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Did Octopuses Come From Outer Space?

A scientific paper, originally published in March, from peer-reviewed journal Progress in Biophysics and Molecular Biology has found its way in this week's news-cycle. The paper, which is co-written by 33 authors including molecular immunologist Edward Steele and astrobiologist Chandra Wickramasinghe, suggests that octopuses could be aliens, adding legitimacy to a belief, which otherwise has been debunked several times in the recent years.

An excerpt from the paper, which makes the bold claim: The genetic divergence of Octopus from its ancestral coleoid sub-class is very great ... Its large brain and sophisticated nervous system, camera-like eyes, flexible bodies, instantaneous camouflage via the ability to switch color and shape are just a few of the striking features that appear suddenly on the evolutionary scene. [...] It is plausible then to suggest they [octopuses] seem to be borrowed from a far distant 'future' in terms of terrestrial evolution, or more realistically from the cosmos at large."Ephrat Livni of Quartz questions the basis of the finding: To make matters even more strange, the paper posits that octopuses could have arrived on Earth in "an already coherent group of functioning genes within (say) cryopreserved and matrix protected fertilized octopus eggs." And these eggs might have "arrived in icy bolides several hundred million years ago." The authors admit, though, that "such an extraterrestrial origin...of course, runs counter to the prevailing dominant paradigm." Indeed, few in the scientific community would agree that octopuses come from outer space. But the paper is not just about the provenance of cephalopods. Its proposal that octopuses could be extraterrestrials is just a small part of a much more extensive discussion of a theory called "panspermia," which has its roots in the ideas of ancient Greece. Newsweek spoke with Avi Loeb, the Frank B. Baird Jr. Professor of Science at Harvard University, who told the publication that the paper has raised "an interesting but controversial possibility." However, he added, that it offers no "indisputable proof" that the Cambrian explosion is the result of panspermia.

Further reading: Cosmos magazine has outlined some flaws in the assumptions that the authors made in the paper. It has also looked into the background of some of the authors. The magazine also points out that though the paper has made bold claims, it has yet to find support or corroboration from the scientific community. News outlet Live Science has also questioned the findings.

256 comments

  1. No. by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Informative

    No. Next question!

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    1. Re:No. by Esteanil · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Seconded. Chandra Wickramasinghe is a one-trick pony whose answer to absolutely everything is panspermia. (life from space)

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    2. Re:No. by youngone · · Score: 1
      Chandra Wickramasinghe was a very handy right arm fast-medium bowler however.

      Oh, wait, that was Pramodya Wickramasinghe.

      Sorry.

    3. Re: No. by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      Holy shit... you read my MIND! Thatâ(TM)s totally what I was going to post, verbatim, letter. for. letter.

      Wait... are YOU from space, maybe?

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    4. Re:No. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      No. Next question!

      And if they seem alien with some separate evolutions they could be "aliens" from the deep sea, that evolved dowb there and then evolved back to being able to live higher in the ocean.

    5. Re: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      has anyone asked an Octopus?

    6. Re: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the ones that are trained to speak are far too preoccupied filming their tentacle porn scens and really don't want to talk when they're off the clock. Because there's something about work in the industry that can never fill the need to be back home in the ocean crushing tactical subs and sucking out all their sweet, sweet fissile material.

    7. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This article is an argument in favor of bringing back the "no" tag.

    8. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Next question!

      Spot on.

    9. Re:No. by Mike+Frett · · Score: 2

      I agree, no. You would have to say that Cuddle fish came from space too, along with other Octopus-like creatures. Not to mention that Cuddle fish are more intelligent than the Octopus, I mean, what would that say about alien life-forms? =p

    10. Re:No. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cuttle.

      'Cuddle fish' invokes this insane concept. And you don't want to go there.

      Really, you don't.

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    11. Re:No. by Holi · · Score: 1

      Can you support your claim that cuttlefish are more intelligent then octopuses? I can find nothing to support it.

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    12. Re:No. by conquistadorst · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seconded. Chandra Wickramasinghe is a one-trick pony whose answer to absolutely everything is panspermia. (life from space)

      You're not kidding. Not that I doubt panspermia is technically possible, but cryopreserved and matrix protected fertilized octopus eggs? ... I'm trying to picture octopuses gently laying eggs deep inside a bunch of rocks, getting fertilized, frozen, getting hit with an asteroid but not getting destroyed during impact, impacted with such force it throws these rocks up into space, surviving a million/billion-year journey with no degradation in their structure or DNA, surviving yet another asteroid impact this time hitting Earth, and landing on a planet with the same life conditions as their home planet? I'm sorry but I'm finding Noah's ark to be far less challenging to believe than this story.

    13. Re:No. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Wickwrackrum has been thoroughly debunked here on /. before - this is just his latest manifestation of his idee fixe. As headlines go, this is of "Elvis abducted my space baby" quality.

    14. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Andrew Tye then...

    15. Re:No. by doggo · · Score: 1

      That's what they (the octopuses) want you to think.

    16. Re: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the current evolutionary theory is accepted and anything different will be cast aside even if it might have merit! We will mold all of the scientific theories into the evolutionary mold or they will not be accepted!

      All hail evolution!
      All hail blind belief!
      All hail obedience to our think tank overlords!

    17. Re:No. by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Off the cuff, here is a possibility:

      You assume it was an accident that the eggs were cryopreserved, etc. What if it was a deliberate act to preserve or perpetuate a species but:

      a) The "matrix" degraded over the journey resulting in a mutant reconstitution
      b) The "matrix" was purposefully crippled in order to give already present life a chance to adapt to it before it was allowed to evolve
      c) The "matrix" was meant to integrate into currently available "matrices"

      I am obviously not a biologist or any kind of expert, but I can at least see some alternatives to narrative.

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    18. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The similarity of mitochondria in so many species, including octopuses, leads us to the conclusion that the octopus evolved from more primitive Earth life.

    19. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an octopus!

    20. Re:No. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      It would have to land in water and break open such that the eggs didn't get destroyed. Melting inside the rock does no good.

      A long wearing away process that stopped right as the eggs melted without destroying them might work, but is also a long shot. Shouldn't these be everywhere?

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    21. Re:No. by Froboz23 · · Score: 1

      He may have been referring to this:

      https://www.thinkgeek.com/prod...

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    22. Re:No. by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      depending on which big bang i would say YES !

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    23. Re:No. by conquistadorst · · Score: 1

      Off the cuff, here is a possibility:

      You assume it was an accident that the eggs were cryopreserved, etc. What if it was a deliberate act to preserve or perpetuate a species but:

      a) The "matrix" degraded over the journey resulting in a mutant reconstitution b) The "matrix" was purposefully crippled in order to give already present life a chance to adapt to it before it was allowed to evolve c) The "matrix" was meant to integrate into currently available "matrices"

      I am obviously not a biologist or any kind of expert, but I can at least see some alternatives to narrative.

      Yes I was and what you're talking about is no longer called "panspermia" just something else. I'm sure there's a better more scientific sounding name than "Alien-made noah's ark" for the theory you're proposing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... "Panspermia is a hypothesis proposing that microscopic life forms that can survive the effects of space, such as extremophiles, become trapped in debris ejected into space after collisions between planets and small Solar System bodies that harbor life. Some organisms may travel dormant for an extended amount of time before colliding randomly with other planets or intermingling with protoplanetary disks. Under certain ideal impact circumstances (into a body of water, for example), and ideal conditions on a new planet's surfaces, it is possible that the surviving organisms could become active and begin to colonize their new environment. Panspermia is not meant to address how life began, just the method that may cause its distribution in the Universe."

  2. yes. by john+of+sparta · · Score: 1

    that's what they told me. octopi don't lie.

    1. Re:yes. by meglon · · Score: 1

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      They may not lie, but they're notorious for giving wet willies.

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    2. Re:yes. by lgw · · Score: 1

      octopi don't lie.

      A cube of cheese no larger than a die
      The bait to catch a wandering mie
      But the mountain likely will erode
      Before I catch an octopode
      Burma Shave

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    3. Re:yes. by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      that would be the possessive Octopus's Garden not Octopuses

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    4. Re:yes. by gtall · · Score: 3, Funny

      For myself, I think octopuses are a dead giveaway that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been punking us.

    5. Re:yes. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      For myself, I think octopuses are a dead giveaway that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been punking us.

      Is a single strand off his noodely head called a spaghettus?

  3. Octopuses, Octopi by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    Will anybody speak for the Calamari?

    Or even the Cuttlefish...

    1. Re:Octopuses, Octopi by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Will anybody speak for the Calamari?

      I'd speak for the Mon Calamari, but I suspect it's a trap.

    2. Re:Octopuses, Octopi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Octopodes, actually, if you don't like octopuses.

  4. cthulhu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ......

  5. Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    printf("Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. *wheeze* hahahahahahahaha *snort*.\n");
    }

  6. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really...

  7. It was published in error ... by perpenso · · Score: 0

    It was published in error. It was published 13 March 2018 but it was supposed to be published on 1 April 2018. It was supposed to be held for a couple of more weeks.

    1. Re:It was published in error ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      It was published in error. It was published 13 March 2018 but it was supposed to be published on 1 April 2018.

      . . . I think the authors are hoping to win an IgNobel with this . . .

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    2. Re:It was published in error ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My birthday is on March 13th, trust me that day is just as big a joke as April 1st.

    3. Re:It was published in error ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately it doesn't qualify for an IgNobel, because it is bollocks.

      IgNobels are still for proper science.

  8. Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Octopi" would be Latin. But "Octopus" is a Greek word!

    "Octopodes" would be a Greek plural for the word....

    But we don't use that because we are speaking ENGLISH, in which the correct plural is "Octopuses."

    Don't believe me? Google it. Proof comes right up at the top of the results.

    1. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by john+of+sparta · · Score: 1

      octopuses doesn't rhyme.

    2. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Boronx · · Score: 4, Funny

      But in Latin, Octopuses ends in an "i"!

      -- Sean Connery

    3. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ochtopushy Galore.

      -- Sean Connery

    4. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by digitig · · Score: 1

      octopuses doesn't rhyme.

      Octopodes do no lyin' deeds.

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    5. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by meglon · · Score: 0

      I thought Octopodes Maximus was that general in ~280 AD who was known as Heptemus Maximus after that unfortunate incident while buttering toast with his gladius. That's where that old addage "never bring a sword to a really small knife fight" comes from.

      As for "we speak ENGLISH".... you really need to look at where ENGLISH came from. ENGLISH hadn't created a word exclusive to ENGLISH prior to probably the 1950's; ENGLISH is nothing more than a conglomeration and bastardizations of words from all the other languages around.

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    6. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by iNaya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      EVERY LANGUAGE ON EARTH is nothing more than a conglomeration and bastardizations of words from all the other languages around.

      FTFY

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    7. Re: Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't every language derivative? No reason to use pejoratives or anthropomorphize it

    8. Re: Nope, you got it wrong. by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      That all said, words have been appearing spontaneously in English, AND getting added as loanwords from other languages since before it was called English... just read the OED, you will see First Attested Usages from all centuries since the beginning. Whenever you see a word with a first attestation date before 1950, and either Origin Unkown or Origin Uncertain, or Origin Disputed, you will know you have found one and have been proven wrong, and I doubt very much you will have to search far. Prolly you will not even make it out of the As.

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    9. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      For that matter, you can't change just any old Latin singular to plural by changing -us to -i.

    10. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Capsaicin · · Score: 4, Informative

      But in Latin, Octopuses ends in an "i"!

      And it is apparently from (scientific) Latin that the word enters the English language. Here's the OED's take:

      Origin: A borrowing from Latin. Etymon: Latin octopus.
      Etymology: < scientific Latin octopus (1758 or earlier in Linnaeus) < ancient Greek ...
      ...
      The plural form octopodes reflects the Greek plural; compare octopod n. The more frequent plural form octopi arises from apprehension of the final -us of the word as the grammatical ending of Latin second declension nouns; this apprehension is also reflected in compounds in octop- : see e.g. octopean adj., octopic adj., octopine adj., etc.

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    11. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      EVERY LANGUAGE ON EARTH is nothing more than a conglomeration and bastardizations of words from all the other languages around.

      Not really. Some languages are very resistant to foreign terms. Chinese is like that, because their ideogram system represents ideas rather than pronunciation. Japanese solved this problem by using an additional alphabet (katakana) just for "loanwords", and foreign terms are very common in Japanese. Among European languages, Icelandic is very resistant to foreign terms.

      English is one of the most promiscuous languages. It is very easy to just insert a foreign term into an English sentence, and with a few repetitions, it becomes accepted as a new English word. "Zeitgeist", "churro", and "tsunami" may have been italicized 20 years ago, but today they are just normal English words.

    12. Re: Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, you know nothing about Chinese,why bring it up? Many words are loaners rendered through Chinese syllables like chocolate become chao-ke-lee, Buddhist terms from Sanskrit, really thereâ(TM)s countless examples.

      Nobody says ideograms in the last 50 years because itâ(TM)s a complete misrepresentation of what the characters are (not ideas). Anyway, learn first and speak after.

    13. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't about that.

      English borrows words from many languages, but no-one insists to use the donor languages plural forms for words from any other language.

      People insisting that you should use the Latin plural form are either trolls or tools.

      If you want to make it clear that you are in fact a troll you should insist that people use the Swedish plural form of ombudsman.

    14. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Octopuses? Big bunch of wusses.

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    15. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 5, Funny

      Except for ENGLISH. If Jesus spoke it (how else can we read the bible), then it's good enough for me!

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    16. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There are two singular forms that end in -us, one maskulin, nominative O-Declination, that has as plural -i, famous word: dominus.
      The other one is U-declination, then the plural is -us like the singular, famous word: virus

      So yes. for most latin words you _can_ substitute us for i and have the plural, but not for _all_.

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    17. Re: Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't every language derivative?

      No, modern American English is integrative.

    18. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by r0kk3rz · · Score: 1

      Octopuses sounds terrible, as does Octopi and Octopodes. I've never understood why the plural isn't simply Octopus, like Sheep, or Squid.

      Octopus tend to be solitary anyway, so its rare you really need to make the distinction between one and many Octopus, and more often you are talking vaguely about the species as a whole.

    19. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      People insisting that you should use the Latin plural form are either trolls or tools.

      Or alternatively they are somewhat aware of historic precedent established in scientific circles a few hundred years ago.

      That you don't care about history doesn't make everyone else a troll. You're absolutely in your right to criticize the current standard as archaic, but it is unreasonable for you to assume that people are following standards just to get a rise out of you.

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    20. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      This is demonstrably false to anyone with a passing familiarity with linguistics and languages.

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    21. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      But we don't use that because we are speaking ENGLISH, in which the correct plural is "Octopuses."

      Merriam-Webster disagrees.

      While "Octopuses" is acceptable, Octopodes is correct. Octopi, as you rightly note, is equivalent to saying that because the plural of "goose" is "geese", that the plural of "moose" is "meese".

    22. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in Latin, Octopuses ends in an "i"!

      And it is apparently from (scientific) Latin that the word enters the English language. Here's the OED's take:

      Origin: A borrowing from Latin. Etymon: Latin octopus. Etymology: < scientific Latin octopus (1758 or earlier in Linnaeus) < ancient Greek ... ... The plural form octopodes reflects the Greek plural; compare octopod n. The more frequent plural form octopi arises from apprehension of the final -us of the word as the grammatical ending of Latin second declension nouns; this apprehension is also reflected in compounds in octop- : see e.g. octopean adj., octopic adj., octopine adj., etc.

      It "arises from the apprehension" - another way of saying that "people use it, inaccurately, because they think it makes them sound smarter".

    23. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Octopi doesn't sound that bad to me. OTOH, virii does sound terrible.

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    24. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for ENGLISH. If Jesus spoke it (how else can we read the bible), then it's good enough for me!

      What is the preoccupation with choosing religion to ridicule? Though the religious, as a whole, are certainly a majority, even in the scientific community alone, the sense is one chooses to deride them as ignorantly as a bigot derides a member of a minority. How annoying would it be to everyone if the religious in the scientific community started to interject off-topic, imporent and poorly conceived insults of athiests at every opportunity? They are, after all, complete morons, all of them, and this cannot be denied. Not all agnostics are dipshits, at least, but I wonder how many unthinking agnostic morons claim that they are athiests, just like Stalin! Here's a little help for you:

      Atheism is quite impossible, as by definition it affirms a deity.

    25. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      For that matter, you can't change just any old Latin singular to plural by changing -us to -i.

      Correct. It must be an American English word for an animal that ends in -us to be changed to -i for plural denotation. Octopus -> Octopi. Hippopotamus -> Hippopotami. Pegasus -> Pegasi.

    26. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      English borrows words from many languages, but no-one insists to use the donor languages plural forms for words from any other language.

      So people say graffitos, salames and phenomenons?

    27. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So people say graffitos, salames and phenomenons?

      They do say 'paninis,' 'tortellinis' and 'biscottis,' which drives me up the freaking wall!

    28. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      They do say 'paninis,' 'tortellinis' and 'biscottis,' which drives me up the freaking wall!

      Up the freaking muris, you mean?

    29. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by meglon · · Score: 1

      People, ridicule, religion, because, people, like, you, defend, it, and, sound, like, idiots, saying, stupid, things. Here's, a, little, help, for, you:

      http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu...

      Atheism is the absence of belief in a deity. That, by definition, doesn't affirm a deity. So we're back to: religion gets ridiculed because of complete idiots who defend religion with the stupid arguments they put forward.

      Passed that grep is slightly incorrect. Jesus didn't speak English, he spoke dinosaurian so his raptor mount could understand him when he said "look out for the damn flood, will you!" It just so happens that English has incorporated all the dinosaurian words into it.... with the obvious exception of the word meaning "huge fucking rock from the sky." That one took centuries to say, leading to an unfortunate side affect.

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    30. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It "arises from the [sic] apprehension" - another way of saying that "people use it, inaccurately, because they think it makes them sound smarter".

      Remember back in the C19th and early to middle C20th, Latin plural endings were obligatory for Latin words used in English. So those poor proles, who unlike you I gather, did not take Greek as well as Latin at school, were liable to apprehend the -us ending as something that would normally take an -i in the plural. This apprehension would have been entirely innocent (arguably even correct). Indeed, if anything using, or insisting on the correctness of, the Greek plural octopodes was (and still is) a way of "making oneself sound smarter." And isn't that just what you (or the AC above if that isn't you) are doing now?

      One might generally say the same for use of Greek endings for words derived from Greek, which obviously must be spelled differently in English, in contradistinction, to the use Latin endings for words taken directly from Latin.

      Be that as it may, for the longest time, octopi had, through frequent use, incorporated itself into ordinary English usage as the plural of octopus. Of course, early C21st style, in eschewing Latin endings, demands 'octopuses' instead.

    31. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assolutamente, si!

      I do regularly hear people say "this phenomena" and "this criteria," and even see it in print, but never "phenomenons" or "criterions."

      I'm not a purist, though. I'm not going to insist on "pizze" instead of "pizzas." Inconsistent, I know, but usage has its own twisted logic.

    32. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by terrycarlino · · Score: 1

      I once had a comparative language teacher who said: English doesn't barrow words from other languages. English follows other languages into dark alleys and rifles their pockets.

    33. Re:Nope, you got it wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once had a comparative language teacher who said: English doesn't barrow words from other languages. English follows other languages into dark alleys and rifles their pockets.

      Was he James Nicoll ?

  9. Within the Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poof! Next swirly question!

  10. Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They dont just come from mexico

  11. Please Ignore This Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1


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    1. Re: Please Ignore This Post by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      QXE4, checkmate. Good game. Best two out of three?

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  12. I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I fantasise about panspermia, I just don't think the evolutionary path would have developed elsewhere when we all evolved very similar traits.

    Apart from death, what known mechanisms, if any, are there for feedback from the living animal to it's DNA confirming success to any particular 'deliberate/known' mutation from a previous generation to occur and bolster fitness for the next generation?

    Is there any part of the DNA which accounts for 'R&D', like my previous question, which won't affect the host too drastically?

    Is it possible that cephalopods have an advanced state to the "norm" because it evolved a technique to rapidly "prototype" more quickly because of an advanced feedback loop?

    1. Re:I don't think so by lgw · · Score: 1

      As much as I fantasise about panspermia

      I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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    2. Re: I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they have. They can edit their own RNA, having less drastic effects. Google it.

    3. Re:I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Which one? Anyone can dream about stuff and things. How is this any different? Are you a robot?

    4. Re: I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess this gets partial credit. Although a fail on your part. I won't google everything on this planet. It would be nice to have someone with ACTUAL knowledge on the subject matter to inform us. Not some wanna be google hack.

  13. I don't get it by quantaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How does this get through peer review with 33 co-authors? I didn't even take a University level biology course and I can tell it's BS.

    We can look at the DNA and RNA of Octupuses, we can tell we share common ancestors, if Octopuses came from another planet that would be really really obvious.

    WTF? Do they think some Aliens abducted some cuttlefish, cloned them, and then dropped them back on the planet in Octopus form before heading on their way?

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    1. Re:I don't get it by john+of+sparta · · Score: 2

      this is what the octopuses told me: DNA is Do Not Argue (with us). RNA is Really? Not Again! and, yes, some of them are cloned. it lessens the amount of HR diversity training.

    2. Re:I don't get it by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      We can look at the DNA and RNA of Octupuses, we can tell we share common ancestors, if Octopuses came from another planet that would be really really obvious.

      I don't think they were trying to suggest that ONLY octopi came from another planet. When I saw an article a few weeks back, they were arguing that the explosion into multicellular life may have come from space.

      Since there's no way to either prove or disprove it, it's not science, whether true or false, so it hardly matters.

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    3. Re:I don't get it by Baloroth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The theory would be that all life on Earth derives somewhat from this extra-terrestrial seeding, and that octopuses are simply a manifestation of the sudden appearance of complex properties previously unobserved which were derived from the seeding. That at least has some plausibility, in that it cannot be easily falsified. Or at least I think that'd be the theory, the linked "paper" is rather long and I'm not going to waste my time reading it thoroughly (although I question any "paper" that has in one section a direct quotation from wikipedia on tardigrades...).

      That said, pansperia is a load of crap: it explains nothing about the origin of life (even if life didn't originate on Earth, it had to originate somewhere, can't be turtles all the way down), has little or no scientific motivation (organic molecules are not life), and is (IMO) only really exists at all as a "theory" because it appeals to the sci-fi fan in many scientists.

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    4. Re:I don't get it by meglon · · Score: 1

      Yeh, wasn't it they were suggesting that the Cambrian explosion was the results of panspermia or something? Or am i confusing this with something from a couple years ago....

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    5. Re:I don't get it by quantaman · · Score: 2

      The theory would be that all life on Earth derives somewhat from this extra-terrestrial seeding, and that octopuses are simply a manifestation of the sudden appearance of complex properties previously unobserved which were derived from the seeding. That at least has some plausibility, in that it cannot be easily falsified.

      There's a wisdom to the phrase "use it or lose it". Traits that aren't actively selected for tend to get broken by genetic drift. It would be really hard to implant some Octopus genes in the initial seeding and just have them manifest in operational order in one tiny branch.

      That said, pansperia is a load of crap: it explains nothing about the origin of life (even if life didn't originate on Earth, it had to originate somewhere, can't be turtles all the way down), has little or no scientific motivation (organic molecules are not life), and is (IMO) only really exists at all as a "theory" because it appeals to the sci-fi fan in many scientists.

      I wouldn't entirely agree.

      So right now we have a decent idea for how life could have started, primordial soup and all that. And it seems fairly plausible, but it's also a result of us saying "life began on Earth, this is the most plausible life-forming process that could work on Earth, therefore this is how life started."

      But that's not necessarily the case, there might be other places in the Universe where for some reason it was much easier to life to form, if so panspermia becomes more likely.

      Though I suspect if you go the panspermia route you pretty much have to assume it was either Mars or Aliens. Anywhere else and I don't see how the living cells make it from the super-unusual planet that can create life to the super-unusual planet that can support it.

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    6. Re: I don't get it by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only stew that can be made from this single oyster worth of evidence is that there is an anomaly in how few of the intervening evolutionary steps fossils we have found, which could be explained in a number of ways, such as, off the top of my head, the species undergoing a good deal of evolution in a region where the fossils are not available to be found because the sea floor underneath that has been subducted and those fossils, as any such as may have existed, have rejoined the mantle of the Earth. Or maybe they are there and we just have not found them yet. Frankly, a breathless THEY CAME FROM SPAAACEEEE.... is a telltale sign of intellectual laziness or dishonesty, and it is getting a tad late for all the April 1 foolishness.

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    7. Re:I don't get it by dryeo · · Score: 2

      Why couldn't life have started on Venus and migrated here? Best guesses are that Venus was habitable for its first couple of billion of years of existence and it probably had oceans etc much like Earth.

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    8. Re:I don't get it by mrclevesque · · Score: 1

      "That said, pansperia is a load of crap: it explains nothing about the origin of life (even if life didn't originate on Earth, it had to originate somewhere, can't be turtles all the way down)"

      They *think* they're ready for that argument :

      "Wickramasinghe, Hoyle and Steele have all entertained the notion that there is no need for such a creation story. When asked if there must be abiogenesis at some point, somewhere in the universe, Steele replies, “Actually no. If the universe is steady state infinite there is no formal abiogenesis!"

      https://cosmosmagazine.com/bio... logy/viruses-et-and-the-octopus-from-space-the-return-of-panspermia

    9. Re: I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're also dealing with a creature that's going to leave a fossil of pretty much only its tiny beak.

    10. Re:I don't get it by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      While not utterly provably impossible, the Venus hypothesis does not provide us with anything useful. It basically presumes that life could have developed on Earth and maybe conditions were good enough over on Venus earlier, and life hitchhiked over with that billion year head start. Well, if we already are presuming that life could have developed here, then why complicate things without an iota of actual evidence pointing towards the more convoluted path?

    11. Re:I don't get it by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

      So right now we have a decent idea for how life could have started, primordial soup and all that. And it seems fairly plausible, but it's also a result of us saying "life began on Earth, this is the most plausible life-forming process that could work on Earth, therefore this is how life started."

      But that's not necessarily the case, there might be other places in the Universe where for some reason it was much easier to life to form, if so panspermia becomes more likely.

      It is quite plausible that Earth is a near optimal location for creating life. Protolife is probably just slime that clings to surfaces and has chemistry that encourages the formation of more and similar slimes, in the particular conditions where there is organic chemistry floating about. Porous rock with warm water, rich with various compounds, nearish volcanic sources that push water and dissolve minerals, what more do you need?

      It is very plausible that there is vastly more bacteria seeping through the crust than life on the surface, when measured by weight. While distribution in the present does prove anything about the origin of life, it does tell you something important about what all places where life might first have appeared really look like. Once you look at it that way, what exactly do non-Earth location really offer?

    12. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because it doesn't explain anything doesn't mean it's not true. As I see it, there's no good evidence either way so far, so why not just keep an open mind?

    13. Re:I don't get it by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      That at least has some plausibility, in that it cannot be easily falsified

      Wouldn't the existence of fossils of other forms of life predating the first octopi (or octopi like species) be evidence that this theory is crap? Unless they're claiming that the fossils were extra-terrestrial as well? Or are they proposing life came in waves or something bizarre like that?

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    14. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't even take a University level biology course and I can tell it's BS.

      This is how the powers that be continue to keep us in the dark. Just use your common sense, goy! IT was a big bang that created us, just like the big bang that created you yourself! Cosmic mother and father (the old lies). Let's just shut all scientific research down. If quantaman, with his high school education, can't believe it, it must be false! It sickens me that retards like you, completely controlled by the propaganda around you, run this country in a mob. Just because there are more stupid people than smart people doesn't make it right.

    15. Re:I don't get it by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Venus has an atmosphere nearly 100 times as dense as the earth, there probably never was phase when it could have supported life.

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    16. Re:I don't get it by dryeo · · Score: 1

      From wiki, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Studies have suggested that billions of years ago Venus's atmosphere was much more like Earth's than it is now, and that there may have been substantial quantities of liquid water on the surface, but after a period of 600 million to several billion years,[62] a runaway greenhouse effect was caused by the evaporation of that original water, which generated a critical level of greenhouse gases in its atmosphere.[63] Although the surface conditions on Venus are no longer hospitable to any Earthlike life that may have formed before this event, there is speculation on the possibility that life exists in the upper cloud layers of Venus, 50 km (31 mi) up from the surface, where the temperature ranges between 303 and 353 K (30 and 80 C; 86 and 176 F) but the environment is acidic.[64][65][66]

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    17. Re: I don't get it by Dunavant · · Score: 1

      They can leave full fossils, it's just uncommon. example: https://www.scientificamerican...

    18. Re:I don't get it by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Yes,
      but that is speculation. Not science.
      We actually have no evidence that support such hypothesizes.
      And then again, how would all the atmosphere, especially CO2 come from if the planet ever had harboured life?

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    19. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      “Actually no. If the universe is steady state infinite there is no formal abiogenesis!"

      So if the Universe has always existed, then life must have always existed?

      Can someone tell these nut jobs they are in the wrong Universe, because the one we are in isn't steady state infinite.

    20. Re:I don't get it by dryeo · · Score: 1

      It is educated speculation. We know the Sun was 25% cooler in the early solar system and can model climate to some degree. Models show that as the Sun got warmer, at one point the oceans would have boiled, causing an extreme greenhouse affect, stopping any plate tectonics that may have been happening and trapping the planets interior heat, leading to more volcano-ism and eventually a resurfacing event or even 2. The evidence of the volcano-ism and resurfacing event are there to be seen (almost no craters and big volcanoes) and volcanoes pump out CO2 (and sulfur).
      One piece of evidence that we could find would be life in the upper atmosphere, of which there is some circumstantial evidence of. http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/l...

      Eventually it is predicted a similar thing will happen to the Earth. In 500 million - a billion odd years, the Sun will heat up enough to boil our oceans, leading to a strong greenhouse affect, sterilizing the surface, stopping plate tectonics and depending on how much interior heat the Earth has, an increasing amount of CO2.
      The solar heating mechanism is well understood, hydrogen gets converted to helium, which increases the density of the Sun, leading to faster nuclear reactions and more heat.

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  14. Betteridged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perfect example of: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

    1. Re: Betteridged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should read my enlightening article titled "Can any headline that ends in a question mark be answered by the word no?"

    2. Re: Betteridged by Entrope · · Score: 1

      I think the question you were looking for is "Must every question in a headline that can be answered with 'no' be answered with 'no'?"

  15. No. by Kargan · · Score: 1

    That was easy.

    NEXT!

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  16. PZ Myers says... by AndyKron · · Score: 2

    Whenever I have a question about our cephalopod superiors I refer to Pharyngula. https://freethoughtblogs.com/p...

    1. Re:PZ Myers says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Linking to an Atheism+ nutjob
      Myers is an embarrassment to the skeptic community.

  17. utter scientific illiteracy by ooloorie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To make matters even more strange, the paper posits that octopuses could have arrived on Earth in "an already coherent group of functioning genes within (say) cryopreserved and matrix protected fertilized octopus eggs." And these eggs might have "arrived in icy bolides several hundred million years ago."

    That's utterly ridiculous, as even basic high school science can tell you: there are numerous genes that are common to all animals, including octopuses; many of those evolved on earth long before octopuses. Even the eukaryotic cell itself is an idiosyncratic assembly of bacterial components, membranes, and genomes, something that is shared between octopuses and all other higher animals, and that would simply not have arisen the same way elsewhere.

    The only way this could work is if life in the galaxy were in constant exchange everywhere so that life on all life bearing planets in the galaxy shares the same evolutionary history and that history is synchronized.

    1. Re:utter scientific illiteracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But even before such an analysis, the statement in itself is ludicrous!
      Where would "an already coherent group of functioning genes within (say) cryopreserved and matrix protected fertilized octopus eggs" have formed? How would it have been set in motion through space to eventually reach Earth, agreeing it could survive the journey?
      The thought of an organism evolving, somewhere, and then surviving some kind of cataclysmic event that explodes its home world, somehow sending a piece of debris with a viable specimen into Earth, where it finds a suited environment to thrive once more, is just too far out there.

    2. Re:utter scientific illiteracy by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Agreed, this idea is nonsense in the extreme.

          Panspermia is not entirely ridiculous in and of itself, and there's a reasonable possibility that some amino acids or other sub-cellular chemistry did come from space - but a complete complex organism in the form of a fertilized egg? That just happens to be ideally suited to the salinity and other chemistry and biology of the Earth's oceans? Oy gevalt!

    3. Re:utter scientific illiteracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be possible that all life originated elsewhere (panspermia) and that Octopi represent a branch that came to Earth at a different time than that which produced everything else. That is, they evolved in an alien environment but from the same root.

      I'm not sure what benefit to theory this produces however. They could have just evolved on Earth and ended up different from other eukaryotes, like current theory supposes. Occam's Razor seems to suggest we ignore panspermia as a theory, unless it actually presents an effect that can't be explained otherwise.

    4. Re:utter scientific illiteracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morphic resonance!

    5. Re: utter scientific illiteracy by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 2

      Has the possibility occurred to any of you that the person(s) responsible for this story are trolling us, and LOLing at all the fuss?

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    6. Re:utter scientific illiteracy by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      something that is shared between octopuses and all other higher animals, and that would simply not have arisen the same way elsewhere.

      Why?

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    7. Re: utter scientific illiteracy by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      Has the possibility occurred to any of you that the person(s) responsible for this story are trolling us, and LOLing at all the fuss?

      Very much so. Now think about what that says about the quality of peer reviewing and published science (original paper) and reporting in online magazines (like Quartz).

    8. Re:utter scientific illiteracy by nasch · · Score: 1

      The only way this could work is if life in the galaxy were in constant exchange everywhere so that life on all life bearing planets in the galaxy shares the same evolutionary history and that history is synchronized.

      That is exactly what they are claiming:

      As Wickramasinghe puts it, “Our point of view is that in the context of an interconnected cosmic biosphere involving at least 100 billion habitable exoplanets in our galaxy alone, and with continuing exchanges of biomaterial, large scale HGT including exchanges of complex genetic packages in the form of viruses, seeds, bacteria is unavoidable.”

      See you're totally convinced now right? Right??

    9. Re:utter scientific illiteracy by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what they are claiming:

      No, that's not what they are claiming. They are claiming a "continuing exchange of biomaterial", not a synchronized evolutionary history. The latter is a much stronger claim.

  18. octopuses come from by Tsolias · · Score: 0

    ur anus

    1. Re:octopuses come from by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      Do you have a diagram to support your statement?

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  19. Scientific paper are in a sad state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... since when did papers becomes the new platform for fake news and pure speculation.

    1. Re: Scientific paper are in a sad state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since amassing as much attention as possible replaced progress as peoples' new pursuit of life.

    2. Re: Scientific paper are in a sad state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if it is published it is settled science, right.
      I mean if I need to I can cite it to win an internet argument, right?
      If so, well it is all good....

    3. Re:Scientific paper are in a sad state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since things other than mathematics, physics and chemistry have been considered "science". Biology and medicine are the main culprits.

      The media will call anything science.

    4. Re:Scientific paper are in a sad state... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      If you think mathematics is science, you are an ignorant pilebof shit.

    5. Re:Scientific paper are in a sad state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you think mathematics is science, you are an ignorant pilebof shit.

      Oh, only as ignorant as Carl Friedrich Gauss you mean?

    6. Re:Scientific paper are in a sad state... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      ... since when did papers becomes the new platform for fake news and pure speculation.

      Since they figured out that's what sell them papers these days.

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    7. Re:Scientific paper are in a sad state... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      About the same time we started using the news media to intentionally propagate comforting lies so the weak-minded among us could all tune into the same stations and create a fake consensus reality.

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  20. Wickramasinghe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You made that up, didn'tcha?

  21. O R'lyeh? by fibonacci8 · · Score: 2
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    1. Re: O R'lyeh? by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      Youve been to Râ(TM)lyeh?!? Lucky....

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    2. Re: O R'lyeh? by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      God damn it, apostrophes...

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  22. Ribosomes? Mitochondria? by HiThere · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Check out the specifics of their Ribosomes and the genetic structure of their mitochondria. If those are near standard, then the answer has to be no. If they're wildly at variance with everyone else, I'll consider the possibility.

    Even then, it would take considerable proof, because the encoding of amino acids by RNA looks as if it should be arbitrary. (This is actually a sub-comment under "specifics of their Ribosomes", but it's significant enough that I thought it rated a separate mention.)

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  23. But, why though? by locater16 · · Score: 2

    Intelligent alien 1: "Hey, lets shoot these kind of intelligent animal eggs at a habitable planet and make sure they land safely so they'll spread there!"
    Intelligent alien 2: "Dude, why?"
    Intelligent alien 1: "Cause it's a fun prank! C'mon, don't be a buzzkill."

    1. Re:But, why though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/03/aliens-send-space-seed-to-earth_n_6608582.html

    2. Re:But, why though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frat bro alien 1: "Hey, lets shoot these kind of intelligent animal eggs at a habitable planet and make sure they land safely so they'll spread there!"

      Frat pledge alien 2: "Dude, why?"

      Frat bro alien 1: "Cause it's a fun prank! C'mon, don't be a buzzkill."

      FTFY. Suddenly seems a lot more plausible, eh?

  24. Sure they did... by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

    An aquatic environment is certainly the first place I would think that an intellectual species would master the art of designing, building, and launching really big rocket motors. Its just natural to think this. After all, electrical production, machinery, and autonomous transportation is so easy to come by in the natural world, especially those species capable of doing all that under water, where the fuel to power that kind of industry burns so well. /s

  25. No.. I don't think they did, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    however I am beginning wonder about some scientists.

  26. The Galiio Comparioson by rknop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the linked Cosmos article there is this quote from one of the authors:

    The situation is reminiscent to the problem Galileo had with the Catholic priests of his time – most refused to look through his telescope to observe the moons of Jupiter.

    Obviously, this doesn't prove anything, but I like to say that "everybody who's wrong thinks he's Galileo". Referring to the Galileo affair is among science crackpoterry something like Godwin's law in Internet discussions

    1. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Proudrooster · · Score: 2

      Yes, and the crackpot list is long. Just look at Louis De Broglie, the prince of quantum. His thesis was first laughed at and dismissed by the greats like Bohr. It was't until it was handed to Einstein and he read it, realizing it was brilliant, that it ever was accepted. De Broglie had to fight hard against the accepted orthodoxy in the accepted model, but it turns out, he moved the ball forward.

      https://www.encyclopedia.com/p...

    2. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      I like to say that "everybody who's wrong thinks he's Galileo".

      Here's Carl Sagan's take on this phenomenon (from "Broca's Brain"):

      The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

    3. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      ...and they were right about Columbus.

    4. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes.
      Thank God the Sigmund Freud of cocks is here to teach us!

    5. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And everyone who thinks they know so much thinks they aren'e the stubbon Catholic power structure of that time, clinging to the feeble explanation the have always had, because they can't fathom such a drastic change in worldview. How many atheist scientists now believe in a holographic universe (intelligent design...)? They'd never agree to intelligent design, but a holographic universe, now that makes sense because science! Take the log from your own eye.

    6. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? He was a cryptojew who colonized half the earth for Israel. How on Earth do you view him as a loser? This country still runs the whole world through military might and tells young mothers that there is a medical reason to circumcise their boys as Israel expects. A Zionist piece of shit? Sure. But a winner all the same.

    7. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Hollywood rooted science Theories are discriminated against. How unjust!

    8. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many atheist scientists now believe in a holographic universe

      About the same number that believe octopuses came from outer space.

      I know beating up straw men is fun, but it's much more satisfying to try addressing actual problems.

    9. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anton van Leeuwenhoek seems a better comparison, since this is a "scientist vs scientist" type of conflict.

      He used (I won't say invented, since that is another argument) a microscope and discovered the microscope world.

      He wrote up his findings including drawings and sent them to the Royal Society in London, where he was roundly mocked, since the idea of a world of functionally invisible microbes was deemed preposterous.

      On it's face, the idea that original DNA was seeded from space seems plausible.

      We also know from recent evo-devo discoveries, that DNA can have encoded traits that are not initially "activated" for a variety of complex reasons.

      But yes, the burden of proof of this claim is strong.

    10. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, Columbus thought that the Earth was small enough that he could sail to India. He just lucked out that there happened to be a giant land mass in the way preventing him from dying in the middle of the Atlanto-Pacific Ocean.

    11. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And anti-Catholic history has oversimplified the situation. Many clergy including popes had long accepted the possibility of a heliocentric solar system without controversy, but Galileo's attitude and and clerical politics exacerbated the differences between the factions.

    12. Re:The Galiio Comparioson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a holographic universe intelligent design? Do you... Do you think that the holographic universe idea means that we're living in a Star Trek holodeck or something like that? Seriously, do you? A holographic universe more or less means that the dimensions we perceive are actually emergent properties of fluctuations in the surface of an event horizon. It's an analogy to how a flat hologram appears to have depth. No intelligent design required.

  27. I'm not saying it's aliens by Spy+Handler · · Score: 2

    ...

    but it's aliens

    -The Authors

  28. Re: Please Ignore This Post oops... by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    Oops, sorry... I ignored the subject rather than the message. My bad. Iâ(TM)ll try harder next time. Promise.

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  29. 8 core Rasberry Pi. by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    The OctoPi. It's out of this world.

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    1. Re: 8 core Rasberry Pi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      25.1327412287

  30. Re:Very plausible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Thank goodness that mutant thing finally died"

    LOL

  31. The Magic Number by Topmounter · · Score: 1

    -33- authors... tells me all I need to know. I watched the Octopus Volcano documentary this morning and I could buy an off-world DNA explanation of these fascinating creatures.

    1. Re:The Magic Number by Gumpu · · Score: 1

      In the Morning Gentlemen. No Agenda.

  32. Anything not accepted by the echo chamber is crazy by Proudrooster · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Once again, anything not immediately accepted by the esteemed academic echo chamber is looked at is being crazy.
    It never hurts to re-explore and think different. This reminds of the Rupert Sheldrake's banned TED talk, https://youtu.be/JKHUaNAxsTg
    As Sheldrake states, "free inquiry is the very lifeblood of scientific endeavor"

    I applaud a person willing to "rethink" what we think we already know.

    I think Mark Twain said it best, "It ain't what you don't know that gets you in trouble, it is was you know for sure and you're wrong about, that's what gets you in trouble."

  33. So Cthulhu really existed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All hail the Great Old Ones.

  34. For the emperor by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

    Purge the xenos.

  35. I Read the Paper And Looked Up Some Key References by careysub · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the linked LiveScience commentary:

    Other researchers were not quick to embrace this theory. "There's no question, early biology is fascinating — but I think this, if anything, is counterproductive," Ken Stedman, a virologist and professor of biology at Portland State University, told Live Science. "Many of the claims in this paper are beyond speculative, and not even really looking at the literature."

    For example, Stedman said, the octopus genome was mapped in 2015. While it indeed contained many surprises, one relevant finding was that octopus nervous system genes split from the squid's only around 135 million years ago — long after the Cambrian explosion.

    Well, this is looks to be a problem for this hypothesis.

    So I decided to look into this a bit more so I downloaded the paper (which was in "accepted manuscript form" not as published paper) and look up some of its references. A key one is cited in the paper as (Liscovitch-Brauer et al 2017), for which the actual citation reference does not exist in the manuscript. I did find the paper though: Cell. 2017 Apr 6;169(2):191-202.e11. doi: 10.1016/j.cell.2017.03.025, "Trade-off between Transcriptome Plasticity and Genome Evolution in Cephalopods"

    It includes this helpful paragraph (without the Wickramasinghe mumbo-jumbo inserted in the discussion):

    Cephalopods are diverse and can be divided into the behaviorally complex coleoids, consisting of squid, cuttlefish, and octopus, and the more primitive nautiloids. In this paper we show that in neural transcriptomes extensive A-to-I RNA editing is observed in the behaviorally complex coleoid cephalopods but not in nautilus. The edited transcripts are translated into protein isoforms with modified functional properties. By comparing editing across coleoid taxa, we found that, unlike the case for mammals, many sites are highly conserved across the lineage and undergo positive selection, resulting in a sizable slow-down of coleoid genome evolution.

    So the cephalopods are quite unusual, with a different approach to evolution starting with the cuttlefish (long before the octopus) with RNA editing taking precedence over DNA modification for evolution. This is very interesting.

    The Liscovitch-Brauer paper also helpfully explains:

    Cephalopods emerged in the late Cambrian period, roughly at 530 million years ago (mya), and the divergence of nautiloids from coleoides is estimated to have occurred at 350–480 mya. The coleoides diverged to Vampyropoda (octopus lineage) and the Decabrachia (squid and cuttlefish lineage) at 200–350 mya. Divergence of squid from Sepiida is estimated to have occurred at 120–220 mya.

    So, a different approach to adapting to evolutionary pressure developed in the coleoides 350–480 mya (i.e. after splitting off from the nautoloids), which is 50-100 million years after the end of the Cambrian, and 60-110 million years after the Cambrian explosion (541 mya), and was in existence by the time that squid and octopus line separated (200-350 mya after the Cambrian explosion).

    This is an enormous span of time, and no reason to suppose that alien genes imported at the Cambrian explosion started showing up in coleoides well over 100 million years later. Where were they hiding all that time?

    The Wickramasinghe paper cites this anomalous biology of cephaloides, and then jumps to the conclusion "therefore aliens (maybe)".

    They got their paper published, but I don't buy it.

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  36. Re:Anything not accepted by the echo chamber is cr by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    Being crazy is not evidence.

  37. Re:Anything not accepted by the echo chamber is cr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

  38. look, I'm not an expert but . . . by swell · · Score: 2

    I have actually *seen* an octopus (well a picture of one). Hey, it's pretty obvious they are alien. Anyone in *your* family look like that? Them little buggers are just waitin' for the Trump wars to wipe us out and they will take over the earth.

    Oh, you have doubts? Well no less an authority than the Simpsons people will straighten you out. Check out Kang and Kodos on Wikipaedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... (have you had your rectal probe today?)

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  39. Re:I Read the Paper And Looked Up Some Key Referen by careysub · · Score: 1

    Too bad I can't edit to add an addendum.

    What Wickramasinghe et al has done with the octopus is a slightly more sophisticated version of a game that creationists play.

    All this stuff about "camera-like eyes", advanced nervous systems, color-changing etc. being so, so different from the nautilus that it is probably "aliens", is similar to the incredulity creationists express to show that evolution is impossible. The key difference (and the one they emphasize heavily) is the evolution by RNA editing that cephaloids developed. That is unusual, and seems to have developed once and only in the lineage (as far as we know at present).

    But they octopuses did not get "camera-like eyes", advanced nervous systems, color-changing from "aliens" -otherwise the cuttlefish would have them too. If anything they just got that RNA mechanism. All that other stuff they evolved on their own. The octopus had at least 130 million years to evolve those advanced traits after splitting off from nautiloids, and perhaps as much as 360 million!

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  40. Sushi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They came from the Sushi Planet.

    1. Re:Sushi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they are incredibly delicious! All hail the sushi planet!

  41. Bad, bad, bad science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While there are eggs of relatively simple organisms that survive freezing, they don't survive *decades or millennia or interstellar, 3 degree Kelvin temperatures in vacuum*. New ideas are great, but building up fairy castles from ignorant ideas and expecting them to be taken seriously is not.

  42. Re:Anything not accepted by the echo chamber is cr by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > It never hurts to re-explore and think different.

    I's a waste of time and resources to think differently for an extended period when the "thinking differently" produces no insights. I've examined the TED Talk you referred to. I'm afraid that it's horrible. I'm afraid that there was not even a single 6 minute period, anywhere in his talk, in which he did not commit the "straw man" logical fallacy.

    I agree that re-examining assumptions, and revisiting underlying assumptions, can be invaluable. There are too many situations where the opacity of a layer of abstraction have concealed a critical factor in my career and in my own fields of expertise. But just because an idea violates a long-held belief is not a reason to _support_ it, unless it provides testable or verifiable predictions, predictions that are superior to those of the existing approach.

  43. Octopuses, Octopii, or Octopae? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Englisn, Latin or Greek plural.

    1. Re:Octopuses, Octopii, or Octopae? by Holi · · Score: 1

      Octopuses is the correct pluralization in English, the Greek plural is octopodes no octopae.

      From the OED:
      he Oxford English Dictionary lists octopuses, octopi and octopodes (in that order);
      it labels octopodes "rare", and notes that octopi derives from the mistaken assumption that octps is a second declension Latin noun, which it is not. Rather, it is
      (Latinized) Ancient Greek, from oktpous (), gender masculine, whose plural is oktpodes ().
      If the word were native to Latin, it would be octps ('eight-foot') and the plural octpedes, analogous to centipedes and mllipedes, as the plural form of ps ('foot') is pedes.
      In modern Greek, it is called khtapódi (), gender neuter, with plural form khtapódia ().

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  44. Not True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never seen an Ancient Aliens episode on octopuses from outer space, therefore it can't be true.

  45. Missing links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is a large evolutionary difference between the octopus and its nearest relative we can seach for the missing links in the fossil record. Oops. No bones.

    1. Re:Missing links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have fossilized records of insects and bugs which fell into amber resin.

      The place to look for fossilized octopuses is in amber.

  46. Spiders from Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best candidate for extraterrestrial origin is spiders (arachnids). Those suckers are just plain evil and weird. They don't belong here.

  47. So long by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    And thanks for all the prawns!

  48. How do we know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that appear suddenly on the evolutionary scene.

    How do we know that it's suddenly? The lack of bones means we can't tell how the internal structure of cephalopods changed over the first 100 million years.

  49. Re: NO by thomst · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real question is, "Did Slashdot's editors come from the Weekly World News ... ?"

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  50. Easier answer: They were here before mammals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to just go out on a limb and say that we have no idea about civilizations that came before ours, millions of years ago, as there is no fossil record going back that far. We keep thinking in terms of land, but what about water? Whales have been here too, maybe we evolved from whales?

    At any rate, Octopi are only alien in the context if the ocean disappeared in the billion or so years and came back. Otherwise they may have been here for a billion years.

  51. Richard Dawkins says otherwise by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    I mostly watch his atheist videos but he talks about Creationists obsession with the eye and how octopus evolved in an easy to understand video geared for children.

    He is an excellent teacher but he talks about ancestors to modern octopuses by the eye differences.

    1. Re:Richard Dawkins says otherwise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, of course a child can understand Dawkin's videos.

      They are geared for adults who stick their fingers in their ears and yell "la la la I can't hear you!" as loud as they can whenever confronted with the reality of God.

    2. Re:Richard Dawkins says otherwise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, funny how my whole life I've never been confronted with "the reality of God," only the reality of people telling me things about God...

    3. Re:Richard Dawkins says otherwise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that what they actually do is listen patiently (when their patience hasn't just completely run out), then reply back that they've heard all of this before, and in multiple, conflicting, and often self-contradictory variations. They examined the actual history of the religion and concluded that it was just invented by regular old mortal humans.

    4. Re:Richard Dawkins says otherwise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmhmmmm

      Take a look around you.

      You live in an ordered universe, where science is possible, where there are consistent laws that can be mapped to equations. Where the the concept of falsifiable results exists because we expect objective truth, mathematics, logic, and so forth to remain constant and consistent.

      If all that came from some random event that just up and happened, you have no cause to believe anything about, well, anything. You have no reason to believe that the universe didn't up and create itself yesterday with an artificial past any more than you have reason to believe in a big bang event 14 billion years ago. If the laws could just up and reset themselves at the time of the big bang, they could have done the same thing yesterday. And you'd be none the wiser.

      But - that doesn't seem to be the state of affairs, now does it? But that leaves us with externally enforced Laws. Which implies a law giver.

      That... and also, the overwhelming historical evidence and so forth. Might be worth taking a look at.

    5. Re:Richard Dawkins says otherwise by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      But that leaves us with externally enforced Laws. Which implies a law giver.

      Okay, smartypants, lets say that, because there is an order and a design to all these things we see, that that implies the existence of a being who produced this order and design... now tell me - who produced the being you refer to?

      After all, if the existence of something ordered and non-random implies a creator (which I have conceded), then you have some explaining to do about who created this creator, because you just claimed that the existence of an ordered and non-random thing implies a creator. Your creator is now an unordered and non-random thing - who created him/her/it?

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    6. Re:Richard Dawkins says otherwise by forkfail · · Score: 1

      That's rather the point, though.

      The Creator (God) has to be out of time in order to fill the niche required. He is not part of Nature, and thus, uncreated, eternal, unchanging in nature.

      Interestingly, this is exactly how I AM described Himself long before there was anything resembling what we call philosophy today. And Christ the Son ascribed the same traits to His Father did as His Father ascribed to Himself.

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    7. Re:Richard Dawkins says otherwise by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      That's rather the point, though.

      The Creator (God) has to be out of time in order to fill the niche required. He is not part of Nature, and thus, uncreated, eternal, unchanging in nature.

      Yeah, but you argued that the existence of something "designed" implies a designer, hence the existence of your god implies a god-creator.

      If you think that your god didn't need a creator, why then does a tree, or planet, or star need a creator?

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  52. National Enquirer by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    I think I saw this in the National Enquirer last time I was in a grocery store, so it must be true!

  53. Fascinating! by BlueStrat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seconded. Chandra Wickramasinghe is a one-trick pony whose answer to absolutely everything is panspermia. (life from space)

    Bravo for engaging in honest skepticism of the claims.

    And yet, many people here calling out this study will not use the same level of skepticism about AGW claims of impending disaster if we don't engage in massive upheavals in society, technology, industry, and standards of living across the board that *just happen* to fit certain political agendas so perfectly that one might suspect shenanigans.

    Fascinating, indeed.

    Strat

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    1. Re: Fascinating! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only you could read your own comment through the eyes of others, you might see how ridiculous it sounds. I mean a strawman is still a strawman, even if you give him real shoes.

    2. Re: Fascinating! by stinkyjak · · Score: 1

      I think you have supported his idea. With your straw (person) analogy.

    3. Re:Fascinating! by truavatar · · Score: 1

      I mean, it should go without saying.. but that's because this is a single study not an enormous body of evidence spanning decades.

    4. Re:Fascinating! by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Take it as Maslow's hierarchy of needs. When a topic is being addressed from higher level needs, such as a need for intellectual satisfaction, then people (including scientists) can practice intellectual honesty and a genuine search for truth, which is just as science is popularised as being, in a pure sense.

      But if the issue is affecting needs lower down the stack, such as basic survival, ie. say the wrong thing and you will be ostracised, simply because various political interests, NGOs, companies, charities, etc. have got a stake in the game, then yeah, your cognition is going to be focussed on that need, as it takes priority.

      Global warming is extremely political, and so even if it is true, the science can't be trusted to self-correct either way, because there is too much at stake. Not to mention the entire world-views around left-right politics, and the progressive/regressive currents in people's outlooks, and peer pressure, and group identities, and so on.

      It all got ugly and polarised and too many people, scientists included, made "global awareness" their sort of core value, based on many somewhat mistaken philosophies stemming from deep ecology and so on. The whole thing is very fractured really.

      So yeah, nobody cares about the space faring habits of octopi, so it is easier to trust findings, assuming there really is valid data there.

      But too many science topics impinge on ethical and political topics, and there "the science" is hard to separate from propaganda. We KNOW that you can produce results you want simply by controlling HOW you design the research in the first place. And you can enforce by peer pressure that patten, those "exemplars" onto subsequent younger researchers, en masse. There's no rule that says you can't get 97% adherence to a paradigm. In fact the more the group think, the easier it becomes.

      And we know that PR companies will sit down and design specific messages, like, "overwhelming evidence", and "denialists", to spread across the media. I mean, people are paid to do this sort of thing.

      And we know that various companies will create fronts, like NGOs, to push certaing agendas, and pay "key opinion leaders", ie. people the public are likely to trust because, like, they are scientists, to promulgate certain messages.

      The only mystery really is which interest group is pushing which agenda. I mean, it looks like Big Oil is pushing the AGW story because the more we are pushed to switch to "renewables", the more locked in we will be into gas and oil. But people who understand the energy market can say more about that.

      As someone said, it is easier to convince people of a lie, than it is to convince people that they have fallen for a lie.

      And for the record, I think it makes sense that humanity is developing towards a globally integrated world, where it makes no difference where you are born, as every human is part of humanity, and we learn how to live in ecological balance with the ecosystem. What I don't like is the vast stupidity that's going on in the environmental movement, where they don't seem to care whether their ideas actually work or not. It is one thing to care, it is another to apply solutions without creating worse problems. So far their approach seems to be to just demonise others, rather than truly building something better.

    5. Re:Fascinating! by rgbatduke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well said. And anyone who takes issue with it has only to look at almost 60 years worth of papers that "proved" that fat in our diets was causing heart disease and high cholesterol, a "fact" that just happened to make major industries in the US that are huge political donors lots of money. Or any number of other scientific claims that were sufficiently entrenched that it took at least years, maybe decades, for science to self-correct, even without a trillion dollars a year or so at stake.

      It's not that AGW is "false" -- there is good support for some warming of the surface from increased CO2, in straight up physics, around 1 C per doubling of CO2, all things being equal. The trouble is that they aren't equal. The Earth's climate is a chaotic process, and it is pretty reasonable to doubt the predictive models attempting to integrate the Navier-Stokes double-coupled system on a spinning, tilted oblate spheroid covered irregularly with continents and oceans and mountains and warmed in a complex way in its evolving elliptical orbit by a somewhat variable star as far as "predictions" of things like water vapor feedback and changes in the global conveyor belt carrying oceanic heat around and atmospheric flow patterns, especially when the models are started with "arbitrary" initial conditions (since nobody has any idea what the actual state of the atmosphere and ocean is at anything like the granularity of the models, which is still 30 orders of magnitude greater than the Kolmogorov scale), run to produce a spectrum of possible futures, averaged and then superaveraged without regard to weighting, and then turned into a "prediction" that is supposed to carry more political weight then the lives and fortunes of all of those affected by the enormously expensive measures taken to ameliorate a future "catastrophe" that nobody can actually quite measure as being truly catastrophic.

      There are also inconvenient facts that are quietly ignored during the public debate by supporters of AGW as a "catastrophe". One is that roughly 1/7th of the Earth's population is eating today thanks to the roughly 15% increase in growth rate of C3 respiring plants due to the increase in CO2 in Earth's CO2-starved atmosphere (the minimum CO2 during the coldest part of the Wisconsin glaciation dropped to just over the partial pressure required to prevent mass extinction of whole classes of respiring plants). That the Earth was coming out of the little Ice Age about the time we started really burning things for energy and gradually ramping up CO2, and that while too hot isn't great, too cold is TRULY a disaster for the breadbasket temperate zone for the planet, and isn't particularly good for the ecology, either, and is often accompanied by massive global droughts.

      The point is that the climate is changing, and has always been changing. The notion that the Earth's climate is in any sense whatsoever a stationary process is a myth, a myth caused by the comparatively short "memory" of living humans compared to the timescales of change. The Earth is large enough that there are always climate/weather extremes happening somewhere on the surface, and if you look for them and report them as "news", you cannot avoid conveying the impression of disastrous change. It requires careful statistical analysis to detect anything like real change, and even then the statistics provides no reliable means of attributing cause, not in a chaotic model that has huge natural fluctuations year to year, month to month, week to week. It's a cherrypicker's paradise, an open invitation for confirmation bias to run amok, without the slightest possibility of a double blind experiment or observation that isn't multiply confounded by impossibly complex dynamics.

      This is a case where in the long run, the entire debate likely will not matter. As solar technology continues to improve and become cheaper (including storage options and more efficient, cheaper cells) pure economics is going to drive a gradual abandonment of burning

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    6. Re:Fascinating! by Dread_ed · · Score: 2

      Take it as Machiavelli's reverse engineering of Maslow's hierarchy, with the goal of rooting the political consciousness in the age of Instant Bullshit (formerly known as the information age.)

      When you have the means to push a message over a wide enough sector of the news-space, and that message intersects plausibly with survival instincts, you have your "Step 2," where "Step 3: Profit" is the ultimate conclusion.

      No one in the US ever went broke selling fear to the American people, especially when you give those people fiat to dominate, control, ostracize, and silence the speech of those who think differently. They get a free shot at getting wasted on fear and stress chemicals, but that's just the prelude to the mother of all drugs. Being "right," with the approval of your peers, having a "mandate" to take action because X (survival of the species, da kidz, teh oppressdeded, whatevvs) is sooooo important, gleefully forcing others to bend to your will, and reveling in torturing those who will not bend to your will. That shit makes heroin look like baby food.

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    7. Re:Fascinating! by nasch · · Score: 1

      the more we are pushed to switch to "renewables", the more locked in we will be into gas and oil.

      You lost me there.

    8. Re:Fascinating! by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      Your first paragraph suggests that AGW advocates are conspiring for a particular industry. But there are very few industries that benefit from AGW. Certainly those industries can't afford the price tag to fix the scientific consensus. Especially not when opposed by the pretty much every industry out there.

    9. Re:Fascinating! by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Power companies in general are public utilities. They cannot charge "whatever they like" for rates, because they are granted de facto monopolies in particular regions, and while it isn't COMPLETELY impossible to change utilities serving a given area, it is rare, difficult, and expensive as a general rule. So this is in no sense whatsoever a "free market".

      If you are allow to add a fixed margin onto costs as your "profit" for selling electrical power, you literally cannot increase the profits of your company in any semi-saturated market with roughly fixed costs for things like fuel and maintenance. Anything that raises the cost of generating the cost of the electricity you sell, however, increases your marginal profit at a fixed margin. If you are allow to keep 10% over costs at retail, and you double costs, you actually double your profits at a fixed marginal profit.

      To put it bluntly, the group that has made out like a bandit throughout the entire discussion is the very energy industry that is demonized by AGW. Not only do they get to raise prices at a fixed margin, they get tax writeoffs, they get free advertising, and if you look, they get a huge share of R&D money in the "search" for renewable alternative fuels and so on. You can see the same thing happening in the fossil fuel industry -- there is little real shortage evident in the marketplace, but it is hopefully fairly obvious that global power politics is largely concerned these days with increasing price-raising panic, even transiently, to bump local profits for the fuel industries. Iran? Well, it COULD be about nuclear arms in Iran's hands, but it is also about oil. The Syrian civil war and ISIS in general? Well it COULD be about religion, or the thirst of a people for freedom -- or it could be about oil and gas pipelines to Europe. The first, and second Iraqi war? It might be all about freedom and oppression, a large bully trying to take over an innocent smaller country -- or it could be all about oil, and just who is going to control its flow and price. A truly cynical person might attribute Venezuela to global politics manipulating the oil market.

      The statement that there are few industries benefit from "AGW" isn't the point. There are lots of industries out there that make far more money because of the AGW panic than they would ever have made without it. There have been whole wars fought over only a comparatively small part of the total energy industry. We're talking over a trillion dollars a year, globally. It is naive in the extreme to think that with that kind of money on the table that the entire political and scientific discussion is free from massive corruption, any more than global pharm is with far less money on the table.

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    10. Re:Fascinating! by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      You don't need to fix the scientific consensus. You create enough momentum and the rest of the "Scientists" will carry you the rest of the way with confirmation bias. Al Gore runs a climate change non-profit and owns a bunch of solar companies. No conflict of interest at all, right?

    11. Re:Fascinating! by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      Create enough momentum the confirmation bias will just magically convince everyone, eh? Please step back and look at this objectively. You sound extremely paranoid.

    12. Re:Fascinating! by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Great post.

      It's a cherrypicker's paradise, an open invitation for confirmation bias to run amok, without the slightest possibility of a double blind experiment or observation that isn't multiply confounded by impossibly complex dynamics.

      It is an odd situation, intellectually. The thing we want to study cannot be studied in a conventional scientific way, so instead of focussing on the smaller parts which can be studied in a rigorous way, the leaders in the field say, oh well, we'll just have to use "other" methods (ie. much weaker methods, with much lower standards of evidence, even verging on woo woo). "We don't have two Earths to experiment with!" they cry. Sure. So, what do they do? Resort to making up fantasy-models.

      Likewise, the simplest explanation I've heard for how the field of nutrition went so far off course, is that you cannot lock up people in a lab and force feed them very specific diets all their lives. It is that old very simple science notion of, how do you test? HOW do you TEST?

      This is a case where in the long run, the entire debate likely will not matter. As solar technology continues to improve and become cheaper (including storage options and more efficient, cheaper cells) pure economics is going to drive a gradual abandonment of burning increasingly scarce fuel for energy.

      Living in dark climates, I'm not sure about that, but it is not something I know much about. But I think you are right, it... fortunately... isn't going to matter. The problem is we use huge quantities of energy, and it is CHEAP, very cheap, compared to say, the human cost of SLAVERY, which is what we used to use for "energy". So barring the downfall of civilisation and a return to slavery, we are pretty good for energy for the foreseeable future. Albeit, we might get charged a bit more for it... paying all those green subsidies and what have you. But newer technology will come along, and continue the ongoing trend of technology helping us to lighten our footprint.

    13. Re:Fascinating! by Bongo · · Score: 1

      It's just the observation that, because renewables (apart form nuclear) are intermittent, you always need backup from gas (specifically, as it is fast to respond).

      People said that this issue would go away if you just built enough renewables, because "the wind is always blowing somewhere", and so you just need a bigger connected grid... but so far, I gather countries like Germany have as yet not made any reductions in their reliance on fossil fuels.

      We see news that one one day of the year, there was a huge percentage of power from renewables, but nobody seems to have been able to actually shut down conventional stations (except to replace them with other conventional stations, or the weirdly named "biomass").

      And some might wonder, surely the oil and gas industry LIKES this, because the more people focus on wind and solar, the more their attention is taken away from nuclear, and only nuclear is truly a real threat to the oil and gas industry.

      So the message, politically, is often about "an energy mix" ie. wind, solar, biomass, and gas, and oil... the whole lot together. It appeases the greens who imagine an ever increasing reliance on wind, and it appeases the oil industry who know we will always rely on them.

      I recall a publicity video from the UK Coal Board back in 1957 or something, where they were arguing that, only coal could really be the backbone of industry, whereas, they said, despite how, nuclear is interesting, nuclear was "not here yet", and so it could be ignored. So the "threat" of nuclear has been on people's minds since its inception.

    14. Re:Fascinating! by nasch · · Score: 1

      Well we know power is being produced from renewable sources. Either that is just excess power that is wasted and not used, or it is power that would otherwise be produced from non-renewable sources. The former seems beyond unlikely, so I think it's the latter. Either fossil fuel power plants are being shut off, or fewer of them are being built than would be the case without renewables (due to increasing energy demand). Either way, renewables must be replacing fossil fuels in part, right?

    15. Re:Fascinating! by Bongo · · Score: 1

      It raises the question, if it is ok to just make some reductions in fossil fuel use, then how can climate change be a serious threat? To illustrate this, say you are on a plane and the problem is all engines have failed. Does it make any difference if you hit the ground at 400 instead of 500 miles an hour? The end result is the same.

      I don't know why people can claim that climate change is the most urgent problem, with looming catastrophe, yet choose the most ineffectual technologies for fixing it. If people are backing wind farms, because it reduces fossil fuel consumption, and backing battery developments, because they'll reduce fossil fuel consumption, then climate change is NOT the problem they say. In which case, why bother with those slow technologies at all?

      As for the oil industry executives, maybe they did a calculation and figured that nuclear could indeed be a real threat to them, and wind may only ever reduce sales a bit, but not enough to worry about, so they back "renewables" so long as that excludes nuclear. So they are always in the "mix".

    16. Re:Fascinating! by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      so they back "renewables" so long as that excludes nuclear.

      Ah, so you base your silly conclusions on the belief that the only reason
      nuclear isn't more popular is because of a conspiracy against it.

      When in fact, the real problem with nuclear is that it is unaffordable,
      with the astronomic cost of construction, maintenance, and waste disposal.

    17. Re:Fascinating! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > so they back "renewables" so long as that excludes nuclear.

      I think renewables will always exclude nuclear.

  54. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It has also looked into the background of some of the authors" - why? Either the paper contains the evidence which justifies their claim or it doesn't, I don't care about what authors have previously done - either they're citing or they aren't.

  55. Have you noticed that... by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

    ...with the combination of 33,000 genes (humans have about 20,000 genes) everything you get is just an octopus ? Not a big result, for an alien.

  56. Flying Spaghetti Monster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it obvious that the octopus is just a divinely-inspired water-based homage?

  57. Re:Ribosomes? Mitochondria? by Xest · · Score: 2

    Octopus, cuttlefish, squid, and nautilus are all related as cephalopods. They are in the same phylum as snails and slugs on land, and things like nudibranchs underwater,

    Their ancestors are things like ammonites, and it really shouldn't take a genius to spot how ammonites and nautilus could be related, and whilst I accept convergent evolution can trick the eye when trying to judge descendants, it's not merely convergent evolution in this case.

    So we basically have a fossil record going right back to the beginning for octopus and their closely related cousins along with a a healthy fossil record - I could literally drive to a coast line like Plymouth in the UK right now and find an ammonite fossil or imprint in about an hour or two of arrival. In fact, I suspect we have a more complete fossil record for cephalopods and their ancestors such as ammonites than we do for humans.

    Octopus are weirdly intelligent compared to much other life on earth, though I've always found them incredibly shy (and boring) in the wild. Much more interesting are cuttlefish and squid that will actually swim up to you, staring at you curiously, trying to understand you. If you approach they'll back away, staying never less than a meter from you, but if you back off they'll stay close to you, watching you. It's a clear form of intelligence that you just don't see in much else in the wild other than things like apes and whales. But we're also weirdly intelligent, and that doesn't make us alien, it just makes evolution an awesome force of nature.

  58. What about plants? by Gabest · · Score: 2

    They are very different than animals, and just suspiciously stand around doing nothing all day.

  59. I, for one, welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new octopodic overlords.

  60. Re:Anything not accepted by the echo chamber is cr by Xest · · Score: 1

    No one has any problem with outside theories, as long as they're backed by evidence.

    But when you bullshit, fudge, ignore scientific evidence that's inconvenient to your agenda and so on, and so forth, then yes, expect to get shot down.

    The very fact we have technological progress at the fastest rate in human history is evidence that outside theories are accepted and acknowledged, but only when they have a plausible backing behind them.

    Sheldrake wasn't banned, in fact, his video is on the TED site, it was just pointed out that it's based on a lot of bullshit, that's just fundamentally untrue, and his arguments are themselves based on a fundamental lack of scientific understanding - he's ignorant of even graduate level philosophy and mathematics, and it was just an attempt to push anti-scientific religious dogma into scientific debate by the backdoor.

    So feel free to re-think, just when you're re-think consider that you might be wrong, and when you re-think and fail to back it up with evidence, rather than assuming the world is out to get you, and everyone is trying to silence you, that perhaps the problem is simply that whilst your attempt to think differently was noble, it was ultimately fruitless and wrong, as is the case both here, and with Rupert Sheldrake.

  61. HP Lovecraft eat your heart out by shentino · · Score: 1

    Now taking bets on how many cthulu references will be made on this article.

  62. The people doing this call themselves scientists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should be fucking ashamed. Dickheads.

  63. Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

  64. Re:Ribosomes? Mitochondria? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Well, I played with a few octopuses they behaved a bit like dogs, they were curious and and came to me and put their arms around my hand. (Mediterranean sea, Greece)

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  65. The Correct Plural of Octopus, ask the editor by ei4anb · · Score: 1

    The Correct Plural of Octopus from an authoritative source - Merriam Webster https://youtu.be/n4PWP8uL-1o

  66. Re:I Read the Paper And Looked Up Some Key Referen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's probably an April's fools. Octopuses were a while ago reported as having such different genetics they could be perceived as aliens. This was a bit of an exaggeration in some respects.

    Probably for April's fools someone published the paper as a joke but it's only just gotten noticed/gone through.

  67. Re:I Read the Paper And Looked Up Some Key Referen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cuttlefish may not be able to camouflage like an octopus but they sure as hell change color, they're like living LCD screens.

  68. Occam's razor dude by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why?

  69. Re:I Read the Paper And Looked Up Some Key Referen by Holi · · Score: 1

    Cuttlefish can most definitely camouflage as well as octopuses, in fact they can change match the color of their backgrounds in almost complete darkness. https://news.nationalgeographi...

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  70. No, octopuses are original indigenous life forms! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While YOU, yes you with that weird stick inside your body and a remarkably low number of appendages, are the invaders from outer space.

    Get off our planet.

  71. cthulhu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chthulhu did it for a (menacing,evil) laugh

  72. Re:Ribosomes? Mitochondria? by Xest · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All too often though, like dogs, it's a taught behaviour by local dive guides, and divers. You see a similar thing with sharks- normally they want nothing to do with you and the most you'll see is the silhouette of one at the edge of visibility in the water. When you see video of sharks interacting with divers and brushing against them it's typically because of them having been baited and trained to associate divers with chum.

    For what it's worth, I've even seen French angelfish trained to interact with people. A lady called Dee Scarr in Bonaire had a pair she'd trained which would approach her specifically when she entered the water and swam to the area they would hang around, but much as with the sharks and chum she did this by feeding them. People have done similar things with moray eels and the like, and lost their fingers as a result, such as the guy who had his thumb bitten off because a large moray mistook it for the sausage the guy would always feed it.

    Ocean animals that will interact of their own free will with no training often include mammals - seals, sea lions, dolphins. You can witness this because even newly born seals who would not have seen people before will approach and play with humans. In fact, it's the older bulls that are basically horse sized (minus the legs) and could snap a human in two that prefer to keep their distance.

    Then as I say there's the squid and cuttlefish, the reason I see these as being more interesting than my experience with octopodes so far is that the behaviours I see - the following and observation of people from a distance, would seem like a hard thing to train, but not only that, but I've witnessed many times across the globe. As such it would seem unlikely this curiosity they show would have been trained into so many different specimens across the globe - in contrast given the tourist draw of octopus interactions, and the relative ease of training that I believe it's more often likely to be a taught trait. This doesn't mean I think the naturally curious octopus is a myth, I think they're more than capable of it, but I think it's a relatively rare thing, at least far more so than the often sold idea that octopus will always just come right upto you and play with you - that's fundamentally not true (and probably a good thing, we don't need people dying to blue ringed octopus because it got frisky and bit them when they were playing with it).

    The other interesting thing about squid and cuttlefish is that they'll try and communicate with you by flashing various colours at you when they approach you, or also if you move your fingers about, such as mimicking their attack pose by lifting your middle 3 fingers and lowering your thumb and little finger. They see this as their attack pose and will match it quite often. It's still very basic, but it's much more non-trivial communication than you get with many other species.

  73. Alien Language by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    A Greek word with Latin endings? Sounds as implausible as the octopus evolving on Earth. Clearly, the word we use for them come from outer space too.

  74. Re:I Read the Paper And Looked Up Some Key Referen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other hand, this can also be seen as scientific validation of creationism.

    Of course, if you have already decided that "any evidence that points to God must be definition be false," which is, sadly, often the case, then you aren't doing actual science.

  75. Octopi are not extraterrestrial... by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

    however, spiders definitely are extraterrestrial.

  76. Critical Thinking Skills by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    This is nonsense. My God, what the hell is happening? When did critical thought dwindle to such short supply? There's an increase in "flat earthers", vaccination causing autism won't die, 1/2 America doesn't believe global warming is caused by man... 50 years ago we reveled in science and the potential it offered. Today we can't even have a public debate at college lest someone feels "offended".

  77. How to delete a /. post? by Dast · · Score: 1

    How to delete a /. post, anyone?

    How the fuck did this end up being posted. I've never heard of such nonsense. Even the fact that we can measure genetic divergence should be a good indication that octopi are clearly terrestrial in origin.

    DELETE THIS CRAP

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  78. Re:I Read the Paper And Looked Up Some Key Referen by nasch · · Score: 1

    Great comment, thank you.

  79. From space by nasch · · Score: 1

    The sheer scale of these changes leads the authors to conclude that it cannot be explained by normal neo-Darwinian processes.

    So they don't understand how octopi could change that quickly, and rather than thinking maybe there's something about evolution or genetics that we don't understand yet that could explain this, they decide they must have come from outer space. Wow.

  80. Seen this one before by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    As Ben Stein documented extensively in Expelled, the important thing is that this claim enhances the ability of researchers to find new frontiers of grants and funding and that Charles Darwin comes out looking like the smartest, handsomest guy they can put in front of young peoples' eyes.

  81. When a non-scientist potificates about science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things just don't go well...

  82. Re:Anything not accepted by the echo chamber is cr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " But just because an idea violates a long-held belief is not a reason to _support_ it, unless it provides testable or verifiable predictions, predictions that are superior to those of the existing approach." Kinda yes, kinda no. The problem is that much of our understanding has had sooo much "patch work" done on top of it to explain edge cases. In the short term an OK idea that has had 50 years of patch work, may out perform a better idea that has only had 2 years of patch work. In order to create a fundamental shift in paradigms, we may need to entertain underperforming theories for substantial time, before the necessary patchwork can be developed to really make them shine.

  83. Re:Ribosomes? Mitochondria? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    While I acknowledge the truth of what you say, if they were to demonstrate that Octopuses used something other than mitochondria, or that their Ribosomes used a different mapping of nucleotide code to amino acid, I'd be willing to consider that they came from outside.

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  84. Check the calendar by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

    It's not April 1 any more, is it?

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  85. If they are from outer space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one can call the Japanese xenophobic anymore.

  86. Here's what one expert has to say on the matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn!

  87. Re:Ribosomes? Mitochondria? by Xest · · Score: 1

    I guess the point is at what point did they come from outside if they did? If they did, the fossil record, and genetic ancestry would imply that basically everything came from outside, precisely because we can already trace their ancestry back so far.

    I'd argue therefore, that the real problem with this theory is not saying that Octopus came from elsewhere, but that because Octopus have a fairly clearly well understood ancestry, that basically everything must've come from elsewhere, and in that case, why focus the paper on octopodes specifically? It really doesn't make much sense. If the author wants to argue that only some of life came from elsewhere, then even something like humans (where we still to some degree have a missing link) and duck billed platypus (where we're still filling the gaps) would be better candidates for this particular panspermia theory. This would at least have allowed the author to paper over some of the outright factually incorrect parts of his theory with unknowns instead.

    I suspect therefore the most plausible explanation is that he's chosen octopodes because they fulfil many human's preconceived notions of what alien life forms would be like, and is mostly pandering to that as a way to push his scientific theory rather than, you know, doing real actual science.

  88. Genome sequences available by staalmannen · · Score: 1

    The reviewers of this supposedly peer-reviewed paper have done a sloppy job. There are genome sequences available that clearly show that cephalopods are mollucs, which are bilaterians and thus relatively close to us. A truly alien organism would be less related to us than bacteria are.

  89. Certainly they did! by spkay31 · · Score: 1

    If they didn't come from outer space then how do you explain Kang and Kodos on the Simpsons that are clearly evolved from the octopus family?

  90. Impossible: They have DNA by kiminator · · Score: 1

    In a lot of sci-fi, there's this idea that DNA is some sort of universal constant that all life shares. But there's no reason whatsoever to believe that this should be the case. At the very least, we would expect massive divergences in basic cellular functionality such as the relationship between DNA basis and amino acids and which specific proteins cause various things to happen.

    Lots of DNA studies performed these days make use of PCR, which essentially causes a few DNA strands to replicate, resulting in a much larger signal that's easier to measure. The problem is: the way it causes those strands to replicate is to apply a specific protein to the DNA strand and perform some temperature cycling. But why should the protein which performs this task on terrestrial DNA do anything at all to an extra-terrestrial DNA-like molecule? It could easily not combine at all, or not do it very efficiently, or do something completely unexpected like cut up the DNA-like molecule, rendering it useless.

    If a DNA study was successfully performed on the organism, it's from Earth.

  91. Or for meme's sake! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    They came from Yanni, I mean Laurel.

  92. Back to Faith? by Herve5 · · Score: 1

    Panspermia is, to me, a manner of evacuating any ambition of explaining Life towards an unreachable, outwards source.
    'coming from outer space millions of years ago' = 'created by a God', for that matter.

    That's the weakminded solution : modifying our view of the world so that answers to your questions become impossible by design, if I dare say.

    My main fear is to discover the same process at work within closer, more critical analyses (economy, science, even ethics...). It's difficult to discernate.

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  93. Re:Ribosomes? Mitochondria? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I don't think they were somehow trained.

    They sat in small ponds, "connected" to the sea. But depending on tides (it was mediterranean sea, the tide is usually not really visible, about 20cm or so) they could swim into or out of the pond. Or they climbed over the barrier.

    It was more likely that they wanted to play because I came there every day, to put my feet into the water and read a book.

    When I saw them the first time, they immediately hid. When I came to the pond I usually could not spot them at first, but while reading I saw them out of the corner of my eye sometimes. After a while they approached (a few days later).

    Happend two times more or less in the same way in the same area of south Crete.

    But your diving story is interesting, perhaps I should learn diving. When I was first time in Thailand, I spent a month on Phuket, but only used diving mask and snorkel a day before I left. What a shock. The amount of fish around me was unbelievable. Like in an aquarium of a Chinese restaurant. I literally had hundreds of fish at the same time in my viewing field. Just a few yards away from the beach.

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  94. GQ by mcswell · · Score: 1

    Maybe the ancestors of the octopi later became the Thermians. The resemblance is certainly striking: http://galaxyquest.wikia.com/w...

  95. Re:Ribosomes? Mitochondria? by Xest · · Score: 1

    Yep, I'd definitely recommend everyone who has the opportunity to learns to dive, apart from being incredibly relaxing because the mammalian dive reflex physically causes the heart to slow down (some free diver's pulses have been measured dropping to as low as 5 beats per minute!) it's also overwhelming the amount of things going on down there as you say.

    I think what fascinates me as someone who is interested in evolution and the natural world is how much is different, and yet how much is the same. Even staring into the throat of a moray eel I couldn't help but notice how it's warning sign of widely baring it's teeth, and it's palate and teeth were so similar to that of a dogs - a completely different branch of the evolutionary tree evolving separately in a completely different environment and completely different conditions. Also the similarities between coral, a type of animal, and cacti, a type of plant even in terms of how you can cut them up, and grow new pieces, graft them, and so on were surprising to me.

    It's both fascinating and eery to see things so alien, yet exhibiting traits and actions so familiar. It strengthens my suspicion that whilst the natural world is a big and complex thing, there are a massive but ultimately finite set of outcomes that natural process will reach that are governed by the fundamental laws, not just the physical laws such as those that govern the forces, but of natural laws such as evolution. I think therefore if we ever do find alien life it wouldn't be surprising if it's actually way more familiar in many ways and way less different than some might expect.

    But even outside of the fascination of science and the underwater world, just the simple act of watching a manta, or spotted eagle ray gliding by you, or a turtle brushing past you, or even something common and trivial like a trumpet fish swimming under or above you using you as cover to move about the reef is an incredible experience. It's amazing how quickly you can become just another part of the reef. Though even where there's little to no life at all, like diving between the Eurasian and North America tectonic plates at Silfra in Iceland is a surreal (albeit cold) experience too.

  96. Re:I Read the Paper And Looked Up Some Key Referen by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Very informative, thank you for your work.

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