they have about 6 months to live. There is a surgery, that has a 75% chance of death, and a 25% chance of being successful, which will result in being able to live for many years to come. Are they not allowed to do the surgery, because it "may cause his death"?
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    22. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by genner · · Score: 1

      A well reasoned response....how rare.

    23. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1, Troll

      First of all there are a number of medical functions in the execution process. You start by making the assumption of good faith, on the part of the justice system (which is obviously an assumption).

      So if it orders an execution, this execution is just.

      During the carrying out of the physical execution there are a number of medical functions that are not questionable at all :

      -> confirming death of the convicted
      -> preventing accidents (this includes stuff like advising and checking the dosage of any chemical that is to be administered, advising what the result of administering said dose will be, and monitoring the process)

      These are controversial, but only among the loony left sections of docters.

      That leaves :
      -> actually starting the process

      Now the reasoning is that the docter is not actually the party carrying out the termination of life (that would be illegal), it is the justice system that is initiating the process. So the reasoning goes, even though a docter is physically starting the process of termination, he did not start this process "in the real world", it was not started by the justice system either, but as a conscious choice on the part of the convicted. In other words : it is not at all the docter that is "the cause of his death", but rather the choices made by the convicted individual.

      The hippocratic oath, itself being an extralegal oath, also calls attention to the difference between malum in se (a moral crime) and malum prohibitum (a crime that is merely against man-made law, say, not fastening your seatbelt). Death penalty is the better of 2 evils, never a good deed in itself.

      Now obviously the death penalty, being a law, can never be malum prohibitum. So what is the moral angle ? The death penalty is not good, nobody's arguing that one, but the death penalty is the lesser of 2 evils. Remember that refusing to choose is also a choice (in this case it's knowingly exposing others to potentially lethal violence, that has been known to have been lethal at least once in the past).

      So the real question is simply of who do you protect ? The innocent or the guilty ? You kill no matter which choice you make (and the argument "but there's a chance" holds no water, since you're to accept the ruling of the court, not merely your own. It is arrogant beyond belief that you're capable of better moral judgement than the justice apparatus, and it is illegal to act on that belief).

      All the arguments against it are going to try to treat the death penalty as a malum prohibitum (literally following the words) issue, for the simple reason that if they treat is as malum in se (like it was always treated) they have 2600 years of history speaking against them.

      If you're a believer : Jesus Christ himself was asked whether the (secular, separate from religion) law gets to use violence : his answer was short, and very clear : yes. Believing Christians have therefore the full permission of God himself to use violence to defend the state. Later on he willingly accepted the verdict of the death penalty made by the state upon himself, which one can interpret as showing the validity of the punishment (in addition to it's primary meaning obviously), at the very least it confirms that using violence against a state official trying to carry out the death penalty is morally reprehensible. (again here he made a choice between 2 alternatives : the results of both choices were known to him, and he chose to undergo the death penalty, he chose the lesser of 2 evils, and walked with certainty to his fate)

      And if you're a muslim, your "prophet" executed over 10000 people directly, most (over 6000) for disagreeing with him, over 2000 for first agreeing with him and then leaving islam. The wars he started would eventually take over 300 million deaths (and those are the low estimates). He was NOT trying to protect anyone like Jesus Christ was, he was trying to destroy their lives, and the wars he started would eventually result in at least 300 million religio

    24. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is 'being a conservative and a tool' for which one occasionally gets modded down.

    25. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      The mother is the patient, so the patient is not harmed. Only some parasitic tissue is removed.

      Hmm, which is more harmful:

      1. Living every day for years in agonizing pain
      2. dying as peacefully as possible?
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    26. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Obviously both abortion and euthanasia harm patients.

      Obviously you haven't given it any thought, or seen anyone die of cancer. If I'm dying of cancer, and am in severe pain and will never be able to get out of bed again, sentenced to death by the horrible torture cancer is, witholding euthanasia is doing me GREAT harm.

      If a thirteen year old girl is pregnant because she's been raped, withholding an abortion is likewise doing great harm.

      If something that people are arguing about vehemently seems "obvious" to you, perhaps you should get off your high horse and listen to the people with opposing views. Things might not seem so obvious then.

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    27. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by microbox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You cannot take the hippocratic oath and do an abortion or euthanasia, it's out of the question.

      Sometimes killing someone is "doing no harm", and hiding behind rigid ideas *is* harmful. Sometimes and abortion *is* the right thing to do. There is always a question - which involves engaging ones morale compass, and necessitates a cultivation of insight into who you are, and what life is.

      A follower of the hippocratic oath does not perform acts of euthanasia or abortion, and that's because the oath places life above any sense of wisdom or reason. For that reason alone it is wrong.

      As Socrates said "I only know my own ignorance" - but the Oracle of Delphi said that he was the wisest of all. It is only an act of ignorance (and arrogance) that says that something is always in one particular way. Intelligence and wisdom must *always* be applied to *every* situation .

      Basically the problem is that today's scientists feel totalitarian

      Basically the problem is that even as off today, too many people subscribe to black and white thinking, and fail to engage their own intelligence. There - fixed that for you.

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    28. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You forgot something:

      I swear by Apollo, Asclepius, Hygieia, and Panacea, and I take to witness all the gods, all the goddesses, to keep according to my ability and my judgment, the following Oath.

      To consider dear to me, as my parents, him who taught me this art; to live in common with him and, if necessary, to share my goods with him; To look upon his children as my own brothers, to teach them this art.

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    29. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by microbox · · Score: 1

      An oath does nothing if the person giving the oath has no morals to begin with.

      Morality can be cultivated, and when this happens, it's a source of true happiness for that person. That's why religion is so pervasive and powerful in our society. Those who don't understand that are called "lost souls" in Islam (AFAIK).

      I'm sure that there's something true there that could be studied by science.

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    30. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by microbox · · Score: 1

      The belief that human greed in the world can be defeated by replacing corporations with other structures is fallacious.

      Mmm... I doubt anybody thinks that removing corporations will solve the problem of greed. Rather, corporations are a *structure* that creates a moral free zone - which makes successful people with a wide range of moral compasses.

      That greed is not purely correlated with corporate success is an interesting point. (I mean that there are plenty of business men with excellent moral compasses.) I think people get into business more because of a psychology of comparing themselves to others than of pure greed. Businessmen want to "succeed" against their peers.

      I think the main point about corporations is permitting some legal way that we can hold corporate behaviour to the some sort of ethical standards that don't make about half the population puke.

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    31. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comment 29313475 sounds too theological (i.e. Calvinist doctrine of 'total depravity') to be enlightened. Will the enlightened here please downmod?

    32. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by jank1887 · · Score: 1
      I'll ignore the religious digression, as specific religious interpretations on the right of just killing is irrelevant to the secular issue of medical action in just killing (or facilitation).

      so To please no one doesn't include government facilitation? will I prescribe a deadly drug nor give advice which may cause his death. "he" seems pretty clearly to indicate the patient, not "anyone else the patient may later harm".

      I assume (in agreement with your statemests) in modern practice there is still a separate executioner who actually pushes the button(s)?

      Was a doctor involved at all in any of the execution practice (apart from death pronouncement) back in the time when the Oath was created? (chopping block methods obviously answering the question). I'm assuming Socrates didn't drink physician prescribed hemlock.

      So, even if one argues the 'he may assist in execution for the greater good' angle, the oath doesn't say he must actively prevent death when he isn't charged to do so. As long as he isn't prescribing or administering the execution methods, I'd say he's unquestionably within the bounds of the oath. If he is, well, there doesn't seem to be a greater good clause in there. The physician's duty is to the patient's wellbeing. It is someone else's duty to the greater good. He doesn't have to actively prevent such action in support of the greater good, but if he wants to abide by the oath, he should not be the administrator.

      interesting...

    33. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      never do harm to anyone.

      To please no one will I prescribe a deadly drug

      allows doctors to carry out the death penalty

      Huh?
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    34. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by knutkracker · · Score: 1

      others might come up with an alternate explanation that better fits the data Fair point, but explanations can be suggested without the original data, and with it, reinterpretation is a lot harder as the standard of statistical significance is always set much higher for explanations that were not initially proposed. Otherwise, you could start retro-fitting any data you find with whatever explanation seemed to fit and you'd get a fair number of bogus hits due to random chance.

      I always argued that some of those would be good starting points for further research (how many inventions do we owe to serendipity?) but apparently its not good for funding, as you say.
    35. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I love how you rant against the partisans on the other side and argue from the point of view that the only way someone could disagree with you is if they have no morals.

      It's just so awesomely a result of rear compartment head storage.

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    36. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless docters carried out the death penalty in ancient greece, and ever since.

      The question only became loaded after WWII, and it's not a loaded question in many parts of the world.

    37. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by EMeta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously, the majority of modern medicine is a series of trade-offs of lesser evils. To give a man antibiotics is to disrupt his helpful bacteria, leaving him more prone to yeast infections. You can take the Hippocratic oath and still perform amputations if need be. Yes, this harms the patient as well, but the idea is least harm. More often than anyone is comfortable with, abortion and euthanasia come as a lesser harm.

      We don't life in a black and white world. Get over it.

    38. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A Modern Version of the Hippocratic Oath

      I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:

      I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.

      I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures which are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism.

      I will remember that there is art to medicine as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug.

      I will not be ashamed to say "I know not," nor will I fail to call in my colleagues when the skills of another are needed for a patient's recovery.

      I will respect the privacy of my patients, for their problems are not disclosed to me that the world may know. Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and awareness of my own frailty. Above all, I must not play at God.

      I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, a cancerous growth, but a sick human being, whose illness may affect the person's family and economic stability. My responsibility includes these related problems, if I am to care adequately for the sick.

      I will prevent disease whenever I can, for prevention is preferable to cure.

      I will remember that I remain a member of society, with special obligations to all my fellow human beings, those sound of mind and body as well as the infirm.

      If I do not violate this oath, may I enjoy life and art, respected while I live and remembered with affection thereafter. May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling and may I long experience the joy of healing those who seek my help.
      This is a modern version of the Hippocratic Oath, taken from medterms.com. Can you please point out to me where this prohibits abortion or euthanasia? According to the linked website, this version was written in 1964, by Louis Lasagna (Dean of Medicine at Tufts). So, for at least 40 years, this alternative has been around.
    39. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Let's first complete the question, since the "death in 6 months" is also far from 100% chance. We all know stories of patients that "were given 6 months" and survived another 20 years.

      So a patient has 75% chance of not surviving the next 6 months if nothing is done. If something is done the chance of death at the moment something is done is 75%, with a 25% of surviving the next 5 years (that is generally the method).

      Mathematically the correct action, given that you prefer life obviously, and that these figures are correct, is to wait 6 months, then do the surgery (they're not correct, which changes the situation, nevertheless let's assume we actually *know* the correct numbers).

      An ethical assumption made in Christianity (and Judaism) is that action always beats inaction, if the intent is good. Since there is a cost associated with the operation and the intent is to preserve life, the operation is good, regardless of the outcome. In practice, inaction leads to evil, in this case it leads to death. In many cases, even though progressives like to say that inaction is morally neutral, it is not. Inaction is morally reprehensible (obviously taking count of the fact that one is limited and cannot support every cause, nevertheless not supporting any cause, being "apolitical" is not morally neutral (it's not even apolitical, since it clearly defends one party)).

      Islam makes the opposite assumption, that inaction ("inchallah") allways beats action. (fortunately most of the shi'ites disagree, and thank God -the real one- for that), as a result shi'ite hospitals, while not quite up to catholic or jewish standards, beat the crap out of sunni ones.

    40. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Hey I've watched a few OBM speeches, and I'm a quick study.

      Now if only someone could point out where the "hope" and/or the "change" is located in that man's speeches, because that I didn't learn.

    41. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by cyclop · · Score: 1

      I think your interpretation on euthanasia is at least as overstretched as mine.

      There are all good reasons to think that when it says "To please no one will I prescribe a deadly drug nor give advice which may cause his death." it means something "I won't use my abilities to help killers to kill people", not to explicitly avoid euthanasia.

      As for abortion, well, yes, I disagree with the oath (It must be remembered however the oath was written in a period where abortion was probably very dangerous). Not that I'm very much embarrassed by that: if I have to choose between today's ethical standards and the ones of thousands of years ago, well, I choose the former. So much for the poor old oath.

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    42. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by digitrev · · Score: 1

      I normally agree with you, McGrew, but on this one, I have to take a different stance.

      It all depends on your assumptions. For example, if one assumes that suffering is the greatest harm, then yes, abortion and euthanasia are perfectly valid and in fact moral procedures. However, if you assume that death is the greatest harm, then abortion and euthanasia are morally reprehensible. To the GP, death is clearly the greatest harm. In fact, the law would tend to agree: murder is often given the highest level of punishment, even more so than rape or even crippling violence. However, one could also argue that it's the involuntary removal of life that is the greatest harm, and that the patient knows best and should be able to decide how one's life is ended.

      Society has changed. It is no longer the case that one moral view reigns supreme in a given town, let alone a country. For better or for worse, this is the situation we have arrived at. But we are a society. We must make a clear decision on what is worse: suffering or death. This, however, requires true debate, not political rhetoric, so I doubt I'll see a well informed decision on this made in my lifetime. And I am but 20.

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    43. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by digitrev · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't give a 100% guaranteed truth, but I'll try for, at the very least, a compelling argument, hopefully free of obvious mistakes.

      Let us assume that humans are greedy, and will, if given the chance, take as much as they can. Obviously, not all people are like that, as we can clearly see that some people are happy merely having enough to live comfortably. All corporations are invariably led or somehow controlled by humans. With a few exceptions (such as charities and NPOs), we have seen that corporations are greedy. It is not unreasonable to say that corporations are greedy because the humans leading them are greedy. So, in my opinion, any other structure, led by humans, will be suspect to the same greed we find in humans.

      Now, it is clear that it is possible for structures to exist that are not greedy. However, these are not the norm, and are often run by people who are not normal, in the statistical sense of the term. These people are outliers, but I still say they are greedy. Just not in the classical sense: they often believe in improving society, and subconsciously, believe that it will improve their life as well.

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    44. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, one could also argue that it's the involuntary removal of life that is the greatest harm

      That would be my stance.

      But we are a society. We must make a clear decision on what is worse: suffering or death.

      I don't think that my society has the right to choose between my suffering or my death. I see that as one's own personal decision; or it should be, at any rate.

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    45. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      In other words : it is not at all the docter that is "the cause of his death", but rather the choices made by the convicted individual. If the convicted individual in fact CHOSE these results, then there would be no need for a justice system whatsoever. We could simply leave these individuals to punish themselves. As they would certainly do in every case (in so far as this is apparently what they want).

      In the real world there is a discretionary power to not prosecute and with that discretion comes moral responsibility.

      As prosecution was not an inevitable consequence of the convicted individuals actions, it can not be deemed by some hand waving that the convicted individual chose to be prosecuted.

      Likewise the convicted individual did not choose to be apprehended. They usually try to avoid being apprehended. To ignore that evidence is to ignore objective reality.

      You can pretend the convicted indivual chose to be killed, but this is a legal fiction and not reality.

      The vast majority of people put to death by the state, if asked, would say they want to live.

      But its not surprising to see that ultimately you make a purely religious argument in favor of the death penalty bolstered by an assumption that the justice system is infallible and fundamentally moral. You also rely on 2600 years of tradition (as if the actions of barbarians is persuasive in the least).

      This entire line of argument falls apart completely once you allow that the justice system is fallible and that it is fundamentally political AND THAT IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN POLITICAL.

      If one is going to make any assumptions about the justice system, the assumption should be that the justice system serves the political system and the political system is fundamentally self serving.

      In that light, the ultimate purpose of all actions of the justice system is SERVICE TO POWER. Whatever moral good it happens to do is completely unintentional.

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    46. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by aron1231 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What is your beef with "democrats"? Because every individual who identifies themselves as such is exactly the same, and you can pretend to group them together? Because Republicans have no flaws and are perfectly anointed to run our country? Disclaimer - people can label me however makes them happy, but I don't consider myself to be either democrat or republican, because neither embodies everything I would like. Call me a realist. But arrogant people such as yourself, who think you can paint 150 million people with the same brush while looking down your nose, really annoy me... not to mention, you probably haven't taken the time to remove the plank in your own eye before looking for the sliver in someone else's.

    47. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by SmitherIsGod · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps we simply need criminal sentences for breaking any part of the hippocratic oath. " I have a few qualms about making a 2400 year old document the basis for laws.

    48. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To please no one will I prescribe a deadly drug nor give advice which may cause his death. ...

      it indeed allows doctors to carry out the death penalty Sounds like it would preclude carrying out the death penalty.
    49. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      Ah.. very nice, you have discovered the essence of capitalism.
      People are greedy, but strangely, also feel a need to help other people. As long as these natures are allowed to coexist and no external entity suppresses one or the other, society works rather well.

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    50. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by digitrev · · Score: 1

      Then you must respect the doctor's individual choice to refuse you that decision, on his moral grounds. The problem I see is that we have individuals making their decisions, then trying to force others to act accordingly, without respecting their respective decisions.

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    51. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abortion : terminating one human life for the comfort of another

      That's an interesting definition. Aside from the fact that sometimes abortions are not performed for the comfort but for the safety of another, many people do not consider an (embryo or fetus) == human life. Potential human life, sure; but so is sperm.

    52. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes me laugh, you have doctors that base their medical decisions on the business model of Health insurance company Policy, so what's the use. Oh I'm sorry Mr. Jones, you'll have to die because the insurance company doesn't cover your procedure.

    53. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

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    54. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by EventHorizon_pc · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a quote...

      "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."
      -John Adams

      Unfortunately, this is all too clear in today's politics.

    55. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Or the wealthy stockholders who demand more and more profits. At least the MBAs work everyday instead of living a life of luxury. They're just doing what they have to do to keep getting their piece of cheese from the people with all the cheese, just like the rest of us. They facilitate the greed, but they're not the necessarily source of it.

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    56. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why many of us real scientists (including me) do not consider psychology a science.

    57. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      What is the speaker talking about when he says, "All that may come to my knowledge in the exercise of my profession or in daily commerce with men, which ought not to be spread abroad, I will keep secret and will never reveal.". Is he referring to patient-doctor confidentiality?

    58. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by femur · · Score: 1

      Bingo....

      I thought this was the most important part of the posting, and it's something that gets downplayed so often today, at least in America: personal accountability. As special_agent implies, the bad thing happens when a person or some people make a decision to lie. It's not the fault of corporate structures or capitalism or a lack of tort reform or whatever. It's simple individual ethical decision-making.

      I work in a regulated industry and have seen the results of unethical decision-making repeatedly at every level in my own organization and in those of our competitors. (Our industry gets big press when someone cheats, usually because of huge lawsuits.) My hallmark story: Our team was working on a response to a set of queries from our industry's US regulatory body about one of our company's products. The team consisted of high-ranking scientists in our organization -- senior researchers with advanced degrees and specialized knowledge, including a couple of statisticians. Near the end of our work, the response document was almost complete, meaning we'd conducted the necessary research and statistical analyses and had answered every question with statements we as an informed group believed were true, scientifically valid, reflected the best research, and were supported by all statistical analyses.

      We were holding a weekly meeting to complete the response document. One of the scientist offhandedly asked a question about a potential design difference between two similar critical studies and asked whether the difference was statistically significant. The junior statistician -- "junior" in years of practice, not in education, for she held a PhD -- stated to the team, "I did not do that analysis because, just looking at the numbers, I don't think the outcome will be favorable to our product...."

      Most of us in the room were gobsmacked, including the statistician's more senior peer. The person with the most experience in the room, however, never missed a beat; he said, "Let's get one thing straight. We are in the business of telling the TRUTH!"

      Everyone agreed, the junior statistician turned red, the analysis was performed and reported to the regulatory governing body. I was proud to be a part of that team. At the same time, I also know that other teams had chosen a different tack when faced with that same decision; I found out later that the junior statistician had worked on a response document for another product and had been supported in her decision not to conduct an analysis on a potentially damaging issue. That's where she learned the behavior and, in that case, was supported for choosing to bury the data.

      This may seem like a minor example, but the industry in question makes literally billions of dollars off of single products, including the one in question. For companies in this industry, well-educated people at moderate levels of these organizations, like the junior statistician, can make decisions affecting the scientific validity of information upon which significant decisions are made. Sometimes these people have peers that help them make the right decisions, like in my example. Sometimes, however, these individuals make decisions and remain unchallenged ... until someone gets hurt and/or the lawsuits begin....

      Corporate greed is a fiction. People are greedy, not corporations. People make unethical decisions and either are rewarded or punished by other people making other decisions. We like to dress it up as "corporations" forcing people into unethical decisions, but it's just people. Someone or a group of someones end up making the decision to hide data, or do bad science, or choose not to do the analysis or experiment that would support an "unpopular truth," or whatever. It may be the board of directors, or the CEO, or just an employee who wants to make sure that his or her 401k shows positive growth this year. Regardless, it's a *person* who is accountable for that decision.

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    59. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      If the convicted individual in fact CHOSE these results, then there would be no need for a justice system whatsoever. We could simply leave these individuals to punish themselves. As they would certainly do in every case (in so far as this is apparently what they want).

      Unfortunately as we all know, this argument is flat out wrong. People knowingly commit "evil" acts, out of sheer lazyness, or malevolence, or stupidity, or ...

      Are you seriously going to argue this is not true ?

      So I'm not human according to you ? I take actions that I KNOW are morally or even rationally "wrong" (like writing on slashdot when I really ought to be studying), and I STILL DO THEM.

      According to your argument :
      -> there are no fat people who eat at mcdo, or any restaurant
      -> there are no addicts to anything, not to alcohol, not to drugs
      -> nobody ever refuses to see a docter
      -> nobody ever sacrifices his/her life for anyone else
      -> noone resists arrest (since that leads with near absolute certainty to increased misery for all involved)
      -> noone makes a suicide attack (even quite rational people have run suicide attacks, say in WWII there were more than enough allied suicide attacks (not on innocdents, like the muslims do, just missions they knew they wouldn't return home from)
      -> muslims don't commit suicide attacks
      -> kamikazes don't exist, nor have they ever
      -> ...

      All these things are actions taken by individuals knowing full well that they will damage the individual. So rationally they're "stupid". Some are morally abhorrent.

      All morally extremely good and all morally extremely bad actions have predictably bad results for the individual. The bad because there exists a justice system. The good because that's what makes them good : the sacrifice. Now the muslims sacrifice themselves to kill others, as did japanese shinto worshippers, which is obviously not good at all, unless you're a muslim I suppose. But what makes morally good actions morally good is the cost for them. Christ was simply of the opinion : dying for your faith is easy, it means nothing, living for your faith is hard, very very hard, it means everything. What makes such an action good is the cost involved.

    60. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You cannot take the hippocratic oath and do an abortion or euthanasia
      Most non-religious-fruitbat doctors in the civilised world would disagree with you about both of these, although euthanasia is more debatable depending on its definition.
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    61. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      >Let us assume that humans are greedy, and will, if given the chance, take as much as they can.

      sorry mate I stopped reading at this point.

      ever heard of circular reasoning?

    62. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Perhaps but amputation is not an example of it.

      person with poisoned/infected arm attached -> about to die
      person without arm -> gets to live

      Since according to the hippocratic oath the preservation of life prevails.

      Besides the "do no harm" is meant, obviously, in the hellenic sense, not in today's watered down, every-word-means-the-same absolutist attitude, where breaking a nail is considered "harm". Do no harm meant, in the hippocratic oath "do not break the hellenic moral code", which certainly allowed both for choosing the lesser of 2 evils and for mistakes and differences of opinions, including executions and war.

    63. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by digitrev · · Score: 1

      How on earth is that circular reasoning? I'm making an assumption (my premise), and working towards a conclusion. My premise is not based on my conclusion, which would be circular reasoning. My first statement is an assumption, and an explanation of a given aspect of that assumption. At best, I'm being redundant or wasting time with definitions. Where on earth did you get the idea that I was using circular reasoning?

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    64. Re:Well, I don't see why not ... by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      the original point to prove was along the lines that greed is unavoidable, and your first assumption is that all humans are greedy. don't you see the problem there?

      I want you to prove that first assumption; what can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.

      I am willing to accept that all healthy humans act in their own interest, but that is not greed.

  2. Doctors vs. Scientists by Gyga · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When a doctor breaks their oath they can no longer practice medicine, what happens if a scientists breaks this oath. They can't study stuff?

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    1. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's face it, this is symbolic at best.

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    2. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Interesting

      there are legal consequences as it is, a scientist's lab notebook is considered a legal document, fudging/lying in this case is already something that has legal consequences. I would imagine that any break of such an oath as the one mentioned in the article would at the least result in it being exceedingly difficult to publish in any journal the least bit reputable and possibly legal action.

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    3. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Dahamma · · Score: 0

      there are legal consequences as it is, a scientist's lab notebook is considered a legal document, fudging/lying in this case is already something that has legal consequences

      Wha? Since WHEN? There may be other reasons a scientist's notes/research takes on more sigificance than random scribbling (owned by the company/lab, funded by the govt, etc) but that is in no way just because "it's a scientist's notebook"...

      If so, then I heretofor declare myself "a scientist" and everything I write down is now a legal document! Should I be worried?

    4. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a doctor breaks their oath they can no longer practice medicine,

      Ummm, no. A physician needs to have their license taken away to stop them from practicing medicine. The oath has nothing to do with it.

      what happens if a scientists breaks this oath. They can't study stuff?

      The same thing as physicians: nothing. An oath needs to be sworn by a commissioner of oaths to have any validity. And the terms of this oath are so vague (like "greater good", which can mean anything), that it is very hard to break them.

    5. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Trogre · · Score: 1

      They have to give their card back.

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    6. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      a lot of it has to do with trying to prove who discovered what first, in the case of scientists working in the industry it can impact whether or not a patent is granted as it is fairly common for several different teams to be working toward the same goal even discovering the same thing separated by time. whoever can show that it was their team that discovered whatever it is first has a lot better chance of being granted the patent or whatever is at stake, research money etc.

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    7. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      there are legal consequences as it is, a scientist's lab notebook is considered a legal document,

      Not really. Just about the only time it becomes relevant is to establish patent ownership.

      fudging/lying in this case is already something that has legal consequences.

      I doubt it. Lying isn't illegal (in most cases). Lying on your government grant results is illegal in many jurisdictions. It's hard to prove the difference between fraud & error.

      I would imagine that any break of such an oath as the one mentioned in the article would at the least result in it being exceedingly difficult to publish in any journal the least bit reputable and possibly legal action.

      You don't know much about journals & academics. Scientists get blackballed all the time, for the most petty reasons. Two professors in my department had a huge feud over a parking space, which they then took out on each others grad students.

      Did you read the terms of this oath? It contains vague terms like "greater good", which can mean absolutely anything.

      This oath is a meaningless petty gesture.

    8. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Gyga · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Many of the ways that they can break the oath result in their license being taken. At least to my understanding

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    9. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by honkycat · · Score: 5, Informative

      To clarify what I think you're saying in a way that may be relevant to the grandparent post, the notebook is not a legal document by simple virtue of being a "scientist's notebook." Rather, a lab notebook can be a legally significant document in some legal proceedings. It is only of value in this context if you can demonstrate a consistent adherence to certain standards.

      For example, if you are attempting to overturn someone else's patent due to your own prior work, your notebook describing and dating your ideas/tests may be of value. If you're able to produce a career's worth of similar notebooks describing your other work, that will lend credibility to the contents of your notebook.

    10. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by eli+pabst · · Score: 4, Informative

      When a doctor breaks their oath they can no longer practice medicine, what happens if a scientists breaks this oath. They can't study stuff?
      Well currently you're likely to get banned from getting federal grant money and blacklisted with journals, so for all practical purposes you are totally screwed unless you have a few hundred grand lying around to fund your own work.
    11. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocratic_Oath

      Although mostly of historical and traditional value, the oath is considered a rite of passage for practitioners of medicine, although it is not obligatory and no longer taken up by all physicians. I don't think that violating the actual oath means you can no longer practice medicine. However, there are some parts of it that may put your legal status at risk, as well as some things outside of it (like doctor-patient confidentiality).
    12. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Amiralul · · Score: 1

      The lab's notebook may be a legal document, but you can easily put false statements there. What's beyond the notebook? The files on the computer, but I hardly believe they could be used in court. And with the right tool (a hexeditor, maybe?) you can touch and modify almost any result stored in almost any computer (except maybe when you have tighter security policies like digital signature or restrictive user access, but I doubt this is the case in the vast majority of labs).

    13. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are legal consequences as it is, a scientist's lab notebook is considered a legal document, fudging/lying in this case is already something that has legal consequences. I would imagine that any break of such an oath as the one mentioned in the article would at the least result in it being exceedingly difficult to publish in any journal the least bit reputable and possibly legal action.

      Oh, horseshit. How many fucking doctors and lawyers have you ever seen sanctioned. They run around covering each other's asses and it's goddamned near impossible to get a judgment against them, especially a career-ending one.

      The only worse group for violating their oaths are cops. Yes, their code of silence makes them worse than the lowest politicians.

      When was the last time you heard of a politician reloading twice, so he could pump three clips into a guy whacked out on drugs and armed only with a rock? And that was just one of the many testosterone-crazed fuckers.

    14. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The oath is not tkaen in the UK.

    15. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic? I can understand overrated, but offtopic is completely wrong for parent. Meta-mods: please correct.

    16. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm, so it clearly creates a category of "unethical, unfundable scientists" aka "mad evil geniuses" ?

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    17. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by BForrester · · Score: 1

      No, they get their government grants and defence contractor funding back.

    18. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists by lessthan · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it petty. Grandiose, maybe. I heard about the Iron Ring which Canadian engineers do. I like the idea and think it could be adapted, but a corporate environment by its nature discourages ethics. I really don't see anything working.

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  3. I pledge not to be a shill or tool by themushroom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You will notice that the original Hipocratic oath was about serving the patient/sick, and didn't include anything about influence by outside parties. You will also notice that this oath is about influence of outside parties, and doesn't include anything about serving science.

    How times have changed.

    1. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by drmerope · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Personally, I was more caught by the blogger's throwaway remarks about "corporate science". The truth in my experience is that academics exaggerate to get grants and manipulate data to publish papers. For instance, a substantial fraction of chemistry research cannot be reproduced because the results shown are a fluke, and the applications of an idea are often grossly exaggerated. For instance, some scientists invented a new alloy which they suggest will revolutionize crumple-zones in cars. This alloy includes palladium, a rare-metal. Indeed so rare, if all the palladium on earth were to be used to make this new alloy, we'd get about a cubic meter of the stuff.

      You just don't get away with this sort of stuff in industry. For instance the famous Bell Labs scientist who falsified his nanotech research. This was then discovered by a competing group at IBM. In industry, scientific fraud is hard b.c. the standards for research go beyond publishing a few page journal article.

    2. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The whole "corporate science" rubbish... well, it has some truth to it, but the truth is a universal one--people everywhere lie for personal gain, corporations and individuals alike, whether for fame or profit.

      The finger-pointing to corporations is a political one. There's a political agenda here, one that is frighteningly enough taking hold of the entire world.

      The world is heading towards a collectivist mindset, and the idea of profit is increasingly being viewed as an evil, and of course individualism is also being seen as a "bad thing", some even going so far as to speak of "atomized individualism" and so on.

      People like to blame corruption in business as something unique to capitalism, but let's look at the corruption in charities, government, education, as well--and we see that humanity is the common denominator, and that idea of all things is what they reject and fear.

      Our government has been doing this regarding global warming and similar, by the way. Whenever there's something to gain, there will be people lying to get ahead.

      And there will always be some motivation, some reason to get ahead. But individual freedom is increasingly being trampled "for the greater good" and to try to fix problems that unfortunately are not rooted in the nature of man's institutions but in man himself (or herself).

    3. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by drmerope · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed so rare, if all the palladium on earth were to be used to make this new alloy, we'd get about a cubic meter of the stuff.
      Oops, that's off by a several orders of magnitude, but the point is correct... palladium is about $500/oz... making for some expensive crumple zones.
    4. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by SiriusStarr · · Score: 5, Informative

      For instance, some scientists invented a new alloy which they suggest will revolutionize crumple-zones in cars. This alloy includes palladium, a rare-metal. Indeed so rare, if all the palladium on earth were to be used to make this new alloy, we'd get about a cubic meter of the stuff.

      What?? Global palladium production was 222 metric tons in 2006 (source). According to the article, this alloy was light enough to float in water. Thus, its density must be less than that of water. Water has a mass of 1 metric ton per cubic meter. Thus, if the alloy were pure palladium, global production could provide for 222 cubic meters annually. I highly doubt that the alloy is pure palladium; in fact, it probably only accounts for a small percentage of the total mass. Do you have some source to cite in defense of your claim? While I agree with your point, I fail to see the reasoning behind this example...
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    5. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are surely joking - in 2007, the amount of palladium used alone for car technology was 138.4 tons - that's slightly more than one cubic meter, isn't it.

    6. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Like those tobacco studies industry did in the 70s and 80s. Paragons of virtue, they are.

      I'm also sure nobody who cooks up something interesting in an industry lab has EVER suggested to their boss that it might be good for something without carefully considering every aspect of the claim. Certainly a corporation would never oversell or misrepresent a product or technique, either to the public or in an official document, like a patent application, for example.

    7. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The calculation: with a density of 12.023 g per cm3, that's 12,023 kg per m3, or 1,2 tons per cubic meter - so that's about 115 cubic meters of palladium used in one year only for cars.

    8. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by drmerope · · Score: 1

      I realized I had miscalculated after my post. See my reply to my own comment. You are essentially correct. However at $500/oz those would still be some expensive crumple zones.

    9. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This alloy includes palladium, a rare-metal. Indeed so rare, if all the palladium on earth were to be used to make this new alloy, we'd get about a cubic meter of the stuff. This is why I'm trying to get funding for my Alchemical research. I propose that I can find a way to transmute lead into palladium. All I need is 2 million, a lab, and 4-5 graduate students (at least half of them Chinese).
    10. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For instance, some scientists invented a new alloy which they suggest will revolutionize crumple-zones in cars. This alloy includes palladium, a rare-metal. Indeed so rare, if all the palladium on earth were to be used to make this new alloy, we'd get about a cubic meter of the stuff.

      I see you corrected yourself later, but don't you think you also owe the Caltech people an apology? You just accused them incorrectly of exaggerating to get grants.

    11. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I constantly hear mention of "those tobacco studies industry did in the 70s and 80s". What studies were those? I don't remember hearing about them in the 70s or 80s. I was able to find reference to one study sponsored by the tobacco industry on second hand smoke conducted in the 80s.
      I, also, remember hearing about the tobacco industry hiding the results of their studies on the health affects of tobacco in the 50's, but as far as I know the tobacco industry had given up on trying to conduct a study that showed that tobacco was not harmful by the 70s.

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    12. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "Giving up" on doing a study showing a particular result means hiding results that don't agree with your hypothesis. You can't give up on something unless you've tried.

      Here's one from 2003.

      A report from 1998.

      Some more from the 1990's.

      And a Stanford professor on industry FUD in the 50s to 70s. (unfortunately light on details, it's a press release).

      It's hard to find the papers from that long ago. I will amend my post though: the tobacco industry is STILL doing their best to pervert science to show results favourable to themselves.

    13. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by savorymedia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Dammit! This would get modded up...if I had any mod points at this moment. >:(

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    14. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by savorymedia · · Score: 1

      That was supposed to be a reply to MindlessAutomata. >:[

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    15. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they science they did was solid, the lawyers and execs just lied about the results.

      Just for clarification.

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    16. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by dodobh · · Score: 0

      The idea of profit is not evil. However, the idea of unrestricted, increasing growth in profits forever is. Make a reasonable profit. But don't expect the percentage growth to remain the same on and on.

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    17. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly doubt that the alloy is pure palladium... An alloy can never consist of just one element. It is defined as a mixture of multiple elements.

      Unfortunately, this tiny inaccuracy in your post renders your entire argument null and void.

    18. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The science is not solid if you keep doing studies until you get the result you want. You make a good point: good science is not just about doing the study but also about publishing the result. In an academic system the scientist is responsible for both. In an industrial setting the researcher is likely only responsible for doing the study. Someone else is responsible for determining when, how and where it is published. So even if you manage to do good science with all the motivation to produce the desired result, the end product can still be bad science.

    19. Re:I pledge not to be a shill or tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was sarcasm, you insensitive clod!

  4. Doctors don't have to give the oath by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    And it is not legally binding anyway. It is no more binding than wedding vows. If it were there would be no abortions etc.

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    1. Re:Doctors don't have to give the oath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were there would be no abortions etc.

      Wait, wait, wait. What? How do you figure?
    2. Re:Doctors don't have to give the oath by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      May have meant divorces? Even then, it's a stretch.

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  5. Besides global warming? by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where's the corruption in science besides when the government pays scientists to give them the desired bias in their research? Honest question, I just have no idea.

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    1. Re:Besides global warming? by edwebdev · · Score: 2, Informative

      Companies pay "research" labs to provide favorable results all the time. They do this to defend their products and profits, to satisfy government regulatory bodies, and to be evil and immoral.

    2. Re:Besides global warming? by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

      As a wild guess, scientists fudging results that sound good, in order to gain recognition. Remember the whole "cold fusion" thing? Perhaps they believed they really had something -- but it's also quite possible that they fudged their statistics a bit (or created outright fabrications) for publicity.

      Personally, I'd rather be an unknown but ethical scientist than release sensational results, claiming more statistical confidence than I was certain of. You sleep better at night knowing that if anyone checks up, you won't look like an idiot or a charlatan.

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    3. Re:Besides global warming? by edcheevy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder how many people went down the same path, realized they did NOT have cold fusion, and (ethically) didn't fudge results to make it look like they did? As with anything else, it's the bad seeds that drag everything down for the majority. And as with anything else, the protections (e.g. a silly oath) will only matter to the people who are already telling the truth.

      So in short, I agree. :p

    4. Re:Besides global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're way too trusting. Here's an example

      http://www.cbc.ca/national/news/chandra

    5. Re:Besides global warming? by Glyphn · · Score: 1

      Citation please?

    6. Re:Besides global warming? by DaveWick79 · · Score: 1

      Vioxx anyone?

      Too many others to count, really. FDA approval for things that never should be put in the human body. Somebody paid somebody to satisfy somebody. Countless studies done so as to not hurt corporate profits on a product they have invested millions in, no matter what the actual consequences to people.

    7. Re:Besides global warming? by edwebdev · · Score: 1

      A Scientific American article (links directly to a PDF).

    8. Re:Besides global warming? by Glyphn · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Ah, this is what I get for not being precise. I was thinking of the "all the time" qualifier in the parent rant.

      I find these sorts of accusations amusing since I am a research scientist myself and work for industry. My experience is simply that people are people everywhere. You get good and bad in science -- for example, scientists who would do and say anything for a little face time in front the the press, and scientists who will lay their career on the line to fight business decisions with bad medical consequences.

      But the notion that corruption is the norm in industry is a sign of maybe a bit of ignorance and paranoia?

    9. Re:Besides global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thou shalt not doubt Climate Change consensus.
      Thou shalt prove thy fellow humans strict herbivores
      Thou must cure Christians of their unique affliction
      Trust thy government, suspect all else.

    10. Re:Besides global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My experience is simply that people are people everywhere Citation please?

    11. Re:Besides global warming? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      But the notion that corruption is the norm in industry is a sign of maybe a bit of ignorance and paranoia?
      You must be new here.

      I got into a long conversation with another person on slashdot who eventually compared GM corn with Nuclear Holocaust and tried to make Nuclear Holocaust look like the better option.
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    12. Re:Besides global warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there is the case of Richard Sternberg, who holds two Ph.D.'s, one in Molecular Evolution and one in Theoretical Biology. He was formerly the Managing Editor of the Proceedings of the Biological Society of Washington (published by the Smithsonian Institute). After publishing a politically incorrect, yet fully peer reviewed article, he was ostracized. There were two government investigations that you can read about here and here.

      Amazingly, if you google for his name, you will be hard pressed to find out the truth about this incident. You will be hard pressed to find out about the two government investigations, neither of which found him guilty or any wrong doing.

      But you will find plenty of libel and slander against him.

      So, yes, there are other areas in science which are subject to serious ethics violations, especially areas in which there is significant public controversy.

    13. Re:Besides global warming? by jabster · · Score: 1

      But the notion that corruption is the norm in industry is a sign of maybe a bit of ignorance and paranoia?

      Silly.

      You forgot that you're posting on slashdot!

      Honestly, what did you expect?

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    14. Re:Besides global warming? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where's the corruption in science besides when the government pays scientists to give them the desired bias in their research? Honest question, I just have no idea.

      When corporations use NDAs to suppress findings that threaten their business model.

      The scientists of the Big Tobacco corporations knew long ago just how toxic their products were, but they didn't publish those findings. That way the corps got to keep raking in the cash, while thousands of families lost their loved ones early to an incredibly painful and quite avoidable ailment.

      You seem to suffer from an ideological position that governments are always bad, and private enterprises are always good. Please adjust your world view to mesh with reality: Governments do good and bad, and so do private endeavours.

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  6. Maybe it should be renamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the Hypocritical Oath

  7. I don't like this idea by edwebdev · · Score: 1, Funny

    Working in a physical chemistry lab, I have always been comforted by the fact that I have the moral high ground over those who work in more profitable fields such as biochemistry, biology, and top-secret superweapons R & D despite the fact that grant money is much more difficult to obtain.

    If this oath catches on, where will I be? I'm sure the physicists will agree with me here.

  8. What about for CS and engineering? by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

    I would think that a professional oath for computer scientists / programmers / code monkeys (choose whichever term you prefer; I've considered myself an amateur at all three) would be helpful. Something along the lines of:

    I pledge to not release any code which I have not tested or have reason to believe is incorrect and/or incomplete, unless such code is clearly marked as "Alpha." I further pledge not to use such unreliable and untested code in any projects for public consumption, without ensuring that the project itself is considered "Alpha" and experimental.

    ...or would companies avoid hiring programmers who had taken such an oath, knowing that such attention to detail might (would?) cause them to have a slower release schedule than their competition?

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    1. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by eggman9713 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We have one for engineering. http://order-of-the-engineer.org/oblig.htm

    2. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 1

      well, making that a requirement would certainly take microsoft out of the equasion.

      comming soon, Windows: alpha

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    3. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by mkcmkc · · Score: 5, Funny

      I pledge to not release any code which I have not tested or have reason to believe is incorrect and/or incomplete, unless such code is clearly marked as "Alpha." I once had thoughts like these and I think it's a nice sentiment. I'm convinced now, though, that we simply don't have enough control over our profession to make this fly. We pretty much serve at the whim of businessy/non-technical types that will come in and change our requirements/procedures/schedules/standards/etc at will, and there's really little we can do short of quitting. I thank my lucky stars that I've never worked on a software project that could lead to someone's death (even indirectly, I hope).

      [I once considered a "hobo code" for programmers--obscure symbols that you could mark code or an office with that would mean things like

      • this project is doomed,
      • this project is likely to incur a loss of $100 million as it fails,
      • this project will get people killed,
      • I would be fired if I told the truth about this project,
      • I would be killed if I told the truth about this project,
      • etc.,
      as a warning to other prospective programmers. And yes--I have worked on some really awful projects.]
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    4. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by Gunnery+Sgt.+Hartman · · Score: 1

      I joined the order of the engineer. We also took a pledge at graduation that was based on the Engineer's Creed. Engineers also have state licenses which can be revoked for bad practices.

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    5. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're looking for a code ethics for computer scientists, the code of The Association for Computing Machinery might be of interest.

    6. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's the Order of the Engineer. Fairly well-known in Canada, not as much in the US.

    7. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      It's not really a straight analogy. Is releasing code with a few bugs really in the same league as deliberately falsifying results to commit fraud?

      In general, academic fraud is harder to commit in CS (and maths) than in disciplines that have real physical experiments. The data in CS is more reproducible, and the content of papers is more devoted to proving the correctness of techniques and approaches. Maths is even further along the scale where academic fraud would be impossible.

      What is easily done in CS, and is far too prevalent is plagiarism. The subject is drowning in it, and any professional oath for CS should include a description of what plagiarism is, and why the person taking the oath with avoid it.

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    8. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by emilper · · Score: 1

      we simply don't have enough control over our profession to make this fly

      Fortunately, computer programming is not a profession, it's an occupation.

      Fortunately: because while there are people who have "computer programming" as their job title, there are an increasing number of occupations that require "computer programming", so any professionalization (entry exams, licensing, "oath of CP", guild of CP etc.) of computer programming would face stiff resistance. Law, engineering and medicine guilds are the last remnants of the traditional medieval guilds, and so many workarounds have been developed to avoid going through those guilds that they have lost a lot of their influence.

      Professions are just monopolies and should have disappeared a long time ago, especially the "law" profession: the survival of lawyers as a profession means that laws are going to be written by lawyers for lawyers. If "computer programming" will become a profession, the only result will be that computer programs will be written to benefit the members of the guild, without any regard to users.

    9. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I took the oath too. The problem in software/cs, is that you don't need a software engineer overseeing your project. If you build a bridge across a river, for the general populace to use, then you must have an engineer sign off on the bridge design, and there are inspectors that ensure that it is built to code. If you design a software application for use by the general population, there is no such requirement to have an engineer sign off on it. Even for hugely popular commercial projects, like MS Windows, nobody has to vouch that the software in question even works as it is supposed to. Based on the EULA in most software packages, it is explicitly state that nobody is liable if the software fails to work as advertised. No engineer in their right mind would sign their name, and risk their reputation, to Windows Vista. Yet it's allowed to be released on the open market, and sold to everybody.

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    10. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of an ethics mini-class required at my undergraduate school (for computer science).

      When asked what they would do if they were told to design and build a system that they knew would be insecure, they said they would build it anyway. Even if the question is modified so that this insecurity puts the operator of the system in violation of federal law (e.g., it's storing medical records), they would still do it -- it's the legal responsibility of the operator.

      The problem is most programmers aren't professionals.

    11. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by servognome · · Score: 1

      I guess Google is ahead of the curve, they just leave everything in beta to cover their ass

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    12. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

      we simply don't have enough control over our profession to make this fly

      Fortunately, computer programming is not a profession, it's an occupation.

      Fortunately: because while there are people who have "computer programming" as their job title, there are an increasing number of occupations that require "computer programming", so any professionalization (entry exams, licensing, "oath of CP", guild of CP etc.) of computer programming would face stiff resistance.

      Well, I agree that it's not a formally recognized profession, but there are some of us that try to (or wish we could) maintain professional standards of quality, ethics, etc., for the discipline. My point was that at present this is essentially impossible. I would guess that half of the projects I've been on have entailed a misrepresentation of the attributes of the software that would be considered outright fraud if pursued in a court of law. I'm not very happy about that situation.

      As for other professions/occupations that require computer programming, I'm happy enough that everyone who wants to program learns as much as they wish, but there's a huge difference between a "professional"--someone who programs day in and day out over a period of decades, making a careful study of the discipline--and someone who programs on the side. The fact that outsiders often do not realize this and think of programming as some sort of "advanced typing" is one of the things blocking the professionalization of computer programming.

      As for licensing exams, etc., I think you're mistaking the trappings of professionalism for the actual item. A church is not a building with a steeple on the top--a church is a community of people practicing certain religious ideas. Being a professional is first and foremost a mindset of the practitioner. Hopefully if a lot of people are doing it well, a certain external respect will accrue as well.

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    13. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Get an engineering certificate(PE)

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    14. Re:What about for CS and engineering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then how could microsoft possibly release its code ever again?

  9. Similar to ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    the Oath for The Order of The Engineer?

  10. it's a sad comment by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    it's a sad comment on the Human race when nobody can be trusted to actually walk the walk, and be true to their word.

    Unions were formed to keep people from being essentially slave labor, and they depended on people actually believing in the oaths they took.Granted, dipshits pushed a lot of unions into being giant ticks suckling the lifeblood out of industries, but my prime motive for posting is true.If you can't stand by your oath, you deserve to be cut down. And I really hope the folks that understand that - are numerous in the jobs of tomorrow.

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    1. Re:it's a sad comment by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Unions were formed to keep people from being essentially slave labor, and they depended on people actually believing in the oaths they took.

      If you're 'slave labour' without a union then a union won't do you much good.
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  11. To quote the oath by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Informative
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocratic_Oath

    "Similarly I will not give to a woman an abortive remedy."

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    1. Re:To quote the oath by the+phantom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That is part of the original or classical oath. I think that you will find that most modern versions leave that line out. See NOVA or medterms.com. The science of medicine has changed quite a bit in the couple of thousand years since Hippocrates' time. The oath has been updated in accordance with modern science.

    2. Re:To quote the oath by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think that is more in line with changes in ethics than science.

      A majority used to think abortion was bad (tho oddly not leaving the child out to die if it wasn't wanted or torturing people in front of children). Now a 50/50 or even 55/45 split exists.

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    3. Re:To quote the oath by HadouKen24 · · Score: 5, Informative

      What the prevailing opinion on abortion was depended on time and place. It's not so simple that you can just say "a majority used to think abortion was bad" even in just America. In some places, it was just fine with most people as long as it occurred before the "quickening," the fetus's first movement in the womb. Before that time, the fetus was considered to be part of the woman's body. This attitude was reflected in English common law until the 19th century, when abortion was criminalized--for the health of the mother, rather than the fetus. Abortion remedies were notoriously dangerous.

      The idea that abortion is morally wrong because it destroys the life of the fetus is a reason invented to keep the law in place retrospectively. It was not the intent of those who put the laws into place.

      When Hippocrates invented his eponymous oath, most Greeks were okay with abortion. Its banning of abortion was so odd, in fact, that it prompted some scholars on that basis alone to associate the oath with Pythagoreanism, the one strand of ancient Greek thought known to ban it entirely.

    4. Re:To quote the oath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A majority used to think abortion was bad (tho oddly not leaving the child out to die if it wasn't wanted) Possibly, part of this is explained by older means of abortion being too dangerous to the mother, rather than an attitude that all children must be carried to term and then cared for, which was probably applied as a reason later.
    5. Re:To quote the oath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does its origins lessen its validity as a view?

    6. Re:To quote the oath by Omestes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. But just because so-and-so intelligent Greek said it, and not such-and-such other intelligent Greek said it doesn't make it objectively valid anyways. I'm not getting into the abortion debate, but the Hippocratic oath is probably the weakest argument for or against abortion.

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    7. Re:To quote the oath by adisakp · · Score: 3, Informative

      When Hippocrates invented his eponymous oath, most Greeks were okay with abortion

      Abortion presented a lot of risks to the mother back in those days so generally the way to get rid of an unwanted (or unhealthy) baby was infanticide by exposure. In fact, the Greeks were hardly alone as a culture in their use of infanticide.

    8. Re:To quote the oath by HadouKen24 · · Score: 1

      Infanticide was used mainly when the child was unhealthy, or the wrong sex. If only a male child would do, a female child would be left on the hillsides. When the family could support no child at all--or the child was the product of illicit sex--an abortifacient was used.

      The most popular drug used for that purpose was the plant known in ancient writings as silphium. It was discovered in the 7th century BCE, and was so popular that it was extinct by the 2nd century CE. The economy of the Greek colony of Cyrene--the only place it grew--was so dependent on silphium trade that it featured prominently on their coinage. It was useful both as a contraceptive and an abortifacient, but few could afford to use it regularly not long after it began to be overharvested.

    9. Re:To quote the oath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm very sorry for the joke I'm about to make.

      The Quickening? -- "There Can Be Only One!"

      Thanks, Ill be here all week,

      Anonymous Coward.

    10. Re:To quote the oath by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      The idea that abortion is morally wrong because it destroys the life of the fetus is a reason invented to keep the law in place retrospectively. It was not the intent of those who put the laws into place. Do you have anything to back that statement up? I'm not looking for a reference, just some more information on the event. It's pretty well-established that "abortion is morally wrong" was not the original reason for the law, but the claim that said reason was "invented" to keep the law in place strikes me as less likely (and more conspiratorial) than the supposition that people's feelings on abortion generally changed towards disfavor during the years when it wasn't really an option.

      I'm pretty ignorant on the history of the matter, but the quoted statement kinda triggered my bullshit detector. (FTR, I am in no way taking a stance here. I'm just curious.)

    11. Re:To quote the oath by HadouKen24 · · Score: 1

      That's kind of what I meant. I didn't meant to say that it was consciously invented. I was speaking very briefly and imprecisely.

      The notion that abortion is wrong because of the moral sanctity of the fetus from conception is a justification used to keep abortion laws in place after the fact. It's a well known sociological phenomenon that when the original justification for a rule disappears, people make up a new justification, consciously or not, to keep it in place. Such justifications frequently make reference to things like moral sanctity and the will of the gods.

    12. Re:To quote the oath by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Gotcha, thanks for the clarification.

  12. Party on by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I promise never to allow financial gain, competitiveness or ambition cloud my judgment in the conduct of ethical research and scholarship.

    Observation: I am not involved in "ethical research."

    Hypothesis: The rest of that sentence does not apply to me.

    Conclusion: Never been a better time to be an evil scientist. >:-)
  13. mealy mouthed gibberish by Normal_Deviate · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IMO, a much better oath would be "I pledge to face the truth and report it bluntly." The big problem in science is not the isolated cases of harming "the community" (whatever that means) or failing to do enough for your subjects. The big problem is the temptation to get funding and publications by ignoring data that don't fit what you think the editor or government grant committee wants to see. And yes, IAAS. I know of what I speak.

    1. Re:mealy mouthed gibberish by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1

      And me without mod points.

      Well-said. Anyone who thinks theirs is the only right and true and just cause, free from the stain of human fallibility, is setting themselves up for one heck of a fall. A better oath might go "I pledge to adjust my conclusions to fit the data, not the other way around, even when my funding's on the line."

      I doubt we'll have a stampede of scientists willing to follow that oath, though.

      Good science has *always* rocked the boat, forcing us to look at our world in new ways. It's not a weapon to be used against corporations/government/whoever you think your enemyis: The truth that good science reveals quite often comes back to bite you on your a**, forcing you to change as much as anyone else.

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    2. Re:mealy mouthed gibberish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serious question: How do we fix it?

    3. Re:mealy mouthed gibberish by sarts · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be possible to write a shadow-article covering these issues under an alias? Or would that be illegal? (just me pondering about how science and scientists can both bennefit from funding :-p)

    4. Re:mealy mouthed gibberish by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      "I pledge to face the truth and report it bluntly."
      .

      I like that! :)

      I think that an oath of some sort may be a good idea, for the benefit of newbie graduates and undergrads who haven't yet worked out which way is "up", and are looking for guidance. If there's no ethical lead being given as part of their education, they'll try to soak up the prevailing local cultural norms ... and that can lead very quickly to newbies entering culturally-corrupt communities being sucked in, and not having any real ammunition to resist.

      You've gotta give people some sort of excuse for doing the right thing, even if it's not in their immediate interests. There'll be people teetering on the edge who want to resist being sucked into institutionalised corruption, but who don't have any argument that they can quote at themselves to explain to their own satisfaction why they shouldn't just do what makes their supervisors and immediate colleagues happy. An oath would provide that "excuse" to do the right thing.

      Sure, it won't stop the bastards, but it mught help "damp down" group misbehaviour somewhat.

      FWIW, I think that the public perception of corruption in science isn't that it happens because scientists want to harm other scientists ... the reason why people often don't trust scientists is because they feel that scientists have excessive loyalty to their bosses and friends and projects and colleagues (and pay packets).

      An oath that forbids scientists from doing anything that might harm their colleagues or their superiors would just underline the public perception that scientists are "bent". Swearing an oath that prevents scientists from telling the truth where that truth might portray their group in a bad light ... that just feeds the public's belief in conspiracy theories and cover-ups.

      Imagine a debate between a creationist and a scientist, where the scientist declares that science is superior to creationism, because science is about the quest for pure truth.
      The creationist would be able to cite the oath and say,

      "No, you guys aren't interested in any 'truth' that makes you look bad. You promise not to tell people things that might hurt you or your group. You pretend to be interested in truth, but actually you're just an industry that feeds off public money and makes your members swear not to reveal anything that might hurt that relationship. You guys are just another self-serving industry cartel, and the public has no reason to trust that what you say on these sorts of subjects is fair or accurate, because your sworn primary allegiance is to yourselves and each other. Your 'scientists' are part of a sworn conspiracy to suppress any information that might help the Creationist cause, and I cite this oath as hard evidence that you guys aren't for real, and that your 'word' on any subject that might make you look bad is worthless."

      And they'd have a point. :(

      A culture of excessive group loyalty is often a feature of corrupt organisations, it destroyed Enron, it encouraged the RC church's coverups over child-abusing priests, and the suspicion that scientists do this too is part of why the public eyes arguments between scientists and other groups with suspicion.

      People who peddle "woo" can play on that distrust, and use it to steer people away form scientific opinion and towards "woo". Scientists can argue that that mistrust is displaced, because "proper" scientists would never selfishly put their own community's interests above the truth ... but when you have a document that scientists are being asked to swear to, that insists that they must do exactly that ... well, it doesn't look too good.

    5. Re:mealy mouthed gibberish by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      The big problem is the temptation to get funding and publications by ignoring data that don't fit what you think the editor or government grant committee wants to see. Not even close. The BIG problem has far more to do with science developing into a religion and cult of personality in our modern age.

      'Truth' is usually used as a relative term. People ignore data all the time, jump to conclusions, and engineer experiments to achieve a certain result. And to pin all of this on money alone is, well, naive. You're completely overlooking the 'fifteen minutes of fame' given to the 'first one' to 'discover' something 'new'.

      Likewise, disagreeing with a 'fact' can be quite fatal in science, provided you do it so much as to be on the losing side of the popularity contest. Don't believe me? Look no further than the dissenters on global warming. Everyone 'knows' for a 'fact' that (X) is true. The other side clearly has an agenda that distorts their view of the 'truth'.

      IMHO it is utter hubris to assume that we have observed enough of Earth's behavior to understand climate change. Of course, that's quickly becoming heresy, isn't it?

      NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

      Anyway, enforcement of 'truth' in the face of religion is a well-documented impossibility.

    6. Re:mealy mouthed gibberish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I doubt we'll have a stampede of scientists willing to follow that oath, though.
      Really? I've never seen any scientist violate it. I've got bad news for you. There's no global conspiracy among scientists to falsify data to support some master plan by faking the problems of global warming. Everyone knows there's a huge reward to the scientists who shows that global climate change isn't a problem.

      Good science has *always* rocked the boat, forcing us to look at our world in new ways.
      Not really. Good science is about producing verifiable claims. Good science is will documented, self consistent, and verifiable. If every scientist was rocking the boat it would mean no science was every verified, so it would be worthless. Science is a long slow endeavor, not a "ureaka!"

      Global climate change was "rock the boat science" for a long time. It's only in the last decade that it's been gradually excepted by most scientists. It's been an amazing thing to witness. There are plenty of very conservative hippy-hatting scientist who'd quit science before they'd lie who believe (and publicly admit) that CO2 is causing a shift in the climate that could have drastic consequences. There's no alternative hypothesis that fits the data. The ones you hear from the media have been studied to death, but everyone is too lazy to read science papers.

      The big question now is, "What do we do?" That's an impossible question for science, because it involves global markets and predicting future technology. Ignoring the question by pretending there's a vast conspiracy is silly.
  14. Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think that the corporate structure itself needs to be redesigned to more closely approximate an academic culture, where scholarship is financially rewarded instead of dishonesty, and where no one earns 200 times more money than anyone else.

    Sorry dude, thats called communism. It didn't work in Russia, Cuba, North Korea......and it won't work here.

    I'm sorry you can't find a job, but what you call corporate greed, I call PROGRESS. I like microwaves, XM Radio, broadband internet, 57" HD TV, IPod, Prius, dual 24 inch monitors, digital picture frames, huge medical advances, increasing life expectancy, cell phones, DirecTV and laser printers. These are all things my parents didn't have because they weren't invented.
    These were all things brought to you by "corporate greed". "Corporate greed" means new technology and a better life for all. Competition means better products and better ideas with quicker release to market.

    Stop whining and jump on the capitolism bandwagon end enjoy the greatest, most creative, most inovative county in the world.

    1. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by lazy+genes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Reduce stress and eat a healthy diet or you will become a slave to these corporate psychopaths. People are enabling these corporations because they cannot afford the money or time to eat properly.

    2. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

      Being a mindless cheerleader for capitalism is just as bad as being a communist. Capitalism has its evil side as well, you know, and many of the profits are made at the expense of moral sense. Greed is never good. Rational self interest is.

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    3. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pure capitalism is not inherently immoral; it does not "coerce", per se; it simply allows individuals to make decisions.

      The worst parts of pure capitalism are simply that it may cause large monopolies, which doesn't so much hurt people as it may simply slow down a field by inflating prices or causing products and services to be less than what they would have been in a competitive arena. Such monopolies can be toppled though as others may seek higher quality products/services at a premium from a smaller business.

      Communism, on the other hand, forces the hand of individuals in the name of society or "the people", which is "everyone who isn't you"--being a slave to the masses is not my idea of freedom, although to some people, it is.

    4. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apart from not knowing what communism or capitalism are, I think you might benefit from researching (for yourself, wikipedia links are such a cliche) where most of the innovations you mentioned come from.

      Then you can post back with an updated list showing those which were developed by capitalists for reasons of making money.

      The ones where the technology all existed already and was just put in a new and interesting form through incremental improvement of the engineering will be on it.

      The ones which changed the world won't be.

    5. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by JimboFBX · · Score: 1

      Capitalism only works if you have capital. An ideal system is part socialistic and part capitalistic, which is what almost every government is, to more or less of one degree or another.

    6. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Omestes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Er... Child labor, slave labor, wage caps based on non-performance metrics (race, sex, gender, etc...)... All of these are natural in pure capitalism, since there are no constraints, and it rewards people for being unethical. Being a sociopath is a BENEFIT to good capitalists, anything where this is true, doesn't sound ideal to me. Capitalism is based on exploitation, and put the individuals good above all others. This, to me, is rather towards the immoral side.

      Capitalism is also prone to concentrate wealth on one end, while keeping the other end at the lowest profitable level. Which, also, is suboptimal.

      Pure socialism (or as you called it "communism")is just as distasteful, of course. There is a nice mix somewhere in the middle that ensures the greatest good for the greatest number.

      I think all strata of society has equal worth as beings, and that corporations should be forced to pay their equal share (since this is antithema to the model of capitalism, I say force), and they should be forced to maintain the ethical rigor of the community.

      Economy is a tool that should be chained to the greater good, and not an ends in itself.

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    7. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wage caps based on non-performance metrics (race, sex, gender, etc...).. All of these are natural in pure capitalism, since there are no constraints, and it rewards people for being unethical. The hell they are. Arbitrary wage caps are a feature of planned economy (socialist) thinking, not capitalist. In an ideal capitalist system, those businesses who arbitrarily capped their employees wages based on non performance related criteria would find that they wouldn't be able to keep the best employees - since those employees would move on to other companies that would pay them better. Such an inability to keep talent would be a competitive disadvantage and would spell doom for a company in the long run. In an ideal capitalist system there is only one performance metric whereby every employee is judged - the contribution of that employee to the bottom line. Any company in an ideal capitalist system who judges their employees by any other metric will eventually be out-competed by more rational competitors.

      Economy is a tool that should be chained to the greater good, and not an ends in itself. Social planners have attempted to 'chain' the economy for their own use many times in history and the results have never been nearly as favorable as that which can be obtained by free market capitalism. The economy is too complex for a collection of economically ignorant know-it-all bureaucrats to centrally manage. Planned economies ignore this fact and attempt to replace supply and demand with command and control. Instead of allowing people to freely trade goods, a planned economy dictates what goods will be traded, when and for what price. Usurping control of the economy and taking away peoples basic economic freedoms in the name of the 'greater good' is a shtick that's been played out before. Take a look at the communist nation of your choice to see how well this works out in practice. COMMUNISM DOESN'T WORK GOD DAMN IT! When will people learn that this kind of thinking is just a bad idea? I am starting to think that no one should be allowed to graduate from university until they can pass an econ 101 course. Maybe then this kind of thoroughly outdated anti-capitalist thinking could finally be laid to rest.
    8. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There is a nice mix somewhere in the middle that ensures the greatest good for the greatest number.

      I'm not too sure of that. Capitalism and Socialism have been set up as end points in a continuum. Since the end points are totally evil, what reason is there to believe somewhere in the middle things are just right. Let's say your choice is between strangulation and disembowlment....should be obvious, no? Somewere halfway you should be just happy with the proceedings. Execution is unpleasant in whatever form, if you're the person to be executed, that is. Similarly, any system of economics where the few lord it over the many will be unpleasant for the many. If someone says left or right, democrat or republican, capitalism or socialism then the right answer is neither.

    9. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Stop whining and jump on the capitolism bandwagon end enjoy the greatest, most creative, most inovative county in the world.
      Which one would that be? I have yet to see a country that isn't backwards in some area (for the USA home construction, broadband services and wireless services come to mind).
      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    10. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      If we can't pick the extremes, and can't pick the middle, what is left? I'm genuinely curious on this. Too bad you posted as AC, since I'd like a answer to this quandary.

      Any society will have an economy, and the only "none of the above" I can immediately see is "no economy", which is absurd.

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    11. Re:Corporate greed????? or did you mean inovation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just mad because people don't care enough about the brownies to not buy from United Fruit.

  15. Not much difference by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    In the old days the medics would have also understood poisons etc and they would have been prone to bribery or other influence to kill their patients (passively or actively).

    If you put your cause first (patients or science), then those external influences lose their power.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  16. You can't be serious by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 4, Interesting

    FYI The oath:

    I promise never to allow financial gain, competitiveness or ambition cloud my judgment in the conduct of ethical research and scholarship. I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member. I love how this completely contradicts the basic principles of modern economics and government: The profit motive and market competition. This would make more sense:

    "I won't let profit cloud my judgement, even though profit is the foundation of my existence."

    1. Re:You can't be serious by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The worst thing about it is that quite often the profit motive is what makes people's bosses call them out on their self serving bullshit. If you look at companies where people can't be fired their bosses have much less ability to do that. And the end result is that people can talk their way out of doing anything except for their pet project which doesn't have any customers, or any users except for them and their friends. Everyone knows that it's bullshit, but because they can't be fired people know it's a bad idea to say anything.

      Much like academia, really.

      Seriosly, I'm sick of Americans/Canadians and people from capitalist countries whining on about how the profit motive corrupts things without having experienced a world where it is severly attenuated. Move to Sweden, work in a company there for a while and see how well it works.

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    2. Re:You can't be serious by topham · · Score: 1

      If you can't find the line between financial gain, competitiveness and clouding of your judgement you have a problem with ethics.

      A lot of people seem to have a problem with ethics.
      Ethics are about making the right decision, even when it hurts. It isn't about making an easy decision at a convenient time.

    3. Re:You can't be serious by 1stdoc · · Score: 1

      I love how this completely contradicts the basic principles of modern economics and government: The profit motive and market competition. This would make more sense: "I won't let profit cloud my judgement, even though profit is the foundation of my existence." The point is that one shouldn't let potential profit impair or influence their judgment or how they report their results (thereby influencing others judgment). There are certainly people who make huge profits by misrepresenting (or simply being sufficiently rigorous with) their results. These people can make huge profits but are not good scientists. The fact they can make money by doing this doesn't justify their actions.

      No one is saying that people shouldn't profit from their work, the fact it is so immediately addressed in the the oath is an implicit acknowledgment of how important profit is. That said, science is the pursuit of truth and just because something is profitable does not mean it is true. Most scientists do not intend to deliberately mislead people for their own gain but to be a good scientist you always have to be looking over your own shoulder to make sure your desires (subconscious or otherwise) are not influencing your interpretation of results.

    4. Re:You can't be serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The worst thing about it is that quite often the profit motive is what makes people's bosses call them out on their self serving bullshit. If you look at companies where people can't be fired their bosses have much less ability to do that."

      Bosses only have concern for one thing: Maximizing profits, I just read a story about best buy firing and rehiring it's meployee's so it can reset it's wages back to absolute minimum, sorry but Capitalism is all about mutually fucking one another over.

    5. Re:You can't be serious by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Bosses only have concern for one thing: Maximizing profits Well yeah, which is why if you release some software that pisses off some customer they will take the customer's side. If they didn't care about profits it would be much easier for them to take your side and agree that the customer was an idiot.


      Believer me, I've worked in companies where people are very hard to fire and that was what happened.

      --
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  17. Hmm. quibbles with the oath. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I promise never to allow financial gain, competitiveness or ambition

    >> ambition is what drives a lot of scientists. I want to do this first, not second.
    >> of course many scientists want financial gain. I want to be frikkin rich just like anyone else that works their tail end off for 20 years. Why should a scientist be uniquely sacrificial of their personal well-being. At the least, their professors and universities expect to be paid back the up to 400,000 dollar tuitions.

    cloud my judgment in the conduct of

    >>ethical: This word is very hard to define in a stable fashion. Things that were ethical only 20 years ago are now unethical. Things that were unethical 20 years ago became ethical (in part because people just kept doing them)

      research and scholarship. I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good,

    but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars

    >> Scientists have forever competed. Hmm I've discovered a new truth that will absolutely destroy an entire wing of science. I better not let that out since I don't want to do something to the detriment of those guys.

    of which I am now a member.

    ---

    Pointless and even harmful to those fools who might be tricked into following it.

    The only statement I might take out of it is..

    I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good.

    But "greater good" is still a little hard to define.
    Different societies have wildly different definitions of what constitutes the greater good (along "do we consider clan/family/individual most important" and along other lines as well.

    ---

    And not to sound like a republican, but the entire thing sound a bit communistic too- especially the part about financial gain.
    So it is couched in communistic/left leaning values to begin with.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    1. Re:Hmm. quibbles with the oath. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I don't think the oath precludes one from pursuing financial gain. It seems to state that one would not abandon their ethics in that pursuit. There's nothing in that part that would contravene capitalism, unless you only think capitalism can survive in the most primitive, barbaric, dog-eat-dog environment.

      The rest of it is poorly worded, though, I'll grant you that. I'd be curious if they meant "detriment" to mean only "physical" detriment; eg, they wouldn't participate in the Tuskegee experiment.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    2. Re:Hmm. quibbles with the oath. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Where it says "I promise never to allow financial gain, competitiveness or ambition cloud my judgment in the ethical conduct of research and scholarship" I thought it meant "I won't screw with my data because it'll get me money, or make me look good in the eyes of others, or even myself", not "don't pursue any research that will possibly make you money". I think the emphasis is on "ethical", not "research and scholarship".

    3. Re:Hmm. quibbles with the oath. by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member.

      This part is very odd indeed. Suppose one day a scientist finds out a cheap and practical way to create infinite energy out of nothing. By the oath, he must not tell anyone about this discovery, since it would mean that all his colleagues researching alternative enery sources would lose their funding, and maybe even their jobs, so by publishing his discovery he would harm his colleages. Also, it would mean the laws of thermodynamics are incorrect, which might discredit the scientists involved in the formulation of these laws.

      A less farfetched example: discovering a way to create a (cheap and small) fusion reactor that produces (much) more energy than is required to keep it running would lead to a decrease in funding for scientists who research ways to deal with the nuclear waste of fission reactors (since these would become obsolete), thus 'harming' them.

  18. "The Greater Good" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Here's the oath:

    "I promise never to allow financial gain, competitiveness or ambition cloud my judgment in the conduct of ethical research and scholarship. I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member."

    Translated:
    "I promise to never do useful research. I will work for the benefit of those who cannot, because their need demands that I sacrifice my talents for their gain. I must never come up with an idea that rocks the boat and challenges convention."

    For FSM's sake! Tell me, friend, since when has Canada the Wise abandoned reason for madness!

  19. Nothing wrong with greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is nothing wrong with greed. There is something wrong, however, with deceiving others.

    Serving the greater good is wording that can only ultimately mean oneself - anything else means that other people own you (think socialism/communism). One should note that it is not in one's self-interest to deceive others.

    Mostly this oath is vaguely worded and misleads people about what is truly motivational and ultimately the pursuit of science and technology. It's as bad to allow oneself to be manipulated by what this oath pretends to mean as it is to purportedly practice science with the intent to deceive/manipulate others.

  20. Do not teach a man to fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the corruption in 'science' is systemic

    I'd go so far as to say science itself is corrupt. Science is just mankind's way of pretending to know something about how the universe works, and attempting to manipulate everything natural to fit a single species' desires. The day we chose to declare our species to be masters of the universe, we invented the very idea of corrupt. If science was not corrupt, we'd probably have cured cancer ages ago. But it is not profitable to truly cure anything.

    It is foolish to teach a man to fish. By doing so, you remove that man's dependency on you to sell him fish. Why teach a man how to feed himself for a lifetime, when you can have him eating out of your hand every day of his life?

    1. Re:Do not teach a man to fish by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Projecting sociopathic intentions onto others is a sure sign that you have them yourself.

      No one in their right mind would withhold a cure for cancer. Even if they were entirely self interested, the notoriety and financial rewards would be immense.

  21. Alternative wording? by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

    1. Re:Alternative wording? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      We know that Newton is wrong. We know that Einstein is wrong (but less so than Newton). Any scientist claiming his theory is the absolute truth is probably lying.

      Science isn't about what is true, but about what models and predicts the world around us best.

    2. Re:Alternative wording? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      We're talking about the truth of observations, the only truth that exists.

      --
      "I only speak the truth"
      Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
  22. it's all about money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    An oath is ridiculous. You get what you pay for. I work in science. As the article says, most people are very conscious of these things. However, when you have to choose between your food or forgetting about that one data point that prevents you from publishing in nature (and being safe), I wonder...

    This also suggest that papers in the top-tier journals have the biggest change of being meddled with.

    1. Re:it's all about money by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      When I was in school, I was in a meaningless chemistry lab, and my partner wrote the report and threw out 5 data points. I asked him why, and he said that they were "outliers". I was shocked. We were being graded on the quality of our data, but I don't think that's a good reason to be teaching people to randomly throw out data points that don't "fit". Of course, I don't know how you would teach a class differently to discourage this kind of behavior.

    2. Re:it's all about money by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      I figure you didn't pay much attention to the "meaningless statistics class" either. There is a realistic chance on a measurement with an outcome far from the center of the gauss curve of your data. There are simple algorithms to remove the measurements that are too far off. Or you want to do several thousand measurements during your chemistry lab ;)

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    3. Re:it's all about money by Omestes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When I was taking a behavioral research course I ran into 2 points which I considered outliers (about 4 SD outside the average), I spend a long time pondering what to do with them. I finally threw them out in terms of the main research, but was very careful to included them into the study, making it very clear what they were, my reasoning, and their quantity (32-5ms for example).

      Later I found out that I'd be perfectly fine tossing them, since they were so aberrant, and totally tossed the study (the stats wouldn't be representative), and the previous research.

      So sometimes tossing outliers is fine, it just require A LOT of caution, and a healthy degree of disclosure.

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    4. Re:it's all about money by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In my opinion, all collected data should be reported one way or another. If you have a reason to believe that errors exist in your data, that calls the entire study into question, and your results should reflect that. If you intend to do a correlation and you want to exclude data points, you should have a specific reason reason to believe that the data points are invalid. Not being characteristic is not really a good reason. You should at least have a hypothesis about the cause of outliers, so that future experimentation can be designed to avoid them.

    5. Re:it's all about money by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you, I was just pointing out that there are more ethical ways of dealing with them. Most of them, from what I've noticed, aren't unexpected environmental factors, but quirks in your experiments.

      In my case, if I remember right, it was caused by a participant whose first language was not English, and so the directions for the experiment didn't quite click. Even in the best thought out experiment there can be small unforeseeable errors. Granted this was behavioral research, and I rather doubt that the linguistic qualities of compounds come to play in chemistry, but there still are thing that can happen.

      If your dealing with a very long term (and expensive) experiment, though, I can see where the temptation to ignore aberrant data would come in.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
  23. Always repeat experiments unless....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they blow up the planet.

    1. Re:Always repeat experiments unless....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's ok to blow up the Sun?

  24. So True! by ryanchappell · · Score: 1

    Give donations to private research not NIH. Science at the local public university is so political. The reality was sad. Nothing hardly gets accomplished. The emphasis is on getting your grant or getting it renewed, getting tenure. The work is secondary, get on the grant committee and you have it made! In reality scientist are smoozers and BSers, not Einsteins, and Rick Moranis. PHDs give A's to their grad students in the same class with undergrads that work just as hard and get C's.

  25. Re:they need a real oath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we don't need fucking fags in science.

    Am assuming you're talking about homosexuals, not cigarettes.

    Surely the best people to study homosexuality, would be homosexuals themselves? Whilst lacking objectivity, they may have much insight into the subject. And if the research project fails, it can always be converted into a Project Runway clone. Fierce!

  26. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists (congress?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How's it working?

            I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.[9]

  27. No need for oaths. by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1
    According to the Good Book:

    ... make no oath at all, either by heaven, for it is the throne of God, or by the earth, for it is the footstool of His feet, or by Jerusalem, for it is THE CITY OF THE GREAT KING. Nor shall you make an oath by your head, for you cannot make one hair white or black. But let your statement be, 'Yes, yes' or 'No, no'; anything beyond these is of evil.

  28. Oh, great. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is rich. A bunch of pennyless, financially ignoramus scientists, daring to take on the only natural law there is, the laws of the Free Market, and thus colliding with the greatest thing in the Universe, that is Free, Private Entreprise??? Oh! The humanity!!!

  29. Thoughtless article. by missing_boy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am a scientist, and I know a lot of scientists. The majority of them are hard-working people who love what they do - they are fun, interesting, intelligent and very motivating people. I find that they have more integrity that your average joe, they are ethically concerned about what they do, and they're not in it for the mighty $ (trust me on this one). Go watch yourself in the mirror before you throw another hurtful comment out about something which you know very little. Sheesh.

    1. Re:Thoughtless article. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      The real problem here is that stupid people (including whoever posted this, I assume) don't actually know what a scientist is.

      Who takes this oath? Under what authority? Do you have to have a degree to be considered a scientist now? A BS? A PhD? What?

      This only works if a scientist is some genius in a lab coat with thick glasses that lives in a lab all day, and that you've never met. In real life many, many people would be considered a scientist. Yet the media continues to use the term "scientist" to describe somebody as if it's some sort of credential. That leads people into the sorts of misunderstandings about what and who scientists are that create idiotic ideas like an 'oath' for them to take.

      Disclaimer: Some people would consider me to be a scientist, and I have a degree that suggests it is a valid qualification. I'm also hard-working, love what I do, and am ethically concerned about what I do, but I'm entirely in it for the money.

  30. What widespread lack of ethics? by bornwaysouth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The summary implies a major problem, although the term 'growing' was used.

    1. No evidence of substantive misuse exists. There is substantive proof of bias (particularly against women succeeding.) This is not scientific fraud. Just scientists being arseholes and using their power to diminish the lives of others.

    2. More reporting of fraud is likely these days. More reporters, and lots of web search engines for them to use. But consider the activity base. Back in the days when I was a scientist, there were about 1 per 1000 of the population. At a guess then, say 2 million scientists in the world right now. (The definition of one will vary, so no exact number is possible.) Even at a absurdly low rate of 1 per 1000 being crooked, that's 2000 bent scientists. Get real. Of course there are a whole bunch of them out there. So what. Do you expect them to be inhuman. Not that would be really horrible.

    3. The oath is a wishy washy load of idealistic crap. "I promise never to allow financial gain, competitiveness or ambition cloud my judgment in the conduct of ethical research and scholarship. I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member." What species do they think scientists belong to. The astonishing thing in my experience was that scientists were far more ethical than people had any right to expect. The oath allows you to be a complete bastard provided you are engaged in non-thical research and scholarship. It also expects a group driven above all by curiosity to instead be driven by the 'common good'. Well, the atomic bomb was invented for the common good. (Albeit, the common good of one side in a war, but the majority of both sides of the war agreed with having such a bias.)

    4. The oath will achieve nothing. There are already punitive measures in place. Get caught even mildly fudging you data and you cease to be a scientist. For ever. You may get a job washing glassware, but you can forget any position of authority.

    5. I do think the measures in place are inadequate. In the main, they rely on checking on how believable a submitted paper is (peer review), and then whether the science survives. The equivalent of an environmental impact report does not exist. The best you could hope for say, if someone discovered a simple way of isolating out uranium 235 for instance, would be for someone to exterminate the idiot. Do not expect the science community to do it for you. But scientists do have ethics committees, particularly governing the use of animals. They were really picky. (As I got older, I agreed with them.) It wasn't sufficient just to be treating your animals well. The requirement was that you interfere to the least extent possible. Considering science is agnostic, they were in the main, ethical.

    Excuse the rant. Science is about as safe as guns in the community. Strong opinions are not only expected, they should be expressed. But please get my key point. It is much safer having scientists being human than following 'the common good'. The common good will be defined by either a religious power group or a political one. I'd rather have scientists caring for the people around them, and being restricted in their ability to casually affect the lives of others.

    1. Re:What widespread lack of ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious what would happen if scientists were allowed to manage and budget projects how they saw fit without political intervention.

      What's your guess?

      Peace and plenty or welcoming our lab-coated overlords?

  31. Are you serious? by copponex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyhvHB62ph8&NR=1

    "After a thorough examination of every member of the group, the medical specialist stated, 'It is my opinion, that the ears, nose, throat, and accessory organs of all participating subjects examined by me were not adversely affected in the six months period by smoking the cigarettes provided.' Remember this report, and buy Chesterfields. Regular, or King Size. Premium quality Chesterfields. Much milder!"

    I'm sure for plausible deniability they paid someone to produce that report. Science has been subverted by power, so that it is used to reinforce belief systems instead of producing new facts about the universe. But it's been going on since science existed at all.

    Nothing new under the sun, right?

    1. Re:Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is my opinion, that the ears, nose, throat, and accessory organs of all participating subjects examined by me were not adversely affected in the six months period by smoking the cigarettes provided. The people in the study had smoked an average of 10 years already. Would you really expect an extra 6 months at the same rate to produce a noticeable difference?
    2. Re:Are you serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people here are forgetting that modern science has a built in verification process that goes back and checks the research of other scientists. Sure an individual scientist can publish false data but anyone who's around the field knows that most research can only be taken with a grain of salt unless it's been verified by other research. This isn't directly because people suspect fraud; there are numerous reasons for this, basic human error or poorly designed experiments being two examples.

      The hallmark of good science is science that has been verified by other researchers. One good example of this is the original research indicating that marijuana might cause brain damage. Researchers exposed monkeys to marijuana smoke and reported that they noticed "structural changes" taking place inside their brains. Further, better carried out studies however have failed to verify these results and in fact indicates that the complete opposite is true.

      The same thing even happened in the tobacco industry. Despite the obvious fraud that was carried out by some researchers to support the tobacco companies latter research has consistently demonstrated the dangers of tobacco smoking.

      So yes fraud does happen but when a particular area of study gets enough interest from other scientists previous results are encouraged to be replicated and expanded upon so fraud, and honest mistakes, can be caught and exposed fairly easily.

    3. Re:Are you serious? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "medical specialist "
      and what is that, exactly?
      A doctor of medicine? someone practicing science? someone who did the science they are talking about? so corporate stooge given an impressive title?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  32. And academia is pure as the driven snow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Based on my experience, such an oath is more needed in the academic community than in the corporate world. At least the commercial practice of science results in being fired if the work is not demonstrably valid while the measure in academia is the grants generated and papers published rather than the quality of the work.

  33. Communist Rant by mosb1000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is this communist rant doing listed as news?

    The authors conclusion that corporate science should be modeled on academics to prevent corruption is patently absurd. There is plenty of corruption in academics, and it is exactly the same kind of corruption. Scientists will try to misrepresent the their data in order to gain publication, notoriety, and additional funding. This is exactly the same gamble that corporate scientists take, knowing that there is a possibility that further research will support their hypotheses, they would rather move forward than give up entirely. For the record, most corporate CEOs would probably rather have accurate data too. It's much more expensive to have a failed project than a thousand lawsuits. But no one wants to wake up one day and find out they've spent the last 5 years chasing a dead end.

    I agree that an oath won't help with the situation, but bizarre funding structures won't help wither, because the problem isn't the money, it's the nature of scientific investigation. Perhaps we should just be more diligent in the peer-review process.

    1. Re:Communist Rant by MPAB · · Score: 1

      The author doesn't know about Lysenko, does he?

    2. Re:Communist Rant by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I don't think its communist, I think its badly worded. More like

      "don't let ambition or greed get in the way of the quality of your work, or your honesty"

      Nothing wrong with being greedy AND ethical, as long as ethics is never sacrificed for greed and ambition. I think it is more a misguided symbolic gesture to remind people to be ethical, a trait we ARE more commonly sacrificing for ambition and greed lately.

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    3. Re:Communist Rant by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't really referring to the oath, but the article. The author stated that an oath would be ineffectual, and suggested restructuring corporate research funding to mimic academic research. To me, that's a move toward a planned economy, and it won't do anything at all to prevent corruption.

  34. TFA reads like sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it just me, or did anyone else detect more than just a bit of personal bitterness on the part of the author of TFA?

    Of course, unrestrained greed motivates CEOs and stockholders, but it is more than that. Since something close to half of all life science PhDs are reduced to begging for a job at the local WalMart within four years of graduation or are forced to change careers to avoid a lifetime of welfare and food stamps, it seems that many of those who are lucky enough to remain in science do so by working at Big Pharmas. These financially struggling scientists, most of whom have reached their mid-40s having never earned more than 30K in their lives and who are grateful to simply be working in science at all, are suddenly are confronted daily with obscene amounts of wealth earned by "the big boyz" of Big Pharmas. She may have a point about scientists at pharmaceutical companies being motivated to publish only "positive" results, but her rhetoric makes it seem just as likely to me that she simply harbors a grudge against anyone with steady employment.

    Would simply taking an oath prevent a scientist with a huge educational debt and a young family from falsifying or ignoring data when publishing a peer-reviewed paper? Especially when it is obvious that they can easily and quickly be replaced by three or four other scientists who desperately wish to be employed, preferably in science? In short, I think that the corruption in "science" is systemic. It is due to corporate science being run according to a business model instead of in accordance to an educational paradigm. It is due to unrestrained corporate greed combined with a tremendous disparity in power and income: CEOs and stockholders who typically have only a modicum of education who earn more in one year than most scientists do in a lifetime who control a group of highly-educated and -trained but financially struggling scientists. I think that the corporate structure itself needs to be redesigned to more closely approximate an academic culture, where scholarship is financially rewarded instead of dishonesty, and where no one earns 200 times more money than anyone else. Here she talks about how she wants to rework the entire corporate world to suit herself - presumably because that would make it 'more fair.' Once she stooped to the quasi-socialist corporation/capitalism bashing she really lost any sense of credibility I may have been willing to ascribe to her.


    Capitalism and corporations aren't evil. Some of the best science of the 20th century - no, make that of all time - has come from corporate labs. Her scathing condemnation of corporations (and other comments on her blog) leaves me with the impression that she's just another not-quite-good-enough life science Ph.D. (There are many!) who has been unable to find decent work after graduation (Don't go into this line of work for the money!) and is now angry at the whole system. She may be right about problems in how science is run in 'big pharma' but she'd have done a much better job of making her point if she hadn't degenerated into a jealousy tinged rant at the end.

  35. Agreed by mosb1000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But I don't think bible verses will be well received in this forum.

    The problem with oaths is that the fact that you have to take one implies that you would not do the right thing otherwise. In fact, saying it almost implies that you intend to break it (kind of like the way you know not to trust someone when they say "you can trust me"). Yeah, we can pass on the whole oath thing. Lets just practice honesty and professionalism in all of our endeavors.

    1. Re:Agreed by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Its more of a social trust type thing. I can be sure of my intentions to be honest, but you can't be of mine. After this reputation takes hold, and we judge on past behavior, and its "fit" to previous oaths.

      Though your right, it is rather absurd. If I WAS going to lie, why wouldn't I be able to lie on the oath too?

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    2. Re:Agreed by maxume · · Score: 1

      It provides context. Most coming of age rituals are essentially absurd (from the outside), but they advertise, both to the participant and the community, that there are new expectations of that person.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  36. Good but not enough by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

    An oath is a great idea. However, it should not be seen as a substitute for tackling with systemic causes of misconduct. Only real investment in science at the national and international level can start to do that.

  37. Re:The "Oath" and two words. by Kibblet · · Score: 1

    This, this is funny? I'll keep my mouth shut when you have something worthwhile to listen to. Deal?

  38. Or maybe... by Trayal · · Score: 0

    ...I swear to uphold and defend the scientific method?

  39. speaking as a scientist...... by thermian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What utter, utter politically correct (pc) bullshit. No really.

    Anyone who tries to adhere to an oath of this type will find themselves immediately at risk of following the pc trendies to mediocrity.

    Want to know how many of our most important scientists were unethical dicks at one time or another? Quite a few. Its just like in business, it's a rare mind that manages to reach the top of their field and leave no nastiness in their history.

    Even my hero, Feynman, worked on the atomic bomb. You can't get away from the fact that he helped kill two cities, and yet he was such a great bloke.

    Going back in history a bit, Newton was known for being a nasty piece of work at times.

    I know that lots of people will be thinking about the Nazi scientists, but if you believe for one second that an oath would have stopped them, I have one piece of information for you. Most of those scientists were medical doctors who'd taken the Hippocratic oath...

    Look, if your going to be a barstard, all an oath will do is make the pc crowd more easy to fool.

    --
    A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
    1. Re:speaking as a scientist...... by Nillerz · · Score: 1

      Science isn't about the greater good it's about finding an answer in a reasonable way. Trying to control an answer finding method is trying to control the answer.

    2. Re:speaking as a scientist...... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Even my hero, Feynman, worked on the atomic bomb. You can't get away from the fact that he helped kill two cities, and yet he was such a great bloke. He was told he was in a race against the nazis getting the bomb first, he didn't know it would be used against civilians in order to secure an unconditionnal surrender in japan.

      From his POV, he wasn't doing anything wrong. If someone uses a sculpture to bash a man on the head, it doesn't make the artist a bad person, even if that sculpture was just the perfect shape and weight to kill. You have to consider intent.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    3. Re:speaking as a scientist...... by thermian · · Score: 1

      From his POV, he wasn't doing anything wrong

      That's kind of the point. The Nazi's weren't either, from their point of view.

      If you read Feynmans biographical material, he was quite aware of the destructive potential of the device. Whether killing an army or civilians, the result is no less horrific,

      --
      A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
    4. Re:speaking as a scientist...... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      From his POV, he wasn't doing anything wrong

      That's kind of the point. The Nazi's weren't either, from their point of view.

      If you read Feynmans biographical material, he was quite aware of the destructive potential of the device. Whether killing an army or civilians, the result is no less horrific,

      Keyword: Potential.

      The nazis were walking around with silver skulls on their hats, they knew what they were doing.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

  40. Priorities... by WoollyMittens · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd put more effort in getting politicians and priests to have one.

  41. surprising by lambent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm surprised i haven't seen a post about what should be so blindingly obvious ...

    A scientist's only oath need be the scientific method. If their behaviour or research can't stand up to that, then it's immediately suspect, invalid, unethical, and unscientific. Any other extraneous oath or pledge is just meaningless words, recited to make someone (who?) feel better. If a scientist won't live up to following through the scientific method, i fail to see how a silly bunch of (wow, overly-longwinded) words will make any difference.

    1. Re:surprising by 1stdoc · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points they'd be yours.

    2. Re:surprising by JimboFBX · · Score: 0

      Well, the scientific method doesn't work for a lot of fields of science ironically. Actually, its these fields of science that are... well shit, just think about climatologists, what science experiment could they come up with to *really* prove or disprove anything they have to say? Computer models certainly aren't experiments. When it comes to direct observation, repeatability is difficult to accomplish (or verify), and isolating all of the variables is downright impossible.

      Of course, now that I write that, I start to wonder if a climatologist is technically a scientist at all.

    3. Re:surprising by khallow · · Score: 1

      Am I forced to use the scientific method even in cases when superior methods of truth-seeking, like prediction markets, exist?

    4. Re:surprising by Nillerz · · Score: 1

      I agre with this; science isn't a religious experience, a lifesaving mentality, or a lifestyle. Being a scientist isn't a title. Science is a way to think. Just that.

  42. Please ignore all the errors by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I should be more diligent in my post review process as well :(

  43. Re:The "Oath" and two words. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member."

    should read

    "but never to the detriment of research subjects, the truth never being harmful to the community of scholars of which I am now a member. Never shall I skew my findings, nor shall I ignore data that does not support my hypothesis without sound reasoning to be included in my formal findings."

  44. purity of hypothesis-theory-data by xPsi · · Score: 1

    The oath as presented in TFA sounds nice, but the purity of the hypothesis-theory-data relationship is really what most scientists already tacitly treat as oath-worthy. Scientists who violate this relationship (e.g. falsify data, make theories up with no basis, plagiarize, systematically fail to cite important references, etc.) are pretty much already dumped into the pariah bin, lose their jobs, their credibility, etc. A formal oath stating this is a nice idea, but I don't see it as really necessary. The oath as written in TFA sounds pretty, but that second sentence also wants scientists to be altruistic and -- yikes! -- nice to each other as part of their job. I just don't see it as happening. If people are serious about addressing scientific misconduct, the process needs to be more systematic: scientists need to be educated in ethics not with an oath, but a series of ethics courses as part of any degree.

    --
    i\hbar\dot{\psi}=\hat{H}\psi
  45. Do you understand the concept of justice? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Was it just me, or did anyone else detect more than just a bit of personal bitterness on the part of the author of TFA? [. . .] She may have a point about scientists at pharmaceutical companies being motivated to publish only "positive" results, but her rhetoric makes it seem just as likely to me that she simply harbors a grudge against anyone with steady employment.


    Heck, I harbor a grudge against Bush and his cronies for messing up the economy I have to live in. Are you suggesting that my being affected by his actions somehow makes my complaints illegitimate? Do you understand exactly why it is we have a criminal justice system designed to redress wrongs?

    Capitalism and corporations aren't evil. Some of the best science of the 20th century - no, make that of all time - has come from corporate labs.

    And this could still be the case even if those corporate labs did not happen to be bound by insane mandates. --While it is totally unnecessary, it remains actually illegal that codes of ethical behavior be allowed to hold final say on what actions an American corporate entity takes. So while I agree with you in principal, in practice the corporations which rule our lives ARE in fact demonstrably evil. Until it becomes legal for a corporation to put human lives ahead of balance sheets, evil will rule. --Even good people on executive boards have their hands tied when it comes to preventing evil practices. This stuff is quite real.


    -FL

    1. Re:Do you understand the concept of justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, I harbor a grudge against Bush and his cronies for messing up the economy I have to live in. Are you suggesting that my being affected by his actions somehow makes my complaints illegitimate? Do you understand exactly why it is we have a criminal justice system designed to redress wrongs? What in the hell are you talking about? Seriously, I don't think you even understand what you're replying to. The fact that the author of the article seems to be having trouble getting a job doesn't have a damn thing to do with the problems she's talking about. Her rants against corporations and capitalism sound like they have far more to do with her disappointing career prospects than they do with critiquing corporate science. Her inability to get work has nothing to do with whatever problems may exist with science labs being run by pharmaceutical corporations. If she were angry about having been 'wronged' by virtue of having been harmed by some pharmaceutical product that had been improperly tested due to the problems with corporate science that she was talking about then what you said might begin to make sense. As it stand, your comment is incomprehensible.

      While it is totally unnecessary, it remains actually illegal that codes of ethical behavior be allowed to hold final say on what actions an American corporate entity takes What is wrong with you? Do you even know anything about business or business law? I'm not even going to try and tell you how fucked up what you just said is. You need more education and less Michael Moore.

      Until it becomes legal for a corporation to put human lives ahead of balance sheets, evil will rule. You're nuts. Any corporation that wantonly jeopardizes the lives and safety of others can be held criminally responsible for its actions. So can any corporate employees involved in said actions as well as any corporate officers who knew about or should have known about those actions. Corporations may have the bottom line as their top priority, but that doesn't mean that they can simply commit any ruthless act they please in the pursuit of profit - not unless they want to risk being on the wrong end of serious legal problems. Believe me that corporations know this and conduct themselves accordingly. Those corporations that step outside the law pay a steep price when caught, which is one of the reasons that corporations have teams of lawyers that they pay to ensure that any course of action the corporation is considering taking is nice and legal. You sound like you've swallowed way too much anti-corporate propaganda. Your whole comment is nothing but barely coherent rhetoric.
    2. Re:Do you understand the concept of justice? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      While it is totally unnecessary, it remains actually illegal that codes of ethical behavior be allowed to hold final say on what actions an American corporate entity takes.
      False -- completely, abhorrently false. You spewing misinformation like this doesn't help your cause.

      A company whose directors willfully take action that dilutes shareholder value without justification can be subject to civil tort lawsuits fromtheir shareholders. Ethics are a justification. Ignorance is a justification.

      Until it becomes legal for a corporation to put human lives ahead of balance sheets, evil will rule.
      What are you smoking, and where can I get some? Just because some corporations do not put lives ahead of balance sheets does not mean it is illegal to do so.
      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    3. Re:Do you understand the concept of justice? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      A company whose directors willfully take action that dilutes shareholder value without justification can be subject to civil tort lawsuits from their shareholders. Ethics are a justification. Ignorance is a justification.

      I will grant you that I use the term 'illegal' in a rather over-dramatic manner to make the point. The problem is that we see corporate misdeeds all the time; they shape nearly every aspect of our daily world. You may not agree with this, but a simple tallying of the contents of one's grocery store will illustrate what I am talking about. --As will an assessment of the "made in" labels on the various products around one's home. The air quality outdoors and the water quality in the pipes, the education our children receive and the international policy our governments enact; all of it is shaped and affected negatively by the corporate drive for profit. If you do not recognize the problem, then there is no point in further discussion, but if you know what I am talking about then I think you will agree that something is wrong. There is a force at work which compels corporate directors to choose anti-ethical courses of action over ethical ones. Now perhaps I am naive to think that it is merely the legal momentum established by corporate charters and legal decisions over the decades which have led to the current pattern of anti-ethical business behavior being considered normal. Perhaps it is something else.

      Assuming you recognize the problem, to what would you attribute the cause?

      Just because some corporations do not put lives ahead of balance sheets does not mean it is illegal to do so.

      Not illegal to put lives ahead of profit? This may be true, but the manner in which you say it. . . I shudder at the thought of what might live in your heart. I'll suspend the forming of an opinion until you respond.


      -FL

  46. Re:The "Oath" and two words. by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This, this is funny? Yes, it is - but there's also an element of truth to it.

    I'll keep my mouth shut when you have something worthwhile to listen to. Just keep it shut.

    Deal? Grab me a burger and a cold beer.
    --
    "The fight for freedom has only just begun." - Geert Wilders
  47. Creeping Corporatism by cojoco · · Score: 1

    The problem is not with Corporations, but with the structure of society.

    If a scientist works for a corporation, then he will *of course* act to the benefit of the corporation. Similarly, if his grant money comes from a corporation, then he would be stupid to kick that gift horse in the mouth.

    To restore Science to the objective, trustworthy status that it deserves, there must be more science funded publicly, and by charitable donors without strings attached.

  48. Re:Doctors vs. Scientists (congress?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's working great. Oath breakers don't get a second vote from me, even if they got a first one. The GOP is in ruins. Hell, even my middle class white male pro-life Catholic die-hard Republican best friend asked me the other day about the Libertarian for president thanks to Mr. Oath Breaker and his clone.

  49. Morally wrong != government should forbid by Noren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I expect that the vast majority today would agree that an abortion is bad, at least in the sense of being an unfavorable outcome if not in an absolute metaphysical sense. I expect that a majority would also think that in the abstract having an abortion is morally wrong.

    Morally wrong is not an all or nothing question though. Some would think it's morally wrong on the level of killing a baby, others that it was morally wrong but of very minor importance, and some would be scattered everywhere between.

    Many of those who see it as morally wrong (particularly if they see it as a relatively minor offense) nonetheless do not think that government should forbid it or punish those who obtain or perform it. I may have the opinion that billboards advertising cigarettes are morally wrong, or that certain forms of hate speech are morally wrong, or that extramarital sex is morally wrong, but that does not imply that I support a government ban on those things. Morality and legality are and should be separate concepts. I am not arrogant enough to believe that my set of morals is the one absolute true way, nor am I convinced that a government ban is always a productive and effective response even if something really is immoral.

    I expect that you'd get vastly different responses to the question 'is abortion bad?' or the question 'should agents of the government imprison people who get or perform abortions?' Nuance, however, does not win votes or make for good sound bites.

    1. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      I may have the opinion that billboards advertising cigarettes are morally wrong, or that certain forms of hate speech are morally wrong, or that extramarital sex is morally wrong, but that does not imply that I support a government ban on those things.
      No, but if the significant majority of people did believe any or all those things were morally wrong, then possibly the government should ban it. Of course, the water gets muddied when people believe that the government banning anything is, in itself, an immoral act...
      --
      You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
    2. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by __aarcfd8085 · · Score: 1

      I expect that the vast majority today would agree that an abortion is bad I think that when it comes to morals this kind of blanket statement is very dangerous, in fact about the only moral statement that I would agree with is abuse is morally wrong (as in the dictionary definition). That being said I think a hippocratic oath for scientists is a good idea, I also think it should be enforcable and inspected upon - certainly in any science that can have an immediate consequence upon the wider world (ie particle physics is unlikely to kill anyone through falsified evidence but a drugs trial might).
    3. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by emilper · · Score: 1

      I think a hippocratic oath for scientists is a good idea, I also think it should be enforcable and inspected upon

      We hear thee, therefore we proclaim that all the so-called scientists that abandoned the proven theory of phlogiston should be tried in the court of law, in front of a jury made of honest and law-abiding scientists, and if any harm is found to have come from their wicked work, they should be prevented, by any means necessary, from ever inquiring into the mysteries of Nature.

    4. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      I expect that the vast majority today would agree that an abortion is bad, at least in the sense of being an unfavorable outcome if not in an absolute metaphysical sense.

      I would ask that you do not try to make up my mind for me. My moral compass is set differently from yours but that does not mean that it is wrong or broken.

      Abortion is good, particularly in terms of being a favourable outcome (reducing the burden of raising a child by a parent who feels themself unsuited to the task or by the state) as well as saving the lives of women who would otherwise have abortions in an illegal setting. There is no metaphysical argument against abortion - the soul does not exist.

    5. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "I expect that the vast majority today would agree that an abortion is bad, .."

      If by 'vast' you mean less then half, then yes!

      Nice try to impose your unfounded opinion on the debate, loser.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    6. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by gillbates · · Score: 1

      I am not arrogant enough to believe that my set of morals is the one absolute true way...

      Not to troll, but just to make you aware of something:

      • If you don't believe your own beliefs are the one absolute true way, why would anyone else believe your beliefs?
      • How could you convince anyone to believe as you do when even you are unsure of their truth?
      • Your statement seems to imply that you are at least somewhat comfortable with not knowing the truth regarding morality. With such an attitude, it is rather unlikely that you would ever stumble upon the one true way, and even if you did, how would you recognize it?
      • It is not arrogant to suggest that you know the one true way, if indeed that is the case. In fact, if you are an intellectual, and can discover the truths of the Universe regarding all things, morality included, it is false humility to suggest otherwise. Unlike science, where additional data may disprove a hypothesis, morality is absolute, and provable. Merely lacking the intellectual framework and experience necessary to objectively discover moral truths does not mean that such truths do not exist, or is unknowable.
      --
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    7. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      OK, so you'd be fine with me killing you? No harm done, right? Seriously, what argument is there against murder except a metaphysical one?

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    8. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      Uh... can I use your statement on my blog (credited of course)?
      I've trying to say something like that for years. You just put it far better than I ever could :-)

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    9. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by Noren · · Score: 1

      If you don't believe your own beliefs are the one absolute true way, why would anyone else believe your beliefs? For their merits. Why would a claim by someone that their beliefs are the one absolute true way be relevant for the purpose of convincing someone?

      How could you convince anyone to believe as you do when even you are unsure of their truth? By discussion rather that some sort of appeal to authority, which appears to be what you are getting at. On the other hand, convincing people to believe as I do is not a priority for me.

      The rest of your post appears to be angling that there is some set of morals that you believe are the one true way. I don't think such a thing is possible to prove, though I see in the world many different, conflicting sets of morality each with many adherants who are convinced that they are correct and all the others are wrong.

      Merely lacking the intellectual honesty to acknowledge that you might be mistaken does not mean that your personal one true way is really the 'right' one. It certainly does not mean that you are justified in imposing it on others.
    10. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by gillbates · · Score: 1

      Of course!

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    11. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by gillbates · · Score: 1

      Consider, for example, that mathematical truths are provable.

      Where would the world be, if mathematics was based on mere opinion?

      I think the problem is that your beliefs are expected to be based on absolute truth; if you aren't sure something is true, why would you believe it? Such an attitude suggests that one jumps to conclusions before evaluating all of the data.

      It seems that when someone says something along the lines of, "My opinion isn't any better than anyone else's..." they're usually correct. In fact, because of the scant chance that their opinion is exactly as valuable as everyone else's, their opinion is probably the least valuable in their peer group. You see, if they don't have good reason for asserting the superiority of their position, it's usually because they haven't bothered to subject their own opinions to rigorous analysis. They probably haven't thought of the objections to their beliefs and explained them in an intellectually honest manner.

      If you love truth, you will seek it out. You won't assert that you're correct - unless you really are - because you'd hate to mislead anyone yourself. If you love truth, your arguments will rest on their merits alone, and you seek something that's universally applicable.

      The reason why people believe that morality is relative is because they often don't understand what morality is. Or, they have no framework on which to evaluate moral decisions because they lack an understanding of what humans are - their dignity, their purpose, their meaning in the grand scheme of things, etc...

      And imagine where we'd be today if mathematics was a matter of opinion. Making sure something is absolutely true is an absolute requirement to building a foundation for further advances, regardless of discipline.

      If you aren't sure it's true, you might as well not have an opinion, because, at best, your opinion is little more than an observation. Perhaps it describes how you feel, but it doesn't give anyone else a philosophical foundation upon which to discover further truth.

      Now, I'm not saying that such things are not worth saying, but rather that the person who believes in truth and diligently seeks same often adds more to the discussion than one who doesn't.

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    12. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      What a fatuous, idiotic argument.

      At the core of it, you are equating the life of an unborn fetus to that of a grown adult. That is why you believe what you do - that abortion is wrong.

      The argument against murder is made on multiple levels, none of which rely a belief in a supreme being/etc.
      - Murder denies an adult of the right to make choices in their life.
      - Murderers are likely to be caught and severely punished, reducing the likelihood that rest of your life will be pleasant.
      - Murder just feels wrong. No reliance on morals, ethics or metaphysics. It's just something that a functional member of society would not contemplate. Not because there's no reason not to do it, but because there's no compelling argument to do it.

      So, try to grow up, accept that the majority of us do not need to call upon old books and sayings to guide our lives or dictate our spectrum of values, and that ad hominem attacks and veiled threats do not often go down well.

    13. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      Thanks!!

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    14. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      ARGGGGGG! Twice I type a reply and preview it, and twice it is erased. I will try again...

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    15. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by Noren · · Score: 1

      Where would we be if it had been decided years ago that science was certain to already be correct in all aspects? Your mathematics analogy is flawed as well, consider Goedel's incompleteness theorems.

      No knowledge and no intelligence is required to have certainty on matters of morality. Understanding the limits of your understanding is the first step in expanding those limits. If you're absolutely certain something is true, then your mind is closed on the issue. You cannot learn, and you have ceased to seek truth, and there's no point in further discussing the matter with you.

    16. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      At the core of it, you are equating the life of an unborn fetus to that of a grown adult. That is why you believe what you do - that abortion is wrong.
      I challenge you to show me that a fetus is not human. Consider this: At what point does a fetus become human? When it passes through the vagina or the incision for a c-section? That seems rather arbitrary.

      - Murder denies an adult of the right to make choices in their life.
      Why should I care about your rights or anyone elses?

      - Murderers are likely to be caught and severely punished, reducing the likelihood that rest of your life will be pleasant.
      Why does society feel a need to do this? (Here's an easy one, I'll give you that)

      - Murder just feels wrong. No reliance on morals, ethics or metaphysics. It's just something that a functional member of society would not contemplate. Not because there's no reason not to do it, but because there's no compelling argument to do it.
      I can think of several reasons. A certain person I know would be much better off without someone else in their life. I could earn money for killing people. I could advance in the world by killing people. I could rule (by fear) by killing people. So there is plenty of reason for me to murder. Yet I don't, and I am not alone in this. So there must be a counter-reason. It isn't a feeling, and if it is, where did that feeling come from? Why is it there?

      veiled threats
      What threat? I took an argument to its logical conclusion. That is the essence of debate. Just because it isn't a particularly pleasant conclusion shouldn't bar it from the debate?

      So, try to grow up, accept that the majority of us do not need to call upon old books and sayings to guide our lives or dictate our spectrum of values, and that ad hominem attacks ... do not often go down well.
      Pot, meet Kettle. And stop being racist. (For the humor impaired, think about what a human would be called who said to another human what the pot says to the kettle.)
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    17. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by gillbates · · Score: 1
      Let me clear up a misunderstanding:
      1. There certainly are limits on our understanding, and recognizing these limits is key to doing useful work with what we do understand.
      2. There are provably correct truths, and I used mathematics as a simple example. Because we know how to calculate pi - in the absolute truth kind of way - we can use this constant as a building block to a greater understanding of the universe. If the value of pi was widely believed to depend on the opinion of the engineer in question, we'd have never put men on the Moon.
      3. While it is important to recognize the limits of our understanding, it is equally important to seek definitive, objective understanding upon which we can build further understanding. There has been a trend of late away from actual understanding and instead toward mere "I feel" statements - which, while true - do not provide any objective, rational moral framework upon which public policy can be discussed. Instead, our legal system devolves into little more than an expression of the opinions of those in power. For one to say, "I don't think my opinion is any better than anyone elses'" is an invitation to having someone else's opinion become law.
      4. I say these things because, as a Christian, my beliefs are routinely scrutinized. I cannot simply defend my position with a mere, "Because the Bible says so..." if the hearer doesn't even understand the concept of who God is, or why anyone would pay attention to Him. If I didn't believe my positions were the absolute truth, and indeed, if they weren't, I'd be a fool to hold them. Thus, I have to be careful about what I believe and the positions I hold because of the potential for misleading others of lesser mental acuity. And, because I'm careful about what I believe, and understand why I believe what I do, I'm able to make a much better argument for my position than some others.
      5. As an example of the above, consider that many slashdotters will whine when porn is curtailed, but not many can actually refute the arguments against porn (cheapening sex, personal dignity, etc...). Hence, porn continues on the shady side of the law because geeks can't actually field a convincing, objective, rational argument in its favor. Without any absolute truth, or reference upon which to frame the debate, it comes down to what people feel, and the people in power aren't particularly inclined to care about the feelings of those not in power.
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    18. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      I'm going to ignore your entire argument because you cannot contemplate that my ideas exist without unconscious reference to a supreme being.

      However, I have one bone to pick - racist? What the fuck? Seriously? Where in any of my statements does race play an issue?

      I now know I'm arguing with a child.

    19. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I expect that a majority would also think that in the abstract having an abortion is morally wrong.
      Prove that. It's a health issue, not a moral one for most people I know who aren't Catholics or something.
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    20. Re:Morally wrong != government should forbid by chunk08 · · Score: 1
      You obviously fit "Humor impaired"...
      I was making a joke about pot/kettle references. Again, you take things way out of context.

      I'm going to ignore your entire argument because you cannot contemplate that my ideas exist without unconscious reference to a supreme being.

      No, I am arguing that morality implies a supreme being. This by definition means I have considered your side. I have contemplated your ideas existing without a supreme being, and rejected that as illogical. I am trying to explain why. Perhaps you could explain how your ideas or "feelings" exist within a chance evolutionary framework. Perhaps you could also explain by what standard you call murder wrong.
      I knew already that I was arguing with someone who ignores the context of statements and resorts to ad hominem attacks and false logic. Thank you for playing. Next?

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  50. Good idea, I think. by BCSWowbagger · · Score: 0

    "Just words."
    "But good words. That's where ideas begin."
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  51. Name suggestions for oath by Spy+Handler · · Score: 0

    Archimedian Oath
    Newtonian Oath
    Einsteinian Oath
    Bill Nye the Science Guysian Oath

    just some science-people names that I know...

  52. Graduate school is too late to begin teaching this by SETIGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unethical people will continue to be unethical it's true. But it doesn't hurt to be explicit about what is ethical behavior and giving scientists at the beginning of their careers an opportunity to affirm their accord with those ideals. Some of us still try to live by our words. The problem is that otherwise ethical students are being taught to fudge their data in undergraduate labs. They are often told directly by their TAs to find out what the correct answer is and work backwards from there.

    If they aren't told that what is "slightly unethical behavior" in an undergraduate lab course is "dangerously unethical and likely criminal" behavior when practiced in the real world, how are they to know?

    The punishment for "fudging" lab data as an undergraduate should be failure on the assignment. The punishment for a graduate student TA who suggests that fudging lab data on an assignment is OK should be immediate expulsion.

  53. barking up the wrong tree by speedtux · · Score: 1

    It is due to corporate science being run according to a business model

    Corporate science is only one aspect of the problem, and I'm not even convinced it's a major one. Even in computer science, biology, or physics in areas where no corporations are involved, people are primarily out for publications and citations, and they will do anything to get them.

    The reason isn't the corporations, the reason is cut-throat tenure and funding systems, and that's a problem scientists have created for themselves.

  54. Considered binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always wondered - how can an oath that you are more or less required to take actually be considered binding by anyone?

    It's like the pledge of allegiance: if you're forced to recite it, as opposed to doing so because you truly mean it, then it doesn't have any actual meaning (trivially, since you didn't actually mean it).

    How is this different? I know if I was forced to take an oath - legally, by peer pressure or in whatever other way - I simply wouldn't consider it relevant to my life at all. (No, not the hippocratic oath, either. I'd probably still adhere to it if I was an MD, but that's out of personal conviction and a personal sense of ethics.)

  55. Mod parent up by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Seriosly, I'm sick of Americans/Canadians and people from capitalist countries whining on about how the profit motive corrupts things without having experienced a world where it is severly attenuated. Move to Sweden, work in a company there for a while and see how well it works.
    So true. Not necessarily the targeting of certain North American countries, but still true nonetheless.
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    1. Re:Mod parent up by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I'm sick of Americans/Canadians and people from capitalist countries whining on about how the profit motive corrupts things without having experienced a world where it is severely attenuated. Move to Sweden, work in a company there for a while and see how well it works.
      So true. Not necessarily the targeting of certain North American countries, but still true nonetheless.

      Actually people who work for the NHS or the BBC say the same sort of thing in the UK. And the Guardian and left wing papers will tend to sympathize with them, so it's not purely an American thing. But that doesn't annoy me as much as self described socialists from North America saying it, because at least the English people actually know what it means.


      Then again, if you get all your news from the Guardian and BBC and work in the public sector you arguably don't know the downside of a missing profit motive because you have chosen friends and media that won't tell you it.


      It's actually quite scary how easy it is for anyone, regardless of political beliefs, to live their whole lives in a free society without seeing those opinions challenged just by avoiding media which annoys them or that their friends regard as Right or Left wing propaganda. The media that they enjoy reading is essentially karma whoring - amplifying the facts that fit their preconceptions and attenuating the facts that don't. It certainly doesn't want to annoy its readers.

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  56. aaah The Sins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    [...] corporate greed combined with a tremendous disparity in power and income...

    In the same sentence he manages to condemn someone else for greed, and show us that in his worldview it's wrong to have more power and income than others. What next, will he attack Earth for not being flat?

    Not sure if I want to hear accusations of Greed from someone driven by Envy.

  57. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by penguin+king · · Score: 3, Informative

    The problem is that otherwise ethical students are being taught to fudge their data in undergraduate labs. They are often told directly by their TAs to find out what the correct answer is and work backwards from there. I've never been told by a TA to find the answer and work backwards, but YMM(and apparently has)V(ied). As a TA myself it doesn't matter if a student knows the answer, in fact it is often useful that they already do know the answer (from lectures). Aren't Labs about learning the practical skills? That's how we run them (nb. Chemistry labs YMMV in other fields).

    As for people fudging data, in the labs I currently work in as a grad student I have come accross obviously fudged results in a dissertation I was referencing. Thing is peers and my supervisor were not suprised, students that are fudging tend to be poor researchers anyway (why else would they need to fudge?). Any good researcher knows that 'failures' provide as much information as 'successes'.

    In my situation I tried three or four times (at a week per attempt) to do a reaction reported as yielding well, with variations on the supplied prep. If it had been reported as not working, I'd not have bothered - may have tried once to confirm the result, maybe twice with variations to optimize. It's not a waste of time, I confirmed that it did not work (which was suspected), however proper reporting initially would have saved me the time, I'm now on another route with some more untried preps and it is working, it might not have, but I'd be the first (we know of) so it isn't time wasted.
  58. "Read my blog plix!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This blogger argues that merely reciting an oath is not going to help much when "...the corruption in 'science' is systemic. It is due tBLAHBLAHBLAH" Yeah, I had a lecturer who used to quote himself, and I still don't get why he didn't think that was a cuntish thing to do.
  59. Pure genius! by jopet · · Score: 1

    Why didn't we think of it! Make an oath and be gone with misconduct and greed and fraud. We can all see how well that works with doctors.

  60. Magic incantation by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Reciting oaths on their own is simply empty ritual - McEthics, the fast-food version of ethics. A ritual may be deeply meaningful to a person who already believes profoundly in the object of the ritual, but to somebody who doesn't it merely tends to feel a bit embarrassing.

    Ethics is something that has to be learned over a reasonable amount of time. You have to understand what it is and why it makes sense, and you have to have the time to decide whether you agree or not, and if you do, what that means for yourself and your subsequent actions.

  61. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by MrMr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remeber a lab experiment where there was a factor of 2 error in a formula of the background documentation. The TA told me about 60% of the students came up with the 'correct' answer anayway...

  62. When... by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    ...we get one for lawyers, then the world will be happier place.

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  63. Oaths are worthless by Wowsers · · Score: 1

    More like hypocrite oath:

    "I as a scientist / engineer will endeavor to help mankind within my chosen field of science / technology.... unless there's lots of dollars waved in front of my face."

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  64. Obligatory Helmet by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
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  65. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that otherwise ethical students are being taught to fudge their data in undergraduate labs. They are often told directly by their TAs to find out what the correct answer is and work backwards from there. That is an excellent example of a very poorly trained graduate student. A TA who tells his students to do what they need to get the right answer has completely missed the point. The training of that TA has been inadequate and the TA should be reprimanded for the first occurrence and dismissed for the second. The faculty responsible for the lab may need some mentoring, as well. While its certainly desirable for lab students to perfect their technique, the real point of the lab is to learn the process. A process that includes careful documentation of what you're trying to do, what you actually did, and what happened as a result.
  66. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

    'Any good researcher knows that 'failures' provide as much information as 'successes'.'

    Very true, but, for some reason, successes are generally more likely to get published.

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  67. What we need is a Hippocratic contract. by AeiwiMaster · · Score: 1

    In that way the Hippocratic principles can be enforced.

    Actually it is against Hippocratic principles to prescribe medicine with harmful side effects.

    So, it is save to say that many doctors don't follow Hippocratic principles.

    The scientific oath says:
    I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member.

    The grater good part is okey, but the second part stinks.

    Because it can be interprets as:
    I pursue knowledge for the grater good unless it hurts colleges etc.

    But imagine that you have discovered a device that
    lets you run a car without full (joe cell)
    now if you colleges have stocks in a oil company then it will hurt him financially.

    Or a oil company could threaten to kill one of your colleges if you publish your discovery.

    Or you might prove one of you colleague wrong and there by hurt his scientific status.

    It this case the last part of the oath helps to suppress new science and discoveries.

    A better oath would be:

    I promise never to allow financial gain, competitiveness or ambition cloud my judgment in the conduct of ethical research and scholarship. I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, without harm to research subjects.
    I will publish the research which can serve the grater good without fear for loss of status in the scientific community, blackmail, treats or concern for safety.

    You could say that this oath take a non-deal
    politic with respect to scientific terrorist.

  68. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

    Not in my lab. I am a teaching assistant in undergraduate (and masters student) physics labs. The emphasis is on getting good data and if this data is at variance with the 'accepted' values trying to explain why. 'Fudging' or fabricating data would lead to failing the lab and possibly disciplinary action. This is how all of our labs are taught. Which labs are you talking about? Any student who doesn't realise that fudging data is unacceptable, in teaching labs or 'real life', is stupid.

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  69. This oath supports institutionalised corruption by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    But the proposed oath itself is already deeply corrupt!

    I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member. See, it proposes a loyalty to colleagues that overrides loyalty to scientific accuracy and openness, and also overrides loyalty to wider society. It effectively says that "I will never pursue knowledge to the detriment of the other people in my club". If my supervisors and colleagues are crooks, I must never[/u] pursue knowledge that may harm them. That's corruption. Why do "supervisors" get a special mention? Could it be that some people involved in drafting this oath are nervous about the idea that some of the "green and idealistic" intake that they are in charge of might be horrified when they find out what their supervisors are up to, and might try to shop them? It means, that if you uncovered widespread criminal corruption in your community, and wanted to bring that information to the relevant authorities, the oath would prevent it. If you wanted to conduct a scientific study of fraud and misbehaviour within the scientific community, and the results started to come out badly, you'd be prevented from continuing. If your community had been involved in "cheerleading" a Big Science project in order to get funding, and you found that the claims made ot get that funding were exagerrated to the point of fraudulence, the oath would prevent you from conducting a proper factual study that revealed it. The proposed oath as it currently stands supports a culture of institutionalised corruption, and turns the whistleblowers and the honest scientists who stumble across facts that might not be "helpful" to their colleagues into the bad guys. It's rotten.
  70. There is another possible application by damburger · · Score: 1

    IANAL but I think an oath can function as a verbal contract. If someones taken the scientific oath, and then in the course of their employment they start, oh I don't know, pushing creationism - then the employer can fire them with impunity because they essentially misled them to get the job in the first place.

    I've considered putting around my physics department a 'statement of principles' - basically saying that physical phenomena can only be explained properly through the scientific method and spiritual matters have no bearing on them. Then publishing for future employees of our graduates a list of who did and did not sign it.

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  71. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by crmarvin42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1. As a TA in the Animal Sciences, I've never told a student to work backwards from the answer to show their work.

    2.As someone with a decade of life sciences college work under my belt I've never been told to work backwards from the answer by a TA or professor.

    3. As a researcher with over 20 unique research trials under my belt I've never seen evidence of "Fudging" data by any of the 30 or so other grad-students I've worked with over the past 6 years.

    During the course of my own research I've had to repeat several studies because we couldn't make heads or tails of the results, but we've never faked the data or published data we knew to be false. I have to admit that we did have to argue with a company when submitting a manuscript containing research they'd paid for. We had submitted to them a preliminary report of the results. They published the results of that report as if definitive. Over the course of writing the manuscript we found some errors in our statistical analysis of the results and corrected them. This changed the results quantitatively, but the overall conclusions remained the same. They wanted us to go with the old results because they'd already published them and made suggestions to clients based on them. However, we simply indicated that if they didn't want us to publish the new number we'd simply refuse to put our names on the manuscript. Since the reason that companies perform their research at universities is to give the picture of being independent, and without mine or my Professors names the only remaining author would be a member of the company that sells the product we were testing, they were forced to back down and the manuscript was submitted with the most accurate results we had.

    I don't think they were evil, just trying to save face after making the mistake of believing that the preliminary report was 100% accurate. That's the reason for Peer Review, Independent analysis by Universities on behalf of the obviously biased funding agencies. Remember, this is the only situation I've come across of this sort in 6 years of graduate research and it was a lot less dramatic than it sounds like written here.

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  72. Ok, you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll go ahead and let you in on something that's going to get published someday anyhow. You see, every corporation employs a device that is installed in the entryway, and everyone that passes through has their proclivity for greed and corruption amplified by a factor of 100. There, I've confirmed it for you.

  73. Smurf science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't competitiveness and prospects for financial gain have been the basis for most major technological advances in the last century? Maybe the author wants everyone in the scientific community to go live in the Smurf village specializing in different ways they can hug trees. From the corporate side, the bosses want reliable data and well run studies during product development to ensure good performance of said product.

  74. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by yankpop · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've never been told by a TA to find the answer and work backwards

    It doesn't have to be that blatant. In my undergrad chem labs, we were marked based on how well we ran the experiments, with the relative success based on the yield we got. So accurately reporting that we got 50% yield was enough to pass the lesson, barely. We quickly learned that doubling the reagent volumes, without reporting that we had done so, would bring our yields up to the 80-90% range we needed to get a good mark. So, without ever being explicitly told to cheat, we learned that cheating was valued over truthful reporting and acted accordingly.

    In a way, this is very much in keeping with the way science is practiced. Failed experiments, well run and accurately written up, do not get published. We are rewarded for our results (true or false), not our ability as experimenters.

    In my botany labs, if an experiment failed (i.e., the plant died) I reported that truthfully, and was marked based on the quality of the report, not the actual outcome of the experiment. This was reflective of the quality of teaching in our botany department as a whole, and one reason why I'm a botanist today.

    yp.

  75. Hippocratic or Hypocritical? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Seeing how much doctors are corrupted (in my country at least), I would call the oath Hypocritical, not Hippocratic...

  76. Anyone read this tripe? by gorehog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is horseshit. A very big pile.
    Quote from article: "I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member."

    That "never to the detriment of supervisors" has me stuck. What if you discover something that will unseat your supervisor. Sometimes science surprises you.

  77. The oath itself is corrupt. by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I promise never to allow financial gain, competitiveness or ambition cloud my judgment in the conduct of ethical research and scholarship. I will pursue knowledge and create knowledge for the greater good, but never to the detriment of colleagues, supervisors, research subjects or the international community of scholars of which I am now a member.
    ROTFL!

    This oath itself is corrupt.
    And it is weightless.

    This kindof reminds the UN agreement on human rights, which states that no human rights need apply at all, if they conflict with the goals of the UN.

    In this case, knowledge should not be pursued if it is to the detriment of colleagues (how special they are)!

    This is a case of what G.K. Chesterton calls "professionalism" -- giving a pass in corruption to people of one's own profession, where it would never otherwise be acceptable in society.

    If anything, science is already far too professional (in the Chesterton sense). Theories that have good foundation are ignored if they aren't presented by a Ph.D. Papers that are utter nonsense or jargon are accepted to journals as academically acceptable. Nobel prizes (superconductivity, anyone?) are awarded to those who *did not* discover the science, because they happened to be on top of the local political structure at the time.

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    1. Re:The oath itself is corrupt. by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      This oath itself is corrupt.
      And it is weightless.

      Hippocratic Oath is just as bad and is universally ignored by doctors. Most people haven't read the whole text of it. It's laughable.

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  78. One good reason? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, but if the significant majority of people did believe any or all those things were morally wrong, then possibly the government should ban it. Why? Nothing should be illegal *only* because a vast majority considers it to be morally wrong. If it doesn't cause some sort of quantifiable harm to someone else, it definitely shouldn't be illegal.
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    1. Re:One good reason? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't cause some sort of quantifiable harm to someone else
      Quantifiable harm is a narrow definition for what should be illegal. If, for example, a significant majority was in favour of, say, banning the use of private personal data without former consent, most people would be happy to ban it, not because of its often slight potential for "quantifiable" harm, but because we simply don't like it. And that is 100% OK.
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    2. Re:One good reason? by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      About to give up my "Excellent" karma, here goes...
      A fetus is human. You can even (still) find support for that in the law. Since when does its transfer from the womb to the outside air suddenly make it a human. There is something wrong with a society which screams at the thought of killing murderers but screams at the thought of being denied the privilege of killing an unborn human. Murder is illegal in every country I can think of. Why isn't abortion the same as murder. Please explain the difference. Without the "mother's right to her own body" BS. What about the baby's right to its body?

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  79. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by kipman725 · · Score: 1

    it's pretyt easy to get cought in the trap of subtley biasing results to get the correct answer if you know what that answer is. I mean oh wait all these results are a factor of 2 off, I must have used the wrong scale...

  80. cold fusion and hot fusion - whose conning who? by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    There was a quote in New Scientist (which I'm paraphrasing from memory) after the last successful round of HF grants, where someone was asked if the HF community had really, truly believed the rather optimistic-sounding estimates that they'd just given the government.

    "We had to", was the answer, "Otherwise we wouldn't have got the money".

  81. Quit Blaming the Corporations by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    Corporations are run by PEOPLE. PEOPLE make the decisions, both bad and good. Not all corporations are evil, just as not all people are evil. And corporations (like, for example, SourceForge, Inc.) make it possible for people to pool their energy to produce something of value and sell it for use by other people, thereby providing J-O-B-S that pay for our homes, our cars, our gasoline, our magna fetish, etc etc etc. And you'd think the last one hundred years of failure of non-capitalist systems would have convinced people that corporations and the capitalism that makes them possible is what has made our current cushy self-involved lifestyles possible. Sheesh!

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  82. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, "bad" results do get published, and they get LOTS of citations. Look for DAMA (reported a positive dark matter signal, totally incompatible with all previous data and all theories) and LSND (reported neutrino oscillation with a big mass difference, which would need a fourth neutrino flavour to be possible. This value was incompatible with previous results, and is now barely possible).

  83. Wrong about Palladium by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Informative

    Palladium isn't that rare...

    "The global production from mines was 222 metric tons in 2006 according to USGS data.[6] Most palladium is used for catalytic converters in the automobile industry."-wikipedia

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  84. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by fearofcarpet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I see a lot of posts from TAs/grad students about endemic data-fudging beginning in undergraduate courses. While I never got that impression when I was teaching, I certainly can see it coming from the top down so to speak.

    The modern tenure/funding structure goes something like this: work your tail off and hope that you can meet the right people, expose yourself to the right ideas, and come up with the right proposals to get a job as an assistant professor at a good research university. You'll be hired based on your perceived ability to procure grant money before your start-up runs out which really has nothing to do with science and everything to do with what is being funding (e.g., in my arena everyone is tacking "photovoltaic" onto their proposals despite knowing very little about the topic) by the DOD, DOE, NSF, and NIH.

    Now you have our job and the clock starts ticking--in 5-7 years you'd better have established a "vigorous independent research program" which is political-speak for "consistent funding" and on top of that you need to become respected within a community of scientists. This latter part is very important because you can't fudge your way into this; the community that cares about and reviews your publications will wedge open any cracks they see. Your tenure committee will basically phone these people up and say "hey do you know prof. X? Is he/she any good?".

    Here's the rub; the relative value placed on these two factors--money and being well-respected in a community--depends on the institution. Some state legislatures don't like to fund universities because their constituents look at "scientists" and see nuclear weapons, drugs that kill people, etc., and take a very negative view (this is, incidentally, why the NSF puts so much emphasis on education--it is the only way to get congress to continue funding them). Thus too much emphasis is placed on money, the peer-review system breaks down, and scientific ethics start looking more like business ethics.

    Now you have a young professor being pressured to publish, publish, publish (or perish) in order to get money, money, money. This professor is, depending on the institution, handed 1-5 first year graduate students and perhaps a postdoc (which is a total grab-bag) with which to make or break his/her career (in the form of tenure).

    Imagine that these graduate students took the sort of classes discussed in this thread where the emphasis was (incorrectly) placed on getting the "right" answer instead of getting to an answer the right way. Their boss--the stressed out young professor--is breathing down their neck and getting snippy because they aren't in the lab on Saturday morning.

    What do you think is going to happen? Obviously a lot of this comes down the management skills of the professor, the "quality" of the research (i.e., they get lucky), and the character of the graduate students. Probably 99% of the time either the fudging just doesn't matter because the work is low-profile and never gets repeated, or everyone is super-ethical and things are as they should be. The other 1% of the time you read about a relatively young professor that earned tenure through some wild success that turned out to be totally fraudulent. Of course, due to the slow pace of science, it has been years, the data are lost, and the grad students graduated, so often people throw their hands in the air and claim plausible deniability.

    And sometimes people are just unethical. In any case, there is a systemic breakdown in the peer-review process that is driven largely by policy decisions that affect the funding models for public research. Too much emphasis is placed on publishing and the link between being successful in your career and being a good scientist is being eroded by narrowly-targeted funding models.

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  85. William S. Burroughs by m0llusk · · Score: 1

    "No job too dirty for the fucking scientists."

  86. hmm... by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    Given the often nearly hostile attitudes many 'scientists' have towards religion it seems like an oath is a silly kind of thing. Oath's normally being sworn for the expressed purpose of calling down the punishment of god/ god's on oneself it that which is sworn is betrayed.

    I think in many ways this attempt shows why it is man continues to need God, weather or not he exists. Without a belief in God or gods why would anyone work towards the common good? It seems it would be better to work for personal gain. The common good being useful to work for only when the two personal gain and the common good were/are the same or at least not mutually exclusive.

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    1. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without a belief in God or gods why would anyone work torwards the common good?

      Because intelligent people understand that they are not the only person in the entire world. They also understand that benefitting the common good will, in the long run, make both yours and everybody else's lives better. Finally, they understand that working solely for your personal gain might make your life better off in the short run, but in the long run, if something bad happens to you, nobody else will be able or willing to help you out.

      People who are only "good" because some invisible being tells them to do so truly scare me. If somebody went around doing "evil" because an invisible being told them to, we'd call them a schizophrenic and put them in a mental hospital.

    2. Re:hmm... by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      You missed the qualify of 'when the two are not the same goal' As you correctly point out, they sometimes and perhaps often are the same goal, but certainly are not always. Suppose all I have to do is lie a little to get what I want? Fudge a few results in a report about something I'm certain I'm right about anyway. Suppose that I think the risk of ostracism, bad PR , etc is well worth the multi-billions of dollars I will profit from said deception and further there is little or no chance of me being caught. Why shouldn't I do what is in my self interest? This decision is made all the time by all kinds of people, religious or no. To choose to benefit myself as opposed to others. Only the religious philosophy opposes it though. From a Darwinian perspective, whatever serves to the greatest prorogation of my genetics and perhaps ideological heritage is the action that should be taken weather it kills a few million others is unimportant or irrelevant at best, because the fittest or rather must productive survive. Is not the greatest âgoodâ(TM) common or otherwise, the survival of the strong over the weak and the prorogation of ones genetics and ideology over another? Isnâ(TM)t this simply the laws of physics and science in action and the term âgoodâ(TM) what we assign to our perception of what accomplishes that? It is only if man is something different then a pure animal and is responsible to something greater or different then physics and nature that it is not true. 'survival of the fittest to reproduce is the only rule' âsurvival and reproduction at itâ(TM)s optimal regardless of consequences to others is an evolutionary imperative we have all evolved towardsâ(TM) Thankfully most atheists do not practice what they preach. They are weak minded and unwilling to embrace the real end of their own philosophy. I say thankfully, because their philosophy is incorrect and in the end a path to destruction.

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    3. Re:hmm... by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry for your fear. But the simple fact remains that the only logically sufficient reason to truly do 'good' or even right or even what is useful to oneself or others IS a belief in something bigger and more important then oneself. Otherwise the logically thing to do is whatever feels best as conditioned by the society, biology and the physical world and if those pleasurable actions correspond in some rough way to the mutual benefit of others it's not really your concern, so long as it feels good to you. If it feels good to have friends and it's worth the trouble do so. If it feels good to order the destruction of the jewish people ala Aldof Hitler , again, do so the only arbitrar or judge of your actions is the way you feel and weather or not you survive. I personally find that kind of attitude much more scary.

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  87. Hold on ... by labmonkey09 · · Score: 1

    Before we get too far down the road of Corporate Corruption in science, just note that this AXE swings in both directions. You also have an element in science that is equally "corrupt", on the opposite side.

    Scientists have not been above untruth in the past for reasons not associated with cash. For instance, the anti-weapons lobby has just as many wackos working for it as the defense companies do. How many times have we heard, "You'll never intercept a ballistic missle with a missile"? Yet the US Navy has a near perfect record with missiles under the ICBM range, and the AF is about to test in that range (greater velocity and apogee makes it harder, if you need to know). Interesting to hear a scientist say "It'll never happen". Interesting attitude for a scientist ...

    What about Nuclear Winter? Perhaps it is a possibility. However, how many people know that Carl Sagan could not get his initial model to work until he turned off the Sun? If you go to Wikipedia, this is not mentioned. Yet it was the rage when the information got leaked. This is the guy who wrote Cosmos, Billions and Billions and all that. He eventually got a working model (I'm not qualified to test that of course) but he was selling this as an absolute truth long before he did.

    Please do not associate money and corruption as an absolute AND don't assume that money is required for corruption (or untruth).

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  88. Scientist's Three Commandments: by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Truth comes first.
    2. Everything else comes second.
    3. When in doubt, return to Rule 1.

    No need to talk about corporations, financial gain, competition, and all that other crap. Use these three rules and you're golden.

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    1. Re:Scientist's Three Commandments: by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, nothing is ever confusing about what the 'truth' is.

      We all know it's truth that the world was created in 6 days.

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    2. Re:Scientist's Three Commandments: by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The truth is whatever the data suggests. If you skew the results, it's not the truth. Simple.

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  89. Corporate Corruption? by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Everyone talks about corporate corruption, and yet, governments have way more money on average to spend on basic research. If its the money that corrupts, its governments that make the most corrupt science.

    I mean, just look at Hansen.. Why does the government even pay this fool?

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    1. Re:Corporate Corruption? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Power corrupts. Money is just a tool.

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  90. Evel Corporations by n2hightech · · Score: 1

    I have a hard time understanding why everyone wants to blame corporate greed. There is no such thing!! Corporations are legal constructs controlled by HUMANS!! There are Evil and greedy humans that control corporations and Evil and greedy power hungry people that control governments. Corporations cannot legally use force only Governments can use force so Scientists are using deception instead to try and make money. Well welcome to the Human Race. The real problem is that not enough people value personal honor and are willing to accept personal responsibility for seeing to it that honesty prevails. Saying an oath will not guarantee people will abide by it. People make a very solemn oath in front of witnesses when they get married still about half of the marriages end in divorce. Nearly 50% of the population don't seem to think their word is worth much, why should scientists be any different? That's why we need to make up our own minds regarding the big issues of our day. We need to investigate the data ourselves look for replication of experimental results and observations. We must not accept the opinions of others unless they demonstrate through objective analysis and free and open disclosure of their work that they can be trusted. When their arguments fall back on opinions and cries that most people think one way or that those with opposing views are evil or ignorant that is when you need to insist on hard data and objective review of the facts and conclusions. If alternative explanations are dismissed out of hand without analysis of supporting data be careful be very careful. Accurate theories can be used to make predictions. If the theory does not predict we must reject.

  91. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like someone who's never had to get 48 students through an assignment in an hour whilst getting paid sub-minimum wage. Every TA will do this at some stage, making the stipulation that it should be done properly if it were research, but since we're really trying to teach you established things we just need to get you through.

    Yes, it's not ideal, certainly it would be great if experiments really worked in class every time, and results came out as wanted, or if we had the time and patience to go through it properly, but with the deal that TAs get, there isn't enough time in the day (let alone the hour of class) to get every student to do things right.

    The punishment for whoever designed these labs, understaffed them and then expects us to really teach science with the pathetically limited resources and time available, whilst paying us less than we could earn working in Starbuck's should be hanging. But don't blame the poor bastards who've been given a square peg, a round hole and a big hammer if they use the hammer. It's all we've got, and we've a thousand more pegs coming in 5 minutes' time.

  92. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

    3. As a researcher with over 20 unique research trials under my belt I've never seen evidence of "Fudging" data by any of the 30 or so other grad-students I've worked with over the past 6 years.

    Then you aren't looking very hard. I think this type of behavior is running rampant in higher education. A report on academic dishonesty at Ohio University, (where a large number of students were found plagiarizing on their theses), found that 84% of undergrads and 55% of grad students had cheated within the last year. The report also mentions that 45% of undergrads and 18% of the grad students had engaged in serious forms of cheating, (they call it academic misconduct), in the last year.

    Here is the report.

    Take a look. It could be that people know you believe strongly in doing the right thing so hide their cheating from you as well.

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  93. "hobo code" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really like the code idea! Any starting point yet?

  94. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by servognome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that otherwise ethical students are being taught to fudge their data in undergraduate labs. They are often told directly by their TAs to find out what the correct answer is and work backwards from there.
    I think that interpretation is because undergraduate students don't have the experience to understand what is being asked of them. A good experiment should state assumptions, background theory, experiment design, data, and interpretation. Often undergraduates will modify the data rather than revisiting their assumptions. For example if you are running an experiment measuring the acceleration of an object due to Earth's gravity you will not get 9.8m/s^2; the problem is not with the data, it's with the assumptions.
    There are theories we know make incorrect assumptions, but too often undergraduates just take them as gospel and forget all the caveats involved. For example the ideal gas law makes false assumptions, yet undergrads running experiments would rather change the data to conform to the theory rather than understanding there are certain "fudge factors" which are needed to account for reality vs. theory.
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  95. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

    Plagiarism and Fudging data are two different, although related topics.

    I have seen evidence of plagiarism. There was a grad-student in my lab that was struggling. I was a TA in a class he was taking and the Prof told me that an assignment he emailed in contained a link to the page where half of his answer came from verbatim. He has since been booted from the university for 2 consecutive semester of academic probation.

    There was also an example of a student plagiarizing most of his literature review for his PhD thesis and then having the balls to publish it. It wasn't found out until later, but my Advisor uses it as an exercise every couple of years. He hands both articles out to his students and then tells us each to prepare a 10 min presentation on the two article. Not only was it an excellent example of plagiarism, it also lets him know who actually does the reading before lab meeting. Only 2 of the 5 students realized that it was plagiarism despite greater than 70% of the paragraphs being identical to the original, copied text.

    the tricky thing about plagiarism is that different countries view it very differently. I've been told by Chinese grad-students that it's almost expected by their professors back home and many of them have a hard time breaking the habit when they come the US for education.

    Their is also the fine line between citation and outright plagiarism. In the first draft of my Lit Review for my MS thesis I accidentally crossed that line too far and had to rewrite a section because my advisor felt that my comments were too close to those of the cited author. I didn't copy the text, but the arguments I used and the order they were made it was just too close for him to be comfortable. When I was writing that section I didn't think I was plagiarizing. Now however, I can see the point he was making and I'm being very careful in my current lit review not to make the same mistake.

    That being said, None of that is evidence of someone altering the results of an experiment to make it say what they want. Either through selective exclusion of data, or outright fabrication which is the point I believe that I was trying to make in the original post.

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  96. Biased Much? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    due to unrestrained corporate greed combined with a tremendous disparity in power and income... Save the Marxism for other discussion forums, please.
  97. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to be honest even the best undergraduate labs are a bit of a joke. the entire point of the undergraduate lab isnt to teach the students proper lab techniques but to show how the knowledge they are learning is applied to real life.

    bio and chem majors often have to take courses on simply running and preparing a lab, these skills are important for bio and chem majors but practically useless for an art, history, business, or math major

    its not the TA's its simply there is a limited number of resources in the world, and they dont split very evenly. its in your best interest to do what ever it takes to get a head, as long as you dont get caught doing it

  98. Even more suprising... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...That there is no mention of Lieutenant JG Wesley Crusher's influence in the making of this oath.
    After all... It is he who coined that age old maxim "I'm with Starfleet; we don't lie.".

    Personally, I find that it would be far more effective if they have just quoted Captain Picard instead.

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  99. You are incorrect, get a dictionary. by geekoid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The fetus isn't a person, any more then your skin cells are.

    You should also look up the work "pessary ", your making yourself look foolish. Hint: It doesn't ahve anything to do with the fetus. It's something for women.

    Educate yourself, you look like an idiot.

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    1. Re:You are incorrect, get a dictionary. by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The fetus isn't a person, any more then your skin cells are.

      And the usual $64,000 question:

      While the skin cells have around 0% chance of growing into a functioning human, the fetus stands a better one. Precisely at which point does it become a "person"? Birth? Age 2? 4?

      Jus' sayin'....

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    2. Re:You are incorrect, get a dictionary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Precisely at which point does it become a "person"? "

      Until it can survive outside the womb, that would seem to be, by definition, entirely up to the owner of that womb.

      Sensible folks would say that the woman who said womb is inside owns it, but certain state legislatures do or would disagree. I, for one, am somewhat uncomfortable with any precedent that allows the state to claim eminent domain over any of my internal organs whilst I'm still alive and using them. You COULD save the lives of dozens of law-abiding, productive citizens by ending mine, and distributing the parts.

      If you REALLY want to end abortion, design an artificial womb. Anyone who didn't want their child -- or might end up killed by it -- could offer it up for adoption at any point of the pregnancy, AND could even change their mind later if they wanted.

    3. Re:You are incorrect, get a dictionary. by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      I, for one, am somewhat uncomfortable with any precedent that allows the state to claim eminent domain over any of my internal organs whilst I'm still alive and using them.

      Does that include laws banning suicide? Jus' curious...

      As an aside, I see a lot of people that're pro-life and pro-death-penalty. It never seemed to make sense.

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    4. Re:You are incorrect, get a dictionary. by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      I don't see the problem with holding both of those points (although I am personally against the death penalty in most cases). Pro-life because of the belief that life begins at conception, and an innocent life should not be destroyed. Pro-death-penalty because of the belief that some actions warrant such a sentence. Where is the conflict?

  100. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

    Which labs are you talking about? I'm basing this on statements made to me by some bio and chem majors at one of the "lesser" UC campuses. Of course, to me, all of the UC campuses except the one called "The University of California" are "lesser" UC campuses.
  101. Science is neveer the problem .... by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    Science is best by peer review.
    Science is best when bias free.

    Science can be perfect, but not approved.
    Science can be appreciated, like fine art.

    Science is not greed-decreed by corporations.
    Science is not politic-funded by governments.

    Science is never politically correct.
    Science is never cleric/faith dogma.

    Science always saves humans and humanity.
    Humanity perverted preserves power/wealth.

    IOW:
    Science and scientists never were and never will be the problem.

    Special decree/funded/interpretation/findings by pseudo-scientist plutocrats (corporatist, politicians, revisionist, clergy ...) is not science, but pseudo-scientist are and always have been the biggest problems for science, scientist, and humanity.

    Anyway, How do we get legal/criminal separation of pseudo-scientist from Science? Should C*Os, politicians, science-degree-revisionist, clergy ... be sent to jail a/o fined for causing deaths, environmental damages, endangering the lives and welfare of people and cultures? I mean, fraudulently presenting oneself as an expert and intentionally misleading people to the extent that death/harm results is a crime, ain't it?

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  102. No it wasn't by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it was ill informed and ignorant.:
    "Obviously both abortion and euthanasia harm patients. "

    Abortion doesn't harm the patient any more then any other minor procedure.
    The fetus isn't the patient, and it's not a person.
    You can have an opinion on that, but the are both facts, so any opinion to the contrary is crazy.

    Since his information is incorrect, he has no facts, supports opinion and incorrect information as 'obvious' I can only conclude The poster is anti-science and unable to think beyond what some guy you gives tax free money to tells him.
    He is exactly what is wrong with any science debate in America to day.
    The paster need s to educate himself.

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    1. Re:No it wasn't by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      "personhood" is a philosophical question that is only informed by science, not defined. A thing is not it's classification, and ultimately the recognition of any "thing" is a higher-order abstraction and not reality. there is not really any such thing as a "mountain," there is only a classification based on an aggregation of localized attributes according to a world-view. This is why the definition of personhood is so disputed, because, like all classifications, it relies on a context. If you want to get all science on the issue, what do you make of the fact that humans are 60% water and only a minority of the genetic material in the human body is bacteria and other stuff that doesn't even share our genetic code? In a macro view, individual humans are just self-sustaining chemical processes so any definition of "personhood" that explicitly or implicitly grants protections pretty much has to rely on a value system at some level. I cannot see anything based out of an understanding of science that tells me that humans are any more important than any other random collection of molecules floating around the universe.

    2. Re:No it wasn't by genner · · Score: 1

      Lol...you completely ignored Euthanasia. Currently illegal in the U.S. for a reason.

  103. Re:OMG!! Stallman's GPL is much worse by bob.appleyard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go on about Mafiaa but it (riaa mpaa and the others) have millions of infarctions a day,

    Myocardial infarctions? Nasty.

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  104. Who decides what standards the oath applies to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My question is this.. Doctors are sworn to "Do no harm", which in medical terms has a few gray areas, but not much. However, when applied to science, what defines harm?

    What if I create a new petroleum formulation that gets 20% better mileage than previous formulations? Am I doing good be reducing emissions and dependency on petro fuels? Or am I contributing to the long term dependency on oil?

    And who gets to make that determination? Over 20,000 Scientists, a large number of which are PhD's are disputing Man Made Global Warming. Do they all lose their jobs because the current Ubermeunch demands lockstep on MMGW?

    This is a slippery path to the loss of the only thing that ever makes real scientific progress - the right to dissent and question long held theories.

  105. There is already a way to handle this by geekoid · · Score: 2, Informative

    it's called peer review.

    If you hide the detail of your experiment, it's no good, if no one can reproduce your results, it's no good.
    If your day relies on a piece of evidence that has 'disappeared' it's called into question

    It works very well, and it's how frauds are caught.

    It's there because everyone knows there are biases, and the main think the scientific method does is weed out bias by showing it to many qualified people.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  106. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "We quickly learned that doubling the reagent volumes, without reporting that we had done so, "

    Just becasue you are an unethical bastard, doesn't mean everyone else is.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  107. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The best lesson I ever had came from a basic chemistry lab class in highschool.

    We were given a packet that contained the whole process for some experiment we were to run that would end up telling us how much of each component was in a mix. It had an exact, step-by-step protocol for the experiment with measures, timing, etc. all spelled out, as well as blanks for us to put our quantities in. At the end, in the analysis section, it had the "right" answers already printed there, along with blanks for our answers.

    Our teams began and the teacher and her assistants left the room. A few minutes later, we all started noticing that the results we were getting were not what we "should" be getting, according to the booklet. A few teams decided to have each member (there were 3 per team) run each experiment individually and then checking our results against each other in order to see if we were screwing up in the process. Some of the other teams just decided to keep going, write down the "wrong" answers and hand in those reports. And the rest decided to just ignore the results they got and write in answers that were close to the "right" ones but were completely fabricated.

    The teacher and her assistants come back and get everyone to turn in their packets, and are pleasantly surprised that some teams did the whole replication thing (which, it turned out, all of our results agreed with each other and disagreed with the packet). Then they announce: for today's exercise, anyone who submitted answers that agreed with the packet would fail. It was impossible to get the results printed in the packet by any possible iteration of the experiment that was listed, so anyone who claimed results in agreement with the packet was clearly lying. Everyone else - who wrote down the honest results - passed, and we got extra credit for doing the replication test. The lab that day was to show us the importance of honesty in research.

    We then spent the remainder of the session discussing what "wrong" answers mean in science, how things that don't match expectations may, at the least, point out a simple mistake in calculations or experimental technique but might, in other cases, point to something wholly new and interesting. "I have found it!" is a nice thing to hear in science, but all the REALLY good stuff comes after, "Huh, that's odd..."

    Anyway, I hate chemistry because I'm too much of a fumble-fingers with the equipment, but I'm now a researcher (psychology) and I've taken those lessons to heart. In my lab, we work on several areas that are considered controversial (effects of individual background differences on interactions etc). I spent the last academic year working on a project that wound up yielding a null-result, and so that's what we reported and eventually got published. Was it sexy? No - a validation of the status quo isn't nearly as thrilling as exposing something new. But it was honest, it was "important" in the sense that it lent validation to processes already in place, and that's cool.

    --
    Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
  108. No Surgeons For You by vonhammer · · Score: 1
    I will not cut for stone, even for patients in whom the disease is manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners, specialists in this art.

    I especially like the part where the doctor pledges to do no surgery. :-)

    1. Re:No Surgeons For You by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners, specialists in this art.

      You missed that part there. The oath doesn't say that all doctors will not perform surgery. The oath is saying that a doctor will get someone who knows what the hell they're doing to perform the surgery. This is why there are specialists, doctors who are well versed in a particular aspect of medicine ( cancer, eyes, the respiratory system, spinal surgeons, general surgeons, etc ).

      So when you go to see your family doctor about something, if you need to have your eyes checked out, they'll send you to a Optometrist/Ophthalmologist, they won't try and figure out what your glasses prescription should be.

      --
      God is dead -- Nietzsche
      Nietzsche is dead -- God
      Zombie Nietzsche lives! -- Zombie Nietzsche
  109. Academic Corruption by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    I mean, just look at Hansen.. Why does the government even pay this fool? So that he can call a press conference about how he is being censored.

    It's similar to the reason CBS still holds any broadcast licenses whatsoever, and I think deeply related to the First Amendment.

    That the cure for wrong stupid and harmful speech is to let the idiot spew.

    In the short term (decades), Hansen's speech is extremely harmful: Piltdown Man Part Deux. Piltdown Man is still used as a club to prevent the teaching of Biology.

    But, in the long term (century+), allowing the idiot to spew will create generations of properly skeptical scientists.

    I've worked for two research scientists in the private sector, and their scientific ethics were far above those of most wacademics at the local football schools.

    And though one was extremely political, its effect on his work was limited to repeating one or two media templates a day. Unlike the wacademics who pollute a third of their classroom time with political spewage - in the science classes.

    I've had the TAs who didn't know the subject. I've had the TAs who sanction false data.

    Perhaps there are some mid-range private schools that are not shot through with corruption like the public football schools and poison ivy league.

  110. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by yankpop · · Score: 1

    "Just becasue you are an unethical bastard, doesn't mean everyone else is."

    You're right, it was all my fault.

    Still, I think it's worth pointing out that in situations that rewarded proper documentation, I was more than happy to do so. If you want people to act a certain way, you should encourage them to do so, rather than expecting them to suffer for it.

    yp.

  111. An Oath is Not the Answer by enslaved_robot_boy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ethics have no place in science.

    The real problem with the practice of science today is that it is dependant on funding from non-scientists.

    The result of this is that research is inefficent and corrupted by outside influence.

    My solution to this problem is this:

    If we assume that the wealth generated by scientific research is greater (perhaps much greater) than the money used to fund the research in the first place, then a good solution to corruption and inefficiency in science research is to begin funding it ourselves. Imagine if there was an enormous investment fund that was administered by scientists for science. We could invest in research of practical and academic value of our choosing and reinvest the gains in further research, taking control of our own destinies.

    Imagine if this Science Association had existed when the microchip was invented for instance. How much cash would a company like Intel or IBM generate for researchers instead of shareholders. Where would the motive for fudging data come from if all you were doing was wasting what would effectively be your own money and what would the consequences be if you were found out by other scientists who held a real financial stake in what you were doing?

  112. What this oath is missing... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Is a clause that says "I will not cloud my research with Politically Correct bullsh*t" and one that says "I will not allow science to become some perverted religion e.g. Global Warming...oh wait, it's now Global Climate Change...yeah that's good...it covers everything..." So basically you should be able to question some study's methods or conclusions without fear of being subjected to a professional inquisition because it was contrary to popular opinion.

    Actually, I'm a member of the Order of the Engineer which is a simple reminder to build stuff right instead of blindly extending bridges so they could be the longest span because some politician thought it would be cool.

  113. Chin-jutting nonsense. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    What in the hell are you talking about? Seriously, I don't think you even understand what you're replying to. The fact that the author of the article seems to be having trouble getting a job doesn't have a damn thing to do with the problems she's talking about. Her rants against corporations and capitalism sound like they have far more to do with her disappointing career prospects than they do with critiquing corporate science. Her inability to get work has nothing to do with whatever problems may exist with science labs being run by pharmaceutical corporations. If she were angry about having been 'wronged' by virtue of having been harmed by some pharmaceutical product that had been improperly tested due to the problems with corporate science that she was talking about then what you said might begin to make sense. As it stand, your comment is incomprehensible.

    Incomprehensible? No. Anybody with a bit of imagination could have easily figured that one out. You simply weren't taking the time to connect the dots. (Or weren't perhaps you weren't capable). I will do that for you now. . .

    1. A system which rewards corrupt behavior with lots of money has chosen that course of behavior because it believes ethical behavior to be less profitable and requiring of more work.

    2. Therefore, those who are willing to abandon ethical behavior will be rewarded in such a system while those who insist on following principals of right and wrong will be locked out of that system because ethical behavior would threaten to damage the corrupt principals and thus prevent the unethical people from continuing to benefit. (Essentially, a corrupt police force won't allow a Good officer to rise to a position of power. If that analogy is too confusing for you, just ignore it and move on. Everybody else will get it.)

    3. The ethical and aware person is, because of those ethics, discriminated against and limited in professional advancement exactly because of this. Thus the ethical person is far more likely to have difficulty making a sizable income, which in the world of medicine, is actually necessary given the massive student debts accumulated during the training period. If that person is human, when they realize that they are being wronged by corrupt people, he or she will likely be upset.

    Now here's the tricky part which you seem to have had difficulty with. Read slowly. . .

    4. You argued that the author's being upset diminished the value of her complaint. This is not a valid argument on your part. I brought up the criminal justice system as an example because society on the whole collectively agrees that it is at least in principal, a valid system. It is a system whereby people who have been wronged make complaints which are taken seriously. Specifically, I brought up that system because the people making complaints are as a result of being wronged, nearly always upset, and that their being upset does not in any way invalidate their complaints.

    5. If the criminal justice system does not consider a victim's being upset to be reasonable cause to ignore a valid complaint, then why on earth should it be any different in any other part of society? --Indeed, the criminal justice system grew out of society, not the other way around, (though you might have trouble understanding why that is relevant since it requires the ability to connect a few more logical dots.)

    What is wrong with you? Do you even know anything about business or business law? I'm not even going to try and tell you how fucked up what you just said is. You need more education and less Michael Moore.

    Goodness! I nearly responded to that, and your ears would have been blistered by my analysis of why what you just said is hopelessly wrong, even though it is SO much easier to simply declare with great authority that you are hopelessly wrong and that you are so far beneath me that I needn't bother pointing out exactly what it is that makes you wrong. --But then in your next para

  114. Pedantic... by mutube · · Score: 1

    This section about "cutting stone" actually relates specifically to the removal of kidney stones. At the time of the original Hippocratic Oath the removal of stones was performed by barbers, who although the forerunners of modern surgeons were not "doctors" in any shape or form.

    Modern versions of the Oath alter various sections to make it more relevant. When the original text is used the modern interpretation is how you describe it.

  115. Scientist's Oath from George's Secret Key by ideonexus · · Score: 1
    I think I slightly prefer the oath from Lucy and Stephen Hawking's children's book:

    I swear to use my scientific knowledge for the good of Humanity. I promise never to harm any person in search of enlightenment. I shall be courageous and careful in my quest for greater knowledge about the mysteries that surround us. I shall not use scientific knowledge for my own personal gain or give it to those who seek to destroy the wonderful planet on which we live. If I break my oath, may the beauty and wonder of the Universe forever remain hidden from me.
    --
    i ~ Celebrating Science, Cyberspace, Speculation
  116. not all bad with corporate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least some corporations expect their scientists to do something productive.

    I've heard and seen many examples about pure academics wasting millions of dollars going to conferences talking about doing something for years, and never achieving anything. Corruption has many forms, usually involving laziness first and greediness second. As Steve Jobs says, real artists ship.

  117. Who's going to be the judge? by core_dump_0 · · Score: 1

    Everyone can take this oath, but who decides how genuine the research is? Will it be a conservative or a liberal judge? Will some radical new discovery come along and face the same problems the Enlightenment scientists did at the hands of the Church? With medicine, people visibly and immediately get sick and die. Research can be bended into anything, whether conservative or liberal, pro-biology or pro-feminism, pro-evolution or pro-creation, etc.

  118. Re:Graduate ... The Null Hypothesis respected: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.jasnh.com/
    from the website:
    Welcome to the Journal of Articles in Support of the Null Hypothesis. In the past other journals and reviewers have exhibited a bias against articles that did not reject the null hypothesis. We seek to change that by offering an outlet for experiments that do not reach the traditional significance levels (p .05). Thus, reducing the file drawer problem, and reducing the bias in psychological literature. Without such a resource researchers could be wasting their time examining empirical questions that have already been examined. We collect these articles and provide them to the scientific community free of cost.

    JASNH is published online bi-yearly.

  119. No real conflict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a gotcha game played by junior moralists.

  120. Re:Graduate school is too late to begin teaching t by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    The lab that day was to show us the importance of honesty in research
    Isn't this a bit up-your-own-arse for a highschool class?
    --
    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it