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Have American Businesses Been Stranded By the MBAs?

theodp writes "In his new book, Car Guys vs. Bean Counters: The Battle for the Soul of American Business, legendary car-guy Bob Lutz says to get the U.S. economy growing again, we need to fire the MBAs and let engineers run the show. The auto industry, writes TIME's Rana Foroohar, is actually a terrific proxy for a trend toward short-term, myopically balance-sheet-driven management that has infected American business. In the first half of the 20th century, industrial giants like Ford, GE, AT&T and others used new technologies to create the best possible products and services with the idea that if you build it better, the customers will come. But by the late '70s, if-you-can-measure-it-you-can-manage-it MBAs were flourishing, and engineers were relegated to the geek back rooms. 'Shoemakers should be run by shoe guys,' argues Lutz, 'and software firms by software guys.' Learning that China plans to open 40 new graduate schools of business in the next few years, Lutz quipped, 'That's the best news I've heard in years.'"

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  1. You need different kinds of people by cgeys · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Shoemakers most likely can run their business good.. but really, the usual geek.. no, and I'm one as well. Most of the geeks are truly hard to do business with or make witty comments about "how could this person possible know this thing?". There are exceptions, but geeks usually lack that kind of people skills. They also usually lack the knowledge of what people really need. Good example of this is the linux usability and GUI. It's far from good and mostly unfinished with most software because geeks just aren't interested in that kind of thing.

    People work best together. You mix the best attributes from several different kinds of people. Hell, if you want a good geeky example look at different classes in multiplayer games. No one can do or master everything. That's why it's best to do what you know yourself and let other people handle the other parts.

    1. Re:You need different kinds of people by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem appears when the managers don't understand what the geeks are doing and give orders based on unrealistic (or completely wrong) understanding of what's happening downstairs.

      A percentage of geeks have people skills, they should be the ones in charge.

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    2. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the geeks are truly hard to do business with or make witty comments about "how could this person possible know this thing?". There are exceptions, but geeks usually lack that kind of people skills. They also usually lack the knowledge of what people really need.

      You don't need to hire every geek there is, only the good ones.

      Good example of this is the linux usability and GUI. It's far from good and mostly unfinished with most software because geeks just aren't interested in that kind of thing.

      Well, I've seen worse in other operating systems.

    3. Re:You need different kinds of people by stewbacca · · Score: 2

      Yes geeks often lack people skills, but MBAs aren't the fix.

      I've always done well because I have a geek streak (but not truly geeky, relative to the geeks that work for me) and people skills. Without my geeks, however, I am nothing. I'd probably be in sales.

    4. Re:You need different kinds of people by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem are pure business guys who understand everything the MBA tought them, but don't have a true appreciation for the type if business they are running.

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    5. Re:You need different kinds of people by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it takes all types. Good people and evil people. Wait, on second thought, let's do without the evil people.

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    6. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I've seen worse in other operating systems.

      Not any modern mainstream OS's.

    7. Re:You need different kinds of people by BrokenHalo · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Generic managers are often (or usually) incapable of accomplishing anything other than generating buzzwords and KPIs, while having very little understanding of the real products or processes. More often than not, they actually get in the way of getting the real work with their strutting around and fluffing their plumage, interfering just to make themselves feel important.

    8. Re:You need different kinds of people by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You got a point there - but this point highlights the key failure of the MBA crowd - they are trapped within their own echo chamber. A good manager needs to be a translator in the first place, he needs to translate between his engineers, his designers, his sales people, his financial people and the customers, all of which are using different languages. If this kind of communication fails at any level, you end up fucked. To stay within your RPG example, a good manager is the raid leader in your picture, who, without micromanaging, keeps the communication up between his dps, healing and tank class leaders while learning a new, tough raid. And that's where the TFA's point fails - you wouldn't want to put the main tank (engineer) in charge of that, because he rightfully views everything from the tanking perspective, thereby neglecting the needs of the dps and healers, which are secondary to him.

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    9. Re:You need different kinds of people by iamhassi · · Score: 2

      This isn't about people skills, it's about MBAs telling the engineers how to build a car. The software analogy is correct, managers with no programming background typically think a computer is magic and will make unrealistic requests or ask for things they really don't need but think they do. For example a project i was recently involved with where the manager wanted to plot some points on a map and take a screenshot of google maps. Plotting the points was easy but the screenshot in browser would have been difficult since its javascript and violated Google's TOS. Wasted a lot of time trying to come up with a screenshot solution in browser and finally just explained to the manager it would be easier to store the coordinates and create a link that could place those coordinates back onto the map. Turns out that was perfectly acceptable because they just needed to show the map to a third party, it didn't need to be saved as a screenshot image at all. A programmer would have realized the limitations of javascript and the Google TOs and the project would have been done much faster with the proper directions in the first place.

      Put the engineers back in charge and let the MBAs worry about marketing.

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    10. Re:You need different kinds of people by dadioflex · · Score: 1

      Historically, we'd still be coaxing marmots to eat from trees with rotten fruit if we hadn't developed more efficient, evil ways of harvesting meat.

      I guess the main advantage of good people being in charge is that now, or a thousand years from now, we'd see little difference.

      No-evil people Earth, and its population of 60,000 humans, welcomes your attention.

    11. Re:You need different kinds of people by perryizgr8 · · Score: 0

      Wasted a lot of time trying to come up with a screenshot solution in browser

      or you could just have used the snipping tool. is this some kind of joke?

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    12. Re:You need different kinds of people by realxmp · · Score: 2

      Well, I've seen worse in other operating systems.

      Not any modern mainstream OS's.

      Windows ME, Vista's UAC. Bad UI design happens and it happens mainstream.

    13. Re:You need different kinds of people by phunster · · Score: 1

      The original post is about how the bean counters have taken over businesses and are doing a bad job. Linux is not a business, Linux is the kernel, everything else is an add on, INCLUDING the GUI. Your comparison of businesses with employees to a project built by volunteers doesn't hold water. You then bring up game players, huh?

      Bill Gates (geek) started and built Microsoft into what it was when Steve Ballmer ( bean counter) was handed the reins. That is more to the point of the article.

      Larry Ellison (geek) whatever else you might think about Oracle, he has built it into quite a business.

      Let's compare apples to apples.

    14. Re:You need different kinds of people by yourmommycalled · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Indeed you need many different kinds of people to manage/run any organization. In any well run organization, every one understands they have a role to play in keeping the organization working AND that they responsibility is shared. In a well run organization an engineer/programmer/scientist is not sneered at and verbally abused, nor are the sales/accounting/IT people. The problem that has occurred as Lutz keeps repeating is that because of B-schools MBA's specifically and B-school graduates in general have been told/taught that ONLY a B-school graduate knows anything about how to manage a company. They are TAUGHT that only this quarters results are important, that research and IT support is a waste of money and if you don't have an MBA you are a waste of company resources. A long time ago people started at a low level in a company and worked their way through the company learning along the way what works and what doesn't in that company Now B-school graduates learn real garbage, move into middle management and drag a company down. From my own experience as a scientist managing a successful company, I no longer hire B-school graduates. The last one I hired told me I don't know how to run my own company and that they could increase my profits several hundred fold if I would just stop wasting resources on taking care of the staff and coddling the other scientists. When he came into my lab I laughed at him and then showed him the door

    15. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

    16. Re:You need different kinds of people by Ironhandx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem has very little to do with people skills. As a manager at a larger company, you don't need people skills. You aren't doing most of the negotiating etc yourself, you're just steering the company.

      In order to STEER you need to know where you are and where you're going. This is the problem with MBAs. They generally have zero skills related to the field they are managing and end up not knowing where there are and then with a flawed understanding of where they are they can't possibly know where they are going.

      MBAs are for sales managers and marketing. The problem is they've made it into the real management branches as well.

    17. Re:You need different kinds of people by cshark · · Score: 2

      It's been my experience that most geeks have people skills.

      The only geeks I've ever run into that don't have people skills are self important idiots that consider themselves artists, rather than producers, that can't be bothered with trivial things like writing competent documentation, or tracking their time honestly. Dangerous notions like, "Good code speaks for itself, so you don't need comments" or "Would you cost estimate the Mona Lisa?" come from this camp.

      Everybody else can take an abstract idea, and communicate it in a way that's appropriate for their audience, at the very least.

      Geeks with talent have people skills, can tell a client what they want or need, and can communicate it all with a product that just works.

      This isn't difficult stuff to understand.
      If any of these basic concepts are too much for you, maybe you're in the wrong business.

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    18. Re:You need different kinds of people by cshark · · Score: 1

      Note of clarification: I meant "you" in the abstract sense, not the parent.

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    19. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most of the geeks are truly hard to do business with or make witty comments about "how could this person possible know this thing?". There are exceptions, but geeks usually lack that kind of people skills."

          Yep, and it's the exceptions that need to be running things, not the MBAs. Just because every geek cant run a company doesn't mean there is an issue here. The problem is the geeks that CAN are being pushed aside by MBAs who dont give a rats ass about technology or product, and only care about numbers. The smart MBAs move on to another job immediately after they make the company look good on paper. This way their replacement gets to take the rap for the failure of the company, and they get to show an "amazing transformation" on their resume.

    20. Re:You need different kinds of people by mortonda · · Score: 0

      Wasted a lot of time trying to come up with a screenshot solution in browser

      Or the programmer could *communicate* and ask what the manager *really* wanted, rather than blindly following the instructions...

    21. Re:You need different kinds of people by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      These kind of stereotypes are not helpful and not particularly apt.

      For every one of the introverted, insular "ivory tower" type geeks you are talking about I can point to a Bill Gates, Larry Ellison, Steve Jobs, Zuckerberg, Andy Grove, Larry Page and Sergei Brin, Eric Schmidt, etc. You may not LIKE any of these people and you may find their geek cred lacking, but they all started in the trenches and all have been heavily involved in the day-to-day works of their companies. They are all geeks and business people.

      Working in a small business I had to do sales for a time. Prior to this I had been "behind the scenes" guy. Over the years I got to know a lot of the salesmen from other companies pretty well. Very few fit the stereotypes of super extroverted, super suave schmoozers. Yeah, most of them were probably more engaging conversationalists (or at least more willing to hear themselves talk!) than an average engineer geek, but I met plenty of very successful salespeople whose personalities shocked my stereotypes.

      One stereotype that I have developed more and more over the years is that an MBA without some kind of background in a field is useless. Ok, if you're a chemical engineering PhD and get an MBA that's one thing. If you're generic poli sci/econ humanities undergrad with an MBA, chances are, you're an idiot.

    22. Re:You need different kinds of people by DemonGenius · · Score: 1

      Wasted a lot of time trying to come up with a screenshot solution in browser and finally just explained to the manager it would be easier to store the coordinates and create a link that could place those coordinates back onto the map.

      That there sounds more like a developer problem than a management problem. At the beginning of every project, you're supposed to analyze the requirements and research every possible option so that you don't have to waste time implementing an unworkable solution. You also have to, from the beginning, be able to clearly explain to your superiors why their requirements are unworkable AND provide them with a workable alternative. 9 times out of 10, your bosses are not going to shoot themselves in the foot just so they can get their preferred solution implemented instead of the more realistic one... that is if they are not incompetent. Usually I'm on the side of the developer, but if you did happen to screw up this project, you would only have yourself to blame... consider yourself lucky this time and take it as a life/career lesson.

    23. Re:You need different kinds of people by cgeys · · Score: 0

      The problem are pure business guys who understand everything the MBA tought them, but don't have a true appreciation for the type if business they are running.

      That is true for almost everyone working for a company. When you look for a job, you look for something that is somewhat related to your interests and knowledge. It's never your dream or exactly what you wanted to do.. but it's close enough. How do you know that the MBA's don't feel the same way? I think this kind of thinking is exactly the problem geeks have about other people - putting down their knowledge or interests.

    24. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is the same what ever role / job you do mediocre people produce poor work. In the case of MBA's it means management by fomulae or rote. The best skill a manager MBA or not can have is to be humble enough to know when to take an experts advice anbe able to apply to thier own field of expertise.

    25. Re:You need different kinds of people by bondsbw · · Score: 2

      You mean, the Windows Snipping Tool?

      I'd never heard of it before, but now that you have informed me... Google's page 1 of "snipping tool javascript" doesn't seem to suggest it can be used from Javascript at all. It's a user program. It's not even included in XP, it has to be downloaded along with several other tablet PC prerequisites. And Linux/Mac are obviously not supported.

      Is that some kind of joke?

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    26. Re:You need different kinds of people by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Is that some kind of joke?

      (Actually hoping it is... but these Internets don't make it easy to tell. And if it's not a joke, please tell me you aren't a software project manager...)

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    27. Re:You need different kinds of people by dcollins · · Score: 2

      I think that this is a self-fulfilling (and self-limiting) prophecy. People skills are a skill and can be learned, when necessary and important, just like any other. The idea that geeks need to be locked in a back room is a mythology that serves certain people, but certainly not the geeks themselves.

      I had a software engineering job once -- one-year review comes up and my manager tells me, "Your problem is that like any engineer you can't communicate with others. You need to read such-and-such book on communication." Well, that's just bullshit. I've always enjoyed public speaking and presentations, and I left that job to become a college lecturer (with very high student evaluations, etc.) But god forbid my engineering manager actually think that through, instead of regurgitating mythology.

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    28. Re:You need different kinds of people by slick7 · · Score: 2

      The problem appears when the managers don't understand what the geeks are doing and give orders based on unrealistic (or completely wrong) understanding of what's happening downstairs.

      A percentage of geeks have people skills, they should be the ones in charge.

      Exactly, bean counters count beans. Their grasp of the everyday operations, the people involved and the dynamics between them is truly lost. The bean counter adds a number here and subtracts a number there and they improve the bottom line, however, the number added may mean that the employee will be required to work 10 hour days, 7 days a week and the subtracted number may mean the employer will have to reduce the workforce, compounding an already difficult problem. Add in the fact that every time the bean counter cuts costs, their bonus increases, you can see the conflict of interest.
      I worked for a company that had a very high standard of quality control (this was necessary due to the product's environment.), bonuses were calculated on sales versus scrap. The bean counter mind set was that one turbine blade ordered was one sale, but in reality, it may take two or three molds to ensure one defect free turbine blade (the company had a 70% scrap rate). When the scrap rate started affecting the bonus size, the company laid off approximately 600 people to keep the bonus level from dropping.
      Shuffling numbers was easier than improving the production process paradigm. Although I am not into sports, I am reminded of a saying that goes; Keep your eye on the ball and not on the scoreboard.

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    29. Re:You need different kinds of people by morari · · Score: 1

      Hell, if you want a good geeky example look at different classes in multiplayer games. No one can do or master everything.

      My railgun begs to differ. Meet me in the Arena Eternal to verify.

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    30. Re:You need different kinds of people by Vectormatic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ask what the manager *really* wanted

      you dont have a lot of experience dealing with business/management requirements, do you?

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    31. Re:You need different kinds of people by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My father was a management accountant, and worked in a fairly diverse set of businesses. While his job was more or less the same one in each business, he always made an effort to understand the rudiments and fundamentals of the business in his spare time. For example when working for glass company, he familiarised himself with how glass was made, the major companies in the industry, and the types and uses of glass. He would never have as much expertise as someone who worked in that industry their whole lives, but he would have enough understanding to acknowledge and even foresee problems when they came to his attention.

      I seriously doubt that MBA managers make these kinds of efforts when they take charge of companies. The dominant ethos of that profession appears to be to run a company by the numbers just long enough to move on to a higher paid position. Most that I have met have little to no underlying understanding of the businesses they are being paid handsomely to operate.

      So we have a situation where NASA managers literally do not know how rockets work, and yet will pride themselves on that fact, even as their shuttles and rockets explode after take-off. Our banks are being run by "fairly dim former [sports] players", who couldn't even perform a compound interest calculation without assistance. And above all the senior decision making levels of government, the civil service, and private industry are saturated with people who are literally incapable of understanding even why they are making their decisions, let alone which they should make.

      The quintessential manifestation of this pervasive dysfunction in western management was the US President George W. Bush. The man ran everything he ever managed into the ground, and stayed true to form while in office. People may moan about old families, money, and influence, but a large portion of the blame lies in a culture which sees fit to appoint unqualified, unknowledgeable, sweet talkers to positions of responsibility, and moreover to even deny those positions to competent candidates.

      This isn't about choosing between inarticulate geek savants and networkers. This is about choosing between experienced professionals who can communicate effectively if dryly, and people with the training, mentality, and ethics of used car salesmen. The analogy is exact.

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    32. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need to look for a single leader that is enthusiastic and knowledgeable about car technology ant at the same time a genius in business. Such personas are rare. In consumer computing technology this is a kind of Jobs.
      You'll find such people in many places, but usually it's the other kind of people that are more skilled and succeed to push through to the top and not get stuck somewhere in between (often being prevented by jealous competition), something that also takes time. That's why companies that started as family businesses and still run as such, are moe successful (if the original creator had enough children to be able top pick the right one to succeed him).

      Picking such guy can also be a risk, you don't know how sane he is until he really has power. Many times it can lead to catastrophic consequences, i.e. picking a wrong long term vision and strategy, failing to foresee a major problem. One has to constantly monitor the market and have a good natural ability to make a right strategical decision - and not give up on first sight of a problem.

      Good example in automotive industry is Honda - aftter the old Soichiro Honda died, they lost their compass. These days they don't have real sport cars to sell - and precisely that was their brand recognition (well Senna also helped a lot). At least they still have top class motorcycles, but in car business they've become an average fashion brand. Not to mention how catastrophically their F1 adventure ended (with another guy winning the championship with their car just after they gave up). It's a perfect example how lack of consistent strategy can ruin a perfect chance to become one of most recognized brands (and after all, competitors won't wait to give them another easy chance to get there).

    33. Re:You need different kinds of people by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 2

      People work best together. You mix the best attributes from several different kinds of people. Hell, if you want a good geeky example look at different classes in multiplayer games. No one can do or master everything. That's why it's best to do what you know yourself and let other people handle the other parts.

      Actually, using WoW to demonstrate a real-life point would be the sign of a true geek. One that doesn't really get the world out there.

      The reason MBAs come in and slash and crash businesses, it's because they get HUGE bonuses for short term profitability.

      It isn't an MBA problem. It's a shareholders-demanding-immediate-profits-problem.

    34. Re:You need different kinds of people by cob666 · · Score: 1

      I agree that this is how it SHOULD work in a technical company. I've worked for large companies where there was a technical person involved in all phases from requirement gathering / evaluation through feasibility and project planning. I've also worked for companies where specifications are set in stone by management with no technical input and you are required to work against specs. Deviations require months of management meetings and usually ends with the project manager asking that loose cannons that can't design and program to specs be moved to other projects because it adversely effects their time lines.

      I personally like working for smaller companies now where technical people are involved in the entire process and have some say over the translation from requirements to specifications. I agree that middle and upper management too often make decisions based solely on numbers and grow too accustomed to listening to 'Yes Men'.

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    35. Re:You need different kinds of people by burnin1965 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Good example of this is the linux usability and GUI.

      One word, Android.

      You are wrongly accusing weaknesses in linux desktop GUI functionality with the difficulty of penetrating an entrenched market. I have used Windows, OSX, OS/2, Irix, linux (gnome, KDE, XFCE) extensively and the Windows and OSX GUIs have their failings the biggest failing being the retarded "it wasn't developed here" brick wall. A good example, multiple desktops, they have been available in the linux GUI for ages but blind stubbornness kept them from being a standard part of other GUIs.

      People work best together. You mix the best attributes from several different kinds of people.

      And some people just don't play well with others.

      True story: While working full time as an engineer I went back to school and was taking some courses that were a mix of information technology and business management so many of the fellow students were business types coming from the other end of the spectrum. This was during the late 90s when the economy was booming and technical skills were in demand and good wages were required to retain talent. During a break a CIO employed at one company was conversing with a middle manager of software development from another company. They knew in common various talented people who had worked for both of them at one time or another but had moved around to gain better wages and benefits. The CIO made a telling comment, "when this boom economy ends we are going to get back at them", them being the technical people who did not stick around for the lower wages and benefits.

      True story: Working with a group of engineers an equipment upgrade plan was developed that would reduce chemical usage costs and reduce hazardous waste disposal costs. Our calculations showed a 1 year payback due to reduced costs alone with the currently intangible benefit of advancing process performance for future product needs that the product designers and process engineers predicted. In presenting the project to the division VP in front of factory management I was laughed at and told "if engineers were putting your own money into these projects you would put more realistic cost savings numbers" which was followed by a round of laughter from management. My response was that I would put up my own cash to fund the project but I expected to collect any measured profitable gains as my return on investment. The laughing stopped and everyone had a poker face. The project was not approved and two years later when the latest product design was released for full production the equipment that was the target of the engineering upgrade was causing huge yield losses due to ineffective performance on the new product design.

      We need the talent of MBAs, they learn valuable business skills and techniques in school, but they are currently overrated and overreaching in their decisions and control. When you extend this to the MBAs who climb the corporate ladder to the board level they are corrosive not only to their own work force but to the entire economy and future of the nation.

    36. Re:You need different kinds of people by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's been my experience that most geeks have people skills.

      The only geeks I've ever run into that don't have people skills are self important idiots that consider themselves artists, rather than producers, that can't be bothered with trivial things like writing competent documentation, or tracking their time honestly. Dangerous notions like, "Good code speaks for itself, so you don't need comments" or "Would you cost estimate the Mona Lisa?" come from this camp.

      Everybody else can take an abstract idea, and communicate it in a way that's appropriate for their audience, at the very least.

      Geeks with talent have people skills, can tell a client what they want or need, and can communicate it all with a product that just works.

      This isn't difficult stuff to understand. If any of these basic concepts are too much for you, maybe you're in the wrong business.

      Several questions :
      1. Do you consider yourself a geek with people skills? If you answer yes, please proceed to question 1a.
      1a. Could you picture a world where your post is construed by others to be lacking in social skills? If yes, please proceed to question 1b.
      1b. If you could picture a world where your post comes across as lacking social correctness, do you think that posting it with the intent to be rude is thematically irrelevant from your original answer? If yes, please proceed to question 1c.
      1c. Does it really matter if I've constructed my list items with bad "naming" skills?

      If you answered NO to any of these questions, don't worry about it. No one cares about your opinion.

      If you answered YES to any of these questions, don't worry about that either. No one cares about your opinion in that case either.

    37. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem isn't with MBAs, it's with MBA programs. Our schools are producing graduates who believe that the side effects of doing the best job possible are the actual goals rather than the natural consequence of pursuing what really makes sense.

      By way of illustration, I had the opportunity, a few years back, to accompany a business school trip to Japan to meet with various business leaders. One of the meetings we went to was with the head of a family-owned saki brewer that started in the early 1600s. The Q&A session was almost comical to me and must have been incredibly frustrating or disheartening to the man who was answering the questions. Basically, he was peppered with questions about what he was doing to grow his business...was he looking to borrow money so that he could run advertisements overseas to increase his presence outside of Japan? Was he going to introduce new products in Japan that would appeal to the younger generation of Japanese people who tend to prefer beer over saki? There must have been 10 questions regarding what was he doing about the fact that his company was not enjoying double-digit growth figures. His answer, each and every time, was some variation on, "My goal is to make the best saki possible. It's what my family has done for 400 years and it allows me and my family to live a very comfortable life." It was a refreshing perspective that I could identify with but almost no one else was able to comprehend. It was so contrary to what they've all been taught is the way to run a business that they just couldn't let it drop.

      For me, it was a great realization that, almost without exception, the MBA students couldn't understand why someone wouldn't see double-digit growth and share price as goals in and of themselves. It's like they've been so conditioned to be taught to pursue those goals that they never stop to think why they're pursing them or if it's the right move. The simple fact that an idea as simple as striving primarily to create the best product possible and being ok with limited, sustainable growth was so foreign to them made me somewhat frightened that they're so often in charge of our country.

    38. Re:You need different kinds of people by SpeZek · · Score: 1

      Um... printscreen + paint?

    39. Re:You need different kinds of people by Moryath · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's precisely what the problem is.

      Engineering firms should be run by someone with engineering experience who then gets an MBA or similar training.
      Software firms, likewise - take a coder and give them MBA or equivalent training.

      Don't do it that way? You get what we have today. Everyone* with an MBA is a fucking PHB moron.

      *By "Everyone" I mean "with 99.9% certainty

    40. Re:You need different kinds of people by burnin1965 · · Score: 2

      Historically, we'd still be coaxing marmots to eat from trees with rotten fruit if we hadn't developed more efficient, evil ways of harvesting meat.

      So now we also need to worry about the MBAs killing and eating all the technical people?!?

      I guess the main advantage of good people being in charge is that now, or a thousand years from now, we'd see little difference.

      Huh? It is the evil people who develop the technology and science that has advanced human civilization?

    41. Re:You need different kinds of people by burnin1965 · · Score: 1

      A good manager needs to be a translator in the first place, he needs to translate between his engineers, his designers, his sales people, his financial people and the customers, all of which are using different languages.

      And I would say that falls under breaking down barriers. Complex problems that rely on multiple disciplines across corporate departments and/or rely on support for contractors and suppliers requires a broad perspective of the environment and the ability to identify and quickly alleviate road blocks that impede routine or special operations. This is a big part of what MBAs should be learning to do but at the same time I know from experience that you don't have to be an MBA to pick up the necessary skills.

    42. Re:You need different kinds of people by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Thankfully we have engineers to develop more efficient ways of harvesting meat. The MBAs just take the credit.

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    43. Re:You need different kinds of people by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I cared enough to read... as did you and many others.

      And if I'd had mod points left, I'd mod your post funny.

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    44. Re:You need different kinds of people by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      The usual geek is a socially handicapped person (by definition). However, there are most likely computer scientists which are able to talk to strangers in an acceptable way and do all that social stuff most ./ (including myself) do nothing about. Especially in practice ;-)

      However, there is light at the end of the tunnel. There are studies which combine engineering and business in a 50/50 approach. So it is not like computer science plus a minor in business, but a light CS + half MBA. Same applies to engineers. I do not know if such studies are available in the US, but I guess so. While search the web these studies might be called "information systems", "business informatics" or "industrial engineer".

      In the end I doubt that this will chance much as long as short term benefits are more important than long term benefits. And personal benefits for the management are more important than benefits for the company. Recently I read a report which stated that in Germany (and I doubt that it is any different in the US) the salaries for the management guys in big companies increased by 20% while the rest only got an increase of 2.2%.

    45. Re:You need different kinds of people by seven+of+five · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The quintessential manifestation of this pervasive dysfunction in western management was the US President George W. Bush.

      And at every opportunity, he boasted of being a "C" student, rubbing his "greater position" in the faces of those who'd spent their lives hitting the books.

    46. Re:You need different kinds of people by PopeScott · · Score: 1

      This,EXACTLY this. I wish I had Mod points.

    47. Re:You need different kinds of people by Greystripe · · Score: 1

      Command-Shift-4 on a Mac, been that way since before OS X. Command-Shift-3 if you want to just snapshot entire desktop. Don't know if it can be called from javascript but I'd be surprised if not.

    48. Re:You need different kinds of people by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      Wasted a lot of time trying to come up with a screenshot solution in browser

      Or the programmer could *communicate* and ask what the manager *really* wanted, rather than blindly following the instructions...

      And THIS is the real reason China hasn't caught up in innovation; working in China 6-7 months a year, it's always astounding how engineers, workers, and mid-level people just blindly follow instructions without stopping and thinking about what they are actually doing.

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    49. Re:You need different kinds of people by cvtan · · Score: 1

      Well clearly you don't want anyone who got good grades being president. That means they would be an effete snob and could not understand the concerns of the common folk. Someone who was a C student and yet achieves a powerful position is considered clever enough to game the system and is to be admired by all.

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    50. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PhD Chemical Engineer... check
      Start at the ground level... check
      Work your way up through the system learning the ins and outs... check ... ... profit!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Welch

    51. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's where the TFA's point fails - you wouldn't want to put the main tank (engineer) in charge of that, because he rightfully views everything from the tanking perspective, thereby neglecting the needs of the dps and healers, which are secondary to him.

      How many raids fail because the MT dies? ... now how many raids fail because DPS dies?

      I believe that's TFA's point.

    52. Re:You need different kinds of people by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      Um... printscreen + paint?

      LOL.... wait, were you joking? Hard to tell sometimes. This was a real project that people would use when it was completed, not some hacked together "press printscreen, ok now open paint, now press ctrl+v, ok now save the file and remember where you saved it, attach to email and send to asdf@asdf.com". My god we would have had to include directions to paint, how to save a file (yes, we've had users not know how to save a file before), how to use email, etc etc etc, it would have never ended!

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    53. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't an MBA problem. It's a shareholders-demanding-immediate-profits-problem.

      Which in turn is often a "shareholders not knowing (or caring) the first thing about the business they own, beyond the quarterlies" problem. Expectations regarding profitability are often ridiculous because the shareholders frankly don't know enough about the business to know what's realistic and what's not.

    54. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, you see, business is a tough game. The core guiding principle of business is greed. The winner of the game in business is often the one who is the most capable lier. So, sure, the MBA:s may know their stuff, but their stuff is greed and lying, so they should be taken out and ...told to stop being greedy and lying and then maybe assigned some work sewing blankets or something that is actually useful.

      (Wait! What?! Yes, "the whole goddamn system is out of order!".)

    55. Re:You need different kinds of people by Ensign+Nemo · · Score: 1

      Agreed, it's a totally different mentality.
          Being an engineer in China is an entry level position, and by that I mean it's just a stepping stone. Management is the goal. In the US you'll find people who want to be engineers their whole lives. It's a source of pride. Not in China. If you're not in management by the time you're 35, there must be something wrong with you. Do just enough as an engineer to get by and spend your time trying to become a manager. But then once you become a manager, you spend ridiculous amounts of time keeping that position because of all the up-and-comers that want that job. (Both of my sisters-in-law tell stories of the stress they're under all the time.)

      From what I see:
          In the US, say you're an engineer and people respect you, say you have an MBA and people look at you like you don't have any _real_ skills.
          In China, say you have an MBA and people respect you, say you're an engineer and they look at you like you don't have any _real_ skills.

    56. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol
      I was just working with a major car manfucaturer's finance department and my clients there had never heard of NPV and IRR. How said is that?!?!

    57. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem are pure business guys who understand everything the MBA tought them, but don't have a true appreciation for the type if business they are running.

      It is questionable whether the pure business guy understand everything the MBA thought them if they can't understand the sensitivities of the business they are running. Then what is left is the geek with an MBA. Those are plenty already. Degrees equivalent to dual Masters, combining engineering and business administration are offered widely in the world.

    58. Re:You need different kinds of people by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      The quintessential manifestation of this pervasive dysfunction in western management was the US President George W. Bush. The man ran everything he ever managed into the ground, and stayed true to form while in office.

      Somewhat interesting analysis -- I assume you are blaming the worldwide economic malaise on Bush? If you're talking about his management of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq (Gitmo, etc), how do you think Obama's governance compares?

      What else did he manage or "run into the ground?" Texas Rangers? I thought he was supposed to have done a pretty good job there but can't say I really know. I did a couple google and didn't turn up any complaints or insults about his tenure there? I do agree that as a general pedigree -- rich, top flight boarding school, Ivy, MBA, $$$ -- Bush's path is not desirable nor a good one for the country. Next to Obama I think Bush's management experience is demonstrably higher (and I think it shows in some of the indecision we've seen out of President Obama's administration). Obviously your opinion of who is a better manager -- Bush or Obama -- most likely just boils down to if you choose to put an R or a D next to your name!

      I would personally say an equal problem to know-nothing MBAs is the number of know-nothing lawyers in politics (and the US in general). It's like joining a club. To join the elite business club you go to top business schools. To join the elite political club you go to top law schools. I would much rather there be more technocrats, small business people, etc in politics.

    59. Re:You need different kinds of people by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      A good programmer would have stopped to understand the reason for the requirement before trying to implement it. A good manager - especially if non technical- would have left the implementation to the programmer and focused more on managing the programmer''s time and client expectation. Fails on both sides

    60. Re:You need different kinds of people by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If that helped him win "C" student votes with the expense of some "A" student votes, then he's not so dumb or incompetent as a politician. There are lots more "C" students than "A" students :).

      Fact is he got reelected, so he "passed". If Obama doesn't get reelected then Obama fails.

      If the person that gets reelected was doing a bad job, then the voters and/or the voting system fails.

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    61. Re:You need different kinds of people by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      It would be a serious security breach if you could access the screen buffer from Javascript. You could write al kinds of nasty spy tools that just run in the browser, by dint of visiting a webpage. Insinuate that into a few popular ad servers and watch the corporate espionage roll in...

    62. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That's true. When you hire incompetent MBAs, then you are worse off than having no MBAs. However, businesses don't often recognize that and MBAs are hired for reasons other than their abilities and performance. Hence the problems we are having now.

      A good manager must understand what their underlings do and their primary job is to enable the people reporting to them to do their jobs effectively.

    63. Re:You need different kinds of people by bytesex · · Score: 1

      It's been my experience that most geeks have people skills.

      The people skills that you think are people skills are not necessarily the kind of people skills that most people think of as people skills. The people skills that most people think of as people skills come with the notion of a real dress sense, being able to explain something to a rather stupid person without being condescending, and keeping your mouth shut at strategically important times.

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    64. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1, Troll

      They are TAUGHT that only this quarters results are important, that research and IT support is a waste of money and if you don't have an MBA you are a waste of company resources.

      Having received my MBA, I can say you are full of shit. Perhaps you are bitter that someone with a masters degree gets paid more than you, perhaps you are just ignorant and bitter. But the truth is, if anything, the MBA program stresses that focusing on quarterly profits does more to harm the next quarter than any help you'll get this quarter and the most successful businesses are the ones that stress doing what they do well, rather than profit seeking behaviors you attribute to them (Google for one, and Apple is definitely profit seeking, but looking well beyond the quarters). The ones we love to hate, like EA, look to be profit seeking quarterly based (pushing out incomplete product to meet timelines, even if that means the product is poor, completely ignoring any customer backlash there may be).

    65. Re:You need different kinds of people by catchblue22 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've been thinking along these lines for years. One of the original catalysts of this was reading a book called Voltaire's Bastards: The Dictatorship of Reason in the West, by John Ralston Saul, an historian. It isn't a perfect book, but it is definitely thought provoking. It is difficult to summarize, but I'll give it a shot. He argues that our modern management class is obsessed with a somewhat myopic version of reason concerned mainly with measurement. This management class lacks a sense of imagination, of history, and of human nature, preferring to retreat to a world of graphs, tables, and equations.

      The example he gave that sticks with me concerns the Mad Cow Disease crisis in the UK a while ago. Mad Cow Disease is a strange phenomenon, where protein structures called prions propagate when animals eat other animals that have the prions in their flesh. The prions eventually result in brain disintegration. They cannot be destroyed by cooking and processing. Managers in the beef industry knew that Mad Cow Disease existed, knew that it was growing, but they did not take it seriously. They likely tried to measure it in terms of number of cows infected, number of people infected by its human variant, Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, and concluded that its rarity made it a negligible risk. They could have wiped it out by quick action, but they did not. What they didn't seem able to imagine was that this disease and the fear surrounding it would eventually result in the destruction of the entire British beef industry. Almost all of the stock of British cows was destroyed. Britain was banned from exporting beef to most of the rest of the world. The financial losses were huge for the industry. Saul argues that these losses were due in very large part to the lack of imagination of MBA type managers.

      I also have first hand with these issues. A friend worked for a food manufacturer that hired as plant manager an MBA graduate whose only previous experience was in a machinery assembly plant. Predictably, food safety practices and quality control went out the window, as these things were seen as negative items on a balance sheet. Lab testing and random bacterial swabbing budgets were reduced, until predictably there was a food recall that cost the company prestige, customers and a lot of money. He managed the plant primarily from his upstairs office, and he spent most of his time staring at graphs. He would seldom come down to the plant floor, and he had little comprehension of the processes and details of the plant he was managing. In the end, he left in disgrace, after transforming a plant that had formerly been extremely profitable and efficient into a money losing albatross.

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    66. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      What else did he manage or "run into the ground?" Texas Rangers? I thought he was supposed to have done a pretty good job there but can't say I really know.

      He was allowed to purchase a part for a discount in order to be named an owner to help push through the stadium replacement from Arlington Stadium to The Ballpark at Arlington. He had no managerial duties, other than to run around and announce his ownership while begging for government handouts.

      Isn't it interesting that someone against Affirmative Action (someone getting something based on who their daddy is, rather than who they are) got into colleges based on his father? Or that someone who claims he is against welfare worked so hard at getting the government to give him free money?

      But yes, if they hadn't been looking to move the stadium at that time, they wouldn't have let Jr. buy in because he would have brought nothing to the table. But because they wanted welfare, they brought in the anti-welfare Bush to help them get lots of welfare. And no, I'm not Democrat, I'm libertarian and bitter over both parties. The overt hypocritical nature of both is staggering and I can't see how someone who relied on affirmative action and is against Affirmative action, or relies on welfare and is against welfare could be elected to one, let alone two, terms of president, especially given the record during the first term.

    67. Re:You need different kinds of people by Kjella · · Score: 1

      You got a point there - but this point highlights the key failure of the MBA crowd - they are trapped within their own echo chamber. A good manager needs to be a translator in the first place, he needs to translate between his engineers, his designers, his sales people, his financial people and the customers, all of which are using different languages.

      That's assuming all managers manage workers, which isn't true. In a large organization, there's usually quite a few layers of management between the CxO and the bottom of the hierarchy. And most of the time you want the managers to arrange so that the right designers and engineers talk to each other, not sit in the middle and be a horribly lossy translator. The idea is that you are like a 10:1 filter. You get told one high-level thing, you figure it out what that means for your ten subordinates. Your ten subordinates tell you things, you compile it to what your manager needs to hear. You work sideways to resolve everything you can at your level with your counterparts and escalate maybe 1 in 10 to your managers.

      That is really the only way a >1k person company can work. Otherwise you'd have people on top making decisions and nothing happening or going in ten different directions. They'd get no feedback or they drown in it. Or they get drowned in micromanagement because the managers can't solve small things on their own. In particular, the manager must know when to fight for the team or department or division, that's also a kind of feedback. At the same time, everybody resist change and more work so they must swing the management whip sometimes and make deliveries. Being a manager is a fairly unique skill set in its own right, of course if you don't know enough about what your people are doing to do your job you won't be a good manager but the education is supposed to be the general "how to manage" class. Just like you must apply "how to program" to your particular software.

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    68. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well now, you might have found out what they wanted before you actually did all the rogramming, right? That's part of your professional duty, if you want to call yourself an engineer.

    69. Re:You need different kinds of people by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      One stereotype that I have developed more and more over the years is that an MBA without some kind of background in a field is useless. Ok, if you're a chemical engineering PhD and get an MBA that's one thing. If you're generic poli sci/econ humanities undergrad with an MBA, chances are, you're an idiot.

      The latter person is the one I suspect that most people are thinking about when they specifically reference an MBA. I would refer to your former example instead by his or her PhD.

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    70. Re:You need different kinds of people by Happy+Nuclear+Death · · Score: 1

      People may moan about old families, money, and influence, but a large portion of the blame lies in a culture which sees fit to appoint unqualified, unknowledgeable, sweet talkers to positions of responsibility, and moreover to even deny those positions to competent candidates.

      You mean like Obama? I couldn't agree more.

    71. Re:You need different kinds of people by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 1

      Too bad jr bush wasn't the only one I've ever met like what you described. Seems like almost every manager I've ever met or been forced to sell my soul/ethics/morals to are the ones who are the used car salesperson. Seems like it's this way in almost every American business and we pride ourselves in this?

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    72. Re:You need different kinds of people by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is so much a lack of imagination. I would describe it more of 'half-reason'. There is a tendency to follow a logical line of thought only so far as coming up a plausible explanation, even if the only reason it is plausible is if no further thought is placed on it. Further thought and reason takes more effort, and might make a lot of extra work causing you to start the process over.

      It's like asking someone if you should head north to get to the gas station. When they say no, you head off to the south. The gas station might be to the west or east, but when you run out of gas heading south, you rationalize that the person giving you directions told you it wasn't north, and you didn't go north. Making the problem worse is that there is a gas station to the south often enough that it is easy for you to rationalize the behavior of not looking past the first true yet incomplete answer.

    73. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think it's more abstract and maybe shouldn't be called skills at all. I think at least part of it is often some sort of ... je ne sais quoi.

      Some people just hit it off. They are soon after meeting (like a new class meeting for the first times, for example) chatting along seemingly casually with each others about unimportant things.

      Maybe they're terrified of being outsiders, so they put some effort into it and train at it at every occasion where a group is formed?

      I don't get it.

      Anyway. That I can't flirt or do whatever it is that all the other people do casually, doesn't mean I can't understand what a person understands and communicate non-condescendingly and helpfully with them, to solve their problem. It's just this bullshit for the purpose of building social bonds I can't do too well. And that doesn't mean I don't appreciate social bonds. They're great. I just don't care for general bullshit. I'd rather talk about important and interesting things.

    74. Re:You need different kinds of people by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      He had no managerial duties, other than to run around and announce his ownership while begging for government handouts.

      Hah, so THAT'S what a managing general partner does.

      Isn't it interesting that someone against Affirmative Action (someone getting something based on who their daddy is, rather than who they are) got into colleges based on his father? Or that someone who claims he is against welfare worked so hard at getting the government to give him free money?

      I basically agree with you, but--from a libertarian perspective--it's not entirely unexpected. One can be against the Government FORCING such decisions while saying that private entities (schools, businesses, etc.) have every right to pick who they want based entirely upon their own criteria.

      And no, I'm not Democrat, I'm libertarian and bitter over both parties. The overt hypocritical nature of both is staggering and I can't see how someone who relied on affirmative action and is against Affirmative action, or relies on welfare and is against welfare could be elected to one, let alone two, terms of president, especially given the record during the first term.

      I didn't vote for Bush in the primary but did in the generals. While I basically take the same pov as you, the way I ultimately look at it is -- would Kerry or Gore have been better? I think they would have been worse. Doesn't mean I like Bush.

    75. Re:You need different kinds of people by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      that would be insubordination at many companies..

    76. Re:You need different kinds of people by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2

      "Since it is generally impossible to measure what is important, bureaucrats instead turn their energies toward making important what is measurable."

      --- J.M.W. Slack, Egg and Ego

    77. Re:You need different kinds of people by catchblue22 · · Score: 2

      "Since it is generally impossible to measure what is important, bureaucrats instead turn their energies toward making important what is measurable."

      --- J.M.W. Slack, Egg and Ego

      Nice. I hadn't heard that one before. Here is a quote from Einstein:

      “Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

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    78. Re:You need different kinds of people by lennier · · Score: 1

      But the truth is, if anything, the MBA program stresses that focusing on quarterly profits does more to harm the next quarter than any help you'll get this quarter

      So if this is not what's taught, why do so many companies do it?

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    79. Re:You need different kinds of people by lennier · · Score: 1

      "Would you cost estimate the Mona Lisa?"

      Interestingly, since Michaelangelo like most Renaissance artists did for-hire contract work, and the Mona Lisa was for a client, I'm quite sure he *did* cost estimate it.

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    80. Re:You need different kinds of people by lennier · · Score: 1

      Duh. Leonardo, of course. But Michaelangelo would have cost estimated the Sistene Chapel too.

      Whether all those guys got their estimates *right* is another issue..

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    81. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      No ethics class (other than lawyer ethics, don't ask) coaches you on how to violate personal ethics without violating professional ethics, let alone encouraging violating professional ethics. Yet, you see many companies violate both personal and professional ethics. If that isn't taught (violating either personal ethics or professional ethics), why do so many companies do it?

    82. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Hah, so THAT'S what a managing general partner does.

      In this case, yes. "As managing general partner of the Rangers, Bush assisted the team's media relations and the construction of a new stadium." So says Wikipedia, and it's never unreliable for politically charged entries like Jr.'s page.

      One can be against the Government FORCING such decisions while saying that private entities (schools, businesses, etc.) have every right to pick who they want based entirely upon their own criteria.

      I'm not going to dredge up quotes from Bush. My comments on this aren't related to whether I do or don't like any such program. They are related to Bush's own statements vs his life. If you had been familiar with his life and then read his quotes on AA, you'd have laughed at the chutzpah of it all. He didn't speak out against the force of the government in AA, but against judging people inequitably based on their parents, all the while he was exploiting his to advance him over more qualified people.

      the way I ultimately look at it is -- would Kerry or Gore have been better? I think they would have been worse. Doesn't mean I like Bush.

      Then I assert that you are evil. I have never voted for a winning presidential candidate, and I've voted in every election I could (about 20 years worth now). Voting for the lesser of two evils makes you evil. I vote my conscience, not based on which evil I'd rather see as president. And looking back, I can't see how Kerry or Gore could have been worse than Bush. Bush is probably the worst person to sit that office since Hoover. Or depending on how you feel about Hoover getting too much blame for the Great Depression, maybe back to some of the bad ones in the latter part of the 1800s. But then, since you indicate a libertarian perspective, perhaps that unbridled corruption (laissez faire) isn't as bad as generally accepted now.

    83. Re:You need different kinds of people by watomb · · Score: 1

      Actually you may be the exception because most MBAs are idiots. Many MBA have unreal expectations about how fast they should get promoted and thus leave. I prefer to hire MSEE or PHDs before MBA's because they stick around when making a low 6 figure salary with pension. The MBA's loose site about value and start to nickel and dimming the design. Many times in the predesign process they will say you can't do something because it cost too much. This intern kills the future product and thus innovation stops except for simple concepts which for the most part you will find 5 other companies doing the same thing. By the way I think you missed the big picture and its companies like GM that don't have careers for engineers. Your promotions at GM stop at director or VP level(Note: Levels are different than banking)

    84. Re:You need different kinds of people by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, you could say that engineers lack people skills and are completely unqualified to talk to any other department or consider the broader company perspective as a result of their inability to communicate.

      You /could/ say that, but you'd be wrong. ...Because you'd be looking at a bad engineer and categorically deciding that is the very definition of an engineer. You could even try to justify yourself by pointing at how an engineer's education pivots around diagrams and math/programming, and then say, "well, of COURSE they can't work with others, they're taught to be anti-social geeks". For example, if your father had picked up an MBA during the course of his career, it sounds like he would suddenly become an incompetent ass. Personally, I'd imagine that a wealth of experience would be a stronger indicator of his performance rather than the trailing 2 years of his education (regardless of when that occured).

      It almost seems as though you could just simply look at the different skill sets and then make a distinction between high performers and low performers rather than defining the general category to be...your awful boss.

    85. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I got my MBA and didn't take a new position for 4 years after that.

      People who want to manage are generally incompetent. People who want to be effective and learn after 20 years in the marketplace that directing 5 people makes them ~3 times as effective as they could be on their own (yes, I note that the larger the organization, the more time lost in pointless meetings and overlap) and they get to do more with their limited time to have a greater impact on their company and those their company serves will either be frustrated or move into management. Most techs would be an incompetent manager without some other training (what makes one a good manager isn't necessarily in line with what makes one a good tech). And so I got my MBA as a segue into management.

      For personal reasons, I am now in management (better pay, and more predictable hours). And yes, I've noted that most companies promote to CEO from the finance side. That's unfortunate in most cases, as a finance drone heading up HP will never get the "spark" that made HP what it is from two guys working together in a garage. When they are all from the accounting/finance side, they aren't there to run the company, they are there to run the books, and that rarely works out as hoped.

    86. Re:You need different kinds of people by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to dredge up quotes from Bush.

      Gotcha, I don't really know what you're talking about, but I also don't particularly care enough to go trawling.

      Then I assert that you are evil. I have never voted for a winning presidential candidate, and I've voted in every election I could (about 20 years worth now). Voting for the lesser of two evils makes you evil. I vote my conscience, not based on which evil I'd rather see as president. And looking back, I can't see how Kerry or Gore could have been worse than Bush. Bush is probably the worst person to sit that office since Hoover. Or depending on how you feel about Hoover getting too much blame for the Great Depression, maybe back to some of the bad ones in the latter part of the 1800s. But then, since you indicate a libertarian perspective, perhaps that unbridled corruption (laissez faire) isn't as bad as generally accepted now.

      So you've never voted for a winning candidate, I'm batting around 40%. The net importance of any of either of our votes? Absolute nil. I personally find your attitude re: good vs evil, you're either with us or against us pretty bleak. Representative of the polarized times we live in I suppose. I spoke with someone once who had worked as a government corruption buster in the office of the IG for about 25 years before quitting and becoming a law professor. He said he had grown weary of the job, partisanship, and constant corruption. Interestingly he said he thought there was little difference in corruption between republicans democrats in terms of quantity, only in type. Under republicans there was a great deal of military fraud, defense contract fraud, etc. Under democrats it was mostly medical-related fraud, with a healthy smattering of interesting group payoffs. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I don't find any problem with picking between two (or more candidates) and voting for the one you're most compatible with. I would worry if I was 100% in agreement with any politician!

    87. Re:You need different kinds of people by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      my bad, i did not notice that you needed a way to do this inside the browser.
      btw snipping tool is available on win 7, and yes you cannot use programs installed on a computer.

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    88. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The net importance of any of either of our votes? Absolute nil.

      I've lived in Texas and, since then, moved to Alaska. In neither of those places does any "one vote" matter because they states are red. Votes matter in Ohio and Florida, but even then, we never know if the votes placed are counted because of fraud and e-voting. But in the solid "red" or "blue" states any individual vote doesn't count. As such, mine will go towards the 3rd party most closely matching my opinions at the time. The 2-party system has broken the US where two right-of-center parties duke it out in order to retain power and lie to the people about who's liberal and who's conservative until nobody recognizes those words anymore.

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I don't find any problem with picking between two (or more candidates) and voting for the one you're most compatible with. I would worry if I was 100% in agreement with any politician!

      The problem is that I'm picking between the one that I'm in 8% agreement with and the other who I'm in 9% agreement with. Where's one I'm agreeing with at least 25%? I don't want to pick between welfare for the oil companies and welfare for Hollywood. I want to vote for the guy that wants to end all the corporate welfare. But then, when considering anything like that, I get pointed to the Libertarians, but they seem like a party that emphasizes property rights over personal rights, and I don't agree with that. Or the Greens, who keep putting up Ralph Nader who I have a personal problem with because he lied to Congress in order to kill babies. Where is someone running who is intelligent, reasoned, and willing to compromise on the points, but not principles? Obama sold out his personal principles before he even won. Jimmy Carter wouldn't compromise on the points. Reagan and Bush Jr. were both unintelligent. HW Bush and Clinton are about the best of the past 50 years, and that's pretty sad. One was mostly ineffective and couldn't even get reelected, and the other was impeached.

    89. Re:You need different kinds of people by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Worked out as a non-red voter if you voted for Begich.

      I currently live in NC. For where I live, local is solid blue, presidential is usually red (Obama being the exception), governor almost always blue, senators often red, often blue. I think the red state/blue state thing is overplayed.

      Both parties are corporatists. The only reason I continue to vote republican is that they at least state they want to cut taxes and limit the government. They may have only marginal success and/or not even try, but at least some of them try. Given that both parties are essentially parties of powerful government welfare, starving the government is the only way I see of limiting the damage.

      I do like Alaska a lot. Have considered moving there. You could always try the Free State Project!

    90. Re:You need different kinds of people by approachingZero+ · · Score: 0

      Would ANY military in the world allow a mildly retarded person to fly their multi-million dollar airplanes? ABSOLUTELY NOT! http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=345494 Thanks for playing.

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    91. Re:You need different kinds of people by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      unqualified, unknowledgeable, sweet talkers

      You mean like Obama? I couldn't agree more.

      *facepalm* Look, whatever bad decisions Obama is making, he is eminently more qualified than Bush Jr. A higher IQ, a law degree, the ability to write a complete book, actually managing something that didn't run into the ground. All these are advantages Obama has over Bush, Palin, and whatever "average joe/jane" politicans coming out of the woodwork these days (Michelle Bachman? *shudder*).

    92. Re:You need different kinds of people by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for mod points!

    93. Re:You need different kinds of people by mortonda · · Score: 2

      Actually, as a self employed consultant, this is the most important part of my work - filtering out what the client says they want and figuring out what they *really* want... and then implementing it.

      That post was no troll. Programming is not an assembly line, it's customer service. You have to take the time to understand what the business needs are, and that requires communication skills.

    94. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      In Texas, the senators are red and the feds go red and the local elections are overwhelmingly red and the representatives are generally red as well. There are some blue representatives and blue locals, but not many. And Alaska wouldn't have had a Democrat senator if not for the legal troubles revealed shortly before the election which were subsequently thrown out. Wait to see whether he gets reelected to determine whether that's a sign or just an aberration from the conviction pushed through just before the election.

      Though that conviction was crap. Stevens takes bribes all the time and does a much better job of accepting them than they portrayed in the trial. He does legal things like building a bridge to nowhere (where nowhere was Don Young Lane) and Don Young puts in for a bridge that lands in land owned by Ben Stevens where they pretend there's real reasons but the actual goal was to cash in on political cred for kickbacks to friends. Ever wonder which representative gets the greatest percentage of campaign contributions from those outside their state? Someone once told me it was Don Young, and the Alaskan Senators right there with him (back when they were both Republican, though it could be the same with Begich as far as I know).

      You could always try the Free State Project!

      Alaska was the best political choice and low population, but there was a perception people wouldn't want to move to Alaska so they picked another place. If the FSP would have picked the logical place, rather than the perceived easiest one to convince people to move to, then it would have worked better. NH is not on my list of places I'm willing to move.

    95. Re:You need different kinds of people by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      see also Goodhart's law: "Any observed statistical regularity will tend to collapse once pressure is placed upon it for control purposes." and Campbell's law: "The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision-making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor."

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    96. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alaska is the most socialist state in the US. Look at all of the oil money they collect and redistribute to their citizens.

    97. Re:You need different kinds of people by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      I've never once met an MBA that was worth a pile of shit. I've met and worked with many. Without fail they leave a pile of waste, bodies, lost holidays, lost weekends, buggy products, poor documentation, so on and so, and it always seems to be someone else's fault despite the fact its 99%-100% theirs.

      The only people I have less respect for are lawyers. Kill MBAs and lawyers today and tomorrow the world is literally a better place.

    98. Re:You need different kinds of people by edremy · · Score: 2

      Fact is he got reelected, so he "passed". If Obama doesn't get reelected then Obama fails.

      I know you're pointing out political calculus, but this is the entire reason that the US political system is so badly fucked right now. Nothing matters other than getting elected.

      I'd *love* to see a politician get up and start actually telling the truth to America

      • Taxes are going to have to go up
      • Benefits are going to have to come down
      • You're going to have to save more and party less.
      • $25+ /hour unskilled labor jobs are gone forever. Manufacturing still exists, but you're going to actually need that math you hate to study even for a basic blue collar career.
      • Ditto English skills. I don't care what your degree is in: if you can't write a coherent sentence you're useless.
      • No CEO is worth what they are paid today. None.
      • 90% of all MBAs are worthless.
      • Ditto law school degrees
      • Infrastructure is crumbling. It's essential, and it's going to cost $$$ to fix.
      • Get used to living and working with folks that are different than you: black, white, Hispanic, Muslim, Hindu, gay, whatever.
      • Evolution is true. Everyone other country the US is competing with for biotech jobs understands this.

      I could keep going, but no politician who actually said half those things would have any future at all, no matter how true they are and how much we need to come to grips with them. It's all about getting reelected.

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    99. Re:You need different kinds of people by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I had a major hospital's Finance and Procurement manager ask what ROI meant.

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    100. Re:You need different kinds of people by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      They are TAUGHT that only this quarters results are important, that research and IT support is a waste of money and if you don't have an MBA you are a waste of company resources.

      Having received my MBA, I can say you are full of shit...

      Repectfully, you yourself would appear to be the turd-containing entity in this discussion. Interesting you mentioned Google, which has currently worked itself into a pretty bad state in terms of erosion of engineering culture, in favor of gaggles of MBA toting facetimers.

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    101. Re:You need different kinds of people by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      For personal reasons, I am now in management...

      Would you please let me know the name of the company, so that I may have nothing to do with it?

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    102. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I pointed out a lie. They most certainly do not teach MBAs to purposefully harm the company to manipulate stock prices, and in fact point out that such things are poor management and often unethical and illegal.

      But pointing out complete lies makes me the turd? Yeah, why don't you tell me what company you work for so I make sure to never do business with them.

    103. Re:You need different kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. That reminds me of the time I took our company's internal software development life cycle class. We were split up into teams for one segment, and most of the others on my team were BA-types with business backgrounds. They all read the assignment and came up with an interpretation that was way out there (but I guess was more interesting from their point of view). I tried to promote an alternative interpretation, and even suggested requesting clarification. They wouldn't budge, so I suggested letting me follow my approach as a contingency plan in case their approach was incorrect and they let me go with it (they probably thought that way they would get rid of the poor team player).

      So presentation time came and all the other teams went with my interpretation and came up with some pretty interesting stuff. Since our team's primary interpretation was completely wrong, I was left to present for our team. Of course I couldn't match by myself what the other teams of 5 could pull together, particularly since I didn't have the presentation skills. Still, I saved us from looking like complete morons, and I just looked like a barely-competent non-moron instead.

    104. Re:You need different kinds of people by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      While I do not have an MBA, I would also say you are too fast to judge. Not everyone who does an MBA is bad, much in the same way that not everyone who does computer science BSc is good.The problem with many MBAs is that they have no background of the domain they are in, but someone who started off with a degree in the given domain, got their MBA and made their way up probably is more effective when they get to management. You certainly don't need an MBA to be successful in management, much like you don't a bachelor's degree to be successful as developer.

      People like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates didn't get an MBA, but given their respective visions, they had enough drive and focus to get them to where they are today. The challenge is in many companies is that you are judged by your peers and if they all have MBAs then its going to be hard getting into the club. This is not different from a company staffed with employees staffed with computer science MSc graduates. I would say the biggest problem is focusing too much on the certificate and not on the capability of the person.

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    105. Re:You need different kinds of people by xelah · · Score: 1

      So if this is not what's taught, why do so many companies do it?

      That, obviously, really needs some proper data. But how about this hypothesis: because their employer, shareholders or typical market behaviour gives them an incentive to, and maybe even threatens their job if they don't. And, of course, people in that position are likely to be heavily career and money focused. It's not that my sympathy muscles are heavily exercised by this, these are people who can look after themselves all too well, but jumping to obviously silly anger-motivated conclusions won't fix anything. Besides, I'm sure that if your employer were to offer a typical developer more money for every line of code written then code quality would be sacrificed in exchange for doing the same thing with more lines. Some people will respond more strongly, some less, but provide stupid incentives and you'll get an increase in stupid behaviour.

    106. Re:You need different kinds of people by AndOne · · Score: 1

      Nerd moment. Best raid leader I ever played with was the MT. He delegated subleaders, but if there's one person who relies on healers and dps not to die time and time again.. it's the MT. The MT has to know the encounter, the movements, the timings, etc etc. The dps are dependent on the MT to not lose aggro, but the MT is dependent on them to not go nuts and draw aggro. The healers have to keep the MT up or they die, but they also have to watch other people. But what probably made this guy the best was that if he didn't know a fight, but someone else did, he'd put ego aside to learn things. So he was exactly what this article calls for, an expert who was willing to delegate when needed, but had a good core knowledge of the system.

      Further nerd moment, having played as both a tank and dps... The needs of the healers and the dps really are secondary to those of the tank. Without a tank nothing happens, without healing there can be no tanking, and without dps ... well unless the fight has a timer... things just take longer.

      To bring it back to the article, you need people with vision and skill running things, the only problem with having an engineer run the show is if he's got an ego and no social skills. But frankly I'd rather have an engineer in charge than someone from accounting or sales.

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    107. Re:You need different kinds of people by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Not enough people realise that the most successful thing that Bush did before entering politics was to do with the Rangers, and his access to Gov people to get grants, which is a very socialist thing to do. All of his work in the oil industry was a bust.

    108. Re:You need different kinds of people by pxc · · Score: 1

      I think this kind of thinking is exactly the problem geeks have about other people - putting down their knowledge or interests.

      I think you hit the nail on the head here. What a business needs in terms of management is someone who isn't necessarily a geek at all, but simply someone who has respect for the work of those he manages, even with an understanding that it is different work. Geeks likewise ought to accommodate their managers, knowing at least that as empathetic as their own manager might be, he has to answer to people that are even further abstracted from the problems sitting on the geek's desk.

      Truly, it's specialization that's killing us. The lack of support for generalist studies in today's society leaves most of the population unable to understand, or even merely perceive as valid, the work of others. Geeks might actually be the worst offenders here. Being a computer science major and a philosophy minor (I highly recommend the studies of semantics and philosophical logic to all people interested in compuer science), I see this a lot in my computer science peers. We need to remind ourselves: our skills are not the only useful skills; our paradigms are not the only valid paradigms.

    109. Re:You need different kinds of people by pxc · · Score: 1

      This. I did some bitching about specialization ruining the cooperative capacity of today's workers, and this is probably the best solution to it. We need managers who are good at managing, but have at least enough experience with the work of their team to be sympathetic to their workload, and in better cases, a realistic understanding of it.

      There's nothing evil about business skills, but there is something terrible about a very narrow skillset.

    110. Re:You need different kinds of people by yourmommycalled · · Score: 1

      I'd say you provide a perfect example of why an MBA is bad. You obviously didn't read the ENTIRE post and drew conclusions from only your own biases. If anything I'd suggestion that you are bitter that you wasted your money on getting an MBA hoping that you would get paid more. Let's try this in simple terms I own a company that hires people. I used to hire MBA's but the MBA's (a Wharton grad on one case) sole focus was to increase this quarters profits at the expense of longer term company health. Let me give you a second example: My company works with a local university with internationally ranked science and engineering colleges as well as a Business school. I typically have 3 or 4 science/engineering interns/coops working with the company and interns from the MBA program. The science/engineering interns/coops ALWAYS are interested in how what we currently have can be expanded or improved. Not a single proposal from these interns/coops looks at time lines less than five years. They clearly state that development phase is expensive, but they balance cost and opportunity. Unfortunately the business plans put forth by the MBA's for these proposals scoff at the development phase and only concentrate on how quickly the product can be made profitable and then sold off. I've owned this company for over 25 years, have 20 employees and have 4 patents. Your own examples provide further documentation. Google and Apple are companies driven by scientists/engineers. While Apple was under the control of scientists/engineers it did very well. Then they brought in an MBA (John Scully) and the company nearly tanked. EA is/was managed by another MBA and is struggling. Don't be so bitter maybe you can get a real degree and get a job.

    111. Re:You need different kinds of people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'd say you provide a perfect example of why an MBA is bad. You obviously didn't read the ENTIRE post and drew conclusions from only your own biases.

      I did read the whole thing. A lie with additional words around it is still a lie, you don't need an MBA to figure that out.

      You might have had a point about the types of people who become MBAs, or the pressures from upper management, or such. However, instead, focusing on a lie of what people are taught in MBA school makes you look like an idiot. It's simply false to indicate that MBAs are taught to look at the short term. I corrected you, likely because you had no practical experience with an MBA program. And instead you turned this back on me for not understanding your lie properly. A lie in context is still a lie.

  2. Lutz is dead wrong by brunes69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales... to the degree that they actually despise interacting with customers. You can have the best product in the world, but if no one knows about it, your business will fail. Consistently in this world, inferior products with better marketing win over superior products. You have to know how to get your name out there, and how to get people to buy your stuff.

    1. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales...

      Conversely, most marketing types know next to nothing about proper engineering design.

      And this book isn't about a 'Marketing vs. Engineering' conflict in the first place. It's about the bean counters who wedge themselves in the middle of everything.

      It's about 'cost reduction engineering' which is where purchasing gets involved in product engineering. Mature products exist, but 'cost can be driven out of them' by degrading the materials used for their construction.

      To an MBA, the fact that a product lasts on average 2 years beyond it's warranty period is a problem to be solved.

      It's also all about Taylorism taken to it's furthest degree. In the vision of the MBA dudes, everybody within a company is an expendable plug-in component. Company policy is that Work Instructions must be written, and followed for each task. Once the complete set of work instructions has been captured, the whole 'Employee Expertise' of the company is captured into a file cabinet. They can then put the cabinet on a skid and move it anywhere in the world. That's how those people think. High performing employees with unique skills are a problem, a company liability, to that form of management.

    2. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by mattcsn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      MBAs are useful, but not in leadership roles. Give the top jobs to engineers who understand what their company is building, and have competent accountants and marketers working as advisers to the engineers. (And no, I'm not an engineer looking out for number one. I'm actually an accounting student.)

    3. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales... to the degree that they actually despise interacting with customers.

      Agree. Putting the engineers in charge would just lead to gold-plating, as the reward for engineers is a "job well done" rather than maximizing profits.

      The problem with MBA's isn't that they maximize profits, it's that they maximize next quarter's profits. And that isn't the MBA's fault -- it's usually the fault of being a publicly traded corporation, which leads to separation of ownership and control.

      Just as anti-corporatists bemoan the immortality and geographical reach of corporations, to add to that it is worth considering limiting the number of owners of a corporation and perhaps also setting a minimum period of ownership.

    4. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's about the bean counters who wedge themselves in the middle of everything.

      The word to google for here is intermediation. The opposite, disintermediation, has a tolerable wikipedia article.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disintermediation

      The problem is people understand what it means WRT obscure corners of the banking industry or supply chain, but do not realize it is a general business management topic, applicable to almost all organizations and systems.

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    5. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Jahava · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales... to the degree that they actually despise interacting with customers. You can have the best product in the world, but if no one knows about it, your business will fail. Consistently in this world, inferior products with better marketing win over superior products. You have to know how to get your name out there, and how to get people to buy your stuff.

      You're absolutely correct. Most engineers want to focus on ... well, engineering. Once in a while, you get an engineer with good business skills, and there's your industry leader.

      Stocks, politics, money, marketing, sales... those are all critical things in any business. The argument isn't that an engineer should be put in charge of all of those; it's that the priorities, direction, and approach a technical company makes should be entirely governed by a (suitable) technologist. They will obviously delegate to specialists as-needed.

    6. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales... to the degree that they actually despise interacting with customers.

      True, but contrarily to MBA, engineers tend to be able to learn.

    7. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is something of a stereotype that engineers are bad "people people." As engineers progress in their careers, many of them end up as very capable managers. Yes, managing a business is a different skill set. However, in many cases the engineers can be taught those skills much easier than the MBAs can be taught the technical details necessary to make wise business decisions. The way this used to work, and to some extent still does, is that companies will offer management training to those engineers who are being groomed for management positions.

    8. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      True, but companies shouldn't become totally marketing-driven or bottom-line. I used to work for a major toy company that was totally marketing driven. The toy designers would come up with some really cool toys but they would never see the light of day because if it wasn't 11.5 inches tall and had blond hair, the marketing flakes didn't want to know about it.

      By contrast, you take a company like 3M that specifically encourages their brain-trust to try new product concepts and you have the solution for not only rescuing a company but for moving it forward and in new directions.

      An MBA bean-counter is far more likely to look at a product concept and say "You'll never sell more than X of these" because they can't see beyond the numbers. While that may be true for a large company with tremendous overhead, that's not the case for a small company or a start-up.

      All this being said, why Econ and Marketing 101 isn't part of freshman engineering is beyond me.

    9. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by IceNinjaNine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales..

      You know, I get uncomfortable when people make assertions using words like "most". I've worked with engineers (both brilliant and mediocre) who are the worst of the worst when it comes to social skills, and I've worked with some who made it through engineering school with a paltry 3.0 and are a blast as people. Some of the most well compensated engineers I know of are sales engineers working in areas like biomedical equipment and robotics (before anybody trounces out the IT stereotype). There *are* people who can do both; I know a lot of them. I know one kid in aerospace is who very gregarious, walked into a new job, solved a vibration problem on a jet engine within his first year, and ended up with his masters (aerospace engineering) paid for by the company. He worked as an engineer for five more years, they sent him back for an MBA, and now he runs a department. Bottom line is, he's geeky, smart on both interpersonal and quantitative matters, has walked the walk, and will be CEO material by the time he's 40.

      In my line of work (yes, one of the legions of software drones) I'm a generalist who writes code and takes care of some other technical issues. When my organization needs to send out a technical liaison they send me, because I can grok the tech stuff (oh noes, he knows what Big-O is and can profile! LOL), but I know how to look good in a suit (not a good looking lad, but keeping yourself in shape along with a trip to a tailor makes all the difference), can speak publicly without issue, and I know how to generally not piss people off. There are scads of people here on Slashdot (and a few where I work) who can code rings around me, and that's fine. At the end of the day I can play both sides of the card.

      The bottom line is: there are people with both skill sets, and it's my hypothesis that they're actively excluded by MBA types from managerial roles in many cases because they are a threat. In addition, boards want profit, so those that show quarter-to-quarter myopia get the nod.

      This whole thing reminds me of a video I saw once of a smokin' hot female Phd who said "you know, I can make this widget last four times as long if they'd let me add 10% to the price".. of course that didn't happen. Said company has a mediocre reputation in its sector as a result.

    10. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, most engineers and researchers do fit that profile, but that's because they were taught to work only one field. Lutz is right about what happened, but doesn't say anything about how it all started, nor does he offer a valid solution. Putting the current engineers right now to work in marketing would kill businesses even fast.

      The devil is in the details, and that's where schools and business go wrong.

    11. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      And what function exactly are you proposing for the MBAs? You just enumerated accountants and marketers. MBAs are a bad fit for both tasks. In fact, MBAs are a bad fit for the tasks they are "prepared" to fit what makes their course at best a nice extension for people that already know something.

      "Give the top jobs to engineers..."

      An egineering or production company should be administrated by an engineer, and accounting company should be administrated by an accountant, a marketing company... You probably meant that very same thing, so I'm probably not disagreeing.

    12. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by jpapon · · Score: 2

      the reward for engineers is a "job well done" rather than maximizing profits

      It really bothers me that maximizing profits is the goal of publicly traded corporations. With privately owned companies it can be a combination of healthy profits and a job-well-done. With public companies things have become so short sighted; it's all about each shareholder "getting theirs".

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    13. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Megane · · Score: 1

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales

      ...and they don't need to. If even 5% of them did, that would probably be enough. But the MBA types are in charge and won't let those 5% into their country-club society.

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    14. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Put them in management. Specifically, the parts of management having to do with planning, control and implementation of policy. I know a lot of MBAs with varying strengths and weaknesses, but planning and control is something most of them are good at, and where the skills they learned come into play. Those jobs come with other requirements including people management, so do select those that actually have those skills, and not just a pretty diploma. And be sure to prepare them for a management position first; business Administration schools will most certainly not have done that! (a few exceptions aside).

      Of course, management is not to be confused with leadership. And most corporations I've seen on the inside need more leaders than they have, and far, far, far fewer managers than they think they need.

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      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    15. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      That's not a better solution. The best solution is to get a competent MBA and a competent engineer to COMMUNICATE well with each other.

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    16. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by mattcsn · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of qualified accountants and marketers who later finish an MBA program. It's not a useless degree, so long as it's paired with useful skills (i.e. not a BA who switched from a BSc, BE or BBA program because they couldn't hack it) and the bearer of that degree doesn't become an incompetent bullshit-spewing PHB. (It's acronym-soup day!)

      I agree with your second point. I was thinking in terms of the car industry in the linked article. A company's top position should be filled by someone who's specialized in that company's field.

    17. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lutz didn't say, as far as I understand it, that there should be no marketing or accounting guys involved. It's a question of who has what it takes to properly lead companies. What Lutz says, correctly, is that people with "generic" business knowledge will lead "generic" businesses with no chance of being leaders in their fields. That is quite simple to understand, since people with "generic" business knowledge may be good at analyzing the dynamics of groups of businesses in the abstract, but they know nothing about what a specific business needs to do to compete in its own marketplace.

      So yes, Lutz is 100% correct.

    18. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MBA's aren't sales whizzes either. Nor do they necessarily excel at people skills. And people skills often translate into petty office politics that leads to poor front office decisions. CEO's need to know their business, period.

    19. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      You want people who know the business running the business. Not people who know about business in general. That's not just tech businesses, that's any business.

      Have a look at the executive biographies at McDonald's, one of the few companies that have done well through the recent financial troubles. I glanced through about 15 of them, and found many with no mention of college - and quite likely no college to mention - along with a BS-EE (President & COO Don Thompson) and a variety of others. I found one "BS and MS in management" and one MBA, but the MBA is the chief human resources officer, so that's probably appropriate.

      You could say "of course they've done well, they're cheap food" but have a look at Burger King and Wendy's performance. Pretty bleak.

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    20. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just a goal but a legal responsibility, unfortunately and until corporate personhood is done away with in the US not going to change for a long, long time.

    21. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I agree.

      I think an engineer, left to his own devices, is going to build a car that meets a set of design goals that may not include "maximize profitability." But design goals can include affordability and low TCO.

      With the MBAs (and others with a sole goal of maximizing profits) in charge, that becomes the one, top, overriding design goal.

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    22. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

      The underlying problem here is with capitalism, which is characterized by a single-minded focus on profits.

      Seeking profits is rational, in both the sense of being reasonable, and in the sense of being something that can be definitely measured, and this is why capitalism was genuinely an improvement upon previous economic systems. Profit can be understood as a measure of efficiency: after all the work, are there more resources available than there were at the start of the process? Markets allow for the use of money as a measure of profits, and thus as a measure of efficiency. This works in common sense, and should certainly make sense to engineers.

      The primary problem is that capitalism uses profit as the *only* rational test of whether something is worth doing, whereas human beings want more from life than simply having more resources at the end of a process than at the beginning. There is also the secondary problem, that since profit is measured with money, there are tricks you can play with manipulating money to make it look like you've generated profits when you really haven't.

      What we really need is a political-economic system in which profit is considered important, but not the only rational measure of success.

    23. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      So, are you Econ2020?

      If so, what is your problem with Safeway?

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    24. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales... to the degree that they actually despise interacting with customers.

      True, but contrarily to MBA, engineers tend to be able to learn.

      So true! And compared to engineering business stuff is dead easy to pick up! At university I used a fairly large chunk of my "free electives" taking business courses. Holy crap were they easy. I earned A's in all of them with a tiny fraction of the effort required to earn a B or C grade in any engineering class. My university's College of Business was highly rated so it's not like I was taking shit classes. The classes I took were 95% filled with business majors and it was so easy to outperform them it wasn't funny. I would bet my life that anyone else from the EE or CS department would have found them equally as easy. The business students simply weren't the same caliber as the engineering students. Disclaimer: Our EE and CS programs were in the top 5 in the nation.

      What you do in business classes (and as a business exec)? You solve problems. The problems aren't in code or silicon; they're in companies and organizations. Business is hacking on organizations and markets. What are geeks good at? Hacking on things to solve problems. Whether the medium to be hacked is electronic, mechanical, algorithmic, or organizational it makes no difference. Once a geek understands the rules of the medium he can hack (problems solve) in a way that others who lack the same logical thinking and problem solving ability can not.

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    25. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

      but I know how to look good in a suit (not a good looking lad, but keeping yourself in shape along with a trip to a tailor makes all the difference),

      Looking good in a suit? A required "skill" for management? Seriously? No wonder the world is lining up to kick our asses in the marketplace.

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    26. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Solandri · · Score: 1

      The problem with MBA's isn't that they maximize profits, it's that they maximize next quarter's profits And that isn't the MBA's fault -- it's usually the fault of being a publicly traded corporation, which leads to separation of ownership and control..

      If this is really the problem, over the long-term, shouldn't private companies be beating out public companies? Yet the opposite seems to be true.

      I suspect that long-term planning isn't as useful as people claim it is. Yes, if everything goes according to plan it's great. But that rarely happens - the further you plan ahead, the more uncertainty there is in your plan. If you make a ten-year plan, and 3 years into it someone invents a new way to manufacture a key component in your industry, your ten-year plan is shot and most or all the effort that went into designing it is wasted. The sweet spot balancing short-term myopia with uncertainty about the future seems to be planning a few years ahead (with a few exceptions). Which is well within the range of even publicly traded companies.

    27. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does that bother you? Are private corporations and non-profits not a sufficient alternative? Companies don't have to go public if they don't want to.

      And even so, many public companies have generous charitable programs. Next time you go to a museum or a classical music concert, look at who the largest sponsors are--probably a public company.

    28. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by dasdrewid · · Score: 1

      This whole thing reminds me of a video I saw once of a smokin' hot female Phd who said "you know, I can make this widget last four times as long if they'd let me add 10% to the price".. of course that didn't happen. Said company has a mediocre reputation in its sector as a result.

      I...need to see this video...

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    29. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by swalve · · Score: 2

      "Maximizing profits" doesn't have a time constraint. No form of company has a monopoly on short sightedness.

      The problem with business isn't that they try to maximize profits. After all, that's why we work. To get more out of something than we put in. Most "sick" companies' problem is that they aren't focused enough on profits, but instead on other more internal distractions. They get bogged down on feeding various systems and maintaining power-holds and on cheating the main business to extract something personally.

      Honestly, this is where an MBA is a good thing to have. If the manager has gone to a decent school and absorbed any of the knowledge, they will be able to analyze the behavior of the company and show the short sighted people that a 1% profit, month after month, is far better than a 10% profit this month followed by nothing ever again.

      The trouble in MBA-ifying a company is that many of the tools get mis-applied. Bell Labs might go 10 years without producing anything of importance, and then BAM, they invent the transistor. If someone, somewhere in the corporate management didn't see the value in hiring talented people and letting them jack around on the corporate dime, they wouldn't have been the beneficiary of that invention. On the other hand, you can bet there were probably plenty of people inside Bell Labs making sure their budget wasn't squandered.

    30. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      ah no. Its not about the 'bean counters' as they do a very good job counting beans and distributing them about - every business needs a good accounts department. There's also a lot to be said about running a business well, ensuring things like your production costs don't swamp the business and there's enough left in the pot to handle some lean years when you have the usual troughs in sales.

      No, the problem is the 'management' who only count the beans they can get their hands on to the detriment of everything else. Where a focus is on short-term management of the numbers geared specifically for their own benefit, you know - "maximising profit" to get a better bonus even though it means laying off half the workforce; where product quality is secondary to end-quarter results even if it means releasing dangerous products as long as the current target is met, making the bonus payments flow in.

      Most MBAs last 2 years at a company before moving on to destroy another one. Take a look at Nokia for the perfect example. Elop .. couldn't hack it anywhere for more than 2 years, and now is screwing Nokia and expects to gain a huge merger bonus (possibly when MS buys Nokia in a couple of years).

    31. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      If you have no product (as the US automobile industry) than no one will buy it. So you should have people for marketing, but the CEO or at least the CTO or the person responsible for research and development should be an engineer. You need also someone who is able to find out what the customer wants, one who is able to find out what the customer needs, and one who can combine this and send the right information to the engineers and the marketing department.

    32. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by f16c · · Score: 1

      Capitalism is not a problem. Capitalism has a place at the table and profits have always been and always will be the goal. The short-sightedness of making profit immediately, though, has to die. Each day in a business' life there is a chance to make things better for the company, the employees, the customer and the reputation of the company in society at large. Certain companies have both large profits and long horizons. It is impossible to do both at once and watch the bottom line from quarter to quarter.

      That is where the MBA problem lies: There is no horizon further than next quarter. There is no chance to do any good for the world past cheap monetary contributions to local charities. Poor customer service for the customer and unhappy employees other than the executive class is normal. Rather than float over dips in the economy the company starts to sink in red ink since product production is inefficient and the product line is not on the leading edge any more. Think HP under The Carly, GM, Burger King or Chrysler under Daimler. These companies were stripped bare by the MBA crowd and left to die. HP only exists to sell cheap PCs and crappy printers from China that if you are lucky last maybe a year and Dell stands behind their products better than HP does. When was the last time they were actually known for innovation? GM is on life support. Chrysler, like GM, was bailed out to keep the few jobs left and seems to be thriving under new management but, really, who knows? All of these companies forgot the reason they exist: Products and services, sales and growth. Change will come. Be ready to weather it. Have a bank-roll handy as opportunity is costly and error-prone. Grow the catalog. Make better products and keep the better minds handy as they are the cash cow of the future if you know what to do with them. Fire the most productive engineers? Fire the ones that don't have skin in the game or are less than the ones you need.

      MBAs are not trained to see that sort of risk. They only see cost. There are two sides to revenue and if you can't see the value side of product placement or how to create it from a companies product portfolio then you do not belong running a company because sooner or later the company will dig a hole it can't pull it's way out of no matter how any people are laid off or how efficient operations become. The unfortunate fact is that the only way an MBA will learn this is to fly a company into the ground.

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    33. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by vitaflo · · Score: 1

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales... to the degree that they actually despise interacting with customers.

      That's perfectly fine. Take the engineers that *are* good at marketing and sales (which there must be since you said "most" and not "all"), and put them in management positions. There will be fewer managers than overall engineers so this should work out just fine. Hell, you can even legitimately pay them more because they have skills that the typical engineer doesn't have. Win-win.

    34. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I have to say that you are dead wrong. Learning marketing and sales is easy. Learning how to build decent products and being innovative is not. The MBA's are simply idiots that pass the buck, but want all the credit.

    35. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consistently in this world, inferior products with better marketing win over superior products.

      Perhaps we need to look at how we can fix the world rather than the people running the companies. Better products make our lives better. Better marketing, in the absence of a better product, makes our lives worse.

      But this is all missing his point. The CEO doesn't need to know anything about marketing and sales. He's more than capable of delegating that responsibility to someone who specializes in that field. The point, however, was that while an MBA will be myopically focused on the share price and the current year's balance sheet, the engineer will be focused on creating a great product. And the latter focus will be better for the company in the long term. His example of the MBA-ilk CEO signing off on an inferior model of car to ensure short term profits is a good one since those kinds of decisions led to the perception of American cars as being of a lower quality than their foreign competitors. Those decisions helped ensure short term profits, but over the course of many decades, brought the US auto industry to its knees and the point where they needed billions from the government to avoid bankruptcy.

      But, IMHO, all this misses the bigger issue and unfairly blames MBAs. MBAs are taught to focus on the short term because our current system demands that they act this way. Businesses are too accountable to their shareholders. Shareholders have different goals from the businesses they invest in and, too often, those goals run contrary to the long-term goals of the company. If we can reduce the influence that shareholders have, MBAs can be taught to think long term. The reason that engineers make better leaders right now is that they tend to be more idealistic than MBAs and are better at finding ways to make that idealism work. But MBAs are perfectly capable of running a company where long-term sustained growth is valued above dramatic short-term growth. And that can only work if we as a society start to value that kind of success.

    36. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by IceNinjaNine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Looking good in a suit? A required "skill" for management? Seriously? No wonder the world is lining up to kick our asses in the marketplace.

      By "looking good" I meant having enough social intelligence to know how to dress and when, and maybe enough self-respect to slog out a couple of km on the treadmill whilst denying yourself Cheetohs. If you're managing people you need to have credibility on multiple fronts, and if you can't keep your own shit together then you have none. That's why I love the USMC: poseurs need not apply (wished I'd have served with them instead of the army).

      If you're that disconnected with respect to professional dress, go the cheap route and run over to Brooks Brothers and find one of their people on the floor and say "Help! I'm a great engineer but walking-talking business fashion faux-pas!" and they'll generally hook you up. I know engineers who are incredibly talented but yet "can't be bothered" with tying a tie. Guess what: not all of us are geeks, and the people with the purse strings often take note.

      In addition, I take it you've never been to Europe or Japan. Try not dressing the part over there as a manager and see where that gets you.

    37. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      And what function exactly are you proposing for the MBAs?

      Would you like fries with that?

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    38. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

      shouldn't private companies be beating out public companies? Yet the opposite seems to be true

      I don't know whether private companies outperform public companies or not. Your linked chart does not demonstrate it one way or the other. It just shows that there are more public companies, which could just as well be due to incentives for private company owners to go public.

    39. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by DavidTC · · Score: 2

      to add to that it is worth considering limiting the number of owners of a corporation and perhaps also setting a minimum period of ownership.

      That's what I've been saying for quite some time, at least the minimum period of ownership.

      I used to think the best way would be to have literally that, where you can only sell stock after six months...

      ...but I realized that was silly.

      Companies (usually) have quarterly reports. What should happen is that, about a week after each quarterly report, is 'stock day'. People get a week to check out the report and think about it, then, on a specific day, everyone who wishes to sell their stock puts in a sell price, and everyone who wishes to buy their stock puts in a buy price, and all transactions go through at the exact same instant at the end of the day. (I.e., it's not a day of trading. It's one trade, resolved all at once.)

      And the quarterly report is also when the company issues dividends for the previous quarter.

      That is how we should run fucking publicly traded businesses. You want to own part of a corporation? Read their quarterly projections and put in a bid to own them for a quarter of the year. If you like your dividend at the end of it, you keep the stock, if not, put it up for sale.

      None of this damn day trading, or millisecond price manipulation. I'm not sure it would fix everything, but it couldn't hurt.

      Oh, and what I think we should also do is stop giving stock options to executives. Give them actual real stock, and don't let them sell it for three years. Stock options are absurd. 'Hey, look, we're going to reward with you with the ability to buy stock at this price if our stock goes up, but if you fuck up and the stock goes down, don't sweat it, you don't have to buy it.'

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    40. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      If so, what is your problem with Safeway?

      Well, the one nearest me doesn't have automated checkout.

    41. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Okay, a lot of people are confused here.

      Marketing and sales have nothing to do with MBAs. MBAs are middle management. They have a degree in 'managing', not in any actual skill.

      Marketing and sales are actual skills. Marketing is an artistic-based skill, and sales is a charisma-based skill. Both of those are actually important for a company to operate, and neither of them are trivial to learn.

      I know in the 'geek universe' people tend to dismiss them, probably because they use skills that geeks generally don't consider important. But in actual fact, it's worth pointing out that they vastly outnumber development jobs, and something like 80% of companies do not develop things at all. They buy stuff, and sell it. They do not need people to invent things, or even build things.

      Please do not conflate those two actual skillsets with MBAs, which is not indicative of an actual skill, and does not contribute anything to a company.

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    42. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Of course, that requires that people know what the company's specialty is. Didn't GM get into trouble because its leadership wanted it to be a finance company (GMAC)?

    43. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Government creates inflation, which today is on the order of 10% per YEAR

      According to this, US inflation hasn't been 10% since the early 1980s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US_Historical_Inflation.svg

      Of course, even 1% inflation would be on the order of 10% inflation, but 1% inflation would hardly be a problem.

    44. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're full of crap. Yes, customers usually don't know anything about a product or how it was designed to work, but our jobs as engineers and technicians require us to know what the customer expects, and either deliver on that or find a way to mitigate that. For example, a piece of equipment can be made cheaply or robustly. If a particular class of customer needs a certain level of uptime, it's usually better to go with the cheap equipment because the company can insure against the risk of downtime by buying additional equipment with the money they saved not buying the robust equipment. They can usually save money that way, too.

      Unless there is a guaranteed massive loss of time involved in equipment failure(IE if your barcode scanner breaks you have to drive all the way back to the office to pick another one up) then it makes no sense to buy ruggedized equipment. I know that we need actuaries to tell us exactly how much risk there is in having a unit breaks, but the MBA has actually thought this through from the cost side and is capable of understanding the analysis.

      More importantly, by not building ruggedized equipment you increase the pool of potential buyers. More people are willing to buy cheap equipment because they are either less risk-averse, or they are hoping to insure the future loss of the equipment with the profitability of having the equipment *now*.

      Most engineers would disagree with this analysis on the basis that any equipment failure is unacceptable. This is not true from a business standpoint. In business and the real world there will always be some risk of failure. Instead of eliminating it, we need to work to manage and mitigate it.

    45. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A leader leads... regardless of his particular academic discipline. A great example of this is if you look at the service records of Medal of Honor winners. Most of them were rejects, but when the $hit hit the fan, they knew how to deal with it and when to take things in their own hands. Lots of people can run a business, but to be truly successful takes a real leader. Microsoft is a perfect example. Look at where they were with Gates in charge, compared to where they are with the bean counter Balmer in charge.

    46. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an engineer with an MBA.

      I cannot speak for other engineers, but there is no way I would let my pre-MBA self run a company. Apart from the technical business skills, an MBA education covers soft skills and b-school is a place to develop a professional network.

      An engineer can learn technical business skills without acquiring an MBA, but good luck succeeding as head of a business if you don't have the right network or people skills.

      Also, having an MBA does not mean that they someone doesn't or can't appreciate the product as much as an engineer. From my limited experience with the auto industry, I have a feeling that the car industry had strong finance MBAs, but not equally strong marketing/product/strategy MBAs.

    47. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by St.Creed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In addition, I take it you've never been to Europe or Japan. Try not dressing the part over there as a manager and see where that gets you.

      So true. An acquintance of mine went to Japan and had to get new businesscards, because even though he was very senior, it didn't show on the businesscard. He never thought his title was very important - after all, everyone knew him, right? Well, the Japanese managers were insulted that his department had chosen to send someone with apparently medior rank to meet with senior management. Until he showed his new cards and said there had been a misunderstanding, then it was fine.

      In Europe, if you don't dress smartly (and that's not with a Hawaiian shirt and sneakers) you get laughed at. Mostly behind your back, but in Holland, probably right in your face. You won't get taken as serious as someone with a suit. Which is exactly the reason why as a freelancer, I make a point of wearing a nice suit and a tie. I've experimented with this a bit - going to meetings for the same company with a suit, then later without one. Makes a big difference in how people regard your opinions. Oh, and this was with technical people - with marketing/manager types the reaction is more subtle but still there.

      So yes: appearances matter. An a-social geek (like I was, when younger) would say that others should adapt and gets ignored, even when what he says is the best option. A wise geek just wears a tie and gets his results he wants.

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    48. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      I count my own numbers, OK, here they are:

      sugar Dec 2003: 20.40 cents/pound, Apr 2011: 36.97 cents/pound, price up by over 81%
      Beef Dec 2003: 105.40 cents/pound, Apr 2011: 193.00 cents/pound, price up by over 83%
      Barley Dec 2003: 100.77 USD/Metric Ton, Apr 2011: 208.70 USD/Metric Ton, price up by over 107%
      Rice Dec 2003: 197.00 USD/Metric Ton, Apr 2011: 500.57 USD/Metric Ton, price up by over 154%
      Cocoa Beans Dec 2003: 1,646.58 USD/Metric Ton, Apr 2011: 3,113.52 USD/Metric Ton, price up by over 89%
      Tea Dec 2003: 205.22 cents/KG, Apr 2011: 325.33 cents/KG, price up by over 58%
      Rubber Dec 2003: 57.31cents/pound, Apr 2011: 265.49cents/pound, price up by over 363%
      Corn Dec 2003: 111.98 USD/Metric Ton, Apr 2011: 318.45 USD/Metric Ton, price up by over 184%
      Bananas Dec 2003: 371.43 USD/Metric Ton, Apr 2011: 1,013.47 USD/Metric Ton, price up by over 172%
      Propane Dec 2003: 0.63 USD/Gallon, Apr 2011: 1.45 USD/Gallon, price up by over 130%
      Wheat Dec 2003: 165.57 USD/Metric Ton, Apr 2011: 336.30 USD/Metric Ton, price up by over 103%
      Oranges Dec 2003: 583.00 USD/Metric Ton, Apr 2011: 881.00 USD/Metric Ton, price up by over 51%
      Salmon Dec 2003: 3.12 USD/Kg, Apr 2011: 7.86 USD/Kg, price up by over 151%
      Chicken Dec 2003: 68.98 cents/pound, Apr 2011: 86.42 cents/pound, price up by over 25%
      Pork Dec 2003: 48.68 cents/pound, Apr 2011: 92.06 cents/pound, price up by over 89%
      Silver Dec 2003: 565.33 cents/Troy ounce, Apr 2011: 4,279.79 cents/Troy ounce, price up by over 657%
      Alluminum Dec 2003: 1,557.78 USD/Metric Ton, Apr 2011: 2,667.44 USD/Metric Ton, price up by over 71%
      Uranium Dec 2003: 13.35 USD/pound, Apr 2011: 57.84 USD/pound, price up by over 333%
      Iron Ore Dec 2003: 13.82 cents/dry Metric Ton, Apr 2011L: 179.26 cents/dry Metric Ton, price up by over 1197% (yeah, almost 1200%)
      Gasoline Dec 2003: 0.89 USD/Gallon, Apr 2011: 3.18 USD/Gallon, price up by over 257%

      Gold of-course went from 350USD/ounce to over 1500USD/ounce in that time frame.

      I count 10% inflation / year.

    49. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a smokin' hot female Phd who said "you know, I can make this widget last four times as long if they'd let me...

      That's what she sai...err, never mind.

    50. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Inflation is properly an annualized percentage change in price of all commodities. Some prices have fallen over that time. As for gasoline, where could you get gasoline for 89 cents a gallon in 2003? And when I followed the link for gasoline, the site said it was $2.92 as of July 6th. Also, the use of commodity prices as a measure of inflation is problematic, as they are more volatile than consumer prices. And are changes in commodity prices due to government policy?

    51. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by trout007 · · Score: 1

      You are right. The problem is people operating outside of their area of expertise. I am a mechanical engineer. The best project managers I have worked with are the ones that were just familiar enough with engineering to know not to do it. They have kept us out of the BS and let us focus on our jobs. The worst ones are the ones that love requirements creep and promising things that are impossible to do within the required constraints. Those projects always fail. So it's not letting engineers run things it is letting engineers do their jobs.

      I think part of the problem is that from the outside mechanical engineering looks fun and easy. You just think of a device and model it on cad right? The thing people don't think of is that there are forces, masses, friction, stresses, deflections, material compatibility, tolerances, and fabrication to all worry about. And every single piece of information on every dimension has to be created from nothing and their consequences investigated.

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    52. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      "Some prices have fallen over that time." - like what?

      where could you get gasoline for 89 cents a gallon in 2003?

      - it's not my number, I am using the same source, and in 2003 I was buying gasoline in Canada, not USA, it was probably around 60 cents/liter there then.

      as they are more volatile than consumer prices.

      - Oh? Look carefully, that's the trend over 10 years almost, they are all going up year to year, and they are part of the basis for consumer prices of finished products, and as they go higher and higher in price due to inflation (money printing), they are becoming a larger and larger percentage of the total cost, at some point it won't be labor (due to efficiencies created by better tools), but it will be actual commodity prices that will cause product prices to rise as well.

      And are changes in commodity prices due to government policy?

      - ha, there is only one policy that creates inflation - money printing.

    53. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      It's also all about Taylorism taken to it's furthest degree. In the vision of the MBA dudes, everybody within a company is an expendable plug-in component.

      As a long time engineer who is currently at the exact halfway point of his MBA, I have a bit of firsthand knowledge. That may have been the method of the old school MBA, but newly minted MBAs are being taught the value of talented employees and the cost of treating labor as a commodity. We are also drilled with the stupidity of short term gains at the expense of long term value. And *SHOCKER*, we are well versed of the hidden costs, drawbacks, and disadvantages of off-shoring. The big push right now is "working with China" and the impending overshadowing of our economy by theirs.

    54. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      Maximizing profits is not the goal of a publicly traded corporation -- only maximizing shareholders' returns. Sometimes those goals stay aligned, but it's almost inevitable that they will start to diverge at some point.

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    55. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      "Some prices have fallen over that time." - like what?

      RAM, hard drives.

      - it's not my number, I am using the same source, and in 2003 I was buying gasoline in Canada, not USA, it was probably around 60 cents/liter there then.

      At 3.8 liters to the gallon, that would be $2.28 Canadian per gallon.

      - ha, there is only one policy that creates inflation - money printing.

      The extension of credit might be more responsible, but I would like something more than your (or anyone else's) claim about it.

    56. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, you need leadership that wants to take pride in the product. It has to be about more than just screwing the customer or the employees. That may require someone that's an engineer or not. It's not really the job skills that are important as much as it is their approach to the work. Someone who has no shame will be willing to shove crap out the door that may eventually destroy the reputation of the company or lead to crippling lawsuits.

      You don't need to be an engineer to recognize crap. You might need to be an engineer in order to care.

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    57. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. However, the smart ones know how to purchase those skills. Lots of technically adept ad agencies out there. I used to work at one. We focused on helping engineering oriented companies get their innovative products into the marketplace. I got out when all the companies started hiring the MBA's. They all thought they knew more about my business than I did. Plus they stopped all the "ineffective" innovation that brought out some very interesting products. One component I worked on took almost ten years from the initial material creation until it hit the "killer" product use. There were a lot of weak products and so-so markets before they caught a big wind in their sails. Would never have made it under an MBA oriented company.

    58. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by khallow · · Score: 1

      Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales...

      Then don't put "most engineers" in leadership positions. "Most people", whether engineers or some other flavor of skillset, aren't good at leading. So don't put them in a leadership position. My view is that a business leader comes in with only a partial skillset. The technical/engineering knowledge tends to be harder to obtain than the marketing and sales knowledge.

      But IMHO it can work with an engineer or an MBA. It depends on whether the person can pick up the knowledge they're missing. What's being claimed here is that the usual executive crowd has been neglecting product and process knowledge.

    59. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a question of balance, a company without MBA's will not do as well as one with, but any decisions made for that company cannot be made by the MBA alone. Whenever one portion of a company exceeds the boundaries of its arena then there has to be a price paid somewhere else. A perfect example is the state of California, the Democrats have made the decisions for the state for so long, that now no matter what they decide it chases more jobs out of the state. The government cannot get anything to balance anymore because it's now so far out of balance that no one thing will bring it back into focus. Since there are no do overs in real life, it's time for California to pay the price. I recently had an incident with a large company, where they have created a "return policy" that will work in all cases. There is no single solution to a multitude of problems, and any solution that tries to do this will leave a lot of dissatisfied customers in its wake. The number crunchers can find an "acceptable" limit to dissatisfaction, but waiting for hindsight to realize what this limit is is business suicide. The bottom line is that if the MBAs and the engineers can't work and play well together, then some one needs to have the authority and the insight to keep them in line.

    60. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by nonguru · · Score: 1

      Toyota's Total Production System was about squeezing 'waste' (i.e. costs) out of the system, as well as creating a pull system from demand to supply. In many respects, TPS is pure Taylorism with more than a splash of Demming - every activity is subject to analysis and refinement. Managers set the targets; employees are responsible for the quality; everybody must eliminate waste. Lutz is attempting is rewrite history and most bloggers are engaging in MBA versus Engineering stereotypes without having a clue as to the specifics of GM's (many) failures. (I have an engineering degree and an MBA and worked in the automotive industry for three years, including product development for GM and others.) Interestingly one of the biggest factors behind GM's (and other US vehicle manufacturer's) demise was the rewriting of accounting rules governing corporate pension and medical liabilities. In Lutz's day those liabilities were hidden; GM managers could negotiate sweetheart deals with the various unions without having to account for them fully. When the rules were restructured, those liabilities had to appear on the corporate accounts resulting on a large increase in costs per vehicle.

    61. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strictly this is a generally true statement (Slashdotters and Redditors are easily some of the worst offenders!)

      However 1) it doesn't have to be like this, and 2) when it comes down to engineers who knows sales&marketing vs. non-engineers who knows sales&market, the former is always better for anything involving technology, innovation and new business start-ups. Engineers are trainable, IOW, and generally more and better trainable than non-engineers by a long shot.

      However what you describe as "market and sales" strengths is only true for old, established technologies that have low margins and little multiplier effect in the economy. That's not what it is for innovative technologies that are high tech, leading edge. This is also the problem with non-engineers doing sales&marketing: they have no concept, comfort or knowledge about how technology adoption alters the nature of business economics.

      The other problem with MBAs is there are lots of people getting them who are not really smart enough to either understand or use the training well. Most MBAs apply what they learn to problems in a cookbook recipe fashion. This is the wrong way to look at an MBA and what you learn. At best, MBA course work should be treated like a suggested list of heuristic that could be used when combined with rational empiricism and common sense. That's rarely how MBAs actually use their training. Mostly they misunderstand and bastardize what they were taught and should have learned. Again, this is where engineers have an edge: real engineering is not cookbook either and working in the real world doing engineering quickly teaches you this. It's more about how to look at problems and approach problem solving than a cookbook of recipes for problems.

      BTW I have an EE and MBA. 2/3 of my career has been marketing&sales of engineered products or entrepreneurship.

    62. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      The "average" engineer, yes.

      But the GOOD and experienced engineers I know recognize and understand the value of sales, management, QA, Tech Support, IT, accounting and PR, and understand how all of these together make a healthy, functioning organization.

      The same can be said for the "average" salesman vs. the GOOD salesman, the "average" accountant vs. the GOOD accountant, the "average" IT guy vs. the GOOD IT guy, the "average" PR person vs. the GOOD PR person, etc.

      Lutz isn't suggesting you put any old engineer into these roles. He's saying to put the ones who understand the basics of business –which one needs no degree or formal training to learn – in charge. And Lutz would know, more than most.

    63. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      RAM, hard drives.

      - how is that a commodity?

      Of-course electronics and lasic eye surgery and TVs and computers and cellphones fall in price. They fall in price, because that's what efficiencies and economies of scale do for production. That's what it was like, living in 19 century (not as many gadgets as today) - new shit was invented all the time and things were falling in price while dollar was rising in value.

      Imagine how much more they would have fell in price if government wasn't printing all that money?

      Government would have you believe that deflation is bad, while in reality, the only people who are afraid of deflation is the government, and the rest of population would be very much fine with prices falling, not rising, which would make everything more affordable, not less affordable and standards of living would go up, not down with falling prices and strengthening currency. Of-course they destroyed currency in 1971, so it can't strengthen, it's = 0, but that's why government has outlived it's purpose long ago.

      The extension of credit might be more responsible, but I would like something more than your (or anyone else's) claim about it.

      - inflation is increase of money supply by definition. Of-course they changed the definition past 1971, but whatever.

    64. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by SomeStupidNickName12 · · Score: 1

      Your problem is nothing to do with project managers having engineering abilities. Any project manager that allows scope creep without an impact assessment (i.e consulting with the engineers) on the schedule and budgets of the project should be fired for negligence/incompetence/stupidity.

      Best project managers are those that know how to project manage, having technical knowledge is a bonus

    65. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by bobcote · · Score: 1

      Lee Iacocca wrote in his first book about bean counters destroying the US auto industry. On the other hand some pretty good personal computers failed in the marketplace because the engineers could not market to the consumers. The answer lies in a mix of talents and not one group holding the other in contempt.

    66. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. People who are truly good across the board are rare, but there is no excuse for not hiring them for executive positions. The problem is that executives are promoted from below, and the whole manage-by-spreadsheet mindset is too widespread...

    67. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, you're a student.

      I can only cite my experience of course but giving leadership roles solely to engineers is a terrible idea and the business will suffer greatly because of it. Remember, the folks in these "leadership" roles have to make business decisions and most importantly, take the TIME to make good business decisions.

      I'm not defending MBAs but I also think a company run almost solely by engineers, in most cases, is destined to fail. There needs to be people of different skill sets to fill different roles.

    68. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      - how is that a commodity?

      It isn't. But if we are restricting the discussion to commodities, then what happens as "nonrenewable" commodities become more difficult to obtain? The cost of gasoline will go up no matter what policies governments pursue.

      Government would have you believe that deflation is bad, while in reality, the only people who are afraid of deflation is the government, and the rest of population would be very much fine with prices falling, not rising, which would make everything more affordable, not less affordable and standards of living would go up, not down with falling prices and strengthening currency.

      It is not falling prices, but falling costs, that make things more affordable. Deflation helps those with positive net cash holdings, but hurts those with negative net cash holdings.

      - inflation is increase of money supply by definition.

      Whose definition is that?

    69. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by whiplashx · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      The world has a plethora of people with skills. I can hire 50 coders before lunch who are skilled enough to work on my enterprise app, but not to design it. I'm sure MBA's are the same.

      In my opinion, the most intelligent people I know are those that have successfully mastered multiple skills at professional levels, who concern themselves with knowledge at all levels from the big picture to the small details. These are the type of people who are constantly ahead of everyone else. These are the people that understand statistical bias, sample size, leading questions, Rayleigh scattering, and are confident and interesting speakers. This is where (I think) you'll find the best CEOs.

      I guess I'm saying, there are lots of people smart enough to get degrees... less who can run huge companies well.

      I also really like the term "myopia" you've used to describe the current state of business.

      Producing goods and improving life are cooperative tasks, that are best served with long term planning for global maxima. Modern corporations make that approach impossible because they actively compete. The rationale for a competing agent is totally different from a cooperative one. Competing agents need to think more carefully about the near future, and less carefully about the long term future. Competing agents have incentive to chase local maxima instead of global maxima. Etc.

    70. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You may want to take a look at numbers I calculated.

      Yes, non-renewable resources will go up in price in real terms eventually, when there is just not enough supply, however since 2003 oil didn't go up at a higher rate than many other commodities, which are not as rare and that we don't find to be difficult to get. While some argue it's because of rising demand from China, I explainedAn increase in the volume of money and credit relative to available goods, resulting in a substantial and continuing rise in the general price level." Of-course gov't likes to redefine things, when it doesn't like the implications of its actions, so especially after 1971 this became a problem for them.

      It is not falling prices, but falling costs, that make things more affordable.

      - ha? You are an end user of a product, to you the product is more affordable the less you have to pay for it, the more your purchasing power is. That's what people had in 19 century with a strengthening dollar and falling prices due to productivity, increases in efficiency, competition, innovation all in private sector.

      Deflation helps those with positive net cash holdings, but hurts those with negative net cash holdings.

      - yet in 19 century people borrowed plenty, but they borrowed to PRODUCE, not to consume as it is done today, all with a blessing from the government - the main debtor. Of-course they hate deflation, they can't pay their debts. However their fight against deflation is by printing money, which causes your prices to go up eventually, but since it's a destroyed economy, you also don't have rising wages, so good luck with helping your government spend beyond what they have, you'll need it.

    71. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by melted · · Score: 1

      It's not that they're incapable of understanding marketing/sales or talking to customers (or to each other for that matter). It's that this is not really an expectation. If it was expected that engineers understand a modicum of this, they'd have no issue understanding it. Look at Google — engineers run the show end to end, and it hasn't collapsed yet.

    72. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Company policy is that Work Instructions must be written, and followed for each task. Once the complete set of work instructions has been captured, the whole 'Employee Expertise' of the company is captured into a file cabinet. High performing employees with unique skills are a problem, a company liability, to that form of management". ...wow....do you work here????

      Here it's a case of them thinking they can just plug anyone into any job, so they write the instructions (poorly) and hire idiots who cannot think for themselves - this is viewed as a POSITIVE attribute. (Of course it bites them in the ass, because they end up with people who never question anything - even when things are WRONG).

      I often say the way they select middle managers here is to ask potential candidates to "go duct tape a hot dog on every car in the parking lot". The ones who sah "OKAY!" are given a big cup of KoolAid. (The ones who offer to bring their own hot dogs and tape are destined for greatness....)

    73. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re: "Consistently in this world, inferior products with better marketing win over superior products. You have to know how to get your name out there, and how to get people to buy your stuff."

      Really? No, not really. I'm old enough to remember when the first Honda's were sold in this country. Most of my friends said "I'd never buy a rice-burning rollerskate over an American car". Over time, though, when those rollerskates were still rolling while my friends were on their third GM McVehicle, they started thinking differently.

      US automakers lost the market when they assumed a monopoly position they didn't own, and the bean counters decided they could build junk cars and force them down our throats at exorbitant costs because we had no choice. Wrong. And the smear campaign and slick marketing of (then) inferior cars over demonstrably superior, lest costly vehicles left a bad taste in US autobuyer's mouths that took 30 years to erase.

      So, maybe slick marketing of an inferior product will get you an initial gain in market share. However, you set yourself up for long-term failure with such sham marketing, that will more than offset any short-term initial gains. GM, Ford and especially Chrysler found out hard way that American consumers are just as focused on quality and value as they are on "bling". Once US car buyers started to doubt the 'superior value of US automobiles', no marketing campaign in the world could change that perception - and it didn't change until decades later when Detroit started to actually produce high-quality products that were competitively priced.

      The lesson to be learned here is that slick marketing may get you some initial customers, but products and product quality KEEP them as customers. Conversely, junk products of poor quality can just as quickly lose them as customers for a VERY long time (even more so if the customer thinks they were screwed by a slick-talking snake oil salesman).

      Look to the Detroit Big Three for the truth of that statement. Chrysler is still in the dumps, but Ford and GM are now touting the quality and value of their products, and backing up their claims with quality product. But they had to be kicked in the teeth to see that truth. You could also look to Cupertino, where Apple (a product and quality-focused company) has consistently lead the technology pack in both innovation and sales. And despite being a "product" company, they manage to stay profitable, despite being soundly criticized by the other technology vendors for being a 'gadget' company whose products are based on a 'closed ecosystem'. And they further aggravate the geek world by maintaining savage control over their platform and development process.

      But guess what - it works. And people consistently pay top dollar for Apple products because of the perceived quality of those products.

      So, you have two died-in-the-wool American companies; one business model works, and one doesn't - YOU tell me which is which....

      Need I say more?

    74. Re:Lutz is dead wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the difference between a Software Salesman and a Used Car Salesman?

      They Used Care Salesman actually knows when he is lying!

  3. Hollywood Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Engineers have a superiority complex. Who knows more about how space movies should be made, an engineer or nonengineer? Invisible lasers, never miss guidence, no sound in space, no fire burning without oxygen.

  4. I has nothing to do with a degree by JamesP · · Score: 1

    But with the person, his/her creativity, technical vision, soft skills, etc

    "If you can measure you can manage" is something a geek could say. And many say it and do it (with other words, and in similar situations)

    In a related note, both Bill Gates and Ray Ozzie are geeks.

    Geeks created all those mp3 players that were forgotten in favor of iPod.

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    1. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      A little secret: a lot of geeks (very talented ones at that) made the iPod.

    2. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geeks created the iPod too.

    3. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geeks created all those mp3 players that were forgotten in favor of iPod.

      "If you build it better, the customers will come."

    4. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Creating a product is much more than creating the circuits (and you can certainly buy an OEM mp3 player and change the sw if you want and sell it as your brand - done by geeks, of course)

      That's what geeks don't get and then they are amazed as why the iPod sells much more than the others (and before you say 'marketing' remember how much money MS put in marketing Zune). And to be honest, the 'mp3 player' I bought that played OGG files was so riddled with bugs it was not even funny.

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    5. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      How is the iPod better though?

      Doesn't seem to be much in it between a nano and the far cheaper Sansa Fuze.

    6. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      (and before you say 'marketing' remember how much money MS put in marketing Zune)

      Microsoft poured all that money into the Zune after Apple had already established themselves as the market leader.

      And Apple established themselves as the market leader by a combination of good technical design and the kind of slick marketing that Jobs is a pro at. It would be wrong to make the claim that the ascendancy of the iPod was due to technical excellence. And doing so would pretty much cut Jobs out of the equation anyway, because he's not a tech guy, he's a management/marketing guy.

    7. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by lucm · · Score: 1

      Marketing made the iPod, not geeks.

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    8. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Now, there's probably not much difference. I owned a third generation iPod, and the UI sucked, but it sucked a whole lot less than any of the competing players that I tried. It didn't have quite as many features, but I only really wanted two features from a portable music player: store music and play music. It did both of those fine. Oh, and it came with a dock, so I could leave the dock connected to the mains and a stereo and just drop it in when I got home to keep listening to my music.

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    9. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      So it is your position that Apple doesn't have any talented engineers and is all about marketing. Interesting, yet typical.

    10. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by cob666 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Also of interest is that the iPod doesn't have some functionality that other mp3 had before the iPod was released. Another case of form over function but because of the popularity of the iPod, it seems that other vendors have tried to mimic the iPod (while those that didn't seem to have close to no chance of survival) and we now have an entire generation of devices that are less functional than their predecessors.

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    11. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by swalve · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's an excellent point. The MBA is quite often an "engineer" of management. Engineers don't build machines through trial and error or gut feelings. They measure, test, prototype, build, etc. That's what the MBA tries to do, and engineers scoff at it. Irony...

    12. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by JamesP · · Score: 1

      One thing to remember is that first iPods used firewire in the age of USB 1.0. Also, tiny hard disks with lots of space, and the clickwheel was also an interesting innovation.

      Also, AAC and iTunes would rip to AAC (better quality and less space than MP3, also much better than WMA that all others went to it). Personal note: I can't stand WMA, at 128kbps (to me) it sounds worse than MP3. But it may just be me, or the type of music I listen to.

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    13. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't seem to be much in it between a nano and the far cheaper Sansa Fuze.

      Really? Try putting a movie on both and see how easy it is and how well it works, then get back to us.

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    14. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I don't own an iPod. To put a movie on a Sansa Fuze, I gather I use the conversion tool and it will copy it to the device.

      Not actually tried it; Why would I want to!? Seems a lot to pay for such a niche feature.

    15. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by lucm · · Score: 1

      > So it is your position that Apple doesn't have any talented engineers and is all about marketing

      Everything is black or white, isn't it? As you say: interesting, yet typical

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    16. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs is a complete tech geek, who co-founded a computer company in his garage. Jonathan Ive has his degree from Newcastle Polytechnic in Industrial Design, which is pretty geeky. If anything, Apple is a perfect example of a geek-driven company.

    17. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The iPod was perfectly adequate, but as Cmdr Taco said No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

      So why did the iPod do so well against what appears to be a superior product? Because Apple decided not to sell an "mp3 player" to techy types for playing a then relatively obscure media format. Jobs sold it as a music player. You could copy your CDs onto this device and listen to your whole collection on the move.

    18. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Bad examples.

      Industrial design is 50% 'geek', 50% art. Steve Jobs knew electronics as well (learning it by himself), but dropped out quickly from college.

      Again, it's about specific people, not their degree. You also have geeks who completely ran a product to the ground, like Craig Barret buying the megahertz myth, Mike Markulla with Apple III, Google Wave, etc, etc

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    19. Re:I has nothing to do with a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. Craig Barret and Intel isn't a case of a geek running a company into the ground. It's the case of a company thinking they had the market by the short hairs and getting greedy. Craig Barret didn't buy into the MHz myth, he bought into the idea that he could snow people with the MHz myth and that, in conjunction with RAMBUS, they could sell a shoddy product at an excessive price and that it wouldn't open the door to the competition eating their lunch. That's hubris and poor ethics and definitely NOT engineering going wild. The engineers worth their salt were looking at Intel during that period and screaming at the business people "Please stop buying that overpriced crap!". The really good engineers read the pre-release white papers years earlier, saw the pipeline lengths on the P4 and stated that stalls from branch prediction failures would likely hobble performance far below theoretical maximum for general computing workloads.

  5. ... Or Both by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go find a software engineer who has an MBA.

    1. Re:... Or Both by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Go find a software engineer who has an MBA.

      From my own experience, I know two such people. Both are reasonably competent as software engineers, but the process of studying for their MBAs seems to have done something to their perceptive skills. They both suddenly arrived at a conception of themselves as expert managers and embarked on startups of business projects that, ten years later, they are still referring to as "startups", soaking up vast quantities of venture capitalists' funds, while showing absolutely no sign of providing any return.

      From their point of view, I suppose this is a great lurk, but from anyone else's viewpoint these ventures simply represent good money thrown after bad. I'm just glad that I was never in a position where I might have been asked to invest in these schemes.

    2. Re:... Or Both by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I know one of those.

      He was a failure as a software engineer, and had behavioural problems. So he went to do an MBA.

      He now sucks ass with an MBA.

    3. Re:... Or Both by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And if you found him, go on the next quest for a lawyer with ethics.

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  6. Lutz is partially wrong by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree your average engineer has zero business skills, but moving them to the back room and having MBAs run the show is still bad.

    Get rid of the MBAs and let the engineers have business input, but not run front office.

    Oh, and get rid of the lawyers, they are even worse than an MBA.

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    1. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I didn't read the article, but the summary sure makes it sound to me it's more of a "a guy who KNOWS cars" should be in charge of a car company (CEO, President, something along those lines) vs someone who doesn't have a clue about cars. It's not that you'd get rid of the sales, marketing, HR and other teams, just that a HR person wouldn't be cailling all the shots.. someone who knows cars would be.

      And I agree 100%. I've worked in a variety of business sectors over my years (some part time fillers during internship(s) and others as a living between gaps in taking school, etc).

      I've worked grocery store retail in produce, in a kitchen for a few months, an auto parts store, two different electronics retail stores (I was the car audio/video/security installation manager at the bigger, national store, and just an installer/sales of car stuff at the 2-owner ma & pa type shop).

      I've seen it across the board. At the national retailer level, the car install area use to be it's own "location", where the chain was installer -> assistant manager -> install manager -> District manager -> regional manager. Almost every single one of the guys in the install manager up had experience installing and selling mobile electronics. But then the bean counters noticed it was one of departments with the highest sales and revenues at the time... so what did they do? They got rid of the mobile district managers and regional managers and merged the install bay into the same location as the store... which meant the DM and RM of the install bay were now the DM and RM that were in charge of TV's, camera's, etc... and stuff went down hill pretty quickly in the bay.

      I know it may be one example, and some may consider it a poor example, but it *IS* an example none the less. I have perfect examples for most of the places I've worked where someone who didn't/doesn't know anything about what they are in charge of get in the way and hurt sales and all that more than they do anything to help them. A monkey that sat there flinging poo at the wall all day would cause less issue than the higher ups who have no knowledge and real experience with the field or products who always tend to try to change things the way they think it should be based on a totally different field or experience (and which hardly ever ends up working)

    2. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like what happened at Best Buy.

    3. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the mba's should run as the engineers secretaries. that's what they are really anyways, the engineer could always feed them any info they want. but if your secretary decides that he isn't a secretary.. well, it just becomes harder to get him to do the secretary stuff and he starts asking the engineers to do MBA stuff(counting internal billing in spreadsheets, proof typing powerpoint sketches etc etc. that all is secretary work.).

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    4. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by cgenman · · Score: 1

      I worked at a bike shop that was part of a large national chain. As far as I know, we were the most profitable of the entire chain, but also had the highest real-estate cost: we were positioned at the biggest corner of the town, across from a Target, a 1/2 block pedestrian path from an elementary school, and a short jaunt from a college. Of course, being the highest profit store meant someone back at the home office had to meddle.

      We got a much bigger, brand-new showroom. It was huge, gorgeous, and positioned in the far corner of the sort of outdoor mall where people drive to the one store they're going to. Oh yes, and it was empty of customers. Real estate costs were low. But because nobody who made the decision had any idea of who bike shop customers were or why things had been going well, we lost pretty much everything that made the shop work. By the time I left, we were within striking distance of being out of the red, but prior levels of profitability were a pipe dream.

    5. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This argument reminds me of Chrysler in the late 70's. A company built on solid engineering with a lot of great technology that was so poorly managed it couldn't track it's cash-flows. This argument also reminds me of GD from, well, the early 70's up to the 90's. A company that regularly recruited from the best business schools but couldn't build a good car to save it's life.

      You need good engineers, good salesman, good accountants, &c... if you want to have a good company. There is no one versus the other.

    6. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by unsolicited · · Score: 0

      Writing software (GNU) != Selling software (Microsoft) != Selling support (RedHat) != Selling gadgets (Apple) != Selling advertisements (Google) != Selling books (Amazon) != Selling consulting (Accenture)

    7. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      How about the company FUND an MBA for an engineer when he moves to a senior position?

      I know some companies do this. So he has engineering background, and an MBA for his new role. Best of both worlds?

    8. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I don't buy this argument engineers can't run a business. I have never met an engineer who disagrees with the mantra "measure don't guess", and few who would not try to apply it to the business side.

      Engineers are perfectly suited to understanding costs, risks, sales figures, inventory turns; and determining how to optimize those things. There is NO REASON someone from the engineering/technical side of the business can't run the business. Now when it comes to the actual selling, marketing, negotiating, yes they should hire people with the soft skills to to those things effectively. Those people don't need to be setting the agenda though.

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    9. Re:Lutz is partially wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, I'm an engineer who also happens to be a manager. My department is kicking ass doing way better than with our previous manager who was a strictly business guy. While it's true some engineers are the stereotypical nerd, there are a lot of crappy business managers as well. In my experience though, the best kind of managers are engineers that also have a business sense. They can just understand their business more than any MBA ever would.

  7. Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skills. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Indeed, people with different beneficial skills are essential in any organization. The key idea there isn't "different", however; it's "beneficial skills".

    MBAs typically have absolutely no helpful skills or abilities. They are often people who tried engineering, but couldn't cut it. They are people who tried accounting or finance, but couldn't cut it. They are people who tried marketing, but couldn't cut it. They are, in essence, the rejects of the business world.

    For many of them, their only "skill" (if we can even call it that) is forcing bullshit down the throats of productive, useful people. They do this by holding wasteful meetings, by putting in place absolutely stupid and counterproductive workplace policies, by making decisions about stuff they know absolutely nothing about, and by hiring in a way that protects them from any negative repercussions.

    They've been successful at this, and that's why America is as economically and socially fucked as it is today. The rejects are leading the operation, and it shows. Thankfully, it's only a temporary "success". It inherently can't be sustained. It's a so-called "race to the bottom", and the bottom is going to be met very quickly. "Free trade", off-shoring, outsourcing and other popular MBA techniques are the best way to destroy not only individual companies, but entire economies.

    I don't think that anyone is suggesting that a software business, for example, should consist only of software developers. Rather, it should merely be led by people who understand how to properly build and provide on-time, on-budget, functioning software systems, rather than by some MBA who can spew out this month's buzzwords in order to fool some other idiot MBA at some other company into buying a shitty software system. Different kinds of people will still be needed, of course, but they should be useful workers, not MBAs.

  8. Re:Hollywood Science by stewbacca · · Score: 2

    Hey, I'm glad engineers exist, because without their inability to convey complex concepts to average people, tech writers and trainers wouldn't be needed. I rose through the ranks very quickly because I could translate Engineereze to Usereze on the fly.

  9. Not an Army of One. by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    Well, I started to write something along the lines of engineers do not see eye to eye with their customers sort of deal. But, then I thought, just because you have logical people running the show does not mean there will be no marketing, sales, customer service, managers, or what not. Those do not disappear, they just would not dominate the internal corporate structure.

    Much of their objectives would remain the same, albeit tweaked and re-prioritized, simply because the overwhelming majority of both coworkers and potential customers still utilize irrational forms of decision making. People do not magically lose the ability to communicate normally because someone somewhat rational is making decisions.

    So, what's with the panicky "nerds are dumb at business" meme, anyway? (Checks glass for kool-aid.)

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    1. Re:Not an Army of One. by gtall · · Score: 1

      Bingo, the issue isn't that companies are run by Business School Product, it is that companies are being run solely by Business School Product. The ethos of engineers and their craft is lost. One can see this by the amount of jobs shifted out of the U.S. solely on cheaper labor. The whole idea of producing a well-engineered product with proper after the sale support is meaningless to people who would gladly sell widget B over widget A even though their company really only has expertise in widget A.

      We recently bought an HP fax machine. That model turns out to have a recurring problem where it screws up the print modules and you are forced to buy new ones. The problem has been out there for awhile but HP has no way of fixing the problem. They've lost control of their own manufacturing. And they've lost any chance of new sales to us.

  10. Good managers are good managers by SpankingNotions · · Score: 2

    According to executive bios at apple (http://www.apple.com/pr/bios/) 4/10 of them have MBA's. Additionally of the top positions, legal, hardware engineering, industrial design, and software are not traditionally associated with an MBA anyway.

  11. I dunno about MBAs but by Dyinobal · · Score: 2

    I dunno about MBAs but but I agree that most businesses focus to much on short term gain, often at the cost of their long term success. It's part of the mind set, of high powered business, and perhaps even Americans in general.

    1. Re:I dunno about MBAs but by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      A lot of that has to do with the quarterly reports that go to Wall Street. The stock prices of high price to earnings ratio companies are mercilessly punished on the stock market if they put out a bad quarterly report, and many types of mutual funds that actively trade stocks depend on rapid trend following so they too are punished when one of their holdings does poorly.

      CEO wealth is heavily tied to their stock option values, and with the tenure of many CEOs being relatively short it makes for a very short term business orientation.

      Ultimately the problem is about the way compensation happens. I don't think engineers running companies will be immune to it.

      I also don't think the average American has this mind-set. Most have become so disgusted with the volatility of the stock market, or have the attitude that it is rigged against the small guy that they don't invest in stocks any more.

      And you know what? There is a lot of truth to the idea that the market is rigged, It isn't so much the values of the stocks are manipulated, but rather that most investment industry products are set up so it is the company offering the product that profits rather than the investor.

      There is a famous book about the investment industry written in the 1940s titled "Where are the customer's yachts?"

      The title refers to an ancient story (which the author finds is probably at least 100 years old by now) about a visitor to New York who admired the yachts that the bankers and brokers had in the harbor. Naively, he then asked where the customers' yachts were. Naturally, there were no customers' yachts.

      One very important thing to realize if you do start investing in the stock market is that a stock broker receives far more training as a salesman than he does as an investor, His job is commission based, and not based on the success of your investments.

  12. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your idea lacks an important component. If the MBA doesn't spew out this months buzzwords in order to fool idiot MBAs at other companies, then who will?

  13. Have American Businesses Been Stranded By the MBAs by omar.sahal · · Score: 4, Informative

    Its going to be very hard for the US, UK etc to be competitive. Even if you could build a factory in Europe or America and sustain a strong business (using Henry Ford principles lets say) bankers would not give you the money, you'd have to build in china to get the funding. Andrew Grove former Intel exec and John L. Hennessy, MIPS chip inventor, said the same thing. Economists are also turning against the way modern business is outsourcing to developing countries for a short term gain, Paul Craig Roberts and Michael Hudson to name but a few. Outsource to Asia, you'll impoverish us all, we'll in turn have less purchasing power, and not be able to buy the goods produced. No ones listening there is only attention paid to shareholder value, not even the customer, and who are the largest shareholders in a publicly listed company the BANKS. The MBA's may have the same problem that the economists profession, if we can call it that, has. That is to say a corrupted syllabus, designed to serve the needs of a few moneyed interests.

  14. There are MBAs and MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some MBA programs are specifically targeted at people coming out of college with science and engineering degrees - geeks. I'd think graduates of those programs would be more attractive than graduates of Ye Olde Online MBA Mill.

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  15. But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by damn_registrars · · Score: 0

    After all, our previous POTUS was an MBA, and things worked out awesome under him! Why wouldn't we want MBAs to run everything else, too?

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    1. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! We should elect more lawyers, like the current POTUS, because things are going just swimmingly now.

    2. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should elect an engineer! I've heard really good things about Jimmy Carter's 4 years!

    3. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Lawyer, MBA... hard decision if you only have one bullet...

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    4. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by f16c · · Score: 1

      Carter's problem was his outlook and loyalty to people who repeatedly burned him while in office. He was smart enough to be there it's just that the clods from Georgia were not. He had plenty of chances to hire better staff during his first term but his loyalty, like that of the current president and Nixon, was his undoing.

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    5. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Right! We should elect more lawyers, like the current POTUS, because things are going just swimmingly now.

      Lawyers don't come in claiming to know all the answers to the fiscal problems like MBAs do. Lawyers don't have experience running (or ruining) companies like MBAs do.

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    6. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Lawyer, MBA... hard decision if you only have one bullet...

      Have them stand next to each other, ear to ear. If you shoot so the bullet passes through the MBA first, it will encounter so little resistance on the way through that it should still deliver a fatal shot to the lawyer on the other side!

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    7. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      You should thank your luck stars Carter hired Paul Volcker. I will grant, Mr. AC, that Reagan was much better at trading arms with Iranians than Carter was...

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    8. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      No, No, He was a nuclear engineer. We need an engineer who knows about mining, like Herbert Hoover!

    9. Re:But We Were Told MBAs Could Do Everything... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Thank you, you just made the decision a lot easier. Why didn't I think of it?

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  16. You must be an MBA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only an MBA could be as ignorant as you are, and publicly display so much blatant misunderstanding of reality.

    Engineers and technicians are often the best at dealing with customers. Hell, many of them enjoy it, too. They just don't like to bullshit the customers, though. They want to provide them with the best service and the best products. True, this may not be in the best short-term interests of the company, but it often works much better for everyone in the long run.

    Engineers and technicians are good at thinking for the long term. They can think beyond the next quarter's results. They realize that maybe they can't please the customer today with the current offerings, but they'll be able to provide the customer with what the customer needs in the future. Sure, the company could sell them some shit today and make a little bit of money now, or we could be truthful with them and make a far bigger and more significant sale in the future.

    When this happens on a large scale, the whole economy benefits. Resources end up being allocated far better, and the resulting systems actually do help improve productivity. Contrast this to America today, however. With MBAs running the show, we end up with trickery being used to sell useless products that don't provide any tangible benefits. That's why we see the daily Slashdot stories of some software system implementation project being millions upon millions of dollars over budget, and then often just discarded in the end. This misuse of resources harms the entire economy, and is what allows third-world nations like India and China to pull ahead of America.

    1. Re:You must be an MBA. by jpapon · · Score: 2

      Why would you post something so well written as AC? You clearly point out the great fallacy of modern capitalism; that maximizing short-term profits allocates resources in the most efficient way. People have been told for so long that the free market finds the most efficient way to allocate resources that they fail to see how going after short term gains results in massive waste in the economy.

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    2. Re:You must be an MBA. by Bigby · · Score: 1

      Short term gains aren't because of capitalism or free markets. They are because of public company SEC filing requirements trickled down to business departments. You typically don't see private companies looking short-term because the owners are actually running the company.

      And the SEC does not breed capitalism or free markets.

    3. Re:You must be an MBA. by ShnowDoggie · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I would mod up the A/C.

    4. Re:You must be an MBA. by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      You're probably right, the public equities market would work so much better if companies never had to report their financial health in public, could report different numbers to different people, could front run news and insider trade with impunity.

      If you want to return to the 1920s, when the only people who knew what the hell they were buying and had access to a real, transparent market were a few hundred people on Manhattan island, you might want to consider hanging around one of the new Chinese exchanges...

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  17. Re:Hollywood Science by Charcharodon · · Score: 2
    That's because we are smarter than everyone else.

    While I was attending University of Missouri, Columbia we had to take accessment exams and every year the engineering department would stomp on everyone else in EVERY catagory including the ones they were supposed to be good at.

    And yes it drives me nuts to watch movies. Almost to the point where to enjoy a movie, with a lot of technical elements I need to have a beer or five so I don't nit pick.

    The only things smarter than an engineer is a technician (I happen to be both). Engineers may know all the math, but they usually have no practical hand on and have a nasty habit of designing things that are half impossible to repair.

    "WHY would it every break I'm a very smart engineer"

    To which the tech responds: "You are a fucking moron. You put the part (that "never" breaks every 6-18months) behind three other parts and an access panel for absolutley no reason, when there was plenty of space to mount it where I could fix it in five minutes instead of 6 hours.

  18. Hewlett Packard by Bloodwine77 · · Score: 4, Informative

    HP is a great example of a company founded by engineers and later ran in to the ground by MBAs.

    1. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hear, hear

    2. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. They had a great model, "The HP Way", which was based on the way the founders like to treat people and be treated. Bill and Dave were both engineers and built the company up to be a major international by encouraging everyone in the company to both co-operate and work for self-improvement - exactly as they had done themselves. They recognised the importance of their management in knowing the product field they were involved in and understanding the culture of creativity and job security needed for long term success. The company's slide began when they started to appoint to senior positions from outside the company - and outside the engineering field - resulting in the dilution of the HP ethic and outsourcing the engineering and manufacturing functions which had driven their innovation and growth historically. Sadly this has happened with so many western companies that we have a deficit of home-grown talent in anything other than managerialism (of which we have a surfeit). Sadly, "management" has been the real growth business of the last 30 years. The Chinese are welcome to all the MBA graduates they want.

    3. Re:Hewlett Packard by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      HP is a great example of a company founded by engineers and later ran in to the ground by MBAs.

      I think IBM is another case study in the making (again).

      IBM began as a marketing-focused company (very early) and as it moved into the computer age acquired a strong (as in world-leading) engineering component while maintaining the market focus. Through the 70s and 80s, with the strong leadership of the Watsons gone, the market and engineering focus was replaced by bean counter optimization because IBM owned an unshakable monopoly and it was the most effective way to exploit that monopoly. The combination of (primarily) the PC revolution and (to a lesser degree) anti-trust litigation broke that monopoly and left IBM drowning in red ink.

      Louis Gerstner came in and restored IBMs customer focus, increased investment in engineering and built a capable business & engineering services business. He put the company back on track and rebuilt its brand around a services-centric model that gave customers a one-stop shop for hardware, software and the services (business and technical) to make it go. When he left and Sam Palmisano took over, IBM began a long, gradual slide towards an MBA-driven company. Though IBM does still maintain one of the largest research divisions in the world, and employs a lot of brilliant people, researchers are increasingly facing demands that their work be quickly translatable into near-term profitable products, which (perhaps surprisingly to MBA types) is killing the profitability of their work. The accountants have been focused on achieving profits through cost reductions for a decade now, starting with reducing employee expenses through a wide variety of methods that have made IBM an increasingly unpleasant place to work.

      Meanwhile, IBM's approach to growing the business is increasingly one of buying successful young software companies and marketing their products hard through IBM's extensive sales network while putting minimal, if any, effort into product enhancement. What little product improvement/development effort IBM continues is increasingly being pushed offshore. As various offshore organizations gradually build up the skills to be truly competent and useful, IBM has discovered their prices also rise so the MBA response has been to push out to other, lower-cost locations. With India now "too expensive", IBM is pushing more work off to South America, Eastern Europe and lower-cost areas of Asia -- and in doing so moving right back into the the problems that early offshoring efforts into India had with the added bonus of much more significant language barriers than existed in India.

      Over and over again, the pattern of business in IBM today is micro-optimization of balance sheets, extreme focus on quarterly earnings and declining focus on the actions that are productive long-term: Developing customer relationships and creating compelling products.

      Much of the discussion here has been on the conflict between marketing and development, but that misses the mark entirely. MBAs are not marketers. They don't know how to sell. They're all about business process optimization and financial optimization. Those are good things, but they're good for eking out marginal improvements in business effectiveness. They're a useful adjunct to the business components that REALLY matter -- making stuff to sell, and selling it. But when they begin to dominate, it's a problem.

      Is IBM's current myopia going to cause it to fail? Almost certainly not. The micro-optimization and the buy-and-harvest approaches are currently working in the sense of growing revenues and profits. But the micro-optimization is just about played out, and customers are getting wise to the buy-and-harvest approach and becoming less willing to buy IBM. So IBM is heading towards a period of stagnation, at least, and serious decline at worst. The company is too big to die, though, and employes too many smart people, so what's going to happen is that

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    4. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the key issues IMO is the failure to distinguish "management" from "leadership".

      Managers are not leaders, but some leaders are managers. Likewise for engineers, marketers or coal miners. Andrew Carnegie was a telegraph operator.

      What companies fail to do today is recognize, encourage and empower leaders. The Management == MBA phenomenon is just as flawed as the widely-derided testing for promotion that was once the rage in Civil Service.

    5. Re:Hewlett Packard by yoha · · Score: 2

      if by "into the ground", you mean a $75 billion company and one of the 100 largest in the world, then yes, you are correct, deep into the ground.

    6. Re:Hewlett Packard by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      you and I have different definitions of "ran into the ground"

      and heathkit would be a good example of engineers not knowing shit about sales and marketing

    7. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former HPer, I worked under Lew Platt and Carly... Lew may not have had the swagger of a rock star like Carly, but he knew how to build great products even if they were ugly. Todays HP is nothing but badge engineered crap with almost no innovation behind it. Mark Hurd was at least a step in the right direction. yes, he is a bean counter, but at least he let the engineers design product. Ross Perot was right about that giant sucking sound. Is there truly an American Built car?

    8. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he doesn't mean the HP that merely makes money. He means the HP that makes money while it also researches, innovates, invents, manufactures to superb standards of quality, supports customers, is beloved by those who work there, and respected by competitors. That HP. That's the HP that MBAs (and other forms of bad management) drove into the ground.

    9. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I sure as hell won't buy an HP product.

    10. Re:Hewlett Packard by ibmjones · · Score: 1

      To be fair, that happened after they fired the CEO with the MBA. :)

    11. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a very cogent analysis of what's been happening in IBM, and I agree with every word. I could cite many examples of short-sighted penny-pinching from my own experience, most of which had (and will have) negative consequences down the line. Screw the travel budget into the ground enough that developers don't want to visit customers because traveling is a pain. Cut the education budget into non-existence. Stop handing out awards for exceptional work. You'd think these people actively want a demotivated workforce. It's very sad to be going in this direction.

    12. Re:Hewlett Packard by cloudsinmycoffee · · Score: 1

      I think I also read that IBM along with another group of formerly American companies has at last decided to 'detach' from being a purely American concern.

    13. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at IBM, generally agree with the topic, but have to say this post is just incorrect in so many ways.

      IBM is still expanding in India and China, although costs are growing there. I'm not in management, but I believe growth there is now being driven by the fact the home markets in those areas are growing quickly as well, so it's less outsourcing now than having employees where the growth is.

      IBM has focused slightly less on pure research, but still spends >6 billion a year in R&D, and leads the world in patents. Financially, you'd be hard pressed to find a time the company was in better shape.

      It might not be the best time to be a US-based employee of IBM, but I think you might want to find a different example to support your thesis. IBM has adopted fairly well to the changing times.

      BTW, I obviously don't speak for IBM. Nobody tells me anything :)

    14. Re:Hewlett Packard by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup, I've seen this firsthand in a different high-margin industry. The bean-counters will take a product with a 500% markup and try to eek 5% off the costs of manufacture. Then suddenly they start having supply problems, and that means lost sales. Those sales would have had a 500% markup (whoops - make that 505%). But, the defective products are 5% cheaper to throw away.

      A bean-counter will put in jeopardy a million dollar profit to save a few dollars, unless you can quantify the risk of losing the sale. There is never such a thing as "enough" for them, but sooner or later you can't cut any more without the whole thing coming crashing down.

    15. Re:Hewlett Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon is a great example of a company founded by an MBA, run by MBAs and still growing at 34-36% per year, even now it's a $40Bn company.

      MBAs are not per se bad things or bad people - harness them well and they manage/lead/grow companies very well. They are certainly not 'bean-counters' in general.

      But like all mass generalisations you get 'good' ones and 'bad' ones. Blaming MBA graduates is like blaming 'the management' and is a sweepingly poor generalisation that can't really be answered. And when you blame them for outsourcing to Asia - if companies in general hadn't started to do that, they would now be dead. The companies that refused to consider it, or were strong armed by the unions, were in general then driven into the ground by strong competition from Asia - because, with all other things equal (and they have some very bright innovative people over there now), lower labour costs will give you a more competitive business, if only because you can afford to sell your products/services more cheaply.

      Having said all that, the problem is that engineers are now silo-ed and compartmentalised, like many people in businesses. The great leaders tend to be generalists - you can be both good at engineering and have a sound business head. Doing just one - either the archetypal pointy headed MBA manager or bespectacled geek, will give you weakness in your overall outlook compared to someone who can wear both hats.

    16. Re:Hewlett Packard by swillden · · Score: 1

      I recently left IBM, after spending the last 15 years there. When I joined the company it was a great place to work, and I saw very little short-sighted decisionmaking. Over the years it went downhill, though, until I finally got fed up with all of it and jumped ship (and I was slow... virtually everyone I worked with wised up years before I did). You're right that IBM is still strong financially, but I maintain that they're just riding the wave of good decisions made in the past, and that the current crop of decisions are going to catch up with them. You're also right that IBM still spends a lot on R&D, but I saw firsthand the effects of the increased "profit focus" on the nature and depth of the R&D work being done by my friends in Somers and Zurich. I also have no doubt that unless there's a change in leadership, as soon as the financial situation starts to seriously tighten up, IBM will begin cutting R&D, because that's how SJP thinks.

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  19. Exactly by definate · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Company problems are like people problems, sometimes there's a systematic reason, other times it's completely down to the individual and the circumstance.

    While you've focused more on the personal skills that many geeks lack, you're also missing that many geeks don't seem to understand how difficult running a business, really is. Even small businesses. There's so many things going on, so many things out of your control, so many people you rely on, and so many unintuitive "systems", which are really hard to get a grasp on.

    The worst companies I personally know of, that I have worked for, or with, are run by engineers/scientists.

    While there is something to be said for the executives having been in that industry, there's also a lot to be said for people with outside perspective, and a fuck load to be said for people who understand how businesses run. The article has said MBA's, but I take that more to mean accounting/management/finance/economics professionals, so MBA's/CA/CPA/CFA/* all in one bag. It's condescending to suggest that this is due to "MBA's", and the real discussion seems to be one of "short-term balance sheet driven management" versus "long-term" and or "non-balance sheet driven management".

    Well, short-term versus long-term versus some mix of both, has and continues to be, one of the most debated topics amogst "MBA's". To suggest that somehow they don't understand this, is absurd. Hell, the very fact that Bob Lutz is writing about it, shows this is absurd, since he is in fact one of those "MBA" people.

    Oh well, for those who haven't read the the Business Week article, I recommend it. It really gets to the heart of his story. The TIME one, not so much.

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    1. Re:Exactly by Tridus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it actually is about MBAs. Accounting professionals for example bring a useful skill: accounting.

      MBAs are the people who are good at nothing in particular and generally exist to get in the way of the people who actually produce.

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    2. Re:Exactly by Almost-Retired · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Having worked under 2 people that went on to become MBA's and having knew them both before and after, both of those people lost their humanity and their ability to see that there was more than one way to get the cat skinned by getting a degree. One so much so that the owner came in and had the sheriff escort him from the building. There were rumors the books didn't balance either.

      A good manager trusts those to whom he gives responsibility, and is willing to discuss ways of achieving the common goal. Once the degree was awarded, neither one was ever again approachable on matters that at times included legal responsibilities the government licensing agencies assigned to my job title.

      IMO we either need to change the MBA curriculum, or just declare a bounty on MBA's.

      Cheers, Gene

    3. Re:Exactly by tjb · · Score: 1

      The worst companies I personally know of, that I have worked for, or with, are run by engineers/scientists.

      I was about to come in and say this. Engineering run companies can be very, very dysfunctional. I spent 5 years at one, where we turned a profit for all of one quarter during that time while having the highest R&D per revenue expenditures of any publicly listed company. It was, in retrospec, not a good situation for anybody - sure, I got to play around on some cool projects, but the lack of profits meant that there were occasional mass layoffs and eventually the place was forced to merge with an even more dysfunctional (but larger) engineering-run company that couldn't turn a profit and now neither of those companies exists in any recognizable form.

      When I left to go to Texas Instruments, it was a world of difference. Yes, it was bureaucratic and slow moving and I didn't get to play around on cool projects that would never justify the expense, but at least we made profits. Every quarter, like clockwork, sometimes more, sometimes less, but we made money. Eventually, the group I worked with there was sold to another company (and later disbanded because that company was in a world of shit financially in 2008, I hold nothing against them for that decision) but that sort of stability was kind of nice in a boring sort of way while it lasted.

    4. Re:Exactly by Ensign+Nemo · · Score: 1

      Examples on both sides.
        A counter example; HP.
          It used to be run by the engineers. Then 'proper' management took over. Now look at it.

    5. Re:Exactly by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I've got another counter example: Intel.

      Most of the time I worked there, it was run by Craig Barrett, an engineer. The company did all kinds of stupid stuff under him: expanded way too fast, got involved in way too many things (like keyboards, mice, crappy digital cameras), adopted the Netburst/P4 architecture which caused them to yield tech leadership to much-smaller AMD for a while, adopted exorbitantly overpriced RAMBUS memory which made their products totally uncompetitive with AMD's DDR offerings, etc.

      Their Israeli unit made a really nice CPU architecture, however, but they didn't want to sell that as a desktop CPU, because it'd hurt sales of their power-guzzling P4 that everyone was abandoning for Athlon. Finally, Craig stepped aside and Paul Otellini took over, the Core series microarchitecture was adopted, lots of useless business units were shed, and Intel's been doing much, much better.

    6. Re:Exactly by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      you say 'how businesses run' as though it some kind of axiomatic thing that cannot or should not change.

      'how businesses run' is largely based on a world full of emotionally driven yet insecure people with entitlement attitudes about respect. Herein lies the problem. the MBAs expect the engineers to produce a thing solely based on their(compared to the engineers anyway) limited technical understanding that results in adequate time and resource; a thing that has to comply with the apparent (to marketing teams living in their own fantasy worlds) wishes of consumers that cheapen the product to the point of worthlessness...and MBAs wonder why engineers have what they arrogantly call 'negativity.' The problem is that it's not about positive/negative dichotomies.. It's about the conflict between managements' and engineers' understanding of what is and what is possible. good engineers are trained/taught/inclined to see things objectively. that's how they can do their jobs well. in contrast, most MBAs' technical objectivity was taught in childhood by hollywood.

      In technical markets, it is critical that management have some clue about the technical realities that define the limits and possibilities of the products they sell. That means some of them need to come from technical backgrounds. yes, that means that arrogant harvard business grads need to deal with nerdish peers telling them when they're wrong instead of wishing them away to the lower echelons of middle management.

    7. Re:Exactly by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      sorry I meant *inadequate time and resource"

    8. Re:Exactly by definate · · Score: 1

      In my experience, almost everyone who is an MBA, comes from a finance/accounting background, the other few who aren't, have some background in engineering/etc.

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    9. Re:Exactly by mgblst · · Score: 1

      MBA's just give out opinions, without providing any actual specifics, much like your post. You ahd the chance to say something interesting, for example what your 2 example did wrong, but didn't.

    10. Re:Exactly by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      When those MBA's occupy the GM's office, their insistence on micro-managing is quite simply a huge roadblock in the way. Because they think like Sears, accounts payable don't get paid for at least 6 months, and in order for me to keep a half a million in equipment in working condition, I was forced to order parts, some of which are several thousand a copy, COD. Guess who caught hell when a 20 pound package walked in the front door & needed a $7k check on the spot?

      My point when I called the owner (we are still good friends even though I retired in 2002) over one particular chewing out was that they hired me to do a job, and this jerk was preventing it. He threatened to fire me for insubordination at one point, a move that backfired because he was the one who got fired.

      Unlike most tv broadcast CE's, who are good organizers but likely packers and shippers, sending the broken cameras and such back to the manufacturer for service, I am a C.E.T. and very little went out of house for repairs, including optical stuff. And because I was trouble shooting to the part/design level, I would fix something the makers way twice, the 3rd time it got fixed right. More than one well known makers high priced design engineer has been told the best part of him ran down his mothers leg on my watch.

      Yes, I have a reputation for being difficult to folks who think that I can walk on water, and will do it again & make everything work, but I can't do it without the parts that wear out, bend, break or blow. I also have a reputation for being right about things technical when I have dug deeper into the circuit than the designer did when he left unused input gates of a quad NAND gate chip floating. And I have been doing it for a long time (62 years now, I'll be 77 this fall) on an 8th grade education.

      The most famous place I have left fingerprints is in the tv cameras that worked well on the US Navies Trieste, which went down into the mohole (37k+ feet deep in the Pacific Ocean) in Feb. 1960. I was the lowly bench tech at Oceanographic Engineering that helped build those cameras.

  20. The real problem with business school by Z8 · · Score: 2

    Most of the posts will probably be "yeah MBAs don't contribute anything" versus "engineers are geeks who can't communicate". In reality MBAs working for companies usually know what the company does in detail, and there are plenty of engineers who can communicate.

    It's still an issue though, because the opportunity cost of learning about "business" is less learning about something else. According to this article,

    Business majors spend less time preparing for class than do students in any other broad field, according to the most recent National Survey of Student Engagement: Nearly half of seniors majoring in business say they spend fewer than 11 hours a week studying outside class. In their new book, Academically Adrift: Limited Learning on College Campuses, the sociologists Richard Arum and Josipa Roksa report that on a national test of writing and reasoning skills, business majors had the weakest gains during the first two years of college. And when business students take the GMAT, the entry examination for M.B.A. programs, they score lower than do students in every other major.

    The rise of MBAs is also tied to the rise of finance. Most people agree that the US funneled too many resources into the finance sector, which then just destroyed them. Instead of designing more complicated mortgage securities, those physicists could have been doing physics. Although "managing" doesn't necessarily have to be about finance, most business schools spent a lot of time teaching their students about CAPM and Black-Scholes. (If you don't know what these mean, good for you!)

    But of course business schools are not a fixed target. Most have reacted to the financial crisis and are now, for instance, emphasizing globalization and how to work in multiple countries. Time will tell I guess if this path is any better.

    Personally, I think the biggest damage is done by the outlook that most MBA programs teach. Instead of thinking that your company's goal is to build the best vacuum or whatever, you learn that the goal is to maximize shareholder value, and that gaming the system is what everyone is doing. Over the long run, countries probably don't want too many of those people in charge.

    1. Re:The real problem with business school by SomeKDEUser · · Score: 2

      To have a successful start-up, you need a good product, to convince people that your product is good, and to sell it for a profit.

      To have a successful industry, you need to do that repeatedly. This means realising that you must also invent the next good product, the next-next and be ready for the next big technological shift.

      This means that your engineers, are your most valuable medium-turn asset, and your research department, with engineers-scientists you most valuable long-term asset. Of course sales and marketing are your most valuable short-term asset.

      Combining all these requires good management. Management is the secret sauce: it must understand that long, medium and short term are all important. A clever way of making this work is to have management not part of the structure, but rather a service: you have a project, get a manager from the managing department: he is there to listen, prioritise, smooth differences among coworkers, understand how to get assistance/support from the other department. At the end of the project, he goes back to the pool.

      Who would "run" such a company? I don't know. A board of directors, I expect, picked to represent all divisions and services. A bunch of C*O to give the general direction. The point is, however, a company does not really need to be run: I expect people would come to work in such an organisation because they would get to do what they do best and be happy about it. Without countless layers of management, pay would be better than average, and the "top" would be close enough to the "bottom" to understand what is going on.

  21. Firing the MBAs... by ehynes · · Score: 1

    is interesting advice coming from and MBA.

  22. MBA Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is just my take on things, my opinion. The way things used to be, one joined a company, gave 30 years to it, and retired in peace. Thanks to the MBA Mentality, that doesn't happen anymore. People have always hungered for security in life; secure marriage (or relationship), stability, and secure careers. That went out the window back in the 70's, when Managers with MBA's decided the 'little people' were interchangeable/disposable. Take a loyal good employee with two months left to retire, and boot him out the door. The company saves money, it's more for the shareholders, the Manager who conceived that gets a huge bonus. The guy who got let go? (shrug) Hey, it's a tough world out there. Survival of the fittest.

    The so-called Cult of Management (I'm Management, you're expendable) has crippled more businesses and employees than anything else.

    1. Re:MBA Solutions by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's why I celebrated when I heard my boss died?

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  23. Not true by t'mbert · · Score: 2

    Yeah right dude, Steve Jobbs certainly knows nothing about marketing.

    Let's face it, the best tech companies out there are run by tech guys.

    Bob Lutz is dead-on. Several companies I've worked for were run by the sales guys, and they ran the businesses into the ground by focusing on short-term profits and allowing their products to languish and eventually become irrelevant. They failed to see that investing in good technology and having a vision would ultimately give you an even larger market share. Just like Apple and John Sculley. Sure he got the company back on solid ground, but he couldn't maintain it because he wasn't a visionary tech guy. When they brought Jobbs back again, we all got iPods, iPhones, Macbook Airs and iPads. The PC world has been transformed, and Apple's market cap exceeds Microsoft's.

    1. Re:Not true by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Yeah right dude, Steve Jobbs certainly knows nothing about marketing.

      Let's face it, the best tech companies out there are run by tech guys.

      The problem with your premise is that Steve Jobs is not a tech guy. He's one of those management types who practices 'disruptive management' and regularly throws wrenches in the development cycle. Which has worked out for Jobs because he's good at it, and stays fairly close to the people who are the actual tech types.

    2. Re:Not true by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      More specifically (in my opinion), Apple is a company that lets people do their jobs. Business people run the business; engineers design the products; marketers make people want to buy the products. From the outside looking in, at least, Apple does not appear to be a company where one group has power over the other. They each do their specialized role and trust the other parts to do theirs, all towards the visions (as you discuss) that's laid out by upper management. In my opinion, when a company has the balance of those three facets of a company shift towards one of them, the company is doomed to fail. Bean counters in power will slowly result in products that suck that people don't want. Engineers in power will slowly result in products consumers don't care about and bad business. Marketers in power will result in shitty "design by focus group" products. In the short term, any one of those approaches may be good (which is why so many companies think the business people should make the decisions - because, on paper, it seems to be a great idea for the next business quarter) but, in the long term, the way to make an exceptionally successful company, it requires a balance between the three facets where each allows the other to do their thing. Apple, in my opinion, is a great example of a company doing that.

    3. Re:Not true by lucm · · Score: 1

      > The PC world has been transformed, and Apple's market cap exceeds Microsoft's.

      Of course market capitalization is an indicator of success and sound business value based on product quality and nothing else. Ask anyone who invested in Enron, Nortel or Bre-X.

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    4. Re:Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you institutionalize the approach with either engineering or MBAism you are dead. Use both but focus on neither.

    5. Re:Not true by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      In defense of sales guys, I know at least one who constantly pushes for beefing up the engineering team at the expense of the sales team. The mostly engineering based management pushes back. Why does he do this? Twofold.

      • More development makes for an easier product to sell and more commissions.
      • Less salesguys means less competition for him and more commissions.

      Anyway, not every sales guys conflicts with engineering, only the shitty ones that don't know how to communicate and thus sell a product well.

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    6. Re:Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs is a 1 in a million type of person though. If you had a tech guy like Jobs who is as market savvy, design savvy, and artistic as Jobs is (I'm not ignoring the contribution of everyone else at Apple, it's just that Steve Jobs really is good at a lot of things), then your company will do well with a tech guy at the top.

  24. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you're too young to remember this, but in America in the 1950s and 1960s engineers and scientists did run the show. They discussed technical matters with each other, and they all knew when bullshit was being spewed. They'd call one another out on such bullshit, and it was often enough to ruin business dealings by trying to bullshit the other party.

    Business dealings then were being conducted by parties who were equally knowledgeable, rather than today, where business dealings are between parties who are completely ignorant.

  25. Lutz more right than wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Consistently in this world, inferior products with better marketing win over superior products." So how did Japan's superior quality autos displace Detroit crap in the 1970s and 1980s -- sometimes even at higher prices? And, don't tell us that a competent MBA can sell an inferior product. "(GM CEO from 1981 to 1990, Roger) Smith spent virtually his entire professional career working for General Motors. Born in Columbus, Ohio, USA, Smith earned his bachelor degree in business administration at the University of Michigan in 1947, and his MBA at the University of Michigan Business School in 1953." Undoubtedly Smith was held in high regard by the other MBA on the GM board. Yet, "Smith's tenure is commonly viewed as a failure, as GM's share of the US market fell from 46% to 35%, and as it took on considerable debt causing it to lapse close to bankruptcy in the early 1990s.[1][2] As a result, CNBC has called Smith one of the "Worst American CEOs of All Time".[3] (from Roger Smith entry in Wikipedia).

    1. Re:Lutz more right than wrong by Guppy · · Score: 1

      "Consistently in this world, inferior products with better marketing win over superior products." So how did Japan's superior quality autos displace Detroit crap in the 1970s and 1980s -- sometimes even at higher prices?

      After reading the article, I'd have to say Lutz's view of car quality prioritized big impressive engines and macho styling, while poo-poohing things like fuel economy and environmental concerns. Hence he would consider the Japanese autos to be an inferior product.

  26. What about..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dropping the entire anglo-saxon model ?
    Attack the problem at it's root i say.

  27. Biz management is a skill, but not only one by swb · · Score: 1

    Business management is a worthy set of knowledge and skills, but I think we've reached an unfortunate situation where it's become considered the only skill necessary -- just as Lutz says, the notion that if "if you can measure it, you can manage it" and knowledge and experience of an organization's core specialties are considered unnecessary except at the most superficial level (usually in the 20 minutes or less PowerPoint presentation).

    Worse, it's also badly distracted by the opportunity costs of profit maximization through technical manipulation -- which is really no surprise considering that so many MBAs got an undergrad degree in "business" with its relentless focus on technical details like balance sheets and finance mechanisms and measurements of marketing success. The MBA itself with its even greater technical focus on areas like finance and accounting seems to breed legions of people who think that given the data, they can understand anything.

    That being said, those are worthy skills -- but how can you manage an organization that makes widgets if you don't understand widgets? I'd like to see an MBA program that won't admit anyone who doesn't have an undergrad degree in *something else*.

  28. Pharmaceutical Industry Next by methano · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For 25 years I've watched as the same thing has happened to the pharmaceutical industry. It's just a few years behind the automobile industry. We've largely blamed the MBA's but maybe it's just the natural order of things.

    1) Start an industry
    2) Grow an industry
    3) Get rich (profit)
    4) Get greedy
    5) Collapse

    1. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry Next by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, then we should get ready to watch the collapse of the content industry?

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    2. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry Next by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      You talk in future tense, and that is a basic mistake. We are in fact watching it now, with more and more of the 'content' producers, the source of our art, electing to see if they can make a living without selling their soul to the MAFIAA, where you can sell 10 million cd's and wind up owing the MAFIAA half a million because of their MBA driven creative accounting.

      Cheers, Gene

    3. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry Next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much follows the rise and fall of empires.
      Start and accumulate resources, expand, mature, overextend, become lazy and self-indulgent (eg. Rome, US Xbox generation) and finally decline/destroyed by enemies from without.

    4. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry Next by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Why the future tense? Reality shows are the collapse of the content industry.

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    5. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry Next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is also true of countries and civilizations. The successor is always trying to out do their predecessor. It's not sustainable. History is littered with examples.

    6. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry Next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter

    7. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry Next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're exactly right. It's a natural cycle. Every product, and every industry, becomes obsolete eventually. The trick is to spot which of the up-and-coming companies will replace them.

    8. Re:Pharmaceutical Industry Next by danerthomas · · Score: 1

      For 25 years I've watched as the same thing has happened to the pharmaceutical industry. It's just a few years behind the automobile industry. We've largely blamed the MBA's but maybe it's just the natural order of things. 1) Start an industry 2) Grow an industry 3) Get rich (profit) 4) Get greedy 5) Collapse

      Or to put it in more bucolic terms: 1) Feed the cow 2) Breed the cow 3) Milk the cow 4) Eat the cow

  29. Because Lutz knows how to run a business... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, what person could actually turn around a behemoth like GM from the brink of disaster... oh wait, billions of dollars from the Federal government helped to decide who the winners and losers should be. Sorry Lutz, you don't know the first thing about running a business... let's try the underpants gnomes theory for GM:

    1. Failing car company
    2. Government bailout
    3. Off-load pension obligation to the public
    ????
    5. Profit

    You're a genius!

  30. Understands the problem not the solution... by fooslacker · · Score: 2

    The idea that current management is broken is correct. It's broken because it's not focused on managing companies it's focused on managing stock prices. Unfortunately, IMO, there is so much value in the equity market that major businesses no longer care what they produce or how they produce it as long as they produce stock value along side it. This attitude is a result of a couple of things. First the short term value from investments is worth many times the actual value of the company can produce from real assets/production/sales/fees/etc. Second we've tied executive compensation to stock price through options, grants, incentives, etc. It's not a problem of who is managing the companies it's a problem of incentives and motivations.

    Fixing the problem doesn't necessarily mean putting a geek in charge but instead means altering incentives so they favor long-term profit and sustainable growth (20, 30, 50 years or more) beyond short-term stock bumps. Often engineer personalities get in the way and make them harder to incentivize than the bean counter personalities. Too often the geek only cares about the purity of a solution or the optimization of a process and that makes it difficult to incentivize him to put long-term profit first. Additionally, if the geek you select is flexible enough to not be stuck in the optimization mode then he is going to game the system just like the MBA in favor of stock indicators for his personal compensation. It's not dishonest or wrong it's human nature. You tell your manager what you care about by how you pay them. They in turn work to maximize those items to which their variable compensation is tied.

    The best thing you can do is find good managers (MBAs or Geeks not withstanding) and incentivize them to run the company with the primary goal being long-term sustainable profits. I think more often than not you're going to find this is an MBA type with a compensation package not tied to stock but a smart board will look for the right personality traits, coupled with the right skills, coupled with the right compensation package. The answer is definitely not "just give it to the engineers" however.

    1. Re:Understands the problem not the solution... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

      The idea that current management is broken is correct. It's broken because it's not focused on managing companies it's focused on managing stock prices.

      This. I have been in a position to observe the management decisions of one particular company for the past 25 years (sadly, with little ability to influence said decisions). When the company was young, the top spot was held by someone dedicated to the product. He made long-term investments in product development and customer satisfaction - often with a horizon of 10 years or more. During this time, the company grew steadily.

      Several years ago, the company sold, and is now owned by a publicly held company, although it is maintained internally as a subsidiary. The top spot is held by a typical pure-management guy, with little knowledge of the product. Decisions are made on the basis of improving this quarter's numbers, even if doing so cannibalizes sales from the next quarter. All of the long-term investments have been happily taken advantage of - but no new ones have been made. Important assets are being sold off, because (viewed as profit centers), they do not provide enough ROI.

      The guy cannot understand why growth has totally stopped - in fact, sales are slowly decreasing, as the competition's products continue to development. It's very instructive to watch - also damned depressing...

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    2. Re:Understands the problem not the solution... by taiwanjohn · · Score: 1

      > It's broken because it's not focused on managing companies it's focused on managing stock prices.

      Yup. Nailed it in one sentence. Then nailed it again with the rest, just for good measure. For example:

      > You tell your manager what you care about by how you pay them.

      In the political sphere we hear a lot of talk about the profit motive being the only "realistic" way to shape policy. But clearly it's just as important to look at what kinds of profits/incentives are in play and how they are implemented. And clearly the incentive system (especially on Wall Street) is not working well.

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    3. Re:Understands the problem not the solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. The political arean focuses on the wrong facet of the issue. It's easy to say "no one is worth $100MM / year" but that's a red herring that politicians use to create a class divide and gain votes. In fact in "short term money" they're probably are worth that much they're generating a ton of it but the manner in which they are doing so is reckless and doesn't focus on the "core business" if you will. I don't care if they pay a CEO a billion dollars what I care is how they pay him because that will influence his behavior much more than the number itself. Unfortunately it's easier to sell it to the people with the above sound bite than it is to explain an economic framework of incentives and why they're broken.

    4. Re:Understands the problem not the solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MBA = Money Before All way too much of the time.

  31. Going in circles by trackmeifyoucan · · Score: 1
    Your sentiment is exactly what's seen as the *problem* with American businesses, that Lutz is proposing a solution to.

    You can have the best product in the world, but if no one knows about it, your business will fail.

    Having the best product in the world seemed to have worked well for American businesses in the past.

    1. Re:Going in circles by swalve · · Score: 1

      That's because they generally had the only product in the world. What happened to the auto industry when a cheeky Japanese competitor came to town?

    2. Re:Going in circles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cheeky Japanese competitor with better made, cheaper vehicles, who advertised less than the big three? American auto-makers have picked up in quality in recent years, but the rise of the Japanese had a lot to do with affordable quality.

    3. Re:Going in circles by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

      This is a little understood but very important fact about the post ww2 economic boom in the united states. It wasn't because of Superior products etc. it was mainly due to the fact that we utterly demolished the countries that had the resource and manufacturing to compete or they demolished others(Germany did this to Britain and ussr to a extent.)
      looking at it this way it is little surprise that japan and germany(once the wall fell) started to demolish the u.s. heavy weights that grew out of this 'lack' of competition as soon as they rebuilt their infrastructure and the populace with the needed skills.

  32. Not MBAs.. by MaerD · · Score: 1

    It's not MBAs that are the particular problem here. It's more Dodge v. Ford Motor company and the legacy of that decision. The only goal most corporations have at this point is short term stock price increases or selling the company. Until more focus is placed on long-term outlooks, bad (and sometimes purely unethical) practices will rule corporate america.

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  33. No connection to bussiness by fermion · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think one issue is that the business people have no long term connection to the firm they hired to run. MBAs are often hired guns, there to generate profit for a few years, get compensated, and then they are off. In the best case scenario, they will be there for twenty years, which means all they have to do is push problems back, not solve them. This is what happened to the car industry. The focus, as the incentive generally create in a firm, is this quarters profit and executive pay. This means that worker pay was deferred through outrageous retirement packages. Such things were reasonable because the management that created the problem would be gone by the time the problem was realized. And future management never blames past management becuase they makes them all look incompetatnt. Better to blame the workers that have no real control over anything.

    The other is changing market conditions. In the case of ATT, consumers simply rebeled against the price they had to pay for what became a commodity. It is hard to explain to a young person how much the rate for phone service has fallen. Using a cell phone I can call from anywhere in the continental US to anywhere in the continental US basically for what my parents paid for local calls, inflation adjusted. With Skype out of country calls fell from maybe fifty cents a minute or so to a less than a dime a minute(the countries I call are not on the unlimited plan). ATT revenues has been more than decimated by market forces.

    One thing that did happen in the 70s and 80s, particularly 80s, was the concept that profit was a right and that firms when they employed a certain number of people needed to ongoing bussiness, even if the management was incompentant. This, in effect, removed the incentive for compentant MBAs. As long as a manager has a piece of paper, the firm had done due diligence, and the financial sector, backed by tax payer money, would insure that funding for the incompetent and inefficient firms would be ongoing. The primary negative consequences was that compentent and creative individuals found it harder to get funding, and employess.

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    1. Re:No connection to bussiness by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      The reason AT&T's profits have gone down is that their business model (employ a vast number of people, keep them busy doing work computers and equipment could be doing, then threaten to lay them off unless law-makers continually pass the legislation you write to protect your current revenue streams) falls down in the face other systems which perform the same service for hundreds of a cent on the dollar. It's amazing and a tribute to their selfish nastiness that they've managed to keep things going this long. You could replace their whole company (doing what it does today -- no change in products/services) with a much smaller company after just a short round of automation work. After they modernize the switches (which they'll have to do at some point -- Qwest did it years ago and laid off a huge proportion of their wires guys) they'll be able to reduce even more headcount. Just in time for their business to completely disappear. Nice work, AT&T.

  34. It's not one or the other. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    So, who's hiring the MBAs in the first place?

    And why hasn't a company considered hiring geeks to do this sort of stuff? If it's such a good idea then surely someone somewhere would have experimented and seen how hugely successful this has been.

    I've been involved in companies run by geeks. They don't always understand business. They're very eager to play with new toys but are rubbish at business plans. You need people who understand business *and* innovation.

  35. A lot of MBAs are engineers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm...

    We're actually looking at a false dochotomy here, when it's actually a mixed set. I'm an MBA but I started out as a software engineer with a master's in science and about 50% of the people I studied on my MBA course with had a background in engineering. It just happens to be fashionable to blame MBAs at the moment because of the financial crash, so a lot of people are jumping on the bandwagon.

  36. You can't fix stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem isn't that one skill set is overused. Its that people in general are no longer willing to take responsibility for their actions. Any one especially those with high skill sets are prone to mistakes. Admit them and learn from them. Any degree or training someone may get does not liberate them from stupidity.The universal affliction that affects every rational person no mater race, standing, political stance, etc. The problem is that companies have made an environment of hide your mistakes. So what happens is that the person who, may be dumber than a bag of hammers ends up leading the way. They are stupid, but rewarded because they can hide their mistakes better. Rather the guys that make the big blunders, but figure out how to survive are the ones that should be in charge.

  37. In other words... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    David Brin put it like this in the early '90s:

    "Want to help Russia and America at the same time?
    Send half our lawyers (freedom in both countries will go up.)
    Send half our MBAs (both our economy and theirs will boom.)
    And send half of NASA's managers (America gets a great space program and Russia some good farm labor.)"

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  38. Engineer + MBA combination by mikewas · · Score: 2

    There are a lot of engineers out there who have business credentials too. At my company, a large aerospace company, "working level" engineers mostly have a BS in engineering/science & 2 advanced degrees -- a technical degree and an MBA.

    Engineers still know something that is no longer taught to business majors -- that you have to make decisions for the long term. When you're building systems that cost many millions & must perform for decades you must keep this in mind at every stage of the process -- both business & engineering functions.

    Decades ago this was a part of business majors' education. In management courses, accounting, every course you were taught to always make decisions assuming your firm is an on-going concern. Now business students are taught to extract as much money as possible in the least amount of time and get out. Think short term and eventually you'll destroy enough companies that that you no longer have anyplace to invest ... and the "wealth" that you have amassed is worthless. This same thinking has spread to government & investors.

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  39. +5, Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    insight n. - clear or deep perception of a situation

    Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales

    Perhaps +5 Flamebait/troll would work as well.

  40. Lutz was correct on something? by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    Lutz drove GM into the ground, though it was headed that way anyhow. So it's a colossal surprise to hear him say something right. But then again, he's only half right. He's not identifying what MBAs actually do to help (which is formidable -- the shoe-maker can't make the right decisions about consumer desires or about management choices on human levels), and he's not pointing to the right areas where they're destroyed American businesses -- the quest for short-term growth over long and even mid-term gain.

    Thus is is said that even a blind squirrel finds half a nut some days.

  41. Short Term Obsession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an MBA engineer, I have seen too many MBA graduates drive down corporations, tiny one and huge ones. Yet, I cannot blame them alone. The root of the problem is the short term focus of the investors. Capitalism is failing. Enterprises that are controlled or subsidized by heavy, inefficient government are winning because they are forced to consider the long term. I see it in Europe, Canada, and China. It pisses me off, but raw capitalism does NOT work.

  42. The problem is shortsightedness by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    And the allmighty shareholder value.

    And as long as execs only have this in their mind, companies will be bled dry and wasted. I wouldn't say that engineers should run companies. I'm an engineer and I would probably not be much more successful at running a business than the locust MBAs that run them today, just for different reasons. I would probably fail to produce a profitable product, striving for the perfect tool rather than keeping my eye on the cost.

    Execs today have a different problem with the way they run a company. They don't even care what gets produced, or even whether something gets produced. Their eye is on the stock market and how to push the shareholder value up. And the perversion is that this is easiest done by doing exactly the opposite of producing: Firing people. Lay off half your staff and your SHV goes through the roof. And for good reason, it does actually push your revenue in the short term since you save on staff expenses (and for most companies this is a really big cost position). The drawback is that with fewer people you can usually also only produce less, or at least of lower quality. The times when you could save on staff by automatizing or streamlining production are past. We're automated and streamlined nearly perfectly in most areas. Firing people today means that certain work simply will not get done.

    But this will not show until later, and for now it is beneficial for the shareholder value. The perversion is that it is the sensible thing to do if you want your company to survive. Because if you don't, your stock price will drop and it will become trivial for a "slimmer" company (that did fire its staff) to swallow you. This is, btw, the way a lot of these companies survived until today. They laid off their productive staff, pumped their value and swallowed up companies that actually did produce (and hence didn't lay off stafff, and hence were "cheap" to get because their stocks accordingly dropped). And that game got repeated, the productive staff was fired, the shareholder value went up, another productive company was devoured. And so on.

    The problem is that today almost only the locusts are left over. And it's quite useless if they ate one another, since they're all just husks and shells, filled with administrative staff that don't really produce much anymore.

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    1. Re:The problem is shortsightedness by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      actually, shareholders are SCREWED by companies today. The ones coming out ahead are the execs. They break up companies and make sure that they get their money. What is needed is to return to the days when execs are not allowed to own regular stock. What is needed is a new type of stock that is ONLY owned by ALL employees and can only be sold back to the company. When bonuses are paid, it is paid to that stock and everybody gets it based on that. What this does is push companies back to bonus/dividends over a LONG PERIOD OF TIME, rather than artificial run-ups of stock values.

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    2. Re:The problem is shortsightedness by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      What we need is to get managers who are interested in the wellbeing of a company, that's already enough. Ford was allegedly not the best man to work for, but he did care about his company. Why? Because it was HIS company. He built it. It was his baby. The "pump it, dump it" management is what is driving our companies into the ground. The "founding generation" of managers cared for their companies, mostly because they themselves built it. I'm pretty sure if Ford, Siemens or Krupp could see what's done to their companies today, they'd fire those managers. Out of a howitzer.

      Note that these people were certainly not the dream person to work for, and on the surface they were probably not much better men to work for than the current generation of managers. But these people wanted to produce! They wanted to make goods to sell them, that was the game they're in. They didn't want to game the market or pump the share value shortsightedly so they could retire early. They wanted their company to succeed. And that's what's missing today. Current management doesn't give half a shit about their company. If they could get a quick buck by driving it into bankruptcy deliberately, they'd do so without thinking twice.

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    3. Re:The problem is shortsightedness by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Could not agree more. THat is why I push the idea of employee stock that is all that employees, including execs, can own. With that approach, the ONLY thing that they get is if the company is held together for a long, long time. IOW, they get future bonus/dividend if they help vote in decent managers. We need to remove the incentives for execs to break up companies.

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    4. Re:The problem is shortsightedness by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How do you want to combat "pump and dump" strategies where employees (of any level) try to hype up the stock value and get rid of them in time before the whole crap comes down? Also, the incentive to sell the company is even higher with such a model, since the moment the stock market gets wind of a company being sold the stock starts to soar.

      But the idea itself sounds good, I just think the angle is a bit off. What we'd need is some incentive where they get money from the company for as long as the company is doing well, without the option to sell off those benefits. Think of it as some sort of retirement fund, the bonus is being paid 30 years in the future, depending on how the company is doing.

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    5. Re:The problem is shortsightedness by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      None of the employees or execs are allowed to own regular sold stock. This is stock available ONLY to the employees and is not available to the general public. IOW, pump/dump or break it up, has not use to the employees/execs. This model takes it back to pre-reagan (i.e. no regular stock by execs), but still leaves an avenue for employees/execs to share into profits. This actually drives companies back to long-term profits, rather than short-term stock run-ups.

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  43. It's happenng to healthcare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I see the same thing in healthcare. A hot stroke intervention is considered the same as flipping a burger. Add in the new Health (whatever) Management degrees which are pumping out armies of people who don't really understand IT, facility operations, clinical needs, etc. and yet are hailed as the coming saviours, and you have a recipe for disaster. Advice is being sought from the likes of Accenture (formerly known as Arthur Andersen, the people who said Enron was a-okay), zealous kanban is applied to the supply chain (in spite of the recent earthquake/tsunami's proof of what it could do to a nursing unit with an interrupted supply of syringes, etc), everything is being LEANed (without any concern for the lost redundancies that lead to the new efficiencies), etc.

    But, one of the greatest tools that these types have is the ability to make the numbers say whatever they want. No matter how badly they screw up, they can produce a spreadsheet or chart that screams success. And when it all falls down, they are already gone to another "project" (or organization). Their success is on file, and it's considered a question of competency for the sustainment teams that they can't take a gold plated turd and crank out the savings promised by their vendor pals.

    Do I sound disgusted? I am.

  44. I have an MBA, and highly question its value by bstarrfield · · Score: 1

    Let me first admit that I have an MBA from Michigan. I went to business school as it had been quite apparent in my tech career that the folks in finance, operations, and sales were absolutely clobbering the IT staff in terms of salary, work conditions, and being able to work more-or-less safely past age 40. Yes, I know a few very wealthy tech personnel who made it from stock options, but I know far, far more wealthy people who made their fortunes producing nothing of value, shuffling imaginary wealth from system to system.

    In business school you don't really learn about business administration - you don't learn how to lead people, how to innovate, how to manage. You primarily learn about how to extract as much money as possible from every single process. You learn about how to shift inventory allocation systems to minimize taxes, you learn how to maximize bonuses to executives by playing with the balance sheet, you learn the glories of outsourcing jobs to enhance the all-holy shareholder value. Yes, there are exceptions in the coursework - namely operations and economics - but most of the time you simply learn how to become one of the poetical Hollow Men.

    MBAs have done such enormous damage to the Western world that its a wonder that the business schools haven't been burned to the ground. Outsourcing, fees for baggage on planes, value meals, all sorts of nonsense dreamt up to earn a last bit of profit, damn the effects as those won't show up on your balance sheet. MBAs are taught to be amoral, to basically ignore anything other than shuffling money around. Business school needs to return to teaching students that businesses are part of the community, that business leaders have a responsibility to their customers, employees, and countries. MBAs need to focus on managing people and businesses, not just learning how to play accounting games. Compensation for MBAs needs to be tied to long-term corporate performance, not quarterly results. And business school faculty should be forced to work in a factory, or a store, or an airplane, whatever, for a few weeks a year to understand how businesses actually make money - not through games, but through the actions of the line employees who get the work done.

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  45. Balance and selection bias by belthize · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't engineer vs MBA, the problem is where they end up in the corporate structure. A health company will have a mix of MBA's and engineers throughout their management structure, the two play off each ether to achieve a good balance of technically and financially sound decisions.

    Sadly there's a selection bias towards MBA's for upper management positions so over time older organizations become MBA top heavy and they fail as they're out competed by technically superior companies.

    Younger start up type organizations have an inverse distribution and tend to be engineer top heavy, they frequently make technically superior products that still fail for financial reasons.

  46. If you let the engineers run the show... by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...you end up with GIMP

    1. Re:If you let the engineers run the show... by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      People like bitching about the GIMP, but neglect to consider how few man hours a week are spent on developing it. If you could get MBAs to build something as useful as the GIMP for close to $0 or even at a theoretical cost of the sum of hours invested by its developers, then I would be impressed.

      I used to write a lot of open source, I did great things in 5 hours a week even though I was a 19 year old moron. So efficient, no schedule or deliverables, if you figure out how to do something useful, you just do it. Sure, we weren't giving every user what they needed, but we were giving some users, some of what they needed which was amazing considering the resources we had. This is GIMP, not even close to being as good as photoshop, but still useful for a good many tasks and completely free. Oh, and Photoshop's UI is a pig too, just the engineering is so impressive that artists are willing to spend months learning it.

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    2. Re:If you let the engineers run the show... by VAElynx · · Score: 1

      GIMP is pretty awesome program actually, and i know a few webcomics made in it.

  47. MBAs only know 1 Unit of measurement the dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The core problem is that MBAs only understand one unit of measurement and thats the dollar.

    The engineer has tens or hundreds of variables that they understand. Volvo concentrates on safety. BMW on the the driving experience. Honda on reliability. But to an MBA there is only who made the most money.

    If our MBAs were looking at metric tons of export, joules of energy per ton of export, tons of export as a function of each element involved, iron, copper etc.

    If MBAs were smart enough to handle more than one variable they would have a place. But by and large they are not.

    Even in marketing where there are legitimate variables like stickiness, brand awareness, sex appeal, etc it all reduces down to money and the CEO only wants to know how will this make us money?

    Very few companies say ok regardless of cost what is the way for us to have 15% of brand awareness and maintain the highest innovation in product function. Personally I think this is why Apple is so successful, Steve Jobs sees his peers as engineers and designers. He wants to be their god not the MBAs god. And that is why he is still a major force in the pc market and ibm isn't and microsoft is becoming less so.

  48. Stupidest thing I ever read by Theovon · · Score: 2

    I'm a computer engineer, and let me assure you, most engineers don't know dick about productization. Sadly neither do the bean counter MBAs. Perhaps people in cognitive engineering, which is a subdiscipline of industrial engineering. At least they know something about meeting needs and usability. Rely on the typical engineers for designing products and you'll end up with "clever" bullshit that useful for like three people.

  49. THis is why I have said to break up the auto man. by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, we should not have sold off chrysler and simply bailed out GM. The problem in America is that America's business school are in charge of far too many of our businesses. These are basically neo-cons who think short terms rather than long-term or what is good for everybody. An engineer who is in charge would keep everything local so that they can deal with issues quickly. An American MBA has no real knowledge so they trust that others will botch everything and they can pass the blame.

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  50. How Many Times Have You... by FlyingGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    said, "Charge me a buck more and make this part out of metal instead of fucking plastic" or words to that effect?

    Pick the product, I mean it doesn't matter what it is anything thing from your car, house, cell phone, kids bicycle, toilet paper, laptop pick the damn product.

    THAT is the MBA / Bean Counter Problem.

    They don't think in terms of high customer satisfaction they think in terms of "I can shave 0.0001 dollars per unit" and "I can predict that we will only increase our returns and warranty repair by 0.0001% and we will increase profit by .5 %".

    Huge pet peeve... I like gauges I like to see actual oil pressure in my car, actual engine temperature but these days those are rare things in cars. I know the cost difference might be 2 dollars per car and frankly I will happily pay 30 times that since 60 bucks on the cost of a new car is nothing.

    Plastic gears in assemblies... My wife drives a Mercedes C320 and there is a plastic gear someplace under the dash that is attached to a vacuum servo of some kind that has something to do with the air handling. The damn thing has some teeth missing and it chatters now and the sound is really annoying. The replacement part costs 40.00 bucks. But it will cost close to 1000.00 bucks in labor to get at the damn thing since you have to basically dis-assemble the dash to get at it.

    The above reasons are why they need to be yacked out of the chain of command.

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    1. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Umuri · · Score: 1

      In terms of asking for metal instead of plastic - My car. I outright refuse to drive fiberglass POS when i have any such option. I much prefer having steel parts, steel body, steel frame protecting me and keeping everything running than the plastic replacement pos that wear out and can't drive worth a crap.
      That being said, yes i rarely get to buy anything after 1998, why do you ask? :P

      Also on the list - My keyboard has a metal core and actual springs, I love my model M.

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    2. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, Mercedes Benz is famous for being run by engineers. With all due respect, I'm afraid you've just shot down your own argument.

    3. Re:How Many Times Have You... by FlyingGuy · · Score: 2

      It is a 2001 and at the time they were being invaded by MBA's from Chrysler!

      But yes, I take your point. Older MB's were built to last. I don;t know if the MBA infection has been completely removed from MB at this point.

      I don't think that one anecdote is self defeating to my argument, but thanks for the comment

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    4. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Would you pay 40 times that $2? That will get you an OBDII engine scanner, the only way you will get much useful information out of most cars these days without adding gauges yourself.
      My rant: Most car fuel gauges depend on a variable resistor suspended in the fuel tank, a printed plastic card with a float attached to the moving contact. Too much sulfur or other gunge in your gas renders the sensor insensible. The card probably costs all of a dollar, but for my car it's only available as part of a $400 fuel sender + fuel pump assembly. And then it's another $500 in labor, since instead of just pulling the assembly out of the port at the top of the tank the entire fuel tank has to be dropped in order to do the repair.
      Somehow I dont think that was the result of an oversight.

    5. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother!

      I worked for a company that would rather save a dollar per device than put in a RAM chip that would have allowed the saving of the new downloaded driver image, which would have made the whole update process bulletproof. Instead, we got a spaghetti protocol to validate on the fly and hope we didn't turn the device into a doorstop.

    6. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      do you really think a zinc composite is any more durable than nylon? They are not going to put a steel gear in your dash, no matter how much more you offer to pay

    7. Re:How Many Times Have You... by desertfool · · Score: 1

      This. This. This. A million times this.

      Nothing is made to last. You won't need to buy another one if it is. I'm on my third microwave in the last 10 years. My mother still uses the first one she got in late 80's. Cheap and disposable is the way the world is, and I have stopped buy cheap products from so many companies that I am starting to lose options.

      What they don't get is that I will spend more for quality. But most things that cost more now are no better than the cheaper products.

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    8. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in the example of the mercedes are you the MBA who bought an expensive car notorious for quality and expensive repair which an engineer would have known better than to purchase?

    9. Re:How Many Times Have You... by couchslug · · Score: 2

      "Huge pet peeve... I like gauges I like to see actual oil pressure in my car, actual engine temperature but these days those are rare things in cars. I know the cost difference might be 2 dollars per car and frankly I will happily pay 30 times that since 60 bucks on the cost of a new car is nothing."

      Ah! Ford "idiot guages"! :-)

      "plastic gears in assemblies"

      Well, undersized or of too fine a pitch. Plastic timing chain sprockets last until the chain wears out and breaks the teeth off, demonstrating plastic CAN work.

      The problem with modern cars IMO actually IS an "engineering" problem. They are easy to assemble on a production line but are designed with utter indifference to the mechanics who will work on them.

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    10. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've missed something that bean counters are trained to ignore: customer satisfaction. How many products from how many companies have you vowed to never again buy because some cost-cutter managed to save $1.50 in production costs leaving you, the customer, with an unreliable and unsatisfactory piece of crap? My personal answer is: many.

       

    11. Re:How Many Times Have You... by xtal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pick up an android anything. Pick up an iAnything.

      "Nobody will buy a $900 phone."

      The irony being a lot of these MBA types wear $3000 watches. Stupid.

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    12. Re:How Many Times Have You... by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 3, Funny

      said, "Charge me a buck more and make this part out of metal instead of fucking plastic" or words to that effect?

      Pick the product, I mean it doesn't matter what it is anything thing from your car, house, cell phone, kids bicycle, toilet paper, laptop pick the damn product.

      You had me until toilet paper. Metal toilet paper -- a very bad idea.
      Given the choice of metal or plastic...plastic just sounds softer.
       

    13. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS... there are thousands of parts in an auto.. $60 here, $60 there.. next thing you know it will be hundreds or thousands of dollars extra, and people like you will complain it costs too much, and they're going to guy buy someone elses "more reasonably priced" product.

      Your wife bought a C-class mercedes.. their entry-level line.. Why didn't she buy the e-class? Right, because it costs too much. I hear Kia owners would like their car to be Porche quality too; and walmart customers would like their $3 t-shirts to be the same as what's at neiman marcus -- for the same price of course.

    14. Re:How Many Times Have You... by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      True Enough. Bought it used with 50K on it and the price was right. Figured it had most of the problems shaken out, then the dash thing. oy! Other then that the thing has been reliable and has made long road trips a pleasure.

      Before that we had a new off the lot VW Jetta GLX. Very Reliable right up to 98.7 K on the odometer and one morning the engine sounded like someone had tossed in a bucket of loose ball bearings. Put it on a flatbed to VW and they discovered the cam chain had started eating itself. They demanded documentation of every service. We produced them and they were NOT happy. After they repaired it I saw the W/O and just reading the R/R time I figured it would have cost in the neighborhood of $10,000.00 for the repair. Drove it to 105K and sold it.

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    15. Re:How Many Times Have You... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >How Many Times Have You said, "Charge me a buck more and make this part out of metal instead of fucking plastic" or words to that effect?

      *I* say that. You say that. But I work in a building full of engineers who shop at walmart and get irritated when the cheap walmart stuff breaks, so they wait until there's a 25% off sale and buy the exact same thing again, only this time they get two of them so it'll last twice as long. I'm totally not joking. Case in point: coworker buys cheap Walmart bicycle inner tubes. They fail. In the last week he's gotten four flat tires, and three of them were the tubes just coming apart: no puncture, just tearing at a mold seam line. So he bought the *same* tubes in bulk because then they only cost 50% as much, rather than going and paying 2x as much for some Continental tubes that don't fail until they're actually punctured.

      Given the number of cars parked in the Walmart lot -- it's jammed -- compared to the number of cars parked at, say, Sears, I'm thinking we're vastly outnumbered. The market is demanding cheap. Those of us who feel otherwise are voices in the wilderness.

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    16. Re:How Many Times Have You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've done exactly what you said the MBA's are doing

      Vote with your wallet and spend the extra to get the quality / features you want.

    17. Re:How Many Times Have You... by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention. My wife is a serious cyclist and I will ONLY buy Michelin tires and tubes. She rides a Waterford ( made in the USA in Wisconsin, steel frame 24 pounds fully rigged ) and is regularly going down hill at 40 to 50 mph. One day she thought she would save some money and purchased some off brand tires which I tossed in the trash after taking some kitchen shears to them. She was outraged and I told her that I would weld her bike to a pole in the ground if she ever did that again. Fuck K-Mart and fuck the shoddy goods from China.

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    18. Re:How Many Times Have You... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I almost bought a Waterford when I upgraded my racing bike last year. (Instead I got a carbon fiber Bianchi, 16.2 pounds. Dunno if this is a good idea but it's fun.) They're absolutely beautiful bikes.

      I've gotten better wear out of Continentals than Michelins, but Michelins generally do better for puncture resistance, and I'm told the Krylions will last as long as Conti's. I'd like to find some manufacturer that actually makes tubes in the US or Europe -- even the Conti's I get are made in Taiwan, so if the Michelin tubes say they're made in the US I'd love to hear about it.

      I've another coworker who is a walmart enthusiast. He bought a walmart pump, which promptly split from pressure in use. Then when his pedals were getting old he bought some walmart pedals and one fell out while he was riding, destroying the crank. (This could have been installation error, not manufacture error.) THEN he bought a pair of panniers -- cargo carriers that strap on the rear rack of the bike) again at walmart. They're designed with straight sides, so they occupy the space his heels need when he's pedalling, so he's kicking them constantly and they keep falling off. And guess what? he keeps buying stuff at walmart. I've started just giving him my old stuff so he'll have quality equipment with some wear rather than brand-new walmart crap. But all he can ever see is the price tag. This isn't the same guy who buys the cheap tubes, either: I work in a building full of price-is-the-only-purchase-metric-that-matters people.

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  51. The MBA killed the good geek squad, circuit city by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    The geek squad used to be good and they did a good job now it's all about how much you can sell and it you don't up sell your hours get cut and they want sales men over techs any ways. Best buy used to make a big deal about how there sales men where NON commission but now they are hidden commission where if they don't sell rip off monster cables and extended warranty they get there hours cut down. I hear that at staples the easy techs are under alot of pressure and lack of sales can make it that you get kicked out of the business machines department. Also at staples they when from on of best bonuses in retail to one of worst.

    Circuit city used to have sales people who knew what they where doing and selling and then 2 times Circuit city fired the long term sales people and replaced them with new people who had no idea on what they where selling.

  52. I wouldn't put it that way. by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    I went to Business School; my dad and brother are engineers, several friends of my brother's created small companies. "Build it and they'll come" doesn't work too well, and there are issues at 4 levels:
    1- company strategy: it's not enough to build something good, you've got to make sure there's a market, that you're not missing a big neighbouring market, that you do have some info about what your customers want/need, what your competition offers...
    2- marketing: once you know that, you've got to decide which segments you'll target, and create the appropriate marketing strategy (price, distribution, cimmunication, product/services packages...)
    3- sales: cold-calling, understanding customers requirements and constraints (expressed or hidden), doing nice writeups and presentations, hanging in there, closing sales, being a pain to internal project managers... is a job by itself
    4- playing nice with banks and investors is a whole game by itself.

    I find that engineers are not very well equipped, nor motivated, neither technically nor personality-wise, to deal with all that.

    Know, there is a real issue with short-termism, and lack of leaderhip. I'm not sure it's about MBAs vs engineers, more about shareholders wanting quick paybacks to start with, and compounding the issue by putting in charge and incentizing business leaders to have short-term goals, too.

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  53. We have allowed the money to run us by adewolf · · Score: 1

    This is a very important issue, IMHO, and cuts to the very heart of the problem with corporations today. Everyone is so shortsighted allowing the money to move them. What we should be doing is having a long term goal of providing good service/products and taking care of employees that do well. Money is a means to an end (products we need like food, technology. housing, education...etc) not an end into it's self. "One thing that did happen in the 70s and 80s, particularly 80s, was the concept that profit was a right and that firms when they employed a certain number of people needed to ongoing bussiness, even if the management was incompetent" There it is.

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  54. Self Selections by headhot · · Score: 1

    I've seen lots of people underperforming at work, unhappy with their career thinking and MBA will fix it. They get their degree, get a management gig, and suck just as bad, or worse.

    I've seen a lot of people who are very good at their jobs interested in and MBA, but don't have the time because they are doing well and getting promoted and making money.

  55. Re:Hollywood Science by Tridus · · Score: 1

    It's not a complex when you really are the smartest guy in the room.

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  56. Stop blaming business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US economy has been "stranded" by politicians who think they can regulate every aspect of business. The uncertainty created by the current administration holds back job creation. The housing bubble created by previous administrations and Congress has set back consumer spending. Corporate welfare and cronyism keep politicians flush with cash and keep crappy companies like GM in business. Deficit financing forces more taxes into servicing debt. Unions keep wages high and force companies to relocate out of the country to be competitive. In short, Big Labor, Big Business, and mostly Big Government are strangling the US economy.

    1. Re:Stop blaming business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big labor is dead. We have less unionization; its down to the levels a century ago that sparked the big union movement due to corporate abuse. Maine is even trying to re-introduce child labor. To claim unions are strangling the economy is a sure sign you are not to be taken seriously; go back to your MBA worshiping cult and stop preaching your BS. These nuts are so much worse than the Jehovah witnesses that come around... Communists had their fanatic believers and Capitalism does as well and both are as dangerous as the religious fanatics-- in fact, I'd argue that it is a form of religion because its raised up to the level of the supernatural. Supernatural stuff need not involve god(s) it can be lucky charms -- by definition it is doing things believing in a magical result-- when you dig into this topic (anthropology isn't a bad area to look) then observe how economists are similar to high priests... MBAs are even worse because they have less training and little understanding.

      I have 1 friend who converted to Catholic. I have 2 who became MBAs. Guess which is worse? I'm an Atheist and I still have to say the MBAs are worse. The unjustified arrogance and over confidence makes them completely closed to anything which clashes with their beliefs they think will guarantee their success (success almost entirely meaning higher income.) Its unleashed their greed without the moral restraints they once had. Now, I could see them doing really horrible things to people and rationalizing up defenses so they feel no guilt or remorse - just as the Christian can god-justify anything; except these guys seem to have the advantage of removing themselves from the immoral acts then emotionally shielding themselves from the little bit of exposure that trickles down to them in the form of some data. Part of the MBA training is to remove yourself or its a result of the training... I'd hardly call it education because they seem to come out trained to act a certain way without real thought which an education would facilitate. If you are educated you understand you just don't only know the process.

  57. Re:Lutz is dead right by thomst · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most engineers know next to nothing about marketing and sales... to the degree that they actually despise interacting with customers. You can have the best product in the world, but if no one knows about it, your business will fail.

    Which is true and important and entirely beside the point. MBAs aren't about marketing. They hire people for that. MBAs are all about managing, not marketing. MBAs are the guys who export American manufacturing jobs to the Third World, the guys who cook the books to pump up their employer's apparent profitability enough to raise the stock price again this quarter, the guys who, with apologies to Oscar Wilde, "know the price of everything and the value of nothing." They're the guys who have spent the last 30 years or so systematically dismantling America's industrial base while simultaneously enriching themselves. They nearly destroyed the world's economy three years ago, and yet, mysteriously enough, they're still in charge of basically everything today.

    They are the people to whom Santayana was referring, when he warned about repeating the past's mistakes. They are our leaders.

    May Chthulu have mercy on our souls.

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  58. Re:Have American Businesses Been Stranded By the M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't agree more with this! Really well said and it is completely true.

  59. Re:Hollywood Science by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    While I was attending University of Missouri, Columbia we had to take accessment exams and every year the engineering department would stomp on everyone else in EVERY catagory including the ones they were supposed to be good at.

    I'm guessing this test didn't include spelling? :p (and yes I see your sig--I do find your boasting humorous!)

    I also think your experience in this particular area would be very different depending on your university environment (top research university, middle grade public, small liberal artsy, etc)

  60. Lawyers by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh, and get rid of the lawyers, they are even worse than an MBA.

    Lawyers are risk management. Getting rid of them is getting rid of insurance--opening yourself up to major downside risk in everything from employment discrimination to your lease to the agreements you make with your clients. Effectively, it's a transaction cost of doing business.

    Engineers tend to intuitively dislike lawyers because they seem to make things less efficient--transaction costs do that. When everything goes well, the lawyer was basically an expensive insurance policy that you never collected on. But when things go badly, a good lawyer can make the difference between riches and insolvency. Even having good agreements drafted can discourage people from suing you. Putting together a new corporate form can easily save millions, for example.

    Sometimes a lawyer does too much--they effectively purchase too much insurance, spending far more to achieve additional downside protection that is not worth the expenditure. Think of it like a corollary to Amdahl's law. In these cases, good lawyers can (Depending on a client's preference and the specific trade-off) advise you about the relative costs and downside risks, or make some of these decisions using his or her own judgment.

    Granted, there are a lot of fundamental problems with the legal system--good tort reform for everyone might be a better solution than limited liability conditional on legal forms, for example--but it also greatly benefits business (e.g. agreements are enforceable), so legal expenses are a cost of doing business well.

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    1. Re:Lawyers by DavidTC · · Score: 2

      Indeed.

      Companies need lawyers. Companies need accountants. Companies need sales people. Companies need marketing. And, obviously, companies need people who actually make the thing they're selling.

      The lawyer department should be headed by a lawyer, the accounting department should be headed by an accountant, the sale department should headed by a salesman, the marketing department should be run by a marketeer (I hope that word catches on.), the 'build the stuff' department should be run by someone who knows how to build the stuff.

      The entire company needs to be run by someone who roughly understands all that, or is willing to take advice about the stuff they don't understand. At the very least, they need to roughly understand the 'making stuff they sell' aspect.

      And the MBA department should be...oh, wait, there's no such thing as the MBA department, because MBAs don't fucking accomplish anything except telling people how to do shit they don't know how to do themselves.

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    2. Re:Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers are risk management.

      No. Lawyers are like nukes.
      They cost a lot of money and they fuck everything up whenever they're used - but everyone else has them, so in order to not have them used against you, you have to get your own.

    3. Re:Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers are risk management. Getting rid of them is getting rid of insurance--opening yourself up to major downside risk in everything from employment discrimination to your lease to the agreements you make with your clients.

      Translation for Engineers: Company lawyers are like un-interruptible power supplies, offsite tape backups, or "idle" fail-over systems.

      Management just has an easier time understanding why they are necessary to pay $$$ for.

    4. Re:Lawyers by sjames · · Score: 1

      A corporate lawyer is someone that tell you that due to the ever-present risk of food poisoning, you must never again eat or drink anything.

      They provide no insurance at all, they mitigate risks by advising against doing anything at all. They completely fail to mitigate the risks of inaction.

      That's not to say there should be none, just that they should be considered strictly advisory, never the last word.

  61. As an engineer turned MBA, I completely agree by spac · · Score: 3, Informative

    Reading this piece, I can comfortably say that the author is right on the money with regards to how a focus on being "data driven" is actually slowly running companies into the ground.

    I started off my career writing really low level network stack drivers. I got pretty familiar with the windows kernel, became a star in my office and got put on an MBA track because I had demonstrated some aptitude with customers and sales. Fast forward a few years and I've got an MBA under my belt and work for what was formerly a very large provider of consumer SaaS that is now trying to win in what can be loosely described as the call center space.

    My days are now spent trying to determine strategic initiatives on the basis of consumer behaviour as represented in a slew of really badly coded Cognos reports. This wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that analytics and data driven decision making is anything but in most companies. Data is used to validate a hypothesis instead of being explored to reveal patterns, associations and trends. Every executive asking a question about customer behviour is secretly asking for validation of their own theory on the business and wants to gloat about it come performance review time. Obviously, in this kind of operating model, data is bastardized to lead to really bad decisions.

    I'm all for scientific approaches to management, however they need to be undertaken following a method that is in line with the scientific method to be labelled as such. When I leave this job (which is ridiculously well paying but completely unfulfilling compared to my career in engineering) and run off to create my startup, I will probably hire an MBA at some point. However, I won't hire them to be a bean counter.

    What many companies fail to realize is that the key to having a great leader is equal focus on product and market. The MBA that I would hire would be chosen because they've demonstrated an ability to be highly technically proficient but decided to expand their horizons and take on "soft-problems" as well.

  62. Re:Have American Businesses Been Stranded By the M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And therein lies the problem, tunnel-vision focus on quarterly profits and short term goals based solely on immediate gratification are dooming American business.
              Henry Ford did not raise the daily wage to $5/day when the going rate was only $3/day out of any love for the workers or altruistic motives, he did it to insure his employees would have the means to purchase the autos they produced. Today we are fast becoming a country that produces nothing and will soon be reduced to third world status...

  63. As an MBA.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, Engineers are terrible managers. Although too many MBA's & Bean Counters are concentrating on squeezing every penny out of an operation, when they should be concentrating on the big picture.

  64. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm shocked how many people inside Oracle have no idea about the things they sell or even basics of IT.

    Sometimes it's bizarre when you have to prove your technical reasons to people who have no idea what you are talking about, but they will still argue with you, because their perception of the things makes their world more comfortable. And still, they run the show. Amazing.

    But it's not a new thing. Just remember the story about the wheel and "what color should it be" from HGTTG. Adams was spot on :-(

    Sorry for the AC....
     

  65. It's all about the story, man. by westlake · · Score: 1

    Who knows more about how space movies should be made, an engineer or nonengineer? Invisible lasers, never miss guidence, no sound in space, no fire burning without oxygen.

    You have 98 minutes to tell your story.

    If your film is Wall-E you will have less than five minutes free for conventional dialog and exposition.

    Ideally, everything your audience needs to know will be conveyed without words:

    Exposition sucks rocks. It stops the story in its tracks.

    The audience sees weapon fire.

    It doesn't see a laser. It doesn't need to see a laser.

    The geek sees a laser because he can't think of any other form of beamed weapon.

    1. Re:It's all about the story, man. by amnesia_tc · · Score: 1

      The geek sees a laser because he can't think of any other form of beamed weapon.

      Or because they explicitly called it a laser gun 5 minutes ago.

  66. No, that's not what Lutz says. by Animats · · Score: 1

    That's not even close to what Lutz says. I've just read his book.

    GM management was engineering-dominated. Lutz's big push was for "perceptual quality" - sheet metal fit, interior design, and styling. A "cool look". He was willing to give up engineering quality for that.

    One example Lutz gives: GM had a standard that vehicles must be able to hit a 4" curb straight on at speed without damage. So if you hit a pothole or a rock, you could keep on driving. But the "big rim, thin tire" style borrowed from lowriders couldn't do that, and GM didn't use such tires. He insisted on giving up the 4"curb requirement to get a cool look.

    What Lutz actually did was to strengthen the role of the designers over the engineers.

  67. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    MBAs typically have absolutely no helpful skills or abilities. They are often people who tried engineering, but couldn't cut it. They are people who tried accounting or finance, but couldn't cut it. They are people who tried marketing, but couldn't cut it. They are, in essence, the rejects of the business world.

    Yes, they are rejects. That's why they're paid more in a year to slash and burn your company than you get paid in 10. Obviously, they're failing at SOMETHING. Likely though, they console themselves with 7 series BMWs and lots of pretty women. I doubt that your scorn causes them to have problems sleeping at night.

  68. In a decade: "Project Managers" by lsolano · · Score: 1

    The "I want to get an MBA" started here where I live -Costa Rica- back in the 80s-90s and some universities started to graduate dozens of MBAs, with a very low quality, they just wanted to make money and people receiving that bad education just wanted to have a "Master" degree in anything, no matter what.

    Now that the MBA turned into a non-value degree (because every body has or can get one easily) I'm starting to see a new trend: people is starting to get a "Project Manager" degree.

    PMP for everyone !

    And please do not forget that you have to pay to the PMI, a "non-profit organization", every 2 years for your certification to be valid. And don't complain about that. Please be kind and remember that they -PMI- need to travel everywhere in the world every week (and stay in good hotels of course) to show you why, they are "Making project management indispensable for business results.®" (pmi.org)

  69. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    Plus, of course, our nation was led for the past 8 years by the first President to have an MBA,... He was also a C student at Yale,... Look where that led us!

  70. Speaking as an MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I seriously doubt that MBA managers make these kinds of efforts when they take charge of companies. The dominant ethos of that profession appears to be to run a company by the numbers just long enough to move on to a higher paid position.

    That's pretty much it. That's how the corporate American works and we're taught accordingly.

    Engineers who want to know the business end of things this is what you study:

    1. Basic Accounting.
    2. Economics: basics of Macro and Micro
    3. Managerial accounting (reports: balance sheet, income statement, cash flows!!! )
    4. Finance: although the manual for the HP 12C covers it all.
    5. Biz law - contracts

    Pretty much the first semester of B school is all you really need. That's all. everything else is fluff. And as far as the group behavior/personal dynamics class goes, we were taught that "sensitivity training" was the solution for all human resource problems - it was all basic psych and sociology and lots of buzz words. Let's put it this way, if you don't have any social skills, getting personal coaching will do much more for you than those fluff classes.

    There! Now you won't waste 2+ years and $40K+ on a big piece of toilet paper.

    Want a Masters Degree for ego, promotion, or whatever? Get it in something you'll enjoy.

    1. Re:Speaking as an MBA by selven · · Score: 1

      Biz law - contracts

      Please don't. I'd like to have at least one terms of service agreement somewhere that's written by someone without experience in legalese.

    2. Re:Speaking as an MBA by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Other than what you learn on the course, the biggest thing you get from it is networking. If you keep your nose to the books, get everything right, but added zero people to your contacts list, then you are doing it wrong. If you are able to hone both your ability to analyse business problems and your people skills then you have done well. Certainly neither needs an MBA, but if that certificate helps you along the way, then maybe it was time and money well spent?

      If you want to get the essentials of the business course without they huge cost, then I would say these are things to do (based on my discussion of bussines people and those who have done an MBA):
          - study plenty of case studies and try to analyse what went wrong, what went and what you might have done
          - study finance. while not everyone who does an MBA studies this it helps get a feeling for the numbers
          - create a fantasy company and see whether it could survive. heck, you could do it for real, but remember that if you screw up you may be back to your parent's basement. focus on something that could last at least 10 years.
          - talk to people, break the ice, make contacts, know who the sort of people who can help you. this is not about making friends, it is about ensuring you have a network of people you could pick from when running a business

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  71. You underestimate the situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Using cheap plastic parts is not (or at least not only) about shaving a penny of the total cost. It is to ensure the product will break down quickly so you need to buy another product.

    There simply is more profit in selling you a craptastically bad $100 product every two years than in selling you one well engineered $500 product that will last you a lifetime. It is not even an option anymore, in most categories there is no quality product for sale at any price.

  72. Improving incentives for good corporate governance by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Just as anti-corporatists bemoan the immortality and geographical reach of corporations, to add to that it is worth considering limiting the number of owners of a corporation and perhaps also setting a minimum period of ownership.

    Hard restrictions are blunt tools; a better means to the same end would be to revise the tax system in such a way to encourage dividends rather than increased share value as the primary mechanism for shareholders to earn returns from a corporation.

  73. No, MBAs means MBAs, not CPA, CFA, etc. by Weezul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Business PhDs argue about all manor of interesting stuff. Business BA and MBA programs are just degree mills operated by business academics so their salaries can be even vaguely competitive with the business world.

    MBAs are soft degrees for people who want money but lack direction, drive, and guts, i.e. they're risk-averse personally. You don't really want that sort of person running your company.

    You might view an MBA as a qualification to manage someone significantly less educated and less intelligent than yourself. I'd hire an MBA from a tier n school for managing engineers from say tier n+2 schools.. or tier n school engineers if the MBA's undergrad was a STEM degree. I'd usually hire a business BA from a lower tier school only for managing people who held no collage degree.

    You also shouldn't make managers from the engineers who cannot manage. duh! Yet, there are actually enough engineers and scientists who can handled the organizational load & inter-personal factors.

    I'd imagine the "scientists" you mentioned were academics who started a company. Imho, anyone fresh out of academia should not be running a company, this even covers business PhDs. Instead, they should take a couple years acclimating to the real business world.

    Conversely, you'll actually find good manages much more frequently among some non-academic science degrees, although not computer science. Bowing has been considered the best run large aerospace company for decades. Bowing traditionally prefers hiring physics majors for their management positions. I'd imagine that mathematics majors make fairly good managers for software developers too, google certainly does that occasionally.

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    1. Re:No, MBAs means MBAs, not CPA, CFA, etc. by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the best-run large company I worked for was run by a business PhD who had spent some years working his way up through management at another large firm before winding up as our CEO. The business didn't develop new technology, but the services we sold were highly dependent on technology development. I was on the staff as a tech analyst: what's possible, what's not, is the pure tech company that's selling us gear blowing smoke, etc.

      The really amazing thing about him was that he got the different organizations to not only talk to each other, but to work together. Our tech organization would get calls from the MBA types, asking for someone to come to meetings to provide an informed tech opinion (and they listened!). We had good relationships with marketing so we could talk to them about the problems that might be encountered if we rolled new tech into the field. Billing and customer service types were brought in at the beginning of a project, rather than as an afterthought.

      We weren't the biggest business in our field, so eventually we got bought by one of the bigger firms. Who immediately started building walls between the organizations.

    2. Re:No, MBAs means MBAs, not CPA, CFA, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a complete pile of horseshit. Aside from your miserable spelling and grammar, it is clear that you really haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about.

    3. Re:No, MBAs means MBAs, not CPA, CFA, etc. by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      I think you're referring to That Boeing Company, when you mention Bowing. If that's not the case, please say so.

      Now, having clarified that, can you please explain to me who, or by what metric, Boeing is considered to be the best run large aerospace company? I have worked fairly closely with that company in the past and, in my opinion, they are no better or worse than any of the other large contractors: Northrop-Grumman. Lockheed-Martin, L-3 Communications, Raytheon, etc. In fact, the only people I have ever heard describe Boeing as being some sort of exceptional company have been people who were employed with Boeing for a long period (10+ years) of time.

      So, care to cite your claim?

  74. Human Resources by munky99999 · · Score: 1

    The problem isnt the MBAs or the technical/production people. It's HR who don't have a clue what people need to be hired. They hire MBAs who cant function at their job. They hire CS majors as programmers and sysadmins when CS degrees have nothing to do with either functions.

    Dont blame the MBAs and dont blame the cs majors. Blame HR for being such failures. Headhunter and placement agencies are covering up HR failure. What businesses need to do is fix their HR hiring processes.

  75. My observations by amightywind · · Score: 1

    I have worked in software and computer product development for 20 years. Here are my observations. A company can be run by an engineer, an MBA (includes marketing types), and finance guys. The engineer will be popular with the rank and file engineers and will look inward for company solutions. The risk with him is that he does not control costs and may be susceptible to the 'not invented here syndrome'. The MBA is usually convinced of his own genius and impatient with the lack of genius around him. He loves to make deals and partnerships with other companies, and outsource, and therein lies the risk. If successful he can be good for your career. More often he will not and the company will die from within. Example, Boston Scientific and its disastrous mergers over the last 5 years. The last guy in my opinion is the most dangerous, the finance guy. At best he is caretaker, at worse your company will slowly evaporate in ever more desperate efforts to control costs without innovation. I agree with the story that we are headed for a period of engineer dominated management. We are in a period of stagnant innovation and it is a natural part of the cycle. The other guys will be ready to step in and 'manage' those innovations to extract maximum value some time later in the cycle.

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  76. It is not necessarily the MBA per se by blind+biker · · Score: 2

    It is more the fact that the corporAte environment has become very friendly for corporate psychopaths, who will do a quick buck during a 6 month/1 year stint (merger, outsourcing, unnecessary reorganization, firing of random number of employees (1000, 5000 and 10,000 are common) offshoring) and then flee to the next company and management position.

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    1. Re:It is not necessarily the MBA per se by Phoobarnvaz · · Score: 2

      Saw this happen about 10-15 years ago in a former American PC maker. Every six months...you would get a visit from a new hoard of VP's. Each would have millions at their disposal and "new" ideas on how to maximize profits. The results would be millions and time wasted...employees blamed for their failure and fired. The worst part is these VP's would walk down the street to another company and do exactly the same thing in another company. Seeing the writing on the wall...I got out after the fourth set of VP's did their damage and most of my fellow employees were fired/quit when times when downhill. Looking to the present...company was acquired about five years ago by a Asian PC manufacturer.

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  77. Short term thinking is the killer, MBAs the cause by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I'm not an MBA, I'm one of those techie geeks the MBAs grudgingly keep around to make things work and help build new products for them to sell. :-)

    My thoughts on the main reason for our economic problems are that short-term cash hits take precedence over long-term strategy. Part of that is due to public ownership of companies and the fact that almost all Americans' retirements are now linked directly to the stock market. The MBA itself just trains a generation of corporate managers into this mindset. Even more dangerous in my mind is the fact that it encourages revolving-door "professional executives" who go from company to company, collect performance bonuses for getting these same short-term cash hits, then leave when things turn sour.

    If you're an entrepreneurial sort (definitely not me...) and you start a business that ends up being very successful, you probably want to make sure it keeps running and stays successful. Founders of businesses will generally pour their heart and soul into a company, investing everything until it's either a huge success or totally obvious that it will fail and nothing more can be done to fix it. More importantly, they want the business to be around to provide them income and a place to do what they do best. In the case of a public company, this immediately disappears. The company's stock price is all that matters anymore, not the quality of products, the jobs/tax revenue/new innovations that the business generates, or anything else. This is because the new "owners" of the company are you and me, either directly through speculative trading or indirectly via 401(k) balances and mutual funds. You and I need those balances to keep gong up so we don't starve to death when we're 76, so whenever a public company tries to do something that might pay off in the future over something that pays off RIGHT NOW, it's always rejected.

    For example, a board is presented with two options. Assume (probably correctly) that they have no idea about technology, quality of products, etc. Also assume the company is a high-tech manufacturer doing cutting-edge product design.

    Option 1: Close a US R&D facility, lay off 3500 workers and open a new R&D facility in China hiring 5000 new workers at 20% of the US rate. License company's core technology/IP to the subsidiary company you had to set up in China to get the investment done. Time to completion: 3 months. Net guaranteed raw profit: $2 million.

    Option 2: Invest in an incredibly promising new product line, totally revolutionary from what the business is doing now. Expand the R&D facility in the US, hire more people, and hope this pans out. Time to completion: 4 years. Potential profits: $2 billion.

    Option 1 is ALWAYS chosen now. Executives are paid on what they do in the next quarter, even if Option 2 may make them tons more money in the long run. Option 2 would probably be chosen if there were people with a real stake invested in the company, not just a few thousand shares of a bunch of letters on a trading screen.

    "Option 2 thinking" produced some of the most interesting innovations of the 20th century. To get back there, we would have to:
    - Break the link of people's retirement from the stock market, or at least abstract it one level. Pension funds did this -- they were the ones on the hook if things went south and have years and years to make up for failed investments. This may reduce the constand talking-head CNBC/Bloomberg chatter that causes these short-term decisions to be made.
    - Reiterate the fact to private companies that going public may be a personal windfall, but they will never be able to do another long-term project again.

    Some of the stock market focus is out of the bottle and never going back in -- cheap web-based stock trading took care of that. Before, only pension funds and the incredibly rich invested in stocks, and even then, if something happened, it usually took an iteration of the Wall Street Journal news cycle to bring it to light, and a call to a traditional broker to act on anything.

  78. Accountants out, MBAs in, proper incentives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its not about the type of background a manager has, its about how to incentivize properly.

    If you put only engineers in charge you end up with a lot of cool products... and relatively few markets to apply them to
    If you put only MBAs in charge, you end up with lots of market opportunities... but little real innovation

    Combine the two and you end up with cool products with real market applicability. There's no black or white solution here, real business grown through shared vision and cooperation.

  79. Problem of Secialization by PPH · · Score: 2

    Frequently, an MBA is obtained by an individual with a BA or BS in some other field. Engineers, for example, often go on to get an MBA to fill in the economics, budgeting and planning and resource allocation skills that they will need in addition to their basic (engineering) knowledge. In this sense, an MBA can be a useful degree.

    The problem arises when companies compartmentalize their functions, making the business management side of the house responsible for one set of decisions, engineering for another and operations for something else. Each group does 'their thing' and throws it over the fence to the next one. So the end solution is suboptimal.

    Anecdote: When I was at Boeing, we were developing a higher capacity electrical power generating system (EPGS) for the 747-400. One aspect of this was to spec relays and contactors to withstand the higher available short circuit current. And once the vendors had developed the 'heavy duty' components, it was my job to test them (blow them up). One special purpose relay incorporated some voltage sensing logic which would cause it to switch to an alternate source should the primary fail. It was a very low volume part. So we took a sample to the lab, hooked it to a 4 generator source and applied a short to its output. Bang! The magic smoke came out (not supposed to happen). Back to the manufacturer for a redesign. The next sample, less smoke came out. The next one, even less. After a number of iterations, the vendor had it down to the case just bulging a bit. Still not suitable.

    At this point, the purchasing guy called up and asked what the hell we were doing blowing up all these $7500 relays. $7500?!! If someone had told me that's what they cost, I could have easily designed the part out of the airplane. But that wasn't my job. The guy whose job it was was still adapting a WWII era design to the system. And he had no idea of parts cost. Not his job, just build the system so it works. Cost is a different department (where all the MBAs work).

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  80. Duh, Obvious. by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Engineers are the people who will make stuff that people will want.

    MBAs are the people who will spend company assets doing things like share buybacks.

    MBAs are tools (in both senses of the word).

  81. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Plus, of course, our nation was led for the past 8 years by the first President to have an MBA,... He was also a C student at Yale,... Look where that led us!

    Unfortunately we replaced him with a President with higher levels of education and zero experience, and we've gone from a bad situation to worse.

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    Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
  82. MBA's by PrimeNumber · · Score: 1

    There is no degree more overrated than an MBA. The article is right, these people are disastrous when placed in command of tech companies, and one could make a strong point they screw up every other company they touch.

    Every conversation I have heard when a group of these "leading lights" set around a table, is buzz-speak laden drivel, totally hollow & devoid of any rational or critical thinking. Usually along the lines of "I heard company x is doing this" which in MBA speak "means we should too", i.e. I am just a stupid MBA and have no original thoughts.

    One of my worst corporate experiences is remembering a dinner "meeting" I had to attend once with HR, marketing, executives, and a small group of IT developers. HR the manipulative & shallow eye-candy gathering intelligence, technophobe market droids droning on about branding, narcissistic executives showing off their newest mobiles and laptops they were too stupid to use, and the small band of young developers with few social skills required for "small talk", but great at in-depth conversation.

    The only silver lining is that was a self-cleaning affair, the quantity of vacuums in the room ensured that.

    1. Re:MBA's by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      +1 - Having an MBA type person making decisions about business practices with no formal engineering background causes both quality and cost of products to go down. This in turn, destroys the competitive advantage of American businesses. No wonder products made in the times before the 1970s were really vastly superior. We are also seeing qualified engineers and mathematicians taking finance jobs!

  83. MBAs are not the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a trend on Slashdot whenever the phrase MBA is mentioned ... the assumption is this is a short-term thinker fresh out of college with no fundamental understanding of the business (not really) and even less understanding of the technical aspects. Mod points often go towards who support such opinions.

    However, why is it possibility of an engineer with an MBA never mentioned? Do such people not typically exist? I know several from both my alma mater and where I work. They have done VERY well in their respective companies.

    Any, I repeat, ANY company that puts the "short-term" sort of people in charge needs to go under. Any company which bases their executive compensation on short-term needs to go under. Any company who has a Board of Directors that is not diverse (read, minimum one member from academia, one from a non-profit, one or more CEOs from another company) needs to go under.

    Each of those items is poor leadership within a company, and such companies are not meant to last. OR, they are meant to be forced to undergo restructuring and incur losses for a period of several years until they get their act together (see IBM, Cisco, Ford, GE, a number of others). Placing poorly qualified candidates into such positions (MBA or otherwise) speaks of poor leadership. Such companies are not meant to last. However, at the end of the day, it is leadership at a company, not the MBAs, which is the problem.

  84. Parent has a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that MBAs are niche people not super business majors who can fit into all aspects of business operations and do better than a normal business major (an undergrad degree I could bash at length.)

    I've tried consulting and failed. I hate business at all levels; I'm an engineer.
    I've seen many companies from their administration systems (which contain everything about the business) and talked with people at all levels. I can see how to make their business better, but my job was computers not management - I could manage them better than they could as far as the non-political issues; but all the other aspects of business I hate and would fail at. I know it. But what I could do is manage a group of geeks; or probably do well at managing production.

    What I saw was that the parents 1-4 points are spot on-- they are almost more important than whatever the business does. I've seen places that don't deserve to exist but were great at 1-4 and could sell bags of shit to people and get the investors and customers to keep it going... I've seen places that were going under who did great work and ran the "real" business extremely well but failed to handle all the external aspects of business (1-4.)

    We put "business" management under 1 broad area when these MBA types are really only good at certain aspects--- they do harm in other areas but we ignorantly think its related to their expertise when they may be less capable than the janitor doing it.

    External business issues should are EXTREMELY different than internal business issues. Internal business is production management, planning, worker relations, H.R. etc. A different set of problems requiring a different mindset.

    The MBA should be dealing with the bankers and investors; they seem to be almost totally geared towards kissing ass of investors and bankers-- every single one I've met has been trained to think from that perspective --- which is damaging when applied elsewhere; hence, the problems we are discussing.

    Nobody should put an MBA in a management, HR, or CEO position. The top decision makers should be diverse and reflect different aspects of the business. I think engineers should manage themselves for the most part; production management and planning especially. The board/CEO need to be connected with production in some way. The MBA can deal with the external business issues that marketing and sales do not handle. (I'm not sure putting marketing and sales under their control would be bad but it might do less harm.)

  85. Re:Hollywood Science by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

    Who knows more about how space movies should be made, an engineer or nonengineer? Invisible lasers, never miss guidence, no sound in space, no fire burning without oxygen.

    Those "lasers" are actually firing charged particles. Those never-miss guidance systems use temporal dilation in order to give the guidance system a head start on the target. There's sound in space, that you hear it is just a testament to how LOUD the explosions are. Those fires are plasma fires.

    Engineers have no imagination. Oscar Wilde might have said that they know the cost of everything, therefore they think everything is impossible.

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    Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
  86. MBAs are geeks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What this article seems to ignore is that most MBAs are in fact, geeks. I've recently graduated from an MBA program and my classmates took pride in being geeks - they also put an immense amount of effort to understand the companies they were interested in joining, probably alot more than most people at those firms.

  87. Re:Hollywood Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To which the MBA responds that it is done that way so if you need a quick fix, you replace the entire assembly and besides, building it the way reduced the steel required by 3%.

  88. Stupid Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what nerds will think about replacing their bosses: their bosses are competent and do a fine job, or they think they can do a much better job....

    The truth is that management takes a different skill set. If it was dramatically better to run a company by engineers, it would become the dominant model: engineer-run businesses would best their MBA swamped counterparts. You can find exceptions on either side, but by and in large, nerds don't run companies. Which is pretty good evidence it isn't the right way to go for every business.

    If you, as a nerd, think you can do a better job with management than the MBAs at your firm - go start a firm and beat your old employer at its own game. You may also be interested to know top level MBA schools do take a lot of engineers and teach the importance of understanding the business.

    As a nerd, I don't want to be in management. I like writing code and solving real tangible problems. I don't want to deal with finances and accounting and pick salaries and hire people and invent some BS "vision" for the company. Leave that to the management types.

  89. MBA/engineer cartoon by snsh · · Score: 1
  90. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by ATMAvatar · · Score: 2

    Just because someone made a large personal profit does not mean they were not a complete and utter failure in a grand scheme of things. I would hardly call our baking executives as success stories given the banking crash, though none of us can deny how rich they got off the bailouts. Were our economy and justice system not so rife with incompetence, many of our captains of industry would be unemployed and/or jailed.

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  91. Re:THis is why I have said to break up the auto ma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes you think the short term thinkers are neo-cons?

    At the company where I work, located in Seattle, it's being driven into the ground by a bunch of Liberal nut-jobs with short term thinking.

    Short Term Thinking != (any political philosophy)

  92. "Atlas shrugged" by migloo · · Score: 1

    MBAs *and Government* should mind their business and no more.

  93. The MBA secret society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MBA people are part of a secret club with a secret language and only they understand that it is meaningless. They have outsourced, insourced, off shored, in shored, brain dumped, and had us drunk the cool aid.

    They have had us jump through hoops, perform somersaults, hot desked, home worked, wear suits, dress down Friday'ed and all manner of other pointless gunk. Sack the lot of them. We would be no worse off without them and would save a lot of money.

    An MBA is just a certificate which says to other MBA types, "Hi, I'm one of you. Let's cream off the profits for ourselves"

  94. Engineers with MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem isn't that the business folks devalue engineering. It's the opposite.

    The MBA toolset is valuable. All big businesses need MBAs to operate and administrate several key functions. You can't live without them.

    Also, business leaders need business skills. You can pick these up on the job. But much better to be immersed in it full-time for two years and pick up the deep theoretical foundation. That means business school. I mean, you wouldn't want an engineer who didn't have a four-year engineering degree, right?

    Engineering skills alone aren't enough to run a serious company. Technical founders and geeks who try to be CEOs usually fail.

    But business skills alone aren't enough either. MBAs who don't understand the technology, the product, the processes, and the nuts and bolts are useless. The investment banker and management consultant "masters of the universe" think they are so brilliant they don't need to know the details. Their failures are the most damaging. They optimize short-term profit by killing brands, destroying capabilities and mortgaging the future. The stock market rewards them for great quarterly results, they cash out and move on before the company collapses.

    What the world really needs is engineers with MBAs. Instead of taking hot-shot know-it-all 22-year-olds who want to go straight into executive roles, business schools should look for accomplished professionals. Train people in their 30s and 40s who have a solid industry track record and send them back into that industry. In many industries, that means taking veteran engineers and equipping them with the know-how to be line managers, product managers, marketing and operations executives, and eventually CEOs.

    The problem is really that business schools respond to market demand. And engineering organizations don't often hire from business schools. So the schools produce the keen analysts that are in demand with their biggest customers - consulting firms, investment banks, and enormous corporations.

    So what we really need is for engineers to appreciate the value of a business education. And hire MBAs. The kind who already know the guts of your business. Send veteran engineers to business school, and hire them back!

  95. The original MBA's by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Originally, an MBA was a particular program for *engineers* who wanted to get involved in management, but did not have accounting, leadership, or other skills needed to manage projects and know how the rest of the business ran outside their area of expertise.

    Today, you need pre-managerial skills and having a b.a. in business administration is essential. I listened to NPR last year, and an economist was on saying businesses today used to have former engineers become promoted to senior management positions. Today, accountants and financial anaylsts are being promoted to these positions and what they were trained on is how to raise the stock price and cut costs. The program continued saying how these financial guru's are great with giving Wall Street what they want are dumb by relying so much on JIT inventory and using only 1 supplier and ignoring things like I.T. that something like a single supply disruption can cripple the whole us economy. Interesting ...

    But these trends come and go. I personally feel Wall Street is becoming unreasonable and it is maxed out. Growth can not continue indefinitely, and people today are looking at other investment options. If it can't continue then perhaps the engineers will become the new CEO's again and not the accountants.

  96. First hand experience with "measurement" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually interacted with a manager who literally quoted, "if you can measure it you can manage it". My mantra in reply regarding software was, "we're not laying pipe here".

    If software were a more mature discipline, I might have been more inclined to agree with him. He was not as bad as the person interviewed for the management slot who said he would immediately move us all to Eclipse if he were hired. He also couldn't believe that I made the same C program run on Linux and Windows. He literally thought Java was the only way to write software that runs on more than one platform. IIRC, I had one file out of dozens that was a few hundred lines of #ifdefs, and some 3rd party libraries such as RedHat's pthreads port. Problem solved. Sheesh!

  97. Better book on the topic and the era... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    The Reckoning by David Halberstam. Mainly be cause Lutz can't write as well.

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    That is all.
  98. Also speaking as an MBA by perpenso · · Score: 3, Funny

    I seriously doubt that MBA managers make these kinds of efforts when they take charge of companies. The dominant ethos of that profession appears to be to run a company by the numbers just long enough to move on to a higher paid position.

    That's pretty much it. That's how the corporate American works and we're taught accordingly.

    That's not how I was taught at a public university ranked in the top 35 in the US. As matter of fact in some of our case studies the take away was that the perspective you offer was partly responsible for failure.

    Engineers who want to know the business end of things this is what you study: Basic Accounting, Economics: basics of Macro and Micro, Managerial accounting (reports: balance sheet, income statement, cash flows!!! ), Finance: although the manual for the HP 12C covers it all ...

    Uh, no. In my classes we were also taught to look for the financial gimmicks and tricks sometimes used to inflate financial reports. When found we were told to stay away from such companies. Well one professor actually suggested otherwise, he was of the opinion that one should wait for that company's failure, buy it cheap, discard the management and turn it around. He thought rehabilitating a mismanaged company with otherwise good products can be quite lucrative.

    ... Biz law - contracts. Pretty much the first semester of B school is all you really need. That's all. everything else is fluff ...

    I call BS. Claiming the above is a semester demonstrates a tendency towards *extreme* exaggeration, it lowers your credibility. Also other typical classes are not fluff. Statistics: A quite different class from the one I had that was part of scientific/engineering program. Organization Behavior: While often joked about the case studies also showed company failures because management blew off the issues raised in this class, more below. Negotiations: often an elective but also considered one of the most important classes by those who take it. Global Business: Obviously critical today, and if someone thinks it is about outsourcing then that person obviously hasn't taken such a class. Marketing: As an arrogant engineer expecting this to all be snake oil I loved learning how ignorant I was. Marketing can be highly scientifically and mathematically based. Info Tech: Again, software types like myself are often terribly mistaken as to what this class is about. Stategy: Do you seriously consider this topic fluff? The case studies we read suggest otherwise. Entrepreneurship: Another elective rather than a core class but for many its a critical class, again something you would consider fluff?

    And as far as the group behavior/personal dynamics class goes, we were taught that "sensitivity training" was the solution for all human resource problems - it was all basic psych and sociology and lots of buzz words. Let's put it this way, if you don't have any social skills, getting personal coaching will do much more for you than those fluff classes.

    My organizational behavior class was quite different. This topic surfaced in many other classes and in various case studies neglect in the OB area was one of the factors leading to team or company failure. It also helped me to see events over my career in a different light. Teaching social skills is not what OB is about. As a matter of fact that sort of stuff was done outside of class, for example a club focused on public speaking.

    There! Now you won't waste 2+ years and $40K+ on a big piece of toilet paper. Want a Masters Degree for ego, promotion, or whatever? Get it in something you'll enjoy.

    I have a MS CS and an MBA. The MS CS was largely more of the same, taking many of the BS CS classes a bit further. There were some interesting electives and doing some research in one of these was fun. However unless you

  99. Re: Huge Bonuses for Short Term Growth by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

    Giving huge bonuses for short term profitability causes bankruptcy. I listened to a detailed presentation from a top automotive sector analyst on what went wrong in the auto sector. Every bad decision listed was an effort that created short term gains and long term liabilities. The managers of GM, Ford, and Chrysler have been brilliant in finding ways to boost short term profits, however they have done so by sacrificing long-term gains. Just before the crash, Chrysler boosted its short-term profitability by cancelling new car development!

    Analysts have commented that the only profitable companies in the automotive sector are private. Fundamentally, a car company only lasts so long before it must produce new models of cars. A private investor wants both short term and long term profit, and balances those needs.

    Find a list of the best companies in North America for consistent long-term growth, and you will get a list of companies with strong private interests putting the brake on unbridled short term growth.

  100. Way too broad a brush by sjbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I seriously doubt that MBA managers make these kinds of efforts when they take charge of companies.

    That's an AWFULLY broad brush you are painting with there. A MBA is a college degree. Nothing more. People with MBAs go into finance, accounting, marketing, sales, engineering (yes, engineering), and of course management. Having a MBA is not an automatic ticket to management either. At best it might get you some interviews you might not get without the degree much like an engineering degree can open a few doors. After that it is up to the talent of the individual. Futhermore, lots of people get MBA degrees AFTER they already are in charge (see executive MBA programs) because they seek to do their job better. Management has a skillset much like engineering, and many (though not remotely all) of those skills can be learned in school.

    The dominant ethos of that profession appears to be to run a company by the numbers just long enough to move on to a higher paid position.

    A MBA is a college degree, not a profession. There are good managers with MBA degrees and bad managers with MBA degrees. The degree is just training. It is in no way, shape or form a profession.

    Most that I have met have little to no underlying understanding of the businesses they are being paid handsomely to operate.

    That would be true of many people regardless of whether they possess a degree in business administration.

    1. Re:Way too broad a brush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I was going to type roughly the same thing.

      The "MBA" is just a scapegoat. I'd argue that the problem has been too much focus on short term gain and stock price, not building a long term successful business.

    2. Re:Way too broad a brush by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      In fact, going forward with the new 150+ credit requirements for CPAs, every one of them is going to be forced through several additional semesters of school beyond undergrad. About half of all new hires in the Big 4 accounting firms have MBAs, and all but a handful of the other half plan to complete one in the future, because they need to meet those credit thresholds anyway. (The remainder are taking fluff courses at night like sports reporting). None of these MBAs demand respect for their MBA because they're all fully aware that it's simply a minimum requirement for the job, not a distinction.

      It's essentially a slightly broader undergraduate degree(especially since the level of depth and difficulty is comparable). It's pretty silly to define someone by their most recent degree after more than a year or two. Beyond that, performance and practical experience are far more relevant.

  101. I call BS on Lutz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bob Lutz was in top management at each of Detroit's Big Three, often acting as the #2 guy running operations while the CEO went out talking to Wall Street and the press. And now he's telling us they were overrun by bean counting MBAs? If there was someone in a position to do something about it, he was the guy. Gee Bob, maybe you could have .... shaken up management, fired people?

  102. Re:Have American Businesses Been Stranded By the M by couchslug · · Score: 1

    The US IS competitive, and produces a massive amount of manufactured goods.

    If it weren't for WWII literally killing off our competition we'd not be nearly as wealthy.

    Americans have internalized the idea that the US should COMMAND is disproportionate share of world market and that everyone should be employed at a "good" job.

    That's literally insane.

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    "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
  103. It's common by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

    I worked as a technician for several computer stores in the past before I opened my own consulting company. 3 out of 4 were run by "Business men" or "Sales people" that had absolutely positively no clue how a computer worked or how to build or fix a computer, or to even use a computer. They were more clueless than most of our customers. One guy was a shoe salesman before he opened his computer shop. Yet another was a vacuum cleaner salesman. It was always funny to watch them stew in their own juices when a customer asked them a technical question.

  104. You need specialized MBA's by laffer1 · · Score: 1

    Business types always want to fill positions with the exact requirements and experience but nothing more so they can maximize profits. The other thing they want is someone who does one task well. Why not require this of MBA's? Require them to specialize in major industries while they're in college. They have to actually learn about the tech sector, retail or whatever they're going to go into. This way, they at least have some knowledge to back their crazy logic.

  105. So What? you are missing the point _utterly_ by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    Many people are not suited to run any kind of business for one reason or another. That doesn't mean than none of the members of a given category of people, except maybe autistics, are a-priori unable to run a successful business.

    There are _lots_ of MBAs and their ilk who are not suitable for running a business.

    The point of the article isn't "all geek and software guys should run businesses", it is rather the more salient point that "business should be run by the people interested and knowledgeable of the business at hand, rather than people who only possess a prurient interest in the money such a business might have wrung from its functions".

    Neither "Lawyers" nor "Businessmen" should _ever_ be allowed to run a business (except for maybe a law practice) nor make policy for any business or government.

    By analogy "min-max gamers" make terrible authors because they don't know how to balance characters, and Michael Bay is a terrible director because he doesn't know the difference between a special effect and a plot advancing event.

    Money is supposed to be a tool of business, not be the point of one.

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    Innocent people shouldn't be forced to pay for inferior software development.
    --"Code Complete" Microsoft Press
  106. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by NickFortune · · Score: 2

    Yes, they are rejects. That's why they're paid more in a year to slash and burn your company than you get paid in 10. Obviously, they're failing at SOMETHING. Likely though, they console themselves with 7 series BMWs and lots of pretty women. I doubt that your scorn causes them to have problems sleeping at night.

    And if the purpose of this discussion was to make all the MBAs burst into tears and run home to their mommas, you'd probably have a telling point. But I don't think that's the object of the exercise in this case.

    So far as I can see, the question under debate is to what extend the general MBA approach is toxic to the wider economy, and whether or not we are all of us paying the price for those "slash and burn" tactics.

    I'm sure those BMWs are a source of great comfort to their owners, but they don't really constitute an argument for letting said owners keep slashing and burning.

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  107. Syndicalism by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 0

    "Shoemakers should be run by shoe guys and software firms by software guys." That's called workers' self-management. It is best implemented through industrial unionism, anarcho-syndicalism, or a network of co-operatives.

    The problem with corporate capitalism is twofold. One is that management (the so criticized MBAs) have a class interest separate from both owners and workers. There are cases where management will act to retain their own wealth and power even at the expense of overall efficiency. They are also not necessarily the most knowledgeable about the core work of the businesses they run; much of business school is unscientific trendy buzzword compliant model building and improperly contextualized case studies. The business world chants the mantra, "a manager is a manager". The assumption is they can run any firm regardless of actual knowledge of the technical and social aspects of a particular market. Workers end up with clueless destructive bosses.

    The other main problem with corporations, from the perspective of the worker, is the market itself. The short term interests of shareholders often drastically differ from the long-term interests of workers, consumers, and society at large. Investors ignore systemic risk that can destroy whole economies, sell off valuable assets and cut R&D for short term gains at the expense of long term viability, move production to whichever nation can do the work with the lowest human rights and environmental protections at tremendous social cost, etc. This system is clearly sub-optimal, to put it mildly.

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  108. Re: Huge Bonuses for Short Term Growth by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Find a list of the best companies in North America for consistent long-term growth, and you will get a list of companies with strong private interests putting the brake on unbridled short term growth.

    Yup. Like I said,

    It isn't an MBA problem. It's a shareholders-demanding-immediate-profits-problem.

    .

  109. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    I'm sure those BMWs are a source of great comfort to their owners, but they don't really constitute an argument for letting said owners keep slashing and burning.

    Sure, it's the MBAs that are slashing and burning. But you know who is hiring them? Shareholders. People who own stock. If you want to blame someone, don't blame the guy who gets approached by a publicly traded company, offered a HUGE amount of money and asked to go destroy the company from the inside. The guy with the MBA is smart - big money for little work? And it's not even un-ethical work, the company "boss" is asking you to take the job. You're not killing baby seals.

    Who in their right mind wouldn't take said job?

  110. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately we replaced him with a President with higher levels of education

    Not necessarily. There's lots of reports that Obama was passed by his professors because he had connections that donated millions of dollars to the university. His classmates say he was a terrible student.

    On top of that, both he and Michelle have been effectively disbarred ("on court ordered inactive status") as lawyers:
    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_was_Michelle_Obama_disbarred

  111. Lutz may be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying an engineer has no business skills is like saying an accountant has no medical skills. Yes, it may be true, but it is not end of the game.

    There are plenty of engineers who are intelligent and flourish in social environments. Everyone is so focused on specialization, that education and skill sets are compartmentalized within the workers. A good, business minded engineer could go back to school and earn an MBA. I don't think this is unreasonable. These people will be at the tops of multi-million/billion dollar companies and will be making significant incomes.

  112. Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I completely agree. Many of these same MBA-minded folks run our government too. Perhaps there presence in that arena threatens even more than our countries economic well being.

  113. MBAs and Scandals by Required+Snark · · Score: 2
    A constant in big business scandals is the presence of Harvard MBAs. Here's an article http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/education/article5821706.ece from the London Times.

    Harvard Business School alumni include Stan O’Neal and John Thain, the last two heads of Merrill Lynch, plus Andy Hornby, former chief executive of HBOS, who graduated top of his class. And then of course, there’s George W Bush, Hank Paulson, the former US Treasury secretary, and Christopher Cox, the former chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), a remarkable trinity who more than fulfilled the mission of their alma mater: “To educate leaders who make a difference in the world.”

    It just wasn’t the difference the school had hoped for.

    ...

    In the late 1990s, their faculties rushed to write paeans to Enron, the firm of the future, the new economic paradigm. The admiration was mutual: Enron was stuffed with Harvard Business School alumni, from Jeff Skilling, the chief executive, down. When Enron, rotten to the core, collapsed, the old case studies were thrust in a closet and removed from the syllabus, and new ones were promptly written about the ethical and accounting issues posed by Enron’s misadventures.

    ...

    Is there a pattern here? Go back to the 1980s, and you find that Harvard MBAs played a big enough role in the insider trading scandals that washed through Wall Street for a former chairman of the SEC to consider it a good move to donate millions of dollars for the teaching of ethics at the school.

    Time after time, and scandal after scandal, it seems that a school that graduates just 900 students a year finds itself in the thick of it. Yet there is remarkably little contrition.

    To be fair, it's not just Harvard. Rajanatnam, the Galleon hedge fund founder, went to the Warton MBA program. He was just convicted on insider trading.

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  114. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by Belial6 · · Score: 2

    That's like saying a rapist is better at picking up women because he gets laid more often.

  115. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Oh, I agree - I don't confuse education with intelligence! You can earn a lot of degrees without having real intelligence or wisdom - something that I think any manager (especially the President) needs in copious amounts!

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  116. Meanwhile, in Japan... by DaveGod · · Score: 1

    The car industry is THE case study in success of the "MBAs". The Japanese devastated the US car industry with techniques introduced through management theory, such as Kaisen and Just In Time. They also monitored the market and produced cars that there was demand for, rather than whatever the US car makers wanted to produce.

    Of course, engineering was extremely important too, the point is they had a good balance of pretty much everything.

    Men "for whom no vehicle could ever be too big, too fast, or too thirsty for gasoline" is whom caused the downfall of the US car industry and I don't see that changing unless something crazy good happens to the price of oil.

    "China plans to open 40 new graduate schools of business in the next few years" is deeply disturbing news because while they can produce stuff for extremely cheap, they can't manage for shit. That's why you have Western companies ultimately turning most of the profit on Chinese-made goods.

    1. Re:Meanwhile, in Japan... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No. Engineering is critically important.

      Honda cares about making the fastest engines in the world. GM cares about being better salesmen.

      All of the latest fads from management school really don't matter if you're not interested in pleasing the customer to begin with.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  117. This is nothing new by hazem · · Score: 2

    I took a LEAN class from a professor who had been a management accountant for a good part of his life. He wrote a few books about how companies are often driven into inefficiency and/or ruin by allowing the accounting and finance arms of the companies to be the dominant decision makers. This one, Relevance Lost is from 1991:

    http://www.amazon.com/Relevance-Lost-Rise-Management-Accounting/dp/0875842542

  118. Sega is a nice example by Stormwatch · · Score: 0

    In the late 90s, when Sega was developing the Dreamcast, Yuzo Koshiro knew it would be the perfect console for a Streets of Rage 4. He pitched the idea to them, and Sega of Japan was interested, but Sega of America shot it down. They owned the most successful brawler series ever (shut up, Final Fight fans), and if certain rumors are true, those people were completely oblivious to it!

  119. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 0

    That's like saying a rapist is better at picking up women because he gets laid more often.

    That's like saying you love women who wear Hitler mustaches and wear SS armbands.

    I feel like my comment stands all on its own - no need to explain how I came to such a far fetched conclusion. I'm not going to explain how it's related. If I can connect the dots, so can all the intelligent people out there that read my out-of-context, can't-be-bothered-to-quote-the-relevant-section commentary.

  120. Story of a Harvard stem cell researcher who met W. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Citing from a book "The Stem Cell Hope" by a stem cell scientist when he met W in 2001.

    Bush's opening remark, Melton recalls, ... “He sat down, asked me to sit next to him, and said, 'Here's your chance to pitch the President of the United States'". Melton, not one to be distracted or ruffled easily, was caught off guard. "I remember thinking at the time, first, this is surprising-- t he's talking about himself in the third person-- and second, I wasn't really there to pitch anything".

    To me it seems that the guy has a deep seated insecurity and unhappiness about his incompetence, that he had a constant need to diss and put down the academically accomplished. It's sad that we had this guy for *two* terms just because the average Joe thought he could have a beer with him. Fucking pathetic.

  121. Engineer & MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of companies are ran by engineers that also have MBAs, which makes this stupid.

  122. Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this surprise anyone? Koreans are well-known for their online exploits (and offline, if you have the misfortune of meeting one).

  123. Re:THis is why I have said to break up the auto ma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? What company would that be?

  124. Mostly Bloody Awful (MBA) by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    The Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) has a great podcast under their investigative journalism show called background briefing taking an in depth look at why hiring people MBA's is starting to lose it's shine and why savvy business owners are now thinking twice before hiring someone with an MBA. To make a long story short Universities are teaching the technicalities of of modern day business dealing but failing to teach students that some times they have to get their hands dirty and deal directly with the product and the customers and stop playing with spread sheets.

    A Link to the podcast can be found here

  125. Public Owned Corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An IPO might as well be renamed to Jumping The Shark, IMO. It's unfortunate so few corporate leaders have the ambition, balls and vision to maintain a controlling share and long-term direction. It's equally unfortunate that the public shareholder fails to value these qualities over quarterly earnings.

  126. Domain experts drive business by naasking · · Score: 1

    'Shoemakers should be run by shoe guys,' argues Lutz, 'and software firms by software guys.'

    Amen. Businesses should be driven by domain experts informed by business/economics experts on staff, and not vice versa.

  127. Engineers and the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Engineers and MBA's (God bless them) have much book knowledge for the most part, and very little street cred. Take an Engineering or MBA graduate into manufacturing environment, and what do you witness? We see the deer in the headlights look of terror and unspoken admission that screams: "College and University never prepared me for this".

    When you hear assembly management scream: " I don't give a F**k about that repair, just give me my numbers of rolls test"; then you'll understand College and University never prepared any well meaning Engineer or MBA for that.

    The blame lies with academia for sure. These well meaning young folk who present themselves like lambs to the slaughter to the god of industry; well they're not to blame; they've simply been trained to act and think in a certain way. There's a big gap (read chasm) that exist in that space between what industry and corporate business need and what academia supplies.

    The bottom line? We need Engineers and MBA's who have the ability to recognize and work within both linear and non-linear business inputs and outputs.

    Whole brain thinkers is what we need; but we don't generally get that; all we get for the most part, is logical A + B = C thinkers. Yes this is all good, but systems are abstract yet includes logic; so we certainly need more whole brain thinkers IMO.

    Wallace Tait: Visualmapper
    http://www.visualmapper.org

  128. gotcha crapitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The MBA says, "Get the sucker to buy our shoddy product and hope he doesn't cause trouble if the piece of crap we produced is indeed a piece of crap." This is the mantra of the modern American business. Fleece the sucker and disappear! Hah, stupid idiot, you bought our crap or subscribed to our worthless service. Good luck ridding yourself of the tapeworn!!

    No wonder why America is no longer competitive Glug, flush. Watch this country run down the drain.

    The consumer is not blameless. He is utterly unwilling to pay for real value and quality. This adds up to a picture that is demented and sad.

  129. The comments are mostly clueless by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't that business types maximize quarterly profits - that is just one of many potential side effects of maximizing *your own* profits over the company's profits.

    Predictably, slashdot readers, being technical types, make the intellectual mistake they always make - they look at "the larger problem" abstracted from the humans involved. The shareholder and societal problem is to align incentives, knowledge, and power in a corporation to that larger problem. Management is a *real problem*, and when it isn't solved, a parasitic class with the "people skills" to rule will do so.

    Anyone else remember Thulsa Doom and the Riddle of Steel? The True Steel is flesh, and the power over flesh.

    This is not to condemn business types for looking after themselves. Far from it. I'm all for people looking out for themselves. Engineers are only weak because they are on their knees. Let them rise. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight.

  130. A bit of the pot calling the kettle black by leonardjf · · Score: 1

    With all due respect to Mr. Lutz, he was part of GM management for a number of years and never raised these issues publicly. To the contrary, he was reportedly resented by many GM employees for profligate spending, including using a helicopter to get around when one of GM's cars would have worked fine. One of his last positions in the company was running GM Marketing and Advertising, a position for which he was clearly unsuited, and which he should have turned down. His inexperience at marketing helped to pull GM into bankruptcy. My belief is that a manager has a responsibility to speak up if he or she objects to the way that their company is being run, and an obligation to decline appointment to positions for which they are unqualified. Mr. Lutz looks like a hypocrite--supporting GM management when it benefited him financially, keeping his mouth shut when taking decisive action could have helped the company to avoid bankruptcy, and writing a "tell-all" book that vindicates him and his actions, when he was a central player in the downfall of the company.

  131. Focusing on the gnats in the forest. by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 2

    I've long said that's what was killing Ford when I was there. There was no thought about what was happening next quarter, let alone 5 years down the line. It was all about making the numbers this week. That's what lead them to cede the small cars to the foreign companies, and concentrate solely on SUVs, which pretty much tanked the company when the SUV market fell over (that and the bad press about the Explorer, but that's another story).

  132. Re:Lutz is dead right by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 1

    with apologies to Oscar Wilde

    Oh, it's quite all right.

  133. Andreesen on MBAs by postagoras · · Score: 1

    There's a decent interview of Marc Andreesen in the NY Time Sunday Magazine for today, 7/10/11.

    Quote:
    M.B.A. graduating classes are actually a reliable contrary indicator: if they all want to go into investment banking, there’s going to be a financial crisis. If they want to go into tech, that means a bubble is forming.

  134. Agreed, 110% - you can't manage what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't understand - that's the "business-type's" MAIN problem!

    * In fact, it's WHY I don't think the likes of Mr. Ballmer have done as well @ Microsoft as say, Mr. Gates did!

    (Now, there's a guy with a PROPER "mix" of tech & business in 1 package! You don't find them everyday either, & it takes years @ both to be GOOD @ both)...

    That's why I respectfully call him "King Billy" in fact (not sarcastically either, no joke).

    In fact?

    I even told that very thing to Mr. Richard Russell who posts here as "Foredecker"

    (He is or @ least was, Senior Mgt. @ Microsoft in their "Windows Client Performance Division"... he told me Mr. Ballmer's MAIN STRENGTH is his ability to groom new mgt. talent @ the executive level in fact - perhaps he should be relegated to HR level work IF that is his main asset... I don't know, just speaking based on what I heard is all!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Personally, I'd rather see a guy like Mark Russinovich running Microsoft... he's got the technical acumen, w/out a doubt (though I have had "minor run ins with him" over time, but also helped him once as well in his work on a program of his too & wished he luck @ MS) and has run a successful Winternals/SysInternals business on his own in the past with the help of his colleague Mr. Bryce Cogswell (iirc, both are PHD level in Comp. Sci. as well)

    Yes - I think "the Good Doctor" Mark R. would actually be a decent "head guy" @ MS, because he's as close as I know of to "King Billy" tech skills (he has more than Mr. Gates in tech) & business skill too - leadership's all that remains (& imo @ least, either you're BORN with that, or you don't have it & NEVER will)

    ... apk

  135. One little (common?) mistake by Walt+Sellers · · Score: 1

    I've discussions with some managers that bugged me for a long time.

    One day I realized that the basic part of the discussion that bugged me was their apparent belief that "management" was the product. (Instead of the software that we spent so much time and effort building, shipping, etc.)

  136. Not that new by Walt+Sellers · · Score: 1

    Ever since there have been investors, there have been investors wanting assurances that the money is safe.

    But time spent assuring is time not spent building. Looking at it another way, it is a reduction of efficiency. And efficiency is one of the great factors of competition.

    Even Walt Disney expressed concern:
    "You know, the only way I've found to make these pictures is with animators. You can't seem to do it with accountants and bookkeepers." —Walt Disney

  137. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correlation is not causation. I'll take O over B2 any day.

  138. Re:The comments are mostly clueless (inclusive) by Walt+Sellers · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I understood that. Perhaps you can find another way to express it.

  139. Engineers First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No mater what all these MBA guys will say in this discussion these are the laws:
    * If you do not have it ( a product ), you can't sell it.
    * Some things - bridges, roads, space shuttles will never be subject of sale and need engineers; will never need MBAs.
    * What US became since 16th century to late 70s is not result of MBA approach to problem but hard work and engineering.
    * Where we are now sinking to is purely result of MBAs marketing nonsense.
    * See Apple - pure engineering victory; there is not nonsense marketing push like the Microsoft business machinery.

  140. Engineer with MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an engineer, I have an MBA.
    I am against outsourcing of critical jobs, as it leads to disaster.
    I am against short term plans (eg, lets try to squeeze out as much as we can next quarter). This also leads to disaster.
    I am against quota and silly performance reviews. (most if not all I have personally experienced are retarded)

    I have learned business by numbers, but I have also learned that business is about people. People who deserve respect and who deserve to be listened to and who deserve to be able to take pride in what they do.

    What I am reading here (the complaints) is piss poor management!
    Unfortunately that is the norm. People put more emphasis on measurable achievement and by preference associated with big brand names than competence.
    Sad world we live in.

  141. Socialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most shoe makers dont know how to do the math they're to busy making shoes and doing shoe math.. And if they're spending all that time doing numbers then whose making the shoes?. This will mean that they will have to increase the price because there are less shoes to be had. (Which are prollie less comfortable.) There needs to be someone there to manipulate internal investment, the optimal numbers at which there are being consumed and most importantly where the utility of something. You want your business to be profitable ? Everyone -_-^3 This. He wants the workers to rise up and take over the company they will run it to the ground or produce below maximum awesomeness. Its good to have the double check and i'm sure that there are lot of people who would fail the business ethics question at the billy Madison but at least there's not a guy on a horse coming around to collect our money cause that would get to me.

  142. Re:Lutz is dead right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    MBAs are all about managing, not marketing.

    They are a cost centre not a profit centre. They never add value.

    Collective noun for a group of MBAs "A Delay!"

  143. Its about the the guys not the degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess Bob is both right and wrong..There were no MBAs when the events that led to 30's Great depression happened. The need of the business in New Era is neither pure Engineers nor pure MBAs.
    People who manage state of affairs should be MBAs with an ingenuity and curiosness of an Engineer or Engineers with a broader view of business as whole and who don't view everything as an Engineering problem to solve. Just look at those Engineers and Managers that made it to top... you get your answers.

  144. the UI has been drastically improved by alizard · · Score: 1

    I found GIMP useless except for special effects a couple of years ago. Now, I use it routinely. There are lots of people who need more than MTPaint but don't need the capability of several hundred bucks worth of graphics software. Who need capabilities like manipulating photos, making simple web page graphics, posters. GIMP is just fine for that kind of situation. Sure, it's got a learning curve. But so does anything above the MSPaint level.

  145. It's about polish and not much else by cloudsinmycoffee · · Score: 1

    I believe the adolation of MBA's and their culture have been very bad for business in this country, and has been a sea change for the worse here in the last quarter century. I don't think it is a mere coincidence that their short-sighted focus has corresponded with a collapse of American manufacturing. I saw it somewhere I think in the WSJ some time ago that "If Thomas Edison had had an MBA working for him, he wouldn't have invented the Lightbulb, he's have invented the Bigger Candle" The skills you learn there are about being polished and not much else. In my own experience, too many of the MBA's I have met have been clubby, ruthless, smug, arrogant little snotnoses, filled with their own sense of importance and self-worth.

  146. Re:Story of a Harvard stem cell researcher who met by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Then again, Fox News spin and lack of an opposition who could keep their platform straight was another. People will often vote for something that is understandable, rather than truthful and wavering. If the level of education in the USA was higher then we might just find ourselves with better candidates, but we are doing everything to reduce the level of education, due to low financing. More money is put into dealing in the symptoms of this failing than the cause.

    I can't say whether Obama is doing a good job or not, since he has been given a tough mandate. He is also having to deal with reduced tax revenue and many people who oppose raising the taxes. Playing government with a full coffer is easy. Playing the same game with coffers near empty, an inability to fill it properly and trying to deal with corporations that need help, to prevent worse damage is another story altogether. In fact, maybe running a country financially should be part of an MBA, since it is a far tougher problem than many business guys are willing to accept.

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    Jumpstart the tartan drive.
  147. No, actually. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    As I recall the auto industry, was brought to its knees by 2 things:

    1) Greed from Wall Street, Banks, and insurance companies basically ruining the economy and drying up credit
    2) A situation where you have more retired employees than working ones, and a health care system being profiteered by insurance companies.

    So they were not competitive because of #2, and needed loans to keep going, and when #1 dried up all credit, they where screwed (unless like Ford they got a huge loan just before the credit bust)...

    So no, MBA's were not directly involved with the auto industry going to hell. Though you could probably make the argument that the MBA's on Wall Street, in the Banks, and in the insurance companies did a pretty fine job of fscking everything up.

    1. Re:No, actually. by cloudsinmycoffee · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I'm sure they had their own staff filled with MBA's, as did the entire 'Financial Sector' who nearly crashed the world banking system pursuing immediate yields and returns over common sense and good judgement.

  148. Connect and sell by jawahar · · Score: 1

    We need MBA to connect and sell people, process, technology, product and services to customers.

  149. MBAs/Consumers by Dmritard96 · · Score: 0

    At my parents house the garage door opener wasn't working. My dad took the cover off and there was a gear that was stripped. After that he called sears and asked what the cost to fix it would be. The response:
    This will be $100+ for the part and $140 for the service fee, after which the sears employee recommended just getting a new one instead.

    We have had OK service from this unit but in my mind this was total failure by design (10 years). The gear that failed was a soft plastic gear that could have easily been made of something more durable for a few cents more per unit.

    Anyhow, I consulted Google and the instant feature really gave it away. Tons of suggestions related to replacement gears for this unit. I then went to ebay and bought the OEM part from someone for $8 (including the recommended lubricant and instructions). After that came it took less than 15 minutes for my father and I to replace it.

    The gear is clearly too soft for the kind of loads it has to handle. The pricing for a replacement + service is way higher than a new unit and replacement part and labor were very minimal.

    While I don't want to say that MBAs are at fault for every poor piece of tech or bad direction that a company goes in, I do feel that MBAs are at fault for a highly disposable and irresponsible consumerism. The economics of it (both short and long term) make it easy to understand how this situation arises. Rather than sell a product that will last for 20 or 30 years for 1$ dollar more (or one dollar less in profit), it makes a lot more sense to sell two or three units in that same time.

    If consumers were savvy to this they might say "hey, I want to try a different product rather than throw money at the this company taking advantage of me" or they might even demand that statistics be available on these units. But ultimately, consumers don't care. Its unfortunately unrealistic to expect many to open up something to see what that problem is (and in many cases, you can't just open something and figure out what is wrong easily) and it is even more unrealistic to expect that consumers have the attention span and interest to buy from companies who try and build the most durable version of something (if there is an option). That being said, I will not shop at sears anymore.

    To me, this problem is systemic at least here in the US, so much so that it is destabilizing our economy and way of life (although our way of life could stand to loose some stability. This type of business strategy is bad for the consumer, bad for companies (long term) and bad for the environment. The consumer ends up paying more. The company sells a ton in the short term, hires more people and then when times are tough and people don't want to fork over money constantly for the latest and greatest after their product fails, the companies fall flat on their face. Environmentally, we have china build them using tons of energy and enjoying their economically advantageous lack of environmental regulation and then we buy them, use them, something small and easy to fix breaks and we put them in a landfill and start over.

    What we should do is gradually shift back to an economy where we manufacture in the US with our environmental regulations and stop sending all of our money overseas. MBAs and consumers though need to be encouraged to adopt this kind of institutionalized change. I don't know how to get either party to change but somehow it has to. We need responsible MBAs and if we can't get that we need responsible consumers that hold MBAs and ultimately their corporations accountable. Maybe the governement should incentivize it somehow. If you agree or disagree or have ideas I would love to hear from you.

    Dan

  150. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by NickFortune · · Score: 1

    Sure, it's the MBAs that are slashing and burning. But you know who is hiring them? Shareholders. People who own stock. If you want to blame someone, don't blame the guy who gets approached by a publicly traded company, offered a HUGE amount of money and asked to go destroy the company from the inside.

    mmm... doesn't work.

    If I hire a hitman to shoot you through the head, I may have done a bad thing, but that doesn't excuse the fellow who pulled the trigger. And it doesn't matter if I paid him a ton of money to do so. Nor does it matter if he found the work to be really easy and really enjoyable. He's still done a bad thing.

    Of course, you already argued that the work (unlike that of the hitman) is not fundamentally un-ethical. So let's talk about that next.

    And it's not even un-ethical work, the company "boss" is asking you to take the job. You're not killing baby seals.

    No, you're not. What you are doing is knowingly and willingly destroying the vital national economic infrastructure for short term personal gain. Which is arguably rather worse.

    I think I'll stand by the "hitman" analogy.

    Who in their right mind wouldn't take said job?

    Me. OK, I suppose we could argue about to what extent I can be considered to be in my right mind. Nevertheless ...

    It comes back to the same point. Is the MBA slash and burn mentality sufficiently damaging to society that we should take steps to discourage the approach? It's not enough to say "it makes some people rich so it must be all right", otherwise shooting people for money would be legal.

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  151. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    No, you're not. What you are doing is knowingly and willingly destroying the vital national economic infrastructure for short term personal gain. Which is arguably rather worse.

    Really? You have proof? Or is that just your opinion. I think that retards like you are ruining the world. Am I morally justified (or even compelled!) to get rid of you?

  152. MBA is a Tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not so much that MBAs are bad any more than those who have them are bad. The problem is when management assumes that an MBA sheepskin is conclusive evidence of good business judgement. Education is only a tool. There are some excellent wielders of MBA knowledge - unfortunately there are many who should never be given the keys.

  153. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by NickFortune · · Score: 1

    Really? You have proof? Or is that just your opinion.

    Well, the basically destructive nature of the process, you've pretty much conceded with the term "slash-and-burn", or so it seems to me. The scope of that destruction is the point under debate.

    We've both expressed a number of opinions in that regard. Or are you prepared to support your assertion that there is nothing un-ethical about MBA slash-and-burn?

    I think that retards like you are ruining the world. Am I morally justified (or even compelled!) to get rid of you?

    Oh dear, and we were being so polite, too. To answer the question, if you can make a case that I'm damaging the quality of life of a large number of people, and you can find a way to do it within the law, then yes, you should probably make the attempt.

    None of which is a reason why we shouldn't re-examine the role of MBAs in the world of modern business.

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  154. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Well, the basically destructive nature of the process, you've pretty much conceded with the term "slash-and-burn", or so it seems to me. The scope of that destruction is the point under debate. We've both expressed a number of opinions in that regard. Or are you prepared to support your assertion that there is nothing un-ethical about MBA slash-and-burn?

    No, I'm not going to defend creative destruction. I will let both Karl Marx and John Maynard Keynes defend it. I figure between Marxism/communism and Free market economics, you'll find an argument that suites your political background.

    As for ethics, you're confusing public ethics and private ethics. Which is so funny, since you go on to encourage me with ...

    Oh dear, and we were being so polite, too. To answer the question, if you can make a case that I'm damaging the quality of life of a large number of people, and you can find a way to do it within the law, then yes, you should probably make the attempt.

    So, on one hand, you'd like me to act within the law, if possible. Because that's alright. But on the other hand, you'd like MBAs to stop acting within the law. Because they need ethics?

    Seriously. You know the character in this skit, that acts like an immature idiot college kid? That's you. Sure, it's lowbrow humour (idiots make such easy targets), but it's also on an intellectual level that you probably won't get - so I don't have to feel bad about hurting your feelings!

  155. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by NickFortune · · Score: 1

    Well, the basically destructive nature of the process, you've pretty much conceded with the term "slash-and-burn", or so it seems to me. The scope of that destruction is the point under debate. We've both expressed a number of opinions in that regard. Or are you prepared to support your assertion that there is nothing un-ethical about MBA slash-and-burn?

    No, I'm not going to defend creative destruction. I will let both Karl Marx [wikipedia.org] and John Maynard Keynes defend it. I figure between Marxism/communism and Free market economics, you'll find an argument that suites your political background.

    I'm not personally aware that either Keynes or Marx suggested that wholesale asset stripping of an economy would be a good thing. And even if they did, I would venture to say that it doesn't seem to be working out all that well in practice.

    Of course, if you really want to get all snippy about justifying our arguments, then you have to do a lot more than drop the names of a couple of famous economists into the debate. A fallacious appeal to authority, I believe that's called...

    So, on one hand, you'd like me to act within the law, if possible. Because that's alright. But on the other hand, you'd like MBAs to stop acting within the law. Because they need ethics?

    Not quite. I'm saying that if you feel that I am a menace to society and must be stopped (as per your hypothetical argument in your previous post) then you have a moral right (and possibly obligation) to do so, so long as you act inside the law. Similarly, if wider business community decides that MBA short-termism is proving toxic to the economy then they have a right and possibly obligation to work within the law to counter that. Up to and including changing said law through legislative channels.

    Seriously. You know the character in this skit, that acts like an immature idiot college kid? That's you. Sure, it's lowbrow humour (idiots make such easy targets), but it's also on an intellectual level that you probably won't get - so I don't have to feel bad about hurting your feelings!

    Fascinating. Remind me to look at it sometime. Meantime, we were discussing MBAs?

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  156. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    I'm not personally aware that either Keynes or Marx suggested that wholesale asset stripping of an economy would be a good thing. And even if they did, I would venture to say that it doesn't seem to be working out all that well in practice. Of course, if you really want to get all snippy about justifying our arguments, then you have to do a lot more than drop the names of a couple of famous economists into the debate. A fallacious appeal to authority, I believe that's called...

    Yeah... I'd have to name some economists and link you to the idea that they support. And in that link, it would be helpful if those economists were mentioned. Too bad I didn't do that, right? ... hold on, let me check something ...

    NEVERMIND. That's exactly what I did. Not my problem if you're uninformed, especially after I wasted my time trying to inform you.

    But sure, let's move on to ad-hominum attacks, since you're fundamentally incapable of assimilating new and relevant information to this conversation. You know, like concepts that are completely related, and sourced, and dumbed down to a level that even a 5th grader could understand ... but you couldn't be bothered to read, because, you know, TL;DR...

    And don't forget, if you don't really bother to read the responses to your posts and just continue repeating your initial ideas ... you'll never lose an argument. Mostly because the other person will realize that talking with you is an exercise in futility and leave. But also because that's not an argument, that's the "fox news" model of conversation.

  157. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by NickFortune · · Score: 1

    Yeah... I'd have to name some economists and link you to the idea that they support. And in that link, it would be helpful if those economists were mentioned. Too bad I didn't do that, right? ... hold on, let me check something ...

    Well, you got as far as naming the economists. And then you vaguely suggested that if I went away and read up on the subject I'd probably find something somewhere that supported your point.

    Thing is, it's not my responsibility to do the work to support your point. Otherwise all I have to do is say "You are an idiot. The Internet has proof. Don't come back until you've found it" and it's game over, dude.

    But sure, let's move on to ad-hominum attacks, since you're fundamentally incapable of assimilating new and relevant information to this conversation.

    Actulally, you've offered precious little but ad-hominems for the last three posts, so it's not exactly "moving on" in any widely recognised sense of the word.

    And don't forget, if you don't really bother to read the responses to your posts and just continue repeating your initial ideas ... you'll never lose an argument.

    About that. How well do you think it's working for you, right now?

    Mostly because the other person will realize that talking with you is an exercise in futility and leave.

    First sensible thing you've said in four posts. Let's leave it there, before things degenerate any further.

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  158. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Well, you got as far as naming the economists. And then you vaguely suggested that if I went away and read up on the subject I'd probably find something somewhere that supported your point.

    You're right! I should have linked you to the theory that I was talking about. Oh wait. I did.

    Moron. Probably also republican, since one is a subset of the other...

    Actulally, you've offered precious little but ad-hominems for the last three posts, so it's not exactly "moving on" in any widely recognised sense of the word.

    Yes, you figured that out on your own? Good for you. Now I shall mock your spelling, and the fact that you didn't realize I was repeating back to you the attacks you were making. I'd suggest you re-read the previous posts, but I've already come to the conclusion (based on stellar evidence and the scientific method!) that you're unable to read, but strangely unable to write. Perhaps you should continue, so I can calculate a confidence value for my results.

    About that. How well do you think it's working for you, right now?

    Well, about as well as it's been working for you. See my previous comment.

    First sensible thing you've said in four posts. Let's leave it there, before things degenerate any further.

    You're right. Because I stopped actually arguing for my position when it because clear you weren't listening. I just kept mocking you. See my 2nd (and 3rd) comment in this post.

  159. Re:Different skills are needed. MBAs have no skill by NickFortune · · Score: 1

    You're right. Because I stopped actually arguing for my position when it because clear you weren't listening

    You mean to say it only looked like you'd run out of arguments and were being rude because you couldn't think of anything else to say? I must say, you were awfully convincing.

    Feel free to huff and puff a bit more if you like. I'm not particularly interested in your opinions regarding myself, so I shan't be reading the next one.

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  160. Re:Hollywood Science by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    In reality the concept of "correct" spelling is a fairly new one. Until that OCD bastard Webster made his dictionary the English language was pretty fluid and there were multiple spellings for many words.

    I've never had a head for spelling. I take that back, I do, I just could care less. But on a side note if I get within a drink or two of severe inebriation my posts and text have near perfect spelling and grammer. So much so when I'm drunk texting at 1AM my friends accuse me of lying about being drunk.