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Russian Scholar Warns Of US Climate Change Weapon

According to Russian political scientist, and conspiracy aficionado Andrei Areshev the high heat, and poor crop yields of Russia, and other Central Asian countries may be the result of a climate weapon created by the US military. From the article: "... Areshev voiced suspicions about the High-Frequency Active Aural Research Program (HAARP), funded by the US Defense Department and the University of Alaska. HAARP, which has long been the target of conspiracy theorists, analyzes the ionosphere and seeks to develop technologies to improve radio communications, surveillance, and missile detection. Areshev writes, however, that its true aim is to create new weapons of mass destruction 'in order to destabilize environmental and agricultural systems in local countries.'"

415 comments

  1. Yeah by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 5, Funny

    But we'll stop if you pay us ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

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    1. Re:Yeah by commodore64_love · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Hahahahahhahahahaha.

      One million dollars? That's nothing. We waste that much just on the President Putin's executive bathroom.

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    2. Re:Yeah by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
      While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere...

      -- Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"

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      "We are Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Competition is futile."
    3. Re:Yeah by Eye+Gee · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, HAARP plays YOU .. !!

    4. Re:Yeah by mjwx · · Score: 1

      But we'll stop if you pay us ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

      Vhy not? Is only 37 Roubles now.

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  2. Truth is perspective by alphatel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In Russia this type of propaganda is as acceptable as Americans whole believe Obama is not a US citizen.

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    1. Re:Truth is perspective by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Or the moon landing.

      (Obligatory I know, and someone else undoubtedly will beat me to it)

    2. Re:Truth is perspective by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      (Obligatory I know, and someone else undoubtedly will beat me to it)

      Nope, you got it first - you win the prize*!

      *Contest prizes may not actually exist.

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    3. Re:Truth is perspective by cptnapalm · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Truth is perspective by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In Russia this type of propaganda is as acceptable as Americans whole believe Obama is not a US citizen.

      Of course, when someone in America believes in a crazy theory we get an avalanche of posts excoriating the American educational system for producing such a person, American culture for being so anti-intellectual, American politics, etc., which we don't seem to get when any other countries' conspiracy theorists get mentioned.

    5. Re:Truth is perspective by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just because they have problems too doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to fix our own problems. Though working around a bunch of people who believe in god has permanently depressed my hopes for the world.

    6. Re:Truth is perspective by cgenman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most people on Slashdot are in the US or Europe. Fixing Russia's educational system or culture is not our problem. People in the US and Europe who genuinely believe that hurricanes are caused by god's hatred of gay people, or that 9-11 was a conservative conspiracy to kill liberals, is our problem.

    7. Re:Truth is perspective by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Most people on Slashdot are in the US or Europe. Fixing Russia's educational system or culture is not our problem.

      How is fixing America's educational system or culture Europe's problem?

    8. Re:Truth is perspective by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      How is fixing America's educational system or culture Europe's problem?

      You want us to elect Sarah Palin as anything more important than the mayor of Wasilla?

      Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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    9. Re:Truth is perspective by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      Just because they have problems too doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to fix our own problems.

      Yes, most people will agree with that but it's not relevant here. This article is about a Russian nutcase. Let's not create a new social problem out of misguided automisy.

    10. Re:Truth is perspective by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      In Russia?

      Listen, I remember a show on Americans on television accusing Russia of having a weather altering device about 15 years ago (following a year we had a lot of reported weather activity. I don't recall what year or what weather events occurred, except that it was a year that many potatoes were ruined by floods in the Midwest.

    11. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if not believing in G-d or gods (or any deity for that matter) has ever happened to ANY human culture or civilization in human history. It's humanity who has to "work around" non-believers, not the opposite.

    12. Re:Truth is perspective by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      And it makes about as much sense. Exactly what would the U.S. have to gain from destabilizing yet another potential enemy government? We can't even handle the wars we're already in and unstable governments are the biggest threat to the U.S. in the world right now (let's see--Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, North Korea, Yemen, Somalia, should I continue?). You think we're going to risk creating yet another pissed-off unstable country in the world--one with nukes to hand out like candy, no less? There isn't enough short-term gain to even begin to offset all those long-term headaches.

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    13. Re:Truth is perspective by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It'll be our problem if one of those Russian whack-jobs takes over the country and decides to restart the Cold War (or, worse yet, a hot one). Whack-jobs everywhere are a problem for everyone, especially in the modern age of nuclear weapons, world wars, terrorism, etc.

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    14. Re:Truth is perspective by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Raise the price of wheat for one thing.

      North Korea is nice and stable.

    15. Re:Truth is perspective by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      I'll admit that god might exist when you provide a definition of what it is we're saying might or might not potentially exist.

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    16. Re:Truth is perspective by stubob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Worst. Yakov Smirnoff joke. Ever.

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    17. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Russia this type of propaganda is as acceptable as Americans whole believe Obama is not a [natural born] US citizen.

      Fixed that for you. Being a citizen and a natural born citizen are two different things and the latter is a constitutional requirement for being President. Of course Barry is a citizen.

    18. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relevant links:

      Russian TV Channel Pushes 'Patriot' Conspiracy Theories
      http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all-issues/2010/fall/from-russia-with-love

      'Patriot' Paranoia: A Look at the Top Ten Conspiracy Theories
      http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all-issues/2010/fall/patriot-paranoia

    19. Re:Truth is perspective by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Raising the price of wheat for a little while--yeah, *well* worth the price of starting WWIII. Makes perfect sense.

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    20. Re:Truth is perspective by socz · · Score: 1

      He isn't a 'Russian nutcase' as this was documented in the TV Series: Conspiracy Theory with Jesse the Body Ventura. They got a pretty interesting sound bite: "So you're telling me, that if I was a regular guy in the local bar, you'd not only tell me all about what HAARP does, but would even give me a tour? But if I approach as a reporter then I am denied not only access to the facility, but you don't even have the courtesy to answer my call from the door/buzzer/speaker unit (at the gate)?"

      That might not have been word for word, but that is what the guy who worked at the HAARP facility said when Jesse put together everything he said. Yeah, we have cause to be concerned and not trust blindly.

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    21. Re:Truth is perspective by Dishevel · · Score: 0, Troll

      Of course, when someone in America believes in a crazy theory we get an avalanche of posts excoriating the American educational system for producing such a person, American culture for being so anti-intellectual, American politics, etc., which we don't seem to get when any other countries' conspiracy theorists get mentioned.

      Sure we do. I am sure that in the course of these threads someone will mention what pathetic fools Americans are. :)

      Being on top means others will attack you. I am glad that pathetic shit hole countries out there hate the US. Fuck em. Too bad our country is turning its back on what made it great and going after the no growth wimpy ass European model.

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    22. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they have rednecks in Russia too? Who would've known....

    23. Re:Truth is perspective by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, sorry I got off topic, though seriously discussing someone's claims that we have a climate change weapon seems ridiculous. Any use of such a weapon would be sure to harm ourselves as well. p.s. What is "automisy"?

    24. Re:Truth is perspective by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      The cold war made for some good paying jobs in the US.

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    25. Re:Truth is perspective by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      You want us to elect Sarah Palin as anything more important than the mayor of Wasilla?

      Like Governor of Alaska?

    26. Re:Truth is perspective by Duradin · · Score: 1

      A war of tanks and men in nice formations with well defined front lines? They'd have to be really nuts to start one of those with us. That's the sort of war we're very good at.

    27. Re:Truth is perspective by Guignol · · Score: 1

      you forgot climate control weapons

    28. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

        And a lot of good that's resulted in.

        Belief in diety is a concept that may work on the individual level but fails miserably when structured into a movement.

    29. Re:Truth is perspective by wassermana · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Russia this type of propaganda is as acceptable as Americans whole believe Obama is not a US citizen.

      I guess no one here is old enough to remember when US-based conspiracy theories about Russian weather satellites were commonplace. Here is a 5 year old news clipping about one of the die-hards... http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/oct2005/tc20051020_323701.htm

    30. Re:Truth is perspective by Minion+of+Eris · · Score: 1

      Umm... and that country to the north of the U.S.A., you know, the really, really big one? Coloured pink on the old maps? Sorry, I'm Canadian, we don't like to complain, but it hurts our feelings being fogotten all the time.

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    31. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Global Warming Weapon is real! Does it have a reverse switch? If so, then AlGore can use it to cool down the planet!

    32. Re:Truth is perspective by Stargoat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except of course that Science as a system proves and then verifies proofs. Science does not disprove except in so far as invalidating unverifiable proofs such as hypotheses, theories, and laws.

      Theist: I hypothesis that God exists but I cannot offer verifiable proof.

      Atheist: Then you cannot hypothesis that God exists.

      Theist: But I feel that it is correct. And besides, you're a jerkface for making me feel bad.

      Atheist: I'm sorry your feelings are hurt, but Science cannot be objective if it is subordinated to feelings.

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    33. Re:Truth is perspective by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      In Russia this type of propaganda is as acceptable as Americans whole believe Obama is not a US citizen.

      that's the lamest Yakov Smirnoff i've ever seen here.

    34. Re:Truth is perspective by omar.sahal · · Score: 1

      structured into a movement.

      Maybe this is the problem. Should a religion be used to influence politics, as many movements are. You know what they say about politics (state) and religion. Look at what politics does to business, namely the slave trade.

    35. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Russia this type of propaganda is as the propaganda that Obama is not a [natural born] US citizen, which Americans will believe.

      Fixed that for you. Being a citizen and a natural born citizen are two different things and the latter is a constitutional requirement for being President. Of course Barry is a citizen.

      Fixed that for both of you. Sheesh.

    36. Re:Truth is perspective by Beelzebud · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's okay, she let Alaska off the hook. She quit half way through her first term. In conservative-land, this is now a courageous move, that shows leadership.

    37. Re:Truth is perspective by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      How is fixing America's educational system or culture Europe's problem?

      You want us to elect Sarah Palin as anything more important than the mayor of Wasilla? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

      Because Sarah Palin has bugger all to do with any of this. ???
      It couldn't be anymore gratuitous or obligatory.
      Something about Al Gore, now that would have been more apropos.

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    38. Re:Truth is perspective by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Plus, the weather phenomenon which caused the Russian heatwave also caused the floods in our ally, Pakistan, which are threatening to topple their government. Does he really think the US is willing to destabilize nuclear-armed Pakistan in order to give Russia a heatwave?

      We do have a climate change weapon, mind you. It's called carbon dioxide. They have it, too. Both forecast and observed effects include the tendency for the polar jet to shift northward and strengthen, which is what caused their 20F+ hotter-than-average weather (and Pakistan's corresponding flooding).

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    39. Re:Truth is perspective by Shark · · Score: 1

      China actually claims to have access to such 'weapons' too:

      And I believe that was an official statement on their part, not a lone Russian conspiracy theorist. Obviously, that is no proof in itself but it'd be a bit hasty to dismiss the possibility right away.

      Can anybody confirm if it actually rained during the Beijing olympics? I'd like to see their bluff called.

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    40. Re:Truth is perspective by cjb658 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?"

      "It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!"

    41. Re:Truth is perspective by Locutus · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along the lines of the Bush/Cheney years of saying Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. And then his connection to the 9/11 attacks. I sure hope the Russians are not as stupid as so many Americans were/are or else we could be seeing Russian cruise missiles in coming.

      LoB

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    42. Re:Truth is perspective by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      structured into a movement.

      Maybe this is the problem. Should a religion be used to influence politics, as many movements are. You know what they say about politics (state) and religion. Look at what politics does to business, namely the slave trade.

      We could call this a Big Movement - BM for short.

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    43. Re:Truth is perspective by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I didn't call out California either, and they have more people than you.

      Also, Canada hasn't done much that's really, really stupid since the tax on blank CD's. Your education system seems to be mostly working.

    44. Re:Truth is perspective by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Anyone with any common sense is agnostic(be it agnostic theist or agnostic atheist). Both sides are equally clueless.

      As a mystic/gnostic, correct, both the theists and atheists are equally ignorant of higher reality. At least the agnostic is honest to admit that he doesn't know. Unfortunately, fundamental agnostics are the worst kind of skeudo skeptics, such as (Richard) Dawkins, (James) Randi, etc. http://www.debunkingskeptics.com/Contents.htm

      > A god is just as likely as unlikely and we arent even close to having a clue either way.
      Only an ignorant angostic would support that position. There is a BIG difference between information, knoweldge, gnosis, and proof, and truth.

      It is not so much, that a/theism and agnostic are wrong, only incomplete.

    45. Re:Truth is perspective by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, some things can be our problem. Search for the word bio-rhythm in that transcript and be prepared to be very amused. Apparently what amounts to astrology was an important consideration in the staffing of missile silos.

    46. Re:Truth is perspective by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      The moon landing was completely different from what we were told.

      http://store.theonion.com/product/holy-shit-man-walks-on-fucking-moon-1969,158/

    47. Re:Truth is perspective by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0, Troll

      Science so far has been unable to prove, or disprove the existence of God. So in this particular argument, science is not really a factor. I think that anyone should be able to believe anything they want - without someone else trying to ram their opinion down their throat. Both believers and non-believers in God are guilty of this behavior.

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    48. Re:Truth is perspective by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Most people on Slashdot are in the US or Europe. Fixing Russia's educational system or culture is not our problem.

      Except for the Russians who live in Europe. They would be counted under "most people" by your rubric. The majority of Russia's land area is in Asia, but the majority of its population lives on the European side of the Urals.

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    49. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just had to find a way to throw that in there, didn't you? Silly Obama supporter.

    50. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you obviously haven't been keeping up with current world events. whack-jobs are already running countries with nuclear capability. it's an old problem but newly significant because the US economy and war machine is already stretched so thin.

    51. Re:Truth is perspective by Stargoat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, way to miss the whole point of my post. I seldom have seen any level of deliberate self-obfuscation. Bravo sir, your doublethink skills are the acme.

      It is impossible to disprove the existence of ANYTHING. Science only proves existences. Science disproves only hypotheses, theories, and laws.

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    52. Re:Truth is perspective by Zimmel · · Score: 1

      Well, you know what? Do you? I just found out that NONE of the founding fathers were born in the US!!!!! I bet they were Marxists!

    53. Re:Truth is perspective by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you were modded insightful, the reason why some Americans think Obama is not a US citizen is because all the records showing that he is or would be have been altered or sealed away from inspection at his direction or by someone doing it on his behalf. It's likely that he is a citizen but you have to ask why he has gone through so many steps to hide that fact. I mean his birth certificate or certificate of live birth had a serial number on it that was blackened out when presented to the public, this single bit right there can prove it's a real birth certificate and the dates are real, but even Hawaii has bared anyone from actually inspecting the thing and placed it under seal.

      The major difference here is that positive proof can be given that he is a citizen and he refuses to do so and instead offers closed ended insinuations where the Russian situation is little more then blaming the jews for all the bad in the world happening to you because you can't figure out how they got wealthy.

    54. Re:Truth is perspective by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Of course, when someone in America believes in a crazy theory we get an avalanche of posts excoriating the American educational system for producing such a person, American culture for being so anti-intellectual, American politics, etc., which we don't seem to get when any other countries' conspiracy theorists get mentioned.

      We're not talking about a handful of conspiracy nuts, we're talking about the 45% of Republicans in the US who believe their president is an American citizen.

      You have to admit, that's a pretty spectacular statistic of craziness. Now to be fair to our educational system, I don't believe it's their fault, as much as it is because our national media is very extreme and very one-sided. The old Soviets who ran Pravda would turn green in envy over the success of Clear Channel and outfits like Salem Radio Network, Eagle Publishing Group, etc. Who knew that there was such a correlation between people who listen to AM radio and people who are unable to think critically about what they hear?

      We're Number One!

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    55. Re:Truth is perspective by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      Who cares? he was still an improvement over Bush...

    56. Re:Truth is perspective by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      And I think you are missing the point too.

      A hypothesis is little more then an educated guess based around assumptions that may not be well supported until it's been disproved. Someone can relate to evens or emotions and hypothesize something but that doesn't mean it's scientific as science doesn't own the word hypothesis.

      What makes it scientific is applying the scientific principles of testing on it. If something in the hypothesis can't be tested, it can't be scientific.

    57. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ssssh! Shut up dude! It's better if they don't know we're here!

    58. Re:Truth is perspective by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      I think other countries keep their conspiracy nuts at arms length.

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    59. Re:Truth is perspective by nomadic · · Score: 1

      We're not talking about a handful of conspiracy nuts, we're talking about the 45% of Republicans in the US who believe their president is an American citizen.

      Depends on how you characterize a "handful." Republicans make up only 30% of the population.

    60. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And on missing points sir, you take the cake. Kudos!

    61. Re:Truth is perspective by Miseph · · Score: 1

      No, he never got around to inventing one...

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    62. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A god is just as likely as unlikely and we arent even close to having a clue either way.

      Do you believe the same thing about Leprechauns? Unicorns? The Great Pumpkin? Please explain why or why not.

      - T

    63. Re:Truth is perspective by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Science so far has been unable to prove, or disprove the existence of God. So in this particular argument, science is not really a factor. I think that anyone should be able to believe anything they want - without someone else trying to ram their opinion down their throat. Both believers and non-believers in God are guilty of this behavior.

      In a perfect world with intelligent people, perhaps.

      But in THIS world, those who believe in religion/god are far more dangerous than those who do not. As evidence, I point out centuries (millenia?) of holy wars across the globe, numerous hate crimes in the name of god, hanging, lynchings and burning witches at the stake in the name of god, persecution of scientists in the name of god... heck, I could go on for paragraphs about general events. I could write a BOOK about the specific events.

      While there are surely individual atheists who commit violent acts or foster hate, it's like comparing a bucket of water (atheists and their actions) to the ocean (those actions of religious war/hate mongers).

      Thus, while your sentiment is correct, it only touches upon the tiniest aspect of a much larger problem... one in which those who believe in god, as a group/institution/populace, are far more guilty of committing. And sadly, most major religions are equally as guilty in this respect. Until atheists organize in such large groups and start wars in the name of "no god" then the large majority of the evil still resides on the side of the uber-religious and religious zealots (and their millions, if not BILLIONS of followers).

      Ironically, there are those on either side of the equation who do not act so idiotically. There are churches who condemn violence for these idiotic dogmatic reasons, there are atheists who have no problems with others believing in (whatever) god. And so on. But for the most part (on a global scale - and even to a lesser extent, but still occurring in the US), the various institutions of religion have been (historically, and even present day) filled with leaders trying to find reasons to hate or reasons to go to war.

    64. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except of course that Science as a system proves and then verifies proofs.

      Erm, I think you might want to read up on your philosophy of science.

      Popper, who is probably the most important thinker in the field, would argue that science can and has never proved a hypothesis. It can only falsify (disprove) them. The best we can ever achieve is a set of hyoptheses for which we have yet to find any counterexamples.

    65. Re:Truth is perspective by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Offer a test, and Science can falsify that test. That's all.

      To the best of my knowledge, every test to 'prove' god has been falsified.

      " I think that anyone should be able to believe anything they want .."

      then you are an idiot.

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    66. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Russia this type of propaganda is as acceptable as Americans whole believe Obama is not a US citizen.

      Staw man argument. Nothing to see here. Move along.

    67. Re:Truth is perspective by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Think we can talk all the conservatives in the Senate into showing such leadership? Congress might actually get something done then.

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    68. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or commentator on Fox News, it's arguable which has more power.

    69. Re:Truth is perspective by eulernet · · Score: 1

      People in the US and Europe who genuinely believe that hurricanes are caused by god's hatred of gay people, or that 9-11 was a conservative conspiracy to kill liberals, is our problem.

      Correction: there is no hurricane in Europe, so we don't care about that.
      And there is a lot less bigotry here, and much less hatred towards gays (but more racism).

    70. Re:Truth is perspective by rweir · · Score: 1

      > Science as a system proves and then verifies proofs.

      eh, science doesn't have the ability to prove anything. all scientists can do is produce plausible sounding theories that match current observations.

    71. Re:Truth is perspective by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      He isn't a 'Russian nutcase' as this was documented in the TV Series: Conspiracy Theory with Jesse the Body Ventura.

      Thank you for making my point.

    72. Re:Truth is perspective by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      Automisy is self-loathing or self-hatred.

    73. Re:Truth is perspective by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      OK. The major difference is that the Russians by and large know when their country is a basket case and will in fact offer the odd joke or two. Americans meanwhile remain entirely oblivious as their country falls to pieces before their eyes.

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    74. Re:Truth is perspective by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      A weapon is an instrument used for the purpose of harming another. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity or incompetence.

    75. Re:Truth is perspective by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you characterize a "handful." Republicans make up only 30% of the population.

      OK, so adjusting for age, we're talking about at least 40 million voting-age Americans who believe their President isn't an American citizen.

      That's quite a handful, no?

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    76. Re:Truth is perspective by Dr_Terminus · · Score: 1

      Thats the problem right there -- religion/God/etc cannot be, and should not be subjected to scientific tests. Can scientific tests prove one set of morals is 'better' than another? How would you even define better in that context? But just because science cant say anything useful about morals does not mean they should be rejected.

      Verifiability, proof, etc are not the raison d'etre of religion. Sure, through the years, some religions have been used as a method of control. However, at their base, their purpose is to guide and enlighten people. In many cases, religion can give a sense of community, hope, belonging, structure, to an otherwise chaotic and impersonal life.

    77. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me. I voted for Kudos!

    78. Re:Truth is perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America Haarp as an instrument of the weather is said by many to exist.. so the problem is who can authoritatively prove that
      HAARP is not responsible for .. this or that? I suggest denying its existence, without proof, is propaganda..
      Don't you think HAARP possibility important enough to do more than just deny it?
      To just deny it, allows it to be used as a threat to incite fear, and accomplish propaganda goals.
      http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/

    79. Re:Truth is perspective by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      Of course, when someone in America believes in a crazy theory we get an avalanche of posts excoriating the American educational system for producing such a person, American culture for being so anti-intellectual, American politics, etc., which we don't seem to get when any other countries' conspiracy theorists get mentioned.

      He's a certifiable wack job, there you happy. I believe his theory about as much as I beleive my wife's theory about rockets causing the earth's tilt on it's axis. Which is to say that I don't.

      A more plausible theory which I am not subscribing to merely pointing out that it is more believable than an environmentl weapon or rockets being launch into space. Our moon is slowly getting further and further away. It is a scientific face that the Earth natuarally wobbles and the moon keeps that wobble in check. Call it a gravitational tug of war if you will. With the moon getting further and further away the Earth can tilt more and more and eventually causing a polar shift. The scary part of this whole theory if true is that there is absolutely nothing we can do about it. (Insert evil sadistic laugh here)

      Oh, barring any unforseen natural disaster, celestial event, act of God or a global thermo nuclear war, the world will not end in 2012. I can't wait until December 31, 2012 when I will broad cast my don't you feell stupid for believing in that stupid prophesy editorial.

  3. Yes, by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called "SUV".

    1. Re:Yes, by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      Actually that is also a myth. Well more of an exaggeration. Autos do contribute to CO2 production but they are not the big problem. The big problem are coal fired power plants. Yes every little bit hurts but the SUV has gotten an unfair amount of blame because it is such visible example of people choosing to waste fuel.

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    2. Re:Yes, by 2obvious4u · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn, then the Chinese have an even better weapon. "COAL"

    3. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no, the problem is selfish and greedy attitudes, and "but he's worse" finger pointing.
      running of suburban SUVs or subsidized coal fired power stations are both just symptoms of this.

    4. Re:Yes, by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      The big problem is CO2 production to the atmosphere. It doesn't matter if its a car or a plant or a human breathing that creates the CO2, we need to find more efficient ways to deal with it. For a plant, it might be storing the emissions till they can be converted into something useful (like seperating the C from the O2 to get oxygen and DIAMONDS!). And with vehicles it's making them emit less and less CO2.

      What we need is for people to look at whats emitting CO2, and reduce it, regardless of what else is emitting CO2.

    5. Re:Yes, by CasperIV · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, coal plants are a symptom of the need for affordable power systems. We can completely sustain our existence without them, we just need a few billion people to kill themselves first, to relocate populations closer to green power systems, and remove the freewill of the populace to do anything not in the best interest of our agenda. Those who do not comply will need to be dealt with swiftly, I suggest we form an order of Grammaton Clerics to maintain the obedience of the masses. I would also request we do not allow Christian Bale exist in our perfect world, something tells me he might be a problem.

      * Note this is satire. I am not actually a new age environmental fanatic, so you FBI agents can put down your pencils and save your self the trip to my house.

    6. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it doesn't matter [much] if it's a person breathing. Yes, technically, we add CO2 to the atmosphere. But that CO2 is part of an immediately circular system: CO2 path is Atmosphere->Plant Life->Animal Life->Humans [or direct from plants to humans]->Atmosphere: We add no more to the atmosphere than we remove from the ecosystem around us. The same applies to Cow Farts. Since we're actively spreading plant life to larger areas of the world [deserts, for example] to provide more food, we're keeping things relatively balanced - true, it's a different balance than traditionally needed, but it's still a balance: Killing and eating things that have been around for thousands of years is very rare.

      The big issues are twofold: First, we're also destroying plant life for other reasons [paper, building materials, etc]. We're doing this significantly faster than we are replacing it. Second, we're taking CO2 that was locked in the soil [coal, oil] and putting it into the ecosystem for the first time in millions of years.

    7. Re:Yes, by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I was going to post something but the idea of making a power plant split the 0 from CO2 just about put me into a fit of laughter.
      That would be unburning the coal. And would take more power than you got from burning it in the first place.
      Please just stop at this point you almost made mr=y drink come out my noise. BTW you are emitting CO2 but I suggest that you do not stop as that would be bad.

      Really the point was that when people rant about SUVs they are looking at the spec in someone else's eye but missing the plank in their own.
      To reduce carbon look at the amount of emisons for the power produced. Coal is the worst, followed by oil based fuels, and then you have Natural Gas at the bottom. That isn't counting "renewables" like biofuels. Or none combustion fuels like nuclear.

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    8. Re:Yes, by David+Greene · · Score: 1

      29% of U.S. greenhouse gas emissions comes from transportation and it is the fastest-growing source of GHGs as explained here. So yes, the SUV does matter. A lot.

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    9. Re:Yes, by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      Yes because evil CO2 is mostly emitted by human endeavors.

      Wait. Carbon Dioxide. Isn't that the gas that is needed by plants to produce oxygen. Isn't that the gas produced by every mammal on planet earth. ISN'T THAT THE SHIT I BREATH OUT! Fuck I hate, hate, HATE these fucking law making, climate change mother fuckers!

      Ok. I'm done now. It is safe to go back outside. :)

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    10. Re:Yes, by socz · · Score: 1

      Watch out, here's comes an ignorant comment...


      What about in China during the olympics? Weren't cars banned because of air quality? How about Mexico City where people where dust masks out on "really bad days?" Or Los Angeles, where we have air so bad that babies, old people and small children aren't allowed to go outside because it's too dangerous.

      Now, it isn't just heat and dirt that cause problems, the main source of OUR problems in L.A. is "smog." A combination of smoke and fog. This is produced by internal combustion engines.


      I would say that autos are a big problem, in some areas. In others its coal. In others its??? I think what really happens is that we lose sight of the small things and try to put the cause cleanly on one thing. In reality life isn't that easy. EVERYTHING contributes to a problem and solution. Like I tell everyone, If I could get everyone in Los Angeles to give me 1 freakin $, I would be $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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    11. Re:Yes, by socz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      They visited me once! But it was related to a scam at the DMV. Talk about intimidating. I knew I had done nothing wrong. But they made sure they exposed their guns (as if they would use them right?) and started their recorder as they said "you don't mind if we record this, do you?" Here's the rest of it from my point of view: playing my guitar outside waiting for a girl to show up (so I'm trying to look cool) and a black unmarked chevy caprice with no hubcaps rolls up with dark windows. 2 big dudes get out and walk over to me in suits and sun glasses. It's literally like something out of a movie! And you know how the rest goes...

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    12. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and this "COAL" acronym of yours stands for... ?

    13. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put it all together and call it Equilibrium.

    14. Re:Yes, by daeley · · Score: 1

      Of course, it's possible that a goodly portion of LA's pollution is actually China's fault too:

      http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/greenspace/2010/01/ozone-smog-air-pollution-greenhouse-gases-china-pollution-owen-r-cooper-kathy-law.html

      Ozone from Asia is wafting across the Pacific on springtime winds and boosting the amount of the smog-producing chemical found in the skies above the Western United States, researchers said in a study released Wednesday.

      The study, published in the journal Nature, probes a phenomenon that has puzzled scientists in the last decade: Ground-level ozone has dropped in cities thanks to tighter pollution controls, but it has risen in rural areas in the Western U.S., where there is little industry or automobile traffic.

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    15. Re:Yes, by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Chinese Occupation of American Labor?

      This must be some scheme to flood the North American market with cheap crap that's not even produced domestically!

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    16. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they want to deport the latinos?

    17. Re:Yes, by lgw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      For a plant, it might be storing the emissions till they can be converted into something useful (like seperating the C from the O2 to get oxygen and DIAMONDS!).

      You fail chemistry forever. Have you tried posting on Digg or Reddit? It seems like you'd fit in better there.

      What we need is for people to look at whats emitting CO2, and reduce it, regardless of what else is emitting CO2.

      Hey - you emit CO2. Every time you breathe. I'll leave you to look into reducing that, regardless of what else is emitting CO2.

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    18. Re:Yes, by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Drowning doesn't happen! You need water to survive right? It's not like you can have TOO much water! Water poisoning isn't real either!

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    19. Re:Yes, by Biff+Stu · · Score: 1

      I thought it was called "Fox News"

    20. Re:Yes, by lgw · · Score: 1

      The EPA is making a power grab by trying to regulate CO2 as if it were a pollutant, without following the legal process for declaring a new pollutant. Do you really want to endorse that sort of thing - goverment agencies acting illegally to become more powerful - just because it happes to align with your ideology this time?

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    21. Re:Yes, by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      You fail chemistry forever. Have you tried posting on Digg or Reddit? It seems like you'd fit in better there.

      Hey - you emit CO2. Every time you breathe. I'll leave you to look into reducing that, regardless of what else is emitting CO2.

      Did pretty well in chemistry, actually, but the idea is that we simply need to find a use for the CO2 instead of letting it sit up there in the atmosphere. Whether we use it for central heating or some other reaction. I don't see why I'd fail at chemistry if pure Diamond is nothing but Carbon - C4 in most cases - and O2 is a very common form of Oxygen, the stoich behind it suggests that you could essentially take 4CO2 to get 1C4 + 4O2s out of it.

      And yes - I DO look into reducing my CO2 emissions. I know that longer, deeper breaths emit less CO2 because you consume less. Avoid hyperventilating, so to speak. But if there was some form of widely accepted space suit that everyone would wear to reduce their CO2, you can bet I'd be on board.

    22. Re:Yes, by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      I am just saying that with all the CO2 pumped into the atmosphere by many different processes that as long as we aren't trying to be as dirty as possible when building cars and power plants it is not going to make much of a difference. The air is fine it is the people who are stupid.

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    23. Re:Yes, by lgw · · Score: 1

      Tailpipe pollution is less than 1% of what it was when I was young - per car it's far less than that. We've been chasing diminishing returns on tailpipe emissions for a long time now, which has until recently been a big waste of effort since we were ignoring the low-hanging fruit elsewhere. There are plenty of cars thesedays with lower emissions than LA air (the joke is they would actually clean the air when driven in LA, but I'm not sure it really works that way).

      We have finally started regulating emissions from small 2-stoke engines at all, but for most people running their lawnmower 30 minutes a week still produces more pollution than all of their driving (until their existing tools eventually die). There are plenty of areas with much better cost-benefit then continuing to chase after personal vehicle emissions.

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    24. Re:Yes, by lgw · · Score: 1

      You "did pretty well" in chemistry without ever encountering the second law of thermodynamics?

      If we could build a device that could seperate the C from the O2 in power plant emissions for less power than the power plant was generating, we'd have a perpetual motion machine, and all of our energy problems would be solved. If you want power without CO2, just build nuclear plants. Solar-thermal power with natural gas backup for cloudy days also works really well in many places (far more than wind power), if you can live with more than 0 CO2.

      You do realizes that if you eliminate enoungh CO2 emissions all the plant life dies, right? Even if you don't go gthat far: when the glaciers cover Europe again, it's pretty much going to be monkeedude's fault. Don't think we'll forget just because it's a few thousand years off.

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    25. Re:Yes, by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      So it is less than 1/3 of all emissions. And how much would we save by all unnecessary SUVs being removed from the road? Maybe 20% of that total. Remember that is all transportation, trucks, trains, buses, ships, planes, and cars. As I said exaggerated. The biggest contribution comes from coal. While way too many people use an SUV to commute to work in they are just not the demon that people make them out to be.

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    26. Re:Yes, by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is smog and not CO2. CO2 isn't considered a pollutant exactly and plays no part in smog or until it gets really high health issues.

      Your talking apples and oranges.

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    27. Re:Yes, by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      If you did pretty well in Chemistry then your school sucked. Simple as that. Coal is mostly carbon. The vast majority of the energy your get from burning coal comes from bonding carbon to oxygen. So to break those bonds will take more energy than you got form making them.
      So you will have to use a lot more energy than you got to make the coal to convert the CO2 into carbon!
      So yes you really should have failed chemistry if you do not get that basic idea down.
      And yes if you could do it then you would have a perpetual motion machine and all our problems would be solved.

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    28. Re:Yes, by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I never said it had to be energy efficient. I don't know where you are coming up with that idea. There are other plentiful energy sources on the planet.

    29. Re:Yes, by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Damn, then the Chinese have an even better weapon. "COAL"

      But when we export our Clean Coal TM technology that will save us! Right?

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    30. Re:Yes, by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Damn, then the Chinese have an even better weapon. "COAL"

      But when we export our Clean Coal TM technology that will save us! Right?

      Pardon the size of my trademark sign, /. neither allows sup tags nor arbitrary Unicode. Remind me again why this site is for nerds?

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    31. Re:Yes, by treeves · · Score: 1

      FYI: diamond is not "C4". A diamond is one huge molecule of carbon, all covalently and tetrahedrally bonded. Graphite is also covalently bonded carbon, all in a plane, like chicken wire, with the sheets stacked on top of one another. Graphene is just a single sheet of the same. And fullerenes (buckyballs) are (roughly) spherical carbon molecules, with formulas like C60 (same pattern as a standard soccer ball!). The closest thing to a "C4" would be butyne or butadiene (C4H6). If you could remove a hydrogen atom from one of those you could have a radical with a formula of C4H5, but it would be very short-lived.
      If by the 4 you were referring to the isotope (i.e. 4C), well no such thing exists. Most carbon is 12C, and there are small amounts of 13C (1%) and 14C (parts per trillion, as in carbon-14 dating) around, but those don't affect the chemistry of the carbon (how it combines with other atoms).
      Probably more chemistry lesson than you wanted.

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    32. Re:Yes, by lgw · · Score: 1

      Energy efficient? Do you really not see the problem with suggesting that a power plant should consume more energy than it produces? I think you're missing some basic principle here, though I'm not quite sure which.

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    33. Re:Yes, by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      What's your evidence? What's your data?

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    34. Re:Yes, by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Human emissions of CO2 have nothing to do with plant life. There was plenty of CO2 in the atmosphere to support plant life before humans started burning fossil fuels and no prospect that stopping emissions would change that.

    35. Re:Yes, by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Volcanos, Animals, People all put out. Where are your numbers. Nevermind. Just go away. Thanks.

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    36. Re:Yes, by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The SCOTUS in Massachusettes v EPA disagrees with you.

    37. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that is also a myth. Well more of an exaggeration. Autos do contribute to CO2 production but they are not the big problem. The big problem are coal fired power plants. Yes every little bit hurts but the SUV has gotten an unfair amount of blame because it is such visible example of people choosing to waste fuel.

      Sure enough; anti-tobacco zealots believe that secondhand tobacco smoke is more dangerous than either SUVs or coal-powered energy plants.

      The world is a bewildering array of illogic and irrationality.

    38. Re:Yes, by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Just as there are many different processes that add CO2 to the atmosphere there are many different processes that remove it from the atmosphere. It's just that the processes that store the carbon in the form of coal, petroleum and natural gas work on extremely long time scales compared to human time scales. The fact is that CO2 levels in the atmosphere have increased by nearly 40% in the past 150 years and that's almost completely due to human burning of fossil fuels.

    39. Re:Yes, by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The air has been pretty hazy here in Western Oregon lately and apparently that's at least partially because of all of the fires in Russia.

    40. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they want to deport the latinos?

      Just the illegal ones. You don't have a problem with that, do you? If so, take action to change the immigration laws as that isn't cowardly like the way the federal government is refusing to enforce them AND trying to stop anyone else (Arizona) from enforcing them.

      Security fears after 9/11 justified warrantless wiretapping, Guantanamo Bay, the PATRIOT act, etc. Yet none of the concern for security caused government to see a wide-open border as a problem they need to do something about. Isn't it funny how that works?

      If it means you must surrender liberty and privacy then it's about security. If it means actually safeguarding the country by making it more difficult for weapons and criminals and maybe even terrorists to get within our borders in the first place, then the Feds won't do it and they'll sue any state that tries to do their job for them. But they'll give retroactive immunity for any domestic spying that might have been illegal. The fact that the states are only taking action because the Feds have refused, and in order to address a problem that is getting worse and making them directly suffer in the form of high crime, is conveniently ignored.

    41. Re:Yes, by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      The ultimate doomsday weapon: Coal-powered SUV.

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    42. Re:Yes, by lgw · · Score: 1

      Monkeedude isn't satisfied with fossil fuels - he wants to do anything possible to reduce all sources of CO2 emissions. I'm still trying to understand this strange new religion, so I'm not sure what his boundaries are - he has said he'd wear a suit that changes the way he breathes, so as to emit less, but would he make his dog wear the same suit? I'm not sure yet - it can sometimes be difficult to understand the more intricate religios arguments.

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    43. Re:Yes, by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Wait. Carbon Dioxide. Isn't that the gas that is needed by plants to produce oxygen. Isn't that the gas produced by every mammal on planet earth. ISN'T THAT THE SHIT I BREATH OUT! Fuck I hate, hate, HATE these fucking law making, climate change mother fuckers!

      Although I have no idea if you're kidding or not, I've heard the CO2 is good for plants hypothesis/idea/argument/whatever. Since plants need CO2, then with increased CO2 in the atmosphere, plants will thrive.

      And that sounded reasonable for a minute. Plants do need CO2.

      But then I thought about that some more. I have an ornamental garden and a vegetable garden. I know other people who do too. There are farmers in my family. And CO2 is not the only thing plants need to survive and thrive. They need the right climate. The right amount of sunlight. A long enough growing season. Proper soil density and nutrients. Enough water, not too much, and at the proper times.

      And I've done or seen done all of these things: Adding fertilizer or other soil amendments like sand, moss, humus, etc. Irrigating. Modifying drainage. Draining wet sites. Selecting sites for proper light or shade. Providing shade with man-made objects or other plants. Selecting plants suited for the local climate. Greenhouses and coldframes to extend the season. Even locating "micro-climates" that are a little more suitable to the plant in question, e.g. next to a concrete or stone structure to keep it warmer than the surrounding areas. Providing windbreaks. Covering plants to extend life past frosts that would otherwise interrupt the growing season.

      But one thing I've never done, never seen done, and never heard of being done is providing plants with extra CO2 to enhance their size, productivity or other properties. And it's not like it's impossible to do -- just burn something nearby. Stone age tech, right?

      So while extra CO2 might possibly benefit some plant somewhere that was not getting enough, or allow other more CO2 hungry plants to survive, changes to the climate, seasons, rains and weather in general could do much more to disrupt agriculture than the extra CO2 could possibly help.

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    44. Re:Yes, by mangu · · Score: 1

      remove the freewill of the populace to do anything not in the best interest of our agenda

      They are working on that. The process is like this:

      1) Find something that's unquestionably bad
      2) Exaggerate
      3) Profit!!! (no need for ???s)

      Examples:

      a) Child porn is bad.
      strategy: Convince people that the mere sight of a nude body by someone under the age of 18 will cause irreparable harm

      b) Terrorism is bad
      strategy: Convince people that enough explosive to destroy a jet plane can be hidden in a shoe sole

      c) Drunken driving is bad
      strategy: Get the federal government to define as "alcohol related" a traffic accident where anyone in the vicinity (including pedestrians) has consumed alcohol

      The reason why we have a problem with coal plants pouring CO2 in the atmosphere is that this "control by fear" strategy was successfully used in the past against nuclear energy.

      Luckily this strategy is starting to backfire in the case of nuclear energy. After some experts predicted that the Chernobyl accident would cause millions of deaths people started seeing that you cannot always believe the predictions of someone who claims to be an expert.

    45. Re:Yes, by mangu · · Score: 1

      Carbon Dioxide. Isn't that the gas that is needed by plants to produce oxygen.

      Yes. But remember, plants also need water. I suggest you throw your flowerpots into the swimming pool since, by your reasoning, if something is needed then the more the better.

    46. Re:Yes, by shiftless · · Score: 1

      But one thing I've never done, never seen done, and never heard of being done is providing plants with extra CO2 to enhance their size, productivity or other properties.

      It's commonly done in the pot growing community. Small to large amounts of extra CO2 gives faster growth and better tolerance of higher temperatures.

    47. Re:Yes, by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Plants do grow faster in hydroponic systems. (The reason drowning your plants in a pool won't work is because the roots are starved of oxygen.) Plants also do grow faster (and tolerate higher temperatures) with extra CO2.

    48. Re:Yes, by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I re-read his post and you're right, it is over the top. :)

    49. Re:Yes, by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      But one thing I've never done, never seen done, and never heard of being done is providing plants with extra CO2 to enhance their size, productivity or other properties.

      It's commonly done in the pot growing community. Small to large amounts of extra CO2 gives faster growth and better tolerance of higher temperatures.

      That's pretty funny, because while I was typing my earlier post, I was actually imagining stoners sitting around in a basement under grow lights exhaling on their plants, saying something in a Tommy Chong (or maybe Sean Penn) voice: "like, the CO2 is good for the them, man".

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    50. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But one thing I've never done, never seen done, and never heard of being done is providing plants with extra CO2 to enhance their size, productivity or other properties.

      You need about 20 to 30 seconds with google to find instructions and papers detailing how that works.

      While you're at it, you might want to verify that the earth's biosphere is growing and that there's good correlation with increased CO2 levels.

      Finally, verify at which point in times plants evolved and that the "normal" CO2 levels for them would be.

      All of the above should take less time than you spent writing your post.

    51. Re:Yes, by brizzadizza · · Score: 1

      There is no problem.

      If he were to design a system that generated energy without CO2 production and used that energy to remove CO2 from the atmosphere the total CO2 in the system would go down (the GP's desired outcome) while the output of energy at a distant coal plant would remain unchanged (no thermodynamic issues.)

      What energy source could he use? Well, plants figured out they could use the sun to fix atmospheric carbon into solid forms (polysaccharides) and somehow thermodynamics never crapped out as a consequence. The GP never said the energy created by the coal plant would be used to remove CO2, you did. You are projecting your short-sighted myopia and being pointlessly critical of an effective idea.

      If we accept that the currently most worrying pollutant coming from hydrocarbons is CO2 and we further accept that solar energy suffers from logistic considerations that prevent solar energy's wide-spread implementation (not my opinion but accepted for purposes of discussion) we can still use that solar energy to mitigate the negative effects of hydrocarbon based energy production (CO2 emissions) while leaving the benefits of hydrocarbons (portability and on demand power) intact.

      Try to use that beautiful brain of yours to come up with solutions.

  4. Oh, yes, HAARP.... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The one that heats the ionosphere, and has an effect on the scale of an immersion heater in the Yukon river. That HAARP. Of course it's to blame.

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    1. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by drewhk · · Score: 5, Funny

      What? You also have a giant immersion heater in the Yukon river?

      You American bastards!

    2. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Funny

      yes yes it is....

      you see the Russians have been trying for years to stop our agents...

      See! See my russian friends! Your failure to make big trouble for Moose and Squirrel has allowed US to create the best doomsday machine ever.

      Rocky P Squirrel is our BEST climate change scientist.. and His Moose friend is a failed Magician in disguise... He really is the money behind the brains....

      YOUR FAILURES HAVE DOOMED US ALL!

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    3. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      You're right. The analogy should be an immersion heater in the Volga river.

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    4. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      Rocket "Rocky" J. Squirrel, actually. But I did see what you did there...

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    5. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by EdZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Conspiracy theorists have been haarping on about the thing for years, even blaming it for effects that occurred years before it's construction was completed!

    6. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rocky P Squirrel is our BEST climate change scientist..

      P?

    7. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Technically, the problem with heatwave in Russia and floods in Pakistan comes from unusual change to local jet stream, which typically separates hot and cold fronts. This ear, jet stream was a bit unusual, on one hand bringing the heat front far north to Moscow (and parts of eastern Europe), and at the same time interacted with seasonal monsoon clouds in Pakistan causing them to become larger then normal and causing floods.

      Now, if US indeed has a way to change direction of jet streams, most of the things described by conspiracy theorist are indeed possible. Problem is that energy carried by jet stream, and potentially required to significantly modify it's direction is quite immense, and would probably be detected easily even if such a feat was possible.
      This is of course, hypothetical, and if someone has a degree in meteorology with specialization in jet streams and their impact on weather patterns would be welcome to chip in. Is it hypothetically possible to affect small portions of the stream to cause a domino effect? If so, even a scale suggested by parent would be workable.

    8. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by powerlord · · Score: 1

      The one that heats the ionosphere, and has an effect on the scale of an immersion heater in the Yukon river. That HAARP. Of course it's to blame.

      Psha. I thought everyone knew that HAARP was just a front for the U.S. recreation of the Weather Dominator based on parts/pieces of the original and defectors following the final battle (similar to the U.S. Missile/Space program being based on German research).

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    9. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Rocky P Squirrel

      P?

      That's the Russian way of spelling 'J'.

    10. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it hypothetically possible to affect small portions of the stream to cause a domino effect?

      Yup. Just think of how dams affect the flow of rivers. Instead of a solid dam in the sky, they're doing pressure/temperature differences that block... (@#$ carrier lost

    11. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by Brew+Meister+WV · · Score: 1

      And I suppose you can pick up a weather changer detector on Tiger Direct too. I think this gizmo is real and Katrina was the first test. That shit hole needed cleaned out anyway. Right now, they're trying to flush the taliban out of the mountains, but since the aiming mechanism isn't quite refined just yet, they're missing the intended target, and hitting all around it. But, their aim is getting better!

    12. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's Rocket J. Squirrel to you, bub.

    13. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Well, technically they did hit the taliban stronghold areas very accurately.

    14. Re:Oh, yes, HAARP.... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Technically, the problem with heatwave in Russia and floods in Pakistan comes from unusual change to local jet stream, which typically separates hot and cold fronts. This ear, jet stream was a bit unusual, on one hand bringing the heat front far north to Moscow (and parts of eastern Europe), and at the same time interacted with seasonal monsoon clouds in Pakistan causing them to become larger then normal and causing floods.

      In other words,

      Russia meet El Nino, El Nino meet Russia.

      Early 2010 saw the biggest ENSO event in over a decade which is directly responsible for changing the jet stream. Causing blistering summers in Australia and freezing winters in the US and UK (but warmer winters in Canada). I expect the US to have a pretty harsh summer too. But this will be back to normal next year.

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  5. So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Maarx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Didn't a bunch of whackjobs a few years ago try and claim that Hurricane Katrina was the result of some Weather Control Device created by the Axis of Evil?

    1. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by rotide · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not only worthy of slashdot, but filed under Science as well.

    2. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by irving47 · · Score: 1

      No. Don't be silly. That's just crazy talk.

      It was the Russians that did it with THEIR weather manipulation device.

      Duh.

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    3. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by kanweg · · Score: 1
    4. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Counter it with a Regeneres.

    5. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. President! We cannot allow a Weather Manipulation Device gap!

    6. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      "So, Conspiracy Theories are /. Worthy Now?"

      Have you been reading the same Slashdot as the rest of us? I'm just glad when the article links don't go to YouTube videos of drunk squirrels.

    7. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was created by Cobra.

    8. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only weather control theories I heard about Katrina blamed the U.S. It wasn't intentionally aimed at New Orleans, but a science experiment to see if you could control them away from big cities gone horribly wrong.

    9. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by jythie · · Score: 1

      I do recall some claims that America caused Katrina itself via HAARP, but I do not recall seeing anything about other countries involved.

    10. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by dintech · · Score: 1

      Isn't Slashdot itself a Commie Pinko Cyber-Warfare Conspiracy to lower IT productivity in english speaking countries?

    11. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by el_tedward · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, and if there is not a regular quota of things to be outraged about, well.. bad things will happen.

    12. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weather manipulation isnt as far fetched as most of then people on here seem to think. Tesla did some very interesting work. ontop of that u can assume your government(atleast here is the US) is around 10 to 15 years ahead of their citizens in tech so i see weather warfare as completely viable. Add in the fact that the UN has laws regarding the use and abuse of weather warfare....why is this so far fetched?

      note: i am not saying i think katrina was weather warfare but the idea gets too much "this is impossible" attitude when it is possible.
      if haarp is some sort of weather machine(which is plausible if unlikely) Russia has the same deal in Sura

    13. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      This sounds like an episode out of the GI Joe cartoon series.

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    14. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Didn't a bunch of whackjobs a few years ago try and claim that Hurricane Katrina was the result of some Weather Control Device created by the Axis of Evil?

      That was created by HAARP as well. As was the Haiti earthquake. And the Indian Ocean tsunami.

      Bloody versatile device, all things considered.

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    15. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by discord5 · · Score: 1

      Didn't a bunch of whackjobs a few years ago try and claim that Hurricane Katrina was the result of some Weather Control Device created by the Axis of Evil?

      According to what I heard it was a punishment from God for openly discussing gay marriage. Some claim that it was Gaia taking revenge for not signing the Kyoto agreement. And my most favourite is still Chinese assassin butterflies trained to flap their wings in storm causing patterns as an experiment to sink the US. Billions of butterflies are currently being bred in underground labs to see if the project will scale. I'm personally exited to find out if it actually was butterflies.

      If you want to be on the safe side, I suggest you buy a nice boat.

    16. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't a bunch of whackjobs a few years ago try and claim that Hurricane Katrina was the result of some Weather Control Device created by the Axis of Evil?

      Yeah, what whackjobs.... Everyone knows that Katrina was GODS wrath for New Orleans hedonistic lifestyle. Just like San Francisco's earthquakes are GODS wrath for allowing gays and foreign born workers (and even worse, foreign born gay workers!!!). IIRC it was Pat Robertson that discussed this last point at length following the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake.

    17. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by DdJ · · Score: 1

      If you're asking whether conspiracy theories are /. worthy, I'm going to guess you're too young to remember Hans Reiser?

    18. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't a bunch of whackjobs a few years ago try and claim that Hurricane Katrina was the result of some Weather Control Device created by the Axis of Evil?

      Yes, I believe that was the Bush administration...

    19. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the version I heard (I believe on Coast to Coast AM) was that it was the Yakuza, using technology purchased from the russians, after the fall of the iron curtain. Why japanese mobsters would want to kill people in louisiana was not entirely made clear I'm afraid.

    20. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      That exactly what this article is talking about! The US is the axis and at least one complete revolution of Evil....

    21. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 1

      If you can't provide a link, it didn't happen.

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    22. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever suspects the butterfly!

    23. Re:So, Conspiracy Theories Are /. Worthy Now? by Maarx · · Score: 1

      OP here. This is exactly what I was thinking of. You nailed it, I had it wrong.

  6. Well that would explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well that would explain why I saw Bond strapped to a table at the business end of giant death ray the last time I toured the HAARP facility.

    But seriously, shame on Samzenpus for posting this woo woo garbage.

    1. Re:Well that would explain... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      "Damn you, sir...AND DAMN YOUR CHAIR!" /Sealab 2021 reference

    2. Re:Well that would explain... by gfreeman · · Score: 2, Funny

      No Mr Bond, I expect you to fry

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  7. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the deployment platform is a circular aircraft, reminiscent of the small plates the British put their cups of tea down on....

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      +1 funny, please.

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  8. Sorry, Comrade by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We already made the unfounded claim that all natural disasters and climate related problems on the Earth are due to women dressing immodestly.

    1. Re:Sorry, Comrade by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Don't you remember?

      There was a moderate earthquake while the scantily clad women were trying to prove that immodest dress didn't cause earthquakes.

      Pretty funny actually.

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    2. Re:Sorry, Comrade by hedwards · · Score: 1

      What about the ones caused by homosexuality? Or does our influence only extend to terrorist attacks?

    3. Re:Sorry, Comrade by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > There was a moderate earthquake while the scantily clad women were trying to prove that immodest dress didn't cause earthquakes.

      Links please :).

      BTW, seems that killing and eating animals can cause women to become scantily clad: http://blog.peta.org/archives/nude/

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    4. Re:Sorry, Comrade by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Don't you remember?

      There was a moderate earthquake while the scantily clad women were trying to prove that immodest dress didn't cause earthquakes.

      Pretty funny actually.

      Imagine the size of the earthquake if, instead of "immodest", the dress was scaled all the way up to "lascivious"! Clearly this is cause for concern. Small scale tests must be conducted at once to determine the extent of this threat.

    5. Re:Sorry, Comrade by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's okay, some folk in the Russian Orthodox Church also make such claims regularly. E.g. supposedly Haiti was "punished by God for practicing witchery".

      Religious fundies are the same regardless of the country and the religion. But, hey, at least yours don't have time allotted in schools for them to brainwash your kids.

    6. Re:Sorry, Comrade by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Links please :)

      Ask, and ye shall receive

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    7. Re:Sorry, Comrade by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      For years a direct corollary between hemlines and the DOW was observed; then came the mini skirt and all bets were off.

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    8. Re:Sorry, Comrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not unfounded yet.

      More testing is needed. Much, much more.

    9. Re:Sorry, Comrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, IIRC, hurricanes, too.

      I'm not sure Pat Robertson has discovered what causes tornadoes, but my money is on "foreign-born presidents"...

      - T

    10. Re:Sorry, Comrade by mangu · · Score: 1

      Would you say that showing one inch of cleavage is "dressing immodestly"?

      From which part of Iran do you come from?

    11. Re:Sorry, Comrade by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      From which part of Iran do you come from?

      ?

      I was heartily in favour of Boobquake.

      (PS thanks for that extra 'from'. I shall use it as soon as I can)

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  9. How did this garbage get posted? by Nimey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hey, do you think I can get an article posted if I post a link to a paranoid rant about Obama's birth certificate?

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    1. Re:How did this garbage get posted? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Only if you are a political scientist spreading propaganda in addition to being a wackjob conspiracy theorist.

      Then it's ok.

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    2. Re:How did this garbage get posted? by irving47 · · Score: 1

      No.

      But try the one about his Connecticut-issued Social Security Number.

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    3. Re:How did this garbage get posted? by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      Only if you have proven conclusively that the Mad Fishmonger was in fact Obama's father.

      -Oz

    4. Re:How did this garbage get posted? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      No. Birthers are boring. Weather control weapons are *AWESOME*!

      This is supervillian level stuff.

      Whose got the upper hand now, Putin! Ha! No more Vladerday on Pundit Kitchen for you!

    5. Re:How did this garbage get posted? by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      A Slashdot article? Think big: If you can yell about it for more than five minutes without going hoarse, Fox News will give you your own show.

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    6. Re:How did this garbage get posted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you make it out to be protected by the DMCA.

  10. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard by qoncept · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Seriously, even worse than this. But I guess that's what they get for flouridation, the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face.

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  11. Yes, and I can't wait for next year's model by rolfwind · · Score: 1
  12. Snowglobe by rotide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We live in a relatively closed system. If we were trying to "heat" you up, that heat will come back around and hit our west coast. But, as with most conspiracies, it's hilarious to watch at least. Somehow people think we can come up with a grand scheme to manipulate the weather of foreign nations, put it into action, _and_ keep it quiet, yet our government can't figure out how to win a simple war and keep the documents classified during it (WikiLeaks/Afghanistan)?

    1. Re:Snowglobe by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      What other nation is fighting in the war?

    2. Re:Snowglobe by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Funny

      You don't get it, man. Like, government "leaks" are just distractions to shift attention away from their true goals. But the true genius is how they make everybody believe they're incompetent! Don't you see?!? If everybody thinks the government is incompetent, then nobody's going to believe they're capable of pulling off such a HUGE conspiracy, and anyone who tries to tell the truth, like me, is labeled as a raving lunatic!

    3. Re:Snowglobe by LV-427 · · Score: 0

      We live in a relatively closed system. If we were trying to "heat" you up, that heat will come back around and hit our west coast.

      Stop using your oven, you insensitive clod!!!

    4. Re:Snowglobe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we do indeed live in a closed system where people only think as far as egos, insecurities and fears, all programmed by the tv and msm.

      "Somehow people think we can come up with a grand scheme to manipulate the weather of foreign nations", its not difficult, Tesla spoke about it 80+ years ago, same as its popssible to create earthquakes.

      "yet our government can't figure out how to win a simple war", perhaps they don't want to, perhaps the corporations that lobby the senate, raytheon, haliburton etc.. are making too much money from it all, same as all the other wars.. did you know the ex pm of italy said it was common knowledge in the inteligence community that 9/11 was carried out by the cia and massad... how many american senators have dual american, israeli citizenship? any idea why the official stories of 9/11 and 7/7 don't tie up with witness statements?... back on topic-

          In 1997 the U.S. government actually confirmed the use of "electromagnetic weapons" to stimulate volcanoes into eruption, control the weather, and induce earthquakes. One can easily observe and photograph the ongoing weather engineering all over the U.S., and particularly here in Huntsville , and we have published such results for decades . Here's a statement by Secretary Cohen (then U.S. Secretary of Defense) 1997 on the subject, in a direct quotation:

              "Others are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nationsIt's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our efforts, and that's why this is so important."

      there's a reason why we've been kept in a naive little world, and it isn't for good reasons! here's a thought for you. if we started off as hunter gatherers, then how did we all of a sudden start building pyramids and cities in the desert and having laws, maths, reading, writing, beer.. etc... if "gods" came down out of the sky tomorrow, what would we call them?

      could we have been genetically engineered by "gods" from primitive ape man.. it would explain the missing link!

      truth is stranger than fiction!!

    5. Re:Snowglobe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine the guys that the US troops are shooting at.

      They may not want it, but the USA called a war down, and now they're stuck with it.

    6. Re:Snowglobe by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      We live in a relatively closed system. If we were trying to "heat" you up, that heat will come back around and hit our west coast. But, as with most conspiracies, it's hilarious to watch at least. Somehow people think we can come up with a grand scheme to manipulate the weather of foreign nations, put it into action, _and_ keep it quiet, yet our government can't figure out how to win a simple war and keep the documents classified during it (WikiLeaks/Afghanistan)?

      Manhattan Project. I hear two localized areas in Japan got very hot very fast.

    7. Re:Snowglobe by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I used to find conspiracy theories hilarious. Then diseases started returned and children started dying because people started to believe some conspiracy theory.

      Big Pharma, Vaccines, and a variety of other medical 'out to get you' conspiracies.
      It's gotten so bad, then a being ignorant about a subject somehow makes you better then the experts.

      Now I realize how subversive they really can be. So no, there not funny any more.

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  13. lol by Carebears · · Score: 1

    This news makes me wanna play some Command And Conquer.

    1. Re:lol by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Makes me want to reinstall "Evil Genius"

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  14. Standards have surely fallen by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If something like this makes the front page at slashdot, what's next? Roswell aliens, JFK Conspiracy theories, how about the 9/11 conspiracy saying the fed's were behind everything? Is it possible to have the slightest bit of editorial standards at this website?

    1. Re:Standards have surely fallen by rotide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The best part is.. This is great.. It's filed under "Science".. I would have chosen Idle, but Conspiracy theories are Science now and fully /. worthy.

    2. Re:Standards have surely fallen by Type44Q · · Score: 0, Troll

      If something like this makes the front page at slashdot, what's next? Roswell aliens, JFK Conspiracy theories, how about the 9/11 conspiracy saying the fed's were behind everything?

      Yeah, 'cause it's not like there was ever any reason to doubt the official explanation for JFK's death or anything like that... As for 9/11, those charges that you all heard going off [if you were watching the event in realtime on national news]? You didn't. Now move along...

    3. Re:Standards have surely fallen by gman003 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was funny. Maybe there should be a "Unintentional Comedy" section.

    4. Re:Standards have surely fallen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for 9/11, those charges that you all heard going off [if you were watching the event in realtime on national news]? You didn't. Now move along...

      Oh not this thoroughly-debunked shit again...

    5. Re:Standards have surely fallen by Monsuco · · Score: 1

      If something like this makes the front page at slashdot, what's next? Roswell aliens, JFK Conspiracy theories, how about the 9/11 conspiracy saying the fed's were behind everything? Is it possible to have the slightest bit of editorial standards at this website?

      Failing that, I want an article saying Roswell aliens killed JFK and caused 9/11.

    6. Re:Standards have surely fallen by dave420 · · Score: 1

      The charges? The ones that looked and sounded exactly like the air in the towers, compressed by falling floors above them, exploding out of the windows? Oh, right.

    7. Re:Standards have surely fallen by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Next on /.; Lee Harvey Oswald actually survived secret hit man Jack Ruby's assassination attempt only run to secret base in the Antarctic to found the "World Mayhem Organization" and hires top Nazi Scientists to create Global Warming Ray. Russia only country to find the evidence.

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    8. Re:Standards have surely fallen by spitzak · · Score: 1

      JFK and Marylin Monroe are living together in the secret moonbase that the Nazi's built but the US aquired after the war.

    9. Re:Standards have surely fallen by WoodenTable · · Score: 1

      Jeez, lighten up folks. It's obviously just a misfile due to a lack of punctuation in the slashdot categories.

      I mean, we all know Climate-Altering Laser Doomsday Device stories are supposed to be filed under SCIENCE!!!

    10. Re:Standards have surely fallen by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      I bet you think we invaded Iraq to look for WMDs. And we invaded Afghanistan to find Osama.

      Ok Mr. Guy-Who-Trusts-The-Government, why did we invade these countries? Nobody I know has any clue. A lot of people made a lot of money because of 9/11. They had the motive and the means to pull it off. You also notice that no "Terrorist" organizations claimed responsibility for 9/11 immediately after it happened? Sure smarty, there was nothing fishy about 9/11.

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  15. Better targets by KDN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it was real you would think we would pick better targets such as:

    1. Iran
    2. North Korea
    3. Yemen
    4. Venezuela

    Oh but I guess picking bad targets must be part of the conspiracy because that would hide the conspiracy. But then, knowing that I know that they know that I know then they would pick good targets.

    1. Re:Better targets by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      We're actually on speaking terms with the Yemeni government...we just want to bomb their terrorists.

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    2. Re:Better targets by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That was my thought.

      These guys need to wake up: the cold war ended decades ago, when Russia fell to pieces.

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    3. Re:Better targets by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      We tried... The origional version had only 2 settings... Good and Evil.

      we tried evil and it started targeting Washington DC..

      So the scientists redesigned it to have levels of evil and it seems that it's not a fine enough of an adjustment yet.

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    4. Re:Better targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ach you've got it completely backwards. We're actually good friends with Iran, North Korea, Yemen and Venezuela. We've only been pretending to hate them, and visa versa to cover up the fact that we still want to invade Russia.

      Stage one, was the mind control serum we put in their softdrinks,

      Stage two, was the subliminal messages embedded in their porn.

      Stage three, was stealing their natzi gold, hidden in exported Russian vodka crates.

      Stage four, is the weather machine.

      Stage five, is still in the process of being implemented, but here's a hint -- sad clown hookers and sardines.

    5. Re:Better targets by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      How about...

      There was a lot of Oil on the water, absorbing more surface light than water would, heating the air disproportionately.
      Air traffic is diverted around the area leading to fewer contrails and fewer clouds forming (you should have seen the weather in Europe in spring when that Volcano erupted. Not a cloud in the sky for 2 weeks in London!
      As a result of the above 2, you get dispropotionate warming, that could easily affect the gulf stream in significant enough ways.
      Europe being cloudless for almost a month in spring with the volcano doesn't help much either with rain...

    6. Re:Better targets by llvllatrix · · Score: 1

      Hey guys, Canada here. Friendly fire?

    7. Re:Better targets by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      No need, those countries are already doing a fine job of changing their climate on their own.

    8. Re:Better targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was real you would think we would pick better targets such as:

            1.

            2. North Korea
            3. Yemen
            4. Venezuela

      They do, as well as several additional ones. You might be surprised by some of them:

      - The US itself, especially the South, but really allot of it in many different ways

      - Pakistan

      - China

      many others too

    9. Re:Better targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't know anything about strategic warfare. If this were real, Russia would be a prime target.

      There's not much point in administering resources toward weakening countries that aren't nearly as strong.

  16. Somebody has to do it... by Bishop923 · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK I'll take the bullet and get the meme out of the way so we can focus on serious-business /. discussion.

    "In Soviet Russia, Climate changes you!"

    1. Re:Somebody has to do it... by halivar · · Score: 1

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of these devices. We could terraform Titan!

    2. Re:Somebody has to do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To ensure no memes get out. This link will self destruct when the expires.
      http://www.vortexforces.com/insovietrussia-climatechange.png

    3. Re:Somebody has to do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You won't believe how close to the truth you are.

    4. Re:Somebody has to do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's just angry because his super-secret climate changing weapon doesn't work.

    5. Re:Somebody has to do it... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Conspiracy makes Crazy People!

  17. Why don't the just... by Securityemo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't they just stuff the civilians into some bunkers and Iron Curtain them, until the weather clears?

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    1. Re:Why don't the just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they have bunkers in RA2. Nice joke though.

    2. Re:Why don't the just... by Securityemo · · Score: 1

      They have, in RA3. The soviet engineers can build them as their special ability.

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  18. Re:This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by drewhk · · Score: 1

    All your precious bodily fluids belong to us.

  19. Contradiction in terms? by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One might be a "Political Scientist" in much the same way as one might be an "Honest Politician".

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    1. Re:Contradiction in terms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK they sacked the science advisor and replaced with a YES man idiot. Oh and they changed the terms of employment for other science advisors so anyone that anyone going against the political grain will be sacked. Even if that means they are reporting 'real' science that contradicts what goverment are saying... NEWS - science advisor says that all drugs should be legalised...

      The UK and US Goverment let the criminals profit and the addicts suffer. Just think if all that money made by organised gangs was brought into the goverment and was used to get people off the drugs and into something more productive. Surely that would be a better society???? Ahh but the alcohol sales would plummet.

      Political Science is the future - and will be a degree subject soon... The majority of people seem to lap up what other people say and can't be bothered to read up and look at multiple sources. So they don't question the news. That's why it's sooooo important to get google uncensored for the whole world... At least the people with brains can get up-to-date infomation and read blogs to help them research - so they empower themselves.

      Just dont trust goverment or the news to tell you what's actually happening.

    2. Re:Contradiction in terms? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Political science is a legitimate field, the study of politics as a social phenomenon. In this instance it's completely irrelevant to the topic, suggesting they mentioned it primarily because it includes the word "science" and makes it sound like he might have more of a clue about HAARP's abilities than your average internet conspiracy theorist.

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    3. Re:Contradiction in terms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Political Science is the future - and will be a degree subject soon...

      Does anybody else find it hilarious that this statement precedes a paragraph-long rant about people not reading up on things themselves or questioning sources and how we need to get Google uncensored for people with brains?

      Newsflash: Political science has been a degree subject for decades.

  20. Impossible, Russians have prior art by dpilot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Couldn't possibly happen, because the Russians have prior art on this: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Russian_Woodpecker

    The conspiracy-theories for the Russian Woodpecker were primarily mind control and weather modification.

    But then again, if they didn't patent it, maybe we could use it after all.

    Sarcasm alert - I know that citing patents and prior art against secret government weapons is silly. Sometimes the secret government weapons are, too.

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    1. Re:Impossible, Russians have prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't possibly happen, because the Russians have prior art on this: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Russian_Woodpecker

      You're more right than you know. If the Russians can promulgate a conspiracy theory sufficient to shut down HAARP, they can harm US R&D efforts in long-range communications, and in so doing, have a direct impact on US military capability.

      Wouldn't surprise me that we tried the same thing with regards to making them feel sensitive about their OTH radars :)

  21. Early bird gets the worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are just pissed cause they didn't think of it first.

  22. Aural? by MDMurphy · · Score: 1

    That would be Auroral, not Aural

    1. Re:Aural? by gedrin · · Score: 1

      Aural sounds right to me.

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    2. Re:Aural? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      No, aural was correct. They got the idea from the doomsday weapon in "Atlast Shrugged".

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  23. If the shoe fits... by RunsWithMatches · · Score: 1

    Climate weapon deniers!

  24. Proof they sell Tinfoil in Russia by meerling · · Score: 1

    Guess the USA isn't the only one with world class conspiracy nutjobs.

  25. Don't blame us.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

    We only come up with crude versions of a technological idea...

    The Japanese roll all of our technological breakthroughs into perfection and spread it around the world.

    1. Re:Don't blame us.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Perfecting a machine the creates global climate change might not have been so smart for an island nation.

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  26. The real name of the weapon.... by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 1

    ... is the AUTOMOBILE!

    Duh duh duuunnnnnnnn!

  27. And so... by confused+one · · Score: 1

    And so he's suggesting that we've used this "weapon of mass destruction", which would affect global climate and therefor harm the U.S. too. On purpose. Riiight.

    1. Re:And so... by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      and therefor harm the U.S. too.

      Not therefor, therefore. Therefor would mean for that (former) purpose; that HAARP's purpose would be to hurt the U.S. by hurting the rest of the world. He's crazy but I don't think he's quite that crazy. Therefore introduces the logical consequence (apodosis) of an hypothesis.

  28. Ah beliefs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It must be so nice to be sure you're right all the time and reject things that YOU think are "ridiculous" and "impossible" based on your limited knowledge of things.
    When you do a bit of proper research, you'll find such topic was already being very seriously discussed in the 1950s, and even specific pieces of international agreements explicitly banning the development and use of such weapons. And the whole internet conspiracy bandwagon wasn't born yet.

  29. Then Block Idle Already by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

    The best part is.. This is great.. It's filed under "Science".. I would have chosen Idle, but Conspiracy theories are Science now and fully /. worthy.

    Actually it's filed under both science and idle so to be fair it would have been blocked if you took the time to block 'idle' in your preferences. I've probably outlined how to do that a hundred times in posts and heavily recommend it so we don't have to continually put up with discussions on why Slashdot is so craptacular. Your other option is to just stop reading it all together as I'm sure most of the people that complain don't bother to tweak the preferences options that have been there since as long as I've been reading.

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    1. Re:Then Block Idle Already by rotide · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do block certain things, but for some reason they still get through anyways. Book reviews, aka Slashvertisements, I have those blocked, guess what though, they still show up for me. Blocking on this site has never worked for my account. So keep saying to click the block button and I'll keep verifying I have it checked yet it won't do anything.

    2. Re:Then Block Idle Already by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      So, your advice is that we should just ignore things that annoy us, rather than wasting our time decrying them?

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    3. Re:Then Block Idle Already by geekoid · · Score: 1

      he never said he didn't like idle, just that this should only be filed under idle.

      Maybe he hates idle, I don't know but you knee jerk over reaction is, quite frankly, stupid of you.

      Yeah, if he complained about the existence of Idle you would have had a point..but he didn't.

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    4. Re:Then Block Idle Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid huh? Then how do you explain this?

  30. HAARP/moon landing conspiracies are BS, but.... by rclandrum · · Score: 1

    It occurred to me that many people might not believe we ever landed on the moon because we cannot do it today - and if we were ever able to do this, why would we be so stupid as to throw the ability away?. I wonder what else falls into that category? What other things have we achieved as a nation that we could no longer do without some serious rethinking and lead time?

    1. Re:HAARP/moon landing conspiracies are BS, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, when did we lose the ability to make a rocket? Or a spacecraft? Or a lunar lander? We didn't lose that ability, we no longer have the original plans for the original pieces of equipment. That doesn't mean we can't do it again.
      Your comment is like saying we can't make a wax cylinder phonograph because the original plans were lost. We could make one whenever we really wanted to (and in the case of Apollo, really REALLY wanted to) but the tech is so out of date and the reasons for making one so limited that there is no point. You wouldn't listen to wax cylinders as your main music medium, why would you fly to the moon in a rocket and spacecraft designed half a century ago?

    2. Re:HAARP/moon landing conspiracies are BS, but.... by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      Truth?
      Justice?
      The American way?

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    3. Re:HAARP/moon landing conspiracies are BS, but.... by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what happened with the first transatlantic telegraph cable. It went into service in August 1857, and failed in September 1857. By the time most people had heard about it, it was already broken and many believed it was a hoax. There were several failed attempts before a successful transatlantic cable run had been made again (a decade later). There wasn't much understanding of reactance either, so it took about 2 minutes for every character. (The first telegraph sent over it took 17 hours.)

    4. Re:HAARP/moon landing conspiracies are BS, but.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "..we cannot do it today"

      Yes, we can. If congress said here is the check and the dead line, we would get there. Probably in 7 years.

      Yes, we can't launch today, but keeping the infrastructure maintained to be able to do that with no actual desire to go would have been stupid.

      " why would we be so stupid as to throw the ability away?"
      we didn't.

      "we achieved as a nation that we could no longer do without some serious rethinking and lead time?"
      now your changing the goal post.

      Ever major project we have ever done would need rethinking because the technology has changed. However most are going through a process of rethinking every day.

      We we were to replace the Golden Gate Bridge, I would be done differently.

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    5. Re:HAARP/moon landing conspiracies are BS, but.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "he first telegraph sent over it took 17 hours.)"

      Pedantic correction:
      he first telegraph sent over took only 17 hours.)

      Context is important.

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    6. Re:HAARP/moon landing conspiracies are BS, but.... by mcornelius · · Score: 1

      Pedantic correction:

      "The first telegraph sent over it took 17 hours."

      The difference between "17 hours" or "only 17 hours" is in emphasis, not formalized rules, so it's not a pedantic difference. The fact that it took 17 hours is impressive at a time when it took weeks otherwise, but to emphasize that point, when comparing comparing the hoax-believers of the day to moon hoaxers would be moronic (because it's irrelevant to the point I was making).

      "Over it" is definitely the appropriate prepositioning. That sentence needed to explicitly identify the medium and carrier of the signal to convey the intended meaning.

  31. I thought Putin wanted it warmer by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Informative

    Seriously, wasn't Putin saying something a few years ago that he would welcome global warming, inasmuch as Russia would benefit due to longer growing seasons, more tractable land, etc.?

    Here we go: 'Putin pointed out that "an increase of two or three degrees wouldn't be so bad for a northern country like Russia. We could spend less on fur coats, and the grain harvest would go up".'

    According to the article, there was some disagreement if this was just snarky or held a "grain" of truth.

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    1. Re:I thought Putin wanted it warmer by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Putin is actually quite correct. Russia is one of the few countries on that planet which would significantly benefit from global warming. Most of its populated areas are well above and away from the reach of any rising water levels, and the climate in them would only get milder. On the other hand, it would result in a lot of permafrost in Siberia thawing - some of that would end up suitable for agriculture, but even where it's not the case, it would provide for easier access to natural resources stored within.

      I suspect it might be why Russian official science organizations are very much in denial about the whole AGW thing...

    2. Re:I thought Putin wanted it warmer by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      I give you the resource thing, but I am not really sure if any meaningful amount of arable land would be gained by the thawing of Siberia's permafrost. I'd rather suspect that you end up with a vast, stinking, mosquito-infested swamp. Of course you could drain that, but that again takes work, so no immediate benefit. As for the European part of Russia, the continental climate might actually see more pronounced extremes - even harsher winters and hotter and drier summers. That might not be good at all for Russian agriculture. Of course, such localized predictions are to be taken with a huge grain of salt.

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  32. However you feel about HAARP... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    However you feel about HAARP, Russia also has a similar program (in terms of hardware)

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  33. not a myth by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

    Unlike global warming, this is not a myth and the truth will not be denied. {/sarcasm}
    \/* I didn't know they had teabagheads in Russia, too */

  34. Re:This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? According to this guy's logic it makes perfect sense to endanger the harvest and therefore risk civil unrest in a country with a large nuclear arsenal...

    Personally, I still think the easter bunny is the true culprit!

  35. PEBKAC by eldavojohn · · Score: 0, Troll

    Actually, I do block certain things, but for some reason they still get through anyways. Book reviews, aka Slashvertisements, I have those blocked, guess what though, they still show up for me. Blocking on this site has never worked for my account. So keep saying to click the block button and I'll keep verifying I have it checked yet it won't do anything.

    Here's a big hint: if you're using the dynamic (new) index it's not about checking a box. It's about excluding 'idle' and putting it into the Other Terms to Exclude box under the Exclusions tab. DO NOT click on Classic Indexes and Slashdboxes. Believe it or not, there are some people that still prefer classic index and that's what those preferences are for. It just took me five seconds to exclude all things marked 'idle' and I verified that yes it does work -- you can do it too. I know you can. I believe in you.

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    1. Re:PEBKAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, when you help people on Slashdot, you're a Troll.

  36. Re:This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    Wow, I have to disagree with you, that site is amazingly ridiculous. At least HAARP is actually shooting radio waves at the upper atmosphere, which means there is at least something could fool the ignorant that the US may be messing with the weather (a basic understanding of radio waves will clear this up for you, though).

    Alexi Chiu is just downright out there. Wear this ring and take my Gorgeouspil(tm) and within one day your bones will start to restructure! You will be beautiful and immortal!

    The saddest part of the whole thing is he's actually got a patent on the ring, and is working on a patent on the pill.

    His other site is even worse.

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  37. I thought it _was_ the Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  38. Dictators always need external enemies by BerntB · · Score: 1

    American climate weapons fits in a bit too well with:
    Dictators must have external enemies. And people in non-democracies tend to believe in conspiracies -- after all, they live in one.

    Let us hope this is a crank, or we should be sad (and scared!) about where Russia is going... :-(

    I assume it is the Russian oil's fault. Countries with too much of their export income from natural resources never become democracies, if they weren't one already. (See "Resource curse".)

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  39. weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we don't need no stinkin' climate change weapon - the people of the US just don't give a shit about what happens to the environment - especially if it takes away from our self-gratification

  40. This already exists.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in Red Alert 2.

    http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/Weather_control_device

  41. In Soviet Russia Climate Changes YOU! by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In Soviet Russia Climate Changes YOU!

  42. Hanlon's Razor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

    Alternatively, Heinlein's Razor, "You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity"

  43. Duh, science vs war conspiracies... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Somehow people think we can come up with a grand scheme to manipulate the weather of foreign nations, put it into action, _and_ keep it quiet, yet our government can't figure out how to win a simple war and keep the documents classified during it (WikiLeaks/Afghanistan)?

    Well yeah. Wars necessarily involve many thousands of people and many planners at all levels. Even if you have a genius general, their subordinates still have to make decisions, and the general is unlikely to have a complete view of the theater. And regardless of the quality of planning, the orders and information necessary to fight necessarily pass through many hands.

    Compare with the climate change conspiracy theory. You pretty much just need one genius scientist to come up with the "alter climate over Russia but somehow not the U.S." device willing to sacrifice their morals to see their vision come to fruition, one zealous DARPA manager willing to do anything for the Stars and Stripes to manage the scientist and all the contractors (who don't have to know what purpose the sub-components they are building are for -- see Primer or Cube), and one high-level administrator to shovel the money at the project and not ask questions (for plausible deniability of course).

    One mad scientist, one mad agent, and one corrupt official. Much easier to keep the lid on. The only flaw with this though is that there's usually a plucky hero (preferably a slinky girl ninja spy) who infiltrates the organization in order to uncover the conspiracy... Unfortunately all the people who suspect the truth are only able to complain about it on the intertubes.

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    1. Re:Duh, science vs war conspiracies... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      One mad scientist, one mad agent, and one corrupt official. Much easier to keep the lid on. The only flaw with this though is that there's usually a plucky hero (preferably a slinky girl ninja spy) who infiltrates the organization in order to uncover the conspiracy..

      Not always

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  44. Russian propaganda channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a television, but when I visited my family for a week, my dad showed me one of his favorite channels he gets since the digita: a Russian propaganda channel (sorry, "news" channel!) in the English language. It was amazing. It was like Fox News, except from the other direction. The talking heads were cute slavic chicks with Australian accents. The stories were about a variety of things, but several of them were either about something bad the U.S. was supposedly doing, or something embarassing that had happened to the U.S. Also, many of the stories were late, giving a uniquely Russian-government "spin" to events that I'd read about on the Internet a week or two earlier.

    Anyway it was pretty interesting to see this Russian government propaganda news show side by side with the American corporate propaganda news shows. They were like two sides of the same coin.

    1. Re:Russian propaganda channel by jythie · · Score: 1

      Damn. Now I want to see this channel! That actually does sound interesting.

      Reminds me of a Japanese news site I follow... it is always fascinating to see the site report on the same stories as American ones and having a completely different tone.. sometimes even different (but not contractory) facts presented.

    2. Re:Russian propaganda channel by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it's RT.

    3. Re:Russian propaganda channel by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      With neither providing any visibility of the thin layer of fact in the middle.

    4. Re:Russian propaganda channel by socz · · Score: 1

      Television in the U.S of N.A. is VERY censored. I learned this while living abroad for about a year. I heard AND saw what was REALLY going on in the war when the U.S. was only reporting "foreign casualties." On one hand, I understand for reasons of moral, on the other why hide the truth simply for politics? But then again, it's all a game isn't it? We're just the ones being controlled by the players.

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    5. Re:Russian propaganda channel by jythie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would less call it 'censored' and more selectively reported in order to appeal to viewers, since viewers are what drive advertising revenue. People generally do not want to hear bad things about their country unless it is bad things they can attribute to people they already do not like.. and when they do, they vote with their dollars and view elsewhere.

      No conspiracy or control needed.. just simple economics and self interest on the part of the networks.

    6. Re:Russian propaganda channel by Reapman · · Score: 1

      Are you SURE it's censored? Here's the test I usually use to figure it out:

      Am I able to find anything on TV that says bad things about the country or it's leader? If yes, not censored, just as the other post said filtered to better sell ratings. Big difference in my opinion.

      For example I can turn on the TV and tune into a US station and find several channels / shows that say bad things about Obama and/or his policies. Countries such as Russia, as has been reported to me, do not have such a thing about Putin, at least not on any of the major news outlets.

      As always facts to the contrary to what I said are appreciated. Last I heard reporting on something boneheaded that the Russian government has done is a good way to disappear.

    7. Re:Russian propaganda channel by causality · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would less call it 'censored' and more selectively reported in order to appeal to viewers, since viewers are what drive advertising revenue. People generally do not want to hear bad things about their country unless it is bad things they can attribute to people they already do not like.. and when they do, they vote with their dollars and view elsewhere. No conspiracy or control needed.. just simple economics and self interest on the part of the networks.

      EIther way the media controls public opinion and the media is driven by an agenda. In some ways a conspiracy would be "better" since it would likely make mistakes at some point. No, this is worse. This is the work of "true believers". A conspirator in the usual sense knows he is lying, knows he is up to no good, has to keep his story straight. None of that applies to a true believer who can see it no other way.

      If you want a fascinating look at the way our media is, just do some research on how they report anything remotely gun-control related. A person legally carrying a firearm stops a crime? The news media says "the attacker was subdued until police arrived". A criminal illegally uses a gun to commit a crime? You get the detailed, moment-by-moment account of the struggle, because guns are bad and independent action even worse, mmkay? There is a definite agenda. It carries a definitely discernable message. One or two stories here and there are one thing but this pattern is amazingly consistent. So are many others. Really, look up this topic and see for yourself how egregious it really is. I am not remotely beginning to describe the depth of it.

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    8. Re:Russian propaganda channel by jythie · · Score: 1

      I am quite familiar with the topic. I simply attribute such things to market forces while you are attributing them to a social agenda. Different motivation, same net result.

    9. Re:Russian propaganda channel by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you weren't watching Naked News?

    10. Re:Russian propaganda channel by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      NILF. The Oz accent is puzzling, that and the curious garb, but the news honeys do the job. As per Monty Python: "Princes had become rare, indeed, as rare as an Australian virgin." But where's the 2 minutes hate? Even a piece on the 1983 incident that brought us all to the brink of WWIII is presented in a calm and reasonable tone, with nary a bit of invective. I was hoping for something along the lines of What fits into Russia.

    11. Re:Russian propaganda channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, how many are aware that there is a war going on in the DMZ of the Koreas? Has anyone seen this footage on U.S. TV news? ANY US news? Or have you heard of an "on going conflict between the koreas?" It might not be an Iraq or Afghanistan, but there are shots being fired. There is always constant fear that a rocket attack can hit americans stations there.

      I always wonder how they keep american deaths out of the news when they die in korea. You can't trust anything I say, so the burden of proof lies on each who doubts what I say. I've had 2 good sources that what I have said has happened: news abroad, 2nd hand word from a family relative in a chemical special weapons unit stationed in s. korea.

      So, would that be filtering or censoring?

    12. Re:Russian propaganda channel by socz · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between censoring and filtering?

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    13. Re:Russian propaganda channel by Reapman · · Score: 1

      To me censoring is the government hiding information from the people. Filtering is the news media deciding what sells ratings and what doesn't. One indicates the government controls the media, the other indicates money controls the media.

    14. Re:Russian propaganda channel by causality · · Score: 1

      I am quite familiar with the topic. I simply attribute such things to market forces while you are attributing them to a social agenda. Different motivation, same net result.

      I don't see those as mutually exclusive. What may have begun as a market force has been in high gear for about three generations now. It was not questioned and therefore accepted as normal by most. Now it's become a sort of orthodoxy and only its "faithful" seem to get promoted to prominent positions in mainstream media. That makes it equivalent to a social agenda.

      I see no contradiction because social agenda is the "what" and perhaps market forces are the "why" or the "how". I question that last part, though, because a few things weaken it.

      There is not a lot of diversity of content among the mainstream television news networks. There is very little diversity of ownership of them. The content and coverage are amazingly uniform. Where they compete it's in the form of who can hire the hottest women to be the news anchors.

      Other forms of media that also compete for "hard news" consumers like talk radio and Web sites have a much wider range of viewpoints and decisions about what gets covered. So if you want something that qualitatively competes with the mainstream television news offerings, you have to go to another type of media entirely.

      I don't see the vigorous competition for viewers that would make market forces the dominant influence, though I don't discount them entirely. Because of that and because of other things I see that are difficult to substantiate, it's clear to me that there is a better explanation.

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  45. Global Thermo War by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    The only way to win is not to play it

  46. Shades of Tom Bearden! by timholman · · Score: 1

    To me, the most amusing aspect of this conspiracy theory is that it so perfectly mirrors the conspiracy theory that Tom Bearden (www.cheniere.org) has been spouting over the years, i.e. that the Russians developed "scalar electromagnetic" weapons during the Cold War, and have been using them to create earthquakes, steer hurricanes at the U.S. (e.g. Katrina), and cause most of the unusual weather (heat waves, cold snaps, droughts, etc.) that the U.S. has experienced in the past couple of decades.

    So now I guess we've begun shooting back at the Russians with scalar EM weapons of our own. Clearly, the world is now doomed. Let the scalar EM wars begin!

  47. Slashdot. by dangitman · · Score: 1

    News for Nutcases. Stuff that oh my god the evil government control rays and the zionist lion tamers with the hurting my brain Matters.

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  48. HAARP by jpapon · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I worked with HAARP for several years, including conducting several experiments at the facility itself. While it is certainly a neat piece of hardware, there's absolutely nothing sinister going on there. I tried to explain what we were doing at the facility to some of the tin-foil-hat-wearing locals, but unfortunately they didn't even want to try to understand.

    It's just a big microwave pointed at the sky. It illuminates a stream of charged particles which circle the earth at high latitude, known as the electrojets. By heating and cooling this stream of particles in the ionosphere, we were able to modulate a signal onto the electrojet (since it's conductivity is temperature dependent), turning the electrojet into a gigantic low frequency antenna. We used the signals generated to study the ionosphere and magnetosphere of the earth.

    As much as I would like to be able to claim that it can be used to control the weather, such far-fetched notions are pure fantasies, spawned from the minds of those who don't understand the physics of space plasmas. Or have any notion of what a plasma is. Or how weather patterns are created. I mean hell, we were barely able to use it to generate a coherent signal using the electrojet (already quite the feat of science). How the hell could we use it to affect the weather???

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    1. Re:HAARP by Syberz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, yes, yes... that's all very nice, but how good is it at making popcorn more efficiently?

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    2. Re:HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How the hell could we use it to affect the weather???"

      I don't say HAARP is a weather/climate change weapon. But it does not seem unreasonable to think that all that power pointed at a layer of clouds would do something to those clouds.
      Weather control as such is hardly non-existent http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_control. Yet is it often thrown on the same pile as HAARP conspiracy nonsense.

    3. Re:HAARP by gumpish · · Score: 1

      I mean hell, we were barely able to use it to generate a coherent signal using the electrojet (already quite the feat of science). How the hell could we use it to affect the weather???

      Unintended consequences

    4. Re:HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you say that. You're in on it, you weather altering son of a bitch!

    5. Re:HAARP by Matheus · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's exactly what the conspiracy would WANT you to say...

    6. Re:HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well when you put it like that (a big microwave pointed at the sky. It illuminates a stream of charged particles which circle the earth at high latitude), it doesn't seem crazy at all.

      I mean, why would you want to turn the ionsphere into a giant antenna? Couldn't have anything to do with Top Secret stuff, could it??

      (puts on tinfoil hat)

    7. Re:HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's just a big microwave pointed at the sky. "

      Oh, phew. That should be fine then. Now, where did I leave my tin foil hat?...

    8. Re:HAARP by Trelane · · Score: 2, Informative

      I mean, why would you want to turn the ionsphere into a giant antenna?

      I do it all the time, after a fashion. It's amateur radio, and we use ionospheric skips to get over the horizon.

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    9. Re:HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that since you don't know how it could be used for that, then it can't be used for that?

    10. Re:HAARP by jpapon · · Score: 1
      Do you have any idea the amount of energy it would take to affect the Earth's weather patterns with microwave radiation?

      HAARP is powered by four diesel locomotives that have been converted to a power plant. That may seem like alot of power (it burns about $60,000 in fuel per hour of operation), but you have to consider the scales on which weather phenomena occur.

      Think of it this way. The earth's weather is generated by (among other things) a combination of the Moon's gravity (tides), Solar radiation, and the spin of the Earth. The amount of energy generated by these processes is (many) orders of magnitude beyond anything man-made, with perhaps the exception of thermo-nuclear bombs.

      And for the idiot who claimed HAARP generates "billions" of watts of power... well I just can't help you. HAARP generates a MAXIMUM of about 4MW. The diesel engines can maybe generate 10MW. Where do these lunatics think HAARP gets these billions of watts from? Some gigantic hidden powerplant that generates no exhaust, noise, or smell?

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    11. Re:HAARP by jpapon · · Score: 1

      I do it all the time, after a fashion. It's amateur radio, and we use ionospheric skips to get over the horizon.

      Yeah, sort of. That's really just the ionosphere refracting your wave back down to Earth. Once you get to a certain density of charged particles, the atmosphere begins to bend waves, much in the same way light bends when it enters a medium of different density like glass.

      This is slightly heating and cooling a long stream of rapidly moving charge particles circling the arctic region. I'll point out that something like the space shuttle releases LOADS more heat into the ionosphere than HAARP ever could.

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    12. Re:HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAARP is powered by four diesel locomotives that have been converted to a power plant. That may seem like alot of power (it burns about $60,000 in fuel per hour of operation)
      This is seriously fishy. At a price of $3/galon $60,000 is 20,000 galons consumed in an hour, or 5.5 gallons (22 liters) each second. This is several times more than Boeing 747 jet consumes. No way four diesel locomotimes consumes fuel on that rate. Sorry, conspiracy confirmed!!

    13. Re:HAARP by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      This is seriously fishy. At a price of $3/galon ...

      Yo, Dude! HAARP is in ALASKA! Fuel is a tad pricier there.

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    14. Re:HAARP by geekoid · · Score: 1

      When can we use it to replace communication satellites?

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    15. Re:HAARP by Trelane · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sort of

      Right; that's the meaning of "after a fashion." ;)

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    16. Re:HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How the hell could we use it to affect the weather??? "
      By pointing a hugely powerful microwave at the upper ionosphere ?

  49. It's True! by mweather · · Score: 1

    This is actually true. We call this climate changing weapon an "automobile".

  50. Well of course by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Because it combines two things Slashdot seems to love: Global warming and the US being evil.

  51. HAARP? by HeckRuler · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's a weird spelling of SUV.

    1. Re:HAARP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, Cyrillic just looks funny to westerners...

      - T

  52. Why is the US HAARP? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    Other countries have similar instillations.

    HIPAS, near Fairbanks, Alaska, one at the Arecibo Observatory. The European Incoherent Scatter Scientific Association (EISCAT) near Tromsø, Norway.

    Russia has the Sura Ionospheric Heating Facility, in Vasilsursk near Nizhniy Novgorod.

  53. Sweet! We've got the Weather Dominator! by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    "No force on earth is a match for...Nature! Gone! Mad! Mwahahahaha!"

    Only an elite team of Joes can stop us now. Wait, does that make us the bad guys?

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  54. apparently Russia has a drug problem. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    we have a "gimme!" issue, not a weapons issue, here.

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  55. Remo Williams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Remo Williams took care of this problem.

  56. Yeah well, like Americans can look forward by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    If Americans could look into the future, then would they have supported the rebels against the soviet union that ended up biting them instead?

    Or supported Adolf Hitler to stop communism?

    Your argument falls flat as it relies on Americans having the foresight to think of the consequences of their actions. They do not.

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  57. dont **** where you eat? by codemaster2b · · Score: 1

    Both Russia and America are part of the same ecosystem; anything devastating enough to affect Russia at any scale would in turn affect us.

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  58. Coast to Coast AM is not a news program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The potheads who call the show obviously think it is, but I would have thought the Russians wouldn't have fallen for it. Does this guy have a drinking problem?

  59. Tried to sell it to the Chinese... by amacbride · · Score: 1

    We tried to sell a productized climate-change weapon to the Chinese; it's called a "Hummer"

  60. It's not HAARP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not HAARP, it's all of the damn soccer moms hauling their kids around in SUVs, making 17 trips a day.

  61. star wars program... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what the star wars program was all about, and still is, although the gov. will never tell you.
    We know so little when it comes to what our gov. are doing. I am glad I live in Canada, where our navy is about 5 ships long, and our army is more known to be useful for UN jigs, then real military coos.

  62. Not a problem... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This can be defeated by the: Guided Universal Indepednant Not Near Earth Survival System, or GUINNESS.

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  63. It's no more nuts than any AGW denialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's no more nuts than any AGW denialist or Sen Inholfe, Chrissy Monckton, Tony Watts and the rest of the denialist whack-job brigade who are CERTAIN this is all a leftist liberal communistic nazi plan to install a One World Order.

    Is it.

  64. Killing for the profit of oil & weapons invest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "destabilize environmental and agricultural systems"

    The U.S. government kills anyone, anywhere if it will make money for someone who secretly holds the strings of power. Climate destabilization is trivial by comparison.

    Vietnam is an example. The poisons are still there. People are still dying from the land mines. Bombs costing more than a car were dropped on poor farmers.

  65. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

    "destabilize environmental and agricultural systems"

    The U.S. government kills anyone, anywhere if it will make money for someone who secretly holds the strings of power. Climate destabilization is trivial by comparison.

    Vietnam is an example. The poisons are still there. People are still dying from the land mines. Bombs costing more than a car were dropped on poor farmers.

    And in what way was the Vietnam war in any way profitable for anybody? There was no money to be made on that war.

    And to be fair, if the farmers had stopped supporting the Geurilla VC (1970's speak for terrorist) then we wouldn't have been dropping bombs on them.

  66. if HAARP is a US climate control weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Then the US is far behind the Russians, who had a far powerful climate control weapon decades earlier.

    It was called Radio Moscow, at one time (and perhaps still) by the far the biggest shortwave broadcaster in the world.

    HAARP is basically little more than a big shortwave transmitter pointing up. The only reason that HAARP exists at all is that an unfinished military radar base at Gakona AK was cancelled with the end of the Cold War. It sat in mothballs for a while until a bunch of physicists came up with the idea for HAARP if only they could glom onto the facility, and Ted Stevens got them the funding to do it.

    The conspiracy theories came fast and furious afterwards, given that in remains a military-owned facility. But that basically just means that in some time in the future, the military could kick HAARP out and reclaim the facility. It's unlikely that would ever happen.

    It is true that HAARP has some terrible PR. It's a bunch of scientists who, although they are quite happy to talk about what they work on, operate on a shoestring budget and simply can't be bothered to produce glossy PR handouts. When they have their open house every few years, they pretty much have to shut down down everything they do to put on their show-and-tell...all of which further enables the tinfoil-hat crowd. Even their web page is run externally and infrequently updated.

    Everything they do is non-classified, but they're so disorganized with their public outreach that it's damn difficult for the general public to follow what they're up to there.

    They would be better off if their had a full-time public affairs person whose job it was to produce glossy handouts, perhaps even a more or less regular journal with a reasonable level of technical content, and make the web page useful. One thing that became clear during the 2010 open house is that there are quite a few local people who have a fairly good layman's grasp of science and engineering (e.g., lots of ham radio operators). The Q&A session after the presentation quickly got quite technical.

  67. Land management by kyuubiunl · · Score: 0

    Right, it couldn't be that china has an expansionist policy with a huge farming population. A farming community that is making the EXACT same soil management mistakes we made prior to the dust bowl. They need to admit they can't conquer the soil of their country, the same as we couldn't in the midwest.. If you don't work the land right, this happens.

  68. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by crakbone · · Score: 2, Informative

    "And in what way was the Vietnam war in any way profitable for anybody?" Weapons sales? Vietnam war ushered in a whole new weapons system (M-16) for US soldiers and brand new vehicles, as well as new body armor, clothing and defoliants. It was a cash cow for weapons manufacture. Shoot we were dropping brand new helicopters off of ships when we left and left a number of large weapons caches as well. We didn't even blow them up.

  69. It's called SUV's by Bruha · · Score: 1

    The Russians are wrong, we have the ultimate climate change weapon. Soccer Moms and their SUV's.

  70. Die Another Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh nooooooo... it's the Icarus project that US stole from Koreans after Bond and Jinx defeated Gustav Graves

  71. Yep - Re:Truth is perspective by uss · · Score: 0

    During the cold war, it was the USA that feared the Soviets -- about the Soviet plans to spread black carbon powder all over the arctic, to achieve two goals:- 1. More land for Soviets that is livable and Cultivable. 2. Drown the major US cities.
    Heck I still remember reading many news articles in our magazines, back in the 70s, that went on and on on this topic.

    Or, it could just be a psychological shock to the ex-soviet think-tanks in Russia, who always believed Global Warming was nothing but beneficial for Russia ( and now it turns out its not).
    When you undergo such shock, your mind does not need to be on drugs to come up with irrational thoughts.

  72. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "destabilize environmental and agricultural systems"

    Such as by requiring carbon taxes and climate mitigation fees be paid to UN members?

  73. Conspiracy by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Conspiracy happens every day. Most USA politicians conspire for a living to do the bidding of their corporate masters. The word conspiracy used to not be loaded with anti-thought connotations. In fact, its quite likely some PR people working for government or industry helped destroy the word conspiracy; I wonder how much harder it is to convict some people of criminal conspiracy as a result of this word losing its meaning? (not that conspiracy law was ever fair in the 1st place, that is another issue.)

    Today, Nixon would never have been caught for the watergate conspiracy; true the redefinition of "conspiracy" would not be the sole cause but it would play a significant role in Nixon getting away with it.

    As far as the US military.... if HAARP could do things other than simple radio messages they'd probably have studied it long ago and it would still be classified so we can only guess what it is if anything and wonder if they'd ever deploy it and risk exposure of its existence - resulting in reverse engineering by the enemy; as is the case when any new weapon is discovered by the other side. The US military has been involved in far more conspiracies than most Americans could comprehend that are KNOWN and surely have more that are unknown. A recent but simple example would be Pat Tillman.

    We do know the Pentagon has taken climate change seriously and has assessed its benefits and threats and some papers are public on this - not about controlling it, but on understanding how it will impact our military and economic strength. We do better than most nations according to their estimate, so I could see them not caring about its relative impact on our security because the rest the world gets hit harder. I highly doubt they are doing anything as far as weather control; other government groups are talking about how to mitigate climate change so if the Pentagon is thinking about it, they will be thinking about how to mitigate things for us and minimize the benefits for nations we do not like. It is likely we can't avoid helping everybody when we start climate engineering so I doubt they are giving it any serious thought at this time. BTW, Climate engineering is getting serious attention these days and I predict will be the path the big pollution nations take instead of cutting emissions; despite the risks and objection of most the poor nations. Politics is all about conspiracies.

  74. The Russians claimed weather control 13yrs ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They offered to create cyclones over Malaysia in order to clear up the smog. Maybe they did?

    "Malaysia to Battle Smog With Cyclones", by Chen May Yee, Staff Reporter of the Wall Street Journal, The Wall Street Journal, Thursday, November 13, 1997, page A19.

    http://www.thewatcher.co.uk/weird/news.htm
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/far_east/30828.stm
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/far_east/32878.stm
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/33077.stm

    http://arcticbeacon.com/books/Malaysia_to_Battle_Smog_With_Cyclones.pdf

  75. Those foreigners and their politics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "if the farmers had stopped supporting the Geurilla VC (1970's speak for terrorist) then we wouldn't have been dropping bombs on them"

    Those Vietnamese are foreigners, and foreigners are never as smart as the U.S. government, and they shouldn't be allowed to decide their own politics?

    "we wouldn't have been dropping bombs on them."

    Don't say "we". If whoever has control of the violence of the U.S. government thought that oil or weapons profits would be higher, the government would kill you and your entire family, tophermeyer. Don't believe that? Just ask the families of more than 1,000,000 Iraqis and Afghanis. In comparison, Saddam Hussein was gentle.

    1. Re:Those foreigners and their politics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In comparison, Saddam Hussein was gentle.

      Hyperbole fail.

    2. Re:Those foreigners and their politics? by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Oops.

      I had meant that line to be more dripping with sarcasm. After rereading it it sounded more serious than I meant it. I'd intended it to be satirical in drawing a parallel between the Vietnam war and the current conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan (equating Geurillas with Terrorists).

      But now that we're on the topic, you should loosen up on the tinfoil headpiece. If you think the US Government is a shadow as oppressive as Hussein was then you are seriously misinformed.

    3. Re:Those foreigners and their politics? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you think the US Government is a shadow as oppressive as Hussein was then you are seriously misinformed.

      I don't think he said anything about the US Gov't being more oppressive than Saddam, just that we killed a lot more Iraqis than Saddam did.

      We're Number One!

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    4. Re:Those foreigners and their politics? by huckamania · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Iraq_War

      The Iraqis and almost every other source available disagrees with your numbers. The only sources that do agree with you are based on extrapolating poll numbers, not hard data. Even then, many of those deaths were not caused by the coalition forces. Take a look and you will see that car bombs were the #2 cause of death.

    5. Re:Those foreigners and their politics? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Take a look and you will see that car bombs were the #2 cause of death.

      Remind us all again, what was number 1?

      We're Number One!

      You cited the article, but did you read the rather lengthy sections titled "Undercounting" and "Systematic underreporting by U.S."?

      The Iraqis and almost every other source available disagrees with your numbers.

      [emphasis mine]

      By "The Iraqis" are you referring to the Iraqi Health Ministry? The Iraqi Health Ministry of the government from before or after the 2008 elections? Before or after the 2010 elections? The Iraqi Health Ministry from the government that owes its existence to the US? Is that one of the "almost" every other source available you are pointing to from the Wikipedia article?

      I bet you believe the Iraq War only has only cost $600 billion, too.

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    6. Re:Those foreigners and their politics? by huckamania · · Score: 1

      You have 1 source that has a number that is 10 times greater then what the majority is reporting. I would bet that even you don't believe it, but it sounds really neat when you sanctimoniously repeat it to your friends at the coffee klatch.

      I don't know how much the war cost and don't care. If in 10 years Iraq is still a functioning democracy, no one else will care about the costs either. And if they are not, I bet you will find a way to blame America.

    7. Re:Those foreigners and their politics? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I don't know how much the war cost and don't care.

      President Bush, is that you?

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    8. Re:Those foreigners and their politics? by huckamania · · Score: 1

      Pope Benedict? Stay away for them kids...

  76. Cold War Rhetoric by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    Weather modification in warfare was banned by the UN during the cold war. Shortly after, claims were made that Russia was attempting to negatively influence the US weather. There may be some truth to Russian knowledge of weather control based on well known research by Nicola Tesla, and given that Russian companies are commercializing weather modification less than a decade later. The problems created by the cold war, still seem to exist. See also recent Russian spy roundup.

    1. Re:Cold War Rhetoric by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "... weather control based on well known research by Nicola Tesla"

      Shut up.

      Tesla was smart man, but a lot of his ideas didn't pan out. It seems his name is becoming the Name to choose when proving some science quakery.

      He invented a great many wonderful things still in use, but stop using him as the default 'expert' reason on why your shit should be taken as truth.

      Have some respect.

      FYI the 'weather control' involved seeding clouds so the would disperse their rain before going into another country. Thus causing a drought.

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    2. Re:Cold War Rhetoric by kaoshin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ironic that you would tell me to shut up, but then ask me to have respect. P.S. Go fuck yourself.

  77. Before you think this is BS, guys, by Khyber · · Score: 1, Troll

    Please note that the US Gov't does have patents filed for machines that control the weather, create weather, and partially weaponize weather.

    And those patents are directly tied to HAARP.

    We can destabilize a hurricane with a strong laser, or we can make the thing worse with a different laser tuning.

    I think that story was on slashdot a couple years ago.

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    1. Re:Before you think this is BS, guys, by Khyber · · Score: 0, Troll

      Heh, took me a while but it's Raytheon that developed this stuff. Raytheon also owns the HAARP patents. Raytheon is pretty heavily tied into government.

      http://www.raytheonaircraft.com/government/multi_jets.shtml#main

      Who's the idiot, again?

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    2. Re:Before you think this is BS, guys, by lennier · · Score: 1

      We can destabilize a hurricane with a strong laser, or we can make the thing worse with a different laser tuning.

      We can? Cite please?

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    3. Re:Before you think this is BS, guys, by lennier · · Score: 1

      That URL doesn't resolve. Replacing 'raytheonaircraft' with 'raytheon' doesn't work either.

      While I'm sympathetic to conspiracy theories, posting valid URLs would help your case.

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    4. Re:Before you think this is BS, guys, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting a patent issued doesn't mean that you can actually get it to work. Case and point, there was a patent issued for cold fusion back in 2001.

      Article
      Patent

    5. Re:Before you think this is BS, guys, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.raytheonaircraft.com/government/multi_jets.shtml#main [raytheonaircraft.com]

      Who's the idiot, again?

      In this case, you.

  78. samzenpus by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Go fuck yourself. Seriously.

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  79. Captain Planet Plot by TheRealPacmanJones · · Score: 0

    I swear I already saw this cartoon in the early 90s. Let our powers cobmine..... CAPTAIN PLANET!

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  80. Scholar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Methinks people throw around the word "scholar" too much.

  81. Don't care enough to educate yourself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Iraqis killed by the U.S. government: 1,366,350 and counting.

    Iraqis killed before and during 2006: 655,000.

    Yes, Saddam Hussein was brutal. But the U.S. government has been more brutal.

    1. Re:Don't care enough to educate yourself? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Iraqis killed by the U.S. government: 1,366,350 [justforeignpolicy.org] and counting.

      Iraqis killed before and during 2006 [guardian.co.uk]: 655,000.

      Yes, but we were killing Iraqis on behalf of the Iraqi people, whereas Saddam was killing Iraqis just because he was a tyrant. When we get to heaven, I bet the 1.3 million Iraqis who have been killed will thank us for turning their country into a pro-American democracy. Maybe they'll give us the flowers and candy that Dick Cheney promised when we invaded Baghdad. I don't know about you, but when those flowers and candy didn't materialize after the shock and awe that looked so cool on TV, I sort of felt the Iraqis were being just a little bit ungrateful, if you know what I mean.

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    2. Re:Don't care enough to educate yourself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I just wargasmed. Can you get me some stats on dead palestinians? ... because I remember their celebrations of the 2001 terrorist attacks and need to know they are dying in adequate numbers. kthnxbye.

  82. Oblig. HILTSWALTB by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1
    The Russians are working along similar lines:

    There were those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. At the same time our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we had been spending on defense in a single year. The deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap.

    This is preposterous. I've never approved of anything like that.

    Our source was the New York Times.

  83. Re:This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Wow, I have to disagree with you, that site is amazingly ridiculous. At least HAARP is actually shooting radio waves at the upper atmosphere, which means there is at least something could fool the ignorant that the US may be messing with the weather (a basic understanding of radio waves will clear this up for you, though).

    Alexi Chiu is just downright out there. Wear this ring and take my Gorgeouspil(tm) and within one day your bones will start to restructure! You will be beautiful and immortal!

    The saddest part of the whole thing is he's actually got a patent on the ring, and is working on a patent on the pill.

    His other site is even worse.

    LOL!

    How can you take seriously the inventor of the Gorgeouspil(tm) when he's so FUgly!?!

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  84. Rumors there, too. B-J by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    If it was real you would think we would pick better targets such as:

          1. Iran ...

    Last night I happened to tune in "Late Night America" (a syndicated talk show heavily into discussing tinfoil-hat subjects). They had a guest who was claiming that Iran was claiming that the recent spate of earthquakes near their nearly-commissioned reactor were the result of a HAARP-based earthquake induction weapon.

    Haven't done any looking into whether Iran actually DID make such a claim. But "The Claim is Out There!" (TM).

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  85. Altas Shrugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A similar device is mentioned in Atlas Shrugs. The book also talks about many of the political things that are going on in the US today. Where are you John Galt?

  86. Recycling their theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That conspiracy theory isn't very original - http://www.daily.pk/norway-time-hole-%E2%80%9Cleak%E2%80%9D-plunges-northern-hemisphere-into-chaos-14311/

  87. In Soviet Russia.... by fishexe · · Score: 1
    ...joke makes bad YOU!

    Worst. Yakov Smirnoff joke. Ever.

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  88. Good company by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

    At least we're not the only ones with absolutely insane climate change related conspiracy theories.

    We leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine which "side" the lunatic conspiracy theories are on (hint: BOTH)

    Side note: HAARP is right up there with Area 51 and the residents of Sebastopol (the Northern Californian one) in promoting sales of aluminum foil hats.

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  89. YES by jpapon · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that since you don't know how it could be used for that, then it can't be used for that?

    Yes I am. In much the same way I'd say you can't use a microwave oven to heat Yankee stadium (and proportionately, HAARP is much much smaller then a microwave oven to a stadium).

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  90. I read about this on godlike productions by ohiovr · · Score: 1

    So it must be true!

  91. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

    And in what way was the Vietnam war in any way profitable for anybody? There was no money to be made on that war.

    Are you fucking kidding me??? (1) Weapons contracts [hello, Monsanto!], (2) Cold-War contracts, (3) hell, even Pres. Johnson made assloads of money from airline contracts to send soldiers to Vietnam. That's right, boys and girls. Your child's life is worth less than a plane ticket to these scum. You are, as Henry Kissinger called you, a bunch of "useless eaters" to them.

  92. In soviet russia.. by zeroRenegade · · Score: 1

    climate changes you... com'on... nobody?

  93. Russian Climate Change Weapons by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    How about all the oil, natgas and coal Russia has burned for the past century? That's a huge climate change weapon Russia has blasted at the world.

    Global Russian roulette, and the bullet landed in the steppes first.

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  94. Evil plot mechanisms. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    As much as I would like to be able to claim that it can be used to control the weather, such far-fetched notions are pure fantasies, spawned from the minds of those who don't understand the physics of space plasmas. Or have any notion of what a plasma is. Or how weather patterns are created. I mean hell, we were barely able to use it to generate a coherent signal using the electrojet (already quite the feat of science). How the hell could we use it to affect the weather???

    Let's put on the tinfoil propeller-beanie and spin up some conjectures, shall we? B-)

    For starters, your power is not limited to your own input. You're using a nonlinear process (in this case, parametric amplification) to modulate power obtained from other sources (the solar bombardment of the Earth with charged particles). You're the "control grid", not the "plate supply".

    How might you get from modulated ionospheric currents to weather manipulation. There are several proposals. But let's bring Tesla into the mix (along with published experiments from the HAARP site): You could pump resonances in the ionosphere/earth-surface cavity - dumping that solar power into vertical electric fields between the Eartj and the sky.

    Pumping the ~8Hz fundamental resonance (the one Tesla wanted to use as a power transmission system) would just excite the whole planet. No aim. But pumping harmonics - especially if you pumped several at once with controlled phases and possibly controlled locations of the excitation - could give you patches with higher and lower field strengths, hologram style. You'd still be aiming at large regions rather than tight locations. But TFA's conspiracy theory involves a target of subcontinental scale, so that's still fine.

    How might subsonic vertical electrical fields affect weather? Modulating cloud-charging mechanisms and thus affecting nucleation of raindrops, just for starters. (Also triggering lightning, etc. The sprite/jet mechanism seems to combine with lightning and other tropospheric charge-carrying mechanisms to complete a circuit between the ionosphere and the surface. A major AC field concentration might affect that. And discharges are a negative-resistance so they can pump surface heat-engine energy into the resonances, too. More available power. Muuhhhhahaha!) Increase nucleation to dump water in places where it's useless and dry the air, dump heat-of-condensation and/or reflect sunlght to steer winds, etc. You don't have to be perfect - just reduce the rain by a fraction to dry out an area.

    While we're at it, let's try earthquakes, too:

    You've got single- and double-digit low frequencies to play with (and more if you're not limited to that cavity's resonance). What can you do with them? Such low frequencies penetrate the Earth's surface to considerable depth. Lots of minerals are piezoelectric. How about shaking a mechanical resonance to pump up some vibration near an earthquake fault that's got enough stress to let go? You couldn't make quakes out of thin air (or thick dirt). But moving their schedule up from "some time in the next 60 years" to "now, when they would do our nefarious plan some good" would be a useful tool. Finding the resonance wouldn't be too hard with some sensors on the ground - at these frequencies you could run a feedback loop by radio back to the control system to tune the excitation.

    = = = =

    Of course you're playing with plasma, with LOTS of nonlinear effects (as well as the possibility of longitudinal as well as transverse waves). The tale-spinning opportunities are boundless.

    = = = =

    Putting aside the beanie...

    Is any of this (or other similar stuff) even remotely possible? Damfino. This yarn is about stringing together some halfway-plausible mechanisms for conspiracy theorists to talk about. HAARP is about actually doing the cutting-edge research to see whether any of the pieces (or something similar) could actually work. ("Or at least that's the cover story. Muuuhhhahaha!")

    Of cour

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    1. Re:Evil plot mechanisms. by jpapon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For starters, your power is not limited to your own input. You're using a nonlinear process (in this case, parametric amplification) to modulate power obtained from other sources (the solar bombardment of the Earth with charged particles).

      Well, yes. I've studied amplification effects, and while they are non-linear, the most we've ever recorded is about 30dB. This was using the Siple transmitter in Antarctica, which was a 21x21km dipole antenna (it was built in Antarctica to increase transmission efficiency by using the ice sheet as an insulator from the Earth). Once we got to a certain amplification level, the signals would always break down, possibly because the cyclotron resonance breaks down above a certain power level. But nobody really knows, triggered emissions and amplification are some of the least well understood natural phenomena out there.

      I'll admit that it might be possible to alter the weather provided you have sufficient energy. But the amount of energy required would be absolutely phenomenal. And from my experience with HAARP, I don't believe that there's any practical way of doing so with that facility. Not only would you need a MUCH more powerful transmitter (the VLF waves generated by HAARP's interaction with the electrojet are actually fairly weak), but you would need to figure out a way to control the coupling of your amplified waves back into the earth-ionosphere waveguide.

      I guess what I'm trying to say is that the HAARP theories are like any good conspiracy theory; they start out with a modicum of truth, and then expand it with unproven, unscientific conjecture. So you start with something possible (heating the electrojet with microwaves, or demolishing a building with explosives) and reach something completely impractical, and essentially impossible (Control of weather, gigantic perfectly executed government plan to destroy the WTC).

      Such low frequencies penetrate the Earth's surface to considerable depth.

      Not if you're talking about EM waves. If we go by the standard model which treats the Earth-Ionosphere cavity as a waveguide, the Earth is essentially an excellent conductor. And the skin depth of a good conductor is essentially zero in terms of geological scales. Earthquakes travel a long way through the earth because they're physical, compressional waves.

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    2. Re:Evil plot mechanisms. by lennier · · Score: 1

      Increase nucleation to dump water in places where it's useless and dry the air, dump heat-of-condensation and/or reflect sunlght to steer winds, etc.

      Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to the Google Weather Control Beta.

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    3. Re:Evil plot mechanisms. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      For starters, your power is not limited to your own input. You're using a nonlinear process (in this case, parametric amplification) to modulate power obtained from other sources (the solar bombardment of the Earth with charged particles).

      Well, yes. I've studied amplification effects, and while they are non-linear, the most we've ever recorded is about 30dB. This was using the Siple transmitter in Antarctica, ...

      But 30 dB is a LOT. That's a 1,000x on your radiated power. Applying that gain to HAARP you're talking 4 GIGAwatts of energy in the sky from your 10 Megawatts generated, 4 Megawatts radiated.

      Once we got to a certain amplification level, the signals would always break down, possibly because the cyclotron resonance breaks down above a certain power level. But nobody really knows, triggered emissions and amplification are some of the least well understood natural phenomena out there.

      Or maybe to a certain power level, in which case 4gW might be a tad high. But as you say, "nobody really knows" why you're currently hitting a wall. So perhaps a bit of research will get you past it to additional factors of ten.

      Then weather is a chaotic system with lots of gain of its own. A hypothetical weather modification system wouldn't depend on your input power to literally make the weather modifications from scratch, using your sky-power to boil the water for the storms, or even do a big one-shot with a continuing effect, like the "global warming from greenhouse gases increasing solar heat absorption". We'd be talking making some subtle change with vastly amplified consequences a few days later. (And a few GW makes a very big "butterfly's wing".)

      I guess what I'm trying to say is that the HAARP theories are like any good conspiracy theory; they start out with a modicum of truth, and then expand it with unproven, unscientific conjecture. So you start with something possible (heating the electrojet with microwaves, or demolishing a building with explosives) and reach something completely impractical, and essentially impossible (Control of weather, gigantic perfectly executed government plan to destroy the WTC).

      Sure! And what we're doing here is looking at hypothetical mechanisms for such a technology, just for fun.

      As far as gigantic conspiracies to design and use secret weapon technology, the main argument against any particular one of them is that, even if the technology worked, it would be run by a government bureau with its usual level of efficiency and information security. (Look at their handling of the recent economic and oil-spill issues for samples.) B-)

      (But government is BUILT out of conspiracies. You just don't find out about most of them until decades later, if at all. Any bets on whether they'd try a weather or earthquake weapon if they thought it would work and they could keep it quiet? B-) Meanwhile, the agencies charged with keeping things secret love to spread nutty sounding stories to discredit everyone who talks about ANY conspiracy. {Consider the technique of "second cover": Plant evidence for a plausible first false explanation for a secret project and also plant evidence for a loony second explanation. Then watch the fun when somebody penetrates to the second cover.})

      Such low frequencies penetrate the Earth's surface to considerable depth.

      Not if you're talking about EM waves. If we go by the standard model which treats the Earth-Ionosphere cavity as a waveguide, the Earth is essentially an excellent conductor. And the skin depth of a good conductor is essentially zero in terms of geological scales.

      Skin depth, even in a good conductor, is still in terms of conductivity and wavelength. Single-digit Hz has a very long wavelength, and we're talking about vertical penetration. Also: The conductivity of the Earth is patchy and largely dependent on water in the region near the surface. Conductive patches between resistive patches could car

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  95. Guh. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    A god is just as likely as unlikely

    Ah... no. God is about as likely as a talking teapot, or any other example you care to think of...

    • for which there is absolutely no evidence consisting of objective facts
    • which flies in the face of known science
    • for which the only available metric is some quantity of unsubstantiated, non-consensual belief

    It is a straightforward cognitive failure to assume that something unknown has equal odds of being so, or not. Do flying pink elephants have equal odds of existing, or not? Does a troop of dancing fairies in an opposite solar orbit have equal odds of existing or not? Of course not. And the same is true for other superstitions and mythological propositions, such as parting of the red sea, or turning someone to salt, or "creating" the heavens and the earth, or even turning water into wine. They're not equally unlikely as likely, they are *extremely* unlikely and not likely at all. Or in other words, WAY over at the "what a silly idea" end of the scale.

    Also, agnosticism (lacking knowledge) is not a valid middle ground between atheism and theism; theism is belief in a god or gods; a-theism is the lack of such a belief. Neither position is based upon knowledge. A person either believes in a god or gods, or they don't; and that makes them either a theist, or an atheist, regardless of any protestations to the contrary.

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  96. How's your crticial thinking? by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    So whats cause of your wildfires, failing crops and wider global climate chaos?

    1) The whopping 40% (forteh-freakin-per-cent!) increase in greenhouse gases over pre-industrial levels due to human activity.

    2) HAARP, a few kilowatts of output into the Ionsphere, which has not been shown to have jacks hit to do with weather.

    Yeah 2) obviously!

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  97. Pointed at the US too??? by renegade600 · · Score: 1

    well, if it is a weapon that is causing the record heat in Russia, then the weapon is also being pointed at the US since the last couple of months theres been record temperatures in the southern US.

  98. ehh ..no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We live in a relatively closed system. If we were trying to "heat" you up

    This is the problem with you American sheeple. There is no "we" Your own govenment and the corporate conglomerate entities don't see any difference between the "we" as in America and the "we" as in any other country really. Noone cares about you fat useless eaters, haven't done so for a long time. Americans in the states are due for the rudest awakening if u don't really wake up., Nobody cares about u..Have u eve seen SicKo? You're just frogs in the pot being slowly boiled

    that heat will come back around and hit our west coast. But, as with most conspiracies, it's hilarious to watch at least. Somehow people think we can come up with a grand scheme to manipulate the weather of foreign nations

    again.. I'm sorry to burst your bubble but there really is NO "we". Are u aware that parts of America are the third world, after Katriona etc, never rebuilt. The only "we" is th US government CIA/NSA and I assure you they DO NOT care about you. any more than they care about the people of Pakistan. Sorry about that pal, but you fatboys sold out your country, and hence the world a long LONG time ago ... I probably know more about the founding fathers than you do..*sigh*

    , put it into action, _and_ keep it quiet, yet our government can't figure out how to win a simple war and keep the documents classified during it (WikiLeaks/Afghanistan)?

    again, I'm sorry but it's not YOUR government, it's pretty obvious by the fact that you are all fat cattle who graze in fast food joints and are addicted to drugs of every kind. you are the dumbest people for a reason - you are not important to them. They want to do whatever they want and that means keeping you dumbed down, The US government cares more about people in Australia, NZ, and other countries than you. You are merely cattle that they use to to trod on so they can do whatever they want globally. Again, sorry about that. Go ask the third world (aka New Orleans, New Mexico, etc.) how much they feel like the government of the US cares about them. The smart ones already know the truth. There is no-one looking out for them but themselves. Honestly, check out wikipedia, nationmaster, or other countless sites on the net. You have a crap education system, crap health system, crap society for the MOST part (the expendable part)... only the elite of America - friends and family of the government/corporations are really looked after. The only silver lining is that eventually you will have no choice but to see the truth. Have you been outside America?? Do u even know how far you are behind other parts of the world, and the elite of America. you live in a different world.

  99. Why even comment? by xmorg · · Score: 1

    Ill just be branded a troll :(

  100. Ummm... Henry Ford! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure we have a climate changing weapon. It's mass production was developed by Henry Ford.

  101. that is funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but unfortunately not far off the truth!!
    The government of the US (who represent itself) does 2 things to spin it. First, it's used as a distraction. second it's used to spread a boloney story that wikileaks puts lives at risk. The d1ick$ucks of America will indeed believe that it's a danger to secret agents (who btw DO NOT represent ordinary American people, at ALL) and other military personnel i.e. they spin it to make it look like they are a legitimate organization - they're not, they're a coprorate/military industrial complex that eats the ordinary gullible, credulous, uneducated, unhealthy, fat, stupid yanks for breakfast. :D
    Mod me funny!! ..even though I'm being serious and that's pretty much the gist of the reality

  102. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 2, Informative

    And in what way was the Vietnam war in any way profitable for anybody? There was no money to be made on that war.

    OIL, and now that you have the answer, did you really need to ask?
    There was a lot of tungsten too to be mined.

    And to be fair, if the farmers had stopped supporting the Geurilla VC (1970's speak for terrorist) then we wouldn't have been dropping bombs on them.

    Please go get a dictionary, and look up the word terrorist. The Vietnamese were fighting for independence from France. You know, like july 4th? Ho Chi Minh was Vietnam's George Washington.
    The basic rule is: terrorists target only civilians. Soldiers target soldiers. So if you drive a truck full of fertiliser bombs into a military barracks, that is not terrorism, regardless of what the military might say. The northern Vietnamese militants are in the grey area that while fighting against other soldiers, also target civilians unnecessarily, the US troops in Vietnam are also in this grey area.

  103. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Vietnam war in any way profitable for anybody?"
    US weapons, airframes, sigintel, uniforms, food, oil ... does that come from 100% end to end US gov mines, steel mills, farms, factories, R&D ect?
    Most of the above are in private hands or have shareholders that get a nice return on investemnt for any new system tested, deployed or upgraded.
    To them distant death is a car, holiday, better private school, medical care, extra homes, toys.. the good life.
    Any US politician talking of arms reductions would by default be talking of profit reductions. That is really not a good place to be in unless a whole new system replace the old.
    The average US taxpayers may eat the public debt, people who dont pay much tax create vast amounts of generational wealth.
    Ready to push back into the next small war :) With a extra layer for of profit for support and mercs too :)
    As for climate change Cuba faced some interesting pest outbreaks and a few very real export destroying missions.
    The idea that weather could altered at a local level to do the same is ??? The historical desire is in place, the rest would be tech.

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  104. Wanna See Something Interesting? by IonOtter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Go to the HAARP website, and look up the online data. Call up the Magnetometer Charts, specifically the archives.

    Look at a few of the charts, zoom in, zoom out, change the dates, play with it a bit.

    Now...

    1. Go to a "history timeline" website, one that specifically deals with major events in the last decade. This is a reasonably okay one?

    2. Go back to your magnetometer chart. Zoom in to a 2-week data range, starting 1 week before a major event, and ending 1 week after.

    3. Look at how the dataline is relatively flat. RELATIVELY flat, mind you, compared to the other data.

    4. Look at the massive spike either just before, or right AT the event. For example, look at the data for the morning of 9/11.

    5. Now look at the data for every single major security scare, national security event, or even a major natural disaster where everyone got worked up into a froth, or there were a lot of people injured or otherwise killed.

    Isnt' that interesting?

    Now then, I am NOT suggesting that HAARP was responsible for 9/11 or the Haiti earthquake. Please, don't even go there.

    What I am suggesting, is that major catastrophes have an effect on the magnetosphere, effects that can be measured.

    Now here's the $100,000.00 question?

    Exactly what is it surrounding these events that is affecting the earth's magnetosphere? Radio traffic? Cellphone traffic? Pumping up the satellite feed to overcome interference?

    Some have suggested that human emotions are responsible. That's a bit of a reach, though. Isn't it?

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    1. Re:Wanna See Something Interesting? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Looked at it, tried it...no data prior to Jan 08 will plot

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  105. Giant low frequency antenna by lennier · · Score: 1

    Given that the US Navy already uses Extremely Low Frequency radio to communicate with submarines, I wonder what the military communication applications would be of being able to turn the whole ionosphere, even briefly and at insanely low wattages, into an antenna.

    I'm no radio engineer, but I'd assume that would mean you could generate some very penetrating radiation which could be picked up deep underwater or in bunkers - as long as you had very sensitive detectors.

    Course you'd want to do the transmissions from an actual secure military facility, not a science base, but...

    Excuse me, I have an abandoned mineshaft in Nevada I need to buy for... um, personal recreational purposes.

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  106. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by Calinous · · Score: 1

    What happens when someone that attacks a soldier looks just like a civilian? If I'm attacking a military base does that make me a soldier?

  107. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by fussy_radical · · Score: 1

    1. The soldier is a unlawful combatant
    2. You are an 'unlawful combatant'

    Funny how you follow the Geneva/Hague/International Humanitarian Law unless it's convenient.

  108. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

    the term "unlawful combatant" is not mentioned in either the Hague or the Geneva Conventions. So while the former terms are well understood and clear under international law, the term "unlawful combatant" is not.[3][8]

    What most US commentators fail to realise is that the Geneva convention rules about who counts as a soldier are about who is a legitimate prisoner of war and questions of culpability under civilian law. Soldiers are not bound by civilian law. Anyone who does not fall under the definition of a soldier is culpable for breaches of local law and cannot be held as a prisoner of war, but instead must be tried in a civilian court

    There is a provison for "(b) That of having a fixed distinctive sign recognizable at a distance;" so that means that if you look like a civilian you are one. On the other hand I don't think soldiers are protected by local civilian law either, for example I don't think any members of the French underground resistance in world war 2 were prosecuted for the murder of nazi soldiers.

    Lastly, I think you were looking for the phrase "unless it's inconvenient"

  109. Re:Killing for the profit of oil & weapons inv by Calinous · · Score: 1

    As for the murder of Nazi soldiers, French partisans were following the orders of the French government in exile. If they would have been captured by the French government of the "non-occupied" France (for as long as it existed as a client state to Germany), they would have been either extradited to Germans or tried (and most probably executed)