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'Your AirPods Will Die Soon' -- The Shrinking Charge Capacities of Lithium-Ion Batteries (theatlantic.com)

Some of the same podcasters who first extolled AirPods are now complaining about them, reports the Atlantic: The battery can no longer hold a charge, they say, rendering them functionally useless. Apple bloggers agree: "AirPods are starting to show their age for early adopters," Zac Hall, an editor at 9to5Mac, wrote in a post in January, detailing how he frequently hears a low-battery warning in his AirPods now. Earlier this month, Apple Insider tested a pair of AirPods purchased in 2016 against a pair from 2018, and found that the older pair died after two hours and 16 minutes. "That's less than half the stated battery life for a new pair," the writer William Gallagher concluded. Desmond Hughes, who is 35 and lives in Newport News, Virginia, has noticed a similar thing about his own set: At first, their charge lasted five hours, but now they sometimes last only half an hour. He frequently listens to one while charging the other -- not optimal conditions for expensive headphones. He's now gearing up to plunk down more money on another pair....

The lithium-ion batteries that power AirPods are everywhere. One industry report forecast that sales would grow to $109.72 billion by 2026, from $36.2 billion in 2018. They charge faster, last longer, and pack more power into a small space than other types of batteries do. But they die faster, too, often after just a few years, because every time you charge them, they degrade a little. They can also catch fire or explode if they become damaged, so technology companies make them difficult, if not impossible, for consumers to replace themselves. The result: A lot of barely chargeable AirPods and wireless mice and Bluetooth speakers are ending up in the trash as consumers go through products -- even expensive ones -- faster than ever....

Of the 3.4 million tons of electronic waste generated in America in 2012 -- an 80 percent increase from 2000 -- just 29 percent was recycled.

The article notes that Wednesday Apple announced a new generation of AirPods -- but "did not say whether the devices would have longer lives."

They also report that Apple "does allow consumers to pay for what it calls a 'battery replacement' for AirPods, but each 'replaced' AirPod is $49."

250 comments

  1. Shocking! by wierd_w · · Score: 5, Funny

    SHOCKING I SAY!

    Why, they very notion that an overpriced product that gives inferior sound quality, and has a propensity to get lost, or ingested by toddlers, could have such a shortened service life compared to the older tech it replaced! Who could have forseen it! /s

    1. Re:Shocking! by Spazmania · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. They bought a product with non-replaceable batteries. Have they been living under a rock? What did they think would happen?

      Also... do you have any idea what the energy density of a charged lithium ion battery is? And you're willing to place it in your ear!?

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    2. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why I stay away from corporate "ecosystems".

    3. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "SHOCKING!"

      Also... do you have any idea what the energy density of a charged lithium ion battery is?

      Heh I just got that!

    4. Re:Shocking! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Compare them to the Samsung ones, which use a standard coin cell and are relatively easy to replace when the time comes. They got 6/10 on iFixit, not great but better than the 0/10 that the AirPods got.

      https://www.ifixit.com/Teardow...
      https://www.ifixit.com/Teardow...

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    5. Re:Shocking! by religionofpeas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's now gearing up to plunk down more money on another pair....

      Sounds like it's working as designed.

    6. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare those too with wired headphones. Wired headphones have a---theoretically---infinite lifespan, whoa!

    7. Re: Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the energy from a battery fire is not from stored electricity, but from the flammable electrolyte combusting with the oxygen in the air. The electric energy merely heats it to above its boiling point and autoignition temperature.
      Cells exist where the reaction is self-limiting (iron phosphate and titanate chemistries) and where no flammable electrolyte is present (solid state chemistries), it's just coincidental that at the moment the most energy dense of the mature technologies are also the most flammable.

    8. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people for some reason may want wireless head phones. Which makes it base requirement for them.
      In that case other features may become a deciding factor for whether they go for wireless head pones A or wireless head phones B, C, etcetera.

    9. Re:Shocking! by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exactly. They bought a product with non-replaceable batteries. Have they been living under a rock? What did they think would happen?

      If only there was a way to power headphones using a cable instead of relying on batteries.

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    10. Re:Shocking! by weilawei · · Score: 2

      I've been using LG HBS-850 Bluetooth earbuds for several years now. Sadly, they're discontinued, but they're pretty easy to repair. Brand new battery life is anecdotally about a full day (12 hours), and later on, maybe about 8. They're super comfortable, have in-ear-canal buds, and are generally durable (good for rain, sweat, industrial environments, etc.). I have two good pairs right now, and I basically never take them off, just swapping them to charge.

      The real reason I'm stuck on these is comfort. All the other ones they sell are blocky, with sharper edges, which is not ideal for 24/7 wear. (I have tinnitus, and even soft white noise keeps the ringing and distraction to a minimum if I'm trying to, say, sleep.) They also make excellent ear protectors, blocking outside sound better than standard foam earplugs for me.

      The big downside to them is that the cables, though retractable, which helps greatly reduce snagging, can still occasionally get pulled too hard and that knocks out that earbud--but that's an issue common to the form factor, not unique to these headphones.

      Overall, they're absolutely fantastic (excellent range, good sound, okay microphone), and if LG ever removes head from tail, I'll be among the first in line to buy new ones.

    11. Re: Shocking! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Give me nuclear driven headphones.

    12. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the kind of product that the same people who think the green new deal is a good idea rush out to purchase. They have the minds of children, and frankly should be treated as such. If you're incapable of acting on your beliefs, or even understanding what your beliefs are, well, you might be a millennial Apple customer.

      BTW, if we want to do something that will actually help the environment and prevent third-world disposal workers from dying of totally preventable poisoning, we need to ban non-replaceable batteries in consumer devices. Sure, there's exceptions here and there but this is out of control and it's clear that companies left to their own devices will go in the complete opposite direction of what is truly needed.

    13. Re: Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AI on meth...

    14. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffffffffft... Damned Luddites with your headphone cables, still listening to your headphones... Old stuff that works perfectly, ick.

    15. Re:Shocking! by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I bought some $9 BT earbuds off banggood in October 2017 and even though they sound about as clear s mud compared to my Etymotic ER-4 IEMs, they still work fine in the gym. Recently I stepped on them accidentally messing up one of the buttons, but was easily able to unclip the case and fix everything up. The battery is a standard 102040 LiPo you can get for $3.

    16. Re:Shocking! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I have been using the https://www.rowkin.com/rowkin-... BT ear buds for over a year with no noticeable degradation in battery life (which is about 3.5 hours per charge). They don't look nearly as dorky as the airpods either...

      They do tend to be a little more vulnerable to interference and drop outs than my other BT headphones, but are great for listening to podcasts on my morning bus commute since they can be worn without fuss under winter gear.

      I use full circumaural wired headphones for music or when I care about quality.

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    17. Re:Shocking! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Funny

      COWARD!

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    18. Re: Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about solar or bio electric

    19. Re:Shocking! by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      If only there was a way to power headphones using a cable instead of relying on batteries.

      It's a crazy idea but it might just work.

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    20. Re: Shocking! by rndmtim · · Score: 1

      LiCoO2 is also much cheaper. I was part of a project for a battery company to attempt a 1MWh renewables storage system on a trailer and the company in question decided to use cobat... and the person supervising me at the university's incubator said "so we're building a bomb!"

    21. Re:Shocking! by mea_culpa · · Score: 2

      Too bad their phones courageously lack a port to connect these hypothetical "wired" headphones.

    22. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am fully on board with Apple's never-ending pursuit to make it easy and intuitive for us to identify the idiots among us. In the recent past we had to look and see what they were carrying in their hands. More recently Apple helped us identify the idiots somewhat easier by looking at their wrists.

      But these AirPods are absolutely genius. Apple has actually convinced the idiots to stick things into their ears! Now we can identify them just by looking in the vicinity of their faces.

      I for one can't wait for Apple's next innovation. Obviously it's not yet announced, the rumor mills are buzzing! Personally, I think it will be something users can attach to their foreheads, perhaps in the shape of an "I".

    23. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only there was a way to power headphones using a cable instead of relying on batteries.

      Think Differently

    24. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like it's working as designed.

      When purchasing a new pair of AirPods, one must be sure to buy the oxygen-free copper balanced recycling charger accessory that's fueled by dreams and powered by imagination. It's a bargain at only $999 plus tax.

    25. Re: Shocking! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      In reality though I wouldn't be surprised if people felt their cables on the in ear monitors broke within months or 1-2 years either plus got stuck and tugged everywhere and hence preferred wireless.

    26. Re: Shocking! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      The sun is nuclear energy and bio electrical would just be solar and hence nuclear with yet another step and lower efficiency.

    27. Re:Shocking! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They bought a product with non-replaceable batteries. Have they been living under a rock? What did they think would happen?

      If only there was a way to power phones using a cable instead of relying on batteries.

      FTFY

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    28. Re: Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did they think would happen?

      Well consider you're dealing with the same type of people that would be cheering Apple on if they deleted the 3.5mm headphone jack off the iPod Touch. Millennials have ruined everything.

    29. Re: Shocking! by skids · · Score: 1

      Not Fallout enough. It has to still work 300 years from now when the vault dwellers emerge.

    30. Re:Shocking! by skids · · Score: 1

      We'll have to agree on the replaceable battery issue and disagree on on the green new deal.

      These must be super-cheap li-ion cells and/or charging electronics. Normal cycle and shelf life for well maintained Li-ion is higher than this.

    31. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bluetooth was never designed to transmit stereo sound. It cannot really do so without vastly overc-ompressing, which causes distortion and high latency. I will not buy devices with non-replaceable batteries. I really don't want a Li-ion battery in my ear!

      The $7-$10 wired ear buds that I buy not only sound better but also last 1-2 years. For the price of one set of Bluetooth earbuds, I can buy many wired earbuds!!!

    32. Re: Shocking! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Nice grammatical correction.

      The poor grammar original from Apple Marketing* was "Think Different"

      (*but now I am being redundant)

    33. Re:Shocking! by labnet · · Score: 1

      Imagine if the TSA $7.5B budget was used for eliminating HFCS from American diets! Imagine the lives saved!

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    34. Re: Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope to see batteries based on metastable nuclear isotopes in my lifetime.

      https://www.ncbj.gov.pl/en/aktualnosci/isotope-energy-storage

    35. Re:Shocking! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Bluetooth was never designed to transmit stereo sound.

      Neither was the headphone jack. Both were later changed to do so.

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    36. Re: Shocking! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Well, they do break once in a while, but they also cost $10 instead of $160. If the Airpods only reliably last two years before you start having battery issues, you could shred a pair of $10 earbuds once every 6 weeks and still come out ahead. :-)

      Besides, the only wired headphones I've ever had go bad have been name brand stuff from companies like Sony and Koss. The $10 Noot earbuds (who?) that I bought in bulk from Amazon still randomly disappear every few months, but I haven't had a single failure yet in 2.5 years, despite finding them loose in the washing machine and/or clothes dryer on more than one occasion.

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    37. Re:Shocking! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Or likely limited by the form factor... These things are pretty small, barely bigger than the wired earbuds which don't contain batteries, charging circuits, bluetooth or audio decoding hardware.

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    38. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one can't wait for Apple's next innovation. Obviously it's not yet announced, the rumor mills are buzzing! Personally, I think it will be something users can attach to their foreheads, perhaps in the shape of an "I".

      Some sort of glasses seems to be on the cards.

    39. Re: Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using wired headphones for 50 years, from standard lids to white Apple earbuds with only 2 broken cables I can remember, and one of two was fixed easily.

    40. Re:Shocking! by piers_downunder · · Score: 1

      Wired headphones are also powered by batteries.

    41. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad their phones courageously lack a port to connect these hypothetical "wired" headphones.

      Actually, they do.

      It's called a Lightning Port, and it can easily be adapted to allow-for the connection on any pair of "wired" headphones. In fact, iPhones come with such an adapter, and replacements are readily available for $10.

    42. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bluetooth was never designed to transmit stereo sound.

      Neither was the headphone jack. Both were later changed to do so.

      Perfect retort!

    43. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's more shocking is you think the general public knows recharging a battery a thousand times even a little bit is bad. Have you been living under a rock? What did they think? Charge, good as new, repeat. And this is not just Apple products.

      I'm a college educated IT savvy person, not an electrical engineer, so do not know anything about energy density, but I bet the people certifying the hardware do and said it was safe for us.

    44. Re:Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these tiny devices with lithiums and no replaceable battery --- almost everybody falls for them once; 10 years back for bluetooth mic/headset thingy.

      if its mroe than 30$ and it'll last 3 years, its a ripoff.

    45. Re:Shocking! by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Damn. And I had to shave my balls for this?

    46. Re: Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really.

      The headphone jack works perfectly in a stereo form. It was a no- compromise improvement.

      Bluetooth runs over limited bandwidth at limited power levels. Going to stereo has to cost somewhere.

    47. Re:Shocking! by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      They said it about laptop batteries too. Most of the time they were right. Most of the time.

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  2. Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a great idea. What if you had headphones that didn't use a battery but instead plugged directly into a hypothetical Jack on a source of sound? I know it sounds crazy but it would work and could even be made universal.

    1. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should be modded up a bit. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

    2. Re:Perfect Solution by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 5, Funny

      It would take a truly courageous company to invent a "Headphone Jack" such as you're proposing.

      Sadly, I don't think there are any such companies around.

    3. Re: Perfect Solution by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Yes but that would be too sensible and convenient.

    4. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you mean you'd have TWO ports on the smartphone? Outrageous!

    5. Re:Perfect Solution by magusxxx · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't that increase the cost of the unit? I mean, the royalty payment to the original patent holder would be astronomical.

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    6. Re:Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like a pre NBN phone?

    7. Re:Perfect Solution by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why not both? My headphones happily still work when the battery runs flat and the bluetooth function dies.

    8. Re:Perfect Solution by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Apple marketing thinks your idea is just dumb...

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    9. Re:Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meean and use a physical wired cable than tends to be quite tender and break of ? That's how my previous 2 headphones broke. I am now using my airpods for 2 years, which is about 1 year more than any other pair of headphones I ever owned. I am extremely satisfied by this.

    10. Re:Perfect Solution by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't that increase the cost of the unit?

      I have friend who's an electrical engineer. He suggested that the minimum feasible diameter for this so-called "jack" would be around 2.5mm - about 3/32".

      So never mind the cost, think of the thickness!

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    11. Re:Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could work, but seems complicated to implement. Maybe we could make a cable that plugs in the USB-C/lightning port and charges the airpods while they are being used. This solves the battery problem and also the problem that they are easily lost.

    12. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but....

      They can only make ONE port waterproof!

    13. Re:Perfect Solution by markdavis · · Score: 2

      >"I have a great idea. What if you had headphones that didn't use a battery but instead plugged directly into a hypothetical Jack on a source of sound? I know it sounds crazy but it would work and could even be made universal.""

      Really. And offer better sound options, too. And cost 10 times less. And available in hundreds of different styles, weights, colors, and designed to meet just about any need. And never have any interference. And can be connected immediately to anything without pairing. And are far less prone to loss.

      Just imagine!

    14. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real hipsters use wired headphones.

    15. Re:Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All iPhones come with a wired set of headphones you retard faggot.

    16. Re:Perfect Solution by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2

      I have a great idea. What if you had headphones that didn't use a battery but instead plugged directly into a hypothetical Jack on a source of sound? I know it sounds crazy but it would work and could even be made universal.

      But then, how do you sell someone $5 earbuds for $200, while at the same time ensuring they'll have to buy them again within a few years?

    17. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im surprised the brain dead apple hoard has not downvoted the comment more.

    18. Re:Perfect Solution by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Calling what comes in the box a "headphone" is akin to calling a pile of smoldering manure "fine dining".

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    19. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeRetard faggot?â I mean, really. Cripes.

    20. Re:Perfect Solution by sheramil · · Score: 2

      But then, how do you sell someone $5 earbuds for $200, while at the same time ensuring they'll have to buy them again within a few years?

      1: Gold contacts

      2: Carbon nanotube woven insulation

      3: Get some desperate pseudo-celebrity to tout them

      4: Claim the magnetic waves massage your semi-circular canals and do to your ears what jade eggs are supposed to do for that other bodily inpouching.... come to think of it:

      5: Jade casing

    21. Re:Perfect Solution by Kohath · · Score: 1

      What if you had headphones that didn't use a battery but instead plugged directly into a hypothetical Jack on a source of sound?

      - The wires would get tangled every day. Tell the person calling you to wait a minute while you untangle the headphone cords. Then you can talk to them.
      - The wires would pull on your head when you exercise
      - You would accidentally catch the wire with your arm or something else and pull them out of your ears once in a while
      - If your phone is on the table, you'll accidentally pull it off onto the floor once in a while. Maybe you break the phone screen.
      - Your phone could never be farther away from you than 2 meters when using them
      - The headphone jack would get plugged up with pocket lint
      - The wires would eventually fray and you would need to buy new ones

      Besides that, creating a product like a phone involves a series of design tradeoffs. What do you want to give up for your headphone jack? Battery life? Water resistance? Cost? Size? Features?

      Why give up anything to preserve something technologically backward? (Because internet trolls who always complain about everything will complain?)

    22. Re:Perfect Solution by MisterSquid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It would take a truly courageous company to invent a "Headphone Jack" such as you're proposing.

      Sadly, I don't think there are any such companies around.

      I'm not singling you out because you really seem to be just making a joke, but I think this is the appropriate place to insert a comment to make a critical observation about the groupthink present in this thread.

      First, yes, lithium ion batteries losing their ability to hold a charge with repeated use is a weakness in the design of the Airpods. While Airpods and other wireless earphones do have other benefits, the non-repairability of Apple's product means the tradeoff is one that affects the value of the product.

      But in this thread that leads commenters to

      • Call users morons.
      • Deride Apple as (mere) profit seekers.
      • Declare the design of devices without headphone jacks as defective (which your joke plays upon).

      The problem with this aggressive need to fine the One True Way to hear one's audio devices overlooks the benefits of wireless headphones and that $170 for Apple's target market segment is not a lot to pay every year or so.

      But more to the point, the design of Apple's current smartphones that do not have headphone jacks already has a solution to use wired headphones: a dongle that converts lightning –> 1/8" stereo. Though not a perfect solution (charging while listening), it does satisfy the use case of being mobile and not having access to a charged wireless earbuds.

      So the whole premise of the joke is a fantasy that devices that do not have headphone jacks somehow need to be reinvented when these devices already have a good-enough solution in place.

      Even more telling is that by all accounts, wireless earphones (and Apple's Airpods in particular) are a runaway success and consumers rate these products with high levels of satisfaction. This whole thread is sort of like the time when a prominent Slashdot user declared an mp3 player dead-on-arrival but that device ended up marking the inflection point at which Apple went on to become (for a few weeks) the most valuable company in the world.

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    23. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All iPhones come with a wired set of headphones you retard faggot."

      Awww, is Tommy Tucker stealing your lunch money again?

    24. Re:Perfect Solution by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      This whole thread is sort of like the time when a prominent Slashdot user declared an mp3 player dead-on-arrival

      If by prominent you mean Slashdot founder Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda and if by dead-on-arrival you mean "No wireless, less space than a Nomad, lame."

    25. Re:Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, there are trade-offs - pro's and con's to everything, and we all have different pros and cons.

      Your above list is indeed good - for me *any* wireless headphone is doa because:

      - battery life - I can't not have my headphones for work calls sometimes - and I am often on the phone all day, and like to be remote all day. I can't even keep my phone charged.
      - Disconnects - blue tooth and me has always had the experience of music / audio disconnects. I haven't used all products admittedly, and it often depends on where my phone is / what I'm doing. But if i'm wired in, and none of your above scenarios has occurred, I'm good.

      For me this has resulted in my phone sort of requiring to stay in my front left pocket, which is where it normally is anyway, and I string my headphones through my undershirt when I get dressed.

      I would honestly prefer wireless headphones if they were powered by magic and slashdot forum hatred.

    26. Re: Perfect Solution by aliquis · · Score: 1

      The cable is annoying too. It get stuck all the time.

    27. Re: Perfect Solution by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Just one port and five dongles is the future!

    28. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I do not think it is feasible, you would need a standard for the connector...

    29. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've
      Never had an aux cable get stuck.

    30. Re:Perfect Solution by slashmaddy · · Score: 1

      So the whole premise of the joke is a fantasy that devices that do not have headphone jacks somehow need to be reinvented when these devices already have a good-enough solution in place.

      Premise of the joke is the act of dumping "the perfect universal solution which has proven its worth over past several decades with little to no disadvantages" in favor of a "good-enough solution" that you hail! And Apple claimed it takes courage to go backwards like this, especially when the solution being dumped wasn't something that lost it's value over time!

      Everyone knows that all the name-calling you deride in your comment has some semblance of truth in them, rather than "courage".

    31. Re: Perfect Solution by reanjr · · Score: 2

      Ok, but the only headphones that I've ever had curl up to the point that it takes more than half a second to untangle are the Apple earbuds. It's the stupid wire design they use; it causes the cords to tangle. Good headphones never really do this under normal use.

      So, it sounds like Apple sold you such a crappy product for years, you forgot what a decent one was like.

    32. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in externalities. Apple's products are polluting the earth as irreparable e-waste. Fuck them.

    33. Re: Perfect Solution by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Note, however, the much derided comment about "no wireless" which has somehow now flipped around.

    34. Re:Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >implying BT headphones are linearly superior
      >implying industry regression is a harmless "free choice".

      Go buy a Juicero.

    35. Re:Perfect Solution by Tyger-ZA · · Score: 0

      ...But in this thread that leads commenters to

      Call users morons.

      Because they are.

      Deride Apple as (mere) profit seekers.

      Because they are.

      Declare the design of devices without headphone jacks as defective (which your joke plays upon).

      Because they are.

    36. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but I see the tidal wave of throw away Android devices and cringe. Of all the devices I own, only the Apple devices are worth using until they wear out. That said, this ear bud charge issue is a shame.

    37. Re:Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deride Apple as (mere) profit seekers.

      There is that but there is also the tremendous amount of e-waste that is created when companies like Apple don't just deprecate an existing standard but either remove support for it entirely or create more products to connect the old connector to the new connector. USB-C for example does indeed provide advantages in many areas but it's not advantageous for my USB keyboard or wireless mouse dongle or a variety of other USB devices yet Apple is pushing for perfectly good, working devices to either be thrown away and replaced or to introduce more products just to maintain connectivity. It's both an e-waste problem and Apple nickel-and-diming people.

      The problem with this aggressive need to fine the One True Way to hear one's audio devices overlooks the benefits of wireless headphones and that $170 for Apple's target market segment is not a lot to pay every year or so.

      No it doesn't, there doesn't have to be "one true way", in fact until the advent of the "Airpods" there were a multitude of supported ways including the wireless bluetooth. Apple axed the headphone jack to make the Airpods more appealing.

      Complaining that people having rational thought sometimes express it in less-than-congenial ways is just whining for the sake of it rather than rebutting the argument.

      This whole thread is sort of like the time when a prominent Slashdot user declared an mp3 player dead-on-arrival but that device ended up marking the inflection point at which Apple went on to become (for a few weeks) the most valuable company in the world.

      No it's more like the way Windows dominates personal desktop computing despite its glaring shortcomings. Just because something is popular doesn't make it good. Did the removal of the headphone jack coinciding with the release of a product that doesn't require the headphone jack really make you think of Apple as "courageous"?

    38. Re:Perfect Solution by Joosy · · Score: 1

      wireless earphones (and Apple's Airpods in particular) are a runaway success and consumers rate these products with high levels of satisfaction

      Sure they rate them highly ... until the battery starts dying. That's the whole point of the article.

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    39. Re:Perfect Solution by twosat · · Score: 1

      Fine in theory, but it would never work in practice. Every manufacturer would make their own proprietary connector, so it would not be universal.

    40. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, but the only headphones that I've ever had curl up to the point that it takes more than half a second to untangle are the Apple earbuds. It's the stupid wire design they use; it causes the cords to tangle. Good headphones never really do this under normal use.

      So, it sounds like Apple sold you such a crappy product for years, you forgot what a decent one was like.

      Liar.

      I have never had, or seen, a pair of earbuds/headphones whose cables didn't get tangled. In fact, the silicone-rubber jacketed cables that Apple uses get tangled just as easily, but don't form tight knots that are harder to un-tangle.

    41. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, so the main point here is choice. The physical headphone jack does not stop someone using Bluetooth of they so wish. The presence of a Bluetooth radio does not stop someone using a cable if they so wish.

      What was idiotic was Apple forcing people to use Bluetooth by removing the headphone jack.

    42. Re: Perfect Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not hard to do when the Apple devices are designed to wear out in a year or two when the glued in battery fails.

  3. A matter of size by aglider · · Score: 2

    It's also an issue with the size of the batteries: the smaller the battery, the lower the capacity.
    Then, add that you insist to wear those buddies into your ears all the time (also for fashion purposes). It's clear you will run more and more charging cycles that will worsen the situation.

    Use the wired ones, instead.

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    1. Re:A matter of size by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Use the wired ones, instead.

      Very funny! Find a place to plug them in...

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    2. Re:A matter of size by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Use the wired ones, instead.

      Very funny! Find a place to plug them in...

      Easy, just carry one of these. https://www.logitech.com/en-us...
      Progress \ (^_^) /

    3. Re:A matter of size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh... you are one of those people who thinks the only devices in existence are Apple ones.

    4. Re:A matter of size by tk77 · · Score: 1

      Use the wired ones, instead.

      Very funny! Find a place to plug them in...

      That would be funny except that, if you're referring to Apple products such as the iPhone, you can plug the included wired headphones directly into the lightning port. My iPhone 8 also came with a 3.5mm to lightning adapter cable. I believe the "X" models don't come with that (extra cost accessory), so that sucks. But it's still an option if desired.

      I can't speak to other brands that also removed the jack, however.

  4. charge and discharge cycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't drain past about 30% and don't store them fully charged to maximize the number of charge/discharge cycles.

    1. Re:charge and discharge cycles by willy_me · · Score: 1

      The internal battery charger already does this so you do not have to.

    2. Re:charge and discharge cycles by hankwang · · Score: 3, Informative

      For Li ion you need to stay below 80% state of charge to extend the battery life. The depth of discharge doesn't matter so much (the 0% level has plenty of safety margin above the true lower limit.)

      Source: https://accubattery.zendesk.co...

      (Disclaimer: The data is for batteries charged to 4.25 V. It's not clear how it translates to newer high-voltage cells at 4.35 V.)

    3. Re: charge and discharge cycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iWhatever charges the earbuds when they are in the carrying case, FYI. It's got a battery inside it too, and it's really hard to get out.

    4. Re:charge and discharge cycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "don't drain past 30%" only applies to some chemistries (typically batteries labeled "LiPo" or lithium polymer). Batteries labeled "lithium ion" don't typically have that restriction and can be discharged much lower.

      I'm simplifying because technically a LiPo is a type of lithium ion and there are a wide variety of chemistries that provide different properties. However, in general terms my first paragraph is enough to get by for typical consumer products.

    5. Re: charge and discharge cycles by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      How can it be properly recycled if it is 'really hard to get out'? Is there a quick destructive method of getting the battery out? I suspect there must, or Apple is REALLY violating environmental guidelines. One would think they would make it EASY to destructively remove the battery.

    6. Re:charge and discharge cycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still good to avoid dropping below 5~10% as a general device rule when you aren't assed to spec dive everything you own.

      Being discharged to "0%" isn't immediately damaging. Breaking news, that. Seems to me the best way to avoid a sustained discharge state is to not be in one at all. Reasonable practices should catch most of that, the tech will tolerate the rest.

  5. Not a quick learner by petes_PoV · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At first, their charge lasted five hours, but now they sometimes last only half an hour. He frequently listens to one while charging the other -- not optimal conditions for expensive headphones. He's now gearing up to plunk down more money on another pair

    ... and in a couple of years they will be reduced to just more useless, overpriced, junk. How many more pairs will be bought until the truth dawns?

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    1. Re:Not a quick learner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems the truth won't dawn, more like it's already set. The world no longer cares for quality or durability, the only factors that sell products are "convenience" and "kewl". I already get crap for sticking with long-life durable products like wired Sennheister headphones - but I get a good laugh when they just keep working.

      People need to quit buying this rechargable-battery-laden crap, especially when the functionality doesn't really need a battery. Same can be said of wireless mice, electric razors, cordless power tools, etc. The best technological solution is not always the newest, but the one the does the job best. I'm baffed by a society that's obsessed with "green-this and green-that" but buys and junks batteries at a truly alarming rate.

    2. Re:Not a quick learner by gweihir · · Score: 1

      If repeated bad experiences would create insight in the average person, we would not be in the mess we are in....
      From available evidence, most people will do the same dumb shit until they cannot anymore. And then they will blame it on somebody else.

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    3. Re:Not a quick learner by Kohath · · Score: 1

      ...until the truth dawns?

      What if the truth is that headphones are of value because of the use that you get out of them rather than as something you own for 75 years and pass down to your descendants as a legacy?

    4. Re:Not a quick learner by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Whatever edge cases that might get dredged up where wireless headphones are advantageous, these particular wireless headphones from Apple are deliberately overpriced and repair-crippled. Somebody gets plenty of "value" from these purchases, but it ain't the purchaser. True Apple believers, fascinated by logos and shiny things, do exactly as told and buy a new one every year or two.

      If your claim is that Apple is providing "value" on these, your conception of the truth seems to have been warped by the Reality Distortion Field. I'd advise you to take a look at other offerings available from other manufacturers. Personally, I already have enough devices and chargers to babysit. I regularly use my headphones for more than a couple hours a day. None of the wireless models from any manufacturer would provide me with the value I need.

    5. Re:Not a quick learner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a couple years? Any headphone that only lasts 5 hours is already junk.

  6. Courage indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best part is all the people who used to make fun of douchebags wearing bluetooth earpieces and talking to themselves are now the same people wearing AirPods and talking to themselves.

    1. Re:Courage indeed by magusxxx · · Score: 1

      How do you know they were ever actually talking to anyone in the first place? ;)

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  7. How do people scam themselves into buying junk.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not only that but having scammed themselves into buying shoddy, overpriced, short lived junk they then make the extra effort to do it again:

    "He's now gearing up to plunk down more money on another pair...."

  8. Desmond is 35 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad you included the age and location of Desmond. It really added something important to the summary.

    1. Re:Desmond is 35 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they said he was black. Would that be OK too?

  9. Replaceable batteries should be required by law by irp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am writing this on my aging - but still fully functional - Samsung Galaxy Note 3. How can I use a nearly 6 year old phone you ask?

    Why I can replace the battery! I'm on my third... (Well it was also a high end phone of the time, one of the first with 3 GB ram...)

    But my point is; the reason it survive is I can change battery. And it is one of the last of its kind. Check gsmarena.com and you'll find almost no high end phones with replaceable batt from 2018 and forward.

    But the are all ip 68 or whatever waterproof. Well I have yet to have a phone die of water. Most was replaced because of the battery (or because the keyboard broke). When I hear my colleagues getting new iphones, it is always the battery. My parents just bought a new one because of...

    Am I the only one that believes, that the *true* reason all new devices are waterproof, is planned obsolescence?? ... Could be I'm just an old geek that doesn't care to buy a new phone that can the same (but slightly faster, of course) as the one I have. ... Or maybe you all drop phones in the toilet regularly? (really??)

    If not, then spread the idea, and help save both money and the environment! Let's rebel! ... Regard my heading "by law" I mean, it doesn't have to be user replaceable, but eg that right-to-repair have an upper limit of what a new battery must cost, sufficiently low - like maybe 5% of the original price - to ensure that the can be replaced, and is not epoxy'ed inside.

    1. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's plenty places on this planet where being 'water' or 'weatherproof' is actually a good thing and will prolong a phone's lifetime.

      But, being weatherproof and having a replaceable battery are not mutually exclusive.

      The real reason for non-replaceable batteries are fail-by-design to increase profits. If you can no longer any other part of the phone break, and the user is careful enough also not to break the (rounded-to-the-edges-with-no-bevel-at-all-to-protect-it) glass, something else will have to fail. The battery being an obvious choice with predictable lifespan.

    2. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by sjames · · Score: 1

      Waterproof is the latest in a long string of dumb excuses to make the battery non-replaceable but like the others, it's a big fat lie. There is no reason that a device that is waterproof to a depth of 6 feet for 30 minutes cannot also have a replaceable battery.

    3. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by iampiti · · Score: 1

      Yep, I agree that making the battery non replaceable is a horrible thing to do. That's the reason I own a LG G5 but yeah nowadays very few phones have user-replaceable batteries. I really don't know what I'm gonna buy when this phone dies.

    4. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hell, I used to scuba dive. I had lights that were rated to depths of 80 meters or more, and they had replaceable batteries. Sure, it's easier to make a device waterproof if it's completely sealed (which precludes a replaceable battery) - but it's by no means necessary.

    5. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      There is no reason that a device that is waterproof to a depth of 6 feet for 30 minutes cannot also have a replaceable battery.

      Or, as a compromise, the device could be made waterproof with original battery, but still allow you to update battery while breaking the seals.

    6. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by gweihir · · Score: 1

      There will always be some reasonable phones with replaceable batteries. From other observations, I would deduce that only about 10% of the customers care, but that is no small market-share and far too large to ignore.

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    7. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Camembert · · Score: 1

      My dad uses my iPhone4S - I think it is from 2012. The battery is if course EOL now, sometimes the phone switches off. on his next visit, in 2 weeks from now, I will Bring it to the local apple store to get the battery replaced. Then he is good for another several years of his limited needs use (mainly phoke, whatsapp, facetime, calendar, some photos)
      I once did the battery exchange with my iphone 6 plus. Want to use it as long as possible.
      These batteries may not be user replaceable, but 30 minutes without your phone after several years of use is pretty acceptable and a non issue to me.

    8. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's true that it's easier, but the real motivation is that it's cheaper.

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    9. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by burtosis · · Score: 1

      While it's true waterproofing is used as an excuse for a non replaceable battery just to increase sales, waterproof cases have gotten pretty good. Being waterproof dosent even require the phone itself to be sealed, my cheap waterproof case worked great when I forgot it was in my jacket and I ran it through the laundry. I only found out when the dryer sounded like someone left a hammer inside. It's not even that hard to keep them in good repair.

    10. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      My waterproof case is even large enough to also keep a spare pack of cigarettes in it. Is yours gargantuan, too, or does it only double the size of your phone?

    11. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Apple isn't good enough at battery compartment design to make a good replaceable battery. I have a Newton and it has a really shit battery door. It's highly designed and complex, but the tricky catch mechanism is broken. I'm pretty sure it was considered 'reward winning design' by whomever came up with it's cleverness.

    12. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like its working as apple intended. Planned obsolescence even back then. Disgusting apple.

    13. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My daily phone is still a Galaxy Note 2 from 2014. Still works great.

      Have never had to replace the battery, but when the time comes, I can.

      Have dropped it in water a couple of times. Takes a day or so to dry it out, and then, easily back in business.

      There's literally nothing in newer phones that yet prompts a desire to buy one.

      To the contrary, cost, non-replaceable batteries, and loss of headphone jacks are big dissuaders.

    14. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But the are all ip 68 or whatever waterproof. Well I have yet to have a phone die of water.

      I'm pretty sure that sweat killed my Nexus 4's digitizer. But really, IP68 is a pretty low bar, any phone which can't manage it at least for the expected service life is probably crap. You can get there with a coating, and little else.

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    15. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by rndmtim · · Score: 1

      That's true... did the same with a $100 lifeproof case for my Samsung phone (with that headphone jack.) Because I have toddlers I managed to have it go through a wash cycle... and was really astonished when it restarted. So there you go, waterproof with a headphone jack. Of course main battery replacement on the Samsung isn't any better... that's when you're getting a heating pad and a specialized kit with replacement double sided tape to disassemble it.

    16. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could run my phone through the washer, buy an entirely new replacement, run the replacement through the washer, then buy a third new phone, all for less than what you spent on the case alone.

      My phone has been capable of doing everything I've ever asked of it, and has survived many drops onto the concrete (including down 3 stories of concrete stairs), without any case at all. The only damage being the lens on *one* of the cameras got cracked.

      I seem to have gotten pretty good value so far on my phone purchases, by staying away from anything with "Apple" or "Samsung" on it, or anything involving flags and ships.

    17. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

      n9005 here as well. Nothing to add, except that I've written my (Canadian) MPs requesting new legislation to heavily tax the manufacturing and import for sale of any devices into which wear items have been glued. One day.

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    18. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they aren't even waterproof they're just resistant up to a 1.5 meters of water for a limited amount of time.

    19. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I also have a $40 candy bar phone from Walmart that I used to park my old phone number on for a few years... used the tower commands to forward it to my company phone and paid about $20 a year for that service. But I doubt it would run the apps I need. I've also got a crappy Tesco phone for use in Ireland but it seems like it could more or less run apps... and the telco system there is a bit better anyway, but Europe seems to buy less into the $800 phone thing.

    20. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by burtosis · · Score: 1

      My case cost 14 usd lmao.

    21. Re:Replaceable batteries should be required by law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lost my last of Note3 this week. It was a good phone at the time, but become more and more sluggish..
      I have owned total 4 of Note3, just because they are well serviceable - i can replace battery, USB connector (which i tend to break a lot), or anything else.
      The screen replacement was usually killer for it.. while screen can be easily replaced, it costs more than used device - so i always went with used device option.

      About a year ago i also started using Xiaomi phones (Note5 AI and Poco F1)
      The same app would run way faster, and crash less often on Xiaomi Note5 (AI dual camera model) with just 1GB RAM more. I don't know if it is due to aging Android version, or due to the bloatware that comes preinstalled with Note3.

      My primary phone is now Xiaomi Poco F1, which is excellent, and i started to love Xiaomi phones lately due to hardware they make.
      While battery is not easily replaceable, it is still replaceable with basic phone tools (guitar pick, and small screwdrivers). USB connector and LCD are also replaceable individual elements, and they cost next to nothing - LCD change costed me 40 EUR.

      I also have talked to phone-repair specialist about new Samsung models, and they have really steered away from the repairability of Note3.. One of Samsung models that i was considering buying had USB connector cable routed through back of display, so basically - not replaceable without changing display. And new displays are in range of 300 EUR.

      I will stick to Xiaomi for now, and recommend it to everyone considering doing their phone repairs.

  10. What is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He's now gearing up to plunk down more money on another pair...."

    Idiot!

    1. Re:What is this? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Well, we knew that because he bought the first pair.

      Apple's marketing techniques demand a level of respect.

    2. Re:What is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is stupid and then there is apple stupid.

  11. Desmond Hughes, who is 35 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't you a little old to be taken advantage of like that?

  12. This is why Apple removed the headphone connector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because they can turn another piece of common mobile equipment into their own proprietary consumption item, which you have to pay for over and over.

    It costs less than $10 to manufacture them -- they are just regular ear-buds with a microscopic radio receiver and a battery -- and they sell them for an unbelievable $200, knowing very well they are manufacturing a consumption item that you must replace regularly.

    Give all your money to Apple if that's what you want -- they would love to take it -- but at least be honest about Apple and admit that they are dishonest, cunning, planning, and greedy.

  13. My earbuds are holding up by DrXym · · Score: 1

    They're powered by a cable I stick in the phone. Perhaps other phones will soon implement this handy feature.

    1. Re:My earbuds are holding up by Richard_at_work · · Score: 0

      You know what, your phone also used to be plugged directly into the wall, no need for a battery their either - how about we go all the way back to that? Cables all the way, who needs batteries?!

    2. Re:My earbuds are holding up by dwywit · · Score: 1

      And, you know - you never used to have to plug your headphones into a mobile phone to get music. Weird how things work out, hey?

      Still prefer a 3.5mm jack for sound.

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    3. Re:My earbuds are holding up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I'm ever more than 2' from my phone when I use my phone. I often am more than 2' from my house though. Not even a remotely sane comparison.

    4. Re:My earbuds are holding up by green1 · · Score: 1

      Making the phone wireless gave a notable benefit. The ability to take it anywhere you went.

      Making the headphones wireless did not because you are still carrying both the phone, and the headphones, in close proximity to reach other.

      I'm all for wireless technologies. But only where wired technologies don't do the same job better.

    5. Re:My earbuds are holding up by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Making the headphones wireless did not because you are still carrying both the phone, and the headphones, in close proximity to reach other. I'm all for wireless technologies. But only where wired technologies don't do the same job better.

      I greatly prefer wireless, especially in case I'm doing any outdoor activities, such as mowing the lawn or walking my dogs. Wired headphone cords tend to get snagged up way to easily on branches you walk by, violently jerking the headphones off of your head.

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    6. Re:My earbuds are holding up by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Well that's a pretty odd response. Cables on earphones do not impede your mobility. Nor are you required to use them. Having a jack on a phone requires a minimal amount of space and adds maybe a few cents to the production costs. If you want wireless buds you can do that too Besides assuming you like the extra issues - they're expensive, easier to lose, need to be charged separately, don't work without charge, require pairing and when the battery dies they're gone.

      There is no reason not remove the jack except to screw customers into buying expensive bluetooth buds. And more fool anyone who falls for that.

  14. Don't have to die so soon by 15Bit · · Score: 1

    As with the mobile phones themselves, if they limited the charge window to 80% or so of full capacity they would last years longer cos its cycling in the low and high extremes that kills the battery. But if they did that, they wouldn't be able to sell replacements every 2-3 years....

    1. Re:Don't have to die so soon by willy_me · · Score: 0

      Remember when the first iPhone came out with the first non-replaceable battery that was good for 1000 charges? At the time, most other cell phones could only handle 100 charge cycles. By limiting the min / max voltages, Apple was able to change the entire industry. Now all phones limit the charge / discharge voltages in order to preserve battery life.

      But even with 1000 charge cycles, if you are charging daily then it will die in the third year. Manufacturers will still be able to sell replacement phones.

    2. Re: Don't have to die so soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, no.

      I was using my phones for years very heavily, and charged my phones way more than 100 times.

      My usage pattern hasn't changed pre smartphone era either. I use to play games on them, listen to music over my bt headphones

    3. Re: Don't have to die so soon by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      How DARE you not let Apple change history.

      I'm afraid you're now banned from the Apple Store. You'll need to make lifestyle adjustments.

    4. Re:Don't have to die so soon by tsa · · Score: 1

      My MacBook Pro is 8 years old, has done 1088 load cycles and is still at 82.2% of its design capacity. I'm quite sure that is not rare. Me and many of my friends use their smartphones for 6 years or more without having to change the battery. We consider this normal. The myth that Li-ion batteries last only 3 years has to die a fast death.

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    5. Re:Don't have to die so soon by rndmtim · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't be. It'll depend on the chemistry and charging method, but a Chevy Volt is rated for at least 3500 charge cycles per warrantee with assumption being that it'll be more like 6000, and very large li ion batteries we're using for power storage (20MWh) have a 8000 cycle rating to 80% of original charge density. There's also basically no stress on these batteries - a Bolt battery can go from +100kw output to -50kw regen on a 60kWh nominal capacity as you crest a hill over the course of seconds. So these $200 headphones have terrible batteries from a charging POV. Maybe they chose something really stable and safe like lithium titanate and gave up cycles... I'll be charitable here.

    6. Re:Don't have to die so soon by tsa · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it has to do with the size of the batteries. Maybe big batteries have some advantage that makes them last longer.

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    7. Re: Don't have to die so soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. This is the first time I read about this particular "change the entire industry".

  15. Replace the battery for $1? by Gabest · · Score: 1

    Do I have to solve everything?

  16. Lesson by dromgodis · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's now gearing up to plunk down more money on another pair...

    Yeah, that will really teach Apple a lesson!

    1. Re:Lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hYHwkIuEMo Louis Rossman sums it up perfectly.

    2. Re:Lesson by Kohath · · Score: 1

      "Teach Apple a lesson"? Is that what life is about for you people? Sad.

    3. Re:Lesson by tsa · · Score: 1

      Woosh...

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      -- Cheers!

    4. Re:Lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blindly putting up with what an evil corporation like apple tells you to do. Sadder.

    5. Re:Lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that will really teach Apple a lesson!

      Not he's got a lot of choice since Apple courageously eliminated the primary means of connecting headphones from their phones.

  17. Trolls be laughing i see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they are Li Batterers they have a set charge cycle limit.
    WE ALL KNOW THIS. and yet after 2 YEARS! they "ONLY" get 2H16M?

    really this story is dumb as mud yes they are dieing at the expected rate of Li Batterers. they take what like 15 mins to charge ? i see no issue at all with this.

  18. Tollyaso by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    But would you listen? Nooooooooo!

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    1. Re:Tollyaso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can they listen? The batteries in their AirPods are toast!

  19. Re:Like wives by magusxxx · · Score: 1

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  20. Well by ruddk · · Score: 1

    You sound surprised, what did you think would happen?

  21. Portable music solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My portable music solution is a bit larger, so each cycle of the battery involves more energy. It is also useful for activities other than listening to music.
    I generally charge to 75% and discharge to no less than 25%. In the last 18 months, it appears to have lost about 2 or 3% of the original capacity.
    Of course, replacing the battery when it is finally unable to hold a useful charge is going to cost a bit more, but by then I'll probably want to replace the whole model S anyway.

  22. thats good by MahmoudAhmed · · Score: 0

    nice and great my final review https://myfinalreview.com/

  23. Ssssss by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    You guys buy their stupid shit. Is there no 3rd person repair center?

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    1. Re: Ssssss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't made to be repaired. The plastic housing is designed to break when opened. Ask me how I know and why I don't work on them.

      If they like getting fucked by Apple, I say let em go for it.

  24. true of all captive-battery lithium gadgets by Speare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This should be no surprise-- any device with a lithium-ion based battery sealed inside it will have to suffer the downsides that all common lithium-ion batteries have to suffer. Excess heat quickly damages their ability to recharge. But also normal heat, over the course of two to five years, gradually damages their capacity to recharge.

    Drone battery? Better hope they produce the same form factor in three years.

    Sport camera or camera gimbal? If it has the battery sealed in, the whole thing will be junk before you finally get around to using it on that big action vacation.

    Thousand dollar smartphone with a case made of glass and unicorn farts? Better sign up for an appointment at the Einstein Bar to get the next magical upgrade, er, next generation smartphone.

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    1. Re:true of all captive-battery lithium gadgets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real worrying one these days is cars. Most of those EVs and PHEVs you see on the road are using Li-ion battery packs that are built into the car frame.

      And they all have the exact same issues as Li-ion batteries anywhere else. And just like every other Li-ion battery pack, the packs are designed for the specific car so you better hope your car manufacturer builds replacements, and because they're built into the frame, the actual replacement will require a garage with a lift and will be essentially impossible for the average user.

      Can't wait until there are no used cars because the battery packs will have gone bad, just like on everything else with a battery these days.

    2. Re:true of all captive-battery lithium gadgets by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      The whole point of the EV crusade is to eventually ban cars. If it can be done without any explicit laws, they have succeeded greatly.

  25. So much for incompetent reviewers by gweihir · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is no surprise for anybody that actually understands electronics. 2..3 years is all you get with non-replaceable LiPo batteries and daily use. One of the reasons I consider a phone or other device with a non-replaceable battery to be defective by design and will not buy it.

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  26. Re:This is why Apple removed the headphone connect by gweihir · · Score: 1

    The price for looking cool is high, but many are willing to pay it.

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  27. AirPods with D-cell batteries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want my AirPods to use D-cell batteries, which would extend their service life indefinitely.

  28. They should just offer a subscription by gweihir · · Score: 2

    You pay, say, $150 per year, and every 2 years you get a new pair of them.That is if you send in your old ones. If not, you pay an extra $50.

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    1. Re:They should just offer a subscription by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every 2 years you get a new pair of them.

      Throw away electronics? Sounds like a green idea me if by green we mean how much extra money Apple can squeeze out of their ignorant customers.

    2. Re:They should just offer a subscription by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Are you functionally illiterate?

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    3. Re:They should just offer a subscription by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe his unstated understanding was that Apple would send a *new* pair rather than a refurbished one. That's the only explanation I could come up with that would still generate an equivalent amount of waste.

  29. As an apple user.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is lies. Tiger batteries last forever and never need replacing. Also the length of battery life in online reviews is 100% accurate.

    1. Re:As an apple user.. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You are not an Apple user. Not fanatical enough. But kudos for trying.

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    2. Re:As an apple user.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dammit foiled again :)

  30. Ditching wires a disaster, bring back jack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some reason people decided wires were evil, we have wireless everything and they all take some sort of batteries. This certainly isn't good for the environment and yet nobody seems to care. All for the sake of convenience and more profit for wireless device makers.

    1. Re:Ditching wires a disaster, bring back jack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. All these 'green,' liberal Apple users don't walk the talk.

  31. Yes? by ledow · · Score: 1

    Wow, it's almost like some people realised that batteries don't hold the same charge forever, and that being able to replace batteries in a consumer product is a desirable property.

    Somebody please inform every phone manufacturer, every electric toothbrush manufacturer and anyone else who makes battery-powered items where the batteries can't be removed, therefore can't be replaced therefore can't be recycled even.

    If only we'd made standardised cell sizes, voltages and properties such that we could easily replace them with a standardised battery by just flipping off a cover and pulling out some kind of module which we can buy in the shops...

    1. Re:Yes? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      If the batteries were standardized and replaceable, then Apple would be deprived of an ongoing revenue stream.

    2. Re:Yes? by tsa · · Score: 1

      Hm that's a refreshingly new idea. Let's make it mandatory.

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    3. Re:Yes? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Especially early Li-Ion batteries were known for that. Back in the 2000s, I read quite a few articles/posts on slashdot about a lifetime of 2-3 ears no matter if you use them. These days, a quick search on Google indicates that 5 years or more seem typical now.

      So if batteries from 2016 are already dying those might be of substandard quality.

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    4. Re:Yes? by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Also, it would mean that Apple would need to design cooperatively with outside entities. NIH is a big, big deal with Apple. I'm even surprised they haven't been selling phones with 3.65mm earphone jacks. Apple loves proprietary. A primary goal is brand lock-in.

    5. Re:Yes? by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

      If the batteries were standardized and replaceable, then Apple would be deprived of an ongoing revenue stream.

      Yes, and that would be tragic for them. They’re hurting badly as it is... they haven’t even made their first trillion dollars yet!

      Oops. Oh, wait... never mind.

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    6. Re:Yes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the 2000s, I read quite a few articles/posts on slashdot about a lifetime of 2-3 ears no matter if you use them.

      I saw what you did there.

  32. feckless French ponce by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    One, the wires break a lot more if you're a clumsy twat or are too stupid to wear the thing so it's not pulling in the wrong place.

    Two, you don't know how to find the break, cut it and solder a new plug on? I could do that when I was about ten.

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    1. Re: feckless French ponce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a dumb fanboy trying to prove their value.

      If he bought high end can style they mostly have a detachable cable that can replace for length. If it's just the typical earbuds, they cost like 4 bucks each.

      Either way, you can buy like 50 wired headphones for that price

    2. Re:feckless French ponce by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I've had my Etymotic IEMs for at least 10 years now and only had to replace the plug recently. And even that was mostly my own fault since I've been coiling the cable around the Zen (yes really back then) and phone, thus putting too much stress on the plug.It was like $1 for the jack and a few minutes to solder it on.

    3. Re:feckless French ponce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One, the wires break a lot more if you're a clumsy twat or are too stupid to wear the thing

      Victim-blaming 99% of humanity, you dumb prat?

    4. Re:feckless French ponce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey its the apple and apple fanboi way.

  33. Energy density is actually low. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only a bit above TNT.

    Nowhere even remotely near fossil fuels or high-carb food.

    Never put food near your mouth! It might explode and kill you! /s

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    (For those that don't get it, or read what they want: It doesn't have to be dangerous just because it has a high energy density. As in: Don't buy low-quality batteries like from Samsung or Apple. ;)

  34. Those people are morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morons can act as moronic as they want, of course. They can pick the inferior choice and harm themselves all they want. (In fact, if it results in giving non-morons an advantage, then *please*, do more of it!)

    It's their right, unless it causes others to lose their rights.
    Like the right to point and laugh at them publicly, for being such morons.

    1. Re:Those people are morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see. You'd make a lousy businessman.

    2. Re: Those people are morons. by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      He'd certainly never last long as a salescritter in the marketing dept.

  35. The wire by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    to a big battery suddenly looks like a good idea again.

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  36. There's a typo in the article by olddoc · · Score: 2

    The article reads "They [batteries] can also catch fire or explode if they become damaged, so technology companies make them difficult, if not impossible, for consumers to replace themselves." It should say, " The profit margin on new devices is very high, so technology companies make them difficult, if not impossible, for consumers to replace themselves."

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  37. Don't you mean ONE port? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would the other one be for? Fast charging without being wasteful? Faster data transfer? USB sticks? Input controllers without lag?
    Don't be silly. That would take a REALLY courageous company!

  38. Old School Here by overlook77 · · Score: 2

    As someone who still connects air traffic control sized, over the ear studio headphones to their device with a 3 foot coily 1970s cable, i say....mwah ha ha ha.

    1. Re:Old School Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty cool - you drive around SF in a steam-punk carriage with flight goggles on?

      Half joking - but I think you should.

    2. Re:Old School Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6.35 mm jack is the best.

  39. Re: Replaceable batteries should be required by la by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be fair, most third party repair shops roll replace batteries for like Cdn$30, and this is for a galaxy s7

  40. My headphones never broke their cable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got malfnctioning drivers, but never a broken cable.
    I don't know what you guys are doing ...

    Maybe you wires are too thin/cheap. Or they copied that retarded layout where both cables go to the front instead of one going around the back of your neck. Or you put your phone in stupid places, like in your jacket's outside pocket so that you have fun whenever you take of the jacket.

    My point: I'm living proof that it's not cables per se. It's you.

  41. And you know headphones don't low battery alert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And you know what headphones don't low battery alarm is less than half of the original battery life?

    My wired ones

    Also, they don't shoot potentially cancer causing radio waves into my ear canal and towards my brain

  42. Re: Replaceable batteries should be required by la by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember that if you have any damage on the phone, it has to be repaired. 200 bucks plus for a battery replacement is pretty steep

  43. I don't want 2000 degrees in my ear anyway by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > The electric energy merely heats it to above its boiling point and autoignition temperature.

    I don't think I want a non-flammable substance at 2,000 degrees in my ear either.

  44. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of the same podcasters who first extolled AirPods are now complaining about them, reports the Atlantic

    LOL. Shitcocks!

  45. What a surprise! by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Apple looks to be using planned obsolescence across their product lines. Apple has to keep the revenue flowing in somehow.

  46. All the other ones too by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

    It's not just Apple, Ticpods, Sennheiser, Samsung, whatever also make wireless headphones. It's a common design feature...

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    1. Re:All the other ones too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but apple invented the wireless headphone. Everyone else just copied apple.

  47. Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Miopic nerds emotionally triggered by consumers who donâ(TM)t share their exact priorities? Shocking.

  48. What's the big deal? by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

    Just change the battery...

  49. It's a feature, not a bug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Planned obsolescence at its finest.

    1. Re:It's a feature, not a bug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Classic apple!!!

  50. Re: Replaceable batteries should be required by la by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    Apple technicians aren't good enough at their work to not have a high chance of breaking it further if they attempt battery replacement. Plus, being clumsy means they can rationalize a mandatory $200 charge to the average Apple customer.

  51. FUD by tsa · · Score: 0

    The myth that Li-ion batteries die after only a few years has been proven false so many times that it gets tired now. I'm sure the earpods that were tested were not maintained well or the first generation earpod has a design flaw or just uses bad batteries to begin with.

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    1. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The myth that Li-ion batteries die after only a few years has been proven false so many times that it gets tired now.

      https://www.engadget.com/2015/...
      https://www.greencarreports.co...

  52. Proof you've become a cult member by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Desmond Hughes ... noticed ... their charge lasted five hours, but now they sometimes last only half an hour. He frequently listens to one while charging the other -- not optimal conditions for expensive headphones. He's now gearing up to plunk down more money on another pair....

    They sucked the first time, are essentially unusable (one at a time, really?) after 2 years - and so he will go and buy another pair.

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    1. Re:Proof you've become a cult member by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

      I saw that part too and I laughed. It was basically, "These suck so obviously I'm just going to buy another pair."

      Apple really, really knows their target audience: short-sighted idiots with money.

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  53. It's not just you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But from personal experience, the plebs do tend to dump their phone in the toilet a *LOT* of the time, particularly Apple and other high fashion debt inducing phone users. So of course the high end phones end up being waterproofed after all the complaints from customers.

    The lower end phones however tend to be both more durable (although not waterproof) and better cared for, because for people poor enough to buy a cheap phone they have to CARE for it and make sure it lasts. Us nerds are split between the two groups. Those of us who use our hardware for *OUR* life, oftentimes replacing parts long after it isn't really cost effective, and the hipster nerds who destroy hardware and either brag or complain about it while being well enough off to either indebt themselves further getting replacement hardware or wealthy enough that they simply don't care.

    That is my 2 cents, what are the rest of yours?

  54. It's "courage depletion" by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

    It's weird how my "old-fangled" wired earbuds still sound great. They must have a hell of a battery because I've used them for years and never gotten a low battery warning.

    Can I pay more to own a set of earbuds that don't sound as good and die every few months, even though there's nothing really wrong with them?

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  55. lithium batteries are trash by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    i still have tool ni-cd packs from 15+ years ago, and they still have enough capacity to drive the circular saw or the reciprocating saw or a couple hours on the gooseneck light or a half a day on the LED light. whoever the idiot that thought "2 years as long as you keep it chaqrged up 'cause it exploders if you put it away dead then charge it 6 months later" was an acceptable lifetime should be put in public stocks so the people can throw shit at them

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  56. Disposable knockoffs on Amazon by bobbutts · · Score: 1

    If you want truly wireless headphones just get some much cheaper ones on Amazon. The pricing on Airpods is absurd.

  57. (Slaps hand on cheek, eyes/mouth wide open) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No... get out of here! Next you'll be telling me that *all* batteries have limited lifespans!

    If somebody dropped a good chunk of money on these Airpods (which have a *tiny* Li-ion battery to boot) and didn't realise this was going to happen needed to get fleeced.

    Maybe Apple will become cowardly, and bring back the standard headphone jack.

  58. $30 by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    Personally $30 is the highest I will go for wireless headphones for this reason. Not paying more for something with a limited lifespan.

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  59. Re: This is why Apple removed the headphone connec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But...but....COURAGE!

  60. Headphone Jack by ZipK · · Score: 2

    This is why I like my devices to have a headphone jack for use with corded headphones. No dongle, no recharging, no degraded rechargeable batteries.

  61. Miss me yet? by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    Remember those pictures of George W. Bush captioned, “Miss me yet?”

    Someone needs to remake that but with a photo of the bottom of an iPhone with a headphone jack.

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  62. Bottom line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Fu*k off customers!

  63. Um.... by doubledown00 · · Score: 2

    No shit?
    What cracks me up is the nudnik from the article that is preparing to buy *another pair*. As my grandfather use to say, "Don't let the same dog bite ya twice."

  64. They have tiny batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The way the summary is written makes it sound like the writer is blaming the short battery life on lithium technology. The fact is, the batteries in these things are tiny, so of course they don't hold as much energy as larger batteries. If they made them the size of a phone, they'd hold a lot more power and would last longer.

    I have to disagree with the claim that a phone battery only lasts 2 years. I'm still using an iPhone 6S (bought on release date) on the original battery, and it has over 90% of the original capacity - I fully expect it to last 4 or 5 years.

  65. Newsflash! by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Expensive electronic tat with irreplaceable batteries is a bad idea.

    Next up:
    Deep frying your balls is

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  66. air pods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dumb rock said buying more. Some never learn..

  67. Dumb, so dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple loves dumb people who are willing to fork over their dumb money for a dumb design. Dumb people are a key part of their business model.

    People are dumb enough to buy a gadget that has a non-removable battery. Then people are dumb enough to complain about it. Those are the same people that are willing to pay a dumb $5 for an app on their phone when the same can by had elsewhere for $1.

  68. steady income by sad_ · · Score: 1

    if anything, this was all planned in by Apple, just to make another steady stream of income.

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  69. Well, make tehm run slower by jbssm · · Score: 1

    Can't understand why Apple just doesn't make them run slower: https://www.cnet.com/news/appl...

  70. Headphone jack and wired ear buds for the win!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, wait, your iPhone cant do that.
    So sad.