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Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails

coondoggie writes "Researchers say technology they have developed would let boats or small aquatic robots glide through the water without the need for an engine, sails or paddles. A University of Pittsburgh research team has designed a propulsion system that uses the natural surface tension that is present on the water's surface and an electric pulse to move the boat or robot, researchers said. The Pitt system has no moving parts and the low-energy electrode that emits the pulse could be powered by batteries, radio waves, or solar power, researchers said in a statement."

234 comments

  1. Is it the Red October? by east+coast · · Score: 4, Funny

    *eom*

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    1. Re:Is it the Red October? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Listen to it at 10 times speed.

    2. Re:Is it the Red October? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise it just sounds like whales humping.

    3. Re:Is it the Red October? by icyandunapproachable · · Score: 1

      We call it 'current.'

    4. Re:Is it the Red October? by Arker · · Score: 1

      If this works as advertised it could be very useful for submarine propulsion. The Red October relied on complicated and only partially effective baffling to minimise cavitation IIRC. This method would eliminate cavitation entirely.

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    5. Re:Is it the Red October? by Arker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Err scratch that. Teach me to post in this heat.

      Apparently it relies on surface tension and would not, therefore, be very useful on a submersible vehicle. :((

      Might be nice for whale-watching and the like, at least. Engine noise scares off a lot of creatures that would otherwise be observable. But sailing ships are already quiet enough for that, so I'm not sure I see a real viable purpose for it at the moment.

      Still, just as pure research, it's pretty cool.

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    6. Re:Is it the Red October? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its low energy yo

    7. Re:Is it the Red October? by Arker · · Score: 1

      its low energy yo

      Perhaps you are not familiar with the concept of a sail? Hard to get lower energy than that.

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    8. Re:Is it the Red October? by IronMagnus · · Score: 1

      And if there is no wind?

    9. Re:Is it the Red October? by MooUK · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's even lower energy!

    10. Re:Is it the Red October? by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would not be difficult to generate a surface tension when deep under water, you just need bubbles, thus it could possibly be applied to a submersible. The mechanics of how that might work I'm not to sure about, perhaps moving bubbles along a surface by changing electrical potential, thus moving some water with them for thrust.

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    11. Re:Is it the Red October? by pato101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I recall correctly, surface tension forces only count to steady state (low velocity motions). Thus, this thing (the story one) only will work at moderate speeds (look at the video: there are no waves in the surface because of the low velocity motion, also means high efficiency). What you propose would generate strong motions, which would kill the tension surface forces.

    12. Re:Is it the Red October? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a bit OT, but the Red October supposedly relied on a 'magneto hydrodynamic drive' with no moving parts. no need for baffles

    13. Re:Is it the Red October? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. They will call it "the quiet death", because you don't hear a thing, and when you're close enough, it shocks you with electricity and fries you.

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    14. Re:Is it the Red October? by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 1

      If there's no wind.....hmm good point...

      What should a submarine do if there's no wind?

    15. Re:Is it the Red October? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fishes can also detect elecrit current, so maybe part of aquatic fauna would still be scared.

      I don't know though if it would also apply to whales.

    16. Re:Is it the Red October? by psnyder · · Score: 3, Informative

      Might be nice for whale-watching and the like

      It would also be nice for whale communication, seeing as their ability to communicate over vast distances of ocean is significantly reduced by the background noise coming from mechanical engines in the water.

    17. Re:Is it the Red October? by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 0

      "...Err scratch that. Teach me to post in this heat...."

      heat? try posting in -20F (standing, not wind-chill!)..no wonder my Karma sucks!

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    18. Re:Is it the Red October? by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I don't have enough energy to rig a sail...

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    19. Re:Is it the Red October? by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or even rowers' energy?

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    20. Re:Is it the Red October? by e-Flex · · Score: 1

      What about the blind animals then? How the hell are they going to avoid this? THINKOFTHEANIMALS! We should probably make a noise-device to make these ninja vehicles avoidable.

    21. Re:Is it the Red October? by neokushan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Surface for a picnic?

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    22. Re:Is it the Red October? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Yup.

          The Red October was suppose to be a series of high power magnets, that moved the water without any actual motion. There could be no cavitation, since there is no screw.

          The magnetohydrodynamic drives do exist, and are proven to work, but they're slow.

          In the book, the Red October ran on pumpjets. Basically the way a jetski works.

          But hey, who am I to ruin fantasy. If a Russian officer wants to steal a super-duper secret submarine, kill the leading party officer onboard, pretend his ship sinks, and hand his ship over to the Americans, so they can hide out in rural America somewhere, to never see their friends or family again, so be it. It would have made more sense to retire into rural Russia somewhere, with a shotgun and a dog. :)

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    23. Re:Is it the Red October? by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Not baffles, 'hydro-magnetic drive' IIRC. Described in the book and film as 'like a jet engine for the water...very quiet'.

      So, no baffles, but lotsa bullshit!

    24. Re:Is it the Red October? by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Eat beans?

    25. Re:Is it the Red October? by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      no really it cant. from the summary- it works with surface tension, so i can only assume you'd need to be on the surface for this to work.

    26. Re:Is it the Red October? by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      ahh crap, that'll teach me to post before reading below D:

    27. Re:Is it the Red October? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually it would be useful on a submersible vehicle.

      Much like a paddle doesn't work well underwater, since you can't pull it out of the water to move it forward, this would have the same problems. But what if you have enclosed spaces of air under water like under a dome shaped object. Now you have surface water....under water. The weight of the craft keeps it underwater, and yet you have an air space by which to use your paddle, or in this case the electric charges to affect surface tension.

      It seems like this would be a real bonus to release a bunch of autonomous drones to go out and study something in deep water, let them travel around slowly doing their observations, no human intervention needed.

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    28. Re:Is it the Red October? by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Take a match, dip one end into pine resin, put into water, and here is your low energy surface tension boat. It will race through water at an amazing speed until the resin runs out.

    29. Re:Is it the Red October? by afabbro · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Red October relied on complicated and only partially effective baffling to minimise cavitation IIRC.

      IIRC, the Red October ran primarily on fiction.

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    30. Re:Is it the Red October? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe if you're an eskimo, -20 F is hot - just imagine them sweating away in their parkas...

      But where I live it is quite cool at 35 deg. C (95 deg. F) at the moment. But 108 deg. F is common, and we might envy the eskimos...

    31. Re:Is it the Red October? by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      I used to put Toothpaste on the back of Toy Boats. It screwed with the surface tension and the boats would move forward fairly quickly.

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  2. Watch the video by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they ever make that feasible for passenger boats then the passsengers better bring the Dramamine.

    1. Re:Watch the video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OR maybe its a good alternative for small automated water robots that move slowly and are in charge of cleaning a boat's hull and et cetera.

  3. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have battletoads?

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      battletoads?

      go back to lurking

    2. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lurking?

      go back to battletoading

    3. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're both suspended

  4. Oblig by SailorSpork · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, but does it run Linux?

    1. Re:Oblig by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

      In this case, it should be "does it run in Linux". (The answer is no. The surface tension is too low. The kernel mailing list tension, on the other hand, would be perfect.)

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    2. Re:Oblig by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Run Linux? no.
      Glide Linux? perhaps.

      But I don't have any 3dfx video cards...

    3. Re:Oblig by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Screw that, does it run Android?

  5. Can't MHD already do this? by bistromath007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sure, MHD drives that I know of are slow and run on superconductors, but that was back in the early 90's, they should be able to gin up something better by now.

    1. Re:Can't MHD already do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      MHD: Magnetohydrodynamics, for those that don't remember obscure acronyms.

    2. Re:Can't MHD already do this? by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Superconductors notwithstanding, magnetohydrodynamic drives were ruled out as a means of submarine propulsion because, while quieter than conventional drives, it is highly detectable due to the huge magnetic fields required as well as electochemical effects on the water.

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    3. Re:Can't MHD already do this? by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      for those that don't remember obscure acronyms

      YMBNH.

    4. Re:Can't MHD already do this? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Any more detectable than the already massive magnetic anomaly the submarine itself provides?

    5. Re:Can't MHD already do this? by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      YMBNH

      YHTTRF, for Christ's sakes!

    6. Re:Can't MHD already do this? by tsalaroth · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, they'd be yours.

  6. moving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's easy to make a boat move without engine or sails. just put it on top of some waves or something.

  7. Calm water by Joebert · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can this really work outside of a lab, where the water surface isn't like glass ?

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    1. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh*

      Check the article. They have a video that shows movement on glass, and no movement on water.

      I'm guessing you are male and under 16 years old.

    2. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't feed the trolls.

    3. Re:Calm water by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Can this really work outside of a lab, where the water surface isn't like glass ?

      It sure can work outside the lab. Check out the pics (search for figure 2 / figure 3) to see photos!

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    4. Re:Calm water by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      Maybe not an ocean, but I've seen plenty of lakes that have glass-like calm.

    5. Re:Calm water by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Everyone of those photos has something on still water just like it would be in a lab. As the part of my comment after the comma suggests, I want to know if it works where the water has a turbulent surface, like the surface of water in most places this would seem usefull, like shipping channels and whatnot.

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    6. Re:Calm water by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good question. Many moons ago I worked the fishing boats in Bass Straight. Can it drive a semi-submerged fishing trawler 30 feet up at about a 15-20deg incline, or would gravity drag it backwards?

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    7. Re:Calm water by rachit · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is a video of it being tested on the Hudson river here on YouTube

    8. Re:Calm water by b4upoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      There already exists a simple device that can power boats if there is wave action. In essence a pendulum is hooked to something that reminds one of a large swim fin. The swinging of the pendulum, due to wave action, move a mechanical ankle which holds the fin. It works well but it is obvious that this is for slow speeds only.

    9. Re:Calm water by pato101 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      AFAIK, no: the tension surface forces are only strong when the surface is in almost steady state.
      I've forgotten most of these issues, but I recall solving tension surface problems, and there was a condition which meant almost steady state. The idea is that when the surface is in motion, convection and pressure terms become dominant over surface tension (the pressure gradients generated by convection are much larger than the pressure gradient due to surface tension).

    10. Re:Calm water by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I grew up on a lake as a kid. I used to watches similar bugs (and others). The answer is that they CAN go on waves as long as they are not breaking up. Once turbulent (white caps), then I never saw them. Though to be honest, it is possible that the wind simple blew them into shore and I did not notice. Typically, at high winds, I was more interested in sailing rather than swimming or water skiing.

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    11. Re:Calm water by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Can it drive a semi-submerged fishing trawler 30 feet up at about a 15-20deg incline

      Woah! You found a place with slopping waters ?!? That's awesome, now I can go waterskiing without the need for a boat !

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    12. Re:Calm water by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      It's easy to find places with sloping waters.

      All you need are big waves...

    13. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There already exists a simple device that can power boats using the surface tension. It's called ... SOAP :-P

    14. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us, living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!

    15. Re:Calm water by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      You might rather use this if you've got reliable waves.

    16. Re:Calm water by DamienRBlack · · Score: 1

      Woah! You found a place with slopping waters ?!? That's awesome, now I can go waterskiing without the need for a boat !

      I know we slashdotters don't get out much, but there are these rare things called "rivers". Ask you local outdoorsy person where you might find one. P.S. Water Skiing not advised.

    17. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

          You had a shoebox? You were the lucky one.

    18. Re:Calm water by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, no, feed them. It's fun to watch the racists all going ape-shit right now.

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    19. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually... it's called "surfing"

    20. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people are upset and see others laugh and take joy in it, the normal course of action would be for the upset party to take action that would make the laughers stop laughing.

    21. Re:Calm water by Q-Hack! · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can this really work outside of a lab, where the water surface isn't like glass ?

      It sure can work outside the lab. Check out the pics (search for figure 2 / figure 3) to see photos!

      I love how Figure #9 has the naughty bits blacked out!

       

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    22. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, though you may want to choose your words more carefully next time. And in the hope of staying out of these messes, I think I'll go anon this time...

    23. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the internet, dipshit. Your Neanderthal impulses are no avail---you're going to do what, punch my IP address?

    24. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      threads like this and the other one above it make me think that the ability to delete posts ought to be a bit more widely spread, but then I remember that I sometimes have an opinion counter to the majority and question where the line would be drawn.

    25. Re:Calm water by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Every summer there's someone who ties a rope from the pedestrian bridge and boards on the river underneath. Until the cops chase him away, of course.

    26. Re:Calm water by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link, looked him up and he made it to Japan! However the skeptic in me is suspicious of the route chosen for the 100 day voyage and I guess that's why he is not more famous. He could remove doubt by retracing the route backwards, I'm not saying it does/doesn't work, just that I'm not convinced without at least a simple test that reasonably cancels out prevailing winds, currents, etc.

      Having said that I have seen albatros gliding effortlessly in both heavy and calm seas, down here they travel up to 5000km collecting food for their chicks, they can do it in 7=10 days and hardly flap a wing, they can fish best in a good swell, they sort of run off the crest and take off like a hang glider. I like the futuristic idea of millions of small, smart, low (solar) energy albatros like drones transporting comodities around the planet, wheat, rice, ore, etc anything you ship a shovel full at a time. I don't see why it's impossible for ocean craft to "somehow" do the same maybe with more than a shovel full.

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    27. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not actually the wave powered craft I was looking for, there was some articulated water-strider looking thing in San Francisco bay a year or three ago, but again it's not very famous, probably for good reason.

      It's hard to get the economy of scale found in a supertanker in smaller craft. A big ship is essentially a very thin-walled balloon, so the ratio of vessel to cargo mass is pretty low. However, if you had a sustainable factory that made 99%+ recyclable mechanical albatross that ran off of renewable energy, that would be a super-cool way of running a shipping line, even if the cargo was only 25% of the total craft weight. It also could be an awesome point-to-point delivery system, like Fed-Ex or DHL, instead of just port to port.

  8. There is however one down side. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The low-energy electrode that emits the pulse could be powered by batteries, radio waves, or solar power, researchers said in a statement."

    Caveat: said boat must be 8 inches long or less.

    1. Re:There is however one down side. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Caveat: said boat must be 8 inches long or less.

      That's what she said.

  9. Better Article by Selanit · · Score: 5, Informative

    The New Scientist article on this topic is more informative. Among other things, it's got a video of the test mini-robot boat in action.

    The water in the testing tank is very still -- there are few or no ripples. I wonder if the approach will actually work on, say, the ocean? If your propulsion system depends on steady contact with the water surface, waves are going to be a problem.

    1. Re:Better Article by arth1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The New Scientist article on this topic is more informative. Among other things, it's got a video of the test mini-robot boat in action.

      The keyword here being "mini".

      When you weaken the surface tension, the surface raises a minute amount, which causes the vessel to slide off towards lower areas where the surface tension is intact. Raising the rear end of a RORO ship or passenger cruiser a millimetre or two isn't going to have much of an effect, methinks.

    2. Re:Better Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will this stop planes from landing in the water? I mean, they don't belong there.

    3. Re:Better Article by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Raising the rear end of a RORO ship or passenger cruiser a millimetre or two isn't going to have much of an effect, methinks.

      It doesn't matter how much of an effect it has.
      What matters is the cost* vs benefit of installing the gear.

      *Keeping in mind that the service life of these big ships is measured in decades, so the payoff doesn't have to happen in 4~5 years.

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    4. Re:Better Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your propulsion system depends on steady contact with the water surface, waves are going to be a problem.

      Um... propellers don't work unless your boat is in contact with the water surface either. What's your point?

    5. Re:Better Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boats already move on the ocean without sail or engines. It'd be a bigger challenge to make them NOT move

    6. Re:Better Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Poke hole in bottom of boat
      2. Wait for boat to fill with water

    7. Re:Better Article by YourExperiment · · Score: 5, Funny

      Raising the rear end of a RORO ship or passenger cruiser a millimetre or two isn't going to have much of an effect, methinks.

      RORORO your ship,
      Gently down a slope,
      Surface tension's far too weak,
      The whole idea is broke.

    8. Re:Better Article by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Best comment in the whole thread......

    9. Re:Better Article by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I have a Boston Whaler, you insensitive clod!

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    10. Re:Better Article by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      No, it really *really* matters how much of an effect it has.

      If the effect can't overcome the current, or the waves, it will be useless at any cost.

    11. Re:Better Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flamebait?! Apparently not many Billy Madison fans on this site.

      Well for what it's worth, I got the joke and would mod it +1 Funny if I had points.

  10. Giant bottle of dishwashing liquid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I built a boat like this when i was in grade 3.

    http://pbskids.org/zoom/activities/phenom/soappoweredboat.html

  11. Glittering diamond of hope *cough cough* by Oricalchos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mother Nature called, she wants her gliding through the water patent back. Otherwise, it's neat. Innovation, even if it's copied from the nature, is welcome, especially in the years we have ahead of us. Just don't let it be another hoax.

  12. primary school chemistry, anyone? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We made boats that moved by weakening the surface tension back in primary school.
    Stick a piece of soap on the stern of a paper "boat", and it is propelled forward.

    However, I can't see how the surface tension would be strong enough to drive a full sized boat at any speed. At best you're talking about a few millimetres elevation difference between the bow and stern, if the water is very salty and there's absolutely no wind or currents causing waves.

    1. Re:primary school chemistry, anyone? by phosphorylate+this · · Score: 1

      I don't think it needs to drive a full sized boat. This is just an easy propulsion system with no moving parts that would be perfect for small robotic vehicles.

      We are only just beginning to really monitor the world, lots of technologies today are coming out that won't improve on existing tech for power but will beat it on efficiency, size or maintance. Future societies will need to monitor every km^2 of ocean to manage fishing resources and borders, all the lakes and rivers will be monitored for pollution and flooding

    2. Re:primary school chemistry, anyone? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it needs to drive a full sized boat. This is just an easy propulsion system with no moving parts that would be perfect for small robotic vehicles.

      We are only just beginning to really monitor the world, lots of technologies today are coming out that won't improve on existing tech for power but will beat it on efficiency, size or maintance. Future societies will need to monitor every km^2 of ocean to manage fishing resources and borders, all the lakes and rivers will be monitored for pollution and flooding

      You're right, of course. This should be an instant hit for monitoring perfectly still oceans with micro-robots moving at 0.0023 knots.

  13. does not scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So this works if yo are a 2 cm boat (that just wants to spin, apparently) or an insect.

    Lots of things that work great for insects don't scale up well. That's why you only see insects using them. Pretty boring. You'll never see thing on a large boat.

    1. Re:does not scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here I thought you only saw insects using these cool things because their short lifespans lead to faster evolution.

  14. for real by hottoh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The challenge is going to be scaling the technology from a "2cm" boat to something useful.

    It is fairly obvious how a bug moves about on the surface of still water, but the article says boats or small aquatic objects. A boat requires a lot of power to move against waves, wind and ocean currents.

    Am I alone in imagining water surface tension is never going to be enough to overcome the resistances to the forces found on our oceans?

    1. Re:for real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just break everything to 2cm pieces and send millions of boats.

    2. Re:for real by jd · · Score: 1

      Full-sized boats, yes. Surface-tension isn't going to be nearly strong enough. Useful boats - depends on the use. You can build very small robotic probes, and a robot submersible that can replace a motor and motor fuel with additional sensors and additional extra data storage is definitely going to be useful to a lot of marine biologists.

      It's going to be just as useful if Arthur C. Clarke ever lets a probe land on Europa, as lower overheads and superior data collection could make or break any mission sent to the possible oceans there.

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    3. Re:for real by roguetrick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now I might not be one of dem scientist types as such, but I reckon that a boat that uses surface tension for propulsion wouldn't be too much of a submersible.

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    4. Re:for real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I might not be one of dem scientist types as such

      Then perhaps another website might suite you better that /. (break.com for instance)?

      JK. you are of course correct in your comment.

    5. Re:for real by jd · · Score: 1

      Depends. If you're hunting round undersea volcanoes (plenty of gas bubbles), hang around toothed whales (who use air bubbles to trap prey underwater), or merely want to get your submersible from wherever you can park your ship to a more appropriate X/Y location on the surface of the ocean, I can see ways you could use surface tension.

      Or you could just theorise that I'm way down on sleep and am rambling incoherently with the occasional effort to sound somewhat sane.

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    6. Re:for real by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think that's called the BoatTorrent protocol.

    7. Re:for real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the main problem is that our boats are too heavy

    8. Re:for real by tsalaroth · · Score: 1

      so many mod-worthy posts, and no mod points. sigh.

  15. It's a TRAP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous Coward here, If this technology is so great, why doesn't my house run on it, or why doesn't the government fund it, this is nothing more than a hoax on all of us, you ought to be ashamed!

  16. fast! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whoohoo, 2 mm per second! Hold onto your hat!

    1. Re:fast! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      2mm per second for a microbe is the equivalent of 100mph for a full grown man. Or 86.53 mph for a stumpy underdeveloped dwarf.

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    2. Re:fast! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not. It's the equivalent of 2mm per second for everything. It's still worthless.

    3. Re:fast! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I think the microbe would hear a loud WHOOSH! sound travelling at that speed.

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    4. Re:fast! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sperm can swim faster than that.

  17. Disappointed by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    This is why I've stopped RTQA. I was really hoping the boat would be propelled by the power of positive thinking. Surface tension?! Bor...ing... Although, 100 times efficiency is quite exciting. Would the efficiency scale though?

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  18. done something similar by venkateshkumar99 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    We did something similar but on a tiny scale when we were kids. Take a model boat hull and stick a small soap piece to it at the back such that at least some part of it sticks out below the water line. Place the whole thing in still water and the desolving soap provides the forward thrust for the hull. I believe this is due to the difference in surface tension of soap water and the surrounding water.

    1. Re:done something similar by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      In TFA's video demo, the 2 cm boat was apparently powered without batteries, soap, or physical action. That's what made it different - it seemed almost like "free energy". (It seems a bit different from TFA though, which described electrical pulses.)

      Anyway, I'm not sure why your post is modded Redundant (even if it's based on different principles). Some Asian kids never got a chance to do a soap boat as they had neither bathtubs nor free time.

  19. Never very practical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I few years back a Japanese boat was tested using a magnetic drive. It used the fact water moves in one direction in a magnetic field, air does the same thing and you can even make a fan with no moving parts that way. The problem was it only was able to hit a couple of miles an hours inspite of the massive magnetic field. There was even talk before that of high speed boats using the technique. It's more of a science curiosity than a practical means of propulsion.

    1. Re:Never very practical by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The problem was it only was able to hit a couple of miles an hours inspite of the massive magnetic field.

      The other problem was that if it came too close to another ship, they stuck together.

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  20. Don't feel like putting my butt over the edge by syousef · · Score: 1

    What if there's sharks? What if I haven't eaten enough egg and baked beans? Besides wouldn't that make ME the engine?

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    1. Re:Don't feel like putting my butt over the edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o noes! BEANER DRIVE!

    2. Re:Don't feel like putting my butt over the edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sharks!

      And sharks with frickin LASERS!

      Now there is tension. Surface or otherwise.
      .

      .

  21. Problems with their explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a look at their article and I think they
    misunderstood the effect they are seeing. They
    seem to think just through having a voltage
    statically applied to the back plate and making
    the back plate "wetted" they can generate a force. This clearly isn't the case in the steady state (would break conservation of energy, if the boat was moving, if you assume it's just the wetting effect because that provides no work). It seems they are applying a very high voltage (160V) which may be propelling the boat by effects like heat or vaporization, etc. There may be ways to use effects like wetting to propel a boat but I don't think these researchers have found those ways.

    1. Re:Problems with their explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is the worst poem I've ever read.

    2. Re:Problems with their explanation by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Just throw some words up
      Into the air together
      Refrigerator

      Better/worse? I'm an aspiring poet.

    3. Re:Problems with their explanation by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 1

      Just throw some words up Into the air together Refrigerator

      Burma Shave.

  22. Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm hydrophobic. Like a lipid's tail. WHAT TO DO?

  23. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    For all you harsh nay-sayers, the article is pretty clear that the tech's not for boats, but for small drones, robots and other things where fuel payload and moving parts are drawbacks.

    1. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter. How is that incredibly weak propulsion going to fight the currents and wind which are way faster?

      Then there is the issue of using something heavier. Surface tension of water has a finite strength and it just doesn't scale up much more than insect weight and size.

      Unless the drones are the size of insects then this ain't gonna work. No way, no how. Even if they were the size of insects they would surely be eaten by some sea critter in no time. Sounds like a bad idea all around.

  24. Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by MichaelTheDrummer · · Score: 5, Funny

    commonly known as 'drifting'

    1. Re:Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First /. post that made me laugh out loud!
      Thanks!

    2. Re:Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by Thanshin · · Score: 0

      Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails

      commonly known as 'drifting'

      Or 'sinking'.

    3. Re:Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by paul248 · · Score: 1

      commonly known as 'drifting'

      ... into the D-dimension!

    4. Re:Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame.

    5. Re:Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      commonly known as 'drifting'

      It's also false in the case at hand. The boat doesn't have a screw propeller but it does have an engine, which is electro-magnetic and acts on surface tension. This is like saying an electric car doesn't have an engine. Catchy, misleading and perfect for a /. headline.

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    6. Re:Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by bFusion · · Score: 1

      commonly known as 'drifting'

      I don't see this sliding around any wicked curves any time soon.

    7. Re:Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by Kismet · · Score: 1

      Yes: News flash! Corked bottle moves without engine, paddles or sails!

    8. Re:Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by philspear · · Score: 1

      They could also make what I call a "whale chariot."

  25. Schooner? I hardly knew her! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next up, a frigate powered by pure sexual tension!

    1. Re:Schooner? I hardly knew her! by glebd · · Score: 1

      That would be the Jolie system.

  26. "natural" surface tension by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Doesn't have a preferred vector. Newton still applies.

      SB

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  27. Yes but.. by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 5, Funny

    How effective is it at killing Manatees, hobo's of the sea?

    I refuse to use any sort of boat that doesn't maim or injure an endangered species. That's just the kind of forward thinking person I am.

    1. Re:Yes but.. by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      Forget about killing manatees. Is there some way that we can use this technology to send a probe to Jupiter's moon Europa and destroy any unique life that might have evolved in its subsurface ocean?

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    2. Re:Yes but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      How effective is it at killing Manatees,

      Oh, the huge Manatee!

    3. Re:Yes but.. by philspear · · Score: 1

      I refuse to use any sort of boat that doesn't maim or injure an endangered species.

      Well, my shipping line doesn't maim endangered species, but the engines do burn babies to run, does that qualify?

    4. Re:Yes but.. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Well, my shipping line doesn't maim endangered species, but the engines do burn babies to run, does that qualify?

      At a local Saturn dealership, I asked if they had any vehicles that ran on electricity? (No.) Natural gas? (No.) Hydrogen? (No.) The tears of small children? (No, but we are working on that.)

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    5. Re:Yes but.. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I refuse to use any sort of boat that doesn't maim or injure an endangered species. That's just the kind of forward thinking person I am.

      Boats don't kill manatees, regulations kill manatees. They just figured out that the mandatory slow zones, intended to protect them, actually decrease the engine noise to a level that makes it so they can't hear them. The manatees are better off with the boats going fast so they can hear the engines.

      Ah, the smell of unintended consequences and bad science in the morning!

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    6. Re:Yes but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmnn...

      Who is this hobo fellow? And why does he own these Manatees?

      BTW, Hobo should be capitalized.

      And stop throwing apostrophes everywhere!

      Your pinoqachole is showing!

  28. Practical use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the advantages of this over using an engine or sail? Would it be friendlier to the environment, faster, or efficient?

    Whatever the practical application, this is cool!

    1. Re:Practical use? by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      What are the advantages of this over using an engine or sail?...

      While this would never do well for real "man sized" boats, but at such small scales for automated drones engines and sails might not be as good. An engines gets pretty complicated (expensive) to make at millimeter sizes, and sails arn't reliable. This is for miniature floating sensors.

    2. Re:Practical use? by plasmacutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      What are the advantages of this over using an engine or sail? Would it be friendlier to the environment, faster, or efficient?

      Whatever the practical application, this is cool!

      It's a brilliant way to ship your toothpicks overseas one at a time.

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    3. Re:Practical use? by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      Or it is redundancy. No wind and your sail dies. No gas and you motor dies. A small device that runs on a battery and solar panel might still work.

  29. little slow? by Tree131 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, at 14.4 meters/h, this is only useful for bodies of still water.
    Looking forward to improvements in speed, 'cause I think ocean currents move faster than that.

    1. Re:little slow? by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      The demo boat was 2 centimeters long and was navigating a small dish of water. I think their bigger concern with this proof-of-concept was not to make it as fast as possible but to prove it's a sound concept. Speed improvements will probably be more of a matter of how much energy you want to use to run such a vessel than technological improvements.

    2. Re:little slow? by eggnoglatte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. And speeding up horse carriages is just a matter of how many horses you use. Not.

      The fundamental power source here is gravity, by using the difference in elevation of the water surface with low surface tension at the back of the boat and normal surface tension in front. That elevation difference is tiny, and the power it can provide is therefore fundamentally limited.

    3. Re:little slow? by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 1

      I should think that ocean currents move faster than that. In Pentland Firth off northern Scotland tidal currents exceed 10 knots. (That's 18,520 meters an hour.)

    4. Re:little slow? by haeger · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what if you could use this technology on regular ships and have them cut fuel consumption 10-20%? I'd say most shipping companies would like that.

      Haeger

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    5. Re:little slow? by Tree131 · · Score: 1

      Right, but that's what the big ass sail/parachute technology is for

    6. Re:little slow? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      The demo boat was 2 centimeters long and was navigating a small dish of water.

      How big will it need to be to support the weight of a human? And will it then be to the scale of a surfboard?

      Could I get the technology embedded in the soles of a pair of sandals?

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  30. Does not scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see; small insects have been doing this for millions of years, one would think. Seems somewhat evolutionarily advantageous. I bet it would come in handy for larger creatures. So where are they? Even guy in link merely floats and flagellates:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Agkistrodonpconanti1.jpg

  31. "Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails" by overcaffein8d · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails

    the vikings fixed this problem long ago.

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    1. Re:"Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails" by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Oooo they beat you to it sadly.
      "without the need for an engine, sails or paddles"

    2. Re:"Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails" by Utopia+Tree · · Score: 1

      Refueling always caused quite a stir at port though

    3. Re:"Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over 2000 years before that, galleys were roaming the Mediterranean also using oars... Perhaps there were even earlier elsewhere.
      At least mention something OLD. Vikings are almost contemporary in comparison.

    4. Re:"Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails" by Sibko · · Score: 3, Funny

      Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails

      the vikings fixed this problem long ago.

      They sure did.

  32. I've got a bridge to sell you ... by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    ... yup, a nice shiny bridge that has moving water under it. You could put in a hydro turbine or two.

    Ok, we need to see some real hard data on this phenomenon to ensure it's real and can be scaled.

    They can start by showing the details of how to reproduce this exactly.

  33. Hmmmm.... by thejeffer · · Score: 1

    So they invented oars?

    1. Re:Hmmmm.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I'm a boatman. Gee I'm sore.
      I came home without an oar.
      Dance boatman dance
      Dance boatman dance

      Dance all night 'til the broad daylight
      Go home with the gals in the mornin'
      Hey, ho, boatman row
      Sailing down the river on the O-hi-o
      Hey, ho, boatman row
      Sailing down the river on the O-hi-o

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  34. Oh my FN god by Larryish · · Score: 1

    As if Hypno-toad wasn't bad enough... now we have Robo-duck?

  35. exxon-mobile just bought all patents rights... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    corp. mouthpieces said they wanted to "improve" on the technology. Stay tuned in about 2350.

  36. This is not a real story. Read the comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the comments on the page say it all. Scroll down... then sink this article

  37. Wave Power by cinderblock · · Score: 1

    could be powered by batteries, radio waves, or solar power

    Or wave power! like the Google data centers!

  38. Surface Tension? by bursch-X · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So basically, if you ever wanted to transport people with this, they'd have to be smaller than Lego figures? Move on, nothing to see here...

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  39. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod sibling up

  40. Don't believe it by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    "glide through the water without the need for an engine, sails or paddles"

    Humbug! Don't believe it. It's all wind in sails. ;)

  41. I had a similar boat as a child by drunkenoafoffofb3ta · · Score: 1

    It was powered by bicarbonate of soda. Went round the bath a treat.

  42. All hail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new Hunt-for-Red-October overlords!

  43. Two potential problems... by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    In TFV in TFA, it looks more like there is some metal sheet in the bottom of the tank which is obviously the opposite electrode. Which makes me wonder if this is really that practical - would there be any net propulsive with both electrodes on the vessel?

    Due to the nature of surface tension I don't see this also scaling up to well, beyond something insect sized. I also wonder about efficiency, which may not beat a spinning propeller.

    There have already been wave-powered boats powered by vertical motion, that have been sucessfully shown to work - no egines or sails - especially well in a head wind!.

    http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/transportation/4254404.html

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    1. Re:Two potential problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surface tension is a tiny force. Of course it's not practical. If it were practical for anything other than spinning unicorn farts in a circle they would have waited till they had a product before telling the world.

  44. No, it is not even remotely similar. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Informative

    MHD consisted of the manipulation of a magnetic slurry inside a flexible structure (usually a tube), which in turn mechanically pushed water to the rear, thus achieving thrust.

    Picture a large, straight colon, shoving diarrhea rearward via peristalsis: this was the basis of the MHD drive. It had nothing to do with surface tension, nor did it manipulate water directly via magnets or any other means.

    1. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You are incorrect. Read the wikipedia article. MHD does not rely on simple mechanical effects.

    2. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true in respect to recent "magnetohydrodynamic pumps" designed to not require failure-prone gears, but Wikipedia says that "magnetohydrodynamic drive" is a scheme which explicitly, directly ionizes the water to achieve propulsion.

    3. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by jackbird · · Score: 2, Funny

      +5 Informative for a graphic diarrhea analogy. I tip my hat to you!

    4. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Picture a large, straight colon, shoving diarrhea rearward via peristalsis:

      Yeah...thanks for the visual. Couldn't you have used some sort of car analogy?

    5. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      Right in the middle of my breakfast. Thanks a lot!

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    6. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by dfdashh · · Score: 1

      Was a fecal analogy really needed, when a simple car one would suffice?

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    7. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by cekander · · Score: 2, Funny

      perhaps you would prefer an ejaculatory analogy next time?

    8. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      How are you going to shove card rearward with a flexible tube?

    9. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure? I remember a cover feature in PopSci years back where it seemed the MHD driven boat used direct lorentzian forces - i.e. they put current through the salt water with a magnetic field perpendicular to the e-field - made thrust...

    10. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Picture a large, straight colon, shoving diarrhea rearward via peristalsis

      Really, do I have to?

    11. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      And they have never managed to push one past 15kph, no matter how much power they threw at it. Extremely inefficient.

      It is my understanding that they have built experimental thrusters for submarines using the method I described (somewhat resembling jet engine nacelles), which performed much better.

    12. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia disagrees with you.

      "An electric current is passed through seawater in the presence of an intense magnetic field, which is able to control water's lopsided molecular structure. Functionally, the seawater is then the moving, conductive part of an electric motor. Pushing the water out the back accelerates the vehicle in the forward direction.

      MHD is attractive because it has no moving parts, which means that a good design might be silent, reliable, efficient, and inexpensive."

  45. The motion of that by Canazza · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of Steam Candle

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  46. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... soap factory shares have soared.

  47. Wind power? by Digit+Machine · · Score: 1

    Can it be powered by a wind turbine?

  48. You can make one at home by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

    Here's the math and a nice picture (page 4):
    http://web.mit.edu/1.63/www/Lec-notes/Surfacetension/Lecture4.pdf

  49. Teh 0ld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails"

    I'd have to answer that one with "What is rowing?"

  50. The Old Ideas are the Best Ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many years ago, while I was still active in scientific research, I was fascinated by the world's propensity to innocently re-discover old ideas, albeit usually with a new technological twist. Almost all forms of directed biological locomotion consist fundamentally of a series of repeated attachment and detachment events, which can sometimes be regular enough to become a wave or an oscillation. Whether you consider walking with legs, amoeboid movement, gliding bacteria, snails, snakes, flapping wings, etc, the basic logic holds. It even extends beyond the mechanics into command and control: chemotaxis and nervous signalling are just developments of the basic process. When I stuck my oar into that field it really only amounted to giving a new twist to an old idea and it was amusing to see just how many people continued to either proclaim that related phenomena were not understood or else to rediscover the answer from scratch.
        In this particular case, to make a viable propulsion system it will be necessary to oscillate the electrical field and propagate it along the sides of any vessel. In that case, the attainable speed and efficiency will depend upon the degree of change in 'stickiness' to the surrounding water that can be achieved and the surface area of the 'boat'. I would expect this new scheme to work best on small boats. Most biological systems that work this way rely on an interface, with a solid or the air. So thrust will scale as the first or second power of length, while load capacity scales as the third power.

  51. ...no thanks by supajerm · · Score: 1

    How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to fish if they can't even fit inside the boat?

  52. Easier yet by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    I've been in some places where water have a perfectly vertical slope, without the need of waves.

    Of course, I wouldn't like to surf there...

  53. NSFW? by OceanKiwi · · Score: 1

    It seems figure 9 required some editing to protect the children..

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  55. No Engine!? by ouachiski · · Score: 1

    Hold up, if I am not mistaken isnt one of the definitions of engine: A machine that converts energy into mechanical force or motion. So that just leaves drifting with the wind or current. I think a sail might be mutch more practical.

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  56. Save the Sea Kittens from the electric pulses! by TyFighter · · Score: 2, Funny

    The tinfoil hat wearing members of PETA won't stand for such sea kitten torture and distress!

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  57. direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It moves only vertically...............

  58. Incongruities by acidreverb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did anyone else find the copper sheet at the bottom of the water odd? Is that necessary to the device's operation? Would you always have to have a static component for something like this to work?

    Also, the "boat" didn't seem to have a power source, the electrodes appeared to be attached only to each other.

    The article seems rather bereft of information other than comparing the electrodes to a beetle larva. Does anyone understand how this device works? Outside of vague notions of something to do with surface tension that is.

  59. Effect of the electrical pulse? by dmmiller2k · · Score: 1
    ... a propulsion system that uses the natural surface tension that is present on the water's surface and an electric pulse to move the boat ... </blockquote>

    An electrical pulse?!? In the water? What effect must this have on nearby aquatic life? I'm guessing this will revolutionize fishing ...
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  60. Environmentally friendly ? by DaveDerrick · · Score: 1

    No emissions, but it electrocutes all the fish around it....

  61. The rime of the ancient mariner (Iron Maiden) by nomorecwrd · · Score: 5, Informative

    There, calls the Mariner,
    there comes a ship over the line
    But how can she sail with no wind
    in her sails and no tide.

    (Based on "The rime of the ancient mariner" [1797 - 1798] by Samuel Taylor Coleridge )

    Any other Iron Maiden fans out there in ./?
    ...
    hello?

    1. Re:The rime of the ancient mariner (Iron Maiden) by scottblascocomposer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Man, this is why we need a "+1 Awesome" mod option!

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    2. Re:The rime of the ancient mariner (Iron Maiden) by cthulhu11 · · Score: 0

      Yes, though I once fell asleep during ROTAM in concert :o

  62. 'Tis the work of witches, I tell ya! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    'Tis not science, I tell you, 'tis the result of congress with Lucifer!

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  63. Bio humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On this page, there are mating water striders, and they've blocked out their eyes to protect their identities. Moderately funny.

  64. What boat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, there is no boat. Only the technology.

  65. Would it be helpful to reverse it? by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

    Instead of putting electrodes on the back of a boat to speed it up, perhaps they could put them on the front of a boat. This would slow the boat down a bit, but in theory breaking the surface tension in front of the boat could decrease the drag of the boat as it cuts through the water. I have no idea if this would improve efficiency, reduce it, or break even, but it would be an interesting experiment to try on larger boats.

  66. How to move a boat without an engine or sail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Move the water!

  67. Pine sap and stick boats FTW!!! by tillerman35 · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new. I've been making boats like this since I was a kid. All it takes is a calm pond with pine trees growing nearby.

    Take a matchstick sized dry twig. Find a pine tree that's oozing sap from a scratch in the bark or a broken branch/twig. The sap should have the viscosity of syrup. Dip one end of the dry twig in the pine sap, bringing up a tear drop-sized dollop of sap. Drop your highly-advanced research vessel in a nearby pond and watch it put-put around for a good minute or so before all the sap is gone or it gets stuck in its own sap trail.

    Thinking about it, you could probably do this at home with an actual match stick and some pancake syrup. It's just always been an outdoor sort of thing for me.

  68. Wrong by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    Sorry, you're just wrong. Haven't you ever heard of User Mode Linux? There's plenty of tension there, and not just on the surface! Just ask any User trying to install a new distro for the first time.

  69. What's the mechanism by gyroidben · · Score: 1

    I read an article in New Scientist about this and was confused about the mechanism described. The networkworld article linked to in the summary is slightly better because in talks about an electric pulse, implying that it's not steady state.

    It sounds like the there is an electrode on the back on the boat, and when a potential is applied to that electrode it changes the surface from hydrophobic to hydrophilic. This change causes the boat to tilt in the water and it is propelled slightly forward. The potential is then turned off, the boat relaxes to a flat position, the potential is turned back on again, and so on. The net result is a forward motion.

    The main advantage won't be efficiency but rather it is a mechanism well suited to very small boats where surface tension is relatively much more important.

  70. Revolutionary! by Damn+The+Torpedoes · · Score: 1

    "...an electrode attached to a 2-centimeter-long "mini-boat" emitted a surge that changed the rear surface tension direction and propelled the boat at roughly 4 millimeters per second."

    Sea slugs rev your engines!

  71. Not so. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Read the article more thoroughly. The wikipedia article mentions water only a few times, chief among them: "MagnetoHydroDynamics ... studies the dynamics of electrically conducting fluids. Examples of such fluids include plasmas, liquid metals, and salt water."

    The other mentions of water and seawater contrast it with more ideal materials, rather than comparing them favorably.

    To the best of my knowledge, nobody has managed to create usable thrust by directly affecting seawater via MHD. Rather, a magnetic slurry is driven by MHD, which in turn pushes water, exactly as I stated. I did NOT state that seawater was unaffected by MHD. What I stated was that known physical drives that use MHD, do so indirectly via a contained ferromagnetic fluid.

  72. Once again... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    as mentioned in the very article you cite, nobody has managed to make a practical "drive" using those means. They have come much closer to practicality using methods such as I have described.

    An IDEAL MHD drive would not need an intermediary mechanical stage... but so far, none have been practical without it.

    If you can cite a pure MHD drive that works better than those that use a magnetic slurry as an intermediate stage, by all means do so.

  73. A ship then new they built for him... by Aris+Katsaris · · Score: 1

    ...Of mithril and of elven-glass
    With shining prow; no shaven oar
    Nor sail she bore on silver mast...

  74. Save the whales? by JimThink · · Score: 1

    What of the pulses' effects on marine life?
    "...low-energy electrode that emits the pulse..."
    We'll need at least a few hundred years of study and legal injunctions.