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Skype To Feature Giant Ads

benfrog writes "Skype will be introducing a new 'feature' into calls for users don't have subscriptions or credit. Giant ads. They are actually calling them 'Conversation ads' because they hope the ads (as large as the picture of the person to whom you are speaking) will 'spark additional topics of conversation that are relevant to Skype users and highlight unique and local brand experiences.' The ads, of course, are tailored to each individual user, though there is an opt-out for that."

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  1. A recent conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What the fuck is up with this fucking ad and how the fuck do I get rid of it?

    1. Re:A recent conversation by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 5, Funny

      - What? What ad are you seeing?
      - Its some damned ad for. . . [cash register sound effect]

    2. Re:A recent conversation by thestuckmud · · Score: 2

      What the fuck is up with this fucking ad and how the fuck do I get rid of it?

      You got me. How 'bout we try Jitsi.

    3. Re:A recent conversation by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or, I could spent a fiver, and the ad disappears.

      For how long?

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    4. Re:A recent conversation by NoEvidenZ · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I'm gonna abandon my Android phone in favour of an iPhone because Skype on my desktop PC and laptop started showing me ads.
      I don't see how this is going to push anyone towards Apple products.

    5. Re:A recent conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Skype was bought by Microsoft. Given their history of avoiding interoperability, I'd say you're screwed.

    6. Re:A recent conversation by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2

      It'll be a huge boost to Apple's proprietary equivalent,

      More likely it'll be huge boost to several scattered cross-platform alternatives like Tango, Viber, Fring or GTalk/VTok, at least in in the short term.

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    7. Re:A recent conversation by u64 · · Score: 1

      Use an old working Skype. v4.2 still seems to work fine. It's from before Microsoft got its hands on it.

      http://www.oldversion.com/Skype-for-Business.html

    8. Re:A recent conversation by Macthorpe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The point is, surely, that spending disposable income on an iPhone or Mac is not a preferable option when others exist like, say, moving to Ekiga?

      I think the idea that people will say "I don't like ads, but I don't mind spending $1000 on a Mac" is a bit... bonkers.

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    9. Re:A recent conversation by smash · · Score: 1, Informative

      You also get a mac or iphone, which is actually pleasant to use, rather than some cheap plasticy feeling piece of shit that is supported by the vendor for approximately 6 months.

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    10. Re:A recent conversation by smash · · Score: 1

      Because scattered cross-platform alternatives have the momentum and existing userbase to do this, how? If the big player does something retarded, the second biggest player is in prime position to steal the show. And the second biggest player right now is probably facetime.

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    11. Re:A recent conversation by smash · · Score: 1

      ... or google talk.

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    12. Re:A recent conversation by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Travel around South East Asia for a while.

      People there are switching to Viber in droves.

      It's a fickle market these days.

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    13. Re:A recent conversation by the_arrow · · Score: 1

      Viber is okay, used it while my wife was in Philippines with me back home in Sweden.

      Sound quality is normally okay, but the latency can be pretty bad sometimes. Up to a couple of seconds. And no video calls.

      I'm not to fond of Skype, but it works very well, has video calls, and no latency that was noticeable.

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    14. Re:A recent conversation by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a (balanced) Apple defender, it's not like Apple's any better.

      Examples: Facetime, iMessage, Siri blocked to other platforms after acquisition, some acquired desktop programs dropping Windows support, etc. Hell some of their flagship features and apps don't inter-operate with other Apple hardware--the Facetime/iChat video chat schism is a glaring example.

    15. Re:A recent conversation by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Confusingly, this is old news. I've been staring at these horrible bastardizations for over a month. (I use 'staring at' in a lose sense; what I really mean is a grey square that marks the spot where my HOSTS file and I finally said "we shall not yield.") I guess no one else here is actually unlucky enough to have to use Skype on a regular basis?

      (But seriously. Thanks for the link. Now, to switch to Ekiga.)

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    16. Re:A recent conversation by archont · · Score: 1

      It's a shame the low-end segment customers are getting bad impressions of Android based on the inexpensive no-brand phones they were able to afford at the time. I've got one lying around for compatibility testing and I can feel your pain.

      The no-brand stuff is a scam aimed at poor, gullible customers who then have an experience as bad as yours. Then they sell or give away the no-name phone and get a used 2nd gen apple - which they don't use fully, apps and content all costing money on that platform, but it's a much better experience even gutted as it is.

    17. Re:A recent conversation by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Use SIP instead, duh.

  2. Can't Wait by Phoenixlol · · Score: 5, Funny

    "they hope the ads (as large as the picture of the person to whom you are speaking) will 'spark additional topics of conversation that are relevant to Skype users and highlight unique and local brand experiences" Hey, Grandma, what do you think of hot singles near me?

    1. Re:Can't Wait by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Mommy, why do I always see Valtrex ads when I call daddy during his business trips?"

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    2. Re:Can't Wait by Sir_Sri · · Score: 2

      Prior to the microsoft buyout that would have expected something like that. Now I would expect to see less sketchy site ads, and eventually things like trying to recognize keywords/phrases in your speech and highlighting products consistent with what you talked about. So rather than have sketchy ads you have a sketchy service.

      For all of the many things wrong with microsoft, they try and bury the sketchier side of their business from public view. But if I call my girlfriend and skype to talk about dinner, and then it looks up where we're talking to each other from, and offers sites with online ordering and delivery if we're far away, or restaurants with available seating if we're close I'm going to be more than just a little worried.

      Depending on the ads they could actually be a conversation starter. "Concert tickets this friday from 9.99", "Cinema listings for tonight". There probably is a good market for advertising like that, that's time and location sensitive, but they could be very odd.

    3. Re:Can't Wait by Genda · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because he was able to block the Cialis ads...

    4. Re:Can't Wait by kpainter · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is slashdot. There won't be hot singles ads flashing up on the folks that hang out here. There will be ads for "Fleshlight" popping up.

    5. Re:Can't Wait by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm afraid to ask:
      - What's a "flesh" light? Some kind of glowing clit ring?

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    6. Re:Can't Wait by __aaeihw9960 · · Score: 5, Funny

      God I hope you're joking. If you are not, welcome to the internet; wondrous sights await you!

    7. Re:Can't Wait by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      They aren't there yet to be sure. I'm thinking more longer term plan than whomever is stupid enough to pay for ads in this plan at the moment.

    8. Re:Can't Wait by bryan1945 · · Score: 4, Funny

      He's too busy configuring his 30 Linux boxes to actually do anything useful.

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    9. Re:Can't Wait by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      You know what would make me put up with it (if I were a Skype user)? If they just released the algorithm used, linguistic DB etc. There's enormous amounts of work going into advertising, marketing and proprietary devices that would be of great value to the AI crowd (I'm thinking part of a computer-linguistics library). Even if you put a three year delay on it to protect commercial interests, there's more of benefit to humanity here than just generating bits of green paper.

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    10. Re:Can't Wait by MF4218 · · Score: 1

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    11. Re:Can't Wait by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never tried Windows Live Messenger (MSN Messenger) Microsofts, IM program which is FUCKING PLAGUED WITH ADS all over the fucking place. To make it wose, Its the worst UI ever.

      There are no good IM programs/networks anymore. Google talk is it, but they never update their desktop client. Now Skype is going to shit? WTF?!

    12. Re:Can't Wait by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, the Internet. Or perhaps you mean the dodgy pop culture parts that expect everyone to be a narcissistic masturbating monkey.

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    13. Re:Can't Wait by gsiarny · · Score: 1

      Takes the notion of a "landing strip" to the logical conclusion. For nighttime approaches.

    14. Re:Can't Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He's too busy configuring his 30 Linux boxes to actually do anything useful.

      Since when is *discovering* what a fleshlight does useful?

    15. Re:Can't Wait by kaladorn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Narcissism is optional.

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    16. Re:Can't Wait by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Get away from your keyboard and walk into your local porno shop. A whole new world awaits you, one which Google simply cannot provide online.

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    17. Re:Can't Wait by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Yes but I dont want to load my browswer when I want to IM someone. If I want to send someone a file through my browser Gtalk, how do you do that?

  3. Marketing.... by Sparticus789 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Marketing department: They are not ads, they are conversation starters. Therefore you should read every one, click on them, purchase something from the site, then talk to your friend on Skype about how great they are!

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  4. monty python did it first by fche · · Score: 5, Funny
  5. It's like they're reading my mind by Lucas123 · · Score: 2

    What's more fascinating than discussing ads? I can just imagine the Skype conversation with my wife as I'm on a week-long business trip: "Hi Honey, how are you doin ... hey, did you see that Microsoft just added new Windows Phone app?"

    1. Re:It's like they're reading my mind by Tough+Love · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's more fascinating than discussing ads?

      Squirting a Zune track?

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  6. time for some serious ekiga development... by aakkuan · · Score: 1

    if the complete abandoning of the linux version wasn't enough, i think this will give just the right incentive for us to start using it and for the devs to do their best

    1. Re:time for some serious ekiga development... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry, the Linux version won't have these ads. It won't be updated for that.

      Also, MS didn't abandon the Linux version. Skype did it loooong before.

    2. Re:time for some serious ekiga development... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > if the complete abandoning of the linux version wasn't enough

      Honestly, speaking as someone who has used Linux since 1998 and used it pretty much exclusively for about half of that time (and a couple of years of the non-exclusivity was because I was using BSD), if it had been my decision, I'd probably have abandoned the Linux version of Skype too.

      The Linux version of Skype was basically a steaming pile of rabbit droppings. It felt totally out of place on a Linux desktop (due mostly to completely ignoring the user's various system settings), seldom worked entirely correctly, had to be reinstalled a lot (e.g., sometimes it broke if you installed unrelated security updates to other components of the system), frequently didn't work at all (e.g., in some cases it would refuse to play sound if anything else on your computer had played sound since the last reboot -- you can guess how well THAT went over with Linux users), and didn't have anything resembling feature parity with the versions for other platforms. Don't even think about features that *nix software is generally expected to have that wouldn't be relevant on other platforms (e.g., an extensive set of command-line options).

      We're better off without Skype. Hopefully Microsoft will run it completely into the ground in a way that transcends platform issues, and then the whole world will move on.

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    3. Re:time for some serious ekiga development... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm confused. for the past 2 years I've been using Skype 2.1 on ubuntu on a daily basis, making many calls to other Skype accounts and regular phones (not video though). I've never had a problem. Once in a blue moon it crashes when I end a call, whoopee doo, I just restart it. What's the problem? And no I'm not a Microsoft shill, I'm seriously asking cause the comments here make me wonder if I'm using some non-official Skype client, mine is not shitty at all.

    4. Re:time for some serious ekiga development... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude, I use Linux *exclusively* since 95 (and will probably jump ship to OSX through the new high res macbook pro). Skype for Linux did what people wanted it to do: Skype audio and video calls.

      Ok. Video quality was lower than on Windows or Macs, but that is actually to be blamed on Linux video camera drivers than on Skype.

  7. Conversation relevant ads by backslashdot · · Score: 2

    "Looks like you're going to be in the doghouse tonight. Would you like to order some flowers?"

  8. See, This Shit is Why by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Prophet consistently referred to those in marketing as "the biggest suckers of Satan's cock"

    By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing kill yourself.

    No, no, no it’s just a little thought. I’m just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they’ll take root – I don’t know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.

    Seriously though, if you are, do.

    Aaah, no really, there’s no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan’s little helpers. Okay – kill yourself – seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you’re going, “there’s going to be a joke coming,” there’s no fucking joke coming. You are Satan’s spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It’s the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself.

    Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, “he’s doing a joke” there’s no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend – I don’t care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi Whatever, you know what I mean.

    I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, “Oh, you know what Bill’s doing, he’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market, he’s very smart.”

    Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags!

    “Ooh, you know what Bill’s doing now, he’s going for the righteous indignation dollar. That’s a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We’ve done research – huge market. He’s doing a good thing.”

    Godammit, I’m not doing that, you scum-bags! Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!

    “Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill’s very bright to do that.”

    God, I’m just caught in a fucking web.

    “Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market – look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar”

    How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don’t you?

    “What didya do today honey?”

    “Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight.” [snores] “Yeah we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?” [snores] “Yeah, you know the mums will love it.” [snores]

    Sleep like fucking children, don’t ya, this is your world isn’t it?

    - Bill Hicks, 1961-1992

    Thank $deity Bill isn't around to see this shit...

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    1. Re:See, This Shit is Why by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

      Is there any reason you cut his lifespan two years short? Wikipedia boldly proclaims with unquestionable veracity that he didn't pass away until '94. (And he didn't have cancer until '93. Still, that's a rough gig.)

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    2. Re:See, This Shit is Why by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Typo, my bad.

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  9. Skype alternatives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There have to be some decent alternatives out there.. right?
    (Popularity aside, of course.)

    I mean making a decent voice/video chat program doesn't seem like a huge task... and Skype has demonstrated many times that it sucks very much.. so the market for alternatives is there.

    1. Re:Skype alternatives? by fa2k · · Score: 1

      There have to be some decent alternatives out there.. right? (Popularity aside, of course.)

      I'll second that request...

      Wouldn't it be possible to have a reasonably stable P2P network without any central servers? This would eliminate the need to rely on an advertisement company for free callse. It could be hard to store the address book for access from multiple computers, one would need encryption and a DHT.

  10. It's like on Facebook by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

    Where I see an ad, and I immediately post a status update about the awesome ad I just saw.
    Oh.
    No.
    I don't really do that. I won't do it on Skype either. Anyone noticing a trend with companies increasing prices this past year? Comcast raised their rates from $60 unlimited TV to $60 + $7 each extra TV. Sounds like a bargain unless you are the typical house with 3-4 TVs, then you spend more.

    Verizon raised their rates from $60 unlimited phone calling to $90 for just 1GB. Dish Network eliminated their $20/month Family Plan, so now the cheapest rate is $35/month, and my phone company just tacked on an extra $1/month for 911 service. Companies are scrambling for extra cash.

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    1. Re:It's like on Facebook by noh8rz3 · · Score: 2

      and my phone company just tacked on an extra $1/month for 911 service

      Those greedy bastards!

    2. Re:It's like on Facebook by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Anyone noticing a trend with companies increasing prices this past year? Comcast raised their rates from $60 unlimited TV to $60 + $7 each extra TV. Sounds like a bargain unless you are the typical house with 3-4 TVs, then you spend more.

      I'm assuming that there is a typo in here somewhere, since $60 + $7/TV never seems like a bargain compared to $60 + $0/TV.

      I am also somewhat skeptical at the suggestion that the "typical" (whether that is mean, median, or mode) cable-connected home has 3-4 cable-connected TVs.

      Companies are scrambling for extra cash.

      For-profit business exist to gobble up as much cash as possible. Once the market for a relatively new product or service is saturated at the current price level, getting more money either means lowering prices to gain new users -- which only works if the decreased profit per user will be more than offset by the new users -- or increasing prices for -- which works if the loss of users is more than offset by the increase in profits per user (and may work even if it isn't, if there are resources that are freed up by supporting fewer users that can be redirected to support more profitable endeavors in a different market.)

    3. Re:It's like on Facebook by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

      Considering 911 service was Free for the last ~12 years, it is pretty greedy to suddenly add an extra dollar per month.

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    4. Re:It's like on Facebook by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You haven't seen nothing if you played Farmville on Facebook.

      People kept bugging me so I decided after a year and half to log in. The ads pop up and you MUST CLICK ON THEM and there is no mimimize or close button. The whole game freezes up and you have to visit Bubbletown or whatever crap, then exit and go back. The Jaded Chinese ad on is the worse as you must setup a game then click cancel and go back and you can't play at all unless you visit every full page ad. It is INSANE.

      Now I know why the adults stopped playing it, and my step kids are the only ones who see no problem doing this if they want to send me gifts etc. Stupid Metrics is actually costing Zangya more money as some jerk probably would be fired if not enough people clicked on the ads. So he made it manditory and now people rare quiting. ... ok end of the rant there but this is become the future. I fear within a year or two our internet browsers will stop and a commercial will play just like TV unless you pay them $200 a month for the premium service of course. They are already putting in rogue DNS servers that inject ads. With the death of flash and more people using HTML 5 capable browsers I can see this happening and geeks configuring their own DNS servers to get around this.

      Facebook too will have ads you can't close either

    5. Re:It's like on Facebook by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>I am also somewhat skeptical at the suggestion that the "typical" (whether that is mean, median, or mode) cable-connected home has 3-4 cable-connected TVs.
      >>>
      Maybe I come from a weird family? I had 2 cable-connected TVs in my tiny apartment (until I switched to antennaTV).

      My parents have 4 (kitchen, living room, garage, basement) and my brother's family has 5 (living room, kitchen, bedroom, kids bedroom, basement). Is that abnormal? How many do most families have?

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    6. Re:It's like on Facebook by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Your story reminds me of a BBC show..... a sci-fi future where people ride bikes, play games, and are forced to watch ads in their bedrooms (unless they pay to get rid of them). Day after miserable day.

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    7. Re:It's like on Facebook by acid_andy · · Score: 1

      Your story reminds me of a BBC show..... a sci-fi future where people ride bikes, play games, and are forced to watch ads in their bedrooms (unless they pay to get rid of them). Day after miserable day.

      Black Mirror.

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    8. Re:It's like on Facebook by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      They make money by having certain gifts and seeds for sale with small micropayments. This is just greed and if it were not for the kids I would not play. Now I know why people play less for these annoying games.

    9. Re:It's like on Facebook by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

      My family has one with cable, and then a smaller one with an antenna in an upstairs bedroom. If the mobile device situation is at all like the TV situation, I suspect that this article may be about your brother's family.

    10. Re:It's like on Facebook by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      and my phone company just tacked on an extra $1/month for 911 service

      Those greedy bastards!

      911 is a public service. Charging for it is akin to the police billing the victims of crime when they respond to a call.

      Personally I think 911 is over-rated, particularly all of the geo-location stuff that was mandated for cell-phones and VOIP in order to enable 911 calls to automatically report locations (which has apprently turned out to be too unreliable for emergency services, but good enough for the FBI and local police departments to track people). But as long as 911 is something society in general has decided is a good thing, then society in general needs to pay for it.

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    11. Re:It's like on Facebook by noh8rz3 · · Score: 1

      911 is a public service.

      ...paid for by taxes and fees. how else are you going to pay for public services?

      But as long as 911 is something society in general has decided is a good thing, then society in general needs to pay for it.

      ...for example, paid through a $1/month surcharge on cell phone lines?

      Call me naive, but i'm not seeing the evil evil here. If att were billign $1 per 911 call (eg 1-900-911), then that might be somethign to get upset about, but otherwise what's the big deal.

    12. Re:It's like on Facebook by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      ...paid for by taxes and fees. how else are you going to pay for public services?

      Yes, how else are public services paid for? What possible point could you hope to make by assuming total ignorance on my part?

      ...for example, paid through a $1/month surcharge on cell phone lines?

      $12 per handset per year is nearly $4 billion per year just for the cell-network part of the 911 infrastructure... that is ridiculously over-priced. Furthermore, it is a public service, not a service specific to phone owners. 911 works on cell phones without subscriptions, it works on every phone, it is ubiquituious. As long as the service is ubiquitous then payment needs to come from everybody as a general tax.

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    13. Re:It's like on Facebook by Haxagon · · Score: 1

      Oh the horror. You need to pay 7 dollars to have one more TV. I understand this must be the proverbial straw.

      And one more TV, and one more TV, and one more TV. Rounds out to about 28 USD, in my caculatron.

    14. Re:It's like on Facebook by smash · · Score: 1

      Its because of the shift to VOIP, and maintaining locational information and priority dialling for 911 is not free. margins on data/telco stuff aren't massive either any more.

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    15. Re:It's like on Facebook by noh8rz3 · · Score: 1

      dude, listen. a tax gathers money from some people to pay for services for other people or all people. wear a hat so when your mind is blown it doesn't make a mess. look up the Universal Service Fee. I'm sorry that this is challenging for you.

    16. Re:It's like on Facebook by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Excellent non-rebuttal dude. Hand-waving that taxes are wealth transfers doesn't address any of my points because exactly the same argument could be used to rationalize any distribution of taxation, such as taking all of your entire income to pay for 911 services. After all taxes are just taking money from some people to pay for services for other people, no other criteria necessary.

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  11. Re:Ad Muncher blocks skype ads. by MrHanky · · Score: 5, Funny

    It didn't block your comment, though.

  12. Sorry by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    I am not in the market for giants, despite the temptation of Death By Snoo Snoo

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  13. They're just ripping off.. by Dynamoo · · Score: 1
    They're just ripping off Telephore*:

    telephore's contextual cellular ad system uses advanced speech recognition technology to monitor and record subscriber conversations. It can then deliver advertising in call to connect your customer with high-quality ads that meet their needs.

    For example, if your customer has a medical problem that they discuss with their doctor, our ad system can then later deliver an audio advertising message when they use the phone on a subsequent occasion.

    Better still, the other party on the call also hears the ad. So, if they have common interests then they can share the enjoyment!

    * Yeah, it's a spoof.

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  14. Re:Ad Muncher blocks skype ads. by noh8rz3 · · Score: 1

    bahahaha

  15. Another conversation sparked by ads by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "So - wow - what the fuck is that?""

    "Looks like an advert for some kind of leisure footwear."

    "I can see that, but what IS this infernal thing, I mean, like WTF?"

    "It seems the Microsoftian overlords of Skype are looking for yet another way to extract value from the working class."

    "That's unfortunate."

    "yes, it is. I guess we'll just have to find some alternative to Skype now. Fuck. What a pain in the ass."

    "No shit."

    "And the damnedest thing is they figured the ads would spark conversation on Skype."

    "Right. Like I'm going to go on about some ad for Crocks. "Crocks! For when Flip Flops are a bit too formal!"

    "See - you just did."

    "Oh, FML."

    "I think the next conversation is when can we meet again, F2F?"

    "When I'm back in town, next week, darling."

    "Cool. So, doesn't Apple have some kind of alternative to Skype on the iPad we can use to avoid - LOOK! There's another! I see it as an ad for boil creme. What do you see?"

    "Oil. All I see is oil."

    "Yeah - well that'll run out soon enough and put an end to all this garbage."

    "Not a moment too soon, love. Not a moment too soon."

    "I'll check into the Apple angle, and see what we can do. Gotta go - love you!"

    "Love you too."

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  16. Change to Google Voice and Video by milbournosphere · · Score: 1

    Google knows how to do ads well. If you're looking for free, try their plugin: https://www.google.com/chat/video

  17. Where's the encryption? by White+Flame · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Isn't Skype supposed to be encrypted between the end users? Of course, that claim has always been in a "Trust us, we're trustable!" framing, but if this listens to your text & voice comms in order to select ads, that finally does confirm that there is absolutely no privacy on Skype.

    1. Re:Where's the encryption? by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      I don't think it says that. They say the ads are based on geography ("local brand experience") and tailored to the user, probably through some other mechanism, like paying Google/Facebook for profile data. I imagine the geographic information is dependant on using a mobile phone with a GPS.

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    2. Re:Where's the encryption? by postglock · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nowhere does it say they will listen in to your conversations. From TFA, "We may use non-personally identifiable demographic information (e.g. location, gender and age) to target ads."

    3. Re:Where's the encryption? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      No need for GPS. IP address is good enough for this purpose. They need to know in which country you live, like to know which city, but that's about as detailed as need be.

  18. Well that's the end of Skype. by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

    I'd say this is more or less the death of Skype, since it opens the window for someone to create an open-source alternative which doesn't have this annoying feature at all. Quite what form that will take is up in the air, but really we just need the motivation to put the pieces together in a friendly way.

    1. Re:Well that's the end of Skype. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is already a FOSS video/voice chat system, Ekiga, in existence. You can dial "real" phone numbers with a subscription to any number of providers.

  19. Re:Ad Muncher blocks skype ads. by desdinova+216 · · Score: 4, Informative

    here at slashdot we tend to be highly suspicious of anything that looks like an advertisment thanks to people who post Irellevant comments mention a certain piece of software.

  20. Re:I don't really see the problem by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    You didn't get it. You can't opt out of the ads, you can only opt out of personalized ads.

    Well, actually, that's not entirely correct, either. TFA:

    These new display ad units will appear within the calling window of users who do not have Skype Credit or subscriptions

    So it looks like you can, effectively, make this go away with a one-time payment (a minimum of $10 for Skype credit, IIRC).

  21. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by Technician · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can use Skype if you wish. Somehow I see alternatives gaining traction.

    SIP protocol for VOIP supports video from several vendors for free. Some SIP providers provide free VOIP gateways to/from Skype and Google Talk.

    You can ring my POTS phone plugged into a SIP ATA (analog telephone adaptor) suchas a Linksys PAP2T from Skype, Google Talk, SIP, or a plain POTS phone for free. No ads, no Skype-In expense. I call all of US and Canada for free dialing with Google Talk. No cost for Skype out.

    Other than the optional Linksys box purchase, the calls are free.

    SIP provider with free Skype gateway - ippi.fr
    Free US DID number for free in calls from POTS - IPKall
    Free calling to US and Canada linked to IPKall number and SIP -- Google Voice (limited locations)
    Free SIP softphone for Linux as an alternate to the Linksys box - Ekiga.net or Twinkle.

    Why pay for Skype-in or out minutes? Ads are optional.

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  22. At least the ads aren't allowed to follow you yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "I would like to show you a fasrad"

  23. These ads are onliy in audio calls. by deltaromeo · · Score: 1

    TFA mentions that the ads are only for audio calls, not video calls. So not all that intrusive. In audio calls you can minimise the skype window or have a different window in the foreground on top of it.

  24. Overreaction of the century? by flimflammer · · Score: 2

    I don't understand why people are claiming the service is going to die because of this, or how dare they, or what have you.

    They're silent ads which appear on the conversation window where the participating callers are tiled. Do people seriously do nothing but stare at the conversation window so they can look at that static avatar image of whoever they're talking to? It's not an audio advertisement. It's just a picture that takes up a slot in the conversation frame. It's going to interrupt conversations to have a silent, ignorable show up on the conversation window? Of course their reasoning for doing this is marketing spin but seriously now. You can even opt out of personalized advertisements so it's not trying to target you.

    I really just don't see the problem with them doing this. Skype is a free service with premium services attached. If you're using nothing but the free service, you will get rather unobtrusive advertisements, otherwise if you've been paying for the premium services it won't even show up.

  25. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by bryan1945 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, that will be so easy for my family and friends to figure out how to implement. Maybe I should just dig a dedicate landline to all their houses while I'm at it.

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  26. Re:Microsoft's most important product: Trouble by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

    No, it is no boost for people already using ios. The boost is the additional people it will spur to take up ios devices who might have been otehrwise satisfied with skype.

  27. Insulting by JohnFen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I understand the ads. They suck, but at least you can get rid of them.

    What gets me is that according to Skype, these aren't ads, they're "conversation starters" and they hope that we will discuss them with our friends. That's just downright insulting.

    Show me the ad if you must. Don't tell me that I should like it and talk about it with others. I'm not your damned advertising agent.

  28. More importandly: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Please point me to a open source equivalent that can do video too.
    (And that I can use with my grandma, who can't handle anything more complex than a iPad. *sadface*)

    SIP only works with audio, as far as I know
    XMPP's Jingle can also only do audio, as far as I know.
    And in any case, I don’t know any client that does video.

    MSN, Yahoo and ICQ do video, don’t they?
    (But it was usually not really good quality, and complicated to get to work. Plus, I did never see it work with open-source clients. [Including even aMSN.] Sadly. It lost me a girl's love for Linux.)

    1. Re:More importandly: by El+Rey · · Score: 1
  29. I love their creative use of the word "feature" by issicus · · Score: 1

    what other new "features" will we be seeing? I cant wait.

  30. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by Macrat · · Score: 1, Troll

    Yeah, that will be so easy for my family and friends to figure out how to implement. Maybe I should just dig a dedicate landline to all their houses while I'm at it.

    Good example of why they should have Apple products and use Facetime.

  31. who's locality? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I'm just wondering who the brands in the ads will be local to? Me or the relative on the other side of the world I'm speaking to.
    When the housewives speak to troops in Iraq will it strike up a conversation on the best local store to buy suicide bombers vests?
    When I speak to my Russian friends will all my ads get served up with incomprehensible type containing the letter R backwards?
    Or maybe someone in the UK will be interested in the new toll road opening in my city.

  32. Understandable and Stupid by Cazekiel · · Score: 2

    I bite my tongue when using a free service with ads.

    But come now, 'conversation starters'? Just because I'm broke doesn't mean I'm dumb. Just say, "We're putting ads on this shit, deal."

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  33. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    You can use Skype if you wish. Somehow I see alternatives gaining traction.

    Skype used to be great and everyone was on it. Now not so much. I have a lot better luck getting people on Google Talk. And Skype just seems to suck a lot lately in terms of dropped calls, stuttering sound and slow status updates. On my Android tablet it runs for an average of maybe 10 minutes before the app crashes. Looks to me like quality control ended when Microsoft bought the business.

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  34. Surprised, anyone? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Anyone here who is the least bit surprised at this move needs to turn in their geek cards immediately.

    While Skype's popularity has continued to steadily increase, its quality has unquestionably been in decline since even before Microsoft bought them. Now that they're MS-owned the only real option is to seek out alternatives.

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  35. Re:Ad Muncher blocks skype ads. by TranquilVoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly, that's I love and recommend Linux. It's open source so Linux is trustworthy. It even comes with a 'true' program.

    Linux, for all your software needs.

  36. serious? by trashcoder · · Score: 1

    Are you people seriously complaining that a company that provides you a completely free service is going to start showing ads? Can you please point me in the direction of a free Google service or product that doesn't have ads? In fact, can you point me in the direction of a highway, TV station, newspaper, magazine, website, game, car race, ANYTHING that doesn't have ads these days?

    1. Re:serious? by Magada · · Score: 1

      http://maddox.xmission.com/ has no ads
      Also, there are more free-to-play games which do NOT serve ads than you can shake a stick at.

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  37. Who cares about Skype ads? by Seumas · · Score: 1

    As they said, the ads will appear if you don't have a subscription or any available credit with your account. This seems entirely fair, to me. You can get a free service in return for tolerating some advertising or -- if you're like me and abhor ads -- you can pay for the service. This is exactly how things should work (as opposed to things like cable television and XBOX Live where you get advertising *even if you do pay*.

  38. MS == doom by Tom · · Score: 2

    This is the 2nd time I'm saying it, for the 2nd reason: Ever since MS acquired Skype, it's been going downhill. MS has always been a marketing-driven organisation, this just goes to show that the takeover is now complete.

    It does give us a glimpse into the mind of the spammer, though. Doesn't "they are conversation starters" sound a lot like the "people are waiting for our newsletter" rationalisation that the other spammers use?

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    1. Re:MS == doom by neminem · · Score: 1

      No, Skype's been going downhill since well before MS acquired it. Skype 4 was a buggy piece of garbage; Microsoft didn't buy them until 2011. I mean, it's -continued- to go downhill under MS, but it's hardly completely their fault.

  39. Re:Ad Muncher blocks skype ads. by Tom · · Score: 1

    People are willing to pay money to get rid of ads. That should tell the spammers / marketing people something, shouldn't it? (and no "great, make more ads, then charge people for not showing them is not the right answer)

    The right answer is: Go get a useful job.

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  40. Re:They *will* spark something by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    Honest question: which other service?

    I'm using Skype occasionally for video calls. My parents would like to see their grandson, that's why. And my grandson is happy to see his grandparents now and then too - it's a 12 hour flight away so you can imagine we don't go often.

    I'd be glad to see an alternative, as we often enough have problems with Skype. Having to deal with ads is going to be beyond annoying very soon. But I have yet to hear about a serious alternative:

    Free of charge for PC to PC calls. I don't care about calls to landlines v.v.

    Decent quality video. Skype's quality is not really good for the bandwidth it has available (400-500 kbit - our upstream speeds).

    Decent sound quality. Skype's is generally not so good.

    Cross-platform: up-to-date clients for Windows, Mac, Linux.

    That are the basic requirements of what such software should do. Add some account management (you have to be able to find each other), I don't want to have to fool around with IP addresses like Gnome's offering (Ekiga?) used to do. It has to just work. Is it really that hard?

  41. Market? by Sideshow+Mark · · Score: 1

    Is anyone out there actually interested in buying a giant? I hear they're nothing but trouble.

  42. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by Sigg3.net · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You hit the nail on its head,sir! Congratulations!

    Swapping a locked in proprietary solution for another locked in proprietary solution seems like a well thought out strategy.

    V long-sighted.

  43. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by Splab · · Score: 1

    couple of cans, some rope and you are good to go.

  44. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    So you want to switch from one locked-in product to another, and transfer the cost from viewing adverts to up-front purchases?

    Google Talk and Google+ are actually pretty good for this, and both will run on existing Skype compatible hardware (i.e. a PC or Android/iOS phone/tablet).

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  45. Re:They *will* spark something by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Yahoo? Jabber?

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  46. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean, it's been bugging me that I can't email people using their phone number.

  47. Re:I don't really see the problem by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    Besides the misplaced idea of needing to put cash into something just for a feature not to work. The credit disappears If you don't use the it. It disappears if you don't spend any of it after 6 months. This idea was implemented before MS bought Skype.

  48. Re:They *will* spark something by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    http://www.oovoo.com/home.aspx - 12 way video chatting for free. Disclaimer, I found this on the verge yesterday when they discussed this topic, I haven't used it yet.

  49. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by smash · · Score: 1

    Well... yup. The devices they sell actually work, have decent support and value add services like... facetime.... :D

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  50. Re:They *will* spark something by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

    G+ hangouts can be good for that sort of thing.

  51. Linux safe from updates by Wowsers · · Score: 1

    Considering Skype STILL have not released a 64bit* version or one that works properly with Phonon, I can guess the Linux users will be safe from adverts too. * Static or dynamic are NOT 64bit versions, they drag a whole pile of 32bit junk. It's pathetic as the only application in Linux that refuses to be designed / built for 64bit systems.

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  52. Re:A recent conversation about closed standards by nemesisrocks · · Score: 1

    You can use Skype if you wish. Somehow I see alternatives gaining traction.

    SIP protocol for VOIP supports video from several vendors for free.

    I recently had a similar thought. I've been using Skype while living in Germany to keep in touch with my long-distance girlfriend for the last few months. I figured, let's give SIP a go, and give Skype the boot.

    In summary: SIP is flaky as hell when both parties are behind NAT. Sometimes it works, but most of the time, it doesn't.

    The big thing Skype has going for it is "it just works". No need to forward firewall ports, and no worries about whether it works when one party is behind a particular brand of router.

    Needless to say, we've gone back to using Skype. Sorry SIP, I gave you a really good shot, but you just weren't reliable.

  53. Re:They *will* spark something by Sparton · · Score: 1

    By what the article notes, this only happens for audio calls, specifically 1 on 1 calls, and also specifically on the windows platform.

    So while there's no problem with looking for an alternative, it doesn't look like you'll see this "feature" any time soon, since it sounds like 1 on 1 video calls is what you're doing.

  54. Skype protocols by DrYak · · Score: 1

    No ads so far, but why would they suddenly release an update after doing nothing for years? ...

    Because the whole skype business model (selling skype-in/-out minutes) relies on having a controlled market locked-in through a proprietary protocol.
    But recent advances in reverse engineering the skype protocole might represent a menace to the business model. Time to shift to a newer (not yet reversed) protocol, which the old 2.x generation of skype software might not have supported.

    Might also something to do to some obscure wire tapping legislation which microsoft or skype has to comply to and which wouldn't have been possible with the older 2.x generation of software.

    I would personally wait until AppArmor settings are updated for Skype 4.x before upgrading.

    Or even better, hope that Eion Robb finds a solution to have the Pidgin/Adium plugin interfacing with (an AppArmored) SkypeKit instead of skype. Or that the reverse engineering efforts finally produce an opensource skype55-compatible re-implementation. (Not holding my breath, though)

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  55. PulseAudio and other recent improvements by DrYak · · Score: 1

    PulseAudio has been a great help. Since 2.1 skype can send all of its audio to/from pulseaudio, and let pulseaudio handle (well) all the problems related to routing sound to/from the correct hardware device, and handling multiple software trying to play audio on a sound card not supporting hardware mixing. Until then audio support has been catastrophic as any closed source application which can't be patched to play nicely along other software fighting for control of the sound card.

    Also, because it's closed source, Skype can't be recompiled to use the local version of libraries (Qt and the like) used by the distribution. You have the luck of using Ubuntu, which is probably the distribution against which most of the tests are done. If someone is using a less popular distro, chances are that skype doesn't play along well with the rest of the system's library, although the static version might help a little bit.

    Lastly Ubuntu isn't particularly enforcing security. Skype tends to try to read a hell lot of files and directories it shouldn't, for no apparent reason. (Some tinfoil hats think of wiretapping, hackers think of anti-reverse engineering measures, less paranoid person might think of sloppy programming, the reality lying probably somewhere in between). Any distribution with more security-related features enabled might make skype crash when it attempts to perform unauthorised actions.

    Also next to these purely binary-software related problems, there have been network related problems, with sometime local keyfile and caches becoming corrupt or useless due to subtle changes in the network and/or protocol to which the never-updated linux version reacted badly. (A few cases where the local settings had to be completely wiped out and reconfigured. The last being around 2 years ago)

    In short, you've been lucky to use a rather good combination of distribution and skype version, in a short time period where everything works more or less. That hasn't been the case of the rest of us having to deal, for example, with skype 2.0 suddenly freezing and eating 100% cpu for no apparent reason.

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  56. pulseaudio by DrYak · · Score: 1

    You should definitely update to skype 2.1 and let pulseaudio handle (much better) this kind of audio routing problems

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  57. Re:They *will* spark something by El+Rey · · Score: 1

    There are alternatives out there. Some are much like Skype:

    G+ Hangouts / Google Video Chat
    ooVoo
    Jitsi

    Some are more meeting oriented but can do video chat also:

    AnyMeeting
    Buddy Meeting

    At work we use a lot of Skype, but I think the video is crap. We did a meeting using GoToMeeting the other day and the video was much better than Skype but lots of echo (it was in a conference room using webcam mic and TV speaker, so not unexpected). I used ooVoo a couple of years ago and it was fine, but then it got blocked by the company firewall (going to try it again at my new company with less onerous firewall). I haven't tried Jitsi or G+ hangouts yet. My boss says G+ gives him some error about not working with USB audio on Mac... No problems on my Mac though with my USB audio dongle...