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Beto O'Rourke's Secret Membership in America's Oldest Hacking Group (reuters.com)

One thing you might not know about Beto O'Rourke, the former Texas congressman who just entered the race for president is that while a teenager, O'Rourke acknowledged in an exclusive interview to Reuters, he belonged to the oldest group of computer hackers in U.S. history. From the report: The hugely influential Cult of the Dead Cow, jokingly named after an abandoned Texas slaughterhouse, is notorious for releasing tools that allowed ordinary people to hack computers running Microsoft's Windows. It's also known for inventing the word "hacktivism" to describe human-rights-driven security work.

Members of the group have protected O'Rourke's secret for decades, reluctant to compromise his political viability. Now, in a series of interviews, CDC members have acknowledged O'Rourke as one of their own.
Slashdot interviewed members of the Cult of the Cow in 1999 -- which gave bizarre answers.

343 comments

  1. He would get my vote (fist post?) by turp182 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On this alone. The last Presidential race was a shit show of insane proportions (I voted, but not Dem/Repub).

    First post?

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    1. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beto is even more relate-able now than the current ego fueled, Warren/Sanders/Biden circle jerk.

    2. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by tomhath · · Score: 1, Troll

      The last Presidential race was a shit show of insane proportions

      You ain't seen nothing yet. I wonder if next he's going to brag about how he slept his way up the political ladder. Oh wait, that was Kamala Harris. Or lie about his minority heritage? Nah, Elizabeth Warren already has that angle covered.

    3. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      same here on all accounts

    4. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "The last Presidential race was a shit show of insane proportions" Yes, a shitshow comrade, yes. You cannot trust elected government, trust stronk man comrade. Putin got rid of bad election shitshow, very happy!

    5. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      " I wonder if next he's going to brag about how he slept his way up the political ladder. " - Or if he'll brag about how he wants to fuck his own daughter, or brag about how he illegally quashed an investigation into him? Lol. Traitor faggot.

      I wonder if you whiny head-in-ass traitors will ever matter in US politics ever again, once Trump goes off to prison? Probably just a side-note in history : World's dumbest traitor and apology crew, history's lesson.

    6. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Warren never lied about anything. She overshared responding to an attack (her employer wrongfully listed her as a minority, she said she wasn't but mentioned in passing that she had heard there was Native American blood in her family via a distant relative, and was promptly attacked for it - despite it turning out to be true. And then she was attacked for it being true, because people were treating her proof as being something to do with providing she was a minority, which she never claimed, rather than her proving the family story was accurate.)

      Warren is politically incompetent based upon this episode, but it's inaccurate to call her a liar, just probably not Presidential material... at least, she wouldn't be in a world where the phrase "Presidential material" means anything at all, which based upon the last election is not the universe we live in.

      God I hate this timeline.

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    7. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have fun stanning for the former AG who busted her ass to lock people up for non-violent drug crimes and then started lying about how much she used to love doing the weed (and, apparently, time traveling) when she was younger. Super relatable candidate you got there. It's amazing how the Dems insist on never learning.

    8. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      which she never claimed

      She sure as fuck did.

      Warren's 1986 registration card for the State Bar of Texas could put an end to all that. The Washington Post obtained a copy of the signed document in which she wrote that her race was "American Indian." This supports the two critical charges against her: that she knowingly and personally claimed Native American heritage, and that she did so for the purpose of career advancement.

    9. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with limited information but heavy opinions...
      So you're going to skip the college and Uni days where she claimed because, why?

    10. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are all Black Lives Matter ,we are all .00000001% African.

    11. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/1094th is proof to you? Fucking moron.

    12. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God I hate this timeline.

      Sometimes in the middle of writing a story you realize the story is crap and needs to go away so you can write something better. I keep hoping whoever is writing this crap universe comes to this realization and scraps us, but still here we are, chugging along without the possibility of the sweet, sweet nothing of oblivion that we so deserve.

    13. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Fauxcohontas got into Harvard Law School as a minority hire, due to her falsely claiming to be Cherokee. Harvard proudly touted her as the school's first woman of color. No kidding, this really happened. Without it, does she get in? Who can say? We can only say that when she got in Harvard was desperate for people just like her.

      She also contributed recipes to a cookbook called, and I am not making this up: "Pow Wow Chow". Yikes. Can you imagine? That's a career-killer for anyone but a Democrat. What if you found out one of your friends had contributed to a cookbook with an offensive name like that? Would you cut off all ties?

      But that's not even the best part of the story. She plagarized two of the recipes from a French chef. Because that's what Harvard graduates do. The dishes? Why, those traditional Cherokee meals of Cold Omelets with Crab Meat and Crab with Tomato Mayonnaise Dressing. If there had only been some clue that a French chef was copied!

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    14. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by engineereeyore · · Score: 2

      Seconded. Haven't found a candidate yet that wasn't a criminal. At least Beto has the redeeming attribute of being a hacker! My favorite t-shirt is a 2016 election shirt with the statement, "I vo(mi)ted!"

    15. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between claiming minority status and writing that you think you have native American blood on a student card. Her DNA test showed that actually she was correct in believing she had, and didn't lie on that either.

      Her student ID wasn't the source of the controversy, it was that she was listed as being in a minority by her employer.

      You deliberately have your head up your ass on this.

      1/1024 from the one DNA researcher she selected is complete bullshit.

      How about a BLIND test with a multiple, well-recognized-as-competent researchers?

      Warren didn't merely "claim minority status", she laid claim to minority setasides - using them to get ahead while simultaneously denying actual Native Americans access to the slots she took.

    16. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What has Beto done in his life that makes him worthy of being president? He was a rich prep-school kid who started a failed rock band, did drugs, got arrested, married a rich wife, and failed at everything he tried .... until politics. And then he lost the vote.

      Who is this guy and remind me why I should care about him?

    17. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by misexistentialist · · Score: 2

      Guess you missed the Texas bar registration in her own handwriting where she listed her race as non-white. Any argument that a politician is not a lying sociopath is doomed to failure

    18. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Divine right of Virginia prep-school boys? Glad to see the progressives progressing. /s

    19. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a tough keyboard warrior you are.

      trump traitor-tots wouldn't even have the courage to show up, because they're cowards.

    20. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really going to compare that to the crap the orange moron has done, and continues to do? Really?

    21. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by fropenn · · Score: 2

      Why is "Pow Wow Chow" offensive? There are still Pow Wows held around the country and, presumably, attendees would need to eat.

      Recipes are generally not copyrightable, although passing it off as your own if you knowingly took it from someone else is a crappy thing to do.

    22. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a proud socialist. Half of millenials will vote for him just for that. Or would if half his competition weren't equally batshit.

    23. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! ORANGE MAN BADDD!!!!

    24. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is about Beto, not Trump. And Trump only lost the popular vote, that's why he matters. He won the electoral college.

    25. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      The term "Pow Wow" is offensive if used in any setting besides Native American ceremonies. Especially by someone wearing redface. It's like going around calling people "Chief".

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    26. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rather vote for Razor 1911 or HYBRID.

    27. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Hmm...wondering if Beto will have any help from the "Cult" or just hack the election himself?

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    28. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I look forward to seeing your blood flow.

      Trump fans are a friendly sort, no?

      Listen, pgmrdlm, promise us that if you plan on shooting up a grade school or something that you'll talk to a counselor first. Please.

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    29. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You support an obese traitor. The kids are obviously hundreds of times smarter than you.

    30. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      The term "Pow Wow" is offensive if used in any setting besides Native American ceremonies. Especially by someone wearing redface. It's like going around calling people "Chief".

      Lighten up Francis.....

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    31. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What has Beto done in his life that makes him worthy of being president? He was a rich prep-school kid who started a failed rock band, did drugs, got arrested, married a rich wife, and failed at everything he tried .... until politics. And then he lost the vote.

      Who is this guy and remind me why I should care about him?

      Well, not only did Beto lose an election, Beto lost it to probably the most unlikable politician in the US: Ted Cruz.

      That takes work, I tell you.

      Ask Hillary how hard you have to work to lose an election to an unlikable jackass.

    32. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calm down chief.

    33. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pgmrdlm also needs to make sure to tell everyone to subscribe to pewdiepie, as his people have taken to doing before shooting up buildings full of innocents.

    34. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 0

      (I voted, but not Dem/Repub).

      So, you didn't vote? I mean, you may as well have written "I wish for puppies for all" in a bottle and tossed it in an ocean.

      Grown ups choose among the options they have, and not choosing is not choosing.

      And if you could not see a huge difference between the two major party candidates, you're insane . You can like one or the other, but they are very different. And by "you can like one or the other," I'm not implying they were equal. There was a clear correct choice.

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    35. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And squiggleslash takes the win from AC! Thank you for the links. Sorry you got brigaded by right wingers who objectively emphasize feelings over facts, as illustrated in this thread.

    36. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, Anonymous Coward cowardly links to pieces that actually prove him/her wrong under the hope that nobody will actually read the links and just assume they prove his/her point.

      Please stop crying over being wrong AC. Facts don't care about your feelings.

    37. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did they yell when running over Ebba Ã...kerlund with a truck?

    38. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rock-paper-scissors.

      Unlikable jackass beats even less likeable bitch, who beats free-stuff-as-in-socialism old guy, who beats unlikable jackass.

    39. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did someone call me?

      -Calm Down Chief

    40. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Insightful
      My reply to this has disappeared, so repeating:

      There's a difference between claiming minority status and writing that you think you have native American blood on a student card. Her DNA test showed that actually she was correct in believing she had, and didn't lie on that either.

      Her student ID wasn't the source of the controversy, it was that she was listed as being in a minority by her employer.

      (One of the most abusive types of moderation is to make people think you're arguing something that you're not, by removing clarifications. If you're thinking of abusing your mod privileges here, do me a favor: kill yourself instead. You are a net negative to people on this planet, you make things worse, and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself.)

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    41. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      None of these guys are Trump fans. Both of them (the supposed progressive AND the "trump fan") are russians.

    42. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are russians or whatever other kind of state backed troll, who are implanted in our forums to try to drive us towards fighting each other.

    43. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At what percentage of blood, does one not claim Native American ancestry?

      1/8? 1/16? 1/32? I don't recall the law but I believe around that time it had to be 1/8 or higher on secondary education forms with minimal documentation. Anything lower, and you had to prove ancestry through additional documentation. I know this, because being in Texas at that time and dating someone who had Native American Ancestry in their family( she was 1/8), but no documentation of it for her college admissions. Thus, she could not prove it to gain any benefits for what was being provided if you did. I believe you got other some covered or reduced costs for college at that time.

      This whole things strikes me as bizarre because being that this required documented evidence, not just her checking a box, this should be easy enough to confirm whether it is valid via required legal doc's with the State bar of Texas.

      As for her 'claiming it' for career advancement? ... Does she have Native American ancestry that is > 0 ? If so, why wouldn't someone claim it?

    44. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Fauxcohontas got into Harvard Law School as a minority hire

      Incorrect. She got into the faculty based on her stellar grades. Neither was her minority status used during her admission.

    45. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
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    46. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! That't the resume of practically the last three presidents, red or blue. (That excludes a certain guy who supposedly smoked but didn't inhale.)

    47. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That most unlikable politician is loved just as much as Trump in rural Texas. In highly gerrymandered Texas, a democrat winning a state race is almost impossible and yet Beto came close enough to make Cruz sweat. I despise Ted Cruz, but the only way to unseat him is via the Republican primary process and that person is going to need very deep pockets because Cruz is a wholly owned subsidiary of billionaire Robert Mercer.

    48. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump's a lying narcissistic moron. That doesn't make socialism a good idea.

    49. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      (I voted, but not Dem/Repub).

      So, you didn't vote? I mean, you may as well have written "I wish for puppies for all" in a bottle and tossed it in an ocean.

      Grown ups choose among the options they have, and not choosing is not choosing.

      And if you could not see a huge difference between the two major party candidates, you're insane . You can like one or the other, but they are very different. And by "you can like one or the other," I'm not implying they were equal. There was a clear correct choice.

      In this case, not voting for one of the 2 party candidates with 40+% of the vote each is voting for the winning candidate. So those holier than thou 3rd party voters in this election essentially voted for Trump. It's the way our elections work. I say we change it to a straight plurality required. That would make things a lot more interesting, especially on a state by state basis.

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    50. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they were probably too busy arguing over how to pronounce Breivik's last name to come up with something catchy.

    51. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Warren has earned a tenure in 1981 from University of Houston Law Center. She had more than enough qualifications to get into Harvard purely on merit. Compare it to the Cadet Bone Spurs who got into university because of his father's money.

    52. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He never threw ice cubes in a bar when he was 19 years old. That alone should be enough for most Democrats.

    53. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we see here why the DNC will never win back the White House.

      They lie so blatantly and double down when called out on it. Instead of doing the right thing, they protect the law breakers. Next thing you know we will have a DNC member who is a KKK member and a Gov of a state... Too late! Or a serial rapist Lt. Gov who they are unwilling to impeach... Too late!

      What do you expect from the party that endorses killing live born babies and calls it "abortion"?

    54. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by dougdonovan · · Score: 0

      if he doesnt hack himself into the oval office he's wrong.

    55. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the lower end of the statistical range. Not listing the range, but only one element of it is a way of fudging the numbers to make them look worse. In other words, youâ(TM)re lying.
      Also, consider that a typical person (without a lot of recent inbreeding in their family) has only 1/4 of their DNA from any given grandparent, 1/8th from a great grandparent, etc. after just 9 generations, youâ(TM)re down to less than a thousandth. So The DNA results for Warren were pretty much exactly as you would expect from someone with a Native American ancestor. The simple fact is, she did not make any claims that arenâ(TM)t proven true. Also, unless you are actually claiming tribal membership, which she was not, or trying to get scholarships or other benefits that are contingent on belonging to a particular protected group, self identifying as a particular race is not fraud.

    56. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or... she legitimately believed that she was of Native American descent. The DNA test she took seems to show that she is, in fact, of Native American descent. Sure, certain things like tribal membership, certain scholarships, etc. require a specific percentage, but all of those require that it be documented and that organizations (tribes, scholarship committees, etc.) certify that itâ(TM)s true. If you donâ(TM)t have any proof of her falsifying such certification, then youâ(TM)re accusing her of self-identifying as Native American in situations that do not require any more proof than self identification and that do have specific genealogical requirements.

    57. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just goes to show you how brainwashed the conservatives are to vote for anyone who has an R behind their name. And yes, it is because of God, Greed, Gays, and Guns.

      The wealthy people who got into power want to push the Southern Strategy agenda, and have used the religious groups, NRA, the conservative mainstream media, and "jobs" to enact their failed policies.

    58. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 people in a room including you. 3/5 decide to shove rebar up your ass and blowtorch the end of rebar still on the outside.

      While you sit there and writhe in excruciating pain, remember that if your vote would have been weighted using the electoral college method, this wouldnâ(TM)t be happening because your vote would have had a bit more weight to it.

    59. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The projection is strong in this one.

    60. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by markdavis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >"Her DNA test showed that actually she was correct in believing she had"

      Sorry, but her DNA test showed that she had less than the average amount of Native American blood than the average several-generational white American has.

      I am so tired of identity politics.

    61. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would not vote for someone because they used a computer.

      That is like getting a patent of something that already exists but 'on a computer'.

      From what I have seen of his policies from the texas race. Nope.

      He looks like another yes man to me. My guess the real dirt will be on the finances for his run in texas.

      The only people telling me trump is bad are people who do not like him... The only people telling me trump is a good guy ... well they keep quiet because the left went 100% unhinged.

    62. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I literally will rip your faggot head off, traitor. You deserve to be headless.

    63. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell do you keep blowing to get your blatant flamebait constantly modded up as informative?

    64. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Remember that Trump reset the bar to the presidency very low. Trump didn't do much on his own except manage to go bankrupt in the casino business, which I gather is very difficult to do. He's mostlly just a self promoter ex reality tv star with a penchant for making one-sided deals (he doesn't think it's a good deal if both sides come out ahead). He had zero experience in politics besides inventing the birther conspiracy and some earlier short-lived presidential campaigns (mostly self promotion).

      So the current state of affairs is that you no longer need to do anything to be worthy of being president in order to become president. Even further, actually having some political experience is likely to be considered a negative factor!

    65. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Wow, nut job anti-American weirdo is the calling card of the last Republican primary. Everyone these days is anti-American, they're all pro one half of all Americans and anti the other half of Americans.

    66. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      I tried to go back in time and prevent the Dewey presidency, but look where that left us!

    67. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The fact that choosing a third candidate is guaranteed to make your vote worthless implies that we don't have a democracy. Also proof that we don't have a democracy is that in Texas and California we're constantly being told that our votes count for nothing in the presidential race despite being the two largest electorates.

    68. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      What has Beto done in his life that makes him worthy of being president?

      His weak chin and buckteeth are safe and non-threatening.

    69. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that projecting? He is just stating things that have been spammed time and time again on Slashdot. you are either not reading at -1 or new. Which I guess is a things both do.

    70. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got an over bite and a weak chin. Problem for you is, I have 11 kills in service to this country. What say you now, bitch?

    71. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      These days, that could be closer to what the founding fathers wanted than what currently happens. But there is a chance we could fix that by removing Winner Take All. And I think that should be tried before anything else.

    72. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Birtherism was invented by the Clinton campaign. Trump used it later on to troll Obama.

    73. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by msauve · · Score: 1

      Get your vote for what? Spinning some false claim about belonging to a group which existed long before he was born? He wasn't part of the "oldest group of computer hackers," unless he went to MIT in the 1960's, at least a dozen years before he was even born.

      1337 haxor, more like.

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    74. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      There is no evidence except for Trump's mouth that Hillary's compaign staff started this. There was some Hillary supporters who pushed this, but that doesn't mean campaign staff and certainly does not mean Hillary herself. The birther conspiracy was a minor issue and completely done with and forgotten about when Trump resurrected this in 2011 and became the primary cheerleader for the birther conspiracy until he ran again for president. Trump was the one who kept showing up on news shows and talk shows pushing the conspiracy. He can't just apologize by blaming Hillary for this.

    75. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm all in favor of changing voting laws to make it so voting for a 3rd party isn't a worthless. But it is now.

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    76. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take the orange man over Tebow any day

    77. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just say that a senate race was gerrymandered?

      You absolute fucking moron....

    78. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Gerrymandering does not effect a statewide race, because it's...statewide.

    79. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To make sense of your objection, you have to be ignorant of the difference between mean and median.

      She is part of a very small minority. The overwhelming majority of white Americans have zero native blood.

    80. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Literally it started with a Hillary campaign staffer... Very much like the Russian collusion hoax.

    81. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kudos for voting and sticking it to the right/left demagogues!

    82. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by quantaman · · Score: 2

      My reply to this has disappeared, so repeating:

      There's a difference between claiming minority status and writing that you think you have native American blood on a student card. Her DNA test showed that actually she was correct in believing she had, and didn't lie on that either.

      She didn't just claim Native American ancestry, she identified herself as Native American. All based on a family story of a Native ancestor several generations ago.

      That would have given her 1/8th ancestry? 1/16th? less? Sure if you've got one fully native parent, maybe even a grandparent, but a rumoured distant ancestor? What about those 15 European ancestors. I have Charlemagne as an ancestor, am I Frankish now?

      Imagine an actual Native American, dealing with all the discrimination and disadvantage that comes with that, seeing a extremely successful white woman walking around claiming to be native based on a family legend. You can hopefully understand why they got pissed off.

      Her student ID wasn't the source of the controversy, it was that she was listed as being in a minority by her employer.

      It wasn't her student ID, it was her Texas Bar application. And she was listed as a minority by her employer because she told them she was a minority, as she told many others including the authors of a Cherokee cookbook.

      There's a lot of evidence that she was deliberately identifying as Native in professional contexts. If they didn't actually counter her as a minority hire outside of a press release it's probably just because they realized there was something fishy going on and they didn't want to get in trouble if someone started asking questions.

      (One of the most abusive types of moderation is to make people think you're arguing something that you're not, by removing clarifications. If you're thinking of abusing your mod privileges here, do me a favor: kill yourself instead. You are a net negative to people on this planet, you make things worse, and you should be utterly ashamed of yourself.)

      Get off it, you have no business being outraged, you're deliberately ignoring inconvenient facts and context.

      Warren has some decent policies, and she's been a decent senator, but she did something really sketchy when she was younger.

      That doesn't mean she shouldn't be President, people can do stupid things, own up to them, and learn. But pretending she did nothing wrong when her story keeps shifting and there's so much evidence against her won't cut it.

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    83. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by quantaman · · Score: 1

      What has Beto done in his life that makes him worthy of being president? He was a rich prep-school kid who started a failed rock band, did drugs, got arrested, married a rich wife, and failed at everything he tried .... until politics. And then he lost the vote.

      Who is this guy and remind me why I should care about him?

      No one is worthy of being president. The proper questions are:
      1) Can they get elected president?
      2) Would they be good at it?

      As for #1, probably, he's got the charisma but does he have the depth to make it through the Democratic primary. The Democratic primary is a bit more elitist or discerning depending on your political affiliation. You basically need to sound smart to last and I'm not sure he's proven that yet.

      #2, who knows. It's a weird job. You need a level of expertise to properly evaluate your options and choose a course. Was Obama a good President? I thought he was brilliant and made thoughtful decisions. But he also failed to use his biggest asset, his ability to give speeches and appeal to large segments of swing voters. He was also supposedly a bit of an introvert who wasn't great at hobnobbing.

      If Clinton won the primary and became the President maybe she would have prevented the GOP from going into lockstep opposition. Beto blandly charming a few Republican legislators (and their voters) might make up for a lot of policy shortcomings.

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    84. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      "Pow Wow Chow". Yikes. Can you imagine? That's a career-killer for anyone but a Democrat.

      Potus repeatedly makes off-color Native American jokes in front of them, while he's hosting them.

    85. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      Let's see, No neckbeard... lives above ground... Sorry, he's not checking any boxes for me.

    86. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I think you've got it backwards but it's been a long week...

    87. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      ...they're all pro one half of all Americans and anti the other half of Americans

      They're not "pro" anyone but themselves; the difference is some of the Republicans are - almost - honest about being sociopaths, while the Democrats almost universally lie through their teeth, promising the fucking moon and delivering even more corruption.

      This from an independent who hates all the motherfuckers...

    88. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be right. If the last election taught us anything, it's that the Democrats lost because they probably didn't lie enough.

      You only have to look at the winning candidate's track record of falsehoods (and doubling down when called out on it) to see what much of the American public is looking for in a president: someone who tells them what they want to hear, regardless of veracity.

    89. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that extensive reviews show that her self-exaggerated ethnicity was not a factor at all in her hiring:

      In the most exhaustive review undertaken of Elizabeth Warren’s professional history, the Globe found clear evidence, in documents and interviews, that her claim to Native American ethnicity was never considered by the Harvard Law faculty, which voted resoundingly to hire her, or by those who hired her to four prior positions at other law schools. At every step of her remarkable rise in the legal profession, the people responsible for hiring her saw her as a white woman.

    90. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      You missed a key detail: O'Rourke was running as a Democrat in Texas.

      The last Democrat to win a Senate seat in Texas was Lloyd Bentsen in 1988. O'Rourke lost, but he lost by an unusually narrow margin (2.6%; compare against the usual 10-20% margin for the Democrat in those races); whether you consider that an accomplishment, or just a reflection of the times and the unlikeability of his opponent, is up to you.

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    91. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clinton's team didn't invent it, i.e. weren't the very first to suggest it. They did spread it pretty thoroughly during her campaign against Obama, long before Trump hopped on board the wagon they'd been pushing.

    92. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope you're making preparations for what will be the surprise of your life

    93. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by astrofurter · · Score: 1

      "it is because of God, Greed, Gays, and Guns."

      So you're saying that contempt for religion and for the millions who profess it; preference for the "rights" of corporations over the rights of the people they plunder; support for the most schizoid policies of the militant GayBLT agenda; and the unconstitutional & unamerican push to disarm the common people - you're saying these are the reasons Corporate Progressives are widely detested by ordinary working people?

    94. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you handle checks out.

    95. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooooooo - internet tough guy!

    96. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You tell 'em, Boris! How's the weather in Moscow today?

    97. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot

    98. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by David+Gould · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Much like with Bernie Sanders and his "trouble with Black voters", those who are desperate to tear down Elizabeth Warren latched onto something that was "not especially popular", exaggerated it into "super UNpopular", and have been obsessively trying to spin it into bring her "major (perhaps fatal?) weakness".

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    99. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      > "God I hate this timeline."

      Have you been having lots of "Mandela Effect" moments too?

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    100. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know an awful lot about his life story for someone who doesn't care.

    101. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no popular vote. That is a media fiction. There were fifty different elections in fifty states, and those were generally correlated to the electors' votes (except in places like Washington, where Democratic electors voted for the Republican Colin Powell because he was black). Trump and Clinton knew the rules, and Trump won according to the rules.

    102. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Republicans: abortion bad low taxes good

      Democrats: if if if if if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor, chew soap

      Yeah, I'd rather go with the pricks who are honest about fucking me in the ass, at least I get to squirt some lube up there first. It takes a hugely flaming sadomasochist to vote Dem.

    103. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I too tire of identity politics.
      But I tire more of assholes who didn't pay enough attention in school to understand what the fuck an average is.

    104. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Those same articles you posted pretty solidly debunk the opinion you've been calling fact all over this comment section: That her hire had anything to do with her background, or that she even knew the school listed her as any specific background.

      I can google too, but I try to read more than the headline before I post them as corroborating evidence, lest I look like a jackass. You don't like looking like a jackass, do you?

    105. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      And just to be clear,"Pow Wow Chow" recipes are a deal-breaker, but if she were to brag about grabbing dicks or wanting to date her boy child that would have sit well with conservatives?
      I think we're experiencing some cognitive dissonance, or at least some partisan bias here.

    106. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone living in a socialist country (Norway), with free universal health care, free universities, and so on, I'm always surprised by the amount of hate these ideas get from Americans. Yeah, we have some problems, but overall I believe our system works much better than yours.
      For example, if you look up the numbers, we spend much less money on health care than Americans on average, since free health care means that people go to the doctor before serious diseases become serious, thus making them much cheaper to treat. We also have much less homelessness, nobody is crushed by student debt, and overall people seem quite happy with the system.
      But whenever such ideas come up in American politics, people tend to behave like this is pure philosophy, and could never be implemented in practice, or that perhaps it would even be immoral to try. Hey, it's your democracy, you decide how to run it. I'm just surprised.

    107. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      She didn't lie? You must be the most gullible person on Earth!

    108. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are either a fucking moron or a disingenuous shitbrain.

    109. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut your fucking mouth fashie.

    110. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and gp are why I still lurk here

    111. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pressing the joystick button on the drone doesn't count babykiller

    112. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone who disagrees with the Official Narrative is an idiot!!

    113. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That shouldn't even matter. The whole Birther thing has been shot down multiple times from multiple directions. Hell, even a number of Republicans flat out started there was nothing to it. But somehow, people kept clinging to this idea. Then they wonder why people keep calling them racists.

      I'm not even an Obama supporter and I think the whole thing is as dumb as hell.

      There's 100x more evidence for the Russian stuff than their ever was for the Birther stuff. (Whether you believe in the Russian stuff or not is a total different question)

    114. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That you use the word "free" immediately tells us that you are a leech sucking on a teat, and not someone who is producing or contributing your fair share to society.

      Of course you love socialism. What vulture doesn't love feasting on the rotting entrails of another living thing?

    115. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by DethLok · · Score: 1

      "What do you expect from the party that endorses killing live born babies and calls it "abortion"?"

      Uh, citation, please?

    116. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by DethLok · · Score: 1

      So, you accept that she has native american blood?

      So, she's part native american, then.

      QED

    117. Re: He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean in service of Israel

    118. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a "Democrat" and pretending to be progressive. What more do you want?! /s

    119. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, given that we are discussing recipes, we were actually looking for the Clam Down Chef.

      I can see how you would be confused, though.

    120. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by mjwx · · Score: 1

      What has Beto done in his life that makes him worthy of being president? He was a rich prep-school kid who started a failed rock band, did drugs, got arrested, married a rich wife, and failed at everything he tried .... until politics. And then he lost the vote.

      So what you're saying is that this guy has lived a normal, flawed if not a little privileged American life... Doesn't that make him ideal? A person who's actually had to face and overcome failure, deal with disappointments in life, got a woman to say she liked him because she actually liked him, not for his money.

      Surely the best person to understand the people is a person who's had to deal with the same trials and tribulations as ordinary people.

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    121. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "White" is fiercely guarded in many areas. It's only recently that people like George Zimmerman would be considered white.

      I have a Hispanic mother and a white father. All of my mother's older siblings were born in Mexico and her parents never spoke English. I cannot speak Spanish, but I don't really look "white". I'm often asked if I'm Asian or Hispanic.

      I would not identify as "white" because I spent a large part of my childhood being told by my white peers that I was not white. Who knows what sort of rural backwards rumors followed Warren during her childhood.

    122. Re:He would get my vote (fist post?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump got a role in Home Alone 2. That counts for something.

  2. Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Between this, skateboarding as an adult, and his thoughtful and nuanced policy positions I think this Beto guy is pretty good. I've seen him firsthand and he's one of authentic and knowledgeable people around.

    I'd say he's definitely better than the uneducated racist who goaded his "bikers for Trump" to violently attack his opposition one twitter as white nationalists were executing a mass shooting in a mosque while praising Trump on Facebook live.

    1. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and his thoughtful and nuanced policy positions

      What exactly are those? I went to his website https://betoorourke.com/ which contains absolutely nothing on his positions. There are only links to a store (one of which is placed prominently), applying for a job in his campaign, and a donating to his campaign. Is this serious?

      This guy isn't exactly giving me a reason to even consider him as a serious candidate. Also, he couldn't even beat the Zodiac killer so by the transitive property of politics that I've just invented, he wouldn't unseat Trump, so I'm not interested.

    2. Re: Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nazis were National Socialists like Democrats, not alt-right, not far-right. That's a FACT. Deal with it.

      Libtards are trying to rewrite history. Luckily for the rest of the world they're too stoopid.

    3. Re: Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rewrite history? I'm talking about today!

    4. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

      What exactly are those? I went to his website https://betoorourke.com/ which contains absolutely nothing on his positions.

      Beto is as useless as Kate's boyfriend in the movie Hackers. His entire job is standing on tables making captain obvious proud with motherhood and apple pie rhetoric.

    5. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by bobbied · · Score: 5, Informative

      Between this, skateboarding as an adult, and his thoughtful and nuanced policy positions I think this Beto guy is pretty good.

      Being a Texas voter who was paying attention to his policy positions as he lost to Cruz, I can tell you his positions may be nuanced, but they are NOT thoughtful. What they are is focus group tested, trite policy statements which when you press them are really just a mishmash of liberal talking points. Once he gets off his stump speech scripts, he totally breaks down on content, so if you press him on details, he doesn't have them to give... Or more to the point, won't actually be pinned down on the details, because the devil is in the details and there is no way it works when you start talking detail.

      However, Beto.. AkA Robert... Does have a stage presence that is hard to match. He comes across as a natural on stage, plays to the audience well, looks good and knows how to give a speech. Reminds me of Dan Quale. He will appeal to the young crowd with his hobbies and stuff, but where the trappings are good, the substance is kind of bland.

      However, the issue here is will he win the primary. I think the answer is no, not this time around. I see him finishing up at best #3, behind Sanders and Biden, but I'll not be surprised he's out long before the likes of Warren and Harris. So Beto is in this for 2024, everybody knows he's not got a prayer in 2020.

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    6. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol fag

    7. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beto does so many town halls and Q&A's that a month from now you will be tired of hearing his policy positions...

      When I saw him it was at a half hour speech followed by an Hour of tough Q&A where he didn't dodge questions, even when his answer may not seem politically wise.

      Off the top of my head he advocates for - decency in the way we treat eachother, criminal justice reform, universal healthcare, regulations to protect people where truly needed, infrastructure, and to pay for it corrections of tax laws which have CEOs and corporations pay lower tax rates than their secretaries...

    8. Re: Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And North Korea is democratic because they have the word in their name?

    9. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He will not win the primary. His cult status is pretty much a silicon valley financed cult in Texas. Yeah, Californians controlling Texas politics, who da thunk it!!?

      Anyways, the primary will be Sanders. Even if by metric he won't win, the Democrat party will cave and stand on Communism, and the socialists....err...Communists won't back down. They never do!

    10. Re: Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democrats support anti-Semitic members and are unwilling to say anti-Semitism is wrong.
      They also support a KKK member as VA governor.
      They also refuse to outlaw killing live born babies calling it part of "abortion"
      They rig elections (2016 primary) as well, and their supporters tell me that is perfectly acceptable.

      So, I don't think calling them NAZIs is all that far off at this point. They hate Jews and want to kill live born babies. They are only missing the scale.

    11. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look at the quotes from his speech yesterday. He was off script and sounded exactly like Trump.

      Seth Meyer even read his transcript in Trump's voice: https://youtu.be/CuXlBSuQbMo?t...

    12. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Look at the quotes from his speech yesterday. He was off script and sounded exactly like Trump.

      Seth Meyer even read his transcript in Trump's voice: https://youtu.be/CuXlBSuQbMo?t...

      So you're saying that Beto is eminently electable for 2020?

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    13. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by ASCIIxTended · · Score: 0

      I went to his website https://betoorourke.com/ which contains absolutely nothing on his positions. There are only links to a store (one of which is placed prominently), applying for a job in his campaign, and a donating to his campaign. Is this serious?

      Please, please someone hack his website and send anyone purchasing anything from it a MAGA hat instead.

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    14. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Off the top of my head he advocates for - decency in the way we treat eachother

      Let's just deal with that one point. Advocating for feeling good is not a policy position. Every sane person wants that. How does he propose to legislate how we treat each other?

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    15. Re:Cult of the Dead Cow... that takes me back by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      He is reknowned as a fundraiser.

      That's his accomplishment; he raised a record amount of money for his senate run, and he's a Democrat from Texas which makes people feel dreamy.

      I expect his popularity already went down as an actual candidate; a lot of people were preemptively supporting him now in anticipation of him being a candidate in `28. A lot of those people wouldn't have said such nice things about him in public if they knew he was running this cycle, in a crowded field.

  3. And just like that.. by auximage77 · · Score: 2

    he secured the votes of a small generation of people, some that might be people that probably would never vote.

    1. Re:And just like that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And the oppositie just gained a butt-load of ammunition. Most of the population doesn't know what hacktivism is and would just hear "hacker" and think "criminal". Although, considering the choices last race that might not be that bad for him.

    2. Re:And just like that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the population doesn't know what hacktivism is and would just hear "hacker" and think "criminal".

      Hacktivists are criminals who see themselves as justified because of moral principles.

      Same issue with people who attack abortion clinics. They are criminals but see themselves as moral crusaders.

      Beto will not win. He is making the same mistakes as Hillary. Playing to his base and only to his base in a checbox-ticking manner that inherently makes most people who would not have voted for him dislike him even more. Like preaching to a bigoted choir, you wont fill the pews with non-bigots.

    3. Re:And just like that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Playing to his base and only to his base in a checbox-ticking manner

      That's what you do in the primaries.

    4. Re:And just like that.. by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Playing to his base and only to his base in a checkbox-ticking manner that inherently makes most people who would not have voted for him dislike him even more.

      It worked for Trump.

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    5. Re:And just like that.. by ameoba · · Score: 1

      Already happening. Google Beto & you get some news stories as the top results. CNBC reports on him being in the CDC, some local paper reports on his fundraiser, Fox News reports on the murder fantasy stories he wrote for CDC.

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  4. I expected the Chaos Computer Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was close... oh well, he's still 1000% more likeable and trustworthy than "My wife, kids, and father are off limits but I'll vote for you anyway" SPINELESS TED CRUZ lol. The weakest Texan since Trey Gowdy's haircut.

    1. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Cruz Missile still shot Beta's punk ass down. LOLOLOLOLOL

    2. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      I too was expecting the Chaos Computer Club, since it looks like they predate CDC by about 3 years. Did the writer not even do a minimal amount of research before submitting the article?

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    3. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Chaos was German? Summary says "America's Oldest", although maybe it was edited after your comment.

    4. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by lamer01 · · Score: 1

      Hacking Windows ? Oh well, the real early hacker groups were hacking way before that. Think Commodore days. Think acoustically coupled modems.

    5. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't the CCC in Germany? As in not America? Which the article mentions in the title?

    6. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expected the Chaos Computer Club

      And I expected Club Penguin.

    7. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Well, in my defense, I was making the mistake of posting before 1st cup of J.

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    8. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I was hacking well before MS Windows even existed and I'm not even that old compared to many.

    9. Re:I expected the Chaos Computer Club by mentil · · Score: 1

      The phone phreaks that stole documents from AT&T to make their own boxes, were the real early hackers.

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  5. Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the POTUS need to get security clearance the way any other government employee would or do they get it for free by being elected? I'm pretty sure by admitting you were involved in computer hacking would jeopardize that.

    1. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More than admitting you had, say, secret back-channel communications with the Kremlin, or say, laundered money for the Russian mob for decades, or, you know, met with Russian intel connected oligarchs in secret, observably...

      As if nobody is watching, that's the kicker... and then implausibly deny/admit it in one breath when someone asks?

      https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/05/11/president_trumps_full_interview_with_lester_holt.html

    2. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by grahamsz · · Score: 2

      It doesn't seem like its a hard disqualifier. Mudge was at CDC and L0pht and went on to DARPA and Google.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    3. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Classification originates through Executive Order, the President is the ultimate classification authority.

    4. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Does the POTUS need to get security clearance the way any other government employee would or do they get it for free by being elected? I'm pretty sure by admitting you were involved in computer hacking would jeopardize that.

      As all classified information is only classified under the authority of the POTUS (i.e. under an executive order), if you get elected to the presidency, you ARE THE authority and can grant yourself any and all accesses to classified information. So, your election is your clearance, effectively.

      This also means that the POTUS can declassify any information they wish any time they chooses. It's all classified under his/her authority anyway.

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    5. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The president has top security clearance by definition. Classified information by and large exists as a concept defined by the executive branch through executive orders. There is some indication that the legislative branch might be moving to take a more active role in defining clearances in the future, but right now there is not a lot of federal law on the matter.

    6. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      POTUS only gets mid-level clearance. He's mostly a figurehead for the masses, not a Constitutional CiC.

      The Espionage Act of 1917 saw to it that the bureaucracy implemented compartmentalization and took actual control.

      But go vote and get a sticker ... you're totally in control.

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    7. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by will_die · · Score: 1

      The President(also Vice President, Members of Congress, Supreme Court Justices, or other constitutional officers) do not get secuity clearances, because they are constitutional offices there is can be no other requirements. However the practice of need to know still applies to everyone, even the President(but to a limited amount)
      Immediate family members of the President don't need security clearances but are considered to have be authorized to have full clearance. This is usually just spouses but historiclly has been children.
      Finally since the authority for security clearances come from the President they can exempt people from the need to have them yet still have access to the classified material.
      One of the benefits of all of that is that if you don't have a security clearance and are accessing classified material, you are not subject to all the laws dealing with the handling of that material. So if you were passing classified material in your personal email and the President declared you exempt to those rules it would be legally ok.
      As for the hacking depending on the level, just because he was a member does not mean he did any actual hacking, the statue of limitations for most of those crimes in five years.

    8. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ivan, just stop.

    9. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than admitting you had, say, secret back-channel communications with the Kremlin, or say, laundered money for the Russian mob for decades, or, you know, met with Russian intel connected oligarchs in secret, observably...

      President Barack Obama was caught on camera on Monday assuring outgoing Russian President Dmitry Medvedev that he will have âoemore flexibilityâ to deal with contentious issues like missile defense after the U.S. presidential election. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-nuclear-summit-obama-medvedev/obama-tells-russias-medvedev-more-flexibility-after-election-idUSBRE82P0JI20120326

      After the SECOND presidential election. You're surprised Presidents tackle certain issues only after their re-election?

    10. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Security clearance for certain things is a given with the job. Like getting a desk in an office setting. I know a few people that most would think could never get a high security clearance.

    11. Re:Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      As all classified information is only classified under the authority of the POTUS (i.e. under an executive order), if you get elected to the presidency, you ARE THE authority and can grant yourself any and all accesses to classified information. So, your election is your clearance, effectively.

      Exactly. There was more than a bit of whinging about this fact when Bill Clinton was in office. I heard repeated many times "he would never have gotten a clearance if he wasn't elected president."

  6. Beto Created the cDc! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Beto, better known by his hacker name 0t3b, was not only a member of cDc, but the founder. After flashing an EEPROM with gamma radiation, 0t3b slammed the chip into his arm where the gamma radiation linked the chip to his bloodstream giving him uber-leet superpowers. 0t3b could now hack the gibson using only his voice and gesture controls.

    Seriously, watch out for this guy. You think a Russian agent in the White House is bad? 0t3b is literally where Russian and Chinese haxorz wannabees go to learn their skillz.

    1. Re:Beto Created the cDc! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a hike Ivan with your disinformatiya. You *wish* you had more influence than you do, but shitposting on forums is all you have.

  7. Who's "Beto"? Oh yeah, "Robert Francis" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Some Irish-heritage person claiming to be Hispanic go garner idiot votes? Why is that a good thing?

    Geez, next thing you know some lily-white millionaire is going to pretend to be a Native American to get ahead.

    All this cultural appropriation has to stop!

  8. Not a Republican by Kohath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If he was a Republican, you'd be hearing:

    - He's the son of a judge
    - Went to boarding school
    - Dodged burglary and DUI charges
    - He married into a Billionaire family

    But he's a Democrat, so nothing matters. Different standards. It's so important that he be judged by different standards the media won't even give you the information you need to make any other judgement.

    1. Re:Not a Republican by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Good job you know Beto personally, otherwise you'd never have gotten that information.

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    2. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. This is literally an article about how he was a hacker - something that Slashdot may respect but most of America thinks equals criminal.
      2. What are you talking about, all of those things are not only well-reported, they're well-reported AND well-whined about by Republicans that they're not well-reported.
      3. Different standards, right, which is why Beto has had overwhelmingly negative press coverage.
      4. Seriously, try to think beyond your partisan prejudices. You've got a narrative, and you're letting it control the things you see and hear.

    3. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If he was a Republican, you'd be hearing:

      Hacker
      Terrorist

    4. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If he was a Republican, you'd be hearing:

      - He's the son of a judge
      - Went to boarding school
      - Dodged burglary and DUI charges
      - He married into a Billionaire family

      But he's a Democrat, so nothing matters. Different standards. It's so important that he be judged by different standards the media won't even give you the information you need to make any other judgement.

      You forgot:

      He's an Irishman who was refused admission to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus:

      El Paso Lawmaker Can't Join Hispanic Caucus

      EL PASO — When El Paso voters elected Robert “Beto” O’Rourke to Congress last year, his supporters said they chose a fresh and progressive voice to champion issues critical to the border community.

      ...

      O’Rourke, whose nickname is popular among Latinos, is not a member because he lacks Hispanic heritage. ...

    5. Re:Not a Republican by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Grain of salt, I know nothing about him at all. I look forward to learning though, and it takes time to type this much.

      #1 - Son of a judge, he was born into that. Not his fault.

      #2-Went to boarding school, not his fault. The well-to-do prep their children as they see fit and are financially able to do so (great reason for Euro medical care and college education systems actually). Even if you starred in Full House.

      #3 - Are you an angel?

      I wasn't in my younger days, I won't speak to current days.

      He openly admits this, and it was 20 years ago:
      https://www.politifact.com/tex...

      Did you ever scratch a car? Skip a class? Have a drink and then drive?

      #4 - This is tougher. Rich and powerful ally with the same. Since the Middle Ages and before (Egypt, and before, single family affairs though).

      Party affiliation is irrelevant to me. Actually it isn't, I want anybody not in the mainstream to be successful.

      Any citizen of the US should have at least the services provided the three million people we keep in prisons or jails.
        Prison is socialism, and we are good at it (best in the world, better than China!). Think about that for a minute..

      Regarding his upbringing, FATE is where, when, and to whom you are born into the world. It limits or expands possibilities.

      So it goes.

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    6. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, it is pretty well spread across Texas. That is why a number of of us are like wtf. The opinion here is he is corrupt:

      Abused eminent domain against the hispanic community for his father in law's profit
      Has a record of DWI and Burglary

    7. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he was a Republican, you'd be hearing:...

      Naw, you'd hear he was a socialist who wants to run our country into the ground and allow unrestricted immigration. Boo.

    8. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, we're ALSO hearing it now as a Democrat. Hes been a candidate for 3 days. Whats your point?

    9. Re:Not a Republican by DogDude · · Score: 0, Troll

      If he was a Republican, you'd be hearing: - He's the son of a judge - Went to boarding school - Dodged burglary and DUI charges - He married into a Billionaire family

      Whose fault is it that most Republican politicians are assholes? You have a "media" outlet that you can listen to if you don't want to know the truth about people. It's called "Fox News". Tune in, turn off, and drop out. Just please, please don't vote.

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    10. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, you poor persecuted victims.

    11. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure how this is a different standard. Donald J Trump was elected....

    12. Re:Not a Republican by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Poor critical thinking from a named member, insightful response from an AC. What is going on here; this isn't my Slashdot! Where are my hot grits and Cowboy Neals?

    13. Re:Not a Republican by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Poor critical thinking from a named member, insightful response from an AC. What is going on here; this isn't my Slashdot! Where are my hot grits and Cowboy Neals?

      Netcraft confirmed that Natalie's beowulf cluster in Soviet Russia would have the answer to that. But only if it ran Linux.

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    14. Re:Not a Republican by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Not an angel but burglary and DUI? No, nowhere even fucking close to those.

    15. Re:Not a Republican by chispito · · Score: 1

      1. This is literally an article about how he was a hacker - something that Slashdot may respect but most of America thinks equals criminal.

      Yes, now watch how the media narrative changes: It's STEM!

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    16. Re:Not a Republican by turp182 · · Score: 1

      https://www.politifact.com/tex...

      Yeah, DUI. Burglary, was a charge and was dropped. Sounds like it should have been trespass per the article.

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    17. Re:Not a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia?

    18. Re:Not a Republican by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Cowboy Neal would approve.

    19. Re:Not a Republican by Kohath · · Score: 1

      2. What are you talking about, all of those things are not only well-reported, they're well-reported AND well-whined about by Republicans that they're not well-reported.

      We mentioned it once a few years ago. What more do you want? Now on to hour 7 of our round-the-clock Stormy Daniels coverage.

    20. Re:Not a Republican by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The article isn't about him being a hacker. It is about him being an early member of a group that was later associated with hacking.

      The closest to hacking he got was sharing pirated games, and he also says when he went to college he realized it was wrong and stopped.

      He started college in `91. The group wasn't really associated with hacking until `99, when a member released Back Oriface.

      They were a writing club into blood and gore and offense. That's actually about it. It was like blogging, before the internet was even public; a place where you could write any sort of weird fiction you wanted, and share it with other humans, and not get in trouble. That was a bit new of a concept.

    21. Re:Not a Republican by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      #2-Went to boarding school, not his fault.

      Maybe not his fault but deep down all rich people are assholes and they mostly come from a long line of assholes.

    22. Re:Not a Republican by quantaman · · Score: 1

      If he was a Republican, you'd be hearing:

      - He's the son of a judge
      - Went to boarding school
      - Dodged burglary and DUI charges
      - He married into a Billionaire family

      But he's a Democrat, so nothing matters. Different standards. It's so important that he be judged by different standards the media won't even give you the information you need to make any other judgement.

      Sure there's a double standard.

      Warren tried to explain away her identification as Native American as just wanting to meet people with native ancestors, then the Washington Post investigated and blew that explanation away.

      Fox News found out that Trump had an affair with a porn star and paid to cover it up, and then they covered it up as well.

      Have left leaning media outlets gone a bit easy on O'Rourke so far? Probably.

      But you really don't want to start complaining about a double standard.

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    23. Re:Not a Republican by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, the Republicans are here to let us know he is a furry and wants to run over children:

      https://www.washingtonexaminer...
      http://www.fox10phoenix.com/ne...

  9. Old memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember running into dead cow members on the bus from airport at Defcon.

    What I remember most was when asked about backdoors in back orifice shit eating grin on face of the speaker was priceless.

    That was a lifetime ago back when Defcon was cool. Now it's full of lame sellouts.

  10. Windows Hacker!?!? by Temkin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh great he's a Window's guy... No way I can vote for him now...

    1. Re:Windows Hacker!?!? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Hey, some of us used Windows in high school too. Oh, wait, Linux was released during my college orientation week. Nevermind, as you were.

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    2. Re:Windows Hacker!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great he's a Window's guy Many burglars are.

    3. Re:Windows Hacker!?!? by gosand · · Score: 2

      Oh great he's a Window's guy... No way I can vote for him now...

      To be fair - what else were they going to hack?

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    4. Re:Windows Hacker!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh great he's a Window's guy... No way I can vote for him now...

      Shit, as long as it's not Donald Trump, he can get my vote.

      I'd vote for a ham sandwich, over Trump.

    5. Re:Windows Hacker!?!? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2

      To be fair - what else were they going to hack?

      SunOS. SunOS had a TCP/IP stack and a version of NFS running in 1985.

  11. Memory lane by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

    "is notorious for releasing tools that allowed ordinary people to hack computers running Microsoft's Windows."

    In other words, malware. Back Orfice and BO2K were both identified by all virus scanners as such.

    cDc was also playing for the other team: in 2006 cDc denounced a call to cyberwar against the Chinese government. Can you imagine? A hacker group advocating the interests of our strategic competitor? Maybe if we'd hacked China harder back then we wouldn't be in the mess we are today. cDc deleted the incriminating press release from their website but fortunately the internet never forgets. I went to one of Drunkfux' HoHoCons but I wouldn't have gone if I had known the cDc was going to turn out like this. Fortunately, I'm not running for office. But O'Rourke is. Members of malware groups who advocate for China's interests shouldn't be in any elected office.

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  12. BFD... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    Was his involvement in the group from the days when high school kids (or younger) could wreak havoc with Windows using a Word Basic macro? If so, then who cares?

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    1. Re:BFD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:BFD... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Well, before that mostly.

      It was from when they were just BBS nerds.

      They weren't hackers. They were phone phreaks, though, and he admitted to stealing phone card numbers to make long distance calls.

      Abusing phone cards, pirating games, sharing text files that would get them in trouble with their parents if anybody found out. That stuff.

      He says he quit all that when he went to college, which was in `91. Word became a big success when Win 3.0 was released in `90. It seems to be `93 when the WordBasic macros came in, from then until `97.

  13. I just read his wikipedia.... by Maelwryth · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And my compliments to whoever wrote it. He seems like the sort of person I dream of being in charge. Unfortunately, I am not an American so it is possible they aimed at the wrong demographic.

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    1. Re:I just read his wikipedia.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll happily send him to your country free of charge, and you can elect him to whatever.

      Just make sure you stay off the sidewalks if he's been drinking.

  14. This is bad news by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

    Our industry and community seems socially inept and has brought us such innovations as the destruction of privacy, the propagation of hate, and the commercialization of false information. And I'm supposed to feel better about Beto because he's a part of that shit?

    Not looking forward to the primaries, none of the candidates are ideal, Warren's incompetent even if her heart's in the right place, Harris has that slick tells-you-what-you-wanna-hear Obama like quality, Sanders is the Democrat's Ron Paul, and everyone else is just... urgh. Beto? Unless he backtracks and distances himself from ever being associated with jackasses like me I'm not seeing a great reason to vote for him.

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    1. Re:This is bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm supposed to feel better about Beto because he's a part of that shit?

      You would think so, seeing as you're a fellow member of the hacking group Slashdot.
      We largely hold the same opinions as cDc.

      While slashdot IT people provide information on setting up VPN and proxies to avoid web filters and censorship, the cDc provides software to do it to Chinese citizens

      We both expose nations with human rights violations and both loudly object when those nations use technology to assist them.

      We both offer encryption info and tools to those living in oppressed nations, and both object to criminalizing and adding backdoors to encryption.
      We may even get one extra point for that one, as back in the day slashdot comments were full of links to PGP and later GPG we hosted ourselves to let others download it while avoiding filters to stop them. At least at that point slashdot had a larger following.

      There are a few differences I guess.

      Back in the day most on slashdot agreed that using remote telnet for criminal purposes should hold the person doing it criminally liable and not the inventors of Unix and telnet.
      Today however it seems the collective on slashdot thinks the makers of remote access tools should be held liable for what others use them for, while the cDc still believes a particular usage is what should be looked at.

      Also it seems many here are against Tor while the cDc is for it. Standard "think of the children" excuses abound.

      As for the list of things you credit to each group, other than the DRM/copyright crowd, I never really saw any of that in either, and at least for the cDc by their actions quite the opposite.
      I mean you don't run a tor node and advocate bypassing government web filters if you're trying to destroy privacy :P

    2. Re:This is bad news by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      urgh. Beto? Unless he backtracks and distances himself from ever being associated with jackasses like me I'm not seeing a great reason to vote for him.

      Well, he is young, he is apparently VERY social media savvy.....and decent looking guy.

      That alone will prompt a ton of millennial to vote for him even before he starts pushing for socialistic type issues.

      I'd be worried about him....

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    3. Re:This is bad news by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      Nobody's young who runs for President, there's a minimum age of 35. Yes, there's a lower age of the scale, but let's not call people "young" without qualifying it, candidates for the Presidency are required by the constitution to be either close to middle age or older.

      I raise that because it does point out an inherent bias in our government. It's not the only one, but it's there.

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    4. Re: This is bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? It only excludes those who die young.

    5. Re:This is bad news by Obfiscator · · Score: 1

      Do you know why it's there? The Founding Fathers were paranoid about monarchs, or anything that smelled like a monarch. For example, a political dynasty.

      Back in the days, the only real way to become well-known at a young age and across the country was by being the son of a politician. The Founding Fathers put the age limit in to give others a chance to catch up through their actions, in order to prevent dynastic families. It made a lot of sense at the time, given their situation and their experiences with monarchs. It doesn't prevent dynasties completely, but it does change how they occur. John Quincy Adams was elected president 24 years after his father's term, but John Quincy also had a pretty solid career in foreign policy beforehand.

      I am curious as to if a 25-year-old wildly-popular musician, actor/actress, or sports star would stand a chance of getting elected nowadays if an amendment was passed to eliminate the age qualification.

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  15. Me too by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I still think his changing his name to pretend to be Hispanic is super stupid, but I relish the thought of a for-real hacker becoming president and having inside access to pretty much every government computer network...

    Too bad there is zero chance of a white male of any dirt getting to be the Democratic candidate.

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    1. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      He never changed his name. Beto is a nickname given to him when he was a child.

      Its like when people call you Shithead, it is your nickname.

    2. Re:Me too by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Regarding the Dems, it appears the party chooses the candidate... At least that's what happened last time (they gave up the Presidency doing this, they didn't let the people choose, they manipulated the system).

      Both parties suck but they have a lock on the elections (read up on the debates, they control who participates).

      Dems will win if they put a semi-likable moderate up.

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    3. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the President would have time to spend hacking?

      Or, more to the point, do people honestly believe that Beto carries himself like he-himself is a hacker? Hackerman O'Rourke is possibly a script kiddie, but is far more likely an ordinary activist that had connections to the group.

    4. Re:Me too by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Or, more to the point, do people honestly believe that Beto carries himself like he-himself is a hacker?

      You've got a point. He's not getting plowed and trashing a hotel or anything.

      Seriously, how many hackers have you met?

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    5. Re:Me too by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They just need to pay attention this time. Last time in the secret cabal it was more like "I don't have any friends who hate Hillary, how about you guys? No? Ok, let's nominate her since we all think she's likeable and she's certainly more moderate than Bernie."

    6. Re: Me too by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding?? I went to DEFCON 3 times and.....met a bunch of people who couldn't program. No joke.

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    7. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding the Dems, it appears the party chooses the candidate... At least that's what happened last time (they gave up the Presidency doing this, they didn't let the people choose, they manipulated the system).

      Both parties suck but they have a lock on the elections (read up on the debates, they control who participates).

      Dems will win if they put a semi-likable moderate up.

      Yes Trump got shellacked in the popular vote 2016, it seems unlikely that he could again win the electoral vote in the same way, twice in a row (I'm simply going by American elections history, I can't predict the future...)

    8. Re:Me too by Aighearach · · Score: 3, Informative

      He wasn't a "hacker," he joined an underground BBS group that was into writing morbid, bloody, and offensive fiction. And sharing pirated games. The group was named the Cult of the Dead Cow. It was just a writing club.

      Then a couple decades much later, one of the people from that group released Back Oriface, so they got associated with hacking/cracking. But that has absolutely nothing to do with this guy.

    9. Re:Me too by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      If Trump had more than half a brain he would not run at all, damn he will get hammered and the Trump name will be tarnished for decades to come, might as well call himself Mudd https://www.phrases.org.uk/mea.... Not that he killed a US president but the Don Don the orange orangutan has most definitely tarnished that position and the rest of the US administration, by filling it with neocon psychopaths. Only an idiot with a truly bloated ego would run with that track record, yeah, the only reason Trump won, was because he was running against that only real deplorables, the Klinton Krime Klan and he promised to lock the bitch up and failed (yeah, we know it was all bullshit, all along, try it again, make yourself look the fool).

      The republicans should probably run with Chuck Grassley, won't win but wont look bad either, sort of a safe political loss and blame Trump, really just pile it on. The Democrats, pretty clear Tulsi and Bernie, 2020, who takes the lead kind of arbitrary and it would work well if they ran together and let the public decide who takes the lead, who is President and who is Vice President, would be an extremely popular move (well that's enough regime change, ;D).

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    10. Re:Me too by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Regarding the Dems, it appears the party chooses the candidate... At least that's what happened last time (they gave up the Presidency doing this, they didn't let the people choose, they manipulated the system).

      You're right that the "party" had a choice. You're right that the party had plans to subvert the will of the party's rank and file membership.
      You're however dead wrong that they gave something to Hillary that she didn't simply win.
      Their bullshit shenanigans didn't change the outcome- the Democratic electorate wanted Hillary by a fucking *massive* margin.
      Was that for better or worse? I don't pass that judgement.

      You however, should stop making shit up to fit a narrative that makes you feel better.

    11. Re: Me too by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I was invited to speak at one by precisely those kind of people. It was clear to me it was just a big marketing jackoff.

  16. What the absolute fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So which one was he, and why should I pay attention to an article that can't even fucking spell Swamp Ratte' properly?

  17. Enough of the "Beto" stuff by wyattstorch516 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Where does he get off assigning himself a Spanish nickname. He is just about as Latin as tuna casserole.

    1. Re:Enough of the "Beto" stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      found the russian troll

    2. Re:Enough of the "Beto" stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does he get off assigning himself a Spanish nickname. He is just about as Latin as tuna casserole.

      It is a childhood nickname, not a political tactic. Do you have a problem with Rafael Edward Cruz calling himself Ted to sound more less Cuban?

    3. Re:Enough of the "Beto" stuff by will_die · · Score: 1

      It is a nickname that was given to him by one of the families maids/servents, Beto being spanish for Robert.

    4. Re:Enough of the "Beto" stuff by christophla · · Score: 1

      Rafael Ted Cruz.

    5. Re:Enough of the "Beto" stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you tuna casserole is great even in Latin.

    6. Re:Enough of the "Beto" stuff by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Informative

      He is just about as Latin as tuna casserole.

      The word "tuna" actually derives from the Spanish word "atún". And, while it's the wrong latin, casserole does have Latin etymology.

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    7. Re:Enough of the "Beto" stuff by turp182 · · Score: 1

      There a photo of him here from when he was 5 or 6 wearing a shirt that says "Beto", a shortening of Robert.

      https://abcnews.go.com/Politic...

      So it was an "assigned" nick name that stuck.

      My sons name is Wilbur but we call him Wib. This was my grandfather's name and nickname, but the nickname is the only thing people that knew him called him. My middle name is Wilbur as well (I use the full word, not the nick name, it's a first name sort of change).

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  18. "Beto" just makes the hair by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

    on the back of my neck stand up. Reminds me of Bill Clinton "I smoked pot but did not inhale" comment, same thing happened when I heard that, like right! he did not inhale!, weasel words! Why couldn't he just say yes I did! Heck I could care less.

    Beto may very well win since he is a darling of the left/media.. Only then will we find out who he really is.
    All I know is I won't vote for him, but that hardly matters.
    Just my 2 cents ;)

    1. Re:"Beto" just makes the hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      his handle at the cdc was literally "Psychedelic Warlord" - i dunno where he gets off trying to pretend he didn't inhale.

    2. Re:"Beto" just makes the hair by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Why would you make up your mind 18 months ahead of the election?

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      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    3. Re:"Beto" just makes the hair by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Knowing who you won't vote for is a lot easier than knowing who you will vote for.

      For example, I'm not willing to vote for anybody with a slashdot account.

    4. Re:"Beto" just makes the hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you make up your mind 18 months ahead of the election?

      Are you going to vote for Trump?

      Why would you make up your mind 18 months ahead of the election?

    5. Re:"Beto" just makes the hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you vote for a candidate that is nothing but hype. He couldn't even beat lying Ted.

  19. cDc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone heavily involved with that scene very heavily from 89 to 98, BULLSHIT. Thank you. Next thing, he will be saying he was really Omega.

    1. Re:cDc by nadass · · Score: 1

      He invented the Internet. (Not to be confused with the OTHER guy who invented the Internet.)

    2. Re:cDc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first rule of cDc is if someone tells you they were a member, they wern't.

      moo

  20. Whine, whine, whine... by MikeRT · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And our (Virginia) Lt. Governor is credibly accused of forcing a woman down to suck his dick and the same people who wanted to all but literally nail Roy Moore (Republican) to a literal cross over accusations are shrieking "due process!!11!" or trying to just pretend there's no reason to even investigate.

    1. Re:Whine, whine, whine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      shrieking "due process!!11!"

      Who exactly is doing that? Or is it just faux news telling you that everyone is.

      Patrick Hope plans to introduce articles of impeachment, and nearly every democrat of consequence has denounced him.

      From your favorite lefty news source, the NY Times:

      Virginia Lieutenant Governor Faces Eroding Support From Democrats After New Accuser Speaks

      https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/08/us/politics/meredith-watson-justin-fairfax.html

    2. Re:Whine, whine, whine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone called for him to resign.

    3. Re:Whine, whine, whine... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1, Troll

      Censure and move on.

      Did you know far-left group MoveOn.org literally got their name from telling everyone we should not pay attention to the fact that Bill Clinton is a rapist? That was their motto. A literal rapist, and they said, "Censure and move on." Believe all women my ass.

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  21. Riiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet he has mad skillz.

  22. Brought to you by his PR firm by dbzero · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this is believable. He's so relatable. I'm sure someone will get around to posting a paragraph to his wiki page of his programming exploits from his hacking days.

    1. Re:Brought to you by his PR firm by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The promotion isn't his PR firm.

      A journalist is getting ready to publish a book on a group of early Church of the Dead Cow members who agreed to be interviewed and named. He is one of those people. He agreed to it and did the interview early during his Senate run.

      So naturally it is the PR firm of the journalist's publisher that is cashing in on his run. I have no idea if it helps him or hurts him, but I do know that the PR firm probably doesn't care.

  23. Bulshit and doesn't compare to fucking treason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warren didn't lie about her heritage, just slightly exaggerated its significance. The DNA test shows that she could be telling the truth. However, Trump did lie about paying 1m USD if she takes the test https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/15/elizabeth-warren-dna-test-she-urges-trump-to-fulfill-1-million-charity-pledge.html
    But obviously he's a liar and a traitor so no ones surprised.

    The claim that Harris slept her way up is chauvinistic and stupid. Voters didn't elect her because she was some guys squeeze more than a decade ago... That's nonsense. By that association Trump was in Russia in 87 and came back to publish an anti NATO full page ad. He has 5 convicted felons in his team, met with master Russian spies (knowingly) and did so much more. Yet you are using a public relation (this wasn't a hidden relationship) to imply an improper relationship... That's damn stupid.

    Republicans are grasping at straws trying to find something, but there was never anything remotely as corrupt as Trump.

  24. He wuz a haxx0r! Haxxin! Wif de HAXXX!!!1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better put him away right away, because "computer hacking"* is a crime, don't you know.

    * Whatever that might be, for the law doesn't know and doesn't care.

  25. Pretty sure it's just the first you know of by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    But hey, you n00bZ think that 2K of RAM is small.

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  26. Big plus from my viewpoint by zuki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Finally someone who might get technology. On that alone, I'd give him a chance FFS... instead of being stuck with the pontificating tribe elders who only see a 'series-of-tubes'.

    1. Re:Big plus from my viewpoint by OzPeter · · Score: 2

      Finally someone who might get technology. On that alone, I'd give him a chance FFS... instead of being stuck with the pontificating tribe elders who only see a 'series-of-tubes'.

      That hacker status is a double edged sword. It could be just as easily used to promote him as being tech savvy as well as being used to demonize him for being one of those scary hackers who wants steal your kidneys via the interwebs.

      Personally I am on the "great .. he has a clue" side of the fence when it comes to technology.

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    2. Re:Big plus from my viewpoint by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 2

      Yea, that was my thought... this is actually a great thing in my book! The media and people who didn't grow up in that culture will try to hang him on it, though. It's going to be a bumpy ride for him in the primaries.

  27. Back Orifice! by jelwell · · Score: 1

    I remember Back Orifice. I hooked up Doom to Back Orifice with some custom C code. doom Hack. You could kill monsters that represented processes on remote machines.
    Joseph Elwell.

    1. Re:Back Orifice! by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      I remember that! It was a totally cool idea! loved it. they should have used it in one of the many movies using computers... at least then it would have been something that really existed.

    2. Re:Back Orifice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome!

  28. Re: Does the POTUS need to pass security clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caught on camera at a summit. LOL

  29. Bill, Trump's a traitor. Your idea is to forget? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should... people living in America just "forget" that Trump is a traitor? Why? What's your rationale, traitor apologist faggot?

  30. He ran a BBS? by Hentai007 · · Score: 1

    Haha tacoland, how Texas scene of him.

    I wonder what software he ran? I'd bet telegard.

  31. Early April Fools? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

    I had to check to make sure it wasn't April 1st, when /. notoriously goes to shit. I find this fact remarkable. I'm not sure if it makes him in touch or a criminal, but that kind of technical literacy in politics in interesting in it's own right.

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  32. Re: Typical democrat party member by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical repubtard fallacy. The quadfecta. Blame the poor/black/immigrants/left.

  33. Re:Not a Republican-facts not in evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The parent was only pointing out the double-standards of left wing 'journalism'. He made no judgments about the candidate.

  34. First debate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Narrator: EMACS or VI?

    Beto: Notepad.

    *Mushroom clouds all over America*

    1. Re:First debate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you know he doesn't use EMACS because he would have already mentioned it.

  35. Re: Typical democrat party member by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its not bad if its true. Are you deny that democrat party is only interested in promoting benefits to scummy minoritys over those of normal everyday americans like us?

  36. Ah... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Now I want to punch him square in the mouth. It's personal, b&tch.

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  37. Did Beto try to rape a classmate like GOP heroes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody say Kavanaugh, we don't want a crybaby fest... I LOVE BEER, ok? I tried to rape a BEER. I love PERJURY and BEER, and BOOFING. Ok? (Sobbing bitch sounds)

  38. Don't care about hacker cred for world leaders by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

    It's not important for politicians to be uber-l33t. They only need to know enough to hire, and not be casually bullshitted by, good expert advisors in any technical areas.

    Now Beto's certainly not the worst Blue Team candidate - that would either be Amy Klobuchar or Howard Schultz, I'm not sure which - but he's a boring centrist, and the US can't afford the same old cycle of waiting in stay-the-course centrist holding patterns under Democratic administrations in between the rapid-fire devastating setbacks of Republican administrations. There are some actual radical leftists running and I hope one of them wins.

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    1. Re:Don't care about hacker cred for world leaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah so you want a socialist revolution. Good idea: they have always turned out well in the past.

  39. Re: Does the POTUS need to pass security clearanc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was wrong with what he said? Do you hold Trump to similar high standards of conduct? No? Why not?

  40. What was his screen name? by will_die · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know what his on-line or screen name was? With him running a BBC he must have had one and might have had a different one while messing in the hacker groups.

  41. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs Forever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, if he were a member of the Church of the SubGenius...

  42. So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote for cDc and 2600 as a teenager. Has had zero effect upon my adult life, as it should Beto.

    Eat cock /., you've becone nothing but a troll.

  43. Re: Shithole Country Electoral Construct You Sat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Electoral College is bullshit, just like you old man.

  44. Fucking kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "pow wow" my have begun as a Native American translation, but it has become standard English just like saying "Sunday go to meeting" in a work setting - it means an important chat between 2 or more people.

    It is only offensive if the person has claimed to be Native American.

    "Chief" - is what you call someone with that title officially. There are military, police and fire "chiefs." It is a form of respect.

    Of course, if you are a bigot or racist, then you'll see negative meanings in everything someone you don't like says.
     

  45. So Beto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    emacs or vi ?

  46. And this has exactly what to do by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    with her political policies?

    I'm willing to take a candidate with a few warts when they're as on point with everything else as Warren. She's the one who got us the CFBP. Her opponents in the GOP OTOH are the ones who gutted it. Policy matters.

    Also, missing from that little story is that it did NOT advance her career. It had no bearing on her application whatsoever. She was just a dumb college kid who liked to think of herself as Native American. Like when your Aunt tells you she was descended from royalty.

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    1. Re:And this has exactly what to do by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      She got in to Harvard Law because of her race. Fortunately, our elite colleges have no record of racial preferences or corrupt admissions practices.

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    2. Re: And this has exactly what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any legitimate citation for this? Are you actually claiming that she forged tribal membership documents? Do you have anything other than fuzzy, speculative, conspiracy theorist âoeproofâ?

    3. Re: And this has exactly what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Snopes. Enjoy, faggot.

      "The legitimacy of Warrenâ(TM)s claims to Native American heritage has certainly been challenged by many critics, and it is true that while Warren was at U. Penn. Law School she put herself on the âoeMinority Law Teacherâ list as Native American) in the faculty directory of the Association of American Law Schools, and that Harvard Law School at one time promoted Warren as a Native American faculty member. "

  47. #shitholecountry #USAmuricans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sooo glad I disinvested from your shithole country.. you're garbage.

  48. This is my problem with Beto by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    everything I've heard him say sounds exactly like what I heard from Clinton (both of them). He's also backed down from Medicare for All, which is a deal breaker.

    To be blunt, if I wanted another right of center candidate I've got Harris for that. But Beto knows this. He's not running for President, he's running for the VP on a more progressive ticket. He's Biden 2.0.

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    1. Re:This is my problem with Beto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you admit progressives are stupid? Because that's what you said.

    2. Re:This is my problem with Beto by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Isn't it hard to run for VP as Biden 2.0 while running against Biden?

  49. Re: Shithole Country You Say?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell us about how diversity adds to your success in Amurrika.. go on pleb..

  50. Re:Bill, Trump's a traitor. Your idea is to forget by Megol · · Score: 1

    Some people in the USA should learn the definition of traitor, that's for sure.

  51. 2020 another clown show for sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I figure the Democrat's will become stuck in their own muck of stumbling over each other with radical and not nationally popular platforms. All the while Trump ends up finding a overall consensus again of public interest and winning another term. Honestly, I see more special interest candidate on the Democrat side then any real useful challenger to Trump. I really don't know what to make of the Democratic party anymore? They have let the lunatics run the asylum these days. What happened to the working class party for America?

  52. Who really fucking cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So she claimed Native American heritage, in order to save a little bit of money on college tuition. Now, what it that supported by?

    Well, let's see - she took a DNA test, and it turns out the actually does have some Native American ancestry, albeit distant. It is enough to claim Native American heritage on college documentation? I don't know. Were any limitations defined at the time regarding who can claim it? Is she really lying, or did she grow up thinking she had deeper roots in Native American ancestry? I grew up being told I was 1/4 Russian. After nearly five decades, I recently learned that it is more likely Polish ancestry. Who is to say, without a DNA test? Does anybody really care that much, or is it simply another case of the Republicans over-hyping it, trying to villify her over petty shit?

    All she did was use the law to her advantage.

    Contrast that with Trump.

    He uses post-ex-facto negotiations, so he can cheap-out on paying contractors, knowing most of those contractors will fold, because they can't afford to go up against his army of lawyers. It is a well known tactic of his, that he uses over and over and over again. He is effectivly stealing their profit margins by using the law to his advantage, because he knows he can get away with it.

    He uses bankruptcy laws as a means to the same end. How many businesses has he run into the ground, only to declare bankruptcy, to avoid having to pay back his creditors? Again, he is using the laws to his advantage.

    Now I ask you - who is the unethical criminal?

  53. Cult of the Dead Cow interview by thomst · · Score: 3

    The September 1999 cover story for the late, great Boardwatch Magazine was my interview with Sir Dystic, which took place at the house in the Oakland Hills he shared with a half-dozen other members of the Cult of the Dead Cow.

    Note that the link points to my own website, because no other web archive of the magazine from that period exists, afaik. But here's the Caltech Library citation for the article, in case you have any doubts about its provenance ...

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  54. Hack the Planet! by neoRUR · · Score: 1

    Hack the Planet!

  55. Will make it all the funnier when he is hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and pwned and his phone contents dumped for all to see. Won't the billionaire family he married into be so proud. He must have been the guy in the hacker group who brought the drugs. A real Jefferson.

  56. Hmm ... all attempts to appear cool have failed so far ... er, uh, what about this, I'm a 133t hax0r! Yeah, that's it!

  57. Re: Shithole Country You Say?? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    Oh, it's not a good system. But it is the system that exists.

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  58. Not even close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oldest my @$$!

    1. Re:Not even close by NeuroBoy · · Score: 1

      That was my initial reaction as well... Though I suppose one could probably slice thin-like-inlaw-ham the definitions that we might apply to groups from that era...

  59. I say cult ... you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... some kids who were in Vegas that year will understand. /UnixTerrist

  60. I want specific policy by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    not a list of accomplishments, even if they're ones I can relate to. I don't need reliability, I need policies that help me and mine.

    Bernie gets my vote because of Medicare for All (among other things). That Bernie's been a civil rights activist is secondary to that.

    I look at it this way: I wouldn't vote for Jesse Jackson just because he was a civil rights activist, and I won't vote Beto just because he was a programmer.

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    1. Re:I want specific policy by turp182 · · Score: 1

      I would have voted for Bernie. Wanted to actually, but didn't have the chance.

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    2. Re:I want specific policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beto should get your vote because he can win. None of the other candidates have the wit to take on Trump. He's like the world's worst internet troll come to life. Who would you rather have get into a public spat with the world's scariest troll? An old man who will take the troll seriously or a guy who spent his teenage years mingling with the cDc? Beto is the only candidate that knows how to deal with someone like that.

    3. Re:I want specific policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it very entitled and overly privileged, selfish and greedy to have this "I need policies that help me" entitlement mentality?

      Let me guess, you're a white male.

  61. It wasn't an employer by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    it was her State Bar Registration Card. I've yet to see anyone say there were any concrete advantages to that. Hell, I've known some Native Americans, if anything it hurt.

    She was a goofy lefty college chick who wanted to believe she was an Indian princess. She grew out of it. I wish the rest of the country would. Her stance on banking regulation could spare us another recession if we'd only listen.

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    1. Re:It wasn't an employer by quantaman · · Score: 1

      it was her State Bar Registration Card. I've yet to see anyone say there were any concrete advantages to that. Hell, I've known some Native Americans, if anything it hurt.

      There's some subtle bits with how stereotypes work.

      There's a bunch of secondary characteristics associated with the negative stereotype: hair style, clothing, idiosyncratic vocabulary, etc. The characteristics might not be bad on their own, but they're bad if they're associated with the stereotype. For instance, a white person might be fine talking about their love of rap music during an interview, but a black person should probably avoid it.

      That's why a native person might not want to identify themselves as native, it gives the other person a negative lens with which to start viewing these otherwise innocuous things.

      But Warren isn't native, and she doesn't really have any of the characteristics typically associated with negative stereotypes around natives. So when she identifies as Native people get to be diverse by associating with the Native without actually having to deal with those negative stereotypes.

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    2. Re: It wasn't an employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She didn't grow out of it, dipshit. She literally built a career on it. Harvard celebrated her as their first Woman of Color department head. They hired her under diversity and affirmative action quotas.

      That you defend her behavior completely invalidates everything leftists have whined about with regards to race and privileges. It's one of the most blatant examples of cultural appropriation you can imagine, but you hand wave it because you're a disgusting partisan opportunist.

  62. It's got nothing to do with being a Republican by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    Beto is a favorite of the Establishment. The same folks who gave you Hillary like Beto. He's right wing on virtually all issues you can get him to comment on.

    The reason you can't get any straight answers out of him on policy is because voters are tired of the Establishment. If Hilary hadn't cheated and if her buddies at MSNBC hadn't orchestrated a campaign to ignore Bernie we'd be saying "President Bernie" right now and passing Medicare for All.

    The Establishment doesn't want to pay for you and me to have heathcare, so the buried Bernie and promoted Hillary. They're trying to do the same with Biden/Beto. Don't fall for it. It's another snow job.

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    1. Re: It's got nothing to do with being a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can't have Medicare for all without bankrupting everyone until you fix the underlying, pervasive corruption and monopoly problem in the healthcare/pharma sector.

    2. Re:It's got nothing to do with being a Republican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You should do some research on the healthcare plan Hilary was pushing in the 90s as first lady. She tried.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Your complaints about Hillary and Beto are the same complaints many people lodged at Obama during his campaign and during the early years of his presidency. He turned out to be perhaps the finest president in the history of this country. Politicians have to be shrewd. If you just elect idealists, you end up with Jimmy Carters—great people, lofty goals, and the inability effect change. I love Bernie, but he would make a shitty president.

  63. Re: Shithole Country Electoral Construct You Sat? by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

    That's racist! You're discriminating against him for being old! somebody should dox this guy!

  64. and we should care why? by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    Beto is a tool.

  65. Big deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he had been a member of the LoD or the MoD then I might be impressed. Naw... He'd just be lying again.

  66. Re: Shithole Country Electoral Construct You Sat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's only not OK if he's a she!

  67. Just going to leave this here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A short story Beto O'Rourke wrote:

    http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/visions.crusade

  68. If the election gets hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know who did it

  69. "Oldest" Hacking Group? ORLY? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Venerable? Yes. But oldest?

    Wikipedia says cDc was founded in 1984. But it also says Chaos Computer Club has that beat by three years. And there are, or were, lots of others.

    For instance: DECMUG (Digital Equipment Corporation MisUsers Group), which, though small, was well established by about 1973 IIRC.

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  70. Re: Shithole Country Electoral Construct You Sat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be an ageist, not a racist you prick

  71. "oldest group of computer hackers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, what? the 414s predate cDc by several years, and phreakers go all the way back to the 50s.

    Oh, and Al Gore invented the internet. Suuuuuuuure.

  72. Are you really that dimwitted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elizabeth Warren has built a career on two basic things:

    Championing the "little guy" against the rich and their powerful corporations, including calling for "free college" - while personally milking the system for every dollar she can get, including charging something like 300K per year to teach ONE CLASS at a university (wonder why you need to go so far into debt for your college loans?) If you study her seriously, you'll discover she's pretty good at making money, in a wide range of ways, abusing little people.

    and

    Advancing the idea that minorities need to be advanced and white people need to be nudged aside in a system she pretends is a zero-sum-game - while she personally is as white as can be, yet pretended to be one of the oft-cited-as most-oppressed minorities: an American Indian.

    And to top it all off, she is an incompetent dingbat. Consider:

    One of her biggest so-called successes as a US Senator was that she tried to create yet another engineered-to-be-unaccountable quasi-government agency. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are such agencies an earlier wave of Democrats created to be controlled by congress (rather than the executive branch where government aganecies are supposed to reside) so that Democrats (who controlled congress for 40 consecutive years) rather than Presidents (who were often Republican) would be always in control of them. Under that scheme, Fannie and Freddie went nuts and absorbed most American mortgage activity while getting increasingly risky. In 2007 when the Bush admin sent people to congress to ask for authority to limit the craziness at Fannie and Freddie, the Democrats running the US Senate (including at the time Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Bernie Sanders) voted UNANIMOUSLY to say "no" and they actually laughed the Bush team out of the Senate hearing - less than a year later Fannie and Freddie were ground-zero of the home mortage meltdown that hit the financial industry. Elizabeth Warren, in the aftermath of the meltdown, doubled-down and co-created the "Consumer Financial Protection Bureau" with rules that made it even harder to control and then added the feature of funding it directly from the Federal Reserve (so it's not even accountable to the congress since it's revenue stream is directly from the private bankers and not annual congressional appropriations). The assumption was that Obama would be followed by a Democrat and then demographics would make all future Presidents Democrats, so the Director would always be appointed by Democrats and would not need to answer to congress (which in recent years has flipped back and forth between Republicans and Democrats). The Trump got elected and he appointed Mick Mulvaney. At his first appearance before Elizabeth Warren's Senate oversight comittee she tried to grill Mulvaney and he blew her off---- and when she got angry about it he hillariously pointed out to her that she had designed the office so that it was unaccountable and now he was just gonna blow her off to teach her a lesson about stupidity. [DOH!]

    Elizabeth Warren is one of those very rare creatures who learns either nothing, or all the wrong lessons, from history.

    1. Re:Are you really that dimwitted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

      tl:dr

      So, lemme get this straight - there's been a lot of talk lately about invoking the 25th amendment against #NOTMYPRESIDENT, and you seem to think she is the incompetent dingbat?

      Elizabeth Warren is one of those very rare creatures who learns either nothing, or all the wrong lessons, from history.

      Can't be that rare. We have one of them sitting in the White House, right now.

      I skipped your wall of text in the middle. I'm sure it's all Faux-"News"propaganda anyway. We keep telling you fucking people that walls don' work.

    2. Re:Are you really that dimwitted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald Trump has built a career out of being a con artist..

      What's your fucking point?

  73. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who believes being or having been a hacker - therefore a criminal - is anything to be proud of should never be able to pursue a career in politics. Hackers make us less safe, endanger our society, are actively aiding and abetting criminal schemes, they arm the ill-intentioned and the lowlifes. Through naive hollywoodized portraits they have been presented as rebellious heroes whereas in real life they're nothing but cowards. We need new, harder laws to deal with them and general purpose programmable computers must be banned from public use. In this day and age the ordinary citizen does not need to program a computer. What for? Software is developed by teams of professionals and the idea that anyone without a professional background and the backing of a firm could do anything is laughable in this day and age. Make hacking a thing of the past. Make it impossible.

  74. Well that makes him a good Democrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For its entire history, the Democrat party has been fixated on skin color and sex.

    They owned all the black people as slaves (Historic fact: not one slave was ever owned by a Republican) .
    They implemented the "Jim Crow" laws across the south to discriminate against black people.
    They created the KKK and its leaders were guests of honor at Democrat presidential convensions for years.
    They segregated the federal government along racial lines (it had not always been that way but then Democrat icon Woodrow Wilson got elected...)
    They put Japanese Americans into internment camps during WWII (courtesy of Democrat icon Franklin D Roosevelt)
    They turned-back many Jews trying to escape the Holocaust.
    Their immigration laws, particularly the changes made by Democrat "Lion of the Senate" Teddy Kennedy several decades ago are full of racial quotas.
    They are famous for "Affirmative Action" and various school bussing plans which are always portrayed as assistance to minorities, but which are nonetheless making decisions about people based on groups, by skin color (rather than the individuals) and are often couched in terms that repulsively imply that if you just put non-whites around white people it will make them better.

    The "Three Fifths Clause" of the Constitution does NOT say that black people are 3/5ths of a person. READ IT. It says "non-free" persons (which includes black slaves, indentured servants, and prisoners) count as 3/5ths of a person IN THE CENSUS and FOR THE PURPOSE OF ALLOCATING SEATS IN CONGRESS ONLY. This was done as a compromise because the Democrats were trying to count their slaves in order to get more seats in congress that would support slavery (those added seats would represent slave OWNERS not the black slaves but they would be allocated becasue there would be so many slaves) - They were trying to use black people for political power (and outrageously to guarantee the further oppression of blacks) even back in 1776!!!!!!

    Now, the Democrats have convinced themselves that they have imported enough racial minorities into the country that the demographics mean that future presidents will have to be minorities, to get minority support - ANOTHER DEMOCRAT ACT OF RACISM since it assumes minorities willl only vote for other minorities and also assumes that you can predict how people will vote by knowing their skin color.

    As for Robert Francis (AKA "Beto") pretending to be Hispanic, well he's in good company:
    Rachel Dolezol - pretended to be black and was running an NAACP chapter.
    Ward Churchill - pretended to be a Native American and was a well-known Colorado college professor and liberal activist
    Elizabeth Warren - fake Native American.
    There are more examples, but that's a good start.

    This Identity Politics stuff is extremely toxic and has been a feature of the Democrats for 200+ years. Some things never change.

  75. His name is very confusing by TimothyHollins · · Score: 2

    If he's the Beto, when do we get the Release Candidate?

  76. Pathetic by Jarwulf · · Score: 1

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  77. cDc first? What if 2600? by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

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  78. I can cherry pick data, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you referring to the Gramm*-Leach*-Bliley* act?

    * Sen. Phil Gramm (R, Texas)
    * Rep. Jim Leach (R, Iowa)
    * Rep. Thomas J. Bliley, Jr. (R, Virginia)

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