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  1. Re:I could live with no Adblock/Noscript on Google Releases Chrome V2.0 · · Score: 1

    Big mistake.
    The early adopters are, by definition, going to be geeks who will be most pissed off, and vocal about this tracking.

    No thonx google.

  2. Fork it on Has MySQL Forked Beyond Repair? · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I could only think up a cliched pun using the term forked, I would be sure to get the converted +5 funny mod.

    If only.

  3. Xcom on Rutgers Attempts Robot Atlantic Crossing · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I saw the google earth map, I had this overwhelming urge to send out subs to intercept it.

  4. Re:Why should we care? on Voyager Clue Points To Origin of the Axis of Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

    A replicator (ST) could be used to make a replicator (SG).

    Correct me if you have an encyclopaedic knowledge of startrek, but self-replicating machines only seem to have featured in the form of the mines in DS9.

  5. Re:Powered by Air? on World's First Battery Fueled By Air · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice headline Taco.
    This is "fueled by air" in the same way an internal combustion engine is.

    This is a Lithium battery. Why isn't Lithium in TFS?

  6. Re:Emotional bonding? on Sony Pondering Downloadable Game Rental Service For the PSP · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. I like to own good games.
    2. I prefer to "rent" bad games.
    3. I don't want to waste my time playing bad games.

    Therefore...

  7. Topper on Unmasking Blog Commenters Not a Huge Threat To Freedom · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's nothing!

    I aggregate all my neighbours wifi (open or otherwise) into one large, fault tolerant pipe.

  8. Re:I don't see a problem here on Drive-By Download Poisons Google Search Results · · Score: 1

    Server side of things could use work too.

    Uninstall the FTP server. Configure to login using public key authentication and disable passwords.

  9. Re:Open Source People! on 13,000 Volunteer To Put Personal Genomes Online · · Score: 1

    Given enough genomes, all people are shallow.

  10. Re:I can see it now on Mozilla Preparing To Scrap Tabbed Browsing? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we call it the awesome ribbon?

  11. My business was raided by the BSA on Calling BS On the BSA Global Piracy Report · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used a megaphone to yell "HA, WE USE LINUX!"
    Then I back-flipped onto a motorbike and sprayed them with sand.

    Actually that might have been a dream.

  12. Bawwwww on Sony Pictures CEO Thinks the Net Wasn't Worth It · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why do things have to change?

  13. Re:A Little Help? on Interview With UIzard Creator Ryu Sunt-tae · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to wait for the dupe of this story, where hopefully all the bugs will have been ironed out.

  14. Re:Dell's Mistake on Does Dell Know What Women Want In a Laptop? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Women are like Linux distros.

    They are all essentially the same, but some have different package management.

  15. No thanks on For Building DIY Droids, It Helps to Live In Japan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those aren't the droids I was looking for.

  16. Re:How did they pick the number? on Intel Receives Record Fine By the EU · · Score: 1

    Oh NOES!!! My GigaEuroes haev been fined!

  17. No fly list on Brain Scanning May Be Used In EU Security Checks · · Score: 3, Funny

    This passenger has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of a plane-jacking terrorist.

  18. Re:define define define on A Look Back At the World's First Netbook · · Score: 4, Insightful

    8) Internal wireless networking.

    After all, it is a Netbook. Anything PCMCIA, or dongles hanging out of USB ports, totally kills portability.

  19. Alienware on Alienware Refusing Customers As Thieves · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The monster cable of pre-built PCs

  20. Re:I Wonder How That Conversation Went on Repairman Steals Hard Drive And Charges To Reinstall It · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quantum RAID with drive level parity.

    Allows you to recover from the complete disappearance of your drive, and any new drive you choose to buy, will have all your data on it.

  21. Re:Confused notion of "rights" on EU Rejects Law To Cut Pirates Off From Their ISP · · Score: 0, Troll

    Rights are whatever those with the power to decide, decide they are.
    Also TFA isn't about socialised internet access.

  22. Wrong on Hobbits' Brains Shrank Due To Remote Home · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Their small brains developed due to reading Rupert Murdoch's "newspapers".

  23. Re:please... on Unclean Military Hard Drives Sold On eBay · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the UK, the government uses magnetic fields generated by train seats to erase sensitive data.

  24. Re:Thank God on Samsung Papyrus E-Book Reader, Coming Soon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm using ebook readers to roof my CSS manual house.

  25. I'll handle this thread on Would You Pay For YouTube Videos? · · Score: 4, Funny

    $x = number_of_slashdot_readers;

    while($x--)
    {
      print 'NO LOL!'
    }