Ballmer Turns To Geeks For Salvation
jfruhlinger writes "One of the critiques of Steve Ballmer as Microsoft CEO is that, as someone who came up through sales, he doesn't really get what running an innovative tech company is about. With the company board starting to question his performance — he didn't get his bonus last year because of the Kin debacle, for instance — it appears that Ballmer is planning to install engineers in high places to turn the company around."
"Hello! This is the captain of the Titanic.. do we have any iceberg engineers on-board?"
Developers, developers, developers, developers!
Microsoft is dominated by high-end market-consuming business strategists at the top. Bill could do both; Ozzie stepped down because he couldn't replace Bill in that role. There's just no way that there's an internal tech person with the force of will to push the business guys around and all he or she needed was Ballmer's okay to make more impact.
Much less five of these folks. I just don't see it -- in my opinion, Microsoft needs to acknowledge it's becoming IBM, and move on gracefully to another stage in its corporate development.
taking cues from tech savvy people. What a curious concept.
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Business people. This is oddly similar to Apple actually, where they finally turned things around with Steve Jobs who, like Steve Ballmer, is not an engineer.
Steve Jobs may be all about sales, but he effectively placed smart people with the engineering mindsets where they needed to be.
I look forward to Microsoft doing the same, but I hope that they don't just promote/hire engineers for the sake of having an engineer in the position and actually find someone capable of doing both.
he didn't get his bonus last year because of the Kin debacle
A CEO performed badly and *didn't* get a bonus? What kinda crazy topsy-turvy world do we live in now?
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It's not like Ballmer doens't have tons of options as he was there from the beginning. Why doesn't he just bail on the cash like Steve Jobs, Larry Page and Sergey Brin? It's a wonder this guy is still around, but if he really wanted to do it right he'd lead by example and put some drive back into the company.
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Not tremendously relevant to the discussion, but what happened to the old borg-gates icon? I don't like the new one.
Redmond doesn't have a Walmart....
I don't simply dislike MS on principle, there's a few good reasons. Shifty market practices, bloated and unnecessary software, security issues everywhere, slow to innovate...I could go on. But believe it or not I'd rather like MS. If getting a few engineers a bit higher up in the system improves things in even the tiniest way then good. Cynically, I don't think it will, but here's hoping.
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Nope... marketers, marketers, marketers, marketers.
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Come on. The icon is retarded and it was several years ago since Gates was with MS.
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so you are saying salespeople SHOULDNT be running every company in the country? yes, i agree.
Well Ballmer's previous work experience was as an assistant product manager at Procter and Gamble. That seems more like John Sculley's prior experience at Pepsi than Steve Jobs as founder of Apple.
So what's that got to do with managing Microsoft?
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I've seen this happen a few times, and it almost always fails. Either the top guys 'just get it', or they 'just get' that they need to equally represent finance, engineering, sales and administration by getting experts to help them. If he hasn't been getting it thus far, he's not going to now (probably), he'll just hire some people and make sure they're seen to be 'adding value', but won't actually achieve very much.
These 'top engineers' are going to come up with SuperWhizzo 1.0. They'll pitch it to him, and he'll either:
1) Accept it because he's got to accept some technical ideas
2) Reject it because he still just doesn't get it
What he won't do is evaluate it on it's merits, and then facilitate it's execution because he's actually on-board with it.
(Contrast this to what you know about how Apple works, for example)
Tech company CEO decides to put engineers in positions of responsibility.
Brilliant, Holmes, brilliant! Why didn't we think of this before!
Unlike Ballmer, Jobs is visionary. He has an aesthetic sense, really wants to be innovative, and has the drive to be.
Ballmer is just a pencil pushing, number crunching marketing drone who doesn't have a creative or innovative bone in his body. Because of this, nothing he does will get MS out of its slump. The MS board can only hope that Ray Ozzie is interested in the CEO job.
Once Microsoft's BoD realizes where the problem truly resides, then and only then will the problem be fixed.
Engineers making decisions?
Because that worked so well for Nokia....
Seriously, Nokia was an engineer driven company, which worked fine when all the issues were about new functionality and such, but when it came to fine polishing and figuring out non-engineering based problems they just stumbled around.
Software engineers suffer from the same basic issue. They tend to be so extremely technology oriented that they get completely lost in all the features that should be included, all the bells and whistles, and seem to regard an interface as something you paste on afterwards (inter-face, something which is the area where the user rubs against the technology), when the interface is the personification of the whole system, as well as the public face of the program and the company itself.
Palm got this for a while, so did RIM, so does Apple (at the moment) and so does that Shuttleworth fellow (Ubuntu). Microsoft has never got this, and giving the engineers more power is not likely to fix the problem. Each specialised class of people is likely to view most problems as being solvable by their particular brand of hammer, and one of Microsoft's problems has been too much engineering/marketing against too little understanding of what the user actually needs to do. Use the engineering hammer to solve this problem and it is likely to get even worse.
Just my 2 cents.
>"it appears that Ballmer planning to install engineers in high places to turn the company around."
Except he won't listen to them. I'm wiling to bet people took risks with their careers to give Ballmer good advice over the years and he ignored them. I find it highly unlikely he's going to start listening now.
This is either for show or so he's got someone else to blame for the next Zune and Windows mobile.
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Look at what happened to many tech companies (Intel, HP, Yahoo, etc) when they replaced the tech-founder-CEOs with suits. Growth stopped and the company stagnates. Same with Microsoft.
During high school he attended after-school lectures at HP and was later hired there (alongside Steve Wozniak), then after dropping out of Reed College he worked as a technician at Atari.
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I am going to college and getting an IT Management degree with an emphasis in development. I am getting a minor in Marketing, and will go on for a Master's in Business Administration. I will have been in IT between workstation, server, and network admin as well as web development for 20 years or more when I get my degree. I am trying to get myself in a position to be able to interface well with developers and pitch the cool stuff to upper management to get buy in. I should have the business credentials to get management's respect, while having the knowledge of the tech side to be a valuable interface between the two sides. At least, that is my vision, at this point. :-)
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IBM still makes mainframes as well as software consulting. They reinvented themselves and it worked.
I don't see Microsoft ever letting go of Windows and they'll crash holding onto 'em too. Microsoft's got an R&D division that the people selling product never talk to.
It costs to much if they do.
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MS needs to toss its whole marketing team. The two best commercials they've ever done:
1) The rip-off of "I'm a Mac" adds where the guy points at the polar bear (or was it a whale?) and says, "I'm a PC. And I'm trying to save that." There were more "I'm a PC" examples in that commercial and while not original, they got the point across that it's about the effective tools that MS provides and people use.
2) The Windows 7 Phone "Really?" ad. Clever. 'Nuff said.
Most of their speeches and marketing use industry, not public, buzzwords. They're on the "Our users love the Windows 7 Phone because it allows them to consume content quickly" kick right now. I'm sorry, I don't consume content. I check email. I watch movie trailers. I read Slashdot. I'm a person, not the Blob. If MS wants to market to people and not businesses, they need to target their ads. Two different groups, two different commercials.
Putting a few engineers in executive positions is not going to change a corporate culture that thinks stealing search results from Google is "innovation"
'Ballmer turns to geeks to save his own butt' and you turn yours to fart in his general direction?
Initially .net was sort of an answer to Java. It had features that made programming easier. It broke away from activex and that was cool. But then the marketing machine seemed to have guided it from then on. It became a tool to try and get my programming to use more and more MS products. This didn't work for me so I turned to more and more open source. Not out of some philosophy involving openness and free love but simply because the open source products help me solve problems. Then I switched to Mac because at its heart it works with most open source stuff.
So here I am a geek programmer with zero interest in anything MS.
So if MS wants me back then they have to give me tools that I can use to solve problems I have. Not their problem of crappy sales. Then maybe along the way I will use a product or two of theirs.
And he is, except for one thing.
Google has always been about engineering excellence, with market dominance being a welcome side effect. When it works, you get Gmail, when it doesn't work you get Wave.
Microsoft has always been about market dominance through engineering mediocrity and barriers to entry. This has led to the teetering tower of kludge whose pinnacle is Windows 7.
Microsoft CAN'T be engineering-driven the way Google is. Google can change its search engine implementation and strategy continuously and overnight. Microsoft can only change Windows in big increments, with lots of concern for backward compatibility.
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The only reason there are so many viruses for Windows its beacuse its the most widely used OS anywhere in the world. Any other OS with the same level of popularity would have viruses.
If I was on the board, I would have screamed for Ballmer's dismissal in September 1999, when he drove the MS share price down by 3.8% in a single day by saying "There is such an overvaluation of technology stocks that it is absurd. I would include our stock in that category." Ballmer might be a good business person, but as far as setting the corporate culture, he is an epic fail. The big question is, who should replace him as CEO?
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There's a difference: Steve Jobs is an asshole with taste.
So when he yells at an engineer because something is not "insanely great" enough, that engineer knows that Steve Jobs is right.
If some other asshole CEO was doing the yelling, the engineer would be thinking "when can we get this over with, I have stuff to do".
Yes you need engineers, but without someone with taste, the end product would look like a Dell or a Thinkpad. The stuff works, but...
Titanic Sunk Due to Weak Rivets and Bolts not bad engineers. No it's some cost cutter who put the cheap ones in
That's been my experience with 25+ years in a major IT player. What engineers want, is someone that will listen to them. And someone who will grab them under the arms and pull them up and support them when things get ugly, and they get knocked out cold. It's quite simple actually, but it's quite amazing how few managers can do it right. I have seen a few cases exemplary performance. When I was in southern France, doing some firefighting on a project where the shit had hit the fan, and knocked the damn thing over. A couple of the employees there told me that they were coming in on the weekend to work on problems. This was not an order from the management there. Their attitude so impressed me, that I said, "I'll be in with you guys!" The second line manager got wind of the renegade action and showed up in the lab on the weekend. She didn't ask any questions about progress, but just discretely sat at a terminal, and did manager email stuff. And brought pastry snacks for the folks. But you had the feeling that she was there for us, in case we needed anything. One manager did a great job of filtering us from nasty emails about bad management decisions, that would be reversed anyway. Some folks in another department asked us, "Hey, did you see the email about capping our overtime pay?" There was another email a week later, that it was retracted. So our manager had tried to shield us from some unnecessary stress.
On the other hand, my manager left the company. A manager from another department was appointed as his successor. He did nothing for a month, aside from forwarding management and policy notes that he received to us. He didn't even come by to introduce himself. Well, duh! I started the rumor that he didn't exist, but was actually some kind of ELIZA type forwarding engine. Then he invited is to a meeting.
One brilliant engineer colleague of mine had excellent people skills, but declined to be put in the manager career path. He told me, "I don't want to explain to employees all day, why they can't have a bigger monitor."
So, back to the point, Ballmer has a very aggressive ego. I'm not sure if he will be able to take advice from a "mere" engineer. And I'm not sure that good engineers will be able to take his abuse for long.
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Or he'd realize that the instant he puts his tech people in positions of corporate power, they will grow pointy hair.
Actually, Microsoft-and-squishy is so bloated that at this point, the only thing that can rescue them from themselves is being broken up into lots of little Microsofties. Or is that Microsoftettes? How long has it been, after all, since MS last had an actual Idea, all by themselves, that they didn't just steal and then use their usual moves of creating FUD, yanking the OS-level code base around to give the FUD some basis as they break competitors' code, and finally leveraging it into their contracted market on a preferential basis until they dominate the market and people gradually forget that it wasn't MS's idea in the first place. Word processors? Spreadsheets? Integrated development environments? Web browsers? Mail clients? Windowing interfaces? Java? Windowing interfaces with multiple desktops (ooo, forgot, they still haven't figured that one out, have they)? All NIH.
Wait, I know! Vista!
I guess they've still got it...
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They seem to be following in suit of the changes made by Google. http://search.slashdot.org/story/11/01/20/2244202/Eric-Schmidt-Out-Larry-Page-In-As-Google-CEO
All I want from Microsoft right now is Windows Phone 7 to be on Verizon, as soon as possible. While I'm at it, a free version of Visual Studios 2010 wouldn't hurt either.
> I hear he's not doing much of anything these days.
Being dead will do that to you. Might still be a step up for Microsoft, though.
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While I am not a fan boy of Apple and don't run their stuff I must admit they do it right. The combination of innovate ideas, first out of the shoot and an eye to style has always had MS drooling. Now add Google in the mix and Android and just what is left for MS? They run a distant 3rd at best and frankly if they did have tech at the helm its too little too late in my opinion.
Like it or not, computers are becoming appliances, so everything in the future needs to be designed with a UX in mind... which is why Apple places UX and OS designers in the top position, while all the engineers and salespeople work below them.
Getting some heat from your "constituents"? reshuffle some underlings and call it change. Ballmer isn't going anywhere anytime soon...
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The iceberg was the instigator, the bad fasteners just allowed the iceberg to do a great deal more damage, "unzipping" the hull.
Either by itself probably would not have sunk the ship. Both were required, and so both deserve a share of the responsibility. There was also an idiot that didn't know his "port" from his "starboard", and a bigwig that insisted on "full speed ahead" after the collision. No one single thing sank the titanic, it was more a comedy of errors.
I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
Maybe he's only MOSTLY dead?
I was a blue badge there for a while. In six years not once did I see a senior exec walking the cubes / offices, asking for input, concerns or suggestions. That feedback loop is very important if management has the humility to consider input and integrate it.. Success generally comes from hard work, good principles, and luck. I'm sorry but as long as senior management is stifled by corporate arrogance, there can be no effective feedback loop.
...the USA might actually survive a few more decades as a single, unified country.
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no, MS needs a CEO with at least SOME vision. Ballmer has no vision, no concept of what could be. Only what is and to try and jump on trains as they go by.
I can get MS moving again. I can see the looming techs MS should already be capitalizing on.
Yes, I could run MS better then Ballmer, and I'm sure there are others.
Shoving an engineer into a meeting is fine, but without vision, direction and the ability to redo until done it won't change a damn thing.
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It's not about who is nominally in charge of a company. That's always been a secondary matter.
It's who commands the respect within the company, and who gets listened to when he's got something to say.
If marketing listens when engineering says "uh, that's actually not a very good idea", then things work out just fine. Oh, btw. - and vice versa.
Problem with many CEOs, most C*Os and almost all management on the VP/director level is that they think they know everything, that business is a power game and that making your things happen is more important than making good things happen (or being unable to see that these are not identical).
I've seen my share of these. My general take is that most low management people are heroes, even if they're assholes at the same time. Lots of top-level management is bright and cares, though most will gladly stab you in the back if it gains them anything. But middle and middle-to-high management is where they dump all the idiots, psychopaths and outright dangerous people. If you find a good person there (and they exist, I know a couple!) by all means hold on to them, they're an endangered species.
So, Balmer, it's not what kind of people you put on what kind of chairs. It's if anyone listens to them, and that takes a lot more than giving them a nicer office.
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No one single thing sank the titanic
Hubris sank the Titanic.
You can't take the sky from me...
Steve Jobs is an asshole with taste.
That explains why Apple users have such a taste for an asshole.
If the head guy says: "invite this engineer guy into your strategy meetings"
and continues "so you'll have someone to laugh at." Or maybe to throw chairs at.
That's the way large companies often operate: the business managers and marketers claim all the glory for a successful product, and blame the engineers if a product fails.
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Loose women with tightly fitting hoop skirts made God angry.
No one single thing sank the titanic
Hubris sank the Titanic.
No, it was a committee. Just like everything else in life.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Either by itself probably would not have sunk the ship. Both were required, and so both deserve a share of the responsibility.
That's like the drunk blaming the telephone pole for jumping out in front of his car. Both were required for the collision ...
You can't eliminate the need for anti-virus (and, more broadly, anti-malware) software so long as the users are happy to run any random executable in their mail so long as it promises them riches and/or boobies.
Like the monkeys writing Shakespeare, they need more time to copy proper security?
Loose women with tightly fitting hoop skirts made God angry.
Then why didn't he sink the lifeboats containing (mostly) women and children?
There's no place like
Unlike Ballmer, Jobs is visionary. He has an aesthetic sense
Exactly--call me back when Ballmer starts wearing a turtle neck and I'll ditch Linux.
There's no place like
Wasn't the Titanic one of the first ships where to turn left you turned the wheel left? Earlier ships you had to turn the wheel right to turn left. One story was that the people at the wheel at the time were new and were not fully aware of the change.
Disclaimer: I'm sales. And I've worked in a few large PC Corps.
I'm not sure putting engineers in charge is a silver bullet. It will be better than office politicians, but basically companies succeed by
- taking care of their customers. engineers are not an evident choice for that, as they may be too invested in pet projects or technologies, and too removed from customers, especially if they never do any on-site work. having for example witnessed developers designing user interfaces, I can attest... those were neither cute nor functional.
- taking care of their company. office politicians are notoriously bad at that, as they'll push their own agendas even if it is detrimental to the company as a whole. I'm not sure engineers are much better placed to handle either the global picture nor the internal conflicts of interests.
- taking care of their own people. I don't see what advantage engineers have here.
From the outside, I see MS as having issues in all of those, the worst being office politics. Apple seems to avoid that thanks to Steve Jobs acting as a dictator as short-circuiting would-be barons.
The one case in which putting engineers in charge is an asset, is if the company is very technology-driven. I'm not sure that's the case for MS any more.
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What is wrong with Thinkpads?
Steve Jobs is no more or less of a visionary than Bill Gates (I think though they are both very clever they just got extremely lucky, for Gates everything flowed from DOS and for Jobs everything flowed from the iPod).
What's with the gates icon in the first place? He hasn't been working with Microsoft for a year and a half.
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I am just struck by the fact that Balmer did not get his bonus. That means bonuses actually mean something at Microsoft, unlike the financial industry.
This is a major cultural issue with tech companies. By structure, the sales/marketing/accounting guys are the ones that migrate up the ladder; unless your CEO is still your founder. You end up with internal power brokering that pushes the less socially-saavy techies into a development black box.
Back in the Dot Com days, I remember articles from brash sales guys almost proud to know little about the technical side of the business as it was some sort of a badge of honor to say "I'm so good I can sell crap and not even know what it is." It takes quite a bit of humility (or shame) for someone in that culture to bring in techies at a highly visible level. Top-level employees should either have their own tech skills or have access to people that do, but it doesn't seem to happen enough. We've seen way too many CEOs playing musical chairs in tech companies and running them into the dirt.
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I am no MS fan. I haven't run an MS OS since windows 3.1 but I do hope they get it together. If they don't then Apple will be the only real game for the proprietary OS world and anyone who looks can see where they headed and how well that worked for the people with MS's years of dominance. Apple is building a wall, brick by brick so I really hope MS figures it out and doesn't die anytime soon. If this adds some savvy into their myopic, top-heavy world then bring it on.
After delivering so many turkeys. How about this guy?
Yes, Apple has had smart engineering/design people in the right places, but even in the marketing related areas, Apple seems to have done much better.
The business/marketing people at Microsoft have done a number of things differently.
1) regular use of F.U.D. Very misleading statements when comparing security with other platforms
2) Not shipping when announced
3) Shipping things with major (and not quickly patched) flaws
4) Shipping things without some of the preannounced features. Preannounce and underdeliver is quite the opposite being somewhat secretive and providing some surprise with pretty well polished products at release.
5) Overstating user excitement/demand. Lines at stores due to free concert tickets instead of the new product? Subsidized launch parties. Quoting shipments to channel as sold (instead of actual end-user purchase/activation). Citing "sold out" when supply available was very low.
6) Some really strange ads. (At least they've gotten better)
So while one can criticize Microsoft for lacking other skills in key upper management, even the business/marketing skills and vision has been lacking. Encompassing many skillsets good people are needed in EVERY area of a company including those doing things the end-user can't see directly.
Of course if the end-user isn't the one paying companies like Microsoft or Google directly, there's not only the added difficultly of ensuring an optimal experience on hardware someone else makes, but perhaps less incentive as well. It's a bit like looking at the quality of commercial t.v. entertainment and news programming. The problem is better understood when one realizes that the customer is the advertiser, not the viewer. These things cause goals to differ from what consumers might expect.
Some have gone too far in crediting "cool" as being behind Apple sales without looking enough at the user perception of value. (plenty of power, loads of easy to use functionality without a bunch of on-going headaches). More "cool" wasn't enough to get many people to buy the Apple G4 cube when Apple delivered the other attributes in other cheaper products. The Dell Adama laptop was (still is??) marketed as cool, but relatively few PC users have been willing to pay a premium price for it. I noted a Best Buy with some pretty powerful 17" laptop configurations from Sony and Asus, but with battery life of 2 hours or so while the Mac shown (admitted not Apple's fastest 17") got 9 or 10.
I suspect some doing things like playing WoW or working with video while on A.C. power still like those, but really, how many can tolerate such awful battery life? What were they thinking?
I'm not sure how much blame Microsoft deserves for end-user systems that excel in some ways but fall flat in others but it seems apparent that much of that doesn't spin very well as "user choice". Maybe with more geeks in MS management their planning and testing for the end-user experience will look beyond simply minimizing crashes.
Microsoft seems to be learning it is better to shut up when they don't have a good product. They certainly didn't have much to say about tablets/slates at CES this year.
Apparently they don't look pretty enough. I have no interest in a product designed more for aesthetics than functionality.
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While on the surface this sounds like a great idea, I can't help but look back on 15 years of developing software and realize that the people who were the best at with the technical issue were usually the worst at handling the personell and political issues. Just because you good at something doesn't mean you are good at getting other people to do the same thing. It seems that there is a balance point somewhere between business people and tech savy people they need to find.
Add in the clueless security model that Microsoft uses, where anyone and everyone can gain superuser privileges on the OS, and there's your recipe for disaster. Implementing browser functionality that runs random scripts with elevated privileges on a whim is another problem. Please tell me, how does this get successfully executed on a platform with adequate system security principals in use, like Linux, BSD or OSX?
Basically, you're saying what I've said for a while now. Microsoft is a "Windows" company. That is their product. Everything they do is based around "Windows". But even here they fail, because they aren't just a "Windows" company, they are a "Microsoft Windows" company.
Take a look at Android, is there any Microsoft software available for Android? Exchange/Outlook ? Office? Sharepoint? Anything?
Why would a Tech company with entrenched tech products ignore MILLIONS of devices simply because its "not invented here"? And everything I've said also applies to Apple iPhones as well.
The point is, people are not getting a look at Linux through Droid, and seeing first hand that you don't need "Windows" to be useful. And when you compound that the Windows 7 Phone edition looks sucky compared to the others, it tarnishes Windows 7.
Heck, if I were Google, I'd start marketing Android Desktop OS (base it off Chromium OS) to OEMs and see how it goes. People know the Android name now, use it.
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i predict this making things worse for MS. design and innovation will be bogged down by the old hats. in my experience things get done with crazy ideas, kind of like architecture on construction sites. ...bring on the flames
Yes, conglomerates are going out of style lately. Investors have good reason, because the sum of the parts would be worth more instead of languishing under the same roof. You've got MSFT split out similarly to how I see them. Some of the businesses (desktop and business) are mature cash cows with good cash flows and should have rich dividends. Others (consumer products and internet) should be freed from the conservative yoke and strive for accelerated growth. All would get a boost from an announcement that Ballmer was stepping down to "spend more time with his family."
$41 billion in cash and short term investments and no material debt. Love 'em or hate 'em, they have considerable resources to make gains for consumers and investors alike.
...and then acts surprised when they crucify him. :)
It'd be terribly amusing-- albeit not terribly productive --if all his years of, well...being Ballmer...finally caught up with him. :3
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Dead... And yet he still smells better than Ballmer...
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Whatever you think of Jobs from a technical or creative standpoint...it would be foolish to dismiss his success.
There's plenty of room for debate on how he achieved that success, but what's clear from his string of repeated success across multiple projects, is that he's making a little of his own luck.
Even if you think apple products are overpriced locked-down garbage...you should still recognize the fact that he's managing to sell such products in tremendous volumes.
No one single thing sank the titanic
Hubris sank the Titanic.
I thought it was the iron...
Ismay: [incredulously] But this ship can't sink!
Thomas Andrews: She's made of iron, sir! I assure you, she can... and she will!! It is a mathematical certainty.
;-) Gotta admit that had me cracking up when I watched that scene... ummm... not that I watched the movie... or anything...
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But they've at least partially addressed that, haven't they? The "security essentials" aren't perfect, but it seems to be a step in the right direction.
There's a difference. Knowing what I know about how programmers work, this may just hasten MS demise. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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I use and continue to use the best tool for the job, be it Mac, Linux or Windows. I'm happy with just about anything that doesn't get in my way.
Why? Does that surprise you?
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Because of this, nothing he does will get MS out of its slump.
If this is a "slump," I'll take more of the same.
In the second quarter:
Revenues: $19.95 billion.
Business software profits up 35%
Server and tools profits up 22%
Entertainment group profits up 86%.
Kinect is a winner.
Windows revenues down 30%. But with Win 7 approaching a 25% share of the global market for a client OS, that is not the end of the world. No, the iPad Is Not Killing Microsoft's Business
If you're incompetent, just hire a bunch of new people that are too dumb to realize it. Problem solved!
or else!
1) regular use of F.U.D. Very misleading statements when comparing security with other platforms
hi! i'm a mac!
2) Not shipping when announced
any of their editing line (FCP, Color, FC studio, DVD studio)
3) Shipping things with major (and not quickly patched) flaws
quicktime has had the same gamma correction errors for about 7 years now. there are volumes of complaints about it, and though there's workarounds, most users have no idea how to avoid it.
4) Shipping things without some of the preannounced features. Preannounce and underdeliver is quite the opposite being somewhat secretive and providing some surprise with pretty well polished products at release.
RED support in Color.
a reset button wouldn't go amiss either.
5) Overstating user excitement/demand. Lines at stores due to free concert tickets instead of the new product? Subsidized launch parties. Quoting shipments to channel as sold (instead of actual end-user purchase/activation). Citing "sold out" when supply available was very low.
sell-through stats are unreliable and hard to obtain. those are the breaks. Apple has the same dilemma and to say they don't is dishonest.
6) Some really strange ads. (At least they've gotten better)
i have some Apple VHS tapes that would make you spit coffee at your monitor, even if you didn't have coffee on hand and weren't at your computer.
a company is a company is a company.
even opensource zealots spread FUD thicker than Pollock spreads paint, and they're not even paid for it.
Bill Gates and Microsoft just got lucky with an IBM contract that put them on every commodity PC. It wasn't because Gates had some great product vision. His 90s book about the future originally mentioned nothing about the Internet.
Jobs is a designer. He's the kind of guy who took LSD, attended calligraphy classes, and preferred aesthetically-pleasing motherboard designs just for the sake of perfection. I think Microsoft needs more product designers and less engineers--they have so many APIs and product editions and lab experiments that engineering is quite well covered there, in my opinion.
Would have gotten their shirts wet. He does not approve.
Start saving money now and plan on moving into a completely different market.
Open Source has you beat on every product.
Windows Linux particularly Linux Mint 10.
IE Firefox AND Chrome for that matter
Office Libre AND Google Docs
If there weren't entrenched apps built on windows like Dentrix for dentists, MS would have lost it's hegemony some time ago. With apps moving to the cloud: The writing is on the wall. You guys need to switch strategies altogether. YOU CANNOT compete against FOSS long term. Millions of coders are always better than thousands, eventually.
Are you guys making money on the Xbox? That seems to be doing well, despite heavy competition from both Nintendo AND Sony. Maybe get into electric cars or something.
Other than games, software is all going to be FOSS in the next 10 years. It's inevitable.
I hold very few opinions. I hold information based on observation and fact. If you wish to disagree, please use facts.
Its easy to find vulnerabilities when EVERYONE is looking for them. Linux and BSD is nowhere near as widely in use as Windows. The people that use those two also generally have greater know how than an average windows user. Oh look someone sent me notavirus.exe let me run it. Car analogy. I see more broken civics than f430s. Not beacuse the f430 engine lasts longer but because there is a high number of civics around and a high percentage of that high number doesnt take care of them. Do you think that OSX for instance is so locked down that if the same number of people tried to find exploits they wouldnt be able to? When any other OS has equal market share with Windows then i can agree with you.
He is leading by example.
Unfortunately, he's a barker at a circus side-show.
He's riding this gravy train until it runs out of steam.
Hopefully he'll die* or retire** soon or he'll be ousted like Darl " I'm not dead yet " McBride and the courts will put him out of misery.
* Throwing chairs around can lead to heart attacks.
** But then again, Aeron makes for pretty light chairs.
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James Cameron sunk the Titanic.
Why does Nolan Bushnell come to mind when I read this comment?
Boredom is bliss.
Sales people apparently..
Loose women with tightly fitting hoop skirts made God angry.
Then why didn't he sink the lifeboats containing (mostly) women and children?
The devil's in the details.
Because of the children
I'm going to skip on a comparison between OSX and Windows, mainly because I haven't found any reliable sources but since the architecture for OSX isn't that different from Linux I'm just going to put them on the same heap in the next bit. For the usage levels: that depends on what and how you`re measuring, according to this Wikipedia article Linux is actually on the same usage level as Windows on servers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usage_share_of_operating_systems (depending on what and who's usage numbers you believe). I haven't heard of a string of vulnerabilities found in Linux however. Also, I think you`re correlating two facts (more users = more vulnerabilities found) that are really two separate issues. Linux has a decidedly different security model then the Windows family of operating systems which makes it more resistant to attacks (the default user on Linux isn't administrator for instance). Increasing the number of users will undoubtedly trigger more attacks but it's not a certainty that this will also increase the number of vulnerabilities found. For instance, the number of bugs that are found but not fixed are much higher on the Windows platform then the Linux one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_Windows_and_Linux#Security). Now this could entirely be possible that because more people are looking for them that more bugs are found. However, the speed of with which the bugs are fixed in the respective operating systems to me says something about the security mindset. And for Windows this would indicate a relatively low priority. I agree however that a more cluefull user will have his security locked down better then Joe Average.
From an engineering perspective (at least for the old IBM ones) they're OK.
But they'd look rather out of place next to a designer handbag, or in one of those "interior designer" apartments/houses. Whereas a Mac might not. My self-assembled PC would certainly stick out like a sore thumb in those environments :).
Returning to the topic of Microsoft , watch this video to see one of the differences between Microsoft and Apple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXAcwriid0 :).
So what's wrong with that final box? It works doesn't it? As you can see it's a matter of taste
Apparently the video was done by Microsoft employees. So perhaps it's not just the engineers who aren't being heard by management - their own designers might be getting overridden for "business reasons".
This just in, Smartphones outsell computers for the first time. And almost all of those are NOT Microsoft smart phones. They are replacing computers for many people, and yet Microsoft is not targeting any phone save for the ones labeled with "Microsoft" on them somewhere. Take a look around your office, look for a Windows Mobile phone, see any?
Ignoring an entire market space because it doesn't have "Microsoft" on it is just plain stupid.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jv0mxMUeIcToktm19cnHdHqGEiLg?docId=5a76d0b346bd4162a17079ed98ac44b8
In related news, Apple is slated to become the #1 Company in the world.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/41473211
If you call that "success" for Microsoft, great. I don't.
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
We're gonna' need more monkeys.
I drank what? -- Socrates
Jobs just copied everything from Microsoft, who copied it from IBM.
I drank what? -- Socrates
I bought a pair of shoes because of the Jerry/Bill ads. I think their marketing is working.
I drank what? -- Socrates
Linux and BSD is nowhere near as widely in use as Windows by consumers.
Fixed that for you. I'm not sure that you're aware that businesses use Linux and BSD for their servers. In some areas, Linux/Unix is the only machines that companies will use. In the supercomputing field, if you use Windows, people will laugh at you. Even the NSA hardened Linux. Why didn't the NSA harden Windows? Probably because they can't.
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.