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US Airport Screeners Missed 95% of Weapons, Explosives In Undercover Tests

An anonymous reader writes: An internal investigation by the TSA found that 95% of agents testing airport checkpoints were able to bring weapons through. In one case, an alarm sounded, but during the pat down, the screener failed to detect a fake plastic explosive taped to the undercover agent's back. ABC reports: "Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson was apparently so frustrated by the findings he sought a detailed briefing on them last week at TSA headquarters in Arlington, Virginia, according to sources. U.S. officials insisted changes have already been made at airports to address vulnerabilities identified by the latest tests. 'Upon learning the initial findings of the Office of Inspector General's report, Secretary Johnson immediately directed TSA to implement a series of actions, several of which are now in place, to address the issues raised in the report,' the DHS said in a written statement to ABC News."

357 comments

  1. Security theatre. by Shaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes I think the governments are simply trying to spend themselves into the kind of debt that breaks the banking system. But that doesn't seem to be happening.

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    ...Steve
    1. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll see...

    2. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      If they would stop testing it, then it would be better security theater. For example, when I went to the theater over the weekend to see a movie, the theater people didn't notice I had a small pocket knife in my pocket. This is exactly how the security theater at airports work. They don't notice either. Several trips recently I forgot to take my 1 quart baggie of liquids (small hairspray, small shampoo, etc.) out of my carry on. Did they notice, despite their warning signs? Nope. My wife doesn't travel much and she went through the scanner with stuff in her pocket. The signs say you can't do that. Do they notice or care? Nope. It is theater. Theater doesn't have to catch stuff, it just has to make dummies feel safer and make other dummies think twice before bringing weapons and explosives on board.

    3. Re:Security theatre. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... breaks the banking system.

      That's adorable. Banks don't break; they just pat themselves on the back with another bonus pass the failures along to us common folk.

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    4. Re: Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hairspray hmm?

    5. Re:Security theatre. by boristdog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Try China. They have x-ray machines and wands at every subway station and, of course, airports. I sent my bags through dozens of times traveling around Beijing, I got 'wanded' dozens more times.

      It was very obvious that almost all of the machines and wands were turned off. Camera in my pocket? Wand doesn't even beep. Dark screens on the x-ray machines, staff not even looking the few times when the screens were actually on, they never stopped or questioned anyone. They obviously didn't care, either.

      I kind of liked their "we don't give a crap" attitude. It was very...China. Made me like the place even more.

    6. Re:Security theatre. by Maxwell · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's only in Beijing and only during times of 'unrest'. Most of the year there is nothing, not even theater, so when they are ordered to dig out the wands, the batteries are dead and no one can remember how they work. Saudi Arabia is the best - do not wake the sleeping guards, it annoys them. Please walk around the detector with your luggage to prevent it from beeping. Thanks.

    7. Re:Security theatre. by prefec2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is a way to take your money and give it the rich. And if the state is out of money they either "print" it (actually it is much cheaper to transfer a number from the FED to the bank accounts of the government), they raise taxes for you or they cut benefits for the poor. In most cases they take all threee actions.

    8. Re:Security theatre. by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You miss the real point. Those gaurds are not there to stop a real threat, they are not really even there to make people feel safe. They are there because making people feel safe is an easy way to justify jobs.

      Jobs redistribute wealth which, granted, several countries could use some more mechanisms for, as the concentrations are a bit scary, but in this case, do it without providing any other benefit other than the redistribution.

      However its very popular because its easy to justify and the only people who can point out it doesn't work have to openly admit they took contraband on the train. Basically the same is done here.

      In Boston, the MBTA have a theater troupe which setups up at one station each day and insists on swabbing bags for explosives, but of course, if you don't want to be swabbed, you can just walk out and walk the 15 minutes (if that) to the next station.

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    9. Re:Security theatre. by gtall · · Score: 0

      Really? Bush got Congress to cut taxes early on in his administration and Obama was only able to get a raise in taxes once. And that after Congress made most of Bush's tax cuts permanent. And the federal government or the Fed cannot "print" money. The most they can do sell bonds cheaply or cut interest rates, precisely what we'd expect them to do when Congress won't cover the bills it has rung up. And speaking of those bills, the entitlements part of the budget, the part that pays for the poor, is the part that is causing the large budget deficits. The discretionary part of the budget pays for roads, NiH, NSF, EPA, etc. a.k.a. the part of the government with direct benefits to all Americans. You could cut Defense to 0 and still have a budget deficit. If anything, the benefits to the poor have been going up. But don't let any of this disturb your little Conservative/Libertarian fantasy world.

    10. Re: Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They can and do invent money. Do some investigation into how the government is buying back bad loans and you'll be sick. There is another way to squeeze the balloon: devalue your own currency through inflation (by "printing" money).

    11. Re:Security theatre. by thedonger · · Score: 2

      In Boston, the MBTA have a theater troupe which setups up at one station each day and insists on swabbing bags for explosives, but of course, if you don't want to be swabbed, you can just walk out and walk the 15 minutes (if that) to the next station.

      I ain't lettin' no goddamned mime swab my bag!

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      Help fight poverty: Punch a poor person.
    12. Re:Security theatre. by thedonger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... breaks the banking system.

      That's adorable. Banks don't break; they just pat themselves on the back with another bonus pass the failures along to us common folk.

      If the government would just let them fail they might stop getting bonuses.

      As for passing the failure along to "us common folk," that is, for the most part, our own doing because we have bought into the system. To be fair, it was an easy system to buy into, and it was supposedly safe under government scrutiny. Ultimately, we bought the lie; question is, how do we avoid buying into a new one?

      --
      Help fight poverty: Punch a poor person.
    13. Re:Security theatre. by Trachman · · Score: 1

      Larger country. Larger theater

    14. Re:Security theatre. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      I kind of liked their "we don't give a crap" attitude. It was very...China.

      If you look like a Uyghur you will be checked much more thoroughly. The Chinese don't have the same problems with "ethnic profiling" that we do. I am white. My wife is Chinese. My half-breed kids are occasionally mistaken for Uyghurs, and hassled by security personnel. They have learned to always carry a photocopy of their American passport.

    15. Re:Security theatre. by Required+Snark · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The real name of the Department of Homeland Security: the Department of Homeland Pork

      The TSA clowns at airports are not government employees, they are private contractors. It the last resort for someone who wants to wear a uniform and have a badge but is too incompetent to be a mall cop. So it's no surprise that they have a 95% failure rate.

      A huge chunk of taxpayer money gets wasted and there is little real world payoff. Make no mistake, the real big bucks go to the upper management, political insiders who grease the wheels for lucrative contracts. Just a division of the military industrial complex.

      Another example: the Air Force just signed the very first contract with Boeing for commercial manned flights to the International Space Station. The Boeing crew vehicle hasn't even flown yet, unlike the SpaceX capsule which is now going through it's manned launch escape testing. Boeing is in bed with the AF, SpaceX isn't. All the AF guys know that they will just slide over to high paying jobs at Boeing when they retire, and there are lots of Congress Critters who get campaign contribution from Boeing, and want to protect defense jobs in their state.

      Saving money? Competition? Innovation? Not even on the table. It's government of, by and for the insiders. And you are paying for it.

      --
      Why is Snark Required?
    16. Re: Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately for you and most other Americans, you fail to realize that currency has NO real value, and that it is literally an imaginary tool used as a sort of leash to keep the people in line.

    17. Re:Security theatre. by prefec2 · · Score: 0

      If the FED buys bonds of the US. They give the US government money for bonds. If they do not sell the bonds, but stash them in their cellar, they actually created money out of nothing. The lend money to the government. However, if someone lends you money for nothing and never wants it back then this is logically a donation. And as the FED does not need to earn that money somewhere it created it out of nothing.

      Actually, all money is created out of nothing. Money is historically derived from obligations. Banks can also create money out of nothing, as long as not everyone wants their money now. the principle is very simple. Someone saves some money and stores it in their bank account. Now the bank can lend that money to someone. However, the bank is not giving the money away, they just write it down in a book (actually nowadays in a database record). This "guaranties" you that you can spend that money. Law allows them to lend the same money 10 times to different people at the same time.

    18. Re: Security theatre. by prefec2 · · Score: 0

      The EU is doing that to counteract the US doing it. Japan did it too, but it did not work that well, as all other countries are doing it also. Switzerland tried it, but they could not buy Euros that fast that the Franc did not increase in value. The next bursting bubble will result in a even bigger catastrophe than the last time. And the biggest losers of the last crisis where not located in the EU and the US, but in Africa. The next burst will increase the emigration movement from Africa towards the EU and ruin this continent even further. In addition the poor in the EU will lose their social benefits (which are necessary that they could live from their work).

    19. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Also, SpaceX is now a mistress
        http://www.forbes.com/sites/al...

    20. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      As a humorous counter situation we rode an Amtrak one way, and flew back. We had a near empty jar of peanut butter and a bag of bread with us.

      It was made VERY clear to us the 'container' couldn't be larger even if the contents were less than 3oz.

      However we could distribute all of that peanut butter onto sandwiches and bring those.

    21. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And speaking of those bills, the entitlements part of the budget, the part that pays for the poor, is the part that is causing the large budget deficits.

      Entitlements don't just go to the poor. Even rich people get Medicare and Social Security.

    22. Re:Security theatre. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I ain't lettin' no goddamned mime swab my bag!

      It's worth it just to see them raise the alarm.

    23. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Just a few months ago in Shenzhen the subway x-ray machine picked up a can of compressed air on my backpack. They took it out and inspected the can to be sure it wasn't flammable. The machines are on, which you might have seen if you bothered to look at the screen.

    24. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly!

    25. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss the real point. Those gaurds are not there to stop a real threat, they are not really even there to make people feel safe. They are there because making people feel safe is an easy way to justify jobs.

      Jobs redistribute wealth which, granted, several countries could use some more mechanisms for, as the concentrations are a bit scary, but in this case, do it without providing any other benefit other than the redistribution.

      However its very popular because its easy to justify and the only people who can point out it doesn't work have to openly admit they took contraband on the train. Basically the same is done here.

      In Boston, the MBTA have a theater troupe which setups up at one station each day and insists on swabbing bags for explosives, but of course, if you don't want to be swabbed, you can just walk out and walk the 15 minutes (if that) to the next station.

      I don't think there's any real wealth distribution going on with the TSA. What to look forward to is some republicans deciding to privatize TSA functions again - which WOULD result in wealth redistribution - employees would now be minimum wage, and companies would get all the money again. It may be hard to privatize the TSA though, when Bush sunk so much effort into scaring the populace then making them feel safer through massive spending on TSA.

    26. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      liquids must be in a bag. I had a single travel-size tube of toothpaste. I didn't have it in a bag. It was one item. The idea is to verify that the sum of liquids was under 1 liter, and to have them all visible in a single container. When you only have a single item, there's no need for the bag. But the security guy I ran across demanded that it be in a bag or disposed. I threw it away. I now check mostly empty bags, just so I can take through grooming implements (razors, toothpaste, etc) without hassle.

      I was hassled less when I checked handguns in my checked baggage than with a travel-sized tube of toothpaste in my carry on.

    27. Re: Security theatre. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The EU as a group has the same problem as the USA. They already spent the money they were supposed to put aside for the post WWII baby boom's retirement.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    28. Re:Security theatre. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's worse than that.

      The bond the fed just bought with wet ink money. It's now part of the feds reserves. Due to the magic of fraction reserve banking they can now issue loans to the tune of 10x the bonds face value to other banks.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    29. Re:Security theatre. by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      Its not about their salaries but number of workers. TSA doesn't even just do airports, they have, like any good government jobs program, been expanding.

      Also the TSA functions were privatized, and never were minimum wage jobs, they were every bit as effective, with much lower costs and far higher satisfaction by the paying customers, who they had very real incentives not to bother unless there was actually a reason.

      However, in that time, they did not work in train stations, they did not claim authority over bus terminals, and they most certainly did not touch hardly anyone's junk.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    30. Re:Security theatre. by chuckugly · · Score: 2

      I have video footage of a mall in Asia where the entrance metal detector is shrieking every time someone walks through it; no one is stopped or even slowed down for several minutes until a grubby looking character is pulled aside, based on suspicion of being a Muslim or something I suppose.

    31. Re: Security theatre. by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      No form of money has real value, you need to revert to a barter system if you want that. Good luck getting your company to direct deposit a cow in your back yard every two weeks.

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      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    32. Re:Security theatre. by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      So they can create even more money out of nothing ;-). Wonderful. The real problem is that someone must pay at some point in history all the outstanding interest. And that will make the majority poor. Actually, our economy is fucked up (sorry for the language) and we need another system (no not communism, (a) communism is also based on increasing productivity, resource consumption and consume by citizens, (b) there are more types of communism than communists, and (c) past incarnation have freedom issues) economically and of course some thing called democracy.

    33. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know those corporations are there too, right? It's not government paying to government owned corporations.

      In your rant against the gubmint, do not forget the corporation.

      Without the government, they wouldn't HAVE to pay government to help them. They'd just do what they like and you'd STILL be paying for it. Just without any recourse like courts or elections.

    34. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are x-ray machines entering US ballparks now. I think they're turned off, but they check bags for contraband. I think it protects the concession prices much more than anyone's safety.

    35. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have flown multiple times a year, every year, somtimes internationally and I never bother to take my stuff out of my bags. I don't even bother to put it into a single plastic baggie any more (probably stopped doing that back in '04). In all the years since 9/11/01 and in all the airports I've been stopped a grand total of once. (and that was in Kansas City of all places.)

    36. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with allowing bank failures is that they lower trust in other banks. People pull their money out of the other banks which causes them to become insolvent too. If allowed to grow big enough, people will realize the truth, that there is nothing tangible backing our current monetary system. Currently the only thing holding up the value of our money is the trust we have placed in it. Trust is a very fragile thing; once broken it takes a very long time to rebuild.
      The framers of the Constitution knew paper money is bad, which is why they made its usage illegal.

    37. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't take you common folk buying in, only those with sufficient influence.

    38. Re: Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone has to pay the interest? Not necessarily. A currency with nothing backing it but emotion doesn't have to follow the rules of logic. Powerful countries will always find a way to kick the can down the road.

    39. Re:Security theatre. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      That's only in Beijing and only during times of 'unrest'. Most of the year there is nothing, not even theater, so when they are ordered to dig out the wands, the batteries are dead and no one can remember how they work. Saudi Arabia is the best - do not wake the sleeping guards, it annoys them. Please walk around the detector with your luggage to prevent it from beeping. Thanks.

      They don't really have to worry about fanatical Islamic extremists In Saudi Arabia: they're running the government.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    40. Re:Security theatre. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Those gaurds are not there to stop a real threat, they are not really even there to make people feel safe. They are there because making people feel safe is an easy way to justify jobs.

      Right, it's all a giant socialist conspiracy.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    41. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, except for the Shi'ite terrorists that is. Remember, the number one killer of Muslims is other Muslims.

    42. Re:Security theatre. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      They do have to worry about some other kinds of fanatical extremists that think that Saudi Arabia is not sufficiently Islamic. A while ago I've read an article on one of the Chechen Islamist websites about KSA, where the author has made just that case. His main argument was that KSA has other laws in addition to Sharia, and that the king can pardon people committed in Sharia courts.

    43. Re: Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I promise you they work. They are actually there so you can bring your own food in. If you have glass or weapons you will be asked to take tgem back to your car. At least in Claiforna

    44. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rich folk don't deal with the TSA. They go from limo to to their private jet and get in. The pilot has already notified security when he arrived earlier to get the ground crew to pull the plane out out the hanger. Mullaly used to commute from Miami to Detroit in the FoMoCo corporate jet until the stockholders said whoa bud. Fuel, pilot and crew was costing $1M a month. He had to suffer the indignity of traveling 1st class on the company dime or pay for fuel, maint and crew out of his own pocket.

    45. Re:Security theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My niece start with the TSA, now she is Marshall Phat Dillion. Of couse being a edjamacated 6'3" female helped.

    46. Re:Security theatre. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      A contrary explanation might be that TSA gate monkeys know their job is nothing more than harrassment, so they choose to ignore 95% -- finding 5% is just enough to keep them employed.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    47. Re:Security theatre. by Occams · · Score: 1

      Why cant we learn the real lesson from 911? Sometimes the passengers desperately need weapons to save themselves from terrorists. That day could not have ended worse if everyone on board had a gun.

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      Heavy is the head that wears the tinfoil hat.
    48. Re:Security theatre. by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, we bought the lie; question is, how do we avoid buying into a new one?

      Too late...

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      I wish I had a good sig, but all the good ones are copyrighted
  2. DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was about creating another welfare program.

    1. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's never 'welfare' if it involves defense spending: the spending doesn't have to actually increase security, or deliver a product that actually works(it's even acceptable to putz along for a decade or two until the project becomes so hopeless that it is quietly killed without ever delivering a product); but so long as it's for 'defense' and involves some sort of visible business, it's not welfare.

      Since this is bullshit, we simply treat it as axiomatically true, which sidesteps what would otherwise be a tedious and difficult matter of 'proof'.

    2. Re: DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correct on your first comment, it was never about security. But its not about show. It is about compliance. The american government, controlled, by a small cabal of maniacs was led to attack the wrong people. And, you don't want the truth. And most seriously, read up on who and why of Iran/contra, a and Vietnam, b. And who was involved. Amazingly, they are millionaires now, who should have gone to jail for treason.

    3. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure it is. There are an additional quarter of a million people on the government payroll now, being overpaid to work meaningless, make-work jobs that do not produce anything, and in fact hinder useful productivity.

      That's a quarter million likely voters who will of course support DHS, Patriot Act, government security theater, and everything else that gets shoved down our throats, because their job and benefits depend on it.

    4. Re: DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The premise that DHS isn't about security is true enough. It's about control. Just to be clear, I think DHS is an abomination and should be abolished.

      So I'd really like to agree with you, but since you're obviously spring loaded to hate the notion of anybody working for the government, and biased to believe that they're all the same, vote the same, believe the same, etc. Stop listening to the corporate shill Tea Partiers and start using reason.

      Reason says that since DHS was created out of a bunch of other existing agencies that those employees whose existence you find so offensive already worked for the government at the time. The TSA is an exception: being yet another corporate giveaway to relieve airlines of the expense of providing security for their own property and leased facilities, they did hire people who weren't previously employed by the government.

      It is not in fact reasonable to believe that these people exist simply to provide votes, but you'll probably stick with that illogic due to ideology anyway.

    5. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It was a lot of things to a lot of opportunists, but the main driver in the creation of the TSA was the fear after 9/11. This was an irrational response, since airport security did not "break down" and allow 9/11 to occur - box cutters were allowed on planes because it never occurred to anyone that someone would be able to hijack an airplane with a razor blade.

      On the bright side we have another example of how expensive and incompetent the government is at doing a straightforward task. I'm not saying that the private sector would be more competent, but they sure would be cheaper.

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      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    6. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by gtall · · Score: 1

      Sooo...the government, in attempting to preserve its program, decided to run tests to see if it was effective, and then publicized the effect of those tests knowing full well they showed the program failing. Okay, which part of the problem do you not understand?

    7. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      A good offense is a good defense... Seriously, do you even strategy bro?

    8. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh sure it is. Just like programs that are dished out to the defense industry solely to keep large companies going between major procurement cycles. Think nuclear subs...the Virginia class has a neat story about litoral combat but was most likely trotted out when the Seawolf class got cut short to keep the two major builders going. You can't build the LA class forever after all.

    9. Re: DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      >> they did hire people who weren't previously employable by the government.

      FTFY

    10. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ksheff · · Score: 1

      On the bright side we have another example of how expensive and incompetent the government is at doing a straightforward task. I'm not saying that the private sector would be more competent, but they sure would be cheaper.

      That depends on whether or not the Feds were going to pick up the bill or not. If the Feds are paying, the private sector will make sure they get every dime they can.

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      the good ground has been paved over by suicidal maniacs
    11. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Senator Scumbag Shithead (who owns stock in companies the supply the TSA with equipment and "training"): "See? This is proof we need to spend more on the TSA for training and to hire "better" people!"

    12. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      "See? This is proof we need to spend more on the TSA for training and to hire "better" people!"

      I don't quite follow. Are you frustrated because those things are actually true? Because this does indeed look largely like a quality-of-the-people-working issue.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    13. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about this. Instead of funding the TSA, we redesign commercial aircraft. Make it so there is no physical access to the cockpit from the rest of the plane. Make the cockpit section so that Pilots etc...enter from a separate entrance. Put a bulkhead between the cockpit and the rest of the plane that cannot be breached without destroying the aircraft. Give the pilots their own toilet and whatever else they need in the cockpit area.

      Brief the passengers so that they know before boarding that any attempt by anyone to take over the plane is likely to result in their deaths. Remind them that if a few box-cutters or knives are the only weapons the terrorists have, that they can be easily overwhelmed.

      This would not stop all threats, but it could help.

    14. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MitchDev · · Score: 2

      Flew completely over your head, didn't it?

      The only reason TSA even still exists is the money, it's a useless, un-American, garbage organization.

    15. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that we should stop doing the things that the TSA does, because there is no longer going to be a problem with people wanting to take weapons onboard aircraft. Or are you saying that it's un-American to use one organization to screen for that sort of thing, but it's perfectly American to let dozens or hundreds of un-coordinated individual companies and organizations do so? Please be specific instead of ranting.

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    16. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ahodgson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since 95% of the tests failed, it's pretty obvious that there is in fact pretty much no one trying to take weapons on board planes in order to take them down; they would have succeeded multiple times since 9/11 otherwise.

    17. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ScentCone must be either:

      A) One of Senator Shithead's fellow investors
      or
      B) One of those cowardly sheep that believes the TSA is useful...

    18. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The airport screeners are not TSA agents. They are contracted out to just over minimum wage workers. This is the private sector at work being tested by actual TSA agents.

      http://www.indeed.com/q-Airport-Screener-jobs.html

      Tell me how many are offered by the TSA?

    19. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More relevant was that based on previous hijackings established procedure was that if some jackass tries to takeover the plane and the flight attendants can't subdue them, the pilots juts fly him/her wherever they want to go and the cops nab 'em on the ground. That minimizes casualties and property damage in all cases except the until then never encountered case where the hijackers intend to us the plane as a weapon in a suicide attack.

      Just planting the idea in the head of the passengers that "people who hijack planes intend to destroy the plane" is enough to ensure that the 9/11 attacks won't be repeatable. Much like the Trojan Horse, the strategy doesn't work if your opponents have heard the story of the last guy who used it.

    20. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      It's always interesting to spot the people who cannot address the situation directly, but think they're cool with the 6th-grade ad hominem. Thanks, though, for indirectly pointing out that I'm exactly right in asking what I asked. You couldn't have made it clearer.

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    21. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      I made it clear you are a sheep, yes I did, piss off mate

    22. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Right, still can't actually address the point. At least you're predictable. Oh no! Someone made a point I don't want to address! Quick, act like a three year old! And do it again! Hilarious.

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    23. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      Since 95% of the tests failed, it's pretty obvious that there is in fact pretty much no one trying to take weapons on board planes in order to take them down; they would have succeeded multiple times since 9/11 otherwise.

      So what you're saying is we should stop screening for weapons and explosives? Yes or no.

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    24. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since 95% of the tests failed, it's pretty obvious that there is in fact pretty much no one trying to take weapons on board planes in order to take them down; they would have succeeded multiple times since 9/11 otherwise.

      Don't mind ScentCone, he seems to be a bit of a nut with a lot of time to post angry screeds here. To address his latest tangent though, it is preferable to have it done by an entirely private and relatively easily sued organization than by the government. That will enable the few benefits of a market as well, as idiots get their contract replaced by a slightly less incompetent group. Also, if each airline provides its own security, then you can choose the airline that screens the way you prefer - either super thoroughly or no worse than current 95% fail rate, but easily more polite.

    25. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      If they only detect 5% of them, then sure, why not?

    26. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Really?

      Given that the government in question has subcontracted out the screeners to the private sector, it is the private sector that is doing the incompetent job.

    27. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by sjames · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so sure about the cheaper part. They might spend less but they will likely charge MORE.

    28. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      If they only detect 5% of them, then sure, why not?

      And you really think that whatever number that other 95% is, it will go down if someone willing to kill himself on a commercial airliner in order to destroy it on approach over a large city no longer has to even wonder if he'll have his bomb found while boarding? If you're going to troll, at least do it in a way that makes it look like you at least take yourself seriously.

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    29. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Until 30 years later when you realize you have to pay pensions...

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    30. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You'll need to back that assertion up. They are federal employees with federal benefits.

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    31. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia, they employ 47,000 screeners. I don't know what those jobs you linked to are, but the first one is to a cargo company.

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    32. Re: DHS was never about Homeland Security by warren.marco7781 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot was awesone- electrical engineers, programmers, aeronautical engineers(maybe they lied). (but we always gave them the chance) t'was nice. Now it's medium bullshit...

    33. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by sjames · · Score: 2

      Not to worry, the private contractor will cheat the employees out of their pensions and the Feds will have to make up for it through various safety net programs.

    34. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I've lost track of the federal rules, but historically the government gets away with a lot more than private industry when it comes to pensions. PA is currently in the middle of a crisis for raising pension promises and not payments. The Post Office is in trouble because congress had the audacity to ask them to actually pay for the benefits they were promising (albeit over a ridiculously short period). There are some high-profile examples of private pension failure, but recently (like, last 20 or 30 years) they were also generally paying insurance.

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    35. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      I like that idea, it's got some legs, but why did you post it AC?

    36. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by sjames · · Score: 1

      The post office is being required to pay for pensions of people it hasn't even hired yet. The payments are for a period far enough into the future that some of the hypothetical eventual recipients haven't been born yet.

    37. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      That is a gross distortion of what is being done, propagated by people with agendas. I suggest you read the actual language of what was required of them.

      The pre-funding "misunderstanding" (I'll be generous) is a result of the requirement that the Post Office project future liability. While they are required to calculate it, they only have to pay for current and past employees. In short, they are using industry-standard actuarial tables, and these tables are based on 75-year timeframes. So yes, in raw mathematical terms the actuarial tables are based in part on the lifetimes of people who are not yet born - but that is a far cry from actually funding "future employees". They are simply using good accounting practices now, which is quite a shock to a government organization. When the dust settles, the employees and Post Office will be on far better financial footing.

      Most private companies gave up pensions long ago because the government required them to be funded and it became clear how expensive they were. The government can still offer them because they are exempt from those rules and so the money is "free".

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    38. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by sjames · · Score: 1

      Granted, it seems not so clear cut, but it is plain that the rules were changed on them with little warning.

    39. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yes, as I said the 10 year catchup time was ridiculous (and probably a ploy in part to make the Post Office look bad). But the law itself is "the right way" to do accounting, and is what has been required of private enterprise for 30 or 40 years. For most of the federal government, I'd say that you can get away with pay as you go - but the post office is shrinking and so their liabilities were going to get out of hand as their revenue declined. The military is in a similar position - most of it's budget will be for veteran benefits as the overall size declines. But veterans have a lot more pull than "former postal workers" politically. If pensions aren't well funded, then the workers will eventually get screwed. There is a special place in hell for union leadership and politicians (and in the old days, business leaders) who trick workers into believing that their future is secure with empty promises.

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    40. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like that idea, it's got some legs, but why did you post it AC?

      In the almost twenty years I've been reading this site, I've logged in once. I don't see enough value in establishing a posting history to be stalked by some of the nutters and trolls. This way they can think every anon is the same stalker/ranter they are instead.

      The idea itself has no legs, as this is what it was before the Dept of Homeland Insecurity, Fear and Paranoia took over - under the "small government" party no less. It's not still-born, it was murdered.

    41. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by weweedmaniii · · Score: 1

      It was a lot of things to a lot of opportunists, but the main driver in the creation of the TSA was the fear after 9/11. This was an irrational response, since airport security did not "break down" and allow 9/11 to occur - box cutters were allowed on planes because it never occurred to anyone that someone would be able to hijack an airplane with a razor blade.

      On the bright side we have another example of how expensive and incompetent the government is at doing a straightforward task. I'm not saying that the private sector would be more competent, but they sure would be cheaper.

      Really? Then why did have to explain my multi-tool every time I went through security? The private security my local airport used understood what it was and ignored that there was a small knife blade inside, they would see the pliers and not ask too much about the blade inside. I had a few occasions that I did have to put my multi-tool in my checked bag, or ask someone to take it home for me, but those were much more the exception than the rule.

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    42. Re:DHS was never about Homeland Security by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Your personal inconvenience is only one part of what I would use to judge "competence". The airline-hired companies had a lot more incentive to provide customer service, since that is where their bread was buttered. Effectiveness at detecting explosives or firearms would be a very important thing to measure.

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  3. We need you people to multitask... by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Security theatre is now being asked to be aesthetic andeffective...

    Cheese and rice!

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  4. Wait a second guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All this means is that they failed to find FAKE plastic explosives and the like, not that they wouldn't find real stuff.

    Do a real test!

    1. Re:Wait a second guys! by envelope · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I think that security checkpoints should have 3 things - a metal detector for people to walk through, an x-ray machine to examine the luggage, and dogs to sniff out anything explosive.

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    2. Re:Wait a second guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You joke, but I knew someone who was in a real test about 6 years ago. Handgun & ammo in carryon. After letting him through initially, someone spotted his large don't-shoot-this-is-a-test ID and rescreened, at which point they found the gun but never did spot the ammo. This is not new.

    3. Re:Wait a second guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "In one test an undercover agent was stopped after setting off an alarm at a magnetometer, but TSA screeners failed to detect a fake explosive device that was taped to his back during a follow-on pat down."

      Ah yes, I'm sure if it was REAL explosive they would have found it on pat down. Their palms magically detected that it was harmless plastic and let the tester through.

      I'm hoping you're being sarcastic...

    4. Re:Wait a second guys! by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      >and dogs to sniff out anything explosive.

      In 2001, there were digital sniffers that performed better than dogs. These digital sniffers could not only could detect more items than dogs, but do so at a lower concentration.

      The biggest problem with that solution, is that it outperformed every thing else. Its high price was a secondary issue.

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    5. Re:Wait a second guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I accidentally carried a pepper spray can aboard a plane. Twice. Not an explosive, but still dangerous material. Would it pass for a real test?

    6. Re:Wait a second guys! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      >and dogs to sniff out anything explosive.

      In 2001, there were digital sniffers that performed better than dogs. These digital sniffers could not only could detect more items than dogs, but do so at a lower concentration.

      The biggest problem with that solution, is that it outperformed every thing else. Its high price was a secondary issue.

      No, the biggest problem with that solution is that it could sniff out if you'd been in someone's garden shortly after it had been fertilized, or if you'd eaten a lemon-poppyseed muffin for breakfast, or had handled cash, or a multitude of other things.

      In other words, Dogs have better context awareness than a chemical sniffer.

    7. Re:Wait a second guys! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      That is fascinatingly uninformed. Of course these tests are done with stuff that looks very much the same on the sensors available.

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    8. Re:Wait a second guys! by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Sniffers have an entirely different problem: If they are too sensitive, they will trigger on a lot of people, as common fertilizer is a pretty potent explosive and many people handle that. Hence sniffers have basically been abandoned, as they do not work in practice.

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    9. Re:Wait a second guys! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Dogs have no useful context awareness for the problem at hand. The problem is that you cannot distinguish somebody that fertilized their plants on the morning from somebody that has handled explosives by residue. It just does not work and hence sniffers are a problem at sensitivity settings where they do not yet detect explosives reliably. That is the reason they are not used at airports anymore.

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    10. Re:Wait a second guys! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Except dogs DO have useful context awareness (just not enough) -- unlike a chemical scanner that flags specific reactions, dogs know the difference between fertilizer + earth and explosives sans earth. Chemical testers don't check to see what other smells are also present.

      But yeah; in that setting, sniffers don't work. Too many variables to account for.

  5. Grandmas and Toddlers by sycodon · · Score: 4, Informative

    But they did manage to grope 8 out of 10 Grandmas and 5 out of 10 toddlers.

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    1. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces. Who knows what a terrorist might do if he smuggled 4 ounces of shampoo aboard a plane!

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    2. Re: Grandmas and Toddlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they are great at finding and stealing expensive items out of checked luggage too! -plateshutoverlock

    3. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah. This is important! If you have a gallon bottle of dangerous explosive liquids you must dump it to the trashcan at the checkpoint. Yes, the one that is by the long queue of people waiting to get through the check. That trashcan is made of superplastic than neutralizes all dangerous substances. Watch out citizen! Have your passport ready! Don't have too much liquids ready! (unless you keep it in your pocket, hand, or anywhere the security won't notice)

    4. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces.

      How big is the average human bladder?

    5. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny

      About 3 beers. ;-)

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    6. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by xaxa · · Score: 2

      Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces.

      How big is the average human bladder?

      400-600mL.

      ("3.4oz" is obviously an approximation of 100mL, which is the volume used outside the US.)

    7. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by tsqr · · Score: 1

      About 3 beers. ;-)

      That would literally be quite a stretch. Actually, it's more like 16 oz. or so for a healthy adult. But it's hard to blow things up with a pint of pee.

    8. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Well, then the stomach/kidney/bladder pipeline is about 3 beers then. ;-)

      I've ... er.. never measured output volume.

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    9. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to mention keeping our airplanes safe from containers of liquid larger than 3.4 ounces. Who knows what a terrorist might do if he smuggled 4 ounces of shampoo aboard a plane!

      That could be a bomb, throw it in the garbage over there!

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    10. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know my bladder capacity is somewhat unusual, but 1.5 liters is a *lot* more than a pint. Drink something other than soda and beer and you might discover some unexpected ability to hold it.

    11. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by sycodon · · Score: 1

      But it's hard to blow things up with a pint of pee

      Depends on the beer doesn't it?

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    12. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And their track record with identifying brown people is perfect!

    13. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Well, I might not take down the plane ... but give me some asparagus and I'll make the the eyes water of everybody near the lav. ;-)

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    14. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by ThatsDrDangerToYou · · Score: 1

      About 3 beers. ;-)

      That would literally be quite a stretch. Actually, it's more like 16 oz. or so for a healthy adult. But it's hard to blow things up with a pint of pee.

      Counter example: Tycho Brahe

      http://www.livescience.com/248...

    15. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there are important reasons for groping both grandmas and toddlers.

      The thing with grandmas is that they have a lot of fear and they vote. If they know they're exempt from groping then they'll use their political influence to get cavity searches for all the rest of us. But if they know that they'll be subjected to the same thing as everyone else then they'll be more limited in their advocacy of government groping.

      And the thing with toddlers is that if you give them a blanket exemption then people who do want to blow up planes will start using them as mules to strap their explosives to. Of course, some discretion is appropriate to avoid traumatizing the toddlers too much.

    16. Re:Grandmas and Toddlers by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yeah. This is important! If you have a gallon bottle of dangerous explosive liquids you must dump it to the trashcan at the checkpoint. Yes, the one that is by the long queue of people waiting to get through the check. That trashcan is made of superplastic than neutralizes all dangerous substances. Watch out citizen! Have your passport ready! Don't have too much liquids ready! (unless you keep it in your pocket, hand, or anywhere the security won't notice)

      Have you not heard of the concept of deterrence?

      Whatever the rights and wrongs of security theatre, I seriously doubt many would-be terrorists queue up at the check-in with a gallon bottle of dangerous explosive liquids any more.

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  6. This makes me feel safe by GoddersUK · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've seen various comments/analysis on other sites about how unsafe this makes people feel. My response was completely the opposite: security is completely ineffective yet it's quite rare for terrorists to blow up airliners. Conclusion: terrorists don't pose a massive threat to our safety and we can do away with all the infringements of our liberties made in the name of safety from terrorists.

    Although, no doubt, the government will see it as an excuse to make airport security fondle your bollocks for a minimum of 30 seconds; after all, we've got to stop all those terrorists that aren't blowing up planes from blowing up planes!

    1. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      the government will see it as an excuse to make airport security fondle your bollocks for a minimum of 30 seconds;

      If you train them properly, you can even help reduce the healthcare budget.

    2. Re:This makes me feel safe by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or will revelations like this lead terrorists to try more often? If there terrorists think that there's a good chance they will be caught, they will spend more time making their plans, and only do something that's truly devastating (like 9-11). However, if it really is so easy to get weapons past security, it makes more sense to spend almost no time at all planning anything, and just do a lot of attempts since it seems like things are quite likely to succeed.

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    3. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      no terrorist is gonna try to hijack a plane again,
      everyone on the plane will assume the plane would be flown into another building,
      any terrorist dumb enough to try after 9-11 is gonna get to experience mob justice first hand

    4. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This! Go all the way. Make it a full medical check. You could find breast cancer, melanoma, etc. Add a hearing and vision check, a quick tooth check so they know you don't have false teeth full of C4, and a quick interview and there is no need for other health checks!

    5. Re:This makes me feel safe by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Or will revelations like this lead terrorists to try more often? If there terrorists think that there's a good chance they will be caught, they will spend more time making their plans, and only do something that's truly devastating (like 9-11). However, if it really is so easy to get weapons past security, it makes more sense to spend almost no time at all planning anything, and just do a lot of attempts since it seems like things are quite likely to succeed.

      News releases of this sort certainly could inspire the same sort of spur-of-the-moment attack we saw in Texas at the "Draw the Prophet" exhibit, itself a virtual terrorist-baiting.

      Well organized attacks like 9/11 are apparently not the terrorists' forte, anyway, as there are seemingly an order or two more suicide-type attacks than the well orchestrated variety.

      The thing is, the takeover of an airborne plane now has a minimal chance of being flown into a building, as passengers are aware negotiating some prisoner's release or other blackmail on the runway is not the likely outcome. Does anyone know how much airport security there is for a small private plane or jet at the same airport they frisk your gran?

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    6. Re:This makes me feel safe by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They already knew that TSA screenings are security theater. It takes only a bit of casual observation, from the waiting lounge, to see which security personnel at which airport are competent or most overwhelmed. The 9/11 terrorists and any modern counterparts have opportunities to visit or travel through airports with _real_ security, like Egypt, Arabia, Pakistan, and Israel, and see the trade-offs between cost and security at all of them. There were compelling reasons that the 9/11 attackers chose Boston to fly from: one of the reasons was doubtless the very lax security at Logan Airport.

      Doing a "lot of attempts" winds up getting one attempt noticed and tightening up security at that airport and possibly others, so "do a lot of attempts" breaks down quickly. What a lot of attempts could do is drain the budget of the TSA and of airlines: overwhelming the staff with hundreds or thousands of false positives over a day or a week would cost the TSA and the airlines many millions of dollars, Simply wiping or spraying enough nitrate residues on a an escalator handrail would expose hundreds, even thousands of people in a day to explosive detection and wipe out the resources and budget of many TSA offices.

    7. Re:This makes me feel safe by Ogive17 · · Score: 2

      With cockpit doors being locked now, it seems stupid to do anything to an airplane these days. Sure, you might get a few hundred casulties and the loss of a plane and possible some casulties on the ground.. there are far worse things they could do. Black Friday at a Wal-mart? Sporting events, train stations..

      TSA is smoke and mirrors. 9/11 cannot be replicated.. even if they somehow breached the cockpit doors the crew and passengers will not sit idley by.

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    8. Re:This makes me feel safe by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      no terrorist is gonna try to hijack a plane again,

      Want to place a bet on that? I'll take the Over.

    9. Re:This makes me feel safe by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know how much airport security there is for a small private plane or jet at the same airport they frisk your gran?

      None. At all. Typically, they will cheerfully wave you through the door (often offering you fresh baked cookies first, at one of the larger FBOs) to where the aircraft are waiting.

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    10. Re:This makes me feel safe by SumDog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Terrorism...yea... that thing.

      Look carefully at the "underwear bomber." He was let onto the plan by an still unidentified Indian man. There are many who believe this was an FBI op. Shoe-bomber? Same shady situation. Even going back to the Pan-Am bombing, the CIA gave that man the explosives. They were suppose to give him non-functioning explosives. They actively sought to radicalize someone; making a criminal out of someone who wouldn't have been on their own. This is the definition of entrapment.

      EVERY SINGLE AIRPORT related "attack" was directly caused by the US. Every security precaution is "security theatre." Those rape-a-scanners? Keep in mind that people who have repeated CAT scans for medical purposes have a higher risk for cancer. The effects build over time for continual exposure. In 20 years, we're gong to see frequent flyers with cancers directly related to body scanners.

      The American media is not free. We live in a propaganda state. Oh brave new world, with such people in it.

    11. Re:This makes me feel safe by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      The trouble if you are OBL type is that people are only so dumb. You can convience them to die for the cause but far fewer want to volunteer for a job that most like will result in their being captured not killed and living out there days being force fed at camp X-Ray.

      IMHO the real vulnerability is the security line itself and the Boston bombing proves it. You can pack plenty of explosive to cause all kinds of carnage in bag that will plausibly be allowed as a carry on. Pick a busier airport, wait until you are in the middle of the security queue with people cordoned all around you in a big mass and BOOM! Most of these airports haven't got high ceilings and the screening area is in a corridor like space to prevent people from bypassing it. Look what the bomb in Boston did outdoors, think what harm it would do to people indoors!

      Such an act would certainly have the effect of terrifying people, of going anywhere near an airport and probably anywhere else they might be forced to queue. Is it as spectacular as slamming a airliner into sky scraper, nope, but if executed well still stands to kill or maim 1000 people give or take. It will still make folks afraid to travel with all the associated knock-on economic impacts. The current system does nothing to defend against this type of thread in fact it makes it far more likely.

      The whole cockpit door thing has more or less eliminated the reason a terrorist might have any interest of bringing weapons on a aircraft. If you can't control the plane anymore than all that is left to you is a Libyan style attack where you attempt to cause the plane to crash over a populated area. I suppose you might just want to transport weapons to an unrelated target as well but even the stupidest terrorists has to realize that there are ways to transport weapons with much lower detection risk than by airline. So I just don't see airliners being probably targets any more, when the airport offers a high probability of success, and will make a fine spectacle.

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    12. Re:This makes me feel safe by rbgnr111 · · Score: 1

      hehehe... I think your right!
      I've thought for a while that all of this is really just for show, to make people feel safe, but not actually do much that would have a real effect.

      I think the airlines have more incentive in screening passengers than the government does anyhow... if a plane blows up ... it's the airline that is out millions of dollars, not the government. add to that that most insurance policies have a clause stating they won't cover anything deemed an act or terrorism...
      I think the airlines really have more incentive to provide a better solution to security... and better customer service.

    13. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American media is not free. We live in a propaganda state. Oh brave new world, with such people in it.

      Far too true for my liking. Remember, people, immediately after the Snowden revelations, our government decided to sneak through a bill which repealed the law preventing it (our government) from directly pushing propaganda to the American people.

      https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130715/11210223804/anti-propaganda-ban-repealed-freeing-state-dept-to-direct-its-broadcasting-arm-american-citizens.shtml

    14. Re:This makes me feel safe by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      there are far worse things they could do. Black Friday at a Wal-mart? Sporting events, train stations..

      Security lines at airports...

      I just don't think the terrorists' hearts are really in it any more.

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    15. Re:This makes me feel safe by counterplex · · Score: 1

      Dr. Yueh recommends poison gas.

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    16. Re:This makes me feel safe by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      I've seen various comments/analysis on other sites about how unsafe this makes people feel. My response was completely the opposite: security is completely ineffective yet it's quite rare for terrorists to blow up airliners. Conclusion: terrorists don't pose a massive threat to our safety and we can do away with all the infringements of our liberties made in the name of safety from terrorists.

      Exactly. Not only are the passenger searches ineffective, but also teenagers have breached airport fences. What this shows is that there is no threat.

      The claims of "increased threat levels" are pure propaganda.

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    17. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered if Alex Jones had a Slashdot account... now I know

    18. Re:This makes me feel safe by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure, you might get a few hundred casulties and the loss of a plane and possible some casulties on the ground.. there are far worse things they could do. Black Friday at a Wal-mart? Sporting events, train stations..

      Yes, this is the obvious thing. I recall after 9/11 when people were actually freaked out by such possibilities. I had a couple friends who didn't even want to go to shopping malls for a few months, because there was fear that any large congregation of people could be a target.

      And then what happened?? Nothing.

      And people stopped worrying about all those other possibilities....

      Also, a fun stat on that "sure you might get a few hundred casualties" with a loss of a plane. Keep in mind that TSA is not free either. And I'm not just talking about cost or special scanners (whether they have medical consequences or not) or groping.

      I'm talking about how everyone was saddened after 9/11 about how much of a waste it was -- that so many people had "lost their lives" in their prime.

      Well, guess what? Run the math on the 600,000,000 passengers who board flights in the U.S. every year or so. For every minute/person the TSA wastes, that equates to roughly 1000 years of people's lifespans wasted cumulatively.

      If the TSA wastes 5 minutes on average for people standing in line and going through extra security crap, that's 5000 years of lifespans "lost" every year when people could be doing something else, being productive in their own lives. (And that doesn't even take into account how much time is wasted because people arrive early at airports just in case of a long security delay.)

      This may sound like a silly analysis, but it's time we're all forced to give out of our lives for no apparent reason just to board a plane.

      One could thus argue that the TSA is already wasting "hundreds of lives" every year, even if a plane doesn't go down... we don't need the terrorists to do it.

    19. Re:This makes me feel safe by zentigger · · Score: 1

      Something similar was done by Miami drug smugglers in the 80's. They used to spray entire warehouses with marijuana residue so the dogs would trigger on every single box. Eventually, the cops just gave up using the dogs. Well, that, and the drug smugglers eventually just bought off the cops.

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    20. Re:This makes me feel safe by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Pick a busier airport, wait until you are in the middle of the security queue with people cordoned all around you in a big mass and BOOM! Most of these airports haven't got high ceilings and the screening area is in a corridor like space to prevent people from bypassing it. Look what the bomb in Boston did outdoors, think what harm it would do to people indoors!

      While this is all true, it also points out the ridiculousness of worrying about airports at all. There are probably hundreds or even thousands of events every day with many hundreds of people (or more) gathered in small areas or clustered in buildings with minimal security or (in most cases) none at all.

      The only terrorists who'd target an airplane these days are stupid -- because the point of terrorism seems to be to scare people ("terrorize") and disrupt society. Airports are already disrupted due to terrorism concerns. A terrorist who actually wanted to do more significant damage would target some other random everyday activity where there are hundreds or thousands of people gathered together.

      There are countries in the world at various times in history which have experienced REAL terrorism, where random terrorist events could occur anywhere. After 9/11, many people were concerned that such a thing could happen in the U.S., since it seemed that such a highly coordinated attack would imply large numbers of terrorists. But those terrorists never materialized, we never saw the random attacks, and people forgot all about that... while still retaining some weird obsession with security concerns on airplanes.

    21. Re:This makes me feel safe by GoddersUK · · Score: 1

      If only Thufir Hawat had felt the good Dr's balls...

    22. Re:This makes me feel safe by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      If you can't control the plane anymore than all that is left to you is a Libyan style attack where you attempt to cause the plane to crash over a populated area.

      Which of course they've tried multiple times. In two cases, the only reason they didn't kill a lot of people was technical trouble with their explosive devices - they had suicidal killers in place, ready to kill themselves and everyone onboard (and ideally, a lot of people on the ground in, for example, Detroit on Christmas day) ... but their QA teams fell short. Minor technical stuff. In the third case (that we know about), it was intelligence that made them aware of the printer-bombs in cargo, which were also an attempt to take down a large plane on approach. Just because such tactics aren't as sexy as flying into skyscrapers doesn't meant they weren't and aren't happy to keep picking away at that option as their technical skill improves. And groups like ISIS have a large group of crazies with lots of cash to work with.

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    23. Re:This makes me feel safe by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      EVERY SINGLE AIRPORT related "attack" was directly caused by the US ... propaganda

      Considering your embrace of fiction, here, the irony in your assertions is pretty fantastic.

      And leaving aside, for the moment, your fictional narrative ... your understanding of "entrapment" is incorrect. Not that it applies in any case you're mentioning, anyway.

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    24. Re:This makes me feel safe by turp182 · · Score: 1

      I've always advocated and always ask for a manual pat-down and bag search. This takes 1-2 people about 5-7 minutes to do this, especially if you have baby/foot powder which will require drug testing. If you want to make it interesting for the screener, include a couple of "very" adult magazines (Playboy doesn't cut it) in the bag with the powders, it is very comical.

      If 5% of the population did this the entire system would grind to a halt.

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    25. Re:This makes me feel safe by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      If 5% of the population did this the entire system would grind to a halt.

      ... and if there's one thing that air travelers look forward to experiencing, it's being in an airport when the entire system grinds to a halt. :)

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    26. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My response was completely the opposite: security is completely ineffective yet it's quite rare for terrorists to blow up airliners.

      Especially when you realize that it wasn't even terrorists who crashed planes on 9/11.

    27. Re:This makes me feel safe by turp182 · · Score: 2

      It's a rather cheap price to pay to push for true reform. It's not like dying in a war or anything, just annoying and inconvenient (which the system itself already is).

      Keep in mind that the OP suggested making people test positive for explosives residue, which I would guess is a serious Federal crime.

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    28. Re:This makes me feel safe by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      It's already happened, multiple times. Shoe bomber. Underwear bomber.

      Yep, they'll try. Some people will try anything. But the game's different now. You had a virtual guarantee of success up until 9/11 plane #3. After that, the slightest error and you're more likely to go down in history as the loser guy who got stomped.

    29. Re:This makes me feel safe by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      I've always advocated and always ask for a manual pat-down and bag search. This takes 1-2 people about 5-7 minutes to do this, especially if you have baby/foot powder which will require drug testing. If you want to make it interesting for the screener, include a couple of "very" adult magazines (Playboy doesn't cut it) in the bag with the powders, it is very comical.

      If 5% of the population did this the entire system would grind to a halt.

      If we really wanted to get rid of the security theatre what we would do is organize people doing this when its known that senators will be flying from the same airport make it grind to a halt all day for a handful of senators and congressman when they are headed home for a long weekend or on the campaign trail and just watch the rules change.

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    30. Re:This makes me feel safe by turp182 · · Score: 2

      I wish that would work.

      But, they would just start flying private 100% of the time. Same applies for high level business executives, they wouldn't miss their meetings. Only plebes fly commercial (even first class is cheap compared to flying private).

      I flew private once, the car dropped us at the plane on the tarmac and we just walked on (I didn't pay for it). This was a few years ago at a small side terminal at the Las Vegas airport with a private secure entrance (by secure I mean they vetted vehicles entering).

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    31. Re:This makes me feel safe by jfengel · · Score: 1

      For some reason, al Qaeda seemed to have a thing for planes. They did try after 9/11, like the Underwear Guy and the Shoe Guy, though both were quite incompetent.

      I suspect it's related to people's general fear of planes, even though they know on a per-mile basis the planes are really safe. The combination of the rather remarkable fact that they fly at all, that people are trapped in them, and the spectacle of many people dying at once seems to attract a lot more attention than it really merits in terms of the sheer calculus of death. Terrorism became really prominent through hijacking and bombing planes. It still seems to hold a fascination.

      It is notable that we haven't seen any attempted bombing or hijacking for quite some time. Perhaps al Qaeda has realized that it's pointless, though they're not really doing all that much against softer targets, either. I think we all know how easy it would be, and how much disproportionate terror it would cause in Americans, and I don't really know why they haven't tried harder. Not that I'm unhappy about it, but it does leave me uneasy. Not uneasy enough to impose TSA-level draconian measures on everything, of course.

    32. Re:This makes me feel safe by jbengt · · Score: 1

      What a lot of attempts could do is drain the budget of the TSA and of airlines: overwhelming the staff with hundreds or thousands of false positives over a day or a week would cost the TSA and the airlines many millions of dollars

      And, yet, my company is involved in upgrades to a few (checked) baggage screening systems where one item of contention is the new EDS (Explosion Detection System) design criteria that have more than double the number of alarms requiring rifling throu - - I mean, requiring manual screening of the luggage. (This is a problem because it requires at least double the number of workers and workstations, and they won't really fit in the existing space available.)
      Anyway, thousands of false positives a day is already par for the course in busy airports.

    33. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe all of the X-ray backscatter machines are gone now, and even in service they weren't producing more exposure than a day at the beach or the flight itself.

      The remaining scanners use millimeter-wave radio energy, looking for irregular attenuation in the reflection of the emitted signal. The energies involved here are about equivalent to hanging around people using cellphones for an hour.

      The amount of energy from a typical CAT scan is a hundred fold that of the old backscatter machines. They weren't going for penetration.

    34. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that people who have repeated CAT scans for medical purposes have a higher risk for cancer.

      CITATION NEEDED!

      Keep in mind that typical CT scan produces few hundred x-ray images and total exposure is is about 10-20mSv (generally less). This is well below the 100mSv which is the lowest acute exposure that is associated with increased risk of developing cancer.

      And no, it's not 100/20 and then indicating "oh, it's 1/5th of the lowest increase". It does not work that way.

    35. Re:This makes me feel safe by pz · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that people who have repeated CAT scans for medical purposes have a higher risk for cancer. The effects build over time for continual exposure. In 20 years, we're gong to see frequent flyers with cancers directly related to body scanners.

      Unlikely, as the population is small and difficult to identify. More likely, we're going to see former TSA employees with cancer. They got a far longer and larger dose (full shifts worth, day after day), and, importantly, are a very easy population to identify. Because they're an easy population to identify, they're an easy class action lawsuit to organize.

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    36. Re:This makes me feel safe by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Were the shoe bomber and the underwear bomber trying to hijack their planes, or simply bring them down? There's a difference, and the passengers have limited ability to stop explosions.

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    37. Re:This makes me feel safe by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Anybody that has the least bit of understanding on how to evaluate real risks is not afraid of terrorists at all. All the things done to "fight terrorists" are a source of grave concern though, as they are a real and serious threat to everybody.

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    38. Re:This makes me feel safe by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Complete and utter bullshit. Terrorism is not a crime of opportunity. Terrorism happens when somebody is indoctrinated enough or pissed off enough to "do something about it". That happens so rarely that it is not a safety or security concern. When it happens, it cannot be stopped either. We now have several examples of terrorist attacks from people that already were (!) under surveillance.

      Due to its rarity, terrorism cannot be prevented. However, due to its rarity, terrorism is not actually a problem. What is a problem is that those in power use the "terrorism"-meme to establish laws and measures that have an entirely different purpose, namely keeping the population in check against the day when it finds out how it has been screwed over by them.

      A prime target, incidentally, for the next air-travel related attack is the waiting lines before the "security" checkpoints.

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    39. Re:This makes me feel safe by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. The chances are basically the same today as back then. There are just not many people that are willing to really try something like this.

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    40. Re:This makes me feel safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously I'm not the GP, but I did get a pamphlet from my hospital on the CT scan they wanted me to undergo that said that people who have CT scans can have a higher risk of cancer.

    41. Re:This makes me feel safe by mjwx · · Score: 2

      It's already happened, multiple times. Shoe bomber. Underwear bomber.

      Yep, they'll try. Some people will try anything. But the game's different now. You had a virtual guarantee of success up until 9/11 plane #3. After that, the slightest error and you're more likely to go down in history as the loser guy who got stomped.

      Yep, organisations like HAMAS who used to take over planes to exert political pressure must be pissed at Al Queada. Before they used to be able to take over a plane and have everyone placidly sit there whilst they get one of their buddies freed from a western jail. Now they're just going to get ganked.

      I think it was Bruce Schneier who said the only two security improvements that came out of 11 September are that the cockpit door is locked and passengers will fight back.

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    42. Re:This makes me feel safe by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      Actually, the scenario you describe would simply be spun as a reason to INCREASE the TSA's budget.

  7. See What Happens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    See what happens when we can't listen to your phone calls!

  8. On a positive note by houghi · · Score: 3, Funny

    On a positive note: in 5% of the times it worked all the time.

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    1. Re:On a positive note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh, I don't know. It seems to me they have a 100% success rate since 9/11. We haven't had a successful terrorist attack on an airport or airliner in the years following that tragedy. All the anti-government nitwits can kick and scream all they want, and invent excuses and reasons, but at the end of the day THIS PROGRAM HAS DONE ITS JOB. Mission accomplished. Unless you had some other criteria you want to judge them on. And they cannot continue to do it without occasionally brushing a hand where you may not normally have one (besides your own). Deal with it, or find another way to travel. My safety is not worth pandering to your psychological shortcomings.

    2. Re:On a positive note by Pi1grim · · Score: 1

      Oooh, a reasonable gentleman. I have a rock that will guard you against Dune Worms and some oil, that will scare away the Ice Giants. For a measly 2000 dollars each. And if you have a question about their effectiveness - take a look around you, do you see even one Dune Worm or Ice Giant? So think of your children and do the right thing.

    3. Re:On a positive note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? What actually prevented the attack was this terrorist attack prevention system device I made and have been testing since 9/11. Seen any terrorist attacks? The device is for sale... or I could just turn it off.

    4. Re:On a positive note by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      If you love the DHS and their success rate, maybe you'd be interested in my bear repealing rock?

    5. Re:On a positive note by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      No they haven't succeeded 100% of the time. The TSA cannot point to any terrorist attack they have stopped but there have been attempts that were stopped by other means that we do know about so it seems that they actually fail 100% of the time at stopping attacks. There was the shoe bomber, and the underwear bomber who successfully got past security. What I have gleaned is that even though the TSA is about as effective at stopping terrorism as a jar of mayonnaise is, there are very very few actual terrorists, and those terrorists that are around are so incompetent I am surprised that they don't choke on their own tongue.

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    6. Re:On a positive note by heypete · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know. It seems to me they have a 100% success rate since 9/11. We haven't had a successful terrorist attack on an airport or airliner in the years following that tragedy. All the anti-government nitwits can kick and scream all they want, and invent excuses and reasons, but at the end of the day THIS PROGRAM HAS DONE ITS JOB. Mission accomplished. Unless you had some other criteria you want to judge them on. And they cannot continue to do it without occasionally brushing a hand where you may not normally have one (besides your own). Deal with it, or find another way to travel. My safety is not worth pandering to your psychological shortcomings.

      How frequently did terrorist attacks (attempted or successful) against airliners take place in the US in the years leading up to 9/11, compared to afterwards? How does this compare to other countries with differing degrees of security at airports? (For example, in Zurich there's no body scanners. Just metal detectors and standard luggage x-ray machines.)

      Have there been any other changes in regards to monitoring or detecting (potential) terrorists that might have had a bigger effect?

      One could argue that current airport screening techniques are reasonable and justified. However, there's obviously unreasonable extremes which one could consider (e.g. full cavity searches for all passengers, requiring passengers to strip and wear only airline-supplied hospital-style gowns, etc.). Where does one draw the line? When does something become unreasonable and not worth doing even if it could increase safety?

    7. Re:On a positive note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you love the DHS and their success rate, maybe you'd be interested in my bear repealing rock?

      That's ridiculous. Rocks can't vote.

    8. Re:On a positive note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was the shoe bomber, and the underwear bomber who successfully got past security.
       
      Does the TSA have a working presence in Europe?

    9. Re:On a positive note by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      THIS PROGRAM HAS DONE ITS JOB

      If you mean creating a small number of jobs, like hiring professional sock puppets to troll social media, to try to sway people who can't think rationally ... then maybe you have a point, AC!

      Tell me again about how the economy will collapse without slavery - I love it when you government types talk dirty. Hey, maybe the TSA could get some training on that? A junket to Hawaii maybe?

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    10. Re:On a positive note by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      >One could argue that current airport screening techniques are reasonable and justified.

      The number of stowaways on commercial airlines _increased_ after 9/11. A datapoint that pretty much proves that current screening techniques are not even close in achieving the alleged goals.

      In conclusion, TSA should be abolished, with no replacement agency,k procedures, or screening that is undertaking by any organization other than the airline, bus line, railroad company, or passenger cruise line that owns and operates the means of transportation.

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    11. Re:On a positive note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a positive note: in 5% of the times it worked all the time.

      And that's why it's important that we must work really hard to remove even more freedom and dignity from the American people's ability to travel.

      Because god knows what would happen if they expected to have some sort of self-evident right to do things like that.

    12. Re:On a positive note by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      If you love the DHS and their success rate, maybe you'd be interested in my bear repealing rock?

      That's ridiculous. Rocks can't vote.

      But can they award lucrative no-bid government contracts?

    13. Re:On a positive note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA has stopped all of the attacks on TSA-protected sites.

      [ Osama Bin Laden *wanted* us to TSA ourselves, why would Al Qaeda undo his legacy? ]

    14. Re:On a positive note by Livius · · Score: 1

      5% of... all

      Or approximately 5%.

    15. Re:On a positive note by sjames · · Score: 1

      Since the rate of attacks before and after is about the same, the logical argument is that 9/11 was an anomaly.

      Or, if we understand the hassles and massive expendature on airport security to be part of the attack (much like Reagan spooked the USSR to get it to bankrupt itself), then the rate is MUCH higher after 9/11 than before.

    16. Re:On a positive note by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > THIS PROGRAM HAS DONE ITS JOB

      Absolutely not. The TSA in many if not most airports are demonstrably incompetent to keep weaponry out of the hands of moderately intelligent attackers, as has been demonstrated by test after test. The far more effective, and demonstrably effective change is that other passengers and flight crews no longer tolerate hijacking or even suspicious behavior.

  9. Like a penetration test at most companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    List the vulnerabilities at a company that fails penetration tests, watch the IT department fill out the checklist saying "we fixed that", lather, rinse, repeat.

    I've been in the IT group that was carefully banned from securing things because the architect and the CTO just found it a lot easier to be able to do anything they wanted, to any system they wanted, any time they wanted, without a paper trail or traceable history. It took me a while to figure out it was deliberate: then I found where the architect had SSH tunnels running from the finance company internal network to his home box, with passphrase free SSH keys with root access on both ends, with the keys on NFS shares on both ends.

    When I found that, and as the security consultant I was allowed to do nothing, I knew to make sure my checks were cashed *fast* and my resume already out elsewhere.

  10. And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    nothing happened ...

  11. What do you want to bet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm assuming this is going to be the impetus for another round of more intrusive screening? I also find the timing curious with the fight over domestic spying taking place now as well. After all if your first attempt at security theater is shown to be completely ineffective I suppose the natural government tendency is to try MORE security theater.

  12. Some Information About the TSA from 2007 by ChuckDivine · · Score: 1

    This has been known for years. Women in Aerospace held a forum on this topic on an easy to remember date -- September 10, 2007. Before I walked in to the event, I knew that when TSA tested its own "security" by trying to smuggle guns through, the guns got through over 90% of the time. That day I also learned about a college student who had smuggled high explosives onto planes just to show he could. The people there that day were furious at this farce.

    Some Women in Aerospace members have significant political connections. How the farce of the TSA has survived this long I do not know.

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    1. Re:Some Information About the TSA from 2007 by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Easy, because too many people in the general population thing it is a good thing that they are "At least trying to do something", and "What ever it takes to keep us safe". There is also a running theme where if a politician speak out about these things they get questioned in the media about how would they feel if a terror attack happened and it is implied that the blame would be placed on them. Love Rand Paul or hate him at least he has had the spine to provide a retort to these kind of accusations when they were leveled at him after his actions on Sunday over the PATRIOT act.

      The solution is to make it so that the politicians know that this is unacceptable. This can be done by contacting them by mail, e-mail, and phone, writing letters to the editor, talking to their campaign people and letting them know when they are out glad handing for votes, but all of this requires effort. Also even if the majority of people don't hold the position most are still apathetic so all that is needed is to give the impression that the majority (a very vocal minority) is against this and things will change, probably slower than we want. It helps if a few get bounced out of office in very public ways like getting primaried out in a safe seat. This requires more effort as one has to get enough people to show up a a prescient level to get a candidate on the ballot, and then get enough people out in the primary to get rid of the incumbent. The TEA Party did this with a number of republicans so it could be done again, but should be done in both parties so they both get the picture.

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  13. The did identify 100% of the water bottles by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    In their defense, they did find 100% of the water bottles being smuggled through. At least we are protected from that threat.

    1. Re: The did identify 100% of the water bottles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but some could haved been pee bottles! AAAAAAAAAAAA -plateshutoverlock

    2. Re:The did identify 100% of the water bottles by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I doubt that but they probably got a higher percentage of them though.

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  14. from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Long time ago i served as a conscript in the Greek Special Forces: part of our training was to do infiltration inside (Greek) "regular" forces' bases - that was for us (S.F.) a training in missions we may do in a real war situation AND a test for the bases' security (on behalf of the regular army/navy/air force command)... while we (S.F.) almost always succeed (so, "regular" forces "failed"), i can guarantee the good status of Greek "regular" forces' base security.

    My point is that the methods (and level of "fake enemy") on those "friendly" security checks are very different from what most people (most "bad guys" included) will ever use.

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    1. Re:from my limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you do with our money? Play catch me if you can?

    2. Re:from my limited experience by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The difference in your example compared to the TSA is that even the Greek regular were professionals taking reasonable steps with proper training while the TSA has minimal training on ineffective measures of people who basically would otherwise likely be unemployable. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to outsmart a TSA agent as people regularly get stuff past them that should easily have been caught by the old methods of screening and more so by the current ones. There was a story a while back about the number of people accidentally getting their firearms past the TSA. These were likely people who had a carry permit and just automatically carry their firearm everywhere without thinking about it, much like you do with your wallet, watch, phone, etc. as it is something done automatically without thinking.

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    3. Re:from my limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me see if I got this. In order to successfully smuggle weapons onto a flight, a terrorist need only wear a S.S.S.T.S.A (Special Super Secret TSA) uniform and say that they are on a "training mission". I must say, that would probably work 100% of the time.

    4. Re:from my limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thank to a good Lord that I already swallowed that coffee before I got to your post.

    5. Re:from my limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add to the above: Greek regular army mainly consists of regular citizens (between 18-28 years old) doing their 9month **mandatory** military service/obligation. You can imagine that an army that consists of people(young too) that are there only for 9 months of their life isn't terribly professional...

    6. Re:from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 2

      The difference in your example compared to the TSA is that even the Greek regular were professionals taking reasonable steps with proper training while the TSA has minimal training on ineffective measures of people who basically would otherwise likely be unemployable.

      I had to make it more clear (my fault): most people in the Greek military, both in my S.F. unit AND the "regular" forces, was and still are conscripts - the Greek military is a conscript based (all able men must serve), and actually my S.F. unit's professionals to conscripts ratio was higher than that of the regular forces'... so, in that analogy (TSA as Greek regular army) things are similar.

      It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to outsmart a TSA agent as people regularly get stuff past them that should easily have been caught by the old methods of screening and more so by the current ones.

      I don't know the level of the TSA agents (i would never tried to outsmart them!), so i can't comment on your first point, BUT i have to agree about the "old methods of screening". Again, from my limited experiance (and because of my former S.F. experience), i have worked for some time in the civilian VIP security business (mostly as a "dumb" bodyguard, close to former police officers who were the "brains")...i am afraid that the "political correctness" on this site will punish me for mentioning some things but anyway:
      When you have limited human and/or other resources you don't check a white woman's child just because... you know why (!)... you check Muhammad (plus his wife, and their children).

      There was a story a while back about the number of people accidentally getting their firearms past the TSA. These were likely people who had a carry permit and just automatically carry their firearm everywhere without thinking about it, much like you do with your wallet, watch, phone, etc. as it is something done automatically without thinking.

      I understand. In a normal situation (i.e., a NON "political correct"), if the guy is NOT Muhammad but just a (real...) American you act the way you must act... you know, don't make it a "situation"! What can i say: some of my old buddies from the S.F. who continued to become pro bodyguards/private security officers went to Israel/Russia for training... where "political correctness" is ridiculed, THANK GOD!

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    7. Re:from my limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither do cowards who piss and shit themselves at the mere sight of a kid pretending their finger is a gun.

    8. Re:from my limited experience by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 0

      The TSA doesn't do any real screening of people like the Israelis do (I have dealt with them and they are very professional and have their shit together). The TSA basically pick people at random give them a rub and tug and send them on their way. The ones manning the x-ray machine don't seem to know what they are looking at and can't identify a gun, knife, or bullets when someone sends a bag through, and even if someone has a large knife and walks through the old style metal detector it doesn't set it off. Elsewhere in this thread I listed some of the items I have accidentally brought through ever since they implemented their enhanced security measures, none of them were caught, no effort was made to try to sneak them past, they were as obvious as it could have been but they were missed every time. Yet if I bring my camera it will take me about 20 extra minutes to get through security.

      Also if you ask the Israeli security people they will joke and tell you that they reverse profile, if you don't fit the profile then they deal with you.

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    9. Re:from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

      The TSA doesn't do any real screening of people like the Israelis do (I have dealt with them and they are very professional and have their shit together). The TSA basically pick people at random give them a rub and tug and send them on their way.

      I guess that the reason "the TSA basically pick people at random" is because -thanks to "political corectness"- it is not allowed to do a screening based on race/religion/gender/etc (OR it must do unnecessary checks to obviously non-threats so it can "cover" its screening...?)

      The ones manning the x-ray machine don't seem to know what they are looking at and can't identify a gun, knife, or bullets when someone sends a bag through, and even if someone has a large knife and walks through the old style metal detector it doesn't set it off. Elsewhere in this thread I listed some of the items I have accidentally brought through ever since they implemented their enhanced security measures, none of them were caught, no effort was made to try to sneak them past, they were as obvious as it could have been but they were missed every time. Yet if I bring my camera it will take me about 20 extra minutes to get through security.

      If you have to check everyone's bag many things will slip (but many wanna-bee "bad guys" will think twice before trying to do their "thing") - if you only have to check Muhammad's bag (and few of those non-Muhammads that will serve as deterrent for the "crowd")... things are better (for both the security guys AND passengers)

      Also if you ask the Israeli security people they will joke and tell you that they reverse profile, if you don't fit the profile then they deal with you.

      Of course they do that also, but everything is determined by the available resources: security (must) start at the big risks - between Muhammad and someone that may be Muhammad you always check Muhammad!

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    10. Re:from my limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me see if I got this. In order to successfully smuggle weapons onto a flight, a terrorist need only wear a S.S.S.T.S.A (Special Super Secret TSA) uniform and say that they are on a "training mission". I must say, that would probably work 100% of the time.

      S.S.S.S.S - Look for this on your next boarding pass.

    11. Re:from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

      To add to the above: Greek regular army mainly consists of regular citizens (between 18-28 years old) doing their 9month **mandatory** military service/obligation. You can imagine that an army that consists of people(young too) that are there only for 9 months of their life isn't terribly professional...

      I agree (i already mentioned our "UN-profesionalism") - i did a 1.5 years of service (i.e., double than what is currenly mandatory), but i never felt trained enough.

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    12. Re:from my limited experience by counterplex · · Score: 1

      When you have limited human and/or other resources you don't check a white woman's child just because... you know why (!)... you check Muhammad (plus his wife, and their children).

      When you're a terrorist and you see the TSA feeling up Muhammad and his wife and children because of how they look, you naturally find a Robert who won't be searched because he doesn't look like Muhammad or his family.

      What then? You'll start feeling up Muhammad and Robert and their families? What about David?

      What about Elias who belongs to a completely different group and has a completely different mission than destroying a plane or building? Say he just wants to assassinate a specific passenger.

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    13. Re:from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

      When you have limited human and/or other resources you don't check a white woman's child just because... you know why (!)... you check Muhammad (plus his wife, and their children).

      When you're a terrorist and you see the TSA feeling up Muhammad and his wife and children because of how they look, you naturally find a Robert who won't be searched because he doesn't look like Muhammad or his family.

      What then? You'll start feeling up Muhammad and Robert and their families? What about David?

      What about Elias who belongs to a completely different group and has a completely different mission than destroying a plane or building? Say he just wants to assassinate a specific passenger.

      I try to simplify my examples, but basicaly you must check the Muhammads... plus some random obviously NON-Muhammads as a deterrent - it is not so easy for the Islamic "Peace Corp" to find a white blond Adolf that will try to make connection with his 72 virgins in an airplane (that is the main reason for the existance of TSA - not to prevent Adolf from killing a passenger because he disagreed with the winner of the Eurovision music contest...)

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    14. Re: from my limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cops?

    15. Re:from my limited experience by counterplex · · Score: 1

      I try to simplify my examples, but basicaly you must check the Muhammads... plus some random obviously NON-Muhammads as a deterrent - it is not so easy for the Islamic "Peace Corp" to find a white blond Adolf that will try to make connection with his 72 virgins in an airplane (that is the main reason for the existance of TSA - not to prevent Adolf from killing a passenger because he disagreed with the winner of the Eurovision music contest...)

      Never underestimate the power of a few million dollars (or other pressure that's brought to bear) to break a profile that's so easy to spot. That's beyond the fact that there are plenty of blond blue-eyed muslims out there to break your profile on its own. Even Malcolm X attested to that.

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    16. Re:from my limited experience by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You were conscripted into the military. But I bet you volunteered _and_ qualified for the SF.

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    17. Re:from my limited experience by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      it is not so easy for the Islamic "Peace Corp" to find a white blond Adolf that will try to make connection with his 72 virgins in an airplane

      It's much easier than you'd think. In Russia, for example, islamists from the "Caucasian Emirate" have quite a few ethnic Europeans (mostly Russians) fighting for them. And remember, you only need one - and you can spare him and coddle him until he's needed for such a mission.

    18. Re:from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

      it is not so easy for the Islamic "Peace Corp" to find a white blond Adolf that will try to make connection with his 72 virgins in an airplane

      It's much easier than you'd think. In Russia, for example, islamists from the "Caucasian Emirate" have quite a few ethnic Europeans (mostly Russians) fighting for them. And remember, you only need one - and you can spare him and coddle him until he's needed for such a mission.

      Of course you are right - that is why i wrote "it is not so easy".

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    19. Re:from my limited experience by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 2

      You were conscripted into the military. But I bet you volunteered _and_ qualified for the SF.

      Yes Sir, you are right, i conscripted into the military (since every Greek men must do a mandatory service) but i volunteered for the S.F (most do it in a "pre-selection" phase about a year before their service starts, but you can also do it in the first week of your military service, when officers from S.F. visits every base for new concripts and does this "pre-selection") and then i qualified (2 months of more advanced selection and training phase in the S.F. central base and then 2 months more in specialized bases before officialy accepted in the S.F. - after that you get out of S.F. only if you ask, if you get seriously hurt, if you fail some major periodic tests or you can not perform in training for other reasons, or if you do something very stupid). But i was still a conscript, and while i served for 1.5 years (having the same training as a pro, with the pros in my unit), i can safely claim that i was of lower quality compared to profesional S.F. soldiers/officers - this is not out of modesty, just a honest criticism of my (and every other conscript's actually) "quality".

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    20. Re:from my limited experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus man, you got to cut down on your parenthesis abuse, it is a pain to read. Just replace them with commas or - or don't use them. Read other people's texts or articles and see how many parenthesis they use.

  15. No big surprise by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

    Given what I have inadvertently brought through over the years:
    About a dozen 3" 12 gauge shot gun shells (magnum goose loads)
    An almost full box of 20 7.62x54r rifle ammunition
    A 4"lock blade knife with a brass handle (multiple times), A small 2.5" folding knife
    This really doesn't come as a surprise, and I wasn't even trying to sneak the stuff past them. The ammo was in coat pockets the went through the X-ray machine at different times and the pocket knives were just left in my pocket as I went through their metal detector. But every time I bring my camera, a Pentax Spotmatic F with assorted lenses, it is off to the extra screening area for a pat down, explosives check, a game of 20 questions, and for them to dig through my stuff. Also the bulb cable really confuses them and I get accused of bringing a weapon onto a plane as they push the button and the cable extends out the other end a bit

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    1. Re:No big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TIL that Bob the Super Hamste is a professional hit man who has a fetish of photographing his kills with 35mm film.

    2. Re:No big surprise by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      A freakin' Spotmatic? Those were awesome cameras with some nice lenses. I had no idea any were out in the wild any more though.

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    3. Re:No big surprise by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      They are fairly common if one looks, but does require looking at a real camera shop that carries used non digital equipment and likely also medium format gear. The K1000 is by far more common though and they also seem to have better lens availability if you wanted to go that route. They don't come up for sale as often as they did 10 years ago when everyone was switching to digital and had no collector value. They are built like a tank and do have some good lenses, it is just the lenses I want I can't afford because they are getting silly expensive. I have been using mine for almost 20 years now and it has taken awesome pictures on 6 continents in all sorts of awful extreme conditions. The Spotmatic F was the last of the series and the last of the M42 screw mount ones an went out of production in 1976 so my camera is at least 39 years old and while I get a hard time from people about my "antique" I can brag because I can take better pictures of things than they can. I did this with some co-workers when we were in Israel and got a nice clear full fram picture of Dome of the Rock from Mount of the Olives where you can clearly see the detail in the mosaic work on the outside while their pictures zoomed in you could tell it was just Dome of the Rock.

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    4. Re:No big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditch the Pentax and go with a Canon.

    5. Re:No big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear ya... I once misplaced my big knife, that later turned up in carry on luggage... no issues with xrays.

      Similarly, they confiscated a razor from a snake bite kit, a can opener (apparently it was dangerous), and a super dangerous bottle of sunscreen.

    6. Re:No big surprise by danlip · · Score: 1

      This audio recorder (Zoom H4n) really freaks them out. I think it reminds them of a taser. No fun traveling with it, I get swabbed every time.

  16. The TSA is great at finding and stealing laptops, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so how come these jackasses could not find the contraband? -plateshutoverlock

  17. Quick! Tighten the controls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The controls in place are obviously inadequate. According to my calculations we MUST increase the effort by a factor of 1(1 - .95) = 20 times. That'll surely teach 'em tarrists.

    1. Re:Quick! Tighten the controls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine how safe we all would be if we where all locked down into those prisoner-restraint "chairs" you see in movies and we where all pushed around by security-professionals..... And in the event of a security-breach they could probe everyone without any resistance..

  18. Of course they failed 95% of the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's in the testers' interests to beat the system, and they know what all of the protocols and technologies involved are. Unlike a terrorist, they also don't need to use real munitions, or carry anything that would be practical for the previous or next phase of their plan. The testers also are just devising the hardest tests they can, instead of trying to imitate the methods utilized by the people they're supposed to be training the checkpoints to spot. They're specifically targeting known weaknesses. A high failure rate is their objective!

    It's a possibly a good process but we can't write off the system as ineffective because of this result. It's just clickbait. "You're not safe!!! Monsters lurk behind every door!!!"

    1. Re:Of course they failed 95% of the time by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Informative

      The testers also are just devising the hardest tests they can, ...

      Hmm... Hardest tests? From TFS:

      In one case, an alarm sounded, but during the pat down, the screener failed to detect a fake plastic explosive taped to the undercover agent's back.

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    2. Re:Of course they failed 95% of the time by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Lets see... if I wanted to get something on a plane to do Something Evil ...

      1) Become airport employee

      2) Become TSA employee

      3) Simply smuggle it, maybe even using multiple trips or cooperating with multiple mules

      4) Improvise something I can get in an airport after going thru the "security" checks

      And I'm no rocket surgeon. I'm sure that most other slashdotters could easily come up with ways of doing all of these things on their own. Internal knowledge of the TSA, or how a backscatter machine works, etc. isn't needed. Sure it would help, but it isn't needed.

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  19. You don't stop terrorists by patting people down by Karmashock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You stop terrorists by first knowing who is getting on the planes in the first place. This is how Israel secures its airports. They know who you are before you even show up at the airport. They have multiple layers of people that are trained to spot suspicious behavior and act upon it.

    The second thing you do is give the plane an ability to defend itself when it is attacked. Let us just assume the terrorists get on the plane with whatever. What is the plane going to do to defend itself. I refer to the passengers, the flight attendants, the pilots, etc. What can they do to shut it down when it happens?

    The funniest thing that has come out of 9/11 is that the government was actually totally useless and that people... just people are far more useful. Because what is actually stopping terrorist attacks is that you cannot take over a plane like they did on 9/11 anymore. What allowed that to happen was that passengers didn't know what the terrorists were going to do. They thought the plane was going to Cuba or something. They didn't know they were going to be murdered en mass to murder thousands of other people. If you tried to do 9/11 today... the passengers would rip the terrorists apart. No government agency required.

    The TSA is at most stopping Richard Reed type attacks where someone just wants to blow the plane up. But you can't fly those planes into anything anymore because the passengers will just kill you.

    Here is my solution:

    1. Require a special ID to use commercial airplanes. The ID would require that you are on a list and they know who you are... transport on the system is not a right. If you're a suspicious person then the system might just say "take a bus". By all means open the system up to due process so if you think you're on a ban list then you can fight that in court. The system might also flag certain people out for more security when they show up at the security gate. So you'd still get to be on the plane but you personally would be going through extra security because the system doesn't trust you.

    2. Give flight attendants and pilots some defense training. That includes possibly giving them weapons. I have no problem for example with the pilot having a gun. If he can fly the plane into a mountain then he can be have a machine gun for all I care. He's fully capable of killing everyone on the plane as well as whomever is on the ground when the plane strikes. So give him a gun. If you want it to be one of those subsonic jobs that don't penetrate very far, that is fine. But lets not pretend the pilot can't kill everyone. He can.

    3. Upgrade the computer security on those planes. You shouldn't be able to control the auto pilot through the entertainment network accessed by wifi. That was fucking pathetic.

    4. The actual gate security can probably go back to what it was before 9/11 with the addition of checking special IDs and subjecting people to additional security if they're on a list. The vast majority of people would have much less to worry about.

    Things that would cause someone to get flagged... non-citizens might be inherently less trustworthy. Various age brackets and genders... if you're an old woman then you're just less likely to be a problem. That sort of thing. Of course this should link to the FBI and the NSA and the CIA so that if any of those groups had an issue with someone, then they could independently flag someone for the TSA.

    My objective here is to keep as many people safe as possible while maintaining the effiency of the transport network. Some people might say "this will lead to profiling and profiling is wrong"... profiling is a basic aspect of criminal investigation and intelligence work. Ever see Silence of the Lambs? It was about an FBI serial killer PROFILER. Profiling is fine so long as it isn't stupid. Profiling on the basis of race for example is stupid especially when that is the only variable. It can BE a variable so long as there is a reason for it. I'm not sure what reason you could use to justify it... but I'm open

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  20. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's impossible to stop all terrorists. We're simply reacting to the last attack, because there's no realistic way to stop the next one.

    Profiling might be somewhat useful, but it's doubtful. Disallowing large/serious weapons on a plane is a good thing simply because, without some amplification of strength, the numbers are wildly against any single attacker. Simple security is sufficient.

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  21. Government Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some time the TSA has been shown to be inefficient and way over-priced for the service they provide. Now, as the news comes out (CNN even reported on this one) the Government will still not see their decision as an error but will decide they simply need to throw more money at it.

  22. Well obviously they used guys and ugly women... by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who wants to grope that? (/sarcasm)

    1. Re:Well obviously they used guys and ugly women... by Z80a · · Score: 1

      You're quite unfamiliar with the rule 34 and it's implications, right?

  23. Dear Slashdot by eagee · · Score: 0

    You were wonderful once, but now you won't cover tech news that makes your parent company look bad. You're not what you once were, so I'm packing my bags. Farewell!

    1. Re:Dear Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a front page story yesterday, get with the times.

  24. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    All good ideas. I'm sute implementing them would have stopped precisely zero out of zero terrorist attacks on US planes that actually succeeded since 2001.

    So, since security is lax (like we didn't know already) and there haven't been any successful terrorist attacks on planes in the US since 2001, what precisely would your methods achieve?

    If the answer is saving lives then I contend there are better methods to save lives. Your methods sound expensive. Terrorism isn't a significant threat. If you spend the money on road safety you'll likely save a lot more lives.

    Anyway point by point:

    1. Require a special ID to use commercial airplanes. The ID would require that you are on a list and they know who you are... transport on the system is not a right. If you're a suspicious person then the system might just say "take a bus". By all means open the system up to due process so if you think you're on a ban list then you can fight that in court. The system might also flag certain people out for more security when they show up at the security gate. So you'd still get to be on the plane but you personally would be going through extra security because the system doesn't trust you.

    Except no one was in any doubt who the 9/11 terrorists were. They all used their real names because why not? They had no prior terrorist activity and didn't exactly care about their future reputation becoming tarnished.

    2. Give flight attendants and pilots some defense training. That includes possibly giving them weapons. I have no problem for example with the pilot having a gun. If he can fly the plane into a mountain then he can be have a machine gun for all I care.

    He can't though, not in the US. The US has already required two people to be in the cockpit for years precisely to stop this kind of thing.

    3. Upgrade the computer security on those planes. You shouldn't be able to control the auto pilot through the entertainment network accessed by wifi. That was fucking pathetic.

    OK firstly that never actually happened as far as anyone can tell. Secondly having better security is equivalent to a highschool teacher telling you he always makes sure he has the best brand of condoms when dealing with pupils (with apologies to XKCD). The solution is an airgap, of course, not upgraded computer security.

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  25. Most criminals are dumb by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What you're saying is that most criminals are dumb, and that's why security manages to catch them. Smart criminals are unlikely to get caught.

    If we accept that as true, and if we are willing to accept that life is never totally risk free, then all of TSA and Homeland Security could be abolished. Then the rest of the world could also stop complying with the idiotic restrictions (liquids, etc.) initiated by the US.

    Anyway, there is absolutely no evidence that security today is any better than it was pre-9/11. Without the security theater, we would save such huge amounts of time. I still remember fondly being able to show up at the airport 30 minutes before flight departure, show my ticket, walk onto the airplane. That's the way is was, and the way it should be again.

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    1. Re:Most criminals are dumb by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is that most criminals are dumb, and that's why security manages to catch them. Smart criminals are unlikely to get caught.

      Yes, i am saying that, but not only that ("are dumb"): they are also not so well "trained" in their criminal/terrorist "operations", not so calm, not so "invisible" as they usualy think, plus some other things that a profesional security officer usualy knows well.

      If we accept that as true, and if we are willing to accept that life is never totally risk free, then all of TSA and Homeland Security could be abolished. Then the rest of the world could also stop complying with the idiotic restrictions (liquids, etc.) initiated by the US.

      I must disagree: every "click" more of security is better security, even if that means more inconvenience - i am not a profesional security guy, so i can not decide what is the appropriate level of security(/inconvenience), but i can understand why a small bottle of water can be a security risk!

      Anyway, there is absolutely no evidence that security today is any better than it was pre-9/11. Without the security theater, we would save such huge amounts of time. I still remember fondly being able to show up at the airport 30 minutes before flight departure, show my ticket, walk onto the airplane. That's the way is was, and the way it should be again.

      I remember those days also - but i also remember this.

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    2. Re:Most criminals are dumb by counterplex · · Score: 1

      I still remember landing and seeing family at the gate. Walk with them to baggage claim and pick up your stuff and off you go. For that matter, going to the gate with family and just enjoying company while you wait for your flight.

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    3. Re:Most criminals are dumb by pz · · Score: 1

      ... then the rest of the world could also stop complying with the idiotic restrictions (liquids, etc.) initiated by the US.

      Perhaps you didn't notice -- the restrictions are being quietly lifted.

      http://ec.europa.eu/transport/...

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    4. Re: Most criminals are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but i can understand why a small bottle of water can be a security risk!

      Really? And just why can a small bottle of water be a security risk? Bonus points if you can come up with any credible idea of how the TSA's "security" policies would actually prevent a well-organised terrorist from bringing a bottle of water onto a place if they wanted to.

  26. More like 57% effective by pr0t0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to this poll http://www.harrisinteractive.c..., about 57% of frequent flyers believe the current TSA procedures are making it safer to fly. The other 43% recognize them for the theatrics that they are.

    Sure, they find their fair share of fake novelty hand grenades and medieval weaponry in checked baggage. They even once saved a plane from the pudding cup my daughter left in her backpack (which naturally earned her a pat-down). But what the TSA was really doing was keeping a major mode of transportation operational for a brief time of uncertainty. As with all things government, the project's scope began to creep and pockets got lined while we stood in a line to have our pockets felt by a creep.

    57% think the TSA is money well spent. That is the metric by which the TSA measures itself.

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    1. Re:More like 57% effective by heypete · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They even once saved a plane from the pudding cup my daughter left in her backpack (which naturally earned her a pat-down).

      My wife, then-infant daughter, and I had an interesting experience flying in the US: we often traveled with pre-packaged, ready-to-use UHT-sterilized bottles of formula just in case (a) my wife's milk production was insufficient at that moment and (b) we didn't have sufficient time or access to things like boiling water needed to make powdered formula. Since opening the sealed bottles defeats the point of UHT sterilization and starts the ~2 hour countdown after which the formula must be discarded, we asked them not to open the bottles.

      Typically this was no problem: they did some swab tests, x-rayed the bottles, and concluded that they were (correctly) harmless. Additionally, they said that not opening the bottles meant that either my wife or I needed to get a pat-down but they let us choose who got the touchy-feely treatment. Obviously, any bad guys would have the one without concealed contraband get the search, thus defeating the purpose of the search.

      At least that was better than Newark: the security screeners said they needed to do the swabbing and other tests before letting us proceed. However, the checkpoint was quite busy at the moment so they just had us stand around next to a table holding the bottles, my laptop, etc. for 10 minutes or so, then let us collect all the stuff and go. At no time were any of the tests they mentioned actually done.

  27. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2. Give flight attendants and pilots some defense training. That includes possibly giving them weapons. I have no problem for example with the pilot having a gun. If he can fly the plane into a mountain then he can be have a machine gun for all I care.

    He can't though, not in the US. The US has already required two people to be in the cockpit for years precisely to stop this kind of thing.

    All one person has to do is disable the other, then there's effectively one person in the cockpit.

  28. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 2

    What would it achieve? No worse than what we have no with overall superior efficiency of the existing transport network.

    My idea is superior to what we have now. That's all.

    Don't let perfect be the enemy of the good. Something doesn't have to be perfect to be a good idea just because there is another system that is possibly better that NO ONE is going to implement.

    1. The point is to track people and give the TSA some real control over who is even allowed to buy a ticket.

    2. As to pilots flying something into a building etc... whatever dude. If you think the pilot isn't dangerous then I don't know what to tell you. The second pilot/flight attendant in the cockpit reduces risk but the pilot is quite dangerous if he wants to do something nasty.

    3. Yes it did happen. He pushed the throttle forward on one of the engines three times during the flight. Very slightly. Not enough that the pilot even noticed. Just enough to test it.

    As to better security versus airgap... in what way is an airgap not better security? Obviously it is... you're presuming to know specifically what I'd recommend when I didn't get specific enough for you to correct me by suggesting an airgap.

    I actually would prefer these systems be airgapped. Ask me next time instead of making an ass out of yourself and assuming. ;)

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  29. Impossibe by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    Short of prison-like strip searches, what they're trying to do is likely impossible. The old joke about "No carry on luggage and everybody flies naked" is probably the only thing that would really work, except that they'd have to use a second plane to fly the baggage in case there's a bomb in the luggage, which they will also miss. The 2nd plane should probably have a crew of 1 or 2 and ejection seats...

    So, now the security theater is going to become unbearable again, and I'm going to KEEP driving where I want to go. Sold my car a couple weeks ago - 3 years and 2 months old, with 124,000 miles on the odometer because I've BEEN driving wherever I wanted to go, and there were some really long trips in there most of the way across the country that were repeated several times a year. Fortunately, I love to drive and loathe gov't intrusion, but the reason I drove, and took trains, is the TSA. Otherwise, I would have flown.

  30. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today, the passengers wouldn't do anything except take video of/tweet about/make Facebook status updates about what's going on.

  31. This is what we get for $7.3B? by schwit1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    In billions. Total=$61B
    Departmental Operations 748,024
    Analysis and Operations(A&O) 302,268
    Office of the Inspector General (OIG) 145,457
    U.S. Customs & Border Protection (CBP) 12,764,835
    U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) 5,359,065
    Transportation Security Administration(TSA) 7,305,098
    U.S. Coast Guard (USCG) 9,796,995
    U.S. Secret Service (USSS) 1,895,905
    National Protection and Programs Directorate (NPPD) 2,857,666
    Office of Health Affairs (OHA) 125,767
    Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) 12,496,517
    FEMA: Grant Programs 2,225,469
    U.S. Citizenship & Immigration Services (USCIS) 3,259,885
    Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC) 259,595
    Science &Technology Directorate (S&T) 1,071,818
    Domestic Nuclear Detection Office (DNDO) 304,423

    https://www.dhs.gov/sites/defa...

    1. Re:This is what we get for $7.3B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the Coast Guard is just a giant waste of money... Nice try. This is regarding TSA screening in airports, your laundry list is a different subject.

    2. Re:This is what we get for $7.3B? by dj245 · · Score: 3

      Yeah, the Coast Guard is just a giant waste of money... Nice try. This is regarding TSA screening in airports, your laundry list is a different subject.

      I think that was for comparison purposes. As in, the TSA costs a lot more than a lot of other programs which actually accomplish something.

      Although it is a bit startling to me that the U.S. Citizenship & Immigration Services (USCIS) costs as much as it does. $3.2 billion a year, and that organization is basically only in charge of processing paperwork for people applying for visas, resident cards, and citizenship. AND they collect hefty fees for their services- we paid USCIS about $1500 in total for my wife's visa and permanent resident card. Many of their employment-based visa programs are even more expensive.

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  32. 95%?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Save me, USA Freedom Act!!

  33. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    " transport on the system is not a right."

    Uh, yeah it is, at least being transported without being searched by the gov't is a right. Judge Napolitano on Fox News went into great detail about this, with what they are doing being absolutely positively illegal with respect to the 4th amendment. The gov't just can't legally do what they're doing. The AIRLINES can institute, pay for, and run a TSA-like security system, but not the gov't.

  34. No surprises there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been obvious from day one that all the security stuff in our airports is nothing but theater.

  35. I guess I must be in the other 5% by flyingace · · Score: 1

    They always seem to find my shaving cream bottle ... never have managed to sneak it through :(

  36. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You stop terrorists by first knowing who is getting on the planes in the first place. This is how Israel secures its airports. They know who you are before you even show up at the airport. They have multiple layers of people that are trained to spot suspicious behavior and act upon it.

    That's cute. But the US has been slurping all sorts of data about air passengers, down to the books they read, and it makes no discernible difference. That is, in actual security. It does make for seven years of hell on wheels if you end up on the sooper seekrit not-allowed-to-fly lists by mistake and you are not a senator so you can't just ring up a buddy to get you off again.

    The Israelis protect their airports by clever use of competence. Not so the DHS, it only has itself and the TSA.

    The funniest thing that has come out of 9/11 is that the government was actually totally useless and that people... just people are far more useful. Because what is actually stopping terrorist attacks is that you cannot take over a plane like they did on 9/11 anymore. What allowed that to happen was that passengers didn't know what the terrorists were going to do. They thought the plane was going to Cuba or something. They didn't know they were going to be murdered en mass to murder thousands of other people. If you tried to do 9/11 today... the passengers would rip the terrorists apart. No government agency required.

    Meaning that all those hundreds of millions of tax dollars spent on security are really but thrown away. No need to up the national debt for something that the passengers have now realised they must do themselves, and therefore do on the rare occasion they need to. Even those vaunted air marshalls have not the track record of the random passenger. Better to "pay" those same passengers by doing away with the security circus and pay them back the security surcharge.

  37. They don't do anything but annoy by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
    They don't scare the terrorists.

    If a terrorist wants to blow up a plane, they use a Surface to Air Missile from just outside the airport.

    If they want to hijack a plane, it won't work anymore because the doors are heavily locked - any explosive capable of opening the cockpit door will crash the plane.

    The routinely miss liquids - water, suntan lotion, etc. I traveled with someone that packed suntan lotion in a carry on bag and they missed it. They found and took the blade out of his safety razor, but missed the suntan lotion.

    Even their own original studies claim that any benefit is far exceeded by the cost. The basic rule for MOST government agencies is if the cost exceeds $1 million per life saved, don't bother - smoke detectors cost $210,000 per life saved. http://www.econ.ucsb.edu/~tedb/Courses/UCSBpf/readings/interventions.pdf

    But the TSA argues they should be allowed to spend $10 million per life saved - and admit they actually cost $180 million per life saved. https://www.schneier.com/blog/...

    Their budget should be cut to 1% of what it currently is, that way we will only be spending twice what we spend on other industries to save lives.

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    1. Re:They don't do anything but annoy by patriceweber · · Score: 1

      Yeah, very easy to get your hand on a Surface to Air missile. You've been playing too many video games.

    2. Re:They don't do anything but annoy by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      You do realize that I personally don't want to destroy planes? Instead we are talking about people like, ISIS. Who routinely use missile technology.

      I guarantee you that when whoever replaced Osama Bin Laden wants a Surface to Air Missile, he gets one. Probably a lot easier than it is for him to get suicidal people to board an airplane.

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  38. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    Disallowing weapons is not a good thing. If the passengers on flight 93, as well as the other planes had been armed, they would easily have overwhelmed the terrorists. Our best security would be to encourage concealed carry of weapons onto airplanes, so the bad guys wouldn't know from where the threat to their plans would come. They would have to assume that every passenger on the airplane who is not a child has a gun. In actuality, maybe 10% would be armed, but that's a lot of people to thwart your plans if you're a terrorist.

  39. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    My idea is superior to what we have now. That's all.

    Fair enough. I think it's more expensive though, especially the ID thing would require a Big Government Project (tm).

    1. The point is to track people and give the TSA some real control over who is even allowed to buy a ticket.

    The problem with that is that the TSA seem to be wildly incompetent in all things. It would pretty much require that the TSA is burned to the ground and rebuilt.

    3. Yes it did happen. He pushed the throttle forward on one of the engines three times during the flight. Very slightly. Not enough that the pilot even noticed. Just enough to test it

    I don't remember seeing anything except his own claims about this. Link?

    actually would prefer these systems be airgapped. Ask me next time instead

    You specified "upgrading computer security". If you meant air-gap, you should have said it.

    of making an ass out of yourself and assuming. ;)

    I'm now not going to assume that you haven't suddenly switched to another language which looks like English and where what you wrote means "I'm very silly for saying silly things about assumptions".

    And to that I wholeheartedly agree.

    Which is a pointed way of saying it's impossible to communicate without making assumptions.

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  40. Government union workers by Kohath · · Score: 1, Informative

    They get paid regardless of whether they do a good job.

    1. Re:Government union workers by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So do CEOs and politicians.

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    2. Re:Government union workers by mjwx · · Score: 1

      So do CEOs and politicians.

      And consultants.

      Anyone who thinks unions are the biggest rort around has never done seen an IT consultancy working on time and materials with nebulous goals managed by a PM that doesn't give a shit... and this happens more often than anyone is comfortable admitting.

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  41. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what if *both* people are in on it! Oh crap! We need three people. Be then those two people can overpower the third! So we need at least 5 people. But what if the two bribe a third to go along, then its 3 vs 2. So we need at least 11 people in the cockpit.

  42. Probably shouldn't have made this public by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    The illusion of effectiveness was the only real deterrent the TSA had to keeping terrorists from bringing explosives onto planes. Now that the illusion is gone, what's stopping them?

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    1. Re:Probably shouldn't have made this public by myowntrueself · · Score: 2

      The illusion of effectiveness was the only real deterrent the TSA had to keeping terrorists from bringing explosives onto planes. Now that the illusion is gone, what's stopping them?

      I would have thought that the terrorists would have been doing dry runs with disposable assets like (Richard Reid, shoe bomber) and would know exactly how vulnerable the system is. Reids shoes did have real explosives in them but they were (apparently deliberately) configured so as to be inert. There was no threat to the airplane (you don't set off plastic explosives by igniting it with a match).

      This was likely part of a larger scheme to map out the vulnerabilities in the air transit system. You can bet that the terrorists have known for a long time just how ineffective the TSA is.

      The larger question is why haven't planes been falling out of the sky all this time? My guess is they are saving it for something really big, something special and memorable.

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    2. Re:Probably shouldn't have made this public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The larger question is why haven't planes been falling out of the sky all this time?

      Because what good would that do?

  43. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand why I need special blessing from the government for commercial flying to be safer. Commercial airplanes are safer than my bath tub. We can prevent "9/11's" by locking the cockpit. We can save orders of magnitude more lives by spending effort on [managing preventable disease, automobile safety, weapons proliferation].

  44. Revealing Flaws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if an outsider had performed this test would hey have been jailed as a traitor?

    By revealing the results of the test aren't they passing critical information to the 'enemy'?

    I say prosecute. Think of all the people who will now lay awake at nite in fear - both of them.

  45. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    As to it being more expensive, you're forgetting the value of actually keeping track of that information a more accessible way. We could use that for a lot of other things. And there are side projects doing the same thing already in a more half assed way. We could roll it all together which should reduce the cost.

    As to the TSA being incompetent, not any more than any other government agency. They're all equally incompetent.

    The TSA's real problem is that their priorities are wrong. Security is not their primary priority. The illusion of security is their primary job. Just looking like they're doing something is what they actually do. Hold them to empirical standards and set everything up in a goal oriented way to obtain actual security and they'll be just fine.

    As to chris roberts... come on:
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/...

    I hesitate to link to other sources because you're likely going to say they're not credible. Even though those are the sources that have the technical information that actually show how it works and that it not only was done but could be done again RIGHT NOW.

    As to assumptions... ask more questions.

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  46. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by Maxwell · · Score: 1

    That's worked so well in the rest of the USA, it should work awesome in the air too. More guns=less violence!

  47. But they find 100% of penises and vaginas by JoeyRox · · Score: 1
    1. Re:But they find 100% of penises and vaginas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the millimetre wave penis and vagina scanner machines are powerful, modern and fully deployed!

      Hey, you have to prioritize your targets.

  48. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    The government owns the airports. So... go to a private airfield and charter a private plane. You'd be surprised by how little security you go through if you do that. They don't check anything.

    As to preventable diseases... what do you think we should be doing that we're not doing? Love to hear... honestly and truly. :)

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  49. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Give everyone a grenade. Who's going to fuck with a person with a grenade?

  50. They do what they're trained to do by xtal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ..which is NOT to detect weapons.

    They're trained to detect common tools, water bottles, and other harmless items to harass people. This performance is what is incentivized and reinforced, so that's what is optimized.

    Security theatre doesn't work. Security that works offends people.

    C'est la vie. Shoes off!

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  51. Put on your tinfoil hats guys... by yodleboy · · Score: 1

    so, what if this report is BS and really an attempt to provoke attack by ISIS or other groups, leading to national support for an expanded/resumed military presence in the middle east? nothing stimulates an economy like a good war, right?

    i guess it's a sad statement that the above is not completely, utterly unthinkable... the guys running the show really could be that dumb.

    1. Re:Put on your tinfoil hats guys... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      so, what if this report is BS and really an attempt to provoke attack by ISIS or other groups, leading to national support for an expanded/resumed military presence in the middle east? nothing stimulates an economy like a good war, right?

      You're not thinking tinfoily enough. Why provoke an attack for a war when you can provoke fear of an attack for FREEDOM ( USA FREEDOM Bill )?

    2. Re:Put on your tinfoil hats guys... by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      well, it is funny how this massive incompetence was announced just after various bits of Patriot Act expired...

  52. Devil's advocate by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I don't agree with the following, but here are the counter arguments that I think would apply. To an extent described in the article.

    1. Willing suicide bombers are rare. This means that if there is a significant chance they will be caught pre-explosion, they will seek another avenue. So the goal of TSA measures is not to catch 100% of smuggled weapons, it is merely to make airplanes too risky a target. If the bomber/hijacker is caught, the expensive resource is squandered.

    2. These tests are performed by the agency's own 'red team' who have extensive knowledge and resources to draw on. It is common practice to have training tests far exceed the level of threat one is likely to encounter in the real world. In other words, the real world adversary is nowhere near as skilled and capable as the red team.

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    1. Re:Devil's advocate by ledow · · Score: 1

      1) If bombers "find out" that they have a 95% chance of not being caught going through security (the scariest "barrier" after you've obtained the explosives or whatever), then they won't be all that rare. This is the problem here - knowing how CRAP this security is will actually encourage MORE attacks. The truth of it is so pathetic that people's misconceptions are turned on their head.

      2) Bombers have training, knowledge and resources too. And strapping a bomb to your back and it being ENTIRELY missed in even a pat-down doesn't need any of the above.

    2. Re:Devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. a 5% chance of getting caught is not much risk. I don't think suicide bombers are all that expensive, there is a sucker born every minute.

      2. So we do extreme tests and a mediocre result is acceptable? What kind of class that grades on a curve have you been to where 5% is the topic score?

  53. On The Plus Side by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

    They found the nail clippers I had forgotten to leave at home and made me dispose of them before getting on the plane. So the world became a little safer for everyine on that particular day.

  54. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Yeah I heard the Chris Roberts story. It sounded like a bit of a tall story and there's not been that much by the way of corroboration. I was wondering if there was anything more concrete.

    As to assumptions... ask more questions.

    Do you relly mean that?

    Like I said, one cannot communicate without making assumptions. Even to follow your instruction I have to assume you're speaking English and actually mnean what you say. I then have to assume answers are in good faith. But not assume you ever mean what you say. That leads to infinite loops.

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  55. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    As to profiling not working, I guess the Israelis are full of shit then.

    Or you've made a false assumption somewhere along the way. Care to explore that or just go with the theory that the Israelis that deal with terrorism on a regular basis and yet have very secure airports haven't figured this out?

    Bitch please.

    As to paying passengers... I'll accept lower taxes as my payment thanks.

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  56. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the extra ID/verification essentially TSA precheck?

  57. hard to believe! by SebNukem · · Score: 1

    because, from personal experience, they have not missed a single bottle of water or contact lenses solution.

  58. lets strive for 0% effectiveness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it can be concluded that if 5% effectiveness offers safety, we may be safe w/o it.

  59. Is it even about "security"? by swb · · Score: 2

    From publicized "tests" of the TSA to real world situations where people sneak onto a flight without a ticket, I question whether the TSA process is even really about stopping threats or whether it's really about conditioning people to accept a heavy-handed, intrusive "security" as a normal party of daily life.

  60. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    " transport on the system is not a right."

    Uh, yeah it is, at least being transported without being searched by the gov't is a right. Judge Napolitano on Fox News went into great detail about this, with what they are doing being absolutely positively illegal with respect to the 4th amendment. The gov't just can't legally do what they're doing. The AIRLINES can institute, pay for, and run a TSA-like security system, but not the gov't.

    No it's not. Cause any kind of disturbance and the airlines can and will put you on their own internal "no-fly" lists. These are kept in addition to federal no-fly lists. It could be something as simple as getting shit-faced and belligerent ona flight to claiming you hacked a plane and changed engine power(I can guarantee you that guy will have a hard time booking a flight on a US domestic airline any time soon). If it's a right, it is one that is very easily lost.

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  61. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by digsbo · · Score: 1

    Statistics show that concealed carry license holders are less likely to be involved in crime and violent crime than the general population. Concealed carry holders generally have to pass a criminal background check, and in many states get certified training. It's not unreasonable to think a plane full of CCWs is safer than a plane not full of them. You're the one making an unsubstantiated claim: http://www.ncpa.org/pub/ba324

  62. NPR Marketplace? by Matt.Battey · · Score: 1

    So Slashdot, why did I hear about this story on NPR Marketplace yesterday afternoon first?

    1. Re:NPR Marketplace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why didn't you submit it here yesterday when you heard about it? Slashdot stories don't materialize out of thin air.

  63. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it's not. Cause any kind of disturbance and the airlines can and will put you on their own internal "no-fly" lists.

    Hmm...

    Uh, yeah it is, at least being transported without being searched by the gov't is a right.

    (emphasis mine). I guess you missed that part when replying?

  64. Wow... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    So glad I don't fly anymore, the TSA Nazis are going to be in full Stasi mode for the next few months after this...

  65. Image recognition by yes-but-no · · Score: 1

    Recent advances in computer vision (using deep learning) has enabled s/w to outperform human in imagenet test. Hopefully in the near future, the x-ray peering humans are mostly replaced/augmented by AI.

  66. And Sayonara to the TSA Acting Chief by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    http://www.cnsnews.com/news/ar...

    Reassigned, not fired. Also not shot.

  67. Perfect timing... by erp_consultant · · Score: 2

    Just as we are discussing the renewal of the Patriot Act. The Patriot Act, just like the TSA, has been absolutely worthless in stopping any terrorist attacks. I knew that the TSA was doing a poor job but a 95% failure rate is laughable. Basically that means that they are only doing 5% better than if there were no security whatsoever.

    I remember back when this whole farce was unfolding and how the government was going on about how we shouldn't trust the airlines and their subcontracted security folks and how Uncle Sam can do it so much better.

    Well, 7 billion a year later this is what we have to show for it. 95% failure rate. Numerous scandals within the TSA. Not a single potential terrorist attack foiled by the TSA. And every single airline passenger is inconvenienced as a result of it.

    Those subcontracted rent-a-cops that the airlines used to hire are looking pretty good right now.

  68. Security Theater At Its Best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Every person 5-years and older know that TSA and its Department of Homeland Security is a joke. A Cruel joke that costs USA citizens $60 billion dollars annually through the Federal Budget and depletes the USA economy by $1.2 Trillion dollars every 6-months.

    Time to "Moose Hunt" TSA and the Department of Homeland Security.

  69. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As to profiling not working, I guess the Israelis are full of shit then.

    Or you've made a false assumption somewhere along the way. Care to explore that or just go with the theory that the Israelis that deal with terrorism on a regular basis and yet have very secure airports haven't figured this out?

    Bitch please.

    You sure produce many words but apparently lack something in... eloquence, thinking things through, that sort of thing.

    I already said: Competence. The US does not have it. The Israelis do. It makes all the difference.

    You can profile all you want but if all you get is misery through false positives and you fail to show a single true positive, then you're fucking up by the numbers. They've been at it for (at least) 14 years, and all the US government-claimed successes invariably turn out to be contrived if you look even a little beyond the jubilant press release. I say again, this spells fucking up by the numbers.

    And it does mean that simply dropping all the incompetent profiling, no-fly-lists, and all that, is a massive net win for the US. Same results, less cost. In fact, since the "handling" of all that stuff no longer interferes with normal operation, I won't be surprised by better results, less cost. Also less opportunity to "make career" inside various agencies but that really is the same argument as the military-industrial complex. So now you know why simply dropping the whole enchilada won't happen. But it really shouldn't be hard to see that actually doing so wouldn't create security problems. Only lack of security theatre "problems".

    Your presentation likewise starts with "oh but I know the answer!" and dressing it up real nice. It's the (stereo)typical developer approach, but that really only means you're swapping out the colour of the lipstick on this pig. You want to do better, you need to change the approach.Let's do it differently, so here's a brainteaser:

    Your one prerequisite is that you don't get to know anybody's name or government ID for domestic flights. No unique tracking whatsoever carried by the commoner himself. Many reasons, but for the sake of this exercise you just don't. It's a given. Now how would you keep bombs, hijackers, terrorists, and all that, off the aeroplane? Failing that, how do you at least keep them from harming too many people? Note that I'm not saying "no people", because expecting zero casualties for every incident isn't even realistic in (ObCar) accident reduction, n'mind terrorism.

    But do work out just what the expected damage per (type of) incident would be. For having a good idea what you're getting into is a far better proposition than expecting to be 100% safe, always, and needing oodles of therapy to deal with the betrayal should something, anything, unexpected sneak up and happen.

    Show your numbers. I say that makes for a better discussion than "bitch please".

    As to paying passengers... I'll accept lower taxes as my payment thanks.

    Inasmuch that scrapping the security surcharge on your ticket is exactly that, yeah....

  70. Profiling by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    Profiling might be somewhat useful, but it's doubtful. Disallowing large/serious weapons on a plane is a good thing simply because, without some amplification of strength, the numbers are wildly against any single attacker. Simple security is sufficient.

    From the Supreme Court on down, courts have consistently held that profiling is illegal and convictions have been thrown out for it. TSA does profile but the only way they can get away with it is that they have to screen small children and grandmothers and then everybody here screams "Security theater!" about it. At least in this thread we have people posting who actually do fly. That hasn't always been the case. I used to be friends with a guy and he last flew in the late 1990s and has never flown since and likely will not ever for any reason fly anywhere again before he dies. He has never been subjected to TSA. That didn't stop him from railing on about how evil and useless they were and just completely losing his mind anytime he talked about air travel. We get a lot of similar people here posting all the time on this subject.

  71. freedom vs privacy by manu144x · · Score: 2

    So the conclusion is that no matter how many rights you remove, and privacy you invade (they can strip you naked if they suspect anything) the bad guys will still find a way to do their stuff? Hmm...I never would have guessed.

  72. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    It is defense in depth.

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  73. On the positive side by Lucas123 · · Score: 2

    After my last airport screening, I'm now fairly confident that I don't have colon cancer.

    1. Re:On the positive side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm maybe I can go get mine checked.
      The cost of a round trip ticket somewhere is certainly less than what the doctor charges

    2. Re:On the positive side by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      After my last airport screening, I'm now fairly confident that I don't have colon cancer.

      yet.

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  74. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    And why do the Israelis have competence and we do not?

    I frankly think the lack of competence is because too many of our organizations are hamstrung by people with conflicted agendas. If you were trying to do the thing you said you want to do then you'd be competent when you did it. What happens so often is that what people want to do and what they say they want to do are two different things.

    So when they fail to do what they said they wanted to do, look at what they might have wanted to do instead. Often as not, they actually succeeded in doing what they wanted to do but not what they said they wanted to do.

    The reason the Israelis succeed at this sort of thing is because they actually want to succeed at it. Many of the people in the US tasked with similar responsibilities do not. They have conflicted agendas.

    That conflict is the problem.

    As to your prerequist that i can't do the one thing I want to base my entire security system on...

    If I can't profile which is my primary suggestion, then I don't think you can keep the airplanes safe.

    I mean, what am I supposed to do? check everyone's anus with a tooth brush? Make sure it is nice and clean up there? I could jam a bomb up my ass and blow a plane up that way. Your scanners aren't going to stop that.

    If I can smuggle drugs and cell phones into a prison. Make weapons in a prison... then how are you going to stop people from bringing that stuff on the plane? I really dont' think you can.

    So my suggestion is to try less hard to stop things and instead stop people.

    I think people are easier to track and easier to identify than are random shit people can jam up their butts.

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  75. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    It's impossible to stop all terrorists. We're simply reacting to the last attack, because there's no realistic way to stop the next one.

    But if you don't react to the last one, then the last one will be used again (because it works). Are you thinking that if we didn't step up explosives/weapons scans and secure cockpit doors (you know, defenses against "old" attacks), that no terrorist with any self respect would repeat a very successful previous attack because ... it would seem out of fashion and not as rakish to do what someone else did? Come on now.

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  76. Life in China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of the guards in China are there just because everyone is supposed to have a job. (communism)
    The government pays for a lot of companies to staff various bullshit jobs, at a swanky hotel there were two and sometimes three door attendants per entrance, which reduced down to one late at night for all six of the main entrances. At peak times there were of course a dozen bell hops waiting in a row.
    A local told me that a lot of the staff is subsidized by the government to insure that people have jobs, because the alternative to working at the hotel is to go back to the countryside and work on a farm. Being unemployed is not an option if you are able bodied. (the flip side is true as well, being employed is not an option if you are disabled)

  77. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

    >If you're a suspicious person then the system might just say "take a bus".

    You obviously have taken an interstate bus trip recently. TSA does security checks at a number of bus and train stations throughout the country

    >and subjecting people to additional security if they're on a list.

    We know that people are placed on the current lists for any reason, or no reason at all. (One TSA employee put women who refused to go on a date with him, on the non-fly list.)

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  78. Contractor Story by irrational_design · · Score: 1

    A graphic design contractor I worked with many years ago flew to D.C. to do some graphic design work for TSA training manuals. What she learned there (which she never shared with us over do to non-disclosure agreements) freaked her out so much that she refused to fly back and took the train again, literally from the east coast clear to the west coast. And to my knowledge she has never flown again. I tried to get her to tell me what she learned the freaked her out so much that, even though she had flown lots before, she will no longer take a step on a plane. I continue to fly, but every time I do I can't help remembering her and wondering...

  79. The TSA, because math doesn't matter. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    USA citizens killed by terrorists in 2011? 17 ( http://www.theatlantic.com/int... ). About the same number killed by furniture.

    USA citizens killed by automobiles in 2011? 32,479 ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L... )

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    1. Re:The TSA, because math doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viva the war on furniture! Our pets have been trying to protect us for years. It's time we listened to them. Ban furniture! Ban furniture!

    2. Re:The TSA, because math doesn't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YEEEEEHAW!!!! *pew pew pew*

  80. Explosives taped to their back by WillgasM · · Score: 1

    The lesson here: So long as the explosives aren't anywhere near your crotch, you'll probably pass the pat-down.

  81. Good Guys WIth Guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always thought the solution obvious, or at least as obvious as the school shooting situation. The only way to stop terrorists on planes is to hand out guns to everyone on the boarding ramp.

  82. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Sassinak · · Score: 1

    So as much as I hate to give the government any credit in this regard, lets also be fair..

    Israel has 4 airports (major and minor).. As an example, NORTH CALIFORNIA has 473 airports (major, minor and private). So we have to remember there is a scale difference that is going to impact training as a cost variable. If training 1 person to the correct level of competence at a single airport costs say 100,000 and to do the job correctly at a single airport requires 200 such people (we won't even get into ancillary staff that should be trained, monitoring of that staff to insure they don't themselves become a vector, etc..) that means 2 Million per airport.. so we are talking 8 Million for the COUNTRY.. vs. if we take just the top 10 largest airports in California, it would cost 10 Million to CA.. (and don't forget, there are 49 other states that have similar numbers).. some of which these numbers are not correct because traffic wise, they get in a month, what Israel gets in a year. Also lets also consider that most of Israel's traffic is international. vs. the US gets as much (if not more) international traffic and domestic (http://www.rita.dot.gov/bts/acts).

    So lets not forget we have a game of numbers that most other countries just don't have. Yes it could be done better.. (heck, my 15 year old half blind Maltese dog could do a better job.. damn labor laws won't let him work). but lets also be realistic that everyone wants everything without cost to them. (ie: protect me, do the best job possible.. but don't raise my taxes or impose other fees) its a delicate balance.

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  83. But they didn't miss a single pecker or boobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TSA keeps your sexual organs healthy! Isn't that worth the price of admission? :-DDD

  84. Wrong hiding places by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    They aren't testing the true capabilities of the airport screeners. If they sent there fake weapons through taped to the crotches of young children and elderly grandmothers they would see the agents really shine.

  85. Physical Security is a Deterrent by StikyPad · · Score: 2

    Physical security (standing watch) is one of the most monotonous, thankless, and just plain boring jobs. At best you may be have spurts of attentiveness, but the rest of the time you're faking it. Fake badges (as tests) would get through at least 90% of the time, unless you saw someone coming who you knew was likely to test your attentiveness, or it happened to be during a spurt of attentiveness. The toughest physical security is going to be a bouncer, because he knows with 100% certainty that multiple underage patrons are going to try to sneak in on his watch, but even then dozens will, even without a bribe.

    The most unrealistic aspect of first person shooters isn't the shitty AI, it's the AI's hypervigilance and flawless ability to instantly identify a threat on sight.

  86. None of this will make the TSA work (expert) by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Look, the TSA has never worked.

    It never will work.

    As someone with extensive counter-terrorism experience and who started off as a combat field engineer, I can tell you that it is a total farce and waste of time and money.

    Anyone with even a minor bit of experience or training can get through them. Just for fun I've usually put forbidden items during half of my trips, knowing they'd never spot them, due to their methods.

    The full body scans are even more useless.

    Just end it and stop wasting our scarce tax dollars which should be used overseas by nuking Pakistan and Saudi Arabia with extreme prejudice. Neither of which is our ally.

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    1. Re:None of this will make the TSA work (expert) by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      oh and what will work: training for cargo handling, telling passengers they must subdue any terrorists and throw coats and blankets on top of them.

      The rest never works. It never has worked. Stop watching those stupid TV shows, life doesn't work like that.

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  87. But, they are still really good at.. by MpVpRb · · Score: 1

    ..annoying honest people to create the illusion of safety

  88. Where is the TSA comedy routine? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Seriously, am I the only one noticing that? I mean, whenever there is some kind of blatant incompetence in anything people are dealing with on a semi-regular base, you may rest assured that some comedy troupe or at least some comedian will start a routine about it.

    I've never seen one about the TSA. Never. And the TSA is by far not some obscure entity that nobody ever got bothered with. Hell, anyone who ever boarded a plane in the US not only saw them but can almost certainly tell some story about their incredible stupidity.

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    1. Re:Where is the TSA comedy routine? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Seriously, am I the only one noticing that? I mean, whenever there is some kind of blatant incompetence in anything people are dealing with on a semi-regular base, you may rest assured that some comedy troupe or at least some comedian will start a routine about it.

      Any comedian you have heard of can fly to his gigs. And prefers to...

  89. THAT got insightful?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's in the testers' interests to beat the system" - as opposed to, oh, I don't know - actual terrorists?!?

    "The testers also are just devising the hardest tests they can" - um, see above...

    "imitate the methods utilized by the people they're supposed to be training the checkpoints to spot" - which are what exactly? oh, that's right - that would require catching an actual terrorist to know...

    "They're specifically targeting known weaknesses. A high failure rate is their objective!" - do we see a pattern starting to form here?

    for someone who seems to want to criticize the red team you're making a pretty strong case for their methodology...

  90. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    2. Give flight attendants and pilots some defense training. That includes possibly giving them weapons. I have no problem for example with the pilot having a gun. If he can fly the plane into a mountain then he can be have a machine gun for all I care. He's fully capable of killing everyone on the plane as well as whomever is on the ground when the plane strikes. So give him a gun. If you want it to be one of those subsonic jobs that don't penetrate very far, that is fine. But lets not pretend the pilot can't kill everyone. He can.

    Defense training is a great idea; not just a bit of Aikido like police get, but plane-centric defense training (when to depressurize the cabin, dropping the oxygen masks, when to cause turbulence, getting everyone back into their seat, when to seal off the cabin, etc.)

    Guns? We now know that depressurization due to a few shots isn't explosive on modern planes, and so this isn't a problem. However, if an attacker/terrorist knew for certain that every pilot carried a machine gun, the reason for the TSA would cease to exist -- the weapon he needs is pre-loaded on the plane. If you lock up the gun enough that it takes some time to get it out and ready, then you've lost its effectiveness. If it is portable and loaded and just needs the safety released, then there are MANY creative ways for someone to get their hands on it who isn't the pilot/copilot. This isn't a situation where you can see the shady group of thugs hanging out at the other end of the street; anyone going after the gun is going to give close to no warning and already be in close quarters.

    Plus there's the facts that a) you don't want someone already operating a deadly weapon to have to be distracted by a second deadly weapon, b) guns tend to miss their targets a LOT even when fired on stable ground; in the air with a bunch of people packed in like sardines, there's going to be a lot of friendly fire.

    It'd be better to give the pilots gas masks and a panic button, so they can depressurize and stay conscious. Oh wait -- they've already got that!

    So it comes back again to training.

  91. One step ahead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The head of DHS is worried how to get the TSA one step ahead of the bad guys.

    Seems like first, he needs to get them even with the bad guys.

  92. Come on, that is absurd. Idiotic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, that is absurd. Idiotic.

    Yes, TSA is wasteful, stupid and probably corrupt. There may be behind the scenes success, but I doubt it and would not believe it without proof.

    But a few minutes of your life every time you fly vs. someone's entire life (some of those killed were quite young - 2 and 3 years old) - no meaningful comparison at all. It's a typical aspergers/autistic sociopathic argument to add up supposedly wasted minutes of people's lives as if it is in any way comparable to another individuals entire remaining life. Would you voluntarily die so everyone else could have ten more minutes of life? I doubt it, I certainly would not take that tradeoff either way.

    Sorry but life is full of 'wasted' time - Transport breakdowns, traffic jams, elevator delays, blackout, ad infinitum. If you are not smart enough and prepared enough to utilize that downtime productively its your failure, not anyone elses. (your brain is still available while waiting in line. Do some thinking.)

  93. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and whenever anyone attempts to raise awareness to these issues (Snowden, for example), we just throw them to the wolves.

  94. Testing needs to be a part of the system by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    They really need to build performance testing into the system. That is, ensure that 10% of all passengers who are screened have something that needs to be detected. There are many ways to accomplish this. Such a change solves two problems at once.

    The first problem is the obvious one. How do you know the system is working. With continuous testing, then you know at all times exactly how well it is working. You also have an easy way to evaluate how changes in procedure help/hurt, since you have continuous data collection on performance.

    The other problem is more important, but perhaps less obvious. Security screeners are like people on watch duty in the military. They stare out at an empty ocean, and if you do things in the most obvious way then in a typical shift they observe exactly nothing 99% of the time. Or they have lots of false positives, that then cause trouble, and if anything that can tend to result in negative feedback that discourages the reporting of true observations. When you stare at a whole lot of nothing for a long time, your brain tends to zone out, and expecting to find nothing, the brain manages to find that even when there is something to be found.

    If 10% of all passengers being screened were controls where something needed to be found, then you have to maintain a constant state of vigil. If for whatever reason that vigil is broken you get immediate feedback, and positive reinforcement for when you pay attention. Sentry duty becomes more like a game, or at least somewhat more engaging for the brain.

    There are lots of ways to make it work. If nothing else you can hand random passengers fake weapons and have them stick them in their bags at the start of the line. Or, you could modify the equipment to generate a false positive at random (the metal detector goes off with nothing in it, or the x-ray machine adds a picture of a weapon to the image). Before doing an actual search that would pester the passenger, you first push a button that removes any artifacts from the results, and then the machine registers a successful response and then shows the true image, which then gets re-screened. That would result in fairly minimal delay to passengers, and a much better security environment.

  95. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    Sure... and how does any of that actually contradict anything I've said?

    To the point of TSA monitoring other things... sure, but you don't need to have the same security for a bus that you do for a plane. So... a no fly list is not a no bus list.

    You might still log where so and so went but you don't really care if they take a bus or not.

    As to government employees abusing their power... you see that at the IRS as well... want to abolish that? IRS Audits people all the time on specious grounds. I believe the FBI raided a factory because the owner donated to the "wrong" politician.

    This sort of thing is typical.

    Unless you're advocating for small government with very tightly enforced restrictions on what it does... I don't find this argument against the TSA to be especially credible.

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  96. Re:The TSA is great at finding and stealing laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it really a surprise that a system specifically designed solely to curtail personal liberties doesn't catch terrorists? Hint: failure was a design goal.

  97. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    As to the training, glad we agree.
    As to the weapon... you can come up with reasons why people shouldn't have ice cream or reasons why alternating tuesdays should have people standing out side balancing on their hands. Coming up with reasons for things doesn't mean they're good reasons.

    In your case, you're saying having a weapons there might create problems. Sure. Giving your passangers sodas can cause problems too. the issue is do they actually matter?

    First, you have the gun be controlled by the pilot when he boards and debarks. The gun does not stay on the plane. It goes with the pilot.

    Second, as the to the TSA regs being useless if the pilot can bring a gun through... bullshit. The pilot would have dispensation to do that and you the passanger would not. Air marshals take guns through the TSA lines on to those planes. Or at least I dont' think anyone would really argue the TSA was useless if they flashed their badge and did it.

    Third, as to the pilot focusing on the plane and not on the gun. The issue is that the pilot could hurt people on the plane if he jukes the plane all over the place. Lets say there is someone at the door and they some how snuck a pocket blow torch onto the plane. What are you going to do? Juke around? Good luck with that especially if they just hold on back there. You have to keep in mind that in tight spaces you're not that vulnerable to being shook up because you're not going very far in any direction. YOu can wedge yourself into that entry way and just work on the door.

    Now what? I'm saying... give the pilot something say "here's Johnny!" to the would be hijacker.

    You're worried about the bullets going through the plane and hurting people... again... subsonic rounds are not going to do that. I suggested subsonic rounds. They have less powder in them, the don't go as fast.

    If this bothers you... let me suggest at the very least, a taser. A good one. Something you could make the guy really ride the lightning with... is that acceptable? I want some sort of stand off supremacy weapon that a pilot could use to stop an attacker cold.

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  98. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    As to the training, glad we agree.
    As to the weapon... you can come up with reasons why people shouldn't have ice cream or reasons why alternating tuesdays should have people standing out side balancing on their hands. Coming up with reasons for things doesn't mean they're good reasons.

    In your case, you're saying having a weapons there might create problems. Sure. Giving your passangers sodas can cause problems too. the issue is do they actually matter?

    Yeah; I agree with this too. It's all a measure of calculated risk. And yes, the question is: is the risk worth taking?

    First, you have the gun be controlled by the pilot when he boards and debarks. The gun does not stay on the plane. It goes with the pilot.

    Second, as the to the TSA regs being useless if the pilot can bring a gun through... bullshit. The pilot would have dispensation to do that and you the passanger would not. Air marshals take guns through the TSA lines on to those planes. Or at least I dont' think anyone would really argue the TSA was useless if they flashed their badge and did it.

    I think you missed my point here, although the "goes with the pilot" is a good clarification. What I'm saying is that unlike air marshals who are anonymous, pilots carrying guns makes them a target, as everyone knows they're carrying a gun. This means that any attacker can leave their gun at home, and get one off the pilot after they've gone through security. It doesn't even have to be the pilot for the plane they're boarding, as long as they incapacitate the victim pilot for long enough that their plane can get in the air.

    Third, as to the pilot focusing on the plane and not on the gun. The issue is that the pilot could hurt people on the plane if he jukes the plane all over the place. Lets say there is someone at the door and they some how snuck a pocket blow torch onto the plane. What are you going to do? Juke around? Good luck with that especially if they just hold on back there. You have to keep in mind that in tight spaces you're not that vulnerable to being shook up because you're not going very far in any direction. YOu can wedge yourself into that entry way and just work on the door.

    Now what? I'm saying... give the pilot something say "here's Johnny!" to the would be hijacker.

    You're worried about the bullets going through the plane and hurting people... again... subsonic rounds are not going to do that. I suggested subsonic rounds. They have less powder in them, the don't go as fast.

    If this bothers you... let me suggest at the very least, a taser. A good one. Something you could make the guy really ride the lightning with... is that acceptable? I want some sort of stand off supremacy weapon that a pilot could use to stop an attacker cold.

    I think I already covered this one. The pilot can depressurize the cabin. Doing so would not only deprive the attacker of oxygen, it would also deprive the blow torch of oxygen. No need for a gun where the shots could cause more damage. Subsonic rounds are great, but if they hit the wrong person, they're still going to do damage -- and subsonic rounds can actually do MORE damage in some cases, as instead of a clean puncture, they can cause greater internal damage.

    Your taser suggestion is actually really good -- Tasers are great for close quarters, and are usually a one-use weapon, which means that the attacker can't then take the taser and turn it on someone else.

    This is a weapon that will also be of less use if taken off a pilot who has gone through security but not yet boarded. Good idea all around :)

    Another idea I was thinking about was outfitting pilots and cabin crew with these: http://www.gizmag.com/go/2357/ -- 80,000 volts when armed should be enough to deter most attackers.

  99. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So people who pass a criminal background check are less likely to be involved in crime? That's not an impressive statistic.

  100. Safe From Nursing Mothers by ghurlag · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine was detained in Colorado over the weekend after her hands tripped a sensor for what she lovingly refers to as "bomb juice". She's a mother of a young toddler, still being breastfed. I seem to recall a mother's milk being a frequent offender on scans such as these. She concedes that perhaps she should have washed her hands prior to screening, but all that proves is the TSA might be sufficient in detecting lackluster personal hygiene.

  101. And, despite all those holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody managed to perpetrate another "terrorist attack".

    So you don't need it. It didn't work and you couldn't tell it wasn't working. Pretty damn conclusive you don't need it.

  102. Re:You don't stop terrorists [full stop] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has it occurred to you that targeting a CCW on the ground is much less necessary for someone interested in obtaining a firearm than it would be in a restricted space like an airplane? So much so, that comparing the statistics on the ground to the situation in an airplane is nothing more than a wild guess pulled from your posterior?

  103. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    The issue is that data mining doesn't work for this sort of thing. There are well over a million passengers a day in the US. If you can find terrorists with an 0.1% error rate, there are a thousand false positives a day, and almost certainly no actual terrorists. There are far too few terrorists to validate any model. There are far to few for diversity, and any decision technique is going to finger people like the 9/11 terrorists, because that's almost the entire sample, and miss people who aren't very much like them.

    Another issue is that it went from stopping people from hijacking planes and using them as weapons to stopping people from blowing up the aircraft they're on, which is a much smaller risk. Since air travel is so safe, taking that money and spending it on almost any other safety issue would save more lives.

    The authorities should drop back to pre-9/11 security, which was adequate for what it did. The terrorists did not carry guns, but rather knives. The passengers can deal with terrorists with knives, but it's a whole lot harder to deal with guns, and pre-9/11 security forced the terrorists to count on knives. Keep the guns off and trust the passengers.

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  104. TSA Is Employment of Last Resort - Except ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like the top Security Screener Clown was re-assigned to comfy State D post, i.e. resigned and re-assigned.

    But after all TSA and DHS are just jobs programs for those who would otherwise be unemployable.

    How do you think the Army couriers with live anthrax sample in their carry-on briefcases got by the TSA screeners? They just walked through and onto the plane.

    Ha ha

  105. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    As to the pilot having his gun taken from him... we need to clarify where and how that happens.

    If the gun is being taken while the pilot is off the airplane, I can come up with a lot of really easy ways to make the gun useless off the plane.

    If we're talking about the gun being taken from the pilot WHILE he is on the plane... I don't see that because you'd have to get into the cabin to do that.

    So what is your concern? Off the plane or on the plane? If you can get into the pilot's cabin to take his gun then you're already too close.

    As to electrified clothing... if they get close enough to touch me, I'm calling that a total failure.

    As to depressurizing the cabin and forcing the hijacker to sit in a seat sucking oxygen... that's a good point. I'd still recommend the defense training and the taser.

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  106. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    As to the pilot having his gun taken from him... we need to clarify where and how that happens.

    If the gun is being taken while the pilot is off the airplane, I can come up with a lot of really easy ways to make the gun useless off the plane.

    If we're talking about the gun being taken from the pilot WHILE he is on the plane... I don't see that because you'd have to get into the cabin to do that.

    So what is your concern? Off the plane or on the plane? If you can get into the pilot's cabin to take his gun then you're already too close.

    Main concern is off the plane. Agreed that if you can take the gun away in-cabin, the gun doesn't really make a difference one way or the other.

    As to electrified clothing... if they get close enough to touch me, I'm calling that a total failure.

    Yes, that's why I included all staff in this; it would be more useful for attendants, to make them another large self-aware obstacle between the attacker and the cockpit.

    As to depressurizing the cabin and forcing the hijacker to sit in a seat sucking oxygen... that's a good point. I'd still recommend the defense training and the taser.

    Me too :)

  107. No Fair! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll bet 95% of the decoys were Caucasians.

  108. I accidentally brought a gun aboard a plane to the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It had two the same bags, one for my laptop and other for my gun and ammo. It went though X-ray. Only in the air I found out. Made a picture of it on the empty seat next to me otherwise my collegeaus would never believe it.

  109. But they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have nearly a %100 rate at finding candy bars, nail clippers and infant formula.

  110. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    No it isn't.

    If you come into my house, I have a right to search you before I let you into my house.

    If I have an airplane, I have a right to search you if I want before I let you on the plane.

    And beyond that, searching people as part of customs is basic at this point.

    I don't know what you think you're talking about but you don't know US law.

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  111. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    I said, "By the gov't." If I come into your home, you have the right, but the gov't doesn't. If YOU have an airplane, YOU have the right, but the gov't doesn't. Customs is different because you don't necessarily have the right to cross the border. You have the right to travel, tho, and the gov't searching everyone traveling by airplane is illegal under the 4th Amendment. The airlines could set up such security and do it just fine, they aren't the gov't. But the gov't doing it is illegal under the 4th amendment.

  112. Re:You don't stop terrorists by patting people dow by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    I have a million different loopholes i can use to defeat your legal argument. That was my point.

    The entire constitution is largely null and void at this point. Its been bypassed too many times.

    You have the first amendment unless you happen to offend someone.

    You have the second amendment unless you frighten me.

    You have forth amendment except when the government says they really want to check you and find getting a warrant to be inconvienent.

    You have the fifth amendment unless the government finds the legal process to be a hassle.

    You have the sixth amendment unless the government wants to keep the trial secret for some reason and the right to speedy trial unless the government wants to grind you into submission with legal fees.

    You have the seven amendment unless the government threatens you with extreme threats and forces you into a plea bargain.

    You have the Eighth amendment unless the government wants to make an example of you or unless they want to intimidate you into that plea bargain.

    You have the ninth amendment which... basically everyone totally ignores.

    And then you have the tenth amendment unless the feds bribe or extort the state into a federal program... offering the carrot of billions of dollars in aid and the stick of cut funding and your people still being taxed to pay for a federal program they can't benefit from.

    Tell me about your rights under the law. You have none. The system doesn't care. The people get the government they deserve.

    Most americans are ignorant peasants and they've got a government that treats them as such. Were they anything but that... this wouldn't have happened.

    Citizens do not permit the government to take away their rights. The american people did.

    So... now that we understand what century we live in and how the system really works... tell me again why I can't do that?

    If you wanted to really assert your rights... you'd have to do so more robustly than that. And your peers are such sheep that they're more interested in blending into the herd than they are stepping out and demanding anything.

    Don't get me wrong. I wish this weren't the way things were. But they are this way. This is reality. This is today. The NSA spying powers just go renewed again. A clear violation of 4th amendment protections... no one cares.

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  113. TSA hassled me for no reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flew with my buddy, an ATC with his FAA badge around his neck. At the TSA security, The first guy told me to take my glasses off. Because "they could spark in the scanner." I couldn't see a thing. I held my hands out because I can see anything... Including CLEAR scanner tubes... So I had to feel my way in and out... A fat guy yells, "Suspecious character!!!" They isolated me and fondled every crevice of my body then processed me as not dangerous. They wasted 35 minutes of my time and told me I was never suppose to take my glasses off even though I was told to and I waited for no reason on the side. I went back to get my stuff, still no help seeing my path. It took 3 tries to find the right line... My watch and glasses turned up missing. My items were left unattended... I panicked and suddenly the luggage xray shutdown. My glasses slipped off the top of my basket and into the conveyor belt system then broke the hinges of my glasses... They pried them out like if they were going to AIDS. "Move aside sir!" So this whole ordeal, I'm barefoot and blind. Lost my watch, coulded find it, TSA said I should keep better watch on my stuff, and we rushed to the terminal while trying to fix my glasses. Got there when 1st class boarding started. Whole thing took just over an extra hour.

    When flew back to USA, the airport we flew out of had us walk through an old metal detector and that was it... Took longer to get coffee than get through the checkpoint.

  114. I would be curios to know where they did the test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because my father in law was pulled out of line and searched/detained for a razor blade in his wallet @ SFO while at the same time when I was in Boston-Logan we watched a security person bypass security/no boarding pass for a woman who wanted to meet her daughter at the gate because she was coming home from college and wanted to surprise her... TSA is inconsistent is what it seems like

  115. What do people expect? by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    TSA screeners often get paid minimum wage. With that little compensation I wouldn't care either. Also, with 20 of those gnomes hanging around at each checkpoint it is difficult to pinpoint the single one who eventually screwed up. It would be much more effective if the US guvments stopped p*ssing off so many people, maybe they do not hold a grudge then.

  116. It's all meaningless make-work. by Methadras · · Score: 1

    That's all government has become. It's Brazil everywhere.

  117. The TSA's Lapses Are Perfectly Understandable by magicandjewel · · Score: 1

    They're just preoccupied with stealing our stuff. "Ex-TSA agent: We steal from travelers all the time...A TSA agent convicted of stealing more than $800,000 worth of goods from travelers said this type of theft is “commonplace” among airport security. Almost 400 TSA officers have been fired for stealing from passengers since 2003." http://rt.com/usa/tsa-stealing... http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/13/... Solution? Protect Yourself: "100% foolproof solution to stop TSA from stealing your valuables out of your carry-on bag" "They're lazy pathetic thieves..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  118. Keep the Populace in Terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The purpose of the TSA (Terrorist Support Authority) is to keep the populace living in fear. The obvious goal is to keep us so terrorized by the thought of the boogie men terrorists that we will concede all of our liberties and civil rights without complaint. That the system and it's operators are completely incapable of providing any actual security is not only unsurprising, it may be the unavoidable reality of any so called "security" measures. The security is an illusion. Only the fear is real.

  119. TSA Internal Memo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Management would like to recognize the shining triumph of our agents in the field. Independent testing has revealed that 5%, that's right, a record of 5% of all weapons are being detected!!!

    In recognition of this major milestone, all agents may take the afternoon off, effective immediately. Please code the time to the 'High Performance Rewards' category."