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Mayer Terminates Yahoo's Remote Employee Policy

An anonymous reader writes "AllThingsD's Kara Swisher reported and tweeted that Marissa Mayer (CEO since July 2012) has just sent an all-hands email ending Yahoo's policy of allowing remote employees. Hundreds of workers have been given the choice: start showing up for work at HQ (which would require relocation in many cases), or resign. (They can forget about Yahoo advice pieces like this). Mayer has also been putting her stamp on Yahoo's new home page, which was rolled out Wednesday."

524 comments

  1. At you desk! by tylikcat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because face time is so much more important that actual work.

    1. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because face time is so much more important that actual work.

      I work in a small team where one member of the team works remotely one day a week. There's definitely less feeling of teamwork when he's out of the office despite him being available via IM, email, video conference (though we almost never do that) and phone. There's a big difference between "Hey John, this is weird, can you come take a look at this", and while we're talking it over, Bob in the next cube pops his head over and says "Oh yeah, I saw that yesterday, here's how I fixed it".

      Using screensharing and IM/phone just isn't the same.

      But some jobs lend themselves well to remote working, like customer service agents. I worked at a company that had almost their entire workforce working from home, we were low on office space so using remote workers saved us a lot of money since we didn't have to rent new office space to accommodate them and we didn't have to have enough desks to handle the holiday rush that would sit empty for the rest of the year. Accountability was easy since the phone system kept the same call statistics for remote workers as for local workers (including time spent answering customer service emails) and the manager monitored random calls to make sure the home worker was professional without any background noises like kids/pets.

    2. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Youire a genious.

    3. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That person probably has a programming job, while you're at home all day correcting people on forums for making typos.

    4. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "youire"

      Pot, say hello to kettle.

    5. Re:At you desk! by swilde23 · · Score: 1

      Silly AC. Everyone knows that Kettles can't talk.

      --
      There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand this sig, and those that beat up people who do.
    6. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A lot of the level of teamwork is dependent on what the team is comfortable with. I have worked in groups where we would communicate via IM even if we are just over the wall from each other. For me, switching to another window to IM is much less intrusive to my workflow than getting up.

      When I'm in an idea generation phase, it is definitely helpful to have people together for that. There is a certain level of creativity that seems to get lost when I can't read all of the physical cues and overall vibes of the conversation.

    7. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly AC. Everyone knows that Kettles can't talk.

      Who said anything about talking kettles? You can still talk to them without expecting a reply.

    8. Re:At you desk! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Silly AC. Everyone knows that Kettles can't talk.

      But hippies tell me that Pod does.

      --
      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    9. Re:At you desk! by swilde23 · · Score: 1

      FINE Sillier AC

      Pots also can't talk

      --
      There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand this sig, and those that beat up people who do.
    10. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You negate your own point by being an uneducated moron. "You're", not "youire".

      Fail grammar nazi is fail.

    11. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't spell, you can't code.

    12. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong. Lots of programmers can't spell. Grammar also doesn't matter much since we don't compile this language.

    13. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citations? I've met a lot of people who were poor spellers, who did great jobs in their chosen fields.

    14. Re:At you desk! by gweihir · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have to give these managers more credit: They are really trying to do the best they can: Having no skills themselves, the only reasonable metric is time spent at work! And Mayer reputedly excels at this. If a remote employee stares out the window, they are definitely not at work in that moment, while a non-remote employee doing the same thing is! So, from their perspective they are clearly boosting productivity.

      Just to make sure nobody misunderstands me:
      - Time is an unsuitable productivity metric for knowledge workers.
      - Working long hours is well known to massively decrease productivity due to significant increases in mistakes and wrong decisions.
      - The Dunning-Kruger effect is a lot more pronounced in "leadership" positions as these people often manage to effectively discourage honest feedback.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    15. Re:At you desk! by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

      Yes so we can spend it in meeting after meeting - and get noting accomplished.

    16. Re:At you desk! by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      never under estimate the productivity boost from the hallway conversation.

    17. Re:At you desk! by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

      Is youire french?

    18. Re:At you desk! by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well I don't work remotely, but if Bob kept popping his head over my cube I'd get annoyed with him fast, this is a reason I frequently work from home or starbucks or just any damn place other than my cube. There's a time of day to discuss problems, and there's a time of day to get work done. You schedule meetings for that discussion thing, you make them as short as possible, and you agree on a time of day when everyone needs to be available (usually "normal work hours", or the subset including all US time zones).

      You can do that via some live meeting method, or you can do it in a conference room. There is no difference, only some real dinosaurs who mostly haven't survived the industry think otherwise. The only possible objective here is that she has to lay off some people, she can't necessarily afford a layoff (i.e. severance, litigation risks, etc.), so she's changing a policy to cause people to voluntarily resign. The risk of course is that if people do not quit, and take her up on the relo, she may end up spending more.

      If Yahoo! is in SF, then I'd quit, it's too expensive and would require too much of a cost of living reduction. I imagine she's banking on that.

    19. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but teamwork is such bullshit! I'm sick of people throwing around that word like it's the word of the day. I don't go to work for the value of the team. I go to work to feed, shelter, and clothe my family. I don't go to work for the benefit of others outside my family. I volunteer for causes to help others outside of my family.

    20. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but teamwork is such bullshit! I'm sick of people throwing around that word like it's the word of the day. I don't go to work for the value of the team. I go to work to feed, shelter, and clothe my family. I don't go to work for the benefit of others outside my family. I volunteer for causes to help others outside of my family.

      Your employer must be lucky to have you on his "team".

    21. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes so we can spend it in meeting after meeting - and get noting accomplished.

      Where else would you accomplish noting?

    22. Re:At you desk! by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the case with me as well. The most tight-knit collaboration happens among the subset of people, both local and remote, who idle in an IRC channel we have. Whether someone uses IRC and is reasonably responsive on it is a much better predictor of connectedness to my own projects than when they're local or remote. That said, if they aren't going to use IRC, it's better to be local than remote.

    23. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I don't work remotely, but if Bob kept popping his head over my cube I'd get annoyed with him fast, this is a reason I frequently work from home or starbucks or just any damn place other than my cube. There's a time of day to discuss problems, and there's a time of day to get work done. You schedule meetings for that discussion thing, you make them as short as possible, and you agree on a time of day when everyone needs to be available (usually "normal work hours", or the subset including all US time zones).

      When you work on a production support team, the time to discuss problems is when they occur - you don't usually get to schedule production problems in advance. Bob could ignore your discussion and keep working on his own things, but if he's already seen the same problem you're talking about and has some insight about it, he'd be a dick if he didn't pop up and tell you about it and save you 2 hours of work trying to track it down.

      The only possible objective here is that she has to lay off some people, she can't necessarily afford a layoff (i.e. severance, litigation risks, etc.), so she's changing a policy to cause people to voluntarily resign. The risk of course is that if people do not quit, and take her up on the relo, she may end up spending more.

      The article said that this affects "several hundred people", so yeah, I'm sure that this is just a trick to trim a couple hundred people from their 11,000 person workforce.

    24. Re:At you desk! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a manager, the only way to really know if you are really utilizing your people is when they start failing. Otherwise, they might have more capacity.

      If you have a set amount of work to do, then you can measure who is finishing the work with quality and efficiency but even those measures are ineffective because not all work is the same. So if it is repetitive work you can rotate it around and maybe catch the total gold brickers.

      If you work with them on a daily basis and gather status from them - you can get some indication for who is doing a lot of work and who is not doing a lot of work. When we interviewed people said they had worked on 2-3 projects. At our company, on our team we were working 10-15 projects per person upper (management cut corners and missed a lot of SAP blueprinting) and we were graded on "all done or fail" basis.

      Now... two things did happen.

      1) After two years upper management laid almost everyone off (~80%) and brought in Infosys. The nasty bit... after two years of 70 hour weeks- we found out this had been in Legal for two years. I.e. they planned to use us up like batteries from the start and then toss us.

      2) Of the 20% of the people retained. Over half are gone. The SAP project is stalled until Infosys comes up to speed. And the surprise was this: Infosys didn't have enough trained resources. I hear a lot of $200 an hour contractors have been brought in... sort of negating the savings of laying everyone off. I expect it will resume moving again in the summer.

      So this is off topic from the remote worker (oh btw, they DID lay off every single remote employee while staffing up a bunch of people in india so watch out for being a remote employee because of the extra risk).

      This is the third major company that has done this that I'm aware of so my advice is if your company is going to SAP and they bring in Infosys- there is a very high risk that the plan is to lay you off right after all the hard work unless you are on enterprise architecture.

      The good news is- most of the people who god laid off found work in under 90 days working 45 hours a week. Moral: They should have left when management first called for them to work 70 hours unless they had been offered huge (and I'm talking a years salary) bonuses.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    25. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the extrovert's take on the matter.

      From an introvert: I find it comfortable to communicate online and I don't understand where this talk of "isolation" comes from. Any colleague is but an IM or a phone call away. I notice that when I'm in the office a lot more potential productive time is wasted on forced non-work related conversations. When I'm remote, I'm ridiculously productive and don't have to suffer from these unnecessary and unwelcome interruptions.

      I'm not saying I'm completely antisocial, but no, I don't care about what your kid got on his math test when we have a deadline to hit. Save that story for the after work beer gathering.

    26. Re:At you desk! by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Actually, no he didn't. A lack of face time does not lend itself to incorrect grammar.

    27. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Typical feminine perspective: maximizing social drama (or what most call 'communication' nowadays) matters more than results. I'm sure she'll also make sure everyone's dressed like fashion models too, because dresscode is more important than results.

    28. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Woosh*

    29. Re:At you desk! by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha ha... lordy, you kids with your spelling and grammar fanatacism... both Richard Stallman and Jim Gosling are notoriously bad spellers.

      --
      Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
    30. Re:At you desk! by Bodero · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're right... Remote working doesn't work when it's a small part of the team. The rest communicates via their usual face to face measures, and the remote worker is isolated.

      When the whole team works remotely, though, the methods of communication change to accommodate.

    31. Re:At you desk! by aminorex · · Score: 2

      Most people are not comfortable with different. I prefer not to work with those people, in part because they are unlikely to do anything innovative. The most creative, innovative, and diligent people I know are remote workers. They sometimes have one or two bad experiences before they find a team that can collaborate effectively in multiple modes and media. When they do, the results are magic.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
    32. Re:At you desk! by tylikcat · · Score: 1

      No, really, it's bad policy because it's bad policy - not because she's a woman.

      https://xkcd.com/385/

    33. Re:At you desk! by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Working long hours is well known to massively decrease productivity due to significant increases in mistakes and wrong decisions.

      This generally get compounded by the fact that "Working hours is ill defined." From the company point of view and the legally, the number of hours worked is from the time you get to work, to the time you leave work. The companies point of view nor the law change the fact that from the employees point of view and from a biological point of view, work begins when you start getting ready for work at home until you get back home in the evening. That and a lunch hour is not enough time to convert the time into non-work time. Thus, the standard work day for an employee with an hour commute is ~12 hours to start.

    34. Re:At you desk! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      As well as the productivity drain.

    35. Re:At you desk! by Bert64 · · Score: 2

      He is lucky, to have an honest employee...
      Corporations exist to increase profit for their owners, employees are considered as expendable resources and unfortunate necessities.
      Similarly, employees work because they are being paid, their primary goal is to earn money and they won't do anything that's for the benefit of the company if it's to the detriment of themselves.
      Anyone who says differently is lying, and is probably saying it because they think its what their boss wants to hear.

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    36. Re:At you desk! by tylikcat · · Score: 0

      *laughs*

      I am embarrassed - I was running late when I posted this, but I usually make at least half an effort at checking for typos. (Though I'll admit to being far more careful about my code than I am posting on random web sites.)

      And in fact... well, I used to have a programming job as such. These days I do neurobiological research, usually splitting wet lab work and writing computational models about half and half.

    37. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not always bad policy to have a remote workforce. Women value in-person interaction much more than men do. She's pulling the typical new-CEO routine of placing a personal stamp on things.

    38. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a manager, the only way to really know if you are really utilizing your people is when they start failing. Otherwise, they might have more capacity.

      I bet you don't vary pay proportionately with output, so the interest of any employee with a manager like this is to feign failure after ~40 hours of average-work-equivalent. That is, you are giving your best performers the incentive to work for, say, 20 hours a week and then pretend to fail after that. Thank you for informing me of this mind-set, now I'll be able to more quickly detect it and know to leave the sinking ship sooner rather than later.

    39. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a manager, the only way to really know if you are really utilizing your people is when they start failing.
      Otherwise, they might have more capacity.

      I'm going to drive my vehicle until it starts to fail. If you drive your people like you drive that vehicle, you'll be going
      through a lot of people. Your statement implies that you are more thoughtful to your mode of transport than another
      human being. It's sad that "educated" people think like this.

      God, I really hope you don't believe this nonsense. You'll have your people jumping off of your building; I've seen it happen.
      Constantly stressing someone just for sh**s and grins is a very poor substitute for management.

      BTW, how does one "start failing"?

      CAPTCHA = 'nearby'

    40. Re:At you desk! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Or a person to person phone call.

    41. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about a "feeling of teamwork", it's only about personal emotional needs. Some people need face to face contact or they develop some kind of anguish feeling and can't work. Some don't care one way or the other. Finally, some are overwhelm when they have to much face to face contact and become so stressed they can't work.

      Why should the world respond to the emotional need of only one type of people?

    42. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have worked in groups where we would communicate via IM even if we are just over the wall from each other.

      As do i now. Sometimes its better to send them an IM or email than distract them with a question out of left field. And yes, there needs to be in person face time too or the group will tend to fall apart.

    43. Re:At you desk! by BoRegardless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some studies have shown that an interruption where you totally lose focus for another discussion causes you to take 15-20 minutes to get "back into the groove" of complex work.

      I understand this from my own work when it is complex. It doesn't have to be difficult, but just involve many things the mind juggles when attempting to come up with the best solution or design.

    44. Re:At you desk! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      silicon valley person, here.

      my current place has so many non-english languages spoken (in cubes, in the hallway, etc) that even hearing people talk about work means NOTHING to me.

      should I say something to management? probably not. it would not be interpreted in the well-meaning fashion that I would have intended.

      but I definitely do NOT benefit from being on-site when almost no one speaks english as a first language and people fall back to their native tongues, even in the formal office environment.

      what do folks think about that? a US company where the office has very little english spoken in the hallways, cubes, etc.

      official meetings in conference rooms are in english, of course, but that's not what you were talking about in your post.

      maybe there's something I could comment on or help with - IF I only knew what they were talking about.

      personally, I find it rude, but again, I won't say anything about it at work. if they don't 'get it', my saying anything about it won't help any.

      but I might as well be at home since being there is not the benefit you listed.

      --

      --
      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    45. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He is lucky, to have an honest employee...
      Corporations exist to increase profit for their owners, employees are considered as expendable resources and unfortunate necessities.

      If you work for the right company, profit for the company also becomes profit for yourself. I get an annual bonus based on the company's performance, as well as stock option grants that may very well be worth several years of salary some day (but it's just as likely that they will be worthless - a good product doesn't ensure financial success) And we are small enough that my individual contributions can have a material effect on company performance. Well, more like if I screw up, it can have a hugely detrimental effect on the company's performance.

      Similarly, employees work because they are being paid, their primary goal is to earn money and they won't do anything that's for the benefit of the company if it's to the detriment of themselves.
      Anyone who says differently is lying, and is probably saying it because they think its what their boss wants to hear.

      I chose the company I worked for because I believe in the product they are selling and think that it's good for people and the environment, and I turned down a higher paying job to work for this company. Granted I have some hope of a financial reward in the future from stock options, but that's by no means assured and isn't my primary motivation for working. I like my job because I feel that I'm important to the company, and I get pretty much a blank check to buy any hardware/software that will make our product better or more reliable (within reason -- everything needs to be jusitified, but we've never been told "no" for something that had a good justification, we just finished a $750K server/storage upgrade project.

      My coworkers (and myself) are willing to put in long hours at times to help the company, which cuts into their own personal time, so yes, some employees *will* do something at the detriment of themselves even if it's only to benefit of the company. If I do my job right, after-hours support is rare, but it did take a few weekends to cutover to the new server/storage architecture. I personally delayed a long-planned vacation when it coincided with a large product demo so I could be at the office to help ensure things went smoothly. I was under no obligation to do so, but did so for the benefit of the company since what's good for the company is good for myself and my coworkers.

      I know there are plenty of workers that are only interested in a 9-5 job and have no interest in doing anything beyond the bare minimum to get a paycheck, but there are also a lot of workers that are interested in their company's success because they have a stake in it.

      If you're at a job where you feel that you are an "expendable resources and unfortunate necessities", why are you still there? The company could (and probably should) fire you at any time and they wouldn't even notice. My company could fire me at any time, but they would certainly experience some short to mid-term pain. Although I try to make myself as expendable as possible through good engineering and documentation, a good set of docs doesn't replace deep experience and understanding of the product.

    46. Re:At you desk! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Teamwork is the key of most lines of business. I don't see what this has to do with "outside causes". Good teamwork means people you can rely on when you need them and people who can rely on you when you're needed. This goes into all aspects of your job -- not just a bunch of meaningless "rah rah" cheer bullshit. It goes for keeping things smooth when two of your team are sick and need someone to check on their work load and help out. Or when dealing with scheduling. Or when cooperating to work with a client. I have benefited from great coworkers and an excellent team for most of my career.

      . . . But I don't see what being physically located near everyone else in the company helps. If you can't maintain team communication and teamwork between your own hosted jabber or IRC chat rooms and IM clients, email, the telephone and phone conferencing services, and video chat -- then you'll probably fail at successful team communication and teamwork in-person, too.

    47. Re:At you desk! by mgvrolijk · · Score: 1

      My department is spread over 3 jurisdictions. Whether I work from home or from my desk at the office makes little difference. Actually, that's not entirely true, since my office tend to be noisy, and the commute is a bitch, I'm far more productive working from home.

    48. Re:At you desk! by tylikcat · · Score: 1

      New CEO I'll grant you.

      And, for that matter, that "bad policy" is a gloss - I was responding to the "typical femine perspective" of the last commenter, and wasn't digging in to the policy implications. That being said, I do think forcing people into a single work mode, rather than working to accomodate individual styles is bad policy - and to change such arrangements on short notice even worse. Unless you're trying to undercut morale and reduce staffing. (I've been a manager, and this approach worked for me.)

      The problem with statements such as "Women value in-person interaction more than men do," is that they often create the false impression that these statements of probability can be applied willy-nilly to any particular men and women. In general, when looking at gender specific behavior patters, you have two gaussian distributions that are slightly offset from eachother. Which is to say that while there are in fact statistically significant differences between population, people are about as likely to be different from members of their own gender as they are any given member of the other gender. (Note, assuming two clearly distinct genders is also a gloss, I'm just being lazy.) To assume she does this because she's a woman is pretty ridiculous, even if women are slightly more likely to value in-person interaction.

      And I might mention, I'm a woman. Even a relatively extroverted one, at least by geek standards. Certainly there are things I prefer to do face to face (*grin* and let's face it, there are some things you only want to do face to face) but arbitrary work things? Not generally.

    49. Re:At you desk! by Viol8 · · Score: 0

      "I have worked in groups where we would communicate via IM even if we are just over the wall from each other."

      And some techies wonder why the rest of the company thinks they're oddballs. Jeeesus christ , it beggars belief.

    50. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a remote employee stares out the window, they are definitely not at work in that moment, while a non-remote employee doing the same thing is! So, from their perspective they are clearly boosting productivity.

      Your management style is way obsolete... In-house employees don't get a window any more, and therefore can't waste time staring out of it.

    51. Re:At you desk! by chaos_technique · · Score: 1
      Yes, excellent point.

      But "fanaticism", nevertheless.

      --
      Singe capitulard mangeur de fromage
    52. Re:At you desk! by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      +5 Insightful for this? Really? OK, I get it, Slashdotters are too cool for face to face conversations. If it gets you out of the "programmer zone" it's bad. Got it.

      Here's my anecdote:

      The best thing my current company did for the (software) product was to get people back in the office, working together. Before, it was a mix of people offsite, in other states, in other countries. Even inside the company, people who were supposed to be working together had cubicles all over the office, on different floors and different buildings. The result? Nobody talked to each other, requirements were mis-interpreted, and every little thing had to be documented because nobody was in the room when changes were made. Decisions (code and business) that could have been made over a 15 minute conversation instead took days of E-mail chains. Engineers, marketing people, managers, etc. locked themselves in their private little worlds and sent status reports at each other, and lo and behold, nothing was getting done.

      After a great deal of convincing, we ended that shit. Every significant contributor to the project (including developers, QA, project management, architecture, art, marketing, etc.) not only needs to be in the office, but they work in the same "war room". No cube walls to hide behind, no doors to lock, no screaming kids on conference calls. If there's a question about something, the person who knows is less than 20 meters away. If you need a quick over-the-shoulder code review, it's done. What is Marketing planning on calling this feature? Answered. Status reports became unnecessary, endless meetings and conference calls started going away. No more of this, "Jim is only going to be in town for three days, so we need to cram all the meetings in while he's here!" The little petty morale-killing stuff like "Why does he get to live in Utah on a California salary, while I have to pay rent in Mountain View?" went away. I can't begin to emphasize the difference this made in terms of productivity and collaboration, and morale.

      Don't underestimate the power of simply getting everyone in the same room talking. Companies that do it will have an edge over companies that don't.

    53. Re:At you desk! by felix+rayman · · Score: 1

      There are jobs where face time is important - there is a lot of knowledge sharing that happens informally just by being in the same office. For those type of jobs, you tell the remote workers either start coming in to the office or find another job.

      There are jobs were face time isn't important. For those type of jobs, you fire the US remote workers and hire someone in India, if being able to sort of speak English is important, or some other even more hellish Asian country if it isn't.

    54. Re:At you desk! by felix+rayman · · Score: 1

      "Were"? You idiot.

    55. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most tight-knit collaboration happens among the subset of people, both local and remote, who idle in an IRC channel we have.

      ... as opposed to IM, which does support group conversations in most systems but isn't often used in that mode, which is consistent with the "teamwork" point the previous AC made.

    56. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actual Real Life Event:

      My large blue employer terminated work from home several years ago. I now sit in a several hundred office cube farm with a shoulder level barrier between cubes that are 6 feet at most apart. For a long time no one sat across from me and only one, generally quiet, person to the side. Then a cube reshuffle happened.

      I come in early for some quiet time and to plan out the day. Cubes were reassigned so I now have 2 loud people across from me, one of them comes in early too. To further disable any concentration, this person regularly leads a conference call when he comes in. Now, how likely is it that a person could focus with that going on 4 feet away? Not exactly.

      A successful, smart business would realize theres a middle ground here, that some work from home is good and desirable. Yahoo is doing two things -
      1. A layoff without calling it a layoff.
      2. Undermining employees and will bring in a boat load of contract, mostly H1B / L1, employees to weaken any bargaining power employees have for raises, flexibility, compensation. I know this because I have lived it at my large blue employer.

      lastly: Actively resist in any manner the current "reform" of H1B etc. Tech companies are using its loop holes to bring in more supply of compliant foreign workers. They arent bring in the best and brightest as the program is designed to do, they are just increasing supply to weaken US workers bargaining power. Guess what, its working great for them!

    57. Re:At you desk! by blackC0pter · · Score: 1

      Take a look at studies and analyses comparing the physical location of team members to the amount of communication between them and then you really understand my she made this change at Yahoo:
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    58. Re:At you desk! by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Ma and Pa Kettle could talk.

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    59. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former Yahoo!, believe me, all they care about is perception.

    60. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, the remote workers thing is mostly a good idea except where:
      a) Security is paramount, eg software developers working on military projects
      b) Security and Privacy are at risk, eg most customer service/contact centers that use the last 4 digits of a SSN's as Verification
      c) The employee shall not have any expectation of privacy, eg where power-tripping management wants to see your butt in the chair the entire time and to only leave it for your 10-minute exactly coffee break and 30 minute-exactly lunch break.

      Now the thing is, (a) is basically government and Apple. (b) is customer service for any place which you have credit, eg banks, mobile phone carriers, and your electricity/gas/water company. And only their billing department. (c) is basically everyone who has a business model that is still entrenched in the 80's.

      Pretty much everyone else, which is all off-site and on-site tech support/help desk workers, all web developers (that's YAHOO), and pretty much anyone being paid less than 2x minimum wage should be expected to work remotely and not have a physical office to transit/commute to.

      In all honesty, the "office building" is a relic of the past. Let's store servers there, it's much more efficient than having to have lunch rooms for staff.

    61. Re:At you desk! by SteveFoerster · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is why working from home can be challenging for those people whose family members think, "Oh, you're here anyway, so it's not a big deal if I ask you a quick question or ask you to do some quick task."

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    62. Re: At you desk! by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      Kettles can, however, sing. Google it. They have Scottish accents.

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    63. Re:At you desk! by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is why working at the office can be challenging for those people whose coworkers/PHBs think, "Oh, you're here anyway, so it's not a big deal if I ask you a quick question or ask you to do some quick task."

      see what I did there?

    64. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your crap location demanding 70 hours/week is legal ? I would say Time To Emigrate !

    65. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a worldwide team and an IRC channel. That :Bob in the next cube" happens quite often. You don't need face time for that. Not even modern technology, IRC is older than my boots.

    66. Re: At you desk! by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      Some of us are lucky enough to work for something worthwhile.

      I work for a hospital in the UK. This means it is part of the NHS. This is a universal health care system funded by taxation. Someone told me that I could make a bit more doing IT support in what he called the "Real" world. Maybe true but I like what I do and where I do it.

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    67. Re:At you desk! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Well let's be honest hear, a large fraction of workers at home aren't actually doing a lot of work. Yes some do, hopefully most do, but quite a lot are doing less work than when they are in the office (even if you don't count meetings).

      And not everyone is set up to deal with the annoyance of instant messaging or video chat. Send an email is vastly preferable to me than the texting over IM in partial sentences and rambling conversations and abbreviations that no everyone knows. IM is the modern phone in a way, it says "talk to me now!" If it works for some people then great but it shouldn't be forced on someone just because Bob thinks email is for people over 30.

    68. Re:At you desk! by shentino · · Score: 1

      She's still the boss, and what the boss says goes.

      Merits of the orders aside, whether employees choose to obey or not will say more about their competence than it will that of the CEO who issued them.

    69. Re:At you desk! by Spectre · · Score: 2

      I understand this is legal in most of the US (FLSA exempt status is supposed to only apply to jobs where productivity is not tied directly to time working - but case law indicates that computer programming specifically is an "exempt" position as far as the federal government is concerned). Nearly all "at will" states permit your employer to fire you for not working whatever hours your boss demands, there are no standards for "unreasonable demands".

      From what I gather, this practice is not legal in most of Europe.

      As nice as moving to Europe sounds to me, family ties make that move a difficult one.

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    70. Re:At you desk! by Spectre · · Score: 1

      "former Yahoo!" is a pretty good description of the company overall.

      I'm amazed it hasn't ceased to exist yet, it stopped being even remotely relevant to anything over a decade ago.

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    71. Re: At you desk! by JonBoy47 · · Score: 1

      Yes but in the case of getting sidetracked at work, the activity you're being sidetracked into is much more likely to also be work related.

    72. Re:At you desk! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Unless you're dictating to someone or coding in binary, you'll have to spell at some point, and sloppy spellers will probably mistake equality for assignment in C a few times too, and the compiler doesn't throw a syntax error or undeclared variable on that.

    73. Re:At you desk! by Saxophonist · · Score: 1

      Statute, not just case law, says that computer programmers are (almost always) exempt employees. Because laws are not required to be sensible, you may note that the pay requirements to qualify for exemption are vastly different depending whether the programmer is paid hourly or salary. Hourly, the minimum pay for exemption is $27.63 per hour. For salary, the minimum pay is far less, specifically $455 per week ($11.38/hour assuming a forty-hour workweek).

      This is, of course, federal statute in the United States, and individual states may have different laws.

      Source: http://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/fairpay/fs17e_computer.htm.

    74. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CAPTCHA = 'nearby'

      Nobody gives a shit about your fucking captcha.

    75. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I left that large blue employer almost 5 years ago. I didn't realize how much "I" had "B"een "M"islead about the pay scale in the industry. They were robbing me blind compared to what others were willing to pay me!

    76. Re:At you desk! by afgam28 · · Score: 1

      http://xkcd.com/385/

      And also, both Yahoo and Google employees dress like slobs.

    77. Re:At you desk! by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Citations? I've met a lot of people who were poor spellers, who did great jobs in their chosen fields.

      People say I'm a great programmer but, sometimes, I'm a very bad smeller.

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    78. Re:At you desk! by hawguy · · Score: 1

      what language do they speak? what industry are you in? fast food? If so, how can you do that job at home?

      Given that he's in Silicon Valley, my first guess would be that he works in the tech industry. My first guess of language is Hindi, second guess is some form of Chinese (Mandarin?).

    79. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the thing: are they (and other followers of 'no remote working) going to nix any offshoring now? no? oh.. didn't think so.

    80. Re:At you desk! by dwpro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not that folks are "too cool". It's incredibly inefficient to break concentration on complex tasks for tedium that could be more appropriately handled in a scheduled meeting or even a simple email. The interrupter may get what they need, but it's at the cost of the company generally. I can't tell you how frustrating it is to be 4 threads deep debugging an issue only to have a project manager drop in to get simple information they could easily have requested by email.

      What's worse, I think many people understand how badly interruptions sets back our work. However, they only care about their own priorities/deadlines and believe that whatever they are working on is more important. Which, in some cases it might be, but many times it's not in my experience.

      I agree vehemently on the value of and face time and communication, but I cannot fathom how anyone attempting to focus on a challenging task could function in your described environment. I would expect slower development and more errors due to interruption. I'm guessing, since it sounds like it was your idea at your company, you're a little more attuned to the positive aspects of the decision.

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    81. Re:At you desk! by dissy · · Score: 1

      People say I'm a great programmer but, sometimes, I'm a very bad smeller.

      The thing about programming is as long as you always missmell your variables consistently, you'll be fine!

    82. Re:At you desk! by Aonghus142000 · · Score: 1

      People say I'm a great programmer but, sometimes, I'm a very bad smeller.

      Have you considered changing your soap?

    83. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the same, you just haven't adapted to technology and choose to blame that on him. You are holding things back and people like you are holding things back. Let go of this idea of "face to face" bullshit and let people just work.

    84. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Face to face conversations are annoying and stupid because people are annoying and stupid, and they become even more annoying and stupid in a large group. Let someone alone to do their work in a place where they are comfortable with rewards for hard work and dedication and you will have a good employee. Get a bunch of people together chatting in a group about a bunch of pointless bullshit and 5 minutes of productive conversation and you will have had nothing accomplished but "feeling good" about "being a team".

    85. Re:At you desk! by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      People say I'm a great programmer but, sometimes, I'm a very bad smeller.

      The thing about programming is as long as you always missmell your variables consistently, you'll be fine!

      It's worse when they are camelCass

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    86. Re:At you desk! by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      I was a gov't contractor for 8 years and worked in small cube farms (when at the contractor facility) but eventually got located to the actual gov't facility where 3k+ people worked. There were certainly distractions in both situations due to people (including myself) talking to their coworkers about certain things, not always work related. Our work still got completed. However, given the nature of our projects where we had project mgmt, software engineering, system engineering (me), integration and testing, and the infrastructure teams all working together every day, we needed that face time where 2 or 3 of us would sometimes have ad-hoc meetings to hash out some issue that cropped up that involved using a whiteboard.

      Fast forward through about 3-4 years of being onsite with the customer to when I took a job with a silicon valley company (I live on the East Coast). The first year of that position I was actually assigned to be an onsite tech for the same gov't agency and in the same facility I had been working as a contractor for the last 8 years. So not much changed. The contract expired last year and hasn't been renewed yet. So the plan was if that happened I'd just work from home as a member of the tech support team. So that's what I do now. Our structure is that the majority of the members work onsite in the silicon valley office. But even some of them don't commute everyday (if anything, due to traffic) and so work remotely from their homes. One person lives in the central US and only commutes every couple months and then there is me on the East Coast. I have only visited my company HQ 3 times since I started and will have a 4th trip next week.

      How do things go in that situation? I won't deny that face time is always a good thing when working out problems but most of the time in tech support if you have enough experience then you can handle most issues on your own anyway. All of us sometimes have an issue we aren't sure about so we rely on IM and email to find out if someone has already encountered the issue before. We'll still chat over IM to still simulate the office banter to keep ourselves entertained but we are able to focus on support cases better, I think, because we can *choose* when to have the typical office distractions. Of course, our office distractions over IM are definitely more invisible than people laughing loudly in the cube next door. And, at least for me, 3 people carrying on loudly doesn't bother me because I'm at home.

      Is working from home perfect for everyone and for every job? Definitely not. Even if someone has a job like I do in tech support their home life may not be conducive to the job and vice versa. Luckily, I have a reasonably well set up home office and I've worked out how to organize and layout everything with the space I have. My wife eventually moved her office downstairs away from me so we wouldn't distract each other. We don't have kids but we do have 3 dogs. So we don't have kids constantly running around and being loud but the dogs do need tending to. My job allows me to do that as a way to take a break from being on the phone with customers. An important item to note here is that our manager and our manager's manager trust us to work when we're not in the office. And they of course can see if we do by looking at our support case statistics. They understand that, at least for us in tech support, it can be stressful, and working from home can be a stress reliever (again, if your home life is conducive to that). Those who can't manage time wisely and get easily distracted will probably have trouble working in an office environment or at home. But if their family life isn't conducive to working from home then they will probably have a more difficult time at home because kids don't always understand that daddy has to be left alone for a while but co-workers do understand that (except for occasional office pranks).

      Another thing that helps greatly in my opinion is that, since I'm in the tech support dept, most conversations that occur between us and the

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    87. Re:At you desk! by tftp · · Score: 1

      what do folks think about that?

      You are getting language lessons for free and still complaining?

      Note that those *are* the languages that are on the rise. You are already outnumbered. Tomorrow you will not have a job in the USA - but you would be welcome in those countries (India and China.) Take the opportunity and at least learn the basics.

    88. Re:At you desk! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I suppose you're one of the types that yells over the cube walls from their chairs and annoys everyone else in the room?

    89. Re:At you desk! by J-1000 · · Score: 1

      Right on. The ability to simply know what's going on eliminates the need for most of the frivolous stuff that destroys productivity. Communication is fundamental. People are too quick compromise on that simply because we have fancy technology, and because they can't stand the thought of sharing a building with other people.

      But be careful about stuffing everyone in a war room. It worked out for you, awesome. I can see it working great for crunch time too. But it only works if you have the right people in the room. I'm not for cube farms, but I'm not for a complete lack of personal space and/or privacy either.

      There's got to be a better middle ground. Maybe instead of having cubes, have walled-off areas with smaller groups of people. That, at least, allows people to separate themselves from those who they are incompatible with, and allows you to isolate the Pig Pens and Chatty Cathy's. There are people I work with that, although I like them, I'm glad I have some sort of separation from them.

      Oh, and in a war room it sucks to be the guy with his monitor facing the manager's desk. That's just wrong.

    90. Re:At you desk! by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      The first 10 years of my professional programming life was on a remote team, where everyone else was in the same place. Gradually people moved around and it became about half local and half remote.

      It's not just what the team is comfortable with - some people work better in a social environment where they can run ideas by others or think out loud. Some people are great at taking direction and completing it with little or no interaction above what is necessary.

      There are many different dynamics at play, and no one will be able to capture what is optimal for a general setting.

      This story is not about what is optimal, it's about what the Yahoo exec team thinks is the right move. Dropping intellectual capital in order to ensure everyone is working together is a trade-off, and one that most large companies wrestle with at some point or another. Do you keep the truly exceptional people, or lose them to your competition?

      There is a business driver behind this move, and it has nothing to do with making the most accommodating environment to maximize productivity and happiness of the workers. If the business dies, the employee's job is going to go away anyway, so you have to expect this sort of thing at times as a trade-off for being employed. As the offer says, you can quit if you don't like it.

      And as for the people who were hired being able to telecommute - unless you have a contract in writing guaranteeing that, which you don't unless you are a contractor, here's your introduction to the world of CxO suiters making decisions that you aren't happy with. It will happen again, get used to it. Now go start your own business, or look for another job.

    91. Re:At you desk! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Wow... so many anonymous cowards in this discussion.

      This is inherently true. You can't know for sure if they are really failing or not.

      The "best" workers kill themselves working 60 hours a week to reach the company stretch goals and do whatever it takes to succeed even if it literally kills them.

      I've seen "best" workers work til they had black eyes from lack of sleep to meet completely unreasonable goals while smarter workers who didn't do that were fired or left for other companies.

      But unless they were failing... then upper management iterated and set EVEN MORE aggressive goals for the next work cycle. Because people hadn't failed yet.

      ONLY when people failed did upper management change. And that was after firing some people and threatening people and cheerleading people and offering relatively minor bonuses and forcing people to work weekends.

      Then they would pull people in and say, "you guys are great-- really hard workers, and you know... we realize that the schedule isn't realistic. So we are going to let it fall back for 4 weeks. Everyone rejuice and then we're going to hit it hard again... because you guys are the best workers in the world and we know we actually have to hold you back from overworking!"

      And the ENTIRE time, they were planning on laying everyone off and replacing them with infosys. Multiple people died, several heart attacks, multiple folks with cancer during the project. The reality is, this kind of stress and workload is shortening your telemeres measurably and reducing your lifespan. This is why you need to avoid being in a position where you have to work however they want you to or lose everything.

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    92. Re:At you desk! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Yup. We had multiple deaths on the project. And multiple folks with cancer. And multiple heart attacks.

      They didn't care. They were planning all along to lay everyone off and replace them with Infosys after two years. And they did just that on the originally scheduled project completion date even tho the project was only 5% completed.

      But even at a rational place-- as long as people are making deadlines and delivering working code, you are not failing.

      When people start to miss deadlines and produce poor quality code they have "started failing".

      At that point, you look at the workload.

      If four people are working on two hundred hours of projects each and each is failing on one project out of that work while working over time already, then you know you've over-scheduled them. Reprioritize the work and remove one project each.

      If three are doing just fine without over time and one is failing with overtime, then you give them training or you realize one project is worse than you thought or you replace them because they suck.

      But you can't just ASK people because some will always say they can handle more (even when they can't ) and some will always say they can't handle more when they are really working at 50% capacity.

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    93. Re:At you desk! by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      she's still the boss...for now.

      she's not even a Carol Bartz

    94. Re:At you desk! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Crap location == most of the united states.

      With additional laws for computer people.

      There is no amount of hours (even 24 hour shifts) which is not legal for computer people in the U.S.

      They can order you to work a 12 hour shift after a 12 hour shift and fire you if you don't do it. It's really bad.

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    95. Re:At you desk! by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      Don't underestimate the power of simply getting everyone in the same room talking.

      And yet things like, oh, let me think... Linux, Apache, and dozens of other open-source software that is the backbone of the 'net (not to mention compilers like gcc and clang) somehow gets done by people scattered all over the planet.

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    96. Re:At you desk! by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 2

      I don't see any problem with this at all.

      Some problems can take an hour just to fit them in your head to begin working on them. If someone interrupts you then you have to start over pretty much. If someone sends you an IM you can respond when you are available, if someone walks into your office and interrupts you then you lose it all while they ask talk to you.

      Asking not to be disturbed usually does not work if the other person is not some kind of technical person. Most other people don't seem to identify with the idea that some problems take a very long time just to get to where you can work on them.

      Try debugging a complex database issue or designing a distillation column with multiple feeds and outlet streams and both are going to take a significant mental effort just to untangle before you can even begin to figure it out. This is why all technical people should have offices with doors!

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    97. Re:At you desk! by noh8rz10 · · Score: 0

      well guess what I'm in SV too and I don't know any tech companies where hindi or mandarin is spoken on site. there's outsourcing of course... but they're elsewhere.

      so that's why i conclude that he works in fast food and his colleagues speak spanish. prove me wrong.

    98. Re:At you desk! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      And when you are literally working 7am to 7pm AT work including working through lunch because they bring food to your desk, then your real work hours are more like 14.

      And if you stay til 7:30 or 8:00 to wrap something up it's worse.
      And if they call you in on saturday until you meet the step goal, it's worse.
      And if they call you in on sunday until you meet the step goal, it's worse.

      Now that I know what I know, if a company every tries that on me again, I'll walk out the day they declare mandatory 7 to 7's. It already means they don't respect you and just view you as a battery to use up and toss aside.

      You are literally giving up your life for them. Even if they were paying you 200k a year, that's one healthy year of your life gone so consider it carefully.

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    99. Re: At you desk! by mverwijs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes but in the case of getting sidetracked at work, the activity you're being sidetracked into is much more likely to also be work related.

      The subject of the interruption matters nothing to the deadline not made.

    100. Re:At you desk! by Ambassador+Kosh · · Score: 1

      Some problems take a lot of mental effort to even begin on working on. If you have very good hearing being in a large group like that means you will just never get any work done.

      If I worked somewhere with constant interruptions and people asking me questions while in the middle of designing a system I would leave if a solution could not be found. After working for myself for 10 years and returning to school to have a change I am aware of how important communication is but it can also be excessive.

      If I am designing a complex system and you interrupt you for a 15 minute conversation you could easily have blown several hours of work. From other technical people I have found that they will listen to "not right now" but for some reason marketers, managers, sales etc people don't seem to understand that. They will usually continue to push the issue about talking to them right then until you lose your train of thought.

      I work best when I can work in silence. We can go over stuff as designated times but if you want a separation process to work, or organism to be engineered correctly or a simulation to work right then interruptions are going to seriously set back the time it takes to do that.

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    101. Re:At you desk! by thegameiam · · Score: 1

      I'm curious where you work...

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    102. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I definitely do NOT benefit from being on-site when almost no one speaks english as a first language and people fall back to their native tongues, even in the formal office environment.

      what do folks think about that? ...

      official meetings in conference rooms are in english, of course,

      Then they chime in at meetings with broken fucking English and are a pain to understand. God forbid I have to listen to them present in their fucked up version of the English language or worse, reading the papers they write in broken grammar.

      I would give them a pass if they didn't try to avoid using English whenever they can. No wonder they never learn it.

    103. Re:At you desk! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Working in isolation can sometimes be more productive. But if the work is moving on quickly, people away from the office have latency. Also, certain spontaneous things just cannot happen. I remember rewriting a critical internal component of a rather core library since the original version, my rewrite, the other guy's rewrite and my re-rewrite had reached the limits of their flexibility, generality and performance. Like I said---a critical part. So I wandered over to discuss it with someone, and started some pair programming. A third person overheard and joind us. We probably ended up arguing back and forth oover the design on every line of code.

      The end result hasn't needed to be rewritten or even modified in 7 years.

      And honestly, it's a piece of code I'm proud of.

      I've also found it harder to work with genuinely remote workers and I've found that the team spirit or whatever it is is harder to achieve. I've also worked at a Very Large Orgnisation, where we were all on-site but the critical people (for me) were within walking distance, so I could go over to their office. That was probably the best of both worlds in some ways, but I wouldn't like to rely on such a setup since that project was run by someone who was an utter genius at project managment, so it probably would have worked whatever happened.

      Also on a final note, I would point you at:

      http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/YouAndYourResearch.html

      search for "door closed". The piece is a very well written peice (and not very nice) about research careers, but I think that section has enough in common with programming. After all in both, you have to move with the times almost brutally and continously solve new problems and learn new things to stay on top.

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    104. Re:At you desk! by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      You're right... Remote working doesn't work when it's a small part of the team. The rest communicates via their usual face to face measures

      Sometimes. Often, people sitting right next to each other use IM to communicate. They don't need to be in the same room, but their bosses force them to show up every day. That wastes their time commuting which could be spent developing instead.

    105. Re:At you desk! by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      It's been my experience that the developers want to create the best product possible. They are all adults. Why not treat them like adults? Hell, why not treat them like professionals? How about instead of a bunch of top-down solutions, we let teams decide for themselves how to organize. Let them decide if they need to come into the office or whether they can work from home.

    106. Re:At you desk! by thereitis · · Score: 1

      It's not the same, that's why it's important to have face-to-face meetups every X months.

    107. Re:At you desk! by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      Not a bad post overall, but I'm going to disagree with you on this statement:

      As a manager, the only way to really know if you are really utilizing your people is when they start failing. Otherwise, they might have more capacity.

      Keeping closer tabs on your workers can help. My spouse and I share responsibilities in our household. She doesn't need to "start failing" before I recognize that she needs help -- and she's not a person who asks for help. There are other indicators she gives off when she is overloaded with work. Because I interact with her, I know what these queues are. The closer you are to someone, the less you need these bogus metrics.

      Let me ask you this: when your worker fails -- is it because they are overworked or is it because you didn't give them the right opportunities and training to solve the problem?

      If this work is in IT, there's also a good chance you've also severely demoralized them when they do fail. I suggest the book Leading Geeks. Very good stuff and it was recommended to me by friend who is an IT manager

    108. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have a log of what was asked and what was answered, rather then not.

    109. Re:At you desk! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I worked at a company that had almost their entire workforce working from home, we were low on office space so using remote workers saved us a lot of money since we didn't have to rent new office space to accommodate them and we didn't have to have enough desks to handle the holiday rush that would sit empty for the rest of the year

      There's another reason to hire remote workers: it's much easier to convince someone to take the job when they don't need to relocate. With some professions, like software development (and especially certain specialities within software engineering), it's not that easy to find a qualified candidate for the position, and the longer that position sits unfilled, the more money you're losing because you're not able to get the work done, and are missing your opportunity. Now, what if your company isn't located in a hot spot like the Bay Area, but rather some place that doesn't have lots of software engineers available, like Detroit or Nashville or Oklahoma City? In short, having lots of remote workers is a viable alternative to having no workers at all.

    110. Re:At you desk! by IICV · · Score: 1

      Nobody talked to each other, requirements were mis-interpreted, and every little thing had to be documented because nobody was in the room when changes were made. Decisions (code and business) that could have been made over a 15 minute conversation instead took days of E-mail chains.

      It sounds like your office had a severe communication issue, which you resolved by getting people to talk to each other.

      There's ways to do that which don't rely on putting everyone in the same room. Yes, they require more discipline, but it's worked great for other companies - for instance, here's a StackOverflow blog post about it.

    111. Re:At you desk! by Tamerlin · · Score: 1

      You hit it right on. I was going to write that Marisa was basically admitting that she was a lousy leader and was pandering to her lousy underling managers, but you beat me to it. It's probably correct to surmise that she's trying to get rid of people without laying them off so that she can replace them with mindless dolts who are culturally programmed to put in many, many hours without complaint, even when they don't have the faintest idea as to what they're doing, which is most of the time.

    112. Re:At you desk! by pbasch · · Score: 1

      Well put. There is a middle ground. Some work from home can lead to higher productivity, sometimes being in the office can lead to lower productivity. And vice versa. The premise is, I suppose, that mgmt can control what goes on in the office, but not outside. I think the commenter is probably correct that this is an effort to weaken the workers' negotiating position. There may also be an element of proving to future boards of directors that she can be as "tough" (i.e., as stupid and mean) as any male executive, and that she won't cut working moms any slack. Allowing single moms to work from home would be seen as "favoritism", I'm sure. And allowing new parents leave would be seen as "European". ON THE OTHER HAND, if the issue is that they had a lot of international workers collaborating remotely with US offices, and THAT is the practice that she is curtailing, this might be better for US workers. Therefore, that's probably not what's happening...

    113. Re:At you desk! by Cruxus · · Score: 1

      Everyone's different. For me, too much quiet and inactivity around me actually wrecks my concentration. I like a certain level of activity, interaction, and dynamism to keep me feeling engaged. Unfortunately, I work in an office where it's almost always very quiet, and people diligently sit in their cubicles. The end result is that my brain is mush by the afternoon; in comparison to that, working from home is more productivity because at least I can be more relaxed, move around, etc. We do have our team scattered across a few offices to begin with, so almost everything requires screen sharing and conference calls anyway.

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    114. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely it depends what your goals are? Do you care about quality, productivity, or just "communication"? I've worked in several places where there was so much communication there was little time left for work! I currently work in an organizations where we hardly ever meet irl, communicate when we need to, and get things done. There are just as many studies that show that developers in particular are *way* more productive if not subject to random interruptions. In my last corporate role I wanted to give my team an office each. And had the budget to do it. But instead, me and my own boss were made to move from a shared office to one each. Nuts :) But as someone else said, she's the boss, it's her responsibility, if you don't like it, find or make somewhere that does...

    115. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The good news is- most of the people who god laid off found work in under 90 days working 45 hours a week. Moral: They should have left when management first called for them to work 70 hours unless they had been offered huge (and I'm talking a years salary) bonuses.

      Sorry, no mod points today, but this is the best advice I've seen here this week :)

    116. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the skype chat/call with your colleague 5000 miles away, same thing, and I don't even have to go to my hallway :)

    117. Re:At you desk! by El+Rey · · Score: 1

      Yup. We do the same thing except with groups on Skype. The team conversation is never closed. Multi-person audio call is just one button click away.

      Been trying to get them to try Google Hangouts for the 6 way video but everyone is already on Skype.

      Skype screen sharing sucks (image quality is bad), but join.me is clearer and good enough for us at the moment.

      All free as in beer.

      All devs are using Mac OS X. I seem to recall the last time I tried Skype on Linux that it was not as nice as the Win / Mac clients. So maybe not great for a Linux shop.

      Honestly though, we had the same kinds of problems in the big multinational company I used to work for, even without telecommuters. I had people on my team in NY, DC, Bangalore, UK, and Charlotte that all needed to work together.

    118. Re:At you desk! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      In Germany, forcing anybody to work more than 10 hours a day, 5 days a week is considered on the same level as physical assault, as it is well known that this will decease employee health fast. An employer has a legal obligation to preserve employee health though.

      I do not see any reason to assume people in other parts of the world are more resilient. It is also well known that from about 6h/day upwards (5 day week) productivity for knowledge workers does not increase and starts to drop off massively from 45-50h/week upwards, just with a delay of about one week. That means you can sprint for one week if a deadline looms, but it requires 1-2 weeks of lower than normal load to recover the original productivity levels afterwards. The same is true for physical laborers (factory), just that they peak at 8h/day with a 5 day week. Incidentally, the supporting research is in part quite old. In the industrial revolutions, people like Henry Ford found out that working his factory workers for more than 40h/week decreased their overall productivity, so he and others aimed for that optimum. Unfortunately, today's managers are far less educated in their core skills and many do not know this, even if it is pretty obvious today (it was not during the industrial revolution).

      In short: The 40h week is not anything intended to help people or treat them humanely, it is the productivity optimum for physical workers and the one for mental workers is lower.

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    119. Re:At you desk! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. This is not only an admission of utter failure, it is one of utter incompetence and cluelessness. I expect that when the whole venture fails catastrophically (as it is bound to now), here Google-"rockstarness" will have faded completely. If she is smart (but utterly without ethics), she will enact a lot of changes like these, then get out before it becomes obvious they were completely wrong. Reminds me a bit of what Charley Fiorina did to HP.

      My personal experience is that if I have to deliver high quality (the only level that matters in anything strategic), I have to work significantly less than a normal week. Inspiration, insight and understanding cannot co-exist with stress.

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    120. Re:At you desk! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      True, windows have been replaced by Windows today.

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    121. Re:At you desk! by fredprado · · Score: 1

      I am interrupted far more often when I am working at the company than when I am working at home.

    122. Re:At you desk! by laweez · · Score: 1

      Apparently my employer thinks so.

    123. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man, Indian jibber jabber gets things done. Hoodum boodum boodum!

    124. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no reason to be in a building with people 60 hours a week to work. Just ridiculous.

      I have been in successful companies in both situation (cubicle vs. distance) and they both work but I will say that those work environments where everyone is stuck in a cube are not the most creative or productive.

      I have also had the chance to build my own teams for organizations and it does work very well, but only for people who are not institutionalized. I am currently building a new team for a company that I was hired to rebuild and it will only consist of distance workers. Those who are institutionalized need not apply - and well, I have most of the team anyway so there you go.

    125. Re:At you desk! by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. My family units are clearly less well trained than yours.

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    126. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She can also be doing employee evaluations and looking for places to start trimming the fat. Those that say screw you I'm not coming in or relocating just made her job easier, the ones that do come in or relocate just may find they did it for nothing. She's a CEO putting employees throught the ringer and then firing them is what they do best... Just a thought.. She could be a very nice person, or she could be the typical upper brass BITCH that pisses on you as she walks by and tells you its raining just because she can..

    127. Re:At you desk! by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      I europe we don't have cubicles. We have this new advanced layout called open plan. You know - where you can actually talk to the person next to you.

    128. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using screensharing and IM/phone just isn't the same.

      Agreed. But what about Skype? Screen-sharing? Other technologies?

    129. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Don't underestimate the power of simply getting everyone in the same room talking

      If I'm talking I'm not working. I get paid to operate a keyboard.

    130. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anecdotal evidence is anecdotal.

    131. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh PLEASE let the VA follow suit. By all that is holy, let the Dept. of Veterans Affairs reexamine their “remote slacker” policy. Patients records lost? Get IT to find them. Facebook is slow? Call the IT department! We have an emergency! Remote workers can't get to facebook!

    132. Re:At you desk! by J-1000 · · Score: 1

      Even professionals need leadership. I don't view this particular move as disrespectful. It's not strictly a money grab, it's not exploitative, it's not done from a place of ignorance, and it comes at a time when a drastic cultural change is needed. In many respects Yahoo needs a reboot. Mayer can and should make a big splash to establish a new work culture baseline and hopefully bring about a new perspective for everyone working there.

      The no-telecommute policy, in one fell swoop, encourages a lot of employees to make a decision on whether or not they choose to follow Mayer's new direction. It could end up being a great decision.

      That said I'm glad my workplace allows me to telecommute from time to time.

    133. Re:At you desk! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Thanks,

      What I'm saying is this.

      I ask you if you are fully loaded.

      You say, "yes, I can't handle any more work."

      Is that true or false?

      Okay, so I'm forced to give you another project. You complete it successfully and you complete the rest of your assigned work.

      Hmmm. But you said you were fully loaded... yet you somehow did another project without anything failing.

      Now we get really crazy conditions and i give you three more projects and you finish all of them successfully on top of your regular workload.

      Heck, we could do this infinately!

      But then at five extra projects you start failing. Now I have an indication that I've truly reached your capacity. You are failing.

      But wait, you are working on seven projects and everyone else on the team is doing ten projects. Are you fully loaded or not?

      You could be failing due to lack of training, because your daughter is sick, you are breaking up with your husband, you are disengaged because I didn't nominate you for a "star award", or one of the projects is really harder than we expected, or you are just failing intentionally to hold down the workload because you like spending two hours a day on slashdot and taking long walks in the woods around your house.

      It amazes me how no one comments on the part above how some remote workers are effective and do a good job and others are not. At least two lit into me over the remote worker who no one could ever reach without a 15 minute plus delay while ignoring the fact that my comment about both kinds of remote workers shows that when a remote worker works, I notice it.

      The ultimate metric is work. If you need 10 projects a month and everyone is producing 10 projects a month and one person is doing 5 projects a month then something is wrong. So you dig in and try to find out what it is.

      You're right. As a manager it's my job to cheerlead, keep a close track of work and work blockages, to develop a good idea of who overestimates projects and who underestimates projects, who will work late when needed, and how you can reward each person as individuals for work well done to motivate them.

      Some want recognition- some absolutely do NOT want recognition except privately between you and then- some want gift cards- some do the math and thing gift cards are stupid- some like a couple hours off - others find that to be of no value.

      So.. some workers are good- and some workers are indeed really bad. Forced ranking forces you to get rid of them but otherwise they just get moved around and do less than everyone else. Fortunately, most of them are just in the wrong slot or have a problem which can be addressed to bring them back to good status.

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    134. Re:At you desk! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree with you more

      BUT

      Some people can work effectively more than 40 hours per week. Some people can work effectively for 60 hours a week.

      So some companies would prefer to only have those employees who can work effectively 60 hours a week and to eliminate anyone who can only work effectively 40 hours a week.

      Effective hours per week is a bell curve like any other trait.

      What gets me is that some people apparently PREFER to work 60 hours a week over having a life.

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    135. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what do folks think about that? a US company where the office has very little english spoken in the hallways, cubes, etc.

      Are you kidding? I don't think anything of it. Would you think it's rude for the employees at a Chinese grocery to speak Chinese? (I hope your answer is no.) Why would those reasons not apply to a US software company predominantly staffed by Chinese people?

      It's not rude; it's the most efficient way for them to communicate. Don't get me wrong - I can see how that might suck for you.

    136. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree this is very likely what is happening, and I watched it happen to a large blue company as well, likely the one you are referring to. The best part is when you read the mission statements from higher up that basically say they are making money by throwing away their talent and hiring cheap less accountable workers to replace talented committed employees.

    137. Re:At you desk! by FreekyGeek · · Score: 1

      I europe we don't have cubicles. We have this new advanced layout called open plan. You know - where you can actually talk to the person next to you.

      I don't WANT to talk to the people next to me, Mr. Advanced European. The people next to me are idiots. I don't want to hear them, either. I want to concentrate on my work and have a teeny shred of pretend privacy instead of being interrupted and distracted by everything going on in a busy office. If I need to talk to someone, it's hardly much of an effort to get up and go talk to them. It's infinitely preferable to be able to do that when I want/need to than be forced to 100% of the time. So kindly spare us your smug attitude. Also, we have "open plan" here for companys that don't care about employee productivity.

    138. Re:At you desk! by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      That's why we also have headphones. Its accepted that if I'm wearing my headphones I'm in "do not disturb" mode. As it happens today I'm working from home because I needed to. We tend to work with set days when everyone's in the office and other days when everyone isn't. That way you don't end up in the office and find people not there that you actually want to face to face with.

    139. Re:At you desk! by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      My company in the UK has both Asians (Indian sub-continent and Chinese) and Europeans so there are plenty of languages. There might be Hindi in the kitchen and Polish in another room. And so on... You just get used to it. You also get to understand a bit of it...

    140. Re:At you desk! by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      You say, "yes, I can't handle any more work." Is that true or false? Okay, so I'm forced to give you another project. You complete it successfully and you complete the rest of your assigned work. Hmmm. But you said you were fully loaded... yet you somehow did another project without anything failing. Now we get really crazy conditions and i give you three more projects and you finish all of them successfully on top of your regular workload. Heck, we could do this infinately!

      I'm just learning about this management technique and it will drive a person like me to hate you as my boss. Here's why.

      I think of my job like jogging and sprinting. For the most part, I jog. When my boss tells me "I need this", then I'll try to sprint for a bit to get it done then go back to jogging. I do this because I have respect for my boss and sometimes things just need to be done in a timely fashion. What you must understand is that when I sprint, I have to rest afterward. With this management technique that you're stating, I'll be sprinting forever because everything is an emergency, because I don't know what your real priorities are or when things are due or how fast you need something. You just give me things to do until I can't take anymore. Eventually I just collapse and lay on the ground then I look like I'm loafing around. I can't even stand or walk. Now, I have to hide my loafing from you and when you're around or monitoring me, I have to limp along just to get anything done. This is ripe for burn out. As a matter of fact, this kind of technique probably helped burn me out at multiple jobs. It's just taken me 10 years to figure it out.

      Pushing until failure also means quality suffers. I deliver high quality work when I jog or walk. In a sprint, my programming becomes more copy and paste. It becomes more spaghetti code. Maintainability suffers. I deliver crap to you. I sacrifice long term gain for short term gain. This is not good for the company. This is not good for you. It's not good for me. Not when you're looking at doing this to me infinitely. It's your job as manager to help me understand when I need to jog and when I need to sprint. I know that sometimes I need to sprint because real emergencies happen. It's part of the job. It's your job to help me understand what needs to be done at regular speed vs done really quickly. When I see jobs pile up, I try to get through the backlog and speed things up. I start sprinting. When I sprint, you also need to let me know that it's ok to stand around for a while afterward to catch my breath before I go back to jogging.

      You're right. As a manager it's my job to cheerlead, keep a close track of work and work blockages, to develop a good idea of who overestimates projects and who underestimates projects, who will work late when needed, and how you can reward each person as individuals for work well done to motivate them.

      Some want recognition- some absolutely do NOT want recognition except privately between you and then- some want gift cards- some do the math and thing gift cards are stupid- some like a couple hours off - others find that to be of no value.

      I have no personal experience here, but books I've read and my observation tends to seem like these are correct statements. I don't envy your job. I prefer mine. On a personal note, I'm a pretty good estimator of time... except when it comes to programming. I'd actually love help from my bosses to figure out how to better estimate programming.

      Hope this helps.

    141. Re:At you desk! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Good concepts.

      Remember your boss has a boss and that boss has a boss and so on. And the real decision about the total workload was made somewhere way up the chain.

      Your boss can be a prick about it or they can do the best they can but ultimately there is along chain of "deliver or be fired" and that can apply to the entire organization. If your organization can't deliver the work and another one can, then your company will choose them. And other organizations lie and temporarily sprint to give a false impression they can do more than they really can.

      When the big boss asks "how long to do this huge project" and one group says 5 week and your group says "no way- this is at least a 9 week project", the work goes to the other group and then they plead special circumstances for taking 9 weeks. Maybe even one of them gets fired or moved around.

      I've been involved with hundreds of projects as a manager at this point and here is what works for me. Get people's estimates and then record their actuals. It becomes clear very quickly who overestimates and who underestimates. Some people always say 40 and it turns out to be 80. Others say 40 and it turns out to be 20.

      It's not just lying on the people's part. They are just over or under confident. But you can very rapidly establish a baseline which is reasonably useful and accurate for each person within a half dozen projects.

      As far as estimating projects- the big bosses usually have a deadline in mind but prefer reliability over accuracy. Sure --- you MIGHT be able to do it in 7 weeks but if you can 99% likely do it in 12 weeks, that's usually preferable because once they tell the customer 12 weeks, you face a loss of business if you miss the deadline.

      Anyway back to the main point-- in an ideal world- once I do determine your actual capacity then I back it off by a project or two and give push back to the bosses by asking which project they want to drop when they want to add something early. My manager probably does the same thing tho I've had a couple who seemed to say yes to everything (it's how you get promoted i guess).

      Now this is going to sound odd- but working you at the right level, you may actually have more fun as a worker. Your skills will be hotter because you are working on more stuff. You are less bored. I can nominate you for more recognition awards (if you like them and are not embarrassed) You'll always have some water cooler and slashdot time and bill paying time.

      Management doesn't care about the coding quality of the work- they care if it passes the regression testing. They don't care if the next project will take longer. I came to hate SOX because they don't approve refactoring and you have to explain every coding change to them and they only approve code exactly to the project. When I was a programmer I was a natural maintenance programmer and code polisher so I see the value of those activities.

      However, IT has become a hellhole at most companies because they are not backing off after discovering capacity, they work you on holidays, they work you nights and weekends. I retired this january. I've spent a couple months chilling, playing games, reading game of thrones. I'm going to need to find something to do as I only just turned 52. I may do massage therapy or teach english over seas. I have enough money to last me until age 90 and my estimated death age is 82.

      I've thought about writing some rpg utilities on my android for personal use. It would be nice to code for fun again. It's been about 8 years since I was able to code for fun.

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    142. Re:At you desk! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      He's just typing with a Somerset accent.

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    143. Re:At you desk! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      iPots can.

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    144. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wearing headphones while working is unprofessional.

      Signed,
          Your friendly neighborhood PHB

    145. Re:At you desk! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Do you know what a cubicle is? If you want to talk to the person next to you, it's easy: stand up.

      And don't presume to speak for 300+ million people, you slimy frog midget rapist.

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    146. Re:At you desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it quite funny that with all that experience from one of the most innovative firm in the world, chose a way of working that is so old fashioned? Of course human interaction is important but it varies dependent on nature of job, phase in a project, time during the day etc. In addition, technology help us to work very easily remotely- with speech, visuals etc. This decision will hurt people that don't live in big cities (close to work) and women- trust me

  2. bullet in the head by Yonder+Way · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After years of twitching on the gurney, Mayer is finally putting a bullet in Yahoo's head.

    1. Re:bullet in the head by lightknight · · Score: 5, Funny

      The meetings will continue until something gets done around here.

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      I am John Hurt.
    2. Re:bullet in the head by Dr.+Tom · · Score: 1

      R.I.P.

    3. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it?

      Telecommuting works only when people already have a strong work ethic, meaning years behind an actual desk at an actual office.

      If you're a freelancer on the web, working with many clients at once, then, sure, remote works perfectly, but when you're working for a single employer, it means you have colleagues, people you need to interact daily, not just through email, but actual face to face meetings. A lot of ideas are made and improved around the watercooler, and let's be honest, telecommuting cuts down communication by a lot.

    4. Re:bullet in the head by Huntr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, I want to say it's for the best, due to the twitching on the gurney factor, like you say. But, really, it's not. We consumers need good competition to get the best out of these companies and a big player like Yahoo finally biting the dust we not be good for us

      I suppose an alternative view is that Yahoo has been wallowing around for so long that the competition has not been there anyway. That might be true...

    5. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      telecommuting cuts down communication by a lot.

      As far as I'm concerned, that's its killer feature.

    6. Re:bullet in the head by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    7. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yahoo was always a joke you know.

      They are one of the ultimate METOO companies..

      You have what? Oh we have that. METOO! And they've done a shit job on every bit of it.

      Their pages were always crammed with SO MUCH SHIT at a time google was taking over by having the minimalist design.. And they never did learn.

      Good riddance to yahoo. It was a good idea but they fucked it up every step of the way on every single thing they offered.

      They will forever serve as something important tho. An excellent example of what not to do.

    8. Re:bullet in the head by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and let's be honest, telecommuting cuts down communication by a lot.

      Does it? I find that increases the amount of traceable and accurate communication. I can't count how much misunderstandings, "misunderstandings" and CYA I have seen due to people relying on facetime. Not to mention priority shifting, because it's much harder to down-prioritize someone who comes to your office. Or when your "just one question" costs half an hour of your time because it takes twenty minutes to get back into where you were after being interrupted.

      Yes, I think there are good things about going to the office. But there are good sides to telecommuting too.
      I've seen people turn less productive with telecommunting, but I've seen them turn more productive and accurate too. And I don't think it'd down to dicipline, but mindset. Either you're cut out for working alone, or you're not.
      I hope those that are at least will get offices with doors at Yahoo.

    9. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Telecommuting works only when people already have a strong work ethic, meaning years behind an actual desk at an actual office."

      Clearly you've never worked in an office. Or outside of one, apparently. Work ethic has nothing to do with where you've worked, just how.

    10. Re:bullet in the head by Desler · · Score: 2

      Telecommuting works only when people already have a strong work ethic, meaning years behind an actual desk at an actual office.

      What does having worked in an office have to do with having a strong work ethic? Non sequitur much?

    11. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really not true. Yahoo started out as the best directory of web content in its time. Then Google came along and people stopped using hierarchical directories in favor of free-form search. I don't even know where you can find directories now, out side of dmoz. Well http://www.dmoz.org/ says "powered by AOL Search" and "Copyright Netscape 2103." Hey look at this , Yahoo! still has the directory! Link! http://dir.yahoo.com/ Altavista seems not to.

    12. Re:bullet in the head by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Meetings?

      Sounds like meatings.

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    13. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telecommuting works only when people already have a strong work ethic, meaning years behind an actual desk at an actual office.

      +

      A lot of ideas are made and improved around the watercooler

      So you're suggesting that people put watercoolers onto their desks?

    14. Re:bullet in the head by XopherMV · · Score: 4, Informative

      telecommuting cuts down communication by a lot.

      As far as I'm concerned, that's its killer feature.

      For developers, that's actually a beneficial feature. The best development occurs in "the zone." It happens when you're able to concentrate on the problem for long enough that the concerns of the world fade from your mind. The result is that the code flows out of you. It takes around a half hour to enter "the zone," but just a single interruption to leave it.

      What happens in an office? Joe has a simple question he can answer on Google with a simple 1 minute search. What does he do? He interrupts Bill sitting at the next desk to answer this question. Bill was in "the zone," but Joe just threw him out of it. Sure, Joe saves a minute of productivity by asking Bill. But, it'll take Bill another 30 minutes of concentration before returning to the level of productivity he was at before Joe interrupted.

      What happens when Joe and Bill telecommute? Joe has a simple question he can answer on Google with a simple 1 minute search. It'll take him a 5 minute conversation with Bill to get the same answer (open his chat window, see if Bill's there, text hi to Bill, wait for a reply, do some small talk, ask his question, wait for an answer, re-explain what he actually meant to ask, wait again for the answer, etc). So, Joe does the Google search instead. Bill never knows there was a problem. Joe loses a minute of productivity doing the Google search. But, Bill continues working in "the zone," not losing a half hour of productivity.

      No, a half-hour doesn't sound like a lot. But, that's for 1 question. Spread a few questions throughout the day and Bill may never enter the zone while working in the office.

      THAT is exactly why people who work from home mostly report being more productive outside the office.

    15. Re:bullet in the head by XopherMV · · Score: 1

      At one point, Yahoo was the ONLY directory of web content. All the other search engines copied its model, including Google. Google simply survived by doing search better than anyone else.

    16. Re:bullet in the head by RobinH · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking, but I was once stuck on a project where the customer was really breathing down our necks, the previous manager had already been fired over it, and I was sent onsite to "get it working" which honestly meant rewriting most of it, as usual. At any rate, the new manager was on IM with me, and literally every hour he would contact me on IM and ask me to call him so I could give him an update on how it was going. It was absurd! I now work at a new place where my projects are almost all internally facing systems, and even though that's supposed to be worse, I find it much more sane. Having a reasonable manager counts for so much.

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    17. Re:bullet in the head by RobinH · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is exactly true. I actually went into the office this morning (Saturday) which is extremely rare for me, but there was an interesting project to work on, and we were limited with equipment time. At any rate, during the morning I said to my co-worker, "coming in on Saturdays is addictive because nobody bothers you so you get so much more done!" He agreed 100%.

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    18. Re:bullet in the head by Kjella · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, I find almost all work - and this goes far beyond IT - consists of parts where you need to communicate and collaborate and parts that are tasks that are clearly isolated and scoped but not necessarily defined in detail that you need to deep-dive into individually. In fact it's a question that seriously annoys me in interviews, whether you like working as a team or individually. Have you ever in a real world job found that you only need one of those capabilities? I've found that people who work part-time from home often divide their work so the communication and collaboration happens at the office and leave the individual tasks to do at home. I'm sure that makes you feel like most the work gets done at home, but I'm not sure it necessarily means you in total get more done than at the office.

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    19. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The meetings will continue until something gets done around here.

      Corollary: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

    20. Re:bullet in the head by yog · · Score: 1

      Your point is taken, but it might be better worded: "After years of watching Yahoo twitching on the gurney, Mayer is finally putting a bullet in their head."
      Otherwise, it sounds as though Mayer is the one doing the twitching on the gurney. Which I suppose she was, back in October when she was delivering her baby boy. Could have been done on a gurney.

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    21. Re:bullet in the head by blade8086 · · Score: 1

      After years of twitching on the gurney, Mayer is finally taking some kind of extreme measures to fix Yahoo's head.

      Whether it is the right measure or not remains to be seen

    22. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would Mayer arise from the gurney after all of those twitching years and shoot Yahoo?

    23. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was once dragged on to a "tiger team" to solve an emergency problem that had sprung up.

      They called us in for a kick-off meeting at 8am, and during the meeting they decided that we would have a 9am meeting every day to determine our progress.

      The kickoff meeting ran until 9am, at which point the boss transitioned the kick-off meeting into the daily status meeting, and when we reported that we had not made any progress (because we were still in the kick-off meeting), berated us for our lack of progress.

    24. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. The response is "Your demand for updates is preventing me from fixing the problem, if you don't stop asking me if the problem is fixed, the problem won't get fixed". If they don't get that, stop answering the calls. I have had to do this, I have balled out my manager and senior directors when necessary - if the problem is my area of expertise, then I will over-rule you if need be.

    25. Re:bullet in the head by Americano · · Score: 1

      It's even easier to take charge of the conversation. Most managers who pull this "hourly updates" thing aren't actually asking for you to say, hourly, "Still working, no change in status." What they're trying to communicate to you is that the project is urgent, critical, and needs to be solved as soon as possible.

      You can head off the "hourly status check" behavior by saying, "I understand this is urgent. It is my highest priority at this point. Here is a broad outline of the work that needs to happen. I'm on step X. I estimate step X will be done by date Y, and if anything changes that would impact delivery by that date, I will notify you as soon as it happens."

    26. Re:bullet in the head by Spectre · · Score: 1

      This is too hilarious (in a pathetic but believable way) to only have a 0 score.

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    27. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google succeeded by only being a search engine. It was a huge shock going from Yahoo to Google. It was a good shock. You could do exactly what you came to the search engine to do.

    28. Re:bullet in the head by BonThomme · · Score: 2

      he was probably thinking, "please stop talking to me"

    29. Re:bullet in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could institute a rule like "in writing or it did not happen", i.e. ignore verbal conclusions that do not get written down (i.e. those that can be denied later).

    30. Re:bullet in the head by smagruder · · Score: 1

      I think we rationally know in advance that this is a bad idea.

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  3. The Microsoft Connection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No surprises. Yahoo partnered with Microsoft and are now just a Bing reseller.

    Looks like its time to chase away any employees with anything innovative or of value to offer.

  4. People should relocate to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Or another search engine and no longer use Yahoo.

    1. Re:People should relocate to Google by wisnoskij · · Score: 0

      I think Google prefers its employees to have more self esteem and common sense then you would find from anyone working for Yahoo.

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  5. Goal: A whole company of Mayers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a feeling (and it's only a guess admittedly) that this is Mayer trying to stamp her manner of working onto the company. Being present and having a hand in as many different projects as possible is a pretty good way to become a top executive in a company. But if everyone did that, would anything get done? Someone eventually has to get the details right, which is often best done away-from-the-fray.

  6. She should watch this Ted Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Jason Fried argues that less productivity happens at the office.

    Jason Fried

    1. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by alen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Totally disagree

      I work remotely but go to the office as well. It's the only place to trade pirated movies via sneaker net, check out cool YouTube videos people are watching, hit the snobby coffee place with the single brew snobby coffee

      Am I forgetting anything?

    2. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by griffjon · · Score: 2

      My previous place had an unofficial no-meetings-on-friday policy, which meant most people worked - productively - from home on Fridays. Tons of flexibility, and it meant we, as a team, kept ahead of the game because everyone used friday to knock out not only the collection of "oh, if only I had time" pieces that collect over the week, but also those "I need 3 hours, uninterrupted, to really dig into this" big-think pieces. No one overly abused it, and the not-infrequent fade out ~4p still meant the week's overall work was more productive than if everyone worked that last, useless hour on Friday.

      That being said, we were a globally distributed group, and had already adapted well to well-calendared and well-prepared-for remote interactions over chat, conference calls and video calls.

      Yes, you lose out on the hallway-chats, so it becomes important to have some central hub of people, and to make sure that no one sub-team was completely disconnected from the pulse of the office, but it can be done, and done well.

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    3. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torrent bandwidth.

    4. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked remotely on Thursday and Friday of this week due to snow. It was great, I caught the end of celebrity week on The Price is Right, got several things done on my iOS side-project, and watched half of the second season of Game of Thrones on blu-ray.

    5. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Did you get your work done though? If you did, then it shouldn't matter if you telecommute.

    6. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 2

      I get lots of work done at work. It's the only place that i work. If you aren't getting work done at work, then you're doing it wrong.

      Yes, because what works for you, works for everyone.

    7. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      We had that policy... and it was regularly abused by upper management scheduling fridays for meetings since they knew there wouldn't be a meeting that day.

      And you were required to attend in person.

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    8. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Torrent bandwidth.

      Not likely. In the last 10 years I have not worked for a company that had more bandwidth at work then I have at home through the Cable company. And at work, it is shared amongst 25-300 people, while at home, it is just me and the family.
      Also, the internet connection at home is much more reliable. On Tuesday, a lot of people were sent home because Cox was having issues with the connection at work. Unfortunately, our entire business plan revolves around internet connection to out data center, and Cox Residential services is much faster and more reliable and cheaper than Cox Business services.

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    9. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's the root of the problem - MOST people do not have the self-discipline to work unsupervised. The majority of Slashdotters might argue otherwise -hell, the majority of Slashdotters might even be telling the truth about how productive they are at home - but that simply isn't true for your average corporate drone.

      A more reasonable response from Yahoo! would have been to set up a few localized centers if their employees are really as widely distributed as the article claims rather than making everyone report to the home office.

    10. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      if you like what you are doing, self discipline is superfluous.

      if you don't like what you are doing, well...

    11. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      actually, it's not just his opinion, but Tom DeMarco's,

      I'm also guessing you have no idea who that is.

    12. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think his point was that the social atmosphere at work means you can end up doing more "non-work" there than when working remote.

    13. Re:She should watch this Ted Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you work at the same place I do. Why, just last week I overheard two guys talking about which site had the best torrents for downloading movies, the video technician that sits across from me was watching old comedy clips on Youtube, and my 2 colleagues went down to the on-site Starbucks to get coffee. I think if you forgot anything its the H1-B Indians hiding in various corners of the buildings to make personal cellphone calls home, and the old guys that spend an hour on the toilet hiding from all the idiots that interrupt their day.

      While I don't have the luxury of working remotely, the company I am at recently put an end to any overtime unless pre-approved buy the department manager. End result being that I now watch the clock like a hawk and turn off cellphones, logout of IM, start shutting everything down 15 minutes prior to the end of my shift to avoid any last minute requests that end up taking an hour or more. I don't work for free.

  7. yahoo is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Basically this will just wash out the rest of the rats from the sinking ship. The boat is still going down buddy.

  8. In other news.. by mattkrea · · Score: 1

    And in other news... Yahoo is still not visited by anyone.

  9. but... but... by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    Last time I looked, remote workers seemed to be the wave of the future. Then again, Yahoo's been living in the past for decades.

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    1. Re:but... but... by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      Last time I looked, remote workers seemed to be the wave of the future.

      Companies that use a lot of "telecommuting" have done it for one reason and one reason only -- they think it will save them money. Fewer offices means less furniture and equipment, utilities, etc.

    2. Re:but... but... by loufoque · · Score: 1

      But then, do they yahooo?

    3. Re:but... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How jaded. We do it because it makes people happier and they're more likely to stay. And they're more likely to work out of hours when they feel like it, rather than at some prescribed time when they don't. We often have everybody in the office, so we can't under-resource, though I've worked in places where they have.

  10. Yahoo? by G3E9 · · Score: 1

    What's a Yahoo?

    1. Re:Yahoo? by war4peace · · Score: 2
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    2. Re:Yahoo? by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 2

      What's a Yahoo?

      A Yahoo?

  11. The whole "portal" concept is dead. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

    There are some web pages - like the hords of image blogs at Tumblr - that might do fine with this "never ending page scroll" shit, but Yahoo's home page is not one of them, it's just extremely annoying.

    Yahoo was at one time a great hotbed of interesting web development technology, but now it's just another shithole like HP than needs to merg with someone who actually has a product and vision, and go the fuck away.

    The whole "portal" concept is dead.

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    1. Re:The whole "portal" concept is dead. by mspohr · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure that the "portal" concept is dead.
      I have an iGoogle portal page that I have open all of the time and I use it many times a day to check news, weather, RSS feeds, webcams to my local ski areas, stock prices, etc. It really is very useful to me.
      Now, as you probably know, Google has declared iGoogle to be dead meat and will discontinue the service later this year. I will then probably have to create something similar on my own or find another service. I have looked at the new Yahoo home page and it doesn't look like it will meet my needs at all.
      I am a old "get off my lawn" geezer so I may be atypical but I really find a portal page very useful even if Google doesn't think I need it.

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  12. Re: At your desk! by madprof · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remote workers are not as useful for close knit development teams as ones in the office. Sometimes you need to speak face to face. All else being equal, of course.

  13. I can think of 3 reasons by j-stroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First and probably primarily is security holes from supporting remote employees. Yahoo's email seems to have been broadly hacked, so much spam from address books of yahoo addresses. As a CEO, decisive action is made when no one else will speak of the elephant in the room, or assumptions need to be broken to progress.

    Second, I have done lots of team work as well as remote work.. the physical interface of people is important for synergy. The problems I have solved by simply walking around the workplace and networking people who sit within 10m of each other are beyond counting.

    Thirdly, Yahoo must really be in trouble and this is a sincere attempt to save it. Perhaps time to pay for their premium service.. They could use the cash, and i could use downloading my old emails.

    The revenge effect from this decision could be nasty tho.. Security could get worse since some won't go and skills won't get transferred. People who worked remotely may not integrate well and may carry resentment into the workplace and the attempt to save it just might work just enough to drag the brand even lower. Good luck Yahoo! I for one am rooting for you.

    1. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by gweihir · · Score: 2

      The security angle is BS, at least for competent employees and system administration. Just use VPN and dedicated work-laptops. Of course what I have seen from Yahoo, is abysmally bad in that area. They may really have security problems in an area where these have been solved a long time ago.

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    2. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I quit reading after "synergy". Buzzwords make me do that. Yes, that includes face to face conversations. You will visibly see me start to use my phone and otherwise purposefully ignore you. And I won't care when you're upset about it. Because you said "synergy" everyone else around me understands and would do the same thing if they had the balls.

    3. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Cyrano+de+Maniac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First and probably primarily is security holes from supporting remote employees.

      This is definitely not the case, for one safe-to-assume reason and one from Mayer's memo itself.

      The safe-to-assume reason is that Yahoo will certainly continue providing remote access to employees for working from home during off-hours, while travelling on company business, and for employees who are on-call. If you have to provide remote access for even one employee some of the time you have the same set of security considerations as if you provide remote access for all employees all of the time.

      And Mayer's memo makes reference to employees exercising good judgement about waiting at home for the cable guy situations. This implies that it is recognized there will always be one-off situations where an employee needs to work from home for a particular day, even if they are not allowed to do so as their standard day-to-day situation. So once again, if you provide remote access for even one, you have all the same security considerations as if you allowed every employee to work from home all the time.

      I personally think this is just as some other posters have said -- it's a stealth layoff to avoid paying severance by getting people to quit on their own, and the decision will gradually be reversed (or the policy just not enforced) once the desired reductions have been accomplished.

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    4. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by XopherMV · · Score: 2

      Second, I have done lots of team work as well as remote work.. the physical interface of people is important for synergy. The problems I have solved by simply walking around the workplace and networking people who sit within 10m of each other are beyond counting.

      Ok, people were ALREADY in the office and they weren't communicating? So, what's the problem with letting them telecommute again?

    5. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He also said "networking" later on. I can't decide if he's trolling (if that's the case, golf claps to you my good sir) or if he's geniunely the kind of person that throws buzzwords around and expects to be taken seriously...

        Excuse me, but "synergy" and "networking"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that. I'm fired, aren't I?

      As usual, the Simpsons did it first.

    6. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by gander666 · · Score: 1

      To add to your stealth layoff thought, if Yahoo is like other companies that I know of (and worked at), they paid silicon valley wages to workers in Iowa, North Dakota, and Kansas etc. You get to live like a king in one of those places with your Yahoo! paycheck.

      If remote workers were paid local prevailing salaries for the city/state they live in, you would find a lot less people enamored of being remote.

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    7. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by aminorex · · Score: 0

      Extroverts should work in an office. Introverts should work from home. Extroverts are good at marketing. Introverts are good at invention and problem solving.

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    8. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so, it's ok for companies to take advantage of differences in local wages, but fuck the little guy if does it?

    9. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by ralatalo · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt any people will actually quit... the memo actually states that your managers are already aware of the next steps, so it going to be dependent on managers...

      If I was affected I would just continue the status quo while looking for a new job on the side....
      once they cut my access and closed done my office and layed me off... I would file unemployment...

    10. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      If remote workers were paid local prevailing salaries for the city/state they live in, you would find a lot less people enamored of being remote.

      The problem with your logic is that if being paid according to local living expenses will deter people from working remotely, then why would I want to uproot my household and move to another town with higher expenses just so I can have a higher salary? I would still have similar enough disposable income after paying living expenses except for the problem created by paying more taxes by being in a higher income bracket. Not to mention the spouse needing to find new employment.

      I don't think your line of reasoning is valid.

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    11. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally think this is just as some other posters have said -- it's a stealth layoff to avoid paying severance by getting people to quit on their own, and the decision will gradually be reversed (or the policy just not enforced) once the desired reductions have been accomplished.

      I would not resign. I would make them fire me. This way any severance provision in the employee handbook kicks in and I'll stay eligible to unemployment benefits in my state. If I resigned, I would give all of that up.

    12. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by gander666 · · Score: 1

      If you want the big silicon valley salary, move to silicon valley. I know that when they put remote developers in Hyderabad, you typically get 4 (surprisingly good) SW engineers for the cost of one silicon valley salary. Companies pay higher salaries in silicon valley because the cost of living there is really high.

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    13. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the intelligence level of a manager, there is only physical security. So "on-site" is dramatically more secure than working from home. We know that's bullcrap, but do the MBAs know ?

    14. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Manager?

      If you can't figure out how to have employees securely VPN in then you shouldn't be running any sort of Internet company.

      If you feel the need to use the word "synergy" you've already lost.

    15. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      they seem to find India terribly secure

    16. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work, project development is done on a separate air-gapped network. Machines on the development network have no Internet access and machines with internet access have no access to the project, and everyone has two computers on their desk.

      Granted, this might not work as well for a web company like Yahoo. But it's secure.

    17. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "They could use the cash, and i could use downloading my old emails."

      I already download all my emails using Thunderbird Portable on Windows. (Too bad Linux doesn't have Portable Apps, but I don't mind using Windows in a VM for such things.)

      I leave the messages on the servers for my various webmail accounts, but periodically backup to local copies then burn the whole T-bird Portable program folder to DVD. (Read-only means a sync in the future won't delete any of them.)

      Thunderbird is a great "webmail client". Dead simple, portable, and no annoying webmail page layout or adverts. If Yahoo died today, I could seamlessly press on without interruption.

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    18. Re:I can think of 3 reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are saying that if you want the big silicon valley salary then move to silicon valley. Of course since you live in silicon valley you'll have to pay much more in living expenses, therefore you'll probably end up with a similar amount of money left over each month as if you simply telecommuted.

      This sounds pretty close to what the comment you replied to said.

  14. Management panic in action... by Bearhouse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, regardless of the success or failure of their business model, (hint: it's a failure), senior management has decided that swimming against the tide will mysteriously lead to better customer service and/or lower costs?

    I assume that this move has more to do with reducing variable cost, (payroll), by encouraging people to resign, than actually implementing a well thought-out strategic or tactical innovation. This because if everyone concerned actually turns up to the office, instead of quitting, then costs must inevitably rise. Of course, productivity gains will outpace costs, right? Wrong.

    If management cannot manage remote workers today, with clear objectives supported by good processes and infrastructure, what makes you think they will be able to do it with everyone in-house?

    1. Re:Management panic in action... by PPH · · Score: 1

      That new Yahoo homepage will look good as "The Boss is Coming" tab when management patrols cubicle-space.

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    2. Re:Management panic in action... by sehryan · · Score: 1

      I would imagine there is more overhead for remote workers than there is for in-office. For instance, our remote workers come in once every six weeks or so. That is airfare, hotel, and per diem that we are paying that we don't have to pay for in-office folks.

      There is also the question of health insurance. I don't know much about this, but it seems like - if these employees live out of state from the main office - that they would need to be using a different health insurance provider than everyone else. I am assuming that would again be at a higher cost than the in-office folks.

      I understand the gains of such a set up, but there are costs too, and those costs are usually come in the form of actually dollars spent. For a company whose bottom line is hurting, the juice might not be worth the squeeze.

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    3. Re:Management panic in action... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Hmm. You could be on to something with the reduction of payroll cost. Of course, it is still grossly incompetent to do it this way, because when done this way the best people will leave and the bottom of the barrel will have to stay on.

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    4. Re:Management panic in action... by div_2n · · Score: 1, Informative

      I've managed a team where some people were remote and some local. The amount of additional effort I as a manager had to put into knowing how things were going with my remote reports vs the local reports was not insignificant. Humans didn't evolve with digital communications. The result is that the most effective communication happens in person. Period.

      It's not that you can't have an effective team spread out geographically. It's just that it is more difficult and extremely difficult to be as effective as one that works together in person on a daily basis.

      And I say this as someone that really really really wants to be able to have a 100% telecommuting job.

    5. Re:Management panic in action... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you are the problem. Stop asking "Are you done yet?" and "Where are you at on this?" all of the time. A simple check in at the end of the day saying "I did this, My plan of work tomorrow is this, and this leaves us at x position". Some things take days. If I have to tell you and show you why it takes days, it just took even more.

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    6. Re:Management panic in action... by BrianRoach · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're correct that we didn't evolve with digital communication. We also didn't evolve with telephones, but everyone seems to have figured those out.

      The company for which I work is 100% remote when it comes to pretty much everything but C-level, and that's working pretty well for us (We just opened new business offices in Tokyo and London). I work with people in ... 7 timezones? Something like that anyway. The nearest physical office to my home is ~ 1800 miles away.

      The trick is you have to hire people capable of working that way. As you say, we didn't evolve with digital communication, but humans have a remarkable ability to learn new things (well, at least some of them). Can you have that guy that needs constant micro-management and someone asking "What did you do today, Bob?" ? No, you can't (although I would make the argument that you really don't want him in an office, either). You also can't have the typical bad mid-level manager that thinks someone sitting in a chair within close physical proximity to them from hour X to hour Y = productive. Or anyone who thinks talking to someone face to face is more effective or productive than the myriad of ways to communicate digitally. I often find great humor in the irony of people building software that allows people from all over the world to communicate and interact with each other ... need to be in one physical location to do so.

      In short? Best. Job. Ever. I've always found that I was more productive outside an office due to the constant interrupts and constant stream of often useless "facetime" meetings. Having a job where I do that all the time is simply awesome and I have gotten more honest, real work done in the last year working here than probably any time elsewhere (while it's hard to quantify that when talking about software engineering there is a sense of getting things done and doing so effectively).

      I will say, however, that having *everyone* remote is far different than having most people in an office and a couple people remote. This is where you run into the problem of them "not being involved". While not impossible to manage and again the right people make this work, it is more difficult for most people because it's simply that "out of sight, out of mind" problem when it comes to the remote workers. In general you also don't have an environment and tools in place to facilitate those remote people being included because it's not your normal workflow.

    7. Re:Management panic in action... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      It is more than that-- it is understanding the pulse of the employees, the things that they don't say. When I was in a remote office, my boss's boss called me at least twice a week just to talk and catch up on things, find out where projects stood, and to light a fire under me for her critical work. She managed about 10 people that way, and it was a full time job just "supervising." Now, I enjoy being able to lean over the cube wall and do the same to my direct reports. It is also important to understand the interaction of people for the things that just don't get said out lout. It takes a lot more time and energy to achieve the same thing remotely.

    8. Re:Management panic in action... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Why would you ever need people to come into the office every six weeks or so? I haven't seen my boss for 4 years,

      There are health insurers that work at a national level.

    9. Re:Management panic in action... by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Yes, as always - but I think the best people left Yahoo a while ago...

    10. Re:Management panic in action... by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Mod up. This is what I am talking about. Either an organisation knows how to make remote working function, or it does not..

    11. Re:Management panic in action... by laron · · Score: 1

      re: encouraging people to resign:
      Emplyoees who face the desicion of relocating or leaving will take their chances on the job market into account. Those with valuable skills and initiative are probably more likely to find a job that allows working from home or is located close to their home and will choose to leave Yahoo.

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    12. Re:Management panic in action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Harvard Business Review, 70% of lobotomies result in reduced energy consumption of the body, as ever brain cell requires energy. So, yeah, a rational move by Yahoo !

    13. Re:Management panic in action... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      So you had to type and read instead of dropping by the cube to ask for the TPS report on the way back from the coffee machine?

      The last time I consulted for industry (I'm a full time academic) we were working to a ridiculous schedule because someone thought "the code will be finished" meant "everything will be done, processed, and ready to deliver." We made it though. One of the biggest productivity boosts? Telling the manager to quit harassing the people actually doing the work.

    14. Re:Management panic in action... by qazwsxedcsla · · Score: 1

      Aaaand this is how it *should* be done. Are you guys hiring?

    15. Re:Management panic in action... by IICV · · Score: 1

      The result is that the most effective communication happens in person. Period.

      People keep on making this mistake here.

      The most effective communication FOR YOU happens in person. Communication is a skill, and one you're refusing to learn.

      You are a manager. It is your job to communicate. If you are having trouble communicating with some of your employees, it is your job to figure out how to communicate with them. If you are so bad at communicating with remote workers that you are required to bring them in house full-time just to do your job, that is a failure on your part.

      And that's okay, really - since you're the manager, you do have the latitude to make other people's lives worse in order to cover for your personal failings. It's part of the great power that comes with being in charge of people. It's just not the sort of thing you should be expounding as some sort of immutable "the way things are", since there's plenty of companies out there who manage it.

    16. Re:Management panic in action... by BrianRoach · · Score: 1

      Indeed we are.

      http://bashojobs.theresumator.com/

      We make Riak :)

    17. Re:Management panic in action... by div_2n · · Score: 1

      Never at any time did I manage in that way or anything remotely close to it. You should probably not assume or presume such things. It makes you look stupid.

    18. Re:Management panic in action... by div_2n · · Score: 1

      I'm not refusing to learn. I never said effective communication can't happen in a digital form. I never even said highly effective communication can't happen in digital form. I merely said the most effective communication happens in person.

      Why everyone is so hostile for me pointing out something so obvious is quite odd. Maybe one day digital communications can perfectly emulate real life communications. So far, it's a really good approximate, but it's not a complete one to one replacement.

    19. Re:Management panic in action... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling most of their remote people will quit. Would *you* move to Yahoo headquarters? You would have to believe that Yahoo is a solid business model that will be there for years.

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    20. Re:Management panic in action... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 0

      First, you used the word stupid directed at me. Didn't you learn not to do that when you were 5 years old?

      The amount of additional effort I as a manager had to put into knowing how things were going with my remote reports vs the local reports was not insignificant

      Yes you did. Check ins should be the same regardless if you are remote or local. The fact that it wasn't the case in your scenario proves my point

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    21. Re:Management panic in action... by El+Rey · · Score: 1

      This sounds more like a process problem. When I first started my VP wanted daily reports, which I provided. No different than what I would report at a daily scrum. For me, it was an opportunity to show the higher ups what I could do. After a while they just dropped the requirement because they could see I was getting a lot done and they were no longer worried about me. I think my performance made them reconsider their telecommuting prejudices.

      My manager meets with each of his direct reports individually for 30 minutes each week at a regularly scheduled meeting time. If you're in the office, he meets with you in his office. If you're remote you meet on a video call. Even people in the office typically only come in 3 days a week to get more uninterrupted time. In addition the team has a group conversation on Skype that never closes. It works well for us. Everyone, in the office or not, also has to submit a weekly status to their manager and the VP.

      Managing remotely might be harder. I would not know.

      I do agree with the folks here though that have said that if your employees like what they are doing, you don't have to worry about them goofing off. If they are professional, same thing. Not everyone has self discipline and self control.

  15. Obligatory Dilbert post by Ben4jammin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't believe none of the Yahoo leadership has seen this:
    http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1995-09-15/

    1. Re:Obligatory Dilbert post by gweihir · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The hallmark of truly bad management is making wrong decision in the face of well known facts that make it obvious the decisions are wrong. This is what many incompetents in high positions mistake for "leadership". It comes with vast overestimation of their own skills (which are often pitiful), meaningless productivity metrics (time being the most popular, as it is easy for these "high performers" to clock more of it, which does make them "long stayers", but does routinely _decrease_ their performance, such as it is), an ignorance of the well established basics of good management. The problem is of course that managers are hired by managers and the atrociously bad practices are just perpetuated.

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    2. Re:Obligatory Dilbert post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My counter point to yours is this one: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1995-02-06/. Snap - same year even...

    3. Re:Obligatory Dilbert post by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      That's not a counter point, he says he only gets two productive hours a day at the office.

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  16. Feminist outrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    The feminist lobby were so pleased that Mayer was appointed and waxed lyrical that now they have a fellow sister in the IT industry finally women in the tech industry will now start to get the rights, privledges and working practices that they think they deserve.

    In one swipe she's now going to hit a large section of women who depend on remote access to juggle caring for child/parents and adjusting from maternity leave back into work.

    This should be fun.

    1. Re:Feminist outrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children generally require sex with men, and that's just something the feminists would never support. Thus those people will be considered as acceptable losses to the feminist movement.

      Sorry, but you're barking up the wrong tree.

    2. Re:Feminist outrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      not all children are catholic, sir

    3. Re:Feminist outrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the feminists should have had a clue when she popped the baby out and asked for her laptop in the recovery room. Amazed she didn't have a surrogate. She'll now be paying someones to raise her child. Nothing wrong with that - happens all the time with those who aren't worth millions - but in her case, it was clear that she valued her work over being a mom to her child.

    4. Re:Feminist outrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children generally require sex with men, and that's just something the feminists would never support. Thus those people will be considered as acceptable losses to the feminist movement.

      Sorry, but you're barking up the wrong tree.

      I do believe you, like so many others before you (both chauvinistic men who prefer to remain socially superior and misandristic women looking for a convenient "shield" to protect themselves from criticism) are confusing "feminism" and "misandry" again.

    5. Re:Feminist outrage by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even a little bit of reading on Mayer reveals that while technically female, she is messed up mentally and fairly inhuman.

      She's very likely the classic "sociopath at the top".

      Under our current set of laws (and under laissez faire capitalism) sociopaths are very effective leaders except when they realize they can make more money killing a profitable company than keeping it alive.

      I've seen the last case... it was like "Hmmm, if they live, I get 3 years salary for 3 years work.. but if I kill them, I get 3 years salary for 1 years work and then get to go somewhere else."

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    6. Re:Feminist outrage by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Uh, nobody ever heard about Carly (and now Meg) over at HP? They were/are a much higher profile than Ms Meyer, who I'm hearing of the first time: when I first read this headline, I thought that Dirk Meyer, former CEO of AMD and even more former head of the DEC Alpha team, was heading Yahoo!

    7. Re:Feminist outrage by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      "The feminist lobby were so pleased that Mayer was appointed..."

      What, Carol Bartz is a man?

  17. What will happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if her decision will also apply to work being outsourced by Yahoo outside the USA.

  18. Re:Goal: A whole company of Mayers? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have a feeling (and it's only a guess admittedly) that this is Mayer trying to stamp her manner of working onto the company. Being present and having a hand in as many different projects as possible is a pretty good way to become a top executive in a company.

    You're absolutely right. This is very common, not just at the CEO level but at all levels of management. Whenever someone takes over a particular position they immediately begin making all sorts of changes and the reason is simple. If everything works out then they can take all the credit and say "I was responsible for that".

    Unfortunately, this mindset frequently results in making lots of changes just for the sake of change. Things aren't better, they're just different. It also frequently results in making lots of changes that actually make things worse.

  19. Shortsighted much? by TigerPlish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a move I expect out of a non-tech C-level. Like, I don't know, healthcare. "Yes, all employees must be chained to their desks by 0830 because otherwise we can't trust that work is being done."

    Stupid, 1950's typewriter-and-adding-machine mentality. "Because that's how it's always been done."

    The two most productive and profitable places I've been to not only allow telecommute -- they encourage it, and not for money. Their numbers tell them people do more work of better quality when free to work wherever.

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    1. Re:Shortsighted much? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I am in the happy position that I have only to come into the office for meetings (we have few and always highly effective ones). I can also work whenever I like. My boss tells me that he is very satisfied with my productivity per reported time and the quality of my work. I completely agree that this is not for everybody. But in particular those really capable and with intact professional ethics routinely work better in such a setting. After all, you can come to the office and stare out the window for 8 hours, getting a solid 8 hours on your time-card. But if you only report as work when you actually were productive, not only are you more productive per reported time, you can also work when you are best motivated and able to and in an environment of your own choosing.

      Bottom line is that many of the best employees will leave and only those without better prospects will reliably stay. True amateur management.

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    2. Re:Shortsighted much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether remote working actually works depends considerably on the nature of the work. If you are mostly working alone, working remotely is fine. If you are mostly working as part of a team, you may benefit from being physically together.

    3. Re:Shortsighted much? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      What if half the team are air thieves and being near them just pisses you off?

      And you're not allowed to go and kick HR in the head.

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    4. Re:Shortsighted much? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Why stare out the window when you can write a book, create a D&D universe, update your facebook entries on your smart phone, talk stocks with your informal work based investment club, patrol the snackbars for cake, and pay bills.

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    5. Re:Shortsighted much? by gander666 · · Score: 1

      If half your team is "air thieves", then you might want to start searching for another job.

      I just can't understand why people work in environments where the perceived lack of trust/competency is as high as I read about here. If it is that bad, leave. If I find my self in a toxic situation where I thought half the team I worked with were a waste of skin, by staying I become as bad as them.

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    6. Re:Shortsighted much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This can work well. It breaks down, though, when the highly skilled person refuses to document and sets up "fiefdoms" of technological turf which no one else is permitted to touch. One sign of that is when a system architect says "read the code" instead of having anything actually document the workflow or the data structures.

    7. Re:Shortsighted much? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I oversimplified to make a point. In retrospect, your point is better, because you can of course be at the office and do something for your own interests.

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    8. Re:Shortsighted much? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. As I stated, I am rarely at the office and often have only a few emails or phone-calls per week for coordination. (There are the occasional meetings with customers too.) Yet almost all of my work is team-work. In highly capable teams, not a lot of communication is needed.

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  20. Might not be popular around here by sunking2 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But I agree with this. This is the first time that I think that Mayer may actually be getting it in that the US workforce has gotten lazy.Yes, this is a broad stroke of the brush, but look at any large project in just about any large corporation and you'll see costs and overruns out of control. I think this is just the first step of her trying to say enough is enough, you people are well compensated, quit acting like spoiled brats thinking you are all so special and get the shit done. This goes for every segment out there, be it government, IT, Defense, you name it.

    1. Re:Might not be popular around here by gweihir · · Score: 1

      They only right way to deal with this is on an individual basis. If you cannot handle that, it is better to not implement this. There will be quite a few able and willing people that are only at Yahoo because of the remote work policy. All of those can easily leave and many will now, also because of the implied insult to their professional ethics.

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    2. Re:Might not be popular around here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely disagree with you. If the work is not getting done then it's the fault of the managers and workers involved. Working from home can make it a little more difficult to communicate effectively amongst a group but it is no worse than working with outsourced personnel in India, Mexico, or any other place.

      Marissa Mayer is just trying to apply her style of management to Yahoo and it has nothing to do with the quality of the personnel working remotely.

    3. Re:Might not be popular around here by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      If she's not management dealing with an issue then who is? She obviously sees things not working out the way she thinks they should, so she's dealing with it. That's her job, whether you agree with her or not.

    4. Re:Might not be popular around here by Ryanrule · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Guess why the costs and overruns are out of control. Because the boomer and genx management has committed more and more to paying h1-bs 35k a year while charging $200/hour for their work.

    5. Re:Might not be popular around here by Skreems · · Score: 1

      It appears you're equating "likes to optimize their time to not spend it in traffic or being disrupted in over-crowded cube farm offices" with "gotten lazy". And frankly, I have no idea what would make you do that, because it's flat-out wrong.

      You think it's "acting like spoiled brats" to want to work in the environment where you're most productive? Or hey, maybe you think the guy whose child has terminal cancer and doesn't want to spend the last year of their life moving across the country to satisfy a job that KNEW he was going to work remotely when he was hired has a case of "I'm a special flower" and deserves to be dick-slapped with some reality.

      Holy hell, you must be a manager, and a terrible one at that.

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    6. Re:Might not be popular around here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a guy who really does have a child with (what we increasingly fear is) terminal cancer, and who is sitting in his daughter's hospital room, as he types this: spot on!

      Last year my current employer put me on involuntary "unpaid leave" until I could "return to the office" (i.e. I would be allowed to work for money for them again once my child was safely dead). Fortunately a former employer, who knew my abilities, was happy to rehire me.

  21. MM screws up the only aspect of Yahoo that I use. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks MM for breaking the home page...now its only allowing me the mobile version when using Chrome...Great work there Lou!

  22. Tax companies for consumed commute resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Mayer, this is a nice way of creating an illusion of management. And it's a beautiful way of imposing attrition if you don't want to bother with severance pay just as in the good times remote worker flexibility was handed out in lieu of pay increases. But companies which unnecessarily force their employees to pollute the air, add to traffic nightmares, tear up roads, increase health and accident insurance costs for everyone just to create an illusion of management... should pay a tax for this privilege. Call it an a** on seat tax.

  23. Sounding the death bell for Yahoo.... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You dont attract the top people to your company by acting like a micromanaging jerk... This lady is proof that it's not your skills but who you know to become CEO.

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  24. Stupid by gweihir · · Score: 1

    This will just mean those bright and able will look for other employment, while those not so good will stay. And this will not only affect remote workers, as such a step is an insult to their employees and will lower morale significantly. Truly incompetent "leadership" at work, this is a beginner's mistake.

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  25. Re: At your desk! by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A lot of people are not suitable for remote employment, and a lot of people just aren't capable of involving off-site people. But if you've done it a while, hopefully you've weeded out those who couldn't and shouldn't and are left with good people you wouldn't otherwise have on staff. Doing anything like this without a grandfather clause sounds like chasing away a lot of good people that you've worked hard to find for almost no reason at all. But then I've never had any major issue with corporate suicides, unlike people they don't have any inherent reason to exist.

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  26. Yahoo's still around? by Loosifur · · Score: 1

    1. I didn't realize Yahoo still existed until I started hearing about this new CEO.

    2. She's a little bit Martha Stewart, but still pretty cute (call me!).

    3. When I went to the new Yahoo page, I immediately thought, "Oh, shit, how'd I wind up on Facebook?"

    4. Remote work often means that you have to justify your billable hours, and that you're on call 24/7. In the office, it's so, so, so much easier to dick around looking up plans for raised gardening beds and writing horror fiction. Not that I'd know anything about that. And inclement weather might prevent you coming in, or necessitate your leaving early. And illness might require that you miss a day or two, etc.

    5. They have this weird thing now, it's called teleconferencing. I'd love to tell Ms. Mayer about it some time. Maybe over drinks? Say, this Friday, around 6? I'll be the dashingly handsome yet rugged gentleman in his mid-30s staring winsomely into the middle distance.

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    1. Re:Yahoo's still around? by pr0nbot · · Score: 1

      Martha Stewart's pretty yummy, you insensitive clod! Not everyone goes for bland identikit 20-somethings... (Exhibit A: the endless niches of internet porn.) BTW I don't suppose you have Hillary Clinton's number?

    2. Re:Yahoo's still around? by game+kid · · Score: 1

      3. When I went to the new Yahoo page, I immediately thought, "Oh, shit, how'd I wind up on Facebook?"

      Because Yahoo and Facebook had patent-fight sex and are now friends with benefits.* Hope you like your email, news, and flickr with extra Like buttons.

      *When you say things like "We are excited to develop a deeper partnership with Facebook", it's hard for me to call you anything less.

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  27. Re:Goal: A whole company of Mayers? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    They're peeing all over it to mark their territory.

    Just like some coders want to go through code, renaming things, changing the indentation, just to pee on it and mark it theirs. And to totally screw up source control.

    Who hasn't seen a DB schema come back identical, just with _everything_ renamed. Some jackhole peeing on it.

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  28. Re: At your desk! by Desler · · Score: 1

    It impacts workers such as customer service reps, who perhaps work from home or an office in another city where Yahoo does not have one

  29. Re: At your desk! by XopherMV · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's far easier to concentrate and maintain that concentration when you don't have people constantly coming up to your desk and interrupting you. Since it's easier to concentrate, it's also easier to get into "the zone" and stay in "the zone" for a longer period of time. Further, since you don't commute, people who work from home also tend to work longer hours. So, you do more productive work at home for longer periods of time. I'd say people working from home are more useful for close-knit development teams than ones in the office.

  30. My spam mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else use an old yahoo address for their 'disposable' email? I use it for newsletters, technology reviews, less-than-trusted contacts, and people I don't want on my primary email. Outside banking, if it needs a password and email, it's getting the yahoo email address.

  31. If I were in her shoes by istartedi · · Score: 1

    1. I obviously wouldn't screw over the remote workers if they're producing.

    2. I'd order all existing pages to go into maintenance mode. No new features. Just maintain existing features and make sure they run in all current browsers.

    3. For new spiffy pages, new spiffy URLs. Yes folks, you can have a DIFFERENT URL for new content. Funny how Mayer spent so much time in the biz and doesn't know that.

    4. You wouldn't necessarily have to fire people, but at the same time if the people who are fucking up the current URLs are too much staff for the new URL project, then yes they should be let go. Too many web companies are unwilling to reduce staff in these cases. This results in long-time users getting broken pages because they add features to justify their jobs. This problem isn't unique to Yahoo.

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    1. Re:If I were in her shoes by rudy_wayne · · Score: 3, Funny

      For new spiffy pages, new spiffy URLs. Yes folks, you can have a DIFFERENT URL for new content. Funny how Mayer spent so much time in the biz and doesn't know that.

      She's an executive. She doesn't need to know those things. She has people who take care of that.

    2. Re:If I were in her shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She has people who take care of that.

      Not for long, the way she is mismanaging the place.

  32. This. by sirwired · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work for a close-knit high-level support group. Our problems are complex and varied enough that I cannot imagine working from home routinely. Nothing beats overhearing somebody in an adjacent cube mumble something about an issue that you dealt with vaguely six months ago, and then you hop up, scrawl something on a whiteboard, and then call over another couple people to check it out with you.

    Yes, all this is theoretically possible via IM, (even the sketching, with special equipment), but things like overhearing others, and the instant, high-speed collaboration just isn't possible remotely. (I can talk much faster than I type, and there isn't any concept of "overhearing" a colleague discuss something if you are on other sides of the country.)

    1. Re:This. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you are doing it wrong (heh) :)

      if it's a small group, it would be a good practice to send out information about problems solved, weird issues observed etc. well, it would be a good practice even in a larger group.
      this would provide an additional benefit of writing things down instead of hoping to remember them (which is silly - how many times do people go into "we discussed this 2 months ago... what was our conclusion about how this should work ?")

      relying on overhearing to be productive means not being productive (of course, it can help a bit... but that bit should be absolutely negated by time lost on commuting)

    2. Re:This. by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, you can only overhear stuff which is close enough to you and you are listening at the time, depending on the size of your office that may not be practical. With a shared communication medium like an IRC channel being properly used it is much easier, any number of people can be talking at once and you can scroll back up to read earlier talk.

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    3. Re:This. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell us more about the special equipment that allows shared sketching.

    4. Re:This. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing with overhearing is that at any point at which overhearing occurs, actual work is being done by those who are heard. It may be counterproductive work, duplicate work, whatever, but everyone involved at least sees it as work. If there were a corporate policy to send out updates for all issues observed and fixed, people would now have two requirements (write regular issue descriptions, read all other issue descriptions) that they would not see as directly related to work. That leads to a lot of bad things.

    5. Re:This. by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Tell us more about the special equipment that allows shared sketching.

      MS Paint + any screen sharing software.

      Or a tablet computer. Here's an Android app that will do it:

      http://www.addictivetips.com/mobile/draw-n-chat-share-a-canvas-with-friends-over-wifi-or-3g-android/

      I'm sure the iPad has a bunch of them too.

    6. Re:This. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is when you have to scroll up past 700 irrelevant lines to find something important because someone figured "eh, I put it in the channel, everyone must have read it". And when you don't, you've missed something important.

    7. Re:This. by El+Rey · · Score: 1

      Yes, all this is theoretically possible via IM, (even the sketching, with special equipment)

      There are lots of shared white board web sites and methods for remote desktop sharing. You really have to use pen on board rather than draw it on the computer? I guess it just depends on what you are comfortable with but it's quite common.

      the instant, high-speed collaboration just isn't possible remotely.

      Maybe try multi-person remote screen sharing (eg. join.me) combined with a multi-person IM audio call or a free webinar type service? I do this kind of thing all the time to help people fix problems in their code and watch their code in their debugger. Very possible.

      I can talk much faster than I type

      Because everyone knows that there is no much thing as IM with video / audio call capability... Are you living in 1990 or something?

      there isn't any concept of "overhearing" a colleague discuss something if you are on other sides of the country.

      We use a team wide Skype conversation that is always open. If you're having a problem and can't find a similar issue in the bug database, ask the team. If no one responds, ask your manager. Hopefully they have some idea of the problems their people have solved. I know it's not 100% the same as random overhearing people, but it works for us.

  33. Oh Well by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of buying some Yahoo stock based on the idea the Mayer might turn that company around.

    Now it is apparent she is not that type of leader.

    1. Re:Oh Well by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      based on the idea the Mayer might turn that company around.

      Best joke of the week.

      But seriously, Yahoo is too far gone. They've been under incompetent leadership for so long that nobody can turn them around now. They're already dead. They just haven't realized it yet.

    2. Re:Oh Well by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I have seen companies much gone than Yahoo come back.

      Apple would be one of those.

    3. Re:Oh Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      based on the idea the Mayer might turn that company around.

      Best joke of the week.

      But seriously, Yahoo is too far gone. They've been under incompetent leadership for so long that nobody can turn them around now. They're already dead. They just haven't realized it yet.

      And to top it of they were too stupid to take Microsoft's crazy high billions of dollars they wanted to pay for that piece of junk site.

    4. Re:Oh Well by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      True, but Mayer is not looking like another Steve Jobs.

      Jobs knew:

      1. What the public would want
      2. How to get it made
      3. How to market it
      4. And how to monetize it

      .

      Yahoo hasn't had any leader like that --- ever? Mayer certainly seems to be missing on all cylinders.

      --
      Second class citizen of the New Gilded Age
  34. The Problem with Yahoo! by gpmanrpi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is probably a management oversight problem. We will see what becomes of it. It is not Yahoo!'s biggest problem. The problem with Yahoo! is that it doesn't have a point. I think many of us remember when it was a fairly useful directory of websites, and then transformed into a "web portal." I think that still translates to shitty web based AOL clone thing. Now, it seems like there are just a lot of other sites that do each individual thing better. Whether it is Google for search, Gmail for e-mail, tons of news aggregators for news, Pandora/Spotify/Grooveshark for Music, Netflix/Hulu/Youtube for movies and video, etc. Is the new home page better than the old one? I think so. It is much clearer with less cruft. Still at the end of the day if I am a web user why would I want to use Yahoo! for internet dating, when I can use match.com, pof, etc. Yahoo! brand itself doesn't convey anything anymore. It carries no gravitas, it is not associated with quality, speed, clarity, innovation, etc. To be honest, I associate it with spam and compromised e-mail addresses.
    If they still want to be a "web portal" they need to really figure out a compelling reason for a web portal. Why should I come to Yahoo.com? What does a web portal do for me that google can't do just as easily? When they answer that question honestly, then they can figure out a way to move forward. Otherwise, they are a prisoner to their past that is not likely to return.
    Ms. Mayer seems to see some of the problems. I guess the problem is whether the boat has hit the iceberg or if there is still time to turn?

    1. Re:The Problem with Yahoo! by Danathar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yahoo was useful way back BECAUSE it's directory was human organized and validated. If I wanted a list of sites about computer hardware I could navigate their index to find a bunch of sites they've found. It was a meta bookmark system managed by humans.

      If that was still around I'd still use it.

    2. Re:The Problem with Yahoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You commentary is interesting, thoughtful, and well said, but how does forcing people into long commutes, with $5.00 gas, and crowded freeways, help correct the problems you see, and I agree with?

      I think the synergy thing is much like Facebook teenage drunk programming, where everyone is in the same room, and all the coding is done in sprints. Of course this results in crap code, but it can make you rich, and after all isn't the the point of the whole thing. At least for managers, who don't code, it is.

      Ms Mayer is a control freak, by definition, and is perhaps has a severe case of it, but if she thinks this action will amount to anything, she's mistaken. However I don't think she's evil. As has been said:

      “You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.”
        Robert A. Heinlein, The Green Hills of Earth

    3. Re:The Problem with Yahoo! by gpmanrpi · · Score: 1

      I guess they could have made an extension for firefox or something to be just that. I think it is just difficult to monetize a meta-bookmark system managed by humans. I mean you really would not be clicking on the advertisements at all. Also the danger of paying to be on top of a list of sites, is you end up being like the yellow pages.

    4. Re:The Problem with Yahoo! by perlith · · Score: 1

      Why should I come to Yahoo.com?

      The new look and feel offered me the following five items at the top of the screen where the premium "eye candy" should be:
      - World's worst tattoo fixed
      - Husband's smelly revenge
      - New name for Jackson
      - Kendra's scary "Wife Swap"
      - Boy's 911 call backfires

      I can promise you I have boatloads of cookies and other tracking information available that would indicate _NEVER_ choose those items as news stories to display to me. I should not have to customize the page, it should have intelligence built in based on public data about me. Tab closed pretty quickly. If Yahoo wants to remain a portal-like site, start by leveraging technology proper. Otherwise, Yahoo will running to catch up to their competition indefinitely.

    5. Re:The Problem with Yahoo! by gpmanrpi · · Score: 1

      I think you are reading way too much into this. I know I don't work for Yahoo, but I am assuming you don't either. We don't know what the metrics they are using in making this decision. Maybe they noticed a significant drop in productivity, or they were having logistical issues with the telecommuting setup. The article linked is all of one paragraph, and not particularly in depth. I can't speak to that. I think that problem is pretty secondary to the other fundamental problem. They can work from home, or they can work at the office. If they're still working on that cobbled together disparate band of services called Yahoo, what is the difference? There are plenty of good arguments for and against telecommuting in the comments, but that is arguing how many angels fit on the head of a pin or if Adam and Eve had belly buttons. Yahoo didn't suddenly stop being an effective useful site because they started telecommuting or are stopping it.
      As to control freak by definition, I don't know her personally. I don't work in any IT industry capacity anymore so I would not know whom to ask. Most CEOs are control freaks to certain degrees. I am wary to use such terms as a derogatory towards any leader, unless I actually have proof. It seems speculative at best. She, according to the news reports I have read, trying to change the culture at Yahoo. This might mean the kind of introspective questioning that I was getting at, or it might mean just putting a new coat of varnish. In either case, changing cultures means stepping on toes. Of course, changing cultures does not mean guaranteed success.

    6. Re:The Problem with Yahoo! by gpmanrpi · · Score: 1

      I see what you are saying. I think I got some of the same stories. I too have never read any article, gone to any web sites, or bought something that even remotely suggests those would be appealing stories. Also did you notice, while the home page looks much better, other than E-mail, the other services don't have a consistent look and feel. Maybe this is a classic tale of horizontal integration is slow, but it points to the fact that they don't have consistent guidelines. It is the kind of thing that sometimes happens with Microsoft web services. New product introduces some new UI element, but other products never take advantage of it for no demonstrable reason, or there is a significant lag. Heck the switch to outlook.com was like that for me and my school e-mail address, but that is probably more to do with the school's IT Policy.
      I know they used to have a decent AJAX UI toolkit that they were developing in an open way. I don't do that stuff anymore so I have no clue if that still exists. But leveraging what you have is always a good start.

    7. Re:The Problem with Yahoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could sort of say that Y! has "four points": FInance, Mail, Groups and Sports. Maybe News. Occasionally real-time-video like Royal Wedding. Everything else is kinda dreams-gone-bad.

      They could probably get rid of everything else and it would boost profitability.

      As for the remote-work thing, it totally depends on the work and the people. I was out for medical reasons, and since the group worked on IRC *anyway*, it was not a huge deal. I am inclined to agree with the stealth-layoff theory but it's such a small number I can't see them taking the trouble, really. Probably some HR manager sold this scheme to Marissa and got the go-ahead.

  35. Stealth Lay-off by jrg · · Score: 1

    This sounds more like a stealth lay-off than some sort of efficiency-promoting move.

    1. Re:Stealth Lay-off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the employees quit, they don't have to pay unemployment. If enough employees quit, they don't have to announce layoffs.

    2. Re:Stealth Lay-off by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      I think you got that exactly right. It's a massive reduction in workforce without anyone actually getting handed a pink slip, and all the "death knell" comments that's likely to generate. Since these are "resignations" and not severances, there is no need for the traditional severance package, which saves further money. Plus, I bet that the remote workers really were less productive than their salary could justify. I mean, come on, if you worked for Yahoo, in your slippers and bathrobe, would you be highly motivated in how you do your job?

    3. Re:Stealth Lay-off by xenoc_1 · · Score: 1

      If the employees' jobs are relocated which forces them to quit, many state unemployment departments will categorize that as involuntary termination without cause and will allow unemployment benefits, no matter what the employer says. Know that first hand, so does my former employer. Thank you Colorado (residence/remote location) and North Carolina (official worksite state) departments of labor. When a clown coup of narrowminded Rhode Islanders took over the formerly enlighted tech division of a Big Green Financial Company and told a bunch of us "your job is now either in North Carolina or Rhode Island", they thought they were getting rid of us Colorado and Florida telecommuters, who had been promised "you never have to come in to the office", real easy. Not so easy.

      "They moved your job across the country. You get benefits. End of story." -- Unemployment rep.

    4. Re:Stealth Lay-off by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Does the US have an equivalent of the UK's "constructive dismissal"?

      In a nutshell: if an employer mistreats, abuses, torments etc. an employee to the extent that a reasonable person would not be able to tolerate it, it is in law the employer that made the decision to dismiss. Effectively the employee left under coercion, not under his own free will.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  36. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I like how you assume everyone is a developer.

  37. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a remote worker in a small development team I find this statement completely inaccurate. Most conversations take place in group chats and the only thing I lose as a remote worker is the unenviable disadvantage of being disturbed at work by miscellaneous passers-by asking for a quick feature (even though the answer is always: submit a feature request and bugger off you git).

  38. National Enquirer and People Magazine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just checked out the Yahoo! page for the first time in years - the "new look" appears to be a paste-up of National Enquirer and People Magazine rejects. There is a media theory that "you can't underestimate the intelligence/taste of the general public." This theory is being severely tested.

    1. Re:National Enquirer and People Magazine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a media theory that "you can't underestimate the intelligence/taste of the general public." This theory is being severely tested.

      Based on what works as poloitical ads, my money is on the theory...

    2. Re:National Enquirer and People Magazine? by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Yahoo's content on the home page seems to be squarely targeted at the Honey Boo Boo crowd.

    3. Re:National Enquirer and People Magazine? by xenoc_1 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, there are a lot more of Honey Boo Boo folks than there are of us.

  39. RIF as a relo (Re:Management panic in action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a tech company I worked for relocated administrative functions FROM the bay area to another region of the country. It was a sold as a way to reduce cost-of-living expenses for admin types ... but it was a RIF wrapped in relo clothing. The ironic thing was that as the execs liked the bay area, they did't conceive that the 'rest of the people' didn't care for the bay area so much - crowded, cost of living etc. So most of the folks MOVED out of the bay area to houses that cost 1/4 as much, uncrowded schools which didn't have ESL as a class, etc. The RIF was a failure, as they had agreed to cover relo costs.

    Full disclosure, I've implemented the 'Mayer relo' for WFH employees in lieu of the painful process of severing under-performing individuals. This move sniffs that it's an action to just reduce headcount. As unless you're in NY or LA, it life will be more expensive for you in the bay area than most anywhere else in the US.

  40. I might be old fashioned by CaroKann · · Score: 1

    Working from home can be just 2 steps away from a day off. It is useful every once in a while, so employees can wait for the repair man or handle the kids. However, from my experiences, when you work from home, your coworkers treat it as if you were out sick. When you work from home, you miss a lot of scuttlebutt, impromptu meetings, and hallway chats that electronic communications just don't make up for.

    1. Re:I might be old fashioned by 1729 · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you work from home, you miss a lot of scuttlebutt, impromptu meetings, and hallway chats that electronic communications just don't make up for.

      Yeah, but there are also downsides to working from home.

    2. Re:I might be old fashioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're old fashioned, and probably just old too.
      If your whole corporate structure were virtual, you'd realize how much of a dinosaur you really are.

    3. Re:I might be old fashioned by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're old-fashioned. Maybe just "old" (and I'm no spring-chicken).

      Working from home usually means performing *more* work. I've worked from home for the last fifteen years as does much or even most of my team (though some prefer to come into an office in their region and they're welcome to do so). Spread across the country (actually, the planet). Because I work from home, I have the flexibility to work the most absurd hours. The overnight hours. The weekends. The holidays. I have the flexibility to cover for sick people and have never taken time off, myself, for being sick (because even at my sickest, I've been just alive enough to get work done sitting in a chair at a desk with no commute). I work ridiculous hours. Usually 13hr shifts. And on top of that, I'm on-call for the hours I'm not actively on-shift. And I keep in touch with management and colleagues, just fine. We have this thing called instant messaging. And chat rooms where we all work together 24x7. And "impromptu meetings" are easy to accommodate everyone with a brief email that says "call into the conference line in fifteen minutes". And email. And, in our case, a sort of facebook-style internal social networking system. And email aliases for broader cross-team/organization/business-line communication.

      People are more attentive, more available, more flexible, more dedicated, less likely to be unable to work because of illness, work harder, work more, and have more time available to keep up on issues and stamp out fires with the extra time they're not spending community two or three hours a day and the stress that goes with it.

      There may be some unique situations where proximity is vital to a particular job. Less so in most tech fields, I suspect. However, with all the modern facilities and utilities that accommodate distance communication and collaboration on various scales (one on one to large scale teams), I am prone to blame management if they can't manage to remain as (or more) productive with remote teams in 2013.

      Telecommuting is such a vital part of my productivity that it is one of the primary things I would require of any employer I would ever consider working for and it's responsible for a good chunk of loyalty to my current employer.

    4. Re:I might be old fashioned by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      Haha.

      My thoughts exactly. And I really don't think some of that is true anyway. I would say the most of my "scuttlebutt" and "hallway chat" type communication happens with a remote coworker since that's who I get along with the most anyway.

    5. Re:I might be old fashioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't we take a hybrid approach to get the best of both sides?
      Typically I work from home once or twice a week. If I am doing intensive coding, I may work from home even more.
      But when there are design meetings and have to interop with someone else, I go to the office. You can get best of both sides. These approaches are not mutually exclusive.

  41. Missing the Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meyer isn't an idiot. She knew the reaction would be strong and that some people would be lost in the process. This outcome is desired. She wants people to leave voluntarily because it plays better than "mandatory 10% reduction in staff". Also, I don't know many developers who would disagree that being in the same general area with your team makes you more cohesive and solves problems faster. I'm a developer and I *totally* get why she's doing this, esp. because Yahoo is all about Scrum.

  42. BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In a large company most interactions are via some sort of electronic communication anyway. Whether said communication is done from the grayness of one's cube or the chair in one's house makes no difference. This points to an issue with how those remote workers are managed, not the fact that they are remote.

  43. ceteris paribus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "All else being equal, of course."

    I think this is the important part of your statement. If a person or team does not adapt to what works better for remote collaboration, then it does seem that productivity will suffer vs being face to face. Whether or not some people make up for this by being better or working harder isn't really an answer(just like the few workers who are so much more naturally productive could work through the impairment of being blindfolded lets say wouldn't justify the policy). I think what does answer this concern is that other things do not tend to be equal when working remotely. People do in fact adapt and in some cases, they find things about working remotely that make them even more productive.

    I work remotely 99% of the time with my current team. My team is distributed in Seattle, San Francisco, Hawaii, and Beijing. I would say I have some experience on the matter. I've found that while loss of direct communication is dampening, there are things about working remotely that more than make up for it. First, we are very good about remote communication. We mitigate some of the costs of remote contact very consciously. Daily meetings for status are kept short, and we even use video to keep it personal. Group chat options are always available and it is standard behavior on our part to get everyone in one any time information needs to spread to more than just one person. Remote working means less time spent commuting that can instead be spent getting stuff done. It also means more flexible hours(since work can be done at any time instead of just office hours) so some of us have more fluid schedules that accommodate quicker response when there are problems outside of normal work hours. All of us take significantly less sick leave since working from home while sick is not nearly as onerous. Some of us use the freedom of remote work to choose work environments more suitable to our tastes. I myself like extreme quiet so I can focus, which I could not get being in the office. I can get in the zone of concentration and bang out a ton of code that I otherwise would not be able to do. One last example is remote options permit us to hire people who otherwise would not be viable. Sure, it might be more productive if everyone on my team worked in the office, but that statement omits the fact that we were the best fit for the jobs on this team and if remote work were not possible, we would not be working at all. It is not a choice of us working remotely with lower productivity vs going into a building and getting more done; the option is between us working remotely vs hiring less suited(but local) people to get the job done.

    So I absolutely agree, all other things held constant, a team working remotely is going to be less productive than if they were in an office together. But other things do not stay equal when permitting remote collaboration.

    1. Re:ceteris paribus by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      I myself like extreme quiet so I can focus, which I could not get being in the office.

      Well put. As a counter point to a detail that supports you main point. I myself like the white noise of human chatter as background noise. No doubt if on a team, one of use would be put in a less productive environment by being in the same office.

  44. Marissa Meyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the typical anachronistic, psychopathic, short-sighted douche-bag of a manager.

    1. Re:Marissa Meyer by wywh · · Score: 1

      Marissa Mayer is seriously hot! ...my first post at /. BTW.

  45. Re: At your desk! by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

    If you need to stay in "the zone" then you don't have a close knit team. You bring up the barrier to be further from the team, not closer.
    Furthermore close knit teams know perfectly well when to leave each other alone and know each others' work habits.

    As for people who work from home, it's total BS. These people work no harder than anyone else and, in case of children, are in a house that is not conducive to concentration. Working longer hours is not the same as being more productive. There is such thing as a separation of work space and home space that gets in the way and kills performance and concentration.

    However, working remotely is not a bad thing per se. It just has to be regularly interchanged with working in the office.

  46. I've worked with good and bad remote workers by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

    The bad did not do as much work as the local workers and would disappear for 15 minutes at a time. What were they doing? Going for a walk? Who knows.

    The good had higher productivity than the local workers.
    Never saw much success with teams with too many remote workers.
    I'm sure it works great for brilliant people but for normal people, it was difficult to have adhoc meetings or expedite things.

    Of course this was for working conditions with too much work. It was hard to do it locally (70 hour weeks). Almost impossible to do it remotely.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    1. Re:I've worked with good and bad remote workers by Seumas · · Score: 1

      If you work in a professional field, I don't see the point in worrying about your employees remotely. If you can only trust them to get work done because they're twenty feet from the boss's desk, then you can't trust them to get work done, period. If you can't trust your employees to be productive without direct and constant physical oversight, then you are hiring the wrong employees.

    2. Re:I've worked with good and bad remote workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I disappear for fifteen minutes when working to get coffee, food, get the coffee out of me, that sort of thing.

    3. Re:I've worked with good and bad remote workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 minutes? The fact that you would even be aware of this tells me everything I need to know about your management style, and I can tell you that you're doing it wrong.

      Some days I disappear for *hours*, yet I still get my work done. And you know what? Some days I work for *hours* during late parts of the day that you would be off getting drunk with old frat buddies or whacking off to the underwear section of an old Sears catalog. But I don't suppose you're aware of the work that gets done during those times, are you Mr. Know-It-All Manager?

    4. Re:I've worked with good and bad remote workers by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstood my comment.

      Almost every time you reached out to this person, there was a 15+ minute delay before they responded.

      This includes IM, Calling on the phone, email. This includes everyone on the team, including the managers.

      Sure-- any one is occasionally going to be away from their desk. But this was constant.

      And they were getting much less work done than the rest of the team.

      Really- we should have just let them go. It was irritating to the rest of the people who were working that this person got a pass because they were a remote worker.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    5. Re:I've worked with good and bad remote workers by smagruder · · Score: 1

      So I guess you don't hire humans who have to take potty breaks? egads

      Besides, under U.S. law, employees get 15 minutes of break for every four hours of work.

      --
      Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
    6. Re:I've worked with good and bad remote workers by smagruder · · Score: 1

      Good response!

      --
      Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
    7. Re:I've worked with good and bad remote workers by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between your not reaching out to the rest of the team and your being completely unresponsive to the team, management and any efforts to reach you (phone, cell phone, im, email).

      It is incumbent on remote workers to be reachable if they want to maintain the privilege of working remotely.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  47. Re: At your desk! by kevmeister · · Score: 1

    Remote workers and face time are not mutually exclusive.

    I worked for over a decade in a "geographically diverse" group. We would see each other in person only occasionally, but we saw each other most every day via teleconferencing. Each of us had a small H.323 conferencing display on our desk all connected to a "virtual water cooler" on the organization's MCU. We all saw one another and could communicate on an ad-hoc basis. We also had a common jabber room. It all worked well for that group. We could and did mute audio and/or video when we were concentrating on something and did not want distraction, but social rules developed quickly that kept the noise level very low, so there was only an occasional need.

    --
    Kevin Oberman, Network Engineer, Retired
  48. but a godess on her knees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    makes her a slut

  49. She has no where to go but better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The quality of the Yahoo is dismal. Almost anything she does is an improvement.
    She can either treat it as a liberating idea and try things, or continue to drag around this
    half, nay 3/4, dead elephant.

  50. What a crock! by SwashbucklingCowboy · · Score: 2

    She wants them to quit so she doesn't have to pay unemployment despite the fact that the company is the one changing the rules.

    1. Re:What a crock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like constructive termination.

    2. Re:What a crock! by TwineLogic · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct. Those who would be forced to relocate rather than resign might have a good case in civil court. I hope they put together a class-action lawsuit immediately.

    3. Re:What a crock! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      One option would be to continue to work remotely, and force them to fire you. Especially if it's in the employment contract.

  51. It depends by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 0

    It depends... and I know that is a weasely cop out but allow me to try and explain for the purposes of (web) development, my field.

    Coding is a solo task, you know what to do, you just got to come up with the code to do it. If you know how to do that, you can work alone pretty easily and the overhead of the going to the office and office life is just wasted time really.

    BUT development is BEST a cooperative task. I have had to take over several projects in the past that had been done by single developers working from their home and I have formed an opinion:

    Developers should be forced at gun point to go outside and interact with people and other developers. Or they go strange. Very strange. Fast. About 30 minutes seems to be the limit.

    It not that the guys who worked on this projects were bad coders... but they were or had become bad developers. And I am not just talking about lack of comments or documentation or only coding for the optimal case and damn error handling.

    I am talking about coming up with solutions to problems which seem to indicate that the person in question google all his answers but had google returning results in reverse order. Literally everything he did was done the least recommended way. Other examples I have seen include coming up with solutions to problems that don't exist. The weirdest data storage solutions for traffic the system would never experience in a million years.

    Normally, in a healthy development team, when one developer gets a crazy idea, he has to present it to his fellow developers... and often just by speaking your idea out loud, you realize your mind has gone spongy and it is time you actually spend some time around people again, socializing. For developers, this means saying "Hi" in the morning. It might not be much but it stops your mind from playing the fairies and starting to think the NoSQL is a solution for you. And this is true because whenever you grow big enough for NoSQL to be needed/useful, your team will no longer consist of a single person thinking he talking to a commitee when he is talking to himself.

    In theory, if you got a strongly compartmentalized system, you could have a coder working on it, solo at home with minimal communication. But if it is seats of your pants coding of a constantly evolving system because of customer demands where everything is closely linked, it does rather help to have everyone in the same office.

    It is possible that the most socially capable and well balanced people could work from home and still be part of a team effort... but lets face it. We are talking IT here. We don't do socially capable and/or balanced. And again, I am not kidding, of co-worker developers the majority has had a medical diagnosis that in polite society would be described by flipping your index-finger across your lips. I swear that sometimes I am the only sane person in the office. Bleep.

    I can see the use of sometimes working from home when you just have to punch in a lot of code but that is not where the core business is for a good developer. That is in finding out where there are shortcomings in the existing system, what the desires are of the end user and what new uses are possible that could help set your product apart.

    And in bouncing ideas of each other to help weed the bad ideas from the good ones.

    Invariably I have noticed that the less communication happens on a project, the worse it gets. I have worked at one office were there where never any meetings, everyone just developed on their own. Does it surprise anyone that the majority of bugs were regression bugs?

    You might make it work with IM and email, I prefer to be able to walk to someone's desk and talk through an idea. As I have become older even with my stunted social skills I have learned not to fear personal contact so much anymore. Get your team to spar and discuss. Lots and often. It means everyone is keeping up-to-date. I have had to let go a number of developers who couldn't be part of the team and insisted

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    1. Re:It depends by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A half hour? really? If I was interrupted every half hour for frivolous or repetitious fraternizing, I'd never get anything done. You sound like one of those managers who's always calling meetings to discuss the smallest minutiae possible just to make himself feel important. You're attacking a stereotype. Not all developers are anti-social neckbeards. Many can, and do regulate their own communications/productivity balance with the rest of the team just fine. They don't need a bell ringing every 45 minutes like they're still in highschool. YOU may prefer to walk up to someone's desk and demand 100% of their focus/time, but while they're busy trying to make you feel better, they're not getting any work done. An IM message, or email allows asynchronous loading where he can order his thoughts and give you a thoughtful reply. I can't count the number of times I've been asked on-the-spot questions that really should be given some time for thought, then been told I'm anti-social for it. It's bullshit.

      While everyone is 'sparring' and 'updating', no work is getting done. Programming is not the same as planning a party. Most programmers find it difficult to focus as it is, and here you are literally driving them to distraction with your attempts at playing therapist. Perhaps you're the only INSANE person in the office, and maybe the work of those canned employee's wasn't so bad. Perhaps it just didn't jive with the politically correct consensus-makes-fact attitude you bred in the office. There are many ways to solve problems.

      Just because you find others' social awkwardness entertaining doesn't make it right to tell them where they must sit or talk with during lunch. This is, again, treating them like children because they don't socialize in the way you'd like. I've worked for managers like you, and frankly, they do little but drive everybody crazy.

    2. Re:It depends by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Programming is not the same as planning a party"

      No, but unless you're a 14 year old bedroom coder , programming is almost always a team activity. If you can't interact with other people then you're going to have a problem holding down a decent programming job. The days of the coder sitting silently in the corner of the office and tossing some finished code over the wall once every month are gone. If they ever existed.

    3. Re:It depends by MrEricSir · · Score: 2

      There's a difference between a "team activity" and having an overzealous boss who prevents actual work getting done just so they can hear the sound of their own voice.

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    4. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps your one of the canned employees whose work was awful.

    5. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bring "PC" into this, please.

    6. Re:It depends by smagruder · · Score: 1

      I don't know who you're responding to specifically, but I say "Right on brother!"

      I've been in jobs where I've had a manager accuse me of things in a personal, familiar way that had nothing to do with the reality of doing the job. Some managers actually get in the way of people getting their job done. That's just a fact of many jobs, and it would be nice if managers would start getting that. Some of us employees are very well socially adjusted, but when we're at work, we want to work and get our assignments done so we can keep our jobs and earn our money to pay for those very well socially adjusted lives on the outside.

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    7. Re:It depends by smagruder · · Score: 1

      Are all programmers strawmen to you, sir?

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    8. Re:It depends by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      No, but unless you're a 14 year old bedroom coder , programming is almost always a team activity.

      "Programming is a team activity" is a mantra espoused by managers who think good code can arise from uncreative grunt-work performed by interchangeable code monkeys operating under regimented conditions. No. The development of any serious software involves creative acts of problem-solving, of the sort that can't be done when a manager or fellow coders are constantly interrupting your deep hack mode.

      Yes, developing code requires coordination, since it's divided into pieces that have to interoperate; but it ultimately comes down to individual acts of creation. And that coordination should, as much as possible, be done in written form, through forums and documentation that can be reviewed years later; rather than through informal desk-walking.

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    9. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The content / length of your post marks you as someone who talks too much and thinks too little.

    10. Re:It depends by Xest · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what languages and technologies does your team work with?

    11. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, I had one of those three levels up from me at Dell. Every quarter this guy would do a 3-hour conference call with about 200 participants. Someone put the conference call on hold! Best Meeting Ever.

  52. She has saved hundreds of people ... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... by cutting their connection to the doomed ship so they are not dragged down with it as it sinks.

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  53. Too hell with resigning. Make them fire you. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you resign- no unemployment benefits.

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  54. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sometimes, not often in today's world of development. We have a group of 8 developers and the ones that need face to face time are generally the weaker ones of the group. No errors are unique these days. Every error I have ever come across can be fixed in 20-30 minutes with a simple google search.

    Even if I merge someone else's code and something breaks, I can look at it for 20 minutes and figure it out. Same with multiple members of the group. We have one remote member that comes in one week every 2 months. He is one of the stronger members of the group. I envy him. When you are remote people can't come by and say "What does this error mean?" even though they have been told how to fix it 3 times before or is such a simple error that they shouldn't have asked the question to begin with. They are forced to email that person or IM them, which can be ignored for hours, like I wish I could do to them while I am in the office.

  55. not black and white by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had the opportunity to do both, work on site and work from home. In my experience, there are pros and cons to both options. Some people will abuse the opportunity to work at home. Others will work even more than they would have. OTOH, yesterday at work, I found it very hard to concentrate on my work when I could overhear five distinct conversations at once.

    My biggest concern with this change is the abrupt nature of it. It really seems like it was made without consideration of the affected employees.

  56. Re: At your desk! by schlachter · · Score: 1

    I think remote employees come about in many cases because a traditional company has an employee or potential hire who is drawing a line in the sand and saying I can only work for you if I work remote. If that employee is good enough or important enough to the business, they might agree, even though everyone recognizes that it would be even better if they were local.

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  57. Re: At your desk! by JWW · · Score: 1

    Yep. I'm thinking this is a golden opportunity for google to hire a ton of remote workers whose job description will be "come up with ways to destroy yahoo". They'll be extremely motivated to do so.

    I have been very unimpressed with Mayer's performance at Yahoo. She's made quite a few moves that are pure pointy haired boss level bullshit.

  58. Work Like A Boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outsource your assignments to some dude in China.

  59. Re: At your desk! by rwyoder · · Score: 2

    It's far easier to concentrate and maintain that concentration when you don't have people constantly coming up to your desk and interrupting you. Since it's easier to concentrate, it's also easier to get into "the zone" and stay in "the zone" for a longer period of time. Further, since you don't commute, people who work from home also tend to work longer hours. So, you do more productive work at home for longer periods of time. I'd say people working from home are more useful for close-knit development teams than ones in the office.

    All true, and more; I opted to start working from home to avoid morons in adjacent cubicles who thought it was appropriate to do things like: 1. Hold impromptu meetings in the adjacent aisle with everyone talking as loudly as possible, 2. Make personal phone calls with the phone on *speaker*. And then they would get PO'd at *me* for objecting.

    And in addition, at home I have use of my own double-width rack of networking gear where I can replicate issues, and test proposed changes. Every instance I've seen of attempts to set up labs at the office always result in gear being commandeered for "emergency" deployment, or "temporary" use, never to be seen again. The result is the only thing left in the company "lab" is broken junk.

  60. Re: At your desk! by tarius8105 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I am in the office, people from different organizations continually come up to me to ask me questions and a lot of times they can figure it out themselves but they're too lazy. These distractions tend to disrupt my thought process and so when I go back to the task I was working on it takes a bit of time for me to get back into that thought process. Its worse when I actually have to go look at something for one of these people. I am also limited at how long I can spend at work due to being single and having two dogs who need to be let out roughly after 9 hours. That means if you take into account my commute I only work 8 hours.

    When I work from home, I am only distracted as needed by people. Most times they send an email which I can respond to at my leisure. I also do not have a time limit and I can go let my dogs outside to relieve themselves and then go back to work. I end up actually working closer to 12 hours when I work from home.

    I will say that yes if I were married and had kids I would probably have distraction at home but I would have to in that situation have a separation in my home where I had an office instead of working from my recliner in the living room.

  61. Re:Goal: A whole company of Mayers? by yog · · Score: 2

    A seagull manager: someone who flies in, shits over everything, and leaves.

    I wonder if Mayer will end up being one of these.

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  62. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You can tell the difference between people who are dependent on their coworkers for help and the people who are constantly propping them up based on how appealing this is to a person.

    Workflow for a remote worker: I think of a task in advance that needs accomplished and I plan ahead for it. I delegate it to a remote worker giving them a required completion date. I get a finished product on or before the required completion date.

    Workflow for a local worker: I don't plan ahead and delegate tasks on a reactionary basis. I throw what human resources I have available at problems as they appear. I am mystified by why people are always missing their delivery projections because they can not plan ahead for the random musing that turns in to an additional task they get saddled with 5 minutes till midnight. This results in them having to work late and missing dinner with their family in an attempt to fit 2 tasks of shit in a 1 task schedule. Then I get angry at them for being late for work in the morning because they overslept.

    100% guarantee the asshole who manages workflows such that they need a local worker goes home at 6pm everyday, elects themselves to leadership roles, and is constantly throwing people under the bus when upper management demands to know why everything is a total clusterfuck.

  63. Re: At your desk! by ohnocitizen · · Score: 2

    Great, and when I want to work for a creepy company that substitutes productivity and earned worker loyalty for forced team building and "face to face" meetings, I'll make that change. Right now though, I want to work for a company that cares about happy and productive employees. Missing a 30-45 minute commute each way, and letting employees choose what is the most productive environment for themselves is a net benefit. Who wants to work for a company that confuses management with out of touch mandates?

  64. Exact opposite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the next-cube-over conversations are distracting. I can't concentrate nearly as well on my work when I am constantly bombarded by phone conversations, office conversations, and people shuffling around. We have a white noise generator. It doesn't work; it just makes everyone talk louder.

    When I work at home, I get more hours in (since I work during the time I would otherwise be traveling to/from work), and I get a lot more done during those hours (because it is quiet and I can concentrate). People with families should set up an office, preferably separated from the house, if they need to avoid being pestered.

    Furthermore, we have many remote employees where I work. We use skype and gotomeeting a lot, as most teams include at least one remote person.

    It works fine.

    Maybe the culture where we work is just better adapted to this, since we have always had and needed remote employees. I don't know. But the complaints I hear people making about working remotely just don't fit my experience having done it, and having worked with people doing it, for years.

    1. re: Exact opposite by sirwired · · Score: 1

      It sounds like your noise generator needs adjustment. Ours shuts off at 7PM every day, and when it does, I can clearly hear conversations several aisles away. When it's one, the range is much shorter, but still long enough that I can hear conversations about one "cube pod radius" away. (Facilities was fiddling with it one day, and we could clearly tell when they borked it up, and it did indeed make it hard to hear.)

      The generator may also be set to the wrong frequency set. It should be set to "pink" noise, not white noise.

      In any case, I understand where you are coming from on the issue of distractions. We have small enclosed rooms where you can flee if you have some extended (several hour) block of work you need to get done.

      However, in a support group like the one I work for, we are largely "interrupt-driven"; it's not like development where you need an extended block of time to "get in the groove". My longest-length single task during the day might take a 1/2 hour; most of my day involves extensive multitasking (I have about 30 browser tabs and an equal number of windows open at any one time.) And with the complexity and size of our product set (literally everything my (large) company sells or support that attaches to a Fibre Channel port) Skype and screen-sharing simply would not cut the proverbial mustard.

    2. Re: Exact opposite by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That's why it's a nightmare when you have to do both. Having separate dev & support teams isn't the solution either, since support generally becomes "finishing what the dev team threw together but didn't bother getting right because they wanted to play with the new shiny".

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  65. Uh huh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judging by the horrid web page redesign, I'm going to out on a limb and guess that this decision wasn't thought through as well as it could have been.....

  66. Yahoo rose, then fell by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    And people are suprised big changes are happening? She's seen Yahoo rise from the outside, and fall from the outside. Now that she's on the inside maybe, just maybe she has seen the flaws in their culture and is trying to address it. My suspicion is that Yahoo has an inner culture that was allowed to grow in the craziness of when they could do no wrong. Fact is they are not Google, or Microsoft, or Oracle. They are a struggling company that has a lot of extra baggage from the dotcom boom and bust. She now sees that she needs to tear it down and try to start from scratch. Remote working is collatoral damage to that.

  67. Fire yourselves! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is likely a reduction-in-force plan without having to fire anybody. Everyone has to come to Yahoo's office, but that's impossible. Some remote workers live too far away, and those who live close enough won't find enough desks to sit.

    Yahoo's stock went up after this tough CEO announcement to slacking workers. If the CEO fired all those employees, then the stock might go the other way.

  68. Re: At your desk! by sjames · · Score: 5, Funny

    Managers are like dogs, all the way up to the executive level. When they enter a new area, they mark their territory by pissing all over everything.

  69. Re: At your desk! by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It entirely depends on the individual, the company and the circumstances...
    If I go into the office, the place is like a zoo... I am constantly interrupted, the environment is noisy, the seats are uncomfortable, the a/c doesn't work in summer and the heating doesn't work in winter, the network is slow and unreliable (and worse if more people are there), and most people are agitated having just suffered through an hour+ commute to get there.
    If I work at home i have a quiet office room which is dedicated to work, which contains a comfortable chair etc. When i have lunch i only have to go as far as the kitchen, eat and then return to work instead of having to leave the building and stand in line.
    If i need to communicate with colleagues they can email, im or call me depending on the urgency of the communication, and they know only to call (which forces me to stop whatever i'm already doing to answer) if its an urgent matter.
    I don't have any children, i am here alone during the day.
    I don't work longer hours at home, but it does mean that i get more relaxation time since i don't lose 3 hours/day to commuting (time which is totally non productive and wasted). But you are right about working longer hours not being more productive, as you get tired you become less able to concentrate and are more prone to mistakes... A lot of people fail to understand this however, and would prefer staff to work longer hours, they often think of their employees as machines in this respect.

    So working from home i waste no time on commuting, i sit more comfortably and i have less distractions. I am generally able to get considerably more done when at home than if i was in the office.

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  70. When multiplayer comes to the office. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technically one can create a shared audio space. Just ask all the people who play multiplayer.

    1. Re:When multiplayer comes to the office. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically one can create a shared audio space. Just ask all the people who play multiplayer.

      The Squawk Box/Hoot-n-Holler has been around much longer than multiplayer gaming. But it's just not the same, we tried a polycom conference phone dialed into a conference bridge so remote workers could hear what's going on in the office, but it wasn't worth it.

  71. Re: At your desk! by sjames · · Score: 2

    Then necessarily, close knit teams are unproductive. "the zone" is where the good things happen that make some individual programmers more productive than 10 others.

    In truth though, close knit teams do have 'the zone' because they also recognize that a constant stream of yadda-tadda doesn't get the job done. They know when to shut up and code and when to talk things through. They don't get upset when they can't go hang out at other people's cubicles when they're bored.

  72. Hopefully nobody resigns! by TwineLogic · · Score: 2

    When a person resigns, they are not eligible for unemployment insurance. What Yahoo is proposing is a restructuring of their work-force, a "lay-off." Unless they are offering a superior severance package, the ethical thing to do is lay these employees off, so they can collect the unemployment insurance they deserve.

    None of them are resigning by choice, and if the alternative is that they will be fired for cause, Yahoo should be deeply ashamed of their new CEO.

    1. Re:Hopefully nobody resigns! by slew · · Score: 1

      When a person resigns, they are not eligible for unemployment insurance.

      That's not really true. A friend of mine runs a small business in silicon valley (Fremont), and one of her workers quit and moved with her husband 60 miles away to Stockton. When she applied for unemployment, California classified this as "voluntary quit with good cause" and granted her full benefits even though her husband was commuting from Stockton to Milpitas (about 5 miles from Fremont) every day. After 3 protests with the mediation board and eventually a full hearing with the board, the inital ruling didn't change.

      My friend was not necessarily trying to invalidate her benefits, just trying to avoid the ex-worker's UI benefits charged to her UI account which caused her UI premiums to rise, but of course CA being broke they certainly wanted to bill her UI benefits to some company and not the general funds, so I guess all this protest was futile.

      Short story, unemployment benefits can be granted for just about any reason you can convice a bunch of government bureaucrats is a good reason. Don't believe that whole "when you quit, you don't get unemployment benefits" nonsense. I'm guessing that changing the terms of employment causing travelling or relocation hardship will definitely be judged as "voluntary quit with good cause" and eligible for full benefits.

      http://www.edd.ca.gov/uibdg/Voluntary_Quit_VQ_5.htm

      The only question is what happens with cross-state employment (e.g., say an employee in Nebraska). I'm not so sure they are eligible for CA unemployment, so they would have to apply for unemployment in their own state (or country), which may not be so lenient (or generous) with UI benefits.

    2. Re:Hopefully nobody resigns! by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but I am quite certain some employees probably have the "work from home" thing in their employment contract, because they do in fact, live in some place like Wisconsin or Alaska. For them to unilaterally declare this puts Yahoo in breach of legal contracts, and lawyers for employees will eat this shit up.

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    3. Re:Hopefully nobody resigns! by truesaer · · Score: 1

      It's true that you can potentially get benefits, but it's going to depend on the state's regulations, the decision of various UI officers, and probably require at least one hearing. Not fun.

  73. My company already whent through this and ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the results were a big improvement. My company had found remote employees were generally less connected with what we were trying to accomplish. HIred a new VP to adopt "Agile" and use Scrum, gave the remote folks a choice of which most decided to stay, moved work from India back to US and assigned separate independent work to India team.

    Results: Schedules are now met, drama down, overtime greatly reduced, problems detected and dealt with. Is it perfect? Of course not, and no place is, but it is a lot better, and having folks easier to talk to in person much better.

    Are there people who make remote work for software development? Probably, but my experience is that in person is better. Of course remote is ok for dealing with house repair and other issues, but not week in and week out.

    1. Re:My company already whent through this and ... by Seumas · · Score: 2

      I think this depends on the size of your business and organizations. How do you manage to make physical proximity versus remote meaningful (or even possible) in a large scale company with large lines of business, all around the world? If you have tens of thousands of employees (or over a hundred thousand, even), it becomes unrealistic to have everyone that would need to work close together out of the same office, in which case they may as well just be remote.

      I also think that this idea that only in-office can be trusted is a mix of experience with unprofessional employees (ie, poor hiring) and paranoid management (ie, old guys or control-freaks). Failures are less a function of the remote nature and more a function of the company's culture, perhaps. If you're an experienced professional with a six figure-ish salary, do you really need a boss breathing over your shoulder in meat-space to compel you to do your job? And do you really need to be in the same stinky conference room to have a meaningful meeting instead of just dialing into the same conference line?

      I work with incredible people and have for over a decade, so it's hard to differentiate one group from another, but I'll tell you -- the guys who work remotely? They're the ones who are on a thing until it's done. They aren't pushing the work onto someone else at 4:55PM, because they can't wait to get home. They're the ones on for hours after work, because work still needs done and fires still need putting out and they care about their work and their clients. They're the ones checking in over night or in the middle of the weekend just to see if everything is okay. They're the ones carrying pagers and cell phones to be available 24x7, even if they're not on stand-by. And since most of these people have ten or twenty years of experience (some even more), I would expect nothing less from them.

      . . . and there's no lack of sense of team or camaraderie, either. We are in constant communication with each other on everything from work issues to water-cooler discussion and personal issues that impact work, 24x7. That's what chat rooms and IM and email and video chat and all the other modern convenience technologies are for.

    2. Re:My company already whent through this and ... by Zenin · · Score: 1

      How do you manage to make physical proximity versus remote meaningful (or even possible) in a large scale company with large lines of business, all around the world? If you have tens of thousands of employees (or over a hundred thousand, even), it becomes unrealistic to have everyone that would need to work close together out of the same office, in which case they may as well just be remote.

      Easy, you break the groups up into teams. You don't need all 20,000 employees in the same spot. But any given team of 5-7 absolutely can and should be.

      I work with incredible people and have for over a decade, so it's hard to differentiate one group from another, but I'll tell you -- the guys who work remotely? They're the ones who are on a thing until it's done. They aren't pushing the work onto someone else at 4:55PM, because they can't wait to get home. They're the ones on for hours after work, because work still needs done and fires still need putting out and they care about their work and their clients. They're the ones checking in over night or in the middle of the weekend just to see if everything is okay. They're the ones carrying pagers and cell phones to be available 24x7, even if they're not on stand-by. And since most of these people have ten or twenty years of experience (some even more), I would expect nothing less from them.

      Why are you having so many fires to fight? At every hour of the day, every day of the week, never ending? Why have you chosen to accept this sorry state of affairs? Have you become so hardened you can't even imagine a better way?

      Maybe, just maybe...if all those smart, committed people actually worked as a team you could start fixing problems and producing more rather then just putting out fires all the time. Better for the customers, better for the company, and better for all of you who no longer need to work crazy hours fighting fires caused by things that should have been fixed years ago.

      I used to work like you. Incredibly hard, incredibly dedicated, and filled with incredible pride each time I Saved The Day by putting out yet another fire. I used to run to fires, I loved the thrill of it. But you know what? I realized I was one of those very smart people working very, very dumb. Older and hopefully wiser, I look at fires now as warning lights rather then beacons.

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  74. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >If you need to stay in "the zone" then you don't have a close knit team. You bring up the barrier to be further from the team, not closer.

    You are a total and complete idiot who has no idea whatsoever about the difference between introvert and extrovert, and dopamine vs adrenaline driven minds. What makes it worse is that you go one and speak like you have to say something of importance. It's just the noise of an idiot.

  75. Re: At your desk! by epyT-R · · Score: 2

    Unlike football, programming involves lots of solitary mental exercise. 'The zone' is the mental state where thought happens most efficiently for the individual. Denying your programmers this out of some misconceived notion of 'team cohesion' only shoots your company in the foot.

    However, I do agree that separated home/work space can help some people concentrate better.

  76. Re: At your desk! by madprof · · Score: 1

    This is my point. Close knit teams know when to leave each other alone. This means the advantage of remote working (not being disturbed) is lessened. And the advantages of having someone close by are there too.

  77. Re: At your desk! by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hear this fallacy a lot.

    When I work from home, I'm still pairing up with another developer over skype/tmux, and I am super productive doing it.

    It's 2012, there's no reason remote working should incur a penalty in collaboration.

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  78. Re:Too hell with resigning. Make them fire you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fired for just cause = no benefits either.

  79. Re: At your desk! by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    Whups, lol, year fail.

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  80. Greetings from a liar (not) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "employees work because they are being paid ... Anyone who says differently is lying,"

    Hi, I'm one of those liars that say differnetly. Companies exist for the same reason that you exist. You just do. While it's true that most companies must turn a profit to survive (except for those which are some rich persons vanity project), it doesn't mean they need to be driven by money.

    Similary, employees have many reasons for working, although it's hard to give a company all your productive hours for free, you'll need to get something in return.

    1. Re:Greetings from a liar (not) by pla · · Score: 2

      Companies exist for the same reason that you exist. You just do. While it's true that most companies must turn a profit to survive (except for those which are some rich persons vanity project), it doesn't mean they need to be driven by money.

      Heya boss - SEC on line 1 for you. Something about "maximizing shareholder value"?

    2. Re:Greetings from a liar (not) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't see "public" in GP or GGP.

    3. Re:Greetings from a liar (not) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to break it to you but private companies don't report to the SEC nor have shit all to do with them.
      If the SEC called my one man LLC, they would be getting voicemail and ignored.

      Are you honestly so stupid as to not know the difference between a public company and a private one???

  81. Remote workers at Google, an Marissa by tlambert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I worked at Google, there were a lot of remote workers, since teams were put together for specific purposes, and the geographic locations varied widely between the best people for the task at hand. This worked as well, in 99% of the cases, as having the person locally in the office. But Google has a pretty big, pretty sophisticated teleconferencing infrastructure which perhaps Yahoo does not have/can not currently afford to buy.

    It's also frequently very difficult to communicate corporate culture remotely; for this reason, when someone was hired permanently into a position in the team, even from another team already within Google, they were expected to spend several months with their coworkers in Mountainview. If the office containing most of the on-site team had been in Germany, they would have been expected there instead.

    I imagine that it would be amazingly difficult to make a cultural shift in a company with remote workers, even if you imposed the same restrictions in terms of having them work locally, and if, as Marissa seems to be trying to do, you do it by throwing a big switch, that's a rather large up front cost, unless you own Marriott Suites or a similar housing complex.

    That said, Marissa is apparently trying to turn Yahoo into a mini-Google. I don't know how this will work out for them, but it probably can't be worse than if they'd taken the purchase offer from Microsoft and become a mini-Microsoft.

    My gut feeling is that this isn't going to be terrifically successful; I knew a lot of the people who were initially involved in Yahoo. I also know that a lot of managers dislike managing remotely on general principles; for those managers, the people "allowed" to work remotely were the "rock stars": people who were allowed to be remote not because the managers were OK with it, but because they would otherwise lose the talent. They've already had something of a brain-drain: I know several of the Yahoo top technical people already jumped to Facebook, Google, and other companies, some of them years ago, when it looked like Yahoo was starting to go down hill.

    It really remains to be seen what, other than a mini-Google, Marissa is trying to build at Yahoo, but it should be interesting to watch.

    1. Re:Remote workers at Google, an Marissa by yuhong · · Score: 1

      I think it is a good starting point.

    2. Re:Remote workers at Google, an Marissa by smagruder · · Score: 1

      Yes, slow-motion train wrecks are quite the sight. :)

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    3. Re:Remote workers at Google, an Marissa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for those managers, the people "allowed" to work remotely were the "rock stars": people who were allowed to be remote not because the managers were OK with it, but because they would otherwise lose the talent.

      You hit the nail on the head.

      Managers in corporations these days will get away with anything they can. If they can get the talent in a kennel (or office) instead of freely roaming the work, they will.

      If they can get the talent to wear a leash in that kennel (or a tie at that office), they will. Anything to degrade the employee and remind him that the employee needs management, when in fact it's quite the other way around.

      In the end, many people are pushovers (and have reason to be, and have mouths to feed, and have bought too many things on credit).

  82. Telecommuting is a double edged sword by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Careful what you wish for, Slashdotters, if your job can be done from home it can be done from India.

    1. Re:Telecommuting is a double edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful what you wish for, Slashdotters, if your job can be done from home it can^h^h^gwill be done from India.

      Fixed that for ya.

    2. Re:Telecommuting is a double edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not by any of the Indian devs I've ever encountered.

    3. Re:Telecommuting is a double edged sword by smagruder · · Score: 1

      Well, with time zone, cultural and language differences, it's not exactly all that.

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    4. Re:Telecommuting is a double edged sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even if your job cannot be done from office and it is done on computer , it can be very well done from India.

  83. Marissa Mayer work-from-home CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny how Marissa Mayer started her Yahoo career working from home - as a CEO!

  84. I would leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I would try to get a huge some in court first.

  85. Got Outsourcing? by Mybrid · · Score: 1

    Got cognitive dissonance?

    The cognitive dissonance of juxtaposing management okay for outsourcing globally and management not okay for remote access domestically is simply stunning.

  86. Re: At your desk! by BetterSense · · Score: 1

    By our own admission, you are a benefit to the team when you are at work. If you stay home, sure YOU can focus better, but those 'people from different organizations' all have to go figure things out for themselves (in other words reinvent the wheel) instead of simply asking you. The impact to the organization as a whole may be a wash.

    Unless you are more important than "these people" or make substantially more, that is.

    I know that when I work from home, it seems like I get a lot more done. But then, what was the aggregate impact of my not being in the office, therefore not contributing in meetings, not helping out the new guys, not answering questions for people, and so on? How well would the whole organization work if everyone was an island and never distracted by anyone else? That would be the opposite of teamwork.

  87. Re: At your desk! by sjames · · Score: 1

    Such a team can probably do well with a mailing list, perhaps a private IRC and the occasional conference call.

    Some of the most successful software out there was written collaboratively by a team that has never met in person.

  88. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LMFTFY

    Remote workers are not as useful for ad-hoc development teams that have ill-defined requirements.

  89. All about layoffs... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll bet you my US Robotics modem this is simply about layoffs. Laying off people is expensive - However, if they quit, well that's much cheaper.

    "You have to come into the office now."
    "Come into the office? No way. I quit."

    1. Re:All about layoffs... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Laying off people is expensive - However, if they quit, well that's much cheaper.

      ** DING DING DING** We have a winner! That's EXACTLY what is going on. Now it will be interesting to see if anyone fights the changes to their terms of employment, and whether they are successful. Yahoo!: so much success, and such determination to fail. Why not cull the lamest or least productive employees, rather than the ones who are simply the easiest to convince to quit? Very shortsighted, though not surprising, as this is Yahoo!, after all.

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    2. Re:All about layoffs... by DirtyLiar · · Score: 1

      Very shortsighted, though not surprising, as this is Yahoo!, after all.

      Are you saying that Yahoo! is being run by a bunch of yahoos?

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  90. A workforce reduction/outsourcing in disguise ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1: Announce all remote employees come to office or be fired.
    Step 2: Lots of employees quit/are fired.
    Step 3: Announce outsourcing (many of recently freed) jobs to somewhere that labor is cheaper.

  91. Re:Too hell with resigning. Make them fire you. by Zarhan · · Score: 1

    I'm not working for Yahoo (or in the US for that matter), but work from home 3 to 4 days a week on average (office is 170 km away). I have the telecommuting detailed in my contract. If you are a remote worker for Yahoo and the contract stipulates that your place of work is not at the office, can you really be fired with a just cause?

  92. Employment contracts are important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you take a job with the understanding you'll be able to work remotely, make sure it's in your employment contract!
    I made the mistake of not ensuring something verbally agreed to with interviewers at a particular company made it into the contract, and when that thing wasn't provided when they became my employer, I had no real recourse.

  93. Re: At your desk! by skegg · · Score: 2
  94. That is the ugliest web page in all history. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It hurt my eyes.
    I was hoping for a new portal but that is not it.
    Holly Christ.
    If I were those workers I would find a new job.
    That is a sinking ship for sure.

  95. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh look, somebody's afraid to stand up and say, "Hey fellas, this little meeting's been going on for 5 minutes now, and you're getting noisy & really distracting me. Could you take it to a conference room, please?"

    Your point about "better test labs" at home is fucking retarded, too. If your company doesn't give you proper gear to test with, then why in god's name would you buy it all yourself and make up their shortfall? Congrats on being a spineless jellyfish.

  96. Hard to say what's really going on by forgottenusername · · Score: 1

    Yahoo is a large company that isn't doing so well. It's had countless acquisitions of smaller comanies which generally keep their middle management layers relatively intact. You have to figure there are hundreds of employees that are essentially dead weight or are at least vastly underperforming, which is made all the easier by being fulltime remote.

    I read it more as "trying to shake things up / refocus / cut out dead weight" than "WFH is evil!!". I wouldn't be surprised at some exclusions or a change in the policy when things settle out and Yahoo is on a more sustainable path.

  97. Yeah, that's it! by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

    An Internet company that doesn't allow employees to work over via, um ... the Internet. Makes perfect sense

  98. I'll be renting my spare bedroom to Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This way I'll be working in official Yahoo office space AND make a little money on the side!

  99. Unemployment Insurance Scheme by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

    To me this looks like she thinks the remote workers are a safe group to layoff without increasing the unemployment rates Yahoo pays. Workers who quit don't get unemployment, and workers who refuse to quit or relocate are insubordinate and can be fired for cause and also don't get unemployment.

    1. Re:Unemployment Insurance Scheme by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Does Constructive Dismissal not apply in UI cases?

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    2. Re:Unemployment Insurance Scheme by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      Sure it does, but the employee has to prove their case. Likely only a fraction will persist pursuing that point.

  100. www.yahoo.com by disciple8959 · · Score: 1

    New Yahoo looks like old AOL

  101. Re:Too hell with resigning. Make them fire you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you resign- no unemployment benefits.

    This is not necessarily true, but it varies on a state by state basis (some will grant benefits in quit or be fired situations if the firing was not due to misconduct, as well to relocation situations, although those can be hard to win). It'll be an interesting question to see whether Yahoo will be able to oppose benefits in all of the different jurisdictions they opposite in.

  102. I have been a "teleworker" for 12 years now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will never go back to the hell hole of cube farms and people physically interrupting my work. Fuck that shit.

    I say we fucking tax the living shit out of these dumbass corps that require knowledge workers to unnecessarily sit for hours in traffic everyday. The living hell that is silicon valley traffic would improve dramatically.

    If your business is tech and your methods are luddite - you need to be punished until you figure it the fuck out.

  103. Bub-bye. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo is beginning to circle the drain. Considering the level of hate, prejudice, and ignorance that I see in the majority of message postings after articles, I say good riddance. One less forum for people to spread hate and ignorance.

  104. Cubicles Suck by brendon.lloyd · · Score: 1

    I've been reading a lot of comments that talk about close-knit teams that need to overhear people, get people to come over and look at their desks, and that's all well and good.

    But screen-sharing, chat rooms for collaboration, and bridge conferences have been around for a while, and companies that have a strategic outlook on telecommuting (like IBM, for example), know how to use those to effectively replace the "face time" with something better.

    Which is the ability for an employee to choose where they want to live, constrained only by their access to an internet connection, and not be concerned with commuting every morning and night. This allows a company to retain highly-skilled labor without paying them more money. An astute employee would figure out what economic benefit the lack of commuting provides in time and expense, and use that in determining how much money they should be making at a remote position versus on-site.

    I have done the cubicle thing for over a decade, and I have done and continue to do the remote thing for a few years, and let me tell you, unequivocally:

    Cubicles suck. You're sitting there in a tiny cubicle all day, looking at your screen, while your boss sits in a sweet office and demands that you come in at a certain time, because he has no other way of telling whether you are being productive or not. Then you get called at 1am to fix a problem from home. This is incredibly annoying when you have just spent all day at work, and may or may not be getting any overtime compensation or even paid for the extra hours you work. I know that I am personally much less annoyed when called about a problem at 1am if I have been at home all day, than I would be if I had been stuck in a cubicle all day.

    Then again, the on-site office situation is great for a certain brand of middle manager, because again, they get a sweet office, and again, they don't actually have to figure out who's being productive, because they can simply look around and see who appears to be concentrating the hardest.

    This may be Meyer's strategy, or maybe she's simply announcing that she's arrived, and she's in charge. Much like how Patton showed up in Europe and demanded that his combat troops all wear neckties. Or maybe she's trying to cut that payroll down with some attrition.

  105. Not true always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I worked with a team developing a complex OS from scratch that had one member working remotely 4 days a week. The manager urged several of the others, including the leader, to go home and come back when they needed to or wanted to get the team together.

    It takes extraordinary people and a level of trust but we saw increased productivity with them working remotely due to the lack of interruptions. Sometimes two would work from someone's basement, sometimes one, sometimes nobody was in the office and they were all at home. Design meetings were in the office, generally a day a week. Now the weeks of early design were in the office, true. But 50% of the time was away from the office distractions.

    So saying "always less productive" isn't true, it depends on the task, the people and the motivation. The management can help by protecting them from other managers but the people do it themselves.

  106. Bye Bye Yahoo... by hackus · · Score: 1

    Completely contrary to what is going on economically and socially.

    I work with businesses everyday that face:

    1) Huge Real Estate and tax bills for property.
    2) Huge Tax bills for labor.
    3) Huge and continuing increases in the costs of electricity, gas.

    They will do anything to cut these and remote offices is a big booming market right now.

    If you can get rid of a car, extra gas, insurance this is a gigantic plus for employees who work remotely. People work very hard to preserve their jobs when faced with a home office and businesses love the savings.

    Yahoo's CEO is off the rocking chair and I suspect yahoo won't be around for very much longer.

    -Hack

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  107. The actual leaked memo by davidwr · · Score: 1

    âoePhysically Togetherâ: Hereâ(TM)s the Internal Yahoo No-Work-From-Home Memo for Remote Workers and Maybe More is an followup to TFA.

    If it gets taken down, here's some key phrases to search for:

    "With the introduction of initiatives like FYI, Goals and PB&J, we want everyone to participate"

    "for the rest of us who occasionally have to stay home for the cable guy, please use your best judgment in the spirit of collaboration"

    Comment: BP&J? Please tell me this has nothing to do with sandwiches.

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  108. Yahoo Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Title says it all

  109. Re:Too hell with resigning. Make them fire you. by JMandingo · · Score: 1

    My thought exactly. No COBRA for your insurance either. I am sure that HR will word the choice as "resign" hoping that as many dummies as possible will make that mistake. I would just refuse to make the choice and spend my days job searching until they officially kicked me to the curb.

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  110. Yahoo.com Changed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still looks likes like someone threw up all the days news on a website and called it a day with a bar at the top that might search for crap. Google site is still better then any of the others because it doesn't has all the crap.

  111. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I give a big el shruggo to this one. My last couple of contract employers have been huge on working from home, and also teams made up of people in remote offices which comes to the same. I currently go into the office every day - and am often the only one on my team who is there! In theory, I'm still skeptical about this, about the productivity of the average or even above-average worker, working from home in their pjs with kids and dogs televisions and running family errands. OTOH losing two hours a day to commute doesn't improve overall productivity or concentration either. It's mildly odd to find an Interwebs leader like Yahoo cutting down on remote work. What next, they shut down home access to Yahoo and make customers go to storefronts?

  112. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah, I just meant to add the critical thought, that putrid office space, tiny cubes, makes working "in the office" a joke anyway.

    One Yahoo facility I saw down here in SoCal was just that putrid.

    So, again, YMMV.

  113. Memo URL by Mybrid · · Score: 1

    YAMU
    Physically Together: Here's the Internal Yahoo No-Work-From-Home Memo for Remote Workers and Maybe More
    http://allthingsd.com/20130222/physically-together-heres-the-internal-yahoo-no-work-from-home-memo-which-extends-beyond-remote-workers/

  114. So She's the one by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    To put her "stamp" on the horrible abortion that is the new Yahoo interface

    Aside from large parts that do not work, it is ridiculous to see a headline paragraph of every story in the group. Those are some horribly long pages.

    I really have to question the good sense of anyone who thinks that is good web page design.

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  115. Re: At your desk! by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2

    Shoot. Would have been nice to have snuck in a post like this before you realized your mistake:

    Headline: Man works from home; does not know what year it is.

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  116. Totally disagree. by binary+paladin · · Score: 2

    In this day and age there is simply no reason. I work on a small team right now and the guy I do the most work with is remote all the time. Between IM, email, phone calls and video chat there is no drop off between him and anyone else I work with. Office time != face time. I agree that face time can be very important, but there are just too many tools available these days for physical location to matter.

  117. Agreed. by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

    For all the people here talking about the value of "office time" (they say face time but they mean office time) I have yet to find it. Meetings are mostly useless. Talking without a digital aid of some sort is inefficient a lot of the time. Video chat + IM is my preferred method when I need to really COMMUNICATE about something technical. I can trade links, code all while talking through something. There are people IN MY OWN OFFICE that I do this with because it is superior to talking face to face.

    The people I know who suck at telecommuting generally suck when they're not. Whether it's Facebook and Imgur in the office or at home, it's still wasted time.

    At least half the time I really need to get work done, I stay home. There are times when I'm working with physical equipment that going to the office makes sense, but when I'm tuning servers or something my location is totally irrelevant. There are just too many tools in this day and age to make telecommuting fantastic not to do it. Plus, how much can a company save on office space? This is big consideration if you're a small operation.

  118. Re: At your desk! by madprof · · Score: 1

    I made an observation about development teams. I guess in that way I assumed everyone was a developer, yes.

  119. Which means... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    The best and brightest will find other employment, and the rest will move to HQ and be mediocre in person rather than from home. When given an option like this, everyone looks for another position, and the ones who have marketable skills get hired away, leaving the dead weight on board.

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  120. This is the right move by afgam28 · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that people here are so against this. Despite the stereotype of programmers working alone in a dark basement, software development is a collaborative activity.

    Yes it's good to get into "the zone" and distractions can break that. But this is more than offset by being able to get other people together to design something on a whiteboard, or have someone more familiar with the code help debug something with you. I can't count the number of times when I've spent ages searching for a bug, and had a colleague come over and spot it almost immediately. The same thing has happened the other way around on countless occasions.

    1. Re:This is the right move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it's good to get into "the zone" and distractions can break that.

      distractions will break that. # distractions * time_to(GetInZone)

      But this is more than offset by being able to get other people together to design something on a whiteboard,

      Only if you aren't "Getting Real". And if you're not - design should be completed *before* implementation, so moot point.

      or have someone more familiar with the code help debug something with you. I can't count the number of times when I've spent ages searching for a bug, and had a colleague come over and spot it almost immediately. The same thing has happened the other way around on countless occasions.

      Which they would also spot remotely if you could succinctly explain what you're working on and what problems you have. That plus a list o'files you're working on...

    2. Re:This is the right move by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      design should be completed *before* implementation, so moot point.

      No, no no. We're an agile shop. Our last project started out as tic-tac-toe for the PS3 and now it's a realtime OS for managing aircraft carriers. When I say now, I mean when it's finished. Which will be like real soon now.

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  121. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on the moment I read the post it was obvious she's just getting rid of people without having to fire them.

  122. OK, let's not work from home! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I mean... no checking email after 5pm.
    No code reviewing that bug on Saturday morning.
    No spending time on the drive home thinking about that tiling algorithm.
    And definitely, definitely, no logging in and coding over the weekend.

    I mean - fair is fair. WFH is the trade-off for always-on mode employees are often expected to be in. If Yahoo (or anyone else) is not happy with this trade-off - FINE. We shouldn't support them with free overtime.

  123. work life balance by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    I read an article on Mayer, it seems a disappointing move from such a progressive woman. Perhaps she is part of the boys club after all.

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    1. Re:work life balance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She does work from home. She has a mini apartment with a kid's room next to her office.

  124. Silver Linings by SomewhereInTheUs · · Score: 1

    I was going to get indignant about this but it's Yahoo!. So you get kicked off the ship twelve months before it sinks? That just increases the likelihood that you'll get to watch the inevitable from dry land.

    And in any event, anyone working from home and working for Yahoo! should have spent the last 2 years finding a better job.

  125. So last decade by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Who cares? Isn't Yahoo just about as relevant as AOL these days? They won't be around much longer anyway.

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  126. What is a portal? by Arker · · Score: 1

    Back in the day Yahoo provided a useful index of a ton of sites, with human review and higher quality than most similar sites. That was useful.

    But a 'web portal' is something exists only to serve advertisers. Typically some nice but completely computer illiterate sod didnt notice a checkbox and it got set as their homepage within a few hours of turning the computer on, if it wasnt set that way by the OEM to begin with. Ever since, it has been "the first page on the internet" for these victims^wfolks and as a result they visit it frequently, and most often start 'surfing' by clicking a link from the 'portal'.

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  127. Re:Too hell with resigning. Make them fire you. by Mspangler · · Score: 1

    "If you resign- no unemployment benefits."

    That is not always true, especially in this case; check your state's laws on the subject. For example, in Washington State:

    RCW 50.20.050
    Disqualification for leaving work voluntarily without good cause

    2(b) An individual is not disqualified from benefits under (a) of this subsection when:

    [assorted other stuff]

      (vii) The individual's worksite changed, such change caused a material increase in distance or difficulty of travel, and, after the change, the commute was greater than is customary for workers in the individual's job classification and labor market;

  128. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, it's actually 2013 here where I am. Maybe you need to telecommute outside or buy a calendar? ;)

  129. everyone at my company works from home by swframe · · Score: 1

    We're hiring Java web developers!

  130. Yahoo who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still trying to figure out what this "Yahoo" thing is and how it might be relevant to the modern world. From the article title, it would appear to be some kind of business, maybe a small one because they need to have their employees physically in the building?

    I vaguely recall some commercial advertisement in the 90s about some internet-based company with an annoying yodeling audio hook at the end. Is that the same company?

  131. Cutting staff by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    Hundreds of workers have been given the choice: start showing up for work at HQ (which would require relocation in many cases), or resign.

    What this is is a way to cut staff without actually having to fire anyone, reducing liability and severance costs. Sounds like a company (still) in trouble.

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  132. It was meant to be a joke by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't think anyone would take the half hour remark literal. I thought most people would have the social skills to see this as clearly an exaggeration. Clearly I was wrong. Might I recommend you spend some more time around people and learn to pick up on when someone is being literal and when someone is exaggerating for comic effect?

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    1. Re:It was meant to be a joke by oursland · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't think anyone would take the half hour remark literal.

      I have had a manager who behaves, literally, as you claim you do. You think you're being flippant or glib, but you aren't. There are managers who want to be a part of the process and they think that means interrupting everyone who is actually working. And from your tirade, you sound like you're one of them. You think you're doing everyone good with your frequent communication sessions, but you're actually an impediment to actual progress.

  133. Re: At your desk! by smagruder · · Score: 1

    But you assume his job was to service questions from other organizations rather than do the job he was hired to do. How do you expect an employee to get their assignments done if they are crazily distracted all the time?

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  134. here it comes by BonThomme · · Score: 1

    "core hours" in 3, 2, 1...

  135. Insightful? It's 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, except its 2013.

  136. You make bad choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "3. For new spiffy pages, new spiffy URLs. Yes folks, you can have a DIFFERENT URL for new content. Funny how Mayer spent so much time in the biz and doesn't know that."

    You're an idiot.

  137. Re:Too hell with resigning. Make them fire you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on the cause/state actually

  138. Telecommuting worked "great"...before Scrum, Agile by Zenin · · Score: 3

    I used to be a huge advocate of telecommuting and did it myself for the better part of a decade.

    For years now I've been seeing a growing wave of Agile methodology, particularly Scrum, being adopted. Very much for the better. And while it's technically possible to use these methods with remote team members, it's far from ideal.

    No matter how much technology you throw at the problem (IM, video, holograms), the reality is you throw away practically all the possible gains when team members are remote. Hell, just having the team spread out farther then a couple cubes away is incredibly detrimental. And it isn't about the ease of distracting your co-worker all the time (which anyone would agree is bad). No, it's about the ease of collaborating with your team member.

    I'm seeing a significant re-thinking of the use of out-sourcing/off-shoring, specifically because a good Scrum team of half a dozen people in house can drastically outperform any number of off-shore contractors. The economics make more sense to keep the work in house. But they have to be a team, and they have to be co-located, period. Anything else and you just don't get remotely close to the same performance...which means there's no real benifit of an in house group, which means the most sensible choice is to out-source it to India.

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    In other words, 6 lone wolf rock stars will get destroyed by 6 average, typical workers who work together as a team. And the team members will do it without working 15 hour days.

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  139. Re: At your desk! by XopherMV · · Score: 1

    Oh look, somebody's afraid to stand up and say, "Hey fellas, this little meeting's been going on for 5 minutes now, and you're getting noisy & really distracting me. Could you take it to a conference room, please?"

    I've told people that in the past. First, you end up looking like a jerk. Most people don't want to be considered a jerk by their coworkers. Second, your concentration and your productivity is already broken at this point. One of the main points of working from home is to prevent a scenario like this from occuring in the first place.

  140. Re: At your desk! by xelah · · Score: 1

    I think you may be underestimate the cost of interruptions of that sort, and how much those who ask frequent questions take that in to account. Some people just like to solve their problem by asking someone else to do it for them, and I've sometimes found myself essential doing someone else's googling for them whilst they stand and wait. People like that won't consider the 15 minute penalty their imposing on you, or try to group their questions together - and it's when you become known as the person who is good at solving those problems that you have a big problem (for all managers like the word 'teamwork', unless you're a manager yourself they'll still assess you on how much of your own work you do). That can be a serious issue in a mixed ability team, with the best people constantly prevented from being productive to help the worst do just a little. But others, of course, will work for ages on something without asking and waste a lot of time - or, worse, leave lots of bad code lying around for someone else to do a whole bunch of work to find and fix.

    You can't have an effective team without having at least some people working effectively in it (nor one where everyone works effectively at the wrong thing because they don't talk). But managers tend to live in a world where interacting with people IS working effectively, so I suspect there's a tendency for them to push too hard in favour of lots of communication because it feels good for them.

    I think it can be quite difficult to find a right answer. Remote working I think biases people a little more towards asking less, which is good when it's some people and bad when it's others. A supervisor/project manager/technical lead can try to make sure people aren't failing to ask good questions, and try to take most of the questions himself. Then he could all but give up trying to do serious development to manage. But if he's much more technically able that's not necessarily a good idea....

  141. Even tablets are "special" to corporate env. by sirwired · · Score: 1

    MS Paint? You must be kidding. Even the most crude drawing takes several times longer to complete in MS Paint (or any mouse-driven program) vs. a ballpoint pen or whiteboard.

    And that OTS tablet app is also a non-starter in a corporate environment, which requires all confidential information to transit our corporate network/VPN, and only the corporate network. Any app that involves you logging in via phone number is probably routing data through a central (non-corporate) server.

    Not to mention that tablets, while not overwhelmingly expensive these days, still aren't exactly standard equipment.

    1. Re:Even tablets are "special" to corporate env. by fredprado · · Score: 1

      If you are in a corporation with such worries about security it is reasonable to presume that it will have the necessary equipment to allow for secure and efficient exchange of information. If you need to draw that often and pass the information to others, it is in the company best interest to provide you at least a cheap digitizer which would make sketching in any computer program (even MSPaint) about as fast as doing it with a pen.

  142. Re: At your desk! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    She is simply trying to make a name for herself beyond being a sperm receptacle just lucky to be there at the right time and at the right place, that and stealing some patents. Basically she left Google to avoid being seen as an empty head incapable of anything and just being along for the ride to be head of Yahoo and demonstrate the 'Peter Principle' for everyone to see. In the tech age shutting down remote working when it is working has to be the stupidest decision imaginable. Either she is a Google poison pill or she just wants the ego ride delusion of being able to direct each and every person each and every day because they are incapable of doing it themselves. The directors are going to start getting fidgety.

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  143. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2013 even.

  144. ... Perhaps she believes such a change... by kspacey · · Score: 1

    ... Will allow her to cull lots of workers without paying severance... Dn't think that will happen but whatever the reason, it's a gutless senseless move which will undoubtedly result in talent drain... Is she like a google plant?

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  145. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked in the office for 7 years and now I've worked for almost the same amount of time remotely.

    People who work remotely usually have to be more accountable, they don't get paid just for showing up from 9 to 5, instead they have to justify thier pay.

    No being lazy for about an hour with coffee reading blogs, no extended (paid) lunch hours with the boys.

    Yes, I charge by the hour, of course. I do mostly consulting work, and I communicate very well (asynchronously, not on demand).

    But I resent the idea that people who work in the office are more worth thier salary by a long shot. Maybe they haven't paid thier dues yet, maybe they are just not responsible enough (yet) to be worth paying to work from home or from another country... it takes a while to reach that level of responsibility.

  146. My Yahoo is the only worthwhile part of it by xenoc_1 · · Score: 1

    Ironically, Google killing iGoogle may help Yahoo. My Yahoo is the only worthwhile part of Yahoo IMHO. I switched from it to iGoogle years ago, had all sorts of customized news feeds and widgets on it, and pretty much ignored My Yahoo. When Google announced iGoogle's impending execution, I went back to my abandoned My Yahoo! page, found they had cleaned up the design some, and was able to totally recreate everything I had on iGoogle.

    My Yahoo supports more tabs, and has a reader feature that lets you preview articles without going to the site. Slightly different approach than the click-arrow to read a feed on iGoogle but gets the job done, in some ways better.

    My Yahoo! is ridiculously unintegrated with the rest of Yahoo including even the Yahoo home page. That is a big part of where they fall down. They need something like the Google black bar (and the larger grey bar under it on some sites) that keeps you aware of the rest of Google no matter where you are. But as a portal page, My Yahoo works fine.

    1. Re:My Yahoo is the only worthwhile part of it by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this information.
      I'll take another look at My Yahoo as an alternative for iGoogle.

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  147. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for people who work from home, it's total BS. These people work no harder than anyone else and, in case of children, are in a house that is not conducive to concentration. Working longer hours is not the same as being more productive. There is such thing as a separation of work space and home space that gets in the way and kills performance and concentration.

    I've done both, and I'm calling BS on you calling BS. See, I presented just as much evidence as you.

    Working longer hours is not the same as being more productive.

    Damn right, yet you're describing soooo many offices.

  148. Time to speak up by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    I was conflicted whether to use my moderation points here or comment. I choose to comment... I have been in this business a long time. I have spent years working at desks with and without cubicles. I made it through about half of the endless postings in this thread, and there were a number of things I never saw mentioned. For one thing, when you work remotely, you are not forced to share equipment.. Fighting over physical possesion of the equipment you need to do your job is highly counter productive. Staying up until all hours getting the hardware just so for the demo the next day, and coming in to find your manager gave away your equipment just before you arrived because a consultant is coming in and they need the equipment in the conference room, that can really stress you out. Everything seems to sprout legs and walk away, books, CD's, tools, instruments, listings. Manytimes it's hard to tell if you just lost something on your desk, or it really is gone. I was never more productive than when I had control over my work environment. I don't want to listen to other people's music, and listening to their phone calls drives me insane. I have never minded attending a meeting when I agreed there was a purpose, and sometimes the purpose was just to make sure we were all on the same page. I find that as a programmer, I have naturally occuring times of day when I am the most focused and creative. I find there are times I just cannot concentrate, and a half hour nap works wonders. I do believe remote workers need to make sure that perhaps half of their hours correspond with those of the on-site workers so effective communication can be had. Usually, my co-workers know I am focused and effective because when we do communicate, I have new code for them, and I want to talk about things I have thought through. It is important to have good team dynamics, and I want to know if I can help my teammates in some way, but please not to the point that I have to jeopardize my own promised schedule. We certainly have great tools for sharing audio/video remotely. Now the down side is really hard. Management doesn't really think you are on the team if they don't see you at the desk pounding keys, despite all evidence to the contrary, and when budget cuts come, the remote workers usually go first. This can be made even worse if you have enemies who drop comments about you out of your hearing. It is not being paranoid, it is just a reality that in many companies, staff are competing for advancement and commensurate raises. Lastly about the zone... Our ability to get into that concentrated, balanced state of mind. To load up our thoughts with everything that must be considered at once, and to make critical decisions, one after the other... That is what we mostly get paid for, and things that are counter-productive to that are to be strongly avoided. I believe individual managers should have descretion about remote workers, because there are occasional highly saught after people that can only be acquired with some accomodation. But there need to be guidelines to avoid jeolousy between groups about the degree of personal freedom accorded to other employees. All of that said, there is a lot more control in the office. If your staff are professional enough, they do not have to be tightly controlled. If they are not, the workplace can turn into a zoo without it. Some managers are consultative, some are authoritative. Some feel they are not doing their jobs if they are now asserting there authority. Some think their job is to remove obstackles that can slow down their team.

  149. The End? by carys689 · · Score: 1

    The end of telecommuting as we know it? Now if all these so-called brilliant CEOs can otherwise figure out how to eliminate these 1 or 2 hour commutes a good many of us have to go through to get to the damn office, I'm all for it.

  150. I think I smell.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a class action suit!

  151. The Hokey-Pokey by DirtyLiar · · Score: 1

    This is a childrens dance where they are in a circle, hop back once, then hop forward three times.

    "You put your right foot in!
    You take your right foot out!
    You put your right foot in,
    and you shake it all about!
    You do the Hokey-Pokey
    and you turn yourself around,
    That's what it's all about!
    "

    Yahoo seems to have it backwards, where they hop forward ONCE, and hob BACK THREE TIMES!

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  152. Re:Telecommuting worked "great"...before Scrum, Ag by DirtyLiar · · Score: 1

    I'm seeing a significant re-thinking of the use of out-sourcing/off-shoring... because a good... half a dozen people in house can drastically outperform any number of off-shore contractors.

    Are you sure it's productivity driving this change, and not the fact out-sourcing can go UP the chain of command even more easily than DOWN?

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  153. Re:Telecommuting worked "great"...before Scrum, Ag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Methinks you must have worked with vastly underpowered people...

  154. Re: At your desk! by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

    Make personal phone calls with the phone on *speaker*. And then they would get PO'd at *me* for objecting.

    I bloody hate that, along with it's cousin, the practice of using speakerphone to dial and only pick-up the handset once the call has been answered. beep boop beep hoop beep boop beepy boop. ring ring, ring ring, ring ring, ring ring "Hello" *picks up phone*

    A cube-neighbour used to do the speakerphone call thing. He stopped doing it after I began joining in with his conversations.

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  155. Wrong Move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goodbye, Yahoo.

  156. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about the productivity of the average or even above-average worker, working from home in their pjs with kids and dogs televisions and running family errands.

    No one who is successful working from home does that. Not everyone has the discipline and self control to work alone without someone standing over their shoulder.

  157. Re: At your desk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Support your bigoted opinions with facts or STFU!

  158. Cleaning our industrial house. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo! are a waste. They're yet another company that somehow exists while producing nothing of value. This move will just cause all the talent to go elsewhere, thereby hastening their decline.

    Good job! Thanks, Mayer, for helping to clear out more dead wood from our industry! =^.^=

  159. Just one more nail in Yahoo's coffin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They would be irrelevant except for people who can't be bothered switching to gmail or who don't realize how much better google services are.
    Totally stupid banning remote employees. For one thing, it's almost impossible to recruit developers in some refined areas without seeking a remote guy.

    I agree that this is just an excuse to downsize. Once they have to have some skilled guy who will or can only work remotely, exceptions will be made and the policy will eventually be dropped. That's if Yahoo are still around, about time they rolled over and died really.

    I for one hope I never work in a battery-hen cube farm again. Hate them. I only ever want to work remotely, even if that means changing careers. I'm slightly Aspie and simply cannot stand impersonal cube farms. It also reminds me that I need to remain a contractor and never become an employee.

  160. Re:Too hell with resigning. Make them fire you. by alexo · · Score: 1

    Unilaterally changing the contract == just cause ???

  161. Apparently Yahoo Collaboration products suck... by tokencode · · Score: 1

    Marissa is just admitting that any collaboration products yahoo has are simply not good enough to enable people to effectively work remotely... If Yahoo isn't able to implement effective telecommuting for their employees, that says something about their capabilities as a company.

  162. Re:Telecommuting worked "great"...before Scrum, Ag by El+Rey · · Score: 1

    No matter how much technology you throw at the problem (IM, video, holograms), the reality is you throw away practically all the possible gains when team members are remote.

    We do Scrum with remotes. It's not a problem if you set up a good electronic communication infrastructure and have the right culture.

  163. Re:Telecommuting worked "great"...before Scrum, Ag by Zenin · · Score: 1

    I wish it were so, I really do. I miss working from home.

    But honestly, there is just no level of electronic communication technology that can substitute for proximity. Companies have spent millions upon millions trying to provide every possible electronic communication method ever invented...and they still can't hold a candle to physical proximity. The perks of being remote really need to be huge to outweigh the negatives of being remote. For any job where strong collaboration, innovation, and low latency are key those negatives of being remote are huge, nearly impossible to overcome.

    Most Scrum teams use Post-It note and a white board. Post-It notes! Not because excellent Scrum tracking software doesn't exist, but because time spent dicking around with "electronic communication technology" is completely wasted effort. Web cam doesn't work 'cause the kids are downloading p0rn, speaker phone has delays that interrupt people or force people to repeat themselves, the ticket software isn't allowing ticket type Foo to be converted to a type Bar, whatever.

    When all is said and done nearly everyone that uses electronic communication technology spends as least as much time fighting it as they think they save by using it. All the while they're losing extremely important intangibles of a tightly bonded team, water cooler inspiration, etc.

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  164. Re:Telecommuting worked "great"...before Scrum, Ag by El+Rey · · Score: 1

    I hear what you're saying (ie. your opinion). I just don't buy it.

    I am consistently the top performer on my team and I work from home. Go figure... Been doing it this way for almost 20 years on market leading commercial products. Go figure...

    Low latency? We are all on a multiperson Skype conversation all day long. Type and be heard by the whole team. Hit a different button for a conf call. Hit another button for a video call. Neither I nor my employer are seeing the negatives of which you speak. I don't spend any time fighting it. It just works.

  165. Re:I might be a silly old cunt by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Shoveling shite aside, if your boss doesn't know whether (and how well) you're working at home he doesn't know when you're at the office either.

    It stands to reason that what's needed is a valid, scientific, objective measure. Like LOC/day or keystrokes per minute.

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  166. brainstorming vs. collaboration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with you, and in the initial brainstorming phase, you want to be there in person. Once the idea is decided and layout roughed in, the propagation of tasks and doing the minutiae (writing functions) can be done remotely. There's a creation phase, planning, execution, etc etc. I think creation phase is much efficient in person.

  167. work culture also matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to add that the type of people matters. I've worked with people who in their 10 minute break would talk about football or their babies. I found them to be disruptive which didn't really add much to my work other than getting to know my coworkers better. My other workplace, we discuss ideas and brainstorm in our 10 minute breaks. It also disrupts my work, but I find it fun. In the end, we come up with new projects for the upcoming quarter and possibly a new product.

    I think both cultures is disruptive, but the latter has a better long term implication.....unless you're good with office politics then the former would be better (which I'm not good at).