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  1. Re:I am thinkink.... on 3 Ton Meteorite Stolen · · Score: 1

    I have one also... Where is Waldo?

  2. Re:Land claim on China Sets Sights on Comprehensive Lunar Survey · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well, wouldn't it be good to blow up the Moon? I mean, we could end women's menstrual periods for good!

  3. Re:Queue Slashdot Reader Love Life Jokes on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 1

    It's not like being a 30 year old virgin Don't you mean a 40 year old virgin?
  4. Re:DoJ is helping out a huge corporation?! on US Dept. of Justice May Intervene To Help RIAA · · Score: 1

    I thought the golden rule was to treat others the way you want to be treated. Which in this case, counts as well.

  5. Re:15 years ago: on Microsoft Excludes GPLv3 From Linspire Deal · · Score: 1

    Other licenses allow you to take code improve it, and then redistribute it in proprietary walled gardens that may restrict who can use it. Nah... It isn't a garden, its more like a castle with copyright lawyers guarding it.
  6. Re:Tagged as paranoia? on Vista is Watching You · · Score: 1

    You forgot one:
    Just where is Waldo?

  7. Re:Buggy IE (7) on Slashdot: Podcasts, IM, Improved Discussions · · Score: 1

    you would fall from chair no less You could be falling off the chair because Monkeyboy is trying to throw it across the room.
  8. Re:Are you honestly claiming... on Is the CD Becoming Obsolete? · · Score: 1

    Actually, he's a giant penguin.

  9. Please don't mod me offtopic on Torvalds vs Schwartz GPL Wars · · Score: 1

    Ok. You can mod this offtopic if you want, but how come servers just melt when a website is posted to Slashdot, but no one ever RTFA?

  10. Tubes, not pipes! on McCain on Net Neutrality, Copyright, Iraq · · Score: 1

    When you control the pipe you should be able to get profit from your investment. It's a series of tubes, not a pipe!
  11. Pfft. on Intel Prototypes World's Thinnest Laptop · · Score: 1

    It will certainly help computer repair services and shops. Watch them get a surge of pursetop repair requests every 28 days.

  12. End of all problems on OpenDNS Says Google-Dell Browser Tool is Spyware · · Score: 1

    Just format drive C:. No more of this 'spyware' business you Windows users speak of.

  13. Ouch on Intel Prototypes World's Thinnest Laptop · · Score: 1

    Wow. An anorexic laptop. What will they come up with next?
    I know, an anorexic OS! It would hate to hog memory... OK, that was pretty lame.

    In Soviet Russia, laptop slims YOU!

  14. Re:I'm 26 on 13-Year-Old CEO Steals the Show At TiECON · · Score: 1

    Ehhh... DEF CON is early this year g2g BYE!!

  15. The mandatory Slashdot jokes on Extrasolar Planet Could Harbor Life · · Score: 1

    But does it run Linux?
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!
    I live on Earth, you insensitive clod!
    OMG PONIES!
    Finally, a place to keep all my pr0n!

  16. Windoze on The First Terabyte Hard Drive Reviewed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally! Enough space to install Windoze Vista SuperUltimate Edition with SuperBloat64 and added memory mismanagement!

  17. Re:Come on, this one is easy. on What is Your Desert Island Game? · · Score: 1

    Since this is Slashdot, most people here would probably figure out a way to harness the energy released by photosynthesizing plants.

    They have no lives for a purpose, people...

  18. If BillG were here on Massachusetts Joins the Real ID Fight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's the dumbest fucking idea I've heard since I've been at Microsoft.

  19. Why MPL? on Adobe Open Sources Flex SDK Under MPL · · Score: 1

    The reason they licensed it under the MPL is so that it could be used in proprietary software. It is OK to call it "open source", but it is not "free software"

  20. Re:Does HD-DVD... on Wal-Mart Begins Massive Push For HD DVD · · Score: 1

    You've been watching too many Sylvester Stallone movies.

  21. Re:XD on You Played Violent Games - Why Can't Your Kids? · · Score: 1

    I agree. I never had a video-game console when I was a kid. I played computer games, but I spent much of my time around the age of 10-13 learning HTML and PHP. I got bored with computer games during that time, except for SimCity 3000 Unlimited and Civilization III. Those games were seriously addicting.

  22. Re:When? on Xbox Spring Update To Offer Codecs, MSN Messenger · · Score: 1

    This is what Apple tried to do with the Pippin.

  23. Re:ODF is not HTML on Microsoft Opposing California Open Doc Bill · · Score: 1

    ODF (let's make it any office document format) and (X)HTML are designed differently. Office document formats have specific features meant for what they are designed for. XHTML is designed for sharing web pages, and not for office documents. XHTML isn't designed for holding tremendous amounts of information, office document formats are. There are a ton more reasons, but I am too lazy to write now.

  24. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! on Ulteo, The New 'World's Easiest Linux' · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So clever. She tried to use black rubber bracelets to mask her wrist slits. It's OK, lady. You aren't the only Mac user out there.

  25. Favorite bugs on What is the Best Bug-as-a-Feature? · · Score: 1

    My favorite bugs as features are the old Netscape multiple- feature and the Doom silent-jump bug.

    The Netscape multiple-<body> technique let Web page designers insert more than one body element, and color them each a shade lighter, so it would appear to cascade. It was removed from the next version.

    The Doom silent-jump bug allowed Doom deathmatch players to silently fire the BFG-9000 at someone. Due to a limitation in the game engine, if you jumped off of a ledge at the exact time you fired the BFG-9000, only the sound of the jump would be heard.