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Star Trek: Discovery Is Returning For a Second Season (engadget.com)

Engaget reports that CBS' Star Trek: Discovery series is being renewed for a second season. The show has reportedly been enough of a success to justify a second season of episodes. From the report: The move comes as a vote of confidence for both the show and its platform, since it has recently aired the sixth of its fifteen-episode first season. Now, a second run of Discovery will air, presumably at some point toward the back-half of 2018. Discovery has certainly benefited from plenty of hype, since it's the first Trek show to air as a TV show since 2005. The pull of the Star Trek name was always going to be a draw, but it wasn't clear how much of a draw given the saga's lackluster popularity at the box office. CBS refused to offer numbers, but did boast that Discovery's debut lead to the highest number of sign-ups in the history of its All Access service.

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  1. whatever by ourlovecanlastforeve · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't give a shit I'm not signing up for their stupid pointless streaming service just to watch one show. 0% chance the show will remain exclusive forever. I can wait.

    1. Re:whatever by cyberzephyr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a solid show but this pay channel crap screws everything up. paying for one show is dumb since folks pay a ton of money for channels they DON'T watch.

      I'm surprised that there are folks that would pay for another channel for what, a single show?

      I see the Production value and it is very good but. That is not the Trek way.

      I feel that the only folks getting this show are wealthy fans and Pirates.

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    2. Re:whatever by tlhIngan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, you might as well wait. Everyone outside the US gets a better deal.

      Canadians get it through the Space channel with surround sound.
      Everyone else gets it through Netflix, presumably with surround sound.

      Americans get it through a streaming service with crappy stereo sound.

      I'm presuming there's actually a lot of viewers outside the US that's causing a lot of the interest, though I know of a few people who really did sign up for just one show.

    3. Re:whatever by Erik+Hensema · · Score: 2

      Yup, we get 5.1 surround on Netflix in .nl. Every monday a new ep.

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    4. Re:whatever by ch0knuti · · Score: 1

      Not after next generation, but after Enterprise and b4 TOS. If you notice when the 1st officer calls a list of Star Fleet's greatest captains both Kirk and Picard are noticeably absent. Also, the blue uniforms are an extension of Enterprise's uniform design.

    5. Re:whatever by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      Canadians get it through the Space channel with surround sound.
      Everyone else gets it through Netflix, presumably with surround sound.

      And through CraveTV. The only reason I renewed my subscription. Of course we may have got it on Netflix if it weren't for Bell (who owns both Space and CraveTV.)

    6. Re:whatever by USA-Libertarian · · Score: 2

      How can they write "first Trek show to air as a TV show since 2005"? I thought that in the context of television shows, the word "air" implied 'broadcast and received with antennas'. I can't even watch this on my television unless I connect some type of internet streaming box. Until this show is available over the air, I'm not interested . . . Okay, maybe I'd watch it if it was available on Netflix, but nothing will convince me to sign up for these oddball, streaming subscriptions. Maybe people on the East and West coasts of the US have enough surplus income to sign up for multiple streaming services, but normal people have to live within their budget.

    7. Re:whatever by leonbev · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've refusing to sign up for a subscription for this show on principal. I don't care how good (or bad) it is... I just don't want like the idea that networks will start charging more for TV programming by putting their "premium" shows behind an additional paywall.

    8. Re:whatever by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

      Why subscribe ? I mean.. just get it at ettv torrents and try it if you like it. If you do like it, buy a Blue Ray Boxset when it comes out, and besides supporting the show makers and actors, you also own the copy. If you don't like it... nothing lost, except your time.

    9. Re: whatever by nucrash · · Score: 1

      You first, AC

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    10. Re:whatever by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I don't give a shit I'm not signing up for their stupid pointless streaming service just to watch one show. 0% chance the show will remain exclusive forever. I can wait.

      That's how I feel too. Netflix has it in every other country. They will have it in the US eventually. I only just got to see the last two seasons of Voyager last year... I can wait for Discovery. After the awful JJ Abrams Trek, I don't have as much passion for Trek anymore- he added to my patience to see if Discovery is any good.

      Until then there is The Orville, which is a dumb, cheesy rip-off but nonetheless entertaining.

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    11. Re: whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not difficult to wait for this. I watched the "free" first episode and realized that I don't want to pollute my memories of an upbeat, optimistic future. Same reason I don't go to the new movies in the reset universe where the Romulus's are violent skinheads and Vulcan has been destroyed.

    12. Re:whatever by TheCarp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A solid show maybe but, there was less Star Trek in the free episode I saw than in the first five minutes of the average Orville episode.

      I can't say anything redeemable about the free episode other than "nice graphics" but, Star Trek used to be the show that proved special effects were not all Sci Fi had to offer; so that was kind of a step backwards.

      Then I can't even really complement the special effects because of all the lens flare someone shat all over perfectly good video.

      They failed to sell me, and up to this point, I watched every single live action Trek show in existence.

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    13. Re:whatever by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a solid show but this pay channel crap screws everything up. paying for one show is dumb since folks pay a ton of money for channels they DON'T watch.

      I'm surprised that there are folks that would pay for another channel for what, a single show?

      They really don't have to make much money from AllAccess to pay for Discovery. From what I understand, they made a profit on Discovery just by selling the rights to Netflix to show overseas. They could get 20 people sign up for their crappy streaming site and still the show has already made a profit.

      Of course they're going to sign the show for a second season. The fact that they haven't released numbers probably means that All Access didn't do nearly as well as they had hoped.

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    14. Re:whatever by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > Everyone outside the US gets a better deal.

      Not true; all people in the US have to do is tune in when its broadcast at 9/8 central on Fox thursdays.

      The spirit of Trek is alive and well, and CBS has nothing to do with it.

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    15. Re:whatever by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      Budget? No, I pay $308.50 a month for cable TV, internet, and phone with all the premium channels. Its just the principle of the thing. MORE money for ONE show? Not happening. If they can get the show to air SOMEWHERE in the group of channels I'm ALREADY paying for, then FINE, I'll watch it. But not a penny more. This also goes for monthly subscription internet content - nope, not happening either. Not Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Levin, any other website for a price BS. Pound sand. I start doing crap like that, I'll be up to $999 a month just for entertainment in no time...

    16. Re:whatever by tbannist · · Score: 1

      They failed to sell me, and up to this point, I watched every single live action Trek show in existence.

      Even Enterprise?

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    17. Re:whatever by thomst · · Score: 5, Interesting

      TheCarp opined:

      A solid show maybe but, there was less Star Trek in the free episode I saw than in the first five minutes of the average Orville episode.

      Agreed. And you're far from alone in that assessment ...

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    18. Re:whatever by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      What an odd comment. You're proposing humans perceive a sound coming from behind them or from all around them in exactly the same way they perceive a sound coming from the left and right of the TV? If someone sneaks up behind you, you're going to be so confused.

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    19. Re:whatever by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Everyone else gets it through Netflix, presumably with surround sound.

      Wow. I was wondering what the OP was talking about because Netflix is almost considered universally better in the USA than anywhere else. ... Time to update my assumptions.

      And yes it has surround sound here in Germany.

    20. Re:whatever by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Netflix has most things in surround sound in the US too. But Netflix doesn't have the rights to show Discovery here in the US. We can only see it by subscribing to CBS's streaming service, which apparently only airs Discovery in stereo. I don't have a subscription to CBS streaming, but that's what other posters seem to be stating.

    21. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They failed to sell me, and up to this point, I watched every single live action Trek show in existence.

      Even Enterprise?

      Enterprise wasn't live action.

    22. Re:whatever by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Netflix has it in every other country

      Not up here in America's hat. Here in Canada it's on basic cable on "Space" channel as well as on the Canadian CraveTV streaming service - But not Canadian Netflix.

    23. Re:whatever by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2

      The visual style in Discovery is very JJ Abrams. The story leans more into soap opera and not episodic.

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    24. Re:whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think he's saying you can *simulate* sound coming from all around you, because after all, you only have two ears.

      This might help: https://spectrum.ieee.org/consumer-electronics/audiovideo/two-speakers-are-better-than-51

      I only skimmed it but I think it's saying what the GP is saying.

    25. Re:whatever by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 1

      Live long and profit...

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    26. Re:whatever by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      The visual style in Discovery is very JJ Abrams. The story leans more into soap opera and not episodic.

      I probably will not enjoy it then. Visually, I couldn't care less either way- but I'm not into soap-opera type stuff. I can live without Discovery for now. Story Arcs are fine, but when they rely on it too much it's a big negative.

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    27. Re:whatever by mr.dreadful · · Score: 1

      Whats up with Orville? It's like Seth couldn't get the rights to Trek and decided to do to anyway.

    28. Re:whatever by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The original comment that 5.1 is nothing but marketing only makes sense if you could do this with standard stereo speakers. There was no mention of 'special technology' speakers. I just bought a brand new surround sound system for $250 all in and I love how it sounds. How much will these special speakers cost? Who cares what two speakers can do if they cost more than $50 each?

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    29. Re:whatever by GNious · · Score: 2

      After the awful JJ Abrams Trek,

      'k, at this point, I suggest you completely skip ST:D - it's VERY much from the same recipe book as JarJar Abrams' "Trek".

    30. Re:whatever by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      > It's a solid show

      That's debatable. The Orville is more Star Trek then ST:D

      > but this pay channel crap screws everything up.

      (Almost) Everyone bitches about wanting TV "a la carte" -- this is what it looks like. Price Gouging on BOTH sides.

    31. Re:whatever by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Space and CraveTV are both owned by Bell.

      Aren't oligopolies fun?

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    32. Re:whatever by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      You're paying for all of CBS content though right? So it's exactly the ala cart everyone said they wanted. I also did the math before, it's like $1.50 per episode if you are only watching Star Trek, which is on par with most iTunes type of episode costs.

    33. Re: whatever by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Are there non-ostentatious buttfucks?

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    34. Re:whatever by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Lol.

      "I've read the bible cover to cover".

      "Even Numbers?"

      It's fascinating to the eterninerd how many people actually successfully reproduce.

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    35. Re:whatever by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1, Interesting

      there was less Star Trek in the free episode I saw than in the first five minutes of the average Orville episode.

      Not really fair to judge it on the pilot. I remember 30 years ago watching the pilot to TNG and thinking "This is crap." Many season 1 episodes of TNG are unwatchable -

      http://entertain-o-rama.com/wp...

      Now that we're into a few episodes, Discovery's got tons of classic Trek - Long, protracted scenes with Klingons talking about honour and war and the Klingon houses, all in the Klingon language (with subtitles). It's got Vulcans going on about their Katra and struggling with the influence of 'illogical' humans on their culture. It's got a starfleet struggling to define themselves as a fleet of 'peace and exploration' or a collection of warships. It's got a Kirk-esque captain who flaunts the rules in favour of 'getting her done' and who is fiercely loyal to his people.

      Sure, it's got 2017-era special effects, editing and pace, and frequently dodges canon, but it's a solid entry.

    36. Re:whatever by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      and MacFarlane's political opinions

      Next thing you know, they'll have the robot singing songs in hippie garb ala Spock, and have a white chick kissing a black one.

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    37. Re:whatever by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      When they give me two different ways to watch a great new show, then, well, yeah.

    38. Re:whatever by soramimicake · · Score: 1

      Even if your theory is correct, the device doing the mixing from multiple channels to stereo will need to know the layout of your room, how much your walls reflect sound, how tall you are etc. (plus tracking your movement in real time if you don't sit still), in order to produce the same effect to you as a multichannel setup does. A pre-mixed stereo track will not do any of that.

    39. Re: whatever by Monster_user · · Score: 1

      With iTunes you typically pay for a higher quality experience, local 1080p vs 720p streaming, and no ads.

      The ads are supposed to offset the $1.50 per episode, and are expected to eliminate it entirely.

    40. Re: whatever by Monster_user · · Score: 1

      I pay $60 for broadband, and $9.99 for Netflix. Who in their right mind pays $308 for TV?

    41. Re:whatever by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      I got a decent chuckle after watching the fifth episode "Pria". And seeing that the director was Jonathan Frakes. I'm hoping there can be some Trek cameos where the actors can exaggerate on their former characters.

    42. Re:whatever by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      A solid show, but is it really worth it?
      There isn't enough stuff on CBS that makes me want to go out and pay for this.
      Streaming Companies like Hulu (for TV Shows) and Netflix (for movies) Already offer 90% of what I am wanting and I get a bunch of different broadcasters. Because I want to watch a show, and I don't have much if any loyalty to the broadcast company. Perhaps CBS wants to create broadcast company loyalty, but once the show stops, people will just stop paying for CBS all access. Also it may be like TOS and ENT and get canceled prematurely, only to be more popular once it is has been rerelased. So we will be stuck with a broken story, just because CBS wanted to find new ways to get people to pay to watch their stuff.

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    43. Re:whatever by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, this is the problem/holy grail of popular entertainment: people want the same old thing, only different.

      People crave repeatability, but are thwarted by neuroscience: you get habituated to anything. So you can't recapture the feeling you had watching TOS or TNG (depending on your generation) because you've already had that experience and you will never be able to recapture the sensation of novelty with that exact experience again.

      Discovery and Orville are both takes on the "same thing, only different." And that's fine. There isn't a right way to do it, because what people want is basically impossible. You have to use the old to springboard to something new, and that new thing has to stand on its own.

      Now specifically addressing the shortcomings of Discovery: the pilot had severe George-Lucas-itis: an inability to refrain from rubbing your eyeballs in their giant budget. It got in the way of the storytelling, which makes it the director's fault. By the time you get to the fourth episode the show gets past that and improves considerably. But it's not like Star Trek in any of its past incarnations. I think that's a non-starter anyway.

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    44. Re:whatever by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      I think he pitched them the idea of a trek series, they rejected it, then changed enough to keep the lawyers away.

    45. Re:whatever by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

      They really don't have to make much money from AllAccess to pay for Discovery. From what I understand, they made a profit on Discovery just by selling the rights to Netflix to show overseas. They could get 20 people sign up for their crappy streaming site and still the show has already made a profit.

      Netflix paid for most of the production costs for making ST:D, in exchange for the rights to show it outside of the US (with the exception of Canada because of stupid Bell buying the rights to show it on Space/CraveTV). That's also why they get to call it a Netflix Original.

    46. Re:whatever by r1348 · · Score: 1

      For once, not being in the US pays off (well, that and free health care ok), as I can watch the show on Netflix.

    47. Re:whatever by r1348 · · Score: 1

      Oh deity, that planet of jogging, free-loving Aryan ubermensch! I though years of therapy managed to bury that deep enough...

    48. Re:whatever by Botched · · Score: 2

      A lot of the humor in The Orville is in it's not being dumb.
      Main character starts giving a long speech to baddies under gunpoint... bang, shot half way through talking.

      Main characters confront cultural prejudices of all male society and "prove" women are equal: Ignored.

      There's a lot less stupid in The Orville than many other sci-fi shows.

    49. Re:whatever by Joviex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thats your opinion. My wife even likes it, which is not true of any previous trek series.

      That should tell you 100% who its aimed at: NOT TREKKIES.

      Congrats for making our point.

    50. Re:whatever by aitikin · · Score: 1

      Surround sound is a dick pull. You have two ears. It only takes 2 speakers to make 3D audio. Adding extra speakers and channels is great, though! But anything that any damn surround sound setup can wow you with absolutely can be identically aurally duplicated with merely using stereo, and this has been proven, and it doesn't need to be because everyone knows we only have 2 ears. Except, we need to keep the economy moving, so please, by all means, invest heavily in new things even if they are pure hype. Like surround sound. I don't mean to suggest you're awesome surround sound setup doesn't sound bad ass. All I am saying is that anything that is mixed for surround and sounds good, in practice absolutely can be duplicated identically if mixed for stereo, i.e. 2 speakers, and there could be audio sounding as though it is coming from behind you, or below you to the bottom left, or whatever. With only two ears, stereo is always sufficient. No matter how many more channels or speakers you add to your system, the effect this produces can be duplicated with stereo.

      I'd love to see the whitepapers you're referring to? How do you manage to convince the ear that something is happening behind them when the speakers are in front of them? Or are you referring to headphones with phasing tricks?

      As someone who has mixed in stereo and 5.1 with some of the best hardware and software available, I can tell you confidently that I get way more flexibility with 5.1 and some more with 7.1. The 7.1.4 Atmos stuff, I've yet to experience anything that made sense for that, but humans are inherently pretty poor at judging sounds coming above and below us.

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    51. Re:whatever by Joviex · · Score: 1

      By episode 6, its engaging and worth watching for sure.

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    52. Re:whatever by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      Bingo. I will not reward this misbehavior even if STD were insanely good. (All indications are that it's ... not.)

    53. Re:whatever by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      If I drive 200 miles to Canada I get a Netflix catalog worlds better than at home, particularly movies. It's one of the many reasons that factor into deciding a weekend day trip up there, along with quality cheap hotels, no tolls on the way, and great exchange rate.

    54. Re:whatever by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Ah, the HBO GO for GoT approach...

    55. Re:whatever by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      I recommend The Brick Testament if you're looking for a great Bible. I gave it as a gift to a friend of mine when she got ordained. Be careful though, some scenes are NSFW. Turns out the bible has a lot of sex and violence in it that they leave out of the children's bibles. I remember reading the book of Revelations as a kid and being terrified for like a month afterward.

    56. Re:whatever by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      If the spirit of Star Trek is cringeworthy story writing that relies heavily on technobabble as plot devices... then yes.

      So yes then.

    57. Re: whatever by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      it mortifies me that the best source for why children should be taught the real is something called "The Atheist Debates."

      It seems quite obvious that atheists would be the ones insisting that children be taught real things. Who if not them, after all?

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    58. Re:whatever by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I haven't watched Orville yet as I have per-judged it as Star Trek meets family guy.

      Interested if I am wrong on this? Is bathroom humor often or not really?

      I will probably check it out as I'm not enjoying STD that much. Maybe if I wasn't in the middle of rewatching Deep Space 9, I'd like it more. Watching STD (apparently- i know there have been very few episodes so far) undo all the rich culture and diversity of the Klingons is hard to stomach.

    59. Re:whatever by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      I also noticed that Pike was there, so we know that it is shortly before TOS.

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    60. Re:whatever by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      If you are craving trek, you could also take a look at some of the fan productions. Star Trek Continues is a pretty good take on 4th season of The Original Series.

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    61. Re:whatever by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      A solid show maybe but, there was less Star Trek in the free episode I saw than in the first five minutes of the average Orville episode....They failed to sell me, and up to this point, I watched every single live action Trek show in existence.

      The first episode was actually weak. I also noticed the lens flare crap (a la Abrams' Trek reboot) and silly swingy camera work during stationary dialog scenes. The second episode was definitely an improvement, and the show has gotten stronger since then (and those effects annoyances have also been reduced).

      I'm inclined to think the problem is this shows tries to be inclusive to the point it feels like a political statement, and that kinda gets in the way of the storytelling. I had no interest in Enterprise, and dropped Voyager midway, but I'm liking this so far.

    62. Re:whatever by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Bell is trying to crush our rights online, so you have two options to pay for your own future doom.

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    63. Re:whatever by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      I haven't watched Orville yet as I have per-judged it as Star Trek meets family guy.

      Yes, you are wrong. I am not a Seth MacFarlane fan and I hate family guy. I watched the first episode of The Orville expecting endless fart jokes in space. I was presently surprised. Still it is Seth MacFarlane after all so the crude humor is there, it actually adds to the show. One of the best thing about The Orville is it doesn't take itself to seriously.

      So give it a try. I was greatly impressed with it.

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    64. Re:whatever by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

      Watched the first episode, definitely not worth my time signing up for the streaming service. Don't really care if it ever does come to a network. I didn't think it was very good.

    65. Re:whatever by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Discovery and Orville are both takes on the "same thing, only different." And that's fine. There isn't a right way to do it, because what people want is basically impossible.

      Perhaps not as simple as a right vs. wrong way to do it, but it seems like The Orville is a more positive show about discovery and ST: Discovery is more about war and that the ends justify the means (which a lot of people seem to support these days).

      And I know the shows are named after the ships, but I can't help imagining that the name Discovery was chosen to make us think exploration, which the show doesn't actually seem to be about. I know I was disappointed. I've only seen the broadcast episode of STD, as I refuse to pay for CBS All Access to watch one show, so maybe I'm missing positive things that have developed since. I probably would have watched ST: Discovery, even with all it's "not Star Trek" sensibilities, but CBS lost me at "pay up". Oh well.

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    66. Re:whatever by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      I'm not a Seth fan. Family is OK but the jokes drag on _far_ too long.

      I initially wrote-off The Orville pre-judging it to be just another dumb Star Trek spoof. I couldn't have been more wrong. I have loved the first 4 episodes! It is basically an updated TNG.

      Jonathan Frakes (Riker) will direct episodes in both series! So them watch'em, and you be the judge. Who knows, you might end up like both. ST:D for being too serious, and The Orville for being too light.

      The Orville (TV Series) (1 episode)
      - Pria (2017)

      ST:D -- not yet announced

    67. Re:whatever by Strider- · · Score: 1

      Wow, has it really shifted that much? (or has US Netflix started to suck so badly?) Until recently it was definitely the opposite... their licensing for Canada was maybe 40% of the US catalogue.

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    68. Re:whatever by Megane · · Score: 1

      But it's not even worth that much effort.

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    69. Re:whatever by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      You really must not miss Enterprise season 4. It is awesome and has repeated massive ties to TOS.

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    70. Re:whatever by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      I think we still have it better for TV, but movies, I recall searching for popular movies that I had been meaning to watch one particularly rainy night in Montreal. I found all of them, started one (I think it was 22 Jump Street I decided on). Halfway through, went to sleep, thinking I'd finish it at home. Not only was that movie not in the US catalog, neither were any of the other movies I had looked for. This was in April I think. Since then I haven't had bad enough weather on a weekend trip to want to stay in, but casual searching has always gotten results.

    71. Re:whatever by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      No interest in STD.

      The Orville is

      a) more optimistic
      b) has "classic" socially relevant shows (that don't always end with a "win").
      c) has more pleasant, watchable characters (tho many dislike the Ex- she's grown on me after "The Stars".
      d) is different that star trek because it is regular real people instead of moral demigods. it's a lot less stilted than star trek.
      f) is well written and directed (perhaps STD is too- don't know- don't watch it- not going to support the $$$$ model and not in the mood for another downer show in my life.
      g) It's not Kelvin.
      h) Is being produced, written, and directed by people who have deep experience with star trek and who love the show.
      i) Really has a massive 15'ish foot long model of the ship! Classic!
      j) The ship looks awesome (what is up with discovery's ships. they don't look half way between enterprise and tos. oh wait, they are not- they are Kelvin)
      k) It's not Kelvin (yea I know.. redundant but it bears repeating. Kelvin is not Kanon. It sucks. Star Trek is pasted over it)
      l) No lens flare (tho I hope they lampshade lensflare in some episode- maybe by a big sun or something).
      m) Isn't relentlessly for a particular position when looking at an issue.
      n) Has No transporters.
      o) Has the Orville (and a bad ass looking Heavy Cruiser now too)
      p) Has one of he meanest, most insightful, most science fictiony practical jokes in history.

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    72. Re: whatever by fazig · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of an interview with Gene Roddenberry where the cast for TNG was discussed. This question was asked when it came to casting Patrick Stewart to be the new captain:
      "Surely by the 24th century, they would have found a cure for male pattern baldness."

      To which he apparently answered:
      "No, by the 24th century, no one will care."

      Granted, they were talking about the 24th century, but I think the sentiment applies here as well.

    73. Re: whatever by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      The difference is that when I buy a season of a show, I'm buying a season of a show, not a pile of shit that also happens to contain one show that I want to watch.

    74. Re:whatever by chris234 · · Score: 1

      Eh, trying to keep my sense of entitlement in check.

    75. Re:whatever by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I just couldn't make it through Season 2. I lost the ability to watch after one too many episodes where plot-induced-stupidity meant the crew was doing things that were completely unreasonable.

      However, when I heard they brought Manny Coto on for Season 4, I watched it and you are right. His input made all the difference, they started cleaning up all the junk from the first two Seasons and pretty much ignored Season 3. Unfortunately, it was just too late.

      Enterprise is on Netflix, but I can't bring myself to try watching any of the episodes that I didn't watch when it was on the air.

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    76. Re:whatever by darth.hunterix · · Score: 1

      You've only seen it. Will Wheaton WAS there, on set. And how old he was then?

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    77. Re:whatever by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I agree. I saw no point in watching season 2 or 3 but I watched every episode of season 4 and had a blast.

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    78. Re:whatever by msauve · · Score: 3, Funny

      The name alone - STD - tells you it's something best avoided.

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    79. Re:whatever by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      how old he was then?

      Fifteen.

  2. ARRRK BLAAARKK GARRRRK! by Mats+Svensson · · Score: 5, Funny

    As overrated as it is overexposed and oversaturated.

    1. Re:ARRRK BLAAARKK GARRRRK! by dywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Trek fans wouldn't be Trek fans if they didn't complain about every new Trek show and how it's not as good as the last one.

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    2. Re:ARRRK BLAAARKK GARRRRK! by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

      Most of us are complaining that we can't see it because stupid broadcasting decision. Once that problem is resolved, THEN we will complain about how it's not as good as the previous.

    3. Re:ARRRK BLAAARKK GARRRRK! by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      Can we complain that it's just "not good" on is own merits?

    4. Re:ARRRK BLAAARKK GARRRRK! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Nah, most of us can see it fine on Netflix. It's only the minority that live in the US that can't see it on Netflix and some of those complain.

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  3. yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...and no one cared.

  4. It kinda sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can't imagine many of those subscriptions will be around for season 2.

    The show itself kinda sucks. A lot of the technology bullshit is so far out there it's not even something you can remotely imagine as being real. There was a certain charm to the older series because you'd see stuff on the show and think "well, OK, maybe we'll see that in 50-100 years if we're lucky". Discovery is packed full of so much random crap you kinda look at it and go "uhhhh no, not gonna happen". It's like they decided to transition from futuristic-but-almost-plausible to outright space magic because that was easier to write.

    Everything else feels like a bog standard Hollywood action movie with tons of CG. It's almost well done enough that it's generally watchable, but again, it isn't Star Trek. I don't find myself thinking about the implications of what's going in the show, in fact, I don't find myself thinking very much at all when I'm watching it. It's just kinda senseless action with the Star Trek name bolted on because OMG recognizable franchise.

    I'm pretty sure it's going to get really old really fast (I'm already starting to get bored with it). Once they run out of inertia from the hype and name alone, the show is doomed.

    1. Re:It kinda sucks. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Okay, I see what you're getting at, but I think you could probably have said much the same about TNG after season 1.

    2. Re:It kinda sucks. by Rockoon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I 100% agree with the science issue.

      All of a sudden 20 years before Kirk and the Enterprise (reboot or not) they have a drive that teleports the ship to any known sector, and the technology is based on a network of mushroom spores that permeates the entire universe, and they first were using a GIANT TARDIGRADE as a supercomputer to control the drive, and the main character is SPOCKS ADOPTED SISTER THAT YOU NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE? AND SHE HAS A BOYS NAME?

      On top of that... its another SOAP OPERA. Instead of producing stand-alone shows every show is a continuation of a long assed story?

      The only "good" thing about the show seems to be that its not as overwhelmingly SJW as we were led to believe (we were led to believe it was like that one "fan" produced show with gratuitous 5 minute homosexual make-out scenes in half the episodes!)

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    3. Re: It kinda sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Star Trek has done a good job with long story arcs in the past. DS9 had a lot of longer story arcs and a persistent theme during its final four seasons. The Dominion war stories were quite entertaining, concluding with a ten episode arc at to conclude the series. DS9 got much better when they moved away from the standalone episode format and introduced longer story arcs. The Xindi arc in Enterprise was pretty good, as well. Voyager would probably have been much better with longer story arcs that were more like the Xindi story arc. The standalone format didn't work all that well for Voyager and the premise of being stranded in the Delta Quadrant was wasted in a lot of stories. Most of the stories would have worked just as well if they were set in the Alpha Quadrant.

      I do agree with the criticism of the technology in the show. It's set at roughly the same time as The Cage, so the Enterprise (NCC-1701, no bloody A, B, C, or D) would have been in service at that time. I understand giving the sets a visual makeover, because the TOS set wouldn't seem as futuristic to today's audiences. That said, something that looks like a slightly older version of the refit Constitution class (what you see in the TOS movies) would work really well. The technology should be roughly in line with TOS. It also means that the crew probably should be wearing the type of uniforms seen in the TOS pilots, or something similar. It's basically a TOS-era show, but it doesn't seem much like the TOS era. This bugs me because the producers have brought in fans who are far more familiar with that than I am to try to ensure continuity. And despite that, the show is so far away from that.

      However, it's definitely a good thing that it got renewed. TOS, DS9, and Enterprise all got much better after their first couple of seasons. I'm not sure Voyager really got better, so I'm leaving them out. Regardless, this is actually pretty quick to renew a show for a second season, and it's a sign it's doing well. I hope Discovery makes it at least to a third season, because history suggests that Star Trek series get better after the first couple of seasons.

    4. Re:It kinda sucks. by MrKaos · · Score: 4, Funny

      that teleports the ship to any known sector, and the technology is based on a network of mushroom spores that permeates the entire universe, and they first were using a GIANT TARDIGRADE as a supercomputer to control the drive

      Dilithium crystals are no longer a rare source of plot devices in Starfleet.

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    5. Re:It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      With the difference being that TNG is set way, way after TOS. Discovery is supposedly set before.

      TOS is set in 2200. 200 years ago, in 1800, we were still busy exploring our planet, but we had most of it mapped out. The steam engines are a new technology that boosted our progress considerably and we were progressing technologically at a speed never experienced before. People from that time would probably consider ours an utopia, mostly concerning our social achievements and the fact that we basically eliminated hunger at least in our "civilized" areas of the planet, a problem that was really huge back then, with worker famines being a constant problem. They would probably also be amazed at the way greater equality (note: We're talking about a world where a royal could still beat peasants with impunity in many "civilized" areas of the planet, and where owning people was maybe no longer considered decent and normal by some, but definitely legal in many areas). I think that would astound them more than our technical advances, like I said, they live in the age of the steam engine which was propelling advances forward faster than ever before, things were changing rapidly in that time.

      So they would probably accept that we mastered flight, even though it seems impossible to them, much like FTL-travel seems to us now. But we can consider it possible. Likewise, traveling to the moon has been though about in that time, too, with the first sci-fi novels being written, and of course traveling beyond the confines of our planets is a topic. They would be amazed that it's possible and that we did it, but they wouldn't deem it impossible or completely outlandish.

      Scroll back another 200 years to 1600 and it becomes impossible. Not only our technology, but our social advances. To a person from the 1600s, the idea of social equality of races, genders and especially religions is an alien concept they would reject on principle, as impossible. Likewise, travelling beyond the speed of wind is a concept that is absolutely alien, we are talking about a world where the fastest form of locomotion is riding on horseback, and crossing oceans is still a huge endeavor, with most of the planet still being unknown to "civilized" countries, and the idea of simply occupying and owning places you "discover", including the people on it, is considered the norm.

      TNG is what we are to the guy from the 1600s. TOS is what we are to the one from the 1800s.

      This is the difference.

      So yes, TNG gets away with space magic, because they should actually have concepts that we don't even remotely grasp. Actually, they are way, way too "mundane" in many areas.

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    6. Re:It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      What? No gratuitious gay sex?

      I'm SO out of here!

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    7. Re:It kinda sucks. by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      A lot of the technology bullshit is so far out there it's not even something you can remotely imagine as being real. There was a certain charm to the older series because you'd see stuff on the show and think "well, OK, maybe we'll see that in 50-100 years if we're lucky". Discovery is packed full of so much random crap you kinda look at it and go "uhhhh no, not gonna happen". It's like they decided to transition from futuristic-but-almost-plausible to outright space magic because that was easier to write.

      Two words: Heinsenberg compensators.
      Two more: Warp drive
      Two more: Deflector dish
      Two more: Inertial dampeners
      Two more: Artificial gravity (not even mentioned, simply handwaved)
      Single words: Transporter/Replicator, Shields, Phasers

      I think any of us could probably go on.

    8. Re:It kinda sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      OK, but FTL travel by bending spacetime with a warp field is far more believable than instantaneous travel to anywhere based on mushrooms that exist everywhere at once. Even if they're explaining that with some kind of quantum entanglement, that information only propagates at the speed of light.

    9. Re:It kinda sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      TNG is set 100 years after the first Kirk TOS episode, only about 70 years after Star Trek VI, not 200 years.

    10. Re:It kinda sucks. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Two words: Heinsenberg compensators.

      Any kind of teleporter that works by scanning an object and rebuilding it hits problems with the uncertainty principle, so this one makes sense: you can see with current physics that there is a problem that needs solving, you wouldn't expect to understand the solution that's based on technology from 200 years in the future.

      Two more: Warp drive

      The science behind an Alcubierre drive is pretty well understood, though it's not clear whether the exotic matter required to build one can actually exist in this universe. This is magic technology, but not magic science. Again, plausible with a couple of hundred years of technological advance.

      Two more: Deflector dish

      Not sure I see the issue with this one. We have dishes for transmitting all kinds of RF signals now, using them to transmit whatever is used to generate deflector shields doesn't seem to unlikely.

      Two more: Inertial dampeners

      This one is actually explained a few times in-show. At sub-light speeds (i.e. when you're not taking an inertial frame of reference with you), acceleration is a problem. If you have artificial gravity, then having it automatically adjust to compensate for acceleration makes sense.

      Two more: Artificial gravity (not even mentioned, simply handwaved)

      Again, assuming that 200 years more scientific and technological advancement will allow manipulation of gravity isn't too far fetched, especially given the ability to create the kinds of exotic matter required for a warp drive.

      Single words: Transporter/Replicator, Shields, Phasers

      Replicator is a natural offshoot of the transporter (both of which are explained in-show a few times). Shields and phasors are hand waved. The TOS pilot used lasers and it's later implied that phasors are a development along the same lines. About 20 years ago, there was a paper published proposing that you could achieve the stun setting of a phasor by using a laser to ionise the air and then send an electrical charge, effectively a wireless Taser. It's hard to do currently (the required laser power would burn the victim quite badly), but again it's plausible that this could be addressed with 200 years of advancement. Shields, again, don't seem too much of a stretch with a technology that has the ability to control the electromagnetic and gravitational forces - assuming technology that can do that, there are lots of ways you can imagine producing shields.

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    11. Re:It kinda sucks. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on the mushroom spores and the giant tardigrade. Obviously it's complete fantasy, and not at all credible as something that will ever be. Worse it makes no sense.

      But it's not a soap opera. A soap opera doesn't have seasons,it's just endless episodes, with story threads being constantly started and overlapping with other ones. And soap operas do not have a protagonist.

      Discovery is a serial. It has a season, and presumably has a story arc planned for that season. And it has a protagonist.

      Previous Star Treks have been episodic, with the situation being reset after each one.

      Most shows used to be episodic because people normally watched them when they were broadcast, which meant they might miss some, and with repeats, might end up seeing them in a fairly random order.

      Serials are now the standard thing because so many people watch as box sets. Or alternatively they are streamed, and the expectation is that you'll choose to watch them all in order. There is no need to reset to a standard position between each episode.

      Serials are undoubtably better. Look at Breaking Bad or 24 or homeland. They are so much richer for following long stories and character arcs than an episodic show can be. We're not so used to SciFi being a serial. But it has the potential to make for a much more interesting show.

      "SJW"? Star Trek has always been a show with liberal values. In making the different "generations" of shows, they've always envisioned an evolution from broadly right wing authoritarian warmaking views of the past to more communistic liberal values of the future. And it's always pushed diversity, right from the multi-ethnic bridge in TOS, and the fist TV interracial kiss.

    12. Re:It kinda sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The only "good" thing about the show seems to be that its not as overwhelmingly SJW as we were led to believe

      To be fair, the only people that were on about the overwhelming SJW nature of the show were Slashdotters and others who had never seen the show but insisted that it was going to be some kind of grand ultra-left propaganda.

    13. Re:It kinda sucks. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This is always going to be a problem for Star Trek or any sci-fi series. The Enterprise of the 1960s looked futuristic, but today it's laughably primitive with it's big filament bulb indicators, mechanical buttons and ROBOT 9000 computer voice.

      TNG actually stands up quite well in that respect because most of the displays are just backlit printed panels or animations superimposed into the image, but DS9 went back to using curved CRTs and looks dated now.

      The main issue I have with tech on Discovery is the transparent screens. They will never, ever be a good idea.

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    14. Re:It kinda sucks. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Warp drive is not beyond the realms of being real. Scientists have theorised about how a real warp drive might work.

      Faster than light travel is more of a... problem though.

      Phasers also don't seem so far fetched. Maybe where it's set to full and the thing being shot at disappears, it's gone too far. But a ray gun weapon that destroys or kills seems inevitable, as does one that can render a person unconscious.

      Also replicators are not necessarily magic. We have first generation replicators right now with 3D printers.

    15. Re:It kinda sucks. by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 2

      The problem with deflector dishes is that the ship is travelling at (say, warp 2, which is four times the speed of light) and the deflector dish puts out a beam which travels faster than that forward of the ship to sweep away all that pesky interstellar dust.

      The rest of your arguments amount to "It's the future dummy, so therefore it's possible". I'm pretty sure that laws of physics will still exist in the future

      Also, I forgot "subspace communications" i.e. FTL communications (transfer of information).

    16. Re:It kinda sucks. by Rockoon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "SJW"? Star Trek has always been a show with liberal values.

      Star Trek never made it gratuitous. Liberal values yes, but not SJW. That "fan" show with the gratuitous gay scenes were *about* the gay scenes. Star Trek on the other hand was always about something else... with the liberal values just being there, rather than the whole point of the whole show.

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    17. Re: It kinda sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure some of those ideas are all that crazy. Let's look at them.

      Heisenberg compensator: Because the uncertainty principle is a fundamental principle of the universe, this one probably is pure BS.

      Warp drive: At least in principle, this is possible, enough so for NASA to take it seriously. The Alcubierre warp drive would, in many ways, operate like a real warp drive. The basic idea is to warp space though compaction ahead of a starship and inflate it behind the starship, so that the speed of light isn't locally exceeded. This requires exotic matter, which it isn't clear how to produce or if it's even possible. However, the principle of warping space to achieve what would otherwise require superluminal velocities is plausible enough that it can't be ruled out.

      Deflectors: This solves a definite problem with the Alcubierre warp drive or any other warp drive. The real problem with any warp drive is what happens when you decelerate, and not being blasted into oblivion when you do so. I think the plausibility of this depends on how the warp drive is implemented. The ability to use a warp drive certainly depends on something like a deflector.

      Artificial gravity: This is explained by a graviton generator on the ship. It's not even clear if gravitons (the theorized force carrying particle for gravity) exist, but the only plausible way to generate them would be with mass. However, with a strong enough source of energy, you could generate gravity. The main problem here is that the ship would also be very heavy, and it would be very difficult to accelerate. Now, if you could turn off that source of energy and rotate the ship while accelerating or moving at high speeds, and produce gravitons at rest with sufficient energy, it might work. This one is at least slightly plausible.

      Inertial dampeners: Presumably, you'd need an accelration in the opposite direction to make this work. If it's a acting as a shock absorber, you might be able to use artificial gravity to counteract sudden accelerations. However, that defeats the main purpose, which is when the ship is accelerating or deflating from high speeds. In principle, this might not be necessary if the speed of light isn't locally exceeded and a warp drive is used. It's probably a bigger issue for impulse drives, which would likely require much more time to accelerate and decelerate than is shown on TV.

      Transporter: This is probably pure BS as implemented, especially because it relies on the Heisenberg compensator. If exotic matter is possible, it is at least in principle a possibility to open a traversable wormhole to quickly move from one place to another. But it wouldn't work like the transporter on Star Trek.

      Replicator: Based on the idea that it requires transporter technology, as shown on Star Trek, this is probably pure BS. Anything else that requires similar technology like the holodeck is probably also BS. With different technology, a virtual reality system like a holodeck might well be possible, but it wouldn't work like the Star Trek holodeck. Likewise, a good synthesizer like on TOS (probably using something like 3D printing) is probably quite feasible. The Star Trek implementation is BS, but the idea is plausible.

      Shields: This one is probably BS as shown on later series as essentially a force field projected around the ship. If the shields are basically on the surface of the ship, as a sort of surge protector to withstand energy weapons, that's definitely possible. That's my understanding of TOS shields, and those make more sense to me. I'm not sure why they'd need to be raised or lowered, but it's plausible.

      Phasers: As described on Star Trek as a beam of fictional subatomic particles called nadions, this is BS. The directed energy weapons that are supposedly more primitive are certainly more believable than phasers. Photon torpedoes rely on antimatter explosions (annihilation, I believe), and should be plausible. If you can contain antimatter in magnetic field until the torpedo reaches its target, this is

    18. Re:It kinda sucks. by Kokuyo · · Score: 2

      I don't consider Star Trek as SJW. Although I am only familiar with TOS through Voyager.

      Presenting liberal views and philosophical and ethical dilemmas is not in itself SJW. I would even argue it's the exact opposite of SJW.

      There have been quite a few instances where an SJW, in Picard's or Janeway's shoes, for example, would have imposed their worldview on the situation. The Captains all had situations where they did that.

      Take Picard when he didn't let that one people execute Wesley for stumbling into a randomly selected forbidden zone.

      And Janeway did it quite a few times.

      However, just having a prime directive and adhering to it more than half the tame puts you beyond an SJW. SJWs tend to smack their worldview about your head repeatedly and call you nasty names if you don't agree with them.

      That's the whole gripe people, and I too, have with SJWs. I am considering myself a liberal in many areas, even feminism, and yet third wave feminism definitely sees me as chauvinistic.

      Having some dudes wear the same skimpy uniforms as some of the women in the background from time to time is like an easter egg to be noticed first. It's subtle, not in your face "You're inferior! Change! Now, damnit!"

    19. Re:It kinda sucks. by dywolf · · Score: 1

      A lot of the technology bs is so far out there it's not even something you can remotely imagine as being real.

      Everything else feels like a bog standard Hollywood action movie with tons of CG. It's almost well done enough that it's generally watchable

      You must be new to Trek

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    20. Re:It kinda sucks. by dywolf · · Score: 1

      if the idea of tolerance and inclusivity trigger you....how have you ever stomached any Star Trek show?

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    21. Re: It kinda sucks. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Transporter: This is probably pure BS as implemented, especially because it relies on the Heisenberg compensator. If exotic matter is possible, it is at least in principle a possibility to open a traversable wormhole to quickly move from one place to another. But it wouldn't work like the transporter on Star Trek.

      Transporters Star Trek style have the major philosophical problem that they're doing a

      cp ./You SomePlaceNew/
      rm ./You

      and not a

      mv ./You SomePlaceNew/

      Which makes a difference if the You has a sense of subjective experience. Being moved is something which shouldn't feel like dying for the You going into the device. Being copied and then deleted would. Or maybe it wouldn't. In any case for the person leaving the device both would feel the same. I.e. for the You that steps out both of these feel the same, but for the You that steps in one may feel like a fiery death, and you can't tell by asking the You that steps out.

      This would make me very wary on using a transporter.

      Ironically when Stargate:SG1 started the eponymous device was a traversable wormhole which doesn't have the philosophical problem a Star Trek style transporter does. Later on in the episode "48 hours" they retconned the device into working like a Trek style transporter which does a a disassembly, storage and reassembly which means it does. Oh dear...

      It's not even clear if storing the actual atoms or storing the information avoids the philosophical problem - clearly being disassembled into atoms and reassembled could well be as subjectively nasty as being disassembled into information and then have that information applied to new atoms.

      Of course they probably did this so they could shamelessly reuse scripts written for the Trek universe where transporter glitches are used as plot points. At least they had a sense of self awareness about being derivative though - much of the humour comes from O'Neill breaking the fourth wall by commenting on how the plot is reusing Sci Fi cliches.

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    22. Re:It kinda sucks. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The only "good" thing about the show seems to be that its not as overwhelmingly SJW as we were led to believe (we were led to believe it was like that one "fan" produced show with gratuitous 5 minute homosexual make-out scenes in half the episodes!)

      Erm, the fact that it's devoid of white men is a constant giant fuck you to, well, white men. That's pretty damn SJW.

    23. Re:It kinda sucks. by cmseagle · · Score: 1

      Star Trek never made it gratuitous.

      There was a time when Kirk kissing Uhura was considered gratuitous. It's easy to forget that in the late 60s, that scene was pretty damn controversial.

    24. Re:It kinda sucks. by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      The only thing I think it has going for it is that some of the acting is quite good (Particularly Jason Isaacs) Other than that the story lines have been uninspired and lets face it the FTL Drive that's based on magic mushrooms is just out there.

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    25. Re:It kinda sucks. by gsslay · · Score: 1

      All of a sudden 20 years before Kirk and the Enterprise (reboot or not) they have a drive that teleports the ship to any known sector

      So obviously the technology didn't work out. Maybe there's a story behind that? Maybe it might make for a good plot line?

      the main character is SPOCKS ADOPTED SISTER THAT YOU NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE?

      Hmm. Maybe there's a story behind that?

      AND SHE HAS A BOYS NAME?

      MIND BLOWN! A girl with a boy's name!? It's madness! This is just pushing credulity beyond all known limits! Maybe there's a story behind it?

      Basically you're complaining that the show has stuff in it that you don't already know about. Do you not think it might be a bit boring if it was just a history lesson on pre-Kirk stuff you already knew?

    26. Re:It kinda sucks. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's been established that things can be emitted at warp speed during warp travel, e.g. subspace messages are sent a superliminal speeds and continue to travel that fast after leaving the ship. I guess the issue is that the energy required is the product of the warp factor and the mass of the thing being accelerated... Maybe some kind of particle that pushes things out of the way, kind of like how photons can.

      I remember that in TNG Riker noted that laser weapons wouldn't even penetrate the navigational shields, so I guess the deflector isn't the only protection.

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    27. Re:It kinda sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There was a time when Kirk kissing Uhura was considered gratuitous. It's easy to forget that in the late 60s, that scene was pretty damn controversial.

      That is what people like to say in retrospect. That it was the "first interracial kiss on TV" and it was a big deal. However, it wasn't a big deal, and it was not the first interracial kiss. People forget I Love Lucy, and there were other shows to have the "interracial kiss" before Star Trek did one in Plato's Stepchildren:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_interracial_kiss_on_television

      And NBC is said to have received very few complaints:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_and_Uhura%27s_kiss

      A woman is a woman whether black or white or Asian, or whatever.

    28. Re: It kinda sucks. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Star Trek has done a good job with long story arcs in the past. DS9 had a lot of longer story arcs and a persistent theme during its final four seasons.

      You're kind of proving yourself wrong there by including DS9. DS9 was horrible. It was basically a really bad soap opera set in space. I think they were trying too hard to make DS9 appeal more to women and in the process turned it into another awful chick-flick.

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    29. Re:It kinda sucks. by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Yeah I thought it was odd that Picard had a mechanical heart when surely it'd be easier to grow him a new one. It is kind of funny how looking at past futurism can be with the right skew but land slightly off what we ended up being able to achieve.

    30. Re: It kinda sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your comment confuses me a bit.

      Obviously it's your opinion that DS9 was awful, and that is what it is. However, I'm confused by your description of it as a chick flick. The later seasons of DS9 were largely about war and, as a result, there was more combat (both person-to-person and especially ship-to-ship) than in other series. DS9 was quite violent, which doesn't fit the stereotypical chick flick. The war was driven by the desire of the Dominion to keep Federation influence out of the Gamma Quadrant and to destabilize relations between Alpha Quadrant powers. This led to conflict between the Federation and the Klingon Empire, temporarily breaking that alliance, and weakening the Federation due to fears of infiltration by the Founders. The Cardassians joined the Dominion giving them a foothold in the Alpha Quadrant, and as a prelude to an all-out invasion. The later seasons of DS9 featured plenty of combat and eventually a massive war.

      I find it perplexing that you describe DS9 as a chick flick, especially considering that the increased amount of combat in later seasons was done particularly to appeal to male viewers. If you dislike DS9, that's your taste in TV, but your reasoning doesn't make sense.

    31. Re: It kinda sucks. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't 2000 look at 2200 and say, "wow, they finally cured the Gender Disphoria psychological disorder, and there is no need for LGBTQXYX in the future?"

      That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

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    32. Re:It kinda sucks. by DarthVain · · Score: 2

      You forgot about space telepathy. Also the fact that the giant tardigrade, which seemingly has the ability to wipe out klingons and federation security at will, and literally tear apart spaceship bulkheads is somehow attached to delicate devices which hurt it and it doesn't just destroy everything around it. Then there was the whole, oh the giant tardigrade isn't working out? Oh we need a compatible life form for this magic DNA altering juice but can't find one? Oh lets just inject the closest human, hey it worked! Though at least they foreshadowed some foreboding into that one...

      I would like to see at least some episodes that aren't directly involved with the klingon war story arc, and perhaps some other Star Trek aliens for a change. I mean that was one of the staples of all the various star trek tv shows, is that while they did do some big arcs, many of them war, most episodes were their own thing.

    33. Re:It kinda sucks. by sinij · · Score: 1

      (we were led to believe it was like that one "fan" produced show with gratuitous 5 minute homosexual make-out scenes in half the episodes!)

      Spok/Kirk fanfic is very established in the internet lore.

    34. Re:It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The difference between 1600 and 1700 isn't that big, the argument stands.

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    35. Re:It kinda sucks. by sinij · · Score: 1

      What? No gratuitious gay sex?

      I'm SO out of here!

      To make it worse, there isn't even any fur or floppy ears to be had.

    36. Re:It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's especially curious how the future always has the current fashion sense, listens to contemporary music, how building aesthetics haven't changed...

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    37. Re:It kinda sucks. by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      Erm, the fact that it's devoid of white men is a constant giant fuck you to, well, white men. That's pretty damn SJW.

      Remember this is a future in which there are tons of alien species. A SJW version of that would be a show in which a ship was entirely crewed by aliens, the admirals and high officers were all aliens too, and the only human in the show was the janitor.

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    38. Re: It kinda sucks. by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      > You're kind of proving yourself wrong there by including DS9. DS9 was horrible.

      Excuse me, you spelled FANTASTIC incorrectly.

      > I think they were trying too hard to make DS9 appeal more to women

      What universe did you come from that this would be true in?

    39. Re:It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Now if they remove the Mary Sue characters it just ain't no real Star Trek anymore.

      They lost their ways, man. That's just not the Star Trek fanfic I grew up with.

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    40. Re: It kinda sucks. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      > You're kind of proving yourself wrong there by including DS9. DS9 was horrible.

      Excuse me, you spelled FANTASTIC incorrectly.

      > I think they were trying too hard to make DS9 appeal more to women

      What universe did you come from that this would be true in?

      The viewer numbers back this up. DS9 had a much higher female % of viewers than other ST series. There was a reason for that- the soap opera format appealed to the geek-girl demographic.

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    41. Re:It kinda sucks. by sinij · · Score: 1

      Don't despair. We will always have Wesley/Worf.

    42. Re:It kinda sucks. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Erm, the fact that it's devoid of white men is a constant giant fuck you to, well, white men.

      The captain is a white male. The doctor is a while male. Sarak is a white male. Excluding aliens they make up 66% of the main cast, or 75% if you include the alien first officier (who is male and has white skin).

      Why are you so obsessed with this, to the point of having to lie about it?

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    43. Re:It kinda sucks. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Correction, not the doctor, the chief engineer. The doctor, who hasn't had much screen time, is a black male.

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    44. Re:It kinda sucks. by lessthan · · Score: 1

      To be super nerd boy, I would point out that it is only 10 years before TOS, which clearly places it after the timeline being disrupted in the movies. (though before the movies main plots (if you can cal them that)) Maybe the events that led to Sybok were altered and Michael happened instead.

      And bite me about the SJW stuff. If I have to sit through The Notebook and Twilight, you can stand a little affection between 2 dudes from time to time.

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    45. Re:It kinda sucks. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Star Trek had this problem long before Discovery came around. The technology on the 1960s Enterprise is worse than what we have today in many respects, e.g. the filament lamps, huge physical buttons, mechanical computer voices. So when Enterprise and the NX-01 came around it looked more advanced than Kirk's ship.

      The tardigrade supercomputer is a well established trope in Star Trek, where for some reason autopilot and similar technologies are inferior to biology and can be enhanced by interfacing with the characters, mainly to generate some jeopardy for them.

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    46. Re:It kinda sucks. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      To a person from the 1600s, the idea of social equality of races, genders and especially religions is an alien concept

      Maybe not as much as you think. Race as we think of it today was largely invented in the 1800s, and is pretty arbitrary really. Why is skin colour a big deal but hair colour or eye colour not? Could it be because the lines were drawn in order to prove that northern Europeans were superior to all others?

      With religion too, while Europe was all about monotheism other parts of the world were happily co-existing and even mixing elements of multiple religions. Japan is an interesting example, where most people participate in both Buddhism and Shintoism at different times of their lives.

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    47. Re:It kinda sucks. by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      I hate Discovery as much as any one else but there is nothing gratuitous or sjw in it at all. So far we have seen what appears to be two males in a relationship but we don't even know if they are human (they are both wearing black contacts) so for all we know they could be some single sex species. And they are by far not the first gay characters in Star Trek.

    48. Re:It kinda sucks. by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Devoid? So the captain, the security chief, the head scientist guy and a few others don't count eh?

    49. Re:It kinda sucks. by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      I was just surprised that the giant tardigrade didn't simply spore warped out, I mean it spore warped into the USS Glen (that is how they found out about it).

    50. Re:It kinda sucks. by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      Well to be honest, DS9 was an old retired Cardassian station that UFP took over. So it was probably meant to look kind of dated.

    51. Re:It kinda sucks. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Sure, but even the Federation shuttles and Defiant had curved CRTs.

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    52. Re:It kinda sucks. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Correction, not the doctor, the chief engineer. The doctor, who hasn't had much screen time, is a black male.

      Yes, but the black doctor and white chief engineer are gay and in a relationship, so this automatically cancels out any Manly Man While Maleness that the whiny parent snowflake is going on about.

    53. Re:It kinda sucks. by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      "Captain, they are now locking lasers on us."

      That was an amusing way to start an episode. Love Worf's reaction at the thought of "surrendering" to them.

      The notion of navigational shields (presumably to protect against small particles and debris) always seemed pretty logical to me. At the speeds they travel, a small pebble would be pretty devastating even to fairly advanced materials.

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    54. Re: It kinda sucks. by GNious · · Score: 1

      Merely nitpicking, but slave-trade in Europe started being made illegal in 1792 - the notion that differently-coloured people were inferior was going away by 1800, and only maintained for financial gain.

    55. Re:It kinda sucks. by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      Tunics, gladiator sandals, uniforms, tuxedos, retro designed cars, gothic and roman style buildings are built today, classical music is still listened to.

    56. Re: It kinda sucks. by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      In 2000, it's no longer allowed to own people

      In the first world nations, that's true. Though it still happens under the radar in every nation. While slavery is technically illegal everywhere, there are places those laws are not really enforced.

    57. Re:It kinda sucks. by snookiex · · Score: 1

      The crew has at least two gay characters if that helps. The writers were sooo high when they turned Star Trek into this train wreck.

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    58. Re: It kinda sucks. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Transporters Star Trek style have the major philosophical problem

      Is this canon as to how transporters work? I know various authors / scientists over the years how postulated that this how they would have to work if they actually existed (scan you at the subatomic level, transmit data, rebuild you at subatomic level, confirm hash, destroy original) but has this been stated as fact?

      It seems to me the various 'transporter accidents' we've seen over the years (broken transporter in ST:TMP, two Rikers, "Tuvix" et al) as well as Scotty storing himself in the transporter buffer for 75 years (or whatever it was) suggests it doesn't work that way.

    59. Re:It kinda sucks. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Instead of producing stand-alone shows every show is a continuation of a long assed story?

      Well, at least something good came out of the show.

    60. Re:It kinda sucks. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Is it really any more "out there" than invoking tachyon beams for every problem? At least fungi exist. Tachyons are at best hypothetical.

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    61. Re: It kinda sucks. by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Can you link to these numbers? Because as far as I recall, the whole 4 year long war business appealed to the male demographic quite well.

    62. Re:It kinda sucks. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      "SJW"? Star Trek has always been a show with liberal values.

      Star Trek never made it gratuitous. Liberal values yes, but not SJW. That "fan" show with the gratuitous gay scenes were *about* the gay scenes. Star Trek on the other hand was always about something else... with the liberal values just being there, rather than the whole point of the whole show.

      You must not have watched TNG when it came out. No alcohol. No money. No lots of things that seemed silly to get rid of. It was fairly over blown at the time. I'm sure that TOS hit my parents generation pretty hard with their themes also, at least to those that weren't already with modern thought.

    63. Re:It kinda sucks. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Good point, only alpha white males count. The beta cucks are just an insult to the alpha's manliness.

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    64. Re:It kinda sucks. by Mr307 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this, stopped watching the series with episode 5.

      "Its me, its not you." I just can't get past an instantaneous veggie drive (fungi whatever, I will continue to call it a veggie drive).

    65. Re:It kinda sucks. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Then you don't know what SJW is. The original TOS was definitely SJW, it was very Liberal, showing Asian and African crewmembers, heck even a Russian. It had plots dealing with racial issues and inequity. Roddenberry explicitly chose the science fiction format as a way he could tackle complex social issues that would, at the time, have been far too controversial to ever try to perform in a show placed in the 1960s. TNG did much the same, as did Enterprise (even going so far in the Bush era to have an entire final plot arc about a racist who tries to make all aliens leave Earth, sound familiar, no?)

      Voyager tried the same, but I just view it as more hackneyed, or maybe the formula had just grown old. DS9 is a bit of an outlier because it overtly attempts to show the Federation as less than a panacea, and show that it, like any government, has its own dirty secrets. And Sisko was the first captain to be shown as willing to at least set ethical and moral considerations aside when it came to winning the war against the Dominion. But even in DS9, there were plenty of "SJW" episodes, like the liberalization of the Ferengi Empire.

      So far as "SJW" goes, Discovery is pretty much just an updated version of Trek, and honestly, so far the only "SJW" aspect is the portrayal of a gay couple, which is hardly revolutionary on TV anyways. We have no idea whether Michael Burnham is LGBTQ, and honestly with our upbringing being raised as a Vulcan, I'd say she's probably spent a good deal of time suppressing any overt sexual displays, so I think people are jumping the gun. But what if Burnham is transexual? It doesn't look like it's going to be a significant plot device. I suspect the ultimate arc is going to be her going against Lorca when he finally does go too far, and it's going to have precious little to do with whether Burnham is gay or trans.

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    66. Re:It kinda sucks. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      It was a big deal, and several Southern affiliates refused to air the episode.

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    67. Re:It kinda sucks. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Gratuitous? I'm not sure what that means in relation to "SJWs".

      "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" was very much an in your face anti-racism story for example. Surely that would come under what right wingers would call "SJW'.

    68. Re:It kinda sucks. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I like the new format for story telling. Breaking Bad worked so well because it felt a lot like a novel, with each episode more like a new chapter. I've been watching Fargo and love the serial nature. It only underlines that this form of visual storytelling has made television, when done right, so much better than movies. Providing the writing is good and the actors well picked, it gives a writer and director the ability to tell an expansive story. I love The Expanse for the same reason, and it shows that you can do SciFi in that format.

      Honestly, I'd prefer if studios put more resources into 10 episode seasons, in the British format, rather than the standard 24-26 episodes. Imagine how much better Deep Space Nine could have been if they could have got rid of the superfluous filler episodes that are necessary when you're doing a traditional full season television show, and they could have concentrated on the Dominion War. I recently rewatched the entire series, and I had such temptations at some points just to fast forward through the YAFE (Yet Another Ferengi Episode) or YABRE (Yet Another Bajoran Religious Episode), and I figure if they had just concentrated on 10-11 episodes about the war, it would have been a killer series.

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    69. Re:It kinda sucks. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I've always felt that European notions of race are a byproduct of how we explored the world. If we had done our exploration over land, we would have seen that populations tend to meld into each other; that there is no clear dividing line between a European and a Central Asian to an East Asian, or between a Mediterranean population, and a Saharan to East African to sub-Saharan African population, but because we literally hopped around the globe, leaping around thousands of miles of territory as we sailed from point to point, populations came to seem distinct. We lost the level of resolution.

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    70. Re:It kinda sucks. by citylivin · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you have let the media (and the right wing politics) define what it means to be a social justice type person. SJW now simply means "hollowly politically correct for the sake of it". The left has always championed progressive and equality minded values, and not just "for the sake of being correct". But because equality of race for example, is the correct thing to do. However most people throwing around SJW actually disagree with those liberal values that star trek and "people who consider themselves liberal" have espoused for 50+ years. This is the trap of labeling with a loaded term. There are certainly hollow people that just want to make themselves feel righteous for the sake of it, but we shouldn't throw away all of social justice progress because of that minority.

      "SJW", like "fascists" is simply a term that one side of the political spectrum uses to group, label and dismiss the other side. Social justice is good and has led to much progress in the last century.

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    71. Re: It kinda sucks. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Nope... I can't. Tried google but can't find them now. I just recall reading back when Enterprise was running an article talking about fanbase; and whereas, female fans for all series make up a larger % than most would expect based on stereotype of Trekkies, this was especially so for DS9 which I seem to recall was pretty high, something like a high 40-something% of viewers being female.

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    72. Re: It kinda sucks. by barbariccow · · Score: 1

      You die every time you transport. And a new organism is born in your image!

    73. Re: It kinda sucks. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I believe that several of the scripts for the first season were dusted off and revamped versions of Star Trek Phase II scripts. So technically they were supposed to be filmed for the TOS cast. I know that some of the models for Phase II did end up being used in TNG episodes as well.

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    74. Re:It kinda sucks. by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Yes, you see, but when Kira and Jadzia make out, that's totally hot. But if you have two men in a pretty innocuous same-sex scene (they're brushing their fucking teeth, for chrissakes), oh my goodness, the end of the world is nigh!.

      Lesbian makeout scenes don't ruffle Alt-right feathers, but showing a gay couple doing something mundane, well you know, SJW!!!!!!!!

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    75. Re:It kinda sucks. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think it's a damned fine show. It hasn't any episodes I particularly dislike, some have been better than others. By this point in Enterprise and Voyager, I was going "oh oh".

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    76. Re: It kinda sucks. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Most of the curent behavior of trans people is entirely an artifact of the social context in which they live. Get rid of the culturally enforce gender roles and the entire "I identify as " goes away in it's entirety.

      What? What makes you imagine that?

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    77. Re: It kinda sucks. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Whaaat? It definitely started *way* earlier than that. My country abolished slavery such a long time ago that we're not even sure when it happened, beyond the fact that the last records mentioning slaves date back to the 12th century.

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    78. Re:It kinda sucks. by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      That and our ancestors needed some sort of moral justification when enslaving millions of people and forcing them to work under pain of terrible torture. Calling them sub-human and making up all sorts of myths about their weak, evil and childish nature that needed a "firm" hand to be happy supplied that.

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    79. Re:It kinda sucks. by butchersong · · Score: 1

      It is so arbitrary that forensics can tell the race of a victim from say.. a thigh bone or dna or hip bone or... etc? Race is real and goes much deeper than skin. Humans should be treated with equal dignity but the "races" are really closer to unique subspecies and are quite real.

    80. Re: It kinda sucks. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      True; instead of curing gender dysphoria, they will most likely ensure regular prenatal development of all fetuses so that no gender mismatch at all ever develops in the first place, much less its consequences such as dysphoria.

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    81. Re: It kinda sucks. by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      the notion that differently-coloured people were inferior was going away by 1800

      No, it was not. I saw a Danish encyclopedia from 1910s that was filled to the brim with racist stereotypes, and a lot of books and comic books from the 1950s had the same view of non-Europeans, e.g. Tintin in the Congo.

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    82. Re:It kinda sucks. by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      All of a sudden 20 years before Kirk and the Enterprise (reboot or not) they have a drive that teleports the ship to any known sector, and the technology is based on a network of mushroom spores that permeates the entire universe, and they first were using a GIANT TARDIGRADE as a supercomputer to control the drive

      It is a pretty weird technology, but also a huge bloody hint that the technology is going to blow up in their faces with devastating effects.

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    83. Re:It kinda sucks. by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      No alcohol? Why was there a bar at 10 Forward then? Money is not silly to get rid of in a post-scarcity society.

    84. Re: It kinda sucks. by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      > You're kind of proving yourself wrong there by including DS9. DS9 was horrible.

      Excuse me, you spelled FANTASTIC incorrectly.

      Star Trek is intended to be an optimistic vision of the future. This is the one trait that sets it appart from most (all?) other TV SF. In DS9, the show runners tried to show the Federation going towards the dark side, essentially blowing the most important part of Star Trek out the air lock. DS9 had some outstanding individual episodes though, e.g. Trials and Tribble-ations is among my all-time favorite Star Trek episodes.

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    85. Re:It kinda sucks. by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      Previous Star Treks have been episodic, with the situation being reset after each one.

      Ummm ... no. TOS and TNG were episodic. Voyager was episodic with a semi-continued story arc. DS9 was a continued story with some episodic episodes. Enterprise was a long story arc with many episodic episodes.

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    86. Re:It kinda sucks. by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      To alleviate that, we have received a badass white alpha male security officer that totally banged a klingon woman and lived to tell the tale! I wonder if that counts double?

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    87. Re:It kinda sucks. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Everything else feels like a bog standard Hollywood action movie with tons of CG.

      Indeed and The Orville does pretty well on this front with a LOT smaller budget than STD. Shows stand and fall on good characters and story lines and I'll accept lower production quality if they have the former. And while it seems like many people here don't like Seth MacFarlane, The Orville seems like a more positive show about discovery while ST: Discovery seems more about war. I prefer the former to the latter.

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    88. Re:It kinda sucks. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      No alcohol? Why was there a bar at 10 Forward then? Money is not silly to get rid of in a post-scarcity society.

      They have synthehol, all the taste and smell of alcohol but none of the effects. The actual set up of the Star Trek post-scarcity society is a much larger discussion that is mirrored with societies like The Culture with questions like "Why doesn't everybody get a spaceship?", "If Captain Pickard (or Kirk) gets a nice French farm to live on, why doesn't everybody?"

    89. Re:It kinda sucks. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Two more: Deflector dish

      Not sure I see the issue with this one. We have dishes for transmitting all kinds of RF signals now, using them to transmit whatever is used to generate deflector shields doesn't seem to unlikely.

      Already some thoughts on this: NASA proposes a magnetic shield to protect Mars' atmosphere:

      ... they suggested that by positioning a magnetic dipole shield at the Mars L1 Lagrange Point, an artificial magnetosphere could be formed that would encompass the entire planet, thus shielding it from solar wind and radiation. (see third graphic down)

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    90. Re:It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Put any of these things on and wear them to work, if you still have a job tomorrow, tell us what your boss said.

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    91. Re:It kinda sucks. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Warp drive is not beyond the realms of being real. Scientists have theorised about how a real warp drive might work.

      Faster than light travel is more of a... problem though.

      Actually... While the speed of light is a constraint for things traveling *in* space it apparently doesn't apply to Space itself. The Alcubierre Drive is theorized to work by warping space itself to achieve effective FTL travel. From the Wikipedia article:

      Rather than exceeding the speed of light within a local reference frame, a spacecraft would traverse distances by contracting space in front of it and expanding space behind it, resulting in effective faster-than-light travel. Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

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    92. Re: It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Merely nitpicking, but slave-trade in Europe started being made illegal in 1792 - the notion that differently-coloured people were inferior was going away by 1800, and only maintained for financial gain.

      So ... I guess this show was not racist but rather some of that odd British humor I keep hearing about?

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    93. Re:It kinda sucks. by Major_Disorder · · Score: 1

      Tunics, gladiator sandals, uniforms, tuxedos, retro designed cars, gothic and roman style buildings are built today, classical music is still listened to.

      Put any of these things on and wear them to work, if you still have a job tomorrow, tell us what your boss said.

      I wore a tuxedo to work last night. No problem.
      But that might be because I am a headwaiter...

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    94. Re:It kinda sucks. by fazig · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you remember the Iconian Gateways that were seen in TNG and later in DS9 again.
      Developed by an ancient race - the Iconians - who perished some 200,000 years ago. In both TNG and DS9 the technology was deemed to be too dangerous and therefore destroyed by the Starfleet officers respectively. If we can believe Memory Alpha as a reliable source of information on Star Trek, then the Iconians did make some kind of appearance in one of the Discovery episodes: http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/... . Although I can neither confirm nor deny it personally.
      So if you are willing to suspend your disbelief for the older Treks, is it so difficult to accept that they could have stumbled upon a similar technology in Discovery and might later abandon it for moralistic reasons?

    95. Re:It kinda sucks. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      To alleviate that, we have received a badass white alpha male security officer that totally banged a klingon woman and lived to tell the tale! I wonder if that counts double?

      'Fraid not, because Shazad Latif (born Shazad Khaliq Iqbal) is half-Pakistani.

      HUGE threat to white-manliness.

    96. Re:It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      This is not enough, and it is not stressed enough!

      Don't you know that it is NEVER enough?

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    97. Re:It kinda sucks. by azaana · · Score: 1

      "Are you going for a part in Macbeth after work?" and "don't go in the machine shop with all that excess fabric" People don't care if your not customer facing and not being indecent.

    98. Re:It kinda sucks. by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      Oh, noes, my world crumbles! CRUMBLES, I say!

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    99. Re:It kinda sucks. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In sane countries, yes.

      I had an employer who would make me wear a shirt and tie despite having no contact with customers in any way. Needless to say that I didn't have that employer longer than I absolutely had to.

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    100. Re:It kinda sucks. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      'Fraid not, because Shazad Latif (born Shazad Khaliq Iqbal) is half-Pakistani. HUGE threat to white-manliness.

      Why? Aren't Pakistani white Indo-Europeans?

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    101. Re: It kinda sucks. by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I am less concerned with the hand-waving behind teleportation via transporter technology than the resulting effects which Star Trek barely touched. ...

      Let's say we've reached step. one. We've recorded our customer and we now have a record and a ball of ionised plasma. Why not beam the record to two receivers? Now we've got a duplicator. The legalities get sticky. We could get around them by permitting one, say, one Isaac Asimov to a planet; but who gets the royalties on the FOUNDATION trilogy?

      Similarly, you can keep the record. You fire the signal at the receiver, but you store the tape. Ten years later the passenger walks in front of a bus. You can recreate him from tape, minus ten years of his life. But-aside from questions concerning his soul-can he collect his own life insurance?

      Suppose we change our mind after step one. We store the tape instead of firing it. Is it kidnapping? Or, in view of the fact that we have mortally vaporized a man, is it murder? Does it cease to be murder if we reconstitute him before the trial?

      Finally, we assume an advance whereby we needn't destroy the model to get the record. Shouldn't we destroy him anyway? Otherwise he hasn't gone anywhere.

      ...

      THE ASSUMPTION: We don't need a transmitter. Our teleport receiver will bring anything to itself, from anywhere. Limitations may exist as to distance or mass of cargo.
      THE RESULT: Thieves capable of stealing anything from anyone in perfect safety.

      ...

      THE ASSUMPTION: No receiver is needed. Our teleport transmitter will place its cargo anywhere we choose.
      THE RESULT: We can put a bomb anywhere.

      Little of this happens or is addressed in Star Trek but why? It is right up there is why being out of phase allows you to pass through walls but not carpet glue.

    102. Re:It kinda sucks. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      No manly-man snowflake would accept that.

  5. Fixed that for you by sheramil · · Score: 1

    "Discovery has certainly benefited from plenty of hype, since it's the first Trek show to have a character shout 'Fuck!'"

  6. Highest in history... Trust me. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    CBS refused to offer numbers, but did boast that Discovery's debut lead to the highest number of sign-ups in the history of its All Access service.

    Said CBS spokesman Donald Trump.

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    1. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 1

      I bet the next step is copy Trump's inauguration debacle and claim they got just as many subscribers as Netflix.

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    2. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      CBS refused to offer numbers, but did boast that Discovery's debut lead to the highest number of sign-ups in the history of its All Access service.

      Said CBS spokesman Donald Trump.

      Think about what they actually said more carefully

      in the history of its All Access service

      That isn't a high bar at all. In fact if it didn't result in the highest number of signups then it would be a massive, massive failure.

    3. Re: Highest in history... Trust me. by PaulRivers10 · · Score: 1

      I know, this is the first thing I thought to. Service is brand new. First major show on it. It's like those "You're my favorite 2nd oldest sister" or "You're my favorite (only) father in the whole world!" jokes.

    4. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Trump's become a meme. Like Natalie Portman's hot grits imagining a beowulf cluster in Soviet Russia.

      He'll probably be around /. longer than he'll be president.

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    5. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      CBS refused to offer numbers, but did boast that Discovery's debut lead to the highest number of sign-ups in the history of its All Access service.

      I bet they claimed the same thing just after their first customer signed up.
      Then again the month when two more customers signed up.

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    6. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, citizens piss on Trump!

      I don't know if that was a joke.

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    7. Re: Highest in history... Trust me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Convince him to stop tweeting and saying stupid stuff all day, every day and we can start to ignore that bumbling incompetent egomaniacal child.

    8. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Said CBS spokesman Donald Trump.

      That's unkind. Donald Trump outright lies, where as I have no reason not to believe the CBS spokesman saying they have a record number of signups. They have doubled the number from 1 to 2.

    9. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      And yet it's only anonymous cowards complaining about it. Log in and maybe people will take you seriously....

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    10. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Honestly at this point I don't know why Slashdot just doesn't kill the AC posting. It's becoming rarer that anything interesting is ever posted by ACs, and most seem like refugees from 4chan.

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    11. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by barbariccow · · Score: 1

      I believe by "sign-ups" they are referring to NEW customers signing up, not total number of people who signed up in the history of the service.

    12. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      those aren't elves they're clones of Sessions, the AG

    13. Re:Highest in history... Trust me. by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      you must be new.

  7. Not even fit for "extra-legal" torrenting by CarterMeyers · · Score: 1

    Fuck cbs and "star trek" discovery. I wouldn't waste my datacap and hard drive space even if I could get it free.

    1. Re:Not even fit for "extra-legal" torrenting by schleimkeim · · Score: 1

      >he has a datacap haha

  8. Re:I still worry. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Really surprised CBS didn't offer a better line-up for launch. They have what, 3 exclusive shows; and none of them really have crossover appeal.

  9. Re: I still worry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Where did you see Star Trek was back?
    If they renamed "The 100" Star Trek, would you be happy at yet another Star Trek?

  10. It’s a matter of perspective by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ”CBS refused to offer numbers, but did boast that Discovery's debut lead to the highest number of sign-ups in the history of its All Access service.”

    So that means at least 10 people signed up because of Discovery, I’m guessing?

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  11. I don't care. by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    I didn't really like the new show. Not sure why, I used to like Star Trek, so I figured that I would really like it.
    It seems a bit off.

    1. Re:I don't care. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Poor alt-right snowflake. If having social justice "shoved down your throat" is something you don't like, then how is it you ever watched Star Trek? The Kirk-Uruha kiss was just as shocking as showing of a gay couple in this show, and really, they don't do anything but have a bit of "couple banter", that is until one of them is revealed to have an evil mirror twin.

      You know what, there are gay people in the world, and whether sad little bigots like you like it or not, they are now allowed to come out of their closet. If you think, in the 23rd century, delicate little alt-right snowflakes like you will have any place in society, then you're even dumber than you are pathetic.

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  12. Nope by Nocturrne · · Score: 2

    I downloaded the first 2 episodes, watched half of the first one, then deleted them both. I want some compensation for my wasted time and mental suffering.

    1. Re:Nope by Zedrick · · Score: 1

      You've never seen Star Trek before? It usually takes at least 2 seasons for the series to get any good.

    2. Re:Nope by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      You've never seen Star Trek before? It usually takes at least 2 seasons for the series to get any good.

      To truly appreciate it you have to see it in the original Klingon.

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  13. The Orville by Jezral · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should fire the writers of Discovery and hire the Orville team instead. Marry the solid writing of a real Star Trek show (The Orville) with the high production values of the knock-off (Discovery).

    The Orville is a true to form Star Trek show disguised as generic sci-fi.
    Discovery is generic sci-fi disguised as Star Trek.

    1. Re:The Orville by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      I'm guessing The Orville season two will drop some more of the comedy, and it'll basically be Star Trek in all ways that matter.

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    2. Re:The Orville by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      - An entire episode about a society that thinks women are inferior...

      The ferengi...

    3. Re:The Orville by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just think about the SJW-Trek bullshit that The Orville has been putting out:

      Ok lets see your examples of SJW stuff...

      Away teams consisting of three women, one man and one robot, and the women spend many minutes of screen time talking about their feelings

      No, thats not SJW stuff. SJW stuff is not "stuff that old people may not like" ... SJW is making it gratuitous. For instance your next point fits the bill, because the homosexual scenes were gratuitous, they were the plot.

      Multiple domestic conflict situations, including an overtly gay couple and an episode where the captain and first officer spent most of the time together in an apartment talking about their relationship

      Star Trek didnt make Kirk kissing Uhura the plot. Star Trek in fact *downplayed* its significance. Meanwhile the homosexual scenes in that other show *were* the plot. It was gratuitous. Instead of just being there to show how normal it was in the future, instead it consumes the episodes to show how abnormal it is today. Its needlessly gratuitous bullshit. Full blown SJW crap.

      An entire episode about a society that thinks women are inferior and forces gender transitions on infants

      Nothing SJW about that.

      The old "religious zealots" plot line, an obvious dig at religious conservatives

      Sure, not a dig at the religious liberals. Your true intolerant colors are showing.

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    4. Re:The Orville by Baron_Yam · · Score: 2

      The only SJW stuff on Orville so far has been episode 3. That was such ham-fisted propaganda that the writers of Let That Be Your Last Battlefield are subtle to the point of inscrutability in comparison.

      Though I should say, in complete harmony with Trek... the 'science' behind it was so bad it was cringe-worthy.

      First, I'd like whoever decided an 'all-male' species could be a thing without cloning or somesuch to take a basic biology course.

    5. Re:The Orville by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile the homosexual scenes in that other show *were* the plot.

      Sorry, which show and which scene specifically?

      Discovery had two guys brushing their teeth before bed. It was part of the plot, giving important character development and insight into how the ship runs.

      In The Orville the same-sex aspect was just background to the gender issue, and some cheap laughs about how two men in a relationship have arguments just like opposite sex couples do.

      Star Trek didnt make Kirk kissing Uhura the plot. Star Trek in fact *downplayed* its significance.

      It was a huge deal at the time, getting a lot of press coverage. Roddenberry had great difficulty getting the executives to agree to it, and would have gone much further if he had been able to get away with it.

      Nothing SJW about that.

      So... Gender issues, not SJW, same-sex couples, SJW. I'm not liking where this is going.

      Sure, not a dig at the religious liberals.

      I was thinking more of the "clash of civilizations" bullshit and of course some straight up xenophobia with a thin veneer of reason we had from the Vulcans this week.

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    6. Re:The Orville by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Orville is pretty hit or miss.
      the obvious fanboydom towards trek and thorny moral issues is cool....but the macfarlane caliber jokes can go away.

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    7. Re:The Orville by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I hope not.

      I used to say that Scrubs was the most realistic medical show on TV. Because (for people that work there) hospitals are a lot of fun. A lot of crazy shit and stupid stuff happens and you just have to keep a straight face in front of the patients.

      The Orville reminds me of that. In front of the new alien races you act respectful. Other than that, you act normally. You curse, make practical jokes, and watch TV on the biggest screen you got (even if it's the main viewport for the space ship).

    8. Re:The Orville by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      The Orville is a true to form Star Trek show disguised as generic sci-fi.
      Discovery is generic sci-fi disguised as Star Trek.

      Uh...no. Well, not yet, anyway.

      Right now, Orville is not Trek; it is not even Trek-like. "Orville" has a satirical element that riffs on Trekish memes to score SJW points. And given its overt imitation of characters from Trek, it also could be called a parody of Trek. But neither of these characterizations put it into the Trek universe. Trek was *never* a satire or a parody. Let's get that straight.

      Right now, after seven episodes, "Orville" is in the same spectrum of spoofs that has Quark on one end and Red Dwarf at the other. "Quark" was a spoof of 70's era sci-fi created by a guy who was well known for spoofing other genres. "Red Dwarf" was a parody of 80's era British sitcoms (in space!) that lampooned the whole "annoying people having vaguely interesting things to say" schematic that every British sitcom has followed to this day.

      If Macfarlane can resist mining cultural memes from his adolescence for quick humor (e.g. see any episode of "Family Guy" when Macfarlane was directly involved with the writing) "Orville" can become something more.

      There are hints of a different path Macfarlane could be contemplating for the series. For example, In S1E4, the government sanctioned murder of a dissident by a violent mob of intolerant alt-right standins was a good sign that Macfarlane can read the zeitgeist. Subtlety is not Macfarlane's strong suit, so the fact that he didn't give the despotic leader of the government a bad comb-over to drive the point home is an indication that Macfarlane might be considering a different approach.

      There are other hints of it, especially in the evolving arc of Bortus' "son," and the potential arc involving the rescued Krill children darkly hinted at in S1E6.

      McFarlane has created a spoof, but to what end? Trek was not about satire. If anything, it was about social commentary. Stephen Colbert's widely successful "The Colbert Report," a textbook perfect example of satire that deconstructed right-wing bloviators like Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh is something I hope Macfarlane is shooting for. Satire is one method of social commentary, but it is not the only one. Handled well, the way Colbert handled his conservative alter ego, it can be devastating. But it is too targeted. A culture as sick as ours needs a broad spectrum cure, and social commentary in a popular TV series *can* reach far more people.

      Granted, much of the hype surrounding ST:Discovery was about the stated intention of the creative team to use the show as a vehicle for social commentary a la ST:TOS. Macfarlane made no such announcement, but it seems that he is leaving himself some room to go that route.

      Linking the bad guys with the alt-right wackos emboldened by the dumpster fire president we elected is probably not going to end well for either series. "Remain Klingon" and "Make America Great Again" are too similar in meaning to be a coincidence, and as soon as the alt right realize that they are ST:Discovery's Klingons, and Macfarlane's Krill in "Orville," it is going to get ugly, fast.

    9. Re:The Orville by Jezral · · Score: 2

      "Orville" has a satirical element that riffs on Trekish memes to score SJW points. And given its overt imitation of characters from Trek, it also could be called a parody of Trek.

      I definitely disagree. The Orville is neither spoof, satire, nor parody. The science is solid and the characters are all highly competent at their jobs. They don't make fun of technobabble, or races, or maritime ranks, or code of ethics, or anything else I can think of that's inherent to Star Trek.

      The Orville doesn't make fun of any aspect of Star Trek. It merely adds a few jokes on top. And yes, some of those jokes are not fitting in the otherwise competent execution, but it seems they are dialing it to something that's tolerable for everyone.

    10. Re:The Orville by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      The Orville is a true to form Star Trek show disguised as generic sci-fi.

      No, it's not. One gets no sense that The Orville's characters feel like they belong to a strong organization they deeply believe in - to them, what they do is simply a job, and not a career. There's no higher purpose, and no reason at all, apparently, for them to be "out there", except to take a paycheck, bicker, and make jokes. This failure hits Seth's character the worst, where purpose is all the more important to see in a captain: he is given position of authority - what Weber calls rational-legal authority - but his role is completely devoid of any charismatic or traditional elements of authority. Unlike Star Trek, The Orville's conception of what life will be like in the future is nihilistic and dystopian at its heart.

      The Family Guy-style humor makes this lack of purpose worse, because it makes it hard to take any of the characters seriously and therefore care about them. Paradoxically, the more seriously a show takes its premise and its characters, the more opportunities there are to have extremely funny, memorable humor. This series will have no Tuvok choking the shit out of Neelix, or "get the cheese to sickbay" moments.

      For these reasons,The Orville is not good science fiction. And - notwithstanding Discovery - it doesn't compare favorably at all to Star Trek.

    11. Re:The Orville by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      First, I'd like whoever decided an 'all-male' species could be a thing without cloning or somesuch to take a basic biology course.

      On our own little blue speck, Komodo dragons will reproduce via parthenogenesis, asexual reproduction. Female dragons held in captivity without access to a mate have been known to lay eggs where all of the viable ones are male. Another species of lizard has members that are all female.

      On that note, I'd say that the 'all male' alien species actually isn't. One, since the show revolved around there being females of their race, and two, the male-appearance aliens would fit the definition of hermaphrodites since they can both lay eggs and fertilize them.

    12. Re:The Orville by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They're all-female / hermaphroditic. There can be no such thing as a naturally reproducing 'all-male' species by the very definition.

      But as I said, scientific ignorance is yet another Trek tradition they're honouring here, intentionally or not. (Either way I still don't like it when they use 'science' my kids would laugh at)

    13. Re:The Orville by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      You are obviously not watching the same show I am.

    14. Re:The Orville by Megane · · Score: 2

      When it hadn't shown yet, people were expecting The Family Guy in Space, full of fart jokes. Maybe that's even what Seth made the network think in order to sell it. Then while watching it, the captain has to have his ex as a first officer? Married with Crew? Nope, they use it for occasional gags, but nowhere near too much.

      It has basically serious plots with a dysfunctional and irreverent crew, explained in-story by "we have three thousand ships that need crew!", and since Mercer didn't rate a prime post, he rightfully gets a ship with less than the best crew. But in the end, they still get it done. Yeah, The Orville can probably be best described as "Star Trek: Scrubs".

      But most of all, what it has and STD lacks is fun.

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    15. Re:The Orville by Megane · · Score: 1

      Episode 3 was just breaking the "starship crew always saves the day" trope. If Kirk or Picard had been involved, they would have won. And it was also parodying SJW in the first place, by making the transition to male rather than to female.

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    16. Re:The Orville by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They're all-female / hermaphroditic. There can be no such thing as a naturally reproducing 'all-male' species by the very definition.

      I understand your point about a species being all-male being unable to reproduce, but that doesn't seem to be the case here. You're straying into the territory of biological sex vrs. gender, which could vary among alien races as it does among humans. For a race that does have actual sexual dimorphism, being hermaphroditic and declaring yourself 'male' wouldn't be surprising.

      Besides, can't you appreciate the humor of a incredibly stoic masculine character where incubating a giant egg by sitting on it is completely normal for him?

      But as I said, scientific ignorance is yet another Trek tradition they're honouring here, intentionally or not. (Either way I still don't like it when they use 'science' my kids would laugh at)

      It's science fiction, meant to entertain, not to present an accurate future reality. It's enough that these shows use terms like dark matter or pulsars or nuetrino, in context to at least spark curiosity as to what those things actually are.

    17. Re:The Orville by Mascot · · Score: 1

      When it hadn't shown yet, people were expecting The Family Guy in Space, full of fart jokes.

      I watched the first episode and thought that's exactly what was delivered. Granted, I haven't watched much Family Guy so perhaps the similarity is less than I remember it to be, but Orville was full of puerile toilet humor. I couldn't stand it.

      There are some forms of humor where it doesn't necessarily matter if I get the joke or not. Where, if I don't, it doesn't actively detract from everything around it. I've found toilet humor to be the opposite, it actively ruins any ability to enjoy the surrounding show.

      Remove the inane attempts at humor, and I'm pretty sure I would have loved the show. Can't win 'em all.

    18. Re:The Orville by Agripa · · Score: 1

      First, I'd like whoever decided an 'all-male' species could be a thing without cloning or somesuch to take a basic biology course.

      They covered that without explaining it and established that the situation is artificial and deliberate.

      If you want to complain about biology, then how about Klingons, Romulans, Vulcans, Humans, and some others all apparently being the same species.

    19. Re:The Orville by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It really sounds like you guys don't actually like Star Trek, because that episode was classic Trek. It's always been about not so subtle social justice, that was the basic premise and the best thing about it.

      If you don't like these issues being addressed directly then Trek is not the show for you.

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  14. All Access is what? by SJ · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming All Access is a US thing. We have been watching it on Netflix here in Oz.

  15. Positive here by cerberusss · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm seeing some negativity here, but I very much enjoy this season. It's Star Trek, but for once its crew is not infallible and almost-perfect. Nope, these people are damaged goods. Captain Lorca has been trapped, tortured, had to abandon his crew, etc. So he is VERY focused, to the point where you not only think "wow, this is a tough S.O.B." and then continues into the territory of eye-for-an-eye.

    I don't much like their Spore Drive, but the dark and serious atmosphere makes it worth it, IMHO.

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    1. Re:Positive here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For me what made star trek be star trek was not having that constant source of conflict. Every scifi show these days has crew conflict. It's refreshing to watch star trek(not discovery, obviously) and see a set of competent, professional people working together for a common good. They may have philosophical disagreements from time to time, but they respect each other and work it out. That's the utopian star trek universe and I miss it. If i want inner conflict between main characters, ostensibly on the same side, i'll go watch battlestar galactica, dark matter, or one of umpteen other "dark future" scifi shows.

    2. Re:Positive here by AntiSol · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's precisely why this is not Star Trek. The crew are supposed to be "infallible and near-perfect". The whole point is to show an optimistic future where humanity has overcome its petty differences and started actually working for the betterment of all. This is the core principle of Star Trek. Everything else is a side-effect of that. If you want to watch people squabble over inconsequential things and torture animals for their benefit, go watch something that isn't Star Trek. There's tons of it, and lots of it is great if that's what you're looking for.

      This isn't Star Trek, this is "Generic action sci-fi show #48911" with a Star Trek sticker slapped on it so that people will buy it.

    3. Re:Positive here by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm seeing some negativity here, but I very much enjoy this season. It's Star Trek, but for once its crew is not infallible and almost-perfect.

      You mean at least for twice, because what about Enterprise? Except hey, there was some defection and terrorism going on in DS9, too. I guess that's for thrice.

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    4. Re:Positive here by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      Does that mean they can never make a series that shows how they got from humanity of today to that optimistic future? I'm sure it could be an interesting story.

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      When someone says, "Any fool can see ..." they're usually exactly right.
    5. Re:Positive here by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I refer you to DS9. On that show we saw what the Federation was like at war. How war itself screwed people up, and how sometimes principals had to be sacrificed. And there has always been Section 31.

      Discovery is exploring that in more detail by focusing on a ship where the captain is willing to do what it takes to win the war. Or rather was willing, at the end of the last episode we saw that he had taken some advice and decided not to be so cavalier.

      It would be boring if every Star Trek show was the same. The Orville is going to fall into that trap eventually - for every episode so far you can point to an episode of Star Trek with basically the same plot. I guess that's why they are trying to introduce a race of religious extremists to have a war with, to give them somewhere to go beyond recycling old sci-fi tropes we have seen countless times before.

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    6. Re:Positive here by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >The crew are supposed to be "infallible and near-perfect". The whole point is to show an optimistic future where humanity has overcome its petty differences and started actually working for the betterment of all.

      Well... first, none of the original crew was perfect. They just did their best (which is more inspiring than their simply being ideal humans to start with).

      And humanity will never overcome its differences entirely, that's nature at work. You might as well talk of the day the law of gravity is repealed. Today audiences do expect a little more realistic a portrayal, even in utopian settings.

      'Trek' these days is anything with the name slapped on it that uses warp drive and phasers, substitutes technobabble and deus ex machina for good writing, and (in the words of Patricia Tallman) "has a lot of aliens with forehead vaginas".

    7. Re: Positive here by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Was DS9 also not Star Trek?

      It was not Roddenberry's Star Trek, certainly. It lacked the sense of exploration and discovery, and it was a darker, grittier Star Trek universe, rather than the more optimistic, upbeat TNG. I think a lot of people liked DS9 for those latter points, while many Star Trek fans like myself and my parents didn't care much for it for exactly those same reasons.

      Speaking in hindsight (I watched it later), I think DS9 was a pretty good show, especially in the latter seasons. I just don't consider it to be a great Star Trek, if that makes sense. It's sort of similar to how I think the JJ Abrams remakes are pretty good shows, objectively speaking, but feel a lot more like Star Wars than Star Trek to me.

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    8. Re:Positive here by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Uh no, he "took that advice" because the Admiral was going to relieve him of command when she got back from negotiating with the Klingons. In fact, i suspect he put forward that she should go in Sarek's place precisely because he suspected it was a trap, and with her a Klingon prisoner, his command was safe.

      Lorca is one bad dude, the kind of guy you want on your side when you want to win a war, but dangerous and obsessed.

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    9. Re:Positive here by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Except we know that the Star Trek that we grew up only happened after the Federation fought some major wars against the Romulans and Klingons. You saw it in Captain Sisko a bit, that willingness, when the chips are down and the enemy is sufficiently strong to wipe you out, that morals and ethics have to be pushed aside. Still, Lorca is Sisko on steroids. Sisko at least would wring his hands when he had to do a dirty deed, Lorca literally doesn't seem to care that he's utterly surrendered any notion of ethics. He wants to kill Klingons, pure and simple.

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    10. Re:Positive here by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I guess another possibility is that Lorca wants her to stew in Klingon captivity for a while in the hope that she ends up siding with him on taking risks to rescue valuable POWs.

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    11. Re:Positive here by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think he wants her dead. Lorca is a fanatic, a complete fruitcake. In the real world, even if his actions were justified, any captain who killed his own crew, even if to prevent them becoming a part of a Klingon menu, would never be given command of a ship again.

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    12. Re:Positive here by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      I might consider it a good show if it where not trying to be Star Trek, with the declaration of being TOS canonical no less. I am honestly not sure. As a Trek fan, the show provides me with too much cognitive dissonance to enjoy. So I stopped watching.

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    13. Re: Positive here by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Everything that made DS9 what it was comes down to Elim Garak. He was the very epitome of what that series ended up being about. He was the ultimate pragmatist, the very living embodiment of Asimov's axiom "Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." When he goes beyond even Sisko's plan of giving the Romulan's fake evidence of the Dominion preparing to attack them, and actually bombs the Romulan Senator's ship to out and out frame the Dominion for his murder, and thus draw Romulus on to the Federation and Klingon Empire's side, you watched probably the most extraordinary ST episode of them all. In the final scenes, where Sisko basically says "Yeah, that totally sucks what Garak and I did, but I can live with it," it was like a smack in the face, because really, that's what total war is. Whether it's the March to the Sea during the US Civil War, the horrors of the Western and Eastern Fronts during WWI, and really, every damned second of the Second World War, the only objective becomes victory.

      And Garak represents that fundamental amorality of war, where the sort of high-minded talk of "doing the right thing" fades in the face of the necessity. Both DS9 and now Discovery show us what I imagine the Federation really is like, a relatively liberal, plutocratic and benign government, but one that is prepared, if its survival is at stake, to do whatever is necessary.

      Lorca is Sisko on steroids, who has abandoned even the handwringing that Sisko would do when he was forced to compromise his principles. Perhaps if the Dominion War had gone on longer, Sisko would have become Lorca.

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    14. Re:Positive here by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'd say he's already the focus. Burnham appears to be the cipher; the outsider (due to her upbringing and mutiny), so she's a proxy for the viewer. But Lorca is absolutely fascinating. Clearly damaged, so damaged that he probably should be in a rubber room, but he's the kind of man that is created by the fortunes and necessities of war.

      When General Sherman began his March to the Sea, which some argue is the first true example of Total War, the entire intention was to utterly cripple the Confederacy at every point; burn their fields, terrorize their populace, disrupt infrastructure. The only thing Lincoln, Grant and Sherman cared about at that point was the destruction of the Confederacy's ability to make war. In every way it was amoral, if not outright evil, and yet that's what technically advanced warfare is. Once you have a fully industrialized war, there's only one way to win against an enemy of similar capability, and that is to smash their ability to supply and feed their troops, and even further, to utterly demoralize the civilian population.

      Lorca is just that kind of commander, a man who apparently only has one thing in front of him, defeating the Klingon Empire. He doesn't care who he has to draft, who he has to send to their death, or any other objective. His focus on that goal makes him possibly the most frightening Trek captain ever, but it makes him a fascinating character study in a creature of war.

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    15. Re:Positive here by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      The Maquis in Voyager weren't exactly paragons of virtue either...

    16. Re: Positive here by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Yep, absolutely agree, although I can't comment on Lorca, not having seen ST:D yet.

      It's interesting characterization, and probably a lot more honest about human nature than Roddenbery's vision of Star Trek, showing the conflict between high minded ideas and the reality of a total war. But again, it's really more a matter of whether one is interested in watching that sort of conflict as a Star Trek show, instead of the more high-minded TNG episodic formula.

      I think for many people, the draw of Star Trek is not simply a fascination of the stories and technologies, but the idealized potential of what humanity could aspire to: an end to war, poverty, and basic wants on Earth, with a drive towards the betterment of self, rather than chasing material wealth. We can turn on ANY show and witness the ugly side of human nature. Star Trek was actually pretty unique in that manner. If you take that aspect away, in my opinion, it just becomes another sci-fi series.

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    17. Re: Positive here by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'm sure for some people, the attraction of Star Trek is largely fulfilled by TOS, TNG and even Enterprise, and the darker vision of the Federation, when pushed to the limit, is unsettling. I even remember at the time that some people had a real problem with some of the later DS9 episodes, like an attempted coup to overthrow the civilian Federation government, or the aforementioned episode where Garak and Sisko plot to use falsified data to get the romulans to abandon their treaty with the Dominion ("It's a faaaaake" isn't a meme for nothing), as compromising Roddenberry's vision.

      If you liked DS9, you'll see where Discovery comes from, because Discovery largely plops you down in the Federation's previous existential crisis; the war with the Klingons. Enterprise might even have gone there if season 5 had ever happened, because by all accounts the Federation's war with the Romulans was going to be the overarching arc then.

      TOS and TNG really show us the Federation as pretty much the supreme power in what we would later call the Alpha Quadrant. It was sort of the United States of its era, and it's no accident that Roddenberry called it the United Federation of Planets, and that later TOS's filled that out with a presidency and council which heavily resemble the USA or the UN. That was Roddenberry's idealism, but we all know you don't get that kind of idealism without sacrifice, that peace requires a readiness for war. I like Discovery for that, because, and maybe this isn't intentional, it is the spiritual heir of DS9, intentionally plopping us right down into the era immediately preceding TOS, when the Federation is fighting a determined enemy that is threatening the Federation's existence.

      I believe Captain Archer, Captain Kirk or Captain Picard would have done well in such an era, but I believe that necessity would make them more like Sisko and less like the idealists both men really were. They were the beneficiaries of the kinds of peace that harder and yes, much more amoral men win. The best one could hope for is that they become like Sisko, idealistic men who are forced to become considerably more nuanced, and yes, even compromised, forced to admit that sometimes the greater good requires sacrifices of not just lives, but ideals.

      Don't listen to the naysayers. Discovery isn't perfect, but it's a definite nod to DS9, which I regard as the second best Trek after TOS, because instead of being about the cultural issues that Trek and TNG often were about, it's about the fundamental nature of the Federation, and how such a government would have to work, and how it will offload its dirty deeds on to secret agencies and the military.

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    18. Re: Positive here by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I'd certainly give Discovery a shot, but I'm not interested enough to subscribe to a streaming service for that single show. As soon as it's available within my regular services (meaning Netflix or Amazon Prime), I'll give it a watch. Who knows when or if that happens, though.

      I honestly believe Enterprise could have been a hit if the producers or writers hadn't insisted on wasting time with aliens we never heard of and cared nothing about, the temporal cold war, and so on. It's as if they seemed insistent on keeping the show away from so many of the most interesting possibilities of exploring the early Star Trek universe. I also wasn't a fan of how it played to the lowest common denominator in other ways, of course. And ugh... that opening music. I always loved Star Trek's sweeping symphonic scores, but that... it felt like the producers were pandering to a new audience demographic, and just pissing on the original fans. I went into that show really wanting to like it, and just felt completely disappointed.

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    19. Re: Positive here by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      You're right. Enterprise squandered so many opportunities, and really only started to deal with storylines I wanted to see from a prequel after the ax had come down and they decided to push through the kinds of stories they should have done all along. But to my mind, the worst sin was that for a show that was supposed to be a reboot, it seemed to possess the worst aspects of DS9 and Voyager, the latter in particular. They had a fresh canvass, but no fresh ideas.

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    20. Re:Positive here by Ultimate+Statement · · Score: 1
      I second that, because Star Trek should be about, among other things, exploring our fascination for space, but in these last years it is more of "let us find and kick the alien butt that is trying to destroy us". It is as if it the franchise has been infiltrated (oops!).

      The show, as many contemporary productions, is shallow and relies heavily on CGI, but eye candy won`t magically let us forget the plot is out of sync with the rest of the franchise. Granted they were no allowed to use the star fleet uniforms looks, the look of the klingons, etc., so they had to do with whatwas left.
      They should have made a show for a future beyond TNG, there it would have fit perfectly with pristine computer production. And give me a plot I can remember for ex. first massive encounter with a positive race, the history of how we made it from a world run by money to a world where resources are abundant, the end of fossil and atomic energy production, how does 2017 looked from their perspective and so on.

    21. Re:Positive here by AntiSol · · Score: 1

      The harm done to the tardigrade was not agreed-to across the board. As the captain had mentioned, this ship was at war. The captain is willing to take questionable actions in order to defend his people. War is horrible, and this captain is a maverick.

      If it was just that the captain is a maverick (or, more accurately, war criminal) and we could expect to see a real starfleet ship turn up and take him into custody then that would be fine. But the problem is much deeper than that - instead of what you describe we have starfleet admirals saying "we need more tardigrades!" without even bothering to ask whether it's being harmed. Sure, the harm might not have been agreed to by everyone, but there's still a whole lot of people who just don't give a shit. And that list includes starfleet admirals.

      Which means that they're not starfleet.

      Which means this is not Star Trek.

  16. Who is CBS? by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    I thought that was the Canadian Broadcast Service or something, but from the comments, it appears to be a US thingy.

    My "cut cord" doesn't have anything but streaming channels for video.

    1. Re:Who is CBS? by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Star Trek Discovery isn't actually able to be viewed on CBS broadcast, only streaming.

    2. Re:Who is CBS? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      CBS stands for Columbia Broadcasting System. It's the broadcast TV arm of what was called Viacom (and is now CBS Corporation), which is a major TV/music/movies media powerhouse, and is one of the big five US TV networks, the others being NBC, ABC (Disney), Fox, and the publicly run PBS.

      CBS has owned the Star Trek franchise since its creation in the 1960s.

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    3. Re:Who is CBS? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >I thought that was the Canadian Broadcast Service or something

      We have the CBC - the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, and they do television and radio pretty much across the whole country.

    4. Re:Who is CBS? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I was kind of wondering, because the word "fuck" was said twice in a row an episode or two ago. Quite jarring in fact, the most severe dialogue in Trek since a "double dumb ass on you".

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    5. Re:Who is CBS? by cstacy · · Score: 1

      I was kind of wondering, because the word "fuck" was said twice in a row an episode or two ago.



      Are you sure that wasn't Seth Trek?
  17. Re:I don't care. Me neither by petes_PoV · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I didn't really like the new show. Not sure why

    Here's my reasons - see if any strike a chord.

    First of all, none of the characters are likeable. I wouldn't care if any or all of them got eaten by their monster-cum-computer.
    Second, the show lacks the "lightness" and humanity of previous incarnations. (Although Voyager comes close, in terms of grinding tedium and unnecessary earnestness).
    Finally, the Klingons. Really? The show simply doesn't need all that pseudo-religious claptrap. In TOS and others, they were a bit-part, just another baddie. I have no desire to bond with them and don't need any of their back story, culture or infighting. Just shoot the suckers!

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  18. 7.3 on iMDB by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Uh... 7.3 on iMDB for a TV show, that's not good. No need to wait.

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    1. Re:7.3 on iMDB by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but look at how many 1 star reviews using the term "SJW" there are.

      It's clear that a lot of people had decided this show was crap before it even aired, and were primed and triggered by anti-SJW rants on Reddit and YouTube to hate it from the start.

      If you scroll past them and read the more balanced reviews, or check YouTube reviews from long established Star Trek fan channels, they are generally quite positive.

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    2. Re:7.3 on iMDB by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Ugh. I mis-phrased that. I meant to say that when I read "SJW" I interpret it to mean that the person speaking has turned off his brain. not the other way around. whoops. I meant to imply that people who use the phrase "SJW" would probably get the redass from that link.

    3. Re:7.3 on iMDB by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Which is ironic, because the series has always had a very large social justice & equality component.

  19. Re:I don't care. Me neither by invalid_user · · Score: 1

    Apparently "flawed characters" are all the rage in Hollywood these days. Maybe, that's how they plan to make people accept Islam.

    But they still can't stand Trump.

  20. Re:I don't care. Me neither by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    I'm speculating but I think the Klingons are going to explain the disparity between the different ones we have seen on screen and how such a war-like species ever managed to develop into the Klingon Empire we see in TNG.

    We know that a considerable number of Klingons were affected by a virus that was accidentally created when they were trying to use Human augment technology to enhance themselves, which was covered on Enterprise. That resulted in the Klingons we saw on the Original Series, who lacked forehead ridges and looking more human than Klingon.

    *** SPOILER ALERT ***

    There is also the possibility of Klingons surgically altering themselves to look human. CBS hasn't hidden this very well.

    So I think they are working towards explaining all this and fitting in with existing canon. Something profound will happen to the Klingon Empire that makes them reject hard-core religion and unite to become what we know from TNG.

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  21. Plagiarised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Surprised to see that nobody has mentioned the writers have been accussed of plagiarising a large chunk of the plot devices and ideas as well as characters. The tardigrade, characters and mushroom spores were purportedly stolen from an indie game released in 2014.

    1. Re:Plagiarised by LilWolf · · Score: 1

      Video explaining the plagiarism claim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_CnDD_MXq4

  22. I really like the mycelium-idea by k2r · · Score: 1

    warp field is far more believable than instantaneous travel to anywhere based on mushrooms that exist everywhere at once.

    I just watched the 6th episode on Netflix. I was very annoyed by the mushroom idea at first but I now really like the idea of a biological agent growing in a separate plane of reality, covering all of the universe and maybe (spoilers?) bringing life to all of it.
    I think it could have been ants or cockroaches, too, but the concept of an all encompassing mold is just plausible to everyone who ever owned an old house. I would have expected it in Doctor Who, though.
    And I really like the characters they are building - here's hope that Discovery will live long and prosper.

    1. Re:I really like the mycelium-idea by XXongo · · Score: 1

      warp field is far more believable than instantaneous travel to anywhere based on mushrooms that exist everywhere at once.

      ... I would have expected it in Doctor Who, though.

      I think you got it! Faster than light space mushrooms would be very much a Dr. Who thing.

    2. Re:I really like the mycelium-idea by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I haven't seen anything but the pilot, but it sounds like these shrooms are a bad idea. Too similar to the worldforest in the Saga of Seven Suns. Have they already made a fatal mistake like the Temporal Cold War? Which I think we can all agree was ill-conceived.

  23. Spore Drive is a one season story at most by iTrawl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given that the show is supposedly set about a decade before TOS, and that nobody in the whole Star Trek universe heard of Spore Drive until Discovery, should mean that Spore Drive technology will fail so spectacularly that nobody ever mentions it again and they just settle for "slow" Warp Drive for the rest of the future. Even the Borg have only Trans-Warp conduits to help them move faster.

    If they still have Spore Drive in season 2 they're mad - otherwise they'll have to declare it an "alternate universe" story, and then watch how everybody suddenly understands why the Klingons look like a totally different species.

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    1. Re:Spore Drive is a one season story at most by sinij · · Score: 2

      Given that the show is supposedly set about a decade before TOS, and that nobody in the whole Star Trek universe heard of Spore Drive until Discovery, should mean that Spore Drive technology will fail so spectacularly that nobody ever mentions it again

      What the show really needs is Picard facepalm drive.

      Spore Drive could be fixed via Q dimension. Turns out it involves traveling through Q's moldy infra-dimensional fridge, and once he threw away old pizza at the back it stopped working.

    2. Re:Spore Drive is a one season story at most by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      They should have just declared early on that Discovery is a Section 9 ship. Then they would avoid the whole debacle of continuity, because as far as I remember, Section 9 doesn't actually make an appearance until midway through DS9, yet they have existed since the founding of the Federation. Then it'd be entirely possible for Discovery to exist, but have no one in the future know about it.

    3. Re:Spore Drive is a one season story at most by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Given that the show is supposedly set about a decade before TOS, and that nobody in the whole Star Trek universe heard of Spore Drive until Discovery, should mean that Spore Drive technology will fail so spectacularly that nobody ever mentions it again

      What the show really needs is Picard facepalm drive.

      Spore Drive could be fixed via Q dimension. Turns out it involves traveling through Q's moldy infra-dimensional fridge, and once he threw away old pizza at the back it stopped working.

      So then Q finally cleans out his refrigerator causing the the Spore Drive to stop working explaining why it became unavailable by Kirk's time? I like it.

    4. Re:Spore Drive is a one season story at most by iTrawl · · Score: 1

      Section 31. And if they involve them to explain the complete vanishing of the knowledge in the 10 years it takes to reach the time of TOS they'll better pull the other one. Starfleet knows about the ship and the technology and the conspiracy would need to be _really_ stretched to make it work.

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    5. Re:Spore Drive is a one season story at most by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

      It's 31? Ah well, I knew it was section something-or-other. Either way, that show is so full of continuity flaws by now it really won't matter what they do.

  24. Alcubierre drives and relativity physics) by DrYak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem with deflector dishes is that the ship is travelling at (say, warp 2, which is four times the speed of light) and the deflector dish puts out a beam which travels faster than that forward of the ship to sweep away all that pesky interstellar dust.

    Two things :
    - Alcubierre drives, the theoretical physics concept around which the fictional warp drives are based do not actually move the ship.
    At all. The ship stays completely immobile in its own frame of reference. (There wouldn't be a way to move it past speed of light anyway).
    What you move it the frame of reference it self. You bend the space time it self. You contract it in front of the ship, and expand it behind.
    And unlike speed of things which is limited (at C, the speed of light), space-time bending isn't limited
    (How the hell to you think our real-world astronomers can observe the distant past by looking at far away points in the space ? if our solar system was just a moving object, it would obligatory move slower than speed of light, and the light emitted in the distant past would have "over-taken" us and would not be observable anymore. The trick is that the space time of our actual universe did expand it self. More space was "created" between the objects, so that now they are further apart, and we can still catch "glimpse" of the beginning of the universe - some of these past images haven't reach us yet, because these image suddenly have way more space to travel to reach us because of that space-time expansion)
    The only difference is that Alcubiere drive is a completely theoretical concept. It might not even be doable in the real world : it might happen that distorting the space time this way could require more energy than contain in the universe that you're trying to distort (it took a whole bigbang to expand our universe).
    Whereas in Star Trek they just use dilithium crystals or some other fictional stuff in their warp core and can warp around freely.

    - Speed of light.
    You're reasoning "the deflector dish puts out a beam which travels faster than that forward of the ship" is based on old classical physics (the speed of some launched from a moving something is the sum of both speeds : a photon launched from a ship travelling near the light speed would it self be launched at nearly twice the lights speed). Classical physics at that speed don't work and give wrong results (there's no such thing as an object moving at twice the light speed).
    You're entering the realm of relativist physics :
    No matter what, the light speed (in vacuum) is constant and the same same every where in all referential. When an object is moving, from the point of view of the object the radiation it's shining forward will travel at exactly 1 C. From your point of view as an observer, the radiation of the deflector will travel at exactly 1 C *too*.
    The thing that will change is the time and space. The scales will seems squished and time will seem running slow, so at the end, both the ship and observer will see the same distance/time = speed of light for the radion. The speed of light doesn't change, is the distance and time which end up being different.

    There's a bunch of math to compute all this, but then ... (appropriate citation, in Bone's voice) I'm a doctor, Jim ! Not an astrophysicist)

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    General relativity.
    Which basically states that gravity actually works by playing around with space time too. Except this time, it isn't by expanding or contracting space, but by curving it. Objects aren't actually "attracted" to each other. They simply travel on straight lines (imagine a point travelling on grid on a sheet of paper), but the "straight lines" them selves are curved by the presence of mass (if you draw a sun in the middle of your sheet of paper, the grid suddenly isn't squares anymore but spirals that head towa

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    1. Re:Alcubierre drives and relativity physics) by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Good post. Too many people are caught up in the physics of Minkoski space and physics, which apply to Star Trek about as much as Newtonian physics.

  25. It's a beautiful idea by k2r · · Score: 1

    I'm with you on the mushroom spores and the giant tardigrade. Obviously it's complete fantasy, and not at all credible as something that will ever be. Worse it makes no sense.

    A plane of mold, extending below all of universe and multicellular life feasting on it. Makes perfect sense to me. Yes, thats complete fiction bordering to fantasy, but still, very plausible.

    "And it was to this planet that unattended ballpoints would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely ballpointoid lifestyle, responding to highly ballpoint-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the ballpoint equivalent of the good life." Doiuglas Adams

  26. Mass is a force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Faster than light travel is more of a... problem though."

    BS.

    Everything is made of dipoles. There is no mass, it's an attractional force not a property. The force is lower for particles moving together or apart all other things being equal due to the stretch/compress of the spin component of dipole X on the spin component of dipole Y, i.e. momentum is the reduction in the dipole attraction force not some sort of energy stored in the motion of the mass.
    Particles are donuts of twisting dipole chains, photons are the same dipoles as a cloud of disconnected dipoles. Donuts of dipoles behave like big high charge dipoles themselves because of the twisting. Same number of dipoles, different arrangement, reduces the dipole force to near zero.

    OK, so how can you travel faster than light if that model is correct?

    Easy, 1) the limit of the dipole attraction between two points is a local maxima of the dipole force. The same equation creates local maxima at 2c, 3c, 0, -1c, -2c,..... i.e. the speeds we see near 0 might actually be near 500c. relative to some other far away reference, and OUR speed of light might be 501c relative to that reference.
    2) The net dipole binding force on any matter is the sum of a lot of these limit functions and isn't itself bound by the single limit. i.e. you see the universe tear-assing away faster than light *not* because space is stretching, but because it's genuninely tear-assing faster than light outward to other things pulling outside our view. So the other way to go faster than light is to get pulled by a something and be far enough away from this universes pull so as not to be bound by its limit function.

    OK, so you need to be already far away to get far away faster than light, I didn't say it was practical, only that the current model of matter is incorrect.

  27. I'm enjoying it. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    I'm enjoying it. They're making a lot of references to the EU of Trek; the old Pocket Books novel series that really fleshed out most of it (such as, for example, the Klingons wanting to be declared 'Unforgettable') and what not. ST:TAS introduced basic holodecks to the original Enterprise, so whatever.

    Which leads to the second point; *real life* has already outstripped TOS in so many ways, it would be impossible to make a 'prequel' that looked like 'earlier technology' than TOS without it looking really fucking stupid. Besides, I remember when ST:TMP came out, people asked 'why do Klingons look different?' Roddenberry said 'That's what they've always looked like, we just didn't have the capability back in the 60s.'

    Third, I thought they did a great job of coming up with, dare I say, the first 'logical' explanation of why Sarek would hook up with a human woman, and why he was able to get away with it.

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  28. Re:But then there's this: by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    So the captain and the admiral spend the night together, then jump out from under the covers pretty much fully clothed in the morning. This is the pureUSA version of sex, makes you wonder how they did it, and why they're still doing it fully-clothed in the 23rd century. Don't think international audiences are gonna follow this show for long.

    In the future clothes will put themselves on you moments before you wake up- so you're never late looking for your underwear ever again.

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  29. All access as leverage by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

    Slightly off tangent, but topical and interesting: http://www.tvgrimreaper.com/20...

  30. Re:I gave it a chance but... by dywolf · · Score: 1

    someone's triggered

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  31. STD is the right abbreviation for this rubbish by mfearby · · Score: 1

    Star Trek Discovery is about as enjoyable as an STD, so its abbreviation is suitable, at least. This show is utterly irredeemable. I'm like the O.P. above, I want my money back. I've been watching DS9 again and it's leagues ahead of this crap. I gave up watching it after episode three (I think) where, 10 minutes or so into the show, there was a full minute of pointless Klingon dialogue - in Klingon and with subtitles! The Orville is more Trek than this garbage. What were they thinking? I'm running out of ways to express my profound disappointment in STD.

    1. Re:STD is the right abbreviation for this rubbish by Megane · · Score: 1

      Star Trek Discovery is about as enjoyable as an STD

      And apparently it is about as hard to get rid of as an STD, too.

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  32. I didn't even watch the FIRST season by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    N/T

  33. I'll wait by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 1

    I will watch it once it gets to Netflix (never? Too bad). Not going to spend that kind of money for one show. I used to sub to Hulu before they fucked up their interface.

    The only network I would willingly subscribe to would be the CW, since they have several shows I want to watch (The Flash, Arrow, Supergirl, and Legends of Tomorrow). Unfortunately they don't offer a paid version, so if I want to watch current episodes I have to sit through the damned commercials. I'll wait until Netflix gets them too I guess.

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  34. two ways to improve it by doctorvo · · Score: 1

    (1) Don't pretend this is the Star Trek universe; it's too different.

    (2) Stream it on standard platforms instead of your own pointless attempt at another streaming platform.

    1. Re:two ways to improve it by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      (2) Stream it on standard platforms instead of your own pointless attempt at another streaming platform.

      They are, I'm watching it on Netflix.

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    2. Re:two ways to improve it by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      you must be in a non US or Canadian country.

    3. Re:two ways to improve it by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am in the majority, not the minority.

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  35. I want full transparency by kiehlster · · Score: 1

    Show the cost on these all access subscriptions. I'm done signing up for services that say "free trial" but don't state their actual cost. Sure, I can dig into the FAQ or fine print and find their annual fees, but if I can't see the cost up front, without digging around, then I'm not going to sign up for something that's a pure time sink wasting even more of my time by hiding their costs. This isn't a necessity like Internet service (who are also guilty of this practice). Why do we still live in a world where this is accepted? Phone plans have largely done away with these deceptive practices, so why do we still let other industries do it?

  36. They have retconned massive amounts of technology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Holodeck Pre-TOS: It was supposed to be new in the Era of TNG.
    Holographic Displays everywhere: Was there *EVER* any in Trek?
    Transporters like they're safe!: McCoy was still concerned about transporters in TOS, and the tech was still known for mishaps in the TOS era. Yet they use them in EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION they could be dangerous. I mean beaming them off a small fast moving fightcraft being fired on by the Klingons? That sure seems like the sort of situation a 'new' technology would have mishaps with.

    The biggest issues so far were believing Michael had ever passed for Vulcan, that the commander woman who was sleeping with the Captain and died on Discovery was that stupid, and that Tilly/the Admiral were that touchy feely emotional as a recruit on a Black Ops ship, and an Admiral in the Federation. The Admiral sleeping with the Captain just felt like something out of The Orville, which makes wonder if the fraternizing in that show was a jab at ST:D (even more apt giving all the sleeping around.)

    Here is hoping at 2 seasons, it will also be notable for being the shortest Trek series ever and not get a third...

    Having said that, the Captain, the gay scientist, the doctor, and a few other characters have all been top notch, if not what you'd expect of Trek figures. Honestly if they had spun it as an original show and omitted the Trek aspects I might like it, but too much of it feels JJ Abrams inspired, rather than post-Enterprise or strictly pre-TOS. Personally I think it would have been a lot better if they had done it in retro motif with TOS style sets and uniforms and kept the budgets small. Oh and make an intro that seemed like a Trek instead of an evolution of the crappy intro in Enterprise. Trek is about *SPACE*, show a starscape, show a ship. Don't show a crappy montage on a sepia colored screen.

  37. Interesting... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    CBS finally gets a show that would get me to click over to their local affiliate, only to lock it behind a paywall streaming service.

    Haven't watched anything on CBS in decades...

    1. Re:Interesting... by Megane · · Score: 1

      The only things I've watched on CBS in the past ten years or so have been Elementary, Person of Interest, and Big Bang Theory. (and soon Young Sheldon) That's it. And I've been really annoyed with them when they moved Elementary to Sunday nights and would repeatedly let sports (mostly handegg) delay the entire schedule by 30 minutes or more, completely fucking DVR viewers. (Fox has learned to put a sacrificial rerun in the first slot of their Sunday lineup.)

      In fact, I only got into PoI because the tail-ends of episodes showed up in my recordings of the first season of Elementary. It took a few years when it finally reached syndication that I finally got to see the first two seasons.

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  38. Don't want to spoil my impression of Star Trek by iamacat · · Score: 1

    From what I read, Discovery is full of brush on diversity for the sake of diversity, not because how different characters enhance a story line. And also, Klingon commander is modeled after Trump. So anyway, I don't want to watch something like Rogue One and spoil my impression of the other series I used to love as well. Star Wars went south with Jar Jar Binks I think. And yes I know Gene Roddenberry was a socialist and earlier shows touch on politics of the day like cold war. But at the very least it's not politics that is around me right now and I can watch these episodes as some interesting stories happening in 24th century, not someone trying to moralize about the same things I am sick and tired of IRL.

  39. Where is the lesson? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Commonly, in TOS and TNG anyway, there was a lesson to be learned from each episode. For example, "Let that be your last battlefield" was a commentary on race, in TNG, "The measure of a man" was commenting on what is consciousness, and slavery. In Discovery, I don't detect any of those lessons.

    1. Re:Where is the lesson? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The way the mini-arc of the uber-tardigrade went certainly had that Trekkian feel to it, but I suspect that Captain Lorca is going to be the real moral lesson here. The man clearly is a monomaniac, extremely damaged goods, who has pretty much crossed the line into pure evil to retain command of his ship. The difference between Discovery and earlier Treks is that it is more firmly based in modern television story telling. The fact that it's fifteen episodes in this series suggests a different kind of story arc than was seen in previous ST's.

      I'm not a total fan yet. There are elements I like, and elements I don't. The Klingons are just a wee bit too bestial for me, and dropping TNG-era tech into a pre-TOS show is a bit jarring, but then again I can get why they did it. I just finished watching DS9, and watching them run around with big klunky 10" tablets, when just two decades after it was filmed, we already have far more capable hand-held computers, tells you just how far out of date some of Trek's tech has become. So while I don't think this is a reboot in the same sense that the new movies are, I think they did decide to throw out the book a bit on Star Trek technology.

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  40. Re:But then there's this: by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    So the captain and the admiral spend the night together, then jump out from under the covers pretty much fully clothed in the morning. This is the pureUSA version of sex, makes you wonder how they did it, and why they're still doing it fully-clothed in the 23rd century. Don't think international audiences are gonna follow this show for long.

    After the space AIDS epidemic in the early 23rd century, Starfleet designed uniforms to act as full body condoms, allowing intercourse without the risk of disease transmission.

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  41. Stereo for people without necks [Re:whatever] by XXongo · · Score: 1

    I think he's saying you can *simulate* sound coming from all around you, because after all, you only have two ears.

    If people never rotated their heads, that would be true.

  42. Eugenics, Genetics [Re:It kinda sucks.] by XXongo · · Score: 1

    That's because you don't know the lore. The humans in the star trek universe have a high aversion to genetic engineering in any form because of the eugenics wars.

    Interesting comment.

    Yes, I've been noticing that the new Trek has had people use the word "eugenics" several times when the correct word should have been "genetics". If this is references to the eugenics wars-- they consider any use of genetic technology applied to humans as a slide toward "eugenics"-- that now makes sense

    1. Re:Eugenics, Genetics [Re:It kinda sucks.] by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      Most likely it is. You could (re)watch the Space Seed episode of The Original Series for more information.

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  43. Re:They have retconned massive amounts of technolo by Rhipf · · Score: 1

    Holodeck Pre-TOS: It was supposed to be new in the Era of TNG.
    Holographic Displays everywhere: Was there *EVER* any in Trek?
    Transporters like they're safe!: McCoy was still concerned about transporters in TOS, and the tech was still known for mishaps in the TOS era. Yet they use them in EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION they could be dangerous. I mean beaming them off a small fast moving fightcraft being fired on by the Klingons? That sure seems like the sort of situation a 'new' technology would have mishaps with.

    The biggest issues so far were believing Michael had ever passed for Vulcan, that the commander woman who was sleeping with the Captain and died on Discovery was that stupid, and that Tilly/the Admiral were that touchy feely emotional as a recruit on a Black Ops ship, and an Admiral in the Federation. The Admiral sleeping with the Captain just felt like something out of The Orville, which makes wonder if the fraternizing in that show was a jab at ST:D (even more apt giving all the sleeping around.)

    Here is hoping at 2 seasons, it will also be notable for being the shortest Trek series ever and not get a third...

    Having said that, the Captain, the gay scientist, the doctor, and a few other characters have all been top notch, if not what you'd expect of Trek figures. Honestly if they had spun it as an original show and omitted the Trek aspects I might like it, but too much of it feels JJ Abrams inspired, rather than post-Enterprise or strictly pre-TOS. Personally I think it would have been a lot better if they had done it in retro motif with TOS style sets and uniforms and kept the budgets small. Oh and make an intro that seemed like a Trek instead of an evolution of the crappy intro in Enterprise. Trek is about *SPACE*, show a starscape, show a ship. Don't show a crappy montage on a sepia colored screen.

    I think this show might have been better billed as occurring sometime after STNG with all the "modern" tech they like to use (really don't see this show fitting in to the timeline of 10 years before TOS).
    As for your statement that "the biggest issues so far (is) believing Michael had ever passed for Vulcan", Michael wasn't supposed to pass as Vulcan. She is a full human that was adopted by Vulcans (Spock's family no less) and is the first human to train at the Vulcan academy.

  44. Re:headed for being my favorite Trek ever by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    That's the part I like the most. Other than the "spore drive", they've returned more to the technical minimalism of TOS. The technobabble in the TNG-era shows just got outragerous, when every problem had a solution that involved a "concentrated tachyon beam burst". I swear, half of Laforge's dialogue was bizarre technobabble terms involving neutrinos and tachyons, and just how many kinds of exotic energy are in the TNG universe now? Has anyone counted?

    Of course if you want real hard scifi that takes as few liberties as possible, Expanse is your show.

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  45. The Miracle Child May Disagree by HannethCom · · Score: 1

    There once was this boy. His parents had had 6 other children, but they all died before the age of 6 months. For this reason he was known as a miracle child.
    He believed that people with blue eyes and blond hair were a superior race. Though he did not have these himself. He got some so called doctors and scientists to work on a way to change eye and hair colour later in life.
    You may have heard of him as he became leader of a nation known as the Third Empire.
    Adolf Hitler

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  46. Re:But then there's this: by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    Lots of people have sex and then put on something to sleep.

  47. Re: It also has a little 007. by Monster_user · · Score: 1

    Its also got a little Bond, shaken, not stirred. "Tell me James, do you still sleep with a Phaser under your pillow?

  48. Re: They have retconned massive amounts of technol by Monster_user · · Score: 1

    I think there was too much super advanced tech post TNG to make much of a series about.

    Time travel devices on Klingon shuttles, Anti-Borg weapons. Holographic life forms. Sentient Starships.

    Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda would probably be the next logical step for Trek after the 24th century.

    Either that or a time travel centric series starring the USS Relativity, and/or Daniels of ENT.

  49. Re: ST:D admits character stupidity. by Monster_user · · Score: 1

    The science does seem to be better, and when characters are stupid, the show acknowledges it.

    Seems like about a third of what I've watched so far has been me saying "that was stupid", followed by another character on the show saying it was stupid.

  50. Re:Discovered Orville by Big+Boss · · Score: 1

    It might still not be your thing, but the first episode of Orville is by far the worst with the genital humor etc.. It's far from perfect, but it's gotten a LOT better since the pilot. In many ways, it feels more like old Trek TV than STD does.

    I also enjoy STD, in spite of the overdone lens flares. I don't mind a few, but damn, do they not have polarized filters in the future?? Or the present?? Though I do hope they discover that the magic mushroom drive is damaging the universe or something so they have to stop using it or at least not use it so much. I get that the show is about this particular ship, and that's one of the special attributes of this ship, but teleporting all over the ST universe every episode is a bit much. I mean, why not teleport right next to the Klingon home star and blow it up with the red crap from the new movies? Or if that's too much even for them, drop a huge antimatter bomb in the middle of a shipyard, planet, moon, etc..

    All these shows have plot holes big enough the drive a Death Star through, but I still think they can do better.

  51. S-drive by cstacy · · Score: 1

    Oh crap, another season? Just spore me, now...

  52. Oh, I signed up, all right by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    CBS refused to offer numbers, but did boast that Discovery's debut lead to the highest number of sign-ups in the history of its All Access service.

    I signed up. I watched the premiere. It was terrible. That was the end of my signup.

    I don't know WTF is wrong with having a damned science advisor on the production team, and listening to them. But apparently there is something wrong with it. Because they either didn't have one, or they didn't listen to them, either of which is deadly for producing something that purports to be SF.

    I'll grant you that trek has always been some kind of broken, science-wise, but this version, the premiere anyway, was near maximum suck.

    And then there were the long angsty conversations in the captain's ready room when there was a bloody emergency going on.

    What a load of CGI-shiny poop.

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    1. Re:Oh, I signed up, all right by Megane · · Score: 1, Funny

      They broadcast the first episode on the air. So I saw it for free. I expected a bunch of SJW crap. They must have pushed that forward to a later episode because all I got was a big borefest. It felt horribly stretched out while I watched it, then "oh hey, part two, $ign up for $treaming to $ee it!" The only part of it I enjoyed at all was the teaser.

      They couldn't write proper crew discipline, the sets were too dark to see shit half the time, gratuitous dutch camera angles, and especially the stupid "if $CHARACTER isn't back in exactly $N seconds, radiation will kill him/her, but even one second less and they'll be fine" trope. And today I heard that the writers came up with shroom-powered FTL technology? WTF?

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    2. Re:Oh, I signed up, all right by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately science much like technology, the average view or writer doesn't really understand it so they can just use it as a convenient plot device to justify whatever they want like magic. Probably can only be solved by improving the knowledge of the general populace.

  53. If they only had a brain... by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    If CBS had so much confidence that STD would help their fledgling streaming service, they should have given free accounts as a Star Trek\Whatever their service is called promotion. Anyone can sign up for free at any point during the first few episode or maybe even the season and get their whole service free for the duration of the first season. Then "because STD is so great" everyone would have signed up to pay for their service going forward.

    At Least with The Orville, if I miss an episode I can just go to the Fox website and watch it for free - no sign up required.

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  54. Re: They have retconned massive amounts of technol by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    Time travel devices on Klingon shuttles

    Augh! Not time travel! I'd already decided from the first episode that it probably wasn't worth watching, certainly not worth buying the CBS package to watch just Trek. The soap opera stuff really puts me off, too. Jar-Jar Abrams involved, very evil omen.

    But time travel? Dang. I am so sick of "Let's Do the Time Plot Again" that I could puke. I wouldn't watch it if it were on free TV at this point.

    Besides, I've got a few unwatched episodes of The Expanse on the Tivo that are way more SF goodness than Trek has managed to produce since Wrath of Khan, at least.

  55. Re:They have retconned massive amounts of technolo by Zumbs · · Score: 2

    Holodeck Pre-TOS: It was supposed to be new in the Era of TNG.

    Yeah, that puzzled me as well. On the other hand, it was shown in use by friendly aliens in ST:Enterprise, and it has IIRC only been used once (for tactical training). I also suspect that the main reason that it was not in TOS was that the special effects technology of the time did not make it feasible for them. What irked me more about that was their kill count. If klingons are so bad fighters, it is surprising that the Klingon empire haven't been overwhelmed by fiercer fighters ... like maybe the vulcans?

    Transporters like they're safe! [snip] I mean beaming them off a small fast moving fightcraft being fired on by the Klingons?

    Dangerous? Yes. More dangerous than trying to get the fighter to board? Maybe not.

    The Admiral sleeping with the Captain just felt like something out of The Orville

    Assuming that the two was an item before they became senior officers and that the Federation is not as uptight about sex as modern American culture, it makes some sense that an admiral unsure of the sanity of an important and driven captain could take unorthodox measures to get him to let down his guard so that his actual mental state shone through. Rubbing in his nose, however, was rather stupid on her part.

    Having said that, the Captain, the gay scientist, the doctor, and a few other characters have all been top notch, if not what you'd expect of Trek figures.

    The captain is an interesting character. I just hope that they stop making him the superman-action star who can kill 1,000 klingons with his bare hands before breakfast while chewing bubble-gum and curing cancer.

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  56. Re:Discovered Orville by barbariccow · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that the original Enterprise goes to both the center of the galaxy and the edge of it. Maybe Kirk was secretly using the mushroom drive when he shouldn't have been, just like the crew of Picard's enterprise always had that illegal romulan ale on hand. Maybe the art of fermentation was lost on humanity.... maybe just calling it a different name checked all the right boxes and let them continue to do as they pleased.

  57. Re:They have retconned massive amounts of technolo by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    The holodeck would have been in TOS if it had not been cancelled. Councillors too.

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  58. Re:They have retconned massive amounts of technolo by Megane · · Score: 2

    Transporters like they're safe!: McCoy was still concerned about transporters in TOS, and the tech was still known for mishaps in the TOS era. Yet they use them in EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION they could be dangerous.

    Meanwhile, The Orville avoids them. There is some kind of transporter technology, but only in the hands of higher-tech-level aliens, without even explaining how they work (magic reassembly, wormholes, whatever).

    And it's a good thing too, because transporters are a lazy-ass plot device, probably the weakest tech of Star Trek. Okay, so you can be disassembled inside the transporter station, but how does it cause you to be reassembled perfectly, hundreds of miles away?

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  59. The Orville is much better by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    And it's delayed ratings (people watching later on dvr) boosted it's first day ratings by 133%.

    Orville is true to the spirit of star trek (including many star trek alumni). It's dramedy- not comedy.

    STD has fewer (I think much fewer) star trek fans involved. STD is "Kelvin" which isn't real star trek to begin with.

    And STD is being sold on a model I can't support. I will not support a model of $10 per station.

    I suspect I would not have liked a distopic, downer, game of thrones star trek even if it were on netflix or amazon prime tho.
    And I certainly don't care for Kelvin.

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  60. Re: They have retconned massive amounts of technol by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    It was done to cut cost. One transporter set eliminated the need to fly down every time and disembark.

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  61. I paid for it by GovCheese · · Score: 1

    I was getting it elsewhere, it's flawed but watchable. However, I realized that by paying, I help support the season which presumably provides incentive for continuing this and other similar productions. They have to get paid to show this shit, and somebody has to pay. I don't mind that.

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  62. Re:Discovered Orville by Megane · · Score: 1

    If you don't watch any other episode, I suggest you watch episode 4 ("If the Stars Should Appear"), possibly the best one so far. Episodes 5 and 6 are pretty good too.

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  63. FOX by antdude · · Score: 1

    Let's hope FOX renews Orville too. Fox likes to axe other scifi shows like Firefly, Almost Human, etc.

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  64. ST: POS by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1

    Pile of shit. FTFY

  65. Re: They have retconned massive amounts of technol by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    To quote Tom Smith. . .

    It's just a temporal shift --
    We try explaining it, but just-can't-get-it-right!
    Break out the techno-babble --
    It's Science Fiction Lite!
    Ignore the stuff you kno-o-o-ow --
    This stuff'll rot your bray-ay-ay-ay-ay-ain!
    Let's do the Time Plot again!
    Let's do the Time Plot again!

  66. Re:They have retconned massive amounts of technolo by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    The animated series showed what was effectively a holodeck.

    As was experienced with Enterprise, the creators are stuck between a rock and a hard place -- managing strict canon and timeline adherence vs being visually modern enough to not look dated to today's viewers. Things like this I notice, but the elephant in the room is the whole spore drive insanity.

  67. Re: They have retconned massive amounts of techno by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    Oh... I gave up on Voyager long before then.

  68. Re: They have retconned massive amounts of technol by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    Eight six four two
    We can blame it all on Q

  69. Re: They have retconned massive amounts of technol by SandWyrm · · Score: 1

    Augh! Jar-Jar Abrams involved, very evil omen.

    Bah... Did you see who the executive producer is? Akiva Goldsman, the most overrated writer in Hollywood. One who has NEVER done a decent Sci-Fi project.

    "Lost in Space" – I rest my case.

    There's also the rumor that next season will take place in a new setting, with new characters. And that the show will be retro-branded as an "Anthology".

  70. i don't know about it... by iq145 · · Score: 1

    http://i.imgur.com/5bA92Sb.jpg Are Klingons really Klingons? Also, was THAT the so-called big surprise "change" in an all new Star Trek? Just changing the race of who is in command? So much for originality...

  71. Re:They have retconned massive amounts of technolo by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    Roddenberry had planned for the holodeck to be in TOS, but due to budget issues it was never used. It did appear in the animated series though.

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