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Steve Jobs Taking Medical Leave of Absence
Uttini writes "Apple CEO Steve Jobs has just announced that he is taking a medical leave of absence, according to a release issued by the company today. While it's unclear what the reason is for the medical leave, Jobs' previous medical history includes pancreatic cancer as well as a liver transplant. While Jobs is out, Tim Cook is to be responsible for all of Apple's day to day operations."
I hope that no matter what operating system or computer manufacturer you love or hate, everyone can come together and wish him well. Whether you love or hate what he's done in the industry, he's a fellow human being first, and I hope he has a speedy recovery.
Peace.
AAPL fall down, go BOOM!
Actually, there might not be much effect this time. Maybe investors are getting used to this.
This could be somewhat troubling for Apple. The company is doing extremely well at the moment, and I'm guessing that's thanks to Jobs. If he is forced to retire permanently, could Apple enter another death spiral?
While Steve leaves Apple in capable hands for now, no CEO is as closely associated to the public image as Steve is with Apple. Seriously how many people can name the CEO of another company much less recognize the person? There are few: Larry Ellison, Philip Knight, Rupert Murdoch, Warren Buffet. The stock is going to take a dip just on this news alone.
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is it iAids ?
anyway, whatever it is, SELL SELL SELL
Man, it would totally suck to die as a billionaire at his age...
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(Orthogonal to the fact that everyone wishes Steve good health,)
It's good for Apple that Tim Cook is getting so much exposure at the helm. There are many shareholders, as well as a significant amount of the tech press, that think Apple can't stand on its own without Steve. Any way Apple can show that it can continue it's current success streak with or without Steve is good for the long-term health of the company.
I hope that no matter what operating system or computer manufacturer you love or hate, everyone can come together and wish him well. Whether you love or hate what he's done in the industry, he's a fellow human being first, and I hope he has a speedy recovery.
Sure. Though I wish he had the same respect for disabled people.
I am sure when approached, Jobs when told "Hey man Duggan Coates is out sick, I think we should wish him well" would take the time out of earning billions to do just that. I really dont care if he is sick or not it doesnt impact me in the slightest. A billion people with less money than Jobs are suffering 10x as much.. some in unimaginable ways..you think about it too much and you might want to blow your head off. Steve Jobs is sick, boo hoo, kids are getting raped and killed in afghanistan lets wish them well too... ffs.
When you dislike the human race as much as I do, Karma:Bad is inevitable lol.
..to dampen the blow to the stock price... smart..
As a substantial Apple shareholder (and fanboi), this makes me think of the chinese curse. You were born to live in interesting times...
Tomorrow should be very interesting because (with the markets in the U.S. closed today due to the MLK holiday) it will be the first impact of this news on Apple stock. However later in the day, Apple will release their earnings report which is expected to blow through their estimates.
Unfortunately as "interesting" as all this is to us shareholders, it is much much more so for him (and his family). Regardless of whether he ever returns to Apple, I sincerely wish his recovery so that he live a full and satisfying life with his loved ones.
How well you can do when you've got a lot of money. I'm pretty sure if I had pancreatic cancer I'd be dead right now.
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Tim cook streamlined Apple's supply chain and increased profit margins considerably. Although he is not a designer, he is a great choice to replace Steve Jobs. (In saying this, I obviously hope that the iPod, iPhone, iPod were not solely motivated by Steve Jobs, but by Apple's design team. If not, we as consumers are screwed)
Well at least we know it couldn't be a virus.....
Given all his health troubles, he would very likely be dead by now if he wasn't a billionaire. Making money is the thing to do..
I never understood the volatility of Apple's stock. Jobs could stub his toe and the stock would drop. Someone who works at Infinite Loop could get constipated, and the stock would drop. Someone's iPhone could get a scratch on the front glass, and the stock would drop.
Why is Apple's stock so prone to heavy fluctuation at the even the slightest hint of something not being perfect?
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January 15, 2009
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CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.
As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.
"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."
Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.
"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."
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Perhaps no other company is more tied to its CEO than Jobs, except maybe Warren Buffett. For as much as he and his family wish for privacy however it is reasonable for stockholders, especially HUGE stockholders to know how his condition is. When you buy a stock you are buying the leadership also. If anything this is probably going to drop AAPL's stock valuation down a bit to a more realistic level. 2nd biggest market cap in the world? Really? It certainly doesn't deserve it and with their margins getting squeezed and the fact that there only so many worlds they can conquer means that the shorts are probably going to make some $$$ on AAPL soon. Given that the survival of pancreatic cancer is so low and that Jobs decided to do more hippy dippy holistic approaches doesn't bode well for his survival. That's just the way it is. That being said, there probably is no visionary that comes close to Jobs and I am thankful for my iPhone, my iPod, my Mac and my iPad.
Yeah, maybe he's just parking where he wants on the private property he (colloquially speaking) owns and operates.
And maybe he does have reason to park in a handicapped spot. Not all debilitating medical issues are obvious, and Jobs is quite private about what is, well, private. The man survived a nigh-unto-unsurvivable disease, and may have limitations you are not aware of.
Anecdote: an acquaintance stops breathing when sleeping, and is prone to narcolepsy - not a good combination. Otherwise healthy, she often garners snide comments from such as yourself for parking in a handicap space so she is close to the crucial breathing machine kept in the car.
Just sayin'.
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He has a bad case of flash fever. Sorry it had to be said.
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I guess it goes with his leave of senses.
Except we do care for our quota of 10 obscure people per month. (Your quota may vary.) Usually it's the "Give him/her a chance".
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.. and trust me, I'd say not being a billionaire sucks more.
A billionaire not only has people to help get through each day, but there are other people to research possibilities and provide the best possible care.
However, for me, it sucks more because I don't have the money (or the time) to do all the things I want to do, to see all the things I want to see in this still very beautiful and wonderful world. Nor can I care for those nearest me in the way I want to.
I wish SJ the best and hope he recovers from whatever ails him.
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To vote againsta motion to publicly disclose succession plans....
Let's hope the guy recovers, but, at the end, we know that one can not evade death forever.
*** Suerte a todos y Feliz dia!
the stock is not over valued. Its trading at a very reasonable rate given the fundamentals. Much more so than many tech companies out there. The wild upswings in Apple stock price have largely been grounded by wild upswings in Apple revenue and profit.
That said...it is clearly volatile because it's being bought and sold by the ignorant god fearing masses....
No, she doesn't drive herself - which makes the appearance even more disconcerting to uninformed onlookers when a perfectly healthy driver uses a handicapped spot.
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Past performance is not indicative of future performance.
PE of 23 is not too high for you?!? PE Unless there's better news tomorrow, AAPL is going to tank a few percent.
How is that fool dieing. He has like -2% body fat. He should live forever. Also he is rich so he has access the the best health care that the underprivileged underclass has no access to.
If when we get universal health care in the USA, if I can't live any better that this rich guy something is not right. President Obama promised me that once I get access to the health care that I deserve, I will not die.
I think that maybe something is fundamentally flawed with logic itself, because the facts are just not adding up.
Fact about health care according to the powers that B.
1) The rich control health care and keep the disadvantaged from living healthy.
2) Every healthy rich person's health is in fact built on the back of some fat poor working slob who will die early because he doesn't have equal access.
However this skinny rich person is not healthy whereas I, being an uninsured, unemployed lard ass who sit on my ass all day and watch Jerry Springer all day (i luv that guy) am realtivly heathy (in the sense that I ussually outrun and outlift and outswim all the skinny healthy people who are all dieing of pancreatic cancer and shit.
SO I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT GIVES. Either someone has been lieing to me, or maybe logic just does not work.
has AIDS, old news. Wikileak.
Jobs seems to think modern medicine is evil. He prefers "alternative" treatments.
Steve's health is already priced in. The run-up in share price has been driven by actual earnings, in fact the PE is down from a year or two ago. http://www.asymco.com/2010/08/02/apples-pe-ex-cash-nearing-15/
lol heaven forbid you have a negative outlook on something posted here if your not preaching rainbows or falling in line your a troll. To me a troll would be someone who fires out a comment for the sole purpose of inciting a argument. My post is my honest take on a population who worships social icons and places their health on some kind of imaginary pedestal over more common people. How the hell is that a troll? That question is rhetorical btw.
When you dislike the human race as much as I do, Karma:Bad is inevitable lol.
Apple formally set its succession plan for the eventual departure of CEO Steve Jobs as it named marketing chief Steve Ballmer as chief operating officer.
The move also came as Andrew Fastow was named chief financial officer. Fastow was previously in charge of the Northern Natural Gas Company and will succeed Peter Oppenheimer at the end of the year.
As head of Microsoft, Ballmer has led the company to remain the largest computer operating system provider and has taken Apple's best punch via OSX. Meanwhile, Microsoft has launched the Windows Mobile franchise and partnered with Dell.
In a statement, Apple said Ballmer will oversee the company’s business, computer and wireless businesses. He will also oversee technology management and CIO functions. David J. Lesar will become CEO of Microsoft and Gayle Troberman., currently chief marketing officer of Microsoft will become COO.
until he recover...
Hopefully time holding their breaths will allow for a decline in their population...
wonder which organ transplant list he'll buy his way to the top of this year
Steve, you beat cancer. That right there entitles you to take some time off. On top of that, you beat the odds and had a cancer that was rare and treatable rather than terminal. And you have a new liver. I'm surprised you are doing as much as you are.
Go, take time off. Focus on your health. Come back to announce amazing apple products when you can.
It's either on the beat or off the beat, it's that easy.
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They give those people handicap tags so they don't get towed. If they have a handicap tag, you can park there. If your friend doesn't have one, she will get towed.
Sure, Gates is trying to buy a Nobel Peace Prize, but at least some good will come out of the attempt. What has Jobs done with his filthy lucre (other than buy the naming rights to new buildings for 'Sisters of the Poor' Stanford)? And to be blunt: do you really think Steve Jobs would extend to any of us the same human compassion you're asking?
- "OK, lets get the PR team in place"
- "But Steve was the driving tech innovation guy"
- "We're not here for technology, anybody knows whats the impact on my bonus?"
- "Damn, OK, lets have some memorial on this Steve guy, then report back on my bonus, this is really really bad"
I don't use the iPhone because I don't like the control Apple exerts over it. Still, I recognize that the place smart phones are in today is due to the existence of the iPhone and without it those of us using smart phones would still be using Windows Mobile 6.5 bricks. So my relationship with Apple is both positive and negative. If we lose Steve Jobs, we will lose a driving force in the industry that will effect the quality of the electronics you buy; Apple or otherwise.
or else!
He got his brand new iLiver last year and is getting an iHeart now, one organ at a time, So why do people keep modding my Jobs/Vader comparisons down?!
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Not only he managed to get the vision of the computer has appliance, he also managed to make Pixar a household name when George Lucas didn't had any idea about what to do with the studio, made tablet computers interesting for consumers and revolutionized phone industry.
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This is as good a place to respond as any.
Yes, part of it is that I genuinely didn't want the first post to be a troll saying, "Good, maybe this will finally doom Apple!"
But part of it is because both of my parents died of cancer. It was a hideous degenerative process that involved a lot of pain and anguish. As a result, whenever I hear of someone who has cancer, whether it's a really famous star or business mogul or a homeless person the street, friend, neighbor, or total stranger, my first thought is, "Oh wow, I hope they recover quickly, and if not, that they don't suffer a lot."
Also, it's basic empathy. I'm going to be undergoing surgery on Wednesday. It's nothing too terribly life-threatening, but it is on my spine, which always has an "oh my god!" risk factor associated with it of being paralyzed. Not ever having has so much as an incision or a stitch or a broken bone or anything, it's a little freaky. I run some gaming web sites that have a lot of visitors, and some of them know that I'm having the surgery. As a result, I've had random people wishing me well. And yeah, call it corny or silly or whatever, but I know it makes me feel better.
Now, I'm fairly certain that Steve Jobs will probably not see my post. Still, on the offhand chance that he does, or for other people who are having similar problems, who are you to say that it doesn't help them, knowing that random strangers out there care enough to post that?
I do agree, though, with one thing: There's definitely smugness and self-promotion going on. But in my opinion, it's coming from the "I don't have to be part of the social norm by displaying any empathy" trolls.
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Multiple personality disorder anyone?
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He has taken a permanent leave of absence because of an extremely fatal illness. His supply of Egoism, which keeps him alive, is running out. Doctors had considered giving him a shot of Humility, but it was determined this would be too much a shock to the system. Sycophants have been placed on a round the clock deathwatch for the Apple leader.
Tim Cook has been groomed for years, Steve has a first class team now - Jobs remembers his last mistake at Apple and won't repeat it. One thing Jobs is not, is stupid.
Somewhat off topic, but relevant:
I, unfortunately went to IT school in Seattle, WA, around 2000, (originally it was to be Vancouver B.C, such is the price of love at first sight - 5 years married) I was required (forced) to take Win 2k Server as part of a UNIX System Administration track. Ultimately it became useful, but more in a "backwards and in high-heels" way. Our Windows teacher was such a zealot that he equated stock price to superiority of OS platform, Apple was in the midst of rolling out OS X at this point and their stock was something like $11.00 a share, Microsoft was $33.00.
I was so poor at the time it wasn't funny, I told everyone "BUY APPLE" up and until 2003 or so, many of my more wealthy friends did. Some put their children through college with that tip (yes, me = SuperGenius).
I never would ever equate stock price with OS performance, and I often think back on my poor MS teacher and know what a hard lesson he learned.
Me? Lovin' the UNIX and the Plan 9.
New tip: buy electrical utilities and general infrastructure - long term.
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