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Doctors To Patients: First, Do No Yelp Harm

theodp writes "When he walked into the dentist's office, Ars Technica's Timothy B. Lee was looking for cleaner teeth, but was shown the door after expressing outrage at being asked to first sign a 'mutual privacy agreement' calling for him to transfer ownership of any public commentary he might write in the future about his experience to the good doctor. Lee reports that similar censorious copyright agreements are popping up in doctors' offices across the country. 'Doctors and dentists are understandably worried about damage to their reputations from negative reviews,' writes Lee, but 'censoring patients is the wrong way for doctors to deal with online criticism.'"

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  1. Streisand Effect by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have these dentists never heard of the Streisand Effect? If anyone asked me to sign one of these I'd go right on Yelp and report it. Then everyone would know the professional in question has something to hide.

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    1. Re:Streisand Effect by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was under the impression that a contract cannot take away rights guaranteed by the constitution. Am I wrong?

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    2. Re:Streisand Effect by grub · · Score: 1


      Wait for things like "Doctors_Ratings_2011-12-28a.rar" to be shared on teh evil BitTorrent.

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    3. Re:Streisand Effect by LunaticTippy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many contracts are not legally binding. Many legal contracts contain unenforceable clauses. Lots of them are done intentionally, not for legal reasons but to bully the signer.

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    4. Re:Streisand Effect by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Then no NDA would ever work. You can contractually waive certain rights within limits defined therein. It's not so much 'taking away' as 'voluntarily waiving'. Duress itself invalidates a contract. IANAL etc.

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    5. Re:Streisand Effect by mr1911 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Constitution says the government cannot infringe on your right to free speech. You can certainly enter into a contract to limit your speech. That is exactly what Non Disclosure Agreements are.

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    6. Re:Streisand Effect by JoeRandomHacker · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that a contract cannot take away rights guaranteed by the constitution. Am I wrong?

      True or not, the agreement is assigning copyright on future speech, presumably to allow for DMCA takedowns of "offending" speech, not actually restricting future speech. Really underhanded and sneaky, but to my non-legally-trained eye, not necessarily unconstitutional.

    7. Re:Streisand Effect by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. I wasn't trying to be snarky, just legitimately curious about the law.

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    8. Re:Streisand Effect by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      More than the Streisand Effect there. Not only does this make you look awful to POTENTIAL customers, it makes you look even worse to EXISTING customers, who you're asking to sign the form. If you walked into a restaurant and were met at the door by an employee asking you to sign a waiver indemnifying them in case of food poisoning, would you stay and eat, or run like hell (and NEVER come back)?

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    9. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A contract can not make you do something illegal. There is nothing illegal about saying 'I won't talk about you.'

      More importantly, the Constitution says only what the government may, may not, and must do. It says nothing about what individuals may, may not, or must do. You have no 'constitutional rights' when dealing with another non-governmental entity.

    10. Re:Streisand Effect by guspasho · · Score: 1

      The Constitution guarantees that the government cannot abridge your freedom of speech, it says nothing about voluntarily giving it up in a private contract.

    11. Re:Streisand Effect by guspasho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You mean like the supposedly unconscionable forced arbitration clauses? The ones that the Supreme Court just ruled are valid?

      When everyone requires that you sign all your rights away as a matter of course, what rights do we have left? To to live in the woods somewhere and never interact with another human being.

    12. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Then they're welcome to put it in their contract, as long as the contract can be enforced by them and not by the government.

    13. Re:Streisand Effect by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      So, NDAs must be invalid?

    14. Re:Streisand Effect by ZamesC · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's more than just NDA. Pretty much all writers (Magazine, newspaper, Ad copywriter etc) sign over their copyright to their employers. That's pretty much what the contract is asking. A key difference is that the writers are being paid, while the doctor is merely offering to perform a service (for which the patient still has to pay)

    15. Re:Streisand Effect by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      And it wouldn't be, since the Constitutional guarantee of free speech only applies to the government interfering with your speech. I'm actually having a hard time coming up with an example for any case that a contract between two private parties even could possibly be in violation of the Constitution. Not to say that it's not possible (I'd imagine some examples could be quite interesting cases, as an armchair lawyer), just unlikely.

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    16. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then no NDA would ever work. You can contractually waive certain rights within limits defined therein. It's not so much 'taking away' as 'voluntarily waiving'. Duress itself invalidates a contract. IANAL etc.

      What happens when you don't have a choice anymore ? Will it be considered 'taking away' then ?

    17. Re:Streisand Effect by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      The classic one is slavery - you cannot sell yourself into slavery because of constitutional law.

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    18. Re:Streisand Effect by nebaz · · Score: 1

      It essentially is enforced by them, the government just provides the trappings of enforcement via civil court. It certainly doesn't pay for their lawyers in a breach of contract case. (Copyright infringement is a different story however)

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    19. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      the Constitutional guarantee of free speech only applies to the government interfering with your speech. I'm actually having a hard time coming up with an example for any case that a contract between two private parties even could possibly be in violation of the Constitution.

      The contract wouldn't be, but the government would be if it enforced that contract.

      If the contract said "by signing this, I agree that if I make damaging or negative comments about _dentist_ then _dentist_ reserves the right to refuse service to me in the future", that would be fine, because that's something that the dentist can enforce. But if the government has to enforce it, it's violating the constitutional right to free speech.

    20. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 2

      But if the government enforces a contract that limits your right to free speech they are violating the constitution.

    21. Re:Streisand Effect by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      I don't know if an NDA is legally binding. I do know that it's a record that you promised not to tell about the magic you saw. If you break the NDA it wouldn't be libel for the holder of the NDA to call you out on it. As someone who signs NDAs from time to time, I keep to the rules not out of fear of legal recourse, but I just don't want a reputation as an NDA breaker.

      I'm pretty sure if I signed an NDA and in turn was told that the company's secret to success was soylent green, they would have a hard time suing me for disclosing that. Then again, it all depends on how deep this soylent green thing runs.

    22. Re:Streisand Effect by kheldan · · Score: 1

      THIS. This, times 1,000,000.
      You want me to sign away my right to freedom of speech? Fuck you, I'll see to it that everybody knows you have something to hide.

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    23. Re:Streisand Effect by cyberfin · · Score: 1

      Eeehh, don't know about that. The wood might belong to someone so you might be trespassing. Or your presence might affect a native species or the environment so EPA might oust you.

      I think you might as well go take a long walk off a short bridge...

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    24. Re:Streisand Effect by nebaz · · Score: 1

      The government sets up the system by which both sides can lodge complaints and seek grievances. The other side has to initiate and pay the legal costs.

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    25. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not an NDA, this is a transfer of copyright. The dentist couldn't use it to take down your comments anyway because it's fair use.

    26. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      You can't sell yourself into slavery because of the laws in USC Title 18 Chapter 77. The Constitution authorized that law,but selling yourself into slavery isn't 'unconstitutional', it is illegal.

    27. Re:Streisand Effect by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ...what rights do we have left? To to live in the woods somewhere and never interact with another human being.

      I don't think the latest version of the constitution has that one.

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    28. Re:Streisand Effect by mr1911 · · Score: 2

      Not even close to being correct.

      The government is not doing anything to impact your right to free speech. You do that yourself by signing the contract.

      The government is not going to enforce this by sending soldiers to break your fingers if you type a bad review on ihatemydentist.com. The contract is a civil matter, and you will be sued in civil court. There is no government infringement of your rights anywhere in the vicinity of this concept.

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    29. Re:Streisand Effect by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      In part. Constitutional law in general - I am not talking about the particulars of the American constitution here, with which I am not overly familiar - knows defensive rights against the government. That, for example, would be freedom of speech, which can not be abrogated by the government (within certain limits, e.g. classifying documents). On the other hand, you have more general human rights, e.g. the right to life. Those are not only protective against the government, those apply to every contractual relationship. I can't legally sign away my life or liberty in a contract - even voluntarily, I could not enter a contract that made me a slave. That's certainly a constitutional limit on individuals - via the detour that the constitution requires government to establish laws that make such contracts impossible and that require government to not enforce and nullify such contracts.

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    30. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      The government is not going to enforce this by sending soldiers to break your fingers if you type a bad review on ihatemydentist.com. The contract is a civil matter, and you will be sued in civil court.

      And then what happens?

    31. Re:Streisand Effect by Ixokai · · Score: 1

      From TFA ("amendment"):
              Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      The Judiciary enforcing your voluntary agreement, given without duress, in return for some mutual consideration, to do or not to do something, is not "Congress .. [making a] ... law ... abridging the freedom of speech".

      Its pretty specific.

    32. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately, I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, To put to rout all that was not life and not when I had come to die Discover that I had not lived.

      --Henry David Thoreau

    33. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 2

      The 13th amendment (slavery) is a limit on the power of the states to regulate slavery, and a requirement on congress to pass a law outlawing slavery, not a limit on individuals. The limit on individuals owning slaves comes from US Code Title 18 Chapter 77. If you own a slave you are not doing something unconstitutional, you are doing something illegal. However, if the congress were to do away with USC18-77 (and not replace it with something else), THAT would be unconstitutional. In the absence of such a law you could own a slave.

    34. Re:Streisand Effect by Dunega · · Score: 1

      A trial.

    35. Re:Streisand Effect by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Nope. As multiply stated, then NDAs would be impossible. Government can make no law to restrict free speech. No problem enforcing a voluntarily entered contract that would hit you with a financial penalty when you say something in particular. Government can enforce such a contract just fine via the legal system.

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    36. Re:Streisand Effect by Amouth · · Score: 2

      To to live in the woods somewhere and never interact with another human being.

      If only i could do that - they don't let you do it in the national forests (public land) and if you have private land they come around looking for taxs

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    37. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on how good their carnitas burritos are

    38. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      And then?

    39. Re:Streisand Effect by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1

      that was my first thought. i'd sign it and blast him anyway, WTF?

    40. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      The government has not set up a system by which it can limit your free speech (which would be unconstitutional), it has set up a system where you can be held to your word. If your word is 'I will voluntarily limit my speech', then you can be held to it. If your word was 'I will mow your lawn for $20', the government is neither enforcing lawn care nor the price to be paid for it.

    41. Re:Streisand Effect by Ixokai · · Score: 1

      Reality is calling and wants to talk to you, but you keep screening the calls, man.

      First, "Government" is not some monolithic "thing" that all operates on the same level, with the same rules. In case you weren't entirely aware, the United States is a federal republic -- there's this difference between States and the Federal Government. The First Amendment doesn't even limit all of the Federal Government: it doesn't limit the Executive or Judicial branches, for example. "Congress..."

      The First Amendment prevents the "Government" from passing laws that would take away your freedom of speech.

      Civil law, the stuff that you're talking about with "Government" "enforcing" contracts, is largely the stuff of States. Now, both the Supreme Court and the 14th amendment have since expanded the First Amendment so that it applies to states, too: so these days it really says, "Congress (and state legislatures) shall make no law..." and such.

      But, still: that is applying a rule to the legislative branch of Government, and there are differences in how its applied from state to state. Now, the Judiciary generally is very pro-freedom of speech, for the most part. But it isn't restricted from infringing upon your right to it -- the Courts can issue gag orders, for example.

      Moreover, the Courts acting as (theoretically) fair and impartial mediators between parties in civil suits is not the "Government" taking away your right to speak. If you sign a contract, and that contract is valid (which requires you to do so voluntarily, understanding what's going on, and get something out of it) that says in exchange for X, you won't talk about Y, but you do talk about Y anyways? You can be sued

      That is not the Government taking away your rights. You are entirely free to say whatever you want. You simply agreed that if you said a certain something, then the other party is entitled to compensation.

      The Constitution doesn't include a provision absolving you of any actual personal responsibility. Sorry.

    42. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being deliberately dense.

    43. Re:Streisand Effect by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      "Then everyone would know the professional in question has something to hide." Or like many other people on Yelp, you're a douchebag with an axe to grind because something wouldn't go your way.

      The OB/GYN my wife worked for had this very same problem with yelp. After much legal wrangling and detective work, shw as able to track down the Yelper to a patient that was a drug seeking painkiller addict that she had refused to prescribe more narcotics for. The junkie took to Yelp and started sock puppet accounts and posted negative (and completely false) reviews.

      Really. LOOK at Yelp reviews. So many of them are based on stuff that is completely subjective and not grounded in reality. Look at the places that have been flooded with negative reviews by people that never went to the place but read about some perceived slight on some website. It's a joke but unfortunately it's one that can cause serious harm.

      tl; dr = fuck yelp.

    44. Re:Streisand Effect by Kjella · · Score: 1

      That only works if it's lone doctors, if it becomes more or less a standard clause to get treatment it won't have much effect at all. Never underestimate the power of soft collusion to give all customers worse terms, just like pretty much every EULA says all your base are belongs to us.

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    45. Re:Streisand Effect by MrDoh! · · Score: 2

      And then we have another perfect example of the Streisand Effect. The doc might win, but the damage to his reputation would make it a hollow victory.
      Who'd risk going to see a doc/dentist that bodges up and sues anyone that tries to warn people? (hmm, might have a whistleblower exemption here too).

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    46. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A settlement.

    47. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      The government has set up a system by which it can prevent me from re-claiming a constitutionally protected right because I waived it on one occasion.

      That's no different than cops telling a suspect that because he said something previously when they asked him a question, he had waived his Miranda rights and couldn't use the 5th amendment to avoid answering a question they're asking him now.

      It's wrong. Waiving a constitutional right does not prohibit me from re-claiming that right at any time.

    48. Re:Streisand Effect by MrDoh! · · Score: 1

      Exactly the point. It'd ruin future and existing customers. Who ever thought this'd be a good idea needs a good slapping.

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    49. Re:Streisand Effect by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Don't blame Yelp. Blame the War on Drugs.

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    50. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      You mean the part where somebody employed by the government says "since you spoke freely, you now have to pay".

      Yeah, that's where I thought this was going.

    51. Re:Streisand Effect by blair1q · · Score: 1

      If you are at the dentist and you are in pain or fear and your choice is to sign or continue to suffer, that's coercion, which invalidates any contract signed in such circumstances.

    52. Re:Streisand Effect by KingRatMass · · Score: 0

      ...what rights do we have left? To to live in the woods somewhere and never interact with another human being.

      Most /.er's will find that living Mom's basement will suffice. The lack meaningful human interaction is obviously implied.

    53. Re:Streisand Effect by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      The dentist in the article has definitely heard of it by now. His Yelp rating dropped from 4.5 to 3.5 stars in one day after this article was published. Hopefully that (along with the very well researched and written Ars Technica story - journalism isn't dead yet after all) will convince him to change his policy.

      Though I have to say, I do hope Yelp takes down all of the bogus reviews people are publishing. If you believe the comments, one of them actually went to the office while passing through town, but the rest have no intention of ever going to this dentist or even discussing the policy with him. Every indication from both the article and valid Yelp reviews is that he's a good dentist who just took bad advice from a bogus medical legal services company (Medical Justice).

    54. Re:Streisand Effect by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      Usually a contract has to provide a value for all parties to the contract. A contract that only protects one party with no benefit for the other party is probably weak in a trial situation at best.

    55. Re:Streisand Effect by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I don't know if an NDA is legally binding.

      There is a reason that NDAs are standard procedure almost everywhere. It's not theater. About two minutes of research turned up a couple example cases: Coady v. Harpo, Inc., 308 Ill.App.3d 153 (1st Dist. 1999) and RKI, Inc. v. Grimes, 177 F. Supp. 2d 859 (N.D. Ill. 2001) Believe me, NDAs are very enforcible, so long as certain parameters are followed, e.g. an NDA will not protect information that is otherwise generally available. NDAs are enforcible only if reasonable efforts made to keep information confidential.

      Certain parts of this post were blatantly plagiarized, but this isn't research, and I'm still not a lawyer, so whatevs.

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    56. Re:Streisand Effect by thomasdz · · Score: 1

      Barbara Streisand personally messaged me this link: http://www.yelp.com/biz/ken-cirka-dmd-philadelphia-2
      It's the Yelp review of some philadelphia doctor named Ken Cirka... people should check it out

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    57. Re:Streisand Effect by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      So you are postulating that the entire civil court system is unconstitutional because there may feasibly be a case that hinges upon something someone said?

      The constitution serves to define and limit the powers of the federal government. It does not imply that courts cannot have jurisdiction over civil matters that may relate to speech, religion, or any other Bill of Rights topic you may attach to the argument.

      You are either 1) trolling, or 2) very thick headed.

      And by the way, the court will not send soldiers to collect a civil judgement. So even the point you thought you had is moot.

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    58. Re:Streisand Effect by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      And this is why normal people hate lawyers/government. Does it have to be so indirect and complicated? Without lawyers attempting to weasel their way out of obvious intents of plain language, we could have a much simpler legal system.

    59. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? First of all, you have NO 'constitutional rights' vis-a-vis any non-governmental entity. The constitution regulates the government, not the people. So you did not in any way 'waive' a constitutional right.

      Second, the point about the police is entirely immaterial, because they ARE the government, and thus bound by the constitution.

    60. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      So you are postulating that the entire civil court system is unconstitutional because there may feasibly be a case that hinges upon something someone said?

      No, I'm saying that a ruling that punishes someone for something they said is unconstitutional, except in certain conditions such as if what they said was false.

      And by the way, the court will not send soldiers to collect a civil judgement.

      Who said anything about sending soldiers? So they wouldn't do that. A court order to pay it would be just as unconstitutional as sending soldiers, so my point is not moot.

    61. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      It couldn't be more plain: the Constitution regulates the government, not the people. Period.

    62. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter what they government does to enforce the contract, the can't legally enforce any contract that violates someone's constitutional rights.

    63. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      The judiciary's power to enforce civil contracts comes from laws that were written by the government.

    64. Re:Streisand Effect by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 0

      Aye, that's what I meant by "via the detour". However, no such requirement exists regarding free speech. That's a pure defensive right against government intrusion, not touching private contracts.

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    65. Re:Streisand Effect by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that a ruling that punishes someone for something they said is unconstitutional

      You are completely wrong. Staying awake during civics class would have been beneficial to your understanding of this issue.

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    66. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 0

      You are completely wrong. Staying awake during civics class would have been beneficial to your understanding of this issue.

      Care to enlighten me then? Any examples you can cite that don't fall under a few special cases such as contempt of court, libel, perjury, or inciting violence? When can a court punish you for something you say?

    67. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But only if you agreed to the terms that limit your speech in the first place...bah, why am I trying to explain this to someone who seems so willingly obtuse?

    68. Re:Streisand Effect by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The constitution, AFAIK, doesnt grant rights to citizens, but lays down the limits of the federal government (in theory).

    69. Re:Streisand Effect by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Another key difference is a publisher will pay an author for a period of time, and the author produces works for hire during that period, what the MJ form is claiming is that copyright is transferred over an entire field of subject matter in perpetuity, and without valuable consideration.

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    70. Re:Streisand Effect by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      When you have willingly entered into a contract with a third party that agrees you will not say a thing, and you say it, and the third party brings a case against you in court. Then.

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    71. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 2

      I find it highly amusing that you seem to believe you are cleverly leading the other posters into some sort of logical trap, "HAH! Now I have you! You've fallen into my trap and admitted that in order for the government to enforce contracts, the must censor me, and according to the first amendment, censorship is illegal! Check and mate!" That isn't how it works, and you only succeed in coming across as smug and uneducated.

      You don't understand how the constitution works. It does not pretend to say what third parties can or can't do, it only says what the Federal government can or can't do. For example, it appears you do not know what the first amendment actually says. You seem to be under the impression that it protects your right to free speech. It doesn't. It prohibits the Federal government from limiting your right to free speech. Here, for your education, is the ENTIRE text of the first amendment:

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      Where in there do you see anything preventing YOU from signing away your right to free speech? Where in that do you see anything preventing the government from enforcing contract?

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    72. Re:Streisand Effect by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      A contract can not make you do something illegal. There is nothing illegal about saying 'I won't talk about you.' More importantly, the Constitution says only what the government may, may not, and must do. It says nothing about what individuals may, may not, or must do. You have no 'constitutional rights' when dealing with another non-governmental entity.

      Hmm, I can not refuse to provide service to a customer based on his religion or race. The courts have ruled to do so is violating his Constitutional rights. And I am far from being a government entity.

    73. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 2

      Well aren't you clever? You seem to have found a bug in the constitution which prevents the government from enforcing contracts. I wonder why nobody else in the history of our country ever noticed that? You should probably tell someone what you've found, it will change everything!

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    74. Re:Streisand Effect by arkenian · · Score: 1

      Well yes and no. The government can enforce the penalties of a breach of contract suit or whatever other penalties are written into the contract. What the government CANNOT do, is issue a gag order to prevent me from speaking about what I thought of the dentist trip I had.

    75. Re:Streisand Effect by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that a contract cannot take away rights guaranteed by the constitution. Am I wrong?

      Yes, you're wrong. The Constitution defines and limits the powers of government. It doesn't proclaim some kind of universal rights that private entities (citizens and businesses) have to respect. On the other hand, no one can enforce a contract that you don't sign. IANAL.

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    76. Re:Streisand Effect by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      I also understand that NDA's provide consideration. If you are going to give something up, you need to receive something in return.

      Before the SCOTUS gave that deplorable ruling on arbitration, I would say that an NDA to gag disclosing the results of a service you paid for would not be enforceable.

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    77. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      The constitution prevents the government from enforcing contracts that violate a person's constitutional rights. That's not a bug. That's the way it's supposed to work.

    78. Re:Streisand Effect by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      track down the Yelper to a patient that was a drug seeking painkiller addict

      If you are worried about your patients taking advice from a place like this, that's your problem. Pushing your paranoia off on your patients when they had nothing to do with it, demonstrates that you are not very professional.

      If I heard any of the doctors I knew were doing this, I would immediately leave. In fact, I'll be asking each of them on my next visit.

    79. Re:Streisand Effect by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Tell me, how does a online review site that is ad-supported find the resources to "take down all of the bogus reviews?" There is no way to distinguish between a "real" review and a "bogus" review unless the bogus one is stupid and obvious upon its face.

      A review that simply saws in calm language using good English and correct spelling that says its' a nice restaurant but the cooks keep sneezing while cooking and that you only got a little sick isn't obviously bogus. Maybe the IP address being from a different state might be a clue to such a site, but they probably don't keep that sort of information around. Alternatively, one that talks about the mouldy food, uncleaned restrooms and Grays abducting other patrons might be just a bit too much over the top to be real.

      The answer to this is pretty simply. Anyone that believes an online review is simply being a tool. Someone with an agenda wrote the review - maybe the business being reviewed, maybe just an irate customer that didn't get as good a BJ in the parking lot as they thought they should have. You can't tell, there is no way to tell and because it is all anonymous or semi-anonymous it should all be treated as bogus.

    80. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 2

      And nobody has a constitutional right to free speech. They only have a right to be free from government interference in their speech. When the government enforces contracts, they are not enacting a law that infringes on your free speech rights. They are enforcing contract.

      The meaning of all this isn't open for debate, it has been settled by hundreds of years of legal precedent. Your conclusions are simply wrong. The constitution does not mean what you seem to think it means. Your opinion about what you think the constitution means is worthless and meaningless. You are not a constitutional scholar. You are not a lawyer. You are just some guy who fell asleep during civics class.

      If your opinion had any merit, non disclosure agreements would be unenforceable. NDAs are enforceable. Therefore, your opinion is without merit. Case closed, you lose, now shut the fuck up and stop spreading falsehoods.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    81. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would needing an emergency root canal qualify as duress?

    82. Re:Streisand Effect by lennier · · Score: 1

      You seem to have found a bug in the constitution...You should probably tell someone what you've found, it will change everything!

      It probably would! So perhaps you better make sure that you tell someone other than the President, just to be safe.

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    83. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another key difference is a publisher will pay an author for a period of time, and the author produces works for hire during that period, what the MJ form is claiming is that copyright is transferred over an entire field of subject matter in perpetuity, and without valuable consideration.

      Arguably the dental work you are recieving is payment, the dentist has just raised his priced from $100 to $100 + your potential copyright.

      Its a legitimate concern of the dentist, his livelyhood could be considerably impacted by Mary Neverbrushes who decides she doesn't like being chided for not caring for her teeth and takes revenge by posting negative reviews. I've seen similar online assassination attempts with claims that are outrageous to the intelligent observer, but consider the "proof by assertation" culture Fox News and others have cultivated (Birthers, moon landing deniers, etc); I'm sure they are worried.

      I agree I don't think this is the answer, and while I love my dentist I don't think I'd sign this on principle. The bigger problem is sites like Yelp! and Angie's List have serious issues, and people need to take their info with a lot of salt, not just a grain. Simple example: a favorite Jamaican establishment changed owners and completely changed the food, its now generally hated (bland Jerk Pork?). But the original reviews praising the place are still up. Then factor in that people are mainly inclined to review after a bad experience, and you have a recipie for disaster

    84. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      The government's powers to enforce civil contracts come from laws passed by the government. Any law that allows the government to enforce a contract that violates a person's constitutional rights is unconstitutional. Thanks to the 14th amendment this is true for federal and state laws.

    85. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the dentist knows that some people can be assholes and say shit on Yelp that has no basis it truth.

    86. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 2

      Then explain why the courts don't agree with you. I mean, you keep saying the same thing, and just about everyone else who stayed awake in civics class keeps telling you that you are mistaken, that your interpretation is incorrect. So, do you believe there is some sort of vast conspiracy keeping this all a secret, and if people just realized the truth, the government would have no power over them? Do you really believe the government has no right, and should have no right, to enforce contracts?

      You seem to think that if you keep saying it, that will make it true. But it won't, and it shouldn't. People should have the right to limit their own speech voluntarily, and the government should have the right to enforce such contracts, and in fact, the government not only has that right, they use it all the time.

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    87. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      Not sure what you were trying to link to. It didn't work.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    88. Re:Streisand Effect by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      They don't have to proactively find bogus reviews, they just need to respond to users flagging reviews as bogus. It's not a new concept, and many websites already do it. Yelp actually does try to filter bogus reviews automatically already - but they don't currently take user feedback in the process (which would probably help their algorithm...)

      And in this specific case (which is all I was talking about anyway) it is totally obvious from the comments that they have never actually been to this dentist. All I said was that I hope the dentist realizes he made a bad decision, fixes it, and Yelp then removes the bogus reviews. No idea how that became the springboard for your rant ;)

    89. Re:Streisand Effect by ePhil_One · · Score: 1

      And this is why normal people hate lawyers/government. Does it have to be so indirect and complicated? Without lawyers attempting to weasel their way out of obvious intents of plain language, we could have a much simpler legal system.

      Lawyers are the result of people trying to weasel their way out of things, they bring consistency and repeatability into the process. Plain language is rarely as plain as you imagine it, just look at all the arguements over the second ammendment.

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    90. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      If my interpretation is incorrect than someone should be able to explain why it is incorrect. Just because people disagree with me doesn't mean that I'm wrong.

      If this were a contract where someone had sold themselves into slavery there would be no question that the government should not enforce the contract. I don't see why enforcing a contract where someone gives up their right to free speech should be any different.

    91. Re:Streisand Effect by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Well, drug-seeking douchebaggery is only one example of something where the patient may take things out on a doctor who is actually acting both legally and professionally.

      As far as Yelp or any other comment/rating board goes, you really shouldn't just trust reviews written by random people, if only because the authors will have their own needs and their own axes to grind. There are certain situations where a service provider may act like a jerk, but what you don't hear is that the customer was acting like a bigger jerk. If you aren't a jerk, you may find that you never have a problem with the same service provider.

      I would say online reviews are a starting place, and can be helpful for getting points that you might want to investigate on your own, but you should never simply make a decision based on one of those reviews. If someone says a restaurant is dirty, you might want to check with the health department, or if they say a doctor is unprofessional, some inquiries to the state licensing board may be in order.

      That said, I would definitely be put off by a doctor handing me an NDA like this. Even if I signed it, they would get more than a few sharp questions from me first. Certainly, if I did run into problems, I'd probably just ignore the NDA and keep my identity secure, which is painfully easy. As you would expect, the first thing that would go in the review is the fact that they make you sign the NDA.

    92. Re:Streisand Effect by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      IIRC if you camp in the national forests you are required to move every 2 weeks and clean-up your camp site.

      Sounds very neolithic. Not the cleanup the sight part, but the no improvements and rotating sites implications.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    93. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the government enforces contracts. In doing so they are infringing upon free speech.

    94. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      People HAVE explained why you are wrong, you just refuse to listen. You are incorrect because the Supreme Court has ruled you are incorrect, and the constitution itself says the Supreme court is the final arbiter of such matters. End of story. Selling yourself into slavery is not unconstitutional. It is illegal. Big difference. Here is the 13th amendment:

      Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

      Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.[2]

      and here is the first:

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      I hope you can see the difference here. The 13th says that slavery shall not exist, and gives Congress the power to enact LAWS making it illegal. The 1st says that the government can not make laws prohibiting free speech. The government has not made any laws prohibiting free speech. Enforcing contract is not making a law. And the 1st says nothing about what you, yourself can do, while the 13th definitely does.

      In closing, you are making an extraordinary claim: that all Non Discolsure Agreements are unconstitutional and unenforceable. NDAs plainly exist, and have been enforced for hundreds of years. Therefore, your claim requires some extraordinary proof on your part. Not something that just sounds good. You can argue all you like, but if your basic premises are faulty, all the logic in the world won't lead you to a correct conclusion.

      Please give it a rest, I am starting to feel embarrassed for you. You are clearly just trying to save face with semantic arguments and a stubborn refusal to admit your mistakes. But no one, and I mean no one, is buying it, so all you are doing is making yourself look foolish in front of a large crowd of people.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    95. Re:Streisand Effect by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The government is not going to enforce this by sending soldiers to break your fingers if you type a bad review on ihatemydentist.com. The contract is a civil matter, and you will be sued in civil court. There is no government infringement of your rights anywhere in the vicinity of this concept.

      Wrong. If you're sued in civil court and lose, then you get a Judgment against you. You now have to pay that judgment, or else. If you don't, the winner can seize your assets, or garnish your wages. If they seize your assets, and you try to stop them, the jack-booted thugs (police) can and will physically throw you in jail, and you will now be tried criminally and sent to prison for interfering.

      There's really not much difference between civil and criminal; it's just that civil lets you pay to get out of trouble before being thrown in prison to get ass-raped. In both cases, the government is indeed using their soldiers to force you to comply.

      However, you are right that the government isn't forcing this on you, yet. You still have the freedom to not sign the contract. The problem is what if ALL the doctors and dentists do this? Then you don't have a choice, unless you happen to be a doctor and dentist (not or, and) yourself. There aren't many people who don't need to see both of these at some point in their life.

    96. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Eh, no. It is a violation of his CIVIL rights, not his Constitutional rights.

    97. Re:Streisand Effect by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sure they can. The government does all kinds of things to violate the Constitution all the time. Just look at the Patriot Act, or the SCOTUS case about eminent domain, or seizure of cash without due process. These things are backed up by the SCOTUS (as in the case of private companies taking peoples' homes by eminent domain), so they're legal, even though they directly violate the Constitution.

      The bottom line is that the Constitution is no longer in effect in the USA. It's useless to appeal to it or to "constitutional rights", as these no longer exist.

    98. Re:Streisand Effect by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      And then what happens?

      Well, let's see...

      The government enforces what is decided in civil court.

      It it correct they will not send soldiers. They will send police. but they will still have guns, and have been known to offer the occasional out of hand beat-down.

      I believe this is where you were going?

      Regards.

    99. Re:Streisand Effect by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but your rotting corpse might cause disease, or explode the microbial fauna population causing other issues.

      You just can't win, can ye?

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    100. Re:Streisand Effect by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I don't think QED means what you think it means.

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    101. Re:Streisand Effect by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Technically, they're not saying you can't make the comment. They're saying that, if you do write a comment, you have to transfer ownership of the copyright of the comment to them, so that they can do whatever they want with it. Including taking it down. Still completely outrageous, but not technically signing away a right. Which is why the Libertarians will be ok with this.

    102. Re:Streisand Effect by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Or like many other people on Yelp, you're a douchebag with an axe to grind because something wouldn't go your way.

      You know what? Taking away my right to criticize your services on a public form DOES give me an axe to grind. Fuck you for even thinking about doing such things.

    103. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the government's still involved here: it's the entity that enforces the contract. I assume there's some part of the constitution where it says that the government can restrict someone's speech if that person signed a contract saying that it was okay.

      I wonder how society would be different if the government didn't have that power. There would be no such thing as an enforceable NDA.

    104. Re:Streisand Effect by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the review, but if they are all just commenting on the policy, then I don't see any reason why Yelp should take them down unless he reverses it.

    105. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      There also would be no such thing as HIPAA, or libel or slander laws. There would be no penalties for disclosing any private information about you (it would all fall under 'free speech').

    106. Re:Streisand Effect by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      You mean like the supposedly unconscionable forced arbitration clauses?

      No, not like that. Forced arbitration clauses are ridiculous, but I don't believe there is anything in the constitution or higher law that would make them illegal. You cannot, however, restrict a person's right to freedom of speech via contract. You can restrict what they may say in forums and locations owned by you, but you cannot restrict it elsewhere.

    107. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the use of QED was the only correct thing about that comment. It was proven in his mind...

    108. Re:Streisand Effect by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      In the US you have the Federal Arbitration Act http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Arbitration_Act so a set of enforceable laws.

      However in the case of claims of privacy, the intent is to protect the privacy of the patient not the doctor, so freedom of speech takes precedence. In the case of the doctor attempt to force silence, a penalty is required.

      Overall the story seems more about lawyers gouging doctors with payments for the preparation of toothless legal forms. As for "the prevailing party in the litigation will pay the loser's legal fees" now that one can turn around and bite the doctor right on the ass

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    109. Re:Streisand Effect by WorBlux · · Score: 2
      Copyright arises entirely out of government dictate, and not from private contract. Private contracts about things that exist only by virtue of statute are suspect at best.

      You do know that copyright originated as a scheme of censorship, don't you? Being put to it's original purpose is not altogether surprising, but contrary to freedom.

    110. Re:Streisand Effect by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe the government has no right, and should have no right, to enforce contracts?

      To enforce contracts that violate your protected rights? Yes, I believe they have no right. That is in fact Congress passing a law whose effect is to limit your free speech rights. Period, end of story. Just cause some lawyers (I don't say judges cause most of them used to be lawyers) can do some mental gymnastics and use twisted logic to argue their way out if it does not make it less true. Remember, rights are inherent and inalienable - they are not given, they cannot be taken away, they cannot be given away. This is the mind-set of the founders.

    111. Re:Streisand Effect by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      the Constitution says only what the government may, may not, and must do

      And who enforces the contract? Who made the laws which make contracts legally binding? The government. A private contract between two individuals can only be as powerful as the government that enforces it. If the government cannot legally limit your speech then they cannot legally enforce a contract that does so.

    112. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      The judiciary enforces the contract, as specified in the Constitution. Congress did not create the judiciary. Congress did not create contract law (the judiciary does that). The First Amendment says 'CONGRESS shall make no law...', not 'the JUDICIARY shall enforce no contract...'. Your position is based on nothing except wishful thinking. There have been many cases over the last 200 years of contracts preventing the parties from speaking about one thing or another, and not one of them has been overturned because it was unconstitutional.

    113. Re:Streisand Effect by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      People will say "the free market will fix it". "Either someone will step in who will give you a choice, or you never really needed it.". "The free market never fails!".

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    114. Re:Streisand Effect by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      And by the way, the court will not send soldiers to collect a civil judgement. So even the point you thought you had is moot.

      They'll just send the sheriff to seize and sell your stuff.

      Not soldiers, but police.

      The effect is much the same.

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    115. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the cites. However, I think in the most general terms, NDAs aren't enforceable as gag orders. You can't have someone sign an NDA for, say, the weather, and then sue them when they tell someone it's raining. NDAs are explicit definitions of "trade secret" material and explicit directions on the handling of such material. As such, the general rules and laws regarding trade secret material apply, and the NDA is clarifying what is and isn't a trade secret and what rights the person receiving (or creating) the trade secret material has (usually lots of limitations and very little in the way of rights).

      Thus, if everyone played fair, NDAs could be abolished tomorrow, and there would be no functional difference. They only exist because so many in business plan on screwing others to get ahead, so NDAs, like so many other contracts, exist because of the unscrupulous and the lawyers they employ.

    116. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The contract is a civil matter, and you will be sued in civil court. There is no government infringement of your rights anywhere in the vicinity of this concept.

      When the government comes and takes away your things because of the ruling in civil court that you spoke without permission, it is the government taking away your free speech. The person suing you didn't and couldn't (else they would have done it without running to the government to force the judgment against you). Only the government can, and they do.

    117. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's unconstitutional when the government is the one that ends up enforcing the contract. It's an illegal contract if it is unconscionable (giving away your speech rights forever in exchange for nothing is a clause that would seem to not be enforceable).

    118. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You have the right to free speech. It's worded in the government document that the body governed by that document shall not make any laws abridging that right. It doesn't tell the states what they can do about that right, but it clearly states what the right is (speech). That right exists regardless of whether it's a private party attempting to abridge it or the government itself.

      Also the point is clear that if you are sued, the person doing the actual punishment for you speaking is the government, and by laws that the government passed. That appears to be a direct violation of the Constitution. You can't punish someone for speaking (even as a third party to the event) without affecting their rights.

    119. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If the law allowed you to sell yourself into slavery, then the law would be unconstitutional, and the act of selling yourself into slavery would still be unconstitutional. That there is a more specific law against it doesn't mean that the Constitution doesn't apply.

    120. Re:Streisand Effect by martinX · · Score: 1

      What he means is that if the dentist wins, who enforces the penalty?

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    121. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The Constitution states that we have the freedom of speech. Since the document was designed to govern the federal government, it states what the federal government may do. It would be silly for that document to cover things not under the purview of the federal government. But that in no way means that there is no freedom of speech.

    122. Re:Streisand Effect by kmoser · · Score: 1

      Just write at the bottom, "This entire document is null and void" before signing. And if you want to have some fun, change that to "Doctor agrees to waive any and all charges for services rendered, and will not pursue legal action against patient for monetary compensation." Of course, make sure the doctor signs it as well. (I am neither a doctor nor a lawyer so this is neither medical nor legal advice. But it sure is fun pretending.)

    123. Re:Streisand Effect by jstomel · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that a contract cannot take away rights guaranteed by the constitution. Am I wrong?

      First, IANAL. However, this is a common misconception. The constitution does not guarantee you free speech in all circumstances. It just guarantees that the Government itself will not make any laws that restrict your speech. Anyone else can restrict your speech in any way they see fit using whatever powers they may have. Your company can fire your if they don't like what they say. Your doctor can refuse to treat you. Your school can expel you (assuming it is a private school). Most especially, you are free to restrict your speech by voluntarily entering into a contract not to speak on certain issues. How else would NDAs work? To the best of my knowledge, the Bill of Rights (and most of the other amendments) limits only what actions the Government may take and does not inhibit the actions of individuals or groups such as corporations.

    124. Re:Streisand Effect by honkycat · · Score: 1

      The government has set up a system by which it can prevent me from re-claiming a constitutionally protected right because I waived it on one occasion.

      No. It can require that you uphold a voluntary agreement into which you freely entered and received some form of compensation for. If you do not do so, it may help enforce the terms of the contract that apply should you break the agreement. Doing this simply does not require that the government would be otherwise permitted to require you to take (or not take) the action that you agreed to. I'm sorry if you don't like that, but that's just not how the Constitution works.

      That's not to say the "contracts" being discussed here specifically are valid or enforceable. However, the problem would not be that the government lacks the power to enforce contracts that happen to involve speech.

      That's no different than cops telling a suspect that because he said something previously when they asked him a question, he had waived his Miranda rights and couldn't use the 5th amendment to avoid answering a question they're asking him now.

      Actually it's almost entirely different.

      It's wrong. Waiving a constitutional right does not prohibit me from re-claiming that right at any time.

      You still have that right, and Congress has not and cannot pass a law preventing you from exercising it. The Judicial and Executive branches, however, might well hold you accountable for the result of doing so if it breaks any contracts into which you have entered.

    125. Re:Streisand Effect by WNight · · Score: 1

      you are [claiming]: that by a strict reading of the constitution all Non Discolsure Agreements and many other contractual provisions and laws are unconstitutional and unenforceable.

      Fixed that for you.

      Contract law, in that it is law which can be used to uphold restrictions on speech, seems to be against the spirit of the 1st amendment.

      Otherwise, just for instance, some professionals offering a required service could band together and force you to sign away your rights to speak freely, and the government would enforce it. And that would be ridiculous...

      NDAs plainly exist, and have been enforced for hundreds of years.

      Sure, and there are likely a ton of other ways our current government has drastically overstepped its intended bounds.

      Therefore, your claim requires some extraordinary proof on your part.

      No, it requires a strict interpretation of the words, not a desire to justify our current circumstances.

      He's not claiming NDAs aren't enforceable, he's claiming they should not be, and the government is wrong in doing so.

    126. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      You're saying that supreme court rulings are always correct and shouldn't be questioned. There's no arguing with that kind of reasoning.

      Let me summarize the argument as I understand it.

      Your side: The first amendment only restricts what laws the government can write and therefore can't be used to rule that a civil contract is unenforceable.
      My side: Federal and state laws are used to enforce civil contracts. Therefore the first amendment can prevent a civil contract from being enforced by the government.
      Your side: NDA's exist so you must be wrong, even though I can't explain why you're wrong.

      I do not find that argument compelling. If my interpretation of the law is incorrect, someone should be able to explain why it is incorrect.

    127. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the average Republican mind cannot grasp what "unconscionable" means - since they themselves lack any form of scruples or moral center.

    128. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slavery is Illegal in the United States. HOWEVER, it is a matter of my personal policy, that by reading this notice, you are hereby giving consent and agree to be my personal steward, and agree to hereby do all manner of things as I so may desire. You agree to to this voluntarily for a period of 1 Billion years, or until I should decree otherwise. You do this voluntarily for the privilege of reading this aforementioned statement.

      -Nothing wrong with this. It is all perfectly legal. We are a nation of laws, and laws are here to protect the unfortunate from people who would otherwise use their power and influence to do you harm.

      -What do Martin Luther King, Gandhi, and Miep Gies all have in common. They were all criminals.

      -Did you know that Chingis Kahn invented the Twinkie? It is true.

    129. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horseshit. No contract can be created between private parties that stipulates one party must vote as the other party specifies. The list of potential contracts which are nullified by the Constitution is endless.

      I'm surprised the above comment was not rebutted. Must be due to in usually high percentage of libertarians in the geek community. Libertarians WISH this kind of thing were allowed'at least until it happens.

    130. Re:Streisand Effect by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      Then no NDA would ever work

      That would be one of the 'up' sides, yes.

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    131. Re:Streisand Effect by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 1

      No, because NDA use to refer to data -or knowledge- which are seen to be in need of special protection or descretion. As far as we are talking about valid NDAs at least. Of course certain NDA might also include things that are not covered or legally questionable.

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    132. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Completely incorrect. The "document that governs the government" clearly outlines three independent branches of the government, free from each others influence: legislative (congress), judicial, and executive (president). Furthermore, the judicial branch is explicitly given responsibility for "... all Cases, in Law and Equity ...". Civil proceedings are 'cases in Equity'.

      Now for the First Amendment (where your supposed absolute right to free speech comes from): "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      What is the very first word of that statement? Is it 'The government'? Is it 'No-one'? Is it 'no branch of the government'? No, it is CONGRESS. Exactly one-third of the GOVERNMENT is prohibited from passing a law abridging your freedom of speech.

      Your ridiculous assertion would mean that there could be no state, military, or industrial secrets. It would be perfectly legal for your doctor or lawyer (or anyone else) to discuss your case on the evening news. Anyone at all could say absolutely anything at all about you with no opportunity for redress. The idea that the founders ever intended anything like that is ludicrous. You may have heard of a guy named Benedict Arnold who was not exactly hailed by the founders as being a hero for exercising his free speech rights.

    133. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Your understanding of civics is appalling. The law is not some hierarchical scheme where cases just bubble up until they hit a match. Individuals are not bound by the Constitution. Period. Individuals are bound by laws. If there were no laws against slavery then you could sell yourself into slavery.

      If you want to refute that, find a single case in the last 200+ years where an individual was convicted of violating the constitution, or was prevented from doing something because it would be a violation of the constitution.

    134. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      No, it does not state that at all. What it states extremely clearly and plainly is that CONGRESS shall not abridge your freedom of speech. It places no such restrictions on the other two-thirds of the government (judicial and executive). Guess which branches contract law come under (per the constitution) - judicial (where contract law is made and cases are tried), and executive (police enforcement of court rulings if required).

    135. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Your interpretation is entirely incorrect. The Constitution says that the JUDICIARY's (not Congress') powers extend to 'all cases at Equity' (contract law). The Judiciary (and Executive) branches get their power from the Constitution, just like Congress does. Your earlier assertion that 'congress created the judiciary' is entirely false.

      The First Amendment says, specifically and clearly, that CONGRESS can not create a law abridging freedom of speech. It places no such restrictions on the other two equal branches of the government. Congress has nothing to do with contract law or the enforcement thereof - that is the judiciaries power. And before you say 'but the police will enforce the court's ruling', the police are part of the Executive branch, so again Congress is not involved.

      When you have a few hundred years of case law involving restrictions of speech (state, military, and industrial secrets, court gag orders, doctor/patient privilege, etc) and not one of them supports what you claim is an obvious position, it is pretty safe to bet that you are wrong.

    136. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then he can learn not to be such an abrasive twat to his patients or he can not draw that sweet salary, easy choice.

    137. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Quit using the phrase 'the government', as it is entirely misleading. 'The government' is NOT prevented from restricting your speech, CONGRESS is. And the same document that takes that power away from congress gives the power over civil court to the JUDICIARY. And the police who come to take your things away are under the EXECUTIVE branch, which again has no such restrictions. Congress is the only body prevented from restricting your speech, and congress is not involved in civil proceedings or the enforcement thereof at all.

    138. Re:Streisand Effect by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      No, not really.

      The military is controlled by the federal government - you know, the entity the Constitution limited the powers of. Sheriff's are civilians and do not act on behalf of the federal government.

      In this context the Sheriff would be enforcing a contract based in civil law. The federal government is in no way limiting one's right to free speech.

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    139. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      The problem is what if ALL the doctors and dentists do this? Then you don't have a choice, unless you happen to be a doctor and dentist (not or, and) yourself.

      You still don't have a choice, unless you're the sort of doctor who can remove his own appendix.

    140. Re:Streisand Effect by _0xd0ad · · Score: 0

      Congress did not create the judiciary.

      See, actually, you're wrong about that.

    141. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this, "-1 You're Absolutely Correct But I Still Hate You"?

      (Yes, I know that's you, Kamiza Ikioi, Mr. "I'm a great driver. Other people are idiots and assholes. And anytime I want, I'll post your bad driving on Youtube along with your license plate number." You're an idiot, and a coward, did you know that?)

    142. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Uh, no, I'm not. That act just sets up the structure of the court system (how many justices, where they are, what kind of cases each court will hear, etc). That is what Congress was authorized to do under the Constitution. The judiciary itself, and the power granted to it, come directly from the Constitution (Article III), not Congress.

    143. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      Sophistry. The right to free speech ISN'T PROTECTED. It is not listed as an inalienable right. The government is enjoined from infringing it, but not anyone else. For instance, if you want to come on to my property, you will have to submit to wearing a muzzle and not saying a word. If you don't like it, don't come on my property. If YOU limit your own free speech rights through contract, the government will enforce like it will enforce any other contract. You do not understand the mindset of the founders, you've demonstrated your lack of understanding right here. The bill of rights simply says what the government can't do to you, not what you can or can't do to yourself.

      Now look at the 13th amendment. Totally different. That one says slavery is illegal, and congress can pass laws prohibiting it. So you can't sell yourself into slavery, because that is illegal. Limiting your own free speech is not.

      The simple fact is that this is not open for debate, it is settled, by the Supreme Court. The meaning of the constitution is settled. It is not open to clever debaters substituting their own reinterpretations of it. You could come up with the best argument in the universe supporting your side, and it wouldn't matter. Your argument, no matter how good, would not change things. It is simply one person's opinion, and thus meaningless.

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    144. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for him, and you, his arguments amount to a hill of beans. The constitution says the Supreme Court decides on the meaning. They have. You do not get to substitute your own meaning, no matter how good you think your argument is. Read the constitution and the bill of rights. You do not have a right to free speech. The government is prohibited from restricting your speech, but that is NOT the same thing as an absolute right to free speech. If you think that is wrong, and you want such a absolute right, you will need to enact a constitutional amendment.

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    145. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      We have explained why you are wrong, in as many different ways as we can. You just won't listen, So personally, I am done here. If you can't understand what bws111 is saying, I can't help you, you really are a lost cause.

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    146. Re:Streisand Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yes, you are. The Constitution authorized it, yes, but the first session of Congress created it.

      Article III, section 1 of the Constitution prescribed that the "judicial power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court," and such inferior courts as Congress saw fit to establish. It made no provision, though, for the composition or procedures of any of the courts, leaving this to Congress to decide.

      And anyway, the Constitution can't be used as authorization to do something that's unconstitutional.

      Finally, the executive branch was also set down in the Constitution, but the police (who are part of the executive branch) still can't violate your constitutional rights. Neither can the courts (judicial branch) violate them.

    147. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Do you know what the word 'create' means? The Constitution CREATED the judiciary. It did not exist prior to the Constitution, and did after the Constitution. However, it only had one court (the Supreme Court). Congress was authorized to EXPAND the judiciary, as it has done several times. Congress is not authorized to change the powers of the judiciary, because the powers of the judiciary are stated in the Constitution. For example, the very act cited had part of it struck down as unconstitutional because Congress overstepped the authority it had (which it could not do if creation of the judiciary was by Congress).

      I have no idea what the phrase 'the Constitution can't be used as authorization to do something that's unconstitutional' is supposed to mean. If the Constitution authorizes it by definition it is Constitutional. The only time this would not be true is in cases where there is a conflict in the Constitution itself, and those have been pretty much worked out by now.

      Of course the executive and judicial branches can't violate your Constitutional rights. No-one is claiming otherwise. However, your First Amendment rights (free speech) are only that CONGRESS can't restrict them. It says nothing about the judiciary or executive branches restricting them. And they do restrict them, all the time (think court gag orders, military and state document classification systems, client-attorney privilege, etc). And they have not been found to be in violation of the Constitution. On the other hand, things like the fourth and fifth amendments are not limiting Congress' power, they are limiting the government's power. Thus no-one in any branch can violate them.

    148. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, it does not state that at all. What it states extremely clearly and plainly is that CONGRESS shall not abridge your freedom of speech. It places no such restrictions on the other two-thirds of the government (judicial and executive). Guess which branches contract law come under (per the constitution) - judicial (where contract law is made and cases are tried), and executive (police enforcement of court rulings if required).

      Are you asserting that contract law is made by the judicial and not made by Congress? I think you are the one in need of another reading of the Constitution. Oh, and in case you were wondering, you only capitalize the first letter in Congress.

    149. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Completely incorrect. The "document that governs the government" clearly outlines three independent branches of the government, free from each others influence: legislative (congress), judicial, and executive (president).

      You are the one completely incorrect. They aren't "free from influence" but are dependent on it. The Executive can't arrest someone if they didn't break a law. The Judicial can't make a judgment against someone and enforce it without the Executive. And neither can enforce a law that isn't passed. "Congress can't do this" means that none of the others can either. Despite the attempts of all branches to increase their power, only Congress can make laws, thus only Congress can make anything illegal. If you want to make something legal for all time, regardless of what any other branch wants, all you need to do is to prevent any one of them from doing it. And since making something illegal starts with Congress, it makes sense to name them and only them, rather than redundantly naming all three branches.

      Go back to the 3rd grade and learn about the separation of powers and how all that works, then get back to us. I usually add in some pithy "We'll wait" statement, but based on the fact that you are not only 100% wrong, but so confident in that incompetence, I expect that you'd get an F in 3rd grade because you'd argue with the teacher and never actually listen to anyone - but we can always hope the idiots could open their eyes.

    150. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The Judicial have no power to take anything from you unless Congress gives it to them. The Executive has no power to take anything from you unless Congress gives it to them. You need to learn capitalization and basic civics. Call us when you manage to actually read the Constitution once through without having to ask your 3rd grade teacher to define the words for you.

    151. Re:Streisand Effect by bws111 · · Score: 1

      OK, you have revealed yourself to be a complete moron. The Congress has NO POWER over the President (except the right to impeach). The President has NO POWER over the Congress (except the right to veto). Neither one has any power over the judiciary. The judiciary has no power over Congress or the Presidency (except the right to strike down laws as unconstitutional). That means they are all "free from the influence" of each other. It is also the separation of duties you claim to know so much about. Of course the functioning of the government is dependent on all three, but nobody said otherwise.

      Next, you might want to re-examine the Constitution to find out who has power over civil law (which this whole discussion is about). Here's a hint - it's not Congress. You won't find a single word of contract law in the US Code.

      If the words (like "Congress shall...") in the Constitution have no meaning, why are they there? Just to make the document look pretty? Why do some amendments (like the first) specifically mention Congress, and others (like the fifth) don't? Just the whim of the writers? Maybe, just maybe, it is because that is what the writers actually intended. Maybe, just maybe, the writers had enough brains to realize that sometimes secrets ARE important, and if someone voluntarily gives up his right to speak about something, he can be held to that.

      Again, I challenge you to find a SINGLE case in the last 220 years where a legally issued judicial gag order, or a case involving state secrets, or any NDA type situation was overturned because it was a first amendment violation. Let me guess, 220 years of the judiciary have gotten in wrong every time, and only you, the super-genius Constitutional scholar, know what was really intended.

    152. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      My argument is that the Judiciaries's power to enforce civil contracts is based on state laws and is therefore subject to the First Amendment.

      For example any civil contract I agree to is enforced by the California Civil Code. This is a collection of laws that were passed by the legislative branch of the California state government, therefore they are subject to the First Amendment.

    153. Re:Streisand Effect by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      OK, you have revealed yourself to be a complete moron. The Congress has NO POWER over the President (except the right to impeach).

      The PRESIDENT can't enforce a LAW that was never PASSED. Thus, the congress HAS power OVER the President in that the president CAN'T do something he isn't authorized TO do by law. The FBI enforces THE law as PASSED by Congress. And thus THE Congress has power OVER the President.

      Again, go back to 3rd grade and get the basics. You've apparently passed right into graduate studies in nutjob governmental rants (along with your random capitalization of words, which I tried to incorporate because it apparently is how nutjobs like you speak). The three branches must work together, and they all have power over each other. It's the balance of powers and the separation of powers. You've apparently focused so much on the separation that you don't understand that balance means they must have some power over the others, even if they share no powers between each other.

    154. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      I made a rational argument. You haven't refuted it. If you want to agree to disagree that's fine. But don't accuse me of being unreasonable just to save face.

    155. Re:Streisand Effect by MaDeR · · Score: 1

      If they have good food, they would not need to do NDAs.

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    156. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      You made a rational argument based on faulty premises. All the logic in the world won't lead you to the correct conclusion when you start from untruth. The constitution is not a debate club. You can't change the agreed upon meaning with a logical argument.

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    157. Re:Streisand Effect by WNight · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for me? I'm explaining how you missed the point of the post you replied to.

      But you still miss the point. If the gov is prohibited from passing any law that restricts speech, and the supreme court interprets a law as justifiably restricting speech then the gov still has an unconstitutional law. The constitution doesn't read "[shall pass no such law] except indirectly."

      The technicality of who is infringing on your right to speech is less important when it's still government men (sheriffs, judges) who enforce it.

    158. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      Read the constitution, please, this has been explained in this thread before: the first amendment prohibits congress from passing laws that prohibit free speech. That is all. It does not prevent the other two branches from limiting speech, so the executive, in charge of criminal prosecution, can enforce a person's own voluntary limit to their own speech in cases such as this. End of story. Next time, either stay awake in civics class or listen to the people who did.

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    159. Re:Streisand Effect by WNight · · Score: 1

      Yes,we know how it is.

      That is how the law works, and what the SC says, and how presidential candidates interpret the constitution. But by a strict reading, they're wrong.

      If the constitution is the spec and the law the implementation, and they match, they can still be wrong if they don't properly represent the intent.

      But yeah, you have a serious case of shoot the messenger. You were missing the OPs point and you seem determined to be belligerent and keep missing it.

    160. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      No, they are not wrong by a strict reading, and I am not missing the point. His point was, "the entire history of interpreting the constitution is wrong because I misread the constitution." Here's the entire text of the first amendment:

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

      Where in that do you see anything prohibiting the executive branch from doing it's job enforcing the law by punishing those who break contracts they voluntarily signed? Now, people here have been making a mistaken correlation between the first and thirteenth amendments, saying that you can not legally contract yourself into slavery. But the wording of the thirteenth is very different:

      Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

      Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

      Slavery is illegal. Limiting your own speech is not. You can argue that the current state of affairs is not how you would like them, and that you would like to change the constitution to protect free speech, but that is not how the constitution is currently written. It does not protect free speech, it only limits one branch of government from passing laws that limit it.

      I would argue that that is as it should be. I should be able to, for instance, demand your silence in return for some consideration from me, such as would be the case with NDAs and trade secrets. I can also prohibit you from copying my copyrighted works, infringing my trade marks, or using my patents, all of which are technically limits on free speech. I should also have the ability to recoup damages from you if you slander or libel me, and prevent further slander or libel through court actions against you, all of which require the government to back up my rights by limiting your speech. And of course, there is the well known prohibition against shouting "fire!" in a crowded theater.

      Your right to free speech does not trump all other rights in existence.

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    161. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      I only need two premises.

      1. The First Amendment applies to state laws.
      This is based on establishment clause in the 14th amendment. Specifically the text: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." The supreme court has ruled that this amendment extends the protections in the First Amendment to state laws.

      2. State laws are used to enforce civil contracts.
      You can look this up for your state if you don't believe me. In California where I live civil contracts are enforced by the California Civil Code. This is a collection of laws that was passed by the state legislature.

      The only logic I need to use that since the First Amendment applies to state laws and state laws are used to enforce contracts then a contract that violates the First Amendment cannot be enforced by the state.

      This wouldn't automatically invalidate all NDA's because the Supreme Court has ruled that trade secrets are not protected by the First Amendment. It does mean that a person can't put any conditions they want into a contract and expect the government to help them enforce it.

    162. Re:Streisand Effect by WNight · · Score: 1

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
      Where in that do you see anything prohibiting the executive branch from doing it's job enforcing the law by punishing those who break contracts they voluntarily signed?

      The part that says Congress shall make no law [...] abridging the freedom of speech. Notably absent is a phrase like "no laws directly abridging", or "except indirectly".

      Now, people here have been making a mistaken correlation between the first and thirteenth amendments, saying that you can not legally contract yourself into slavery. But the wording of the thirteenth is very different:

      Yes, and 13 is greater than 1. Perhaps in the seventy-five years since the first amendment people realized they needed to be more explicit. If written knowing what we now know perhaps they'd have said "No federal law is valid where it abridges the freedom of speech, etc..."

      Slavery is illegal. Limiting your own speech is not.

      Yes yes, that is how it is under the currently accepted reading. You say you aren't missing the point but this suggests you are. He's not saying it is that way, but that perhaps it should be.

      You can argue that the current state of affairs is not how you would like them,

      Nope. Just saying that the current state of affairs doesn't appear to be justified by a strict interpretation.

      but that is not how the constitution is currently written.

      No, that is how it is written. But we both agree that it's not how it's read.

      It does not protect free speech, it only limits one branch of government from passing laws that limit it.

      Yes, any laws that limit it. There are no limiting phrases.

      I would argue that that is as it should be. I should be able to, for instance, demand your silence in return for some consideration from me, such as would be the case with NDAs and trade secrets. I can also prohibit you from [...]

      Yes yes, there are many reasons you'd want to muzzle someone. Such as offering to pay them damages if and only if they agree to never disclose your mistakes, even to others in their position.

      I should also have the ability to recoup damages from you if you slander or libel me, and

      And I should have a pony.

      Your right to free speech does not trump all other rights in existence.

      No, but perhaps it was meant to trump all laws.

    163. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      No, the right to free speech was never meant to trump all laws, as our government placed limits on free speech from the very beginning, such as libel and slander laws, anti sedition laws, laws against inciting riots and violence, and so forth. You see, certain types of expression are simply not 'free speech' and are not protected.

      I'm glad you walked back your original position and are arguing the new, less ridiculous position of "This is how it should be" instead of "this is how it is," but our founding fathers were smarter than you, and they knew what most people have been trying to tell you: there should be limits to what you can say, you should be able to voluntarily limit your own speech, and the government should enforce all legal contracts.

      You do not understand the constitution. Debating with you has been an absolute pain in the ass, because you won't listen to reason and fact. You are now on my ignore list, buh bye.

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    164. Re:Streisand Effect by spun · · Score: 1

      The first amendment does not apply to state law, as the first amendment guarantees no privileges or immunities, it only limits what one branch of the federal government does.

      State law does not limit speech. Enforcement of contract is not a law limiting speech. The federal government is also prohibited from seizing property, yet when someone breaches a contract, they can seize property specified in a breach of contract clause.

      You are simply wrong. No matter how eloquently you argue the point, you are wrong. I don't know how I can make that any more clear. You can not win this argument. The truth is what it is, and your argument only serves to demonstrate that your own understanding of our government is incorrect, nothing more. It does not matter what you or I say, the law is the law, the constitution is what it is, hundreds of years of case law can not simply be wished away.

      I hate sophists such as you, who believe truth doesn't matter, only what they can make people believe. I have no respect for you, and if you continue to attempt to debate me, I will make my lack of respect for you more and more clear, so fuck off you sophist asshole.

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    165. Re:Streisand Effect by WNight · · Score: 1

      That you call either of those statements 'my' position just proves you didn't even read what I, or the guy before me, was actually saying.

      My point, though it's just a restatement of the point of the guy you were arguing with, is that the first amendment appears to block all laws congress would pass which would interfere. Yes, we do know that's not the interpretation of anyone in power. You keep saying that various groups disagree but that's not relevant for the issue, which is what it appears to be saying.

      You claim that the wording of the first amendment, versus the more direct wording of the thirteenth, indicates how it's intended only to block direct laws. That would only be true if the first was written after the thirteenth.

      Sure, you disagree. Noted. But then you go on providing evidence that doesn't speak to the issue. Get tested for reading comprehension.

    166. Re:Streisand Effect by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      I am impressed that you're so confident you're right considering you haven't presented a single fact or supreme court case to back up your argument.

      You say your position is backed by case law. I looked and I haven't found a supreme court case regarding whether or not a contract like the one in the article is enforceable, so any statements about how the supreme court would rule is speculation. Personally I find it hard to believe that any court would enforce a contract like the one in the article.

      My previous post already refutes the first two arguments you made, so I'm not going to respond to them.

      Someone who presents a rational argument as clearly as possible is not a sophist.

      I looked over some of your other posts and you're mean and unnecessarily abusive. If you're right you shouldn't have to resort to personal attacks to win an argument. I honestly don't understand how you can be that abusive day after day. For me whenever I'm mean to someone, even someone I hate, it makes me feel horrible. You must be a miserable person and I feel sorry for you.

  2. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 2

    when your own sig file outs you as a shill/troll, I really have to wonder what the internet is coming to.

    We've got from people trolling legitimate users, to trolls trolling trolls, to trolls trolling themselves.

  3. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Chiropractors have no medical basis and can quite easily injure someone. It is classed as a new age medicine and has been shown to be dangerous by P&T Bullshit.

  4. If your doctor or dentist actually needs this... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You should probably find another doctor or dentist.

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  5. How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I get bad enough service anywhere, I will post a review somewhere. Mostly products and restaurants, but I've done it for a doctor that gave me an appointment 3 months out and then was hours late.

    I almost never do this with my real name. It can be my pseudonymous yelp, google, etc. account. No doctor would be able to know that some nick is my real name. Unless they want to get a subpoena for every negative review (actually I can see some asshole doctors doing this) there is no way to enforce this policy.

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    1. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Man, I hate when doctors don't blow off emergencies to be on time to appointments made three months ago.

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    2. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      But, if you're going to be posting a review it ought to be under your real name. It's the only way for their to be any accountability. This isn't like a restaurant where you can be pretty sure about what is and is not the fault of the restauranteur, with medicine it's tricky and doctors can end up being negatively rated for things which they have no control over.

    3. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      A golf game is not an emergency.

      If you cannot make your appointments have your secretary call the people who will be impacted and reschedule. If you want to charge $40 for a missed visit, I should be able to charge my hourly short term contractor rate for time I wait beyond a reasonable 5-15 minutes.

    4. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I'd be more sympathetic if it wasn't a pattern. I spoke to other patients in the waiting area, and some of them were regulars. They lamented the wait, and said that it was always bad. First appointment slot of the day was often late because the office would schedule 10 of them.

      There are lots of doctors that don't habitually overbook their schedule. Smart ones actually leave gaps for urgent matters, or to recover their schedule after an unexpectedly long appointment.

      I don't care if they have loans or whatnot. This particular doctor was a dermatologist who makes more than 6X median wages for the area. I was seen by a PA and met the doctor for mere seconds. That is blatant greed and bad care.

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    5. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by spun · · Score: 1

      Man, I hate it when doctors charge ME a fifty dollar cancellation fee if I'm ten minutes late, but they feel free to schedule patients at ten minutes a pop when they KNOW it is going to take longer. It's not emergencies that make a doctor late, it is greed and a complete lack of respect for their patients' time.

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    6. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2

      There is no way I am putting my medical care on the interwebs under my real name.

      Besides, the doctors made their bed. They fought having meaningful rankings made public. They fought having outcomes measured. They don't deserve sympathy for people trying to review them despite their constant opposition.

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    7. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by SethJohnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I almost never do this with my real name. It can be my pseudonymous yelp, google, etc. account. No doctor would be able to know that some nick is my real name.

      See, that's what I was thinking. Then I re-read the description of the agreement. The patient is turning over all copyrights to future reviews to the doctor. If the doctor has one of these documents signed by EVERY patient, then he can petition the review site (Yelp) to remove negative reviews because he would claim to have copyright ownership of those reviews purportedly written by patients with anonymous names.

      People posting in this thread about signing away right to free speech, etc. have only skimmed the summary without understanding this is assigning copyright ownership of future reviews to the doctor. There is no surrender of free speech. It's saying the doctor owns the content the patient may produce as a result of the service. It's the same as a journalist working at a newspaper. The newspaper owns the copyright to all articles created by its staff. Sure, it's backassward and a powergrab on the part of whatever doctor is trying to use this to suppress negative ratings.

      Should it ever go to court, it would be unlikely to hold up, but I doub't an outfit like Yelp would resist a formal letter with some attached photocopies of some signed legal-sounding agreements. They'd probably yank the criticism from the site and then offer to sell some ads to the doctor in the same conversation.

      Don't forget, Yelp isn't selling anything to the users. Yelp's customer is the doctor.

      Seth

    8. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Spectre · · Score: 2

      Part of the problem is the insurance companies ... if a doctor doesn't become a member of the plan, then they lose a potential patient base. But if they do become a member of the plan, then the insurance company dictates how many patients per day the doctor should be seeing and which treatments they should be providing, etc.

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    9. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      I refuse to make any appointment after 9:10 AM. If I cannot be assured that I will be seen reasonably on time, I will not go. Sadly, eventually doctors will catch on an do what the telephone company does: we will see you sometime between 8am and 4pm. If you are not here when you are called, you are skipped and charged a fee.

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    10. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by spun · · Score: 1

      Well I am not a morning person at all, so it sucks that the only way to guarantee being seen in a reasonable time is to get there first thing in the morning.

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    11. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I almost never do this with my real name. It can be my pseudonymous yelp, google, etc. account. No doctor would be able to know that some nick is my real name. Unless they want to get a subpoena for every negative review (actually I can see some asshole doctors doing this) there is no way to enforce this policy.

      Don't take the risk. Tor is your friend. And free wifi.

    12. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      In the end, they are trying to stifle facts being disseminated by patients who had bad experiences. Facts cannot by copyrighted.

    13. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats with slash losers and always thinking they can spot greed? Do you know for sure? I hate doctors who do this but I hate people who look for greed and corporate overlords everywhere they look.

    14. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      I almost never do this with my real name.

      Fine, but that makes your criticisms that much less reliable to others. Anyone can set up a fake account and say whatever they way.

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    15. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      That is blatant greed

      Why else would you put up with undergraduate pre-med harassment, med school entry b.s., and hazing (residency)?

      The AMA is largely to blame for the current "attitude skew" of M.D.s in America.

    16. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      I hope you write good reviews as well, otherwise, you're just poisoning the results.

    17. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      The contract is printed on cheese.

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    18. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      But, the thing is that they're not meaningful rankings and there are already ways of handling it that don't involve the town square. If you're an asshole that chooses to take it to the town square, then you've made your decision to make things public.

    19. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      I just sign the words "Under Duress" instead of my name. Try and tell the court it wasn't, when I clearly wrote that it was!

    20. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      Reviews rarely contain (only) facts.

    21. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I'm aware, but they aren't trying to stifle the review because they don't like the creative opinion it expresses. They're stifling it because they don't want people to have the facts.

    22. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I used to try this trick, but it seems that doctors have caught on to it. I made an 8:30 appointment, the first slot of the workday. I got there at 8:15 and watched 5 other 8:30s show up. I was seen towards the end of the group, probably because I was a newer patient. During my hour wait I saw a stream of patients show up, roughly at the same rate as they were being seen. The office had an hour backlog built in to their schedule, before anyone was seen.

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    23. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      How is this for a fact.

      A drug addicted patient is doctor-shopping for the next one who will agree to prescribe him painkillers without questions asked. The doctor realizes that, and correctly and ethically refuses to do that. Next the addict goes to yelp or some other site and posts "OMG this is the worst doctor ever he left me in horrible pain and refused to treat me"

      Explain what the fact is, and how should it be dealt with. Preferably without wasting the doctor's time so he can keep all his appointments with minimal wait, and without legal fees so that the practice's fees can be kept low.

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    24. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by brentrad · · Score: 2

      Should it ever go to court, it would be unlikely to hold up, but I doub't an outfit like Yelp would resist a formal letter with some attached photocopies of some signed legal-sounding agreements. They'd probably yank the criticism from the site and then offer to sell some ads to the doctor in the same conversation. Don't forget, Yelp isn't selling anything to the users. Yelp's customer is the doctor.

      RTFA. Yelp says that they have never taken down a negative review at a doctor's request, and they don't intend to.

      Yelp told us that they "have never elected to remove a review in response this type of takedown request."

      Yelp shares Seltzer's assessment, telling Ars that "there are any number of reasons to believe the agreements don't hold water as a legal matter." Yelp spokeswoman Stephanie Ichinose signaled a readiness to fight these agreements, which she says "put the needs of doctors ahead of a patient community that has surprisingly few places to turn for helpful information about the medical profession." "We are happy to support a patient's right to free speech," Ichinose said.

    25. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I used to post (and read) reviews on some doctor ranking website. They removed my negative reviews and left the positive ones up. I don't even remember the name of the website, and obviously it is not thriving.

      I'm aware of Yelp's conflict of interest, and some of the controversy over reviews going missing, but they have never removed any of my negative reviews. If they ever did, they would lose my business. There are plenty of other review websites.

      Yelp needs to remember that their users are their product. If they make their product feel unheard, they will stop speaking and go elsewhere.

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    26. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Drown it with good reviews. If they are a good doctor, that shouldn't be so damn hard.

    27. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      Posting under his real name doesn't give any additional accountability. If I were reading reviews how would I know that the reviews are under real names or not? The only reason for his real name would be for a rebuttal from the service provider (doctor, dentist, etc.) which could get nasty quick.

      Online reviews need to be treated like random comments you hear from someone in passing on the street. Someone who's name you don't know and will probably never see again. Ignore the comments that are unreasonable or come from crazies. and if hundreds of comments are 4 star or higher, you might want to think twice about that guy who wrote the 1 star review.

    28. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I'd like to at least hope that your average person can read the reviews and tell the difference between a customer who had unrealistic expectations and was infuriated when they weren't met, vs. one who legitimately had a bad experience.

    29. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I don't know of any health plan that forces doctors to see a certain number of patients a day. Certainly, the health plan can impose payment limitations, which can cause doctors to want to see more patients in a day to make enough money to turn a profit after paying his rent, staff, malpractice insurance, student loans, professional memberships, etc.. but I can't understand any doctor being forced to see a certain number of patients by a health plan.

    30. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Have you ever given a _positive_ review? Have you even given a neutral review? The problem here is that most online reviews are negative because that's the only time people bother to spend the time at it. So by looking at online reviews you are seeing a negative bias.

    31. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I agree that some doctors have terrible regard for their patients, but in general doctors are often forced to make their offices little more than assembly lines.

      Yes, they have loans (often amounting to 100's of thousands of dollars), they also have malpractice insurance that is through the roof due to the rampant rate of medical litigation. They also have to pay staff, pay rent on their office, pay for constant retraining to stay on top of new diagnoses, medications, and treatments,. They have to pay for expensive memberships in professional organizations. AND, they have to look at your ass naked. I mean, i'd charge 6x the going rate for forcing me to do that alone.

      Doctors do make good money, but they have invested a lot of time and money to get to that point.

    32. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      There aren't lots of good reviews for good doctors. Patients with a normal level of care don't rush out to Yelp to gush about it. Voluntarily offered reviews that are not solicited are never a representative sample and should never be treated as such.

      Treat ALL online reviews as biased! This is basic internet literacy!

    33. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      You would see this with the Kaiser model.

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    34. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2

      he would claim to have copyright ownership of those reviews

      I don't think you can copyright a review. I could easily write a program to generate every possible 100-word review (for instance), store them in a closet, and claim copyright over every single 100-word review in the world.

    35. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I tend to write good reviews a lot more than bad reviews. I do enough research before going to a restaurant, event, or service provider that I rarely have a bad time. I always try to resolve things directly before writing a bad review. I will never silently endure a bad experience and anonymously vent about it, that is the worst way to improve things.

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    36. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Treat ALL online reviews as biased! This is basic internet literacy!

      Yeah, that would solve the problem too. But since people don't, soliciting positive reviews is the correct course of action.

    37. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by MrDoh! · · Score: 1

      No way this can be binding.

      "My doctor replaced my arms with my legs, and my legs with my arms, he's terrible"
      Signed,
      Anon.

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    38. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 2

      Astute point, Seth. The doctor isn't shutting up his patients, he's just making a copyright grab for whatever reviews they write.

      If I were a patient who had a bad experience with such a doctor, I'd write plenty of bad reviews. I'd write a couple thousand words of bad review every day, and post them to multiple sites all over the internet. I'd write a robot to re-post them every few days. Sure, the doctor owns them all and he can spend as much time as he wants chasing them down and having them removed. I guarantee that I can write enough libel to choke his secretary's efforts to purge the net of any bad reviews.

      Sure, I'd lose whatever yelp and other social media accounts I used, but I can register for more of those. It also would bring up an interesting legal question -- could they try to sue me for copyright infringement, even though the work that is copyrighted doesn't exist until I create it? Can a copyright lawsuit prevent the creation of new original work? That's a situation I'd call the EFF about, if it came to pass.

      Whatever lawyer advised the doctor to use this contract gave him bad advice. Push it just a little and it makes life very difficult for the doctor.

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    39. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, having someone else write the review with you as the subject would get through this no sweat?

    40. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Well, your well thought out and reasoned argument is compelling, but I still have to say "WTF?"

      A health plan only covers how a doctor is paid. It can't force him to see 20 patients an hour or whatever. That makes no sense. Unless the doctor was employed by Kaiser, in which case it's a different story.

    41. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Parent was saying that some had proposed taking meaningful measurements of doctors' performance and publishing their rankings, and doctors banded together and lobbied against it. Now they are facing the noisy mob of the masses, who are completely meaningless cretins that distort facts and seek to blame someone for anything that doesn't work out right, and they think it's unfair. They have no way to fight back because they willingly resisted every weapon offered to them to clear their own names in the face of mindless, rabid smear campaigners in the fear that those weapons would show that, yes, these doctors actually do suck.

      Town square is the only place to go now, and the doctors' only defense is to cry that you're lying. Really now, who are you going to believe?

    42. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by spun · · Score: 1

      Why, are you a greedy corporate overlord? What's it to you? Do you defend all powerful people from criticism, or do you have some criteria that must be met for you to leap to their defense? You really don't have to look too hard to spot greed and people who seem to believe themselves to be your overlords.

      You ever watch Monty Python's Life of Brian? You remind me of the prisoner who shares Brian's cell and defends the Romans. Maybe if you kiss their ass enough, the corporate overlords will let you be one of them, and you can oppress those who are inferior to you. I wouldn't hold my breath, though.

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    43. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Kaiser doctors are employed by Kaiser. My gf had Kaiser for a while and talked to them about their model. She wasn't happy because it is difficult to change your primary doctor, and the ones she found were all overworked and complained about being unable to manage their workload.

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    44. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by SMoynihan · · Score: 1

      I am in the strange situation of having visited a dentist today (first time in 10 years, erp), having followed the advice of online reviews. They were excellent.

      Back to your post: OK, the dentist* has a set waiver form.

      There is NOTHING stopping you (barring pain) refusing to sign (or even, as writings are relatively anonymous, say that you had). When they ask you to leave, you write up a scathing review that they refused to treat you despite appointments; speak of their useless, defensive service; and state how you were shown the door when you refused to waive your right to judiciously review their service. You give it 0 stars or what have you - and cast doubt on any positive ratings anyone else gives.

      I know where I would not go if I read that review.

      Also, as you have specifically stated you have not signed their "all my writings belong to dentist" clause, they cannot ask that it be taken down.

      Obviously, my opinion... Argue as you will.

      *After six years of a PhD, I rankle at calling Bachelor's of Medicine "Doctors", let alone giving tooth drillers that title. Not that I would mention it in the chair...

    45. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Most doctors don't spend a significant amount on malpractice insurance. Nationwide, malpractice insurance accounts for 2% of spending, and defensive medicine accounts for another 5%.

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    46. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about bitching to a friend about the poor service at the doctor's office to a friend or family member, who then posts a comment. They are not a patient so the doctor does not have the right to remove the comment. Of course the next step is for the doctor to have you sign an NDA for their service so you can not talk to anyone about the service or your health in general...zip...down the slope we go.

    47. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by jklovanc · · Score: 2

      First it is completely different from a newspaper/reporter relationship (not just backassward). In the first case the reporter is creating a "work for hire" which is a well established principle. In the Doctors/patient case the patient is paying the doctor so "work for hire" does not apply.

      There is also a huge loophole in the contract. A patient goes to a doctor and has an issue. The patient verbally tells a friend about the issue. The friend posts a review. There is no stipulation about verbal communication in the contract.

    48. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I consider 2-5% of my income to be significant. It's all the nickels and dimes that add up. Also, that number is misleading, since doctors in busy metro areas pay a lot more than doctors in rural areas. I'd like to see those numbers normalized to be "per patient" rather than averaging all doctors together.

    49. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      That's different then. If the doctor is employed by the health care plan provider, then the doctor isn't being paid per patient. It's not the plan that is dictating how many patients they can see, it's the owner of the clinic, which in this case they happen to be the same parent organization.

      You're trying to attribute the rules of the plan to the rules of the employer.

    50. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I consider 2-5% of my income to be significant.

      Yeah, my property tax falls within that range, I think. But I've never heard of landlords raising rent prices exorbitantly high because their property taxes are so high. It's such a small chunk of change that it's not really a valid excuse.

    51. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      Rent is made up of all expenses, including tax, mortgage costs, maintenance costs, turnover costs, etc.. all of which are various percentages of the total rent, plus profit. If taxes double, you can be certain that rent will go up by more than the amount the taxes increased.

      If Malpractice insurance is 5%, and student loans are 20% and rent is 15% and staff costs are 40%, it all adds up. You can't take one piece of it and say "that's not important" because it's the whole that makes up the final price.

    52. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by zvar · · Score: 1

      True, but once cash changes hands it's not a request, it's a business transaction.

    53. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Overhead and profit account for over 30% of US healthcare spending, so 5% is a relatively insignificant part of the total.

      It bothers me when otherwise rational people rant about the skyrocketing costs of medical malpractice insurance and ignore the 6X as big specter of wasteful, frustrating bureaucratic overhead imposed by the insurance companies.

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    54. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I'm not ranting about malpractice insurance. It's just one piece of the costs. Also consider that liability insurance is not just malpractice. The facility has liability insurance as well, and this cost is often charged 2, 3 or more times because of different entities (equipment costs, for example have liability insurance as part of their cost, as does medications, and other items).

      And it does make a huge difference. Let me give you an example. I recently lived in a 3rd world country and had to go to the hospital. The way things worked in that country was that they had public socialized healthcare, but there were long waits and generally was not the best care. They also had private hospitals that gave the same level of care one would expect from a US hospital. However, the cost was a fraction of what the same treatment would cost in the US. The hospital was affiliated with a major US hospital, and the doctors had all been trained in the US, and had the same standards.

      I was told that the cost of insurance was a major factor as to why the private hospitals were so much cheaper than in the US. The country had no liability litigation, so if something went wrong, you had no recourse. Of course there were other factors as well, such as much cheaper labor costs for nurses, maintenance, etc.. but as an example, a hospital stay was $200 a night, and an MRI was $250 wheras an MRI in the states would have been several times that.

      Yes, of course there are multiple factors that affect the cost of everything. But each piece contributes it's own part of it.

    55. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      I sat in a waiting room for 2 hours while I could hear the doctor in the room next to me making cold calls for a multi-level marketing business.
      Needless to say I've never gone to that doctor again. But I didn't post any reviews online, I wish I had thought of that.

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    56. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I was told that the cost of insurance was a major factor as to why the private hospitals were so much cheaper than in the US. The country had no liability litigation, so if something went wrong, you had no recourse. Of course there were other factors as well, such as much cheaper labor costs for nurses, maintenance, etc.. but as an example, a hospital stay was $200 a night, and an MRI was $250 wheras an MRI in the states would have been several times that.

      I'm going to say that the answer was probably A) labor costs or B) cash-on-the-barrel vs health-insurance-billing-bureaucracy-overhead. Mostly A.

      Texas has pretty much eliminated malpractice lawsuits for several years now, and it's still got the city with the second most expensive healthcare per-capita in the US. Doctors are spending much less on insurance here in Texas now, and they've got shiny new toys to prove it. My own doctor started wiring me up for an EKG every year. An OB I know dedicated the exam room next to the room with her ultrasound machine for some new bladder testing machine. I guess they've gotta spend their money on something, it's not like they can charge less when Aetna and everyone else dictates what they'll pay.

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    57. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After six years of a PhD, I rankle at calling Bachelor's of Medicine "Doctors", let alone giving tooth drillers that title. Not that I would mention it in the chair...

      You anti-dentite bastard.

    58. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The newspaper owns the copyrights on the staff writing because it PAYS them a salary making it a work for hire. If I hire someone, I think it's a lot more reasonable to expect their work that I paid for to be my property than it is for some work I perform to become theirs.

    59. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Of course they do! Perhaps it's true, and perhaps not, but there have been quite a few allegations against Yelp about selling the removal of nagative reviews (and even fabrication of negative reviews).

      Nearly everyone in prison is falsely accused, just ask them!

    60. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Zomalaja · · Score: 1

      "Preferably without wasting the doctor's time so he can keep all his appointments with minimal wait, and without legal fees so that the practice's fees can be kept low." Are you serious, have you ever been to a Doctor and been seen at or near your appointment time ? Have you ever gotten the bill and thought "Gee, thats certainly a fair price for the services rendered" - If so, please furnish names, I don't care where they are, I'll see them .

    61. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Another interesting point in that, if they contractually own the libelous reviews, can they sue you for libel?

    62. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by brentrad · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm doubting you or defending Yelp (I have never used them and have no idea if they are reputable or not), but all you've said is "there are quite a few allegations." And as we all know, anybody can allege anything about anyone, and that doesn't make it the truth.

      So therefore...[citation required].

    63. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      A doctor could not claim copyright over a review without confirming that the reviewer is a patient of theirs, which is a violation of HIPAA. These so-called doctors don't actually have a leg to stand on here.

    64. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2% of all healthcare dollars. Not of physician income. More like about 10% of physician income.

    65. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you can copyright a review.

      Let me guess it wasn't law school that led you to that thought.

    66. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Zomalaja · · Score: 1

      My wifes doctor has had his office call us before the appt and tell us that due to an emergency, he will be very very late, did we want to reschedule ? I have also been told while waiting that the doctor had to leave due to an emergency. Common courtesy is what I call that.

    67. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Right, all I said is that it's rather silly to assert that they don't remove negative ratings for a price just because they say so. It would also be silly to claim that they do just because some random netizen says so. Either way, citation needed.

    68. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      If I get bad enough service anywhere, I will post a review somewhere [. . .] I almost never do this with my real name.

      This probably bothers me more than anything else I have read in this entire thread, on both sides of the issue.

      You're willing to do something that will damage somebody's business, based entirely on your own opinions, and yet you're not willing to stand behind those opinions by signing your name? There's something about this that strikes me as just plain wrong.

    69. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by brentrad · · Score: 1

      Isn't the general rule "innocent until proven guilty"?

    70. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by sjames · · Score: 1

      If I was considering punishing them in some significant way, yes. Especially if it was in court. In other matters, the de-facto standard seems to be preponderance of the evidence.

      They need me to believe them, I have no such need myself, so it puts the burden of proof on them.

    71. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      Should it ever go to court, it would be unlikely to hold up, but I doub't an outfit like Yelp would resist a formal letter with some attached photocopies of some signed legal-sounding agreements. They'd probably yank the criticism from the site and then offer to sell some ads to the doctor in the same conversation. Don't forget, Yelp isn't selling anything to the users. Yelp's customer is the doctor.

      You are absolutely right, but the customers are the vendors that supply the content, and the eyeballs that view the ads. They cannot completely alienate their users, especially with so much competition out there.

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    72. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      They don't have to claim copyright, though. Their argument goes like this:

      The review was either written by a patient (in which case they claim it belongs to them) or it was written by someone posing as a patient (in which case it is a fraudulent review). They don't have to confirm or deny which of those two cases applies, because regardless of which case applies to the situation, they have legitimacy to demand that the review be taken down.

    73. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I have a lot of friends with businesses and am sympathetic to their struggles. However, there are many businesses with owners, managers, or employees with bad attitudes that need to be brought to light.

      I never post an overall negative review without first attempting to resolve things while I am there, and if nobody there is in a position of authority I will call or make a return visit. I don't silently nurse a grudge and then anonymously rant about it.

      If somebody mistreats me, refuses to make things right, and is hostile or rude about it then they have harmed their own business. I have a right to speak about my experience, in my opinion it is an obligation.

      I am a private person, and don't like for my ramblings to be linked to my identity forever, possibly to be used against me in business, healthcare, or personally. I don't even put my real name on slashdot, although you don't either.

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    74. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 1

      And when the receptionist tells me after I've been waiting an hour that it'll be at least another hour, he has three patients ahead of me, and he's always like this? That's not an emergency, that's poor planning and a fundamental disrespect for the patient.

      And, for the record, I fired him on the spot and demanded my copay back (that took some doing). Found another doctor who respects his patients' time, and wrote the first doc a note explaining why I'd fired him. He didn't even have the courtesy to apologize.

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    75. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      Yes I have. Better yet, I am a doctor, and I always see my patients within 15 minutes of their appointment time. And over 95% within 10 minutes. Believe me, it's VERY hard to do. And I don't play golf either so don't use the "tee time" meme.

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    76. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by SethJohnson · · Score: 2

      I could easily write a program to generate every possible 100-word review (for instance), store them in a closet, and claim copyright over every single 100-word review in the world.

      I encourage you to attempt your proposed effort at writing such a program. All the computers in the world working 24 x 7 on such a task wouldn't complete it in your lifetime. The Oxford dictionary contains more than 171,476 English words. Do you know how many unique combinations of those words are possible within a 100-unit space? And consider all the alpha-numeric variations, proper nouns, foreign words and foreign nouns.

      You're going to want to make some extra space in your closet for storing all those reviews.

      Seth

    77. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by MaDeR · · Score: 1

      This rule apply in court, not here.

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    78. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by brentrad · · Score: 1

      That rule applies everywhere, in my opinion. You're free to disregard it and live your life as a cynic, but I choose to live by a general rule of "give everyone the benefit of the doubt until they prove themselves unworthy."

    79. Re:How could this possibly be binding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the doctor has one of these documents signed by EVERY patient, [...] he would claim to have copyright ownership of those reviews purportedly written by patients with anonymous names

      Not very sound. You can easily watch phrasing and ask a fried to post it for you. "My brother interviewed me, he holds the copyrights"... voila.

  6. This type of thing should be illegal by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    This type of thing should be illegal. First thing wrong is it hampers someones right to free speech. Second, a man should be subject to his actions. If he does something wrong, the public (future patients) have a right to know about it.

    Granted, you have idiots and troublemakers who post unwarranted bad things, but they too should be subject to their actions.

    1. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by mr1911 · · Score: 2

      This type of thing should be illegal.

      Why? it is a voluntary contact. Yes, it is stupid. That just means you need to find a new doctor.

      First thing wrong is it hampers someones right to free speech.

      No, it doesn't. Again, a voluntary contract. Your speech is only limited if you sign the contract - just like a Non Disclosure Agreement.

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    2. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by sohmc · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify:

      The Constitution protects you from the government, not to a private entity. If you sign a contract, then you agree to it.

      The best way for a doctor or dentist to prevent bad exposure is to make clear that they want to fix anything if you have a bad experience. Always give the merchant a chance to turn things around. If they still fail, then they deserve the bad review.

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    3. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Why would it be illegal? Just find a different doctor/dentist if you don't want to sign it. If enough people do that then they will think twice about requiring it.

      And many things hamper a persons right to free speech. Everything from NDAs to sexually harassing comments. And unless Congress is your doctor then the 1st Amendment doesn't play here.

    4. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then when medical boards/unions start strongly encouraging all doctors to do this where are we left? In some places getting a new doctor isn't easy either.

    5. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, why are people so worried about this? Do you intend to sign the contact with "Anonymous Coward on Slashdot". The doctor needs to demonstrate the material to take down is indeed theirs.

      The contract sounds horrendous but is almost completely unenforceable.

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    6. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. Again, a voluntary contract. Your speech is only limited if you sign the contract - just like a Non Disclosure Agreement.

      Uh huh. And this will never catch on and become standard procedure for all health professionals. Just like one-sided "contracts" haven't become standard in the phone business, the ISP business, the cable TV business . . . and just about every other business. But who really needs health care, anyway? If I don't like it, I can clean my own teeth.

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    7. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by smelch · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know that in this day and age even disagreeing with somebody is hampering somebody's rights?

      We must supress the freedom to enter in to contracts! It's the only way to protect our freedom!

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    8. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by The+Wannabe+King · · Score: 1

      But your teeth will be cleaned by an invisible hand! Isn't that convenient!?

    9. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And unless Congress is your doctor..."

      Pelosi-Reid-Obamacare anyone? Or BC/BS-Anthem-Aetna-Optima-Assurant-care.

    10. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Why? it is a voluntary contact. Yes, it is stupid. That just means you need to find a new doctor.

      I agree, to an extent. But at the same time, WTF is up with them waiting until you've set the appointment and arrived at the office, ready to go, before they spring this shit on you? You've already set aside the time in your schedule and gotten away from work, just to be told -- what, you're inches away and you can't go through unless you agree to waive significant rights, and you're expected to sign it in seconds or no appointment for you.

      They could have given you the forms a LONG time ago so you could actually do an INFORMED review of them before coming in. But no, that would make it too easy to exercise your rights.

      It's modern extortion. Make it as difficult as possible to say no, courtesy be damned.

      If a doctor will only serve patients that agree not to post attacks against them in public -- fine. But FFS, be transparent about this. For something this ununusual and burdensome, the patient better have it clearly explained to them before they even set an appointment. None of this, "oh, just *one* more form to sign away fundamental rights -- you don't have to read it, it's standard" bullshit.

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    11. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      I'd say the best response would be to NOT sign it, refuse to pay any missed appointment fee (since you weren't made aware of this when you agreed to the appointment), and then post a bunch of reviews online stating that they require all patients to sign an agreement that if they treat you horridly you're not allowed to tell anyone about the bad experience you had. They can't claim they have the copyright to your review if you clearly state you never signed the agreement.

    12. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. Losers shouldn't be allowed to post negatives reviews just because it doesn't meet their unrealistic expectations. Of course the only way this is possible is for there to be zero anonymity and for review sites to refuse reviews that aren't accompanied by multiple forms of corroborating evidence.

    13. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a voluntary contract when you need medical help and you won't get any if you don't sign it?

    14. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      The best way for a doctor or dentist to prevent bad exposure is to make clear that they want to fix anything if you have a bad experience. Always give the merchant a chance to turn things around. If they still fail, then they deserve the bad review.

      Just so you know, I agree with your service recovery model. It just really disappoints me that we have started looking at health care providers as merchants.

      If I get bad service during an oil change I feel free to bitch and moan and light them up on Yelp. I would like to hold my Doctor to a higher standard.

    15. Re:This type of thing should be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation required]

  7. wow. by indecks · · Score: 0

    These people are ridiculous!

  8. NDA Doesn't Apply to Non-patients by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The office complained that the main reason to ask people to sign these was that non-patients were fraudulently posting lies and negative information on message boards. When Timothy asked how this NDA would even apply to non-patients, they shut up and couldn't answer him.

  9. EFF Has more on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2011/05/medical-justice-stifling-speech-patients-touch

    "Whether you’re buying a car, looking for a nearby cafe or hunting for deals on sneakers, the Internet – and especially crowd-sourced online review sites like Yelp – can help you decide which businesses to patronize. But one company is taking away users’ voices when it comes to reviewing medical services. Medical Justice, started in 2002, is a member-based service for physicians that works to restrict unflattering reviews of participating doctors. Patients who go to these doctors sign a contract that assigns, in advance, the copyright in any online review to the physician being reviewed. A doctor who doesn’t like an unflattering post can then use a copyright infringement claim to have the post removed."

    1. Re:EFF Has more on this by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      It's a weird idea, since a contract can always be broken. How do they expect to prevent people from breaking their contracts, and thus retaining their copyrights? Do they un-do the surgery? That would be even worse press. Is there a monetary fine clause for breaking the contract? I can imagine the press there, too.

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    2. Re:EFF Has more on this by spun · · Score: 1

      Think it through, man! Contracts can be broken when one party fails to live up to the conditions of the contract. In this case, that is not possible. You assign the copyright to the doctor, it's a done deal. You post a nasty review. The doctor tells the site in question, "That review is mine, here's the contract that says so. Take it down." And the site in question does so. How in the world are you going to do anything about that? Tell the site, "Nuh uh, it's mine despite what the contract says, 'cause I'm breaking the contract, see?" What do you think the site would do? What would a judge say?

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    3. Re:EFF Has more on this by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      You assign the copyright to the doctor in exchange for dental service. If you didn't receive satisfactory dental service, the doctor didn't fulfill their end of the agreement.

    4. Re:EFF Has more on this by spun · · Score: 1

      No, that's not what the contract says. it is not 'in exchange for GOOD service." That would be useless! I mean, if you are trying to prevent bad reviews, but your contract only applies to good service, then any bad review automatically negates the contract. You sign the contract in exchange for being seen at all, good service or bad.

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    5. Re:EFF Has more on this by smelch · · Score: 1

      In this case if you write a comment or review, by contract you give the doctor the copyright. This allows them to have the review taken down. If they know you wrote the review and they know you signed the contract, they send a DMCA takedown, maybe a copy of the signed contract to prove they have your copyright, and if you contest that in court, the court will say "yeah, that's a contract, they have copyright." There doesn't need to be a monetary clause, because the property to exchange is the copyright.

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    6. Re:EFF Has more on this by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      No, that's not what the contract says. it is not 'in exchange for GOOD service."

      I didn't say "GOOD" service. I said "service". There is a basic expectation of service from a doctor who is treating you. If the doctor doesn't meet that expectation you could argue that they broke their agreement with you and you have every right to break your agreement to not tell anyone.

      By the same logic a restaurant could justify using canned cat food in their tuna melt, because "it is tuna, it's just not GOOD tuna; you paid for a sandwich that had tuna at all, good or bad". That argument doesn't work. There's a basic expectation; if it isn't met, they failed to keep their end of the deal.

      You sign the contract in exchange for being seen at all, good service or bad.

      No, you don't. Because by that same logic they could have you waive your right to sue them if the doctor accidentally breaks your tooth off. Again, there is a basic expectation of service.

    7. Re:EFF Has more on this by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      In this case, I have failed to allow him my copyright. That breaks the contract. There's no teeth to the contract.

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    8. Re:EFF Has more on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point would be that the signed contract would give the doctor recourse to deal with Yelp directly and leave the patient out of it entirely. With the contract assigning copyright to the doctor, the doctor's lawyer can send a letter (probably a DMCA notice) to Yelp asking for the posting to be removed and Yelp will likely comply.

      Doctors can already sue their patients for negative reviews that contain factually-incorrect (libelous) information with or without any upfront contract. But that would generate a lot of negative PR. Being able to deal directly with Yelp (and companies like it) to have undesirable postings silently removed is easier from the doctor's perspective.

    9. Re:EFF Has more on this by badran · · Score: 1

      How will the doc know or prove that SprinklCat is actually Mr. Morgan who had the root canal?

    10. Re:EFF Has more on this by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      By the same logic a restaurant could justify using canned cat food in their tuna melt, because "it is tuna, it's just not GOOD tuna; you paid for a sandwich that had tuna at all, good or bad". That argument doesn't work. There's a basic expectation; if it isn't met, they failed to keep their end of the deal.

      It worked for Taco Bell.

    11. Re:EFF Has more on this by spun · · Score: 1

      That isn't how it works. You aren't talking about breaking the contract, which means not living up to your end of the bargain, you are talking about invalidating the contract after the fact. By signing the contract in the first place, you have assigned the copyright to the doctor. It is, at that point, his copyright. How would you go about taking it back? Just saying, "I break the contract, it's not yours anymore" doesn't work.If it did, contracts would be utterly worthless, because anyone could say the contract was broken any time they wanted.

      You only need teeth when one party wants to impose penalties if the other party fails to comply. In this case, the other party can not fail to comply, the copyright is reassigned to the doctor as soon as the contract is signed. It's not as though copyright is a physical thing you can simply refuse to deliver later on. You delivered the goods when you signed the contract, it is not physically possible for you to break it.

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    12. Re:EFF Has more on this by spun · · Score: 1

      Well, you may be right, I'm not a lawyer and I suspect you aren't either, but it certainly wouldn't be cut and dried. Say you did get bad service and posted something online. The monitoring service would contact the site and show them the contract you signed. The site would take down the comment. At that point, you would need to sue to get it put back up. Maybe you would win, maybe you wouldn't, but you would need to spend the money to fight this.

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    13. Re:EFF Has more on this by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Maybe you would win, maybe you wouldn't, but you would need to spend the money to fight this.

      Or just re-post it under a different name and let them try to sue you with a lawsuit that I'm pretty sure they can't win.

    14. Re:EFF Has more on this by spun · · Score: 1

      See, now that was my first question: how are they going to tie some psuedonymous account to the person who signed the contract? The whole service seems doomed to fail.

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    15. Re:EFF Has more on this by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      If they actually had a case they could subpoena the logs and find out who posted the review. If they wanted to spend that much time and effort on it, anyway.

      But since I don't think they actually have a case, I don't think they could do that even if they wanted to.

      Of course, IANAL, so I could be wrong.

  10. Times change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've gone from "The customer is always right" to "All your base are belong to us".

  11. Government by tsnorquist · · Score: 1

    Won't be long until the US Government institutes this policy with its agencies.

    1. Re:Government by jdastrup · · Score: 1

      Since when do Government Agencies care how their service is? Posting a bad review about the DMV isn't going to make anyone avoid getting a driver's license.

  12. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by jandrese · · Score: 1

    That's my thought too. Why would they need such a document unless their service is crap? If someone is maliciously writing bad reviews, chances are they don't even go to that doctor or dentist in the first place.

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  13. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by zeroshade · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is absolutely no 100% safe and effective medicinal treatment for anything. No matter what it is, there is both the possibility it might not work, might have a side effect, or what not. To claim that any medical treatment is 100% safe and effective proves that you are just shilling.

  14. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

    Because many customers/patients blame the vendor/doctor when the product or service is fine the the customer/patient is an idiot.

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  15. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    Just wait until the ER wants you to sign this while you are bleeding from a headwound or some other serious injury.

  16. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by bhcompy · · Score: 2

    Masturbation is a medical treatment and is 100% safe and effective.

  17. Sign a scrawl that says "Rejected" or some such il by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't sign your name but just some scrawl that says "rejected" or Go suck a lemon" or some such,
    in sufficiently illegible form, then if they try to come back, you can point out you did not agree
    to the terms. If they remark it doesn't look like your sig, then tell them too bad...

  18. The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by eepok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I don't agree with such contracts, I really can understand why doctors would want to use them.

    Back in the day (5-10 years ago), most doctor reviews were tempered by face-to-face interaction. "Hey Bill, how's your dentist?" -- "He's alright. Just ask to get gassed and all dentists are good, am I right?"

    But come the internet with pseudonymity (or at least obscurity), people have deemed themselves connoisseurs of consumption-- veritable professional critics of the utterly mundane.

    Yelp houses an asinine number of these people who will judge an entire business (small, large, chain, etc.) on single experiences. Their words will be filled with praise or disdain. Hate or Love. They photograph EVERYTHING, photograph and compare perfect omelets, critique the crispness of lettuce in salads, comfort of chairs in waiting rooms, and even banter of workers.

    They scrutinize everything mundane because the quality of service and products are so similar, there's NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT otherwise. They polarize their opinions with "Avoid this place!!!" and "YOU MUST TRY THIS PLACE OUT!" and given the following on sites like Yelp, it actually affects business.

    And it's not as though histories of reviews can be wiped. I know of one small bike shop that was, understandably, railed for its elitist attitudes towards budget bikes. When new management came in (bike hippy instead of Lycra-rider), the Bike Shop itself changed, but it still had to fight 3 years of bad reviews on Yelp.

    I really don't blame doctors for attempting this route. There are better ways to go about it, though.

    1. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      That bike shop should have changed its name. That is what one should always do if such a massive change is made.

      If I am going to a restaurant I want to know if they serve soggy lettuce. Doctors often charge if I am late but make me wait hours so the damn chairs better be comfortable, and hell yes if I am paying the workers can try to pretend to be working.

    2. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by maxume · · Score: 1

      You sound an awful lot like a connoisseur of Yelp.

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    3. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't you hate it when inferior people get all uppity and attempt to judge their betters? They should just mindlessly consume what they are told to and spare us their worthless, inferior opinions.

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    4. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the truly ignorant are fooled by a simple sign change. I've seen multiples instances of a single location being occupied by a Chinese restaurant, the sign changes every year or two, but the people running it remain the same. The food on the menu varies a little with the sign change, yet the quality remains lackluster at best.

      I believe peer reviewing can be a helpful tool, but it's difficult to filter out the noise when revenge/troll motivated review-bombing is so common, as is overuse of hyperbole.

    5. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by smelch · · Score: 1

      If you are judging your doctor based on the comfort of the chairs you are an idiot or know two very good doctors at comparable, affordable rates.

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    6. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hell yes if I am paying the workers can try to pretend to be working.

      I'll pay 2 to 1 to anyone willing to bet that this guy didn't write this post from work.

    7. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by Tiger_Storms · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to agree with you, This is a private practice that the doctor is doing not a huge company. not to mention that whole doctor patent confidentiality. It's not like they are going to go to a physician's website and complain about how rude you were and to never let this person to other places.

      People are mean, I always see more bad reviews than good ones and you really can never tell people to write good ones, the few people who have good experiences normally never need to share that on the internet. but if someone feels they've been wronged in some way by a person or company they feel it's their job to tell everyone on the internet how much the place 'sucks'

      I mean I hate it when I go to a store and they give me the receipt and say 'give us a 5' when you do the survey. If it's my review I'm going to be honest about it not give 'em a 5 just because they told me too.

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    8. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this way the hell up, please. The democratization of information has has a nasty little byproduct of "democratizing" expertise. Everyone is now seemingly an expert at everything (ahem, wikipedia) and everyone's opinion "counts". And just like the entertainment and food review columns, opinions aren't opinions unless they offer a "critique"...too positive and your opinion is not taken "seriously".

      Adding up these factors:
          - anonymity of online reviews allows people to be nasty in an unchallenged manner
          - given the choice to complain or praise, people will more readily take the former
          - 90% of people will not take the time to write a positive review -- reference any apartment review website
          - hypocritical viewpoints (regarding trust) from the general public on online service reviews:
                            i.e. - positive review = "It's a plant from the owner!", negative review = "Oh, don't go there"
          - who has ever had a pleasant experience at the dentist's office? pain, huge pointy instruments, a stranger uncomfortably close to your face

      and what do you have? A bastion of negativity. Anyone, no less than doctors and dentists would be concerned.
      Wouldn't you if, say, all the managers and or customers or clueless MBAs in your organization used forums like this to discuss your ability as a software developer, etc.?

      So what can the doctors / dentists do? Prevent the information from leaking out? No, they are already getting slagged for doing this. Proactively ask customers who are happy to write a review? No, see the "it's a plant!" comment from above.

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

    9. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Proactively ask customers who are happy to write a review? No, see the "it's a plant!" comment from above.

      No, that is exactly what you do.

    10. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Here's a hint, the doctors that always run late are frequently the better ones. Typically it's because they're more thorough and concerned with getting to the root of the problem rather than seeing a huge number of patients. Granted it's not ideal, but it's a trade off that I'm personally willing to make just to make sure that nothing reasonable gets missed.

    11. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Yelp houses an asinine number of these people who will judge an entire business (small, large, chain, etc.) on single experiences.

      That's why the smart way to use Yelp is to look at the average score and trends. A lot of places have a decent number of samples.

      Like everything else on the Internet, you have to take it with a grain of salt. You also have to consider that what bothers you may not bother other people and vice-versa. I know of at least one thing on Yelp that I gave a favorable review. Other people panned it. It's also happened in the other direction.

      That doesn't mean my "review based on one experience" is bad. It's a datum. Yelp is data.

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    12. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I agree here. You can't rate a doctor the same way you rate your cable installer or an oil change. When I'm with the doctor I don't want her to rush off halfway done because the clock ticked over.

    13. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      I reject the statement about the bike shop. Usually when you buy a business it is understood that you are buying the reputation of that business or "good name" as it is called. After all, when you sit down for your bowl of slop you don't usually know who owns the joint. If a business does you wrong than that is it for you. You should be free to praise or degrade a business as you see fit. The one right that we were never assigned in the Constitution is the right to earn a living or the right to do business or even protection from unreasonable customers.
                      Really this is very similar to what we see on the net. Some sort of cancer exists which causes people to suddenly act as if the net is all about business and making a living. What a bold assumption that is. In the music business we see the middlemen yelping that they have the right to make a living. The content creators can go eat bugs but the middlemen must be rich. In printed literature we see the same nonsense. A public library can lend out a book but an electronic library works too well and therefore the middlemen want to crush electronic libraries. Music is not about money nor is literature nor is the net. Frankly businesses tend to be inherently evil. They always want to control, to spread and to garner that which is not theirs to own.

    14. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by Draek · · Score: 1

      Ahh, yes, the good old "I have a right to my opinion, and don't you dare criticize my criticism!" cry that everyone holds until they realize their own working field has been driven to the ground by marketing departments paying more attention to the "faux connoisseurs" than to professionals in the area due to the former spending more money than the latter.

      Unless, of course, you do work in Marketing and PR in which case you've never had it better.

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    15. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by eepok · · Score: 1

      Clarification: As I said, it was under new *management*, not ownership. The owner has 2 shops, this being one. A new manager was hired. This business name could not change, but the small outfit/branch still has to live with the prior management's ratings.

    16. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by spun · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I can't really make heads or tails of what you are trying to say here.

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    17. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by eepok · · Score: 1

      The bike shop is one of two under the same flag. They can't change the name just to attempt to get a fresh reputation.

      And "for realz?" to the soggy lettuce comment. Are you allergic to soggy lettuce or something? I mean, that's REALLY picky. The people around me like to live in the facade of luxury, but I'm yet to see people go that far.

    18. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by eepok · · Score: 1

      "judge their betters"
      "should mindlessly consume"
      "worthless, inferior opinions"

      Were these statements invoked by my post? If so, I think you misread it.

      I simply don't like that people can speak with such professional confidence without professional experience (or in situations that don't require professional critique) to the permanent visible detriment of a business. It's even worse when there is no allowable recourse from the business.

      If you owned a small business (a diner, let's say), and some Yelp poster made a massive diatribe about how the scrambled eggs they received the one time they visited your establishment were "OMG WAY TO RUNNY" and gave you a 0/5 star rating, how would you feel?

      Would you be angry that a one-time visitor's review will carry the exact same weight as a 3-year regular visitor? If you were to be angry, would you then automatically be considering that one-time visitor "uppity" and would you consider yourself his/her superior?

    19. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by spun · · Score: 1

      Who the hell has professional experience eating eggs?!? Nobody. Nobody is paid to eat eggs. One person's opinion of the runniness of eggs is the same as any other persons' opinion. Either the eggs are the way that customer wants them, or they aren't.

      You are AGAIN judging yourself superior to others when you say they lack professional experience. You have no real proof that any yelp review is detrimental to anyone's business. I, for instance, have never in my life looked at yelp, nor will I.

      You say there is no recourse, but there is the same recourse there always was for this sort of thing. The fact that we are talking about an online service is immaterial. You have the same recourse as when someone writes an anonymous letter to the editor complaining about your business, and the newspaper publishes it. Or if they put up fliers all around the neighborhood complaining about you.

      If I owned a small business and someone complained about my eggs, I wouldn't get my feelings hurt. I've worked as a chef. People complain all the time, you try to fix it. You DON'T get your feelings hurt. That would be silly.

      I wouldn't be angry if someone complained. If it was one person, I would figure, they are just an asshole with a loud mouth. There are plenty of them out there. If there was more than one complaining, I would FIX THE PROBLEM. And then I would get a bunch of friends to go on yelp and write reviews saying the problem was fixed.

      I firmly believe that yelp has only helped kill businesses that deserve to die. If you are getting a ton of negative reviews, YOU are the problem, not the reviewers. Don't like it? Get the fuck out of the game, you aren't ready for the free market.

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    20. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by eepok · · Score: 1

      There *are* professionals in the food industry. They cook and eat foods *critically* all the time. There are professional restaurant reviews, too.

      Again, there is nothing regarding superiority in either of my posts. You read superiority where I write "misrepresentation".

      You also contradict your own reasoning by both saying that you have never (nor will ever) look at Yelp and that there is no Yelp review that is detrimental to businesses. How can you make such a judgment with no experience?

      If you simply search online, you'll find plenty of business hating Yelp because of the impunity of reviewers there (here's one of many articles: http://www.dailydealmedia.com/905restaurant-owners-say-sites-like-groupon-and-yelp-are-bad-for-business/). You just may not understand how well-followed the site is and what kind of influence it has on potential business patrons.

      The recourse with an editor publishing a letter is that the business can write the editor as a response-- that response is traditionally printed in the next issue. If someone's posting flyers about your business, then you can sue for libel. However a *review* is handled differently.

      If someone complained about the food at your restaurant to your face, that's a non-issue (as you describe). But if they base the entirety of their review and rating off a single experience which may have been generally good, but not exactly to their preferences even *you* would consider that an irrational review... but those reviews are given the same weight as fully rational ones.

      You say you would "FIX THE PROBLEM", but what if there's no measurable problem aside from hyperbolic reviewers?

    21. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anon because I've modded. Some doctors - I trained with one for a month - run late all the time, but they do so because they spend a huge amount of time with patients talking about anything and everything that the patient wants to talk about - including back roads leading from the patients' hometown 30 miles away to the new practice that the doctor has joined. I'd never be his patient, but for some people he was perfect.

    22. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Don't you hate it when inferior people get all uppity and attempt to judge their betters? They should just mindlessly consume what they are told to and spare us their worthless, inferior opinions.

      Sarcasm aside,

      What is happening is an enormous number of people with no knowledge and limited experience of subjects commenting as an authority. Working in I.T. (tech support then network admin) I see this a lot and it hurts the industry as well as regular consumers. The number of times I've had to correct things like "my friend who has like 3 computers said..." as evidence correcting me about a subject I've studied and practices for years. I've probably wasted 2-3 weeks per year on correcting things like that when I was doing tech support.

      I don't get why, I don't know jack about cutting hair so I wont correct a hair dresser. Why do people think that 5 minutes on Yelp or god help them, Wikipedia make people think they are more knowledgeable then doctors or other professionals. I read the Wiki page on CV joints yesterday but I'm sure as hell not qualified to replace one now.

      Of course this will eventually sort itself out. User based reviews will become so polarised and inaccurate that people will instantly dismiss them. I already do that to a large degree, sites like Trip Advisor and Yelp I find completely useless.

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    23. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by Zomalaja · · Score: 1

      No, typically it is because they overbook and don't give a rats ass if you sit there for an hour or two.

    24. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Did someone with a 4-digit UID sell his to you or something?

      How you got modded insightful for this stupid fucking comment is beyond me. Or maybe the modders missed the part about how easy it is to paint you committing the exact same fallacy you accuse GP of (namely, suggesting GP is wrong because he's being elitist, but then you criticize him, and under your same implicit logic, you're an elitist for criticizing him)?

      The post you're responding to did not say "you should mindlessly consume." It said "reviews nowadays are stupid and shitty because they are based on single experiences and masquerade as hyperbolic expert opinion."

      "Hey, Ralph4U, can you tell me about Mars?"
      "Well, Bill, from the one time I've looked at a picture of Mars, it has a PLETHORA of exquisitely-maintained Zen rock gardens and an AMAZING neoexpressionist sculpture of a man's face, evoking the meticulous artistry of Leonardo da VInci himself!!! I recommend EVERY ONE GET IN THEIR ROCKET SHIP AND GO NOW."
      "What about its lack of atmosphere?"
      "stfu I LEARNED ABOUT MARS IN JUNIOR HIGH MAN"

    25. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by rflii · · Score: 1

      Also at fault are the readers that will take reviews on these sites as the word of God himself. Any review not done by someone I know personally is taken with a very large grain of salt (salt lick size). If I know the person then I can make a judgement call based on my judgement of the person. Thus qualifying the review.

    26. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by spun · · Score: 1

      You can't "comment as an authority." You can comment. If some idiot takes you as an authority, that is the idiot's problem.

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    27. Re:The Generation of Faux Connoisseurs by spun · · Score: 1

      Cry moar. Me likey.

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  19. Should take more of a shrink-wrap license approach by Valacosa · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are they thinking? The doctors aren't thinking outside the box enough. Really, instead of getting people to sign old-fashioned contracts, they should emulate the EULA. You know, by putting up a plaque in their office which says something like this:

    By entering this building, you agree to transfer to this establishment copyright on all creative works you own including but not limited to written works, drawings, photographs, spoken-word works, in perpetuity.

    Amateurs.

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  20. Devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agree with most of what is here, but one interesting point is that Doctor's do not have the right to respond, since they are bound by confidentiality. What if the terms of these contracts would free the doctors from the requirements of confidentiality if someone publicly comments?

    1. Re:Devil's advocate by Montezumaa · · Score: 1

      No matter what a patient does, medical staff(doctors, nurses, etc) cannot violate HIPPA, unless I specifically allow the staff to discuss my medical history, in any form, to specified third-parties. If a patient does not give explicit clearance for said medical staff to discuss his or her case with a third-party, any third-party, then those staff members are in violation of HIPPA, among other things.

  21. Courts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple, sign a different name and make it hard to read as possible. If it ever goes to court, you can simply say that is not your signature. Are you lying under oath? Nope. Also the Judge would most likely be pissed in the first place having to hear the case.

  22. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by hedwards · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's not true. My health insurance company doesn't cover treatments which aren't backed by evidence. Which means that while they will cover complementary care of a certain type, they don't necessarily cover all of the services that the specialty provides. And there have been several cases in recent years where medicines pulled by the FDA were never covered because they didn't have sufficient evidence to back them.

  23. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Deaths and paralysis That's just from a quick google for "chiropractic harm", there are MANY MANY more.

  24. Devils Advocate by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    Part of the problem is when ever someone is unhappy it is now much too easy to rant about your disapproval. However positive messages are harder to come by. For many these angry rants are not about facts but emotions of the time, and often a misunderstanding of the service they will receive.
    A minor lapse in bedside manner, or just telling the patient something they didn't want to hear could effect their credentials.

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    1. Re:Devils Advocate by i.am.delf · · Score: 1

      Its even more than just this. In the US and many other countries there are patient privacy laws(see HIPAA). Normally on Yelp, a customer posts a negative review about a store or restaurant. The owner can come along and acknowledge it, dispute it, or comment on it. In the case of medicine, the doctor is barred by law from commenting on any specific patient's care. For example, if a patient, says my wound became infected because of this doctor. The doctor could not respond, proper care of the wound would have prevented that infection. In any case when in comes to medicine, the conversation becomes completely one sided.

    2. Re:Devils Advocate by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

      So be extra careful. It's not like he's the only dentist who has to deal with negative reviews.

    3. Re:Devils Advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how this will play out in right to carry states?

    4. Re:Devils Advocate by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I understand that side, but bad-mouthers are a fact of life. An onerous contract isn't going to solve that. It's only will be perceived as a way to intimidate patients. I'm not sure how they would be able to prosecute violators, it's trivial to post hate reviews under pseudonyms. I don't even see how it would help the physician have the negative reviews taken down.

    5. Re:Devils Advocate by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Your argument is much better then mine. Thanks

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  25. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by fotoflojoe · · Score: 1

    Best comment so far.

  26. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by mr1911 · · Score: 1

    Not if you intend to treat a broken wrist.

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  27. people in glass houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This actually makes a fair bit of sense. you can whine and bitch all you want about your doctor, tell anything you want, and they are essentially legally prohibited from doing anything.

    They can't even safely say that you're a patient! (granted if you've opened that door, they can walk through it). But any situations that lead to it, they CANNOT divulge without serious ramifications to them professionally.

    Essentially they've been put into a place where people can (online) hold them down and punch them, and they cannot defend themselves.

    How about change the contract, instead of you cannot say anything, you CAN.. but in doing so you waive ALL of your medical privacy rights so they can defend themselves (because patients .. or computer users NEVER lie.. right?).

    Oh, that doesn't sound so good? you just want to be able to punch away? bitch and moan with your lies.. That's what I thought.

    1. Re:people in glass houses... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      And they lead such poor lives.... All they do is give and give and give and go home to their tar paper shack and sleep on wet blankets....

      You know what, people USED to hod doctors in high regard, you know the small town type that charged honest rates, lived in a modest but nice house and was a member of the community, they would say things like, "Hi! glad to have you as a neighbor, dont call me doctor, call me Jim".

      Today, you get the pirma donnas that demand you call them DOCTOR.. they drive porsche's and BMW's and act like they are blessed by god. Show up for a yearly physical or overall checkup and you get charged $300.00 for the 30 seconds you see him.

      Sorry, REAL doctors dont have to worry about this, the greedy assholes that are looking to buy yet another $1000 putter can stuff it in their ass.

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    2. Re:people in glass houses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome, let's enable blackmail rather then just providing decent service. Idiot.

  28. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    I got in early.

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  29. Re:Just scribble a random scrawl by hedwards · · Score: 1

    So, you end up being held in contempt of court after being held liable for libel. Good plan. And probably perjury as well.

    I don't personally see any reason why this wouldn't be legally enforceable.

  30. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

    Masturbation is a medical treatment and is 100% safe and effective.

    I will avoid the potential awkwardness of calling into question other aspects of that statement, and instead assert simply that masturbation is not a medical treatment.

  31. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by mr1911 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would be unenforceable. You would have been forced to sign under duress to seek potentially life saving treatment, if you were able to sign at all.

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  32. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by spun · · Score: 1

    That would be invalid, as it would be signed under duress.

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  33. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at it from the doctor's POV. Due to doctor patient confidentiality, they cannot respond to whatever is written about them or even deny or confirm that such and such a person is their patient. And whilst I do think that there are bad doctors, there are far more idiots that are willing to blame good doctors when the fact of the matter is that the doctor has done the best job that current medical science enables him to do.

  34. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1, Insightful

    cervical (neck) adjustments

    Ok, I'm finally convinced. Beyond a shadow of a doubt. You're unquestionably a troll.

    Even a chiropractor would know the difference between a clavicle and a cervical adjustment.

  35. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by maxume · · Score: 1

    That would just make the judge laugh even harder.

    The real fun thing here is that the doctors and the dentists are the ones being scammed, by the lawyers pushing this paperwork, as if the words being on the paper actually make them mean something.

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  36. Name the dentist by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    From TFA: Dr. Ken Cirka

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  37. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    You realize health insurance pays for placebos as covered drugs, right?

  38. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by smelch · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure any contract signed while bleeding from a serious injury would not be upheld in court. Duress, competancy, etc.

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  39. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by adturner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I have no doubt that proper chiropractic technique is safe and effective, there is always the possibility that the chiropractor didn't use proper technique or doesn't use the correct technique for the problem. That and I can say from personal experience that different chiropractors have different techniques and some are better then others. My last chiropractor was actually a husband/wife team and even though they tried to use the same technique, there was clear differences between the two of them. While they were OK (neither harmed me) I honestly have a hard time recommending them because I didn't get the same results as the guy I had used prior who unfortunately moved out of state.

    My current chiropractor is much better and is far more open to listening to me and working with me and my life style to improve my health. Frankly he listens to me while my old one wanted to tell me how to live (specifically stop racing motorcycles).

    Another reason I would give a negative review of my old chiropractor is that while he correctly had me get a MRI for my lower back, he then dismissed the analysis by the neurologist THAT HE RECOMMENDED and then made no changes in adjusting me. After I changed chiropractors, I had a new analysis done by a different neurologist (recommended by my current chiropractor) and the result is he changed how he adjusts me and the results have been fantastic.

    Long story short, it's more then about someone causing your physical harm, but rather adjustment table side manner and technique which works for the patient.

    Lastly, I'm really tired of the "us vs. them" mentality that chiropractors tend to have with the medical community. I'm not paying you so I can listen to how poorly you're treated by evil Big Pharma or people with Ph.D.'s. Bad mouthing others is a poor way of building a positive and long term relationship with a client.

  40. signed under duress - not a contract??? by rcpitt · · Score: 1
    So, I run into the dentist's office with a horrendous toothache, tears in my eyes and pain in my expression - and get handed this to sign. Do the legal beagles out there think this is a fair contract signed in good faith?

    I'm betting that a case can be made that this at least some such signatures were obtained under duress and therefore not valid.

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  41. Re:Should take more of a shrink-wrap license appro by mr1911 · · Score: 2

    Thanks a lot. You posted this in jest, but this exact EULA is now hanging in my dentist's office.

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  42. Re:Just scribble a random scrawl by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    To be held liable for libel, they'd have to prove your statements were false. Which we'll assume they aren't, or you wouldn't be making them.

  43. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He is a troll and you are ignorant.

    Demons of stupidity be gone from this man, rAmen!

    Educate thyself:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervical

  44. You can fairly review some things by PoderOmega · · Score: 1

    I do think that it is tough to give definitive bad reviews on diagnoses and outcomes of treatments due to the complexity of our bodies. However, I think it is completely fair to give reviews based on the experiences with the staff and office itself. If you wait an hour after your appointment was scheduled, if the nurse or doctor was rude, or if the office was not in a clean condition, I want to be able to read those reviews.

    1. Re:You can fairly review some things by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      How do you know to trust them? It's a stranger on the internet.

  45. Common sense out the window by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Used to be- "Hey doc/dentist, [whatever you did] didn't help. And you were kind of snarky about it." Ya know, human communication and all that fancy word talking?

    Now- "My tooth still hurts, so I'm going to post bad reviews instead of going back and asking it to be fixed. Or get it fixed, and still say bad stuff."
    Someone above said they never use their real name in bad reviews. And probably would be the first person to complain about (at least semi-) anonymous reviews about their service.

    There are bad doc/dentists. There are bad everywhere. Just don't go back. Unless your dentist or doc causes irreparable harm, then you go get 'em. Of course, everyone makes mistakes. Not enough Novacaine --> little bit more pain --> "HE IS HORRIBLE AND WILL EAT YOUR PUPPIES ALIVE!!!!"

    But I also think this non-disclosure thing is bunk, too.
    Everyone seems to just want to go over the top nowadays.

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    1. Re:Common sense out the window by kRutOn · · Score: 1

      There are bad doc/dentists. There are bad everywhere.

      I think this point is missed every once in a while. People tend to look at an MD/DDS as being able to do no wrong, but, like everyone else, half of doctors are below average. You can use what little signal you have to determine if a doctor is good: what school they attended, how many years they've worked, how many times they've done a certain procedure, etc.

      Those signals are well and good, but there are other signals that aren't expressed in any other way that these review sites: when you're leaning back in the dentist chair, will you be looking up at cobwebs? How does that reflect on the general hygiene of the tools going into your mouth? Is the office staff friendly to children or is it staffed with anti-breeders? Those subjective measurements aren't reflected in a simple list of facts.

      For the doctors out there, if a someone is dumb enough not to be able to see past some random idiot posting a inflammatory or untrue review, maybe you don't want them as a patient.

  46. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

    Ok, I learned something new today.

  47. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    Or, alternatively, chiropractors are nothing more than pseudo-scientific babbling witch doctors who shouldn't be allowed within a hundred yards of anyone with actual back problems.

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  48. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You would have to go to court and spend thousands of dollars you may not have to fight such a thing.

    Legal or not, the mere cost of fighting it will silence many people.

  49. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are the most persistent and dedicated slashdot troll in history.

    I get a kick out of your posts because my wife is going to one of those whole-health chiropractors right now. They tell her they can cure everything from the flu to hangnails by popping her spine. So I LOL at your posts. :)

  50. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    There's an "us vs. them" because chiropractors are voodoo witch doctors.

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  51. I never want to move and have to find doctors by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    I have an excellent family doctor now. I and others sing his praises online - with the caveat that because he is so popular, getting an appointment is impossible. Same goest for my current dentist. I love her to bits. I dread ever moving and having to find other doctors and dentists. Neither of them have any such sign or agreement - because they don't need it!

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  52. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee I masturbated with a broken wrist and the Dr was amazed at the fast recovery time.

  53. Sign away.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    You cant sign away your basic rights. Who cares what scumbag lawyer the doctor hired to write up that drivel. It's not enforceable. You can not sign away your rights to free speech.

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    1. Re:Sign away.... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Have fun arguing that in court. Even if you win, you'll still be out lawyer money and time spent in court and the lawyer's office. Being right has no bearing on how much this kind of activity can cost you.

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    2. Re:Sign away.... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      You can in fact. Ask Bradley Manning, if you can get word to him.

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    3. Re:Sign away.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did not express free speach. He allegedly gave away information that he did not own.

    4. Re:Sign away.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have fun arguing that in court. Even if you win, you'll still be out lawyer money and time spent in court and the lawyer's office. Being right has no bearing on how much this kind of activity can cost you.

      Jesus, are you all people so stupid to send bricks to a videogame company and cry foul if MAFIAA sues you for p2p copies, and then to forget to call EFF and EPIC to protect mother free fucking speech?

    5. Re:Sign away.... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      He's a traitor.

      Back in the day they'd just shot him in the head.

      It is a shame they aren't going for the death penalty - this is a case where it is actually deserved and there isn't any question of guilt.

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  54. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Invite the suing lawyer to your place for lunch, to discuss things. And make sure you have a pistol sitting on the coffee table within arms reach while discussing signatures under distress.

  55. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by rotide · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not sold on this. If I was a dentist, lets say, and I want good reviews, I'll ask my customers to please rate me on such and such a site. You will _always_ have bad reviews and as a person who frequently reads reviews, I know how to filter out good and badly written reviews. If there are 10 great reviews and one complaining that the service wasn't covered under insurance or something like that, I wouldn't hold it against the dentist.

    What's even more interesting, is that I actively seek out the bad reviews. When it comes to game reviews, for example, I go to the compilation sites like gamerankings etc, and purposely read the reviews that rated the game the worst. You can tell a lot about a game by the way the critical reviewers tear it apart. Maybe they only gripe about the graphics or something that just doesn't matter to me. If that's all they can muster, I can usually count on a quality experience.

    Same happened when I was searching for a new dentist. The one I picked had some negative reviews, but they all boiled down to "while they were friendly and made you feel at ease.. (some complaint about money here)." So the negative review may or may not hurt "my" dentist in the long run, but I picked him because of the CONTENT of those negative reviews. The worst thing people could say was some of the stuff he did didn't end up covered fully under their particular insurance plans, that sucks, but it's your job to make sure the work will be covered before submitting to it!

    In the end, the ones that censor reviews, usually have a reason why they fear them.

  56. Re:Just scribble a random scrawl by GryMor · · Score: 1

    If it's emergency care, Duress?

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  57. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

    Because many customers/patients blame the vendor/doctor when the product or service is fine the the customer/patient is an idiot.

    Absolutely true, but if the doctor/dentist's solution is to have patients sign legally dubious, trust-destroying contracts like this, they are also overly litigious idiots.

  58. This is due to bad patients.... by madhatter256 · · Score: 1

    That's not always true. There are a ton of good doctors and dentists out there. Just a handful of some that are really bad and do deserve to have their licenses removed.

    It is the bad patients and lawyers. It is the patients that go to webMD and think they have a certain ailment and then the doctor runs tests and tells them it's something else, then the patient sues. Patients over exagerate problems and concerns.

    What's the point of practicing if you are going to get sued because of some idiot who read something on the internet???

    That's why dentists and doctors have such papers, even release papers.

    You can still sue for malpractice even if you signed something before the operation and the doctor did screw up.

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  59. I can kind of understand by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I kind of understand where these Dentists are coming from. I used to work at a pool construction company that was heavily impacted by unwarranted negative reviews online.

    Pool owners are the worst; they're usually well off, used to getting their way, and generally don't understand how construction time tables work. They usually start thinking of a pool in March, or April, and want it done and open for Memorial Day or the 4th of July. They usually don't understand we have more than one customer who all also want their pool done on the same timeframe. Further, they don't understand we can't work in bad weather, which means time tables tend to slip in the rainy season.

    So inevitably, people get delayed and it's the end of the world for them because they won't have their pool open for their all important Memorial Day BBQ. So they fly online and rant and rave about how awful our business is, because they couldn't read their contract. And of course, if you type our name into Google, the first three results that come up are from ripoffreports.com or a similar site.

    What's worse is these stay online forever. We've made most all of our customers happy in the end, and they've told us they would take down or redact the negative reviews, but even they can't. So because they flew off the handle despite our goodwill efforts, we're the ones that have to suffer.

    So, while I feel like the Doctor's approach isn't the most tactful, I understand where he's coming form.

    1. Re:I can kind of understand by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but everyone is subject to these negative reviews. You can't argue that the playing field isn't negative.

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    2. Re:I can kind of understand by maxume · · Score: 1

      How much of the time table slippage was because you were making sure that you were well booked if the weather cooperated?

      I mean, did you even try to communicate the laundry list of things you think people can't understand to your customers?

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    3. Re:I can kind of understand by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That's probably why he mentions the contract.
      OTOH, negative reviews are becoming excepted as people realize that the internet equals opportunity for assholes.

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    4. Re:I can kind of understand by LoganDzwon · · Score: 2

      A large part of a happy customer is setting expectations in the beginning, and continuing along and updating those expectations as the operation continues. You are the pool expert, not me. That is why I called you. If I call you in March and ask if you build me a pool in 3 months, and you say "yes, of course!" I damn well expect it ready for the 4th of July. If that is an unreasonable time-frame I'll understand if you tell me that before we start. I'm angry when the pool party I scheduled 3 months in advance doesn't happen because you, as the expert, failed set a realistic expectation.

    5. Re:I can kind of understand by ibpooks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference though is that, unlike other businesses, doctors are legally forbidden from disputing bad reviews. HIPPA (U.S. patient privacy law) doesn't even allow doctors to acknowledge that a particular person was in fact a patient, let alone specifically addressing the elements of his complaint. This creates an unfair situation whereby patients (or even fake patients) can say whatever they want about the doctor and he cannot legally confirm or deny any of the allegations against him without acknowledging the person was a patient.

    6. Re:I can kind of understand by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit surprised that anybody goes to yelp for this sort of advice. Unless I'm new in town or need emergency attention on vacation, it's pretty much always best to get a personal recommendation from an acquaintance anyways. A posting no matter how well thought out and intended, is just not the same as asking a loved one for a referral. Or better yet, your primary care physician, they've often times got inside information about who is and isn't good. They can't generally badmouth other doctors, but they can point the superior ones out.

    7. Re:I can kind of understand by chemicaldave · · Score: 2

      This creates an unfair situation whereby patients (or even fake patients) can say whatever they want about the doctor and he cannot legally confirm or deny any of the allegations against him without acknowledging the person was a patient.

      The article points out that fake patients aren't even subject to the contract, because they obviously didn't sign it. The only thing this does is try to gag his patients. Sometimes reviews can be unfair, but he has to deal with it. He's a dentist for fuck's sake. I think he can manage.

    8. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems that you, as a pool contractor, have the means to offset the issue up front with a frank discussion about terms, potential delays and ways the owner can make a difference. I'd bet in 90% of the cases the difference in expectations is set at or before contract time and you haven't had that frank discussion... and if that's the case you deserve the ranking your getting.

    9. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I deal with the same issues with timetables working in business IT. What I do surely applies to construction: You should take the estimated time and double it and tell that to the client. Tell them that's how long it will take. Tell them if there is no bad weather and nothing fucked up happens, then it will be done sooner. But they should plan for it to be done by the inflated date you gave them.

      Tell them poor planning on their part does not constitute an emergency on your part.

      Tell them that if they want it done sooner, they can go find someone else. They'll be thinking at this point that there is probably something to what you're saying and will be worried the whole time that the other contractor won't get it done in time. And they probably won't. Which will make you appear all the better and will give you some satisfaction.

      But then again, we are struggling to keep up with the business we have. Lately, it's a good thing when they take their business elsewhere. We also get to pick and choose high-quality clients that are reasonable acting and have reasonable expectations.

      Ditch the dumbass clients and start delivering the pools under estimate. Those are the things that get you good reviews. Don't even do business with the demanding fuckers.

    10. Re:I can kind of understand by Garwulf · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but I can't really side with the pool company here, and I'm a small business owner.

      In the initial negotiations, it is up to the contractor to set reasonable expectations and timeframes. If there's a good possibility that the pool won't be ready when the customer wants it, this must be made clear up-front.

      If you have told your customer that you can have the pool installed by July 4th and you do not deliver on that, it is your fault. If you have over-extended yourself by taking on too many contracts for the season, that is your fault. Whether the customer can read his or her contract with you is irrelevant.

      If you have created an expectation with your customer that you then cannot meet, you have earned a bad review. The fault does not lie with the customer.

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    11. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you promise a date to the pool owner that you knew you couldn't meet because you booked 1E9 other pool constructions because you thought you wouldn't get the business if you gave them a real date? If so, then you deserve to be yelled at by your customers. Did you make clear that the date depended on X days of good weather to complete on time and did you budget a reasonable amount of time for bad weather? If not, you should expect complaints that you are not meeting your contract although I think most people would cut you slack if there was an unusual amount of bad weather during the pool construction period. Or does your contract specifically not state a completion date at all and you are verbally telling the customer that he will have it done by date X (which would imply a verbal contract except that you have one of those causes in your contract that says that only what's in the written conTract counts) but know you can lie because the written contract covers you? If so, don't expect a happy customer.

    12. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that your production manager is taking on more work than your company can handle? Causing you to promise timetables you can't deliver on?

      Yeah, you're right, I don't see anything wrong with that at all!

    13. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pool owners are the worst; they're usually well off, used to getting their way, and generally don't understand how construction time tables work.

      Good luck retracting your review of pool owners.

    14. Re:I can kind of understand by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Pool owners are the worst; they're usually well off, used to getting their way, and generally don't understand how construction time tables work. They usually start thinking of a pool in March, or April, and want it done and open for Memorial Day or the 4th of July. They usually don't understand we have more than one customer who all also want their pool done on the same timeframe. Further, they don't understand we can't work in bad weather, which means time tables tend to slip in the rainy season. So inevitably, people get delayed and it's the end of the world for them because they won't have their pool open for their all important Memorial Day BBQ

      Did your company explain all these things to your customers, or did they just assume the customer knew all this? These are your customers. If you anticipate that they might not understand some part of your business, it's up to you to explain it, because ultimately they will be happier customers, and your primary goal should be to have happy customers. Explain up-front that there might be permitting delays, or rain delays, or material delays, whatever. Make sure they understand the nature of your work before you take their money. "Hey, there might be ZZZ delay and there is a chance your pool won't be ready by Memorial Day. Are you okay with this? I cannot absolutely guarantee a specific completion date, but I will try my best to meet the schedule." I think for the most part contractors just say "Yeah, it'll be done." so they can get the contract...

    15. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should take the estimated time and double it and tell that to the client. Tell them that's how long it will take. Tell them if there is no bad weather and nothing fucked up happens, then it will be done sooner. But they should plan for it to be done by the inflated date you gave them.

      In that case, all other things being equal, I'll go to the vendor that can finish the service at an earlier date.

    16. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former pool boy, I know these folks don't understand the upkeep required for a pool either.

      I'm retired now after owning a tech company that went public and never need to worry about money again, but I'll never own a pool.

      I understand schedules very well, but construction delays are hardly ever spelled out clearly - like in this area it rains 250 days/yr, so delays of 2-8 weeks are likely during your construction period. There is usually just a clause that says inclement weather may cause delays, which is hardly the same notification. If I were building a pool, I'd expect it to be at least 6 months.

      My next door neighbors just had their pool filled in. It took 6 months for some reason.

      I wonder if I should post a review against the construction company who drove their equipment all over my yard to access the back yard of the neighbor - WITHOUT ASKING MY PERMISSION. During the jack hammering, I was unable to take conference calls from my home office either. That was 5+ days of impact. I think I will post a negative review, now that I think about it.

    17. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule of thumb for negative reviews: If your business has fewer negative reviews than the Better Business Bureau, you are a good business.

      If a company advertises its BBB rating... that company has paid the extortion fee.

    18. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're not doing a good job of managing your clients' expectations. It also sounds like you're taking more jobs than you can handle, given the inevitable delays (weather or otherwise). You need to either take on fewer jobs so that you can meet your deadlines or else push your deadlines out in order to compensate.

    19. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you can't guarantee that a job will be done by a certain date, then don't advertise it will and do not enter an agreement saying it will be done by a certain date, with some weasel words to CYA. State up front you cannot guarantee it.

    20. Re:I can kind of understand by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Did your company explain all these things to your customers

      Yes, of course, this is all spelled out in advance, and we have enough people who do anticipate these delays. The company has been in business for 30 years, so we have enough experience dealing with customer expectations. Still there are situations where a confluence of unavoidable delays (weather, bedrock, government) and unreasonable customers come together to create a bad situation all around.

      As we all know there are two sides to every story, but when the customer goes on his rant online, there's only one side being told. We run a responsible and honest organization, with a majority of very happy customers, but a search on the internet would not reflect that. Most often these customers, who fly off the handle and rant online, never even give us the chance to set things right. When we actually do get the chance, more often than not we turn them around and they end up happy, but their negative rant remains.

    21. Re:I can kind of understand by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Sorry I did not make it clear, but our time tables and sources for delays are all spelled out in advance in the initial consultation by the sales staff, by the project manager, but the construction manager, and on the contract itself.

      What sometimes happens, especially in April and May, is rain delays will add Weeks to the timetable. Last month it rained more than .1in on 17 days. This is made clear to customers that in the rainy season, delays of two weeks are not uncommon. I think what's more common is customers not making clear their expectations. For some reason, some customers just nod when we go over the possibility for delays as if it would never happen to them, but when they actually occur they are outraged!

      Anyway, this is all wildly off topic, but it all goes back to how the customers react. Like I mentioned, this company has been in business for 30 years. In the 70s, when a problem like this occurred, we would do our best to make it right. Sometimes it takes a couple days of back and forth to get things settled (customer makes an unreasonable demand "I want this pool in the ground by tomorrow or I'm suing!" but eventually we find common ground). The difference these days is that when the customer is in rage mode, they fly online and rant to every outlet they can. Then when we settle things out with them and they are reasonably satisfied, those rants remain in place and even they can't delete them on some sites. Then because these sites have more legitimacy to Google than our own homepage, they appear first in search rankings. This kind of thing just didn't happen back in the day.

    22. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would a lot of that be a failure to set customer expectations on the part of the construction company?

      I realize some customers will always be dicks and impossible to satisfy. But a lot of the time communication would nip a lot of problems in the bud?

      As someone in software one of the most annoying things when dealing with a contractor is finding out a project isn't going to be coming in on time the day after it's due.

      Let the customer know as early as possible when things aren't going as planned and how they might affect progress and they'll be surprisingly understanding.

    23. Re:I can kind of understand by Garwulf · · Score: 1

      Okay, yes, that changes matters. The way you initially described it, it sounded like time tables and sources of delays were written into the fine print, and the company had over-booked itself.

      Many apologies - I see your point now.

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    24. Re:I can kind of understand by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Ummm.. so you're giving customers time tables and then you're missing them?

      Sounds like the recipe for a bad review. Crazy idea. *Factor in* the fact that you will have other customers and it might rain during the construction process before giving estimates/bids.

    25. Re:I can kind of understand by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Sorry I implied that it's written on the contract but I guess I didn't make this clear. We address the possibility for delays and the various causes, and there's a big section on delays in the contract. If you're dropping 30-50 grand on something, you should probably read every single letter on the contract, and if you're unsure of anything you shouldn't sign it. But you'd be surprised how many people just nod through the consultation when we tell them "If we hit rock in your yard while excavating, that's going to push things back +x days." Then when we break dirt and hit rock and tell them it's going to take +x more days they throw a fit.

      Either way this is tangential to the fact that even if we make right by these customers, when they fly off the handle and post things online, they can't remove them. Even if they can add a correction to their initial post, our name is still on a site called "ripoffreports.com" and listed on the first page of Google results, so people might not even read the redaction before writing us off.

    26. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a hard time believing that your business was actually impacted. If you're a good pool company and you earn a lot of negative reviews for things that are completely out of your control and common to all customers (i.e. weather) then all other good pool companies should also earn negative reviews for the same reasons.
      If this is the case then any consumer doing any research will find lots of bad reviews for EVERY pool company and yours won't be any worse off than anyone else's. If, however, your business is receiving more negative reviews than other businesses then you're probably doing a worse job than your competitors.

      Regardless, the proper response is not to try and silence critics. If your customers are posting negative reviews then there's clearly something that they're not understanding. It's YOUR job to make sure the customer understands the situation. If this means talking on the phone with them for an hour explaining why you can't pour cement in the rain then so be it.

    27. Re:I can kind of understand by sootman · · Score: 1

      I've bought a pool. Yes, they spend plenty of time telling you what might go wrong. That doesn't stop rich people from being arrogant self-important assholes.

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    28. Re:I can kind of understand by BlueKitties · · Score: 1

      My parents have run a business for the past twenty years. We have lots of big wavers and warnings to our customers: "X company that made your Y might try to weasel out of paying, if they do, please don't expect us to pay for your repairs.", "Special orders usually come in within two weeks, but we've seen them get delayed up to two months on many occasions." Etc etc etc. I can't count how many times I've seen my dad hand over a waver -- usually it shuts people up and they apologize. Of course, my dad's very tactful, he knows how to make people pipe down (say, by not challenging their egos.)

      On that note, I've met plenty of uppity pool folk, I know EXACTLY how you feel... and they are indeed the worst!

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    29. Re:I can kind of understand by Kanasta · · Score: 1

      Thing is with dentists is they either:

      1) make you hurt and fix your teeth
      2) do nothing and let ur teeth rot

      Problem is most stupid americans would rate the 2nd type better.

    30. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yelp says it has never taken down a negative review in response to a Medical Justice-style copyright assignment. So it's likely that Dr. Cirka's glowing 4-and-a-half star average rating on Yelp fairly represents his dental work. We can't rule out the possibility that his "privacy" agreement has caused self-censorship of dissatisfied patients, but we suspect he'd have an excellent Yelp ranking regardless.

      Which means the person most harmed by Dr. Cirka's decision to adopt the Medical Justice copyright assignment is probably Dr. Cirka himself. I may be the first prospective patient he lost as a result of this agreement...

      I bet the good doctor with a 4.5 rating has other customers and is glad not to have someone like the person writing the article as a client so it looks like this is a win-win...

    31. Re:I can kind of understand by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 2

      doctors are legally forbidden from disputing bad reviews. HIPPA (U.S. patient privacy law) doesn't even allow doctors to acknowledge that a particular person was in fact a patient

      So what you're saying is that HIPPA prevents a doctor from even attempting to enforce this contract because by doing so he will have acknowledged a person as his patient and deprived them of doctor/patient confidentiality. A better way to argue it methinks.

    32. Re:I can kind of understand by sjames · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, that's not the case. To some people, "It probably can't be done, but I'll give it my best shot" becomes an iron-clad guarantee as soon as it enters their ear, and they will be very bitter about it if it doesn't happen. There's even some for whom "I'm pretty sure that would violate at least 3 laws of physics and 2 of the state" means "Absolutely!"

    33. Re:I can kind of understand by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your company needs to work harder on "setting expectations".

    34. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like this ought to be challengeable on constitutional grounds. The law is censoring the doctor, not a private party, so there is a higher scrutiny, and when the patient posts on a public internet site, it is a the patient who is waiving privacy. The doctor's free speech rights ought to overrule HIPPA to the extent of being able to respond to the information the patient disclosed in the original review (not disclosing any additional information).

    35. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case the review would be false, and the doctor could have it removed on that basis. If the doctor requires all patients to sign the contract then any reviews would either be copyright infringement or libel.

    36. Re:I can kind of understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've found a way to get revenge.

      You get your fillings done without Novocaine.

      Heheh, so fun to watch your dentist wince. And dental pain is actually pretty easy to block out for the time that it takes.

      All the women in my family do this now. It's highly entertaining.

    37. Re:I can kind of understand by anyGould · · Score: 1

      doctors are legally forbidden from disputing bad reviews. HIPPA (U.S. patient privacy law) doesn't even allow doctors to acknowledge that a particular person was in fact a patient

      So what you're saying is that HIPPA prevents a doctor from even attempting to enforce this contract because by doing so he will have acknowledged a person as his patient and deprived them of doctor/patient confidentiality. A better way to argue it methinks.

      Close, but not quite. Assuming that the legal company did their jobs correctly (and reading TFA, that's admittedly a stretch), the contract would be a separate document giving Joe Doctor the rights to all writings from Bob Person regarding Doctor's Company ABC, with no mention that Bob is a patient.

      Then Dr. Joe has the documentation to show that he holds copyright, with nothing implicating that Bob is or was a patient. (Yes, you can easily infer the connection, but it's a tougher row to hoe legallly).

  60. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by bhcompy · · Score: 2

    Not exactly....

    Orgasms touch the reward center of the brain, releasing strong amounts of dopamine. Dopamine is essential for living what is essentially a "happy" and "normal" life, positively affecting social behavior, cognitive function, etc

  61. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    You will be the one doing the suing. They will have your comments removed and you will have to sue to get your ownership right back.

    Any other bright ideas? Hopefully ones that don't end up with the victim in jail.

  62. I agree by publiclurker · · Score: 1

    it probably took him weeks to get that particular tee time.

  63. Anything's legal by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    if you've got enough money. They'll sue you, and if they've got more money/lawyers then you, they win.

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  64. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what do they think would happen if they tried suing you based on it?

  65. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by mr1911 · · Score: 1

    A letter from the hospital's council is likely to have the same effect on many people, contract or not. The presence of an unenforceable contract isn't really a game changer.

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  66. I for one think this is a great idea by Yaddoshi · · Score: 1

    This would be a wonderful indicator of whether or not I should trust a so called "medical professional". After all, if he/she cannot trust his/her patient, why should it work the other way around?

  67. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I masturbate with my genitalia and the doctor told me to stop while he was looking at my knee.

  68. Re:Just scribble a random scrawl by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Briliant!

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  69. Fair Use by scrib · · Score: 1

    So, write a very long, detailed review. Submit it to the dentist in question. Select highlights to quote in your blog with a reference to the office where curious people can call for access to the entire article.

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  70. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like you're wrong: cervical adjustments in chiropractic

  71. As a doctor... by Invicta{HOG} · · Score: 2

    This is obviously stupid and censorship. But it does suck to have internet feedback as a doctor. When I search for my name on the internet, the first ten hits on google are a doctor ranking site and various copycats that mirror it. I have only one rating - my name shows up with one out of five stars and an angry tirade by a patient with psychiatric problems who became angry with one of our nurses before I even walked in the room. She accuses me of racism (and we are both white!), ignorance, etc. when I actually was quite accommodating to her quite angry demands. And due to health care laws in the US I cannot say anything in my defense.

    So, basically it sucks to have your name plastered all over google as a racist without having the ability to mount a defense. But censorship is not the way to go. I think the medical profession just has to grin and bear it. Or start astro-turfing...

    1. Re:As a doctor... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The correct response is to ask some of your other patients to write positive reviews on that site (or even just reviews). I know that I would be quite happy to write a positive review of my doctor if she were to ask. But even if your other patients are not as satisfied with you as I am with my doctor, they might write a review that would reflect much better on you than the one you have received.
      Your post reminded me to go and rate my doctor, she is very good.

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    2. Re:As a doctor... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      or the medical trade representative(AMA) need to make people aware the Dr.s can't rebut and that there are issues with posting reviews.
      I mean, yeah you're going to have to bear it to some degree. And it's hard since there are people who will demand you do and prescribe stupid shit then bitch when you tell them they are wrong.

      I would think you could sue for slander and then have a court order to remove the review, or have it link to the court docs that show you where slanders. Or would it be libel?

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    3. Re:As a doctor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a fellow physician, I'm sympathetic to your position. That said, I have a solution which I don't think is astro-turfing: actively encourage your patient population to review you on Yelp or wherever. The problem is not so much they we are being reviewed, the problem is with the outsized influence of (negative) outliers. With face to face interactions, patients get to choose whom they ask for advice and presumably almost no one would ask this woman with an Axis II diagnosis for a recommendation because they all know she's nuts. We can't choose who rates us on Yelp (and thus whom fellow Yelpers are getting advice from), but if we can increase the number of our patients, especially long time patients, who rate us on Yelp, the summary rating will more closely reflect the average satisfaction of the practice.

    4. Re:As a doctor... by milamber3 · · Score: 1

      Technically, I think you have already committed a HIPAA privacy violation. You point out that she is the only one who has written a review about you so anyone who knows who you are can find the review which may enable them to find her name. Combined that with you mentioning her "psychiatric problems" and that amounts to a violation. I see this as similar to the rules that forbid discussing very elderly patients even without identifiers because it may be too easy to figure out who the handful of 90+ y/o patients are that live in the area.

    5. Re:As a doctor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I am also a doctor (public emergency, so to be honest I couldn't give a crap - no impact on my bottom line). But if some dude walks in, gets treated perfectly, and then walks out and tells the paper / press / review site that he received the worst service from an incompetent and was misdiagnosed, that's the opinion that gets heard. Confidentiality prevents me saying anything.

      This may seem a little unlikely but having seen a great many media reports (usually on the state of the public emergency system...) I can say that the opinions offered by the patient are frequently wrong.

    6. Re:As a doctor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you ask your patients if they are satisfied with your service, and if so, to post a favourable review at the same site?

    7. Re:As a doctor... by Invicta{HOG} · · Score: 1

      You know, I was not logged in when I posted this and actually planned to have it be anonymous and when I clicked submit it automatically logged me in and attached my name - I certainly did not plan to use my ID for that very reason! Someone would still have to both attach my name to this post and her name to the comment but I agree with what you are saying. Luckily my username does not actually exist according to slashdot.

      As for getting patients to give me positive reviews - I spend most of my day in foreign languages with patients who do not have access to computers and the internet. That's what makes the racism thing all the more infuriating!

  72. They have every right to do so... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    and their reward will be very quiet waiting rooms.

  73. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by _0xd0ad · · Score: 0

    Looks like you're late, h4rr4r beat you to the punch.

  74. Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you need in cases like this is an accurate sample of the customer base. People who are pleased are usually less likely to go find a place to "host" a review; whereas the people who just like to complain will voice their opinion where they feel people are reading. This reminds me of the university I used to attend, where some people would set up questionnaire tables in one of the main travel hotspots. These people would ask for the opinion of students on things like abortion or other hot topics. Clearly, a self-serve basis gives an incredibly unrepresentative sample of students (most of who are too busy to stop for something that means nothing to them). To get an accurate representation of a population of humans, you need to force everyone to participate, force a random sample to participate, or give some sample enough of a reason to participate in the survey (e.g. $100 for a 5 minute survey). Relying on a self-submission sample seems to draw in the extremely opinionated/motivated to participate; which on the internet means unpleasable, bitter, angry troll-connoisseurs.

    On a side note, I wonder if there are any papers that compare the sample results for a (non-compensated) self-submission topic (e.g. abortion) versus a forced or compensated sample group.

  75. First Talk to the Doctor by wizzerking · · Score: 1

    I have a dentist, and a doctor who have pissed me off for one reason or another, and in each case after thinking about the situation I called and explained my problem, feelings etc about that situation. Whether it was about treatment, or the cost of a procedure. In the case of a dentist I was made to feel understood, and appreciated. In the case of the doctor who was not born in this country, and did not share my feelings and basically told me i was wrong, I posted my feelings, evidence and named names, and found another doctor. That doctor has since left this area, for a more metropolitan environment where he does not have to deal with us local yokels. In each case I had signed such an agreement without realizing what I was signing, and in each case I did not care. I posted my feelings evidence according the rules of the internet posting service, and gave my real name etc so people who came across the reviews would have more confidence that the review was genuine and not some paid for result.

  76. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by LostAlaska · · Score: 1

    If anyone uses sites like Yelp much you quickly realize how to sift through the idiot reviews. The ones where the person gives 1 star to a dentist and then complains about going back to work the next day after having their wisdom teeth removed and getting dry sockets while carrying 100lb bundles of shingles to a roof on a construction project. I've seen reviews where people rail against a coffee shop talking about their horrible service and disgusting coffee, but the whole complaint centers around another customer either being rude or unthoughtful like talking loudly on their cell phone or using a six top table by themselves in a packed coffee shop and not letting anyone have a seat. There are plenty of people who have no idea how to review a place without getting all emotional about it. Still, it seems like a web savvy shop would be able to address the few bad reviews they get, of course if all they get is bad reviews then maybe there is a bigger problem then Yelp they should focus on.

  77. Valid NDAs and coersion by KingSkippus · · Score: 2

    NDAs are a little different, at least in my mind. An NDA only gags free speech in so much as it can cause direct harm to a company. If I develop some super secret process that allowed me to turn rainbows into gold, and in the process of me contracting you to help with a part of it, you blabbed to the world how it's done, that would cause me direct financial harm.

    It's my understanding that you cannot order someone under an NDA (at least, it's not enforceable) to not talk about things that either 1) would be covered as protected speech or 2) wouldn't pretty specifically be related to the information for which the NDA was signed. For example, an NDA saying that you couldn't express an opinion about a political party should be unenforceable. Also, if I am, for example, manufacturing computer equipment, I would think that an NDA keeping you from talking about what flavor gum is your favorite would be rather unenforceable. But then, IANAL, so YMMV.

    As for coercion, Timothy Lee made an awesome point. When you go to a doctor's office, you are likely in need of medical help. I agree with him that this puts this "contract" in a particularly bad light. It's easy to imagine someone in a spot in which they feel like they have to sign the contract in order to prevent damage to one's health, possibly even life.

    Personally, I'd be for legislation that makes such contracts explicitly illegal.

    1. Re:Valid NDAs and coersion by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      An NDA is not actually needed to sue someone for disclosing secret information, it just helps. If you tell someone that something is a company secret and not to spread it, then they do, you can sue them for damages. All the NDA does is provide some useful tools like a signed document to show you were in no doubt that the information was secret and that disclosure would have financial penalties.

      None the less, you don't actually need an NDA,it just helps.

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  78. A Compromise Solution by Arguendo · · Score: 1

    There is a better way to solve this given that both parties have some legitimate interest they want protected. Customers want the ability to complain, providers want the opportunity to remedy complaints before permanent comments are published. So enter into a contract that says that customers will give providers a week's written notice before they publish a negative review, and an opportunity for the provider to remedy any perceived defect in the service. That kind of agreement shouldn't rankle either party too much AND would probably lead to happier transactions to boot.

  79. IANAL and YANAL either [Re:Just scribble a ran...] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A contract is not valid if it does not have a valid AND LEGIBLE signature. So that non-disclosure paper would be voided by the judge and you, the patient, would not be guilty of breach-of-contract since no contract exists.

    You should have prefaced that comment with the statement "I am not a lawyer," because, quite obviously, you are not a lawyer.

    In short: wrong. An illegible signature might make a judge rule the contract invalid if you use the illegibility to argue that you were not the person who signed the contract. If you actually were the one who signed it, of course, saying you weren't would be perjury on your part.

  80. This won't last long by geekoid · · Score: 1

    As soon as someone starts complaining they can't get health coverage because some Dr. wants to censor them, there will be lawsuits.

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    1. Re:This won't last long by milamber3 · · Score: 1

      Even if every private doctor wanted these things signed, people will always have a place to get treatment. It's the same place that the uninsured generally use for their primary care: the emergency department. They are not allowed to turn anyone away, period. Also, I doubt you can sue a doctor for declining to treat you without agreeing to his terms. It's not a smart way to practice but they do have the right to refuse your business if they choose.

  81. Use the technology, don't fight it. by Above · · Score: 2

    I love to talk with the managers/owners of restaurants, and have reviewed plenty on Yelp and Urbanspoon. Of course they are always very concerned about their bad reviews, and looking for ways to make the bad reviews go away. My advice to them is always the same. Leave those people alone, they are already unhappy. Rather, get your happy customers to leave good reviews and drown them out.

    I've encouraged several businesses to pay the $5 for a Yelp or Urbanspoon sticker to put on their door. To claim their owner pages, and use them to post specials and send updates to regulators. To drop a reward on their "duke" on Yelp. You know what? In 2-3 months they easily amass tens or hundreds of positive reviews. Now the situation is 150 good reviews to the one bad one they were worried about, and their reputation is just fine.

    The only reason these are such a big deal for most businesses is that people who feel they have been wronged are more likely to speak up. If you have only one review and it's bad, well, you look like a bad business. You will never satisfy 100% of your customers, so just get the 99% that you do to drown them out.

    Easy, cheap, and builds loyalty with your regulars. Plus, you now have great reviews, so when people visit the area or move there and have nothing to go on but the reviews you'll be one of the first they try.

    Use the technology, don't fight it.

    1. Re:Use the technology, don't fight it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just cut out the middle man and write positive reviews for yourself. We are talking about the internet after all.

  82. Was copied from a Republican by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Correction: Romney care.

    And the idea was a campaign platform of another Republican: Nixon.

    Of course the teabaggers forget this.

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  83. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by smelch · · Score: 1

    Funny story I was sitting with a table of girls at a bar (hard to believe, don't worry the one I knew was fat so it's still believable), one of the girls goes to a chiropractor all the time and the other works for one. Tired of hearing them talk about it I quoted, pretty much word for word, one of your posts about subluxations allowing for the conditions required for bacteria to grow, and are the real cause of ailments rather than the bacteria themselves. Of course I said it very sarcastically. All four of these girls started yelling about how I don't know anything, subluxations are real and do cause problems. That's about the time I stood up and went to another table.

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  84. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you will tell us if somone comes up with a better comment!

  85. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    Proper adjustments are critical to your well being but the Big Pharma controlled Medical Community won't tell you this because they can't put chiropractic care in a pill

    you know how I know you are full of shit?

    chiropractors are nothing more than overpriced jumped up masseuses who lack the integrity to market their service for what it is and claim fraudulent health benefits

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  86. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    That is because placebos are effective. They are so effective scientific studies have to be controlled to eliminate the placebo effect from affecting the outcome. Many drugs are not much more effective than placebo.

    I personally believe that this explains the popularity of quack medicine. Crystals, magnets, prayer, etc. actually help if you believe that they will.

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  87. Duress? by RingDev · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would be curious if the threat of withholding health services could be considered duress.

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Duress? by MrDoh! · · Score: 1

      Possibly. One for the lawyers to try on, and make lots of money whilst doing so.
      But I think it'd be a valid argument.

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    2. Re:Duress? by Ixokai · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I THINK that it would only be in the case of emergency services. ER's can't send you away if you're in need of emergency care. A private doctor/dentist is free to do business with whomever he/she wants, subject to anti-discrimination laws.

    3. Re:Duress? by Local+ID10T · · Score: 2

      It does not have to be life threatening to be duress.

      If I am told in advance that this is a requirement of my seeing the doctor, that is one thing. Possibly also if I am there for a routine checkup. If I am sick, even if it is only the flu, and I am told that I must agree to these conditions or treatment will be withheld -then I am definitely under duress.

      If my insurance carrier specifies that I must see only certain physicians in order to be covered, and those physicians then require that I sign such a document before they will agree to see me, that may also be duress.

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    4. Re:Duress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to be curious, the answer is (or should be) yes.

    5. Re:Duress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not unless there's an emergency.

    6. Re:Duress? by Danse · · Score: 1

      If I take time off from work to go to my dentist appointment, and only after I get there they present me with this bullshit to sign in order to receive treatment, I'd consider that duress as well. Maybe they should tell me up front before I make the appointment that they want to muzzle me.

      The fact that they lie about the purpose of the form speaks volumes. Well, maybe that's too harsh. It's possible they just haven't spent the two seconds of thought necessary to realize that the reasons given by the company that sold them the form are completely bogus. Preventing non-patients from posting fraudulent reviews? Seriously?

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    7. Re:Duress? by Ixokai · · Score: 2

      Well, it doesn't have to be life threatening to be duress, but there is a degree of danger/fear that has to be there before it counts as duress legally. There's a standard you have to meet before something goes from "pressure" (which is legal) to "duress" (which invalidates a contract): ... "they must be such as would naturally operate on a person of ordinary firmness, and inspire a just fear of great injury to person, reputation or fortune" via http://www.lectlaw.com/def/d082.htm

      But even setting that aside: can *inaction* or the refusal to do something you are under no obligation to do, be duress?

      Okay, if your insurance carrier mandates these Doctors and they all require this, I can maybe see your point... except, I know I had to agree to a contract to get my insurance, and my choices were basically, "no health care" or sign up.

      You have a right to life, but you don't necessarily have a right to have your health needs served on your terms or by whom you want: doctors are private citizens and not civil servants. They can require you sign a contract to get their service and its not duress: Kaiser for example, requires you to sign a contract that waives the right to sue them, insisting instead on an arbitration system. This has been upheld repeatedly in the Courts.

      You're free to refuse it -- even if that "freedom" is sorta just "technically" and not entirely ground in reality. I, for instance, can't really afford any other health insurance option but Kaiser (which is offered by my work: and which I'm actually quite happy with), so in all practical reality, I'm forced to agree to their contract terms to get my regular check ups and the medicine I need to not-die. But honestly, I don't think that "forced" actually technically rises to any level of legal duress.

    8. Re:Duress? by Ixokai · · Score: 1

      Well, there's what you'd consider duress -- and what duress actually is.

      Duress isn't pressure, its not just an inconvenience. Its *force*, its *coercion* by force or threat of force (be that force physical harm, financial harm, or reputation) -- and not just some mild amount, it has to rise to a serious sort of "injury". And its one of those "reasonable people" standards, not just what a person claims to feel or think.

      I seriously doubt the money lost from taking time off work and the inconvenience of finding a new dentist, and even the serious tooth-ache you have to put up with until you get to the new one, would really rise to the level of what's considered duress.

      But, IANAL.

      That said: the contract is utterly stupid, and I'm not at all sure that you can actually sign over the copyright of future reviews of a service. The guy should go out of business over it. I just don't think it probably counts as _duress_, even if its invalid for other reasons.

    9. Re:Duress? by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but threatening to administer dental services might be.

    10. Re:Duress? by Danse · · Score: 1

      Maybe it doesn't rise to that level. It would certainly rise to the level of pissing me off enough to give him the very Yelp review he apparently fears so much. Guess that will have to be enough. Maybe a BBB complaint as well, since we're obviously not very concerned about playing nice. Gotta get the message across somehow.

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    11. Re:Duress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a threat to withhold emergency health service is probably duress, but non-emergency would probably not be

  88. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by jandrese · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you seek out bad reviews, don't you tend to find a whole lot of ones where someone is stuck reviewing a genre they don't like or have some weird complaint that doesn't affect the game properly? I tend to see that a lot on places like Metacritic. If you look up StarCraft II and the review complains about how annoying it is that you're controlling little people instead of getting down in the action and shooting stuff personally, and how using the keyboard and mouse are too complicated, well, I think it was just the wrong reviewer for the job.

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  89. Easy way around this by rk · · Score: 1

    Have a friend or family member post a review for you, saying in their own words what your experience was. The information comes from you, but the copyright actually belongs to the writer.

  90. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    While I agree in principal, I disagree in practice. Your argument is that if the dentist or doctor does a good job, then he/she will not have any complaints. I think most would accept though that there are some people that will never be satisfied. Also, doctors, and dentists, like people, can make mistakes and have bad days sometimes.

    One could take the attitude that the only hope is that the positive reviews outweigh the negative reviews. Some may be uncomfortable with this though and may try to prevent negative reviews from happening in the first place. Both approaches have been tried and the results often vary.

    As another poster mentioned, the dental and medical fields are a particular challenge when it comes to this issue because doctors and dentists are bound my privacy restrictions that patients aren't. Patients can make whatever claims they want and doctors are unable to respond. They do not have the choice to respond with facts - a choice that most companies in other industries would have.

    This is an inherent problem with Internet based rating systems. When you rely on these rating systems, you are taking the advice of random people on the Internet. That person may be a sensible person. Or they may be the owner of the establishment in question. Or they may be the owner of a competing establishment. We know all about that here on Slashdot. I don't know how intelligent/unintelligent people are if/when they critically process the reviews themselves.

  91. They want to censor things like this: by socz · · Score: 1
    Originally posted in my journal here: http://slashdot.org/journal/230907/Dentists-oh-noes

    So about a year ago I finally decided to use my dental insurance to just get my teeth "cleaned." To my surprise, it's not that simple.

    The Dentist I had selected (through my insurance) was:
    Dental Group of Arcadia 440 E Huntington Dr Arcadia, CA 91006-3776
    Dental Group of Arcadia is individually owned by Farhad Manavi D.D.S., II, Inc.


    It looked very nice and was very modern!

    So once I made an appointment and show up and it turns out they can't just clean your teeth - there's a lot to do before that! They have to take a full set of X-Rays before they can even look at the teeth themselves! Before I continue, let me give you a little back story...



    When I was 9? I was going regularly to the dentist. It wasn't a bad experience really, I wasn't traumatized or in extreme pain when I went - not that I remember anyways. But I do remember being told that taking unnecessary X-Rays could cause harm, so they only took what they needed. Years later I end up majoring in manufacturing and learn through it's cousin metallurgy that X-Rays could indeed be bad... So those things stuck in my head.

    Back to my story. So when they said first they need full set of X-Rays I asked why? I just wanted to get my teeth cleaned. They explained it's so they can see the condition of my teeth. When I said they're fine, I just want a cleaning they said "no, because you probably have problems you're not aware of." So 45 minutes later we come to a compromise, they'll take a minimum of X-Rays and go from there.

    Now I might be silly, but I know that X-Rays lead to more problems which lead to $$$. Also, since it's insurance they're going to try to claim as many expenses as aren't needed. That was my real objection.

    So after the minimal set of X-Rays they technician goes "mmm mmmmmm." And I'm like "what do you see?" "I see a few problems. Doesn't your left side hurt?" HAhaha! No, it doesn't. So after arguing with her about my mouth/teeth/feet not hurting we're done and I'm finally able to see the dentist.

    By the way, when I made my appointment they were aware it was my first time to this office. They acknowledged it and said I would be getting my teeth cleaned on that day. They didn't however do that. Once I showed up for my appointment it turns out that nothing is ever done on your first visit - you only get a "check-up/inspection." Then you can make appointments for what you needs.

    So here's what I needed, according to the X-Rays and Dentist: I apparently have 13 cavities and am in need of 3 root canals, one of them immediately before I lose the tooth. So while there she referred me to the in-house specialist who could perform the RC because it was apparently very advanced.

    Let me give you some more back story. So when I was a kid, I apparently got a gold crown? on one of my molars. While eating/chewing on some delicious candy, it came off. I was like "this is some ghetto workmanship!" So back to the dentist I go. Guess what gang? There was a sign on the door that said "Closed due to Mal practice." It was an official looking sign and had a lot of stuff on it, but that was in a huge font. So that was the end of dentists for me. Not because I didn't like them or was worried about them, because that was my dentist in front of Toys R Us! There's no reason to go back now!

    But that wasn't where my mistrust of dentists started. No it started many years later when we found out one of my sisters friends also had the very same dentist but had a lot of dental work done because she had braces. Apparently, he didn't do a very good job as the repairs to the damage done cost some $ to fix. Guess what? My sister also had a little brace-work done as well! And yep, she also had a bad job but since it was very little the damage wasn't so bad.

    So, now I'm thinking

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    1. Re:They want to censor things like this: by milamber3 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to say but you are in for a world of hurt down the line. Since you refuse to have the work done I guess all I can say is I hope the problems stay limited to your teeth. I say that because extremely bad tooth infections can lead to bacteremia and subsequently endocarditis. If that happens, and your cardiologist sends you for valve replacement, try not to think about how you could have prevented heart surgery by having your teeth fixed. I guess alternatively, you could call the cardiologist a quack and go home, but at that point your "biker" life would be over since walking a block would most likely leave you out of breath.

      Also, those "fake teeth with screws" run in excess of $6000 each and they take multiple visits and surgery over the course of months.

  92. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

    I doubt that. My refusal to respond to circumstances outside my control cannot constitute duress, otherwise patients would just say "I only signed in order to get treatment, I would never have agreed to pay this much otherwise."

  93. Doctors being duped, too by dbarron3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I did RTFA. (yesterday, actually). A better subtitle might have been: "Scummy legal group duping doctors to request legally-unenforceable waivers from patients. Don't get caught in the loop." Doctors (or their business managers) need to be educated about why these waivers are unnecessary, unenforcable, and just bad business. Patients need to be informed and willing to fight back so this type of legal chicanery dies a quick death.

  94. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by mldi · · Score: 1

    Yeah man, Big Pharma and the "Medical Community" are holding me back from the full potential of my alternative medicine practice. They claim my karate chops to the balls aren't a safe and effective way of curing headaches. Everyone that visits me no longer complains of a headache, so what gives!?

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  95. "Betters?" by wsanders · · Score: 1

    What are you, a butler on some English grand estate? A doctor or bike shop owner isn't your "better", hopefully you regard them as some kind of fellow professional. If you enter into a business relationship with some kind of class warfare in mind, you're going to get treated like dirt.

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    1. Re:"Betters?" by DriedClexler · · Score: 0

      Right, because doctors are *so* above class warfare when they artificially restrict the number of doctors to jack up their salaries and otherwise limit the ability of people to learn medicine outside of approved facilities.

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    2. Re:"Betters?" by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Original post was saying the average person has no right to criticize, as the average person is a "faux connoisseur." I was responding to this elitist post, a post that was engaging in class warfare by claiming the average person has no right to complain, as they are all just whiny egotistical complainers who are too stupid to critique the goods and services they receive.

      Bullshit. This is just another elitist moaning that his sheep-like customers aren't being as sheep-like as they are supposed to be. How DARE they get together and compare notes? How is he supposed to take advantage of them, as is his right as an elite, if they actually talk to each other? There aught to be a law!

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  96. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a clavicle is a collarbone. cervical is the name attached to the uppermost 7 vertebrae - that is, that neck.

  97. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Znork · · Score: 2

    Doctors treated women with 'pelvic massages' for centuries, a treatment that apparently helped with a wide variety of illnesses. Take a look at the history of the vibrator and feel a certain relief that you're not generally greeted by steam powered masturbatory equipment at your average doctors office these days.

  98. Qualifications by khr · · Score: 1

    I think part of it is whether or not the patient is qualified to review the doctor... Doctors get years of specialized training, but as a patient with none, what if I think my doctor sucks because he or she didn't prescribe medicine to make me numb right away.

    The doctor should, and very well may be, using their best judgement for my treatment, and they could be making the right decisions, something that'll help me, but won't make me feel immediately feel better.

    Or if I go with the wrong expectations, that the doctor will give me some drug I read about on the internet, but the doctor's opinion is that that's not the right medication for me. Do I give them a bad review because my expectations and knowledge were wrong?

    1. Re:Qualifications by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      If the Doctor is any good, he/she will take the time to explain their diagnosis and treatment and make sure to answer any and all questions before the patient leaves. A decent Doctor IMO should be counseling the person on their medical decisions rather than dictating them. We're a pretty well educated nation and we should be inquisitive enough to really try to understand our own healthcare (while of course recognizing the expertise of the provider).

      Personally I do feel qualified to review my Doctor, but that's because I expect my Doctor to share his knowledge and help me understand his thinking. I'm also so disappointed with most of humanity that I don't put too much stock in what people write on the internet.

    2. Re:Qualifications by milamber3 · · Score: 1

      You sound like a reasonable person and that most likely means you wouldn't be the one posting unfairly negative reviews. The problem is that some patients don't want to hear explanations and don't care if you are doing what you think is the best thing for them. A good example are the patients who still want antibiotics for a viral infection. You can tell them it won't help at all and that it just increases the risk of side effects and creates bacterial resistance. Plenty of patients will completely ignore that because they are sure that they need antibiotics. There are a LOT of other examples like this through out medicine and probably dentistry as well.

  99. The majority of the general public can't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fair? Really?

    Just wait and watch all the comments pour in that a doctor is rude and insulting when he tells someone he is concerned about their weight.

    1. Re:The majority of the general public can't. by _0xd0ad · · Score: 1

      Which is why any review claiming that the doctor was "rude" needs to explain what the doctor said or did that was so rude, so I can decide whether the review is a legitimate complaint, or laugh - it's funny.

  100. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by lxs · · Score: 1

    It's however an effective method for preventing prostate cancer, which makes it close enough to a medical treatment for me. Especially when doing it while watching Latex Nurses IV.

  101. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by SilentStaid · · Score: 1

    Show me just ONE DOCUMENTED case of chiropractic causing harm to a patient.

    May I direct you to this man's entire library of work? Neck Adjustments, ahoy!

  102. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Untrue I think. You can't trust Yelp users to be objective. No one posts "I had a mediocre experience, they got the job done, ho hum". And for a dentist it's extremely rare for someone to say "best day ever!" No, most reviews of dentists are going to be "lousy experience." Why should anyone trust what they read on the internet anyway, especially from a site so completely disreputable as Yelp?

    This reminds me of professor evaluations at college. Chock full of opinions that the professor is ugly, gives them too much homework, isn't fun enough, etc.

  103. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would have to go to court and spend thousands of dollars you may not have to fight such a thing.

    Legal or not, the mere cost of fighting it will silence many people.

    no, the doctor would have to go to court when 'you' break the contract by exercising your free speech.

  104. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could also make the claim that you were not in the right state of mind to be making decisions such as the one you were forced to make in order to receive care.

    In my opinion you likely would not even need a lawyer to get this case thrown out of court, and I guarantee any ambulance chasing lawyer would JUMP at the chance to represent you and make a counter suite for emotional damages and trauma if it comes to court.

  105. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

    My health insurance company doesn't cover treatments which aren't backed by evidence.

    The fact that your insurance company covers chiropractic services does not in any way constitute proof such services are in fact backed by evidence. The only way to tell the validity of chiropractic is to look directly at the alleged evidence.

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  106. This is actually DMCA abuse if you read on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow.

    Under the DMCA, a person "must certify, under penalty of perjury, that he holds the relevant copyrights" in order to get a takedown of copyrighted material. These medical professionals are using the DMCA, via these agreements, in order to legally remove negative reviews of them,

    It takes pure evil genius to come up with a way to completely abuse the spirit (while complying 100% with the letter!) of this ghastly law in this way.

  107. But first! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Fold that contract into your pocket and suggest that you will not go on the Internets and other communication mediums available to you questioning what that particular professional has to hide.
    Dead or horribly disfigured patients? A fake diploma? Substance abuse problems? I'm just asking questions here...
    Naturally... Suggest that your silence comes at a price.

    Remember to leave the office then "in order to leave them time to consider their options" - so they don't get any bright ideas once you are under sedation in their chair/on their table.
    And if he/she decides to get smart and call authorities - simply deny everything, accuse him/her of blackmail (hey, you have it in writing) and make a huge fuss about it all.

    Media will love that story even more than just some doctor playing lawyer.
    Now, if you could manage to include a lawyer playing doctor in there somehow, you could be looking at national coverage and possibly even movie rights.

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    1. Re:But first! by tibit · · Score: 1

      At least in the U.S., licenses are a matter of public record. That includes some personal data, so, for example, if a female doctor refuses to tell you how old she is, it's just plain silly: everyone can look it up anyway. If you go to talk with any professional or business who requires license in your State, you should do yourself a favor and look it up beforehand.

      Land property ownership records are also in public record, and it's routine to have them checked. We've adopted a cat and the first thing the lady at the adoption agency did was to look up my house address -- on the adoption form I claimed that I owned my residence. If I were a renter, they'd call my landlord to make sure they allow pets in the property. It's basic CYA on their end and I'm perfectly OK with that. I'm sure that if they get a bad feeling they'd also run at least a local court case search, looking for cruelty to animals. Plenty of people who hurt pets will try getting another one locally, apparently.

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  108. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A toothache could also be considered distress.

  109. My dentist requests feedback every time by Bored+MPA · · Score: 1

    I automatically get an email after a visit asking me to review the experience, publicly and anonymously after ever visit. It's a great policy because it encourages regular or occasional feedback that would balance out any one time negative. Besides, he's awesome and the highest rated in the city as a result of being good and being smart about encouraging people to comment on services.

  110. Post about it by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Seems to me the solution would be to post "I wanted to use this [dentist,doctor,occultist] but they required that I sign the following agreement: [...]

    I suspect you'll see backpedaling immediately.

    Or, sign the agreement, then post anonymously.

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  111. Re:Just scribble a random scrawl by hedwards · · Score: 1

    Given the amount of evidence that the doctor's office would be able to provide, I doubt such statements would hold up in court. This isn't like signing a petition where the signature gatherer doesn't have any way of knowing that you are who you say you are. Typically they'd have their appointment ledger as well as testimony from both the receptionist as well as the doctor that the patient was in. And the receptionist also testifying that the forms were filled out by the patient.

  112. Re:IANAL and YANAL either [Re:Just scribble a ran. by hedwards · · Score: 1

    Correct, in fact I'd wager that if you were to look through the signature samples that are stored for verifying voters' signatures, that only a fraction of them would be legible. A signature only needs to be a recognizable scrawl, and purposefully creating a wrong one could definitely lead to fraud charges being leveled.

  113. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by smelch · · Score: 1

    Is the requirement to pay your bills really a contract? Is it just implicit acceptance of a contract that when you are found almost dead on the side of the road and unable to respond and you have medical bills? Are you speaking as a doctor or a lawyer, because it sounds like you're talking as an idiot. I guess if you want to be pedantic about the word "any" then fine, let me rephrase.

    Any contract with clauses not related to payment in the form of cash that are inline with standard prices for similar services, liability of the doctor for damage done during procedures or permission for providing the services requested would most likely not be enforceable in court due to the varying factors of duress, competency and consideration when signing a contract while bleeding from a serious wound, where serious wound is defined as a wound that is extremely painful, has potential to do further permanent damage, or is life threatening.

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  114. Re:Just scribble a random scrawl by hedwards · · Score: 1

    Yes, but at the moment this is just dental care and I don't know of any dental problem to which this would apply.

  115. Its not Yelp is trust worthy anymore by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but there are far too many stories about how you can buy reviews, both good and bad, and Yelp can't catch them all. I can see why Doctors are concerned. Are they taking the right course of action, not in my book. I heard two stories just today about micro transaction sites where you can buy reviews for less than a quarter, even going so far as stating what you wanted. Another story stated how Yelp was removing reviews from their patients that were positive.

    There are also numerous articles on how someone representing Yelp may be asking for money to take down bad reviews or allow good ones to stay.

    So in other words, it might have been a good service until people figured out how to game it. It might have been a good one until someone on the inside learned how to make extra money on it. Yet another site where its best to ignore the very good and very bad and aim for whats in the middle.

    Search for Mechanical Turk and tell me, would you as a Doctor not be afraid? So what can they do?

    Here, to save some time http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2011/05/23/how-to-ethically-improve-your-customer-reviews/

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    1. Re:Its not Yelp is trust worthy anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in other words, it might have been a good service until people figured out how to game it.

      So it was a good service for about 5 minutes? It really isn't hard to figure out how to game ANY review site. I thnk Angie's list is comical for this reason, you have to pay to see or make reviews on the premise this discourages gaming, but the ones most motivated to pay the fee are the businesses being reviewed. (and then there's the accusations of behind the door transactions)

    2. Re:Its not Yelp is trust worthy anymore by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but there are far too many stories about how you can buy reviews, both good and bad, and Yelp can't catch them all. I can see why Doctors are concerned.

      That's their problem, not mine. You don't get to solve your problem by placing restrictions on me.

    3. Re:Its not Yelp is trust worthy anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is a waiver supposed to do anything about the problem you describe?

  116. Signing is probably OK if... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... your doctor is Jack Kevorkian.

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  117. Perspective by RanceJustice · · Score: 1

    I'll put this in a way that Slashdot will get. Remember one of those horrible clients you had at some point? The guy who said "Create me a website" and picked apart your sleek design until it looked like something from Angelfire, complete with "In Construction" tape? The guy who wanted you to secure his network, but didn't want you to use passwords on the wireless, nor MAC filtering, nor pay for any key management services? The fellow who insisted that you spend all bloody day doing something outside your job description for clueless people managed by even more clueless management?

    What if they could instantly review you negatively in an easy way? What if Gerald from Accounting decides you didn't get to his MS Excel error swift enough and proclaims for all the world to see "X is lazy, bad at his job, made me wait for HOURS for a simple task. Never hire him!". Should that really be fair and acceptable? But..you cry "Gerald is an idiot who didn't know all the circumstances involved and I wasn't even given a chance to defend myself... now I can't get a job!?" .... Bingo.

    Many IT, engineering, and science workers, even at the Professional level, don't have the same kind of "presence" in the community as physicians and lawyers. Most of them operate their own offices or groups, and the public is very, very interested in trying to figure out a "good" doctor from a bad one. Our old friend capitalism has extended from those "people search" pay services, to "doctor search" ones and created a huge marketing blitz like "Find out how many patients have filed a complaint...could YOUR doctor be bad?!" Remember that the most frivolous of malpractice lawsuits, with million dollar judgements are awarded generally by making the jury feel sorry for the patient, regardless if their troubles were the result of the doctor at all. Doctors are paying between $10,000 - 100,000 USD yearly in order to deal with this. When ill-informed patients can get million dollar judgments upheld through emotional pleas, it doesn't bode well for doctors trying to protect themselves from incorrect reviews. Professionals can most certainly be bad at their job and screw up, but when some philistine off the street walks in, demands the latest prescription they saw on the evening news, doesn't want to undertake proper therapy, is generally non-compliant etc... and then turns around and writes a scathing review of the physician, this shouldn't occur.

    What's needed is a single, open-source solution regarding doctor information that protects physicians and patients. Perhaps one could be set up by the American College of X (Surgeons, Gynecologists etc) for their members, or by state organizations for all in state etc... Each physician would have a homepage not unlike that of a social network, where they could place information about their practice, directions, contact info, and any little blurbs they wish to share. Each physician would be given a hash that changes monthly to place on his business cards and give to patients to use as a password when visiting his page. Doing so allows the patient to bind his or her account to be able to comment on/to the physician in a private area. They would have to use their real name and use the doctor's private area password, to ensure they were really patients. In the private area there could be HIPPA-compliant encrypted channels for medical communication and questions, such as in-house email and instant messaging, should the doctor want to make themselves available online. Patients can also write reviews, with some rules in place. Positive reviews will show up on the doctor's homepage (docs can omit/hide them if they wish) and the patient can decide if they want their name to be public or not. Negative reviews are more comprehensive and will be restricted to the private area. Those who file a negative review must be willing to correspond with the physician again to help reach a resolution or understanding - sniping and leaving will lead to the comment being erased. The doct

  118. I would be perfectly willing by new+death+barbie · · Score: 1

    to describe my husband's dissatisfaction with his doctor, on Yelp. And he can document my dissatisfaction with mine. No contracts broken.

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  119. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

    Since you started the game, are you posting as a doctor or lawyer? Or are you the idiot?

  120. Re:Thank You. by spun · · Score: 1

    How was the original post rational? It's all just fucking opinion, you douche.

    "But come the internet with pseudonymity (or at least obscurity), people have deemed themselves connoisseurs of consumption-- veritable professional critics of the utterly mundane."

    Opinion, and emotional, not rational

    "Yelp houses an asinine number of these people who will judge an entire business (small, large, chain, etc.) on single experiences."

    Opinion, and emotional, not rational

    They scrutinize everything mundane because the quality of service and products are so similar, there's NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT otherwise."

    Opinion, and emotional, not rational

    I'm sorry, the original post is emotional, negative vitriol full of opinion and zero reasoning or facts. The only difference is that the original post agrees with your bias, whereas my post doesn't..

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  121. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    So would the one from the dentist be unenforceable if I claimed duress from extreme plaque?

  122. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by mr1911 · · Score: 1

    If you are British.

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  123. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by rotide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ya, I do run into that a lot. But that's why I don't mind the bad reviews. If you put up a review that casts a negative light on something and I read that review, if I come out of that thinking your negative points were superficial and not really relevant (or to your point, just bashing the genre or controller they don't like), I'm going to think wow, that was a negative review, and that's all they had to say about it? That in my mind HELPs the game/product/service.

    Then again, if the bad reviews are well thought out and bring up really good points, say, the doctor likes to make up things you don't believe you have (had those before) or puts the sales pitch on you for whitening, etc, or maybe fondles you while you're out, ya, ok. Those I could see doctors wanting to control, I mean, those would be bad for business. But general negative reviews with no real basis in practical reality, so what? No one has a perfect record (even if they did, I'd be suspicious). Let the negative reviewers speak their peace and let the positive ones drown them out.

  124. I think we're complaining about the wrong clause by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    What worries me more is the clause about paying his legal fees if he successfully sues me. As one with the most money always seems to win these things it seems to me that the only way to take him on is to gamble on raising millions to fight him off. Most likely he is more able to raise millions than I am. It's just about raising the ante for suing him.

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  125. Sounds like a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a doctor, and I've never heard of this before, but it sounds like a bad idea. It is going to piss off at least some of your patients, without doing anything to actually prevent people from saying anonymous bad things about you.

    However, in a slightly related vein, I am definitely in favor of having patients sign arbitration agreements before they receive non-emergency services. Most people understand that lawsuits are a huge problem for doctors, and aren't surprised to see physicians take defensive action. But mainly, an arbitration agreement really is valuable if a potential lawsuit arises. Instead of having a case go before a jury of twelve people selected to be as ill-informed and uneducated as possible, it is decided by a panel of three attorneys chosen to have real experience and expertise in the matter at hand. Bad care will still result in a settlement for the plaintiff, but there is much less chance of the "lotto effect" where a lay jury decides on a huge settlement based on the emotions of the case.

    While it's critical that patients and other consumers have the right to seek legal remedies for possible malpractice, I don't think lay juries can be relied on to reach consistent, reproducible decisions. We might as well decide cases by rolling dice.

  126. NOT Binding -- rather, an extortion attempt! by coats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many contracts are not legally binding.

    IANAL, but...

    Two good examples: real estate transfers and copyright transfers, both of which require specific written language.

    The dentist's contract is inconsistent with the copyright law's requirements for copyright transfer (and hence is null and void, as a matter of law).

    It is extortion for the doctor or dentist to use his position of authority so to attempt to coerce the patient in a manner contrary to law.

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  127. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by smelch · · Score: 1

    Clearly you aren't aware that on the internet, we're all lawyers, doctors, and nuclear-biologists.

    I genuinely expected you to say you were a doctor since you said "My refusal". You gave up too easily, I was prepared to let you win this one.

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  128. Obligatory XKCD... by ryzvonusef · · Score: 2
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  129. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Masturbation is a medical treatment and is 100% safe and effective.

    Safe?, I've gotten blisters on my penis from it you insensitive clod!

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  130. just like malpractice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you nerds get upset if your doctor has malpractice insurance? Christ.

  131. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By accepting the medical care of Doctor Todt, I hereby declare that I will never sue for malpractice or I will be liable to pay the good Doctor 100 Fastastillion Dollars compensation.

    Patient signs here.

  132. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your point about game reviews was so interesting that I will do the same next time I'm interested in a game but I disagree about the reasoning working in this case.

    First of all, the fact that patient doctor confidentiality exists, should make doctors feel uncomfortable asking people to post anything about their experience. At least I would, if I were a doctor and as a patient, I would never visit a doctor that asks me to post a review. Medical issues are such an important privacy matter for many (but perhaps not you).

    Second, few people possess the expertise needed to assess medical treatment whilst anybody that can play a game can review it.

  133. Report them to College of Physicians / Dentists by StandardCell · · Score: 1

    Any time someone gets one of these, report the doctor or dentist to their appropriate professional organizations, and claim that you felt coerced to sign this in order to get care. If enough of these are sent, this practice will stop. That, and post a review of that practice to Yelp and give them the requisite goose egg rating.

    Also, doctors and dentists are asking patients to sign binding arbitration agreements. Be VERY wary about this, as functionally it is much worse than limiting public commentary.

  134. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    my wife is going to one of those

    [insert obvious troll here]

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  135. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    No he will file a DMCA take down, you will have the option of going to court or objecting and letting him sue you. Either way you had better have enough cash for a lawyer. How much is your speech worth to you? It will cost thousands most likely.

  136. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

    Doctor-patient confidentiality wouldn't prevent a doctor from taking action against libelous reviews - which are really the only kinds of negative reviews they should be concerned about. As said above, no one is likely to have a 100% approval rating, and the negative reviews are often more informative than the positive reviews - and non-credible negative reviews are generally easier to recognize. If the reviews are demonstrably false and can cause harm to the doctor or his/her practice, then let it go to the courts. Otherwise, there's no need to even think about trying to regulate comments/reviews.

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  137. ER can't send you away by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Because of EMTALA, a terrible law that has allowed people to use ERs as their primary care. It's federal extortion, not state contract law (i.e., duress).

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  139. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by budgenator · · Score: 1

    There probably was an arbitration agreement slipped in there, if your bleeding too badly the nurse will sign it for you or show you where to make an "X".

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  140. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by budgenator · · Score: 1

    You mean like a consent for treatment form?

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  141. +5, fuck yelp. by t0qer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Doctors should be worried, because yelp can be gamed, and they'll let the gaming happen if it's in their best interest... An anecdotal story.

    I've work in a karaoke bar the last 10 years. This is before American Idol made it go crazy popular. FF>> to a few years ago...

    There was a local karaoke company (this is multiple individuals, not one guy in a bar like me) who were tired of all the good press, yelp reviews, and awards our place has gotten over the years. They'd play favourites with karaoke singers to gain favour with them, then have them write negative reviews about our place (without even having set foot ONCE in there)

    Around the same time yelp starts calling, "We can sort those bad reviews to the bottom of the list for $400@mo" I'd be on the phone with these jackasses for hours, saying these reviews were bogus, and how dare you try and extort money from us...

    Few days later, bad review start floating to the top. The little "soundbites" (don't know what else to call them, the little highlighted bits of reviews at the top) started being nothing but negative.

    I got tired of it. Being the old school dickhead BOFH that I am, I started dropping dox weekly on our website of yelp employees one by one(upper level management mostly, was leading up to stoppleman). Sure, I'd get threats, but I'd just give them the same bullshit answer they gave me, "Hey, it's publicly available info man, just like you guys told me!"

    One day the owner's son (of where I work) came down to talk to me. He said, "Dude, I know these guys, they got a lawyer full time on staff, they just gotta drop this off on their desk and say "attack". Please, take down the docs.

    So I did. And magically these dickheads reviews got sorted, or deleted.

    Moral of the story is, yelp is fucking corrupt. If your competitor wants to slander you on yelp, you have 0 recourse without full legal action. Fuck you yelp, go suck a dick. (and yes I probably typed something similar before)

  142. No they haven't heard of it. by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Have these dentists never heard of the Streisand Effect?

    My guess would be that they (along with most of the population) have not heard of the Streisand Effect. In fact the only place I see the Streisand Effect routinely mentioned is here on slashdot. That said, chances are they'll become all too familiar with the effects of it even if they haven't heard the term.

  143. The easy opt-out by bhmit1 · · Score: 1

    Just sign the contract as Bugs Bunny. Odds are, if your signature is bad enough, no one will notice.

    That said, any doctor that is this afraid of bad reviews is a doctor you should be afraid of. I prefer the ones that offer a survey on my way out and let me know some of the common sites that they need more reviews. If you've looked for a doctor on the internet long enough, you find that they all have bad reviews, but not a lot have good reviews, especially ones that look like they were written by an actual person.

  144. Yelp harm? by lennier · · Score: 1

    I know GNOME's Help Browser is extremey painful, but I didn't think it was malpractice.

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  145. Prolly not even necessary.. by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    I had one of these go bad on me once.. cost me $1500 to make go away..
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortious_interference

    Specifically..
    "Tortious interference with business relationships occurs where the tortfeasor acts to prevent the plaintiff from successfully establishing or maintaining business relationships. This tort may occur when a first party's conduct intentionally causes a second party not to enter into a business relationship with a third party that otherwise would probably have occurred. Such conduct is termed tortious interference with prospective business relations, expectations, or advantage or with prospective economic advantage."

    IANAL, But I did have to pay one for this...

  146. Yes, replying to myself.. by SuperCharlie · · Score: 1

    BTW.. it is my understanding that the incident or event, good, bad, or indifferent, is irrelevant. It is that you interfered at all with their business relationship. Again.. IANAL.

  147. Wouldn't happen more than once by sjbe · · Score: 1

    You would have to go to court and spend thousands of dollars you may not have to fight such a thing.

    One or two people might and then our elected officials would bring the wrath of $deity down on any hospital or physician that attempted to silence a patient like that. Personally I would hope someone would try with me. My lawyer and I could buy matching islands with the proceeds from the lawsuit that would follow such a foolish act.

  148. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    You don't have to sign anything to be treated if the facility accepts Medicare or Medicaid. Generally if you have to sign anything it is an authorization to use your personal information to bill you or your insurance company and not an agreement to pay.

  149. Simple measurements don't tell the story by sjbe · · Score: 1

    They fought having meaningful rankings made public. They fought having outcomes measured.

    There are lots of measurements out there but you can be quite certain many if not most of them aren't very meaningful. Let's say two doctors have their mortality rates measured. One has 99% of their patients come out alive and the other has just 95%. Who is the better doctor? There is no way you can tell from that measure alone. It could be that the doctor with the worse mortality rate takes on significantly more challenging patients. Maybe one has to work with a more difficult patient population who can't afford the same level of care. Medicine is VERY complicated and it is difficult if not impossible to concisely measure the performance of a physician.

    If someone wanted to measure my performance on the job with a few measures that don't tell the whole story and then advertise my performance to the world, I'd be less than pleased about that as well. Doctors are entitled to fight for reasonable performance measurements the same as you or I.

    1. Re:Simple measurements don't tell the story by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      I couldn't find black-and-white metrics such as number of times a specific procedure was performed.

      There are lots of things that affect outcomes. I was shopping for foot surgery, and my research showed that smoking had such a large effect on the outcome I quit smoking for my surgery. Sadly I couldn't find useful data on the various surgeons, hospitals, surgery centers, etc. I found some spotty vague data that was intentionally meaningless, such as the outpatient-only surgical center bragging about its low mortality rate. Even litigation data is secretive and inconsistent.

      It is sad that we have so much more data available for deciding what OS to use, what dishwasher to buy, what car to drive, what restaurant to eat at than where to have a life changing surgical procedure performed.

      I ended up deciding on a surgical center largely because they have much lower rates of hospital-acquired infection. That was one big risk that I was able to determine for all my options. While dealing with terrible complications I heard rumors that my doctor lost his license in another state, but have no way to find out if that is true. The records are secret. I do know that he used to practice in another state and doesn't anymore, and that his old medical center won't talk about him.

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  150. Funny none of you are doctors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a doctor. Most of my patients are pretty nice. A few are really nice and a few are really mean. There are some people you will never please, no matter what you do. There are some people who request outlandish things, like narcotics that they don't need, or disability papers they don't deserve. I rarely tell a patient "no," but whenever I do, I've created hostility and negative energy. Some of this can spill over onto the web and affect my reputation.

    It was bad enough that disgruntled patients can yell at me, sue me for malpractice, or switch doctors, but add to that the additional capability to write a bad review, and it just makes being a doctor that much less appealing.

    I agree that making the patient sign a waiver to post comments on the web is counterproductive. I don't do it. But what should a doctor, one who cares both for his patients and for his hard-earned reputation, do to protect himself from destructive online speech?

  151. I understand it completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, the Drs. have no avenue to correct a false or defamatory posting online because there is a federal statute that gives a website certain immunities if they don't exercise editorial control over the content. But, if the Drs. own the review site postings, they would have to right to request them to take it down or else they could sue the website directly. The statutes is something like 230 of the 1996 Telecom Act.

    So, you get review sites that don't edit user content unless a court orders them to do so. Or you get review sites that extort the Drs. into paying a few thousand dollars a pop to remove the 'content.' (Not naming names... purely opinion and speculation on my part).

    Disclaimer: I am a lawyer. BUT, I'm not your lawyer. Anyone who would rely on an internet posting as legal advice should be slapped silly.

  152. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Funny

    By a recent study, so is brisk walking, but combining the two can be a trifle awkward.

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  153. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I agree in principal, I disagree in practice.

    Principle. Next you will tell us Washington is the Capitol.

  154. prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Revealing the prices they actually charge will be the next hurdle.

  155. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    It would be illegal for the emergency room to do that, not to mention unethical. They also don't care if they lose your business, an ER is not exactly going to be hurting for customers. If they did do such a thing you could probably find a public prosecutor who would take that up.

    If not, a crusading lawyer may well have already prepared for this battle and be looking for a test case so they can either make their money or make a political point.

    Justice is not free, but there are angles where you can get someone else to pay for it, especially if it makes for easy return on investment or good press.

  156. Re:Should take more of a shrink-wrap license appro by slazzy · · Score: 1

    Or EULA tied to the elevator button. As long as nobody takes the stairs...

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  157. Be honest with your customers by vinn01 · · Score: 1

    Spot on. I wish I had mod points for you.

    Many contractors over-promise in order get a competitive advantage just to get the contract. I've seen the same type of behavior with contractors who under-bid, just to get the contract, then pile on big charges for any and all change requests. Even changes that should be cost neutral.

    Any contractor who claims that a delay is because "we have more than one customer" deserves a bad review. It means that they over-promised multiple customers and they sent your job to the bottom of their priority list.

    Give honest time and cost estimates and customers will give good reviews.

    1. Re:Be honest with your customers by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Many contractors over-promise in order get a competitive advantage just to get the contract. I've seen the same type of behavior with contractors who under-bid, just to get the contract, then pile on big charges for any and all change requests. Even changes that should be cost neutral.

      But they get the contract.

      Any contractor who claims that a delay is because "we have more than one customer" deserves a bad review. It means that they over-promised multiple customers and they sent your job to the bottom of their priority list.

      I guess they learned this from the big boy telco's or similar. Over-subscribing and pissing on everyone's expectations, then making excuses, seems to make a lot of money.

      Give honest time and cost estimates and customers will give good reviews.

      No. What will happen is you'll get friend-of-the-family business from relatives, which you'll be asked to charge "mate's rates" for, and lose any other business to the guy who's quoting lower than cost and adding surcharges / working day-rate.

      My brother runs his own building company. He hears of this daily when following up quotes.

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  158. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

    Bingo! The only problem I personally see with places like Yelp is that they are rigged to side with trolls because they make their money by going "Psst! want to make these bad reviews go away? Give us $$$ and we'll make them disappear!" now THAT should be called what it is, blackmail pure and simple.

    Otherwise as long as the doc is allowed to respond they shouldn't EVER have the right to take free speech (and has anyone seen if these are legal?) from anyone. I run a little shop and can count the number of PO'ed customers on a single hand. if they wrote a bad review i'd be happy to point out they simply had unbelievable expectations (One guy wanted his PC fixed for $20, trying to haggle like it was a fricking auction, another kept disabling his AV when it wouldn't let him install "Iz_Not_ViruZ_Iz_Pron_Codec.exe" and then expected me to clean his mess for free) and let people decide.

    In ANY business you are gonna have some pissed off customers, I don't care how good of a job you do. some people think the world revolves around them and they can do anything they want, like spill a Coke down a PC and expect to return it, others think a single payment gets them repairs for life. but for every moron like that a GOOD business will have easily 1000 customers that have nothing but good things to say, and if a site isn't rigged like Yelp is then the good should outweigh the bad by huge amounts. Trying to get rid of free speech isn't the answer, having professional slander sites like Yelp shut down should be.

    One last thing about docs: there should be an IRONCLAD contract that states 'here are what the side effects of this drug is, by agreeing to it you agree NEVER to sue if you have these side effects after being told" because I spent 5 years in a living hell because the miracle drug that would help me was taken off the market thanks to lawsuit whores. For ANYONE that took this drug you had to not only have a 30 minute explanation of the side effects as well as agree to not have ANY kids for AT LEAST 10 years, but actually had to watch a film as well telling you this, and sign saying you had watched it. so what happened? A couple of bitches (may they fucking rot) took the drug then promptly went out and got knocked up having horribly fucked up kids in the process. They sued and got an assload of money, which caused the drug to get yanked off the market.

    NEWS FLASH: ALL DRUGS HAVE SIDE EFFECTS and if we are not gonna be able to have a medication because some asshole fucks himself up on it by not following the rules and sues? Well then there are gonna be a lot of suffering people needlessly. I should be able to sign a contract with my doc and get ANY drug he thinks would help me, period the end. Medications should be decided by the doc, not a lawsuit whore. Hell it is no wonder docs are so damned panicked right now, a doc can give someone a bottle of medication and if they crush it and shove it up their ass frying their brain they'll find some asshole ambulance chaser that will sue for a billion dollars over it!

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  159. Other Side of The Coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in the service industry. We had a customer once who had some unreasonable request (bordering on insurance fraud). When we turned her away she went to the web and posted some pretty terrible (and untrue) things about my company. As the subject of the review, there is little we can do about it other than engaging in an internet flame war with this person. That would make us look even worse. There are 2 sides to every story and sometimes sites like yelp get abused. Too often, happy customers don't bother to submit but people who feel wronged tell a thousand people.

  160. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    He may be an idiot, but chiropractors can certainly be the real deal.

    Myself, I had tones of problems. One of my legs was starting to go numb now and then. I realized (while picking an ingrown hair of all thigns) that I could jab one leg and it would hurt a lot less than on the other.

    That's a scary realization.

    About 4 visits with him and the majority of the issues were nearly gone. 10 later and there is absolutely nothing wrong now. I can look up without feeling some pain. My legs feel normal. I don't get back spasms in the middle of the day any more. I get much fewer headaches as well.

    And the interesting bit? Nothing else changed, only my going to see a chiropractor (who actually does real things). This all said he wasn't the kind you think of that just lay you down and start cracking things - X-rays were taken, and when some issues were apparent the next step was a fluoroscope to see how things were in motion. Even I could see several spots where vertebrae just didn't flex (almost like they were fixed together). My neck was also straight - rather than the gentle bow that is supposed to be present.

    The adjustment tool of choice was this weird little two-hammer type thing. I watched the computer as he probed my back (pushed down on the bone until the device "snapped", and it measured how much force it took to cause movement and how much movement was registered when it happened. After probing, he made a few adjustments on the machine, changed it's mode, and it worked similar to a jackhammer. While doing so, it again measured, and when done it showed a before/after and an "optimal" response curve. Wish I knew what it was called.

    Neat stuff.

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  161. Really, this isn't a problem by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I don't see this as anything of a surprise. Few dentists became dentists in a world of consumer reviews running rampant. And in a world where anyone can say anything about anybody, if I were in a profession where I frequently exerted pain over my consumer clientele, and that's the point, I wouldn't want to have to deal with anyone publicising the correct course of action as incorrect. It isn't always so.

    But more importantly, remember freedom? You don't have any right to dentistry. The dentist has the right to refuse to serve you. That's the freedom, that's the right being discussed here.

    And if a legitimate business person, dentist or otherwise, doesn't want to service bloggers, that's perfectly fine. That's his or her right, actually. A dentist can choose to not serve other dentists, politicians, celebrities, or in this case journalists / the media.

    So you deal with this the same way you deal with everything. You refuse to be serviced by someone with a principle that you don't support. So you don't have to go to this dentist -- even if you aren't a blogger. You can refuse on principle, adn you can find another dentist.

    And many things will happen.

    These dentists who have enough business will be happy with their non-blogger clientele.
    These dentists who don't have enough business will change or go out of business.
    Other dentists without a lot of business will get more business.
    Other dentists with a lot of business will charge more.

    That's the way it works. Why are you complaining? You want every dentist to be forced to take your business? And you call that freedom? Yours, not theirs buddy.

    The kind of publication being discussed here constitutes an added risk for these dentists. Added risks mean mitigating those risks, either by reducing the foot-print or by charging more to cover those risks or to avoid those risks.

    So what's the problem?

  162. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    That's odd.

    I've never seen a massues take a motion X-ray, watch bits of my spine misbehave, measure the angle of curvature in various parts, plug it into a computer, and fix the fucking problem.

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  163. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    This all said he wasn't the kind you think of that just lay you down and start cracking things - X-rays were taken, and when some issues were apparent the next step was a fluoroscope to see how things were in motion.

    Isn't that massive radiation?

    People worry about Fukushima, but a fluoroscope is a lot more.

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  164. Re:Just scribble a random scrawl by cpu6502 · · Score: 0

    You don't lie much do you? All you have to say is, "Yes I signed numerous forms, as you can see by my signature. However I did NOT sign this non-disclosure form, which is why my signature is not present. I suspect that 'scribble' was done by the nurse or maybe the doctor. i.e. a Forgery."

    "But you don't know if it was a forgery."

    "True. All I can say is that I did NOT sign this paper. That is NOT my signature."

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  165. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by s73v3r · · Score: 1

    Wrong. You can file a DMCA counter-notice. After which, the doctor is the one who has to either drop it or sue.

  166. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    And there have been several cases in recent years where medicines pulled by the FDA were never covered because they didn't have sufficient kickbacks from their manufacturers.

    Fixed that for you.

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  167. charge the dentist? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

    You might be able to charge (and sue) the dentist for your time. You booked the appointment, took time off of work traveled to the dentist (if (s)he's not nearby), and the -- all of a sudden -- you're told "Sign away your free speech rights, or all of this preparation is for naught!" It's a complete hardball tactic. It's designed to pressure you into signing something you'd probably have walked away from if you knew before you made the appointment.

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  168. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

    While I agree in principal, I disagree in practice. Your argument is that if the dentist or doctor does a good job, then he/she will not have any complaints. I think most would accept though that there are some people that will never be satisfied. Also, doctors, and dentists, like people, can make mistakes and have bad days sometimes.

    Absolutely agree that some people are never happy and that some people feel aggrieved when the worst of several outcomes is the end result. However, I look at it this way. A competent practice will have an overwhelmingly positive review with a few genuine complaints. Intelligent people understand that there is no such thing as perfect, that complaints are more visible than satisfied customers, and can usually judge when a complaint is an irrational rant or suspiciously like three hundred other "reviews". The sort of people that expect perfection or believe every negative thing written about a practice are precisely the sort of people I wouldn't want as patients. I say, let them rant and go elsewhere.

    Retaliation, I feel, would only aggravate the complainant and provide ammunition of the "They're heartless bastards for attacking" variety. Medical care is an area rife with irrational emotion that you cannot fight with reason.

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  169. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by izomiac · · Score: 2

    A while back I was looking at reviews for a mechanic. There was one very highly rated, with uniformly positive reviews... all non-specifically praised him, were written in similar styles, and there tended to be 2-3 reviews on the same day followed by weeks of inactivity...

    Needless to say, my BS-meter caused me to take my business elsewhere. As online reviews become increasingly important, a white-washed list of reviews is more likely to deter business than anything. Scams are a part of everyday life, so the people with money to spend tend not to fall for them.

  170. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Patient was a professional writer and the Dentist was scoring some free work product then maybe tell the Dentist to find himself another writer too. Just for fun, tell the Dentist to tell his Lawyer the RIAA expected all of them in Court tomorrow.

  171. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    No, fluoroscopes are run at a fraction of the power level as regular X-Rays. It's actually fairly hard to see, mostly white cloud with a bit more opaque areas where bones are. I was also in a position to see the control panel as well, and I did see it was cranked way down (near the lowest possible setting actually). Typical exposures are apparently between 20–50 mGy/min, keeping in mind that "The average radiation dose from an abdominal X-ray is 1.4 mGy, that from an abdominal CT scan is 8.0 mGy, that from a pelvic CT scan is 25 mGy, and that from a selective CT scan of the abdomen and the pelvis is 30 mGy." (from wiki, yes. at least it's cited from a real source!)

    Keeping in mind as well you're exposed to around 8 times the radiation of a dental X-Ray just flying from New York to LA, which is something that I've done too often to count.

    All in all, my own mental risk analysis came out on the side of getting it done.

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  172. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Oh. One other thing.

    The extra radiation exposure in Tokyo over -weeks- after Fukushima was only just over twice that of a chest X-Ray. If this helps put things to scale.

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  173. Easy to get around too. by syousef · · Score: 1

    ...have a family member interview you and post the review. They didn't sign anything. The copyright is theirs. They are simply reporting what you said.

    Of course it's always a bad idea. If you make a name for yourself as someone who complains about doctors, no doctor will treat you unless they are absolutely legally required to do so.

    The medical profession is just SHIT. They hold all the knowledge, equipment, and legally required credentials but treatment is unscientific because the systems favours bad self interested doctors. The standard of care is terrible. Really the only way to be safe is to never be sick, but that's not under your control. Medical associations are run like a union based of the collective interests of the doctors and ignoring the patients interests. Then they whine and moan when people self-diagnose.

    One of the worst things is that they restrict their numbers to achieve artificial scarcity, guaranteeing high rates. They do this under the guise of only accrediting after a very thorough process but in reality its' all about the money. They're even willing to do ridiculous hours to achieve this scarcity. If you drove a truck for 16 hours straight you'd be thrown in prison, but a doctor or nurse doing those hours is par for the course.

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  174. Re:Should take more of a shrink-wrap license appro by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Meh. Just tatoo a countermanding eula on the inside of your cheek. Since yours would be the most recently "agreed to" eula, presumably it should trump any earlier ones.

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  175. Get over it, it's the Panopticon society coming by UBfusion · · Score: 1

    "The Internet is the great equalizer." Schultz told Ars. This is the single most insightful sentence from TFA and most comments, and restates the #1 most general law of entropy degradation in the internet age.

    You'd think that the same scam approach could apply to any other product. However, did any appliance manufacturer require you to sign any similar form after buying their TV, their fridge or their computer? No, because these giants know about it and they just don't care. Have you ever spent weeks or months researching and reading reviews before making up your mind which computer monitor to buy? Well, I have. Big companies don't care what reviews say, because for every knowledgeable client that says "this is crap" there will be another one saying "it's dirt cheap and good enough for the job".

    Doctors and other private entrepreneurs however, pressured by the fact that they'll have only tens or a few hundred of steady clientele, are easily illusioned they can avoid the low tail of the review spectrum. In fact, they can't: As the number of reviews grows, for every outlier bad review there will be equally outlier raving reviews, the result being a gaussian distribution of ratings. It's called the law of large numbers. Good doctors are going to have negative reviews and not-so-good doctors are going to have reviewers paid to get their ratings up. Both will result in three and a half stars, the end of publicly available quality assessments (and the end of reviewing sites). Doctors and dentists should better take a pragmatic approach and accept the age-old facts of life: haters will hate, fans will fanboi, but a customer's person-to-person recommendation is worth more than ten thousand Facebook followers or one million tweets.

    However, I can easily imagine a not-so-remote future where purchasing anything would require you to sign some kind of agreement to "do no evil" (TM). With societies as large as 300+ million (e.g. the US), laws cannot be expected to be enforced effectively, therefore the trend is to have everybody sign some kind of private contract that might eventually (together with some lobbying) become more binding than existing laws. It's cheap, it's effective copyright theater, and at present seems lawful.

    The overarching theme is "any purchase must become a legal agreement". We can see signs of it already: your Apple mobile phone contract or tablet EULA may already have such clauses (thou shalt not jailbreak). Signing for a free email account may have such clauses (thou shalt not post abusive stuff). Using cloud services may have such clauses. Even buying a book or a music album might involve, in addition to DRM, a contract with similar restrictions (thou shalt not pirate). Etc. etc. ad nauseam.

    Because the Internet is the great equalizer and your money is ours, so is your opinion and your existence in general.

    Obligatory reference to Procol Harum's song "As strong as Samson" (Exotic Birds & Fruit, 1974)

    Psychiatrists and lawyers...destroying mankind
    Drivin' 'em crazy...and stealing 'em blind
    Bankers and brokers...ruling the world
    Storing the silver...and hoarding the gold
    Ain't no use in preachers preaching
    When they don't know what they're preaching
    Weakest man, be strong as Samson
    When you're being held to ransom

  176. It works fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the review is from a real patient, they signed over copyright and the doctor can ask for the review to be removed.
    If they didn't sign over copyright, then they must not be a patient, so the review is fraudulent, doctor can ask for the review to be removed.

    It doesn't have to be binding to non-patients in order to work.

  177. so $20k to $200Kper year isnt expensive? by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Doctors on average lose about 10% of the money they COLLECT to pay for malpractice. That can range anywhere from $20,000 up to $200,000 per year .

    Most doctors also work about 70 hours a week too, So if they cut their hours back to what a regular person works, then the cost would be about 20% of their patients bill.

    Your statement logically makes no sense, comparing apple to oranges, or doctors costs to all spending. You mistakenly assume that total spending all goes back to the MD. There are many other costs included in spending, such as paying for the nurse, lab fees, hospital fees, medicine, therapy - most of which does NOT go to the doctor.

    Defensive medicine - approximately 35% of all x-rays are ordered for defensive purposes.
    http://blogs.forbes.com/aroy/2011/02/25/penna-study-35-of-all-health-imaging-costs-are-driven-by-malpractice-litigation/

    I don't think you know what you're talking about, or have logically made a grievous mistake.

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  178. Re:It's called "Being Fair"! by lxs · · Score: 1

    That was a typo. It should read "a brisk wanking."

  179. Easy freemarket solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The doctor should pay for your rights to comment.

    The same as the cost of treatment should be right.

    So, either

    a) dentist does all their work for free, but never gets a bad word said about him on the internet
    or
    b) dentist gets paid but a fully informed public gets to possibly hear about his ability

  180. Hah! by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    The Constitution says the government cannot infringe on your right to free speech....

    Back in your Freedom Pen!!

  181. Bad sign by sepelester · · Score: 1

    The need to silence critics is a bad sign, I'd have left too.

  182. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you understand that a doctor could not sue a patient for libel relating to the treatment without breaking confidentiality?

  183. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by sribe · · Score: 1

    What's even more interesting, is that I actively seek out the bad reviews. When it comes to game reviews, for example, I go to the compilation sites like gamerankings etc, and purposely read the reviews that rated the game the worst. You can tell a lot about a game by the way the critical reviewers tear it apart.

    I do the same thing when choosing books on Amazon. The bad reviews are often quit helpful, and I have no problems filtering out the ones that are either irrelevant to me, or complete raving bullshit.

    ...but it's your job to make sure the work will be covered before submitting to it!

    Well, that's never been a problem for me, because my dental insurance is so bad that it never covers anything my dentist does. (Was so bad actually, I finally dropped that junk.)

  184. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by black+soap · · Score: 1

    The last time I bought a used car, the salesman made it very clear he wanted me to tell everyone I know how I felt about the service. If a doctor or dentist doesn't want you to talk about something publicly, run away. How do the licensing boards feel about these contracts?

  185. Re:If your doctor or dentist actually needs this.. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    At which point he will sue, he makes 6+ figures. So fine, he sues you. Now you have to pay thousands to speak about what the ER doc did to you.