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Christopher Nolan and Sofia Coppola Urge Fans To Watch Films in Cinemas, Not On Netflix (theguardian.com)

Christopher Nolan and Sofia Coppola have urged audiences to see their films in the cinema at a time when the movie industry is reckoning with the growing popularity of video on demand and streaming platforms such as Netflix and Amazon. From a report: Presenting their forthcoming films at CinemaCon, the annual convention organised by the National Association of Theatre Owners, the directors said that they hoped fans opted to watch them at movie theatres, where they were "meant to be seen." Nolan made his comments during a presentation of his second world war drama Dunkirk, at which he previewed footage from the film. "This is a story that needs to carry you through the suspenseful situation, and make you feel like you are there, and the only way to do that is through theatrical distribution," Nolan told the audience. "I am depending and relying on all of you to try to present this film in the best way possible." Coppola echoed Nolan's comments during a Focus Features presentation for The Beguiled, a remake of the Clint Eastwood civil war drama starring Colin Farrell and Nicole Kidman.

360 comments

  1. okay... by slashmydots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Then tell the annoying teenagers behind me to shut the hell up if you want me to go to a theater.

    1. Re:okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The retarded parents that I "love" trhe most are the ones that bring babies and just sit there as they continually cry, or they bring toddlers that they just let scream and run around.
      I've seen some idiot parents even bring babies and toddlers to R-rated movies. It boggles my mind why the theater can even sell them the tickets.

    2. Re:okay... by puddingebola · · Score: 1

      Snap a photo with your phone and send it to me. I'll take care of it.

    3. Re:okay... by cgold · · Score: 1

      And don't charge me $20 for the "theater experience"

    4. Re:okay... by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

      If you don't want your pictures to be watched on Netflix, then don't sell the rights to Netflix.

    5. Re:okay... by Ghostworks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have only been to a big box theater once in the last decade. And that was a mistake. And I blame my wife.

      For everything else, we go to the Alamo Drafthouse. No screaming babies (unless you go to the special weekend showings for tortured moms who have to bring their screaming baby). No teens sneaking in shitty booze and talking through the whole damn thing. Nobody on cellphones. No tripping over everyone else because there is no walkable aisle in front of the seats.

      The only bad thing I can say about it is that the food -- not concessions, plates of food for adult humans -- is too pricey.

      I pity people who don't live near one, but considering how fast they're spreading -- not to mention the knock-off chains like iPic and Flix Brewhouse, or the smaller independent theaters with a similar sensibilities -- I think kid-free films will be a big thing in the coming years.

    6. Re: okay... by BlytheBowman · · Score: 0

      I've seen idiot patents let toddlers roam free at the end of the Santa Monica pier, jumping up and down on the seats/steps there shaking everybody up, and climb on and around complete strangers! If one of these kids gets snatched up, I hope both the perp and the idiot parent(s) both go to prison

    7. Re:okay... by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They are speaking at something run by the "National Association of Theatre Owners". They don't actually mean what they say, it's just playing to the audience.

      For example, I'm going out on a limb and assuming that neither of them will refuse to have their copies of their movies sent to academy award voters since they should go and see it at the cinema to get the real experience...

    8. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And cut the cost of tickets by 60% and make it financially worth my time to go to a theater.

    9. Re: okay... by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      This is why I prefer to just do most things alone. Too many chefs spoil the souffle

    10. Re:okay... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Have you looked around lately? "No one under 18 after X pm" theaters seem to be springing up all over. Or "no one under 21" if they sell booze.

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    11. Re: okay... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Trump's not a fan of NATO, he'll deal with them.

    12. Re: okay... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly sure the National Association of Theatre Owners have not been putting 2% of their budget towards defense spending.

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    13. Re:okay... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      That hasn't made it "all over" yet.

      I've never even heard of the concept. I look forwards to them reaching my neck of the woods, although, if I'm honest, it won't make me go to the cinema more often- it'll just make me go to the no-kid theatres instead of the kid-theatres.

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    14. Re:okay... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 0

      I'm so sorry you have a problem with my crying babies, but I'm just doing what Christopher Nolan and Sofia Coppola urged me and my crying babies to do.

    15. Re:okay... by slashmydots · · Score: 2

      I've found that the perfect solution is to pepper spray their kids
      (this is not a serious post, it's called a joke)

    16. Re:okay... by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Do you have an iPic theater near you? Drafthouse to me is a little noisy with the wait staff constantly shuffling. I prefer going to iPic if I am going to a theater. You can reserve your seat weeks in advance.

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    17. Re: okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > It's called "being a kid." If you can't handle that, I'd say the problem lies with you,

      I agree the kid is just being a kid, but kids do not have life experience or awareness of risks. Thats what good parents teach them, but people that think like you (that its OK for their kid to be everyone elses problem, and those people should just put up with some strangers out-of-control kid) aren't ever good parents.

      if kids are allowed to annoy others, such as by running around in a movie theater, then the fault is definitely with the clueless parents. Not least bcause they are encouraging them to be inconsiderate little brats.

    18. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yet somehow no one seems to mind that we don't want these childs to wreak havoc in a museum.

    19. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah folks, kids run around, make noise, break things, and make mistakes. It's called "being a kid." If you can't handle that, I'd say the problem lies with you, not the kid that doesn't know what you, a complete stranger, are expecting from them.

      So the parents that aren't being, y'know, parents, are blameless? I'm not saying they should become "helicopter" parents, but somewhere between that and "letting-your-crotch-droppings-roam-without-rules" is a middle-ground that parents should be striving towards.

    20. Re: okay... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Yes, the world is not safe for children. Thankfully it isn't.

      Dead kids don't cry.

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    21. Re:okay... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      In my experience, that makes them noisier.

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    22. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://theoatmeal.com/comics/movie_theater_layout

    23. Re:okay... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Hmm... what about itching powder spray? I could almost be serious about that one.

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    24. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly!

    25. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are speaking at something run by the "National Association of Theatre Owners". They don't actually mean what they say, it's just playing to the audience.

      They're actors, if there's one group of people on the Earth you absolutely can't trust to say what they mean it's actors - it's their actual profession to say things they don't mean.

    26. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds fine, but keep it out of places where silence is required, like a movie theater for example.

    27. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      keep your kids in line. Not everyone wants to parent for you when you don't feel like it.

    28. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And turn off their phones, stop munching popcorn. Or basically just gtfo so I can watch in peace. Public theatres can't replicate the perfect viewing conditions of my home theatre room.

    29. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just reminded me of a little annoying kid at the Louvre jumping over some large stone item from ancient Sumeria in some small room. The parents were nowhere to be seen. At some point I tried to move the kid away from the museum items, and that's where the mother appeared out of the blue and started talking angrily in some language I couldn't recognise. The amount of restraint I had to keep, I felt an urge to be violent towards the both of them I hadn't felt in ages. Why the hell are you even visiting a museum if you don't give a damn?!

    30. Re:okay... by ctilsie242 · · Score: 2

      I've been going to the Alamo Drafthouse for decades. The food is expensive, but it is decent. The beer selection is as good as you are going to get. Desserts are surprisingly good. The ushers hunt down texters and yappers methodically and without mercy.

    31. Re:okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Dunno, that sounds like it would just result in them becoming even noisier. I'm thinking tranqulizer darts. Keep a few extra handy for when the parents realize what you did.

    32. Re:okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      I hope you'll be just as understanding as you expect me to be as I shine my very bright flashlight in your face.

    33. Re: okay... by BadTuna · · Score: 1

      The scenario is in a movie theater, not a back yard BBQ. When does the child learn what is acceptable behavior of any social setting if it doesn't come from the parent?

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    34. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the adult that constantly checking their bright screen smart phone

    35. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF so children should not be taught any respect? Let me guess you are american?

    36. Re:okay... by NoSalt · · Score: 1

      I was in an R rated movie this one time with a mother and her child. The poor kid kept telling their mother that they were scared, and the mother kept shutting the kid up. Now, after having kids of my own, I should have told the manager, or something.

    37. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      The AC was responding to the comment about the pier. If people are going to the pier, then they should expect that rambunctious kids in their vicinity are par for the course. The movie things is something else entirely.
      I agree with you and the AC.

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    38. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a nice plastic bag. A taser? Something to put them out

      Join the Plastic Face Bags for Kids today!!!!

    39. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      They already have enough bullshit rules to deal with, I try to let them roam free when possible. Except for electronics, I hate them spending time on electronics.

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    40. Re: okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> they should expect that rambunctious kids in their vicinity are par for the course.

      Yes most people should be prepared for that, but their presumed willingness to put up with your kid doesn't make it a reasonable excuse to allow your kid to go climbing all over strangers and roaming free in a dangerous environment.

    41. Re:okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I started watching a violent movie with my 8 year old son, he quickly got scared so we immediately switched to something else on Netflix. I normally don't even let it get that far and don't start scary movies with them around but he insisted and was feeling brave, so we tried to watch. We ended up watching "Nacho Libre". Subjecting your kids to material they are not ready for is definitely bad parenting.

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    42. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like sex?

    43. Re:okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on being a great parent, I think you did exactly the right thing. Allow him to experience new things but be immediately there for him as a safety net.

    44. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      dangerous? Define dangerous in this scenario. I think you live in a very scary world, much more so than the one I live in. I feel sorry for you.

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    45. Re: okay... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should.

      Guy pulls out his cell phone, turns it on, a drone flies in and shoots him.

    46. Re: okay... by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      And the parents who let them run around uncontrolled should expect them falling, or getting thrown, into the ocean is par for the course.

      The parent should recognize the danger; the child doesn't have the life experience to do so; therefore, it is up to the parent to guide the child, if fo no reason other than their own protection. Screw the complete strangers, they shouldn't even enter into the equation, the parent should be keeping their kid safe. A side effect of this is that the kid won't bother complete strangers, but that's secondary. It's also a win for everybody, including the kid.

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    47. Re:okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      I think we need to accept that there are bad parents out there and that theaters themselves should be legally obliged to not allow obviously underage kids into R rated movies in the first place.

    48. Re:okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Thanks! That's generally how I try to be as a parent. I read a lot of parenting books, cause I'm a nerd :-).

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    49. Re:okay... by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It sounds like a good idea to me, seriously. The problem is that if I do that, I'll surely go to jail for assault.

      So I have a solution which will keep me from both getting angry and going to jail: I just won't go to the theater. As a bonus, I'll save a bunch of money, which I can use instead for going out to eat at a nice, quiet upscale restaurant with my girlfriend. If the theaters go out of business, then so be it. The nice restaurants don't seem to have a problem keeping customers in line and tossing out rowdy people.

    50. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I started watching a violent movie with my 8 year old son, he quickly got scared so we immediately switched to something else on Netflix. I normally don't even let it get that far and don't start scary movies with them around but he insisted and was feeling brave, so we tried to watch. We ended up watching "Nacho Libre". Subjecting your kids to material they are not ready for is definitely bad parenting.

      And this is why we start letting kids watch Dr. Who at about age 3.

    51. Re: okay... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      If you don't think we own his entire head you haven't been paying attention to his tweets dipshit.

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    52. Re:okay... by NeoMorphy · · Score: 1

      Noisy teenagers giggling and talking and/or playing with their smartphones. It's also annoying when they slouch down and use the back of your chair as a footrest. Which is why I now only go to the movie theatres that have the larger reclining seats.

      My wife and I went to see "Don't Breathe" in the theatre. It kills the effect when people decide they have to talk through the quieter scenes.

      There is also a relatively new problem where some people decide it's okay to use their vape pen throughout the movie. They usually try to hide the output but you can still smell the strong odor of pot in the air.

      I just upgraded my stereo system, it's getting more and more easier to replicate the theater environment at home. I just need a 90" screen and I'll be all set!

    53. Re: okay... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Fuck you. It used to be that a terror running loose would be smacked in the mouth by whoever they were terrorizing, then they'd run home to their parents and get another smack for being an insufferable little shit.

      Now the terrors run loose and no one can do a damned thing about it without getting arrested and sued.

    54. Re: okay... by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

      If someone throws my kid into the ocean or picks them up or touches them, I will quickly eliminate them permanently and then go after my kids.

      No you won't, you irresponsible twat. You'll bitch and moan and demand they be arrested and try to sue. If you were someone who took action, your little fucking shits wouldn't be running around to the point where someone decided they needed to be punted away.

    55. Re:okay... by snookiex · · Score: 1

      And place jammers in the theaters. I'm fed up with people checking WA or FB every 5 minutes.

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    56. Re: okay... by BronsCon · · Score: 2

      If someone throws my kid into the ocean or picks them up or touches them, I will quickly eliminate them permanently and then go after my kids. I think that (throwing a kid off the pier) scenario is extremely unlikely less than 1 in 100 million so I don't worry about it.

      As though them being thrown in is the only danger I mentioned. Here, allow me to aid your comprehension:

      And the parents who let them run around uncontrolled should expect them falling, or getting thrown, into the ocean is par for the course.

      To be perfectly honest, I am very paranoid at the pier and anyplace with balconies opening to precipices. So generally there, I keep my kids nearby as they still like holding hands.

      Oh, so you're not one of the irresponsible asshole parents we're talking about, then. No need to defend yourself.

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    57. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we need to accept that there are bad parents out there and that theaters themselves should be legally obliged to not allow obviously underage kids into R rated movies in the first place.

      There's such a thing as "Unrated" or "NC-17" rating.
      R means Restricted - "Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. Contains some adult material." It doesn't say how old they have to be.

    58. Re:okay... by myth24601 · · Score: 2

      ...And pause the movie so I can go take a leak. That $8 Diet Coke is HUGE!

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    59. Re:okay... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      No, they're directors.

      Their job is to fool people into thinking that something that isn't happening is actually happening... such as me ever setting foot in a theater again as long as there's something good on Netflix or Amazon Prime that I haven't seen yet.

    60. Re:okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, lets see...
      Going to theater, I get to drive there on roads filled with idiots talking and texting on phones, pay a huge price when I get there, put up with idiots talking or answering their phones, annoying brats that the parents make no effort to control, pay huge prices for any snacks, and miss important parts of the movie if I have to use the filthy rest rooms there. Not to mention getting bubble gum, spilled drinks, and popcorn on the bottoms of my shoes.

      Watch Netflix (or a DVD) at home.
      Much less expensive, clean and quiet environment, already have snacks and drinks on hand, can pause the movie to use my nice clean rest room, no driving required, can watch with my shirt and shoes off sitting on my own comfortable couch with my 2 dogs, and (if I had any, I don't) noisy brats are my own fault, but are at least only annoying me, not a lot of other people!

      Theater LOSES!

    61. Re:okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Yeah I get that. but what I'm saying is that needs to change.

    62. Re: okay... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      I'm not familiar with Santa Monica Pier, but I assume it's a pier.

      Children should be monitored around piers, in theory.

    63. Re: okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      What part of "pier" says "safe for young unaccompanied kids" to you?

    64. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 0

      hahahaha
      Go back to eating cheetos and mountain dew you neckbeard bitch.
      I take whatever action I choose not the one demanded by fat-fucks like you. To clarify fat-fuck means you are fucking fat, not that you fuck fat chicks. The mechanics of two fat people fucking is not something that I am curious about.

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    65. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. But different parents have different tolerance levels of danger for their offspring and some kids are more aware and alert to the danger around them. Generally if your kids have been allowed to fall off small walls and have gotten some bumps and bruises along the way, they likely aren't the ones to go over the rail and into the ocean.

      You expect me not to get defensive when you bold part of your message and question my comprehension/literacy? Fuck you! Did that aid your comprehension? You're welcome!

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    66. Re:okay... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So I have a solution which will keep me from both getting angry and going to jail: I just won't go to the theater.

      Exactly. The theater experience is about as much fun as going to the emergency room. Filthy theaters, sticky shit on the seats and floors, yammering undisciplined children, the over exuberant people on their smartphones, the texters. The price.

      Nope, nope, nope, and nope.

      As well with almost all movies being reboots or remakes, and predictable, and Hey! another Marvel Comics superhero flick! How original!

      Screw that. Perhaps if the experience and the movies were good, they wouldn't have to beg people to show up.

      Mister Nolan and Ms Coppolla - how much are you going to pay me to go to a theater? Otherwise I'm busy that evening. Cleaning up the garage maybe. I'll find something anyhow.

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    67. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I monitor mine. Mostly because I'm afraid of heights so that is a scary situation for me.

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    68. Re: okay... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      like sex?

      Divorces and child support are a lot less expensive that way.

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    69. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      hmm. I say if the kids are old enough to get to the pier unaccompanied, then they are safe to be there unattended. Kids are not as dumb as you think they are. From infancy they have an innate fear of drops, this has been studied by child psychologists using fake non-floor (glass). Infant kids (barely crawlers) do no go to the transparent floor areas, because their brief experience on earth has already taught them that. So, I think the main danger would be the kid getting over-excited and going over while trying to fish, reach an interesting trinker or barnacle, or fish eyeball... Because kids have a short attention span like most humans do. So, I say that it depends on the kid's maturity level. Because mine are mine, I would be closely supervising, what others do with theirs is up to them.

      I would definitely warn an unattended kid if I saw him (lets face it, it's very likely to be him and not her) doing something dangerous in my eyes.

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    70. Re:okay... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As well with almost all movies being reboots or remakes, and predictable, and Hey! another Marvel Comics superhero flick! How original!

      Or worse yet, when you run out of ideas for new Marvel Comics superhero flicks, you make yet another reboot of a Marvel Comics superhero flick that's already been rebooted before...

      Mister Nolan and Ms Coppolla - how much are you going to pay me to go to a theater?

      Has Sophia Coppolla actually made any good movies? The only movie of hers I've seen was "The Virgin Suicides", years ago. It sucked. And so did her acting in Godfather III.

    71. Re:okay... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I think kid-free films will be a big thing in the coming years.

      That is what has happened to a lot of restaurants. Mr and Mrs Clueless with their undisciplined larvae, who make a huge nuisance of themselves, and then a scene if you try to do anything about it, are finding that they are being limited in choices.

      Probably about half the reason I don't go to movie theaters any more. A children free movie night would probably be a big hit if any theater was brave enough to have them.

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    72. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not projecting the image you think you are. GP is correct, you've never taken a physically aggressive act in your life and you never will.

    73. Re: okay... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Depends in what country you life ...

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    74. Re: okay... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      No you won't, you irresponsible twat. You'll bitch and moan and demand they be arrested and try to sue. If you were someone who took action, your little fucking shits wouldn't be running around to the point where someone decided they needed to be punted away.

      I wish that were true, but I've seen personally a number of parents who don't seem to care about what their kids are doing and are fine with letting them run around and annoy people as but if you object, hoooooooly shit, they will do anything to protect their precious spoiled babies!

    75. Re:okay... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      In my experience, that makes them noisier.

      Then you do it again. Or take this approach: The Cure for ADHD

    76. Re:okay... by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      Naw... just give them a 1mg melatonin chewable... "hey kid, want some candy?"

      that plus a dark theater and they'll be zonked out in about 5 minutes.

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    77. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "being a kid." If you can't handle that, I'd say the problem lies with you

      Please don't reproduce; if it's too late, please consider a retroactive abortion.

    78. Re:okay... by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The theater experience is about as much fun as going to the emergency room. Filthy theaters, sticky shit on the seats and floors, yammering undisciplined children, the over exuberant people on their smartphones, the texters. The price.

      I think that's exactly the chaos that Nolan et. al. is relying on to prop up his latest film... it's like being in the film!

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    79. Re: okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      > if the kids are old enough to get to the pier unaccompanied

      Read the original post. we're talking about toddlers. Sorry but regardless of any psychology experiment results or anything else, anyone that leaves a toddler alone on a pier is simply a moron that shouldn't be entrusted with kids.

    80. Re:okay... by mikeiver1 · · Score: 1

      If only that were the only reason not to go to the Theater. Problem is that the quality of the image compared to my 4K OLED home monitor sucks. The sound quality is poor at best. I have a preamp processor for professional decoding and dedicated amps that provide in excess of 1500 Watts RMS for my sound field. IE, it sounds a whole lot better. I have to miss out on the show if I want to take a piss or get something to eat/drink. Lastly, I can drink BEER and see a movie at home. WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE THEATER AND WASTE MONEY?

    81. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I only go attend movies showing in "VIP". They serve alcohol so no minors allowed, not to mention reserved seating; wide, comfortable seats; and in-depth service (food, beverages and alcohol).

    82. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yeah, toddlers, fine, probably not hanging at the pier alone :-)
      However, I'm guessing "Blythe Bowman" is not a breeder and so has no concept of how a parent can be relaxed and yet aware of their child's exact location. I myself didn't mind my kids clambering around near total strangers so long as the strangers weren't pervy looking (trenchcoats in summer, candy hanging out the pockets...). I think it is good for a child to develop a sense of awareness on their own and to develop the mental toughness that comes with navigating through life. If they choose to ask the gangbanger about his tats, most likely they'd be cheerfully explained. Briefly, I have an innate belief in the general goodness of people and see no reason to fear things that (statistically) never happen. Most children that are murdered or kidnapped are harmed at the hand of an immediate relative (father, mother, uncle, other male relative, other male friend of the family, other female, in that order of frequency). So, yeah, as a parent, I could be quiescently vigilant and seemingly oblivious, but that was mostly a ruse to observe my child in action and let him/her explore independently while supervised.

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    83. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world is not safe for children! We must put them into special incubators until they are mature responsible adults that are raised exactly the way their parents want them to be raised. /sarcasm

      Yeah folks, kids run around, make noise, break things, and make mistakes. It's called "being a kid." If you can't handle that, I'd say the problem lies with you, not the kid that doesn't know what you, a complete stranger, are expecting from them.

      It's called "being a parent". If you can't handle that, don't have kids. It isn't about what me, a complete stranger, is expecting from them. It's what we, society, are expecting of you. And you're failing at it either out of ignorance or malice. Either way the point isn't fuck them: it's fuck you.

    84. Re:okay... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      As well with almost all movies being reboots or remakes, and predictable, and Hey! another Marvel Comics superhero flick! How original!

      Or worse yet, when you run out of ideas for new Marvel Comics superhero flicks, you make yet another reboot of a Marvel Comics superhero flick that's already been rebooted before...

      You do know that's going to happen.

      Has Sophia Coppolla actually made any good movies? The only movie of hers I've seen was "The Virgin Suicides", years ago. It sucked. And so did her acting in Godfather III.

      I suspect she whouldn't have made it very far without riding on someone's coattails. Let's look at the fims she was in - any connection? And she did win a worst supporting Actress Razzie.

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    85. Re: okay... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> I myself didn't mind my kids clambering around near total strangers

      Did it even cross you mind that THEY probably minded?

      >> Briefly, I have an innate belief in the general goodness of people

      Yeah good luck with that. You sound like a terrible parent.

    86. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      But just earlier you said I was an excellent parent, you are so fickle, very hard to please. Do you identify as a woman?

      As I said, if they look like they mind or I feel they were being bothered, I interceded by removing my kids. So yeah. I also have very cute kids, not like those ugly and obese blond WASPs that are so annoying and entitled.

      Believing in the innate goodness of people makes me a terrible parent? I am definitely sure that you are a republican now. First you don't believe in science, per your poo-pooing the infant and ledges study. Secondly your several expressions of how scary and dark the world is. A study was done and right-wing (republicans and tea-baggers) all are a lot more fearful and believe that people are inherently bad. A scientific study so you probably will claim it's part of some leftist conspiracy because, you know, it isn't in the bible or some such shit.

      And here I thought we were going to be friends... :-(

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    87. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I suppose telling my kids that all people are bad and only trust the pastor and the police would make me a good parent in your eyes. The police are nothing but jack-booted thugs hiding their murderous and racist intents behind a badge. And pastors are just that, fleecing their sheep.

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    88. Re: okay... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      But just earlier you said I was an excellent parent, you are so fickle, very hard to please. Do you identify as a woman?

      As I said, if they look like they mind or I feel they were being bothered, I interceded by removing my kids. So yeah. I also have very cute kids, not like those ugly and obese blond WASPs that are so annoying and entitled.

      Believing in the innate goodness of people makes me a terrible parent? I am definitely sure that you are a republican now. First you don't believe in science, per your poo-pooing the infant and ledges study. Secondly your several expressions of how scary and dark the world is. A study was done and right-wing (republicans and tea-baggers) all are a lot more fearful and believe that people are inherently bad. A scientific study so you probably will claim it's part of some leftist conspiracy because, you know, it isn't in the bible or some such shit.

      And here I thought we were going to be friends... :-(

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    89. Re: okay... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      It's called "being a kid." If you can't handle that, I'd say the problem lies with you

      Fuck you. I pay money to watch the movie, not to watch your hyperactive kid scream like a banshee and scurry around the aisles bothering the fuck out of everybody.

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    90. Re: okay... by n329619 · · Score: 1

      I paid my ticket to see Real Life Movie Drama like that in the theater. It gets fun when there are three kids screaming and running while one adult is chasing them.

      The wide screen in front is just commercials to keep me entertained when the kids went to the restrooms.

    91. Re: okay... by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. But different parents have different tolerance levels of danger for their offspring and some kids are more aware and alert to the danger around them.

      Yes, and the ones who allow their offspring to climb on total strangers are just oblivious. I would say, the ones who manage to figure out how not to climb on strangers and yell and scream about everything without being told are, in fact, controlled; self controlled, at that, which is arguably the best kind of control. Nobody said it had to be the parent who was in control of the child's reasonable behavior, but if the kids isn't then, yes, the parent needs to be.

      Generally if your kids have been allowed to fall off small walls and have gotten some bumps and bruises along the way, they likely aren't the ones to go over the rail and into the ocean.

      They also aren't likely to climb on random strangers and probably have enough life experience to understand appropriate behavior. Those aren't the kids we're talking about, here.

      You expect me not to get defensive when you bold part of your message and question my comprehension/literacy?

      You were defensive before I did that; you replied specifically to defend yourself when you (if your claims are at all accurate*) are not the type of parent we're talking about. But, okay; maybe I was wrong about you being responsible and/or not an asshole. I was certainly right about your comprehension, though, and it seems your logical reasoning abilities are about on par with that; I mean, come on, did you really think I was telling you not to get defensive over something you hadn't gotten defensive over yet? No, I was telling you there was no need to defend yourself if you weren't who I was talking about in the first place... which you've made it clear that you actually are.

      Fuck you!

      Given that you still failed to comprehend my message, I'd say "right back at ya". You were on the winning end of this, before you opened your mouth to reply. I was complimenting you by pointing out that you (by your claims, at least, which I am now heavily doubting) are not one of the asshole parents I was talking about. Yes, I did also point out that you cherry-picked my original message to attack it; but you ignored also ignored the complimentary part of my post, took half of it out of context, and interpreted it as some sort of personal attack. Fuck me, indeed, for believing your comprehension would be any better the second time around.

      * In which case you wouldn't have felt the need to shout "not me" in response to my comment. My mistake, overlooking that bit of human psychology, I suppose.

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    92. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? The cinema already has the right to refuse service, why make it an obligation? Seems awfully heavy handed....

    93. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah folks, kids run around, make noise, break things, and make mistakes. It's called "being a kid." If you can't handle that, I'd say the problem lies with you, not the kid that doesn't know what you, a complete stranger, are expecting from them.

      Kids don't get into movie theatres on whim - parents are taking them there. Expectations for the standard movie cinema experience - both owners and patrons - do not align with the behaviours you mentioned, ergo your type of 'kids' should not be in a normal movie cinema.

      There are special movie screenings targeted specifically for mothers with babies, toddlers, and loud children - avail yourself of these screenings if that's what you have.

      Yes, i have a child that can be loud, and yes those special screenings have been attended.

    94. Re:okay... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      Only if some famous celebrities urged you to do it.

    95. Re: okay... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      It struck me as an exchange that would have never happened if there was prior agreement about what age of kids you were bloody talking about. ;)

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    96. Re: okay... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      You sound like a terrible parent.

      lol, and there's the conclusion. Never change, slashdot. Never stop turning inches into miles like it's going out of fucking fashion.

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    97. Re: okay... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      And here I thought we were going to be friends... :-(

      This is /., it's festooned with dickheads, don't let it bother you.

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    98. Re:okay... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Should've been done a bit more often on some of the obnoxious adults that litter the internet these days.

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    99. Re: okay... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In what country do dead kids cry?

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    100. Re: okay... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I felt an urge to be violent towards the both of them I hadn't felt in ages.

      Go ahead, punch a stranger and her kid in the Lourve. I'm sure no-one will mind.

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    101. Re:okay... by Tukz · · Score: 1

      Really shouldn't bring kids to a Nolan movie anyway.

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    102. Re: okay... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      like sex?

      Divorces and child support are a lot less expensive that way.

      You could always marry someone who actually likes you. Sorry impossible to keep a straight face here. ;)

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    103. Re:okay... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why not go to an adults only cinema?

      Seriously this "annoying teenagers" thing, is this a US problem? Are people there arseholes in general? The rest of the world who has no problem at all going to the cinema and enjoying the experience would like to know.

    104. Re:okay... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So you have not problem picking the scale of the restaurant, but you lump all theaters in the same category? Why not go to an upscale theater? One which serves alcohol and doesn't admit teenagers?

    105. Re: okay... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In what country do dead kids cry?

      In the country of THE DAMNED.

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    106. Re: okay... by mjwx · · Score: 2

      I've seen idiot patents let toddlers roam free at the end of the Santa Monica pier, jumping up and down on the seats/steps there shaking everybody up, and climb on and around complete strangers! If one of these kids gets snatched up, I hope both the perp and the idiot parent(s) both go to prison

      The world is not safe for children! We must put them into special incubators until they are mature responsible adults that are raised exactly the way their parents want them to be raised. /sarcasm

      Yeah folks, kids run around, make noise, break things, and make mistakes. It's called "being a kid." If you can't handle that, I'd say the problem lies with you, not the kid that doesn't know what you, a complete stranger, are expecting from them.

      Hi, the point is over here. You seem to have missed it.

      The GP is complaining about parents that dont give a crap. They aren't paying attention to their kid. They're the kind of parent who lets their kid knock over every box on the bottom shelf and ignored the mess.

      If I had of behaved the way you're defending, I would haven't of been able to sit for a week... And I'm someone who advocates non-violent methods of discipline where ever possible, but you still need discipline so that you don't have ratbag kids.

      Take flights for example, I'm usually OK with a parent that makes an effort. Kids, being kids don't always fully understand what is going on with aircraft, know how to deal with changes in pressure and are a bit more sensitive to them than us adults... but FFS, I cant stand a parent who sits there sucking down the complementary booze whilst their little angel acts like a right little shit to everyone else.

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    107. Re: okay... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sweet, sweet serenade...

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    108. Re: okay... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You could always marry someone who actually likes you. Sorry impossible to keep a straight face here. ;)

      I did. Been married 40 years now. But some folks change after marriage. A lot. If after 10 years of marriage, your partner just needs to find herself, or just doesn't feel fulfilled, you are pretty well screwed. Hell, my wife changed. Fortunately, not into an asshole.

      That is my job.

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    109. Re: okay... by wasteoid · · Score: 1

      Is that a meme I missed? I've heard of KHITBASH, but I'm trying to figure out what the acronym is for "Punch her in the Louvre..."

    110. Re:okay... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You do know that's going to happen.

      Did you just come through a time-warp? It's already happened! Spider-Man is now on its 3rd incarnation (of live-action movies; the Sam Raimi version with Tobey Maguire was the 1st).

      I suspect she whouldn't have made it very far without riding on someone's coattails.

      She's the daughter of Francis Ford Coppolla. If it weren't for that, she'd be sweeping floors somewhere probably.

    111. Re:okay... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Did you just come through a time-warp?.

      After a fashion - yes. I stopped going to movies, and paying much attention to them some years ago, when I figured out that since I'd seen everything already, I didn't need to see anything more.

      So although I sorta keep track of what's happening, I don't pay that close attention.

      90 percent of what I watch now when I do watch a movie is ancient stuff on AMC.

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    112. Re:okay... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Because I don't want to drive for 5 hours, or worse, buy plane tickets and make hotel reservations, just to go to such a place?

      There's decent restaurants all over the place, even in smaller cities and towns (esp. college towns). You might not have a *huge* selection of them, but there's usually some not too far away unless you're really in the sticks. Not so for the fancy theaters; they're just in a few large cities. If you live in a midsize city, you're probably out of luck.

    113. Re: okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original post was about whether to see movies on the big screen or computer. The moment someone started talking about toddlers, it was already off topic.

    114. Re:okay... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Because I don't want to drive for 5 hours, or worse, buy plane tickets and make hotel reservations, just to go to such a place?

      So there's nothing wrong with cinemas, you just live somewhere where the only option is a local shithole. Glad we cleared that up. For a moment I thought you didn't like the idea of going to a cinema.

    115. Re:okay... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Fuck you. I hope someone shoots you at your shitty cinema.

    116. Re:okay... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Fuck you. I hope someone shoots you at your shitty cinema.

      No I don't live in a country where a large part of the population is a gun wielding lunatic. I'll be just fine in my awesome quiet cinema with comfy chairs great sound and alcohol service.

  2. You already make a ton of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My ticket is not going to make a dent in your gross revenue.

    1. Re:You already make a ton of money by Baton+Rogue · · Score: 1

      My ticket is not going to make a dent in your gross revenue.

      That is the same type of thinking that a lot of people have about voting too. "What difference does my one vote make?" If more people voted, we might have a different president right now.

    2. Re:You already make a ton of money by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      If more people blindly voted, you'd have the exact same president and it would be even harder for the people that gave a crap to make a difference.

      The last thing you want is a bunch of people going down and checking the box next to the name with the bigger advertising budget.

    3. Re:You already make a ton of money by rhazz · · Score: 1

      Frankly they could just force you to buy a ticket by only licensing the movie to be shown in theatres. This is like licensing a product to be sold at Wal-mart and Sears, then telling a bunch of people not to buy the product from Wal-mart because that's not what you intended.

  3. Ahhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, thanks.

  4. Send me money then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy my ticket and I'll go watch it in a cinema with noisy people and phone glare and expensive food....instead of my quiet, private movie room. Otherwise, go fuck yourself, I'll spend my money how I want.

    1. Re: Send me money then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In your own home you can also stop for a call of nature, cup of tea, a fresh beer, spread out on your couch in a onesie, with the sound volume only set high enough to give you mild tinnitus rather than so loud you'll probably come out of the movie bald.

      Going to the cinema has its place, such as a dozen of you going as hobbits to what turns out to be a disappointing sequel

    2. Re:Send me money then by bughunter · · Score: 1

      When I can sit in a theater naked, with a glass of vodak in my hand and porn on my 'puter, I'll pay for a ticket that costs as much as a monthly subscription to Netflix.

      The hollywood profiteers can go to hell.

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    3. Re: Send me money then by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      In my own home, I can also watch TV in bed with my arm around my girlfriend. Theater seats have immovable armrests which prevent getting close to your companion.

      And yeah, it's nice being able to make any food or drink I want, instead of being limited to whatever overpriced shit they sell at the concessions stand. Not to mention being able to pause and rewind.

    4. Re:Send me money then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I can sit in a theater naked, with a glass of vodak in my hand and porn on my 'puter,

      ... On second thought, skip the vodak. It might be better to keep that other hand free.

  5. More than 1 month netflix for cost of ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get more than 1 month of netflix subscription for the cost of 1 cinema ticket. And this is without the overpriced popcorn..

  6. Then don't release your movies on bluray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your art isn't meant to be seen at home then don't give them the option. Otherwise don't complain when they watch it at home

  7. $100+ for a family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If movies were $5 everyone would go, and everyone would make ridiculous money. But in our world if i want to take my family to a movie it costs $100+. The only people who see movies in the theaters a dumbasses.

    1. Re:$100+ for a family by Baron_Yam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, if the tickets were tiered (some movies definitely don't earn their ticket price), if the concession prices weren't obscene, and if there were ushers who would actually remove patrons disturbing everyone else...

      But that means charging less for distribution so the theatres don't have to rape you on popcorn and soda to turn a profit, and that might in turn mean paying actors less than tens of millions for a movie.

      I hope the existing system crashes and burns, it is ridiculous. It needs to normalize so the economics make sense for all the players. If that mean wages move towards the mean, I think everyone but the very top will be OK with that. If that means budgets drop a bit, we'll survive. If it means investors have to invest in more movies to make the same amount of money, lawyers will take a slightly larger cut for the extra paperwork.

      It'll all work out, and the average moviegoer, actor, and crew will be happier for it. But first Hollywood needs to burn.

    2. Re:$100+ for a family by bughunter · · Score: 1

      There's actually a theatre in my town that charges only $2 per head for matinee's, but it's a second run venue, so you have to wait a few weeks to see a title.

      Great for taking the kids, though... no metaphor. And $1 hot dogs. But you gotta put up with the other kids.

      You get what you pay for. Including the hot dogs.

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    3. Re:$100+ for a family by repka · · Score: 1

      You realize everyone doesn't have to take your family to a theater to go there themselves?

    4. Re:$100+ for a family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last movie i saw in the theater was the latest star wars in 3D Imax over $22 can. that was the first movie i had seen in a theater in 15+ years the main draw for me was 3D a first for me.

    5. Re:$100+ for a family by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Actually, if the tickets were tiered (some movies definitely don't earn their ticket price), if the concession prices weren't obscene, and if there were ushers who would actually remove patrons disturbing everyone else...

      Effectively, they are tiered. If you want to see it on day 1, and think the movie will be worth it, you can spend $20 and go see it in iMax 3D. If you don't think its worth that much, go see it for 2/3 to 1/2 price in normal "2D" (which you can also do on day 1, if you look around, but you'll have better luck waiting a week). If you don't think its worth even that much, wait 4+ weeks, and go see it at the discount cinema. If even that isn't worth the time/bother, then you've got HBO/Netflix for $10 a month, all you care to watch.

    6. Re:$100+ for a family by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > But that means charging less for distribution so the theatres don't
      > have to rape you on popcorn and soda to turn a profit, and that might
      > in turn mean paying actors less than tens of millions for a movie.

      ^ This. Do you realize that first-run movies cost the movie theatres 95% to 100% of ticket revenue for the first week?!?!
      http://www.themovieblog.com/20...

      > For instance, 2 movie theatre managers told me that for Star Wars Episode II: Attack
      > of the Clones, the studio took 100% of the box office take for the first week of release.

      > So if you ever wondered why a $0.15 bag of popcorn is costing you $5,
      > and a $0.08 cup of Coke is running you another $4⦠itâ(TM)s because the
      > economics of the industry system is so screwed up that the concession
      > stand is where theaters have to make most of their money.

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    7. Re:$100+ for a family by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 1

      A $0.15 bag of popcorn isn't costing me $5, nor is a $0.08 cup of Coke running me another $4, because I'd never pay that. It always amazes me that everyone except the movie theater industry seems to understand supply and demand. You're never going to make more money by charging insane prices for popcorn and drinks because those insane prices will stop the majority of people from buying those things at all. If they charged reasonable prices for those items they'd move more volume on those items. You're not making more money by selling those items for that much if you're selling way less volume. Let's look at two cases, one with those prices you mentioned, and one where they sell the stuff for a buck. Say they only sell 100 pairs at the high price.

      100*0.15=$15 popcorn cost
      100*0.08=$8 Coke cost
      $23 cost, $900 gross, so $877 profit.

      It is pretty reasonable that if those items sold for a buck a piece instead that you would have many more people buying them. How many would need to buy at that price to equal the same amount of profit? (Yeah, we're ignoring the overhead of labour and all that stuff.)

      1-0.15=0.85 profit per popcorn
      1-0.08=0.92 profit per popcorn
      0.85+0.92=$1.77 profit per item pair
      877/1.77=495.5

      So they'd have to sell 496 pairs of those items to make the same money. So roughly 5 times more people would have to buy a popcorn and Coke. But at $2 versus $9 for that combo how many more people are going to buy? I'd never buy at $9, personally. I wouldn't even think about it. It is too much money. But at $2 I'd buy every single time without a second thought. How much cheaper would it have to be than $9 to get me to bite? Well, I don't know, exactly. Would $4.50 be enough? Meh. $4? Or $3? Perhaps. But $9 is nuts. And that's why nobody is buying it. The fact that you've got a monopoly in your venue isn't enough to make those prices acceptable. It still has to be good value, or overall you won't have people biting.

      As far as I'm concerned, movie theaters should be practically giving away popcorn and soft drinks. A buck a piece and they'd have practically everyone buying, I would wager. Obviously with other items, candy, and who knows what else (I've seen burgers and nachos, among other things now! wtf?) there are going to be differing costs and profit margins. You could probably get away with better margins on items other than popcorn and soft drinks. But if you charged a buck a piece on a reasonable amount of popcorn and drink (i.e. not a freakin' garbage pail) I'm sure you'd be making a lot more money than you are with the gouger prices. Those two items are cheap as hell, and everybody knows it, so when you charge out the ass for them you usually just get a thumbed nose instead. Why theaters aren't actually playing with those prices to find the supply/demand teetering point is beyond me. Seems like business 101, no? The whole "We aren't making enough money, jack up the prices!" idea makes absolutely no business sense. You'd have to be a fool to think it did make sense.

      And it isn't our fault that they don't know how to deal with movie studios concerning the pricing they get for screening their movies. Studios should want to have their movies shown. But it seems whoever has been running them ever since they started whining about nobody going to movies anymore has no clue how to do their job. Making it harder and harder for theaters is just another bonehead example of what not to do in business. But obviously it will be harder for theater owners to organize and finally start getting better business deals with the studios.

      I seriously believe theaters would make way more money if they started charging reasonable prices, based on reasonable profit margins, for popcorn and soft drinks alone. Don't change your prices for candy and all the other crap you guys are selling now. But make the popcorn and soft drinks super cheap, because your cost is super cheap, and make a big stink about dropping those prices with really obvious signage in the place. Guarantee you'll start moving crazy volume compared to what you're doing now. That stuff is cheap. Sell it cheap.

    8. Re:$100+ for a family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I NEVER buy popcorn or soda or candy at the cinema - I ALWAYS take my own, purchased at 10% the price at the local supermarket.
      Fucking idiots - if they priced it at double production cost, I'd buy it every time and save myself the hassle of buying in advance.
      But that 70 cent bottle of Coke, the one that you want 5 bucks for, not even cold, not even in a cup, no ice, I mean, fuck are you stupid or what?
      And the cinema is almost ALWAYS empty, why don't you charge 5 bucks instead of 20, then maybe I'd attend more than 4 times a year?
      Fucking losers don't deserve my custom already, and now I've a 3D, 4K, 7.2 analog multichannel blu-ray player and a network connection, it's all over except for the occasional art-house flic that I can't find on the various pirate sites.
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  8. Uh-huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Please support a dying business model because our industry is too stupid to innovate"

    1. Re:Uh-huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in
      The BWMAA (Buggy Whip Manufactures Association of America) has this announcement.
      "We'd like to appeal to the Great American People, the people of the land, the people of the Amber Waves(tm) and the Purple Mountains(tm) Majesties(r). The Buggy Whip Manufacturers of this Great Nation(tm) are being driven out of business by an evil affront to our Way Of Life(r) and the BWMAA would like the American People to know we at least will not stand for it.
      The BWMAA is asking all True Americans(r) to stop using the horseless carriage, that infernal device that is putting so many of our fellow countrymen out of work and destroying the Fabric of Our Civilization(tm).
      Stop the senseless push towards un-American travel. Stop the destruction of our countryside. Stop the endless noise and ugly clutter in our cities.
      America, Get A Horse!"
      This message from the BWMAA

    2. Re:Uh-huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely! I spent a couple thousand dollars on a moderate home theater system so I can watch anything I want, no matter that the theaters aren't showing it now. Why should I pay $20 for the wife and me for watching a new movie, and an additional huge amount for popcorn and a soft drink, when I can stay at home, watch it on my own system, eating/drinking whatever I want? All while avoiding the distracting crowd with noisy kids, laughing teenagers, obnoxious drunks, arguing adults, and more. And I can pause the show at home if I need to get up for a minute. At the theater, it's a minute of the show lost.

  9. I'd love to by dlleigh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd love to. I enjoy seeing movies in a real theater.

    But I have small children, so there is little opportunity to go out. Netflix and other online providers are my best hope for seeing any movies at all, and even then I see them only long after they've left the theaters.

    1. Re:I'd love to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bless your heart for being courteous to the rest of everyone else and not taking the little ones to the theater while they're still too young.

    2. Re:I'd love to by NoSalt · · Score: 1

      But I have small children, so there is little opportunity to go out.

      Aye, brother.

    3. Re:I'd love to by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'd love to. I enjoy seeing movies in a real theater.
      But I have small children, so there is little opportunity to go out.

      This must be some kind of attempt at a troll or something. Parents these days (in America at least) are never considerate like this.

    4. Re:I'd love to by sconeu · · Score: 2

      That's why we loved the drive-in when our kids were little.

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    5. Re:I'd love to by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      If you ever can't afford your Netfliix subscription anymore, hit me up. I do enjoy the theater once in a while and appreciate you keeping the kids out of it.

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    6. Re:I'd love to by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      +1, Thoughtful

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    7. Re:I'd love to by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      That's a temporary problem. Roughly 1 decade of your life (as much as 2 if you have multiple kids, 3 if you get nutty about it). I know that probably sounds like a long time right now, but it does end and life goes on. It won't be like this for long.

    8. Re:I'd love to by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Wow. A post on slashdot that involves adults not going to the theater because of children that is both actually valid and not because the adult is some pretentious get-off-my-lawn grump who just assumes all theaters are full or noisy brats.

      I did not see that coming!

    9. Re:I'd love to by guruevi · · Score: 1

      That entirely depends on the child itself, how engaging the movie is and the parents' upbringing.

      I brought a 1.5 and 4.5 year old to see Star Wars 7 - the kids loved it, sat still through the entire movie, because we know what engages them and how they behave at home with a movie like that. Give them some popcorn and they're happy campers.

      We don't bring them to every movie, even things like Rogue One probably wouldn't engage them too much. We also wouldn't bring them when they're tired or have been cooped up and need to run around.

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    10. Re:I'd love to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By definition, you're not going to encounter the considerate parents. The parents you encounter in public are the inconsiderate ones.

  10. Don't sell the rights to Netflix by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    If you don't want people to watch it on Netflix, don't sell it to them. But, I bet you would make a lot less money if you didn't.

  11. Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by dryriver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... different people have different preferences. One person may love to see Nolan's "Dunkirk" on a huge cinema screen, where the experience is probably quite overpowering. Another may prefer to pop the Dunkirk Bluray into his living room Bluray player and experience the film on a smaller screen in the comfort of his home. Also, some people - like working adults with children - simply don't have the time for a 3+ hour trip to the local multiplex. I used to love going to the cinema when I was 13 - 25 years old. I wanted to watch everything on the big screen. These days I like watching Bluray's or streaming movies at home - some even on a laptop screen with headphones on. The films still work. After the first 3 minutes, you forget what kind of screen you are watching on. You cannot expect everybody, in this day and age, to prefer cinema over home viewing options.

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    1. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... different people have different preferences. One person may love to see Nolan's "Dunkirk" on a huge cinema screen, where the experience is probably quite overpowering.

      I don't think that the experience is that overpowering, relatively speaking. The power of the big screen made sense decades ago, when at home you had a 23' screen with a modest resolution. These days, Saving Private Ryan is overpowering at the theater, and also at home, on a 60' screen. You can get an experience at home almost as overpowering as that at the theater. A huge screen and a very loud sound are not worth the price of admission any more.

    2. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to love going to the cinema when I was 13 - 25 years old.

      This. If they send me a babysitter then I'd be delighted to go out to a movie.

    3. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      It's kind of humorous with the units flipped around, since ' is foot and " is inches. "Yeah, my modest 23 foot home screen just isn't cutting it."

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    4. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by parkinglot777 · · Score: 2

      I don't think that the experience is that overpowering, relatively speaking. The power of the big screen made sense decades ago, when at home you had a 23' screen with a modest resolution. These days, Saving Private Ryan is overpowering at the theater, and also at home, on a 60' screen. You can get an experience at home almost as overpowering as that at the theater. A huge screen and a very loud sound are not worth the price of admission any more.

      Where can I buy a 23' screen TV, let alone 60' screen TV? And how much is it cost to you? :)

    5. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I had a friend in college who was a film student. She would always say that, if a move is good, you don't need a big screen, you don't need high-end audio, and you don't even need to understand the dialog in order for it to be a great experience. I have a good (not great) home theater system. The cinemas are still better. But if there is any difference in enjoyment between the, it's an indictment of the quality of the movie.

    6. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      (as overheard overheard on Ellison's private island in Hawaii)

    7. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk to Sony, apparently. No word on price, though.

    8. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . The power of the big screen made sense decades ago, when at home you had a 23' screen with a modest resolution.

      lol, kid. I had a 13' black and white tv when I was a kid, and movies were STILL awesome on it!

    9. Re:Going To The Cinema Is Great But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dallas Cowboys have a couple at Jerry's World. But both the cost of the screen is a little out of the typical 'Home Theater' budget.

  12. Reconfigure the Theaters by turp182 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I take my kids to movies in theaters and we always do 3D which is fun.

    Otherwise, they need to update the configuration of theaters to enhance the experience.

    I suggest they use the Oatmeal's suggestions:
    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/m...

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    1. Re:Reconfigure the Theaters by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      3D is really the only reason I go to a theater anymore.

    2. Re:Reconfigure the Theaters by turp182 · · Score: 1

      First, I can associate with your user name, but not from a janitorial perspective....

      Kids and 3D = Awesome.Time

      My wife an I saw Inception in seats the moved (swiveled in general and jolted during things like gun shots) with the action. It wasn't cheap, but it was pretty cool. Wasn't 3D, I'd pay a reasonable amount to combine the two (I'm sure it's available but the right movie and personal TIME - think juggling - has not presented itself).

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  13. How about. . . no. . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    . . . does that work for you ? Because it works for me. No crying babies, chatty teens, or rude patrons playing with their smartphones. Better bathroom, and I can pause the movie while I take care of that. And no highly overpriced "refreshments". . .

    . . . and besides, afterwards, I can re-watch scenes, and even MST3K them if warranted. . .

    1. Re:How about. . . no. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly right. I stopped going when smartphones became popular 10 years ago because I always ended up behind someone with the damn thing who was on it through half the film. The screen on those phones are too bright for a dark theater and it's terribly distracting.

      Also the projector lighting is too dim and many pictures aren't lit correctly. So you're not seeing it as it was intended to be seen anyway. I can control the situation on my home theater setup to my liking and watch it however and whenever I choose.

    2. Re:How about. . . no. . . by Holi · · Score: 2

      Or the fact that a ticket costs almost as much as buying the movie on DVD/Bluray,.

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    3. Re:How about. . . no. . . by mellon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also, am I the only one who just feels insulted when I pay >$10 for a movie ticket and then when I get into the theater, there's a dozen ads? I never see ads on Netflix. FFS, if you want people to use your service, stop insulting us!

    4. Re:How about. . . no. . . by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Or your in the theater next to the one playing SUPER MONSTER VS ULTRA MONSTER 17! and the base from their movie is shaking the projector in yours...

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    5. Re:How about. . . no. . . by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      ..and comfortable seats, and a floor that our feet don't stick to, and a liquor cabinet, and most important of all: if one of us thinks the movie sucks, they can go do something else without spoiling the other's experience.

    6. Re:How about. . . no. . . by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      > No crying babies, chatty teens, or rude patrons playing with their smartphones.

      Mention something to the theater so they can fix it. Complaining on slashdot wont make it better.

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    7. Re:How about. . . no. . . by Huge_UID · · Score: 1

      Wife not talking to me during the movie because of pressure from the rest of the theater audience: Priceless.

    8. Re:How about. . . no. . . by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

      I also feel this way. I had this discussion nearly 30 years ago at a theater when I saw this starting. When I brought this up with the manager, that they were wasting my time by showing commercials after the listed start time, I was corrected and told that they weren't "commercials" they were "entertainment shorts." Uh huh. Never went back to that theater.

    9. Re:How about. . . no. . . by H3lldr0p · · Score: 1

      Complaining to the wrong people. You need to talk to the guys running the numbers in Hollywood these days. They're the ones setting ticket prices and how much the venues get from the ticket sales. Which, last I checked, was zero.

      Yeah. Theaters get bupkis for the first three or four weeks from ticket sales If the film stays that long. So in order to have a chance at making any money, they shove advertisement everywhere now. And it's working. Go look at AMC's profit numbers.

    10. Re:How about. . . no. . . by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      If they can't hear the screaming baby without me having to mention it, what make you think they'll hear me when I tell them about it?

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    11. Re:How about. . . no. . . by hey! · · Score: 1

      . . . does that work for you ? Because it works for me. No crying babies, chatty teens, or rude patrons playing with their smartphones.

      Didn't experience any of that in my last trip to the cinema. But then, that was to see Florence Foster Jenkins, so maybe the problem is the movies you're going to.

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    12. Re:How about. . . no. . . by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      I just show up 20 minutes after the movie is supposed to start - typically don't have to watch more than 5 minutes of commercials that way.

      Doesn't work on a Star Wars movie or whatever, but it does work for most movies.

    13. Re:How about. . . no. . . by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      We have an upscale theater here. I got sick of paying extra, so I generally prefer to just go on low-traffic days (Monday and Tuesday) and take my chances, but if you want to pay extra to put yourself in a theater that families with kids can't afford, that's an option.

    14. Re:How about. . . no. . . by jxander · · Score: 1

      The trailers for upcoming movies I can forgive. Maybe it's just because they've been around so long that I'm used to them, or maybe it's because they're in theme with the movie I'm planning to watch. There's also the potential that they are new trailers, or reveal new info about something I'm genuinely interested to see. So I can forgive.

      What I cannot forgive is the random other BS commercials that play beforehand. I don't want to hear about some TV special for 20 minutes, and I definitely don't want to hear someone blather on about sodas and snacks. If you need something to keep the plebs entertained while everyone finds their seats, put some trivia questions onscreen (just be sure to have enough so we're not cycling through the same 3 questions over and over) or just play some quiet music and let people actually interact with others.

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    15. Re:How about. . . no. . . by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Kids, be careful googling "entertainment shorts". Thank you.

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    16. Re:How about. . . no. . . by Maritz · · Score: 1

      put some trivia questions onscreen (just be sure to have enough so we're not cycling through the same 3 questions over and over) or just play some quiet music and let people actually interact with others.

      People who run cinemas are going go think "is showing trivia questions on screen going to make us money? No? Commericials then. Thanks.

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    17. Re:How about. . . no. . . by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Complaining to the theater won't make it better, either. Those people might be annoying, but they paid in, so they're there.

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    18. Re:How about. . . no. . . by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Also, am I the only one who just feels insulted when I pay >$10 for a movie ticket and then when I get into the theater, there's a dozen ads? I never see ads on Netflix. FFS, if you want people to use your service, stop insulting us!

      No, you're not. The problem is theatres and it's not the fault of theatres. the $10 (LLLLLLLLLLLUXURY, across the pond we pay £11 for a ticket) you pay barely, or in many cases, does not even cover the cost of the film. Publishers are charging theatres huge amounts just to be able to show a film. All the revenue for theatres comes from the overpriced snacks, that's operating costs and profit.

      So an open letter to the two whinging in the summary

      Dear increasingly irrelevant people, If you want more people to come to the cinema, then get your corporate overlords to lower the prices. People are willing to wait 6-12 months to see whatever dross you've scrapped out of your underwear. Let them know the good old days are gone and the internet cant be stopped. They can't force people into their revenue streams like the 80's, adapt or die.

      Signed,
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  14. Competition on Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to, but for the price of seeing one movie at a set time (admittedly in a very nice environment) I can subscribe to Netflix and watch anything they have the time of my choosing for a month.

    1. Re:Competition on Price by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I'd love to, but for the price of seeing one movie at a set time (admittedly in a very nice environment) I can subscribe to Netflix and watch anything they have the time of my choosing for a month.

      People must have nicer cinemas around them than me. To me a cinema experience includes:

      * Sticky Floors
      * Uncomfortable Seats
      * Way too loud Sound System
      * AC that is almost always freezing my nads off.

      I don't remember ever going to a cinema that I would consider a nice environment. Some are nicer than others, but every cinema I have been to has been dirty and uncomfortable.

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  15. Very Strongly Disagree by MpVpRb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Theaters suck, I will never go to a theater again

    Drive across town, pay to park, drive around looking for a spot, walk to the theater, wait in line, try to find a good seat, wait until the movie starts while being forced to watch commercials

    Once it starts, it can't be stopped, paused or rewound

    Worst of all..no subtitles. I'm old with bad ears (too many years in the rock band). Without subtitles it's almost impossible to make out what the actors are saying, especially when the music and FX are mixed loud

    At home, I can have a beer and a reasonable priced snack, while being in control

    1. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Worst of all..no subtitles.

      Is there really no solution in place for people hard of hearing? Cause that seems important.

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    2. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by dontbemad · · Score: 2, Informative

      It honestly sounds to me like you just don't like going out period. No need to drag the name of Movie Theaters through the mud.

    3. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look for seats with handicap markers. For at least the previous 20yr they've also had headphone jacks on them, for exactly this reason. Hopefully that audio jack being used as a source for illegitimate theatre captures has not had it removed in the meanwhile.

    4. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hearing aids. Some even have a feature where the sound from the theatre will pump directly into the hearing aid electronically, and from what I've been told it sounds better than it does out of my friend's non hearing-aid ear.

      Many people don't like hearing aids, which is fine. But for the most part deafness is nearly a fully curable solution these days, at least to some degree or other.

    5. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you need to go to a good theatre thats not in the city.

      We have reserved seating (leather recliners), beer/wine and decent food (ex: burger basket on par with Applebees for approximately the same price), and reasonably priced tickets ($9.50 if I remember right - or $5 on tuesdays)

    6. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      I always take some light earplugs with me when I go the malco they seem to tune the movies a bit to the crowd they think will want to watch it.

      Though I do watch everything with subtitles/captions turned on at home.

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    7. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by grimr · · Score: 1

      Most theaters around me have reserved seating. I buy the tickets at home on their website and pick the seats I want. Then just print them out. I used to hate having to stand in line and still ending up with crappy seats.

      We also have several VIP designated screens. They're don't allow children/teens, have a bar with food and allow food and drinks (including alcoholic) when seated inside. You can even order food and drinks from your seat before the movie starts. And the seats are big leather chairs with lots of room. It costs more but you go there for the experience of it as well.

      I agree with you that commercials before movies drive me crazy. I like the movie previews but the commercials are just a slap in the face after paying the ticket price.

      Still, I only go to the must see movies and wait for all the others to come to streaming.

    8. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by repka · · Score: 1

      But to me it's not just making the sound louder, it's also about distinguishing voices from background sounds enough to comprehend them. Thankfully I'm not yet deaf enough for this to be a serious problem in a theater. But I'm on my way there: at home I either have to wake my neighbors or use headphones. Hence, subtitles.

    9. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It honestly sounds to me like you just don't like going out period.

      It honestly sounds to me lile you just don't like reading the comment

      pay to park

      Once it starts, it can't be stopped, paused or rewound

    10. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      properly mixed audio should have dialog coming through the center speaker (assuming a surround system), so jack that up, and turn everything else down. done! :)

    11. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Head phone ports could be a reasonable fix for a few issues people have with theaters to make it better allow people adjust the music/dialog volumes and it need not be all of the theater just 10 - 20% have a section for people who want bring headphones.

    12. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pay to park?!? I'm guessing you're in 'the city'. The rest of it is accurate...

      I recommend trying an Alamo Drafthouse if you ever have the opportunity.

      As someone who acquiesced to his significant others request to see Beauty and the Beast opening weekend after having to bump tickets to a later showing, due to almost sold out, but available was likely the front row, lesson learned on 'opening weekends'. Never again!

    13. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Play with your equalizer settings and distribution between satellite speakers and center speaker.

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    14. Re:Very Strongly Disagree by antdude · · Score: 1

      For me, I like to watch at home to avoid the crowds, save money, be able to control (pause, rewind, fast forward/skip, etc.), etc.

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  16. Here's an idea by Dupedupeshakur · · Score: 1

    Instead of simply asserting there's some sort of magical experience that a only a theater can provide, how about theaters actually focus on differentiating themselves? It's clear they've lost the technology race, as good sound system, large and 3d televisions are relatively affordable, etc. You have a group of strangers in a room together, watching a film. Right now, I think many of us perceive this as a negative, as there are usually a few who are rude/noisy, using their phones, etc. Turn that negative into a positive. Turn that room full of strangers with a shared interest into a community. See Rocky Horror Picture Show for details.

    1. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a better idea:
      - force theatres to jam phones
      - provide leashes and gags for people with small children
      - provide straight jackets for teenagers
      - ban food and drinks
      - LOOSE THE COMMERCIALS! I'm paying for the movie, motherfuckers!

    2. Re: Here's an idea by Aaden42 · · Score: 1

      My local theater's idea of enhanced theater sound is turn the volume up until it distorts or the patrons' ears start bleeding (whichever comes second), then turn it down a quarter notch. I guarantee my stacked Advents are a better listening experience than the "RPX" theater.

    3. Re: Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Spotted the guy who buys Monster cables.

    4. Re: Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a decent 5.1 sound system is much better than a movie theater sound system that includes the sounds of people talking and a random baby crying.

    5. Re: Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Complete and utter nonsense. I am well aware of what the VAST majority of theaters employ as their sound system, and I assure you the setup in my modest home outperforms them.

    6. Re:Here's an idea by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Some theaters are much better than others. Those that offer alcohol and real food often cater to adults who want to enjoy the movie experience. Some might kick out customers that are rude.

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    7. Re: Here's an idea by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a guy who only buys vinyl because it makes the music "warm". While technically a home theater system can't match a cinema theater's exact specifications, you don't want it to because in an average living room/TV room, that's overkill (not to mention disturbing to neighbors). So unless you are watching a movie in a 2,000 sq ft room, a consumer home theater system is good enough.

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    8. Re:Here's an idea by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered if something of a "Micro-theatre" experience would work better.

      Instead of 12 screens that seat a hundred people each- why not 50 smaller screens (but still big compared to what people have at home) in smaller rooms that seat 20 people each.

      * It would be a much more intimate experience
      * They can fill rooms as needed with a constantly revolving start time.
      * Instead of a movie starting at 6:30 or 9:00, if it's popular it can start every 30 mins. Everyone can fit it in their schedule- no lost sales because the movie started at a time that didn't fit a potential client's schedule.
      * 20 people in a room instead of 100 means you're 80% less likely to have someone annoying in the room with you.
      * Easier to optimize 20 seats for seeing a screen comfortably than it is for 100 seats- where if you arrive late you're either creaking your neck looking up and straining your eyes from a distance.

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    9. Re:Here's an idea by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Oh, and during times when customer demand is low (lunch time matinees, during the week)- you need only have half the rooms open. Save electricity by not running air conditioning in the rooms that aren't going to be used for several hours.

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    10. Re:Here's an idea by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      I've been to a few theaters that are basically restaurants, with menus waiters, tables, and reclining chairs. I thought it would be annoying to have everybody ordering and eating food during the movie, but the seats were far enough apart to not be very distracted but what other people were doing, and the cost was probably high enough to preclude idiot teenagers and adults who act like idiot teenagers.

      I don't really go to the movies anymore because I have 2 screaming babies, but once a year when we hire baby sitters and go out, I appreciate the more luxurious experience. I am already blowing at least $100 on a babysitting, trying to save money by being next to some middleschool shithead talking loudly through the whole movie seems like a waste.

      I don't need super crazy sound. I don't need 3D. I just want some comfortable chairs, good food, low distraction.

    11. Re: Here's an idea by kuzb · · Score: 1

      I have the theater experience at home, I am not a multimillionaire. You're a fucking idiot if you think you need to be the wealthy elite to have that.

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    12. Re: Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been in a couple of theaters lately where the sound system obviously has a blown out sub bass driver and you can hear it rattling to shit every time there's an explosion. Yeah, that's what I paid $20 for.

    13. Re: Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have several rooms like that in my estate, I had one fit as a theater, and my butler brings me pop-corn. That's what I call home cinema... and when I want to watch a movie alone, with my friends or a lady, I don't have to spend a penny.

    14. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. They just need to shit can the whole theater thing. It's had its day and now it needs to go away.

      What? Some small segment of the population WANTS to pay $30 to see a movie in a smelly, noisy theater? To sit in a seat that's had God only know what on it, to eat bad, vastly overpriced food with dirty hands that they've had to drag over those same filthy seats?

      Wow! If I did that I'd want something I CAN'T GET AT HOME, but unless it's live theater or music or sports, I can't think of what I'd like to spend that much money on in a public place.

      For those who still want theaters there will still be some around. No doubt by the 2030's those theaters will just exist to show copies of what's available on Netflix only on a larger screen. Pointless and expensive, but then I never understood the Cadillac Escalade either.

    15. Re:Here's an idea by Dupedupeshakur · · Score: 1

      I like those theaters, and I will continue to go to those more often until my child is old enough to start attending movies. Then my priorities would point towards a more family friendly experience. That's why I think there needs to be more thought in the attending audience at theaters, and the ability to cater to different segments that have similar things in common.

    16. Re:Here's an idea by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I know that an Alamo near me has special Saturday screenings for children. Basically you can bring your child and they can be as loud as they want because the whole screening is just for children.

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    17. Re:Here's an idea by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      How about private rooms? You get your own room, can pick from X number of movies, can pick your start time and you get your own server for refreshments?

      Then again, my apartment already offers that which is probably why I don't go to theaters anymore. I have enough entertainment options available that I have no need to see movies as soon as they're released. If I could pay to watch a new movie from home I would do so, otherwise I can wait to watch on Netflix, or Amazon Video, or for the DVD/Blu-Ray to be released.

    18. Re:Here's an idea by Dupedupeshakur · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's why I think it has to have some sort of local/community/social connection. I'm not sure that would convince me, but it's more than they have going on right now.

  17. Perhaps make some original movies, then? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    How about writing some new stories, instead of remaking movies?

    But really, people want to see movies in the comfort of their own home, not be ripped off for popcorn. Deal with it.

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    1. Re:Perhaps make some original movies, then? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      How about writing some new stories, instead of remaking movies?

      Yeah, I mean, "Dunkirk?" It's just a remake of something that happened 70-something years ago.

      Hey, Nolan! Do something original!

    2. Re:Perhaps make some original movies, then? by chispito · · Score: 1

      How about writing some new stories, instead of remaking movies?

      But really, people want to see movies in the comfort of their own home, not be ripped off for popcorn. Deal with it.

      Memento, Interstellar, Inception. These were not original? And as for Sophia Coppola, do you even know what kinds of movies she makes?

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    3. Re:Perhaps make some original movies, then? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      And as for Sophia Coppola, do you even know what kinds of movies she makes?

      Err, remakes?

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    4. Re:Perhaps make some original movies, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about writing some new stories, instead of remaking movies?

      But really, people want to see movies in the comfort of their own home, not be ripped off for popcorn. Deal with it.

      Memento, Interstellar, Inception. These were not original? And as for Sophia Coppola, do you even know what kinds of movies she makes?

      Memento: Released September 5th, 2000 - roughly 17 years ago (great movie, loved the DVD easter-egg alternate timeline... that wasn't available in the theater)
      Inception: Released July 8th, 2010, roughly 7 years ago (great movie period)
      Interstellar: Released October 17th, 2014 - roughly 2.5 years ago (great movie for a hard core sci-fi fan, especially the relativisticaly accurate special effects, not that great of a story)

      Things have changed and those were rare movies even in their respective times. Memento did not need a theater experience. Inception and Interstellar, arguably, could have been more theater worthy due to the awesome and tasteful special effects. Another hard core sci fi film is Primer - released October 8th, 2004. Totally no need for anything special with that one - anything requiring a theater experience (special effects) would have detracted from the film.

      It's all subjective isn't it?

  18. Lost words by ausekilis · · Score: 2

    "This is a story that needs to carry you through the suspenseful situation, and make you feel like you are there, and the only way to do that is through theatrical distribution," Nolan told the audience.

    That may have been true some 10-15 years ago when average TV sizes were still pretty small and home theater setups were prohibitively expensive. But now I can get a 60" TV for $400, and a HTIB for ~$300. That used to be the price of just a TV, and a small one at that.

    Last time I went to the theater (last weekend) I had an obnoxious kid talking on one side of me, and another kicking my seat. I think I'll manage with my big screen, surround sound, and a beer in one hand.

  19. Sure christopher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As soon as they stop charging so much. Let's be real here - this has nothing to do with "the way they're meant to be seen" and everything to do with "the ridiculous amount of money I make".

  20. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's like saying bath salts are only meant to be used while taking a bath.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with using bath salts while you're bathing?

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  21. See paintings in a cave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...where they were meant to be seen.

  22. I'll watch Dunkirk in theaters, sure by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    That's a movie I actually will watch in theaters, just because it looks to be a film that benefits from the big screen experience. I'm willing to pay to see large-scale films that take advantage of every inch of the screen and benefit from having big speakers...but tickets here are less than $5 for a regular screening and around $8 for an IMAX screening, so I can afford to do that easily. Were I paying as much for tickets as others mention they pay, my large, high-def TV with surround audio would have to suffice.

    Of course, the vast majority of films are little more than "junk food" media. They don't push boundaries or improve significantly when viewed with a bigger screen and better audio, so the theater experience is wasted on them. I'll wait for those to come to Netflix or RedBox before watching them, assuming I watch them at all.

  23. Gouging by kuzb · · Score: 1

    As long as theatres feel that "making up the difference" means overcharging their remaining customers, they'll continue to lose their following.

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  24. Maybe if it wasnt so expensive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's cool, but maybe if it didn't cost me around $90 to go to the movie with my wife and two kids ($16ea for adult, $13ea for kids) plus 1large($7.50) and 1medium($5) popcorn, medium drinks x4 ($4ea) then if we feel like having a sugary treat add another $3 for each of those.

    Or...we could stay home and watch a movie on Netflix and pay $10 for the WHOLE month, unlimited views, and we can devour that 15pack of Act2 Popcorn over the course of the month that cost like $8 to buy.

    So yeah, $90 for a night, or $18 for a month...

  25. I was just about to cancel Netflix! by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

    Really, I was just about to cancel. But now I'm keeping Netflix for sure. When are the entitled Hollywood types going to realize that they are not in a position to ask for charity? Nolan, Coppola_ go back to work making content. You have no influence over where that content will be consumed. When I feel like going out and getting popcorn with friends or family, I'll go to the theater. I may or may not pay to see a first run movie when I do so. I may go to the cheap theater or a rivival house too. Nothing has changed. You two, though, Nolan and Coppola---you're TERRIBLE popcorn salespeople. Theater owners take note. Next year, talk about how the popcorn is better than microwave.

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  26. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, um, you want me to not view the movie in my preferre environment away from loud children, sweaty smelling people, people talking/texting, sticky floors, small uncomfortable seats, etc and pay more for it, just because you want more royalties. No, thank you, you don't need another expensive sports car quite that much.

  27. Sorry, not happening by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    Me and my wife have different tastes in movies, so we can rarely find one that we can both agree to go watch in theaters. If we do go to a theater to see a movie, we go to one of the new types of theaters that serve food and drinks at the seats, which means it's an easy $40-50. I'm already paying for premium movies channels on cable, have access to Netflix, and there are Redboxes all over the place we can use too. There is simply no incentive in most cases to see a movie in theaters anymore.

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  28. Yes but by Artem+S.+Tashkinov · · Score: 1
    What about people who are
    • champing
    • giggling
    • talking on their phones
    • walking to take a piss
    • smelling dirty

    What about being unable to

    • pause the movie
    • rewind the movie
    • put the movie on slow mo (since too many directors love close shaky cam)

    I still prefer to watch movies in the comfort of my home while nothing and no one are distracting me from them.

    1. Re:Yes but by Xoltri · · Score: 1

      I don't know what champing is, but I agree with all of your points. We went to see a kids movie recently, and this very heavy person sat in front of us, who had the most outrageous body odor I have ever smelled. I felt like Agent Smith in The Matrix: "It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here."

      Damn it was terrible. It got in my nose and I could smell it when I got home still. When it comes to movies, I'm like I'm the most interesting man in the world. I don't often watch movies, but when I do, I prefer to do it at home.

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  29. Dear Chris & Sophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    build me a clean theater, that is allergy friendly, or stop living in roaring 20's or the shunning 1600's or whatver...

  30. I disagree... by stms · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else noticed how bad the sound-mixing is in Nolan's films when in theaters. You can barely hear what the actors are saying. It was like this for Dark Knight Rises and Interstellar. I did some research on it and apparently its a creative choice. Nolan is one of the only directors that could still get me to go to the cinema anymore. But if the sound mix for Dunkirk is terrible, I'll be waiting to see it on Netflix. I have a home theater set up that's comparable to a full theater anyways.

    1. Re:I disagree... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Funny, I thought it was because of small-arms fire.

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  31. And I would go to a theater to.... by Zurkeyon3733 · · Score: 0

    A. Get Shot B. Get Annoyed C. Get Robbed D. Get Disappointed E. Get Diarrhea from the Hot Dog Thanks, but no thanks... :-D

    1. Re:And I would go to a theater to.... by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Is your world really that scary? How do you manage to get out of bed in the morning?

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  32. Worse than Planes by Luthair · · Score: 1

    I live 5-minutes from a major theatre, I go once every few years. Even if you can get a seat in a decent viewing position you're still stuck with an uncomfortable seat. At 6'1" I'm tall, but normal tall and yet the only way I fit in seats is to cross my shins.

    Insult to injury, a single ticket is ballpark of a blueray and much more expensive than renting.

  33. Adapt or die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not how it works. the movie industry needs to adapt to a changing world. You can't simply ask the audience to NOT do things in ways they would prefer to do them to preserve the status quo. I mean, you can.. assuming you want to go the way of blockbuster.

    1. Re:Adapt or die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So much this. How many times did the **AAs try to tell us to not pirate so they could keep their business model, yet the only significant reductions in piracy didn't come until things like Netflix and LastFM became popular, and they succeed because they had many of the features of piracy that people wanted. Easy access to a lot of content without breaking the bank. People will do what they want and and asking nicely won't change that. Adapt to their wants or die.

  34. Please watch in the most expensive format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please please watch in the most expensive format for the viewer that also gives us the most share of the profits.

    G E T F U C K E D

    coming this summer.

  35. Chris, Sofia...No by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    Design them to be seen on my TV, I have no interest in theaters. kthxbai

  36. Christopher who? Sofia who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that Hollywood personalities suddenly think people should care about their opinions as if they were scholars?

  37. Ironic venue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Beguiled, a remake of the Clint Eastwood civil war drama"

    I actually do go see movies in a theater relatively often, but I prefer to spend that money and effort when the movie in question is an original work that I think will be worth it, as opposed to endless remakes and comic character sequels...

  38. Send me the $12.95 by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    and the $30 for pop and popcorn and I'll go watch it.

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  39. Counteroffer by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1

    I will see more movies in the theater if Hollywood makes movies that are worth paying $10 to see once. Frankly, in the last year, there haven't been a lot of those. Rogue One

    and Get Out are the only ones that come to mind.

    Otherwise, my wife and I can watch Netflix or Amazon Prime on our big screen TV, in our pajamas, and have a more comfortable experience. Plus my homemade popcorn recipe is cheaper and tastes better than theater popcorn.

    1. Re:Counteroffer by TWX · · Score: 1

      And you can eat something other than popcorn, and you can pause the movie if you need to, and back it up if you missed dialogue that was really important, or if a scene was particularly awesome you can rewind and replay it to just watch it again.

      I've had a video projector in one form or another for sixteen years, current model is an Epson 1080p model, works great. 100" screen that I'm sitting about fifteen feet from.

      As for the "theatre-going experience", the only movie that I've really enjoyed the experience with the rest of the random audience is one that has played every Saturday night since 1975.

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    2. Re:Counteroffer by LordNicholas · · Score: 1

      Plus my homemade popcorn recipe is cheaper and tastes better than theater popcorn.

      Okay well don't leave us hanging, are you willing to share it?

    3. Re:Counteroffer by sconeu · · Score: 1

      I assume that you are talking about a "late night, double feature, picture show"

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    4. Re:Counteroffer by TWX · · Score: 1

      Yep, from the back row.

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    5. Re:Counteroffer by sconeu · · Score: 1

      By RKO?

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    6. Re:Counteroffer by TWX · · Score: 1

      Ooooh ooooooooh oh-oh-oooooh....

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    7. Re: Counteroffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the person claiming to have a great recipe, but here's a few. I assume you can make popcorn on your own:

      Salt, lime juice, splash of tequila blanco, crushed red pepper.

      Soy sauce, furikake, sesame oil, powdered ginger.

      Butter, Cajun spice blend, salt (if not already in the spice blend).

      Enjoy!

  40. OTOH by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    First of all, yes you can have a big screen, surround sound, and a beer at home. But, you can have all those, plus a wide,comfy leatherish recliner, reserved seating, at modern theatres. Yes, my local multiplex has a full bar and even a kitchen that makes reasonably edible sandwiches.

    But here's the difference: once you're in the theatre, you respect the movie. You don't pause it to take a whiz, or answer a text from a friend (I hope!), etc. So there is something to be said for being in a theatre and giving your full attention to the movie.

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    1. Re:OTOH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I give a movie my full attention when I watch at home. Phone volume is off, lights are dim, and the only time I would stop to use the restroom would be the same as if in a theatre and could not hold it longer. The difference is that I can pause if a really can't wait. Also, I can always give a movie my full attention at home, In the theatre, there are many variables that can take my attention away from the movie.

      Maybe if everyone else in the theatre respected the movie, the experience would be better.

    2. Re:OTOH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But here's the difference: once you're in the theatre, you respect the movie. You don't pause it to take a whiz, or answer a text from a friend (I hope!), etc. So there is something to be said for being in a theatre and giving your full attention to the movie.

      You aren't talking about respecting the movie - if you want to do that you can do that at home as well. You are talking about respecting the other members of the viewing audience.

      In the theater, you respect the audience just like you do at home. The movie/performance/performer/writer/actor isn't an object of respect, it is just entertainment. Pay the entertainment respect if you like but there is no obligation. You ARE obligated to pay the other members of the audience if you expect the same in return.

  41. Yes but no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, I feel for the pain of low-budget but good movies and all the effort that goes into making these. But this industry is getting (has been) ruined by big budget marketing, sky high salaries, excessive prices of movie tickets, liberal movie goers, discriminatory political egos of actors and others, etc, etc.

    I choose to not participate with my money. In fact, I choose to download for "free". I don't even care about Netflix. Hollywood and the movie industry mean nothing to me.

  42. They can't understand by ITRambo · · Score: 1

    A Hollywood movie experience is not the same one as your typical sticky-floor cinema. When the stars attend a showing, it's an event where people go to watch it. No slobs are present and the place is likely immaculate. That's a lot like my home Netflix based movie watching. Thanks for your suggestion anyway.

  43. Nonsense by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    The theatrical experience is no longer so much better than that you can get at home. With big TV screens and sound systems available at prices that the vast majority of the population can afford, the theatrical experience is not that compelling any more. Sure, the sound is louder, but that is it. Theaters should start providing something else that you cannot easily get at home - and I say "else" because couples have been using the advantages of the theaters for generations. When it comes to just watching movies, the theater is not that compelling any longer.

    1. Re:Nonsense by jason777 · · Score: 1

      The sound is not louder. Rarely have I experienced a movie theater with reference level sound. In fact, My home theater with a 8 inch sub sounds louder.

  44. I'll decide for myself thanks by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Christopher Nolan and Sofia Coppola have urged audiences to see their films in the cinema at a time when the movie industry is reckoning with the growing popularity of video on demand and streaming platforms such as Netflix and Amazon.

    Translation: We're in charge of the current situation and if it changes we'll have less control.

    Boo-hoo. Not my problem.

    "This is a story that needs to carry you through the suspenseful situation, and make you feel like you are there, and the only way to do that is through theatrical distribution"

    Bullshit. Maybe that's the only way it works for him but I can decide for myself what the best way for me to view a particular movie is. Sometimes that's the theater but I have a large 4K screen at home with a good sound system too. For me I enjoy going to the theater but more as a social outing than for any practical movie going reason. It's certainly not convenient to go. The best theaters offer amenities I cannot get at home and that might be more than just the movie. If I can replicate the experience to a good approximation in my house why would I bother going to a theater and paying a lot of money? Big screen? Got it. Popcorn? Check. Dark room? No problem. Good sound? Probably better than most theaters. What is he really offering me that I don't already have? Give me something more if you want me to make the extra effort to go to a theater.

    "I am depending and relying on all of you to try to present this film in the best way possible."

    Whose definition of best? The only one I care about is mine. If our opinions of "best" happen to match then fine but I'm not worried about what the director wants. I'll enjoy art on my terms, not someone elses.

    1. Re:I'll decide for myself thanks by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If I can replicate the experience to a good approximation in my house why would I bother going to a theater and paying a lot of money? Big screen? Got it. Popcorn? Check. Dark room? No problem. Good sound? Probably better than most theaters. What is he really offering me that I don't already have? Give me something more if you want me to make the extra effort to go to a theater.

      Oh please, you're ridiculous. Theaters offer many valuable features you simply cannot easily get at home. Here's a few:

      * teenagers using cellphones
      * screaming kids (esp. in R-rated movies)
      * people talking about the movie
      * people talking *to* the movie
      * arguments between patrons
      * patrons shooting each other

      Going to a movie at a theater isn't about technical specs, it's about the people there, who you get to have a shared viewing experience with. That's what's so special about going to a theater, and why you can't replicate it at home. At home, it's just a dry, inhuman experience with only you there alone, or maybe 1 or 2 other people. At a theater, you have a whole room full of wonderful people to share that experience with, along with all the other great things that come with being around other humans, including the talking, screaming kids, use of cellphones with bright screens, and shootings.

  45. No, thanks. by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

    I urge directors to buy my ticket if they're so concerned about me seeing their films in the theater.

  46. Just watched IMAX 3D of Ghost in the Shell by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Last night I watched the IMAX 3D of Ghost in the Shell, does that count?

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  47. Fix the movie theatres. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Popcorn should be 2 bucks. Half the showings of films which are not specifically targeted to children should be adults only. At some times the theaters should serve beer. Cell phone rule violators should get a lifetime theater ban.

    And - most importantly - you DO NOT show commercials for anything beyond 2 or 3 movie trailers after the official start time (Might be more of Canadian problem with the One True Monopoly theater chain).

  48. Never giving a cent to a Nolan film again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this guy defending the corrupt middleman who screws both movie producers and movie consumers? I'm happy paying for people to make films, but I'm not happy paying a middleman who adds no value.

  49. Kids by phorm · · Score: 1

    Hey Christian/Sofia,

    Are you volunteering to babysit my kid, then?

    1. Re: Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bring it to the theatre, one more won't make much difference...

  50. There's many reasons not to see in a theater by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    It is practical to enjoy the cinema experience at home more than it has been in the past. TVs are better. Sound systems are better and relatively inexpensive. Delivery systems are better. Sure Netflix might not have the movie but I can rent it from Amazon or Apple or cable. Then it's also way more convenient. I can see a movie starting at 1 am with 7 buckets of popcorn. There are no screaming children or obnoxious other patrons.

    Of course, I will see a movie in the theater, but I usually pick movie chains that offer beer and food and better quality seats.

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  51. Modern Entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ala Mr Pickles...

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WNawiuhSUU

    notice it is paced at the rate of heroine and meth.

  52. Or put another way... by pr0t0 · · Score: 1

    Fans urge Christopher Nolan and Sofia Coppola to make Netflix their primary distribution model.

    There are plenty of fantastic, high-quality, engaging stories being told in long and short form through Netflix. Challenge yourselves to do the same with your story-telling.

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  53. Erm... by RJFerret · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...then remove ads at theaters, I'm not paying to watch ads.

    ...then lower the volume at theaters, I'm not paying to have my hearing damaged or remember to bring earplugs and their discomfort.

    ...then offer a pause button, I'm not paying to miss parts because of assorted reasons.

    ...then bring the theater closer to me, I'm not paying gas and an additional hour of time round trip to travel there.

    ...then create a new story, I'm not paying for another version of the seven basic plots I've already seen.

    Note, I already only attend matinées at reduced rates, so consider that in terms of what I'm willing to pay already.

    (I've thankfully not been bothered by other rude patrons, and find films often enhanced by shared reactions, but for many people you'd have to eliminate the audience too.)

    Music has changed to reduce the deeper tones not resolved in tiny earbud headphones, as fewer listen via speakers nowadays, perhaps movies should likewise adapt to how they are consumed?

    1. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...then lower the volume at theaters, I'm not paying to have my hearing damaged or remember to bring earplugs and their discomfort.

      As someone with tinnitus and other hearing damage, this reason alone is enough to keep me away. Hearing damage makes it harder for me to hear voices. But, theaters are always blasting the sound effects and the dialog is too low. At home, I can change the DSP settings to my liking for my comfort.

    2. Re:Erm... by Baleet · · Score: 1

      The only place I go to the movies is Alamo Drafthouse. No kids. No talking. Food and drink. And no ads! Paying money and going out for the privilege of sitting there and getting bombarded by commercials I could have seen at home for free is a damned insult.

    3. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note, I already only attend matines at reduced rates, so consider that in terms of what I'm willing to pay already.

      (I've thankfully not been bothered by other rude patrons, and find films often enhanced by shared reactions, but for many people you'd have to eliminate the audience too.)

      My wife and I typically do early Sunday or Tuesday evenings (the cheap ticket times) but recently I went on a Saturday night for the first time in years. It was a totally different experience. Cellphones out all over the place, selfies being taken with flashes...madness. Never doing that again.

  54. Riiight by DewDude · · Score: 1

    You want me to soend $20 on a ticket to see a movie once with a bunch of people...most of whom dont know how to behave in public. You want me to pay out the butt for a beverage and snack. Screw that. I'll wait till it comes on HBO or something...where I can eat affordable food...pause when I need to pee...and enjoy the movie by myself on a 70" screen with 9.2 sound thats at a volume other than "goodbye eardrums"

  55. I don't give a fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about what those rich cunts say.

  56. No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't been to the theater in almost my entire adult life (maybe twenty years, now). The theater offers pretty much nothing I can't get at home. Also, I've seen Sofia Copalas films . . . if I went through the time and effort and trouble and cash to see one of her films in the theater, I would be pretty fucking pissed.

  57. deal by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

    You keep making films like The Dark Knight and Interstellar, and I'll keep watching them in the theater! I really enjoyed watching Interstellar in 3D.

    Memento, The Prestige, Inception... all good films imho, but I'm not sure what the theater would add. I regret going to the theater for The Dark Knight Rises. Actually Inception was interesting in the theater, but it just wasn't the movie I thought it was going to be.

    I'll bet Inception would be really good in a cannabis club with a theater room. There's an idea for those of you out there in Denver.

  58. I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can sit at home with no pants watching movies on Netflix and it's way cheaper. There are only a very, very small number of films worth seeing in theaters and those are generally those worth seeing in 3D IMAX. My TV is good enough for 90% of movies. Hell, my iPad is good enough for 90% of movies.

    1. Re: I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But just think, you could go to the movie theater with no pants on too. Who knows what could happen?

  59. It's about the experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If cheaters edit the experience to make it a thing, they will win. Go to an iPic theatre sometime. It almost does not matter what movie is playing, the experience is a thing.

  60. Smart by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I'm fairly sure the National Association of Theatre Owners have not been putting 2% of their budget towards defense spending.

    That would make them smart.

  61. Ha! Hahahaha! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Oh ... oh my goodness ... ok, this was great, really.

    Didn't know Nolan and Coppola are doing comedies. Some more killer gags like this and they could really revive the genre.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  62. Nope. Not goin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    25 minutes of previews? Nope. Volume turned to 11? Nope.

  63. Choices by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Lets see, I could spend an obscene amount for the ticket, sit through 30 minutes of ads + 15 of more ads for upcoming movies, pay another obscene amount for stale popcorn and flat coke, sit in front of that person who talks on the phone while crunching loud chip, and have to rush to the bathroom, elbowing people out of the way and find that I missed the best part of the movie.

    Or I could sit in my living room, no tickets, no ads, food of my choice that I've already paid for, the only one crunching chips is me, and I can pause when I have to pee and not miss a thing.

    Tough choice!

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  64. Blacksmith urge by Revek · · Score: 1

    People to ride a horse instead of the automobile.

  65. Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Id rather go to the arcade, oh wait...

  66. Um... by fieldstone · · Score: 1

    If filmmakers think watching a movie in a theater is somehow analogous to seeing a live stage play, they are even more out-of-touch than I thought.

    It's called a "home theater" for a reason. I've got ~87 high-def inches of projector screen that takes up my entire field of view, and speakers that I like just as much. Unless I have a burning need for 4K, which I don't, there is literally no reason to go to a theater except timing.

  67. Or...How About... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fans urge Christopher Nolan to create movies on Netflix so we can watch them at home in whatever way we prefer which may include a big screen with surround sound.

  68. Get the clowns out of the theater then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously.

    I enjoy going to the theater, but I do not enjoy the numbskulls who are constantly looking at the smart phones or recording peep-shots of the screen with it.

  69. Reminds me of Metallica vs Napster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Resistance is futile, besides ...
    Netflix is not the enemy. they do leave some space for the cinema experience by releasing only old movies and original series.

    They should worry more about people taking cameras to the cinema to upload the films to torrent sites,

  70. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are those two fucks again? Suck my dick; theaters suck.

  71. PSVR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sony recently updated their Playstation Virtual Reality headset to play Blueray in 3d. It's awesome, and even watching 2d movies is like being in an IMAX theatre close enough to the screen that you have to turn your head a bit to focus on the left and right edges of the screen. All the plusses of the theatre experience with none of the downsides.

  72. Not happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the price of 2 tickets (and often less) I can buy the DVD, the price of going to the cinema has become too expensive.

    Thing is I can watch the DVD as many times as I like, I can watch them with my grandkids as many times as I like.

    Good movies has a great story line and that story shines through no matter the screen size, bad movies that put all the effort into wowing the audience with special effects are not worth spending the money on.

    And my DVD, I can pause when I need to make a trip to the small room, I can rewind if I miss something, and it fit movie is CRAP I can always sell it to someone else and recoup some of my money.

    Oh and most importantly, I can have the sound at a volume which does not try and make me deaf.

    Cinema....bah... for the uncomfortable seats, the stranger coughing, kids talking, babies crying, too loud sound system, for the pay for car parking, etc etc etc the cinema needs to be 1/2 the price I get currently would have to pay.

  73. who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...

  74. RedBox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I skip the theatre, but I wait for RedBox instead of Netflix. RedBox generally gets the movies before Netflix, and many movies seem to not make it to Netflix.

  75. Really cut the cord! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't watch it at all. Get a library card.

  76. The home theater by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    135" screen, 5.1 surround, theater style reclining chairs for 4 people, cheap refreshments, non-sticky floor, ability to pause or replay certain scenes..


    or I pay $40-$50 and the only advantage is a bigger screen with a better sound system.

    I will still go to a movie theater once or twice a year, normally as a reward for my young son for doing well at something.. I don't mind waiting a year to see new movies courtesy of Netflix, amazon prime, or just buying the disc. Big Star Wars fan, still haven't seen the latest movie.

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  77. And for the hearing-challenged, what, please? by sehlat · · Score: 1

    Every subtitle system in the theaters forces the viewer to switch between two distances: the screen and the subtitle screen, which is MUCH closer to the viewer.

    I don't have to put up with that for DVDs and I see no reason to fry my eye muscles trying to figure out WTF a character I can barely hear just said.

  78. Stop eating food in theatres then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do theatres sell popcorn, nachos, bags that crackle? Why do people give a small child a litre of fizzy pop? Put a litre of pop in a kid and it WILL need to go to the bathroom at least once during the performance, meaning that it's mother or father and it will have to squeeze past the entire row.
    Let's not get started on the idiots who NEED to use their massive smartphones with insanely bright lights.
    And why do I pay a premium to sit in front of a 30 minute ad roll?

  79. I do when I can... by chispito · · Score: 1

    I do go to the theater when I can. But for the other 95% of films I see for the first time, I can't afford the time, ticket, and babysitting.

    I think from living in the LA area, I've absorbed some of the film connoisseur mentality, so I'm right there with them. The first time I saw Interstellar was at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood and the experience completely affected my appreciation of the film. But for the vast majority of films, I'm either going to see it on our 37" living room budget TV after my kids go to sleep, or not at all.

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  80. Aww! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just lost a fan. Shame, that is! Guess that's one person who won't be watching/paying for it anywhere. Great idea, though! Psh.

  81. Remakes of remakes of sequels to remakes by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    If Hollowood would get some ... oh, I don't know... *NEW IDEAS*... yeah, silly thought there, what am I thinking? ... maybe I'd be a bit more inclined to subject myself to their product?

    Of the three movies they were touting in TFA, two were remakes.

    There's very little of their output that I'd consent to waste what's left of my dwindling lifespan on if it were free.

    ("Hollowood" was a typo, but I decided to keep it. Pretty much says it all.)

  82. Nolan's movies. sure. by Misagon · · Score: 1

    Christopher Nolan is IMHO one of the few filmmakers who still makes movies the proper way - with film, in regular old 2D cinemascope and uses the whole image, with good cinematrography. Each movie I have seen of Nolan's has been both a visual treat, an immersion into a very special world and sometimes thought-provoking. They have made me think about the movie experience for days afterwards.

    But most of the movies these days are cookie-cutter action/comedy "popcorn" movies, and always with 3D glasses that provide worse image quality than even a regular DVD on a 27" TV.

    You already had me, Nolan. But you can't persuade me to go to the theatre to see something else than your own.

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    "We mustn't be caught by surprise by our own advancing technology" -- Aldous Huxley
  83. Better yet, do what I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the Bible aloud to a circle of eager little African children covered in flies and dying of hunger while I fill their hearts and mine with virtue. You can *have* your movies and trashy novels!

  84. I'd rather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch every movie from a shaky pirated cam copy with out of sync sound and Asian subtitles than enter a fucking theater ever again...

  85. Think about it this way by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ONE MONTH'S service on Netflix is the same cost as ONE MOVIE TICKET.

    Really, you think there's a compelling argument to get us to go into theaters Chris?

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    -Styopa
  86. No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to go to the theaters when I was a kid with my father. At the time $10 got us two seats, two medium popcorns, and two medium sodas. The last time my father and I went it was double that before he died. These days I hear $20 barely gets one person in and the food. Throw on the fact that the theaters have annoying people in them, traffic, crowds, and travel expenses and I'd rather stay at home.

    Maybe if theaters were cheap sources of good entertainment like in the past I'd go. Today, forget it. I'll wait for the DVD or at some point I guess Netflix if I ever decide to go that route.

  87. Reason for comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this because they get more money from theaters vs netflix?

  88. New creative challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't you just take this as an evolving art form and adjust the way you do post-production to cater to this new environment?

    I mean, this shift opens up the realm for something like HTC Vive capable movies where you are a first person movable viewer of the film.

  89. No - sell me what I want when I want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I will not go to the theater except for a few films. I have so many forms of entertainment. I don't need movies. They're just filler for when I'm bored with other entertainment. I have a Tivo, and I watch things when I want to, and without having to deal with other rude people around me.

    I highly suggest you reevaluate your business model and sell direct streaming at home on day 1, or at least day 14. Let me watch where and when I want to watch.

  90. The film may be intended for a big screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the experience of going to the cinema has become a punishingly awful experience barn-like, characterless spaces, herded through by indifferent (or even hostile) staff, suffering through 30-40 minutes of advertising (!!!), overloud sound, and surprisingly frequent poor screen quality. Do I want to pay for that? Not really – watching at home is for more enjoyable.

  91. You mean.. by anomaly256 · · Score: 1

    ..those filthy places that smell like urine, have sticky floors, crap all over the screens, surround you with obnoxious people on all sides, and then charge you a small fortune for this terrible experience? Hahaha f*** off. Let them die.

    (Had to vent.)

  92. Netflix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who said Nextlix? I watch all my movies at home from downloaded torrents.

  93. Echoes From the Past by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    When cable TV started up the theater industry fought tooth and nail to stop cable. The movie houses argued that cable would destroy the theater industry. And it was true. Cable did knock the theaters on their rumps and the movies houses are not what they used to be at all. And it is true that some movies may have a greater emotional impact if viewed in a theater. None the less cable won out big time. Now we have a situation in which Netflix and others are hammering the cable industry. Streaming will beat cable and become the norm. But there is a hidden weapon that gives cable too much power. Cable is also a huge internet provider and their data caps apply to streaming but not their own channels as streaming is considered as a data service. Cable carriers have an unfair advantage. One cure is to have multiple cable lines into every home so that carriers would be forced to compete instead of having a monopoly on your service.

  94. Meanwhile other forward looking Directors... by williamyf · · Score: 1

    ... will begin to use digital Cameras, digital editing, and produce Netflix-front-and-center typw of films (not that they will not release in cinemas, DVD and Blue-Ray, mind you).

    So the movie will be produced first and foremost to play to Netflix (and other streaming services) strenghts and limitations, and all the other forms of distribution will be an accesory revenue.

    In 10 or so years, well check back to see who's making better, financially speaking.

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  95. Doable, reasonable versions of this can be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd give ANYTHING for a realistic form of this.

    Lower section at the front for all the loud plebs. All flat seats. Upper section totally blocked off from below. Noise cancelling wall overhang that doesn't obstruct the view of the people above or below.
    Either that or at the sides and have a noise cancelling wall between the aisles.
    Both of these are workable. Would be similar to a typical theatre layout. Actual theatre, not cinema.
    Upper seats for master race quiet, honourable people that would sacrifice their lives for your right to watch a film together in the harmony it deserves.
    Conditions for entry to the upper seats?
    "No children, teens or socially broken? Go right through kind soul. Enjoy the experience."
    "What's that in your hand? Oh, you have an iPhone? Too bad. TO THE CRYSTAL DOME WITH YOU!"
    Some of the screens at a cinema me and friends go to actually does semi-have the flat-floor method at the front and the diagonally staggered seats at back as you would expect.
    There are also those fine-dining cinemas that I have seen going around where you get your own little booths and "decent food" instead of snacks and fast food. Sound proofing can definitely be done to great effect.

    Still though, a bunch of us go to the cinema very regularly, and we basically never have any problems.
    There's been uhh... 3 times where there was some loud cunts, or 2 with children, out of ooooh, probably around the hundred mark by now. (in the past 7 years)
    No sticky floors. No huge delays. Sure tickets are fairly expensive, but that's why you get unlimited which even I don't and I'm objectively poor as fuck, I just don't waste as much money on other stupid shit like 90% of people do*.
    I probably should get one since there's a bunch of films we intend seeing this year at least 2.3~ times a month for this year, which pays for itself already.
    Food's reasonable prices, what you'd expect on an average day out at any reasonable eatery that isn't generic fast food.
    Half the time we also just take food in with us anyway. They don't really care much.
    This in the UK, the Cineworld chain at that. Generally they seem to be vastly superior to Odeon which we used to frequent. We deliberately drive 30 minutes when there is Odeon 3 minutes drive away friend friends house, simply because of that difference. (and the fact there's loads of good places to eat and stores to visit, you know being at a huge retail park... shh)

    * Tl;dr of that is I suffered chronic illness mid-college software dev course, which was merely for certification purposes, i literally knew 80% of the damn course, more so than the lecturers did which was hilarious. I do miss them though. College was fun. A few of us at class and the lecturers always ate together at this nearby family-run restaurant.
    10 years later, I seemed to have cured myself of it and finally getting my disaster of a life back on track. Hurray!
    I very rarely ever went near subscriptions unless it was absolutely better at least >%60% of the time. No MMO games, no mobile phone, no cable / satellite, or magazines or any other noise. There's enough ad and straight free content out there as it is!
    If I couldn't find myself using that subscriptions product over that 60%, it simply wasn't worth it IMO. I would still maintain that even if I was rich.
    I'd also be one of those people that made free content for others to enjoy purely for the love of said content, not profit. (which I do now - with drawing, programming and learning - despite being a poor bastard)

  96. Re:Rome always burns in the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liar. You watch movies. You don't know how they treat people. And they've never done a thing to harm your religion. You have never been a victim, you're just pretending to be one because you mistakenly think it justifies your shrieking drama-queenery.

  97. oh yea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yea. Those poor rich uneducated, high-school grad-u-ates, and drop-outs need the money so badly.

  98. Sunday Matinee (week 3) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may just be where we live, but going to Sunday morning first show, or even early matinee 2 to 3 weeks after a movie is out seems to be the key to avoiding teenagers, and even little ones running around.

    This is the only time the wife and I will go now... Well, at least until the grand babies get big enough to bug us to go, then we'll take them on premier night, or Friday and Saturday nights, feed them plenty of sugar and let them loose... [joking...]

  99. Oh really! by markdavis · · Score: 1

    >"This is a story that needs to carry you through the suspenseful situation, and make you feel like you are there, and the only way to do that is through theatrical distribution,"

    Oh really!

    So, I can sit in my darkened greatroom, and watch my high-end 75" 4K TV from my high-end electric lazy-boy chair, listening to my high-end, perfectly balanced and tuned surround system... and that is somehow inferior to a "theatrical distribution"??

    * No extra noise through the entire movie
    * Better sound than I have EVER had at any theater
    * Correct volume level so I don't have to wear earplugs
    * No people waving phones or making other visual distractions
    * Nobody tapping or kicking my chair or sending vibrations through connected chairs
    * Seated perfectly in the center of the screen, every time
    * Perfect ambient temperature
    * Ability to pause and do something else IF WANTED
    * No having to drive anywhere or wait in any lines
    * No 20 minutes of "previews" and commercials.

    1. Re:Oh really! by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      I came here to say exactly this! Nolan underestimates how many people have a far superior experience at home. I know not everybody does, but many people do. For my part I used to have a dedicated theater in my home with 177" diagonal projection screen, tiered reclining leather seats, and 7.1 surround (at the time it was the best you could get). I can have a far superior experience without all the trouble. Maybe in the end it would be cheaper to just go to the theater, but let's be honest here, I don't care WHERE my money goes for my experience... only Nolan does.

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    2. Re:Oh really! by markdavis · · Score: 1

      I forgot to add:

      * Am not subjected to smelling nasty perfumes, oils, and BO.

      I *do* enjoy a good theater experience out sometimes, it is just so difficult to get a good experience. Even when I wait a long time for the movie to be in the last few weeks, and go at a time when there are few, if any other people (which eliminates most of the problems) I still have to deal with wearing earplugs because the theaters seem to think:

      1) Nobody knows what correct surround sound is like
      2) Louder is better, of course, right??
      3) Louder drowns out other noise, or so they think

      Even wearing expensive, silicone, musician's earplugs, it is annoying (it still distorts sound).

  100. Theatres suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My home entertainment system has much better video and far far far far far far far far far far far superior audio compared to any theatre I have ever been in.

    Going to the theatre is only an alternative for those people who have 14" TVs and only use the tinny so-called speakers included in it.

    Besides, all the movies are compressed all to ratshit digital garbage that is practically unwatchable (whether in the theatre or not). Since the non-quality is the same, why spend a shitload of money to be immersed in shit sound that is WAY to loud (or way to soft) with digitally torn video, when one can get equal or better (in the audio department, far far better) at home?

  101. Mmmmm Sofia Coppola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Sofia Coppola asked me to stick a tomato up my ass then remove it and eat it, I would probably do it. But I'm never going to a theater again. Ever. They're gross and disgusting and people have no manners. Except for Sofia Coppola. >

  102. Failing Business Model by rlp · · Score: 1

    In other words: Our business model isn't working, therefore our customers must all change their behavior.

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  103. No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the market changes you don't beg your customers to change their behavior back to the way it used to be... you adapt.

  104. Drive In Theaters are/should come back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is 2 drive in theaters near my home town (I'm very lucky in that regard) & several that are 30~45min outside of Nashville's county (all in different directions, so like 2 hours from each other in almost equilateral triangle).

    7.50$ for a single person in a car, (the one does this not the others) 15$ for 2~3 people and 20$ for up to 12 people in a van/bus.

    Even accounting for running my engine to keep the AC on, it only costs me 10~15$ in gas + 15$ for tickets, so that is 30$ to for 2 people to see 2 movies, that is 7.50/movie, plus the viewing experience doesn't have anyone else to both me/us. (I go solo sometimes just to 'get out' and go see some movies)

    Ohh... and food/drink prices are Football game/concession stand prices... not Regal/Carmike/etc. Cimema prices... (aka: reasonable)

  105. Fine make the movie going experience better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can make the picture 4K, have connected bluetooth surround sound, give me unlimited snacks, a private booth with no other people and I still wouldn't go to the theater because I have that at home. The only difference is I have to wait 6 months maybe to see your "movie" about whatever artsy bullshit your peddling today. Oh yeah and I don't have to pay $15 per snack that I want because you make me feel bad that I should be supporting a broken industry that doesn't share profits with anyone.

  106. /www.takethereinsfilm.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A teen girl with depressive disorder is left to the mercy of her mental illness Official movie released by truly talented film director Emma Barrett
    http://butterfly-in-a-tunnel.tumblr.com
    http://www.takethereinsfilm.com

  107. Fuck you by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Fuck Christopher Nolan and Sofia Coppola. They can both kiss my ass. I'll watch what I want, when I want, where I want.

    I don't need some self-important shitbags telling me where I should watch the current crop of shitty movies.

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    Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  108. Fail, Copp's by marcgvky · · Score: 1

    Fail. Market is changing. Change with it.

  109. The premise being that the cinema is better? by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Nah. It fucking isn't.

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    I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
  110. 3D ended the cinema for me by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    I used to go to the movies, but I refuse to watch movies unless they're in their original language and also in 2D. The problem is, I used to have a choice "English or Norwegian" at the theater. Then it became "Norwegian 3D, Norwegian 2D, English 3D". So, I stopped going.

    Now, I simply watch on a 120" projector screen 720p, with somewhat budget surround sound at home. I even bought a little movie theater popcorn machine.

    You know what... I don't mind paying $50 for a new release film if they ever get that going. It's cheaper, cleaner, nicer than going to the movie theater. I would probably watch 8 new releases for every one I see now. I think I went to the movie theater last year... was Suicide Squad last year?

  111. Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No seriously, who are those two?

  112. Amenities...ahem by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Oh please, you're ridiculous. Theaters offer many valuable features you simply cannot easily get at home. Here's a few:
    * teenagers using cellphones
    * screaming kids (esp. in R-rated movies)
    * people talking about the movie
    * people talking *to* the movie
    * arguments between patrons
    * patrons shooting each other

    Don't know where you live but I've been in plenty of homes with ALL of those amenities available.

    That's what's so special about going to a theater, and why you can't replicate it at home. At home, it's just a dry, inhuman experience with only you there alone, or maybe 1 or 2 other people.

    It's only a "dry, inhuman experience" if you make it one. That is 100% within your control.

    At a theater, you have a whole room full of wonderful people to share that experience with, along with all the other great things that come with being around other humans, including the talking, screaming kids, use of cellphones with bright screens, and shootings.

    There is this thing called being social. Try it sometime. Did you know you are actually allowed to invite people over to your home? I know, crazy, right?

    1. Re:Amenities...ahem by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't know where you live but I've been in plenty of homes with ALL of those amenities available.

      Not mine. I live alone and don't have kids. At a theater, you're basically guaranteed to have at least some of these rich cultural experiences.

      It's only a "dry, inhuman experience" if you make it one. That is 100% within your control.

      Now that's just plain factually incorrect. You can't force people to be your friend or come over for movie night. But if you live alone, you can just pay $20 or whatever and go to your local theater and be around lots of wonderful people, making all kinds of noise during the theater (and perhaps even shooting at you if you get really lucky!).

      And even if you do have friends, or even a significant other or spouse, what if they're all quiet people? What if you don't have any friends who like to talk to the movie, or who have some crazy notion that it's somehow rude to bring young children to violent R-rated movies or to text or talk on the phone during a movie? You can go to your local theater and get this ambiance.

      Did you know you are actually allowed to invite people over to your home?

      Yeah, I do that, but the problem is that I don't have any friends with screaming kids who want to make their kids sit through violent movies, nor do my friends talk during or to the movie. They all seem to lack that kind of rich culture, and I don't really know how to find such people as friends. But I can go to the theater and be around such people!

  113. Popcorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only because they will sell less overpriced heated corn and brown bubbled water. PLEASE HELP THEM OUT AND GO TO THE THEATER.

  114. Inheritance? by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1

    The children of old Hollywood seeking to protect their inheritance, nothing more. Not gonna work, the genie's out of the Internet bottle and running amok, killing fossilized and outdated business models all over the place.

  115. we all have cinemas by xaviernj · · Score: 1

    It was worth going to the movie theater before we all had at least a 50 inch TV in our house. Personally, I wait till the movie comes out so I can watch it as often as I like, in the comfort of my own home. For a family of four the tickets are like $50.00, plus snacks..cheaper to buy the movie.

  116. this is not cinema vs netflix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Guardian
    argument presented by the film creators should not be labeled as "cinema vs netflix" but rather something like "cinema vs at home viewing"
    (home theaters with big cinema like setups notwithstanding & i hate you, now invite me over for flick)

    i dont know why the article is pointing at Netflix, other than to chime in on the sensationalized conspiracy about netflix taking over hollywood. The argument for anything other than cinema viewing would include all other sources of non-cinema viewing: all the streaming options available, video rentals, etc. Why they point at only NETFLIX seems like just hype.

    i'm all for cinema-esque viewing, but as others have stated, others in the audience being disrespectful of everyone else wasnt exactly noted by the directors as also a deterrent by how 'its meant to be seen'

    thank you for reading. enjoy a popcorn on me at your next cinema viewing, that you'll have to pay for yourself at an exorbitant price. :)

  117. makes you feel like you are there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose all movie worlds smell of popcorn and have the ubiquitous ruffle of hundreds of snack packets being opened and closed.

    And there's always someone in front of you that you need to struggle to see over, that's when they're not doing stretch exercises in your field of view

  118. Sure, but only if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... you cut the ticket prices and make it so I can buy a small popcorn and soda without having to take out a mortgage.