Would-Be Tesla Owners Jump Through Hoops To Skirt Wacky Texas Rules
cartechboy writes "Texas is known for having the nation's most draconian anti-Tesla rules, based on intense and cash-rich lobbying and political donations by Texas car dealers. What's amazing is what would-be Tesla owners still have to do to get their hands on--and maintain--a Tesla Model S. How do you buy a car the laws try to stop you from owning? By jumping through wacky hoops, it turns out. Tesla store staff, for example, can't tell visitors how much a Model S costs. They can't give test drives, and they can't discuss financing options. Tesla service centers are banned from showing the company logo — or advertising that they do Tesla warranty work or service at all. So how have 1,000 Model S cars been sold? That would be sheer persistence."
Oh, those individual-freedom-loving Texans.
is it good or is it whack?
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I saw a Tesla Model S driving on the street for the first time a couple days ago. It was in heavy traffic so I managed to follow it for a while with my bike.
That car looks pretty cool and sounds (no sound?) cool too. The guy finally turned at a side street and pushed the pedal a bit. This thing sure seems to have torque.
Cool stuff.
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In my armchair opinion, it seems like when you make something scarse and hard to get, people want it more (especially with the wealthy looking for status symbols). This might be good for Tesla sales.
Oh wait... that would mean... err... *head explodes*
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Is that how free market is supposed to work? Corrupted government?
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Tell me again how Texas is all about a free-market economy and getting rid of government intrusion?
We aren't letting you have this car. Doesn't that make you want it more?
When is a good Texan going to stand up a say, "Shit Howdy, come on in"? It looks like Texas is not as big a state as I remeber?
Seems to me Texas's efforts to hinder Tesla's sales only draws more attention to the brand. If they really wanted to hurt Tesla's sales, they'd buy a fleet of them for government vehicles, then constantly show them stalled along their highways due to Teslas' lack of range and the fact that their highways are some of the longest and loneliest stretches in the country.
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I live about 2-3 miles from the Tesla service depot in Austin. One thing that seems to sell the vehicles is the fact that they are "so good, they had to be banned." Even with all the hoops one has to jump through, if one wants a runabout vehicle, a Tesla is hard to beat (assuming one can afford the ticket to entry.)
So, the prohibition on Tesla vehicles in Texas just makes people seem to want them more. Especially with the fact that in Austin, charging stations are popping up in odd but useful places, such as credit union parking lots.
So how have 1,000 Model S cars been sold? That would be sheer persistence.
Can I buy one just to drive it through the doors of their capitol and park it on top of the assholes who passed all these laws while screaming "ASSHOLES ARE BIGGER IN TEXAS TOO!" I know I'd probably be riddled full of bullets and called a terrorist, but for those 30 glorious seconds, I think I would be a working class hero. :(
In other news; We should start putting warning labels on everything that comes from Texas, including the people: "Warning: This product is known to cause stupidity in every other state but Texas." (with a tip of the hat to another state, whose stupidity created similarily named labels). And now, moderators who live in those two states... fire up the 'overrated' and 'troll' buttons, and I apologize I kept you waiting so long. :P
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Because they are being told they CAN'T EASILY HAVE THEM.
How we chose to run our state is our business. Period. If you don't like it, go somewhere else.
The Internet? Going to another state?
Really it's an expensive car. You could fly to Ca. order it and have it delivered.
Just a guess.
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the GOP in Texas is a criminal organization like the mafia....Tesla wouldn't pay the 'protection' fee...
any equivocation belies ignorance...if you are a "libertarian" you must criticize this and oppose the Republicans who did it
from TFA:
Thank you Dave Raggett
This is what you get from the Republican party's pro-business, minimal government policies... pro-entrenched business that is.
I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
Seems to me like they have a dealership... I thought you could just order online?
... the country that legalized bribery.
"The Texas legislature adjourned in June, and it will not reconvene until 2015." Buwah?!
- Hey man, what's the deal?
- We have a little bit of everything... weed, meth, heroin... what do ya want?
- What about a Tesla S?
- Shhhhhh! Don't speak so loudly... come with me...
Everybody pay close attention.
Texas lawmakers CAN'T stop you from showing a logo, or telling a price, etc. etc, because it all falls under the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.
If they try, and threaten you in any way, first you should ignore them, second is threaten civil and criminal charges in return, and third, follow through with it.
Bad example. If you're thinking of the New York City soft drink size limit, that would have applied to soft drinks with caloric sweeteners, not diet soft drinks. All that would have meant is that restaurants would start carrying a larger selection of diet sodas, not just the diet version of the cola. I miss fountain Diet Mtn Dew.
What gives Texas the authority to prevent any manufacturer -- of cars or otherwise -- from selling their products in the state? Couldn't this be construed as an illegal restraint of trade against the State of California?
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lots of new automakers set up dealerships in the USA in the last 30 years?
its a $80,000 car, not a blu ray player. this is something you want to buy in person
Somebody really needs to figure out a fatal virus that kills hypocrites.
this kind of criminal behavior from our gov makes us look like fools.
how can we bomb the shit out of people around the world to bring them freedom when we don't even have it at home?
My God can beat up your God. Just kidding...don't take offense. I know there's no God.
"Dealers Only
Texas law dictates that only franchised dealers can sell cars in the state."
That is 100% unmitigated bullshit. There are thousands and thousands of independent, non-franchised car dealers in TX.
Can't you pin heads get it through your thick skulls that there is no law in Texas that says Tesla can't sell cars here. They just have to do it like everyone else. Sure, Tesla tried to be exempted and THAT failed, but Texas law doesn't give a rats ass about Tesla or any other particular car dealer. They are all the same...as it should be.
If you the dealership laws changed, change them for everyone.
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I'm pretty sure they sell these things in New Orleans and Santa Fe. I realize that it is a hassle to buy a car in one state and re-license it in another, but I have done it myself. It's not too hard.
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
They are jumping through coils. Tesla coils...
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I like Texas, but they have some of the worst legislature and blue laws in the nation. Two taht come to mind frmo my days living in San Antonio:
Burger King came into San Antonio back in the early 80's, but there was already a burger chain in San Antonio called Whopper Burger which was locally owned. During the ensuing 2 year legal battle by BK, they had stores but they had no signs. It looked like a BK, but it couldn't say Burger King anywhere because the local chains big burger was called the King Whopper. You'd go to the unmarked BK drive through and order a Whopper and they would say "sir, we don't have them, we call them a Deluxe"! THey even had to wrap it in clear plactic because the BK wrapper had Whopper or Bruger or King onit! Talk about stupid. BK finally won and bought out the other chain.
Then there were the blue laws, where you could go to the store on Sunday but not buy certain things. You could by a hammer at Home Depot, but you couldn't buy the nails on Sunday. Batteries! You could buy a battery opreated device, but not the batteries, on Sunday. My car died and I needed to buy a new battery but could not becasue it was sunday, I hade to jump start or leave it running until midnight, then go to the 24 autoparts place and get one at 12:01 in th morning! You could buy baby formula, but not diapers. Insane! The would even rope of the sections in the stores with hanners that read "never on a Sunday". I once picked up a small package of nails at a 7=11 and the cleark told me taht he could sell them to me and if I persitied he would have to call the cops, but you could buy beer!
Wasn't Saturn a direct-sales manufacturer before the failure and GM buyout? How did they sell cars in Texas, or did they?
...of the rich and powerful, by the rich and powerful, for the rich and powerful.
It's entirely illegal whether Texas made it legal or not.
Doesn't this come under interfering with interstate commerce?
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Show the car driving past the pumpjacks. Show a hapless Texan wearing the stereotypical cowboy hat, oily grime on his face, look of disgust. Voice-over, "the car he doesn't want you to have".
Better but perhaps not possible due to licensing issues: recycled clips of JR Ewing from the old TV show "Dallas" in a rage, with the same voice-over.
But, but... the local dealerships sponsor football!!! voice-over: Football gives you brain damage. Tesla. Don't give your kids brain-damage.
OK, that last one is too much culture shock for Texas. Maybe in 20 years.
Where did he even specify "diet soft drinks"?
AC specified that a Democratic state banned large sodas, appearing to have made an attempt at a tu quoque argument. The only such ban that I'm aware of is the New York proposal, and Wikipedia's article about this ban cites sources stating that this proposal would not have applied to diet sodas. Thus the argument is weak even as a tu quoque. If you're aware of another example of a ban on large sodas in another Democratic state, I'm willing to discuss it.
republicans sell themselves as the no regulation and business friendly party. They're hypcrites. Say what you will about the Democrats, but at least they're pretty mch WYSIWYG.
I love how political extremists on the right run around screaming "LEAVE BUSINESSES ALONE!", and then proceed to pass laws that discriminate against specific businesses; albeit ones that aren't chummy enough with the right people.
stop endorsing and contributing to this state, and its legislature, which clearly hasnt represented its citizens for quite some time. that is unless you consider outlawing abortion and praying for rain to be central priorities of the majority of proud texans.
i know, most texans cant do this. for those of us who can, the ones without a kid or a wife or a house, and free purchase to roam america, maybe its time you did. Spend a few years in the parts outside the panhandle state like colorado, or arizona or even god forbid california and see that its not so bad. No ones saying you cant fly in and visit every once and a while, but dont sit patiently and wait for things like the future of automotive purchase to arrive when the senate can barely acclimate itself to gay marriage and evolution. California and Denver have public transit systems that might make you consider an even greener alternative alltogether: getting rid of your automobile.
Good people go to bed earlier.
Business can buy whatever laws they want, even ones like these that hurt the majority of the population. The politicians that approved these Texas laws are the enemies of the people of Texas.
The land of the free.
Tesla should adopt the Gadsden flag as their unofficial logo in Texas. Then they should run an ad campaign about how government regulation and lobbyists are hurting small business owners and stripping individuals of their freedom to choose a vehicle. It would surely drive up sales amongst Tea Party types here. Just don't tell them it's good for the environment.
I'm sorry sir, but local laws forbid me from telling you that the car costs 75,000$ or that it would be 5 years of monthly payments at X per month. Is there anything I can answer for you, sir?
Don't forget. They are also enemies of progress. I don't plan on buying one but for every one who buys a Tesla there is more R&D money for better and more affordable models.
Posts in response to this topic are a classic example of how many people jump to criticism without the first bit of knowledge. How about taking some time to learn where the law originated and the reasons why. Then maybe take a minute and try to think if there are any states that do not have laws that are protectionist for one market or another. I bet you can find similar laws in every state.
I'll be the first to admit I don't know enough of the details to criticize this law or support it, I can say it seems misguided at first glance. Lots of things seem crazy on the surface.
Regardless, I am laughing at the amount of concentrated stupidity posted thus far. At least a few folks are showing some insight. Others just seem to take pleasure in spewing ignorant anger. I am also noticing that the voice of the ignorant seems to be a little louder from a certain political slant.
They need a 'Texas Edition' Tesla and then they won't need to jump through any hoops.
Elon Musk calls up some billionaire pals and they start a company called Tesla of Texas. Tesla of Texas runs a minimal profit margin operation.
> Can I buy one just to drive it through the doors of their capitol and park it on top of the assholes who passed all these laws
These laws were passed in the 1930s, so no. Those assholes are dead.
The automobile franchise laws are from from the 1930s, when the Democrats ran Texas.
It's an anti-General Motors, anti-Ford, anti-big business law, not an anti-Tesla law.
As a gun owner in NY State, I can tell you that dealing with fascists is no fun, and they come in all flavors. Mike Bloomberg and Andrew Cuomo applaud the efforts of the anti-freedom Texans.
Tesla already has stores and services company in Texas. Why can't they register Tesla Motors TX as dealership?
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Damnit Texas, what the hell is wrong with you?! and I'm from texas : (
I saw one in San Antonio last week!
Then why are they sticking with it?
One of the big red/blue differences I see is the level of insistence that the old way is the right way, simply for being the old way. Conservatives tend to "stick to their guns" even if the guns are empty, rusted beyond usability, and gave you tetanus. Blues tend to change for the sake of change, on a whim. Part of the whole "prop 8" debacle in California was based on the fact that a liberal judge (who happened to be gay, and wanted to get married) basically decided to make gay marriage legal in the state.
Any truely conservative minded person (if you'll excuse the "no true Scotsman"), should look at the draconian laws and call them exactly what the are, liberal meddling, before unceremoniously dumping them.
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Wouldn't just going to another state to buy one be faster?
Heck, couldn't you have it shipped to your state from another state? (or if not technically shipped, pay someone to drive it there for you.)
Agreed. I tend conservative myself, as in "don't tthrow the baby out with the bathwater", and I think this particular law needs to be reviewed. I would want to hear arguments pro and con before saying it should definitely be repealed , but it looks suspiciously like a bad law.
Ps - look up Draco, who Draconian refers to.
That's a lot like calling Obama "Hitler".
Obama is more like Elmo than he is Hitler, and that law, while it may be bad, is in no way Draconian.
right...i kind of disagree, IMHO you could say "the GOP hasn't used coordinated libertarian talking points since the 2012 election" but ppl like Rand Paul & Paul Ryan are still pretty vocal
my comment was more directed at us, the people, and our flaming little internet forum here on /.
see, we run this country, if we choose to take the reigns...I see alot of standard-issue GOP policy gussied up as "libertarianism" and the /. commentariat (and techies in general) love to chose not to take a side by saying "both parties suck, i'm a libertarian, fuck you sheeple"
that attitude is not only harmful to democracy but it is a symptom of a problem that hurts our industry
we can't afford not to take sides...ex: Net Neutrality...there is only one party doing anything *policy* to protect Net Neutrality...if the GOP had its way you know what the internet would look like.
so my statement was directed at more than this one instance in Texas, but it is exemplary of the central concept
Thank you Dave Raggett
The Dixicrats became the modern Republicans, not the modern Democrats. Big switch-over in the '60s and '70s.
Often times, the regulations are there for good causes.
In the case of a regulation stating that cars must be sold by an independent dealership.
Perhaps this was meant to prevent manufacturers from directly selling to buyers. If they were to sell directly, they could undercut the local dealerships and put them out of business. Many people would think that sounds reasonable.
A similar law was passed which prevented Kodak from developing its own film.
Those kinds of regulations are not limited to Texas. In California there are laws stating that any new dealership must be approved by a panel of existing dealers. (hmm going from memory, may be confusing with schools) This was intended to keep an area from being over-saturated with dealerships. I do remember a story about someone trying to setup an online car dealership that was smothered by local dealership regulations.
Problems with seemingly good regulations occur when the governing bodies are controlled by the companies they regulate. Large corporations dont just payoff government. They also plant representatives on comitties, board members, and trade organizations. These different powers separately are easy enough to bypass. But when organized into a single weapon can effectively block innovation.
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That's part of the reason that overturning it doesn't get as much voter support as one would expect. But they are also sticking with it because the people who profit from it (car dealerships) are lobbying to keep their unfair advantage.
This is sort of like the shenanigans happening with alcohol laws in my home state. Alcohol can't be sold at stores on Sundays, but it can be sold at restaurants and bars. The main push against changing the law isn't from religious people. It's from the liquor store association who doesn't want to have to be open an extra day to compete with groceries and the restaurant association who wants to keep their monopoly on Sunday alcohol sales.
Build the retail outlet smack in the middle of an Ecuadorian embassy.
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How can Texas lawmakers possibly justify laws like that? It's corruption, plain and simple.
Remind me again what Tesla would be doing wrong by offering better technology, and selling that technology on its own relative merits in a competitive market to consumers who have the freedom to make their own choice about what to spend their money on?
yeah...that's kind of my whole point this whole time..."libertarians" are usually just "conservatives" using libertarian rhetoric
you agree?
why does your tone indicate that you feel our ideas clash somehow?
Thank you Dave Raggett
They have a "free enterprise and antitrust act" in their state's laws that appears to me to cover exactly this kind of situation:
http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/BC/htm/BC.15.htm
CHAPTER 15. MONOPOLIES, TRUSTS AND CONSPIRACIES IN RESTRAINT OF TRADE [emphasis mine]
[...]
SUBCHAPTER A. GENERAL PROVISIONS AND PROHIBITED RESTRAINTS
[...]
Sec. 15.04. PURPOSE AND CONSTRUCTION. The purpose of this Act is to maintain and promote economic competition in trade and commerce occurring wholly or partly within the State of Texas and to provide the benefits of that competition to consumers in the state. The provisions of this Act shall be construed to accomplish this purpose and shall be construed in harmony with federal judicial interpretations of comparable federal antitrust statutes to the extent consistent with this purpose.
Fuck you Texas.
--shouldve let them secede.
Some blue laws stick around for reasons that have nothing to do with religion. In Minnesota every few years someone gets irritated that you can't go to a liquor store or a car dealership on Sunday and tries to overturn the blue laws prohibiting it. Inevitably the car dealerships and liquor stores are always the ones that fight overturning the blue laws.
The reason is simple and it has nothing to do with religion. As long as everyone has to be closed on Sunday no one has to incur the cost of being open on Sunday. Since Sunday is generally a poor day for most retail anyways, it literally isn't worth being open unless your competitors are. As long as all of the competitors are all closed than there is nothing to be gained as any possible sales would happen on another day anyways.
Typical illiterate Texan thinking. They'd rather destroy the planet than admit Climate Change is real. We should have let Mexico keep that region. After all, Texans are more culturally and intellectually like Mexicans than Americans.
Americans seem to love their free market capitalism while it's working in their favour.
As soon as it's not then lots of government regulations will be required.
I live in Texas and I oppose all laws on personal freedom including all laws interfering with the private relationship between company and customer. Would it be too much to ask the editors to identify what a Tesla is so I can know what this story is about? I'm pretty sure my high school physics teacher had a Tesla, but it sounds like that was something different. Please take pity on us poor oppressed Texans and enlighten us.
Secession is the right of all sentient beings.
... and the home of fucking idiots.
What is this "soda" you speak of?
They twice mentioned in the article that the Texas Legislature won't meet again until 2015, is that right? They're all going on holiday for a year?
Americans roll their eyes when I say: "America is just as corrupt as Indonesia or Gabon or India; the ONLY difference is the bribes and corruption are institutionalized with the veneer of legality - functionally it is exactly the same".
This is just another example of the truth of my claim. You have to bribe people to simply do business. That's no different than slipping a Rupee into some government official's hand to get something done in India!