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Yahoo Patents Dynamic Page Generator

ecampbel writes "This patent should scare many, many different sites. Their specific invention is that they store the live data used to fill in their site?s templates in shared memory that the sub-processes that actually generate the page have access to. This method cuts down on the time it takes to generate their page since quering another server or process isn't necessary. What does Slashdot and the readers of Slashdot think of this new patent?" Thats it! Nobody is allowed to cache data in shared memory space any more! Slashdot actually runs really close to this, although I cache the custom Slashboxes in httpd child memory space, not in shared memory owned by the parent Apache (hey, is there a shared memory module for perl? :) The abstract is attached below, anyone have any opinions on this one?

Here is the abstract of their patent: United States Patent 5,983,227 (Nov. 9, 1999)

Dynamic page generator

Abstract

A custom page server is provided with user preferences organized into templates stored in compact data structures and the live data used to fill the templates stored local to the page server which is handing user requests for custom pages. One process is executed on the page server for every request. The process is provided a user template for the user making the request, where the user template is either generated from user preferences or retrieved from a cache of recently used user templates. Each user process is provided access to a large region of shared memory which contains all of the live data needed to fill any user template. Typically, the pages served are news pages, giving the user a custom selection of stock quotes, news headlines, sports scores, weather, and the like. With the live data stored in a local, shared memory, any custom page can be built within the page server, eliminating the need to make requests from other servers for portions of the live data. While the shared memory might include RAM (random access memory) and disk storage, in many computer systems, it is faster to store all the live data in RAM.

282 comments

  1. Re:Even better.... by eosnet · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but making paople pay me for the ability to have sex would be a lot more money for me in the long run. I'd charge by the minute, plus charge licencing fees to use the patented "tools" each year. I better not talk much more as I might give Gill Bates an idea. (nice avoidance of defam lawsuit there huh?)

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  2. Re:Standard module by whileone · · Score: 1

    so if the date on IPC::Shareable is more than 1 year over the patent date, it obviously falls into the prior art clause. hopefully nullifying the yahoo patent

    --"oh dear" said god, "i hadn't thought of that" and vanished in a puff of logic--

  3. Re:Patent the Wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine had a better idea: patent pi. That way you get royalties not only on wheels, but on everything that's round.

  4. Re:new /. topic by bridgette · · Score: 1

    how bout a dunce cap with the caption "really obvious sh*t"


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  5. Re:Standard reply to patents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it may be your std but that which you have said is a very good argument kudos.

  6. Even worse... by adamsc · · Score: 1
    Check out patent #5,253,341. TechSearch LLC (a group of lawyers which buys patents so they can sue the bejeezus out of everyone else) claims this covers the retrieval and display of graphical and/or audio data from remote servers, which seems to include the entire web.

    It looks like the usual scam - there's enough prior art to sink this if it was ever fought but they're hoping people will find it cheaper to pay the $80,000 protection money they're asking than the legal fees to fight it. The letter their lawyers sent listed several large companies that are being sued and asserted that many other companies have already paid for licenses.

    I think the whole industry is starting to be challenged by those lusers. Outside of suing the US Patent Office for negligence, I think we need something like John Walker's PATO, where software companies could pool their resources to defend against these leeches.

  7. Re:Long way to go in IP by BootSpooge · · Score: 1

    I'm not contributing a lot to this conversation,
    but I am getting some good answers (like Ed Aus')
    to my questions. Just how the hell[1] do you
    patent a gene? I've got about a bunch(tm) in my
    body. Am I infringing on someone's patent?

    It seems to me that the human genome project
    id discovering what we're all made of. I cannot
    see how this is patentable. We've been around
    for a few hundred thousand years. Is this not
    prior art? If any one has any links to how
    this is being justified I'd love to see them.

    [1] pardon my french

  8. My Patent by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1


    Any method, process, set of instructions which produces directy or indirectly results in any new or original patents.

    This way I can claim royalties on every patent out there.

    (Please Moderate me as "lame".)

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  9. Re:Uh. Definitely prior art. by CrayDrygu · · Score: 1
    Often, you patent something to prevent others from patenting it and then charging you and the rest of the world money.

    True. I believe Volkswagen (I know someone did this, may not have been VW) patented the seat belt, but let everyone else use it free of charge. If this the the route Yahoo wants to take with this patent, then by all means let them, and hail them as the protectors of this technology.

    They'd have to be really stupid to try and patent something like this with the intention of mass lawsuits, IMHO... but who said big businesses were intelligent?

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  10. Some of us wrote/compiled an essay on the subject by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

    It's here: http://worldforge.org/website/about/pa tents/. Credited it simply to 'slashdot' as it touches on ideas brought by many people here. You might like Ideas For Fixes.

  11. revolution by engel · · Score: 1

    This is ridiculous. I think it is about time to start a bit of Civil Disobedience: everyone should just ignore stupid patents like this one. Just make the patent system go away by simply ignoring it in Thoreauean fashion.

    Yes, I realize that this idea needs work because it is not 'realistic'. Is there a way to make this suggestion realistic?

  12. I say: demonstrate it ! by jumbolo · · Score: 1

    Reading about all recent *silly* patents stuff I thought a simple rule that could be used:
    the patent request should be *invalidated* if someone else can prove (documenting the matter)that the process isn't a real innovation, having discovered/experimented/used it *before*.

    Isn't it a moral issue?
    Think about Marconi VS Bell.
    Think about Micro$oft too, the "freedom to innovate"

    * You could be the next one! *

  13. Encheferizer to the rescue! by gludington · · Score: 1

    Use the Encheferizer to get a totally unique, non-obvious solution to your problem! Look how it saved my latest web application:

    LinkResult More Coupons...Clear patent violation Mure-a Cuoopuns ...
    Bork! Bork! Bork!Looking good for my *own* patent
  14. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes, it's called a Request for Reexamination. However, why do it yourself? Surely there's large corporations out there who a) have a financial interest in seeing such a patent invalidated, and b) have the patent attorneys who have a much better familiarity with the process of filing a Request for Reexamination.

    If you're really interested, some additional information on Requests for Reexamination are at http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/p ac/mpep/22.txt

    Another reason to let a corporation with a financial interest file the Request for Reexamination is that there's a $2520 fee for filing one: http://www.uspto.gov/we b/offices/ac/qs/ope/1999/fee1999.htm

  15. Re:lawyers try to ruin yet another industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its the laywers (patent attorny's) that say 'sure, we can patent that, just pay me lots of money because i'm really bored and need to pay off my law school loans'. How do i know this? i'm a software developer and my company is trying to patent something that is along these lines and we are trying to do it because some blood sucking lawyer told us that we could. Are we to blame? yes, of course. But its the lawyers that cook up these rediculous patents which fuels everyone and their mothers to get on the patent-anything-you-can bandwagon.

  16. different from high performance databases - how? by geoff+lane · · Score: 2

    Any high performance db will attempt to cache and share data in memory when it's appropriate. It's the obvious thing to do to enhance performance. Yahoo's only feature seems to be that they also cache the per-user view of the data as well. As the general principle of cache/don't recompute is always an option that can speed up access, there's little original here.

  17. Encheferizer to the rescue! by gludington · · Score: 1

    Use the Encheferizer to get a totally unique, non-obvious solution to your problem! Look how it saved my latest web application:

    Link:More Coupons
    Result: A Clear patent violation

    Link:Mure-a Cuoopuns ...
    Bork! Bork! Bork!

    Result: A wholly unique, non-obvious application of technology! Looking good for my *own* patent

  18. Re:Breaking News: New Patent Filed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! This was my Idea!

  19. Check out what barrapunto uses by Kandinski · · Score: 1

    At barrapunto we have a "patentes" topic. Check out the section logo. It plays on the simplicity of the device and on the Spanish phrase "The Law of the Funnel" (the mighty always do what they want, the meek always suffer the consequences of both the mighty's actions and their own).
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    1. Re:Check out what barrapunto uses by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      you mean "sh*t flies downhill"

      Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
      Thought exists only as an abstraction

    2. Re:Check out what barrapunto uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A Funnel. Funnel Vision. That is almost funny.
      -Never mind.

      Sniper J. Thompson is not, and never has been, a member of the Anonymous Coward Party. Pseudonymous Coward, maybe. Anonymous, never.

  20. Who's organizing our side? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2
    When I see some new outrageous effort to censor the net, I know the EFF (which I recently joined) will be leading the fight against it.

    When I hear about some new attempt to force the church into the state, or to decrease protections against arbitrary search and seizure, I know the ACLU (of which I am a card-carrying member) will coordinate efforts against it.

    There is widespread agreement that software patents are evil. But who's binding and guiding the outrage? The only name that keeps coming up is the LPF, but there doesn't seem to be much more there than a name - I can't even join or send money through their web site (http://lpf.ai.mit.edu).

    Don't look at me - I'll give money, and write letters, but my organizing and people skills are zero. Maybe that's the problem, the old canard about how organizing geeks is like herding cats.

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  21. Been infinging for a long time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mean to get off on a rant here, but... what do poor schmucks like me do when we've been using this "pattentable" technology for over a year? I mean, who would've thought that copying stuff out of shared memory would've been faster than hitting the disk or getting something over the network!? This kind of idea is as novel and useful to the web programmer as pr0n is to the horny Internet surfer!



    Yohum's idea is absolutely brilliant except for the fact that this kind of technology isn't secret, nor is it new!!! Over the last year I've produced over a dozen sites and servers that use IPC shared memory and Apache... Should I go back to tied DB files? ::sigh::



    Think this'll ever get to the point where a company will pattent the 'cp' command? The act of making a copy of a file sounds pattentable, so does mv, and what do you think about removing files? Sounds novel, why not pattent that too...

  22. slashdot congressmen, any lawyers here? by emmons · · Score: 1

    People, this is getting rediculous. Please, call and write your congressmen and demand that the patent system be reformed. Any lawyers on slashdot? Draft a bill and send it to congress! My God, this system is stuck in the late 1800s! Hell, even copyright law was reformed in the 70s... is about time patents be changed.

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  23. Re:new /. topic by biostatman · · Score: 1

    In all seriousness, I think that the more that silly patents like this are discussed, the more the eggheads in DC will get a clue as to what they are actually approving. This, and the McDonnel Douglas y2k patent, etc.. should not become the intellectual property of the filing parties; it just doesn't make sense. By leveraging the collective eyeballs and knowledge of people like /. readers is a good way to debunk these "ideas". If there were a section on /. that addressed this issue and became known to people in the patent office, then maybe that would prevent things like this from happening.

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  24. Speculation: by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

    What would be the effect for free software interests of the inadvertent weakening of intellectual property itself? One cannot cynically trust the legal system to always reward the rich and punish the poor and disenfranchised (as seen by the recent antitrust findings of fact). Supposing this mechanism ends up in court cases where intellectual property is drastically weakened because judges or juries won't accept patentholders clubbing 'the little guy'? This could seriously weaken the usefulness and relevance of patents in general. Surely it's a bad idea to assume (out of some sense of teenager hip cynicism?) that such abuses of the IP system can just happen without consequences to the abusers? Again, I question whether this may be weakening IP in general, since patents are being granted that are clearly in error and unworthy of such status. That considered, what would the implications be for free software if the millenium saw a collapse of the significance of intellectual property- for instance, picture this patent mess and also the ludicrous behavior of the music and film industries on behalf of intellectual property. If all that ended up 'pushing it' too far and breaking the usefulness of IP, one might envision a Sampling World where everything is copied from everything else, perhaps with a layer of obscurity, perhaps as openly as mp3s of commercial music are traded. Picture software being similarly used, with the 'rules' of IP and patents so convoluted that nobody can ever in good faith keep informed on what they might be infringing on. In a world of such information fluidity, would this be an arena where free software would thrive, since it is primarily suited to maintaining information flow in situations of severe _restriction_? Perhaps it would grow like kudzu vines in the newly boundless environment :)

  25. Seems to be reinvention of report generation by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

    This invention seems to be a reinvention of report generation from a database according to a template. For example, in a large bank, the tellers have many terminals, all displaying different account information based on a customers' profile. The account database is live,
    being updated constantly as checks clear, ATMs
    are used to withdraw cash, etc. The account
    display can have additional fields or pages that
    appear depending on which services that customer
    has (checking, savings, loans, etc.).

    I don't see what is new and un-obvious about the
    Yahoo patent.

  26. League for Programming Freedom by Diane+k4.5 · · Score: 1

    A long time ago I was reading through some GNU software and they were pushing another organization called "The League for Programming Freedom". I managed to find their web site at http://lpf.ai.mit.edu/ However it looks like the organization isn't doing to well. "Getting a domain name might not be a priority until the LPF has an actual committee to take it forward". The organization really is a good idea and we really should be pushing to turn it into a decent lobby organization, or perhaps the EFF should branch out. Though for letter writing/emailing you get your representatives address info here. I'd really recommend sending them something. Remember to be polite and to include the address you're registered to vote at. (If you're not registered you should be.) On the list of recent news that had this little tidbit "02 Sep 99: Lucent gets patent on sine/cosine table lookup" Hmm... hasn't that one being done by hand since, say shortly after sine/cosine were invented? diane

  27. Link? by Kinthelt · · Score: 1

    Is there a link to the patent database? I only trust spoon-fed info so far...

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    1. Re:Link? by Pascal+Q.+Porcupine · · Score: 2

      You can try the IBM patent database or the US Patent and Trademark Office. I usually use the former.
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    2. Re:Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://patent.womplex.ibm.com

  28. Re:YAUSPORAS... by atillathehun · · Score: 1

    You might as well patent Fortran Common areas...early example of a template potentially shared by other processes.

  29. Speak to the source of the patent problem by Dom2 · · Score: 3

    This is a subject coming up more and more frequently on slashdot. I think it's time that we contacted somebody at the patent office for the weekly interview. You never know, it might make a difference. At the very least, they might tell us how we can make a difference.

    -Dom

  30. Use brain before typing (Was:This is great news!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you patent every generic programming concept which causes "development as we know it" to stop and innovation to halt, then how are you going to make any money off of your patent? You can't collect licensing fees if nobody uses your patent? Companies that try to enforce stupid patents like this will suffer (e.g, Unisys and maybe Amazon). Perhaps Yahoo patented it first to prevent another company/law firm from patenting this technique and turning around to soak Yahoo. I don't know. But I seriously doubt that Yahoo could enforce this patent on two grounds (a) the resources needed to determine if a patent infringement occurs is high and (b) there are too many programmers that use this technique to get many of them.

  31. Uh. Definitely prior art. by Pascal+Q.+Porcupine · · Score: 2

    This is incredibly vague, but hell, even QLink on the C64 did stuff like this back in the mid-80s. And they got a patent on this?!
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    1. Re:Uh. Definitely prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing to keep in mind is that many patents are self-defense patents. Often, you patent something to prevent others from patenting it and then charging you and the rest of the world money.

      Personally, I'd much rather have a patent in the hands of someone like that, than someone that patents things just to make money off them (I'm not saying Yahoo won't sue anyone, I don't know... we can only see how Yahoo uses it).

      Maybe the EFF needs to start collecting patents and giving free liscense to them to prevent this. Maybe have a patent fund that patent authors can donate their patents to under the condition that they are liscensed freely.

    2. Re:Uh. Definitely prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe Volkswagen (I know someone did this, may not have been VW) patented the seat belt, but let everyone else use it free of charge

      Volvo.

    3. Re:Uh. Definitely prior art. by CrayDrygu · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. Volvo. I knew it started with a V ;)

      Gimme a break, it was in a driver's ed film, and I was half asleep =)

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  32. Prior Art! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This patent will fall apart in the first court case that tests it!

    Patents are based on a concept called "prior art" which means nothing exactly like the proposed patentable idea can ever have been published previously.

    All it takes is for _one_ such item to be found and the patent will be ruled invalid.

    Plus I bet they get nailed on the implementation details. You can't actually patent a software technique - only an implementation (i.e. hardware, OS, and a specific software implementation). It wouldn't take much to reimplement their "patented" implementation in a different "unique and non-obvious" (patent terminology) manner!

    Kiss my Yahoo! Yahoo!

  33. Ye Gods, they ARE going to go all the way! by Stormbringer · · Score: 1

    Give it a coupla years and somebody will patent "fire" and the damfool PTO, ignoring prior art, will let em do it.

  34. I guess Linda isn't considered prior art...? by __aaromg1353 · · Score: 1

    This is kind of unbelievable. This is such a standard technique -- used by many, many systems, including I'm sure ones written by the readers here.

    I vote for slashdot.org oversite on all software patents!

    :-)

  35. Getting a patent vs. using it as a club by Joe+Rumsey · · Score: 1

    Since the US patent office are completely clueless, it is in EVERY company's best interests to try and patent every technology they use. If they don't, someone else will. We all agree that the patent office is out of control, but as long as they are, patenting your work is a no brainer in order to protect yourself.

    What we need to watch is whether the companies who are granted these insane patents attempt to use them as clubs against other companies, or whether they're only getting them to avoid being sued themselves. I worked at a company that held at least one fairly silly patent that could have been used against several other companies, but never was. We had it just for our own protection, and I can tell you I would have quit at the first hint of our company actually suing someone over it. But it never came up, except jokingly.

    So don't get mad at Yahoo for patenting this, only get mad if they try to use it as a weapon.

  36. Read the patent again, its a cinch to circumvent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " One process is executed on the page server for every request". Just use threads instead and you should be all set! Although, this patent is simple an implementation of caching and partial evaluation strategies.

  37. That's it! Time to write our senators... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    We need to make a "No Bullshit Patents" law.
    Who's with me?

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  38. MS-ASCII strikes again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just read to fill in their site?s templates. Why is this posted in MS-ASCII? Has Microsoft taken over /.? Why weren't we told? Does the DoJ know about this monopolistic assualt on standards? :-)

  39. Re:Some of us wrote/compiled an essay on the subje by gwyndaf · · Score: 1
    In the Ideas For Fixes:

    It may be that the ideal approach to the problem is to flood the Patent Office with prior art of every conceivable sort, in a form they can quickly and easily use to test patent applications.

    A possible better idea, inspired by the above, is to simply flood the Patent Office. It's relatively cheap to get a patent through the patent office if you don't care about its validity or usefulness, so it would probably be practical for the programming community to churn out a few hundred thousand junk patents per month.
    Would that be enough to clog up the process ? Would it bring the patent office to their senses ?

  40. 'more' patent by rp · · Score: 1

    This is not about the word 'more' but about a technique
    to use fvwm-style or Xfree86-style virtual window management, but with visible bars to indicate the function.
    A definite improvement over the fvwm and X feature as far as I'm concerned.

  41. 'broad' software patent? by rp · · Score: 1

    As far as I can see, it's about a specific application of a very specific OS feature: SysV Unix shared memory.

  42. Yahoos other Patent case by Thiarna · · Score: 1
    Also intersting to note - Yahoo are currently being sued themselves over patent violation, Wired have the article.

    The other patent (one electronic shopping cart instead of lots as I understand) looks almost as bad. Maybe Yahoo are planning to use their new patent as part of their defense (anything can be patented, so patents are meaningless)

  43. First post!!! by BootSpooge · · Score: 1


    Patents like this make you wonder about
    our country. Even if the patent office is
    using fresh-outs stuff like this should
    never squeek by. Any one with a little
    smarts in the patent field have any info
    on prior use?

    1. Re:First post!!! by spiffyboy · · Score: 1

      I only have pitty for you poor Statesmen (americans).
      Though I would say it is a problem of your legal system, not the patent office. The rest of the world actually agrees on the fact that ideas/algorithms are not patentable...

    2. Re:First post!!! by Helge+Hafting · · Score: 1

      Unforunately for you poor non-Statesmen (non-americans), patents are usually respected internationally. So, it may be a problem of our legal system, but it affects everyone .

      Not so. US patents falling in a clearly non-patentable category here (such as software patents) are not respected. The obvious exception is anyone interested in selling their product in the U.S. Those who don't aim for more than the European market, or write free software, don't care.

    3. Re:First post!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      How about patenting first post? Should solve the problem once and for all.

      Ok, sorry, couldn't resist...this is all sooo insane.

      Chilli *sigh*

    4. Re:First post!!! by mochaone · · Score: 2

      Unforunately for you poor non-Statesmen (non-americans), patents are usually respected internationally. So, it may be a problem of our legal system, but it affects everyone .

      Cheerio and all that sort of rubbisn, eh mate?

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  44. Attack on Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you all think that this is just a chicken s--- way to try and close the door on Google which features cached pages. Personally I think Yahoo is trying to pull a Microsoft.

  45. Speaking of the McDonnell Patent... by Ares · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know when the M-D patent was issued/filed? Unless my memory is painfully flawed. Good old MS-DOS has been doing that for dates since about 1981 (or at least since the days of 3.1 in about '85). IIRC, any 2-digit date less than 80 yielded 20xx, while 80=year=99 gave 19xx.

  46. Activism by Head+Lice · · Score: 1

    The US patent office is out of control; the entire software patent issue is the modern equivalent of the Church's indulgences (give me money, and God will forgive your sins... more money... bigger sins!)

    Somewhere at a bottom of a thread someone mentioned a class-action suit against the patent office. Is there any reason why this isn't possible? Perhaps we can use the lawyer pig-dogs against themselves in order to stop this stupidity.

    The fact remains that software patents are all based on a shaky legal interpretation of a late seventies patent that was a hardware/software solution. The fact also remains that the US is one of the few countries that allow software patents (I think it is only US and Japan). The final fact is that software patents are significantly delaying innovation (look into the whole RSA issue and then think of the state of "secure ecommerce").

    Someone really needs to find a good, greedy lawyer and wake up the patent office to stop this madness. Alternately maybe someone can file class action suits against Yahoo et al for even daring to file the patents.

  47. Sure! Blames the lawyers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that when some asshole wants to use the legal process for stupid purposes, and hire a lawyer to do it, that the LAWYER gets blamed, instead of the asshole who's behind the trouble in the first place? A patent lawyer just gets the information from his client, and then does his best to get the patent registered. It's his JOB, and it's his client who is seeking and acquiring the patent. Go after Yahoo, which is the group of pricks actually behind this. Why not just blame doctors for being shallow when they perform plastic surgery?

    1. Re:Sure! Blames the lawyers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why is it that when some asshole wants to use the legal process for stupid purposes, and hire a lawyer to do it, that the LAWYER gets blamed, instead of the asshole who's behind the trouble in the first place? A patent lawyer just gets the information from his client, and then does his best to get the patent registered. It's his JOB, and it's his client who is seeking and acquiring the patent

      The Yahoo lawyer can't be blamed, he did his job. The Lawyers as a whole are absolutly, definitly and totally to be blamed for the Patent non-sense in the US and Japan. They are a driving force for the applicability of patent of software although it is clear that it is non-sense. The reason ? Money. Lawyers have effectively set a lawyer software tax, since any non-trivial program is now the subject of multiple overlapping patents.

      They are to be blamed to encourage what is clearly a non-sense, at their own benefit, while if they expressed the state of affair clearly, it could stop at once.

      This is particularly true in Europe: the European law explicitly forbids patents on software. However a bunch of patent examiners found it cool (profitable) to set their own private law and still accept patents through work-arounds. This REVOLTS me.

      Why not just blame doctors for being shallow when they perform plastic surgery?

      Because it does no harm to the rest of the society.

      Patents is harming the society to a huge extent that is not yet measured.

      You could absolutly, totally and definitly blame the doctors for performing plastic surgery, if for this, they needed a special human tissue that would be taken on third world's children, in exchange of money and shortened life expectancy.

      Making something useless is one thing ; making deliberatly something harmful is another ; remorselessly perpetuating the harm is still another.

  48. Re:The GNU Patent fund...No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FSF has an agenda. I would not want to arm them with patents to impose that agenda any more than I would like to see Microsoft simply slapped on the wrist for their anti-comptetive innovation-stiffling behaviour.

  49. Re:Patents don't mean much. by coreybrenner · · Score: 1

    The reason they'd lose that case (don't think their legal staff hasn't contemplated it - I would lay odds that they've thoroughly investigated it) is that you can't copyright "look-and-feel". If you could, Microsoft would still be paying Apple for ripping off elements of the Macintosh GUI, or they might both be paying Xerox out the nose for the same.

    --Corey

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    Not only will they not deserve liberty or safety, Mr. Franklin, they will be DENIED both!
  50. Re: Fix for s/w patents by Afterimage · · Score: 1

    That's almost a reasonable amount of time given that it seems like the net lives in dog years (1 year real time = 7 years of internet time).

    Of course, patents made much more sense even 10 years ago when product development time was measured in years, not months or weeks. Rather than protecting what a company might have put it's entire existance into for five to eight years of development time, with similiar development cycles for competitors, it made some sense to protect physical inventions.

    Now, with product to market leadtimes measured sometimes in hours or days, software patents, particulary those dealing with the net, don't so much protect the ideas as provide a fallback blunt instrument to bludgeon a competitor with.

    Given that patents take months to review and be awarded, by the time the patent is awarded, the time frame the patent applies to has passed. A year is effectively worthless, even in Internet time, since beaurocracy doesn't even seemt to work in "real-time."

    Finally, could anyone point out where on Yahoo's site they said "Patent Pending" to serve some sort of notice to the community?

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  51. We need to get in touch with our Congressmen by DragonHawk · · Score: 2

    Like the subject says, we need to break out the pen and paper (or keyboard and printer) to write our duly appointed Congressmen -- and women! -- and tell them that the US Patent and Trademark Office is royally screwing things up lately.

    Don't send email -- Congress-people just do not take email seriously yet. (When they do read it, they send a snailmail reply back -- that gives you an idea of how they operate). Even phone calls are not as good as letters, because letters stick around when a phone call is over when you hang-up.

    Congress created the USPTO, and they can modify it as needed. It is obviously not doing what it was intended to do, nor is it benefiting the people of this country.

    We need to get moving, write our Senators and Representatives, and let them know what is going on. If enough people make their displeasure known, action will follow. Put the Slashdot effect to some use, and write Capitol hill.

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    dragonhawk@iname.microsoft.com
    I do not like Microsoft. Remove them from my email address.
  52. My Patents... by JediLuke · · Score: 1

    I think i'm going to patent breathing and drinking...living while i'm at it and make everyone pay royalties for doing it, I'LL BE RICH!
    JediLuke

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    JediLuke
    -Do or Do Not, There is no Try
  53. Motives? by Spud+Zeppelin · · Score: 2

    It occurs to me that Yahoo's motives in this may not be as broad-sweeping as people are trying to predict... just like Amazon apparently got their one-click patent specifically to sue B&N, I wouldn't be surprised if this were a mechanism designed specifically as a hedge against Excite.

    My Yahoo and Excite start pages already look surprisingly similar; if Yahoo believes they found competetive advantage in how they are putting them together, they may simply be trying to protect that competetive advantage using whatever means they happen to have at their disposal.

    Although, quite frankly, my Excite page loads faster...

    I'm not being an apologist here at all, I am also fundamentally opposed to the concept of software patents. All I'm trying to present is a guess at what might be their strategy behind it.... I will say that it makes absolute-zero sense for Yahoo, a company whose core business is still being a search engine (ok, directory, technically, but nevertheless...), to go after any number of sites they're indexing; it makes a lot more sense for them to target specific competitors building similar portals by attempting to hamstring their technical options.





    This is my opinion and my opinion only. Incidentally, IANAL.

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  54. I'm gonna patent ASCII by silversurf · · Score: 1

    That's it...I'm throwing down the gauntlet...

    I'm gonna apply for ASCII text to be my new patent. That way anyone who wants to type anything has to pay me the big $$$'s for each letter they type. Of course, there will be a sliding scale for the fee, letters used more frequently will be discounted, such as vowels and the letter "s". Unpopular letters like "x" and "q" will cost more as keeping that kind of intellectual property around has some overhead attached to it. It'll be just like Scabble!

    Oh by the way, those little smiley faces " :-) " that everyone uses, they're my patent too. Those cost alot to use, so be warned. :-)

    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......I win, I win!!

    -colin
    "I'm not trying to insult your intelligence, you have to have some to be offended"

  55. Re:Shoot all Patent Attorneys & the Examiners too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Nup, waste of lead if you ask me. I suppose you're not too worried about their rights to 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness', either ?

    Be nice to the environment. Help eliminate lead pollution. Don't shoot a lawyer today.

    You might need one if you're falsely accused of shooting a patent examiner.

  56. Re:Death of the internet by Steven+Pulito · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree with the notion that the Internet will not continue to grow. Just look at the campus of any modern university and you will see an abundance of terminals and a populace utterly dependent on them. In addition Palm like devices with Internet capablilities will only hasten this process.

    As for patents, remember they only last 20 years. The RSA algorithm for public-key encyption is one that is about to enter the publice domain. And as far as these absurd 'everyone's doing it, but I got the patent' patents, all it will take is a company with enough resources who wants to use the technology without paying royalties. I assure you they will be quick to bring prior art to the court's attention.

  57. Re:Picking apart the patent by Ares · · Score: 1

    Actually, looking at my server, I see exactly 8 processes currently sleeping known as apache. If my understanding is right, when a connection comes in, all of them are awakened, and the first one to accept the connection handles it. If I had it configured differently, it would use threads.

    As for IIS, I'm quite certain that it uses threads, rather than forking (very seldom does a daemon on a MS OS fork to handle a new connection).

    I'm not sure because I haven't looked at the /. code, but Rob may want to examine it to make sure that it does not violate this patent. Seems to me that the Slashboxen could be considered "real-time" data obtained from other servers.

  58. Re:usa only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately I've been looking into the Patent issue for some time from Canada. Due to a few treaty agreements, many of the Patents are able to be applied with only a cursory review in countries including Canada if a US patent has been granted. I still feel the Europeans are a ways ahead with the one year open review of patents before granting for challenges to be brought forth. As I've stated to numerous people before, the PTO is over it's head, it cannot competently carry out its own charter any more, and should be either dissolved with the patents or charged with gross negligence in a class action lawsuit. JMHO of course.... :-)

  59. Re:Patent Stupidity by sumner · · Score: 1

    LPF is at http://lpf.ai.mit.edu (no www).

    Sumner

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  60. HA! The more you shit on the floor: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more chance you will step in shit: On Wired: According to SBH, Yahoo Shopping violates the patent by allowing consumers to shop at stores like FAO Schwartz, Eddie Bauer, Macy's, and Toys R Us without ever leaving the Yahoo portal. Instead of pointing consumers to individual online stores to make a purchase, as Shopping.com and Pricewatch.com do, Yahoo allows them to go through a single checkout line. "It's quick and easy -- and it violates the patent," said SBH's president Steven Schuver.

    1. Re:HA! The more you shit on the floor: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you could explain what it means for Yahoo to be in violation of a patent they themselves hold.

  61. Re:PhotoMosaic by jms · · Score: 2

    No, you now have one year to file for a patent on your idea. If you don't, someone else can. If no one else files within one year, your idea will safely be in the public domain.

    - John

  62. Can you say BS? by !Xabbu · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but when it comes down to it, if you program it yourself using your own code it should not be patentable. I can understand copywrite issues put on software (ie. you hack our system, steal the code and use it for youself and make gobs of money) but patenting a process of doing something is BS when it doesn't actually create something solid, ie a car. I think I'll patent the method I use to put my pants on in the morning.

    - Xabbu

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    - Jimbob
  63. Have they patented use of vi to write HTML yet? by dave_aiello · · Score: 2
    Next, we'll find out that the USPTO has granted a patent to a Fortune 100 company for using the novel technique of authoring their HTML in a new Web Authoring environment called "vi" which is somehow integrated into the UNIX operating system.

    Serious comments:

    The more patents they grant on these sorts of processes, the less enforceable all patents become. Recent developments indicate that the USPTO is totally out of their depth when it comes to the Web.

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    -- Dave Aiello
  64. Re:Standard module by consumer · · Score: 1

    You might also want to look at IPC::MM, which implements a hash in shared memory using C code. Should be faster for apps with a lot of read/write access.

  65. Re:new /. topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a "patent paper" with a picture of a chiseled stone wheel on it.

  66. Fundamental Problem with "IP" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we look beyond the silliness of any patent discussed here, there is a pattern visible. The so called "Protection of Intellectual Property" is extended more and more. Patent times are prolonged, while development cycles shrink, bills like UCITA pass, and the US try to impose their own ideas of informational restriction and (factual) suppression of individuals onto the world via WIPO. As a member of the (yet) free world, I am by no means willing to accept the corrupted and bigot laws of a society that puts 11-year old children to court for sexual harrassment for my own life.

    All this appears to me like a move to save the power structures from the industrial into the information age. In the industrial age, property was not easily transferred, and if the communists tried, they failed. But contrary to the nature of physical things, it is in the nature of information (and especially ideas and digitized information) to be transferred .

    This fact alone would be enough to overthrow the existing power structures, so they fight hard to avoid losing out. But this can only mean that they have to restrict the transfer and freedom of information to the maximum extent, and to oppress these who are in their way.

    This happens on many levels, from lobbying governments to the simple fact that none of you would go to court if, say Yahoo, came along asking you to take down your server, threatening to sue you for $10M and your future life would be at risk (they'd even have a successful precedent case, then).

    We can only hope that this kind of oppression is bound to fail as it did in (real) communism.

  67. Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Irrelevant.

    The patent is about creating (or reusing) per-user template files.

    It is not primarily about shared memory.

  68. Lots of prior art! All O/Ss cache user data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All reasonable O/S cache user data in memory. I personally have used formatted shared memory in several applications many, many years ago, and can prove it. Ignore this patent; they will never try to enforce it because it is "patently" invalid.

  69. Specific Prior Art has now been located (I think) by King+Babar · · Score: 1
    2. Using a page server, a method of providing real-time responses to user requests for customized pages, the method comprising the steps of: [etc., rest deleted]

    I have a cold today, so my virus-addled mind may be missing something here, but it would appear that this claim really amounts to a description of a data-base view on a transactions-oriented database that just happens to be executed over-the-web? Or does the claim hinge on the notion that the view was "user-generated" (also pretty weak, given current DB products)?

    Presumably the idea of a database view cannot be patentable these days given a metric buttload of prior art, but is the "mere" webification of such an idea legally patentable, given the theory that it wasn't trivial to do since database-backed web sites didn't exist from day one?

    If so, I note that this patent was filed on June 12, 1997, and I am therefore virtually certain it is invalid due to the specific prior art of Philip Greenspun's online version of the bookDatabase Backed Web Sites, which originally appeared on the web before it's 1997 publication, and was republished as Philip and Alex's Guide to Web Publishing in 1999. Chapter 10 ("Sites that are really programs") and Chapter 11 ("Sites that are really databases") being te most relevant pieces.

    Really, I think Greenspun's prior art tells you exactly how to achieve the central claim of this patent, so I would be very interested to see somebody argue how the Yahoo claim holds any water at all, even in the "we webified it!" sense.

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    Babar

  70. Re:Silly patents and TM:s How *should* it work? by son+of+spAm · · Score: 1

    This is kind of long, but bear with me. There are already several distinctions:
    trademark - a catch phrase associated w/ a company
    copyright - to protect a person's intellectual property from being unfairly duplicated. Books and pictures - things that are just content, not process or service.
    patent - a temporary monopoly on an invention is granted to advance technology

    So why are IP patents bogus? No invention. Period. The computer is a computer and its already a computer. They are all bogus, and they last too long, to boot. I think I will write my congressman and suggest the following:

    process protection - if somebody comes up with a revolutionary new way of doing things, s/he gets something similar to a patent that lasts 20-50 technology years (i.e. 2-5 solar years), but unlike a patent, the source is closed while it is protected. Additionally, more than one person can protect the same "process" at the same time, as long as its unique code (which must be submitted and compared).

    After expiraiton, the process or the code itself becomes public domain. Not sure whether straight out GPLing it would be fair to the creator, but something along those lines. Don't just make the process public domain, make the code to perform that process public. Similar to the GNU GPL (only w/ a grace period), so the original creator can still make money off it after the process protection expires.

    All executable or interpreted computer code (any process) should be protected under this kind distinct, unique set of laws. Its fair to the creator, the industry and the consumer!

    As for GUIs, really cool, unique GUIs like Kai's Photo Soap, can be copyrighted as art, but the interface code, functionality or layout cannot. GUIs based on standard component libraries are S.O.L. and are public domain.

    Oh, and to keep corporations happy about their public image, all contributors to the current flavor of any software must be credited. Just look for the circled P. (p) My company, Inc.

    To summarize
    If it can be done on paper, its a copyright. If it is a machine, it can be patented. If it is code that controls how a machine (i.e. computer) operates, a different set of rules need to be present, and I think going close-source to open-source/GPL after a reasonable amount of time would be fair to everyone and would promote innovation radically faster than the typical system used today.


    The only considerations I suppose are:
    - whether it is practical to force people to GPL their software if they want it protected for a limited amount of time (and what happens if someone chooses not to)
    - whether or not it is more fair (and more appealing to corporations) to only make the process public after a grace period, but the code itself is still protected (and can only be used as reference), as opposed to a flat-out GPL
    - how this be can written to allow license agreements
    - how to protect company/product association (keep someone from marketing the *exact* same product as you w/ a different name in 5 years)

  71. Re:Standard reply to patents... by rotted · · Score: 1

    If they actually go through with this patent, it will be completely useless in the court room. I think the goal is simply to discourage young entrepreneurs. It's supposed to be impossible to get a patent for something which is indistinguishable from the current state of the art. Thus if Yahoo gets this patent, it'll be because their lawyers managed to pull the wool over sombody's eyes, and they'll never be able to collect money from anybody currently using this technology (/. for example, or any one of the sites I've been building lately).

  72. trying to patent locality... by qwerjkl · · Score: 1

    Is very much like trying to patent Newton's laws of motion. "That's it, no one else's airplanes are allowed to use Newtonian physics in their flying apparatus." Locality is the one fundamental law of computing.

    --
    abrams's advice: when eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
  73. Re:Yeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How often does IBM sue someone for some of their dumber patents (they used to have one for going between fields with TAB in a user interface). They're largely defensive, to prevent others from suing them. The last company they were waved at was Microsoft, during the "divorce," and it supposidly limited how badly Microsoft tried to screw them.

  74. Re:Patents don't mean much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's right. The best cases were Xerox vs. Apple (Xerox lost), Apple vs. Microsoft (Apple lost) and Lotus vs. Borland (Lotus lost on appeal). The last one was interesting, because it covered keystrokes (for Lotus keystroke macros) and Quattro Pro.

  75. Re:Long way to go in IP by Sorklin · · Score: 1

    From what I understood from that program (and I could be wrong), you are patenting the use of the genes in question. Using an example, lets say the sequence of genes that have been patented are related to breast cancer. So doing a test that looks at these genes to see if someone might get breast cancer is infringing on the patent. Developing a drug that uses these genes to target breast cancer is infringing on the patent. Anything that uses these genes in relation to breast cancer infringes on the patent.

    Reminder: IANALBMSIETSWFTNLRB (I am not a lawyer buy my sister is even though she works for the NLRB) and I could be wrong, even though its never happened before. ;)


  76. IMHO unenforceable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The patent was filed June 12 1997 and the caching technique of templates was used since early 1996 e.g. in WebObjects by Apple. Therefore it seems to me that this patent is not enforceable.
    Just my $0.02
    __Reimer

  77. Re:YAUSPORAS... by norton_I · · Score: 1

    No, but perhaps the combination of BOLD ITALIC CAPITALS to convey stronger emphasis...

  78. Picking apart the patent by jms · · Score: 2

    In order for there to be an infringement on claim 1, there must be:

    a plurality of user processes, one process per user accessing the server system;

    This does not appear to apply to Apache, because Apache uses a single process to handle multiple requests by different users.

    Does anyone know enough about the internal workings of IIS to know if it allocates one process per user, or request? If so, then this patent claim may only be infringed on by sites using Microsoft software.

    Claim 2 appears to be infringed on by all web servers that use user logons for any purpose, including slashdot, and that store any user preferences locally.

    If so, then the rest of the claims are irrelevant, because it appears impossible to construct a useful web server without infringing claim 2.

  79. Re:new /. topic by ripler · · Score: 1

    Right on, but you would probably have to change it to PNG on moral grounds.

    I know its off topic, but I laughed.

  80. That'd Be Smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah. Attack Google and piss off geeks with powerful computers and software tools all over the world. A real recipe for success, that would be. :-)

  81. PTO not all bad by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

    Its easy to bad mouth the PTO when they make decisions such as this, but remember, their existence allows us to live in a world where not all technological marvels are hidden behind trade secrets. Who among us hasn't, at one time or another, benefitted from this invention?

  82. Re:You are confusing Patents and Copyrights... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patents prevent someone else from implementing the same idea. Even if they *independantly* came up with the same idea. If this patent prevents Cold Fusion/Zope/PHP and friends from advancement, then it's a bad thing.

  83. Realistically, who cares? by Da+VinMan · · Score: 1

    So they patented it, if they actually try to sue someone over this, the PR fallout would be so bad it would make them look seriously stupid.

    I really have to wonder why they bother filing the patent in the first place. Didn't any of their tech people tell them that this is an obvious use of technology in a web server, and therefore not really eligible for a patent???!

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  84. The Actual Patent Claim by Thalia · · Score: 1

    You will recall that what Yahoo actually gets is not the abstract, but what is actually claimed. It appears that Claim 2 is their broadest claim. Claim 2 states:

    >2. Using a page server, a method of providing
    >real-time responses to user requests for
    >customized pages, the method comprising the
    >steps of:
    >
    >obtaining user preferences, wherein a user's
    >user preferences indicate items of interest to
    >that user;
    >
    >obtaining real-time information from information
    >sources;
    >
    >storing the real-time information in a storage
    >device;
    >
    >combining the user preferences for the user and
    >a template to form a template program specific
    >to the user;
    >
    >receiving, from a user and at the server, a user
    >request for a customized page customized
    >according to the user preferences;
    >
    >executing the template program specific to the
    >user using the real-time information stored in
    >the storage device as input to the template
    >program to generate the customized page; and
    >
    >providing the user with the customized page,
    >wherein the steps of executing and providing are
    >performed in real-time response to receipt of
    >the user request in the step of receiving and
    >wherein the customized page includes at least
    >one item of real-time information selected from
    >the storage device.

    This is quite a bit narrower than the technologies discussed on Slashdot. Specifically, there appear to be two limitations that relate directly to the news being customized. By specifying that it is "real-time information" they probably get around a lot of old technology that customizes standard pages that do not preset news or the like.

    1. Re:The Actual Patent Claim by JPMH · · Score: 1
      This is quite a bit narrower than the technologies discussed on Slashdot. Specifically, there appear to be two limitations that relate directly to the news being customized. By specifying that it is "real-time information" they probably get around a lot of old technology that customizes standard pages that do not preset news or the like.

      A snapshot of which stories are currently headlining the main news sites is precisely "real-time information" .

      If /. combines this with individual pre-prepared user templates, then they had better have been doing it since before June 12 1997.

  85. patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone who is into law and reads this, is there any way of contacting the patent office and starting a petition for the dismissal of that patent on the grounds that it's not original? they would get a huge responce from slashdot alone in addition to every other site of on the internet (including my own) that uses this method of caching pages

  86. Key claim is #2. Not just shared memory. by JPMH · · Score: 3
    Read the patent. (Key paragraphs below).

    It is much much worse than a claim on use of shared memory. The real killer broad claim is #2, which is an attempt to claim ALL pre-compiled user-specific template pages.

    Use of shared memory (#4), server-farms (#5), and cacheing (#6) are additional claims over and beyond the basic claim #2. Claim 2 applies whether these other claims are implemented or not.

    The nitty-gritty of claim #1 is just a fallback position, which protects Yahoo's detailed process in the event that Yahoo's other claims are ruled too abstract. Claim #1 does not apply unless you specifically generate lists of relevant sports teams and weather reports from user postcodes. The real horror is claim #2.

    Claim 2

    2. Using a page server, a method of providing real-time responses to user requests for customized pages, the method comprising the steps of:

    obtaining user preferences, wherein a user's user preferences indicate items of interest to that user;

    obtaining real-time information from information sources;

    storing the real-time information in a storage device;

    combining the user preferences for the user and a template to form a template program specific to the user;

    receiving, from a user and at the server, a user request for a customized page customized according to the user preferences;

    executing the template program specific to the user using the real-time information stored in the storage device as input to the template program to generate the customized page; and

    providing the user with the customized page, wherein the steps of executing and providing are performed in real-time response to receipt of the user request in the step of receiving and wherein the customized page includes at least one item of real-time information selected from the storage device.

    Claim 4

    4. The method of claim 2, wherein the step of storing the real-time information in a storage device is a step of storing the real-time information in a memory having a capacity to simultaneously contain all of the real-time information that could be required for execution of the template program.

    The term "template program" would appear to cover any per-user pre-generated page which includes ASP or PHP or Javascript to fill in the blanks. Bespoke formats in which the user template contains just field names instead of script fragments might also be considered "programs", executable by the web-server plus appropriate module.

    Very, very nasty.

  87. Re:Standard reply to patents... by pinka · · Score: 1

    So why don't we boycott Yahoo? It's not like there
    aren't a million other search engines out there!

    -- Archi

  88. The feds should be able to fine them by browser_war_pow · · Score: 1

    There should be severe penalties for things like this. Make these greedy corps pay millions of $'s each quarter until they give up the patent.

  89. The Prior-Art-O-Matic by xeno · · Score: 2

    Ater reading a gob o' comments, it seems like most semi-aware folks are disgusted by the blithely ignorant ways of the US patent office. Few, however, have ideas about what to do. Lobbying is good. Opening the eyes of the mainstream media is good (the ABC News (I think) coverage on gene patents the other day was fantastic). But it's not enough.

    But how about more focused public discussion? Tossing these up on /. is somewhat constructive, but it seems to me that that's a step short of a public discussion forum dedicated to discovery of prior art. Instead of lamenting about how bad the patent process is on /., howzabout a place where every article is a ridiculous patent, and the typical reply is "check out XXXX and YYY which both did this years before LudicrousPatentFiler Inc did." Moderation categories could include "prior art," "common knowledge," "other patent infringment," "nonoperative," or -- god forbid -- "valid."

    The mere existence of such a community-led patent debunker might make the average company a bit more careful about throwing several thousand dollars at a patent that gets invalidated in an hour or two.

    Where did that /source go, anyway? Think I could run such a thing on a 384k dsl line?

    Jon (xeno*wolfenet!com)

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    I think not...(*poof*)
  90. Re:new /. topic by CheapVerbiage · · Score: 1

    A suit swinging from a tree with his clothes on fire.

    --

    Measure your wealth in hours, not just dollars.

  91. My Two Cents by Tutskcerrub · · Score: 1

    Every other day on Slashdot there's a story where the legislature is trying to pass a law to interfere with the internet, and that irritates me to no end. Yet in in the cases of Amazon and Yahoo patenting technology used by thousands of others, they do nothing.

    It's the government's fault that this is happening because of a loophole in patent law, yet instead of fixing that loophole, a serious problem, they're passing laws to protect my privacy when I don't want my privacy protected.

    I'm not sure about this, but I think these patents might not hold up under common law. There's no real precidents, it would be like a pre-internet age company patenting the invention of a screwdriver. We'll see what happens when Amazon v. Barnes and Noble finishes up.

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  92. Re:Specific Prior Art has now been located (I thin by JPMH · · Score: 1
    The key idea is to keep not just the data, but to cache partially complete data views for later re-use with different real-time data.

    Philip and Alex don't appear to specifically suggest this.

    Suggesting that the per-user files in transactional databases would count is very interesting.

    My guess is they would not represent enough of the content of a served screen to count as "template programs". But definitely a good try.

  93. Re:Hey *I* came up with that idea too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linked lists? Hmmm.....

  94. Re:usa only? by dufke · · Score: 1

    Domain names don't matter. I can server a .com adress from Siberia if I want too. (Which I don't, cause it's cold enough in Sweden.)
    -

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  95. Coming to a country near you, Real Soon Now by JPMH · · Score: 1
  96. stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just goes to show how screwy the US patent system is, anyone can get a job there, entry level position no computer experience needed, amaze and confuse your friends by issuing ignorant tech patents with 7 days of starting. Huge room for error growth, and great benefits, did you flunk high school, the US patent office WANTS YOU

  97. Solution: patent the patent by [null] · · Score: 1

    You know, you really want to screw these patent people over? PATENT THE PATENT ITSELF! Submit a patent proposal for something like "method of maintaining ownership and retaining value of intellectual property (yadda yadda lawyer speak science speak etc.)", submit it, and if it goes through, take it to the press as an example of patents gone haywire. Go on TV and threaten to sue the US Patent and Trademark Office, the World Intelluctal Property Organization (WIPO), etc. and point out all the BS patents that have been obtained on software and other things. Hint to Bill Gates/Microsoft: next time you're in front of a camera, tell the media that the stupidity of the US Govt. and Patent Office are stifling innovation for everyone with this stuff. Call for a judicial review of all patents issued since a certain date. Do something positive with your monopoly.

    I'm going to be lynched for bringing up Bill Gates, aren't I? In this case, he is probably the lesser of two evils, though not by much.

  98. Patent Law? by gotan · · Score: 1

    My opinion was, that patent law was for protecting inventors who came up with an original idea, not for people who scanned for original ideas of others or just very basic or obvious ways to do something, long since in use and well working. Isn't there somewhere in patenting a step where you have to show that what you want to patent is something original and has not been done before?
    That would also make 'preventive patenting' needless, since a publication would suffice.
    I mean, what will be patented next? Use of the electromagnetic spectrum as carrier of information? ("Hey you, either close your eyes or pay royalties!")

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  99. YAUSPORAS... by Oms · · Score: 2

    ...Yet another US Patent Office Run Amok Story!

    What next? A patent for bold and italic fonts?

    The way they give out patents right and left, it ought to be pretty easy to patent the concept of shared memory itself. Then sue Yahoo for patent violation!

    1. Re:YAUSPORAS... by jd · · Score: 2
      *Evil Grin*

      How about this? Patent the idea of linking search engines to stock information. That should easily slip past the patent office. THEN sue Yahoo. :)

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  100. Standard module by Matts · · Score: 5

    IPC::Shareable can (and is) used for this technique on mod_perl sites. I've used it myself. I haven't read the patent yet, I guess I'll go check it out.

    See the modperl archives for many other people using this method for caching data (templates and other stuff). I guess it could be argued that anything using a <perl> section or startup.pl in modperl is using a similar technique.

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  101. Re:lawyers try to ruin yet another industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're being a sucker, you know you're a sucker, and it's the lawyer's fault? Next you'll sue Slashdot for libel because this comment makes you look like a moron.

  102. patent officers by hugg · · Score: 1

    Why aren't there any more Einsteins at the patent office making sure that crazy stuff like this doesn't get passed? Put this patent in a room full of competent web engineers and ask them if it is an obvious idea. The answer would be an immediate and emphatic "yes".

    So where are these people? Ah ... they're all in Silicon Valley or similar places making tons of cash off of patent-writing web startups ;-)

  103. Hm. In trying to find the patent in question, I did a search on 'yahoo' in the IBM patent database... US patent 05896132 is even more unbelievable than this one. Apparently IBM tried and succeeded patenting using the word 'more' for flipping through multiple pages of text:

    Scroll bars conventionally used in a graphical user interface are replaced with "more" bars at each edge of a display bordering a direction in which more information is available for viewing. Actuation of a cursor on one of the more bars scrolls the display in the direction of the more bar. The more bars provide an intuitive mechanism for controlling the display of graphical user interface.
    That does it, I'm nuking the USPTO...
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    1. Re:Yeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the sweet Windows 3.1 Notepad in the middle of their "More bars"...

      :)

    2. Re:Yeek by Edwin+Oostra · · Score: 1

      Why does this immediatally cause the Monthy Python' silly walk sketch to surface in my mind.

      Okay.... I'm off to patentize believing in a God at the religious patents office of the USPTO.

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    3. Re:Yeek by sandler · · Score: 1

      Why is this marked as Funny? It's actually true... and linked from that page, among other things, is Microsoft's 1996 patent of the scrollbar itself.

    4. Re:Yeek by Pascal+Q.+Porcupine · · Score: 2

      God, I didn't intend for this to be moderated as funny... I had no idea I was making a joke, either.
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    5. Re:Yeek by thal · · Score: 1

      As the great Homer J. Simpson once said, "It's funny _because_ it's true," (italics mine).

  104. DOJ, 180 States and Yahoo Vs Microsoft and Linux by The_Myth · · Score: 1

    Latest News:

    After the resounding win by the DOJ against Microsoft (NASDAQ: MSFT), the 180 online states (IE ALL 50 US states, Canada, Australia et. al.) in conjunction with Yahoo is now filling a patent enfringement suit against all Microsoft, Linux and Cold Fusion developers.

    Under a bizarre ruling by the we-have-no-idea-what-we-are-doing court of "International Waters" an old precedent has determined that the actual webmasters and developers of Web Sites (patent pending) for breaching Yahoo's Patent.

    If this suit is upheld, everybody will have to pay a licensing fee to Yahoo for every page that uses scripting, server side includes or anything that could be determined as creating either an image or graphic, html (or derived technological form of text) or combination of both.

    A spokesperson from Yahoo was unavailable for comment however Bill Schiggly from the Patent Office has this to say "I bet you wish you thought of it first hey".

    Former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates had this to say "As pointed out in the case made against us, freedom to innovate was what was on trial not our products or the inclusion of our products into the Windows operating system. In our widest dreams we hadn't even thought of patenting web pages and charging every browser user a license fee to view pages. This subscription model once licensed will be available in Windows 2002 as poart of the standard EULA and CAL"

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  105. Hey *I* came up with that idea too! by Gurlia · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why people are patenting such kind of ideas. I am working on a Web project as well, and I had a similar idea: filling out templates with live data to optimize server response time. This is so ridiculous. I mean, anyone working on Web projects who have a brain are likely to come up with ideas similar to this -- who gave them to right to patent it and deny other's right to use what they came up with? It's not like this is some "deep" and "sophisticated" technique that takes a genius to figure out. Anyone could have come up with a similar technique and they would be "infringing" the patent. I think patents like these are just sick. I might as well have gone and patented linked-lists and charged royalty to every university that teaches linked-lists. Disgusting.

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    1. Re:Hey *I* came up with that idea too! by jediapprentice · · Score: 1

      I dare them to sue me......... I think it could very easily be argued that this knowledge is public domain due to the fact that it is common knowledge to anyone in the IS field. (as you stated.)

  106. Shared memory = HDD? by rocca · · Score: 1

    They go so far as to say that the shared memory may include RAM, or hard disk.... soooo, any file on your hard disk is essentially in shared memory. Don't go accessing any files on your hard drive - better retype them all to be safe. :-)

  107. nice idea, but... by CheapVerbiage · · Score: 1

    Any idea like this requires software developers to spend more and more of their time and resources working as lawyers, instead of building software. At some point, we need fundamental reform in order to make it possible and practical for professions other than the legal profession to flourish. Otherwise, everyone might as well give up everything that they were trying to do and become lawyers. We will all be out of a job.

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  108. Shared memory by pvente · · Score: 2

    According to the last sentence in the abstract, shared memory includes disk storage, not just the "conventional" shared memory. This would include databases as well. Ouch. I wonder what would have happen if an artist were to patent their brush-stroke technique, or patent the fact that they used cubes in their paintings. As I see it, artists patenting these types of things are very similar to programmers/corporations patenting the way they develop apps. So sad.

  109. Preusage? by bero-rh · · Score: 1

    Can't we throw over this patent based on preusage?
    I'm quite sure someone had this before yahoo...

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  110. Shared memory perl by Agnomen · · Score: 1

    Ben Sugars has IPC::Sharable. See http://people.canoe.ca/bsugars/ip c_shareable.html for details.

  111. Re:new /. topic by jesdynf · · Score: 1

    Ludicrous patents?

    How about a shoe with a spring coming out of the bottom?

    [Doesn't matter to me, I'm a crusin' in Lynx.]

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  112. ... by Maul · · Score: 1
    This won't hold up in court, since everyone and their brother has thought up stuff like this.

    But it is pretty sick that Yahoo is even attempting this.

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  113. No, they use disk caching. But... by hatless · · Score: 2

    No. Vignette StoryServer caches page fragments to disk. Of course, if it happens to be caching to a filesystem that itself is cached in memory, pretty much the same thing is happening.

    However, good old GroupLens, the personalization server they bundle, does cache user preferences and such to memory. Of course, these aren't page components. But plenty of other systems do that.

  114. Standard reply to patents... by mindslip · · Score: 5

    I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it, not that it would make much impact.

    Any idea or expression which can be thought by more than one person by sheer coincidence should never be allowed to be protected.
    Expression is not an entity to be hoarded. Implementation may have its merits in the varying methods used, but the thought processes which led to those methods are ultimately responsible, and come from varying sources of inspiration which law can neither protect, enslave, or induce.

    Research which truly *is* research, could be protected, certainly, as one protects the fruit of any labour (although for moral reasons, medicine, science, etc. they often shouldn't be). But clever programming tricks, methods that are already taken for granted, or legal wording of common-place procedures written and submitted for the purpose of making a buck... that's not justice, that's not even moral.

    Patents fall under law, law is imposed to promote justice, and a capitalistic greedy move like this on the part of a bunch of Yahoo's does no justice to anyone.

    mindslip

    1. Re:Standard reply to patents... by Subwolf · · Score: 1

      Standard reply of the patent office to patent requests, "Ok".
      The patent office made a statement a while back basically saying they will 'ok' pretty much everything that comes accross their desk.
      Its up to the courts to decide if a patent is legal. In other words, if you want to use the idea, you need to go buy yerself a lawyer that can stand up to whatever lawyer Yahoo can afford...

    2. Re:Standard reply to patents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem with this approach is how to define "research". I think if you really sit down and try to define this in a rigorous way, you'll run into all kinds of problems.

      One has to realize that although these kinds of patents are silly, they won't hold up in court. It would just take a few developers to say "Yes, I independently developed and used that technique before Yahoo did", and that's the end of their case.

      Yahoo would have to be even more crazy than the patent office to try to sue someone for infringement.

      A friend of mine had a cool suggestion: The patent office should be fined every time a company tries to sue for infringement on a bogus patent. Basically, they didn't do their homework, and should be held responsible for it!

  115. Re:Silly patents and TM:s How *should* it work? by kiatoa · · Score: 1

    I think two things would make patents useful again.

    1) Make patents non-transferable property with only limited duration leases allowed.

    2) Make the life of a patent reflect the rate of change of the technology in the applicable field.

    Heres why. If you assume the original idea of a patent was to give the inventor(s) a short term monopoly to use the idea in exchange for disclosing the idea to the public then we have a problem with 99% of the patents being granted today. The problem is that the patents are being granted to inventors who work for corporations BUT the patent rights are automatically going to the corporations! The inventor in many cases gets next to nothing. Corporations do not have ideas, inventors do. Thus solution 1) will put the power back into the hands of the inventors.

    Imagine: you work for megacorp A. You have a bright idea that you know will improve megacorp A's product. The law lets YOU patent your idea and then lease it to whomever you please. YOU get some nice royalties from being creative and the public gets your idea put into the public view. Megacorp A gets to do what megacorps are supposed to do - efficiently bring massive resources to bear on meeting societies needs. In this case by leasing your patent to help them produce a product more effiently.

    Of course the Corporate world has a lot to loose from something like this. As a society I think we would have a lot to gain.

    I suspect item 2) speaks for itself.

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  116. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally agree with the purpose of the patent system. I would rather see truly patentable inventions become patented rather than be maintained as trade secrets. The purpose of the system is to provide appropriate rewards for disclosure of technical advances so that everyone can benefit.

    Until recently, the patent system has worked fairly well. However, it is getting to the point when even I can't support it anymore. In the last few years, abuse of patent law and incompetence on the part of the Patent Office has become so widespread that software patents in particular often defeat the purpose of the system.

    In my opinion, we need swift change in the patent system to cope with the rapid requests for software patents. The spirit of the original patent system is still valid. However, the current implementation is practically comical. I would hate to see the patent system go away, because it promotes sharing of new advances over keeping trade secrets. However, if things don't change soon, patents will either become irrelevant (in the best case) or will destroy the US economy in the midst of the current economic (information) revolution.

  117. usa only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope this junk and other junk patents like it are usa only ones. But then again even if they are do you think companies will ask you if you are visiting a site from outside the usa and then will they use nifty 'cached pages' and '1-click-shopping' as features for only those people?

    Ack, you know that most likely these patents extend to Canada too, if so that sucks. Anyone know if they extend here to Canada?

    1. Re:usa only? by nevets · · Score: 1

      Isn't "usa" a city in Japan?

      I didn't know that patents apply to that city alone? ;^}

      They use to make products there and label it "Made in USA", until the US government made them stop. -- or is this just an Urban Ledgend?

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    2. Re:usa only? by leitchn · · Score: 1

      This is where us non-americans will start buying up .co.wherever domains wholesale and then selling them on for huge sums to american companies that want to avoid the patents !!

    3. Re:usa only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for Canada, but thankfully in Australia the U.S. patents are not automatically valid (as copyrights are); someone filing a patent in the U.S. would need to file separately in Australia to cover their patent - and in a strange twist of fate I can quote the Simpsons "Down Under" episode: "We don't take that kind of crap here." ;-)

    4. Re:usa only? by berek · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the US Patent Office is driving the whole herd of PTO's of the world before them. Today you can get a patent on _anything_ as long as you limit the field it applies to. In programming the US PTO has recently begun not only accepting innovative algorithms - which might have a resonable scientific height for patents - but also implementations which IMHO is creative engineering, but still only engineering. The driving force in this are the major US companies who trade patents for patents, thus keeping everyone else out.

  118. legal (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, so here's a question... patent infringement lawsuits are brought in civil court (I assume), where the defendant still has a right to trial by jury (7th amendment?).

    Now, everyone here's complaining about bullshit patents ruining innovation -- well do something about it! How many slashdotters know that any member of a jury has the CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to vote based on both LAW and FACT (known as "jury nullification") -- i.e., as a juror, not only do you judge whether the defendant broke the law, but also whether the law is just!

    "The jury has a right to judge both the law as well as the fact in controversy."
    John Jay, 1st Chief Justice
    United States supreme Court, 1789

    "The law itself is on trial quite as much as the cause which is to be decided."
    Harlan F. Stone, 12th Chief Justice
    U.S. supreme Court, 1941

    "No one is bound to obey an unconstitutional law and no courts are bound to enforce it."
    16th American Jurisprudence 2d, Section 177
    late 2nd, Section 256

    Actually, judges normally instruct the jury of the exact opposite, that they are only there to judge whether the person in question broke the law. Not only that, but lawyers are explicitly forbidden to tell the jury about the possibility of jury nullification. Bullshit! That's misleading at best, and more along the lines of a blatant lie...

    So if you ever happen to be on a jury where Yahoo/Amazon/Unisys is suing someone on the grounds of a patent that shouldn't have been issued in the first place, or maybe someone's being tried for possession of marijuana, or maybe the defendant looks funny to you, or maybe the defendant is the same race as you, vote however the hell you want! It's your right, guaranteed by the Constitution. Anarchy? Ha!

    More info about Jury nullification

    No, this actually doesn't have much to do with the topic, but I just read about this and think it's pretty fucking cool. Moderate down if you wanna.

  119. lawyers try to ruin yet another industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just the latest manifestation of the fact that we have too many god damn laywers in this country. Now they are cooking up ways to patent things that everyone is already doing in the software industry. This is a very scary trend. Lawyers suck.

    1. Re:lawyers try to ruin yet another industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      This isn't the fault of lawyers, you moron. It states quite clearly that Yahoo has the damn patent.

      Why don't you blame the secretary that typed the application, the software developers that wrote the word processing program, and the courier that delivered the application to the USPTO as well? Or, better yet, why don't you blame who is in fact responsible, the Yahoo management and the incredulously incompetent USPTO.

  120. US patents by Quirk · · Score: 1

    America is the most rabid dog running amok in the patent field but all nations subscribe to the practise just as all nations crib to protect their agricultural industries. It's seige mentality. Unfortunately Americans have caved in completely to the litiguous school of business practise in which government only polices the most flagrant breaches of the law and then lays the burden on the courts to sort out legal rights. Shakespear had it right about lawyers.

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  121. that means absolutely nothing by josepha48 · · Score: 3
    The abstract is a abrief description of what a patent does. Just because your system does what theres does does not necessarily mean you may infringe. What do the claims say? It is the patent claims that are what needs to be worried about. Does anyone have a patent number here?

    Suggestion /. with all the patents coming out that deal with hardware/software like this one ie shared mem, maybe it would be a good idea that when someone submits an article for a patent, they are prompted to also send the patent number, and a link to where they got this info, and all that jazz. Rather than just the abstract.

    I mean really the abstract is just that 'abstract'. IT is supposed to be a 1 paragraph summary of the invention in less than 150 words.

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    1. Re:that means absolutely nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      It's US 5,983,227 as the article mentioned. The full text, claims included, can be found here in the US Patent Office database.

      I agree with you that the abstracts don't do these things justice; far too often they just spark people to make dumb posts about how they should patent X or Y, because they don't understand that the real part is the claims.

    2. Re:that means absolutely nothing by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the link. An interesting debate, but if /.ers would actually take the time to read (hahahahaha) the full patent, they would see it's not that big a deal. It's a very specific process and not a broad (let's patent swap space) patent.

      I think Yahoo has tried to scale the dynamically generated, customizable web page beyond it's current boundaries, and that is why a patent was filed. Better mousetrap, old mouse.

      I'm not saying this will hold up in court, but it deserves more of a look than "bomb the patent office!"

    3. Re:that means absolutely nothing by Khalid · · Score: 1

      Good idea, and what not a Slashdot "Stupid patent area" :)

  122. Netscape Livewire/SSJS, for one... by hatless · · Score: 2

    Netscape's Server-Side Javascript (formerly known as Livewire) is a buggy, sloppily-written engine for running compiled web apps in a memory-resident manner. In other words, the templates are kept in RAM, and have been since late 1995.

    Since the version in their 3.0 webservers, it has had decent server-level object support, too. Which means, yes, data cached in memory at the master HTTP process level. A common tecnique is to populate an array element at the server level when a piece of content is first retrieved, and only hit the data source again for records that aren't present, or which have aged.

    Even more fun, I'd be glad to show interested lawyers an application I architected at a past employer that's been in production use for almost 3 years now. It's a distributed custom-email delivery system that caches content data both at the server level and at a spoke client level, in RAM. The clients request and use the cached data to assemble outbound messages.

    As for using OS-level shared memory for this sort of thing, I'm sure some database and high-performance filesystem vendors are having a good laugh right now.

  123. Maybe they're good guys. by Spit · · Score: 1

    Maybe Yahoo are just covering their arse, lest UniSys buys up the patent. :P

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  124. Criminal sanctions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the abstract, it sounds like a ram disk would fit. It's in memory, local, each user process has access to it, and contains all the data you need to complete a template.

    Of course, the last bit about the shared memory might include RAM..., pretty much bans the use of any OS that caches disk data structures in common (aka. "shared") memory.

    And don't even try to defend using mmap() to access your data. Its clearly in violation.

    Whatever patent examiner approved this should be subject to criminal sanctions. This approval is so patently absurd that somebody in the patent office has to be on the take.

  125. Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw their patent, I'll store my data where ever i damn well please.

  126. Re:Breaking News: New Patent Filed by mindstorm · · Score: 1

    I got there first! Talk to my law firm: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

  127. Prior Art Repository by dfay · · Score: 1

    I really like the idea of a prior art repository, where we could stick a lot of the OSS stuff or pretty much anything we wanted to. It could probably be structured so that it would be easily accessible for searches, indexing, and so on. I'm sure it'd get really big, and harder to manage over time, but on the other hand, the larger it gets, the better it supports the OSS community. It could even end up encouraging open source developers to take on projects in an area that they're interested in.

    The main reason for the idea, at first, would be to "help" patent officers determine if there is clearly prior art on something they're about to send through. (e.g. "Doh! It looks like this idea of 'sending e-mail over the internet' has already been done. I guess I should reject it.") In the end, it could become an anti-patent database. (Meaning copyleft is to copyright as anti-patent is to patent.) For example, I could have some great new idea. I'd just go over to the repository and donate it to the world by submitting it as an anti-patent. I don't know if there are any legal problems with this, but I would assume the anti-patent author would have to make sure that his idea wasn't already patented.

    On the other hand, IANAL but I think there are some legal benefits from *not* researching an idea to see if it has been patented. Something to do with knowingly infringing a patent vs. unknowingly.

    Anyway, food for thought. What do you guys think?

  128. Here's a Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5

    the full patent is here

  129. Like this is new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to remeber back in the days when the only web server was CERN, there were a bunch of people trying to do what we would now call CGI. Some of those systems made use of this exact thing but I don't think it was done by the Yahoo crowd because they didn't get in the game till CGI was worked out.

  130. Time to choose a different career? by Rob+the+Roadie · · Score: 1

    That's it. I think I'm going to take up rug weaving - or has someone already patented the process of taking strips of fabric and combining them in a pattern attached to a backing sheet in order to produce an item of floor covering?

    The whole patent process has gone mad. It's got down to people just paying lawyers to produce patents for "industry standard" processes. Putting data into a shared memory space? Using it to rapidly generate pages based on user preferences either provided or randomly generated? Hang on...it's this what the vast majority of portals do already using "industry standards"? This is just some plain english wrapped around some technical jargon and served with a large cheque to the Patent Office.

    I think I ought to patent the idea of submiting stupid patents that are no more than dressed up "industry standards"

    What the fuck am I on about - "industry standards". There don't appear to be many left now...

    1. Re:Time to choose a different career? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      The Yahoo patent forbids you from keeping your rug design in shared memory and using that shared memory to fill in the motions for separate movement processes.

      In layman's terms, the patent forbids your left hand from knowing what your right hand is doing. Rug weaving is out. Maybe you can become a Los Angeles delivery driver.

  131. I want to patent the Patent System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone up for obtaining a retroactive patent on the entire United States Patent and Trademark System? I think it needs to be done...seriously.

    I've had it with this fscking shit. Fsck them -- I call for civil disobediance.

  132. What about Netcenter, Themes.org and what not? by tweek · · Score: 2

    Netcenter and t.o both have "themes" for web sites that customize based on user preferences. Im sure prior art would negate this anyway.
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  133. Huh... by Target+Practice · · Score: 1

    Well, beyond the first posters who always get it wrong...
    What will this do to me, the average geek? Or rather, to my friend at the University who has his own site that uses the now patented Yahoo technology? Will the Yahoo Police come beat down his door and kick his small dog? Will he spend twenty years in prison where he can write MORE code violating said patents? Who knows? And more importantly, who cares? A patent is a patent is a patent. If you call it by any other name, it's not quite as mysterious. Say good day to the patent life style. I'm sure that someone somewhere used it before Yahoo did.
    That's the pattern of technology, isn't it? Nearly all of the whizzbang ideas of today are based on two or three not so whizzbang ones of yesterday. And isn't proof of prior existence all that you need to call a patent stupid and null it? Or am I just rambling because it's so early?

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    1. Re:Huh... by smutt · · Score: 1

      Yes, the United States is one of the few countries
      in the world that still has a proof of prior existence clause in its patent law. If someone can prove that they had this technology before Yahoo, then the Yahoo patent becomes irrelevent.

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    2. Re:Huh... by sjames · · Score: 2

      And isn't proof of prior existence all that you need to call a patent stupid and null it? Or am I just rambling because it's so early?

      More or less, but since you have to present that proof in court, you'll need a truckload of money to go with that proof.

  134. Re:new /. topic by derobert · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... how about the patent office in a big room with white, padded, rubber walls, with the patent examiners standing out front in straight jackets, and the words "CLAIMS: 1. A method of handling mentally maladjusted persons through the use of protective enclosures."; somehow shoved underneath.

  135. Up-moderate the prior comment- PLEASE. by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    This is an excellent idea!

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  136. Patent the Wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a good idea. Why doesn't Slashdot patent the wheel? I mean, everyone uses it, it's not a new idea, Slashdot didn't come up with it, and there's lots of money to be made. We could then talk about it on Yahoo!News.

    Beware TPB

    1. Re:Patent the Wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone has already patented the wheel... I think it may have expired. But its already been done. :-) Of course any claims you make on it would be insane. But its been done just a drinking bet between two friends. *chuckles* oh well

    2. Re:Patent the Wheel by neilv · · Score: 1

      There is an outstanding patent, number 1635894, issued to Michelin in 1927. So long ago, I couldn't find any info online, but it wouldn't surprise in Michenlin already patented the wheel.

  137. Self defense pattents considered harmful. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2
    One thing to keep in mind is that many patents are self-defense patents. Often, you patent something to prevent others from patenting it and then charging you and the rest of the world money.

    So it's probably a self-defense patent. So what?

    The very fact that self-defense patents are obtained and used (despite their cost) shows that the patent system has broken down.

    And if the big guys have a portfolio of self-defense patents, where does that leave the little guys who can't afford them? At the mercy of every peredatory lawyer in the employ of a big guy whose product is threatened by competition from the little guy's invention.

    Maybe the current administration of the company really intends to use the portfolio defensively. But gore their successors' ox and those "defensive" patent portfolios can become offensive in very short order.

    Maybe the EFF needs to start collecting patents and giving free liscense to them to prevent this. Maybe have a patent fund that patent authors can donate their patents to under the condition that they are liscensed freely.

    Or perhaps used against anyone who attempts to enforce bogus patents? Or who goes after a little guy at all?

    Now there's an idea! A common-defense patent pool for the little guys! B-)

    (It could even be self-funding, as part of the settlement when they bring their guns to bear.)

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  138. Patents don't mean squat until court by -=[NodeOne]=- · · Score: 1

    Really, just because someone owns a patent doesn't mean that similar works can't exist or be created.

    A patent means nothing until someone challenges it in court and the organization/person holding the patent wins.

    Granted, it takes money and time to challenge a patent in court, but if a patent is obviously unwarranted, it is unlikely that the company owning the patent will go to court to protect it because they know they will lose and don't want to waste their money on a bunch of lawyers.

  139. How are they gonna find you? by Ratface · · Score: 2

    OK, I'm just wondering - how often are Yahoo going to be able to find out whether someone is using such a system? I mean, I could program a system to do that tomorrow - but unless I make the code available, nobody is gonna be any the wiser.

    Of course - that is a real issue for the /.'s and other Open Source developers of the world, but for developers who are creating custom systems for clients, such a technique is surely impossible to detect.

    Secondly - can they prosecute someone for using a program that contains such code, or does the patent only cover writing code to implement such a system in the first place?

    Finally, can Yahoo use such a patent - originating in the US - against companies in other countries, or does the patent only cover US applications development?

    Also intersting to note - Yahoo are currently being sued themselves over patent violation, Wired have the article.

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    1. Re:How are they gonna find you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Copyrights are automatically "valid" in all countries participating in the Berne Convention and the Universal Copyright Convention (I think I might have screwed up the second name, but anyway). Patents on the other hand, are not. U.S. patents are not automatically valid in most countries around the world - that's why only the U.S. has problems with LZW (GIF), RSA and other patents - elsewhere in the world, those algorithms are unencumbered (unless patents are explicitly filed).

  140. Ingenuiusly obscure by jd · · Score: 3
    It took me a few times of reading it to work my way through the excess verbiage. Yahoo must have hired Sir Humphrey Appleby as a legal consultant.

    As I understand it, what they're saying is that they pre-allocate a large chunk of memory per user (rather than dynamically allocate what's needed), and then fill it with whatever that user is doing.

    In addition, live data is regularly polled from other servers and stuffed into shared memory, thus removing the need to access the servers at the time of request.

    This would seem to give Yahoo a 2-tier caching system:

    Servers --> Shared memory --> User Cache --> User

    This may or may not be efficient, depending on how it's set up. It certainly means that the data from real-time data sources stops being real-time, and can be as old as the time-out on the shared memory cache.

    As for being innovative, well, that is arguable. There is certainly prior art for cache heirarchies (nlanr, the makers of Squid, have an entire network of web caches, for example, and Squid is built for exactly that kind of work). Using shared memory as a caching system is a trivial derivative of traditional caching, and wouldn't pass muster on it's own.

    Using a heirarchy inside a single system, to link multiple servers, is perhaps slightly more novel. I don't recall seeing that being done before.

    However, the patent could be considered a non-issue. If you use a heirarchy of -dynamically allocated- cache spaces, you automatically have something that is distinct from the system described in the patent. Also, if you have an N-ary graph of caches, rather than a simple tree, you would avoid the patent by using a distinct structure.

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    1. Re:Ingenuiusly obscure by YeOldeGnurd · · Score: 1
      I used almost exactly the same architecture to cache user data and stock / mutual fund live feeds when helping to implement the 800-number quote and trading service for a Very Big Mutual Fund Company (let's call them "Faithfulness"). There was no web server, only the telephone interface (this was in 1993).

      I didn't think I was doing anything novel. I've got to think about it more; there is probably something nifty Yahoo is doing that we did not do. But we did do the following:

      Retrieve the user's "template" when they logged in, including their stock and mutual fund holdings, account numbers, etc. This data went into pre-allocated shared memory.

      Regularly poll a quotes system for commonly retrieved quotes, putting data into shared memory.

      Receive mutual fund price updates as they happened, putting data into shared memory.

      Some data would be returned livesuch as buy / sell transaction acknowledgements, or uncommon stock quotes. The telephone UI would send a request over a message Q to a request manager, which would assign a shared memory slot with a semaphore that the client could sit on until the shared memory was filled in by a server process.

      Am I missing something else that is cool about Yahoo's paradigm?

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  141. Re:Patent Research by ViGe · · Score: 1

    And is this patent worldwide? (If it is, then surely other countries should have some say in the matter).

    No. Patents only apply in the countries they were granted. US Patent Office's patents only apply in the US, and if there is no patent granted here in Finland we can do whatever we want. (At least as long as we don't come and sell our product in the US that is).
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  142. Yes! Moderate this up! by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    This would be a great idea. A lot of us know about prior art, but it will mean nothing if there is not a place for that information to be logged and searchable. Even if it were not verified, it still could cast lots of doubt on any patent litigation...

  143. Re:Silly patents and TM:s How *should* it work? by guran · · Score: 1
    imagine: you work for megacorp A. You have a bright idea that you know will improve megacorp A's product. The law lets YOU patent your idea and then lease it to whomever you please. YOU get some nice royalties from being creative and the public gets your idea put into the public view. Megacorp A gets to do what megacorps are supposed to do - efficiently bring massive resources to bear on meeting societies needs. In this case by leasing your patent to help them produce a product more effiently.

    Nice for the inventor, but imagine this:
    You manage non-megacompany Z. You dont push your employees very hard, since you want them to have time to be creative. Sure, both you and them would make bigger bucks if you could bill every hour to a client for cash, but you figure that creativity is better in the long run than short term cash flow. One day someone gets a brilliant idea. Yippee, You think. It really pays off to be humane. One day a cold shover awaits you: The guy with the brilliant idea has gotten a patent and now megacorporation X is buying him over.
    You lern your lesson: Always think in short term profit. not a very nice one though...

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  144. What happend to inovation? by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    The whole idea of patents is to patent NEW and NOVILE ideas.
    This is pritty much just a web server caching system hardly a new idea.
    Even if they did come up with a novile way of implementing it (most likely how they got the pattent) it's not novile and not worth a patent.

    It's patents like this that throw the whole idea of IP into question.
    It's vertually imposable for an indupendent inventor to get a patent on anything (thats as it should be) but anyone with money can patent garbage and commen sence.

    Tomarow I patent using unix commands as curse words when an NT box crashes.

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  145. Microsoft ASP engine does this and has for years by 1010011010 · · Score: 5

    ASP's Session and Application objects have done this for years. I use it to cache weather, stock quotes, news items, etc. Microsoft might do something good and sue the crap out of yahoo for this...

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  146. Death of the internet by JohnG · · Score: 3
    Alot of people over the years have predicted that the internet is a fad and will die out. Most of them people have already ate thier words, and maybe rightfully so. I think the internet will be around for ever.
    What I doubt though is that it will continue to grow. We will never have a reality such as in Star Trek, or some of the worlds the Sliders go to. We will never have a world with terminals in every room of every building hooked up to the internet linking the whole world.
    I say this because all these internet patents are scaring off lots of people that could be developing the websites that would make such a thing feasible. Linking the world together is nothing without the content that would be needed. Think about it, there is no more one-click shopping without a royalty be paid to Amazon, so E-commerce sites will have to do things the longer, harder way. If they do not do it the hard way they will have to develop a new concept which if history shows they will run out and patent and leave the followers in the same boat.
    The bottom line is for all these internet businesses is all about the Benjamins, and the world has never benefited from greed alone. These people claim to be "innovators" of the internet, as far as I'm concerned they are all just a bunch of greedy bastards holding the world back.

    1. Re:Death of the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we could always scare them back. Grab a bunch of concerned citizens, dress them in black, give them flamethrowers, converge on and encircle the headquarters/offices of Yahoo, and burn it to the ground. Leave the smoking ruins as an example to the others.

      Yes, it's a bit extreme, but perhaps some of these companies' officers need to have some fear of what their actions might lead to.

  147. Prior Art... by Pulsar · · Score: 0

    I think the subject says it all...

    1. Re:Prior Art... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Well, I've been using shared memory for status displays for years. When I converted Statnet to shared memory 2-3 years ago, it meets the patent claims 1 and 2 (user config info is stored in client display). It doesn't meet claim 3 because network packet activity is not stock quotes...although it might sometimes be called news.

      The claim for over 1,000 servers also isn't met by Statnet to my knowledge. It has DIPC distributed shared memory support, so the memory could be shared across 1,000 servers. I just am not aware of any such installation yet.

  148. Icon (was: Re:new /. topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The icon for ludicrous patents would of course be a cursor, blinking through the patented means of XOR..

  149. Re:Specific Prior Art has now been located (I thin by King+Babar · · Score: 1
    The key idea is to keep not just the data, but to cache partially complete data views for later re-use with different real-time data.

    Philip and Alex don't appear to specifically suggest this.

    So you're saying that it's not the template idea itself, but the use of explicit caching to partially fill the template? Whee! If that's the case, you're probably right, although I'll bet that, in the bowels of many an Oracle database application, similar things have happened for a long time. And implicit caching is just the way you build a workable RDBMS.

    The claim still sound pretty shaky, even if Phil and Alex don't count as prior art against this form of the claim.

    Suggesting that the per-user files in transactional databases would count is very interesting.

    My guess is they would not represent enough of the content of a served screen to count as "template programs". But definitely a good try.

    I agree that they wouldn't necessarily represent enough of the content, but they certainly could do so, and almost certainly have done so many times in real life. But, here, the question could boil down to whether the webification of an old and boring idea can still be new in the eyes of the patent attorneys who will determine whether this actually gets challenged.

    Another question, I suppose, is whether Media Lab work in the late 80s on electronic personalized newspapers could count as prior art, although here again, if merely using http as a means of transmission makes it new, then this wouldn't count either. Well, unless somebody else has already patented a similar idea making claims against a broader class of electronic media than has Yahoo. :-)

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  150. new /. topic by werd+life · · Score: 4
    rob, you should add

    http://slashdot.org/search.pl?topic=ludicrous_pa tents

    but what would the logo be?

    1. Re:new /. topic by gorilla · · Score: 2
    2. Re:new /. topic by tobias · · Score: 1

      *LOL*

    3. Re:new /. topic by The+G · · Score: 2

      Graphic ideas for a new "Intellectual Property" Slashdot section:

      A brain with a padlock on/through it.

      One of those zombies from Night of the Living Dead.

      A rubber-stamp and a pair of handcuffs.

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    4. Re:new /. topic by yack0 · · Score: 1

      > but what would the logo be?

      http://www.thinkgeek.com/geekgod/

      I'd be reasonably sure that Alan wouldn't mind. Especially if it made people buy the shirts. :)

      Of course, that DOES make it 100% amer-centric a logo.

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    5. Re:new /. topic by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

      The logo?

      Homer Simpson making the face he does when he says, "D'oh!"

      That pretty much sums up the situation, IMHO.

      paranoid.android

    6. Re:new /. topic by Medieval · · Score: 1

      A picture of a wheel.

  151. Read the patent online ? Yahoo is tracking you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boyz and girlz, If you read the patent online through the USPTO web site, well, sorry, you're screwed. In the well crafted HTML version of appendix A, the img src tags point to yahoo themselves. We'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to figure out why this is a problem... They're tracking you...

  152. This is great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patenting something this generic and simple (and done many times before) means that it should be possible to patent most of the generic programming patterns and no one would be able to innovate or develop applications of any sort without going through the patent holder. Patents seem to cost around 15 grand, so it should be easy to construct a business case to patent most of the common programming patterns. Development as we know it would stop. Innovation would be halted. The patent holder would be richer than microsoft by investing only a few weeks of research. Woohoo! What's the number of that VC guy I new? If I don't do it now, someone else will.

  153. Software patents by Ed+Avis · · Score: 3

    This just illustrates how inappropriate patents are for software. Even if this were an original idea (and as others have pointed out, it certainly isn't), it wouldn't be worth granting a patent on it, because it would restrict competition far too much and subject developers to legal harassment. It's also merely a combination of existing ideas - filling in templates, and caching data in memory - that would be obvious to any skilled programmer.

    Of course Yahoo are free to copyright the code they are using, and that makes sure that they can get a good return from their effort. But allowing companies to patent particular ideas and then sue other developers is bad news both for the software industry and for consumers.

    The paper Against Software Patents is slightly old, but a good introduction to why granting patent monopolies on software techniques is a bad idea.

    It's not too late to stop software patents being introduced in Europe - check out freepatents.org if you live in the EU.

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  154. Re:I PATENTED BREATHING!!! by Rogain · · Score: 1

    Not quite, bucko! You may have patented the process of breathing IN, and the associated diffusion of oxygen into hemoglobin, but if you want to breath out, then you'd better send me a check! I bought that patent from a subsidiary of NCR that went out of business 5 years ago!

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  155. Does Jerry know? by Ratface · · Score: 2

    I tell you something that really bothers me about this - somehow I can't see Jerry Yang being really into the idea of broad software patents like this.

    Does anyone have his email so folks can (politely) ask him about this policy? Maybe we can convince him to pledge to not use the patent, but hold it open for community use?

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  156. Patent Stupidity by Alan+Cox · · Score: 2

    See http://www.thinkgeek.com/geekgod for the
    anti USPTO T shirts. Also take a look at and join
    the LPF (www.lpf.ai.mit.edu). If enough people
    join it starts making a difference

    Alan

    1. Re:Patent Stupidity by SL33Z3 · · Score: 1

      I tried that and it failed. I went to http://lpf.ai.mit.edu/ and that worked.
      Don't mean to correct ya, just helping anyone else out that wanted to hit the site.

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  157. Yahoo Patents by Kevin223 · · Score: 1

    Well this is great! i think I am going to patent the use of the Penguin in Linux.

  158. Shoot all Patent Attorneys & the Examiners too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    OK, we as a society need to take a bold step here, by immediately executing everyone involved with patent law.

    Any group of people that are so seriously out of touch WITH THEIR OWN PROFESSION need to be excised like a tumor.

    I mean, come on! How stupid are patent examiners anyway?

    New Joke:
    "How many patent examiners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
    -- None. The concept of installing a light-emitting device has been patented by Priceline, and the examiners wouldn't want to infringe on the intellectual property rights of all Americans.

  159. Patents patents and more patents by adimarco · · Score: 3

    It is becoming rapidly apparent to me that the Patent system as we know it is in need of serious modification. I'm open to argument about what exactly is wrong (IANAL), but if something like this can actually get patented then *something* is definitely wrong

    I suspect the patent office clerks (or whoever actually reviews and issues these things) lack the technical knowhow they require to properly evaluate (or, hell, even understand) these things and look for prior art. This unfairly allows those with $$ to take advantage of their ignorance and engage in the kind of frivolous litigation we so love here in the U.S.

    To my understanding (and again, IANAL. do we have any lawyers here on Slashdot? any care to comment on the basics of patent law?) patents are basically a legal monopoly for a set time period to allow the inventor of a particular 'technique' to profit from his labor, at least in an intellectual sense. Generally speaking, this is a reasonable idea, imho. I seem to remember that the time period allotted is 7 years (someone correct me please?), and while this may be fine for real world (meatspace) inventions, that's simply aeons in computer time. It's like a 200 year patent in the real world. Perhaps we should consider some modifications to our patent system to account for the rapid pace of modern technology?

    Has this type of practice always been common in patent litigation? A lot of it seems blatantly sleazy and deceptive. I've only noticed it recently, but then again, I've only been paying attention recently...

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  160. Long way to go in IP by Sorklin · · Score: 3

    I think we will soon hit critical mass with patents. Couple of nights ago, one of the major evening news magazines (like 60 minutes or 48 hours -- side note, why do they always use a number as the first word in the title?) was doing a story on human genome patenting. They covered the fact that several institutions cannot even screen for Alzheimers or breast cancer, because the genes were patented. The doctor made it clear that the tests were not patented, just the genes, making *any* test that screens these genes subject to the patent.

    Patents like that -- where there is a direct detrimental effect on people as a result (who are unable to even get a test done!) might push the patent reform to front and center. Perhaps then, we can push the absurd software patents to the forefront and try to get some good ole fashioned reform going ("Its a good ole patent lynching, mama").

    The need for reform *is* coming to the consciousness of the mainstream. Lets make sure that software patents are not forgotten when that happens.

    1. Re:Long way to go in IP by JohnG · · Score: 1
      (like 60 minutes or 48 hours -- side note, why do they always use a number as the first word in the title?)

      Because "C Minutes" or "Z Hours" wouldn't make sense? hehe :)

  161. Arrrggghhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: we, as an entire society need to gather together and exterminate everyone associated with patent law.

    Everyone. That means everyone that's a patent examiner, all of the patent lawyers, any judge involved with patent issues, and everybody that works at the PTO (even the secretaries).

    Just wipe the slate clean.

    1. Re:Arrrggghhhh by Gleef · · Score: 2

      Yes, but he was an examiner for the Swiss PTO, not the USPTO. The Swiss PTO would never let patents like these through.

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    2. Re:Arrrggghhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Albert Einstein was a patent examiner, once.

    3. Re:Arrrggghhhh by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 1

      Just wipe the slate clean.

      Let's start with Anonymous Cowards.

      Thanks for the insight, Ted.

    4. Re:Arrrggghhhh by Pascal+Q.+Porcupine · · Score: 2

      Yes, and the things he examined the patents for were physical devices, not this current deluge of "well duh" things.
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  162. Breaking News: New Patent Filed by mindstorm · · Score: 1

    A very scary patent indeed, be very afraid!

    Geek Industries LLC and CEO Mindstorm have filed a patent (# 666,666,666) on a biological process called "breathing". Developed in the precambrian era, this process is used by millions of organisims worldwide.

    Is estitmated that if the patent is approved, Geek Indusries can impose a $5 per breath royalty fee. Mindstorm quoted as saying "One of my ancestors invernted this process. It has been passed down from generations. Unfortuately we're just getting around to patenting it. That's life in a dot.com start up."

    When asked what would happen if people could not aford to breathe, he said "Well, your just going to have to hold your breath."

  163. vignette.com does this by emptybody · · Score: 1

    Hey vignette legal dept. care to comment?

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  164. new /. topic - DO IT by Flippo · · Score: 1

    pls make that patents & trademarks

  165. Patent Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, Patenting algoritms is quiet stupid, for what purpose? I suggest that Donald P. Knuth takes his series of books 'The art of computer programming' and submit them to the patent office. He could take the complete IT world out of bussines. AC. Th

  166. Let's DO IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'll support this. Let's start a fund that can support outrageously stupid patent ideas -- hopefully to embarrass the PTO.

    If Slashdot wants to patent the wheel, I'll contribute $250.

    Anybody at Andover know of a good IP lawyer? This would be great free advertising!

  167. Yeah, Right by mholve · · Score: 1

    I did this some time ago already. Get with the times, Yahoo.

  168. Re:Microsoft ASP engine does this and has for year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's (no surprise really) also used by IBM in its websphere application server...damn...this sucks! I hope M$ and IBM will oppose strongly...

  169. Sounds like CGI::FastTemplate by daniel-san · · Score: 1
    "Inconceivable!" Patents are flying left, right, and center! And I'm getting quite an uncomfortable feeling from the latest patents news. Anyways, just reading from the Patent abstract, parts of it sound very similar to the perl module CGI::FastTemplate written by Jason Moore (Plug: which is absolutely solid, flexible, and fast). At the last company that I worked at, we employed FastTemplate in many of our projects. It's great that it allows both designers and the backend scripters/programmers can work concurrently on a site.

    Technically, I'm not quite sure how it handles processes and if uses shared memory to store live data. Although I believe it is extensible to use shared memory. We've used it in many situations: for displaying "custom selections" of news, search results, etc. similar to what's described in the abstract.

    I'm sure there are several more free-software solutions out there that are similar. Can anyone else concur?

    Dan

    *My first post! Woo Hoo!*

    1. Re:Sounds like CGI::FastTemplate by tpaine · · Score: 1

      If I might interject and pretend I'm a lawyer... which means I'm going to be picky about terminology. "Shared memory" is a particular mechanism of IPC present on Unix systems. It is likely that this patent would refer only to templates stored in that manner by that mechanism, since it refers explicitly to "shared memory". This would seem to mean that coding not using the shared memory API would be exempt. If it's a broadly-used technique, then a successful challenge should follow shortly. Of course, someone somewhere has probably done this before Yahoo, which means that Yahoo's patent will be voided.

  170. Please, no more patent articles... by festers · · Score: 1

    I..just..can't..take..it anymore. These things get me so fired up. Am I making myself sick? How long will it go on? Heh. You've made your point, /., and I don't need anymore examples: The US is truly the home of the stupid and the greedy. Ugh.

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  171. broad patents by The+Mad+Hawk · · Score: 1

    Well. That's pretty broad. It seems to describe shared memory itself. Anyone know if I can still #include without paying Yahoo royalties?

  172. HELP: offtopic question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    moderate this down I guess..... but SOMEONE PLEASE REPLY!: What does the "No Score +1 Bonus" option do in the post comment section? hmm wait I think I just got it, does it allow anonymous cowards to get a score of 1 instead of 0 (sacrificing a karma point) ???
    (grr i hate when malda modifies /.)

    1. Re:HELP: offtopic question.... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      but SOMEONE PLEASE REPLY!: What does the "No Score +1 Bonus" option do
      If a user has a bit of karma (I think it's 25 or 30 points) their posts default to a value of 2 instead of the usual 1 for logged in users. My karma is, bizarrely enough, high enough for this to happen (look at some of my other posts and you'll see that they're mostly at 2); but for this post I set the "No Score +1 Bonus", since it's offtopic.
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  173. Time for a new Slashdot category by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Really, there should be a category just dedicated to stupid patents, so you can browse all the ones collected by Slashdot when you're bored. Would also make a handy reference when someone asks, "What do you mean, sometimes patents don't make sense?"

    Oh wait... don't tell me. Someone patented article categorization?


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    1. Re:Time for a new Slashdot category by PigleT · · Score: 1

      But... What use is a slashdot category, if slashdot itself is outlawed? ;)

      Actually, I think it might well be a good idea, as long as it doesn't open andover.net to claims of conflict with the patents themselves...

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  174. won't stand up in court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    one of the main requirements of any pattent is that it wasn't obvious to do it this way. This pattent won't stand up because we see that even slashdot worked this way before the pattent was announced. don't worry, the world isn't going to pay me royalties because i took out a pattent on spinning orbs. The world isn't going to stop spinning either. -red

  175. Ridiculous patents and Al Gore by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 1

    I guess with all these silly patents being issued we are all lucky Al Gore didn't patent the Internet when he invented it.

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    1. Re:Ridiculous patents and Al Gore by Squid · · Score: 1

      He probably still could. Prior art apparently means nothing...

  176. Excellent patent article on /. by raph · · Score: 2

    I am not a lawyer, although I've been known to play one in my consulting fees.

    Slashdot ran an excellent article on the basics of patent law a few weeks ago. It's reposted on Advogato, the new community site I'm starting for free software developers. I'm hoping to collect a solid set of patent resources at Advogato over time, among other things.

    Hope this helps!

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  177. Anyone enforcing it? by DarkToast · · Score: 1

    We've seen many stupid technological patents, but while Wang's File->Open or UniSys's GIF patents could be enforced, I see no chance of anybody suing me for internal working of my web site. Nobody sees it, nobody knows and I'm not required to disclose my source code, so there's no actual danger. Am I wrong on that?

  178. The way this is going... by El+Puerco+Loco · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long it's gonna be before someone patents the idea of collectong royalties. Uh, now if you'll excuse me, i have some forms to fill out.
    ^. .^

  179. Welcome To The Precedent of Incompetence by Effugas · · Score: 2

    The worse the patents get, the better the odds of software patents being thrown out en masse.

    Consider: Government powers explicitly derive from Constitutional assignment. Clause 8 of Article 1 grants the following:


    Clause 8. The Congress shall have Power To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.


    Promote, eh?

    The patent office has expressed gross incompetence in its assignment of software patents--indeed, it may not be possible, due to the rapidly iterative nature of software development, to correctly apply standard patent methodologies to software. (As I've argued before though, lots of unwarranted patents make for a rich Patent Office and very rich Patent Attorneys! So I don't particularly believe the overworked and underclued patent examiners are being overworked or underclued accidentally.)

    For whatever reason Software Patents are completely failing their Constitutional mandate, there is widespread consensus that the United States Patent and Trademark Office has long since wasted away any shred of legitimacy when it comes to the realm of software patents.

    Without a legitimate claim to the constitutional powers they derive their right to regulate from, all their powers dissipate, and the software patents already assigned become null and void.

    Comments? I have more to say, but I'd like to hear what you think about this.

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  180. Patents and stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I brute-force my way to all available patents?

    :-)

  181. Re:PhotoMosaic by Pascal+Q.+Porcupine · · Score: 2

    That is patented? Jeeze. Oh well, I have lots of ideas on improvements of the system (like adding in various dithering and resampling to improve the large-scale image quality), so maybe I could one-up that guy. :) Oops, nevermind, I just divulged that idea to the world at large - which means it can't be patented at all. How about that, folks. ;)
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  182. Patent = New and original idea by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    I though you could only get a patent for a new and original idea, not for something that is used many other people already. Does anyone know whether they patented the idea in other countries aswell, or only in the USA? If it is only the USA, then you could go elsewhere and create your website as currently you must patent the idea in each country, unless the countries have an agreement.

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    1. Re:Patent = New and original idea by Awel · · Score: 2

      They`ve also applied for the patent in Europe (EP0889421) and Australia (AU6991598) as well as worldwide (WO9857276). The application no. is EP19980304651 19980612. As far as I can tell, these haven`t (yet) been granted.

      This I got from esp@cenet, which holds a searchable database of the last two years of patent applications from several countries.

    2. Re:Patent = New and original idea by PenguinX · · Score: 1

      This patent would never hold up in court. All that someone would have to prove is that it was a widespread concept prior to the patent (or invention by said
      company). People have been serving up dynamic pages since before Yahoo! -- since the dawn of port 80. The thing is that unlike Unisys who actually does own a
      part of the gif "technology" Yahoo is implementing a "method for" a broad range of technology. When you implement a method you are supposed to protect the idea
      before the actual product ships. Just patenting ideas is stupid... you used to not be able to do that without an impending commercial product.

      At any rate, Yahoo! made a bad PR & legal move - practically anyone could sue them right now for "immeasurable" damages.

      But such is life.

  183. A possible workable solution? by IIH · · Score: 2

    IMO, Patents, as a general concept, are a good idea. If done correctly, they reduce trade secrets, allow the inventors to profit from them, but after a while, everyone benefits. Patents were designed to promote free access to information, and the designers understood that businesses don't just give stuff away, they need a quid pro quo hence, the exclusive access for a time period.

    However, the implementation has screwed up royally. It doesn't protect the small inventor, trying to challenge a granted patent, even if it is "obviously" wrong is expensive. They are now used as weapons, bargaining chips, and the time peroid in a fast moving industry is too long.

    Many patents that get posted here for discussion on /. are torn to shreads, with prior art examples, obviousness, etc. But, at that stage, they are granted, it's too late. So, what about making all patent applications public upon filing? Then allow a time period where people can object, and send in examples of prior art etc. to the patent office. This would not require a court case to reverse the decision, and hopefully it would then make it less likely for stupid patents to get through. The PR for a company trying to patent obviously would also be harmful, acting as a deterrent.

    Also it would eliminate the worst type (IMO) of patent - the submarine patent. Imagine what would happen if a new technology (eg XML) that was touted as "open" was massivly deployed, then it was discovered to be patented? Think of style sheets, and it's definitly a possibility.

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  184. Patent = New and original idea by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    I thought you could only get a patent for a new and original idea, not for something that is used many other people already. Does anyone know whether they patented the idea in other countries aswell, or only in the USA? If it is only the USA, then you could go elsewhere and create your website as currently you must patent the idea in each country, unless the countries have an agreement.

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  185. What do projects produce? by icing · · Score: 1
    In my experience with bigger companies, a software project got to produce patents.

    It's expected, planned in and budgeted for that a project produces a number of patents. Development managers' performance is measured by this. It's often more vital than the performance or maintainability of the produced code. (Well, everyone knows that that will be bad anyway, don't you?)

    So, people write patent applications for something...anything, just to keep the monkeys off their backs.

    Now, I don't know about yahoo. This patent presented is a least a Good Thing for performance. By reading /. more people know about it - maybe some websites get faster over the next months...;)

  186. I've got one even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know of several people working for a company by the name of SAGE US. They create a time tracking application called Carpe Diem. Here's the kicker: They've got a patent on floating toolbars. Some of the people I've talked to even admit that the patent office made a mistake, but they were awarded a broad ranging patent on the floating toolbars concept. I'm just waiting for them to try and sue Microsoft... Hopefully, with all of these idiots getting bullshit software patents and then trying to sue everyone, the whole idea of software patents will eventually blow up, dry up, and go away. As I see it, trying to patent the particular order of a series of bits (which is ultimately what all software is) is very similar to patenting the particular order of musical notes on an instrument. We really should take up this whole patent idea (which has outlived its usefulness) with our "government" and try to get this shit stopped before it really, really cripples our industry.

  187. do these patents apply in Europe,too?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this scares me... aren't we allowed to invent anything anymore? even in Europe???

  188. The GNU Patent fund... by sterno · · Score: 3
    Here's another idea, what about having the GNU foundation create a patent fund. People could donate money to it and then the fund would go to try to collect as many patents as possible. Then these patents could be made available to GPL software for free. Another twist on this could be establishing a prior art repository so that if somebody wants to free their idea, they can put it there and be safe in the knowledge that nobody else would be able to get a valid patent on it.

    Another possibility is that this fund could be used to pay the royalties in bulk for all GPL software. So, for example, somebody from GNU goes over to Unisys and offers to pay them a lump sum to permit royalty free use of the patent for all software released under the GPL.

    This would have two effects:

    1) It would provide a way for people developing free software from having to pay royalties on something that they might not make money off of in the first place.

    2) It would encourage more people to use the GPL because they could write their software without having to pay various royalties that they might otherwise be committed to.




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  189. PhotoMosaic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what would have happen if an artist were to patent their brush-stroke technique


    The technique of using small images as 'tiles' to create mosaics of other images is patented. PhotoMosaic is the name the patent holder uses, IIRC.

    Disgusting

  190. it's lpf.ai.mit.edu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not www.lpf.ai.mit.edu..... just incase some people don't bother to remove the www and check

  191. How long... by Griim · · Score: 2

    ...before we can plug lawyers into a Doom interface, and take out the bad ones? :) Maybe we could do this with patents?

  192. Moderate that UP by adimarco · · Score: 2

    Right fscking on man :) My previous post covers basically the same points. We (the people ;) should be looking to do a major overhaul of the patent system in the coming years. It is becoming more of a hinderance than a help in its current incarnation.

    I'm sure serious discussions of this are already underway. Anyone got pointers or recommendations for these kinds of resources? I saw a link on an earlier post to a T-shirt designed by Alan Cox at www.thinkgeek.com which I found simply delicious :)

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  193. not bad by alprazolam · · Score: 1

    so if they are being sued for one riduculous
    patent, maybe they are doing this just to make sure nobody sues them for this too

  194. There is tons of Prior art: I've seen it by the+red+pen · · Score: 1
    Lately, I've been running into some eBusiness clients who are taking a burning interest in 64-bit architectures. Why? Because they keep tons and tons of data in memory (even across servers) and 2GB of addressable RAM is a limitation when their site expands.

    My thought was "I used to write applications that ran pretty well on a 1MHz processor in 16K -- maybe you should tighten up your code," but they are adamant about it. Unless Yahoo's patent is too narrow to apply to anything beyond some special case that works only for them, it should bluescreen the moment it's challenged.

  195. Patents don't mean much. by meckardt · · Score: 2

    In this particular case, what does Yahoo!s patent really mean? Not Much 1) If another site wanted to use identical technology in their code to increase the performance of their access, how would anyone (including Yahoo! and the Federal Government) know? The only way would be if there was an inside informant who squealed. 2) If the other site was known to be using a similar set of programs, so what? Copyright law provides protection (supposedly) to prevent copying of code. There is some (very) limited protections against backward engineering a piece of software. But if someone wanted to develop, say, a new word processor that looked just like Microsoft Word, Bill Gates would have a really hard time seeking any recourse in the courts. "Look and Feel" cases haven't done well. As for the garbage that we see getting patents these days... don't get me started.
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    1. Re:Patents don't mean much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey... could someone copyright the code they used to create the patent? - Brill

    2. Re:Patents don't mean much. by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Actually, the SUN's StarOffice does rip the look'n'feel of the MS Office. I was really wondering why MS does not sue them. I mean it is a complete MS Office lookalike.

  196. Would be funny, if it was not serious by cabalamat · · Score: 1

    Apparently IBM tried and succeeded patenting using the word 'more' for flipping through multiple pages of text:

    The US patent system is fundamentally unreformable. Patents should therefore be abolished.

  197. Not in the spirit of the Internet by tumeric · · Score: 1
    So there are Yahoo using http, tons of perl, maybe some general perl modules and FreeBSD trying to Patent a programming technique that is hardly rocket science and is useful to everyone else.

    Shame!

  198. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  199. Possible Logos by eiPi · · Score: 1

    1: The windows icon
    2: A Swastka
    3: handcuffs/ blindfold/ brain padlock (the first two should probably be avoided


    Alternatively, place these as a subsection of humor (albeit fairly morbid humor) or under justice (?)

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  200. What I gathered by Matts · · Score: 2

    This is what I figure it's about.

    It's all to do with portal type sites, not templates and not just shared memory. The idea is that when a user comes into a portal site for the first time his/her preferences are loaded not into the current (CGI?) process out of the database, but into a shared memory cache. The next page they view doesn't have to fetch them from the database - just from the cache.

    Seems still pretty universal - although the patent does specifically talk about user preferences in portal web sites, so anyone whining on about using shared memory in their PDP-11 application can stop now. However anyone who's developed a portal-type (and yes, this applies to slashdot) web site that caches user preferences in shared memory then this affects them. I don't believe slashdot is affected - it calls the database every time for its user preferences.

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  201. Why Not a Software Patent Blackhole List? by John+Murdoch · · Score: 2

    Yahoo's patent seems to be the work of, well, some dumb yahoo. The concept of caching content locally to cut down on server load (and network traffic) has been around for decades.

    Slashdot, yesterday, carried an item about Hotmail joining the spam Black Hole list. It seems to me that one way to put an end to this patent silliness is to do the same thing: block email from known patent abusers. Block unisys.com, yahoo.com, etc.--and give the software patent enthusiasts the option of continuing to abuse the system or be able to connect to the rest of the world.

    I have already blocked unisys.com from my network, due to the GIF nonsense. (Not without pain--a major client uses Unisys A-series and Clearpath servers.) I'll block yahoo.com too if it turns out that they have any dream of enforcing this.

    As Arlo Guthrie once pointed out, if just one person does this they'll think he's crazy. And if two people do it they'll think they're both [well, we'll just skip what he said, since it ain't considered genteel these days]. But imagine, my friends, imagine if dozens of people, hundreds of people block domains that use software patents. Why, they'll think its a movement....

    Write an HTML page that explains why you won't permit connects to Yahoo, post it, and redirect any Yahoo links to that page. The power of the boycott is the most effective weapon you have.

  202. Ick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well good. I like to see this type of protection. After all, one must protect the intellectual rights of a corporation at the expense of progress. Nothing halts progress like a good lawsuit (or the hint thereof). Change is bad, after all, everyone knows that. Personally, I would like to go back to the Internet the way it was in 1994. HTML was in its infancy, and that was great. Perl? CGI? What? I must also commend the Patent Office's switch of policy from protecting a company's profits to the outright generation of them. This is Capitalism, right? The government should do everything it can to promote this. Heck, I've devised of a way of processing oxygen via natural biological processes, and I'm going to patent it. I will be so rich that I will be able to afford a fruitless attempt to patent a way of doing it artificially. The Patent Office will turn it down, stating that the idea is general and common knowledge. Meanwhile I will reap enormous profits from my Totally Natural (and Biological, too!) Oxygen Processing device. I almost forgot about my method of inducing a pressure differential of air that allows the device generating said differential to lift a centrally-mounted pod into the very air itself. Of course, Boeing's inability to keep these pods aloft may make my quest for a patent rather difficult...

  203. Ramdisk? by kevlar · · Score: 1

    How would this apply to using a ramdisk? Its shareable, its persistent memory.

    My guess is that this patent won't hold in court, because they didn't invent it, they're just claiming it.

  204. Silly patents and TM:s How *should* it work? by guran · · Score: 2
    Is it not time to really do something about the whole patent/trademark issue?
    I lost count long ago over all "This should never have been patented"-stories. Every time there are the usual replies about how evil the system is and the "what if i patent _this_"-posts.

    C'mon You are supposed to be more creative than this! Can we think of a system that:

    • Protects the guy who really spent years of research coming up with something novel. He/she really should have the chance to make something of it before he is overrun by the Big Evil Company.
    • Stops the same guy from blocking the whole market for decades if the invention succeeds.
    • Lets me protect the name of any product I might sell.
    • Doesnt sent lawyers on me when I happen to use a name similar to something the Big Evil Company has TM:ed
    • Doesnt require me to scan every business area in every country for names that might sound similar to mine
    • Somehow deals with the situation where two local businesses suddenly meets over the net.
    • Actually is more suited for inventors than lawyers
    It is obvious that the system is not working right as it is. Please be bright!
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  205. Patent Research by Evil+Greeb · · Score: 2
    OK, I know nothing about the US Patent Office (or whatever its called).

    But don't they do any research in the area of the patent to find out if it is in fact a new creation?

    Why can't they ask some computer body (IETF?) if this is in fact something that should be patented, or if everyone else is using it already?

    And is this patent worldwide? (If it is, then surely other countries should have some say in the matter).

  206. Patent on patents by IanO · · Score: 1

    *sigh* I wish I had a patent on filing patents so that I could stop dumb patents like this from being filed.

    I don't know who came up with the patenting idea but I don't think they intended for it to be used to patent even the most basic concepts.

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  207. Patent fighting fund... by sterno · · Score: 3
    I had an idea that I came up with when I discovered that apparently the concept of an on-line Auction is patented. What I'd like to see is a patent fighting fund. Basically you set up a website where a listing of really bad patents are available. If you see a patent you absolutely detest, you can whip out your credit card and donate a few bucks to a legal fund to fight it.

    You bring in a few patent attorneys and having a standing arrangement that they give a price tag for the battle and when they get that much money in the coffers, they can go out and start taking down the patent. If not enough money is collected after a given period of time, then the money would not be charged to the credit card and the patent would go on its merry way.

    Thoughts?

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  208. I PATENTED BREATHING!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was awarded the patent for breathing oxygen out of the atmosphere by means of rytmically filling bags lined with thin, moist, surfaces that allows the diffusion of gases to a liquid flowing inside the walls of the bag--i.e. lungs. PAY ME, you bastards!!! ;) We have to put and end to this nonsense *NOW* :(

  209. make checks payable to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats it. i've had it. first one-click shopping, now this. be warned - i have just filed the appropriate paperwork to secure a patent on a bold new proprietery innovation i make use of EXCLUSIVELY in much of my work; from this day on, i own the revolutionary concept- if (condition) { do_stuff(); } i've got a big, bad-ass team of lawyers too, so dont even THINK of infringing on my terf, bub!

  210. Filesystem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I have a great idea for this thing called a "filesystem". It will be used to organize data in blocks on a storage device, for example a harddrive. You guys think I can patent it?

  211. Software Patents Suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, I wanna post on this subject because it really gets me mad, but what else can you say? Or maybe the software patent reviewers suck. C'mon, people with tech skills who's best career option is to work for the gov't? Not exactly the fastest CPUs from the factory...

  212. Who's affected. by anatoli · · Score: 1
    From the claims it appears that they've patented My Yahoo. Claim 2 seems to affect all user-customizable sites with real-time data feed, such as weather reports or stock quotes.

    Fortunately this does not appear to affect our beloved ./ as it's no real time data here. Or is it? Better cut that wire now!
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  213. Patent Does not Mean Much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent issued by USPTO does not mean much. Its actual validation has to happen in the court. So, until Yahoo successfully sued somebody on patent infringement, it does not mean anything else than their intention to try it someday in the future. The main reason to obtain patents is to protect oneself from being sued by others. Only very good/strong patents could be used as an offensive weapons, which is not the case here in my view.

  214. Where's the petitioning? by Steve+Mitchell · · Score: 1

    Ok people, this stuff has been pissing me off for quite a while now, so where's the petitioning, phoning congress members, active complaining? I mean why can't we take advantage of the /. effect?

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  215. The Donkies are Barking! by eosnet · · Score: 1

    This is a complete outrage! I have been working for 6 months on members only pages for my company which uses dynamic HTML in much the same way, if not exactly. How about I go patent human female and male sex organs right now and cease developement of the human race right now? It would be just as rediculous and possibly possible. Hell, some stuff like that is already happening. One company just patented the gene in the human genome for breast developement, and a gene that could be the cause of breast cancer! What the hell? Are they purposly trying to make the genome project pointless? This has got to stop. Even though I plan to own Yahoo! in two years, it is still very Microsoftian of them to patent something like this and wrong.

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  216. Patent Office policy by Salamander · · Score: 2

    Several people have pointed out that patents like these not only won't stand up in court, but that they're not even intended to. I'd like to expand on that a little.

    I remember reading somewhere that a patent-office official had publicly admitted that they couldn't keep up with the flood of applications and were as a matter of policy allowing dubious patents through in the hope that the courts would sort things out. Whether the admission was real or just a figment of my imagination, this is clearly what the patent office is doing.

    Patents are supposed to be (a) innovative, and (b) non-obvious, among other criteria. This patent is obviously neither, and there are enough other companies with enough legal muscle to ensure that it's never enforced, so I don't think it's much to worry about. The danger comes when a patent is granted on something obscure and the only people who care are little guys who don't have the resources to fight it successfully in court by themselves.

    This brings me to my other point: patent fights. It's very common nowadays to respond to an accusation of infringement by pulling out a few of your own. "Oh yeah? Well, you're infringing our patents X, Y, and Z. Are you sure you want to take this to court?" That is what's really behind a lot of the "preemptive patenting" to which several other posters have referred. One of the tools of the high-tech business is developing a patent portfolio not so those patents can actually be used to club others over the head, but to avoid being clubbed oneself. Companies have been bought just to pad patent portfolios. It's sick, I know. I'm not defending the practice, just reporting it.

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  217. Yet Another Indefensible Patent by speedbump · · Score: 1

    Isn't this caching method also called a RAM Disk?

  218. Re: Fix for s/w patents by Matts · · Score: 2

    Make them last 2 years maximum. That would probably make Yahoo's patent already out of date, but at least if gives people a chance in the ever moving internet world. On second thoughts, make it 1 year. :)

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  219. Ugh, what a bad idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sure it sounds fine at first. But this is what the USPTO already does when considering two competing applications. If A and B both independently invented X, and A invented it before B, but B submitted his patent application before A, A still gets the patent.

    Sounds fair, doesn't it? It's called "first to invent." The rest of the world uses "first to file," in which case B would get the patent.

    So what's wrong with "first to invent?" There's lots of long drawn out cases where one party is trying to prove that he invented X before the other, regardless of the patent filing date. The cases are very complex and generally mean lots of money for the patent attorneys. At first glance, you might think that "first to invent" would favor the independent inventor who can't prepare and file applications as fast as EvilMegaCorp, but it turns out the independent inventor fares even worse in "first to invent" challenges where EvilMegaCorp has 50 patent attorneys at their disposal.

    In the rest of the world, when a patent application is received at the patent office, a clerk stamps the date it was received on the application. If two inventors independently file for the same invention, they look at the date stamped on each application, and whichever date comes earlier is the patent that's granted. That's that. No lawyers involved.

    As usual when the U.S. Patent system is at odds with the rest of the world, the U.S. has it wrong.

  220. Re:Type a number in this search box by quasimoto · · Score: 1

    Go to the Patent Office Search and type in the patent number [5,983,227 (keep the commas)]. And ten miles of script will get the patent. -d

  221. Even better.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, you can do better than that. If a company can patent a human gene, then why can't someone patent the use of carbon atoms as binding agents within biological processes? Of course you'd then have to worry about collecting your royalities from every form of life that exists on the friggin' planet....

    All these problems have happened from letting the world become too safe. Natural selection isn't weeding out the stupid people fast enough. Looks like soon we'll need to thin the herd...

  222. The beauty of living in Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    USA citizens should really make something to stop this stupid patents saga. It is getting really annoying. Fortunately most of them do not apply outside of the US, yet they are a reality that many foreign (=outside of the USA) companies have to deal with when they want to make business in (North?) America.