Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day
alphadogg writes "It's the last Friday in July. Have you hugged your system administrators today? Bought a cake? Picked up the tab for lunch? There's still time to show your thanks for the unsung heroes who keep corporate desktops, servers and networks running. Today is System Administrator Appreciation Day, an annual event thought up by IT pro Ted Kekatos. A company picnic and an old HP advertisement sparked the idea for the first SysAdmin Day, now in its 12th year."
I appreciate myself!
The servers are down.
'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
This!
Not a single fuck was given.
Speak for yourself!
We have several people in our department who are much more competent than our sysadmins. It seems like a constant battle. We often have to explain to them how the best way to do things is and why they are not doing it correctly. They probably need to pay the position more money so that competent people will choose that career path and not the more lucrative one that is our primary business and what butters our bread.
Not a single fuck was given.
Or had.
My wife always comes to me when the computers act up. I think I can leverage this into a blowjob.
Like a solider, you are appreciated once you are no longer around to do the job. It sucks, but that's often the only way any of us gets appreciated.
Jumpstart the tartan drive.
Anyone have a pdf of a poster I can place on my office door? I need to remind the cretins in the accounting office outside.
it isnt a real day until it has a hallmark card.
I don't think it's a coincidence. System Admins deserve some free chicken wing love today.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein
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Ill hug the one guy that does everything, the 4 useless ones will get a pie in the face.
Happy SAD to you too.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
2005 xTerra. It was an experience. I also brought in cookies for everyone else in the office to share with me.
Occasionally living proof of the Ballmer peak.
Face it. Nobody likes you. This "holiday" is a sham. It is worse than national frozen food month.
No, I haven't hugged my sysadmin, and I probably won't do so - something about not wanting to get multicolored greasy stains on my shirt.
I am officially gone from
I would do both the cake and the lunch for this guy. And then change your password just to be safe. http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/
If Slashdot were chemistry it would look like this:Cadaverine
Fuck system admin day. I'm going back to school.
For what? Nursing? Things suck really bad for them too and if you take in consideration all the nurses that have been pumped out lately, there will be a glut soon - because of the cuts currently happening, jobs are hard to come buy (my wife is a nurse who was just let go: all these people out of work have no insurance and therefore medical is suffering too).
Dental school? I know a dentist who was laid off and he had a HUGE problem getting a job.
Law school or Med school? Good luck with that.
MBA?! NFW. I got one and it was the most worthless waste of time and money in my life.
Yeah, I know it sucks and there's a lot of bullshit and nighttime shit, but the grass only looks greener on the other side. You got a job and sys admins are still enjoying some job security. Take it from me: suck it up and take it because I don't know of any profession that's doing well now - other than CEO of a multinational corporation.
Did you really just brag that you drove an old Nissan SUV? Set your sights a bit higher and you might crest 60k IT drone.
Ext. 26492, from 8:30 am to 4:30 pm, he doesn't even seem to take a lunch break, that's all I need to know.
I think my SA is the BOFH... a hug may get me killed... or committed. I'll stick to the Code Hack zone, where it is safe I think.
I'll get fair pay,
and an 8 hour day?
Rick B.
A small bonus can't help to show some appreciation.
Jumpstart the tartan drive.
When I was a kid, back in the days of BBS's and their SysOps's. I allways wanted he title of SysOP, now they call it SysAdmin.. bummer. I was a reall BBS SysOp fora year or so though way back when..
As much friction as there can be between sysadmins and developers (devs not giving proper instructions, sysadmins not notifying us about "scheduled" server maintenance, the hassle of trying to get production logs...) I can still appreciate it that it's not my ass on the line when servers go down in the middle of the night. Thanks, and I hope you have time tonight to enjoy a beer!
Apparently wizard is not a legitimate career path, so I chose programmer instead.
You always have to kiss their butts to do anything. 1/2 the time they are in the server room playing WOW.
Do you realize that the concept of "swear" words is completely ridiculous, arbitrary, and vary greatly from culture to culture?
It's a fucking occupational hazard.
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It was a fun adventure and an excuse to get away from my computer. Also a much nicer car than my ratty old 97 Honda Accord.
Occasionally living proof of the Ballmer peak.
oh and YOU'RE WELCOME!!
Another 'special' day, oh joy. I like how every day is special anymore. Mom assures me I'm special, too
Tomorrow is 'Cat Walkers' Day! Grab a leash it's gonna be special!
Imagination drew in bold strokes, instantly serving hopes and fears, while knowledge advanced by slow increments...
but not for stinky ones!
I'm Not Antisocial, I'm Just Not User Friendly
...to hug myself...
My blog
If sysadmins were more consistently good, we wouldn't need to manufacture a day to "appreciate" them. One of the reasons sysadmins are under appreciated is because a non-trivial percentage of them aren't worth spit. Sure, I've worked with some incredible admins and appreciated every second of their time. But I've worked with some pretty clueless idiots who had no business whatsoever coming anywhere near a computer. Nobody remembers the good admins because everything just works and no one needs to call them. Unfortunately, that means that the only admins you really do remember are the ones who couldn't figure out how to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. And that is what is really not fair for the good admins and why they are under appreciated.
So, for all the good admins out there, kudos to you. You should be appreciated on more than just one day arbitrarily chosen out of the year. For the rest, well, mother always said if you didn't have anything nice to say don't say anything. I don't have anything to say to you.
every company I have ever worked for has had some douche clown in that position
one cause the guy knew how to install a hard disk
one cause the guy installed the bosses surround sound
and the last one cause he knew how to install windows, and the company just moved cross country
so no, fuck the admins, they are worthless dolts that take 6 fucking weeks to run 1 god damned phone line and then they just twist two wires together covered with masking tape keeping me out of a real position
not a single fuck about us was given that day. But god forbid you forget "Secretary Appreciation Week" or whatever it is. :/
Back to the basement, cube trolls!
We are down to one part-time sysadmin, and she does a terrific job. I've seen lousy sysadmins, and know well to appreciate a good one. Now if only management appreciated her as well!
The DoD has a $19 billion space budget too.
This includes the GPS system, weather satellites and communications.
http://www.delltechcenter.com/page/Happy+Systems+Administrator+Appreciation+Day
by going out for pizza!!
after this resilvering finishes and someone figures out why the sql replication for the dedicated masters is latent but sometime a little later than the cron jobs for the reporting run and hopefully before anybody finds out we're not going to be in the skip-level meeting for the transition team that will probably prevent us from fixing that mailqueue inode issue brent reported yesterday but mira hasnt bugged yet because dev pushed new changes to the production environment ticketing system yesterday that we need to roll back sometime this evening.....
after the pizza i guess...or before?
argh, hang on someone just hit me up on jabber about that mysql lag thing again.
Good people go to bed earlier.
Getting my admin on this list.
Yup, that'll do.
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Unix is very user friendly, it's just picky about who its friends are.
He stops laughing and just tells me where the "any" key is.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
Do you know how to interact with people without lecturing them?
In this context, some coarse language is socially appropriate.
http://alternatives.rzero.com/
you are appreciated once you are no longer around to do the job
...Six Months Later...
Reminds me of "Emperor's Syndrom"...
Emperor: "Ah, that coup went better than expected. Let's look at the budget...1,000 Ninjas?? Fire half of them!"
Underling: "Yessir! But please keep in mind, the previous Emperor had 2,000 Ninjas...they were the only force warding off the assassins."
New Emperor: "Well, that coup went well. Let's look at the budget...Ahhh!! 500 Ninjas?! Fire half of them!"
Underling: *sigh*
"When I am king, you will be first against the wall..."
But seriously guys ... it's been seven years now ... can I finally have root access now?
Why the fuck would I want to?
Is 1563649 a prime number?
Counselor for people with Tourette syndrome.
Do you know how to speak without swearing?
Have you *met* a SysAdmin?
I've found that nurturing one's Zen nature is vital to dealing with technology. Violence is pretty damn useful too.
I left my job as a sysadmin more than a year ago, and I couldn't be happier. If you're an unappreciated underpaid overworked sysadmin, do what I did. LEAVE! Say goodbye to psychopathic executives, only-slightly-less-evil managers, and clueless-by-choice users. You can solve complex problems with no help and no budget, what the f*** are you doing getting reamed out by people too dumb to figure out how to plug in a printer? Run your own consulting business like I do, and bring home 3x what they were paying you. They want you to keep their servers running 24/7/365? Sure, no problem, as long as they pay you a bucketfull of money.
If you're as smart and hardworking as most sysadmins I've met, you're wasting your life working for them. LEAVE!
I'm right there with you. For the past three weeks I've been getting in at 6:00 AM and working until midnight (or until I fall asleep at my computer), in a futile attempt to try to avoid having to log on to the computer on weekends.
I completely agree: Fuck Sys Admin Day!! I mean, after all, they think they're the only ones busting their asses and still getting shit on. Why should they deserve any special recognition?
You don't hear me screaming for an Accountant's Day, do you?
Do you realize that the concept of "swear" words is completely ridiculous, arbitrary, and vary greatly from culture to culture?
Who gives a flying cholaflazwhyng about that? Plymble off and get back to work - juznuxer!
The fact that parent was downmodded implies that swear words are from context, not the mere words themselves. Bravo, Anonymous Coward.
"Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day"
I don't think I know any Happy System Admins, can't we have a Disgruntled System Administrator Appreciation Day? Nobody ever does anything for us!
As someone who drives a ratty old 97 Ford Ranger, I can relate. It was pretty cool the first time I got to drive the 2005 Ford Taurus with our logo on the doors.
Can I call it SysOp day? Is that OK with everyone? It's inaccurate, but so is SysAdmin day. (for NetAdmins, anyway.)
Right!
:)
co-workers don't appreciate me anyways, so what's another day?
If I appear 'not busy' then I must be goofing off. Only when I'm running around fixing servers is when I'm truly working? pfff.
It's when sys admins are goofing off is when everything is running smooth! Luckly that's how my weeks go!
I am celebrating today because I put in my notice. Current Chief Idiot Officer doesn't understand WTF I do, doesn't care to try and understand, and is quite content with paying peanuts for it.. So I found some place that's actually willing to pay a decent rate. I'm essentially getting a 65% raise. Bummer is I'm going to have to wait a month to start seeing that extra money.
clap/clap/clap....{ bows down respectfully to the master....}
Despite those being true, you wouldn't argue the same for any tradition, custom, or even simple habit you uphold. Either you are autistic or have contempt for politeness and decency, you fucking nigger. (That's okay in my culture.)
>I am a huge fan of open source, but it rarely comes with enterprise level support, most cases the best you can do is a a forum or IRC Channel
I second that. Most cases, that is actually the best you can do : very competent, often instantaneous support. No charge
>So Yes you will save 1000's on licensing costs (THANKS BSA!), but you will spend 40K a year on an IT guy to provide support.
Hahaha! Right... that, my friend sounds like pure FUD to me, because in my experience (software for government organizations) quite the opposite is true.
Proprietary software actually very rarely sells at the official listed price, discounts of 80% being common. But the maintenance contracts are for a percentage of the *official price*. Those contracts can run for much for than what you quote. I do not see that the service provided by the very expensive executives that promote them is better than the forum you mentionned above. Quite the opposite, in fact.
I'm still wondering why we have a 'System administrator day', we don't have a janitor day or a mechanic day.. what's so special about a system administrator compared to anyone else who is doing their part in the working place.. And don't say 'he/she keeps everything running', because without all the other people there wouldn't be anything to keep running, so you should thank them for getting you work. ;)
Admin Magazine is giving away free downloads of their newest issue today at http://www.admin-magazine.com/News/Happy-Sys-Admin-Day. Kind of a cool way to thank SysAdmins, eh?
I parsed this incorrectly as a day to appreciate Happy Sysadmins, but I'm not sure I believe in them. I'll appreciate the regular ones though.
Just let me remind you that in honor of System Administrator’s Day, we present our special holiday contest, “Try your luck with Radmin”. Every tenth participant will be seent a free Radmin license, and the winner will get the first prize - external hard drive for 1 Tb. The contest will be held up to the 12th of August. Good luck! www.radmin.com/sysadminday