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Aussies Could Use Elephants To Fight Invasive Species
A type of invasive African grass is a major cause of wildfires in Australia. The giant gamba grass is too large for cattle and the native marsupial grazers to eat, but David Bowman, a professor of environmental change biology at the University of Tasmania has a plan. He says that elephants or rhinoceroses could eat the pest grass. "... the only other methods likely to control gamba grass involve using chemicals or physically clearing the land, which would destroy the habitat. Using mega-herbivores may ultimately be more practical and cost-effective, and it would help to conserve animals that are threatened by poaching in their native environments," he said. This plan makes you wonder just how big a Chinese needle snake can grow.
...the Elephants simply starve to death.
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But who will eat the elephants when they become invasive?
Perhaps we'll die...
So there was this fence that was supposed to prevent the plague of rabbits from crossing the country. I don't think it worked. I'm having this vision of a future with an Elephant proof fence. Somehow the idea appeals.
This is why I put a mongoose in my mailbox to get rid of the snakes. Now if I could only figure out why I have snakes in my mailbox.
How about cutting and baling the grass? Process it for feed or fuel. Use it in lieu of paper in insulating concrete.Maybe the Aborigines can find a use for it. Once you've mown it and can access the roots, THEN whip out a jug of Roundup. What really is the problem here? Lack of imagination? Will it distill into alcohol with a bit of sugar? Is there an industrial furnace powering anything anywhere near? Are we really scared of the mean ol zombie grass slowly moving this way? I think someone just wants to be a drama queen about this....
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Ammm... we tried this before with Cane Toads... that didn't work out so well. At least elephants are cuter (and tastier).
yes rabbits would be a good idea. They are smaller and cuter than elephants and they eat grass as well...
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From here [PDF].
The elephants can be used to stomp on the caine toads.
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[...]they're not exactly small and hard to spot. [...]
If they wear red socks, and hide in a strawberry patch, they're quite hard to spot!
I thought the whole "Got a problem with invasive species x? Import invasive species y!" schtick had gone wrong so many times over the years that there would be more caution about it now.
What are they going to import in 30 years time to deal with the plague of elephants? My vote's for genetically modified, cybernetically enhanced fire-breating giant battle-centipedes. What could possibly go wrong?
Or maybe the attraction is that elephants can actually be extremely dangerous to humans. Australia just doesn't have enough animals like that, right?
Rather then fill the outback with yet another untested and likely useless species. Why don't they just put more people out there?
Build a few more cities or towns... expand... tame the wilderness. If people actually live out there then any undesired species isn't going to last very long.
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Except that I don't think it would be too hard to control, or even wipe out, the elephants. They are not little critters that hide in holes, and they have a slow reproductive rate, unlike rabbits which breed...
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OK, since I've posted, I've got a brilliant idea: control the elephants by introducing mice!
...I'm sure that gamba grass itself seemed harmless too when it was introduced to Australia as a pasture grass. Then there were Cane Toads, (also in Australia), Kudzu, and countless other examples.
Given man's mobility and restlessness such occurrences are probably inevitable. At least this time the assertion that "this introduction could solve that problem" was accompanied by a note that careful monitoring would be required. So there's some effort being made to anticipate and mitigate the potential negative consequences of their solutions, but I suspect that effort could be both more strenuous and more anticipatory.
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I mean, Elephants are f***ing awesome and all, big, giant things that knock over trees when they get mad, but goats are well proven to eat grass and other things (like briers) that most animals won't touch. They handle dry, arid climates well, and provide other useful things like, Milk, Cheese, Meat, and Pelts. If you pick angora goats you get fancy wool from them as well.
Granted, you don't have the cool factor of big-ass elephants running around loose Down Under, but goats reproduce a lot faster and (I'm pretty sure) eat a higher percentage of their body weight in plant matter than elephants do. Humans also have a couple thousand years more experience dealing with goats.
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Didn't he fly to Jupiter together with an psychopatic supercomputer?
Whenever he asked a cow or native marsupial about eating the grass, they replied:
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
Bigger than several European countries.
Doesn't count. Europe has some stupidly small countries, some of which are smaller than cities. Heck, some would fit in a good-sized shopping mall. Saying that Australia is bigger than that... well, no shit Sherlock.
"Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
To quote from the Aus gov't PDF on Gamba grass:
Gamba grass is tolerant to fire at any time of the year.
Burning gamba grass in the dry season can be hazardous
to property, people and livestock due to the high fuel
loads and height of the plants, which create an extremely
intense fire.
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They can hide upside-down in a bowl of custard (the French will not understand this.)
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with lasers!
Don't talk about sharks this season. Even if you dared going into the abnormally cold water this summer chances are a shark would discover that humans don't taste very good after sampling your leg...
My ism, it's full of beliefs.
This will result in an army of super paranoid Elephants. Great tourist attraction the least.
A suggestion for fixing this problem is to open the gates. Come right in. Anyone from a war torn country, middle east, wherever, come on over if you can get yourself here. Only catch: You must spend the first 15 years here in a rural outback town or property and not come within 200km of a city.
It's thought to be the best way to 'solve' the country shopper / boat people / illegal immigrant problem.
It seems to me like it would just replace the "illegal immigrant" problem with an "illegal internal migrant" problem. Would you put passport controls at the city gates or something?!
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Seems I remember reading somewhere that elephants like water, too.
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Quite easily I imagine. Not even the TSA would want to give an elephant a cavity check.
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what could possibly go wrong with introducing a new animal species into a habitat it doesn't belong. I mean look how well the plants did when put there.
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What if we uplift the elephants, give them some kind of manipulative digits (trunk fingers?) and then tell them to do no evil? That'll work, right?
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Definitely. We could make them work in factories, fed only on gamba grass, and exploit them while we live in luxury... What could possibly go wrong with ten-ton intelligent slaves?
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Throw another elephant on the barbie mate!
I only look human.
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Isn't this how Daffy Duck ran his hotel?
Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
Except that in France, on the same area three australian police men are patrolling, three times the inhabitants of the whole of Australia are living.
(And if we start bragging about sizes, the Nordeast Greenland National Park is about 1.5 times the size of France, and there are only 31 people living there, of which 14 are members of the Slædepatruljen SIRIUS [sledge patrol SIRIUS]).
The best example of a large animal being introduced into a new area is the oryx that were introduced into white sands missile range. Having no natural predators due to the thick hide on the back of their neck that the mountain lions can't penetrate easily and their long horns they have had no problem breeding going from 93 in 1977 to over 2,000 today. They put a strain on the natural wildlife, the jackrabbits and mule deer, by eating and drinking the scarce resources limiting their numbers and also hurting the mountain lion population by limiting their food sources. The oryx have flourished and have moved well beyond the missile range so much so that the NM Game and Fish began giving out Landowner permits in an effort to keep them in the missile range which has failed and oryx have moved north to Sevilleta Wildlife Refuge and south all the way to Fort Bliss. Approximately a 100 mile radius around the range with little to stop them from moving further the southwest has a new animal that is here to stay.
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So far that i know.
Rabbits were accidentally introduced into Australia by farmers ( having no predators) they thumped like rabbits.
cats were introduced to to control the rabbits , but like native birds better.
dogs were introduced to try and control the cats ( dingo's prefer kangaroo though).
not sure how the invasive toad species that are all over got there.
i think people still go out with bats and gulf clubs to kill rabbits ( they should export the meat , but i believe right now burn it)
Why would an elephant eat the tough grass first , why not the sweet tender native stuff and leave the tough grass alone until all the tender sweet stuff is gone?
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More introduced species in australia.
I cant help thinking of that simpsons episode with the lizard, which ate the pidgeon, and they got out of control, so they brang in something else.. etc etc...
This is already what Australia is like. Someone brang in rabbits, cane toads, snakes, etc etc... then they brang in something else to combat such things... the only thing ends up suffering in the long run is the native wild life and our ecosystem as a whole.
Australian researchers (or anyone) should be shot in the head when they do the following:
1) consider introducing a new species of anything to this country
2) consider modifying an existing species DNA and introducing that into the country.
I have faith in science, but morons are morons. Anyone who cant learn from the mistakes of the past needs to be locked up or put down so they cant do any damage - they really are cretins. Oh, "but we know more now?" ... your a moron if you actually believe you understand an ecosystem well enough that you can predict the implications of adding a new species of anything to it, being able to control it in the long run or actually measure whats going on when it does get into your ecosystem.
Your an even bigger moron if you think you'll have a endless pit of money from either the government or some other body that will allow you to have the kind of control you need to police such a move for the foreseeable future.
I really wish people like this professor would just cease to exist, they're bad for the planet and our species as a whole. I dont mind if they sit there researching the crap out of anything, but until they can prove they actually understand an eco system in its entirety and the government gets behind them with such a huge wad of cash they can prove they'll have the ability to remain in control, they should be locked in a cage somewhere.
You can just already see the future of something like this:
"turns out that elephant feases combine with a local australian-only plant to produce a toxic substance that is now leaching into our water supply - we must now evacuate australia - thanks for coming".... and then much later from the same professor "oh, we didnt quite take that into account".
Aussies Could Use Elephants To Fight Invasive Species
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As pointed out- elephants numbers are easily controlled due to their size. I would like to suggest we one up the elephant suggestion- and go for an even bigger animal- I would suggest the blue whale.
Yes, I know- technically the blue whale is an aquatic animal- but they can breath air. We could create artificial limbs for them- attack fake legs to their flippers and their tails to allow them to walk on land.
Since any young born would not be able to move- (hence eat), without human intervention, you wouldn't have to worry about their numbers exploding out of control.
To me- this seems a near perfect solution. The only problem is that whales don't eat grass- but that's only a minor technicality- and you have to admit whales with artificial tripod limbs crossing the desert of Australia is a site worth one or two minor technical glitches.
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ok - let me expain it another way - there is a police district that is assigned three [count-em] THREE police-officers. The geographical size of this district is similar to that of France.
Yea I saw that documentary Mad Max too...
The drop bears will slaughter us all!
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Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
LISA
But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
SKINNER
No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
LISA
But aren't the snakes even worse?
SKINNER
Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
LISA
But then we're stuck with gorillas!
SKINNER
No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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city dwellers can mostly avoid those, but the dread hoop snakes can get you most anywhere there are elevation differences! And hoop snakes eat drop bears for breakfast!
they'll have a sit-in protest, on top of us and our cars!
Couldn't be worse than humans.
Let's try again - there are a couple of cattle properties around the size of Texas.
Aussies could use genetically modified super lions to fight the invasive elephant overpopulation problem.
Gee. Why not wait? Surely according to Darwinian theory, those kangaroos will evolve to be giant griaffe sized herbivores and eat the big grass. It's only a matter of time.....
Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
Native Elephants of course.
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Don't forget the fruit bats! Their shit dissolves car paint.
Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
Meanwhile up here in the tropics we used concern ourselves more with the jelly fish and crocs because swimming is a popular pastime. But lately the crocs are less of a concern as we just take our dogs swimming with us. If a dog goes missing we concern ourselves greatly!
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I was thinking this could be ground zero for the resurgence of the woolly mammoth.
Funny definition of "working" you have there.
I suppose Germany won WW2. After all, they booted the British off the continent in 1940 and were knocking on the gates of Moscow a year later.
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