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Wooly Mammoth Extracted Intact From Siberian Ice

Lawrence_Bird writes ... a group of scientists have extracted a wooly mammoth intact from a Siberian icefield. "They used a radar imaging technique to `see' the mammoth in its icy grave, then excavated a huge block of frozen dirt around it to preserve the 23,000-year-old creature." See the dailynews.yahoo story. Naturally, there's talk of cloning the thing. If the effort succeeds, will McDonald's sell McMammoth burgers?

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  1. Re:Not a whole Mamooth.... by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Well, then maybe they can do better with the next one. These things seem to show up every decade or so, so there should be more of them.

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  2. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Um...no.

    What exactly does believing in God have to do with not going to doctors? or any of your "life" things?

    How is not going to a doctor putting "Your money where your mouth is"? God teaches self reliance, although many (for and against God) misinterpret this to mean dependancy on God.

    God doesn't determine the outcome, just the timing of the end.

  3. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by dublin · · Score: 2

    But even Darwin believed in a Creator God - and he said so himself.

    As for objectivity, I think it's quite fair to say that there are unthinking, knee-jerk types in both camps. (If you think creationists have an exclusive on that, just keep reading this /. discussion and look at some of the anti-Christian anti-creationist hate speech below.)

    It's just simply neither fair nor accurate to say that there are not deep thinking people on both sides. And evolution itself is a dogma at least as strong as that in any religion. (If you doubt this, do some good research on anomalous fossil finds (there are many) and then publish your results - anything that challenges evolution in the slightest is ridiculed in the "scientific" community, regardless of merit.)

    In fact, the only people I know who have done honest, well-balanced reviews of the evidence on both sides happen to be creationists, since, unfortunately, evolutionists tend to dismiss creation as impossible before bothering to look at the facts that support that position.

    Truth is what matters. The point is to seek the truth.

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  4. Re:y'all don't get it do you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >God is a lot smarter than you, me and the guy who >wrote the Bible.

    I think that the Bible was written by more than one people (yeah, whole lot of psychos or drug users writing down the "holy" word, argh)

  5. Re:Yes, but... by PrettyGeeklette · · Score: 1

    While we hear propaganda from both sides of the eco-coin, the truth is the ecosystem is in balance right now. -- I'm just wondering what you're calling 'in balance' -- does anyone know the numbers of 'this many species go extinct every day' that you hear all the time (yes, propaganda, but is it true?)...? Seems like it would be more of a 'balance' if we weren't losing species right and left, and adding a few back into the mix... Just my two cents.

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  6. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by Cassandra · · Score: 1

    But even Darwin believed in a Creator God - and he said so himself.

    This is what Darwin actually said about religion: http://www.update.uu.se/~fbend z/library/cd_relig.htm

    A short excerpt:
    Everyone who believes, as I do, that all the corporeal and mental organs (excepting those which are neither advantegous or disadvantegous to the posessor) of all beings have been developed through natural selection, or the survival of the fittest, together with use or habit[4], will admit that these organs have formed so that their possessors may compete succesfully with other beings, and thus increase in number.

    Sure Darwin was religious, and sure he did believe in a "Creator God", but only before he set out with the Beagle.

  7. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you truly believe, as I do, that God created man in His own likeness

    I've always wondered in whose image he created woman. Any idea, oh learned one?

    BTW, since you seem so in touch with god's intentions, can you ask him why he intended all those dumbass televangelists to be created?

    No offense, but you're probably the smartest creationist I've seen posting something on the net.

  8. Re:I'd rather clone Neanderthals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Don't do that. I know some women that would try >to breed with them.

    Why not.. those neanderthals would probably be much smarter than bunch of creationists posting here anyway, and some women/men are stupid enought to try breeding with creationists so why not neanderthals as well?

  9. Re:Um, not really... inbreeding by PrettyGeeklette · · Score: 1

    Isn't inbreeding pretty much the way of the wild? I know that horses at least (which, given, are NOT mammoths) consistently mated with their own offspring/parents. I don't think that's a stopper as far as repopulating the world with mammoths. What would stop it pretty effectively, however, is the commercial value of the novelty of 'owning' the rights to mammoths in general; Some big corporation will pay to make the clone(s), and get the "rights" to them... I can just picture mammoth regeneration not for the good of the mammoth or for the people in the world who would love to see extinct species alive again, but for the dollar signs in the eyes of a greedy corporation.

    Again, just my two cents.

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  10. Northern Exposure by ecloud · · Score: 1

    Those of us who watched that show already knew this day was coming, and some possible consequences. :-)

  11. Re:In Khatanga? by Helge+Hafting · · Score: 1

    But the amazing thing about these frozen
    mammoths is that there must have been a fairly
    mild climate to produce enough veggies to keep
    them going. Then it got much colder so suddenly
    that they didn't rot or get eaten by scavengers
    - and stayed that way since.


    No problem with that. It is well-known that the climate was milder. It certainly didn't change abruptly enough to freeze the mammoths in place though.

    But the ice came, slowly. Glaciers grew a bit from year to year, although the land around them could still support a few mammoths. Now and then a mammoth tried to cross a stretch of ice. A few of them probably fell into cracks and got conserved.

  12. Re:Hmm cloning... skeptical... by K-Man · · Score: 1

    It may not be good enough for cloning, but it should allow the police to close the books on a number of unsolved 23,000-year old crime cases.

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  13. Re:Mammoth by Molly · · Score: 1

    You've never actually SEEN an angry mammoth, have you?

    :-)

  14. Re:ummmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get the fuck over it. If their beliefs are so obviously bad and dangerous, why are you worried that people might pay attention to them?

    It just all boils down to intellectual elitism: your belief that you're somehow just smarter than the Average Joe, so that they'll be taken in by these wrong-but-persuasive snake-oil beliefs, and it's your God-given (sorry, science-given) duty to 'save them from themselves.'

    Sounds pretty evangelical to me.

  15. Re:It is refreshing...A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are right.
    It is our greed that leads us to do the damage.
    Even visiting virgin wilderness on foot to experience the majesty of it all carries it's risk, a few phytophthera spores on your boots can do incredible damage in an environment that can not defend itself against it.
    Balanced ecosystems are fragile and do not like to be fucked with.
    They either retaliate or die, either way we loose.
    In Tassie, wilderness cushion grass plains never recover from the impact of humans (or other imported fauna) walking over them. Native fauna traverse with balanced, recoverable impact.
    http://www.tigerlogo.tased.edu.au/subject/environ. htm
    Enjoy, and come and visit sometime.

  16. Re:Basic Math 101 for creationists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Preach it, brother.

    Self-assured sophomorisms from all these teenagers who have it all figured out and know that Science Will Save Us are more annoying than statements of pure religious faith, because at least the latter ACKNOWLEDGE what it is.

  17. Re:mammoth herds and food sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That wouldn't really be a smart solution because larger animals are less eficient at transforming their food into body mass. That's why chiken, for example, is cheaper than beef; hens eats less per pound of meat they produce.

  18. Re:Hmmmm by ez8 · · Score: 1

    Humans have not eradicated any animals from the world, they simply were not fit to survive. Things happen for a reason after all. I see the Wolly Mammoth fit to come back, they look tastey. I want a bbq mammoth tenderloin sandwich.

    As far as reintroduction of this animal bringing back a disease, what if the apollo missions brought back some disease?

  19. Re:Why... by SL33Z3 · · Score: 1

    Woman was formed after man. See verse 18 through 25. No offense taken. Most creationists are, however, correct to a point in their belief that we "shouldn't play God". Let's consider that when the monks copied the scrolls of the Bible, they would take a bath before writing the name of God. This was out of respect. Similarly, "most creationists" also do not want man to upset God in trying to "take His place" so to speak. I just happen to believe differently. God will reveal all when His Kingdom is at hand.






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  20. Re:Basic Math 101 for creationists by gjp · · Score: 1

    You know what simultaneously amuses the living hell out of me, and pisses me off incredibly?

    The way slashdot folks will just *pile on* to criticize anyone stating a Christian belief, yet let pass *equally retarded* statements from the luddite/anti-nuke/anti-genetic-science crowd.

    Just for the record, because I'm sure someone will pipe up and squeal that I must be some 'fundie' trying to defend religion, I don't believe in creationism, and I don't think that there's any guiding higher power out there...not God, not Gaia, nothing.

    But watching you oh-so-cool children of the 80s posture and preen as you rip into a religionist, while ignoring the *completely fucking retarded* beliefs of the scientifically ignorant folks that fear genetic manipulation or nuclear power just gets my (non-endangered) goat.

  21. Re:Basic Math 101 for creationists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science Will Save Us are more annoying than statements of pure religious faith, because at least the latter ACKNOWLEDGE what it is.

    Eh, who said anything about saving anyone? I was simply saying a moronic fundamentalist was illiterate (coz he couldn't subtract 2 numbers) . But since you too have difficulty reading, perhaps...

    Speaking of "saving", next time you need medical attention, brush off the physician. Tell him you don't need science to save your life, and go to the preacher. I've heard he works miracles. :)

  22. deadly virii? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ancient virii we are no longer immune to.

    people shaking and vomiting blood within hours of exposure; dead in less than a day -- blood running from every orifice.

    i have heard that caution is recommended when exposing any frozen tissue more than about 100 years old due to this issue.

    this is a major exposure to well preserved tissue that is much older.

    hope thay are careful and don't end up killing everyone.

    1. Re:deadly virii? by Feral+Wylde+I · · Score: 1

      More likely, the clone or hybrid may not be resistant to our current virii. 3,000 - 23,000 years is forever in microbiology

  23. Re:ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If their beliefs are so obviously bad and dangerous, why are you worried that people might pay attention to them?

    ?

    Are you suggesting that my children ought to be taught, in science class, that the Universe is 6,000 years old? Or that when some religious lunatic on the radio calls for people to "rise up and butcher Muslims", we should all say "Awwww, isn't that cute .. they have obscure religious beliefs! Let's snap some photographs!"

    Uh uh.

    It just all boils down to intellectual elitism

    No, it doesn't. The entire Universe was not poofed into existence 6,000 years ago. To even entertain the notion is offensive to common sense and humanity. If it makes me an "intellectual elitist" to oppose the teaching of such nonsense to my children, well .. color me elitist, I guess. My kids received enough religious brainwashing at the hands of their estranged mother; they don't need any more of it, and they certainly won't be getting it from public schools, thank you very much ..

    and it's your God-given (sorry, science-given) duty to 'save them from themselves.'

    Wrong again.

    As far as I'm concerned, people can delude themselves in whatever fashion they see fit. Doesn't matter a fuck-all to me. However, the line should (and does) get drawn when they attempt to legislate their delusion to make it compulsory. Uh uh. Sorry, won't happen. If you want to sit at home and worship a bloodthirsty clown that orbits Saturn and wants you to kill trumpet players with a meat cleaver, then that's all fine and dandy. But you ain't gonna be teaching my kids about it.

  24. Re:How did it freeze so fast? by Dudemar · · Score: 1

    That is an excellent question. If you're interested in some speculation, check out Immanuel Velikovsky's Earth in Upheaval.

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  25. Causes of extinction -> humans by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

    > If you are not the fittest then in time you will die out

    Yeah, let's nuke the Amazon rainforest. The wussy bugs and trees don't deserve to live now that we have the means to obliterate them! It's only a matter of time anyway before they die out anyway.

    > - I don't necessarily hold the same opinion for animals which have been eradicated by humans. Also, I am not the worlds greatest historian and I don't know what it was that killed them off

    OK, this is the score. Wooly mamoths, the European rinocerous and the sabertoothed cat all died out at about the same time that homo sapiens (our great granparents) started wandering about the landscape and throwing spears around. Note that these are all large mamals that would be either tasty to cavepersons (mamoth, rhino) or compete for space in caves and try to eat thier children (sabretoothed cat). Hmm.

    > I don't necessarily hold the same opinion for animals which have been eradicated by humans

    So you should be in favour of bringing back the mamoth. Or perhaps humans "au naturel" before civilisation don't count? You cannot draw lines like that.

    Humankind was, is and always will be a part of nature, and a extinction caused by humans is as "natural" as any other.

    That doesn't mean I won't miss the bengal tiger though. Which life is worth more - a person or a gorilla? Hm, let's see, there are 6 billion people, a few 1000 gorillas in existence. I'd have to go with the gorilla.


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  26. Re:the European community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Given their recent reactions to genetically engineered products of any kind whatsoever, I would guess that the product would not be received with kindness.

    A mamooth would not be genetically modified. The point of the EU is that we don't know at all what are the effect on genetically modified products.

  27. Re:Not 20,000 years -- only 3,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is a scientific fact. Science can never dis-prove God. Only change our knowledge on how the universe he created works. Man at one time believed the universe rotated around the Earth and that was Gods plan. They even had biblical proof! well guess what, Mans interpitation was wrong. According to Catholic theology evolution did happen, they call Theolistic evolution, or something like that. And just to point it out, evolutions does not mean we come from monkeys, but share a common ancester. 7 days is a long time in God time. OUT

  28. Mmm...burger by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

    Clone 'em up real good.


    Think of the novelty...mammoth burgers!

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    1. Re:Mmm...burger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, its 50% wooley mammoth, the egg is elephant so it will just be partial mammoth and partial Elephant, the freak elephant Kid,"Hey Look, that elephant has fur" Parent,"No honey, its a wooley mammoth" Zoo Keeper,"Thats both, and its also lunch!"

    2. Re:Mmm...burger by homebru · · Score: 1


      Mmm... Wooley burger

  29. Re:Jurassic park. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worse case scenerio: Mamoth gets LOOSE, and wanders amiable until recaptured.

  30. Re:Um, not really... by evilWurst · · Score: 1

    Ah, but it's not quite THAT bad. If the subject was of child bearing/siring age (I don't know if it's male or female), then you've probably got a generous ammount of sperm or eggs to work with, which, if I'm remembering my high school biology correctly, already have some variance from the parent built in. Plus this genetic material is better protected than that of the other cells. Plus if the subject is female, you eliminate the (IMHO pointless) debate about mitochondria, because you can use hers directly. And as for keepinng the population stable, well, you can keep infusing "fresh" clones into the population for as long as you want, which would tend to at least keep the population true to its starting point. And if you didn't breed the 'failures' back into the pool, the population would eventually stabilize over many generations. That aside, it's still a massive undertaking, and any race bred from one subject will not be completely true to the original population. But its not as hard as it might seem at first glance. The real question is, as always, what purpose does this serve? What the hell are we gonna do with a bunch of Wooly Mammoths with no real native habitat? Will this accomplish anything besides 1) proving it can be done 2) having some live ones to study 3) adding cool new creatures to the local zoo? -evilWurst

  31. [h]mmmmmmm... by cdlu · · Score: 1

    paraphrased: 'at a constant temperature of -12C to -13C, (8-9F). Very constant. :)

    Now i'm wondering, what do you do in a power failure? You have a huge, several thousand year old meat pack in your lab freezer, and it begins to defrost.......now I see where the Mickey D's reference comes from. :)

    1. Re:[h]mmmmmmm... by Sensei^ · · Score: 1

      the cave where they are working on the mammoth remains at a constant temperature below -freezing. for them to give exact temps i thought would confuse people.

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    2. Re:[h]mmmmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, funny, but actually it's in an ice cellar in a cave. I don't think they are using electricity.

  32. Re:y'all don't get it do you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said it, bub. ;)

  33. Possibilities by dkh2 · · Score: 1
    If it works, we're just one step closer to that truly authentic remakes of "The Flintstones" and "Clan of the Cave Bear."

    On deck: Sabre-toothed cats.
    In the hole: Stegosaurs, Brontosaurs, and Pterosaurs.

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  34. Why... by drix · · Score: 1

    do we have to play God? I like my life. My life will be just fine without watching this tortured creature being resurrected in the name of science.

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    1. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well why do i have the image of a priest in a boat getting the sack?

      BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL, DUFUS!!

    2. Re:Why... by monstar · · Score: 1

      >I don't think it's possible to know what the
      >longterm effects, of the introduction of
      >geneticly modified creatures, on our environment
      >will be.

      its called evolution. it happens all the time.

    3. Re:Why... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Using science to prove creation is much better than placing science and God on opposite sides.

      I agree.

      Science explains HOW, Relegion explains WHY.
      2 sides of the same coin ;-)

      Cheers

    4. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No your wrong Science explains HOW and WHY relegion wastes times and holds us back..

    5. Re:Why... by sterwill · · Score: 1

      There is no Ark. Thus, no one has ever been near it. Everyone dies. How easy an argument you have, thumping your Bible all day long.

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    6. Re:Why... by sterwill · · Score: 1

      Except for Creationists! *rimshot*

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    7. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For god sake, lighten up will ya. Tortured creature???? Umm..IT'S DEAD!! D.E.A.D. I find it infinitely hard to imagine scientist "torturing" a dead carcass. I don't think the poor Mammoth will mind the odd anal probe!

    8. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, I havent gotten my account yet and this is a different person. I agree with the clone idea, it is a great possibillity to find more about the past or to bring the past back, if the wooly mammoth had a virus on it deadly to the world it would be a pretty bad thing. Though there are slim chances of that happening I still believe that we should clone it, even though it will be hunted down 10-100 years from now and probabally killed for tusks/meat/??? not my problem, that is of course they somehow make Cryogenics (Spelt wrong I know) for the entire world to have for there personal use, but thats a slim chance of that happening. Oh yeah, even though we have the antitank rifle, the guided missile and all that stuff it may adapt. Or not, whatever, clone the thing, some of these conversations are mostly just theories, ENOUGH THEORIES! CLONE THE THING ALREADY AND MAKE THESE THEORIES TRUE OR FALSE!

    9. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tortured creature in question is the poor elephant mother. Do paleobiologists even know how big to expect the infant to be? Another questoin is how much money do we need to spend on "hey that's cool" ideas with little or no scientific value?

    10. Re:Why... by Field+Marshall+Stack · · Score: 1
      do we have to play God?

      Because if we don't, WHO WILL? Answer me that, eh?
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    11. Re:Why... by Foogle · · Score: 1
      Well why does it have to be looked at as "playing god"? I'm a creationist, but I don't see any reason to be exclusive in my thoughts. Just because God has created life, doesn't mean that we can't do the same. There are a number of things that occur in nature than man has succeed in duplicating. I don't consider generating electricity to be "Playing God".

      In other words - why not?

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    12. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, I'm sure there's absolutely no scientific value in having a live specimen cloned from an animal that's been dead for 23 000 years. What could you possibly learn?

    13. Re:Why... by Ripat · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about religion here... Just my personal belief that it's stupid to mess with stuff that you really doesn't understand.

      For the record: I'm not a christian.

    14. Re:Why... by Ripat · · Score: 1

      Sure, I suppose it's evolution, but if we are going to affect it in this way (cloning dead creatures) I think we should make sure that we change it to the better. And to do that we have to know much more about what we are fooling around with.


      And for the record: I'm not a christian, and definitly not a creationist


    15. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just what is the timing of the end???? the outcome. Christians have the logic of a rock. They don't need proof....they just need beliefs. What a joke.

    16. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: So how would religion explain why the Sun currently puts out the heat it does? A: My son, God has made it so. Q: And why is the universe expanding A: My son, God has made it so. Q: And why do we revolve around the sun? A: My son, God has made it so. Well, I've certainly learned a lot. Thanks for the exchange.....

    17. Re:Why... by SL33Z3 · · Score: 2

      I'll agree. I'm one of the most right-wing baptist, "Bible-thumping" believers you'll find. God set certain laws in place on this earth. Just because man creates life from existing life doesn't mean he's "playing God". He is simply using the same principals that God set in motion on this earth to replicate. Furthermore, if you truly believe, as I do, that God created man in His own likeness then you'd realize that this includes the desire to "create". I believe if God didn't intend for this to happen, he would have made it impossible to do what we have thus far. Using science to prove creation is much better than placing science and God on opposite sides.


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    18. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do we have to play God?

      cause he doesn't exist and we're the closest thing to him.

    19. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cause he doesn't exist

      That's just your belief, not everyones.

    20. Re:Why... by chris_strong · · Score: 2

      Tortured creature? "Resurrected in the name of science?"

      How about resurrected in the name of fuzzy critters with trunks?

      How is the mammoth "tortured"? Because after death he did not rot with the Glory Of Nature? Because pleistocene worms were deprived of a meal?

      I'm all for the cloning. I hope that I shall soon
      see mammoths grazing across the permafrost.

      Wonderful animals, Mammoths...

    21. Re:Why... by Bill+Currie · · Score: 1

      'Cause we killed the mammoths off in the first place?

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    22. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Really? Thanks for pointing that out.. I was under the impression I was expressing an opinion that everyone shared in the entire world. Thanks for setting me straight...

    23. Re:Why... by Skim123 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. God is no more than a group of scientists on a planet like Earth. Perhaps our Universe was created on accident, or was "unknowingly" created by a bunch of overzealous scientists on some planet...

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    24. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God created humans in his own image, to be in many ways like Him. Says so in the Bible.

      One of things that means is that humans will create things, and will master life itself to some extent. That appears to be what God had in mind.

      I don't see anything sacreligious in cloning extinct creatures. God made them, too, why should He object if we want to take a look at a live one?

    25. Re:Why... by Ripat · · Score: 1

      Consider what would happen if you put a big, really huge, over sized, canon in a small rowboat. What happens if you fire it? The boat sinks...


      I think that it's pretty much the same thing as if we are trying to play with the foundations of life, without first knowing all the rules.


      I don't think it's possible to know what the longterm effects, of the introduction of geneticly modified creatures, on our environment will be.


    26. Re:Why... by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Consider what would happen if you put a big, really huge, over sized, canon in a small rowboat. What happens if you fire it? The boat sinks...

      I think that's pretty much the same thing as trying to play toothpicks.

      Leave it up to religious types to always make these really cool stories - and then lose all logic when trying to relate them with reality. eg. "Blah1 is good, blah2 is good, god is good, therefore god must exist and he must be the exact same god that exists in our version of the bible".


      It won't be possible to know the long term effects unless we try it. If we didn't try ANYTHING at all, we wouldn't be where we are at now. Obviously it'll have some effect if we repopulate northern europe with mammoths - but then that would have happened anyway if the mommoths weren't killed off.

      Lets say that species1 dies, species 2 gets an advantage and multiplies heaps. If species1 is reintroduced thru cloning, people would complain that species2's population would decline. But species2's population would have always been that low had species1 not died.
      Ofcourse, species1 did die, but then, the point is it really doesn't make much of an impact on the whole....in the long term.

    27. Re:Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...well, we do already play God every day.

      The Medical system is a God Complex.

      If you really believe in God, His Powers, His Holyness, and Your (Self-)Righteousness, then stop going to the doctor... in other words, put Your Money where Your Mouth is.

      If you really believe in God, then you WOULD favor banning firearms, capital punishment, and all those other "life" things, because only God should determine the natural outcome of someone else's life, no?

      "Your logic ties me up and arrest me..."
      Doo doo doo...dah dah dah...



    28. Re:Why... by SegFault · · Score: 1

      I believe if God didn't intend for this to happen, he would have made it impossible to do what we have thus far.

      Be careful what you are saying here - your wording implies something I don't think you meant. Just because something can happen or that we can do something, doesn't neccessarily mean that we should do it. For example, I can hunt you down and kill you. But I could not justify doing so by saying that God made this possible. On the other hand I do believe that God delights in our discovering the world much like parents delight in watching their children in the playpen.

      But thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.

      -SegFault

    29. Re:Why... by SL33Z3 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but I do mean this to a point.While it may be possible for you to hunt me down and kill me, that would only be possible if The Lord had willed it to happen. Had God not wanted us to have the ability to re-create on this world, He would have made it impossible. For one such example, let us think of how many have gone after the "somewhat discovered" Noah's Ark. My belief is that God does not want man to actually be able to photograph and document this because he doesn't want people worshiping the ship. Everyone that has been near this thing has either died or couldn't get close enough to tell you with 100% certainanty what it was. God doesn't want it to happen, or doesn't want it to happen yet and therefore it hasn't.


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  35. Re:It is refreshing by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Actually, evidence is that primitive humans DID play a significant role in the extinction of the woolly mammoth and quite a few other species -- along the North American west coast, the mammoth's range shrank contiguous with the increase of territory inhabited by prehistoric humans.

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  36. Mammoth by SL33Z3 · · Score: 1

    Didn't we learn anything from Jurasic Park? *grin*

    Nah What the hell, lets clone it and see what city he goes after first. There is the REAL study.

    (My bet is on san fran).

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    1. Re:Mammoth by Darchmare · · Score: 1

      No, but the last time someone has was when we carried around spears and rocks. In this day and age of elephant guns, anti-tank missiles, and napalm, I think the advantage may have shifted just a little bit.

      I loved Jurassic Park, but it's not the gospel. It was an interesting idea extrapolated for entertainment value.

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    2. Re:Mammoth by Imperator · · Score: 1
      Just imagine the headlines...

      "Wimpy City Terrorized by Furry Herbivorous Mammal"

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    3. Re:Mammoth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wimpy City?

      Wow, you've never actually BEEN to San Francisco, have you?

  37. Re:Hmm cloning... skeptical... by Mawbid · · Score: 1
    Well, that'll help us map the DNA of the mammoth, but mapping it and finding/producing complete DNA molecules are two different things. To clone the creature, we need the latter.

    I wonder if I'll ever get to try mammoth steak.
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  38. Again? by Foogle · · Score: 2
    Didn't we already have a story about this? Maybe I'm just having a serious case of Deja-Vu.

    Anyway, I think this is ultra-cool. To use an elephant to give birth to a mammoth is kind of an interesting idea. I don't think any animal has ever given birth to a child of a different species before. The whole idea is amazing.

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    1. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a Japanese researcher who is searching the world for Mamoth testicles and ovaries since he wants to bring them back. This was in an issue of discover this past spring.

    2. Re:Again? by cdlu · · Score: 1

      Horse + Donkey = Muel (I think i have the order right)
      Elephant + Mammoth + Scientist = Mammoth
      no wait...... :)

    3. Re:Again? by Ice_Hole · · Score: 1

      I remember reading the same thing.. I don't know if it was on slashdot or I saw it on the news, but I remember it, and it was actually quite a long time ago. At least 2 weeks ago.. Oh well..

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    4. Re:Again? by dr · · Score: 1
      I think it's interesting that there doesn't seem to be too much of a grey area on this subject; either you're totally for the idea of bringing the mammoth back to life or you're against it.

      While I do think it would be 'neat' (I hate that word) to have the mammoth around again, I'm pretty sure that much thought would have to be put into issues like it's affect on the food chain. I also think there would be a huge market for them immediately on the black market as everyone would want to have their own 'piece' of a wooly mammoth. As long as the best interests of all involved (mostly those of the mammoth) I'm all for this kind of use of technology. If not, and the mammoth is just being brought back to life so we can hunt it and such, I'm against it. (So, I guess it's balck and white for me too, except I can't make up my mind... *grin*)

    5. Re:Again? by Kyobu · · Score: 1

      I don't knw about mammoth (they died on their own), but for animals that were driven to extinction by humans, I'm entirely in favor of resurrection. Mammoth might have trouble surviving in such a climatically and environmentally different world, though.

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    6. Re:Again? by peter · · Score: 1

      Well, you got the equation right, but you mis-typed
      one of the variables. (I'm feeling pedantic now :)
      s/Muel/Mule/
      #define X(x,y) x##y

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    7. Re:Again? by clawson · · Score: 1

      Umm... I think this would be more along the lines of having a Cape Buffalo give birth to a Holstein calf.

      Elephant & Wooly Mammoth are probably not that much more different.

    8. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that humans having been driven to extinction by humans is at least a mainstream theory.

    9. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mammoths driven to extinction by humans, I meant. *sigh*

    10. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we had a story about this already.. it was named "Scientists Hope to Clone Woolly Mammoth", and can be found from http://slashdot.org/articles/99 /10/02/2044206.shtml

      Of course this is still news, because back then, the scientists hadn't found anything good enought to actually try the cloning, but now the things seems to be different..

  39. One and the same by Ccaves · · Score: 1

    This is the same beast they plan on cloning in the future. The only fully intact, and mummified mammoth known.

  40. It is refreshing by Deitheres · · Score: 2

    It is refreshing to know that we have come to the point technologically, scientifically, and medically that we can begin to re-populate the earth with the animals we brought to extinction. Yes I am aware that we did not bring the woolly mammoths to extinction, but I think there will be other efforts to clone animals we have killed off (the tasmanian wolf comes to mind). It makes you wonder about the Star Trek movie where they have to go back in time for the whales... heheh they could've just cloned one :-)

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    1. Re:It is refreshing by AngryMob · · Score: 1

      Not to bust your bubble or anything, but the Neanderthals were not our ancestors, they were our contemporaries, probably driven to extinction by war/competition with homo sapiens or maybe homo sapiens sapiens, depending on what you believe.

      As to mammoths, most theories hold that we (homo sapiens) chased them into North America and finished them off here.

      SA

    2. Re:It is refreshing by Anthony · · Score: 1

      we have killed off (the tasmanian wolf comes to mind). It makes you wonder about the Star Trek movie
      where they have to go back in time for the whales... heheh they could've just cloned one :-)

      Actually it was the Tasmanian Tiger (Thylacinus sp) we killed off. I'm sure I've read mumblings about reconstructing them from mummified remains from the mainland or perhaps Tasmanian Tigers that had spent time with a taxidermist.

      Of course there are numerous "sightings" of these creatures every year. Even more than Elvis I bet.

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    3. Re:It is refreshing by GFD · · Score: 1

      Errr, there are at least a few theories that, *cough*, the woolly mammoths were hunted to extinction by our famous ancestors, the neanderthals.

    4. Re:It is refreshing by garcia · · Score: 1

      I would rather see something like the giant dragonfly. 80cm wingspan... Now that, that would be sweet :)

    5. Re:It is refreshing by Digital_Fiend · · Score: 1

      Oooh, slingshot fodder! Yeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwww.......

      Use the Blah, Luke.
      warren

    6. Re:It is refreshing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a fossil record that proves that horses were hunted to extinction on the North American continent, before being re-introduced by European settlers. By the noble never-hurt-Mother-Earth Native Americans no less. Rendered extinct before they could be domesticated.

    7. Re:It is refreshing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, more like our famous first cousins. Neanderthals were a step to the left rather than a step below homo spaiens.

  41. Re:In Khatanga? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually with all this talk of eons and waiting for things to happen I'm sure that they may not have had electricity, but they surely had Windows and were waiting on the reboot.

  42. Re:New sig by radja · · Score: 1

    actually I don't think he's discovered the mammoth, but he got called in pretty soon, being one of the world's leading experts on mammoths. What's also nice is the fact that it fell on some plants, and those plants seem to have remained reasonably intact (just a little squashed, but that's what you get for laying under a dead mammoth for 3000+ years)

    //rdj

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  43. Advanced Thawing Techniques by jeff.paulsen · · Score: 2
    ``In April we will return to Khatanga,'' Mol said. They will use a rack of hair dryers to thaw out the block, layer by layer, and examine every speck of plant matter and animals remains they can find in the soil surrounding the mammoth.

    Hair dryers?

    Also catch the link at the bottom: Russian Scientist Denies Whole Mammoth Unearthed. Some question as to how much of the beast's remains remain; it may be just wool and bones.

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    1. Re:Advanced Thawing Techniques by livewirevoodoo · · Score: 1

      I saw this on a list of Murphy's laws of combat but I think It applies to just about everything...

      If its stupid but it works, its not stupid.

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    2. Re:Advanced Thawing Techniques by Bill+Currie · · Score: 2
      What's wrong with hair driers? I use one whenever I defrost the fridge, and it works really well. Other tools in my arsenal include (but is not limited to):
      • hot water (to provide extra head
      • screwdriver (I don't have a real ice pick)
      • towels (to catch the water)
      • fan (extra air flow)
      Don't knock the humble hair dryer, they can do wonders. Hmmm, thinking of the one in the Space Balls movie, that would rip through my fridge right quick, and wouldn't do too bad a job on the mammoth either.
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    3. Re:Advanced Thawing Techniques by mattbee · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the genetic engineer in South Park and his `advanced thawing techniques' :-)

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  44. Re:mammoth herds and food sources by mantis_p · · Score: 1

    Dude... so you are saying having a monstrously huge creature grazing about "useless" land isn't going to cause any environmental problems? WTF? These creatures became extinct for a fuckin' reason and the idea that we could have them running about like some pack of new-age cows is absurd. Their sheer size alone would wreak havok on land: their shit would pollute watersheds and their enormous feet would trample ground and cause erosion.

    We already have enough problems with cows and at least they aren't large enough to trample or eat people.

  45. Yep, We Killed 'em! by Skip666Kent · · Score: 1

    I thought neanderthals were vegetarians. Big, flat teeth and all that for grinding instead of cutting. We (australopithecus afarensis?) won out by our ability to subsist on carrion and vegetation alike.

    Hunting was very touch and go in the beginning, with often as many (or more) hunters killed as prey (when dealing with mammoths, at least.

    The technological innovation of the atlatl is believed to have changed this very drastically. The atlatl is a devestatingly simple device which allows a single person to throw a spear with vastly superior accuracy and power than with his or her arm alone.

    The odds were very suddenly reversed, with one man often killing more than one mammoth.

    Must have been a real blast until the population died down, at which point there was probably a lot of suffering due to the vastly increased populations of humans.

    Same old same old!

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  46. Re:Not 20,000 years -- only 3,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all. Elephants are not descendants of mammoths. They are cousins in much the same way we are cousins of Gorillas and Chimpanzees. A closer analogy would be the extinct Neanderthals which lived at the same time as homosapiens.

  47. Re:How did it freeze so fast? by mantis_p · · Score: 1

    This does not make sense to me... however, although I do not know for certain on this, since we have not heard of other mammoths being found in a condition as good as this particular mammoth it is my assumption that not many are found as well-preserved. Yes, there were likely many mammoths in Siberia... but were all suddenly frozen? Probably not.

    ~mantis

  48. this is nothing new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discovery Channnel ran an episode about a year ago where a group of scientists went to a Siberian Glacier looking to find another intact Mammoth. At that time they found quite a few decomposed corpse, but not the quality specimen they were in search of. What they need is the preseved sperm so that we can try bring out a resesive gene that they believe other existing elephants have from the Mammoth. Some background to this ... There was an elephant that was studied sometime within the last 20 years that had very simliar charetaristics to that of a Mammoth, though they have been extinct for 20,000 years. A larger raised forhead really... As for cloning I am not sure if the intent was to try and replicate the animal, though it seems logical to do given the situation. It was inevitable that we would find another if we kept looking ;) I know my spelling sux, please fogive.

  49. Uga Booga, Uga Booga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    d00d, if Darrell Hannah is even a close rep. to what early cave women looked like then I am ready to regress back to animal fur and caves! ;) Uga Booga...

  50. Re:Not 20,000 years -- only 3,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you are confusing Copernicus and Galileo.

  51. Yes, there was a story about this before. by DHartung · · Score: 2

    But, duh, that was before they succeeded in getting the carcass out of the ice. Can we have a single freaking slashdot update, once, where some bozo doesn't ask "didn't we talk about this already"?

    Otherwise I'm going to start posting "didn't we talk about this already?" posts in every Linux-vs-Microsoft thread, I swear.

    Sheesh. You'd think people paid to use the place.
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    1. Re:Yes, there was a story about this before. by Foogle · · Score: 1
      Hey Hey, I was just asking - I couldn't remember where I read about it. And anyway, this story was a different angle on it. Deal.

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  52. Poacher's dream? by Buggernut · · Score: 1

    So how long until they're hunted for ivory or for medicinal purposes for the Chinese?

    1. Re:Poacher's dream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hunted? Why hunt them when you can farm them? It appears no one really gives a darn if you slaughter creatures as long as you are breeding them and paying to feed them.

      Mammoth Farms!!! We want mammoth farms!

  53. Hey... by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 1

    You know, with enough of those things, I bet you could make a great beowulf cluster! G

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  54. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was Noah and his wife. Then, there were his 3 sons Shem, Ham, and Japeth along with their wives. That is 8 people assuming that each man only had 1 wife.

  55. ATTENTION: Tom Hanks by Skip666Kent · · Score: 1

    There's a really great movie idea in the making here.

    A mammoth, recently resurrected to glorious fanfare and world-wide acclaim, soon finds himself alone in the City, where even the bright lights, the hookers and the orange circus peanuts can't appease the emptiness he feels inside, until suddenly, just when he's just about to end it all by snorting up a drum full of drain-cleaner, he get's a mysterious phone call from a wacky Russian scientist (played by Christopher Lloyd), who turns out to be the one that found his 'mother' in the first place, but who got brushed aside by the media and science establishment alike in the initial fanfare of the find. He's found another carcass, in even better condition than the first, but if the world finds out about it, it could be taken away, and our hero would lose his only chance at finding True Love. The Wacky Scientist has a plan, but no, it's impossible...or is it?...

    This movie proposal is, of course, released and available for use under the terms and conditions of the GPL.

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  56. Re:ummmmmm by mantis_p · · Score: 1

    I am sorry pal, but very bad and very dangerous ideas are frequently paid attention once they get enough air-time (take, for example, your friend and mine, Hitler).

    Call it elitist, call it anti-Christian, call it what you like... but when someone even THINKS that Earth is only 6,000 years old I (and everyone else) has a right to call that idea plain...
    S-T-U-P-I-D.

    ~mantis

  57. Jurassic park. by dodobh · · Score: 1

    This is probably offtopic, but isn't this exactly what was being done in Jurassic park? There blood from dinosaurs was used to provide DNA, here its a wooly mammoth. What the hell happens if something goes wrong? And this isn't an isolated Cuban island either.

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    1. Re:Jurassic park. by Darchmare · · Score: 1

      Pssst... 'Jurassic Park' was a movie. Those dinosaurs? They weren't real.

      (slowly backs away, grabs tranquilizers)

      :>


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    2. Re:Jurassic park. by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

      I should point out that unlike the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, mammals don't spontaneously change sex.

      Not to mention that these will hardly be breeding out of control even if eventually other mammoths of the opposite sex are cloned. If this species was only nine feet tall as an adult, it couldn't be harder to control than an African elephant.

      Finally, remember we used to hunt these things several thousand years ago. If we could kill them with spears, we can kill them with guns.

  58. Re:100 degrees? by Dan+B. · · Score: 1

    Of course if F. It's an American comment. Don't you know they re the only ones that still use that silly imperial system...

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  59. Re:I'd rather clone Neanderthals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there are any preserved Neanderthals, clone them. I'd be more interested in the differences between us and all the other humanoids we killed off.

    You're in luck! There are still some Young-Earth Creationists (YECs) around; you can examine these fossils instead. These creatures have the same mental prowess of our Neanderthal ancestors, and you can examine them without all of that digging!

    Whatta deal! :-)

  60. ummmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The way slashdot folks will just *pile on* to criticize anyone stating a Christian belief, yet let pass *equally retarded* statements from the luddite/anti-nuke/anti-genetic-science crowd.
    The "luddite/anti-nuke/anti-genetic-science crowd" is not trying to infect public education and teach our children that the entire universe is 6000 years old. They are not going onto the radio airwaves and proclaiming that God wants us to butcher homosexuals a dozen at a time. Some beliefs are stupider and more dangerous than others. Some beliefs deserve more vigorous examination than others. And yes, some beliefs deserve to be "piled on."

    (No, I'm not claiming that the beliefs I listed above are held by average Christians. It's not average Christians that come under attack. It's the fundamentalist zealots and their dangerous views. And they deserve attacks. IMHO.)

    -- just another child of the 60's
    1. Re:ummmmmm by gjp · · Score: 1

      Really? Tell me how a religionist's faith-driven belief that god watches each of us and will punish us for doing wrong is different from an eco-nut's belief that using nuclear power or genetic tech will unleash horrors to kill us all.

      NEITHER is based on anything remotely resembling scientific evidence, every single bit of which shows that there's not a goddam (god added for emphasis, natch) thing to fear from the aforementioned technologies.

      Now try to be honest and tell me there _isn't_ a huge line of propoganda being fed to the general population that gene-tinkering is bad, and nuclear power is horrible. You want to talk infection? How about a world that shies away from genetically modified crops which could feed millions of starving people, held back by some addle-pated idiots that fear genetech as though it were, say, witchcraft in the puritan era.

      I call bullshit on eco-views. I call bullshit twice. You neo-pagan, christian-hating, gaia-loving people are just another herd of sheep. You don't have the knowledge to even hold an opinion, and you don't have the gumption to bother to inform yourselves about the issues you feel free to spout your ridiculous opinions on.

      If this were the middle ages and you twinkies were anti-religion, I'd be impressed. Realistically, though, you'd be baa'ing in front of the papal rostrum. 99% of the folks here that think themselves so incredibly brilliant for being anti-religion and anti-science are just another herd following the current cool thing. Dont' bother educating yourselves, it'll only hurt your wooly little minds.

      Meanwhile, you can content yourselves with the thought that, though millions may eventually die for your beliefs, well, they're poor and dark-skinned, and at least you're politically correct.

      Baa.

      Get along, lil' dogies!

      --GP.


    2. Re:ummmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Really? Tell me how a religionist's faith-driven belief that god watches each of us and will punish us for doing wrong is different from an eco-nut's belief that using nuclear power or genetic tech will unleash horrors to kill us all.
      *yawn*

      NEITHER is based on anything remotely resembling scientific evidence, every single bit of which shows that there's not a goddam (god added for emphasis, natch) thing to fear from the aforementioned technologies.
      *checks watch*

      Now try to be honest and tell me there _isn't_ a huge line of propoganda being fed to the general population that gene-tinkering is bad, and nuclear power is horrible. You want to talk infection? How about a world that shies away from genetically modified crops which could feed millions of starving people, held back by some addle-pated idiots that fear genetech as though it were, say, witchcraft in the puritan era.
      *wonders if he left the oven on*

      I call bullshit on eco-views. I call bullshit twice. You neo-pagan, christian-hating, gaia-loving people are just another herd of sheep. You don't have the knowledge to even hold an opinion, and you don't have the gumption to bother to inform yourselves about the issues you feel free to spout your ridiculous opinions on.
      *drums fingers*

      If this were the middle ages and you twinkies were anti-religion, I'd be impressed. Realistically, though, you'd be baa'ing in front of the papal rostrum. 99% of the folks here that think themselves so incredibly brilliant for being anti-religion and anti-science are just another herd following the current cool thing. Dont' bother educating yourselves, it'll only hurt your wooly little minds.
      *streeeeeeeetch*

      Meanwhile, you can content yourselves with the thought that, though millions may eventually die for your beliefs, well, they're poor and dark-skinned, and at least you're politically correct.
      *rolls eyes*

      You know, I could respond to this childish tirade by pointing out several things. For example, I myself am a Christian (my only wish is to stamp out rabid fundamentalism.) And I have no problems whatsoever with nuclear power or genetic engineering. I could point these things out, but I think it would be more fun to goad you on. See, after reading your rant above, I've got this image of you: an enraged man, lower lip trembling, pounding out manifestos on the keyboard as if possessed by a demon. I suppose it's fun for you to imagine that everybody that you correspond with online is exactly the type of person that you so vehemently hate. So I, being the genuinely nice guy that I am, am more than happy to oblige your fantasy!

      So here goes:

      Nuclear power is evil. So is genetic engineering. Any scientists who participate in these fields of study should be rounded up, put into camps, and butchered. Anybody who defends these horrible people ought to have their name placed on a list where they can be monitored by the government. If they get out of line, they will be arrested and subsequently slaughtered. Praise Jesus .. don't praise nuclear power or genetic engineering. Nuclear power is responsible for most of global warming. The average temperature on Earth has risen four degrees since the first nuclear reactor went online. Most proponents of genetic engineering are rabid, promiscuous homosexuals. This proves that it is useful to round them all up into camps and dismember them.

      So take that, dick.

      :-)

      Oh, by the way: baaaaaaaaaaaaa
    3. Re:ummmmmm by gjp · · Score: 1

      Whee, ad hominems r us!

      You've neatly managed to avoid the point, so I'll condense it for you:

      Otherwise intelligent-seeeming folks these days will expend considerable time jumping on an irrational belief if it contains a reference to, or places its basis in, Christianity.

      Meanwhile, beliefs just as irrational, when stated by the eco-sensitive contingent, are mostly left uncriticized.

      This is, basically (imho, of course), because it's just so gosh-darn cool these days to rip on Christians. You can just *feel* the smug attitude of intellectual superiority that goes into most posts attacking Christians. I just felt like pointing out that most folks making these posts wouldn't be so brave, were it not so socially acceptible to attack religious beliefs these days.

      If you want to think that this post is aimed at you specifically, then feel free to do so. Your stated opposition to irrational beliefs rings a tad hollow in the light of how vehemently you leap to the defense of silly ecological views, however.

      Frankly, I think that holding back progress in areas that could feed and power the poorer nations of the world is a hell of a lot more dangerous than holding the wacky belief that the world was created ab vacuo last Tuesday. YMMV, and apparently it does. Everyone picks their own particular windmills to tilt at; you like picking on 'rabid fundamentalism' and I like jeering at dewy-eyed eco-nuts.

      Of course, I try to restrict my criticism more for the ideas themselves than their proponents, but I'm a closeted hate-filled dick, so what do I know?

      Have a happy day.

      --GP





    4. Re:ummmmmm by gjp · · Score: 1

      A few minutes (and a few beers) later, it occurred to me that I could make my point more clear to you. Here's a synopsis of our relative positions:

      Me: People are criticizing harmless superstition, and letting harmful, unsupported, beliefs pass unscathed. That's fucking stupid.

      You: You're a poopy-head!

      See the difference?

      --GP.

  61. Re:Yes, but... by Battra · · Score: 1

    I don't think we need to worry about a population explosion of cloned mammoths bringing on ecological disaster. Remember, these are *clones*, and as such will have the same configuration of X and Y chromosomes as the original organism.

    So, if the one the one they dug up is male, all clones will be male. If it was female, all of the clones will be female. The only way we could get a population explosion would be if we cloned thousands of mammoths. Since the process is difficult and expensive, I don't think that is very likely.

    It will be very interesting to see if a cloned mammoth would be able to interbreed with a modern elephant. Some of these hybrids (like mules) are sterile, but some others are fertile. That's the only way I could imagine herds of mammoths taking over the planet.

  62. Re:Why clone the darn thing at all? by Dan+B. · · Score: 2

    If you'd have read a little more on the article, they only have a male, ie Mammoth sperm. The article suggest creating a Mammoth-Elephant hybrid using intact sperm, or cloning the existing mammoth with Elephant reproductive parts.

    I think the main reason for this re introductio of a species is for one, to prove we can do it, and two, to provide mankind with another beast of burdon. Sure I think animals should be free to do as they please, but some countries depend on things like this (Note that story about the elephant that stepped on a landmine in Cambodia).

    Regardless, I'd like to see the follow ups on this at it is a useful challenge for "infant technology"

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  63. Re:And one thing more: by TummyX · · Score: 1

    Well duh, isn't that what I said. It'll have some initial effect, but it doesn't matter in the long run.

  64. Re:How did it freeze so fast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, there were likely many mammoths in Siberia... but were all suddenly frozen? Probably not.

    I'm not sure what you're trying to say. You can't have a bunch of mammoths being suddenly frozen? WTF?

    I routinely freeze an array of ice cubes in the freezer, so why can't several wooly mammoths be frozen at the same time?

  65. Re:Not 20,000 years -- only 3,000 by ecampbel · · Score: 1

    Damn, I knew I should have checked before posting! Anyway, point is the same. The Church can be VERY persuasive.

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  66. Re:mammoth herds and food sources by Wooly-Mammoth · · Score: 1

    We already have enough problems with cows and at least they aren't large enough to trample or eat people.

    Gimme a break. I don't go around fucking eating people. WTF?

    And I resent that comparison with a cow. I've never seen a "new-age cow", nor would I care to. But what I do want is a little respect. :(

    w/m

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  67. Modern DNA technique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If there are intact chromosomes, but incomplete complement in individual cells, then isolation of the complete chromosomes could be done from a mixed population of cells. That being said, I have no idea if chromosomes are modified in ways specific to different ("individual?") cell types. Storage of DNA at -40 C is not optimal, but if the tissue never thaws and refreezes it gives the greatest likelihood of finding DNA intact enough to remain as a viable chromosomal units.

    Currently, if you wanted to amplify individual chromosomes, (for genetic screening) it is possible to create transgenic cell lines from common(ly used) cell types. If you want a lot of a single chromosome you can introduce it into cell lines that grow well under known conditions, and screen for stable transformants containing whole chromosomes. The problem may lie in whether or not the chromosome is modified in undetectable ways (by being in a different species host). Creating elephant oocyte hybrids would be best, with the complete replacement of the normal chromosomal complement being the goal. This kind of procedure is now well understood, but we need someone who has worked with elephant cells to provide the basic materials and expertise to accomplish the goal.

  68. Re:How did it freeze so fast? by mantis_p · · Score: 1

    Ok, kids... let's review:

    Original post says thousands of mammoths found in Siberia. Original post says, "How the hell did thousands of mammoths all freeze at the same time?".

    I then say, "Dude, you are missing steps in logic. Cuz thousands of mammoth remains were found in Siberia, and this particular mammoth was found frozen solid in one piece does not necessarily lead to LOGICALLY to the assumption that ALL of the mammoths were frozen solid after they died in ponds and it snowed quickly thereafter."

    I concede that thousands of mammoths have been foudn in Siberia. I concede that some of them froze. I even concede that it is possible that a "bunch" froze. I DO NOT concede that they all fell dead at once and that they all soon thereafter froze solid.

    A similar (although different) leap of logic can be illustrated with your ice cubes. Over the years I am sure you have frozen thousands of ice cubes, and I am sure that you have also found all of those ice cubes in your freezer. Does that mean your freezer can hold thousands of ice cubes? No.

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  69. Re:This isn't likely to be too successful. by Head+Louse · · Score: 1

    Satan is dead - Quintron, The amazing spellcaster and one man band

  70. Re:mammoth herds and food sources by mantis_p · · Score: 1

    Ok... you don't eat people... but what do you have to say to the trampling, hmmmmm?


    ~mantis

  71. Re:Hmmmm by mantis_p · · Score: 1

    "And what about a host? An elephant? And is the DNA in tact?"

    There was mention of elephants as possible (and pretty much the only potential) hosts. There was also mention that the DNA might not be in tact but that if it is an elephant egg would likely be used.

    ~mantis

  72. Re:Mitochondria matters. by Otto · · Score: 3

    Did you notice that the Dolly clone was NOT the same size? There was a BIG size difference. Identical twins are usually about the same size. OK so they shared the same womb and womb environment, but I doubt such a significant size difference can be explained by different womb environments.

    Are you a complete idiot?

    First off, Dolly and Dolly's clone are NOT TWINS! Twins implies birth together. Dolly is two years (?) or so older than the clone. Could this possibly explain size difference? Hmmmm?

    And Mitochondrial DNA has next to no effect on the animal's development. If you really cared, you could have the mDNA identical simply by:

    a) using fertilized eggs from the animal to be cloned to transplant into as well as from (assuming it's female).

    b) same as above, but using fertilized eggs from the mother of the clone to transplant into (since mDNA are passed through the mother's side only).

    Most people agree that it doesn't really matter that much.


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  73. What evidence for creationism is that again? by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see a creationist review of *anything* that did not assume that the bible was the absolute truth... and then use the contents of the bible to argue their point.

    I haven't seen any evidence at all that would tend to support creationism that doesn't assume the existance of a god.

    Recursive logic just doesn't work. If you could show any evidence (On the 'net... URLs would be nice) that tends to support creationism without the usage of self-referencing logic or not-backed-up asumptions -- that would be nice.

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  74. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by Darchmare · · Score: 1

    Let's go back further, though. Adam and Eve. If all genetic material came from those two people, we'd have been extremely inbred.

    Yet Another Place where the bible goes against logic (don't get me started on where the water from the 'great flood' came from or went).

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  75. Re:This isn't likely to be too successful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God is dead, and noone cares. - T. Reznor

  76. Re:Why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What puzzles me is how creationists can possibly think that christianity is true... There were equally valid religions before the chritianity/judaism/islam* block (*they're all pretty similar really). What makes christianity any more valid than the Roman Pantheon, or the Greek Pantheon, or Hindu, or Sumerian, or Aborigine, or Pagan Irish, or Mayan, or Egyptian, or any other of the innumerable religions that exist (many of which were popular when christianity was just a twinkling in a power-mad control-freak would-be priest's eye...) The basis of religion is unquestioning faith. That is to say, by definition, belief in the absence of proof. Science has no absolute truths - there are only theorems, that, if invalidated, are discarded. What has relgion done for us? millenia of stupid wars, suppresion of the social and intellectual development of the populace, etc, etc. What has science? Pretty much the entire modern world, good and bad - but you certainly wouldn't even be reading this without it. www.infidels.org www.lucifer.com

  77. Re:Mammoth might adapt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could evolve then the city would be in a wreck! How did it get on so many continents and survived this long without the T-rex eating it or other meat eating animals! I say its trouble and wont do good, and how about the viruses it has, what if it is transmited into the worlds air and it is infectious to all other organisms?! Oh well, what the hell. Clone the thing if you succeed and it kills, I'll be AWAY from Siberia, who knows, the ice has kept the thing preserved for this long, it'll probabally not even get to these other cold parts!

  78. The humans did it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We didn't bring the mammoths to extinction? The issue isn't settled yet, but I'd bet we were the most important factor. The trend in paleontology seems to be that most such recent extinctions of large animals are well correlated with the arrival of humans in the area.

  79. Re:mammoth herds and food sources by Wooly-Mammoth · · Score: 1

    Well, I must admit I do enjoy a good trampling. *blush*

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  80. Re:what is Beowolf cluster ? by _Lint_ · · Score: 1

    http://www.beowulf.org

  81. Very disingenuous argument by Wooly-Mammoth · · Score: 1

    And evolution itself is a dogma at least as strong as that in any religion.

    That "dogma" is called science. It consists of taking quantitative observations and coming up with a theory to explain them all consistently. Examples of such theories are Newton's theory of gravity, einstein's e=mc^2, Galileo's theories of planetary bodies, etc. The important thing is that the theory has to be *quantitative* AND consistently explain the observation.

    Now, if you call that a dogma, then you're mistaken, for no scientific theory is held on faith. Indeed, many theories are discarded when a better one is discovered which more accurately predicts the universe.

    OTOH, religion is based on faith, and it's not quantitative. That itself makes it totally useless for explaining anything, other than as a means of reassuring your own faith. For example - creationists don't have a consistent, quantitatively established theory. When astrophysics shows us cleary that the Universe is older than 6,000 years, creationists quickly point out that a "year" could be millions of years in the lords viewpoint.

    Just read any of the creationist arguments for "where all the flood water went" for an amusing exercise in bad math.

    Ultimately, you can't compare creationism with any scientific theory because the former is vague and doesn't have to explain anything consistently, while the latter is the opposite.

    Here, let's try this - I hereby propose that the entire universe consists of turtles sitting on other turtles in a recursive array. Now prove me wrong. I can easily come up with vague justifications to brush away any flaw you point out in this theory (why can't we see the turtles? they emit a different wavelength of radiation beyond the visible spectrum).

    See what I mean? You can always start off with a theory, ANY theory, and explain it vaguely.

    Try doing it quantitatively, gimme some URLs (not the comically math-deficient ones with incorrect multiplication), let's see some evidence.

    In fact, the only people I know who have done honest, well-balanced reviews of the evidence on both sides happen to be creationists, since,
    unfortunately, evolutionists tend to dismiss creation as impossible before bothering to look at the facts that support that position.


    Yeah, they also dismiss Islamic scholars , scientologists, rabbis, hari krishnas, and other assorted wise men. We're talking about evidence here, not some airy nebulous theory for the political balancing and appeasing of everyone's sense of importance.

    Don't worry, scientists aren't ignoring you. If you come up with a valid provable theory which stands up to scrutiny, nobody will dismiss it. The problem is that every wacko thinks he has it right and the "scientists are unfairly ignoring my brilliant theory!"

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    1. Re:Very disingenuous argument by dublin · · Score: 2

      I hate to say it, but don't be so dogmatic.

      I agree that scientifically provable truths are important.

      But just as creationism (or your turtles) cannot be proven, niether can some aspects of evolution, particularly macroevolution, which is vital for the whole thing to hang together. This bothers me as it should bother any serious-minded inquirer looking at the evidence. Serious creationists don't dispute the overwhelming evidence for microevolution (that is, gasp, they accept scientific fact), but there is a real dearth of evidence for macroevolution. In fact, numerous people have pointed out that microevolution actually works against macroevolution in the following way: mutations that weaken the species tend to result in non-propagation of that mutation, and mutations which strengthen that species tend to ensure it's survival as a species and discourage the large-scale jumps required to create a new species. This is a serious problem that should be seriously evaluated. Current evolutionary theory has no adquate answer to these concerns.

      I freely admit that some creationists try to shoe-horn a few facts around a pre-determined conclusion, resulting in deplorable science and sometimes even worse theology. Some evolutionists do the same, just without the theology.

      But I am open-minded enough to see that the serious creationists raise some very scientifically valid points. Anyone truly believing in the scientific method realizes that they cannot throw out data points simply because they are inconvenient and still expect to arrive at the truth.

      The remainder of your argument is essentially ad hominem, that anyone with a religious worldview is automatically excluded from consideration, which is ridiculous. Also, remember that although science reveals certain truths, our understanding of them is often woefully incomplete, for instance , a hundred years ago, we "knew as fact" that Newtonian physics was true, and yet Einstein, Heisenberg and others have since revealed that virtually none of Newtonian physics is strictly true, but rather only a useful model within certain bounds.

      Finally, on a related note, I strongly disagree with your assertion that only the quantitative is true. There are many things in life which are demonstrably true but which cannot be quantified, including (but not limited to) all things which have an as-yet-undiscovered scientific explanation.

      Science is a very valuable tool, but it is not applicable in all situations, and attempting to force-fit it is a bit like driving screws with a hammer.

      P.S.: Your choice of where the flood waters went was a prticularly bad choice in light of the fact that I included a link in my original post (which you apparently did not read) from the New Scientist (hardly a creationist bastion) that shows the earth is even now losing tremendous amounts of seawater to the interior of the planet. Does this prove the flood? Of course not, but it should make an open-minded person think, at least.

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    2. Re:Very disingenuous argument by Wooly-Mammoth · · Score: 1

      But I am open-minded enough to see that the serious creationists raise some very scientifically valid points.

      No, they don't. Let me explain why - If theory X is wrong, that doesn't prove theory Y is right.

      Or specifically, if evolution has drawbacks, that doesn't prove creationism.

      Basically, all the "scientifically valid points" of creationism consists of pointing at loopholes in scientific theories, that's pretty much it. Let me explain another fallacy of creationists - you think that because nobody can disprove your theory, it's correct. This is totally stupid

      I can claim that the universe was created today at 11 AM by God, with all the fossils, memories and things in motion. There, prove me wrong. Or I can claim that there there is a purple jello ball at the center of Pluto. Nobody can prove me wrong, so it must be right.

      Do you understand this? In science, you try to prove something, you don't make a claim and assume it's correct unless someone disproves it.

      that anyone with a religious worldview is automatically excluded from consideration

      Nobody is excluding anyone based on this. If you have any evidence, submit it to a recognized journal. It gets peer reviewed and published if it's valid. What you are doing is NOT SUBMITTING any evidence and then claiming you're being dismissed. This is a little like throwing your article in your desk drawer and whining that every newspaper is ignoring you.

      although science reveals certain truths, our understanding of them is often woefully incomplete

      Wait, what are you saying - that religion explains everything?

      I get tired of hearing this over and over - of course science is incomplete! Who said science is total and explains every fucking thing that exists? When William Harvey explained the cardiovascular system, it explained just that - it doesn't explain the entire universe and astrophysics. When Dirac explained anti-matter, it explained precisely that - nobody is claiming that it explains everything in existence.

      OTOH, religion explains nothing at any level, of any phenomenon. It just puts forth a hypothesis and claims it is correct unless someone disproves it. (Read the purple jello example above for why this is stupid).

      I strongly disagree with your assertion that only the quantitative is true. There are many things in life which are demonstrably
      true but which cannot be quantified, including (but not limited to) all things which have an as-yet-undiscovered scientific explanation.


      I didn't say only the quantitative is true - I said a valid theory has to be quantitative. OTOH, vague subjective theories can neither be proved right nor wrong - like your statement above.

      Science...attempting to force-fit it is a bit like driving screws with a hammer.

      To explain biological phenomena with science is force fitting? Then why do you go to a doctor or dentist? that's all they use.

      The only thing science is being fit into is factual phenomena. It's only the religious wackos who think otherwise. Maybe you can correct me...


      flood waters went was a prticularly bad choice in light of the fact that I included a link in my original post

      Read it. It says that water is seeping into the mantle.

      Does this prove the flood? Of course not, but it should make an open-minded person think, at least.

      So you're saying it doesn't prove anything. Just wondering...why did you ask me to read it then? Just to bring us all up to date on geophysics? :)

      Wooly Mammoth.

      PS - I still have to get any evidence or factual stuff. If you give me another link about water movement and ask me to think about how creationism is valid, I'll give you a link about Saturn's movement and ask you to think about Heaven's Gate...

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  82. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by scumdamn · · Score: 2

    Actually, Noah had three sons. Ham, Shem, and Japheth. One was black, one white, and the other in between. Biblically speaking, this is when the human species was subdevided into three races.

  83. Re:Yes, but... by jeremy+f · · Score: 1

    In balance basically means that if we were to sit back, not touch the environment around us (okay, so that would mean that all humans would have to pack their stuff up and leave earth, or a massive, human-only genocide would take place), nature could survive on its own for an indefinate amount of time (barring any natural disasters).

    I don't know how many creatures go extinct each day... My guess is that it's more like a sub-species (say for example, a type of wolf, not an entire species) goes extinct about one sub-species for every month. My numbers are probably way off, but I'm just speculating

  84. Not a whole mammoth by Phrogz · · Score: 2
    Contrary to the post, and some other media reports, it is not a whole mammoth. That was a misquotation.

    See the BBC SciTech article for more info.

  85. Re:Tortured? WTF? by magicpaul · · Score: 1

    That would be awesome!!! I'd probably find a big bag of coke and snort at least as much as George W. Bush, Jr., did before announcing that what he did or did not do does not matter. Then I'd hang out with my pal the only wooly mammoth left in the world (if I was still alive after all that coke). If my pal Wooly seemed overly lonely and I couldn't figure out any way to help him, then I'd shoot him to put him out of his misery and eat his uncooked flesh with a nice red wine (and some cheese sauce) (cause that's real gourmet) (and definitely no broccoli cause plants have feelings too). After that, I'd start feeling sorry for myself because I was so lonely without other people and I'd think about my creationist god and ask silly questions like why?, and forsaken much?, and got rapture? Who knows what I'd do then .... hmmm, probably play with my other friend but he isn't too responsive without vaginal (though I'm sure anal would work to) orifices.... On second thought, let's not go there. Hypothetical world is a silly place. (you're right drix, it is f*cked up; i should have stopped when i had the chance...) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

  86. Re:Hmm cloning... skeptical... by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    I suppose a lot depends on how far down the thing was buried. If it was buried far down enough to be relatively free from UV radiation... The freezing ought to have stopped most chemical reactions.

    BTW: This is not the first time they've dug up one of these. The Russians dug one up a couple of decades in Siberia. It must have been in pretty good shape, too, because being less then scientifically minded, they ate it. (Wish I could find a reference to this. This is all from my faulty memory.)

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  87. Re:Mammoth "Culture" by Wooly-Mammoth · · Score: 1

    Mammoths had large brains and, like elephants, are likely to have been relatively intelligent.

    Thank you, kind sir.

    Indeed, I find these laudable words about my rich culture quite comforting, in comparison with the harsh words and ridicule heaped out, almost as if the wooly mammoth is a freak show for the entertainment of bored cubicle geeks.

    The question is, how would we teach an animal these skills if we have no living examples of how they act in the wild?

    Good question. The answer is - TV. I've found it to be a great source of information, and the stuff I see on Jerry Springer is quite admirable in terms of advanced human techniques at banging into things and trampling around.

    The Wooly Mammoth.

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  88. Re:"Now?" by outrage98 · · Score: 1
    What's this "now" sh1t? They've been doin' that for hundreds if not thousands of years!

    Well, no more than 6,000-10,000 years, right?

  89. Re:It's been done. Yes it has. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Michner's _Centennial_ (nothing new!) ranchers are supposed to be smuggling fetuses of breeds they can't bring into the US in rabbit wombs. Then transplanting them in cows. Mayo is looking at doing this with humans as an alternative to abortions. And because of pre-natal bonding advantages for adoptive parents.

  90. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by dublin · · Score: 2

    Actually, no, and this is one of the areas where the creationists have a very valid point, especially with the acceptance of the punctuated equilibrium theory among the evolutionists.

    (Punctuated equilibrium (PE) was added to evolutionary theory to address the concern that there are a distinct lack of in-between forms in the fossil record, particularly w.r.t. the Cambrian explosion, where thousands of new species appeared at once with no transitional fossils. PE says that things remain stable for a long time, then something disturbs the equilibrium, and life rapidly adapts completely new forms.)

    If this is true, then species transitions happen relatively quickly, and a very small number of the mutant species would parent an entire family tree. This should, in theory, result in in-breeding/genetic vigor problems. The fact that it doesn't is a point in the creationists favor. On the other hand, an active and perfect Creator would create a perfect example of the species, which would not (at least initially) be subject to the degradations we see as a result of in-breeding today.

    I'm open-minded enough to recognize that *WE DON'T KNOW* how things came to be, and I recognize that both the evolutionists and the creationists have some very valid points. The creationists have in thier favor the fact that thier theory does gracefully explain things that otherwise present significant problems, and the universe certainly seems to show evidence of design. Keep an open mind, and you'll find that the creation theories have thier own strength areas that are different, but at least as compelling as, the evolutionary theories.

    P.S.: Don't know for sure about the water for the flood came from, but you might want to check out this article from last month's New Scientist about where they may still be receding... (See, those creationists may not be so kooky as you think!)

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  91. Re:Why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is fairly narrow-minded. You wouldn't be reading this without religion, either. You've completely ignored the Renaissance, which while resulting in huge advances in science and art, was motivated by a desire to illustrate the glory of god. First thing printed on the Guttenberg press? A bible. Copernicus discovery of heliocentricity? Funded by the Pope for a revised calender. (Kept the calender, discarded heliocentricty, the church was the catalyst for heliocentricity however.) Religion has always played the motivator to science's results. Your point of what religion is the true religion is foolish. Christianity, Judism, and Islam are all based on the same god, and I know little to nothing about all the other religions you mentioned. It comes to what each individual believes. If you think sacrificing dogs to Satan is wrong, well you're probably not going to be a Satanist. If you believe Jesus Christ is the son of god though some sort of introspection then that's what's right for you. And as far as the absense of proof, just look around you. I have difficulty believing that gravity, time and all these other forces of nature were created by accident and created in such a way to make it hospitable to life. I have the same difficulty believing that our intelligence has reached it's current level purely through evolution. Whether it's god or aliens, humans are incredibly intelligent considereing we evolved from some sort of primordial ooze. Anyway, load up a picture of one of those nice phyallic gothic cathedrals, what a magnificent combination of science and religion.

  92. Tortured? WTF? by Deitheres · · Score: 1
    Why would a cloned mammoth be a "tortured creature"? Dolly the sheep seems just fine...

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    1. Re:Tortured? WTF? by drix · · Score: 1

      Dolly the sheep has a couple million compadres in all corners of the world. Imagine being the only human alive in the world. How f*cked up do you think you'd be?

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    2. Re:Tortured? WTF? by Kyobu · · Score: 1

      Aside from reproductive problems, which perhaps could be solved, I don't think the mammoth is going to care much. They don't really go in for Tuesday night bridge games, from what I hear.

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    3. Re:Tortured? WTF? by radja · · Score: 1

      He (she?) would be a big hoot on wednesday night's bingo though..

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    4. Re:Tortured? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm sure the typical slashdotter would find it difficult to imagine being the only human alive. :)

      In any case, how would Mr. Mammoth know he's the only mammoth in the world?

  93. Speaking from a mammoth's perspective.... by Wooly-Mammoth · · Score: 1

    Mammoths are much like present-day elephants

    I would say more like big hairy gorrilas with huge tusks. But you're entitled to your opinion.

    These things combine to give introduced species an edge in their new, predator-free environments. They're not likely to be a problem in the case of wooly mammoths.

    Don't count your chickens before they're hatched. Or in this case - don't count your mammoths before they are thawed. I'm afraid you do not understand the gentle grace and awesome power of my species. True, not much to look at, and kinda ugly from certain angles. But when mammoths are enraged, we are extremely difficult to stop. Jurassic Park wouldn't hold a candle to a bunch of mammoths.

    Cloned wooly mammoths would probably not be released into the wild right away, but kept in zoos, or penned up on research farms for study.


    That's what you think. Frankly, this would be both gruesome and terribly cruel, but that's just my perspective.

    Given their slow rate of reproduction, it'd be a very long time before there were enough of them to have much of an impact on their environment.

    Oy, it's possible to add rabbit genes, and then just sit back and watch the fun. Run, mammoth, run!

    Wooly Mammoth.



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    1. Re:Speaking from a mammoth's perspective.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehehe:)

  94. It was a fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scientists involved faked the tusk part by inserting them for the helicopter lift. This to add a bit more drama since it was Discovery who funded the excavation.
    Probably the block contains the major part of the mammoths bones but it'll certainly be fairly decomposed. And for sure it has been a source of food for the local predators at the time.

  95. Old DNA is BAD by SL33Z3 · · Score: 2

    I watched a special on the history chan. dealing with mummification in egypt. The problem with trying to get DNA from mummies or other artifacts is that you only get about 150 unit chains at best. That is very small compared to what we can get from the living. I'm scared to think what animals we might have to execute because they "didn't turn out right". Bad/Old DNA will have to be researched more I feal.


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    1. Re:Old DNA is BAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm scared to think what animals we might have to execute because they "didn't turn out right"."

      Reminds me of the latest film in the "Alien" series

    2. Re:Old DNA is BAD by RelliK · · Score: 1

      uhhm, the difference is that mummies are "stored" at pretty much room temperature. Here we are talking about a *frozen* mamonth. AFAIK, frozen meet can be stored indefinitely. We'll see anyway. It would sure be interesting to extract DNA from this piece of meat.

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    3. Re:Old DNA is BAD by Imperator · · Score: 1

      When my compile doesn't turn out right, I generally don't execute the file. Why should it be any different or a creature that might otherwise live a tortured existance in the ICU of a research compound, merely because someone forgot to ./configure it with the --enable-lung2 option.

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    4. Re:Old DNA is BAD by Dogun · · Score: 1

      Not only is temperature an issue, as suggested above, but one should also consider the sheer magnitude of this find. Even if the DNA is in pretty bad shape, they've probably got enough of it that it can somehow be replicated as whole chromosomes. Not that I'm aware of such a process. Not that I'm a biologist...

      Bah. Whatever

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  96. speaking of wooly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i guess it would be nice to have something wooly around,
    now that chewie's dead and all...

    -a

  97. *grin* by djinn87 · · Score: 0

    first to say "taste like chicken!"

    *grin*

    btw, has anyone ever had chicken-fried iguana (while we're on the subject). seems that they're raisin' iguana like livestock in central america now.

  98. This isn't likely to be too successful. by Lord+of+the+Files · · Score: 3

    Cloning is not perfected by any means. And it's already been determined that Dolly wasn't an exact clone. The mitocondrial DNA (I think this is it) was from the cell that Dolly's DNA was moved into. While the technique used to clone Dolly is supposed to be quite easy, it isn't terribly reliable. And this is with nice fresh DNA. Who knows about stuff from an animal that's been dead for a long time, and not intentionally preserved.

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    1. Re:This isn't likely to be too successful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    2. Re:This isn't likely to be too successful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  99. Mammoth "Culture" by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    Cloned wooly mammoths would probably not be released into the wild right away, but kept in zoos, or penned up on research farms for study

    Lately there's been a fair amount of evidence that the more intelligent of the mammals have something akin to "culture". That is, much of what they do is learned behavior. Mammoths had large brains and, like elephants, are likely to have been relatively intelligent. It is not at all outlandish to think that some of what the behaviors that mammoth's needed to survive was learned from prior generations. We certainly see that with some animals that we try to save today. Animals raised in captivity often have little idea how to survive in the wild. The question is, how would we teach an animal these skills if we have no living examples of how they act in the wild? My suspicion is that if we did manage to clone these things, they'd be doomed to captivity. We wouldn't be able to equipe them to survive in the wild.

    And, of course, they went extinct, so obviously they weren't originally equiped to deal with "the wild". Though my suspicion is that the element of "the wild" they couldn't adapt to was the eskimo.

    One of the fascinating things about the effect of human beings on evolution is that they have essentially made large size a negative survival trait. Wolves are nearly extinct in the US, while coyotes have expanded their range dramatically. Both Australia and North America saw massive die-offs of their largest mammals in fairly recent history.

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  100. Re:How did it freeze so fast? by Dudemar · · Score: 1

    If you read Immanuel Velikovsky's Earth in Upheaval instead of just speculating, then you'll find out that this is nothing new. Back in the 1950's a group of researchers in Siberia discovered a "suddenly-frozen" woolly mammoth (exposed tusks). They pulled it out of the ground, thawed it out and fed it to their dogs!

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  101. Re:Hmm cloning... skeptical... by LucaL · · Score: 1

    I don't know how many cells a wooly mammoth has, but I think you can do some pretty good statistical analysis if you have the computing resources, the money and the time necessary.

    OTOH, maybe the resources necessary are a bit too much.

  102. Re:Not 20,000 years -- only 3,000 by Dudemar · · Score: 1
    Man at one time believed the universe rotated around the Earth and that was Gods plan. They even had biblical proof!

    What in the world are you talking about? Have you got flying monkeys up your butt or what?

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  103. Re:y'all don't get it do you by Dudemar · · Score: 1
    We know from corraboratory evidence how long it takes for certain events to happen like: tree rings, carbon dating, the movement of the continents, the shift of the earth's axis, the change of the northern celestial pole, etc. All together it means that the earth is 4.5 billion years old. Your evidence for an old earth is hardly evidence...

    1. 4.5 billion year old trees? I don't think so.

    2. Carbon dating doesn't work. The half-life is too short.

    3. The shift in the earth's axis? Huh? Care to explain?

    4. The change in the northern celestial pole? Never heard this as evidence before. Please explain.

    Evidence for a young earth...

    1. Population of earth is only 5 billion. Start with 2, then calculate the population growth rate over 6000 years. It's amazing close to 5 billion.

    2. The density of Dead Sea. If the earth was "old" the Dead Sea would be a lot more saturated.

    3. If the earth is old, where are all the bones?

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  104. How did it freeze so fast? by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

    It's my understanding that hundreds, if not thousands of wooly mammoths have been discovered in Siberia. How is it possible that they all froze so quickly?

    The report says this mammoth died by a pond, because of all the plant life found. So what's the process?

    1. Mammoth is eating plant life by pond and dies of unknown causes.

    2. Twenty feet of snow immediately fall on mammoth before it has a chance to decompose or be eaten by some other creature.

    3. It never thaws.

    4. This happens to hundreds or thousands of different mammoths.

    Does this not make sense to anyone else?

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    1. Re:How did it freeze so fast? by mantis_p · · Score: 1

      Super. So that is 2 wooly mammoths who could have easily frozen in the same freeze.

      Are we going to speculate that all of the other thousands of carsasses out there met the same fate?

      ~mantis

    2. Re:How did it freeze so fast? by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      Well, there's no reason to think they all froze at the same time. But since they are relatively well-preserved (i.e. not just bones) they would have had to have frozen quickly after dying (or more likely, died of freezing), then never thawed or been exposed for other animals to eat them.

      This may happen in your freezer regularly, but I don't think it happens very frequently outside.

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  106. Re:Mitochondria matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indian elephants and mammoths are possibly as close as horses and zebras, so it is not insurmountable. There has been some speculation of surviving mammoths in India, not the hairy sort, but something else. They found some very odd elephants that looked like something thought to be even older than mammoths, but no DNA comparisons have been done The chief problem will be racemization of the DNA. Even if the meat is intact and edible, the DNA may have begun to decay. That is why in Jurassic Park, they were running sequencers and synthesizing DNA, with frog DNA to fill the gaps (they should have used ostrich DNA, not frog) The Wrangel Island dwarf mammoths survived until at least 4,000 years ago, so their DNA would be in better shape, if we can find frozen remainse in good condition. Hybrids with Indian elephants may or may not work. If they could find a male and a female with viable gammetes they might have a chance, though that might increase the chances of miscarriage. Russians have already tried from less-well-preserved mammoths and failed, the elephants, I believe, miscarried.

  107. Re:Old DNA is BAD, but he doesn't need a walker? by Deitheres · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there is a significant DNA degradation in the mummification process. But the process, as neat as it is, is nowhere near as good as the "deep freeze" that the mammoth has been kept in. One would think that this would lead to significantly higher "quality" DNA, no?

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  108. Re:Why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, lets cheer the advances that Hitler and his murderous thugs brought us in their medical experiments on Concentration camp prisoners why don't we?? And while we're at it, I guess we can pat ourselves on the back for what Slavery has brought us...a new moral enlightenment. In the world of stupid posts regarding religion this reigns supreme. Religion was a motivator to sciences results because they tried so hard to suppress it. Try to suppress a cause, and you'll just bring out the zealots. Do we then give credit to the suppressor? His point regarding the multiplicity of other religions was certainly valid. The fact that there were hundreds of other religions preceding Christianity just shows that all that differentiates it was that it was the only religion that succeeded with the Worlds greatest Marketing campaign. Not that it was any more valid than the others. Were the Spice Girls a great group just because they packed stadiums?? No. Were they the essence of rock and roll? No. PR and overhype plain and simple. Oh and by the way, regarding your Bible. I learned some very interesting things recently regarding that lump of fiction. Seems that some Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered a few years ago that are the closest thing to the "original" Bible. Apparently a monk had translated a copy of one of the scrolls into Latin or Greek (I forget which one). One of the lines translated from it described a young woman who had given birth to Jesus. She was described as being pious or something similar. This woman, came to be known as the Virgin Mary. Why the Virgin part??? Well during the definitive translation (which all present day Bibles are based) by the learned monk, he had interpreted these lines about her being pious, and given the choking religious mores of the day, decided that he would translate this as though the original text had said she was a Virgin. In other words, he assumed as much..well how can you have a virgin give birth to a child....and thus was born the famed Immaculate Conception. A whole ideology wrapped around a mis-translation. What a crock of shit. I don't have the time to address the litany of other assumptions you posit in your argument. Wake up to the real world. Religion is a crutch for weak-minded people.

  109. And one thing more: by Ripat · · Score: 1
    Obviously it'll have some effect if we repopulate northern europe with mammoths - but then that would have happened anyway if the mommoths weren't killed off

    No, that wouldn't have happened. Nature tend to regulate itself, you know...

  110. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by Cassandra · · Score: 1

    See, those creationists may not be so kooky as you think!

    It's always sound to be sceptical about all theories, that much I can agree with you. But, while most scientists that study evolution are sceptical, almost no creationists are. Disregarding all the details about the theories I find it far more open minded to study a phenomenon, and then formulate a theory, as Darwin did, than to adopt a dogma and then try to convince others...

  111. Old News... by subarashii · · Score: 1

    Discover did a feature article on this story back in March. Then, they hypothesized that a wooly mammoth could realistically be born normally in a domestic elephant. Note: These are not tortured or abused as others may have implied, they don't even exist yet. But when they do, through our acts of god, they sure will be pretty.

  112. We already killed them off once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why bring them back? People of different ethnic heritage can't get along, let alone, I imagine, those of a different species. I say we exhume Lincoln and clone him. Then we could model new $5 bills, and witness his incredible dancing.

  113. edible? by cheese63 · · Score: 1

    even if it was, the taste would be horrible because of the "freezer burnt" effect. who wants stale wooly mammoth? not me, i'll just stick with pre-processed bovine.

    1. Re:edible? by Lord+of+the+Files · · Score: 2

      Didn't this happen a while back? I think scientists at some special event were served Wooly Mammoth Steak from a preserved one.

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    2. Re:edible? by Imperator · · Score: 1
      No, I'd use the microwave. (As a bonus, it tests for life. The Heisenburg untasty principle?)

      Besides, what's preprocessed bovine? I'd prefer that they didn't #include all those other parts.

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    3. Re:edible? by Roblimo · · Score: 1

      That may have been a Mastodon. When I was a small child, back in about 1959, the father of a friend worked for Bechtel, a construction company that built a lot of air bases and radar stations (remember the DEW line?) in Alaska, Greenland, and N. Canada. They found frozen Mastodons now and then. Ed Flavin (Sr.) brought us back some meat from one after one of his trips and we each ate a tiny slice. I don't remember how it tasted, but it was cool to eat meat that old, and it obviously didn't kill me. ;)

  114. Re:mammoth herds and food sources by mantis_p · · Score: 1

    That's what I thought.


    ~mantis

  115. Yes, but... by jeremy+f · · Score: 1

    What we are doing could potentially ruin our ecosystem. All creatures have methods of adaptation. While we hear propaganda from both sides of the eco-coin, the truth is the ecosystem is in balance right now. Introducing an element that was once part of it, but is no longer is does just as much harm to an ecosystem as introducing a specimen that has never been there at all. If we re-introduce Wooly Mammoths into nature, we don't know how well they will adapt, and we don't know how well nature will adapt around them.

    For all we know, this could be something that completly devistates the earth. Long shot, but if we keep tinkering...

    1. Re:Yes, but... by drox · · Score: 4

      Introducing an element that was once part of [an ecosystem], but is no longer is does just as much harm to an ecosystem as introducing a specimen that has never been there at all.

      That's speculation. The former has never been done before. The latter has been done many times (sometimes deliberately, sometimes inadvertently; sometimes by humans, sometimes by wind, ocean currents, etc.) with varying results.
      Speculation is a good thing - we ought to consider all the possibilities before reintroducing an extinct species - but it's still speculation. It is by no means certain that it will be disasterous, as the introduction on non-native species has frequently been.

      If we re-introduce Wooly Mammoths into nature, we don't know how well they will adapt, and we don't know how well nature will adapt around them.

      True, but consider. Mammoths are much like present-day elephants. Megafauna. Long-lived. Few predators. Slow maturation. Slow reproduction. What population biologists would call K-strategists. Introduced species that become a problem for native ones are almost invariably r-strategists (A notable exception being the most invasive species of all - humans). R-strategists are typically small creatures. Short-lived. Normally subject to intense predation in their native environment. Rapid maturation. Very rapid reproduction. These things combine to give introduced species an edge in their new, predator-free environments. They're not likely to be a problem in the case of wooly mammoths.

      Cloned wooly mammoths would probably not be released into the wild right away, but kept in zoos, or penned up on research farms for study. Given their slow rate of reproduction, it'd be a very long time before there were enough of them to have much of an impact on their environment.

      One more thing - wooly mammoths have probably been extinct for only a few thousand years. As no other creature has appeared to fill the niche previously occupied by the mammoths in that short time, I suspect their reintroduction to Siberia would have little negative impact, assuming they ever were released (or escaped) into the wild.

    2. Re:Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANABiologist, but I seem to recall reading somewhere (Discovery or Science News, I think) that elephants and IIRC, rhino's and a few other species are the survivors of a major evolutionary trend around the last ice age: big animals (Irish Elk, mammoths, etc) A trend that ended along with the ice age, whether because of human intervention, or simple inability to adapt. If the latter is true--and I seem to recall that that's what the article stated--I can't see any pressing reason to undo the past and reintroduce the species just because cloning is available and neat. (Actually, I can't see any reason anyway, but some people may see an ethical issue if their extiction was caused by humans; this would (hopefully) not apply if it was a 'natural' event.)

      I suppose the only way this relates to your post, directly, is regarding the niche filled by the mammoths--specifically, whether it was mearly vacated by their extinction, or whether it was removed altogether.

  116. the questions is... by eries · · Score: 1

    can you export a cloned mammoth outside the usa?

    1. Re:the questions is... by Coward,+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      can you export a cloned mammoth outside the usa?

      That depends on how many floating-point operations per second the mammoth can perform.

  117. Big talk from a MCSD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows what MCSD (Microsoft Certififed System Designers) are like.. peabrained and too shortsighted to relaize that the mammoth is STILL in russia.. its not going to miss every city half way around the world just to get to SF.. I think itll go to Redmond first because thats where it knows all evil comes from...

  118. Re:the European community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A mamooth would not be genetically modified. The point of the EU is that we don't know at all what are the effect on genetically modified products.
    We are also not aware what are the effects of genetically unmodified products - like a real dead "mamooth". And I don't think that time-decay would be any better than modification with some known goal (like making a cow into a moammoth ;)
  119. Re:y'all don't get it do you by skelly · · Score: 1

    I wrote that if you were to take each seperate means of dating and put all the evidence together, then you could conclude that the world is around 4.5 billion years old. I did not state that carbon 14 was used to date rocks. It is only good for more geoligically recent events and items.

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  120. Wolly Burgers by GFD · · Score: 1

    There are a number of tales from survivors of the soviet gulag where chain gangs would find a mammoth while digging a ditch and would eat the thing on the spot. No comment on how it tasted as far as I can recall. Perhaps some historian out there can add to this.

    1. Re:Wolly Burgers by Imperator · · Score: 1
      Disclaimer: IANAH

      This sounds very unlikely to me. For one thing, there aren't a huge number of frozen mammoths in places where work gangs are likely to be digging ditches. For another, they'd have to somehow thaw (and preferably cook) the meat; this would interrupt the work. Really, this just sounds like an urban myth (check the FAQ...).

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    2. Re:Wolly Burgers by GFD · · Score: 1

      Well I don't have time to check the references but they were published by credible authors. As for work gangs not being where they could find mammoths, the soviet gulag was in the deepest parts of siberia. These work gangs were sent where no one else would go (or find them)...

    3. Re:Wolly Burgers by Mr.+Piccolo · · Score: 1

      I won't bother making the obvious snide remark here... surprising no one has yet.

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    4. Re:Wolly Burgers by DrMaurer · · Score: 1

      Actually, until the late 20's, you could actually buy the stuff. Quit a delecacy for those who could afford it.

      For the record, they died for a reason . . .


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    5. Re:Wolly Burgers by nodeboy · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember reading this rumour in "The Gulag Archipelago Vol 1" by Aleksandr Isaevich Solzhenitsyn. A labour gang dug up a prehistoric turtle and ate it on the spot. However this was a gulag rumour, so is as likely to be true as any rumour.

  121. No, not again. by TrentC · · Score: 1

    I remember reading the same thing.. I don't know if it was on slashdot or I saw it on the news, but I remember it, and it was actually quite a long time ago. At least 2 weeks ago.. Oh well..

    The article in question was "Cloning Another Extinct Species". The article in question referred to cloning an extinct tiger, and also referenced an earlier Slashdot article about cloning extinct Huia bird, but mammoths were brought up in the commentary; that might be where you're getting confused.

    Jay (=

    1. Re:No, not again. by Ice_Hole · · Score: 1

      Actually, It was on TV.. I remember it now. I usually listen to the TV and read slashdot at the same time.. That way, in a very, very rare case, taht their is somthing on TV taht is even remotely interesting I don't miss it while reading slashdot. So it was on TV, not on Slashdot. But to me it was actually fairly old news. Anyway's, on with the discussion..

      ((So many different media types to keep track of.. Can't wait for the neural implant :p

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  122. "Now?" by drox · · Score: 0

    ...seems that they're raisin' iguana like livestock in central america now.

    What's this "now" sh1t? They've been doin' that for hundreds if not thousands of years!

  123. Not 20,000 years -- only 3,000 by William+Tanksley · · Score: 3

    Carbon dating showed that it was 3,000 years old, not 20,000 (according to the article). That's in the accurate range of carbon dating, since we have known-age tests from that long ago. (Darn, that was RECENT.)

    I hope they post followups about what they find. That's a BIG freezer out there! What was the diet of the old wooly mammoths? How did this one die? So many cool questions...

    -Billy

    1. Re:Not 20,000 years -- only 3,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thanks for reinforcing the stereotype of creationists as unthinking idiots.

      The date says nothing whatsoever about the theory of evolution. We already knew men hunted mammoths to extinction, just as we did with Aurochs (although the latter happened more recently). What it does say is that there were mammoths kicking around later than we originally thought. This is important, but it certainly doesn't invalidate the carbon dating of other specimens and the paleontological record supporting evolution. It changes nothing about the likelihood of a shared ancestor between mammoths and elephants, and says nothing about when the genetic split between the two species occurred.

      Mammoths and elephants are both very similar mammals filling an unusual niche (largest land mammal now, and then) so it shouldn't be surprising if the genetic branching didn't happen too far back. I would be interested in the results of genetic comparisons between the two. Do they have as high a percentage of common genes as say, human and chimpanzee? Biologists probably already have a fairly good idea if they suspect they can get a mammoth clone to gestate in an elephant.

      I wouldn't expect them to start using chimps as surrogate mothers anytime soon since the maternal pelvis has to be wide enough to allow passage of the large human newborn skull. Gorillas, now...
      Maybe it's just as well they're protected/endangered species eh? The sequel to "Harry and the Hendersons" - "Harriet the surrogate mother"

      Oops, did I just cross the line to Flamebait?

    2. Re:Not 20,000 years -- only 3,000 by ecampbel · · Score: 1

      Copernicus also recanted his statements about how the earth and other planets orbit the sun do to pressure from the church. Does that mean he didn't believe in his theories? How long did it take the Church to "forgive" and accept Copernicus's ideas?

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  124. Um, not really... by Millennium · · Score: 3

    Bringing back the wooly mammoth population is pretty much a statistical impossiblity, even with a subject to clone.

    Why? Well, for starters, it's a subject. Without at least one male and one female, there's not going to be much hope for that species.

    Let's say we overcome that obstacle, though, and engineer a mammoth of opposite gender to the one that was found. You've still got the problem that the mammoths are essentially twins. Mate them, and you've got a handful of inbred mammoths. Actually, this goes beyond inbreeding, because even among siblings there's some genetic variance; between these mammoths there would be none. Eventually you'd get to the point where no mammoths could survive for very long, and the species goes extinct a second time.

    Theoretically you could engineer enough differences into many clones and start the species that way. Just one problem: to do that you have to understand the genome. To understand the genome you need living mammoths, so you're in a chicken-and-egg situation.

    Maybe if scientists found a couple hundred more mammoths, then we might have something feasible. But to try with only one specimen simply isn't going to work.

    1. Re:Um, not really... by Adalie · · Score: 2

      If I found the correct numbers, we only had 22 condors in 1982 and there's now 120. Given that, a couple of hundred mammoths might be nice, but is likely not required to ensure adequate genetic diversity in a species. No one's saying we should give up on condors... Does anyone have solid data on a minimum number needed? I've read other mammoths have been found in Siberia, so perhaps we're not limited to this one creature's DNA.

  125. grrr... by TheDullBlade · · Score: 5

    Argghh! We've been through this.

    Of course the mitochondrial DNA was from the host cell. They knew it would be and didn't really care. It's not a big thing. Mitochondria are mitochondria, they change tranportable blood fuel into usable cell fuel (I'm just not up to big words like glucose tonight). A mammoth with modern elephant (or cow, or pig, or sheep) mitochondria is a mammoth as far as I'm concerned.

    (now that that's out of my system...)

    The Dolly technique is crusty in other ways, but it should work well enough to get some hairy elephants walking around northern Asia. Well, not quite the Dolly technique... this requires something a little more complicated, but IMHO doable in a year or two with enough money (or ten years from now in somebody's back yard).

    I'd agree with you on the DNA bit, but they've got a whole mammoth. That's one heck of a DNA sample! They should be able to patch up the cracks with that big a sample.

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    1. Re:grrr... by clawson · · Score: 2

      ...I thought the big problem with the Dolly Technique is that they used adult DNA.

      Normal DNA sort of has a time-based self-destruct sequence in it that gets incremented every time it divides ("Threads of the Fates"...). Since Dolly's DNA was from an adult, it had already been "aged", so she appears to have aged more quickly than normal because so many of her cells are timing out while she's still a relatively young sheep.

      I guess this is where the DNA people are working hard. Either DNA has this timebomb turned off, and the cells are called cancers because they never stop dividing, or they have it, and they're "normal", but stop dividing after awhile, and eventually die. Turning this on and off selectively will be the Next Big Thing.

      I guess I see some big implications in "cloned" organs as well. Unless you're cloning your own organs, if you get a liver transplant regenerated from some 78-year old's DNA, and you're only 30, will your new liver start melting down in 20 years? Even if it was cloned from your own cells, there are more than a few divisions to go from a scrape in your mouth to a liver, too...

      While one could argue the "God" aspect of it, there are still lots of practical matters to work out...

  126. It's been done. by TheDullBlade · · Score: 2

    Animals have given birth to implanted fetuses of other species. I can't remember the exact details of an example... I think there was a rare type of cat that another cat of a common species gave birth to...

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  127. ... by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

    All I gotta say is that I wouldn't want to be the janitor that works at the cloning lab when that mammoth is brought in. I mean, you've seen how much a COW can leave behind.. just imagine a prehistorical version of a cow and well... if you've ever driven through the countryside during the spring... you know what I mean....

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  128. tasmanian tigers == tasmanian wolves by TheDullBlade · · Score: 1

    to-MAY-to to-MAH-to

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  129. inbreeding is not insurmountable by TheDullBlade · · Score: 3

    While inbreeding can cause problems, often severe ones, it is not a death sentence. You can create an entire population from a single pair of siblings. Release a mating pair of rabbits on an island with no predators and lots of food, and come back in a few years; if you don't find rabbits, you probably won't find anything green either.

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    1. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by mmontour · · Score: 1

      A very basic understanding of genetics would suggest that you could even clone the female from a male by removing the Y chromosome and adding an extra copy of the X. Is this possible?

      Also, if you take the bible literally, there must have been some inbreeding in the garden of Eden and in Noah's family after the flood, so it can't be all that harmful to a species. :-)

    2. Re:inbreeding is not insurmountable by coreybrenner · · Score: 1

      > ... can't be all that harmful to a species.

      I dunno... look at us humans. There were what, four humans on Noah's ark, of which two shared genes (Noah and his son), and only one pair of which (the son and his wife) presumably reproduced? Hell, look what happened to us!

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  130. Why clone the darn thing at all? by e2gle · · Score: 3

    And I'm not talking ethics here...

    Why would you use an infant technology to create copies of dead Mammoths if there was a possibility that they had pure, frozen GAMETES?

    With the in-vitro fertilization we have today,
    Here's a recipe for baby Mammoth:
    Preheat Elephant Uterus to 100 degrees or so,
    1 part frozen Mammoth sperm
    1 frozen Mammoth egg,
    thaw,
    stir,
    let incubate in a test tube for a short while, place in elephant uterus and let bake for 1.5 years or so.

    We've had the technology to do this for quite some time, again, it's just a matter whether the gamete material has decayed in the past 3,000 years. But from what I know, sperm and eggs are frozen and thawed all the time without damage.
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  131. Did somebody say McDonalds? by Maxwax · · Score: 2

    duh. :]

  132. the European community by paxx · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the European community would say to having mammoth instead of beef. Given their recent reactions to genetically engineered products of any kind whatsoever, I would guess that the product would not be received with kindness.

  133. Beowolf cluster of Wooly Mammoths! by PsychoKiller · · Score: 1

    Wow. I'd hate to see that coming at me at full speed.

  134. mammoth herds and food sources by paxx · · Score: 1

    Using the mammoth as a food source might be helpful to our food supply. Mammoths, being much bigger than cows, could provide more food, as well as textiles and various other products. They can probably also survive in more adverse climates than cattle and other livestock, increasing their usability. Land deemed otherwise unusable could be used for grazing and keeping mammoth herds, which would alleviate some of the growing population without growing resources problem.

    1. Re:mammoth herds and food sources by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      But if you produce a bunch of chicken sized mammoths, you have the same meat production benefits along with an animal that can survive in less hospitible climates!

      Imagine a mighty herd of chicken sized "mamettes", wandering majestically across your lawn...

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  135. You're missing.. by Kitsune+Sushi · · Score: 2

    ..a fundamental drive amongst scientists everywhere: the urgent need to accomplish something because we can (specifically, to prove this notion), not necessarily because we should (or can even find a useful application of the discovery that would validate the time and effort expended).

    Whether or not the mammoth would be "tortured" is not an argument I care to play into (especially since arguments on such topics seem to be especially shallow), but I might point out that the more animals we are able to clone, the closer we get to cloning an actual human, which is something that certainly sparks a lot of interest among scientists and the world at large.

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  136. I've made the down payment by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1
    I just got pre-approved credit for my own Mammoth. Sure its costly, but I'm going to recoop the cost by taking him on a circus-like tour along with one other elephant. Our first stop? A meeting of the Kansas school board. See how even an elephant looks graceful compared to this archaic beast? Its called evolution people. And if some Mammoth poop happens to cover all the cars of the fundies all the better. All proceeds go towards the purchase of brand new science books which teach evolution and my mammoth spends the rest of his days in the zoo.

    Sometimes it takes a 20,000 year old extinct mammoth to teach people how not to be stupid.

    1. Re:I've made the down payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Sometimes it takes a 20,000 year old extinct mammoth to teach people how not to be stupid.

      Apparently even THAT doesn't work, your post being proof of this.


  137. At the University of Alaska Fairbanks by LetterRip · · Score: 1

    there is a story in the mining engineering department about a company that stumbled upon a frozen mammoth while digging a mine (this was about ten years ago?). Legally speaking they were suppossed to report it, but doing so would have certainly resulted in the shutting down of the mine and subsequent loss of jobs and money, thus instead a major barbeque was held in which they made mammoth steaks. Apparently they tasted awful (talk about serious freezer burn!)

    Of course I'm certain fresh McMammoth burgers would be great.

    LetterRip

  138. 100 degrees? by Bill+Currie · · Score: 2

    I hope that's feirenhight (sp?), a uterus won't work too well when it's boiled.

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  139. The bad thing is.... by Cplus · · Score: 1

    The techniques used in modern egg and sperm freezing are quite different from just laying down and freezing to death. It is quite hard to flash freeze something without damaging it. The people who freeze bodies for re-animation (ie. Walt DiZnee) do so with very complex processes involving liquid nitrogen and such. I'm no expert but I'd say that even if the mammoth had fallen into sub-zero water and been frozen relatively quickly it would still be too damaged to be used in modern fertilization processes.

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  140. Straight out of Loony Toons by talltim · · Score: 1

    I just saw some footage of them lifting out the mammoth. A huge block of ice, with two tusks jutting outwards. Very amusing.

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  141. Re:It is refreshing...A bit off topic by Listerine · · Score: 1

    What do you mean "suffered human footprints"? Are we not inhabitants of this planet as well? I've got news... believe it or not we are part of nature too, although we sometimes disrupt severly what happens around us, just us being there does not ruin it.

  142. Re:It's been done. Yes it has. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe they once made a horse give birth to a zebra.

  143. Re:NOT unlikely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We would find mammoth parts (thou not this good of shape ) around
    Naknek Alaska (and all over Bristol Bay region),

    when I was in 9th grade in 1984, we went on a science
    trip to the beach in town, and one kid found a rear wolly tooth,
    looked just like in the book. talk about a REAL experiance...

    don't know about the eating story....

    also when they dug to put the sewer system in for the town, they
    were always quietly carting away pails full of mammoth parts and tusks, for
    fear of shutting down the project.

    mike skup

  144. its the tasmainan TIGER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :)

  145. New sig by wct · · Score: 1

    That quote's going straight to my mail sig:

    ``When you find the remains of the animal and you can touch them and even you can smell them when you use a hair dryer to melt the permafrost,'' - Dick Mol, discoverer of a frozen hairy mammoth.

  146. The bird. by Cebert · · Score: 1

    I think you might be thinking of the "Huia" bird article from July:

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/07/21/1237 220&mode=thread

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  147. Meat in McDonalds? huh? wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We Can't clone them.. we got rid of them because they can transport themselves around the place using there mind and f()ck humans in the arse.. thats why we killed them off in the first place. Mc Mammoths? but thats 'REAL' meat...

  148. Discover magazine article on cloning mammoths by psychonaut · · Score: 5
    Actually, to circumvent some of these issues, scientists are considering creating mammoth/elephant hybrids. Sure, they'd be only half-mammoth, but it'd still be cool. Apparently, the whole thing is being financed by wealthy Japanese businessmen. For those interested in exactly how it's going to be done, check out "Cloning the Wolly Mammoth" which appears in the April 1999 issue of Discover Magazine . It was one of the most interesting biology-related articles I've read in months.

    So far as I've read, one of the biggest obstacles in undertaking this whole cloning thing is that it's going to take a long time before we see any results. Assuming we are able to impregnate an elephant with a mammoth or half-mammoth zygote, the gestation period of an elephant is anywhere from 600 to 760 days(!), and it takes ten or twelve years for an elephant calf to reach sexual maturity. Even if everything goes according to plan, we won't know if we have a viable mammoth (or half-mammoth) for well over a decade after conception.

    Regards,

  149. If Your Interested by chain · · Score: 3

    You can download the video of them pulling it out and all that at Msnbc.com, fairly interesting. http://www.msnbc.com/news/292726.asp

  150. Re:It is refreshing...A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Tasmanian Wolf must have been extinct for a hell of a long time. I have lived here (Tassie)most of my life and never heard of it. Perhaps you mean the Tasmanian Tiger, or Thylacine. If you do, there is debate as to whether it is extinct or not. There have been reported sightings recently. There is wilderness here that has never suffered human footprints, so no one can say for certain if they are extinct or not. No doubt there are some /.'ers that will take pleasure in enlightening me though I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

  151. Re:y'all don't get it do you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We know from corraboratory evidence how long it takes for certain events to happen like: tree rings, carbon dating, the movement of the continents, the shift of the earth's axis, the change of the northern celestial pole, etc. All together it means that the earth is 4.5 billion years old.

    Actually, we know how old the earth is by using radiometric dating on naturally occurring radioactive isotopes(not carbon-14 however) in meteorites and "moon dust" brought back by astronauts. There is strong evidence suggesting that the Earth was formed at the same time as the Moon, the other planets, and meteorites. Carbon dating would not wok because Carbon-14 has a half-life of only 5730 years. The oldest rock ever found on earth is 4.1 billion years old.

  152. Elephant burgers? by Ripat · · Score: 1

    nah... I dont think I want one...

  153. Mitochondria matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Did you notice that the Dolly clone was NOT the same size? There was a BIG size difference. Identical twins are usually about the same size. OK so they shared the same womb and womb environment, but I doubt such a significant size difference can be explained by different womb environments.

    Transporting blood fuel to cell fuel is quite a foundation thing. If it's not as efficient or it's different then isn't there going to be some impact?

    Think about it, it could be that the Mammoth (or say a Dino's) mitochondria was more efficient, so they can be bigger. And say when you stick in a normal elephant mitochondria the mammoth may need more food. Then you may get the wrong impression of mammoths- e.g. they couldn't get enough food so they died out blahblahblah. Heck maybe it'll be feeling tired all the time. OR maybe it could be hyperactive.

    With different mitochondria the resulting mammoth could have a different lifespan. Maybe they could even die out before reaching sexual maturity.

    I strongly feel we are underestimating the importance of mitochondria. Mitochondria are how ALL our cells get most of their energy. That sounds pretty significant to me.

    Would we be able to extract the mammoth mitochondria DNA and use that? That would be more like the real thing.

    Cheerio,

    Link.

  154. I'd rather clone Neanderthals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    If there are any preserved Neanderthals, clone them. I'd be more interested in the differences between us and all the other humanoids we killed off.

    1. Re:I'd rather clone Neanderthals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't do that. I know some women that would try to breed with them.

  155. I wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they clone the animal from incomplete DNA, will the get something approaching a hairy salamander? Now that would be interesting.

  156. Flee! Flee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the thing anyone? any minute now it is going to split open and start digesting people.

  157. Re:Hmmmm by PigleT · · Score: 1

    > Of course, this is not flamebait - I don't necessarily hold the same opinion for animals which have been eradicated by humans.

    Out of interest, why not?
    OK, so we're the only species we know of to have evolved slashdot, but that's no reason to consider humans separately, especially *if* you think we 'evolved' from some other kind of mammal.

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  158. How much studying do you need to do?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Samples have been sent to a laboratory for possible attempts to clone the animal, and
    scientists will study the carcass to try to find out why and how it died.'

    Alright, it was found well below the surface in an "icy grave." Now forgive me, but I think I can come up with a pretty accurate description of why and how it died. It fell in.

  159. Re:y'all don't get it do you by skelly · · Score: 1

    Are you really supposed to sit there and tell us that the world is only 6-10,000 years old? If that is the case then you miss the point of the article and the whole video. We know from corraboratory evidence how long it takes for certain events to happen like: tree rings, carbon dating, the movement of the continents, the shift of the earth's axis, the change of the northern celestial pole, etc. All together it means that the earth is 4.5 billion years old.
    Getting back to the mammoth, the glacial permafrost was dated to 23,000 years ago. That is around the time of the last ice age when humans were coming out of Siberia and into North America through a land bridge in Alaska. Evolutions does not say how old a creature is or was, just how long ago a creature came into existnce and how long its specie lasted.

    I will never understand why some people insist on clinging to children's fairy stories into adulthood. Must be comforting to think that man is the center of all things-- the truth would be terrifying.

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  160. Re:y'all don't get it do you by Thanatopsis · · Score: 3
    I can only assume this post is flame bait. Elephants are related to mammoths, not directly descended from them.

    Hmm, doesn't evolution say they were several hundred thousand or even a couple million years old? Guess Science has failed and God wins this round yet AGAIN


    I am unsure what science you are using here. Mammoths were an adaptive change dating to the beginning of the last ice age. They died out towards the end, although their may have been a few kicking around still 5-6 thousand years ago.

    BTW, I personally believe the earth is younger than that, like around 6-10 thousand years old.


    Using generational dating from the King James Bible? That's questionable even among die hard creationists. I would suggest you take a closer look at the Talmud before jumping into any strange forays into highly dubious math.


    Oh yeah and all the evidence the universe is billions of years old. I alway find it amazing that people seem to think that God is a rather limited thinker and something as complex and novel as evolution would utterly impossible for him to think up. Exactly why should we trust a text so crusty and old that we can't properly translate the original language. God is a lot smarter than you, me and the guy who wrote the Bible.

  161. In Khatanga? by Keith+McClary · · Score: 2

    "Now i'm wondering, what do you do in a power failure? You have a huge, several thousand year old meat pack in your lab freezer, and it begins to defrost......."

    In Khatanga it probably gets a bit colder
    because you don't have the heat from the light
    bulbs. My globe shows 4 places closer to the
    pole, 3 nearby in Russia & Thule Greenland.

    But the amazing thing about these frozen
    mammoths is that there must have been a fairly
    mild climate to produce enough veggies to keep
    them going. Then it got much colder so suddenly
    that they didn't rot or get eaten by scavengers
    - and stayed that way since.

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  162. They found the mammoth in 1997.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they took 2 years to dig it out? That seems really stupid to me, to leave it out in the open like that.

    It makes you wonder how good they are at handling such a rare find.

  163. After 20K years, 12 years is a long time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, don't be THAT impatient. What do you expect, drive through cloning of ancient extinct mammals? :)

    BTW, elephants are the mammals w/ the longest pregnancy. At least, until now...

  164. Hmm cloning... skeptical... by smoondog · · Score: 4

    I'm skeptical about cloning ancient things from their DNA. DNA, even more than most macromolecules, needs to be constantly repaired. If you leave DNA sitting around it will slowly lose its properties. For example, UV light causes a process called pyrimidine dimerization where adjacent pyrimidine bases fuse in a specific manner. It is estimated that we have over 10,000 pyrimidine dimerization events that happen every day in our bodies, all of which are quickly and systematically repaired. This is simply one example of a way in which DNA can become damaged if not fixed constantly -- there are others. Something I never hear from the proponents of such techniques is how they get the info INTACT.

    Granted, the DNA may be good enough to do RFLiPs or other restriction enzyme digestion technique and get reasonable data. But, and this is a big but, for a diploid organism to work properly we need (two) copies of each gene that will be used to work. I, as a biochemist, don't believe that we have the ability to isolate two copies of nearly perfect DNA....


    -- Moondog

  165. Hmmmm by ZX81 · · Score: 1

    And what about a host? An elephant? And is the DNA in tact? I am opposed to the cloning of extinct animals. Reason being: I feel that things happen for a reason. Life revolves around the survival of the fittest. If you are not the fittest then in time you will die out. Of course, this is not flamebait - I don't necessarily hold the same opinion for animals which have been eradicated by humans. Also, I am not the worlds greatest historian and I don't know what it was that killed them off. We as a planet are currently not capable of looking after the animals that exist now. Until we can I don't feel that we should be introducing new species. Another point (sorry if I'm dragging on a bit here!), what if the reason that this animal died was because of some huge (yet unknown) disease? We bring it back to life and it could take out the human race. Using our current set of theories we believe a particular reason for the dissapearance o the species (sorry, once again I don't know specifics). But how many times have theories that were taken to be 100% fact been proved incorrect? The world is flat?

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  166. Re:y'all don't get it do you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Without taking to task your bad jump of logic, I'll just point out that although mammoths probably existed as long as some few hundreds of thousands of years ago, their demise is linked to the end of the last Ice Age, roughly twelve to fifteen thousand years ago.

    We've known this for a long time; a 23,000 year old mammoth fits perfectly with existing knowledge.

    Or, more to the point, it's not mutually exclusive to say that mammoths were around 100,000 years ago, and that they were around 10,000 years ago.

    Getting your premises correct _BEFORE_ coming to conclusions is usually considered a good idea.

  167. Tell that to Kansas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting point. After all, the states where evolution is banned are the ones renowned for inbreeding. :)

  168. what is Beowolf cluster ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what is beowolf cluster ? i always see this words mentioned here.. what is it? and why is it funny? duh :)

  169. How about miniature designer mammoths? by Lucius+Lucanius · · Score: 1

    black market as everyone would want to have their own 'piece' of a wooly mammoth.


    We could have them designed according to our preferences. I can just see it now:

    Ebay Auctions: Mammoths, Furby, Ricky Martin, Ricky Martin-like Mammoths.

    I'm not sure a miniature mammoth would be a bad idea. It would look pretty cool, and I'd definitely like to have one romping around my apt. It might dig into the wall, though. That would really make the neighbors complain.

    What if you could create a real tiny one, the size of a cubicle paperweight....now, THAT would be nifty.

    Hey, it could even fit into the freezer!

  170. Read it again. It was 23,000 yrs old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Carbon dating of bits taken from the mammoth at the site show it is 23,000 years old."

    And then...in the other article.

    "Until radio carbon dating showed mammoth remains found on Wrangel were 3,000 years old, scientists had thought they died out 10,000 years ago."

    So this particular mammoth is 23K yrs old, while others have been found to be 3K yrs old.

  171. Newsflash for "creationism scientists" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. Kinda throws a wrinkle into the evolutionist theories don't it ;-)

    No, dumbass, it doesn't. :)

    This is what amazes me about Christian wackos - they are so illiterate at basic math and science. Here, let me explain.

    First of all, this particular mammoth was 23,000 yrs old (read the article again). The *latest* known mammoth specimen was 3000 years old.

    Now...even if you do find a 3000 yr old mammoth, that does not invalidate evolution. You know why? Because there have been mammoths found which were 20,000 yrs old. Simple math should tell you that if the mammoths became extinct 3000 yrs ago, there were mammoths that lived earlier.

    (Points repeated above to drum it in, since brainwashed skulls have been proved to be thicker.)

    In any case, pointing to a recent specimen to invalidate evolution is obviously stupid - you could point to a monkey or yourself, which are both less than the biblical 6000 yrs. :)

  172. Not a whole Mamooth.... by Bothari · · Score: 1

    The mamooth is not whole. One of the scientists has stated that this mamooth wasn't well preserved in the first place (it probably froze quite a while after death, giving time for decomposition to set in) and they probably only have hair, skin, bones and a couple of (recognisable) organs.


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  173. while we're doing newsflashes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where in the Bible does it say the earth is six thousand years old? It doesn't. Never. Due to history and dates you could say the Bible says man was created 6000 years ago, but last I looked Genesis 1:1 said "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth." Notice the period? Who's to say the earth wasn't around for thousand or millions of years before man was put on it. I'm a Creationist, and God very well may have somehow used evolution as part of the Creation, I'm not going to be an arrogant bastard and say I know (both sides are very much guilty of doing that) but I do not believe the world is only six thousand years old. Sorry, it just doesn't make sense.

  174. the matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DejaVu?? uh-oh, there's a glitch in the Matrix!

  175. More complex than that (Re:grrr...) by Lars+Arvestad · · Score: 1

    It is not as easy mitochondria float around happily in our cells and produce energy. I don't know mush about interactions cell--mitochondira, but I do know some things about state of the art research on them.

    It is beleived that mitochodria started of as a parasite on our most pathetic and primitive ancestors. The relationship became symbiotic and we lived together forever after. But there is evidence that there are genes from the mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) that have jumped over to the nuclear DNA. The system needs those genes, but it has turned out to be somewhat irrelevant as to where they are found. When these gene-jumps have occured I do not know and I am not sure about the state of research on that.

    It will indeed be interesting to se how different the mtDNA:s are in related species! And if there are differences, will they matter?


    Lars

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  176. Horrors!! only in Windows Media!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will we see the same uproar that we saw yesterday when someone posted a link to a video that was only in QuickTime 4 format?

  177. Basic Math 101 for creationists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    they said they dated the creature to be 23,000 years old. Hmm, doesn't evolution say they were several hundred thousand or even a couple million years old?

    If a species has lived from 2 million BC to 20,000 BC, it will obviously have lived at 23,000 BC. Now, I realise the big numbers are confusing to you Christian zealots. Here, pay attention.


    Evolution says mammoths lived a couple million years ago. Now, let's name a mammoth from this era A.

    Now...A begat B, and B begat C, etc. etc.

    ....

    and XYZ1 begat XYZ2, etc. and XYZ2 lived 23,000 years ago and died in a block of ice, wherefore he lay into the ice until his tusk was bumped unto by a good Siberian Samaritan.

    Do you get the concept? If something lived a million years ago and became extinct 3000 yrs ago, you can find specimens of it which are a million yrs, 400,000 yrs, 10,000 yrs, or 3000 yrs old.

    Is that such a difficult concept to grasp? There seem to be a bunch of creationists on /. hopping around with joy at the discovery of a 23,000 yr old intact specimen. Wake up, guys - if you're saying the universe is 6000 yrs old, this is almost living proof to the contrary.

    God, what a stupid, illiterate bunch.

    Note - if you can't understand this post, buy a book on elementary math or don't breed. Or go live in Kansas. :)

  178. moderate that up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's both funny and insightful.