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Steve Jobs Was Wrong About Touchscreen Laptops

theodp writes "Don't believe everything Steve Jobs and Tim Cook tell you, advises The Verge's Sean Hollister. Gunshy of touchscreen laptops after hearing the two Apple CEOs dismiss the technology (Jobs: 'Touch surfaces don't want to be vertical.' Cook: 'You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not gonna be pleasing to the user.'), Hollister was surprised to discover that Windows 8 touchscreen laptops actually don't suck and that the dreaded 'Gorilla Arm Syndrome' did not materialize. 'The more I've used Windows 8, despite its faults, the more I've become convinced that touchscreens are the future — even vertical ones,' writes Hollister. 'We've been looking at this all wrong. A touchscreen isn't a replacement for a keyboard or mouse, it's a complement.' Echoing a prediction from Coding Horror's Jeff Atwood that 'it is only a matter of time before all laptops must be touch laptops,' Hollister wouldn't be surprised at all if Apple eventually embraces-and-extends the tech: 'Microsoft might have validated the idea, but now Apple has another chance to swoop in, perfecting and popularizing the very interface that it strategically ridiculed just two years ago. It wouldn't be the first time. After all, how many iPad minis come with sandpaper for filing fingers down?'"

526 comments

  1. It's very possible by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's very possible that the reason we think touchscreen laptops are a bad idea has nothing to do with Steve Jobs or Apple.

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    1. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's very possible it has more to do with cheetos

    2. Re:It's very possible by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's also very possible that the Asus Transformer range showed that a good touchscreen tablet/laptop combo is a useful bit of gear well before "Microsoft might have validated the idea".

      What's the obsession with pretending Apple and Microsoft are the only computer vendors on Slashdot? Most of the stuff they do has been done before and better by more interesting companies.

      Let's face facts, W8 is tanking because it's dull and irritating. Why keep talking it up here?

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    3. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      For years I have been telling people, DON'T TOUCH MY SCREEN, and now with Windows 8, people are going to start touching my screen. The Windows 8 UI on the a laptop is a confusing trainwreck. The Windows 8 UI is pretty good on a phone. I hope MS gets a strategy together soon and is able to attract some developers to write some native Windows 8 apps instead of iOS ports. But I digress. MS can spin this however they want, but don't you dare get fingerprints on my screen, oh and stay off my lawn.

    4. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. How come no other comments mention this? I don't want to clean oily fingers off my screen all day, every day. Natural oils, not even junk food. I can deal with this on my phone, but not the devices I read/write large blocks of text into 8 (who am I kidding, 14) hours a day....

    5. Re:It's very possible by GeoBain · · Score: 1

      Make that 14. I use the keyboard maybe a third of the time. But when I do, using the touchscreen along with a wireless mouse is a nice combo.

    6. Re:It's very possible by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Partly true. The original Transformer sold (and still sells AFAIK) at a rate of about 400,000 units a month. That doesn't compare with the nearly 1,000,000 Nexus 7 units a month Asus are selling.

      It's not bad compared to other manufacturers though, or even the PC market, which is collapsing with a 21% fall in sales.

      There was even a rare story about Asus here!

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    7. Re:It's very possible by lightknight · · Score: 0

      Missing a few zeroes there. Even I looked at the Transformer, it's a nice machine. And it's made by a company that has been batting well above average; I've been specc'ing Crosshair motherboards into my machines because the quality is there (well, save the on-board sound cards; those drivers are terrible; however, that's a small price to pay for such capacity, and the problem is easily overcome with a discrete soundcard).

      Can't remember why we didn't get the Transformer, I think it needed a few more USB ports...we needed to be able to hookup some external hard drives, something like that.

      Now if I could only convince them to release a new AMD motherboard that supports 128 GB of RAM, with PCI-E 3.0...

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    8. Re:It's very possible by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      It's very possible that the reason we think touchscreen laptops are a bad idea has nothing to do with Steve Jobs or Apple.

      I didn't know anyone actually thought they'd be a bad idea, I've wanted one for years. Too bad I don't have the cash to go get one at the moment...

    9. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of us have gotten past any "Microsoft Validation." I've shifted from pirate to Steam gamer, now legally purchased the right to play hundreds of games on Steam. I would have been willing to do the same with Windows this time around, had they not botched it so terribly.

    10. Re:It's very possible by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honestly, I though the Cheetos factor would sink the iPad, too. Didn't happen.

    11. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is also because most PC laptop track pads are just so awful. The Dell I have for work is almost unusable for scrolling, it often doesnt pick up two fingers for scrolling, then then the scrolling itself is by default far too slow. I carry a mouse and use that a preference. If it had a touch screen, I'd probably forgo the mouse in most cases, but for precisions and detail a proper digitiser and stylus or a good mouse are hard to beat for price and reliability.
      However, I allso had a ply with an HP all-in-one with a touchscreen, and when tipped flat, or slightly inclined like an architects drawing board, would make a great artists tool. For this, a huge 27" screen would be great!
      For PCs, it really has been a catch-22. Touchscreens of good quality are expensive, and the OS wasnt optimised for touch.
      Now screens are much cheaper, and Windows 8 is terrible with a mouse! Touch will come in a big way this year I think.
      Also using my ipad and a keyboard - umm, isnt this really just a touch laptop congiuration too?

    12. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using an Apple magic touch mouse, with Better-Touch-Tools to set up some custom macros, I find that I now really only grab the keyboard for typing.
      If I want notifications, I three finger swipe down on the mouse. For task switching, I two finger swipe left or right, or threefinger swipe up for expose. For LaunchPad, I just tap over the apple icon on the mouse.
      On my desktop though, I do keep the 24" widescreen too far back for comfortably touch the screen, but on my 13" laptop it would be great. Especially as the trackpad is so bad.

    13. Re:It's very possible by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the obsession with pretending Apple and Microsoft are the only computer vendors on Slashdot?

      Microsoft is a software company, not a computer vendor.

      They have a similar advantage that Google has over Apple. Their OS supports multiple different kinds of hardware, so the end user has more flexibility; it doesn't matter to them which computer vendor sells you the solution, and the Android transformer is a boon to Google's platform.

      With Apple, you can only have hardware that Apple has specifically designed, which increases cost and limits your flexibility, expandability, and options.

      Last I checked, you couldn't even swap a battery on your iPad, and they won't dare provide SD expansion card slots to add memory.

      Google android has the disadvantage that the apps are essentially for one kind of CPU -- you don't get the flexibility to run the same code on both desktop OS and on tablet/smart phone; Windows 8 provides this added flexibility.

    14. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's face facts, W8 is tanking because it's dull and irritating. Why keep talking it up here?

      Um... money?

      Guess I better run out an buy my next computer before some asshole decides I just HAVE TO HAVE a fucking touchscreen. I don't need that shit, I like my screen to be CLEAN and not be all scratched and fingerprinted up, and that's why I use a real computer, and not a glorified etch-a-sketch that is the iPad and every other machine that wishes you thought it was an iPad.

      Get off my LAWN!!!

    15. Re:It's very possible by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      I have a tablet and a netbook as well as a couple of laptops and desktops. I find myself using the netbook most of the time. Portable, long battery life, real keyboard (although a little smaller) and a screen that I can read. Tablets are OK for some web browsing however I need to expand the screen to tap on very small hyperlinks. If I hook a keyboard to a tablet, what's the point? I may as well use my netbook. I find the touchscreens on darned near any device a PITA due to their small size and inability to type on them (I do type well).

    16. Re:It's very possible by hendridm · · Score: 3

      A shame. My mother owns a Transformer, my brother owns a Transformer and my wife owns a Nexus 7. They barely ever get put down.

      I, personally, haven't bought a tablet because I need and prefer a full laptop. However, my next laptop will have a touchscreen because it seems like a nice compliment.

      I'm just waiting for a touchscreen laptop that also has a Thunderbolt port (yes, I know /. hates Thunderbolt, but I have a TB monitor, so deal with it). I'm eyeballing the HP Envy Spectre XT TouchSmart Ultrabook. My current laptop is getting pretty moldy...

    17. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All my cool, metrosexual, and hot chick classmates have an ipad. None of my cheetos-eating, basement-dwelling, nerd virgin classmates have an iPad.

    18. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it come with Gangnam area's style?

      Let's except touches a practical and superior display technology I keep meaning to set 1 up standing up in my home office but I'm not a big spender so not yet

    19. Re:It's very possible by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't know why people think touchscreen laptops are a bad idea, but we've had touchscreens for at least two decades in use commercially, and they've never managed to make it past niche markets. It's not because people haven't tried.

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    20. Re:It's very possible by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's also very possible that the Asus Transformer range showed that a good touchscreen tablet/laptop combo is a useful bit of gear well before "Microsoft might have validated the idea".

      It's because I own a Transformer that I know touchscreen laptops suck.

    21. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your world. One where bad products don't outsell good products purely due to them having better marketing or to some other random fad. A utopia where all consumers are perfectly informed and consume in a perfectly rational manner. With such people in great abundance why do we even bother having a government? The perfect market that these perfect consumers produce is surely a universal panacea for all the world's ills!

    22. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lenovo Yoga and Surface are selling faster than most stores can stock .

      Only on Slashdot...

      “The upstream supply chain of Microsoft’s Surface RT has recently seen the tablet’s orders reduced by half, and with other Windows RT-based tablet orders also seeing weak performance, sources from the upstream supply chain believe the new operating system may not perform as well as expected in the market,” Monica Chen and Joseph Tsai report for DigiTimes.

      "“Microsoft originally expected to ship four million Surface RT devices by the end of 2012, but has recently reduced the orders by half to only two million units, Although Asustek Computer, Samsung Electronics and Dell have all launched Windows RT-based tablets, consumer demand for those devices is also weak.”

    23. Re:It's very possible by LordKronos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you're too lazy to check facts, don't challenge people who post them.

      I disagree. Any troll can post false "fact" after false "fact" fast enough to overwhelm anyone else's ability to check and disprove them. Therefore the responsibility should be on the person presenting the fact to provide a valid citation (if not up front, then at least when asked for it).

    24. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You just posted the whole search including the extra info Google uses to track your search.

    25. Re:It's very possible by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. But I just plug in a mouse myself. Just because there is a screen you can touch doesn't mean you have to touch it.

    26. Re:It's very possible by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1
      > Let's face facts, W8 is tanking because it's dull and irritating. Why keep talking it up here?

      People who are actually using it disagree. It takes 1 minute to install an open-source start menu and voila, win7 with a bunch of improvements.

      Also, look at the HP touchsmart. It came out before the transformer prime, and has a capacitive touchscreen and a Wacom digitizer. Sorry, but MS-based systems really were the first to be touchscreen laptops.

      .

    27. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Such as, perhaps, I don't want to be wiping my screen down every five fucking minutes, because of fingerprints. And because reaching out on a 17" vertical screen *is* a pain in the ass, compared to typing and moving my thumb around on a touch-pad.

      I wonder what their viewpoint would be if Apple gave them $750,000 to make a "documentary" about themselves (The Verge's spin-off, Polygon), the way Microsoft did?

    28. Re:It's very possible by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's because with the glossy screens the fingerprints show up more, and Steve didn't want to give up glossy screens.

    29. Re:It's very possible by timothyb89 · · Score: 2

      I have a TF300 that I run standard Linux on (Arch and XFCE). It's actually fantastic to have a touchscreen for some interactions, and the ability to make custom gestures is surprisingly useful. It's gotten to the point that whenever I use a normal laptop I accidentally try to touch the screen for scrolling, etc.

    30. Re:It's very possible by jbolden · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Have you been reading the windows 8 threads on /. for the last year? Lots of people thought they would be a terrible idea. I'm very glad that now that Windows 8 has the right hardware people are starting to see what a step forward it is.

    31. Re:It's very possible by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      Win8 metro UI is great on touchscreens. It's jarring on the desktop, but that's why there are start menu replacements.

    32. Re:It's very possible by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You must not have young kids. I don't know what bizarre substances they form on their fingers, I do not WANT to know, all I know is that touchscreens preserve and backlight it for me.

    33. Re:It's very possible by guruevi · · Score: 1

      It's very possible we already tried the idea in the ~2000's with the convertible laptops... by Microsoft... called Tablets.... Microsoft Tablet PC anyone???

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    34. Re:It's very possible by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      It's very possible that the reason we think touchscreen laptops are a bad idea has nothing to do with Steve Jobs or Apple.

      You're right. They're off in la la land thinking you can put together a database of all streets and businesses in the US in less than a year so they'd be the last ones I'd ask about feature design. That said, touchscreens SUCK! How is it a compliment to the mouse and keyboard when I can do any imaginable task faster with a mouse?

    35. Re:It's very possible by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      You ever seen that scene with hundreds of people slap their forehead because of a giant DUH! moment? That's the stupidity of touchscreens on laptops in a nutshell.

      People don't give a shit about touching their cell phone because IT IS CHEAP OR FREE (nobody ever looks at what the contracts cost in the long run, so for them its "free") and its getting banged around in their pocket. the same is true about tablets to a point, I have noticed the ones with iPads frankly babying the shit out of it but that ain't Joe Average. But when it comes to laptops THEY ARE EXPENSIVE and generally last us for years (barring a kid with a coke of course) so no shit we don't want to have the screens all scratched up and nasty!

      But lets face it, we ALL know what this is...its a Hail Mary. MSFT can't fricking give away the WinPhone and WinRT is gonna be WinDOA because nobody buys Windows to look at the wallpaper, they buy windows to run windows X86 programs that don't run on WinRT, so they might as well have named it WinCE for all the good it'll do 'em. So they are shilling the living fuck out of touchscreens, even where it makes no damned sense, in the hope that WinTel can save their ass. Frankly I doubt it will but since i'm already getting more customers because "You can still get the REAL Windows, right?" I say go right ahead MSFT, dare to be stupid.

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    36. Re:It's very possible by foniksonik · · Score: 3, Informative

      While true, it's also true that the same wipes you use to clean their grubby hands are remarkably good at cleaning touch screens too. Coincidence?

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    37. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This x10. When I go to fix one of the 400 machines I am responsible for a keyboard is bad enough, I don't want to SEE all the grime I have to touch to do my job.

    38. Re:It's very possible by zullnero · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say it's tanking because it's "dull and irritating". I'd say it's because there's a very locked in user base that is very terrified of change in any form when it comes to Windows, and every time Microsoft releases something that is "very different" from what came before, those people drag their feet.

      People use Microsoft products and approach them in a different way than people who use Apple products. There's a fairly different mindset. Apple people tend towards wanting "new and shiny" and Microsoft people want things that "work and do stuff". Changing stuff drastically flies in the face of "work and do stuff" the way they're used to. Every new major release has a year or two of gradual adoption, unless the previous release was a total mess (Vista springs to mind, but the difference between Vista and 7 is relatively minor). Only with Microsoft users do you find people using revisions of the OS that are over 10 years old. That's because they're used to using computers a certain way, with specific software, and they don't consider technology important enough in their lives to relearn it all.

    39. Re:It's very possible by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, Cheetos & mechanical keyboards should be a worse combination, hygenically speaking and reliability speaking, given how many crevices there are in a keyboard. So if Cheetos is supposed to be a problem with touch screen, then why doesn't anyone backtrack that thinking to the keyboards?

    40. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win8 is tanking? In what universe?

    41. Re:It's very possible by tbird81 · · Score: 2

      True, but that is a large proportion of computer users.

    42. Re:It's very possible by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Make that 14.

      How do you know you're not one of the 13?

    43. Re:It's very possible by tibit · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't know what kind of a laptop do you have in mind, but on what I consider a laptop a touchscreen would be an ergonomic nightmare. Are you sitting comfortably in an ergonomically sound position? Hands at the level of your elbows, resting on the keyboard or your desk? Now fucking raise your entire forearm 4-5 inches up, as would be necessary to point at something on the screen without elevating hands above the elbows, and keep it there. Tell me how it feels after you've kept them there for 15 minutes. I hope it clears any illusions.

      It's not about Apple, Microsoft, or anyone else. It's about biomechanics and ergonomics of the situation. It's about the same reasons lightpens didn't pan out. It truly sucks to have to use them, and the problem wasn't their weight -- I've had extremely lightweigh ones, and they pretty much made you wish to embed the monitor in the desk because your arms would start killing you after an hour of use.

      Yes, if you're standing up, touchscreens are a different ballgame. If MS wants to pander to people who work in fast food restaurants, well, good for them. Yes, I'm exaggerating, but the touchscreen market is pretty much limited to standing jobs.

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    44. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so full of crap. If some other company instead of Apple came out with a phone identical to the iPhone 5 it would be praised as amazing and innovative and exciting.

    45. Re:It's very possible by dbIII · · Score: 2

      Considering that it's a reply to an unbacked up and frankly obviously false assertion of only 13 people buying the thing I think the "citation needed" comment does deserve contempt.

    46. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than half the Linux distros don't use the window manager I like to use, so I have to install a third-party open source "patch" on them too to get the UI I want...

    47. Re:It's very possible by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that a year before Apple was sitting around and said "Hey, let's make a map!" ?
      And the notion that "any imaginable task" on the computer can be done faster with a keyboard and mouse is just plain silly. 25 years ago you'd have been one of those guys who were claiming that using a mouse was ridiculous and that "any imaginable task" was better done on the command line.

    48. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because future versions will come equiped with acid filled sponge pads to get rid of those pesky fingerprints right from the source. Btw, whatever kind of touchscreen this problem is even more visible when you use it in a cold environment.

    49. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does that third party open source wm make the distro behave like a repaired version of the previous, better release? No. All it does is add the wm you want to use to what is probably already a usable and competent os. But to make Win8 usable you have to roll it back to Win7 with the help of some open source third party app, so effectively you are downgrading from Win8 to Win7 albeit a Win7 now with some patches courtesy of Win8.

      Sounds like a fail to me too.

    50. Re:It's very possible by dbIII · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes, but not very many people.
      For someone that writes slashdot comments for a living for a PR agency you do not seem to be doing a very good job. Hit us with some of the shiny features that will make some people want to go out and buy the thing instead of boring assertions that the thing is good because "some people" like it.

    51. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does that third party open source wm make the distro behave like a repaired version of the previous, better release?

      Actually, in the case of distros that switched windows managers, yes. The new versions required something to be installed to make them act like previous versions, yet they had new fixes for things.

      But to make Win8 usable ...

      To make Win8 usable, you just have to install it. It is quite usable as is. Maybe not efficient, and probably not agreeing with the preferences of many people, but that is not the same as being unusable.

    52. Re:It's very possible by jafac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I deal with this on my phone even if I don't touch it. Ear-grease. Yep. I'm a human being alright.

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    53. Re:It's very possible by Mr0bvious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not that I agree it's a real problem in real world use (not form my experience anyway), but to answer your question - because you don't need to look though the gunk on your keyboard to read your screen.

      I don't think many are concerned about the the hygiene of touch screens, it's the discomfort one feels when looking at a dirty screen.

      Though looking at my colleague's screens that point is somewhat moot....

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    54. Re:It's very possible by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Responsibility for finding the truth rests on the person who cares. If no one cares, then no one will find out.

      Which is why no one knows just how many penises I have.

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    55. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand it's windows. 8. Oh god, the last, absolute last, thing I want is a desktop computer that looks like a poor implementation of an iPad. I've already got that from Apple, thank you very much.

    56. Re:It's very possible by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 3

      As a parent I'm sure you know and are just in denial. It's a thin sheen of bugger / snot. Better to face the truth imo.

    57. Re:It's very possible by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      They are a computer vendor.

      The Surface is a computer, it is sold as a Microsoft device.

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    58. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow.

      A Windows proponent, pointing to some Linux distro and saying "See? It's no worse than Linux."

      Nothing more really needs to be said, does it?

    59. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my next laptop will have a touchscreen because it seems like a nice compliment.

      Why, thank you!

    60. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No GP poster, but amusingly I did try and find those such 400k/mo figures on Google and couldn't. Way to be a dick though.

    61. Re:It's very possible by houghi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I disagree. Any troll can post false "fact" after false "fact" fast enough to overwhelm anyone else's ability to check and disprove them. Therefore the responsibility should be on the person presenting the fact to provide a valid citation (if not up front, then at least when asked for it).

      Citation needed.

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    62. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hygienically speaking that is true, but cheese dust is too fine to cause any problem on most keyboards, also mechanically speaking it would be difficult to get it into any important crevices.

    63. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Since when is claiming windows is functional make one a windows proponent? I don't even have it on any of my systems at home, but have had to use it on various systems at work. But I recognize that is a matter of preference and that I get things done faster and with less frustration on a *nix system, not because Windows is unusable, and if needed, I can still get same things done on a Windows 7 or 8 system.

      There are a lot of issues I've had with windows in the past, so in general, my opinion is Windows is worse than Linux. But you seem to be complaining about simply changing the UI, in which case that is something every other OS has dealt with at times (e.g. all of the recent bitching about Gnome 3 and Unity). And you seem to be equating the gui with the whole OS, because simply adding a UI option is not the same as downgrading it to the previous version.

      There are plenty of legitimate complaints about Windows, and Windows 8, and yet the point was your complaint was just stupid. A third part UI tool, like the bazillion ones used in previous versions and other OSes to customize how an OS works is not indicative of a "colossal failure." Win8 might still be a failure if too many people don't bother to buy it because MS misjudged too much what people want, but it will take some time to see how that pans out business-wise. In the meantime, I'm going to upgrade Firefox version 17, but then downgrade it to version 2 by installing an addon that changes some of the UI...

    64. Re:It's very possible by sqrt(2) · · Score: 2

      And I don't think he was wrong anyway. He wasn't wrong about them sucking, he was wrong about people being willing to put up with them.

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    65. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A large part of the reason why cell phones get by with being touched is because they're in people's pockets all day. It's also made of gorilla glass, so it's highly resistant to scratching. Net result: my phone has a pocket-cleaned screen almost every time I look at it. I can also wipe it on my shirt quickly and it's clean.

      Trying a tablet for a short while, I was quickly agitated by how dirty the screen got. Now imagine a larger screen I can't easily maneuver my shirt to clean and will in no way fit in a pocket. No thanks.

    66. Re:It's very possible by WaffleMonster · · Score: 3, Informative

      To make Win8 usable, you just have to install it. It is quite usable as is. Maybe not efficient, and probably not agreeing with the preferences of many people, but that is not the same as being unusable.

      People have their own standards regarding what constitutes "usable". Those with a low threshold for nonsense or high standsrds could rightfully conclude windows 8 is unusable in its current form.

      The question of usability is value judgement you do NOT get to make for others.

    67. Re:It's very possible by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 2

      Win8 is like a quarterback throwing a Hail Mary pass at a baseball game.

    68. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why it is a complement to a mouse. Don't use it if you don't like fingerprints.

    69. Re:It's very possible by 517714 · · Score: 1, Informative

      A brief google search reveals that you have overstated sales by well over an order of magnitude: In the third quarter of 2011 partners reduced supply orders and company dropped down manufacturing volumes to 10 000 per month; this measure helped Asus to avoid overstocking in the warehouses and not to participate in sales of the devices at giveaway prices as HP did with TouchPad and RIM with its Playbook.

      This appears to be a case of willful ignorance on your part and your contempt is misdirected. Perhaps we should anticipate a similar 97% reduction in shipments of the Nexus 7 in the second quarter of its production as well?

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    70. Re:It's very possible by gagol · · Score: 1

      Funny, I just disassemble, cleaned and reassemble my gamepad yesterday due to greasy deposits of various origin making the buttons stuck...

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    71. Re:It's very possible by Psyborgue · · Score: 3, Informative

      The hell are you talking about? Android apps only run on one kind of cpu? There are android tablets and phones running all sorts of CPUs, including intel. Apps are written in java and run inside a tweaked out virtual machine. I can run the same .apk on an arm based tablet and an intel based phone. The only disadvantage to this approach is speed, but JIT helps this, as have other tweaks.

    72. Re:It's very possible by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, Win8 is like that dork kid putting a bull ring through his nose when he saw all the cool kids got piercings.

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    73. Re:It's very possible by pmontra · · Score: 2

      Many consumer laptops cost less than a smartphone that comes with 2 or 3 years mandatory contract and they're what most of the laptop market was made of so far: laptops left at home until people come back from work.
      Anyway, my business laptop costs twice as much as my smartphone. I'm happy at scrolling windows using the touchpad, where my fingers rest while I'm not typing, but I'd love tapping the X buttons on screen to close windows or to hit dialog buttons: tapping would be much faster than aiming the pointer to the button and clicking. Same if I were using a mouse.

    74. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPhone 5, no. The iPhone 1, yes.

    75. Re:It's very possible by tsa · · Score: 4, Funny

      But the iPad is easy to clean. Just lick it off.

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    76. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant to write "booger". I hope you meant to write "booger".

    77. Re:It's very possible by a_hanso · · Score: 1

      I keep reading this as the Anus Transformer. Must stop that.

    78. Re:It's very possible by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      I've just got a new Transformer Pad Infinity, which has a horribly unwieldy name but is a beautifully designed and built product. The department here is happy to buy tablets because they're very convenient for reading papers. I was sceptical of the tablet form factor: I was previously given an HP TouchPad, which has a beautifully designed UI (Android still feels clunky compared to WebOS in a number of areas) but was prematurely killed, and I rarely use it. I find that I actually do use the Transformer, and even with the keyboard attached I use the touchscreen quite a lot.

      The secret to avoiding the gorilla arm syndrome here is probably twofold. First, it has a moderately competent trackpad, so when I'm doing heavily text-focussed things I just use that. I'm not using an on-screen keyboard when it's in the vertical position, so the number of times I actually need to touch the screen is quite small. Second, the screen is small and so I'm only moving my hands a small amount. I can basically touch the entire screen just by moving my wrist. On my 15" laptop, it would be a lot more cumbersome.

      That said, the first application that I installed on mine was vim, so I'm probably a member of a fairly niche market...

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    79. Re:It's very possible by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      It's very possible that the reason we think touchscreen laptops are a bad idea

      "We"?

      Who's there with you? Or is it the royal we, as in "We'd like some of those petit fours, mother. Be a dear and bring down a tray, would you? One might starve waiting for dinner."

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    80. Re:It's very possible by t0rkm3 · · Score: 2

      Heh... At my office we account for six. Once I demonstrated that I could dual-boot Linux and Android, so that it would be a very useful at the office, and could still be used by the significant other at home... they started breeding, setting up mated pairs(rsync) and otherwise carrying on.

      ASUS needs a better marketing platform.

    81. Re:It's very possible by gwjgwj · · Score: 1

      When I put your phone into my pocket, it automatically cleans itself. I do not do that with my laptop.

    82. Re:It's very possible by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I don't write /. comments for a PR agency. I'm just a guy who happens to think Balmer is doing the right thing. There are people in the world who disagree with you.

      As for features: all applications automatically conform to multiple form factors in terms of both display mechanisms and input mechanisms and thus allow for ubiquitous computing is the shinny feature. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6cNdhOKwi0

    83. Re:It's very possible by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      What, they actually sold a Surface?

    84. Re:It's very possible by chris.alex.thomas · · Score: 1

      bwwawaaaahahhahahha, you sir made my day.....

    85. Re:It's very possible by catmistake · · Score: 2

      It was neither Steve Jobs nor Apple that discovered the problem with a vertical touch interface, but Ivan Sutherland that discovered in 1963 that a vertical touchscreen was a terrible idea.

      ...because the blood runs out of your hand in about 20 seconds and leaves it numb...

      Suffice to say, Apple will not be releasing a touchscreen laptop.

    86. Re:It's very possible by gwjgwj · · Score: 2

      Not really. Some applications (e.g.Sygic GPS navigation) are written in C++ and only the GUI is written in Java, so you cannot just run the same apk on different platforms.

    87. Re:It's very possible by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Just proves nerds don't know how to use their bodies.

      Teachers and chalk you know.

      The real problem with lightpens was the cord, that movement restriction seriously affects you. (my dad made a lightpen for our apple II)

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    88. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no problem with my Thinkpad's matte touchscreen and fingerprints/oil smears, this _is_ a mayor problem for the glossy/shiny/high reflective displays though (which are terrible to work with anyway IMHO). Mayor problem is this thing is a dust magnet, swiping accumulates the dust on the screen where the swipe stops.

    89. Re:It's very possible by khallow · · Score: 1

      I just find it surprising what becomes a touch screen when there are young kids around. Especially young kids with permanent markers or paint.

    90. Re:It's very possible by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      Mostly because replacing a grubby keyboard is a ten dollar affair, and even the grubbiest fingers don't render a keyboard too grubby to use properly in a day or three.

      Virg

    91. Re:It's very possible by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Considering that it's a reply to an unbacked up and frankly obviously false assertion of only 13 people buying the thing

      Good grief. Unless you are badly autistic (and I mean that as a statement of fact, not abuse), it should be quite clear that its transparent "falseness" was because it was intended as a joke, quite clearly not expected to be taken literally and quite deliberately exaggerated for the sake of poking some fun at an underlying but less extreme truth.

      One might reasonably disagree with (and attack) the underlying "serious" point that the Transformer sold poorly. However, deliberately treating what I assume you knew was an obvious joke as if it were ever meant to be taken seriously is the kind of stupid and inane point-scoring pseudo-argumentative silliness that gives Slashdotters a bad name.

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    92. Re:It's very possible by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      This is not wikipedia. Bald assertions serve to move the debate forward and show the baseless assumptions of the other side. If you think there are facts against what someone said state them. If you think that proving someone is completely wrong will help your case then provide the citation. If you can't be bothered then as in any debate, you lose. Just go and read XKCD for strength.

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    93. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why no one knows just how many penises I have.

      I sincerely hope it's a whole number between zero and one (inclusive).

      If not, you're a very disturbing individual.

    94. Re:It's very possible by Uberbah · · Score: 2

      If you're too lazy to check facts, don't challenge people who post them.

      That's not how this works. It's the job of the person making the assertion to back up his claim - if you don't believe me, lets try a little experiment.

      I hereby assert that you, ozmanjusri, like to spank your mother while she's in her underwear. Now, is it my job to provide evidence for that assertion, or your job to disprove it?

    95. Re:It's very possible by Desler · · Score: 1

      They're off in la la land thinking you can put together a database of all streets and businesses in the US in less than a year

      Which is why they bought data from established players like TomTom.

    96. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      All my cool, metrosexual, and hot chick classmates have an ipad. None of my cheetos-eating, basement-dwelling, nerd virgin classmates have an iPad.

      Thats because they use android. Because they are smart enough to know an android is far less expensive, equal if not greater in terms of hardware for a lot of models and googles open approach allows the owner to actual use the device as if they actually own it.

      But really. WHat does better hardware, better pricing, better user ability and overall better product mean when you can walk around with a apple logo on your overpriced item?

    97. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I thought the Cheetos factor would sink keyboards! Oh wait, it's because most input devices can be operated (albeit slowly) with one grime-free hand or finger if necessary.

    98. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too true. I keep my notebook and especially desktop screens pristine clean, and though I also own a tablet and a smartphone, fingerprints on those bother me to no end. But the worst: a colleague who just has to touch screens with her finger while making a point. Like nails on a chalkboard. She leaves my office and now I have smudges to deal with. I'm trying to decide if a jury would really convict me under the curcumstances...

    99. Re:It's very possible by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      I don't know what kind of a laptop do you have in mind, but on what I consider a laptop a touchscreen would be an ergonomic nightmare.

      I don't know how you use a touch-enabled laptop, but it also has a keyboard and mouse/trackpad.

      You people seem to want to believe that its a tablet with a physical keyboard, rather than a laptop with a touch screen.

      If you want a tablet, buy a tablet. If you want a laptop, why not get one with a touch screen?

      "No, I dont want a microphone on my laptop.. voice recognition sucks.. absolutely cannot have a microphone on my laptop.. its a nightmare I tell you!"

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    100. Re:It's very possible by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      It's not because people haven't tried.

      It was because they cost a lot more.

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    101. Re:It's very possible by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Love the troll mods. They rock :)

      Anyways - feel free to point out these "good" products prior to the iPhone 1 and iPad, and then state why they failed to perform like these 2 products.

      Hint: You won't be able to, nor even for almost a 2 year period after each was released. There's a reason Apple has the marketshare they do, and it has NOTHING to do with marketing. In fact, I recall almost 0 marketing on the iPhone prior to announcement, and the same for the iPad. The latter had rumors swirling about with all sorts of negativity, and some jokes were even funny. There were predictions from all quarters that Apple would fail, like everyone else, in the tablet arena. Or maybe you're just wallowing in revisionism.

      Personally, it's too bad Steve passed away prior to his "cracking the TV" industry. Had he had the same impact on TVs that he did with phones, we'd all be in a better world. (Yes, the major impact of Apple on the cell phone market wasn't the iPhone itself, but a quantum shift away from the throttling control cell providers exerted over hardware, but you'll probably argue that didn't happen either)

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    102. Re:It's very possible by mellon · · Score: 1

      It's nice to have strong opinions, but you are being a bit hysterical here. OP is right—touchscreens make a great compliment to mice. Sometimes you want fine pointing, and then a mouse is a big win. Sometimes you want to say "that!" Then the touchscreen is a win. Personally, I'd rather have an eyeball tracker and a microphone, but that is probably patented by some troll.

    103. Re:It's very possible by 2fuf · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's probably because the hot metrosexual chicks gently suck eachother's fingers after eating cheetos

    104. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah Americans.

    105. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, do YOU have an iPad?

    106. Re:It's very possible by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Because they can't draw or paint on a non-touch screen?

    107. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teachers and chalk you know.

      I remember my teachers complaining about this and stopping often to massage their hand.

    108. Re:It's very possible by tibit · · Score: 1

      The deal is, it's not something that you can use while using the laptop as a laptop. As a tablet -- sure. Laptop with upright screen -- nope. Since laptops are, with scant few exceptions, much bulkier than tablets, I'd much rather have the sleek tablet as a separate device. That's me, though.

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    109. Re:It's very possible by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a thin sheen of bugger / snot.

      I think you mean booger. At least I hope you do.

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    110. Re:It's very possible by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's actually so bad I hate using my phone as a phone now.

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    111. Re:It's very possible by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Whether insanity or royalty, whichever makes me sound more impressive, please choose that option.

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    112. Re:It's very possible by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that those things on the screen are too small for stubby fingers to hit accurately, unless you make them annoyingly large and lose all the advantages of having a nice screen in the first place.

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    113. Re:It's very possible by towermac · · Score: 2

      Post of the month.

    114. Re:It's very possible by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You can write Android apps in native code if you like, and Play automatically deals with getting the right binary to the device. IIRC most Intel based Android devices have an ARM emulator for those apps as well, just in case an x86 binary is not available.

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    115. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux is completely unusable*

      * (I don't like the color orange and I don't like having to change themes or window color settings.)

    116. Re:It's very possible by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      For the love of the FSM don't buy a HP laptop. Take a hammer and chisel to your nads instead, it will be more fun.

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    117. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me only the nerds have the iPad, my hot chick classmates have phones and laptops

    118. Re:It's very possible by Kynde · · Score: 1

      If you're too lazy to check facts, don't challenge people who post them.

      I disagree. Any troll can post false "fact" after false "fact" fast enough to overwhelm anyone else's ability to check and disprove them. Therefore the responsibility should be on the person presenting the fact to provide a valid citation (if not up front, then at least when asked for it).

      So true, I'm so sick and tired of such gish gallops often used by the AGW denialists.

      "That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence""

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    119. Re:It's very possible by Ragica · · Score: 1

      And before Transformer was the Lenovo IdeaPad S10-3t, which is still being used here daily, and quite liked. It runs Windows 7 most of the time, but I dual boot Linux on it sometimes... specifically Kubuntu with the plasma netbook interface. Linux works pretty well, the main thing missing for me is "long tap" support -- lenovo and/or windows detects long presses and pops up context menu (like mouse middle click). Interestingly the S10-3t extremely rarely gets the screen flipped around to tablet mode. It turns out the clamshell is more convenient 95% of the time. Even reading in bed with it... just sit the laptop on the bed beside pillow and have the desktop rotate the display (or use FBReader's built-in display rotation). It sits up nicely with no hands needed, while you lay comfortably reading.

      The full size lenovo keyboard is very nice on such a small thing; being able to touch click/drag things is icing on the cake.

    120. Re:It's very possible by Kynde · · Score: 1

      It's also very possible that the Asus Transformer range showed that a good touchscreen tablet/laptop combo is a useful bit of gear well before "Microsoft might have validated the idea".

      It's because I own a Transformer that I know touchscreen laptops suck.

      And I, as an owner, too, will have to disagree because absolutely love it. There's future right there, no doubt on my mind.

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    121. Re:It's very possible by toriver · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is also why they eat Cheetos: It is cheaper than steak. And dwelling in your parents' basement is cheaper than having your own apartment. And being a virgin is cheaper than a girlfriend. All in all, quite cheap individuals. Pirating Android apps is just icing on the cake.

      But you seem to lack knowledge about iPads. The number of Android tablets that can be called "better" is minimal at best.

    122. Re:It's very possible by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 2

      Perhaps it would be a problem if you to have to look down at your keyboard to type and saw nasty gooey gunk every time... and worse, even not looking, the stuff would make your keys slippery. But that's never going to happen unless you eat while or after typing, without washing your hands. Plus--if you have the ability to type without looking, then you would *never* have to look at it even if it is there. I tend to not eat while typing, but some things--like Cheetos--can slide, because they can be eaten with one hand, and I can type with the other. This sort of thing would certainly not be comfortable, and probably not even possible on a cell phone.

      Still, the natural oils and sweat on our hands are enough to make screens look seriously nasty, while a traditional keyboard will keep purring away with no major difference in functionality or appearance. No Cheetos necessary. And those natural oils, no amount of hand washing will be able to completely eliminate. They're just there, always will be, and will reappear in relatively short time after washing your hands.

      Plus... I'd rather get a $25 keyboard messy and have to clean it than a fucking $125 touchscreen on a complicated electronic device with speakers, buttons, etc. that by its nature should be kept *away* from water as much as possible...

    123. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But cleaning a touchscreen is faster, cheaper and easier than replacing a keyboard

    124. Re:It's very possible by pmontra · · Score: 1

      You're probably right about the X buttons. IMHO dialog buttons are large enough to be tapped. I just tried a simulation with Ubuntu's Suspend / Restart / Cancel / Shutdown dialog.

      Thinking about it, I think I'd like to convert to touch gestures some of the compiz key combinations I often use, or zooming in/out of pictures and pdf files.

    125. Re:It's very possible by khallow · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as a non-touch screen around young kids. Your TV is a touch screen. A wall is a touch screen. The dining room table. See where I'm going with that?

    126. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll help the ingestion system of the others eating cheetos around them via the increase in drool production.

    127. Re:It's very possible by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      That you have/know crappy kids?

    128. Re:It's very possible by wibblewibble · · Score: 1

      As a parent I'm sure you know and are just in denial. It's a thin sheen of bugger / snot. Better to face the truth imo.

      I believe the correct term is santorum.

    129. Re:It's very possible by khallow · · Score: 1

      That you have/know crappy kids?

      They come with a lot of crap. That sometimes ends up on the touch screens too.

    130. Re:It's very possible by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      would a simple solution to that issue be a protective screen, similar to the ones on cell phones, but easier to remove and reusable? Some high end cell phone cases even have what i am referring to

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    131. Re:It's very possible by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      it only takes 1 though. options are a great thing arent they??

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    132. Re:It's very possible by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      You know it's going to sell because it comes with every PC. Still if you look at Vista the take up rate was very poor compared to 7 or XP. So tanking in this instance means the market share measured by Statcounter et al grows slowly. Look if people complain about it. If the complaints are about as loud as Vista then it's going to be replaced quickly.

      I think it's more likely to be a Vista than a 7. I'd also hazard a guess that Windows 9 comes out quickly and and with an option to go back to the Windows 7 style start menu.

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    133. Re:It's very possible by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      But what you're talking about is mostly the exception, rather than the rule. 99% of apps out there do not rely on a particular CPU, and in the rare cases they do, early marked as such (e.g. some tegra "enhanced") with alternatives available. Even then, as you note, generally the play store could handle this transparently.... if only game developers didn't demand you buy the app twice to get the tegra code and higher res textures. That's not an android problem. That's an asshole problem.

    134. Re:It's very possible by hazem · · Score: 1

      then why doesn't anyone backtrack that thinking to the keyboards?

      Simply because they don't have to see through their keyboards.

    135. Re:It's very possible by hazem · · Score: 1

      When I used to work at a university maintaining computers, my kit always had cleaners and wipes, and the first thing I'd do to a computer is wipe it down (screen, keyboard, any obvious dirt on the case). This was not only for my own sanitation, but our seemed seemed a lot happier with a cleaned off computer. Even if it didn't work much better, they seemed happier, since because it was cleaner, we clearly did "something" to it. In customer service, perception is just as important as actual performance.

    136. Re:It's very possible by hazem · · Score: 1

      I dont' know about CPUs, but some apps seem to only work with specific versions of Android. When my Nexus 7 upgraded to 4.2, several apps stopped working. And there are lots of apps for my Android phone that when I try to find them on the app-store say they won't work with my device (and these aren't phone-dependent apps).

      Maybe the difference doesn't come from different CPUs on different platforms, but there is a problem with apps not working universally. I suspect the problem is that different devices are running different versions of Android.

    137. Re:It's very possible by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      OP is yet another hipster New Yorker reader confused by the difference between a diaeresis and an umlaut

      They meant to type "bügger"...

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    138. Re:It's very possible by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      (and let me thank /.'s execrable handling of non-english characters for ruining that particular joke...)

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    139. Re:It's very possible by lennier · · Score: 1

      touchscreens make a great compliment to mice.

      Why hello there, Mr Logitech. Have you been working out? Your laser is shining especially brightly today. And what a shiny scrollwheel!

      Me? Oh, the usual - laying around, looking attractive, letting random strangers pick me up and paw me all over with their greasy fingertips. It's a living.

      Shall we do coffee?

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    140. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem a bit panicked that people might like touchscreens on laptops.

    141. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment is much funnier than all the previous ones marked "Funny."

    142. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the iPhone 1 was certainly revolutionary in it's design (the conceit of removing most physical controls is indeed inspired) it was not without it's problems. For example the walled garden nature of the environment, the short battery life and the fact the battery could not be replaced and so you could not carry around spares. To many people these things alone are enough to make any of the contemporaneous conventional phones better in practical terms. With this in mind I cannot avoid the conclusion that many of the early uptakers of the iPhone were purely indulging in a fad therefore. It is certainly good that the product sold well and apple and others are now able to enrich all our lives by refining this original revolutionary design. Particularly bearing in mind that it could so easily have been a flop and we'd be stuck with phones with actual buttons on them.

      Or perhaps removing the buttons from anything will instantly make it better and all I just said it complete twaddle.

    143. Re:It's very possible by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      A Transformer is not really a touchscreen laptop, though. I mean, you can use it as one, but it's missing the point completely. You use keyboard/trackpad when it's a laptop, and switch to touchscreen when it's a tablet.

    144. Re:It's very possible by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      You're focused on buttons - it's a red herring. The real innovation was the break away from the providers controls, and providing a phone that was actually a phone as envisioned by someone whose main interest was not in maximizing revenue to the provider's "store" of sub-par products. The cell phone market of 2006 is a lot like the TV market of 2012 - providers controlled what and how you accessed content. The iPhone broke through that, we can only hope someone does the same to the TV ISPs.

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    145. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you say "customers", you're referring to your three grandmas and the guy with the shoe repair and key grinding shop, as usual, right?

    146. Re:It's very possible by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      windows phone 8 is doing surprisingly well, a lot better than actual windows 8.

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    147. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BULLSHIT!!!!!!! that is so unbelievably wrong. All the apple fanatics would never find out about it (because they only look at tech from apple), if they did it would be claimed it wasn't as professional or classy as apple, and apple would be suing them into the stone age. Have you not heard of the reality distortion field it's how apple lies and tricks it's customers. Have you seen the look on some teenagers face when you suggest a phone different to the iPhone?

    148. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did I claim that the iPhone was only successful because it had a fruit on it?

    149. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While much of what you write is perfectly correct it in no way invalidates anything I wrote. My main point is to dispute the contention that a better product will necessarily sell any better than an inferior product. As a result any claims regarding a products quality based upon their market success are of little merit.

      Indeed the side effects on the cell phone market you attribute to the iPhone's success do appear an enormous boon. Though it's a bit much to claim people buying it originally did it with that in mind. It's also unclear as to whether those things would or would not have happened anyway without apple.

      What I'm saying (or trying to say) has little to do with the topic on hand to be honest. I'm not aiming to critique apple. I'm aiming to expose the chaotic nature of the market. Humans like narratives along with well defined cause and effect. Chaotic systems don't really possess such things. The best we can really say about anything is that it happened at all. Why it happened, not so much. If we could look back and say definitively why something happened, then we should be able to look forward and say something definitively will happen, but we cannot. So based on this I maintain that the original statement of yours I responded to (regarding nothing prior to apple's products taking the market over by storm) is fatuous. Particularly as you are so specific in the qualities the market killers need possess and may as well be asking for an example of somebody making the iPhone and iPad before apple did. Other than that I fully agree with everything else you have written although elements of it are flawed as outlined above. I would add that while I concede that it is oftentimes useful or even necessary to oversimplify things due to the limitations of the human mind, it's as well to be aware that you are oversimplifying things.

    150. Re:It's very possible by Ozeroc · · Score: 1

      A good idea. Back in my desktop support days I'd always clean the mouse "turds" off the wheels in the ball chamber. I couldn't imagine how people dealt with mice like that.

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    151. Re:It's very possible by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Of course dirty fingers have nothing to do with vertical or horizontal and any range of angles in terms of touch screens. Basically a typical Apple marketing lie to promote their product. When it comes to browsing selection devices pay attention to how much you move your mouse, how you arm and hand is supported and the ratio of mouse movement to on screen movement of your mouse pointer. The bigger the touch screen the uncomfortable it becomes to use for repeated selections over many hours, vertical, horizontal, or any angle in between it makes no difference. The mouse still remains the most comfortable, lazy, lounging around, browsing device, as long as it and your hand and arm can be effectively supported in your selected reclining position. As you move your mouse through a range of a couple of centimetres to move tens of centimetres on screen, even hundreds of centimetres on a big screen. Forget "Minority Report" style gyrations unless you want to get fit.

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    152. Re:It's very possible by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      You're right about this, but the same thing happens with IOS. If you upgrade too quickly, a lot of apps break and it takes developers a while to get their programs working with the new version of the OS. Personally I wait a little to make sure my critical apps are updated.

    153. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? What company actually did something resembling the iPhone or iPad prior to when they first came out? I agree a lot of companies are doing much better than Apple today, but seriously I am curious to know of mass market consumer grade phones or tablets that are similar to the iPhone and iPad prior to them being released. What is the obsession about not giving credit to Apple where it is due even though they thoroughly deserve bashing for all their misdeeds?

      On the other hand you're spot on about Microsoft..

    154. Re:It's very possible by dbIII · · Score: 1

      We're getting way into weird territory here - some guy posted a blatant lie, joke or not, somebody challenged the obvious lie and then some idiot wrote "citation needed" on the challenge, and now Dogtanian is calling me autistic for suggesting no citation is needed? With such an inability to follow such a short thread, should I see your autistic and raise you ADD :)
      Please at least attempt to read what is written before handing out a "diagnosis".

    155. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only person that gets hot on hearing the phrase "natural oils"?

    156. Re:It's very possible by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      While much of what you write is perfectly correct it in no way invalidates anything I wrote. My main point is to dispute the contention that a better product will necessarily sell any better than an inferior product.

      If that's really your point, then I agree with you and present just about anything Microsoft as a case in point.

      ...Indeed the side effects on the cell phone market you attribute to the iPhone's success do appear an enormous boon. Though it's a bit much to claim people buying it originally did it with that in mind. It's also unclear as to whether those things would or would not have happened anyway without apple.

      I made no such claim that people bought it with the intention of revolutionizing the existing system. The system was revolutionized because the phone existed and was attractive enough that enough people bought the phone to cause that shift in the larger vendor/carrier relationships. Without that shift, you would have iPhones , Blackberries, and junk. (Having owned "top" models in the "junk" category, I can most certainly attest that in comparison to today's phones, those phones were barely adequate as phones, much less anything else.)

      What I'm saying (or trying to say) has little to do with the topic on hand to be honest. I'm not aiming to critique apple. I'm aiming to expose the chaotic nature of the market. Humans like narratives along with well defined cause and effect. Chaotic systems don't really possess such things. The best we can really say about anything is that it happened at all. Why it happened, not so much. If we could look back and say definitively why something happened, then we should be able to look forward and say something definitively will happen, but we cannot. So based on this I maintain that the original statement of yours I responded to (regarding nothing prior to apple's products taking the market over by storm) is fatuous. Particularly as you are so specific in the qualities the market killers need possess and may as well be asking for an example of somebody making the iPhone and iPad before apple did. Other than that I fully agree with everything else you have written although elements of it are flawed as outlined above. I would add that while I concede that it is oftentimes useful or even necessary to oversimplify things due to the limitations of the human mind, it's as well to be aware that you are oversimplifying things.

      I was going to edit out some of that, and realized I needed to leave it as a whole for my purposes. First, yes, I agree that markets appear chaotic, and may even be so, I cannot say with certainty that they are, since that would be similar to attempting to prove a negative (no god, no (intelligent) life in universe, etc). From there, if you'll note my original post, I made some rather very simple statements, with only a single quality listed in addition to type of device: a touchscreen phone, with the implication of a touchscreen smartphone. The tablet just had to "be" and take marketshare. I'm not sure how you derived "are so specific in the qualities the market killer need possess" from that, nor how my statements were fatuous as they are merely observations of history in statement form, no more, no less.

      For the simple: Show me another smartphone prior to the iPhone, that has as much marketshare. Or, show me one that is not a copy that came after and took that marketshare. The Samsung Galaxy SIII doesn't count, since it was enough of a clone of the iPhone hardware/software that even Google stated in an email to Samsung that they should modify their offering. I'd say that makes Samsung a copier, not an innovator, no matter how successful. I may soon get my hands on a Galaxy SIII for dev purposes, so I'll hopefully have first hand experience with it soon.

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    157. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, seriously. Haven't you ever found yourself pushing your finger against the laptop screen with no apparent response ... until it finally dawns on you that it's not the fucking iPad, idiot.

    158. Re:It's very possible by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      And that is why gestures will replace touchscreens, mice, and keyboards for human input within a generation.

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    159. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the obsession with pretending Apple and Microsoft are the only computer vendors on Slashdot?

      It's the same PR trick as Coke vs Pepsi and Miller vs Bud. None of these brands are the best. They never want to talk about the cheaper better alternatives. Coke only talks about being better than Pepsi. If they talked about the 100 other sodas that are just as high quality and some costing a fraction of the price, they'll lose a very profitable market selling the most expansive flavored sugar water.

    160. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


        I don't know what bizarre substances they form on their fingers, I do not WANT to know

      Did you change the diaper?

    161. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oleophobic

    162. Re:It's very possible by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      The flip side is that it takes a year for a keyboard to get bad enough to warrant replacing, and it requires almost no cleaning at all in that time (slapdash cleaning once a week is more than most people bother with), where cleaning a touch screen is an almost daily affair. Add to that the fact that a grubby keyboard doesn't interfere with reading what's on the screen and the crud level just doesn't rise into awareness the same way.

      Virg

    163. Re:It's very possible by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      We're getting way into weird territory here

      Not at all. Someone made an obviously-exaggerated joke ("all 13 geeks who bought them love them!") that almost (*) no-one would actually believe was meant literally.

      You took it literally in a spectacularly lame attempt at point scoring.. Er.... that's it. The only "weird" bit is figuring out who you were trying to fool with this nonsense. :-)

      (*) Which brings us on to...

      some guy posted a blatant lie, joke or not now Dogtanian is calling me autistic for suggesting no citation is needed

      Not really. What I said was that it was so obvious a joke that only someone with an autism-related disorder could (in good faith) claim to have taken it literally.

      In your case, it's far more plausible that you were just bulls******g.

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    164. Re:It's very possible by kupe · · Score: 1

      After all, touchscreen computers like HP's Touchsmart series have absolutely dominated the marketplace since their introduction 5 years ago, said nobody ... ever.

    165. Re:It's very possible by the+Gray+Mouser · · Score: 1

      If you think ALL it is is a thin sheen of snot, then you're the one in denial.

      Unnecessary validation: I'm a parent too :)

    166. Re:It's very possible by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Resistive screens, low battery life, sucky touch to pointer mapping. Convertible laptop form factor is the only thing they got right. Oh, and lets not talk about price...

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    167. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one can prove(disprove) a negative. But I agree citation is generally good in peer reviews. If only to prove that the test case can be repeated independently.

    168. Re:It's very possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cara Menghilangkan Komedo. Kurang percaya diri gara-gara komedo? Masalah komedo memang bisa bikin kepercayaan diri kita turun. Menghilangkankan komedo tidak susah kok, asal kita mau merawat secara rajin dan teratur. Di posting ala pepino

    169. Re:It's very possible by gregorthebigmac · · Score: 1

      Care to share a source on that? I've been searching high and low for an Android OS that will run on my Dell Latitude ST Tablet (runs on an Intel Atom), and I came up dry. I've been wanting to dual-boot win7 and Android on it, but so far I can't find an Android OS that will run on it.

    170. Re:It's very possible by guruevi · · Score: 1

      The only thing that changed with their current iteration is the resistive screen, the rest remains the same.

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    171. Re:It's very possible by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Bigger batteries are more realistic, and the pointer mapping is patchable software. One can hope.

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  2. Um, have you used OSX recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There's a ton of stuff that's basically useless in a non-touch environment (Launchpad, I'm looking at you). It's obvious Apple is planning for it eventually.

    1. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the change in scrolling to match iOS devices was done now so that it's not a shock in a few years when they are touch.

    2. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      I think Apple was more testing the waters -- seeing how many people would use it, and perhaps trolling Microsoft into making a gigantic tactical mistake. What Apple didn't do what force everybody to use Launchpad. Given that nobody is going around saying how much they particularly love the feature, I doubt Apple will force it on everybody. Then again, Steve is dead.

    3. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have a Retina iMac than a touchscreen iMac, Retina iMac can help make my job (motion graphics) easier. Touch screen is a gimmick that does...basically nothing.

    4. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a ton of stuff that's basically useless in a non-touch environment (Launchpad, I'm looking at you). ÂIt's obvious Apple is planning for it eventually.

      that is highly unlikely

    5. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by Desler · · Score: 1

      How is Launchpad useless without a touch environment? It's quite awesome to use with the trackpad.

    6. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by toriver · · Score: 1

      Well, the change was to match touch movements on the trackpad (the large accessory one at least). But it was easy to revert.

    7. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Yet they disabled the age-old shortcut command-shift-a, which brought up the Applications folder in the Finder. I used to use that because you could key-type the first few letters to find the app. They killed it.

      However, 10.7 does add a keyboard search to the launchpad which 10.6 doesn't have. Makes launching apps about as fast as the old way.

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    8. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      Personally I've bee using spotlight to launch apps since the feature was released. Command + space then "ter" and enter launches terminal, for example. Didn't know there was a shortcut to the apps folder, but then again, I've only been using mac is since 10.3.

    9. Re:Um, have you used OSX recently? by Pope · · Score: 1

      Their touch interface in all those cases are their multi-touch trackpads. No touchscreen needed.

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  3. Seriously? by dinfinity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    " I'm not going to touch-type 70 words per minute on a touchscreen keyboard. But when I'm in the cramped quarters of a train, plane, or standing in a line — say, when the only thing standing between a critical email and its recipient is a few dozen words and a tap of the button marked "Send" — I can grab that Windows 8 laptop by its hinged section, one hand on either side of the screen, and tap out that message with my thumbs."

    You have to be kidding me. That is the most ridiculous way to type anything on a laptop. Ever.

    1. Re:Seriously? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Think about it -> even in economy class on planes, you have more than enough room for a regular laptop.

      I can, however, think of one place where a tablet would work better than a laptop, and that's on a peak SEPTA train. Of course, that's also the kind of train where you probably wouldn't want to take out the tablet, for fear of someone spotting an easy mark.

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    2. Re:Seriously? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I'm confused about this whole article at some level. I love my Transformer Prime (Android tablet with docking keyboard) but when I'm using it in a primarily touch-based fashion, I disconnect the keyboard because its in the way.

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    3. Re:Seriously? by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Not exactly a compelling use case, indeed.

      On the other hand, while typing I've noticed it's often faster to quickly jab buttons or perform gestures on the screen than to reach down and use a trackpad.

      I agree that most screens will be touch screens...eventually. In the same way that most televisions will be 3D...eventually. It's still primarily a gimmick at this point, but it has some use. As the price goes down and the practical downsides are slowly engineered away, it will become a standard feature and applications will evolve to better use it.

      (p.s. I don't own a touch screen laptop, but I do have an iPad with keyboard which works the same way...and, ironically, predates modern touch screen laptops.)

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    4. Re:Seriously? by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Not exactly a compelling use case, indeed.

      On the other hand, while typing I've noticed it's often faster to quickly jab buttons or perform gestures on the screen than to reach down and use a trackpad.

      I agree that most screens will be touch screens...eventually. In the same way that most televisions will be 3D...eventually. It's still primarily a gimmick at this point, but it has some use. As the price goes down and the practical downsides are slowly engineered away, it will become a standard feature and applications will evolve to better use it.

      (p.s. I don't own a touch screen laptop, but I do have an iPad with keyboard which works the same way...and, ironically, predates modern touch screen laptops.)

      I think my aversion to the idea is the fact that currently most software makers are demonstrating that they have no sense of moderation when it comes to touchscreens. Almost simultaneously the Ubuntu and Gnome people, Microsoft - hell, everybody - decided that touch must be everywhere! and started running roughshed over their interfaces to force it into every nook and cranny, no matter inappropriate.

      So I'm not really expecting the user experience to improve when this happens - instead I'm expecting to find my interface options to lose customizability and basic features.

    5. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Think about it -> even in economy class on planes, you have more than enough room for a regular laptop.

      you must be skinny. Us fat bastards find economy seating inadequate for comfortable laptop usage.

    6. Re:Seriously? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. My family can't stop dropping hints that I need to lose some weight, that they'd help me pick out a diet, or go 'walking' with me. I do, however, have the advantage of height (tall) and body build (broad shoulders), which prevents me from being thrown into any number of less favourable categories.

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    7. Re:Seriously? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      On a plane the last thing I want to do is work. I'd rather just laugh at all the others who are working instead of using a legitimate excuse not to.

    8. Re:Seriously? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Put it on YOUR fat idiot!

    9. Re:Seriously? by camperdave · · Score: 2

      I don't know what kind of planes you've been on, but the ones I've been on, to angle the screen properly, you have to have the laptop half off of the front end of the tray table.

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    10. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After the part where he's grabbing the laptop by both hands, I was seriously, sincerely hoping that last sentence would end like:

      "[...] I can grab that Windows 8 laptop by its hinged section, one hand on either side of the screen, and tap out that message with my nose."

    11. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ever try swype or one of the many other drag your finger around to spell word. Typing almost about the same rate of wpm, I still love the keyboard(bluetooth) though.

    12. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Think about it -> even in economy class on planes, you have more than enough room for a regular laptop.

      If I have the base of my 13 laptop sticking into my abdomen such that my ribs are hanging over it (in other words, losing weight, short of my liver and kidneys, isn't the issue...), I can get the screen a little past vertical, assuming the seat in front of me is not leaning back. It is open enough to read, although would be more comfortable if open further, and attempting to type has my wrists angled pretty heavily and uncomfortably. If the seat in front is leaning back, it is pretty much unusable even for reading. And if they lean back after I open it, there seems to be a rather big risk of it getting caught on the lip above where the tray table goes and smashing the screen. Especially since I noticed in past incidents when someone leans back and the chair catches on something, whether my knees or the laptop, they respond by trying again, but much harder and throwing their weight into it.

    13. Re:Seriously? by jovius · · Score: 1

      Well, the real problem is not how you use the device but the fact that it's felt obligated to use one in an overcrowded space and in a hurry.

    14. Re:Seriously? by jittles · · Score: 1

      You must be short. Us tall bastards can barely even see the screen the viewing angle is so sharp on a plane. No. I bring my tablet and a Bluetooth keyboard when I fly. I put the tablet on the tray table and the keyboard on my lap and write emails, documents, or whatever other work I need to do. The only thing I don't do is code.

    15. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I'm not going to touch-type 70 words per minute on a touchscreen keyboard. But when I'm in the cramped quarters of a train, plane, or standing in a line — say, when the only thing standing between a critical email and its recipient is a few dozen words and a tap of the button marked "Send" — I can grab that Windows 8 laptop by its hinged section, one hand on either side of the screen, and tap out that message with my thumbs."

      You have to be kidding me. That is the most ridiculous way to type anything on a laptop. Ever.

      Whats even more ridiculous is that this person doesnt just get out their smartphone and send the dozen words from it instead of carrying the tablet with a bloated OS.

      I bet this is the same type of person that when going to the store they push their car to the store instead of starting it and driving it.

    16. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that what a Blackberry is for? You're standing in line and you're going to lug out your Windows 8 laptop? Hahaha....ridiculous in so many ways!!!!

    17. Re:Seriously? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      " I'm not going to touch-type 70 words per minute on a touchscreen keyboard. But when I'm in the cramped quarters of a train, plane, or standing in a line — say, when the only thing standing between a critical email and its recipient is a few dozen words and a tap of the button marked "Send" — I can grab that Windows 8 laptop by its hinged section, one hand on either side of the screen, and tap out that message with my thumbs."

      You have to be kidding me. That is the most ridiculous way to type anything on a laptop. Ever.

      It's not that ridiculous. I've typed on my old Galaxy 10.1 that way.

      That being said, if I'm really on a train, or in line somewhere. I'll often send my email directly from my phone, even if I have my tablet with me.

      With my phone, I can easily type with one hand, and if the train is moving, hold onto something with my second hand. Plus, if I'm doing my email, I'd rather do it on my phone instead of a tablet because the people standing/sitting next to me don't get to see as much of my emails as they would see if I had them on my tablet.

    18. Re:Seriously? by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      It's not that ridiculous. I've typed on my old Galaxy 10.1 that way.

      Which is a laptop, right?
      That would make your comment very relevant.

    19. Re:Seriously? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Think about it -> even in economy class on planes, you have more than enough room for a regular laptop.

      you must be skinny. Us fat bastards find economy seating inadequate for comfortable laptop usage.

      well, you'd find it impossible to use it sitting on a sofa too then. if you can get the tray down, you can use a laptop there. if you can't, maybe you'll get skinnier since you can't get the food and soda on the tray either.

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    20. Re:Seriously? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Agreed.
      You have the width, and you "theoretically" have the depth.

      But considering the chair in front of you is usually reclined a little, you're not going to have enough room to really flip the screen far enough back (so it's pointing up a little) so you can see it well.

      Maybe with a small laptop (11" / 13") and if the guy isn't reclining. But fully reclined, the top of the seat in front of you is at the same X/Y coordinates as the edge of your seat... just 2'-3' higher.

  4. Steve Jobs didn't write the BIBLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    He could be wrong, and he could change his mind.

    He's not Yahweh - think of him as KRS-ONE - full of contradictions but usually miles ahead of the competition.

    1. Re:Steve Jobs didn't write the BIBLE by TWX · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, but he's the principal subject of The Book of Jobs...

      The Book of Jobs
      The "King Steve" translation

      In the beginning, Intel created the microprocessor. And the microprocessor was without form or function, and hobbyists lay across the Valley of Silicon. And the brewers said, "Let there be bytes," and there were bytes. And the evening and the morning were the first wave.

      Now Jobs was a man of ambition, and he walked in the way of Technology. And it came to pass that he was in the garden, and there he met with the Wozniak. And the Wozniak said, "Come, let us eat fruit from the tree of knowledge of ones and zeros." But they found the tree was barren of fruit, so Jobs and Wozniak fashioned an Apple that others who came looking for the tree might want to buy.

      Now many tasted of the Apple and saw that it was good, and Jobs grew most prosperous. And he fashioned a new apple, which he called Mac, because its pictures were most sweet and because it attracted mice. And there was great rejoicing throughout the Valley of Silicon, and the people clicked their icons and waited for the floppy drive to respond.

      The Apple grew large and strong, and Jobs proclaimed himself emperor. And Jobs hired a Sculley to help him care for the garden. And the Sculley brought together the holders of stock and he said unto them, "Verily, this Jobs understandeth not how a major corporation maketh its bread by the sweat of others' brows. So let us bring forth a great flood of water that will rain for forty ticks and forty clock cycles, and let us rid ourselves of him." And the holders of stock cried, "Hosanna!"

      PROPHET AND LOSS

      So Jobs was cast forth into the wilderness. There he wandered for many years until he dropped down onto his knees, weak with boredom. And he cried out, "Oh, Great CPU, do not forsake me. I have followed in your footsteps since teletypes roamed the Earth, and it hath rewarded me not--except in fame and fortune. Please, Oh Calculating One, give thy humble servant a sign of what to do next."

      And lo, the last word he spoke rang in Jobs' ear. And Jobs understood that he must next build a NeXT.

      And Jobs built his NeXT of black, and it was one cubit long by one cubit wide by one cubit tall, making it a cubit cubed. And to operate the system he hired many Eunuchs.

      So it came to pass that the NeXT was at last ready, and Jobs showed it to the multitudes. And the multitudes were sore impressed by the NeXT's greatness, and they cried hosannas out loud and fell down on their knees and sang songs of praise to Jobs. Then they pulled out their cards of credit and purchased thus great numbers of computers running Windows.

      And Jobs, most puzzled by the multitudes, cried out, "I shall stop making my NeXTs of black, and I shall sell the labor of my Eunuchs to those whose machines run Windows." But he did not realize many men were made frightened by Eunuchs, and many women liked them not.

      Then Jobs did grow bored of the Valley, and he wandered out into the Point of Richmond, where he looked with envy to the Land of the Holly Wood. And he made for himself a Pixar, or at least he paid others to make it for him. And he said, "If the people will not buy my toys, then I shall tell a story of them and win great Oscar."

      THE PRODIGAL FUN

      Now it came to pass that as man did buy of machines that ran Windows, the Apple began to shrivel. And as it shriveled, those who holdeth stock did demand the head of the Sculley. And the Sculley was cast out into the wilderness, with naught to keep him warm save a parachute of gold.

      But the Apple found no happiness still. For although the Apple's followers did proclaim their love daily and most annoyingly, they continued to leap through Windows in great numbers.

      So the holders of stock were filled with great anxiety, and they gnashed their teeth and swore great oaths. And they asked many men of White to fill the sandals left by Jobs and th

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  5. Jobs by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Don't believe everything Steve Jobs and Tim Cook tell you, advises The Verge's Sean Hollister.

    Interviewer: "Hey Steve, what do you think about Touchscreen laptops?"
    Steve:
    Interviewer: "That's amazing Steve. How long do you think before they go on sale?"
    Steve:
    Interviewer: "Steve, a lot of people seem to think you're wrong. Care to comment?"
    Steve:
    Interviewer: "Well, that's it for today! Tune in again tomorrow when we ask Abraham Lincoln what he thought about the play he went to!"

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    1. Re:Jobs by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      It's funny because he's dead.. *g*

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    2. Re:Jobs by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2

      Tune in again tomorrow when we ask Abraham Lincoln what he thought about the play he went to!"

      "It was shorter than I expected and I didn't care for the surprise ending. Was that guy even anywhere *in* the play earlier?"

    3. Re:Jobs by kootsoop · · Score: 1

      Is that you, Invisible Steve?!?!

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    4. Re:Jobs by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      "Don't believe everything Steve Jobs and Tim Cook tell you, advises The Verge's Sean Hollister.

      Interviewer: "Hey Steve, what do you think about Touchscreen laptops?" Steve: Interviewer: "That's amazing Steve. How long do you think before they go on sale?" Steve: Interviewer: "Steve, a lot of people seem to think you're wrong. Care to comment?" Steve: Interviewer: "Well, that's it for today! Tune in again tomorrow when we ask Abraham Lincoln what he thought about the play he went to!"

      I can bet that interview would stink.

  6. Really? by bmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Touchscreens have been around for decades. If pointing your arm at a vertical surface was such a hot idea for 8 hours a day, why have we not seen touchscreens being used everywhere for the last 30 years? NEC had an excellent touchscreen in the mid 80s. This isn't new technology and writing articles presenting it as new tech doesn't make it new.

    Gorilla arm exists. Fatigue exists. Keyboards and other stuff are better input devices than touchscreens and probably always will be, except for the times you *can't* have a keyboard or mouse/tablet/trackball/etc., like a factory floor, restaurant, bar, hospital cart in sugery, etc, where dirt, grime, bodily fluids are a threat to operation, or where ease of portability trumps having a better input device, like tablets or phones (styluses are passe).

    If touch was so superior for every day use, we'd already be using it.

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    1. Re:Really? by Z80xxc! · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This is slashdot, so I can forgive you for not reading the article, but for your convenience I'll provide the relevant excerpt here:

      When Steve Jobs decried touchscreen laptops in 2010, he was merely relaying the common wisdom of decades of user experience research into "gorilla arm syndrome." Simply put, it's the idea that if you hold out your arm in front of a touchscreen for an extended period of time, it's not going to be particularly comfortable. However, that assumes an awful lot — what if you're not holding your arms out in space waiting to touch things, but resting them comfortably on a keyboard?

      We've been looking at this all wrong. A touchscreen isn't a replacement for a keyboard or mouse, it's a complement. If I want to type things on my laptop and have enough room to comfortably open that clamshell and stretch out my arms, the keyboard's still my best bet. I'm not going to touch-type 70 words per minute on a touchscreen keyboard. But when I'm in the cramped quarters of a train, plane, or standing in a line — say, when the only thing standing between a critical email and its recipient is a few dozen words and a tap of the button marked "Send" — I can grab that Windows 8 laptop by its hinged section, one hand on either side of the screen, and tap out that message with my thumbs.

      You're issuing a false dilemma by saying that it's all touch or all keyboard/mouse. It can be both, and that's the point of the article. Keyboards are usually better for typing, but using a mouse isn't always easier for pointing, and sometimes using a keyboard isn't convenient. Having touch, mouse, and keyboard all available makes sense, because you can use whichever is best for the situation you're in.

    2. Re:Really? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Well, it's easy to understand why touch surfaces are now the hotness -> the people promoting them need something, anything to entice customers to buy their latest product; and the people promoting them are not the kinds of people who need to use them for long periods of time to create content.

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    3. Re:Really? by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where did I introduce the false dichotomy?

      I didn't say that touch is bad. I said it has its place. We could have been using touch in conjunction with keyboards, mice, and other input devices on office desktops for 30 years or more (Touchscreens actually go back a decade or so before that, and light pens even before that), but we haven't. There was no explosion of touch and light pens on the desktop. And as soon as the mouse showed up in large numbers, light pens pretty much disappeared, with LCD display technology putting the final nail in the light-pen coffin.

      Because people actually dislike having to poke at a vertical surface all stupid day.

      As the guy up in the thread there said, it's not because of Apple and Jobs that we hate touch on vertical surfaces, the hate goes back *much* farther than that.

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    4. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because keyboards are depreciated, touch/gestures/voice are the future (at least according to Microsoft). You could say the same thing about serial/parallel ports compared to USB.

    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... what?

      Just because a technology wasn't adopted before today doesn't mean it doesn't have a place. The interfaces to support it must be there. What OS was in such high use in the 80's that had an interface compatible with touch screens?

      I use a samsung slate on windows 8(for about a year it was windows 7). It's a touchscreen, I have a mouse and a keyboard to go with it. Sometimes I will use it without either, depending on the situation. Sometimes I use a pen for input due to restrictions or the need to draw (because a keyboard and a mouse in that case are terrible input devices).

      However, even when I've got the keyboard and mouse out, I'm often touching the screen (again, even on win7, where the interface was much less optimized for touch). Why? Because I'm not doing strictly "input." I might be switching windows, scrolling, or reading a PDF and would like to zoom in.

      Sure, I imagine if people were using their computers 8 hours a day strictly for typing a touch screen would be a terrible idea. That's for the most part not the case. The best part about the touchscreen on my laptop/slate? If I don't want it, it stays out of the way. If I want it or need it, it's right there ready to go.

      Gorilla arm doesn't exist with a slate for over a year, at what point should I expect it? Or do you assume that because I've got a touch screen I must use it and only it 100% of the time?

    6. Re:Really? by donweel · · Score: 1

      I don't remember NEC but Hewlett Packard had an IBM compatible that had a touchscreen monitor. I believe was around 1980, it used infra red beam grid. It did not sell. Lets face it taking your hand off the keyboard is non productive. At least the mouse is a shorter distance for your hand. If you are a power user you are going to use a bunch of shell scripts with short names and keyboard macros.

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    7. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because earlier implementations were horrible to use? Alternatively, touchscreen technology was encumbered by patents?

    8. Re:Really? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Complaints about gorilla arm with touch screens come from the same type of people who complain that their wrist gets tired trying to click out a report by using their mouse to click on a virtual keyboard.

    9. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're issuing a false dilemma by saying that it's all touch or all keyboard/mouse. It can be both, and that's the point of the article. Keyboards are usually better for typing, but using a mouse isn't always easier for pointing, and sometimes using a keyboard isn't convenient. Having touch, mouse, and keyboard all available makes sense, because you can use whichever is best for the situation you're in.

      No, you're looking at it wrong. The only time you want a touch screen is when you don't have a mouse or keyboard available. The touch screen isn't as good as either of those. It's far worse as a keyboard because it takes up screen space, is probably at an awkward angle, lacks the tactile feedback and is probably limited in how well it can respond to touches. It's worse than a mouse because you can mouse over things, touched the screen blocks your view of the screen and it less accurate than a mouse, and requires greater movement.

      The touch screen is a compromise that doesn't work as well as a keyboard, or a mouse, but is a passable replacement for either or both in those times you don't have them. It is sure as hell not a compliment to them, because if you have a keyboard and mouse, you never use the touch screen.

    10. Re:Really? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      We could have been using touch in conjunction with keyboards, mice, and other input devices on office desktops for 30 years or more (Touchscreens actually go back a decade or so before that, and light pens even before that), but we haven't.

      I think there are many reasons for this... foremost, interface design was focused around adoption of the mouse, which was also met with much criticism when it was introduced in a world of keyboard-centric software. But also, most touchscreens were not as accurate as they are today, and the ones that were as accurate were prohibitively expensive. It wasn't until the 2000s that we got really good mass-market capacitive multi touch displays.

      Because people actually dislike having to poke at a vertical surface all stupid day.

      You're still not getting it. It's not poking at the screen all day: it's poking at the screen where it makes sense and where/when touch is more convenient. Multi-touch interfaces have a real advantage that cannot be replicated with mouse and keyboard (i.e. to manipulate more than one object at a time). To dismiss this outright seems like dismissing the mouse in the 80s.

    11. Re:Really? by bmo · · Score: 0

      >depreciated

      It's like I'm really on /g/.

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    12. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are saying RTS isn't real, and everyone is just lazy?
      That's not gonna get you very far.

    13. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Plato "learning system" that was around at Illinois and other schools in the 70's/80's was touch screen with keyboard, and if you had to do more than an hour with it, it was tiring. Fine for one class' lab, but awful if you had to spend an entire night on it. Of course today's touch screens and UI designs are probably better, but there are thousands of people who got to experience gorilla arm in a production environment, many of whom went on to careers in silicon valley, and oddly the industry didn't jump on touch technology when that generation took over.

    14. Re:Really? by Z80xxc! · · Score: 1

      As the guy below me says: you're still not getting it. The article isn't saying that people poke at a vertical surface all stupid day. It's saying that people type on a keyboard all day, and occasionally reach up to poke at something when it's convenient. (And, when it's not convenient to type, they can poke some more. And then go right back to typing when it's more convenient to do so again.)

      You can hate on it all you want, and say that the base technology has been around a long time, but until you actually use the new technology for more than a few hours, it would seem that your opinion is based entirely on speculation and outdated experience. A 1980's touch screen is not the same as a 2012 touch screen.

    15. Re:Really? by Z80xxc! · · Score: 1

      The touch screen is a compromise that doesn't work as well as a keyboard, or a mouse, but is a passable replacement for either or both in those times you don't have them. It is sure as hell not a compliment to them, because if you have a keyboard and mouse, you never use the touch screen.

      A statement that is directly refuted by the experience of the author and others who've actually used modern touch devices. Also, isn't half the point of having a touch/type/mouse device that you can also use the touchscreen in those situations where using a keyboard or mouse is impractical, but have them available for when they are convenient?

    16. Re:Really? by bmo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > which was also met with much criticism when it was introduced in a world of keyboard-centric software.

      You know, I lived through that era and the era before that (the one where there were no microcomputers) and i knew of nobody who criticized the mouse.

      I *did* know a lot of people who criticized the Macintosh for lacking a command line altogether, though, and the Lisa for being the expensive and slow machine it was, with rectangular pixels and the really weird floppies. I think you're confusing things. (Yes, the Lisa was slow. We had a later one in an office with the 3.5 inch floppies that ran our COGO program. You started it up and went to go make coffee. When you had coffee all set up, the machine was booted).

      > It's not poking at the screen all day: it's poking at the screen where it makes sense and where/when touch is more convenient.

      I am not some kid who has only known one kind of computer type through my life. My first experience with a computer was sitting at a paper TTY at the University of RI playing with my dad's homework running on the IBM 370. I have seen computers large and small and input methods from card stacks to the most frou-frou GUI that the industry has seen. I have farted around with 8 since the Dev Preview, within hours of its release. It's *not* convenient to be reaching up to touch the screen when you're sitting at a desk. It simply isn't. It's klunky.

      As the size and distance of the screen and verticality increases, the klunkier it becomes. Orientation means something. Back before the days of CAD, drawing boards were canted at around 20-45 degrees. Nobody draws on a vertical surface. Touching a vertical surface to make sweeping gestures (akin to drawing) is a pain in the ass. Imagine an E size screen, vertically in front of you (because displays have been getting larger over time, not smaller) and you're required to touch the upper right or upper left or top part of the screen as 8 requires you to do so in metro mode.

      Don't BS me.

      Touch has its place. Trying to shoehorn it onto the desktop and laptop is one of the most misguided things I've ever seen, and then to call people who have tried it and criticize it based on their direct experience as "uninformed" at the very least, well, I have not enough middle fingers.

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    17. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because people actually dislike having to poke at a vertical surface all stupid day.

      This is the strawman you introduced. The articles distintly argues for both touch and standard keyboard/mouse input. In fact there are other non touch interaction available for win8 from other vendors to augment these.

    18. Re:Really? by bmo · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I forgot...

      >capacitive touch

      Capacitive touch was mentioned in the Dynabook paper. Yes, that one. Capacitive touch predates resistive.

      Also, NEC had a touchscreen that was neither resisitive nor capacitive. It had a grid of IR LEDs and photodiodes at the edges of the screen and detected where your finger was by what photodiode you blocked. It never ever had to be calibrated. It was nearly indestructable, too.

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    19. Re:Really? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Inexpensive capacitive touch screens are new. Resistive touch screens are older. Lots of technologies require upgrades before they go mainstream. But frankly resistive was rather excellent, remember all the people using Palm?

    20. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're issuing a false dilemma by saying that it's all touch or all keyboard/mouse. It can be both, and that's the point of the article.

      You are missing that the user interface design involves choices. Menus are fine for mouse use where it's easy to select a particular point and then consistently drag. If you do the same interface for touch you need larger easier to select areas and you need to use gestures instead since those are easier with a hand.

      What's wrong in Windows 8 design is that it fails to make the choice about which is the primary form of input and it emphasises touch in places where it's the wrong form of input. That's why usability testing has shown that the Windows 8 interface reduces productivity.

    21. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could have beens, yup but if no one sells it then what. The cheapest touch screen to retro fit my laptop comes in at $75 before shipping. That the problem, not that it doesn't work or that no one wants it.

    22. Re:Really? by bmo · · Score: 1

      It's too bad you posted as AC. This needs more visibility.

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    23. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gorilla Arm? Oh, you mean that thing I get every time I hold up my iPad3 for 10 minutes or more?

      If you know someone who says they don't get gorilla arm from an iPad3, give them a swift kick in the goolies.

      So remind me why the iPad3 is such a success again?

    24. Re:Really? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      But also, most touchscreens were not as accurate as they are today

      Wrong, a light pen gets you down to the pixel and resisitive screens have been about the same since they were invented - the things they were developed from were the old drawing board resistive tables that people were using to digitize drawings at very high degrees of accuracy. Shifting the goalposts to a type of touchscreen that was recently introduced and initially was less viable than existing touchscreens seems to be a bit of a dishonest way to find an irrelevant excuse than any honest sort of answer.
      I think it will be like the DS where a big pile of the inital games apparently relied on the stylus but eventually the UI shifted more back towards the buttons, or the terminal form entry back in the day where people tabbed to the items instead of pointing at the screen with their light pen.

    25. Re:Really? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You started it up and went to go make coffee. When you had coffee all set up, the machine was booted).

      Some things never change. Give a user a Win7 machine booting off a fast SSD and within a couple of weeks they'll have so much crap happening on startup that it takes just as long.

    26. Re:Really? by jafac · · Score: 1

      Personally - this idea terrifies me.

      I generally don't like User Interfaces that require BOTH the use of Keyboard and Mouse (ie. you must switch back and forth - as in, you enter data via keyboard, and can't continue to navigate with the keyboard).

      I fear that adding touchscreens will further exacerbate LAZY UI design, and we're going to be forced to not only have computers that MUST have all three input methods (and drivers), but we'll be forced to USE them for everything.

      This is going to be worse than gorilla-arm-syndrome. I guarantee it.

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    27. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another wonder is why this insistence on the screen being vertical.

      Put it at a shallow angle, 45 or below, and go crazy.

      Hoot OvO

    28. Re:Really? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      I agree that touch has its place. And I agree that for me the desktop isn't it. My mouse is still king there. But there is a very big place for touch on a laptop because the laptop is used in a wide range of ergonomic positions. There are lots and lots of times when a dialog pops up and it's just easier to reach out and touch the button than use the trackpad to maneuver the cursor to the right place and click the button. Also, web browsing is just so much more natural with touch.

    29. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I tried these. Piece of crap. Somehow had problems doing touch drawing mode, the device dropped out constantly requiring reboot, and most of all people didn't understand you could still "touch" without touching the screen. Dust is a problem with them too.

    30. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, we can see your username at the top of your posts.

    31. Re:Really? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Touch screens aren't free, in money terms. One of the premises of TFA is that "all laptops will have a touch screen one day". While it is certainly true that there's no harm in having every type of input available, do I really want to pay extra, have a sluightly heavier device with slightly lower battery life, so that it can have something that isn't relevant to my main use cases?

      iPads and other tablets have proved that there's a market for devices which don't have the kitchen sink. The iPad has one button, one connector, no ethernet, no removable batteries or SD cards. In exchange it gets to be cheaper, thinner, etc. While it's true that it'd be great to have everything "just in case", Apple have proved that people are happy to buy a device that only has what is relevant to their use cases.

      If my Thinkpad for work had a touchscreen, I wouldn't use it but barely at all. I certainly don't miss not having one. So if including one made the device less good in other ways, including one would be a retrograde step for me.

    32. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touché.

    33. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article isn't saying that people poke at a vertical surface all stupid day. It's saying that people type on a keyboard all day, and occasionally reach up to poke at something when it's convenient.

      Exactly. I frequently have the experience of typing in one window for so long that I misplace where the mouse/cursor is. If I want to change focus, on any decent sized screen, it can take a while to find the mouse and move it over to the right window. If I could just point at the desired window, it'd be a lot faster and easier.

      Occasional/supplementary use of a touchscreen is not worth $200-300 of extra hardware. The 30-years-ago (even 5-years-ago) value of touch had to justify that cost, which generally meant using touch as the primary pointing interface. What tablets and iDevices have done is make touch inexpensive enough to treat like an occasional accessory which you get for essentially no added physical space and just a little added cost.

    34. Re:Really? by vakuona · · Score: 1

      I am trying to imagine the scenarios the author refers to on a plane, and I can't for the life of me figure out why it is better to use a touch screen.

      Once you have opened the laptop, you have a full keyboard and pointing device right there, so you can use that. Unless you have a super heavy laptop, or are particularly weak, using the keyboard and touchpad seems to be quicker and more convenient. In particular, using a touchscreen while standing up and holding it in your hands is more difficult because of the lack of tactile feedback, unless you have extremely steady hands (Have you ever tried to type on a smartphone keyboard with one hand while holding it with another?).

      It feels gimmicky. Touch is very good for browsing the user interface, and I can agree that a vertical screen some distance away from you is not the best place to have a touch screen.

    35. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Web browsing is just so much more natural with touch

      Really? You think trying to stab some 12 point font link with your finger is more natural? If by more natural you mean more frustrating, ok. I would actually rather browse with a keyboard only than browse with touch only.

    36. Re:Really? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      As the guy below me says: you're still not getting it.

      Pot.

      It's saying that people type on a keyboard all day, and occasionally reach up to poke at something when it's convenient.

      And if that was going to be a popular feature, it would have taken off already under the previous 30+ years we've had touch screens. Like bmo has said four or five times now.

    37. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone please tell me how to comment like a normal intelligent Slashdot user. I'm fairly dense and can't seem to figure out how to work this whole "sig" thing on my own.

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    38. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My name is BMO (spelled BMO). Someone help me (BMO), for I, BMO, am not good with computer. How do I, BMO, make post without copying my name (BMO) into post every time? Sincerely, BMO.

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    39. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget that the guy has been using it for what, a month?

    40. Re:Really? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Here's the problem with your argument: Chalkboards. And whiteboards.

      As I recall, chalkboards and whiteboards have been used everywhere for the last 30 years. The problem hasn't been vertical surfaces, gorilla arm, fatigue, and what not. Teachers and other professions deal with those issues all the time. The issue has been processing power, form factor, and ergonomics. But not ergonomics in the gorilla arm sense. Ergonomics in the sense of requiring specialized pens that can't be easily replaced, and requires exotic device drivers and software.

    41. Re:Really? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Teachers don't seem to have a problem with whiteboards and chalkboards. Painters who use easels don't seem to have problem working on vertical surfaces. The problem isn't with the vertical surface. The problem is entirely related to manufacturing and design of the technology. Like requiring pens, for example. Or not having multi-touch capabilities (major ergonomic feature there - being able to use gestures - that wasn't present in earlier touchscreen form factors, due to manufacturing and programming challenges).

    42. Re:Really? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      The man's got a 5-digit user ID. You hooligans better sit up straight and pay attention.

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    43. Re:Really? by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      Imagine an E size screen, vertically in front of you (because displays have been getting larger over time, not smaller) and you're required to touch the upper right or upper left or top part of the screen as 8 requires you to do so in metro mode.

      Seriously, this is the THIRD time it's been explained to you that this is not an all or nothing. If you want to interact with a portion of the interface that is inconvenient to do so with touch, simply do so with an alternative input method like mouse. How are you not getting this?

      Nobody draws on a vertical surface. Touching a vertical surface to make sweeping gestures (akin to drawing) is a pain in the ass

      I think artists and teachers would disagree with you thoroughly. As far as laptops go the displays are not vertical, and adjustable. I write on my tablet pc screen all the time to fill out forms and do drawing in photoshop.

      Anyway, I didn't call you "uninformed" so I don't know why you're quoting me as if I did, but I do think you haven't encountered any instances in your life/work where touch is more convenient than mouse/keyboard in the applications you use. I also think unilaterally calling touch on laptops "misguided" based on your own limited experience is in itself misguided. Myself, the author of this story, and many other commentors of this story are direct evidence that refute your position that touch on laptops is not useful.

    44. Re:Really? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      If I had to click out a report on a virtual keyboard, I'd complain too. And touchscreens are not any better than that.

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    45. Re:Really? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Millions of iPad owners say you're wrong.

    46. Re:Really? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      There are lots and lots of times when a dialog pops up and it's just easier to reach out and touch the button than use the trackpad to maneuver the cursor to the right place and click the button.

      ENTER

      COMMAND+W

      ESC

      Are you suggesting I reach past my keyboard, where my hands probably already are, to touch the screen? And this is somehow supposed to save me time and effort? And keep my screen clean?

      The fact is that it's not easier to just touch the screen. There are multiple ways to already deal with this issue and they work better.

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    47. Re:Really? by RazorSharp · · Score: 2

      But no one has provided an example of when this action actually is more convenient. Gestures can be done on a trackpad (hello MacBook), all other forms of input can be done with the trackpad/keyboard.

      To me the touchscreen laptop is like a car that comes with a joystick that's on the dash above the steering wheel. You can use it to do the things the steering wheel does, but the steering wheel does a better job and is conveniently placed. The joystick is just added costs and has the potential to do bad things when brushed up against unintentionally.

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    48. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that most of these touch-laptops have screens much smaller than monitors you find in use with a desktop. As a result, there's a much smaller distance to go from the keyboard to the most distant points of the screen. You don't end up having to wave your arms all over the place because it's all right there.

    49. Re:Really? by kokako · · Score: 1

      But that is just not true. I am a professor and very much dislike to write on a whiteboard for more than a few minutes at a time (and even more on a blackboard, with greater resistance). It is extremely tiring to write in this position where the writing surface is parallel to the body, as compared to writing on a piece of paper flat on a desk at 90 degrees or so. I don't mind writing a few words, figures or references on the whiteboard, but if I have any substantive material to convey visually to my students I will use a slide. A symptom of the problem is how difficult it is to write legibly on a whiteboard as compared to on paper. I'm not saying it's impossible; I'm not saying it is not practical. Of course it is useful to be able to write notes up on a board. But the main reason classrooms have whiteboards is not because it is easy to write on them, it is so that information can be conveyed to an audience of several individuals at one time. It is because it is easier to VIEW the information presented in this way, and not to facilitate writing in any way at all. This said, I haven't used a laptop with a touch screen, let alone a desktop monitor. But the tablet use case is much more like writing on paper where, again, the screen is at 90 degrees to the body. That seems ergonomically a more natural position requiring little muscle strain. Touch screens on laptops and desktops seem like a gimmick to me. I don't get it, sorry.

    50. Re:Really? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Only if you are trying to use the touch screen as a virtual keyboard. Don't do that! Use pencils, but don't poke them in your eye. Play with a basket ball, but don't use it as a suppository. Use a touch screen, but don't try to type on it.

    51. Re:Really? by caywen · · Score: 1

      Don't BS us, either. Metro mode doesn't require you to touch the upper right or left of the screen. Swipe in from left - lower left works just as well. Swipe in from right - lower right works as well, and all the "charms" are centered vertically. The only top-gesture that is required is used to close apps, which is not a common use case since background apps are suspended.

      If you're talking about apps with UI elements on the upper left or right, then that's pretty much any app on any platform, touch or non-touch.

    52. Re:Really? by caywen · · Score: 1

      I invoke the "rewind to 1985, replace 'touchscreen' with 'mouse', and reread this response argument.

    53. Re:Really? by caywen · · Score: 1

      No idea what his hate is you're talking about. Most touchscreen laptops I've seen have been oriented at an angle. Never all-in-ones can angle further down. Newer laptops can swivel open 180 or even 360 degrees (e.g. Yoga). In other words, the hardware is evolving towards making the touchscreen work well. Maybe it's not there, yet, but it will be. My mouse in 1990 was pretty crappy compared to what I use today. So was my monitor. Sadly, however, my keyboard back then was to die for.

    54. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, no, no!

      you're doing it all wrong!
      the touchsceen in the workplace will allow you to greatly increase your productivity!

      just imaging, ... having a big touchscreen on you desk, your feet resting on your table, your keyboard placed on your lap.
      thanks to the touch technology you can now "click" items on your screen simply by touching them with your toes. no longer will you have to do all those senseless mouse/keyboard/mouse/keyboard/.... changes.
      sure at first it might seem difficult, and some old people might never learn to pinch and zoom or rotate properly with their toes.
      others might have problems just getting the feet up there, but those people obviously are to old for tech.

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      but a more serious thought:
      1. touch interfaces work most efficient with square buttons. (easy to hit while tightly packed)
      2. square buttons work far better with graphics than with text. (at least for regions using alphabets, logographic system should still work)
      3. blind users will be completely left out. :(

  7. Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by ModernGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft never ceases to amaze me at their skill in manipulating the press, reviewers of tech, and a certain group of power users into pushing all of this crap down our throats. I take the word of the Independent Software Vendors that have chastised Windows 8 time and time again better than a bunch of pundits working for a bunch of sell-out bloggers and news agencies. Microsoft is a dying empire, with Windows 2000/Office 2000 being it's peak. Ever since then it's been down hill with the occasional plateau. I'm just waiting for someone else to come in and do better. Right now if you're looking to build a whitebox machine and load it up with the latest and greatest, you're going to be full of disappointment.

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    1. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by lightknight · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MS was doing fine with Windows 7, but their fear is now controlling them. They saw Apple create a new market, one which should have been MS's; would have been, had they only refined the technology. Now they're freaking out, because Ballmer thinks he is having a B. Gates moment -> that moment when Gates realized his company was going to be side-swiped by the internet, and needed to change their strategy to survive; he is not, he is actually having a Marketing moment, similar to a mid-life crisis, when you are worried that because you are not considered the industry darling, you must be doing something wrong, so you start doing something, anything, to get some attention to validate your self-worth. It's the same thing that movie stars / record artists go through after they hit their 'peak'; they may still be on top, but since they measure themselves by relative or dynamic amounts (delta), as opposed to absolute amounts, a lack of change seems like they are failing.

      If MS wants a new technology to pioneer, let them pair up with John Romero (or whoever it is) that is working on a new virtual glove interface. That's something that Apple hasn't touched yet, and something which even I am interested in. Tactile (smart metal, using a grid in the palm) feedback gloves, using a Bluetooth connection in each glove, to send and receive 3D information, with a mini-USB cable for charging. Like John, I am disturbed at the lack of progress in this realm, and have been considering building a prototype (I have been designing one) since the price for the components has dropped. This is where MS should be looking, especially since one of ID's people is looking into it. Of course, the question will be, if they do pioneer it, can they make a glove that 1.) works well, 2.) is easy to program for, 3.) integrates into Windows / Office, and 4.) is aesthetically pleasing to look at (the Hipster factor / Apple factor). Or will they wait for Apple to adopt it first, before considering it?

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    2. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the same thing that movie stars / record artists go through after they hit their 'peak'; they may still be on top, but since they measure themselves by relative or dynamic amounts (delta), as opposed to absolute amounts, a lack of change seems like they are failing.

      Clearly Ballmer's next step should be to hire some storyboard consultants and videographers, and leak a sex tape.

      It will probably look better than Windows 8.

    3. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I feel this has less to do with Microsoft and more to do with The Verge. Reading the article again, it spends as much time talking about Apple as it does talking about Windows 8 not sucking. Hollister makes a point to mention that Apple did not invent the first MP3 player or the first touchscreen smartphone, or the first graphical user interface, or the first solid state drive in a laptop. As an Apple fan myself, my gut instinct it to just dismiss the statement as typical of Apple haters that sell the fictitious storyline that Apple and Apple's fans claim invention above all else as opposed to taking existing things that aren't being used right and then making them work seamlessly. Then, Hollister immediately follows by pointing out that Apple likes to wait for a technology to mature, then "swoop" in and perfect then popularize it. Putting aside the fact that I've never seen mature MP3 players, GUIs, or touchscreen smartphones prior to Apple getting involved, the writing is designed to generate talk which, in turn, generates clicks.

      The article is garbage. It's premise about touchpad laptops not sucking despite what Steve Jobs said isn't even accurate in context. Touch screens have existed for years. Anyone working at a steakhouse now could have pointed that out. Jobs' problem with touchpad laptops in 2010 was that 2010 era laptops were loud, hot, and big. Hand-writing recognition sucked. Jobs was correct. All those Windows powered touch screen laptops did suck, and they didn't want to be used vertically. Almost three years later, things have changed. We have Surface, Transformer, and ultrabook laptops, and higher pixel density screens. So no, NOT surprisingly touch screen laptops don't suck. That said, about the only use I have for a touch screen ultrabook type laptop is by my beside as a kind of info kiosk and Skype interface for when I'm on the road. Anywhere else where I want a laptop, I can use a real laptop with far better performance.

      Hollister should have concluded with it a GOTO 10 statement. And as one person above already put it: cheetos. Cheetos are a reason touch screens suck and I don't want them on my laptops. As it is now, I'm constantly polishing my phone and iPad.

      I wouldn't count out Microsoft yet. Surface and Windows Phone 8 are exciting. So Microsoft has to settle for being third in the mobile space for a while, so what? There's still Windows and Xbox. The people who use those products either love them or are in some way forced to use them.

    4. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      Basically this.
      Microsoft is a company thats history consists of unethical backstabbing, lack of polish and vaporware. Remember that dual tablet thingy that could have been awesome that disappered into thin air? Some of us sure do. All those amazing Tablets that more or less died because the interface for touch was awful? What sorts of devices that ran Windows CE? The default settings for Windows, and especially Windows update? Netscape? Vista and the OpenGL controversy? AppLocale still being a solution to a silly problem? The Xbox being competetive because its competing?

    5. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Reaching for ice pick to jam into brain to destroy all trace of the visual that's implied here.

    6. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But I'd still prefer using a Windows 8 touch screen.

    7. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Now there's a mental image I did not need.

      Meh, with Ballmer, it will hopefully be something lighter -> did he recently get a new sports car? Is he trying to use the lingo / 'words of the younger crowd'? Is his new cellphone some horrible color not normally associated with a man his age (fusion pink, lots of glitter, IDK)? Has he suddenly tried to 'reinvent' himself with a new wardrobe? Has he suddenly changed the way he addresses people? And so on. Only people close to observe him will know definitively; but if it's the case, I'd recommend a sabbatical until he 'finds' himself, preferably on a tropical island, surrounded by scantily clad women, and copious amounts of cigars and alcohol.

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    8. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      That idiot John Romero. He's making shitty casual games with a group of nitwits at Loot Drop. Perhaps you're thinking of that Canadian guy (article about the glove)

    9. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by _xeno_ · · Score: 2

      I'm just waiting for someone else to come in and do better. Right now if you're looking to build a whitebox machine and load it up with the latest and greatest, you're going to be full of disappointment.

      I dunno, I installed Windows 8 on my desktop computer, and I was pleasantly surprised.

      Mind you, this is because my expectations for Windows 8 were so low that the fact that it isn't a complete disaster is pleasantly surprising. I mean, it only took two installs before trying to open "all apps" on the Start screen didn't crash everything. (Well, the second install was a "refresh," which is basically a complete reinstall under a different name.) And I only rarely have to log out and back in again to get things working.

      I mean, all and all, Windows 8 isn't that bad. The upgrade process from Windows 7 doesn't work (hence the "refresh"), and the new Metro UI is buggy as hell, but if you entirely ignore Metro's existence and just focus on things like the reworked task manager...

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    10. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sell white box machines out of our shop. We still load Windows 7 and will keep doing so while its available. I've been using Windows 8 Enterprise since it went RTM. I have it set up the way I like it. I can't think of a single Windows 8 tweaked setup that would please every customer I have. One thing we do for all Win 8 customers is to put Shut Down (create a desktop shortcut "C:\Windows\System32\shutdown.exe /s /t 0" and then pin it to the Start Screen) and Reboot tiles on the Start Screen. They like that.

    11. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by jafac · · Score: 1

      my experience with Windows 8 was okay as well.
      As soon as I figured out how to dismiss the Metro screen. (heh), I actually really like the new copy dialog. (you know, when you're bulk-copying files from your other machine to the new one) - it actually shows you what the hell is going on. For the first time in Microsoft history, (and I'm talking about being a user since the DOS 2.0 days!) you can actually tell when a copy job is slowing down, what rate data's transferring, etc. It's nice. If I could transfer JUST this feature to Windows 7, there would be absolutely NO reason to upgrade AT ALL.

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    12. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      If MS wants a new technology to pioneer, let them pair up with John Romero (or whoever it is) that is working on a new virtual glove interface.

      Too late its already been done

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93iDhnBcMGo

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    13. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by dbIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Putting aside the fact that I've never seen mature MP3 players

      There were plenty. You are confusing the software on the personal computer that is used to put tracks on the mp3 player with the device. What made the iPod look "mature" was a 2nd or 3rd version of iTunes with Gracenote on a Mac putting tracks on the iPod. By then the device was solid state (just like some before the iPod) and USB (just like every other mp3 player before the iPod), so was starting to look as good as it's competitors on it's own merits, but it was really iTunes on a Mac that made it a mass market device.
      I'll reserve comment on iTunes for MS Windows, I don't want to use so many four letter words that I'll have none left over for special occassions.

    14. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The desktop market IS shrinking, but not dying, merely going back to it's normal size. Microsoft is pushing a new model, right now, not hardware, but software. They won't go away if they fail, but long term they'll be screwed if Windows 8 is a flop or if it prevents them from trying it with Windows 9.

      They're scared and desperate, and to compensate one field they'll try to push every other. This article is just one of the first.

    15. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or possibly exit limousines with no underwear on

    16. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      Maybe there were then, but I certainly wasn't thinking of desktop computer software. I had a slew of those earlier MP3 players (the devices). I hated every one of them. Somehow I never got around to buying any of the Creative ones, so maybe that would have swayed me. Admittedly, I was pretty biased against MP3 to begin with.

    17. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by dbIII · · Score: 1

      My father still uses a little Benq 128MB with an LCD screen that I gave him back from before the iPod existed - a few spoken word radio podcasts fit so that's enough for a few hours. It's the size of a USB stick which makes it handy so still gets used at times even though I got him an iRiver mp3 with digital radio more recently.
      I doubt that many of that first generation of firewire plus mechanical hard drive iPods are still in use. Once solid state storage exceeded what they had they became pointless things that needed frequent recharges, with a very difficult to replace battery and they communicate with what is now a rare interface.

    18. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have there kinect. With version 2, I believe realizing individual finger movement will be doable.

      The glove is going to be pointless if something like the kinect can do it better (without the gloves).

    19. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...let them pair up with John Romero...

      OS of the dead?

    20. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Tom · · Score: 1

      Apple likes to wait for a technology to mature, then "swoop" in and perfect then popularize it.

      They do. If you stay with "technology". Apple often comes in after the technology matured, but before there are mature products built on it - and provides them. Multitouch is a good example. It was invented elsewhere (there is an old TED talk that I think is the first public presentation of the tech), and some companies had products. One of them - TouchStream - was bought up by Apple and something like a year later we get the iPhone.

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    21. Re:Microsoft never ceases to amaze me by Pope · · Score: 1

      Solid state? Funny, my 5th generation iPad has a hard drive.

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  8. massive muscle build up by Xicor · · Score: 1

    holding your arm out for long periods of time causes a lot of strain on the muscles. i would gather that ppl who use these touchscreen laptops will after a while start growing muscle in their main arm. kindof like ppl who fap too much.

  9. Uh Yea... by SINternet · · Score: 0

    Got my son a Panasonic Toughbook with Touchscreen and noticed how he and his friends wove Touchpad and Touchscreen actions together. I tried to always impress weaving Keyboard shortcuts actions and Mouse use to get things done faster. The improvement is not enough to get frontpage news but to say its useless is like everything else that suffers a slow adoption, ie People are slow to change sometimes when it suits them (lazy), even Steven Jobs. SIN

  10. Color me skeptical by michaelmalak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't even see the mouse as complementing the keyboard. The lack of accelerator keys on web sites/browsers is frustrating, the inability to alt-tab out of the various VMs and VNCs is frustrating. Touch is going in the wrong direction.

    Here's the direction computers should be going in: Intelligent User Interfaces. Computers should guess the next noun/object or verb/action and list them in descending likelihood -- kind of like IntelliSense. Quick keyboard commands 1-9 or first-letter/auto-complete select out of the prioritized list. We're so far away from that that file selector dialogs don't even default -- let alone remember to! -- sort reverse chronological. (Nor do they remember last directory, cross-application)

    OK, mouse is good for panning 2D (Google Maps), and zooming and sliders. Maybe there's something touch is better at than both mouse and keyboard, but I don't know what that might be.

    First priority is to fix keyboard UI.

    1. Re:Color me skeptical by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Working on it.

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    2. Re:Color me skeptical by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      File selector dialogs don't remember or default to reverse chronological sorting, but the GTK+ Most Recently Used menu does. And it even generates numeric prefixes for shortcuts.

      At least, it did in GTK+2. Dunno what it does in 3.

  11. Toughbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My toughbook had a touchscreen. In some cases using the touchscreen was quicker than using the shitty trackpad. I would like it on any laptop I owned even if I didn't use it very often. The side benefit of having a (necessarily) tougher screen is nice too.

  12. Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to say: by Z80xxc! · · Score: 2

    Do or do not. There is no try.

    Until you've actually used a touch/laptop hybrid device, don't go knocking it. When I say "use", I don't mean "try", I mean actually used it for day-to-day tasks for a couple weeks. Not "poked one in the mall and didn't know how to do everything right away, so I gave up," or worse yet, "saw a picture or video online and haven't even tried one in person." Spare me the "but I know I won't like it," because until you've actually used the device, you don't know.

    The overwhelming opinion of people I know who have actually used these devices that are neither a tablet nor a laptop, but really a bit of both, is that they work well and are not just a gimmick. New things can take some getting used to. That doesn't mean they're bad.

  13. It would be worthless for work by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Informative

    Anything that forces you to break concentration and shift into another mode kills productivity. It's why mice have been so hard to replace. I can easily use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. Having to reach up to do an operation would seriously piss me off and cut my productivity in half. For everyday playing people love gimmicks but I think people will get tired of it fast. It's why i hated to see Windows go down that road. If vendors start requiring it to use software I'm going to have to find different software. He said they were a bad idea and I have to agree, he didn't say they wouldn't sell some before people got sick of them.

    1. Re:It would be worthless for work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Anything that forces you to break concentration and shift into another mode kills productivity. It's why mice have been so hard to replace. I can easily use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. Having to reach up to do an operation would seriously piss me off and cut my productivity in half.

      So you type with one hand too, huh?

    2. Re:It would be worthless for work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can easily use a mouse and keyboard at the same time.

      I definitely can't. I used only the command line from MS-DOS 2.11 through Windows 95. In 2004 I got a desktop with XP installed, and it finally converted me to the GUI, and I'm using KDE today. But I still hate moving my right hand back and forth between the mouse and keyboard.

    3. Re:It would be worthless for work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >Anything that forces you to break concentration and shift into another mode kills productivity. It's why mice have been so hard to replace. I can easily use a mouse and keyboard at the same time.

      You do realize that old farts said the same stupid things about the mouse? "The mouse will kill your productivity because you have to take your hand off the keyboard home row to use it. It's just a fad." Guess we all know how that turned out.

    4. Re:It would be worthless for work by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can easily use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. Having to reach up to do an operation would seriously piss me off and cut my productivity in half.

      Then how about only using touch where it makes sense and saves you time, and stick to keyboard and mouse where it makes sense and saves time. My favorite example of this is in photoshop. When you select a layer, you get a bounding box with anchors at each corner. With mouse you can then rotate, scale, or translate the layer... but only one at a time, and in the scaling case only along one axis at a time. This makes the process of properly placing a layer iterative. That is, move it, scale it, rotate it, scale it again, rotate it, until you've got it just right.

      With multitouch, this could be done in a single fluid gesture: move your fingers to translate, pinch your fingers to scale, spin your fingers to rotate, and it's a completely natural intuitive gesture. I yearn for a day when this is possible in Photoshop, and I will gladly move my hands from keyboard and mouse to the screen in this scenario because it is much more efficient with touch than with the mouse.

    5. Re:It would be worthless for work by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      With multitouch, this could be done in a single fluid gesture: move your fingers to translate, pinch your fingers to scale, spin your fingers to rotate, and it's a completely natural intuitive gesture.

      Yeah, because getting pixel-accurate scaling and rotation is just so easy when using big fat fingers instead of a mouse.

      And the problem is not that touch could be useful in some situations, but that the interface has to be designed to be usable with a touchscreen, which means it becomes incredibly tedious with a mouse; for example, the big, huge buttons all over the place so you can press them with your fingers, and the wonderful 'gestures' you have to create with your mouse instead of just clicking on the damn thing you want to do.

    6. Re:It would be worthless for work by SINternet · · Score: 0

      your making the case why people don't change or adopt anything new.

    7. Re:It would be worthless for work by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      Yes, in fact it is easier on the experimental interfaces I've designed and tested. As for big huge buttons, it's called modality: the right interface for the right input adjusting for what you're currently using. Seriously, where is your vision? The right interface doesn't exist, but people like you seem to think its impossible and never will. I think that's very short sighted.

    8. Re:It would be worthless for work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess we'll just have to take your word for it.
      Touch is terrible for actual work, stop defending it.

    9. Re:It would be worthless for work by Arker · · Score: 1

      You do realize that old farts said the same stupid things about the mouse?

      We were right.

      Guess we all know how that turned out.

      With a mass industry selling mouse interfaces to the technically clueless, and a niche industry catering to those of us that are trying to do real work to help us work around this problem? Yeah, exactly.

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    10. Re:It would be worthless for work by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It will be a while. It took them ages to even get UNDO and they've only recently introduced the multiple window mode that was in gimp since the first version.

    11. Re:It would be worthless for work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get *all* of those benefits from apples touch pads, I don't need to reach for my screen..

    12. Re:It would be worthless for work by houghi · · Score: 1

      I see some places where it could be useful and a nice addition to both the mouse and keyboard. Especially on a portable.
      I do not see it on a desktop, not because I would not want it, but because the screen is not at arms length.

      If I try to touch my screen without changing my sitting position, i.r. no leaning forward, not moving my shoulder forward, I can't. So I would have to move forward and that is not convenient. Not much. About 2 centimeters, but still.

      Arms length is often said to be the ideal distance. That might have been true in the past. Not so much for the larger screens we are using now. 1920x1200 24" are mostly placed at the end of the desk. The exceptions I know of are people who have very bad eyes.

      I see how they placed them at our company of 500+ people and with nobody are those screens close enough.

      The reasons are two fold. First you want to be able to see the whole screen with the least head movement possible. Second you want to be able to use your desk for whatever you like and you can not reach stuff that is behind your monitor.

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    13. Re:It would be worthless for work by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      That's the only scenario you could think of in which someone would be using a mouse and keyboard at the same time? General typing?

    14. Re:It would be worthless for work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because everything new is also good.

    15. Re:It would be worthless for work by silly_sysiphus · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you need either a ThinkPad or one of the Lenovo USB keyboards with a TrackPoint, then. The TrackPoints take a little getting used to, but they're surprisingly quick and efficient, and you never have to take your hands off the home row to move the mouse. It's really quite elegant. (HP, Dell, and to a lesser extent Sony and Toshiba have similar looking sticks on some of their business products, but the Lenovo (originally IBM) version is the best).

    16. Re:It would be worthless for work by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      You're just a bottle of sunshine aren't you. Bet everybody loves you death.

      Never consider your lack of foresight and imagination a reason to dismiss something.

      All of this and more is available in my UI.

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    17. Re:It would be worthless for work by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      And you couldn't do this zoom+rotate effect with a touchpad or pen tablet?

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    18. Re:It would be worthless for work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, so why not fix the OS and Photoshop so that they support concurrent mouses? Two should be enough. Problem solved.

      The last optical corded mouse I bought cost $7 and it works pretty well. How much does a touch-screen cost?

    19. Re:It would be worthless for work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, for desktops and other fixed-location general purpose computing devices, the right interface kind of does exist. Other than edge cases like previously cited hostile environment/bodily fluids examples, or specialty things like POS systems, a keyboard and a mouse have yet to face any actual serious competition. The "edge cases" always have one thing in common: they tend to be single purpose or at least limited purpose in terms of what they do. I guarantee you that a touchscreen POS application was NOT written on a touchscreen POS device, for instance.

      I have an iPad and an Android phone. I can use either to write emails, and I do. I can make simple edits to simple things. Both devices have saved my sanity when somebody wants something RIGHT NOW, which is almost never a real emergency, and I'm able to do whatever simpleminded thing they just couldn't live without while not particularly breaking stride in my day.

      I want to throw either of those devices out the window when I have to perform a complex task because "gestures", large fingers, etc. are simply not suited for that kind of thing. (And why, somebody please tell me why, getting a cursor in the exact right place instead of just nearby on an iPad is such a pain in the ass, or why if you touch a screenfull of text on a Galaxy S3 in just the exact wrong way it wants to zoom instead of scroll, etc. These things don't happen with a proper pointing device.)

      If your point is that one needs the right tool for the right job, I would agree. If your point is that you can have a keyboard, mouse, and touchscreen on the same device there's no particular problem there other than it will drive designers bananas over time. If anybody is trying to say that touchscreens are suddenly going to become the One True Way of doing UI work, that person is an idiot.

  14. hmm by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    Next thing you know, they're going to be inventing 'skin' for androids, to let androids feel...

    Boy, we've NEVER been down this road before, have we?

    Sorry, the madness of the cycle is stopping. I'm the end, that I can promise you.

  15. Re:Its stupid on a laptop or desktop by Z80xxc! · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Surface Pro does include touch support - 10 point multitouch, in fact. It happens to also have an active digitizer to support pen input. It can do both.

    The fact that you didn't know that implies that you really have no idea what you're talking about.

  16. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by bmo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's funny how the criticisms of touch get brushed aside and people like you and SINternet insult the people criticizing.

    "You haven't used it long enough!"
    "You're a luddite!"
    "You're lazy!"
    "It's really great, you're just old!"
    "Look, this 3 year old can open a program! If you don't like it, you're stupider than a 3 year old!"

    And on and on it goes.

    Good job selling us on this. Really. Good. Job.

    > New things can take some getting used to

    Hey, this isn't marmite in this sandwich. It smells like shit! Hey, wait...

    "Just take smaller bites!"

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  17. Works fine on the iPad no problems at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reaction time to type can be slow on an iPad
    The apple software jail sucks
    But with open source and similar interface to the iPad it should be fine, Linux just needs to get with the program
    Touch is better than a mouse, except for precision stuff drawing in high fidelity

  18. Yoda says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laptops Touchscreen About Wrong Was Jobs Steve. Article title backwards. Funny part is that it comes out pretty much the same meaning either way. Steve Jobs Was Wrong About Touchscreen Laptops.

  19. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by Z80xxc! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So you're suggesting that we should never have transitioned from horses and buggies to motor cars, because driving a car takes some getting used to? The fact of the matter is that if you haven't used something, you can't make an informed opinion of it. You can have an opinion, and you're welcome to have that opinion, but it won't be an informed opinion.

  20. Laptops DO need touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find I touch the screen of my Windows laptop, and get frustrated when I realized it isn't a touch screen. But that's NOT because a vertical touch screen is any good. It's because I'm so use to using tablets now that I EXPECT it to be there on Windows boxes.

    But wouldn't it be better if it wasn't a laptop form factor at all?!?

    Do you really want to take the keyboard with you? If you're after portability wouldn't you make do with the on screen keyboard when on the go, and a full sized keyboard on the dock?! As it is you have a crap keyboard when at home and on the move.

    That form factor sucks for touch, touch the screen near the bottom edge and your the part of your hand that dandles down hits the keyboard.

    The screen is landscape, but sometimes I want it portrait! Yet the keyboard shape is landscape only.

    Trackpads, WHY? Yes I know Windows classic needs it, but it's just wasted space, weight, and they're completely unusable, even for Windows work. Fix the damn software to work with touch.

    So is he really saying Jobs was wrong (Tim Cook is Sculley Mk II who cares what he thinks)? Or is he saying Windows sucks less if it also does touch?

    1. Re:Laptops DO need touch by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find I touch the screen of my Windows laptop, and get frustrated when I realized it isn't a touch screen. But that's NOT because a vertical touch screen is any good. It's because I'm so use to using tablets now that I EXPECT it to be there on Windows boxes.

      If you see a picture of food on your monitor, do you try to eat it too? I mean after all, you've eaten food before so you'd expect... see where I am going? I think your problem is that you have to adjust your brightness.

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    2. Re:Laptops DO need touch by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Do you really want to take the keyboard with you?

      Yes. I even bought a clamshell UMPC (Viliv N5) instead of a tablet so that I would not have to carry a separate keyboard. The builtin keyboard is not very good (because it is very small), but it still is better than using an on screen keyboard or having to carry around a separate keyboard.

      Speaking of on screen keyboards - to me touchscreen-only phones suck. They are difficult to use with one hand because I cannot slide my thumb on the keypad and only press the button I want to press - no, I have to lift it up from the screen and there is no way to find the button without actually looking at the screen.

    3. Re:Laptops DO need touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't want to be nearby when this guy sees porn, I think.

    4. Re:Laptops DO need touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, I dont know about you, but my laptop was issued to my by my work, I actually have to type substantial test reports, and not poke at fuckoffville on facebook all day

    5. Re:Laptops DO need touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but when the techonlogy is there to pull apples out of your screen and eat them, I'll sure as hell bet people are going to buy it.. Just like they're going to buy these touchscreen laptops.

    6. Re:Laptops DO need touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I have a female crotch on my screen, I often try to make sweet love to it, failing miserably. Adjusting brightness doesn't solve my problem.

  21. Re:Its stupid on a laptop or desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hur dur Microsoft is awesome 3

  22. After using my Surface I keep touching my monitor by elabs · · Score: 2

    It's true. Windows 8 has ruined non-touch monitors for me forever. It's just so easy and natural to want to reach up and touch the monitor now. In fact I get very frustrated when it doesn't respond. All screens should be touch.

  23. Typical Crack-Smoking Article by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    Full of apologising for crack-brained-isms of Windows8.

    I for one cannot imagine using a touch-the-screen solution on the desktop or laptop.

    On the other hand (er, so to speak) I am seriously looking forward to non-contact gesture technologies like Leap Motion.

    Reaching forward and touching an exact spot with your finger (eg an Icon, a screen-control widget) fundamentally DOES NOT MAKE SENSE for anything other than a tablet solution.

    On the flipside, reaching out towards your screen for a broad-scale gesture (swipe to move an app the the other screen, maximise an app, finger-zoom or select an area, control 3D space {google earth, etc}, shuffling a bunch of images onscreen, etc) seem completely natural. Touch-screen-ing an 82 inch display makes sense, but at desktop scales that's like sitting 3 inches from your monitor - and even then it really only makes sense because you're now using that display as an advanced information kiosk not as your personal computer (different interaction rates, different interaction precision for common usage).

    Having said that, there's no sane reason why in the future we will not see our displays using BOTH interaction methods (ie fully capable of direct-touch as well as Gestures in 3D Space). But I'm also sure they (er, the main computer/OS) will include some kind of basic voice control as well.

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    1. Re:Typical Crack-Smoking Article by tftp · · Score: 1

      Touch-screen-ing an 82 inch display makes sense, but at desktop scales that's like sitting 3 inches from your monitor

      I have a 25" LED monitor in front of me. I can barely touch its center with a fully extended right arm. My fingers don't reach the edges of the screen unless I lean forward. Why would I do that? This is bad for posture, this is bad for vision. From my position in the chair I simply cannot touch the monitor.

      But even if I could touch it, just imagine how much effort would it require to swipe across such a large monitor! I could do it a few times; but in the course of just reading the fine Slashdot one needs to scroll a hundred times. This is not feasible, and I have no interest in ever getting large touch monitors. As matter of fact, one of my friends has one - and the first thing he did he asked me to disable touch. It has no function there. It is good only for palm-sized devices, where touch and gesture operations are not just natural - they are also energy-efficient.

    2. Re:Typical Crack-Smoking Article by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I for one cannot imagine using a touch-the-screen solution on the desktop or laptop.

      But TFA is correct. I've spent a day messing around with a tablet running Windows 8, touching away, and then when I go back to a regular PC with a monitor -- also running Windows 8, FWIW -- I automatically start reaching for the monitor for the first couple of moments. And this is for the Desktop UI, too. Once you get used to certain habits on one device, you want to do the same thing on other devices, especially when they are running the exact same OS and everything looks virtually identical to you. You know the touch points are supposed to be there, so you reach for them.

      Whether this is a "good" thing or not is open to debate.

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    3. Re:Typical Crack-Smoking Article by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 2

      Touch-screen-ing an 82 inch display makes sense, but at desktop scales that's like sitting 3 inches from your monitor

      If you continued to read the rest of my comments you'd see I was meaning these massive displays make sense because you're NOT USING THE COMPUTER, you're just using a PHREAKINHUGE DISPLAY (think touchscreen enabled TV WeatherMan, lecturer in a classroom flipping electronic charts, etc)

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    4. Re:Typical Crack-Smoking Article by jedwidz · · Score: 1

      Yup, that's the use case that gives you gorilla arm - vertical screen in front of you.

      I suspect the claim that touchscreens on notebook give you gorilla arm are either fabrications or a genuine misunderstanding.

      I doubt there's a big fundamental difference between touching a notebook screen and using a tablet, at least in terms of where the screen is. A lot of people prop their tablets up in a similar position to a notebook screen anyway.

      One concern I do have is that the notebook needs to absorb the torque of a firm prod near the top of the screen. Having to be gentle in order to avoid tipping the notebook would lead to extra muscle strain.

      At first glance this means the hinge needs to be extra stiff (and/or lockable), and the notebook base needs to be extra heavy (and/or anchored). Aside from the touchscreen consideration, these are all bad design for a notebook. A foldout back support, like on a photo frame, might be better.

  24. So basically some industry shill's opinion... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    ...and of all things, it's an opinion that Windows is great. Why, exactly, is is posted here?

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    1. Re:So basically some industry shill's opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP did the same thing with their initial release of Photosmart software. Get some company member to positive reviews using pseudonym usernames, in hopes they could get a trend if positive reviews for the software. It is obvious that Microsoft is doing the same damn thing for Windows 8, shill posts on forums hoping for a trend of positive reviews.

      But, just like many real users complained to HP about only wanting a driver, many will probably end up disliking Windows 8.

      Easy way to call out shill posts: username with only one review post and no other posting history.

  25. Long live resolution independence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "At 1080p on a small screen, Windows 8 needs pinch-to-zoom for the entire operating system"

  26. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A true Scotsman would love touch laptops.

  27. Panasonic toughbook has had this for a while! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use two toughbook laptops at work. It's actually really handy. You're driving down the road and need to get dispatch notes on your call, just peck at the screen and you've got them, another peck at the screen and you're back to mapping. Peck at the screen and you're on scene/transporting/at destination, which is epic when the radios are saturated/down/out of range.

  28. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More like, should we transition from horses and buggies to llamas and rowboats?

    Because that's what Microsoft is now expecting us to do with Windows 8.

  29. Useful even before ASuS Transformer, Vadem Clio? by linuxtelephony · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone remember the Vadem Clio/Sharp TriPad? I do. For all it's clunkiness, if it wouldn't had such a problem with audio quality that would have been my first "tablet" (back in 2000 or 2001). [Oblig. wikipedia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vadem_Clio ] The whine during media playback killed it for me, and I wasn't willing to settle for the price so I ended up returning it. Other than that, and WinCE, it was a very useful device.

    I have had the ASuS TF101 plus keyboard now for about a year and I still like it, even if my daughter has taken it over. Plus how many people run the iPad in landscape/vertical using a special case as a stand? I know I do. I can touch type pretty quick on it too (though I prefer it more of a slant then strictly vertical, probably about 60 degrees up from the table). And don't forget about the Lenovo S10-3t convertible? It was the first "laptop" with a touch screen that I've used, and even though the 1024x600 display kills the usability IMO, I still have a hard time putting it up on eBay because I find the touch screen form factor useful in a pinch.

    The bottom line is the touch screen laptop is a very usable configuration and I'm surprised it's taken this long to see more of them. I think an almost perfect machine would be something like a macbook air (either 11 or 13 inch), with a quad core i7 (or comparable), 16 gb of RAM, an iPad 3 retina display w/touch for the display, a detachable keyboard (ala Transformer) or possibly rotating keyboard (Vadem Clio, Lenovo Yoga). It should also have 5+ hours of battery life and not get uncomfortably hot. I don't ask for much. :)

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  30. Bad Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Am I being so unreasonable to expect one computer to perform as well as another computer?

    I know the Windows box sellers are trying to pretend that Windows boxes are computers and tablet are toys, but that's not real. My Transformer Infinity is no toy. It's far more powerful than my Acer One laptop running Windows 7.

    Is one food and one a computer? Or are they really just both computers?

    1. Re:Bad Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So because you have a crappy laptop, then all tablets are better than all laptops?
      Nope, you still aren't being reasonable. Mostly because you said "as well as." Actually, touchscreen doesn't do anything to performance...so "as well as" doesn't mean anything. It's what you are used to that you use the best, not the machine's fault. You're fault for not getting a touchscreen laptop...which have been available for years. If you are the metric of your computers performance, you probably shouldn't even be using a computer. They are meant to do millions of things per second and it seems you have a hard time even remembering what fuckin machine you are using so you can't keep up.

    2. Re:Bad Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's a toy, because you can only install "Apps" on it.

    3. Re:Bad Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I being so unreasonable to expect one computer to perform as well as another computer?

      Yes.

      Well, you're actually being unreasonable in that you're expecting all tangentially similar devices (computing devices, in this case) to be identical solely because the one you're used to behaves in a certain specific way, but what you described is a subset whose wording removes an awful lot of very vital information for us to make a proper comparison.

  31. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by SINternet · · Score: 0

    My comment wasn't so much insult as its the reality we see all the time. I'm 50+ and get annoyed when my peers expect someone younger to do the "research/computing" for them. I take almost any opportunity to embarrass the hell out of them. They along with others are lazy like those who can't meet lifting requirements and duck out of "Heavy" work but expect the same pay. Quit your whining and learn what to do with those devices other than buying them for bragging rights and barely get off the home screen. SIN

  32. i hate dirty fingerprints on my screen by brainscauseminds · · Score: 1

    I like my touchscreen phone, but I hate the fingerprints on it. As for my computer, I clean my laptop screen and external monitor once a week to get rid of all that dust and cr*p that gets on it. The idea of going with my sweaty fingers all over it gives me goosebumps. How would I dare to show anything to my boss or co-workers in my computer if the screen is full of s**t?

    1. Re:i hate dirty fingerprints on my screen by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ^THIS^

      Back in the CRT days, "pokers" were annoying. There's no need to physically touch the screen to point at something on it. Just get close. It was worse with early LCDs because they were very fragile. Pokey-McGee could destroy a $500 14" monitor with a single jab. "Do you see the colors bloom when you do that? That's not a good thing!"

      At least we have Gorilla Glass and similar compounds to protect the panels these days but I still wouldn't want to work on a schmootzy screen or have people smear my laptop screen with their "french fry" fingers flicking thru a document instead of using the PigUp/Down keys. And I certainly wouldn't want to have to clean my 27" monitors every day because of the practice.

      I like my tablet but I have to keep a microfiber cloth handy to wipe the prints off it. Same with the phone. It's tolerable because these are "sometimes" devices that I don't stare at for hours a day.

    2. Re:i hate dirty fingerprints on my screen by c · · Score: 1

      > Back in the CRT days, "pokers" were annoying. There's no need to physically touch
      > the screen to point at something on it. Just get close. It was worse with early LCDs
      > because they were very fragile.

      Greasy fingers are nothing... I work with meteorologists. Back in the CRT days, it was standard practice to markup weather charts right on the CRT itself using coloured grease pencils.

      Guess what office supply disappeared real fast when we upgraded to LCD's?

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    3. Re:i hate dirty fingerprints on my screen by bkk_diesel · · Score: 1

      I like my tablet but I have to keep a microfiber cloth handy to wipe the prints off it. Same with the phone. It's tolerable because these are "sometimes" devices that I don't stare at for hours a day.

      Wow, you really sound like the life of the party.

    4. Re:i hate dirty fingerprints on my screen by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Did you have something useful to add to the conversation or was that the extent of your contribution?

    5. Re:i hate dirty fingerprints on my screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worse when they use a metal line gauge. :)

    6. Re:i hate dirty fingerprints on my screen by boley1 · · Score: 1

      Real Job, Real Experience, Real Place, with fire and smoke and occasional explosions. You would recognize the initials. We received a touch screen device. Very cool. Very expensive (money was not a problem). I was trying to get my point across to the operator, so I pointed (OK. I POKED) at the object on the screen.

      It was not a good day. No one was killed. No equipment was damaged. I don't even think we really lost any data or too much schedule. But the implications of what could have happened were obvious. It was an often repeated story, that resulted in an un-official but institutional ban on all touch screens in the facility for the next 20 years.

      Today I love multitouch, especially on tablets, phones and on my laptops and desktops when used with a horizontal trackpad or mouse with a touch surface.

      Not sure I'll ever feel good about touching a vertical screen though.

  33. Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lies, damn lies, and statistics...

    Microsoft says it has sold more than 40 million Windows 8 licenses, but the information is worthless in absence of key data the company won't divulge.

    We don't know because Microsoft isn't saying. We don't know how many of the 40 million licenses come from low-cost upgrades, from volume licensing sales that kick in automatically, or from direct sales to consumers. And we don't know how many of the 40 million licenses are sitting on systems that have yet to find a buyer.

    So why won't Microsoft provide a breakdown? What is it hiding? Its silence speaks volumes or, perhaps more accurately, low volumes.
     

    http://www.informationweek.com/software/windows8/microsofts-windows-8-numbers-meaningless/240142865?cid=RSSfeed_IWK_All

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    1. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Informative

      and all you'll be left with is your conspiracy theories.

      You mean Information Week's conspiracy theories. I just copy/pasted.

      Here's SMH's conspiracy theory:

      Windows 8 sales in Australia and overseas are below expectations, with one US expert describing its user interface as "a monster that terrorises poor office workers and strangles their productivity".

      http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/computers/windows-8-sales-flounder-as-critics-pan-clumsy-interface-20121126-2a2d0.html#ixzz2Drq6iNt7/

      The Register's conspiracy theory:

      Reports that Windows 8 hasn't been moving as briskly as the industry had hoped continue to emerge, with major retailers reporting slow sales and Microsoft insiders allegedly describing the initial numbers as "disappointing."

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/19/retailers_report_slow_win8_sales/

      Reuters conspiracy theory:

      Consumer sales of Windows-powered personal computers fell 21 percent overall last month, figures released by a leading retail research firm showed on Thursday, indicating a lackluster debut for Microsoft Corp's Windows 8 operating system.

      http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/29/us-microsoft-windows-idUSBRE8AS12Y20121129

      ComputerWorld's conspiracy theory:

      Microsoft has been touting its claim of 40 million Windows 8 licenses sold as evidence of a booming launch. But analysts and Asian PC makers beg to disagree, and say sales of the new operating system have been sluggish.

      http://blogs.computerworld.com/windows/21410/windows-8-sales-are-sluggish-not-booming-say-analysts-and-asian-pc-makers

      Looks like the whole damn world's in on it!

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    2. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 8 has already failed despite Microsoft shilling on forums and manipulating statistics. Rather than another Vista (that worked well enough after SP2), Windows 8 is Microsoft's next Windows Me.

    3. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I love the quote at the end of the SMH article:

      A Microsoft Australia spokesman said "we won’t be discussing sales at this point" .

      Of course after a year and a service pack or two I'm sure sales will be discussed quite loudly.

    4. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by adamstew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fact: Microsoft is selling exponentially more licenses with Windows 8 than it did with Windows 7.

      Huh? Microsoft themselves has already admitted that Windows 8 sales are at nearly the EXACT same pace as Windows 7 sales.

      Okay... How about actual web usage: http://www.zdnet.com/statcounter-windows-8-license-sales-not-yet-translating-into-usage-7000008148/

      Even though Microsoft sold as many licenses of Windows 8 as they did of Windows 7, Windows 7 saw much higher actual usage after one month on the market compared to Windows 8 after one month on the market. Windows 7 made up 4.93% of internet users 1 month after launch compared to Windows 8's 1.31% 1 month after launch. That paints a pretty bleak picture of actual Windows 8 usage. Even Windows Vista managed to get nearly 2% of web browser share after the first month.

      So lets assume that both statistics are correct. Microsoft sold 40 million licenses of Windows 8, the same as Windows 7 for the same time period AND Windows 8's web usage 1 month after launch is only 27% of Windows 7's web usage 1 month after launch. Let's add in a few more facts, like NewEgg saying that windows 8 sales are slow and that sales of Windows devices are down 21% from last year since the launch of Windows 8. Based on these facts, we can extrapolate a story.

      The story I extrapolated is this: Microsoft sold 40 million licenses of Windows 8 in several ways: 1) end users taking advantage of the cheap $40 upgrade option that has never been offered before, 2) the volume license sales of Windows that are now Windows 8 licenses that are almost ALL being downgraded to Windows 7 because Microsoft no longer sells Windows 7 licenses, and 3) a whole TON of licenses to OEMs so they could get the initial supply of Windows 8 devices in to sales channels for launch.

      So lets go over these sales paths:

      1) The end user upgrades are legitimate sales of Windows 8. However, I would expect these numbers to be much higher than the initial Windows 7 upgrade sales simply because of the huge discount that didn't exist for the Windows 7 launch. The $40 upgrade price is either a 60% or 80% discount depending on whether you would buy the home or professional edition. I would expect to see a small rush of people buying to take advantage of the lower price...even over the normal PC enthusiast sales of people who must have the latest-and-greatest. The $40 upgrade option would also explain why direct to consumer upgrades of Windows 8 are selling at a faster pace than Windows 7 did. When you give a very hefty discount to pretty much everyone, people are going to jump on the deal.

      2) volume license sales: Business need Windows licenses and you can only buy Windows 8 now. So even though the business is installing Windows 7 with those Windows 8 licenses, they are still being counted as a "Windows 8 sale". These are licenses Microsoft would've sold whether Windows 8 was released or not. Also, i'd be curious to know whether Microsoft is including any previous Windows 7 licenses with Software Assurance as a "Windows 8 sale" as well.

      3) OEM sales: This is where I bet Microsoft sold the bulk of their Windows 8 licenses. OEMs had to buy their initial set of licenses to cover their initial stock of Windows 8 devices being shipped to sales channels. World wide PC sales for 2012 are expected to be around 350 million units...or about 30 million PCs per month. I would also expect the sales numbers t

    5. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact: Microsoft is selling exponentially more licenses with Windows 8 than it did with Windows 7

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

      Specifically, it relates to situations where the rate of change of value increases with time (i.e. resembles c^t, where c=constant). Whilst it's commonly used to refer to certain unconstrained patterns of growth - and for all I know the early growth of Win 7 and Win 8 may resemble an exponential function - it's meaningless to say that one variable is "exponentially more" than another variable.

      It's unfortunately becoming increasingly common to use "exponentially" to mean "a lot", generally by people trying to use science-y sounding words they don't entirely understand to reinforce their own credibility and/or self image. The incorrect deployment of such terms then leads to another generation of people misusing the term in an effort to sound smart - ironically, an exponential growth!

    6. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

      Please update your numbers, Windows 8 sales doubled during Thanksgiving.

      http://microsoft-news.com/black-friday-boosts-windows-8-net-use-in-us-above-2/

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    7. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by adamstew · · Score: 1

      Okay... That still puts Windows 8 usage at less than half of what Windows 7 usage was at this same point in time (5% vs 2%).

    8. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by jan0278 · · Score: 1

      how is volume licensing not sales? aren't those volume license used by humans? also the contradicting fact is that corporates(volume players) are usually late to upgrade compared to consumers. Bottomline, 40 mil or 40 K its all about what one likes.. it'd be a boring world if everyone liked the same thing

    9. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a Windows 8 upgrade with the idea I would install it on an old laptop. I found that the old machine did not have a large enough hard disk so I did not do it.

      I subsequently got a chance to (try to) operate an Widows 8 laptop and I hated it.

      So the statistics of sales of Windows 8 and numbers of Windows 8 users are off by at least one, probably a lot more than one.

    10. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      It must be really tragic to live a life so utterly devoid of worth or meaning that you've nothing better to do than make up stories about your invisible corporate friend.

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    11. Re:Microsoft's Windows 8 Numbers Meaningless by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1
      Sorry to reply to you a couple days after you posted this, but after I read your post I got busy and didn’t have time to finish my reply. You inspired me to do some data mining, and as I’ll try to show I think the data is actually pointing in the opposite direction than your post concludes.

      Your story is consistent with the facts you’ve presented, but you haven’t presented all of the facts. Allow me to present the other side of the story to try and add some more context to help your extrapolation:

      Huh? Microsoft themselves has already admitted that Windows 8 sales are at nearly the EXACT same pace as Windows 7 sales

      No, what was said is that Windows 8 sales are in line with Windows 7. We can look at the historical figures to see how Win7 sold; over the course of its lifetime Windows 7 sold on average a pretty flat 20M licenses a month. In the first few months of release it sold an average of 26M licenses a month; during its first 70 days on sale, MS Win7 sold 60M licenses. If they sold 40M in the first 30 days, that leaves only 20M units to sell over the next 40 days including the Christmas season and Black Friday. Selling at this rate (15M a month) is well below what Win7 sold during the rest of its lifetime (20M). The numbers don’t just make sense.

      However, what does make sense is that current sales of Win8 are in line with Win7. As I’ll show later, current market share growth of Win8 as measured by statcounter is, in fact, in line with Win7.

      Okay... How about actual web usage

      Sure, let’s take a closer look though, instead of just reporting a simple difference and calling it a day. Foremost, if you take a look at the actual data, Win8 is growing much differently than Win7 did when it was first released. While Win7 market share grew linearly after launch, Win8 is growing either quadratically, or at least has hit an inflection point and will continue linear growth that about matches (or slightly exceeds) Win7.

      Take a look at these figures, derived from worldwide statcounter data. (Statcounter doesn’t publish Win8 data on its own yet, but did so for the period of 10/1 – 11/28 here. To get Win8 stats outside this range, I took the average ‘Linux’ and ‘Other’ (both of which have no growth; average daily change for Linux is .0002, and .002 for Other) percent share from the linked data, and subtract that from the current ‘Other’ data, and what’s left is a good estimate of Win8 share.)

      The first chart shows the market share of Win8 over the past 14 days (11/1912-12/2/12), and Win7 over the comparable 14 day period in 2009 (11/15/09 – 11/28/09). If you fit a line to this data, you can see that Win8 is growing at a rate comparable (actually a bit faster) to Win7. The second image shows growth of Win7 over the first quarter of availability, and Growth of Win8 until today. The chart also contains two Win8 growth projections: quadratic (fitted to all the data) and linear (fitted to the past two weeks of data). Even though the quadratic curve is a better fit, the linear projection is probably more likely to pan out and shows Win7-like growth. Either way, what’s clear is that Win8 is not growing the same way Win7 did (linear right out of the gate). There was either a slow start and its growing linearly now, or it’s growing quadratically.

      Finally in the figure, I have a comparison of percent growth since launch. You keep making reference that Win8 is behind Win7 in absolute terms, but you are not revealing that Win7 started at a much higher percentage than Win8: 2.21% vs. 0.38%. Even Vista started at a high percentage, at 0.6% according to your w3sch

  34. todays news... by pbjones · · Score: 1

    Steve is dead, the company moves on...
    If you look at MacOSX on a laptop, it uses the big multi-touch mousepad instead of a touch screen. Win8 needs a touchscreen because they put a tablet UI on a PC. Different OS, Different requirements.

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  35. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My smartphone may be different but let's look at long-term use of touchscreens in both business and recreation settings.

    For these examples, I'll use Point Of Sale devices for business and slot machines for recreation.

    Any of the two DEFECTS can occur after long term touchscreen use:

    * Miscalibration: touching in one area activates another area. This even if the device was still in proper calibration earlier. This can include either touching one button and another button activates OR with the stylus type signature, the signature appears above or below the actual position where the stylus is being used to sign the signature line.

    * Dead spots--touching the same area multiple times still results in no action. (However, 26 times touching the same spot triggered a Watchdog Reset condition on one specific Aristocrat "Money Honey" slot machine--after the machine went blank and reset the Watchdog Reset message was visible on screen and the game reverted right back to the pick-a-clover bonus round where the reset occurred BUT THE SPOT WAS STILL DEAD and remained unresponsive.)

    Let's see if there are any failures on these touchscreen monitors and touchscreen laptops running Windows 8 before outright calling them a success. Miscalibration or dead spots both count as failures.

  36. Touchscreen desktops too by tannhaus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have one of the Gateway 6971 all-in-ones. I paid the $15 or whatever to get the Windows 8 upgrade. My computer before this one was a 24 inch iMac I'd had for 5 years. I have to say that I don't regret the change at all. When it comes to reading a website, I'm more likely to reach up and scroll than even use the scroll wheel on the mouse. When I'm playing music or watching videos, I don't have to be sitting at my computer desk. All I have to be able to do is touch the screen. The article is right. It complements the mouse and keyboard and allows for more relaxed use of the computer.

  37. Keen observation by Waccoon · · Score: 1

    "A touchscreen isn't a replacement for a keyboard or mouse, it's a complement."

    Gee, thanks for listening to feedback from the community for the last few years.

  38. The market has spoken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The market has already spoken on this, clamshell UMPC *don't sell* in volume. Smartphones with the slideout keyboards likewise, are not big sellers.

    So that market is niche at best.

    1. Re:The market has spoken by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      So what if everybody uses their devices differently than I do? If everyone was jumping off a cliff I still wouldn't jump.

      Yes, those devices don't sell in volume and that means that the choice of these devices is limited. Still, to me it is better than no choice at all (i.e. having to use a "popular" device).

      Typing a command in a CLI (over ssh or whatever) or writing a document is not very comfortable with my UMPC, but it would be horrible on the touchscreen "keyboard". Most people don't do that. I don't care. Using a tablet and a separate keyboard wold mean that I have to carry the tablet, the keyboard and a stand for the tablet and there would be no way of using it with the keyboard without putting it on a desk (I can thumb type on my Viliv faster and more accurately than on a touchscreen "keyboard"). Most people don't care about that. I don't care about their not caring.

  39. Re:More numbers to prove Win 7 beat win 8 by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Actual usage statistics from statcounter did a comparison with this year and 3 years ago. Now tell me how Windows 8 is the best selling OS ever!

    Windows 7 was popular and already registered for like 2 months before launch as people were on the RCs and passing along eval copies. So these users did not buy all at once which was why Windows 8 had a higher spike, but Windows 7 had more users overall who just purchased a key for the RC copies and Windows update turned them into the full versions.

  40. Based on the fingerprints I've seen... by AcquaCow · · Score: 1

    We've been touching monitors for quite a long time without any issue. It's been completely unnecessary up until now, but I doubt there will be many issues with monitors finally responding to user touch and doing something useful in return.

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  41. Medical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work in medical and we've been using touch screens for years. The radiology tech. who took your last xray and sent it to PACS might have done it without ever touching the keyboard. Of course Vertical touch screens work; they've just been very expensive for quite some time!

    1. Re:Medical by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      hogwash, they have been around since the 80's and only at a slight premium

      you dont see them everywhere because they are not good for every situation

  42. Shilling by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 2

    This article reads like something a cheerleader on Microsoft's payroll wrote. It it is, that should be disclosed. I am not impressed with Windows 8 at all.

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  43. Sandpaper by guttentag · · Score: 1

    After all, how many iPad minis come with sandpaper for filing fingers down.

    I've been using an iPad mini daily for about three weeks now, and I've had this subject raised by smartass coworkers and passers-by. I couldn't find any official smart covers for it in stores, so I made a "smartass cover" out of glue, magnets and sandpaper. It's a lot cheaper than paying $40 for an official cover that doesn't even include sandpaper! Now I tell them the iPad 3 (which I was using daily until I got the mini) should include sandpaper so you can grip it with one hand and type with the other.

  44. Re:More numbers to prove Win 7 beat win 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1% market share in 2009 is less absolute users than 1% in 2012. This says windows 7 had a larger part of the pie in 2009 than windows 8 has in 2012, but doesn't indicate how big the pie is. In 2009 iOS wasn't included in desktop OS share. Now it seems to be for some reason. The article you posted has several other mitigating factors including faster relative uptake.

  45. Re:More numbers to prove Win 7 beat win 8 by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Netmarketshare shows similiar data without iOS too.

    But 2009 was in the worst recession since the 1930s and many people were terrified the financial market would still freeze still. IN that case keeping older PCs make more sense so there is alot of factors. Still it sold as many like myself were looking to dump Vista and felt XP to be too obsolete and old to use at that time unless you really had too.

  46. Re:More numbers to prove Win 7 beat win 8 by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised if 8 was slower to get going than 7. There is some good stuff in there for power users, but once you install a start menu (of which there are many), it ends up being just a fast-booting win7 for everyday use.

    They are putting in some good ideas, but I'd prefer they still treated desktop users as first-class citizens. I like the idea of having the option to save your email settings and messages, contacts, calendar, desktop settings, and applications (albeit only the windows store ones) in the cloud, so that setting up another system takes far less effort. I chose the option to sign into the OS in the same way I sign in to my android phone, and a lot of stuff is set up for me. The notification system has been modernized at least, but I sure do wish they could "desktopize" all the metro apps for users like me, and having the OS be modal and able to run in tablet OR desktop mode, and you could switch whenever you felt like it, would have been the right approach IMO.

  47. Don't you just Love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretentious "gadget" reviewers who think they have the pulse on technology and know what's best for you? He's basically advocating a UI paradigm that will never be as fast or as efficient as a keyboard and mouse, but because he's either a Microsoft apologist or someone looking for page hits he's going to give them the benefit of the doubt and actually convince himself that touchscreens on laptops really do work. I'm guessing he also loves his Surface RT and thinks everyone was also wrong about that too. He probably thinks it's tanking because people don't understand it like he does.

  48. Full touch is not compatible with mouse controls by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The article seemed to really be talking more about gestures than touch controls in terms of touch making sense on laptops.

    I think there's an inherent gap between touch and mice/trackpads for computer use, and the reason is hit target size.

    To support touch you have to have targets way larger than a mouse cursor based system does. How can you really design a UI that is good for both users?

    Gestures, sure I can see that... although even there I still think doing them from a device like a trackpad makes as much sense (granted the article claims he prefers doing them on screen).

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  49. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You haven't used it long enough!"
    "You're a luddite!"
    "You're lazy!"
    "It's really great, you're just old!"
    "Look, this 3 year old can open a program! If you don't like it, you're stupider than a 3 year old!"

    And on and on it goes.

    Good job selling us on this. Really. Good. Job.

    Um, yeah, except he didn't say any of those things except the first one. Give it an honest try before evaluating its worth. What's wrong with that?

    I tried and guess what? Touch works. I like it and find myself happy to use it in the appropriate environments, (portable computing). On desktop screens, it makes less sense, but I can see its value in certain applications. It's just another tool. Why so much fear of another way of interacting with your gear?

    Maybe you're responding to those other arguments the OP didn't bring up because they are hitting some nerve in you..?

    Some people also kicked up a fuss before accepting the GUI after having become expert in running an OS from the command line.

  50. Like Steve Jobs never would have figured it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is certainly a future for touch-screen laptops, but no one knows exactly how it would be. Microsoft's surface is, by all accounts, shiny and useless.

    By Useless I mean it's not as the technology was meant to be used, (and breaks within the first few days). Apple will probably come out with a touch-screen augment for laptops and desktops sometime in the future, but neither the technology nor design is appropriate yet. Touchscreen has some distinct advantages and distinct disadvantages; just because Microsoft put two things together, doesn't mean they did it well. Like the Toaster / Fridge combination, it's entirely possible to do well, but just duct taping a toaster to a fridge won't necessarily make it more useable, or give people any reason to use it over distinct Toasters and Fridges.

    It's just like the basic keyboard design, many people have tried to replace QWERTY, but none have caught on. Apple, at least under Steve Jobs was known for doing things Right, or not doing them at all. We don't need the Surface to tell us that there is a future with touchscreen lap/desktops, it's should be obvious to most people that there IS a good way to put them together. Just what the best way to do this is a completely different story.

    1. Re:Like Steve Jobs never would have figured it out by Osgeld · · Score: 0

      heh my steve jobs baby apple IIC has a utterly useless Dvorak switch proudly placed on the case, st jesus jobs wasnt right all the time, hell not even most of the time, thats why he got the boot the first time, and lets not even get the body count of jobs failures, you just choose to remember the successes.

      for every microsoft BOB, Jobs ran apple has a hockey puck mouse.

    2. Re:Like Steve Jobs never would have figured it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs was also the source of "64K is enough" though for some reason this is forgotten.

  51. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're suggesting that we should never have transitioned from horses and buggie blah blah blah

    No. He's suggesting that there has actually been usability testing done of both inexperienced and experienced users. This showed that Windows 8 touch interface is slower and more confusing than other interfaces both touch and desktop. That is simple scientific evidence. We can sit here wanking off about theoretical user interface design advantages, but when the numbers tak and we disagree we are wrong. Winodws 8 is crap. When people on the internet tell stories that "well actually it's pretty good" then we know that they are mostly just repeating Microsoft talking points under the instructions fo their bosses.

  52. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by bmo · · Score: 1

    Cars are mostly superior to horses.

    It's your claim that keyboards and mice are buggywhips. Prove it. Prove that direct experience of those who have been poking and swiping at Windows 8 since the dev preview on desktops are wrong.

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  53. I own a Surface by iONiUM · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Through my work, I get almost every tablet/thingy that comes out. I got the Surface RT the day it came out because of this, and have been using it since as my replacement for my Nexus 7, eee Netbook (ubuntu), and in tandem with iPad mini.

    I see all this shit on Slashdot about how much W8 sucks, and it's true, for desktop. If you took the "desktop" mode of W8, and put JUST THAT on desktop with a start menu, then it's solid (just a win7 upgrade). If you take W8 Metro (or whatever it's called now) and use JUST THAT, it's about 80% of what you want on a tablet. I say 80% because the gestures, while powerful, are really unintuitive.

    As it is, I have to say, as someone who actually USES the Surface, it's a nice device, and Metro is actually rather pleasant to look at (yes, there's no apps for it). In addition, the gestures are nice, if you learn them. And, in addition to all of that, having a "desktop" mode on the tablet (the keyboard includes a trackpad) is also nice, although it feels disconnected. I think Microsoft hasn't gotten it perfect, but I think they are on the right track.

    As a side note, I don't know why there's so many pro MS articles on Slashdot lately..

    1. Re:I own a Surface by Psyborgue · · Score: 1

      As a side note, I don't know why there's so many pro MS articles on Slashdot lately

      I noticed that too. The Bill Gates borg logo also seems to be gone. New ownership, perhaps?

  54. Re:More numbers to prove Win 7 beat win 8 by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Windows 7, like XP has the advantage of being mature and super stable. Windows 7 has been around since Vista and is not as experimental. Yes, there are still some issues in networking that XP does better with AD and com port access, but Windows 8 has been known to freeze up or exhibit some issues because of its newness.

    On my 2007 laptop it only runs in 1024 x 768 as the perfectly fine aero drivers for Windows 7 are not 8 compatible. On my newer phenomII desktop I am typing this in I experienced some glitches with GPU acceleration in Firefox and IE 10. There as a bug in SWTOR but I do not remember what that an update fixed.

    Users report it can reboot endlessly too. For corps who like stability Windows 7 is a winner and so is for professionals. Windows blue/9 next year if rumor is true with an annual update will mature it more.

  55. Alanis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a formatting issue on the mobile site because i am seeing some duplicated second paragraphs. Or is everyone in this thread typing on a touchscreen?

  56. Touch screens are not that bad by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    when its not your only option, we have a handful of them scattered about at work and yea, its actually handy to just point at something, especially when there is a group involved, which is the situation we use them in.

    still not going to give up the ole keyboard and mouse, but touch screens can have uses on desktop/laptops

  57. Touchscreens for all? by Knight+of+Shadows · · Score: 2

    What about those of us whose electrical conductivity are beyond the norm? There are people that cannot use touchscreens with accuracy due to their bodies own electrical impulses (I can't wear a digital watch, for instance, or a smartphone with a touch screen for more than a few seconds before it becomes unusable)). Are these people going to be forced to adapt to a world where they cannot use computers due to the propagation of a trend technology, where people are led to believe the next thing coming down the pipe is the greatest thing since sliced bread? Simple truth is: if it isn't broke, don't fix it. Personally, I have as much use for a touchscreen, and Windows 8, as I would a second anus. And can you imagine trying to play WoW or anything more complicated than a flash-based game on a touchscreen? Are these people insane? Oh, wait . . . we're talking about Microsoft here, so of course they are. . .

    1. Re:Touchscreens for all? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And can you imagine trying to play WoW or anything more complicated than a flash-based game on a touchscreen?

      Did you miss the whole part of TFA where it talks about how touchscreen does not replace mouse and keyboard, but complements them?

      No, you probably won't use it while playing WoW. Then again, you probably won't be playing WoW on a 10" laptop/tablet convertible...

  58. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by ColaMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We transitioned to cars because there was a great many advantages to do so - speed, load carrying capacity, etc, etc.

    What are the advantages of using a touchscreen over a keyboard/mouse in everyday situations?

    Mobile? Well sure, if you're wandering around and you want to quickly tap something out or go through a few apps, there's a good advantage to a touch screen.

    But at the office? I don't know. The time taken to take your hands off the keys, reach out and tap something... is that quicker than getting the mouse and clicking? I don't really know. I'd suspect that that with my setup (2 x 24" monitors) it's going to be slower. And I'd bet that if I was forced to use a touchscreen in an office situation where I still had a keyboard, I'd be learning a lot more keyboard shortcuts quick-smart.

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  59. Re:After using my Surface I keep touching my monit by Zibodiz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This. I have Win8 on my Fujitsu T5010, and love touch scrolling with it. So much more natural. I've touched my office monitor and my wife's laptop screen a couple times now without thinking. I love having a convertible laptop/stylus/touch PC (the T5010 has a 'dual digitizer'; the active stylus digitizer is awesome for my comics, but the touchscreen is better for games/surfing/reading), and I'm never switching back to an ordinary laptop.
    Oh, and by the way, I'm a web developer who has written thousands of lines of code on a convertible tablet pc. That's what the keyboard is for.

  60. Lenovo Yoga by jimmyhat3939 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got one of these for work the first day they came out. Here's how I use it:

    * At the office, I use it like a traditional Windows laptop, running virtual machines and whatnot for development.
    * On the train, I turn it into a tablet and read books, play games, read the newspaper and magazines. There's a great PDF reader and a Kindle app. Also, I use it in a singing group I belong to for my sheet music.

    In short, it's a laptop plus an iPad.

    Also, I've had zero problems with smudging on the screen. I've had the device for over a month and have never cleaned the screen. Maybe I'm just super clean? I keep it in a soft case made for a Mac Air, so maybe sliding it in and out of that case cleans it off.

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    1. Re:Lenovo Yoga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Someone modded this "Troll"? What a joke. I hate fanbois.

    2. Re:Lenovo Yoga by jbonomi · · Score: 1

      I have the same machine, also got it the day it came out. For me, it was the laptop/tablet hybrid I've always wanted. Largely, my experience and use has been much like yours. My screen does get a bit smudged, but I can only really notice that when the screen is off. I'd imagine some people might not like the size and aspect ratio of the screen in tablet mode, but I think that may be the only compromise.

    3. Re:Lenovo Yoga by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The only catch is that, according to the specs on Lenovo website, it weighs 3.4 lbs. That's okay for a laptop, but pretty heavy for a tablet. It's more than two iPads.

  61. Whose jumping off the cliff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO, you are jumping off the cliff and they are not. They've/I've made the good choice of not carrying the keyboard with the tablet when on the go. I may also plug in a full keyboard at some point, since I resent having the 'dock' part of my Tablet having a compromised keyboard.

    IMHO, you and Microsoft are jumping off the cliff. You for your own reasons, Microsoft because Ballmer failed to force the Office people to deliver a proper touch interface, thus crippling Metro and Windows 8 with a laptop layout. That is a consequence of incompetence at leadership level, rather than a Windows 8 failing. It's crippled because Ballmer's just not good at CEO.

    IMHO, the most important thing for on the go computing is the *on-the-go* part, and on screen keyboards work good enough for software & OS's that work properly with them. You are entitled to disagree, but you'll end up in a niche market.

    But Windows does need to support touch, because it's expected to support touch. Just like every other popular computer does these days.

    1. Re:Whose jumping off the cliff? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Well, my UMPC fits in my pocket. A bigger tablet would not, so I would not be able to carry it everywhere (or would have to carry a bag just for the tablet)
      My UMPC has the capabilities of a normal sized x86 laptop (a bit older/slower one but I can still use the same software, except games of course). I can do almost everything that I can do with my desktop, though it is slower.
      Have you tried using ssh with the on screen keyboard? Or any task that requires a lot of typing?

      Microsoft is jumping off a cliff because they are alienating their longtime customers (business desktop users) by making the UI less usable with keyboard+mouse. The iPad fans won't use a Microsoft tablet (because it is too much like a desktop) and I sure as hell would not use Windows on ARM (if it is going to be incompatible with my old software I might as well use Linux). So, Microsoft is in the middle - disliked by both sides.

      Office will never be able to fully support touch - unless on screen keyboards became as good as normal keyboards for typing lots of text.

      And yes, I know that I am in a niche market. I want my portable computing device to be a "mini-desktop", I use my phone with one hand and not always looking at it and I do not jump on new technology just because it is new (it has to be sufficiently better than what I have for me to upgrade - the requirements increase as the upgrade costs increase).

  62. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now all applications in the future will have big, wasteful interfaces in order to accommodate fingers. It's bad enough with websites that do this. What's the point in having a high resolution if everything is going to be 200% bigger.

  63. Re:More numbers to prove Win 7 beat win 8 by tibit · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've just installed Win 8 on a VM, and it doesn't boot any faster than Win 7, even after repeated boots. YMMV, of course.

    The various gestures are a pain to execute if the real screen extends past what Win 8 imagines the screen to be -- namely the VM's window. I'd go as far as calling Metro interface's mouse gestures useless on a windowed VM because of that. For the desktop mode, the number of applications people typically use is very small anyway, so you might as well throw the common shortcuts on the desktop and be done. For other things, keyboard shortcuts are OK.

    Win 8 seems rather unpolished. The settings are haphazardly scattered between the Settings App and Control panel. I don't mind the apps, they look nice and fluid, but they won't even let me have their own kool-aid if I have to go to desktop mode just to do the basics. I was expecting that every application that came with Windows would be ported to Metro. That MS hasn't done that pretty much dismisses the whole Metro exercise in my mind. Fucking stick to it or go home, MS, mmkay?

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  64. Re:More numbers to prove Win 7 beat win 8 by tibit · · Score: 0

    IOW: I'll check if I can return the damn system builder DVD for a refund, it's that kind of a letdown.

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  65. Can it use Windows Phone apps? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    There are something like 20K Apps for Windows Phone 7 out already that were supposed to be able to run just fine on Windows Phone 8, I thought you could also run those on Surface as well - is that the case?

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    1. Re:Can it use Windows Phone apps? by iONiUM · · Score: 1

      No, that is not the case. WP7 apps are written in a Silverlight-based environment, whereas WP8 apps (Metro style) are written in a HTML/JS environment.

    2. Re:Can it use Windows Phone apps? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I thought there was still a compatibility layer that let the old apps run... I know going forward they had to move to the new HTML/JS form.

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    3. Re:Can it use Windows Phone apps? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      WP7 apps are written in a Silverlight-based environment, whereas WP8 apps (Metro style) are written in a HTML/JS environment.

      If by "WP8" above you meant "Windows 8", then you're wrong - Win8 apps can be written in HTML5/JS, yes, but they can also be written in C++ or any .NET language, with XAML as the UI framework.

      If you actually meant "Windows Phone 8", then you're still wrong - WP8 apps are still written in .NET/XAML. The framework's a bit different, but it still looks mostly like Silverlight. It's also irrelevant, since Win8 does not run WP8 apps, or vice versa.

      Also, "Metro-style" describes all of the above - the word "Metro" itself was introduced in WP7 to describe its UI.

  66. Re:Useful even before ASuS Transformer, Vadem Clio by tibit · · Score: 0

    You only think that because you don't have to use the damn touchscreen continuously while sitting down.

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  67. One sentence solution by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Grounding wrist-strap and a long dangling cord.

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    1. Re:One sentence solution by Knight+of+Shadows · · Score: 1

      So I need to wear accessories just to implement the newest fad tech to be pushed down our throats in order to make others rich? I'd end up using the cord to strangle those responsible. . .

    2. Re:One sentence solution by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      So I need to wear glasses just to implement the newest fad tech (cars) to be pushed down our throats in order to make Detroit rich? I'd end up using the earpieces to poke those responsible...

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    3. Re:One sentence solution by Knight+of+Shadows · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the Arabs and Oil companies that are the winners there. Nice try, but . . . no, for so many reasons. Funny, though. I'm all in favor for an alternative to cars, actually. Instead of touchscreens, I want the jetpack they promised us, or a flying car, or a personal spacecraft, as Mars is actually looking sweeter all the time.

  68. Re:Its stupid on a laptop or desktop by JimboFBX · · Score: 2

    Why stop at 10? I can think of 21 points on my male body to poke the screen with.

  69. Nintendo DS - or fucking light pens! by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The touchscreen on the NintendoDS is nice but you don't use it for everything. Back in the day, I'm told that light pens provided a touchscreen interface that was functionally equivalent to what you get on these laptops, or there were (and still are) external tablets, but for most things both really suck in comparison to keys and mice. Then there's piles of other devices with touch input so I've got no idea how you can seriously assert that the HP touchsmart was anything new. Is it some kind of joke that went wrong?

  70. Not really sure about usage... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally wouldn't make use of any touchscreen features on a laptop I am using. I personally find my use-cases divide neatly into two segments -
    1) Quick, fast, light useage that is suitable for a touchscreen; this gets done on a Android smartphone because waiting for windows or Linux to boot, even from hibernation, in order to read e-mail on the go is silly. Also good because I might want to respond to e-mail through any of phone call, text message, or another e-mail depending on urgency, or adding to phone's calendar. Boots fast, runs smoothly. Replacing any of this use with a laptop touchscreen would be a downgrade.
    2) Long, difficult, complex usage with a mouse and keyboard; this gets done on Windows or Linux depending on if I need specific Linux or Windows only applications. I can't imagine using a touchscreen for high-precision work or for programming or for long-duration work where I'm typing away for hours on end. Replacing any of this use with a laptop touchscreen would be a downgrade.
    Basically, I don't personally ever have a use-case where having a Windows/Mac/Linux-running Laptop with touchscreen would be valuable or useful to me compared to the other options Maybe it's aimed at a different target market, but I'm pretty skeptical about long-term viability of the market for these devices. Perhaps I will develop eyesight problems and deteriorating manual dexterity and desperately need a larger screen with bigger touchscreen keys than my phone has in 50 years - but by then I suspect that touchscreens will be as old-fashioned interfaces as punch cards.

  71. Do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not want touchscreen. Do not want finger prints. Do not want to type on touch screen. Do not want arm fatigue. Do not want gestures either (with mouse or camera input).

  72. If Jobs didin't believe.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...why did he give us the iPad then ? ...why is OS X getting iPad features ?

    Trust me, we will see iPad and MacBook merging as soon as OS X is fully ported to ARM.

  73. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    devices that are neither a tablet nor a laptop, but really a bit of both

    A tablet is a laptop's retarded cousin, you're really limited on the things you can actually do, combining both is a bad thing not a good one.

  74. And here you go again doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Because people actually dislike having to poke at a vertical surface all stupid day."

    That is the WHOLE point you are not doing it the whole day, you are doing it in completnt of the rest. You keep reading but misunderstanding it.

  75. Headline correction by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    One Guy Disagrees With Steve Jobs About Touchscreen Laptops, Either Could Turn Out To Be Wrong

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  76. The Psion 5 (launched 1997) by mha · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's had a Psion 5 and stared on in disbelieve when the rest of the world went crazy over the (in comparison) absolutely useless Palm organizer had incontrovertible proof literally in their hands that a touch screen on a keyboard device is GREAT. Those who think that's different from a laptop - it is not, you used the Psion 5 just like a tiny laptop, only that instead of a mouse you touched the screen - with a pen, but that was okay. Working with this setup (back in 1997!!!), directly touching what you wanted to on the screen, felt MUCH MUCH MUCH more natural than the mouse-keyboard combo. So at least to ME this article is no news at all.

    Psion 5: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psion_Series_5
    Palm: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_(PDA)

  77. But windows 8 sucks by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with touch displays and people purchasing them. Everyone should be able to make their own decisions and purchase whatever works for them.

    I do however have a big problem with metro and everything it stands for.

    The only way to obtain metro apps is thru vendor curated environment with full editorial control over what is or is not available. This is unacceptable. Enabling such aggregations of power will ultimatly lead to abuse (See shit apple is doing to shut down apps which compete with their interests or do not meet their decency standards) Such structures are ultimatly dangerous to a free society if vendors and content ultimatly get their way and eventually succeed in locking down the general purpose computer.

    Severe limitations regarding display of multiple metro apps on screen makes metro unusable to replace "windows" on large displays.

    Fads and memes of the day are not "the future" as Hollister asserts... no matter how much coolaid has been consumed.

    1. Re:But windows 8 sucks by ruir · · Score: 1

      Pity I already spent my moderations points. Mod parent up.

  78. Re:Greetings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Golden Girls theme?

    Oh, man, you're ruining it for me!!

  79. laptop woes by unixisc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't see an advantage of this to normal laptops. Only possible advantage over a tablet - you can use a real keyboard as opposed to the virtual one that appears on the screen, which may be more comfortable to type, but not if it's a laptop form factor.

    Only thing - in more recent laptops, I've seen the touchpad come in the way of typing, and unlike previous laptop models, the stupid thing can't even be disabled, despite forum hunts. Sticking a mouse in an USB port? Nothing. No PS/2 ports, so I can't stick a PS/2 mouse in it, even if I had one. I got 5 of these in the office, and everybody complains how typing is a pain since the cursor automatically moves when the palm accidentally touches the touchpad. Nothing that I do will disable them. Previous models would have a separate switch to disable the damn thing, but not any more. Only other solution, which I haven't done, is attach an external keyboard to the other USB port i.e. have a docking strip like solution. This would be the only advantage of such a solution - get rid of trackpads altogether, and use either the touchscreen or the mouse.

    1. Re:laptop woes by Jmc23 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      or you could stop buying cheap laptops with missing parts like Dell.

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    2. Re:laptop woes by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Somebody is modding me down (How DARE you not drink the Win 8 koolaid!) so I don't know if you'll see this or not, but if you do here is how i fixed that very problem here at the shop..touchfreeze. With touchfreeze they can toggle it on and off via the taskbar, it also has an automatic mode that will disable the touchpad when it detects typing so most of the time they won't even have to think about it, its all good. HTH.

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    3. Re:laptop woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't most of those come with Synaptics or some equivalent that let you adjust the sensitivity of the touchpad ? Perhaps you could start there.

    4. Re:laptop woes by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Touchscreens are faster than using a touchpad or even a mouse for some tasks. My favourite example is the bank of volume sliders.

      But yeah, I'm not convinced I want a touchscreen laptop. Then again I don't want a 10" tablet (except just to bask in the glory of that gorgeous Nexus 10 screen) so I guess I'm not a typical example.

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    5. Re:laptop woes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Does that work on Windows 7 though - that's what I'm having the problem w/

    6. Re:laptop woes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Control panel & Mouse settings gave me nothing. Neither did the forum hunt. I'll try Touchfreeze & see how it works, assuming that it works on Windows 7.

    7. Re:laptop woes by hazem · · Score: 1

      I also sit here looking at the 24" monitor I'm using and imagining how my arms would get really tired if I had to spend all day swiping and poking at it.

      Also, one of my pet-peeves is when someone touches my monitor with their finger, or worse, the tip of a pen. It drives me crazy! So I don't think I'll ever be happy with a touchscreen monitor for normal work.

      But I do have a small android phone and recently got and fell in love with my Nexus 7. However I've come to this conclusion: touch-screens are great for entertainment devices, but for most real work, you need a keyboard and decent monitor.

      Well, in my world, "real work" tends to be using things like answering emails, using Excel and typing code (SQL, Python, VBA, etc.). Typing a long email on my little phone is ridiculous, but it's sure handy in a pinch and for monitoring my email when I'm away. But even on my Nexus, where I have the "hackers keyboard" (a "must" because it shows numbers at the same time as letters and has a tab key), an "Office Suite", GNU Octave, and can even ssh to other computers, it's still not very easy to do productive work. A spreadsheet on a touch screen is hard to use, and typing out python code via ssh is something you only want to do for a quick fix. The only real work thing I do with any frequency on my Nexus is answering emails, and even those tend to be short. For longer emails, I've actually hooked up an external keyboard to it.

      Now at work I recently got a new computer. Because I've taken up cycling and bike-commuting, I wanted a smaller computer (my last laptop was this HP Workstaion behemoth that always brought chuckles as I brought it into a meeting because it was so huge). But because I do virtualization, I wanted an i7 processor. Among those options at work, the only one that matched that was one of the Lenovo "convertables"... laptop by day, then swivel and pivot into a tablet by night. It even has a little stylus for precision work. Now this was cool when I first got it but since that first day, I haven't pivoted it into a tablet again.

      Now, as for my Nexus 7, it's been a fun little computing device. It's great because it's light and fits in my trunk bag on my bike. It also decent for browsing the web and looking things up. I also use it a lot for reading (more than I thought I would, but I just bought a bunch of my O'Reilley books for $4.99), and for playing audio books as I go to sleep at night (there's an app that will stop the player after some specified time, which is great for picking up where it left off).

      So all said, I love my 7" tablet but it's not really that great for serious work, and I really doubt a larger tablet would be much better. For real work in my world, I need a keyboard, multiple windows, and a mouse.

      But that's just my case and experience. That said, I do want to go to a store and play with the 10" Nexus, but I doubt I'll buy one. In the 10-11 inch size, I'm much happier with my little Acer Netbook... it's nearly as portable, but has a keyboard. But then that leaves me with 4 main computing devices in my personal space.

      Note: if I had been on my Nexus, this post would have been much, much shorter.

    8. Re:laptop woes by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually it was built for Win 7 unixsc,, which is why you have to pretty much use automatic in win 8 since metro don't have a taskbar. Give it a try, i bet your users will love the hell out of you for it. Like I said its pretty much set and forget, auto mode detects keystrokes and turns off the touchpad as long as they are typing so they really don't have to do anything once you've installed it, it'll turn the touchpad on when not typing and off when typing, couldn't be easier.

      hell I liked it so much i installed it on my win 7 netbook, works like a charm and keeps me from blowing a blood vessel because as you know on those 12 inch netbooks there isn't a lot of room between the keyboard and the touchpad and I was bumping the damned thing constantly. with touchfreeze i never even have to think about it, I start typing in word or a website anjd i can brush against the touchpad all day long and nothing happens. HTH.

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    9. Re:laptop woes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Oh thanks. That's been the biggest pain in my office. I'll try it & let ya know

    10. Re:laptop woes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Tried it. It works. Thanks!

    11. Re:laptop woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people I know like to indicate things by pointing with one's finger. A touchscreen laptop is a step up for us. Really, I can't wait to be able to move 3D objects around as in Star Trek!

    12. Re:laptop woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touchpads are the worst thing ever. I won't use a laptop for more than 5 minutes without disabling it.

      Try checking the BIOS to disable it, some laptops can disable it there (probably under hardware / peripherals)

    13. Re:laptop woes by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You are welcome and any time you run into another weird head scratcher feel free to just drop me an email, the address is in my UID. Working in the shop i run into those "little niggling problems" all the time so I usually have some free little tool for this or that problem.

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    14. Re:laptop woes by the_saint1138 · · Score: 1

      For Windows 7:
      Start Menu -> Right Click "Computer" -> "Manage" -> Device Manager (under system tools) -> Mice and other pointing devices -> Right click on your laptop's touchpad and click "Disable".

      Make sure you've got another mouse to control the computer with after doing this :)
      Hope that helps!

    15. Re:laptop woes by gregorthebigmac · · Score: 1

      If you used Linux, you could disable the trackpad, and you wouldn't even have to open a console to do it, if you used Ubuntu. It's right there in system settings. Proprietary Windows software stopping you from using linux? Run windows on a VM inside Ubuntu. It's incredibly easy.

    16. Re:laptop woes by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was one of the first things I tried - didn't work! Touchfreeze worked once I installed it. I don't mind the touchpad itself - I just want it out of the way when I'm typing.

  80. Article sponsored by another Steve... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hollister was surprised to discover that Windows 8 touchscreen laptops actually don't suck" - stopped reading here.
    Really? Windows 8 sucks. Touchscreen laptops suck, Jobs was right here. Laptops are used for work, while Touchscreens are good only for entertainment... Hollister must be kind of a retard not a discoverer.
    Or this article is sponsored by another Steve - Ballmer, who faces firing if (when) Windows 8 fails.

  81. Windows 8 touch wasn't the first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Android, Asus transformer.. came out before, so ms wasn't first

  82. How to tell if someone is an idiot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ugh Ugh Ugh!
    Me work computer!
    Me poke screen!
    Ugh Ugh!

  83. touchscreen laptop interface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Touchscreen laptop interface suck. Actually mouse-icon-menu are bad and outdated, but touchscreen laptop interface is worse. Just like voice interface suck on laptop and desktop while it's cool in cellphone.

  84. Re:More numbers to prove Win 7 beat win 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " but I do not remember what that an update fixed."

    Huh?

  85. Two comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) As a pointing device, the fingertip's not terribly precise. Thus, for anybody doing location-sensitive work, the touchscreen's merely something that adds cost and complexity to the laptop.

    2) Middle-aged eyes and/or large-screen (or second) monitors. I don't want to have to get close to my desk and lean forward to poke the screen every time I want to do something. It's also way easier to move something a few inches near my hand than having to pretend I'm driving the Enterprise.

  86. touch screen anything, fuck no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i hate touch screens, it's stupid technology. just because you can doesn't mean you should. save the touch screens for phones please.

  87. The Old School way of handling this by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    if somebody tries to touch your screen with Naked Fingers you pull out your slide rule quickly calculate the need strike force and then SNAP THEIR HANDS OFF AT THE WRIST (with your slide rule of course)

    seriusly this is why they have those very cheap styluses

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  88. Trackpads by Rational · · Score: 1

    It's possible that touch screens are an improvement over the unspeakably shit trackpads most laptops come with. The same isn't necessarily true for Macs. My personal guess, though, is that Hollister is just trolling.

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  89. Raise your hand by jamesl · · Score: 1

    All commenters who have used a Windows 8 or Windows RT touchscreen, raise your hand ... I thought so. Until you've spent some time (real time, like a few days) with a Windows 8/RT device, you're just speculating.

    Windows 8/RT touchscreen computers (Surface, laptop) are far better devices than Windows 7 laptops with touchpads or those silly eraser things. And once you've spent some time with Windows 8 touchscreen, you'll not want to go back.

    And for those unhappy with typing on a screen, get rid of all your iPhones and Androids.

    This comment written on a Surface RT.

    1. Re:Raise your hand by Tapewolf · · Score: 1

      And for those unhappy with typing on a screen, get rid of all your iPhones and Androids.

      Mine has a rather nice keyboard.

    2. Re:Raise your hand by jbonomi · · Score: 1

      And once you've spent some time with Windows 8 touchscreen, you'll not want to go back.

      I agree with the sentiment, I'll not consider buying a laptop without a touch screen after my experiences. In addition to Windows 8, I'd love to try KDE's Plasma Active, but I haven't been able to get it to run on my machine yet.

  90. im sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But this guy is full of crap.

    And he likes SMALL touch pads?
    He says i should plug in a mouse when i need precision?
    He lauds simple applications that can be used with touch, but then concludes that windows legacy app compatibility is important and suggests you go with the 8gb RAM upgrade for your tablet. Hello, tablet apps get by with 256mb.

    Put it this way, i have an ipad that mostly collects dust, and a macbook air i use all the time. Even if it had a touch screen, would that help me with coding? With excel? With anything? No.
    And he says that all laptops will have to have touch, but also that touch shouldnt be used on anything over 11 inches?!

  91. That settles it then by john82 · · Score: 1

    If that heralded sage of technology, user experience and public reaction Sean Hollister of Verge says touchscreen laptops are a success, who am I to argue? After all, how often was Jobs right about those things? And Sean Hollister has been a tech writer for what, two weeks?

  92. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Researchers have documented usability problems with vertical touch surfaces for decades."

    Laptop screens are horizontal, wtf is he talking about.

    "On a tablet or smartphone, too, the typing surface and touch surface are almost always on the same plane"

    They are not on the same plane, they are one single thing, as you type on the screen.

  93. Word alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Word alert! Word alert!

    GUNSHY

    Pencil it into your dictionary. And use it well.

  94. Not a bad idea by Monoman · · Score: 1

    Touchscreens on laptops will probably take off because the trackpads and the little rubber pointers are cumbersome to many folks. I don't know if the touchscreen will replace them but it will definitely improve the overall experience.

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  95. The Verge LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think they ever know what they are talking about.

  96. If you already own a tablet by tepples · · Score: 1

    I think the point was supposed to be that if you already own a tablet, you don't have to buy a netbook.

    1. Re:If you already own a tablet by hazem · · Score: 1

      I've had a 11" netbook that I've been using all summer and really enjoyed it. I took up bike-commuting and it's great having a small computer I could take to work and to class.

      I also recently got a Nexus 7 tablet. And I love it! It's even handier to carry around on my bike and is great for general entertainment.

      But for getting any kind of work done (the kind of work I do anyway... Excel, SQL, VBA, Python), I really need a keyboard.

      When I'm out on my bike or flying somewhere, the small tablet is awesome and a great way to do things like keep up on my email, mess around on the web, look things up, etc. But if I had to only have one, I'd give up the tablet and keep the netbook. Just too much of what I do, even in entertainment, requires typing a lot - and typing all those odd characters that don't show up by default on a tablet's virtual keyboard.

      If you think of them as tools, they're really designed for different jobs. One can be used in place of the other, but neither does well replacing the other.

  97. That's why I own a netbook by tepples · · Score: 1

    If I have the base of my 13 laptop sticking into my abdomen such that my ribs are hanging over it [...] I can get the screen a little past vertical

    Which is exactly why I bought a 10 inch laptop instead of a 13 inch laptop.

  98. Re:Its stupid on a laptop or desktop by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

    Wow, what's up with prolific posters like you and BMO getting facts so wrong but still getting modded up? Slashdot has gone into full retard mode.

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  99. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by tepples · · Score: 1

    When I say "use", I don't mean "try", I mean actually used it for day-to-day tasks for a couple weeks. Not "poked one in the mall and didn't know how to do everything right away, so I gave up,"

    So must people spend half a thousand dollars on a product before being allowed to say anything about it? If so, Slashdot discussions are about to get lonely.

    or worse yet, "saw a picture or video online and haven't even tried one in person."

    For me, with some products, it's occasionally more like "I tried to try one in person but none of the three stores I was in had one in their showroom."

  100. Discontinued by tepples · · Score: 1

    I don't care about their not caring.

    You will when you can't buy a replacement for a broken device because the manufacturer has discontinued it in favor of a higher-margin product because nobody else bought one. Look at how laptop makers have dropped their 10" laptop product lines over the past two years. Even ASUS, which pioneered the category with the Eee PC, discontinued it in September of this year. You do end up with "no choice at all".

    1. Re:Discontinued by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      But the alternative is to use what the others are using and getting no choice at all even faster. At least now I could still find my UMPC - I didn't have to buy a tablet or a touch phone. Maybe when my N5 breaks beyond repair I will either have to buy a tablet/touch phone or an old N5, but for now I had this choice.

  101. Glossy screen. by csumpi · · Score: 1

    I looked at a bunch of laptops recently while shopping for an upgrade to my current one.

    The touch screens are really cool. For example the Yoga from Lenovo is a beautiful, well designed laptop with solid build. Probably the laptop with the best design and build quality right now. I agree with the article that touch is an additional way of interaction, not a replacement of touchpad/mouse.

    However there is one major flaw with the touch screen laptops: they all have glossy screens. No anti glare coating magic removes the harsh reflections. Without sitting in a pitch dark room, they are pretty much useless for any type of serious work.

  102. Future Patent Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until Apple sues Microsoft for infringing on its patent of a "multi-touch display with detachable keyboard"?

  103. What's wrong with gorilla arms? by De_Boswachter · · Score: 1

    There's nothing wrong with gorilla arms! http://tinyurl.com/dancing-ballmer

  104. You Mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a "hot plate" ? I think they call them "infrared ovens". You would have to power it using fresh nuclear material from a reactor to get the form factor and endurance, though.

    More seriously, a key point of tablets is that they DO NOT use the Wintel Combination Of Energy Waste. A mobile device can't waste energy or it ceases to be a mobile device. Don't believe the propaganda from Intel; they still can't do things frugally.

  105. Maybe Apple's story would be different if... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    they had an OS that would work with a touchscreen on a laptop. OS X isn't really a touch OS. As OS X and iOS merge look for the story to change to: "We've cracked the interface problem with touchscreen laptops! Now go buy our latest laptops with touchscreens!" I am not knocking Apple but that's the historical pattern.

    1. Re:Maybe Apple's story would be different if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you used OS X at all in the last couple years? They've had support for multi-touch gestures for years bro...ever heard of the "magic trackpad"?

  106. Touch screen laptop = touchtop? by butchfoote · · Score: 1

    Will this create a new class of devices? I think so. Touchtops should also have a removable "touch tablet" when you don't need the keyboard and connector platform.

  107. Every 7" iPad mini *does* come with sandpaper! by MrEdofCourse · · Score: 0

    "After all, how many iPad minis come with sandpaper for filing fingers down?'"

    Every 7" iPad mini that Apple has ever sold has come with sandpaper. On the other hand, 7.9" iPad minis do not. Steve was talking about 7", not 7.9". That may seem pedantic, but he was being very specific about the crop of 7" tablets at the time, and the call for Apple to do a 7" iPad. That .9" may not seem like much, but when you actually get your hands on one, it's a HUGE difference.

    1. Re:Every 7" iPad mini *does* come with sandpaper! by csumpi · · Score: 1

      Wow. Thanks for explaining that.

      I have another one for you. SJ also said that the 3.5" screen was the perfect size for a phone. But when the original droid came out three years ago, I thought the extra .5" and higher resolution made a HUGE difference. Now Apple also has a 4" high res screen (translate: retina 4). Any insights on that?

      While you're at it, since my wife got a Samsung GS3, it seems to me that the extra .8" (4"->4.8") makes an even HUGER difference. Thoughts on that?

      If you don't want to stop there, the phone on my wish list is the Samsung Note 2, with a 5.5" screen and a stylus. Any explanations to the +1.5" and stylus, or are these all failed products until Apple finds the perfect size? What is it going to be? 4.7"? 4.85"? 5.35"? 5.65"? And what about the name for the stylus? The magic stick? The magic brush? The infinity pen?

  108. Here's when it makes the most sense by MrEdofCourse · · Score: 1

    Sitting with a computer in my lap, or even on my desk, I feel no desire to reach out and touch the screen... not with a decent gesture based trackpad like the one on my MacBook.

    However, standing over the shoulder of someone, it makes perfect sense to touch the screen as opposed to push them out of the way to use their trackpad. It also makes sense sometimes standing over your own computer, especially when demonstrating something to people.

    Here's the thing, other than cost, there really isn't much downside to adding this functionality, and the cost may not be that significant, so why not add it?

    1. Re:Here's when it makes the most sense by csumpi · · Score: 1

      Only until the next MBP and iMac comes with a touch screen. Then you'll be here telling us that Apple finally cracked touch screen laptops and desktops, how it revolutionized your life, mobile computing (again) and the milky way (a first time ever for mankind).

  109. Re:Before the eight-hate arrives, I just want to s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is that touch is supposed to replace the old, obsolete keyboard and mouse at least according to Microsoft so yes the problem of having to use a touchscreen with an on screen keyboard (or gestures like Palm's Graffiti) to type is going to be a problem. How many computers do you see with serial/parallel ports nowadays?

  110. A case of psychological projection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs said touch surfaces want to be horizontal, not vertical. I think he was just projecting his own desire, that he now displays for the world to see, to be horizontal himself.

  111. Uses for a touchscreen laptop .. by dgharmon · · Score: 1

    Zoom in, pan left-right-up-down. Moving your arms from keyboard-to-screen-and-back-again is tiring ..

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  112. Touch screen laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish my iPad had a keyboard like a laptop, the I could do my typing much faster than the touch screen. I love the capability of the touch screen to enlarge pics, drag items and highlight with my fingers. Typing on the query keyboard can be a bit cludggy though.

    1. Re:Touch screen laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish my iPad had a keyboard like a laptop, the I could do my typing much faster than the touch screen. I love the capability of the touch screen to enlarge pics, drag items and highlight with my fingers. Typing on the query keyboard can be a bit cludggy though.

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  113. don't know what planes you're flying on... by Chirs · · Score: 2

    The economy flights that I've been on barely have enough room to fit the laptop (with screen closed) on the tray. There is ZERO room to open up the screen and tilt it back far enough to read comfortably (at least not with my 14" one....maybe with a smaller screen it might be possible).

  114. Your problem, not ours by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    So I need to wear accessories just to implement the newest fad tech to be pushed down our throats

    Touch screens are hardly being pushed down OUR throats. They are what most people prefer.

    If you are not one of those people, obvious discomfort will result - so you just need to figure out how best to handle that in your own life, with a good option NOT being the grinch-like attitude that if something bothers you no-one should have it.

    There has got to be some way that touch screens could be rendered useful to you.

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    1. Re:Your problem, not ours by Knight+of+Shadows · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate one's ability to make it someone else's problem. And by 'people', you actually mean 'sheeple'. And no, there does not 'got to be' a way that touch screens could be rendered useful for me, unless it is to shove them up the ass of those that believe so, and give our proctologists a giggle. I find the entire concept ridiculous, as I do most of today's attempts to indoctrinate our young to 'indispensable' technology that does nothing to improve the human condition, and only serves to generate money for corporate slime-balls, and turn human beings into automatons serving the wills of their corporate masters. As for a grinch-like attitude, it serves me a hell of a lot better than blindly following those that have failed to raise the bar for us as a species, and leave said bar rusting in the shit and mud that is the norm for the human race. Please report to the nearest Soylent Green manufacturing facility for immediate processing.

  115. Newton by J05H · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs on the Apple Newton MessagePad 2000, "If it doesn't have a trackball it's not a computer. Kill it."

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  116. Re:Its stupid on a laptop or desktop by Dynedain · · Score: 1

    Simultaneously? That's either a really big screen or some impressive contortionist skills.

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  117. Given that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that Windows 8 can't make up its mind whether it's a touch UI or a classical keyboard+mouse UI, I don't think Microsoft has proven or disproven anything. (Bluetooth keyboards integrate well with iPads, but that doesn't prove anything either.) Apple has clearly been migrating towards a converged touch/classical UI with every version of OSX. Statements to the contrary about the viability of touch laptops are just the usual Apple misdirection until the time is ripe. With Windows 8, Microsoft is attempting to leapfrog Apple and steal their thunder, but MS really hasn't achieved a successful, converged implementation. Furthermore, while readily distinguishable from iOS, Metro is too busy and Windows 8 still suffers from DLL hell.

  118. Laptopp touch screen geared toward travelers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I traveled weekly for work then I would have loved the touch screen laptop for the plane and cab rides. After using a table for about a year my personal thoughts are the combination device is going to be good at nothing. The ipad is almost too heavy for the web surfing, reading, etc.. that the device is designed for. I can't imagine laying out the couch or somewhere else reading a combo laptop. It's just not comfortable.

  119. Re:Its stupid on a laptop or desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's doable, but no pics please

  120. Manipulation Vs Selection by zacherynuk · · Score: 1

    Touch screens are nice; especially on EPOS systems. However, a true compliment to a keyboard and mouse would be a touch-less screen; the mouse and keyboard already do 2D perfectly. What we need is a 3D controller which does not rely on contact. a controller we can use on desktops, laptops, multiple - projectors - head mounted displays and everything in between. Hell, we could use it with an android phone, streaming to your TV - something like leap motion. http://leapmotion.com/

  121. Re:After using my Surface I keep touching my monit by jbonomi · · Score: 1

    This has been my experience as well. I got a Lenovo Ideapad Yoga 13, and after 3 days I seemed to take touch for granted. I mostly use it as a regular laptop, but some things, like scrolling a web page or a document, are just easier and more intuitive with touch. I guess you could call me a believer. I'll never buy a non-touch laptop again, whether for work or play.

  122. Way to word a headline for clicks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs was wrong about a lot of stuff. He was also right about a lot of stuff. More often than not when it came to branding, user experience and technology.

    This headline sounds more like disdain and jealousy about the stuff he was right about than actually catching some "all knowing guru" in a mistake.

    Ridiculous.

  123. Speaking as a laptop user... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    ...Yes, he was wrong. I'm typing this on my Panasonic Toughbook CF-M34 which has a (pitifully small) touchscreen as well as netbook-sized keyboard. Over the past decade or so all I've wanted has been and continues to be a full-sized laptop, nay desktop replacement, with a fucking TOUCHSCREEN.

    I don't want to have to go Surface for what I want, not least because I don't want a keyboard module that splits after a month. I don't want a tablet, I've got a tablet and you know what I use that for? It's the UI for a jukebox cabinet in my living room. I want a LAPTOP with a TOUCHSCREEN.

    And contactless gesturing (Kinect has this, some of the smartest smart TVs have this, why is this not standard laptop tech yet??). And built in 3G (iPad has this in the bag, but for prior art look to Panasonic - most of their Toughbooks have built in GSM modems). And Bluetooth AS STANDARD. In most low-to-mid range laptops this isn't even an optional extra - you have to plug in a USB wart and pray it works. Global positioning? If they can fit this into a PHONE they can fit it into a LAPTOP. Can I start on very high definition screens? Or shall I just leave that to manufacturing constraints (the fact that most laptop panels are made using the same fabrication processes and even the same production lines, as HDTV panels so that's just a cost-saving measure on the part of Samsung et. al)? Hell for that matter, let's have a DAB/DVB tuner in there - if they can fit that on a USB wart (of which I have several examples) they can find an inch of space to fit it inside a laptop chassis.

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  124. Touch screens are great! by pwileyii · · Score: 1

    I had a touch screen netbook with Windows 7 on it and I loved it. I found myself trying to use the touch features on non touch surface (my other computer at home and my work computer) only to be disappointed when it didn't work. Unfortunately, the netbook was slow and not really up to par with what I wanted, so I opted for a less feature rich and less useful Android tablet. Since then, I've wanted to go back, but I cannot justify the cost. On a laptop or desktop computer, touch is NOT a replacement for the keyboard, although it is could be a replacement for the mouse if the applications are designed with a touch screen in mind.

  125. Was he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd argue that the latest bunch of garbage from M$ is worthless, and of poor quality and design.
    Rushed OS (and not needed), poor concept, poorly planned and craftmanship that imitates only - those
    of Apple and Samsung. The "touch" is poor at best on Surface (what the article should be entitled) and sales
    are meager, if non-existent so far this holiday season.
    Keep in mind m$ planned the launch and rushed everything to get to the holiday punch bowl - and it's hurting them now.
    I will NEVER use a touch-screen interface that continues to be run on an inferior and lousy OS, and is honestly - several years
    behind (iOS, Droid, Kindle, Nook and others)

    Keyboards are falling apart and off the devices when connected - and I've heard of quite a # of returns and RMA's being issued
    for the 1st batches shipped.

    There WAS something to the vendors hesitation of being forced to offer an OS and product that wasn't full polished yet - and
    the sales $$$'s are showing this to be true.

  126. We large fingered Folks by slimepit · · Score: 1

    I use a stylus. Solves my problems. Beaucoup Dinky Dow in the Tropical Alaskan Interior. Stylus even works with gloves. Icing up is the real problem this time of year. Minus 35 degrees.

  127. touch pad !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing overlooked here... touch pad. The touch-screen interface is just another implementation of the touch-pad added directly to the screen. On all devices that you have remote screen, just use the pad instead. There have been many times that I touch the screen of a macbook or laptop after using the iPad which shows that there are some things that the 'touch' would be useful for as we re-train ourselves to the new interfaces. I would not want to live without the touch pad now, especially since we are now projecting our desktops to the tv or larger screens where the touch-screen will never be effective for overall use. The touch-pad has replaced my mouse altogether and it works on ALL screens, just like the iPad interface - even on an HP laptop with Windows. Goodbye mouse.

  128. Sentiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given markets are driven by sentiment.

    If marketing budgets are big enough, it is possible to generate enough positive sentiment to make people buy products, irrespective of how useful they are and how many real problems they ultimately solve.

    Apple's successful big budget marketing has worked, and there is not only sentiment withing the media consuming domestic market for these devices, but also within the business community, which has meant that huge budgets are now being spent on developing business to business solutions delivered on tablet.

    How productive people will be with these devices in business environments remains to be seen.

    In my experience, a tablet in a business environment usually needs a plugin keyboard and stand, which begs the obvious question. I've seen many instances of users with tablets and a host of plug in peripherals, believe me.

    The MS surface, with add on keyboard seems sensible to me, and integration to existing Windows systems does too. Whether they've spent enough money on driving sentiment is questionable.

  129. Fully Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Played w/ several surfaces last week and the word 'compliment' does ring true. there are quite a number of things are just a heck of a lot easier to do just by swiping the screen. touch screens will never replace keyboards for typing intensive operations, but quite slick for navigation

  130. Not vertical comes from UI research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The not touching rule comes from actual human factors research that show that the human arm fatigues very painfully with extended use of vertical touch screens. Goes back to the 1960s and the E&S Sketchpad systems, shown again in the 1970s from Xerox PARC, and onward.

    But let folks like Microsoft ignore actual scientific and empirical knowledge. That's standard operating procedure for them. Just like they were told most of their Windows design decisions would lead to it becoming a Malware Magnet (which it exactly became as predicted) while other companies who embraced Unix OSes don't have the same malware problems - due to architecture insights that were known long ago.

  131. Steve Jobs only promotes what he markets. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DUUUUUUH!!

  132. cost convenience etc by hicksw · · Score: 1

    ... If Cheetos is supposed to be a problem with touch screen, then why doesn't anyone backtrack that thinking to the keyboards?

    Maybe because crap USB keyboards cost a dollar or two, and can be hot-swapped when then cheeto-out. Try that with your touchscreen.

  133. You've got the wrong end of it by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I'm referring to the "citation needed" idiot that came later - as should have been obvious.
    I don't care what other baggage you've got. I wrote what I wrote and nothing else.

    1. Re:You've got the wrong end of it by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I'm referring to the "citation needed" idiot that came later - as should have been obvious.

      That wasn't as obvious as it should have been, but now that you've made it clear, I accept your point. However...

      Considering that it's a reply to an unbacked up and frankly obviously false assertion of only 13 people buying the thing I think the "citation needed" comment does deserve contempt.

      I still think attacking the literal joke instead of the underlying implication is rather missing the point. Of course the figure of 13 is "obviously false", it's an exaggerated *joke*, so that in itself proves nothing. It would make more sense to have attacked the underlying point that was being made humorously (that the original Transformer supposedly sold poorly), but... whatever.

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    2. Re:You've got the wrong end of it by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I didn't attack the joke but instead the citation needed idiot, here it is again and leave your own baggage out of it:

      Considering that it's a reply to an unbacked up and frankly obviously false assertion of only 13 people buying the thing I think the "citation needed" comment does deserve contempt.

      "Obviously false" is not incompatible with "lame attempt at humour via obvious lie". The joke was OK, the idiot that demanded proof as if the joke was real and anything contradicting the joke need proof was not IMHO, then the utter tool that then questioned the citation given is one step beyond. That is why I responded, and your autistic baggage (along with the weasel "not that I'm saying you are" bullshit) can go back into the realms of fantasy where it came from.

  134. Ah Americans by boley1 · · Score: 1

    Ah Americans.

    +1