They've been doing this for a while. In either AD&D or D&D 3rd Edition, if my memory serves me. They used her instead of him/his as a neutered (spayed) term referring to anyone.
Wow. This is one of the most fascinating things I have read on/. in a while. True or not, it's quite a good yarn. My hat's off to you and your professor.
...but Canadian music is... Well, usually pretty awful.
The same can be said about most music coming out of the States, or any other country for that matter. You just have to know where to look to get the good stuff.
Teacher: Good morning, class. I trust you've all prepared for today's final exam. Fry: Uh, excuse me? I missed a few lectures. Uh, what subject is this? Teacher: Ancient Egyptian algebra. [She points to the blackboard, revealing it is filled with Egyptian hieroglyphs. Fry gasps.] Fry: What a nightmare! Teacher: Mister Fry, are those your underpants? [Fry looks down and sees he is wearing only his briefs. He stands up and the whole class laughs and points. He gasps.] Young man, I think it's time you learned a lesson about Lightspeed brand briefs. [She pulls down a poster showing the briefs.] Announcer: (voice-over) Lightspeed fits today's active lifestyle. Whether you're on the job... [Fry suddenly appears in a company meeting wearing just Lightspeeds.]... or having fun. [He sits with a woman on a bed.] Lightspeed briefs, style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.
[Like an advertisement, a pair of lightspeeds appear in front of a flashing background.]
[Cut to: Fry's Bedroom. The dream ends and Fry suddenly wakes up.]
I think I can safely say that Slashdot will be running on empty for at least the next twenty-four hours.
You know, as opposed to all the interesting, non-biased, and informative articles that get the go ahead from the moderators the other 364 days of the year.
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They're starting to sound like PETA
What do you mean? An African or European cockroach?
Huh? I... I don't know that. ...AUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
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Reminds me of a quote. I may be paraphrasing though.
"If Firefighters fight fire, and Crime fighters fight crime, what do Freedom fighters fight?"
Well, I've had to use liveCD a couple of times to save data off of a Windows install before reformatting. Does that count?
Sorry to ruin it for you.
What about asking to put your USB drive into her port? Remember to ask whether it'll be 1.1 or 2.0 style.
They've been doing this for a while. In either AD&D or D&D 3rd Edition, if my memory serves me. They used her instead of him/his as a neutered (spayed) term referring to anyone.
In space, no one can here me "whoosh!"
It just makes me wonder, is it a David and Goliath type battle or just a Mascavige of Justice?
He'll be here all week folks! Be sure to tip your waitress!
Posting to remove mod. meant to be funny. ---is stunned
Overheard in a girls washroom in the near future:
"Hey, there's something wrong with the faucet on this sink. No matter how much I turn the knobs, it only dispenses soap!
Proof or it didn't happen!
Also, did you get to boldly go where no nerd had gone before?
Are the mods bored or something?
The man had a busted screen, got a monitor and taught himself AutoCAD. Pretty cool thing to do with a busted laptop.
Not offtopic.
Wow. This is one of the most fascinating things I have read on /. in a while. True or not, it's quite a good yarn. My hat's off to you and your professor.
...but Canadian music is... Well, usually pretty awful.
The same can be said about most music coming out of the States, or any other country for that matter. You just have to know where to look to get the good stuff.
Teacher: Good morning, class. I trust you've all prepared for today's final exam. ... [Fry suddenly appears in a company meeting wearing just Lightspeeds.] ... or having fun. [He sits with a woman on a bed.] Lightspeed briefs, style and comfort for the discriminating crotch.
Fry: Uh, excuse me? I missed a few lectures. Uh, what subject is this?
Teacher: Ancient Egyptian algebra.
[She points to the blackboard, revealing it is filled with Egyptian hieroglyphs. Fry gasps.]
Fry: What a nightmare!
Teacher: Mister Fry, are those your underpants? [Fry looks down and sees he is wearing only his briefs. He stands up and the whole class laughs and points. He gasps.] Young man, I think it's time you learned a lesson about Lightspeed brand briefs.
[She pulls down a poster showing the briefs.]
Announcer: (voice-over) Lightspeed fits today's active lifestyle. Whether you're on the job
[Like an advertisement, a pair of lightspeeds appear in front of a flashing background.]
[Cut to: Fry's Bedroom. The dream ends and Fry suddenly wakes up.]
Futurama Madhouse
Even OSX will have to evolve pretty soon...
Yes, for Apple to continue to be cool and hip they will now identify themselves with Gen Y. "OSX" will now be known as "OSY".
No longer will hipsters go around saying "I'm a Mac." From now on they will all proclaim "I'm OSY-fied!"
Okay, to the nice officers who modded this troll,
Shouldn't you be out solving crimes instead of reading slashdot?
I have a ham sandwich
A short list of things more important right now:
Why our troops are in Afganistan (which you say is unwinnable
Our Economy
The Health Care system
Our relationship with the US and the EU
Food Safety
Your party is slipping in the polls again. Most people will see this as a waste of time and tax payer money, just like last time.
Sincerely,
A Canadien Taxpayer
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Horny Wanna Fuck?
I'm Spartacus!
Why buy one lousy rock when you can buy this bridge I'm selling!
I have a 1 digit UID. I'm just trying to level up my alt.
I think I can safely say that Slashdot will be running on empty for at least the next twenty-four hours.
You know, as opposed to all the interesting, non-biased, and informative articles that get the go ahead from the moderators the other 364 days of the year.