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Voyager Clue Points To Origin of the Axis of Evil

KentuckyFC writes "Cosmologists have been scratching their heads over the discovery of a pattern imprinted on the cosmic microwave background, the radiation left over from the Big Bang. This pattern, the so-called Axis of Evil, just shouldn't be there. Now an independent researcher from Canada says the pattern may be caused by the boundary between the Solar System and interstellar space where there is a sharp change in pressure, temperature and density of ions in space. Known as the termination shock, astronomers had thought this boundary was spherical. But last year, data from the Voyager spacecraft which have crossed the boundary, showed it was asymmetric. The new thinking is that the termination shock acts like a giant lens, refracting light that passes through it. Any distortion of the lens ought to show up as a kind of imprinted pattern on an otherwise random image. But the real eye-opener is that as the shape of the termination shock changes (as the Solar Wind varies, for example), so too should the pattern in the microwave background. And there is tentative evidence that this is happening too (abstract)."

293 comments

  1. Why should we care? by cromar · · Score: 5, Funny

    It all sounds very interesting and important and technical, but what does it all mean? Dammit! What does it all mean, man?

    1. Re:Why should we care? by DamageLabs · · Score: 5, Funny

      It means that the end of the world is imminent.

      Quick, grab that towel!

    2. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It means that in the next two to five years we can confidently expect the development and release of FTL travel, zero-point energy, a cure for mortality, replicator technology and hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks. From Mars.

      Now do you care?

    3. Re:Why should we care? by cromar · · Score: 1

      Yes. Yes, I do ;-)

    4. Re:Why should we care? by scorp1us · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Depending on the size and nature of the effect, all of our earth observations could be tainted. While observing simple things like galaxies with Hubble are barely affected, it could possibly upset the belief that the universe is expanding. If photons are being slowed as they cross the terminal shock boundary, it would make it look like the universe was expanding in all directions, which is a belief we currently hold. If the effect is strong enough, it could even tell us its expanding when it is contracting. Though in theory, you'd be able to tell along the axis on contraction that things were a bit off. However if the universe is static or near static, it would not be discernible.

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    5. Re:Why should we care? by physicist_percy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Understanding the Cosmic Microwave Background is fundamental to our understanding of the Big Bang. In essence, the CMB is left over energy from the Big Bang itself. We initially thought that the CMB should appear uniform across the entire universe. Two major experiments showed that it was not, which left many scratching their heads. This most recent postulate may explain these results.

    6. Re:Why should we care? by scorp1us · · Score: 0

      For example, somewhere, recently, I read that the universe is expanding at 71km/s. This measurement could be an artifact from photons crossing the terminal shock and being slowed by 71km/s, with the speed of light being 299,792km/s, its an itty-bitty amount of slowing (0.0004%)

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    7. Re:Why should we care? by MikeB0Lton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would like to think there are people scratching their heads trying to figure out what was here before the big bang, and more importantly where did that come from. Hopefully these CMB discoveries will move us closer to answering these questions.

    8. Re:Why should we care? by AgentUSA · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if I hear about it in a Steve Jobs keynote.

    9. Re:Why should we care? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd prefer we aviod making Replicaters, thankyouverymuch.

    10. Re:Why should we care? by jandoedel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nope, doesn't affect this. The speed at which a part of the universe expands depends on the distance from us. it's about 70 (km/s) / Mpc (google Hubble's Law) Which means that distant things fly faster away from us than closer things. But the effect this article talks about, affects both photons in exactly the same way, so it would have no influence on the measurement of Hubble's constant.

    11. Re:Why should we care? by jandoedel · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually, before the big bang, "here" (space) didn't exist yet. "before the big bang" (time) also didn't exist.

    12. Re:Why should we care? by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it means that we now don't have to worry about the inflationary theory, so it will be easier to solve the economic crisis with Obama bucks.

      Or something like that. But I'm no rocket surgeon.

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    13. Re:Why should we care? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The singularity, or big bang, is the lowest common denominator state of the mass/energy of the multiverse. This universe is an expression of one of many higher order patterns which the multiverse can assume. Entropy and gravity are expressions of the universes inevitable degeneration back to the singular state. "Before" the big bang, there was another universe, and "After" the big bang, there will be another universe. Although that is misleading, because time is just another spatial dimension, and all of these universes exist simultaneously, connected at the singularity. None of this is infinite, just incredibly large and complex.

      Understanding the shape of the multiverse is synonymous with understanding the laws of reality. Where the multiverse came from is beyond human experience, and not really a useful question to contemplate.

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    14. Re:Why should we care? by Cowmonaut · · Score: 4, Funny

      Replicators as in StarTrek, not Replicators as in StarGate. Because in America, I totally need another way to get junk food conveniently without moving from my couch.

    15. Re:Why should we care? by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It means that in the next two to five years we can confidently expect the development and release of FTL travel, zero-point energy, a cure for mortality, replicator technology and hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks. From Mars.

      If I'm immortal, what need do I have for hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks? I'd be popping saltpeter pills and working on time travel science (since all the other super-science would be done, and being assured that I'd see the future via immortality, only the past would be of interest).

    16. Re:Why should we care? by cromar · · Score: 1

      Do tell us more. Also, what's a good book about the contemporary understanding of the Big Bang/origin of the universe? Or maybe I'll just Google it :-)

    17. Re:Why should we care? by MikeB0Lton · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If it is beyond our experience, and not something to contemplate, how has your answer been derived? You said it as though it is fact, but it has not been proven. I am still stuck at the "something from nothing" question.

    18. Re:Why should we care? by AtomicJake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      actually, before the big bang, "here" (space) didn't exist yet. "before the big bang" (time) also didn't exist.

      Your evidence, Watson?

    19. Re:Why should we care? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      and flying cars, right? There's going to be flying cars. There has to be. Cuz hot green alien nymphomaniacs dig flying cars.

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    20. Re:Why should we care? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      No... just classic Corvettes that get driven over cliffs.

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    21. Re:Why should we care? by physicist_percy · · Score: 1

      To ask 'what before the Big Bang' is to ask what existed before time was created; it's a very difficult question.

    22. Re:Why should we care? by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Now do you care?

      No. Green doesn't turn me on.

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    23. Re:Why should we care? by physicist_percy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I good start would be "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene. Very well written for the non-scientists.

    24. Re:Why should we care? by rhathar · · Score: 1

      I'm of the belief that our views are still too simplistic to grasp the real answer to those questions.

      We've made huge leaps in 3 dimensional physics in the last few hundred years, but only very recently have realized time itself is not immutable. Not only does it change at variable speeds (relatively) but its been suggested (proven? Subsequently disproven?) that the 2nd law of thermodynamics (entropy increases) may not only be a result but actually affect the arrow of time.

      tl;dr Time is more like a big ball of wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey... stuff.

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    25. Re:Why should we care? by Anon+E.+Muss · · Score: 1

      It means that the Sci Fi channel will soon produce a really bad TV movie based on the idea.

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    26. Re:Why should we care? by angelwolf71885 · · Score: 0

      i bet i can beat you and veger to the restaurant at the edge of the universe

    27. Re:Why should we care? by CraftyJack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose we could always dumb it down, call it the universe's "missing link", get it a History channel special and a few articles in New Scientist.

      Or we could just say that if it doesn't interest you enough to give it a five-minute read, you can just move on.

    28. Re:Why should we care? by MikeB0Lton · · Score: 1

      I'm of the belief that our views are still too simplistic to grasp the real answer to those questions.

      I think we can grasp it just fine, but we need to prove it with evidence. So far that is missing. Time is a unit of measure (in our case relative to Earth rotation), not a substance to manipulate. This is of course science, but it is not yet scientific law. The big bang is still hypothetical. The topic is interesting, but what is next? It seems to me that the reason this topic is news at all is because it can be turned controversial and linked to the argument for/against divine creation, but maybe that is just me.

    29. Re:Why should we care? by fataugie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or ones that get released from the space shuttle and re-enter the atmosphere to land and drive home.

      I prefer the South Park treatment, Trans-Am, big Boobie girl wearing a jaunty hat.

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    30. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Before+the+big+bang

      This idea is pretty well accepted by our current understanding of physics.

    31. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like one out of many theories.
      Afaik there are several of candidates for a 'Theory of Everything', String/M Theory, LQG theory, and noone knows, how the final theory should look like and if a theory for everything even exists.

      There more basic things that are not really understood as in 'We know, how to calculate it, but how should we don't understand yet, what it means and tells us about the world' like standard quantum mechanics.

    32. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Here's how I visualize it for myself - you know when you play with bubble wrap, you'll get those bubbles that weren't fully sealed? Instead, you'll have a few that are interconnected. In trying to pop one, you only re-inflate another, and vice-versa. That's one way I picture a big bang/crunch scenario in a multiverse.

      Of course, any talk about 'multiverses' is strictly a flight of fancy, and no more scientifically verifiable (at present) than %religiouscreationstory%. Still, it's a fun thought game.

    33. Re:Why should we care? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I totally need another way to get junk food conveniently without moving from my couch.

      Go away! I'm 'bating!

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    34. Re:Why should we care? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Replicators as in StarTrek, not Replicators as in StarGate.

      I was intentionally being dense.

    35. Re:Why should we care? by GNious · · Score: 2, Funny

      I read it as "a cure for morality", and though to myself .."yes, that could actually be nice."

    36. Re:Why should we care? by DeafZombie · · Score: 1

      And of course the adoption of Linux as the preferred desktop OS.. it is all coming... soon... just wait... no, really, it is... isn't it?

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    37. Re:Why should we care? by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      I'm still inconvenienced. The speed of light isn't constant, it is only constant in vacuum. If you're in the center of a soap bubble, the photons transiting the bubble will be slowed. This shifts everything to the red, meaning that everything looks like it is moving away.

      But you bring up a good point about the speed varying on the megaparsec scale. The problem I have, is that it is "distance from us" and not the galactic/universal center. This to me is an anthropic property. There is no reason why things should be speeding away from "us" instead of the galactic/universal center. To me, "from us" means that we have the same observer bias that we had when the heavens were supposedly orbiting "us".

      The only thing that I can think of is if we are in a bubble which creates a red shift, so we see everything. If we back out the red shift to no shift, we get an expanding universe still using kinetic energy from the big bang. And that is consistent with early big bang theories. At the same time the "dark force" is no longer needed to explain the "increasing" rate of expansion.

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    38. Re:Why should we care? by nyctopterus · · Score: 1, Funny

      RACIST

    39. Re:Why should we care? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Moderated: +1 Heavy Metal reference

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    40. Re:Why should we care? by stuffeh · · Score: 1

      Take a min to think about it. I think we can agree that the big bang started in a infinitesimally small point and is the source of all matter, and before the big bang, there was absolutely nothing. So that will be where I'll base my points.

      Thus based on this definition, before the big bang, there was nothing. Space is something, empty space now contains quarks, photons, electrons, neutrons, etc... flying around randomly, but before the big bang, there was nothing. Yes, there kinda was time there but how do you tell the difference between one moment to the next when there is nothing at all there, and why would it matter? So before the big bang, time kinda didn't exist is the notion.

      Since the big bang itself is the source of all matter, it could be imagined as a bubble that our universe just started as a point and started growing with all the matter and bits and pieces already inside it since it was a point. Since that bubble with all the stuff in it never existed until the big bang, his phrase "'here' (space) didn't exist yet" is technically true.

    41. Re:Why should we care? by psydeshow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Replicators... because in America, I totally need another way to get junk food conveniently without moving from my couch.

      Not to mention "Build Your Own Cheetos" and "Any-color Any-texture M&Ms". We don't just want junk food, we want designer junk food that we can design ourselves.

      It helps remind us that we are special snowflakes.

    42. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's already a cure for morality. It's called "religion."

    43. Re:Why should we care? by FishBike · · Score: 1

      The universe is expanding, so everything is getting farther away from everything else. Thus it does not matter where you observe from, you will see that the rest of the universe is moving away from you. And things which are farthest from you appear to be moving away the fastest. Aliens in another galaxy would see the same thing from their point of view.

      The "bubble causing red shift" theory has the major problem that red shift is greater for objects which are farther away (confirmed by other methods of measuring distance besides red shift). How does the bubble know how far the light has gone already, so that it can red shift it by the appropriate amount?

    44. Re:Why should we care? by jonfr · · Score: 2, Informative

      The current robot mission (New Horizon) to Pluto should provide better answers in the future. The New Horizon mission is going to reach Pluto in 2015, so it should be at the boundary at 2020 or 2025, I am not sure about the exact date in that manner. But it is somewhere along those years.

      http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/

    45. Re:Why should we care? by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's obvious why....I'm the center of the universe.

      Assume the universe is infinite. If I look left, there is an infinite distance between me an the restaurant in that direction. If I look up, same thing, infinite distance. Right, down, forward, backward, same thing. The center of something is defined as the point where the distance between all opposing points is the same. Therefore, I am the center of the universe.

    46. Re:Why should we care? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Your evidence, Watson?

      You have evidence to the contrary? Given that we don't know one way or the other, I will take the default position that time/space did not exist until proven otherwise.

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    47. Re:Why should we care? by fataugie · · Score: 1

      It's obvious.

      He was there.

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    48. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a Clickable Link

      I'm still new to this internet thing.

    49. Re:Why should we care? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      He hasn't had a good "and one more thing..." in a while...

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    50. Re:Why should we care? by sakdoctor · · Score: 2, Informative

      A replicator (ST) could be used to make a replicator (SG).

      Correct me if you have an encyclopaedic knowledge of startrek, but self-replicating machines only seem to have featured in the form of the mines in DS9.

    51. Re:Why should we care? by Ezrymyrh · · Score: 1

      I want mine in the ceiling above me!

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    52. Re:Why should we care? by Memroid · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind, there are different rates of time. The rate of time may just be faster or slower near the edge of the universe. I don't know much about this stuff, but perhaps that things are moving the same speed, but just observationally moving faster as they get further away?

    53. Re:Why should we care? by Hel+Toupee · · Score: 1

      and hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks. From Mars.

      Now do you care?

      Dude, bikini chicks from Alpha Centauri are much hotter!

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    54. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Tubal-Cain's choice of the spelling on the word implies its disambiguation. "Replicaters" contains "caters" as in:

      caters
      intransitive verb
      1 : to provide a supply of food
      2 : to supply what is required or desired (catering to middle-class tastes)
      source: merriam-webster

      By that reasoning, it would be reasonable to imply that it means the Replicators of the Star Trek variety.

    55. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, before the big bang, "here" (space) didn't exist yet. "before the big bang" (time) also didn't exist.

      Your evidence, Watson?

      Take a real physics class.

    56. Re:Why should we care? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Having someone modded 'Troll' calling another person racist for not liking green skin... ...actually, makes a sort of sense.

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    57. Re:Why should we care? by Ajaxamander · · Score: 1

      ...what? Distance has nothing to do with Red Shift, not directly, only relative speed. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Shift]

      The reason things "farther away" on the bubble theory shift more is that by definition, the farther away things on a bubble are from you, the faster they move away from you. Imagine this:

      We'll use an expanding Earth as a metaphor: If the observer is in Hawaii, as the sphere expands, the object in the Sahara Desert appears to be moving away at a rate nearly exactly the rate of the diameter increasing. The object in Alaska is only moving away at a rate proportional to that, based on some function of the surface area.

    58. Re:Why should we care? by scribblej · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We get "something from nothing" all day long, sir.

      Here's some things to read about for fun:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirac_sea
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_particles
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Path_integral_formulation

      Of course, the 'somethings' we get don't stick around for long, but (I am not a physicist!) I think that phenomena similar to this is how most physicists account for the big bang.

    59. Re:Why should we care? by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

      Troll!? It was a joke! Hulk... smash!

    60. Re:Why should we care? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Only on Slashdot... Only on Slashdot...

      Oh wait... and perhaps *chan. :P

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    61. Re:Why should we care? by hamburger+lady · · Score: 3, Insightful

      asking whether time and space existed 'before the big bang' is like asking what's north of the north pole.

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    62. Re:Why should we care? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you need *something* to do during work breaks.

    63. Re:Why should we care? by slyn · · Score: 1

      Replicators as in StarTrek, not Replicators as in StarGate. Because in America, I totally need another way to get junk food conveniently without moving from my couch.

      Not gonna lie, I read the title of this in my RSS feed and figured it was some easter egg from the new Star Trek movie.

      The Axis of Evil? Oh noes!

    64. Re:Why should we care? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Tubal-Cain's choice of the spelling on the word implies its disambiguation.

      Or it's a typo.

    65. Re:Why should we care? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      There wasn't nothing; there was a point of energy. A point, while it may be infinitely small, is still not nothing, it is something.

      Therefore, since there was something, there could also have been time. It may not have been meaningful in any significant way, but there's no reason time couldn't have existed.

    66. Re:Why should we care? by MikeB0Lton · · Score: 1

      Correction, we theoretically get "something from nothing". I think we can both agree that the universe holds many more surprises for the scientific community than what the best and brightest of us have yet theorized. There is an alarming trend these days to accept theory as fact due to personal bias or other reasons.

    67. Re:Why should we care? by TravisO · · Score: 1

      You had me yawning during your whole list until I read "hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks".

      Wow, technology is wonderful!

    68. Re:Why should we care? by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      What do you mean another way?

      Are you holding out on us?!

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    69. Re:Why should we care? by FishBike · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, my post was a response to scorp1us, who proposes that red shift isn't caused by relative motion at all, but by a bubble of matter slowing down the incoming light. In which case one would expect it to be all slowed down the same amount regardless of how far it has travelled, which makes it hard to explain the apparent correlation between red shift and distance.

      Whereas the conventional theory that red shift is caused by relative velocity, and that objects farther from us have are moving away from us faster, perfectly explains this apparent correlation.

    70. Re:Why should we care? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered, if this all came from the big bang, what caused the big bang in the first place? What made that singularity expand. What if this is actually the 5th edition of the universe... It expands from a singularity for a few hundred billion years before contracting back into a singularity. Then once it hits that singularity it "explodes" again basically re-making the universe from scratch.

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    71. Re:Why should we care? by Ajaxamander · · Score: 1

      Hmm, two days, and as many snarky replies to comments which made perfect sense after context clarification. I either need to pay more attention to the thread or back away from the keyboard mid afternoon...

    72. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That must mean that there was also no such thing as gravity for however long that infinitely small point of whatever existed... or that somehow gravity reversed itself, or something (someone?) reversed it or made it go boom in the first place. Have black holes ever exploded? Is there even a way for them to explode with all that gravity-generating stuff in there? I'm sorry for anyone who thinks that things "just happen" the way far too many people seem willing to claim and/or accept without something to make it happen. I like my reality to be at least fairly consistent in its workings, even if I know I'll never fully understand even a single aspect of it.

      If things like physics or physical laws are the explanation, at least keep everything consistent and just assume we're all still in that tiny dot of energy and go on our merry way... No "big bang" to explain, no "infinitely dense point of energy/matter" to conceptualize, and no magical and sudden (and brief?) reversals of some aspects of gravity for some things but not others.

    73. Re:Why should we care? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      No. Green doesn't turn me on.

      They say, once you go green, you'll never go back.

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    74. Re:Why should we care? by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I originally read this as:

      "release of FTW travel, zero-point lethargy, a cure for morality, replicant technology to produce hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks."

      Where do I sign up?

    75. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In many years of musing on this subject. I have determined that regardless of your religion or science it all boils down to one universal rule. It is completely possible to create something from nothing and we just don't know how.

    76. Re:Why should we care? by Lost+Race · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Asking what came before the big bang is like asking what's north of the north pole. There is no such thing as time before the big bang so nothing caused it.

    77. Re:Why should we care? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Replicators? Screw Replicators, give me transporters as I am very very lazy.

    78. Re:Why should we care? by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      A replicator (ST) could be used to make a replicator (SG).

      Correct me if you have an encyclopaedic knowledge of startrek, but self-replicating machines only seem to have featured in the form of the mines in DS9.

      That's because something like that would fall into the range of Transhumanism, and as we all know, there's No Transhumanism Allowed in Science-Fantasy and Contemporary SciFi.

    79. Re:Why should we care? by camperdave · · Score: 1
      How to go north from the north pole:
      1. Go to the north pole
      2. take out a compass
      3. travel in the direction of the red end of the needle
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    80. Re:Why should we care? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      They're just colonies of mind worms that have tricked you into seeing a hot space chick.

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    81. Re:Why should we care? by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      It means we need to push both optical and radio telescopes out past the termination shock for distortion free imaging.

    82. Re:Why should we care? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Does a point of energy have gravity?

    83. Re:Why should we care? by Ogive17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why couldn't there be time before the big bang, it just happened to have been erased when the singularity was formed.

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    84. Re:Why should we care? by Hel+Toupee · · Score: 1

      But, I distinctly remember wild sex... with...

      Oh. Dear. GOD.

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    85. Re:Why should we care? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      There was a Star Trek comic, back in the early '70's, where the Enterprise goes back in time to the big bang. Shows the entire universe compressed to a single giant atom. Don't really remember much about it beyond that. As a kid, I thought the giant atom thing was a bit much (classic three electrons spinning around it).

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    86. Re:Why should we care? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      I think Tubal-Cain's choice of the spelling on the word implies its disambiguation.

      Or it's a typo.

      God I hope so. I find the concept of implied disambiguation to be somewhat ambiguous... and that makes my head hurt...

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    87. Re:Why should we care? by lannocc · · Score: 1

      It's obvious why....I'm the center of the universe.

      Exactly! I wish everyone would think this way. We are each the center of our own universes and so our life goals naturally would be self-perfection (infinite ego?). Of course the smart ones realize that each individual is part of a community and so we can't be wholly selfish and must work together. Human survival is all that ultimately matters.

      One day I'll have my Unified Human Theory all figured out (site currently down--my universe is too busy!).

    88. Re:Why should we care? by tenco · · Score: 1

      In an TNG episode, Wesley experimented with selfreplicating nanobots which ran havoc after they escaped.

    89. Re:Why should we care? by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Your evidence, Watson?

      You have evidence to the contrary? Given that we don't know one way or the other, I will take the default position that time/space did not exist until proven otherwise.

      And I shall take the default position that time/space does not exist tomorrow until proven otherwise.

    90. Re:Why should we care? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I can imagine a future where our geeken descendants are arguing with the masses about how the GNU/Cheeto replicator pattern is open source, and easily modifyable for cheese content by anyone who wishes, and how superior it is to the mainstream/default Cheetos pattern everyone else uses.

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    91. Re:Why should we care? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Do we actually need to explain to you that trolls have green skin, or that there is actually no way for us to mod you - 1 Hulk even if we wanted to?

    92. Re:Why should we care? by morcego · · Score: 1

      Wow. I'm really impressed. You reminds me of teacher I once had, that used to answer questions with "it is correct because it is written on the book".

      Mistaken a theory for a fact is a very common mistake of people without the correct scientific background.

      I saw someone else commenting that "time is only a measurement", which is not only stupid (confusing a thing with it measure is just stupid, sorry), but ... well, can get much worst than stupid. Just because the way we measure time is a function of the earth rotation, it doesn't mean that time doesn't exist by itself. To measure is to compare, so it always take a frame of reference. And time can exist by itself, unless you believe a tree doesn't fall on the forest is no one is looking.

      If we consider time as another dimension, it is very easy to assume that, just as matter was infinitely small before the big bang (and you can interchange matter and energy here, because, as far as I understand, before the big bang they were the same thing), we can also assume that time was infinitely compressed. We can't measure the infinite. As the universe is supposed to be infinite (-ly big), we can also have infinitely small. Using that model, you can't have a frame of reference, so it can't be measured.

      Of course it is much easier for us to imagine (but not measure) something that is infinitely big. Picturing something that is infinitely small is much more difficult, which is why the big bang theory confused the crap out of a lot of people. To me, it boils down to the old saying that, if a rope has one end, you can be sure it will have a second one. So if we consider "infinitely big" as possible, we must consider "infinitely small" too.

      If it was possible to have an outside observer looking at all time, from minus infinite to infinite, you could have the big bang happening at an arbitrary point of that time line, with the universe shifting from infinitely small on all its dimensions (including time), to infinitely big.

      Since the way we measure time is relative to our own experience, there is no telling if time itself is not expanding too, along with the rest of the universe (not necessarily at the same rate).

      Humm, I better stop now before my brain melts.

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    93. Re:Why should we care? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the replicator patterns, but I hope there is an open source replicator. I would never eat again if my MS replicator got a worm and started spitting out goatse shaped cheetos.

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    94. Re:Why should we care? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      actually, before the big bang, "here" (space) didn't exist yet. "before the big bang" (time) also didn't exist.

      Your evidence, Watson?

      Here's a Clickable Link

      I'm still new to this internet thing.

      From the second link in that google search:

      Carroll, as well as many other physicists and cosmologists have begun to consider the possibility of time before the Big Bang...

      What was that you were trying to prove again :)

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    95. Re:Why should we care? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Where exactly was the Enterprise so that it could be observing the pre-universe singularity?

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    96. Re:Why should we care? by m50d · · Score: 1
      Apply General Relativity, the second most thoroughly verified scientific theory ever. You'll discover that any point "before" the big bang must necessarily be causally disconnected from the present; that is, causes there cannot have effects here and vice versa. Thus in any meaningful sense it doesn't exist.

      Now, of course, GR is incomplete, but it remains our best explanation for observed phenomena; none of the various quantum gravity contenders has any substantial evidence to support it where its predictions differ from those of GR.

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    97. Re:Why should we care? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Assuming this atom thing was about the size of the sun (can't really remember the details. Darn my 8 year old mind), looked to be about .5 AU. At least, that's what I got from the picture. Wish I could remember the story name. That site I linked to seems to have just about all of them listed with decent write ups.

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    98. Re:Why should we care? by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

      I guess I didn't like someone getting a +5 funny on the back of my joke. I guess you could green with jealousy.

    99. Re:Why should we care? by ATMD · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a veger to me!

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    100. Re:Why should we care? by tenco · · Score: 1
      1. Go to the north pole
      2. take out a compass
      3. travel in the direction of the red end of the needle
      4. Observe that the needle points towards your feet
      5. Travel south to buy a (large) drill
      6. Go back to the north pole
      7. Drill.
      8. Observe that you resurface on the south pole
      9. Deduce that there are no magnetic monopoles
      10. ???
      11. Profit!
    101. Re:Why should we care? by Xandar01 · · Score: 1

      But without Replicators we would never have Repli-Carter or Fran.

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    102. Re:Why should we care? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Except that the needle doesn't point towards your feet. It points to the North Magnetic pole, which is roughly along the 114W longitude line, some 811km from the geographic pole. (Granted, there will be a significant needle dip, but it will not point straight down.)

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    103. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Data reproduced at least once.

    104. Re:Why should we care? by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Goatos?

    105. Re:Why should we care? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      No, I mean outside of the singularity there was no space. I'm wondering how they could survive outside of the universe!

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    106. Re:Why should we care? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I'm still inconvenienced"

      Science does that.

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    107. Re:Why should we care? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Star Trek + comic book = nonsense.

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    108. Re:Why should we care? by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Yes, because it has relativistic mass according to E=mc^2.

    109. Re:Why should we care? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      The "infinate mass" at the beginning of the Big Bang is actually one of the biggest problems the theory has right now. When you go from a state of "incredibly huge amount of mass at incredibly high density" to "infite mass at infinite density" relativity breaks. It stops working, and so does the BB model. It's like a black hole for relativity itself. The entire foundation for modern astronomy and the model for the BB is based on relativity. It's the lynchpin, and if it predicts that prior to the BB relativity breaks, then something is wrong.

      Either our (I mean scientists, I don't understand shit other than what filtered and dumbed down analysis tells me) understanding of relativity is severly flawed, or relativity is the wrong model to be using to make these predictions into the past.

      I read about a theory that delt with this reasonably well, without breaking the entire model. It was called the "Big Bounce", and it predicted a sort of rebound when matter neared infinite density, triggering a big bang. It also suggests that it was not only possible, but likely that our Big Bang was not the first, and won't be the last. That eventually it will happen again, and that it probably has happened a near infinite number of times before. If I remember right it also predicted the inconsistant distribution of mass in the universe.

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    110. Re:Why should we care? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Our current philosophy on information ownership is having a hard enough time with cheap fast unlimited replication of music and movies, imagine what it'll be like when you can download the template for a coke and then have unlimited free coke for the cost of some swamp water. Or you can 'print' out the latest iPod design that you just downloaded.

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    111. Re:Why should we care? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Damn you! I thought I'd escaped from tvtropes but nooooo you had to link there!

      Replicators in Stargate were freakin' sweet.

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    112. Re:Why should we care? by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer we aviod making Replicaters, thankyouverymuch.

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    113. Re:Why should we care? by Faylone · · Score: 1

      There are many worse things that a replicator could make if control was put in the wrong hands, cyanide for instance.

    114. Re:Why should we care? by jovius · · Score: 1

      Yes. There are no distances.

    115. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah ... you have no GF then. Here is an extra geek card for you.

    116. Re:Why should we care? by etwills · · Score: 1

      Interesting?? Assume the universe is infinite. If I look left, there is an infinite distance between me an the restaurant in that direction. If I look up, same thing, infinite distance. Right, down, forward, backward, same thing. The center of something is defined as the point where the distance between all opposing points is the same. Therefore, I am the center of the universe.

      Hardly. See that "has to be the same"? That's where the problem in the reasoning lies: the distances you observe may all be infinite, i.e. immeasurably large, but just because they're "equally" immeasurable doesn't automatically mean they were ever equal as distinct quantities!

    117. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daaaang... The Voyagers are still sending data? I thought the batteries crapped out in the 90s. Somebody tell them to hurry up and send back the hot bald chick with the glowing lozenge!

    118. Re:Why should we care? by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Who said the big bang started at an infinitesimally small point. It could have been a loop the size of the Planck distance.

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    119. Re:Why should we care? by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      I'm on the last chapter as you speak, very entertaining book.

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    120. Re:Why should we care? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      It would fall under copyright laws (not saying that I think that's right, just saying what would happen). For snack foods and cola this isn't a problem. Recipes aren't really copyrighted. You couldn't call your pattern "Coca-Cola", but you could certainly create "Open Source Cola".

      The problem would in the complex devices, like the iPod you mention. Those things are harder to design, making open source versions unlikely, and I'd expect that "piracy" of patterns for these devices would run rampant.

      On the other hand, having access to perfectly working copies of older devices would be great. Imagine how hard it will be to find a working NES or Commodore 64 in 2075. If you had a digital pattern to create perfect single copies as needed that would be great for people wanting to acquire stuff like that.

      Or, if they made the replicators larger, I can just imagine getting a perfect working order full scale P-51 Mustang . . .

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    121. Re:Why should we care? by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Yes, but we are going to have to wait one heck of a long time for the images to come back down from the probe we put outside the galaxy when we find out that the galactic shock wave is screwing up our measurements.

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    122. Re:Why should we care? by tenco · · Score: 1

      I know. I thought you meant the magnetic pole. But no matter what: if you follow the red end of the needle you will arrive exactly at the north magnetic pole were the needle will point towards your feet.

    123. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. You may want to check for an adam's apple before the date gets too heavy.

    124. Re:Why should we care? by skarphace · · Score: 1

      I think you guys are missing the point entirely. What would be the point of copyright or patents when all goods can be made for free? If replicators come to being, the only thing that would have any real worth is energy.

      And it's highly arguable that that would even cost anything as generators and solar panels will be free to make with replicators and a little effort.

      On this day, long past would be the days of spending all our time on gathering food or things we can use to barter for food.

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    125. Re:Why should we care? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      What would be the point of copyright or patents when all goods can be made for free?

      Trust me, we're already at that point in the digital world where all works can be made for free. That doesn't stop people from trying to control them.

      And you have to remember e = mc^2. The amount of energy needed to convert into matter is astronomical. Solar and wind generators aren't even remotely feasible for that. You'd essentially have to have a way to gather up raw matter of some form, convert it to energy (which as a benefit - matter converted to energy equally balloons into huge amounts), and then reconvert that energy back into a desired form.

      That type of thing simply isn't going to happen at home. There would need to be some sort of infrastructure setup for it - that means jobs, and jobs means payment (even if people got "payed" in electricity vouchers).

      When that comes into play money is back into the game, and people will start to leverage IP/imaginary property again. You want to replicate my new MP3 player design? That'll cost you 1.21 gigawatts please. As said, the same thing already happens with copyrighted works today.

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    126. Re:Why should we care? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      All the mainstream cosmologists, for one, say that the big bang started at an infinitesimally small point.

      They call this singularity, and the general relativity that the BB is based on predicts this (GR also breaks in a singularity, so it's a problem, hence more theories).

      I think people are confused about the "nothing prior to singularity" issue. Chances are there was something pre-singularity, we'll just never know about it if singularity is actually what happened pre-big bang. The problem is once you achieve singularity, and all matter in the universe is shoved into an infinitely small volume, everything is uniform. It goes beyond shaking your ech-a-sketch to clear what you drew, singularity is like grinding it down to dust and then re-building it from scratch. There isn't even a way of knowing if it was an etch-a-sketch before, it could have been something else, like a remote control car or something.

      The reason they say "the universe and time did not exist before the big bang" is because it is an exercise in futility to even think about such a thing. If singularity occured, there is no evidence of a prior-universe in our universe. So, from a practical standpoint, nothing existed for us to look at pre-singularity. It is where our time began.

      Also, since time seems to be a function of the structure of the universe (it is tied directly to movement and funny things happen at the speed of light), time as we know it may well have not existed pre-BB. Or, "time" could have been completely different. Same with matter, and the laws of physics. Things could have worked differently. Because of the time issue things may not have happened at all.

      All this, and there is no way of knowing. That is, of course, if singularity occurred and the present model is, in all ways that matter, correct. There are a lot of holes in it though, so I think declaring "there was nothing pre-BB" is foolish, even with GR as well established as it is. It still has problems, and we may find new things we have no way of knowing about at the present time.

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    127. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not from my point of view!

    128. Re:Why should we care? by unitron · · Score: 1

      ...which ran havoc...

      Is that supposed to be a contraction of "ran amok and created havoc"?

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    129. Re:Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mods are on the crack pipe again

    130. Re:Why should we care? by tenco · · Score: 1

      Sorry and thanks for the correction. English isn't my mother tongue and occasionally my memory on words (or grammar, you may have noticed) isn't that great. :)

    131. Re:Why should we care? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      I think you guys are missing the point entirely. What would be the point of copyright or patents when all goods can be made for free?

      Not at all, that IS the entire point!

      If replicators come to being, the only thing that would have any real worth is energy.

      When you can manufacture any item you have the pattern for, at trivial cost, and energy and raw materials are cheap, the only thing remaining that has value is the design of that object. Physical objects and devices will be in exactly the same situation that media are in now, with fast digital transmission and perfect reproduction leading to unwieldy attempts to legislate the flow of information.

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  2. So? by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does that mean that to get a clear view we need space crafts beyond the boundry?

    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. It means that to get a clear view we need spacecrafts beyond the boundary.

    2. Re:So? by JamesVI · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it means that you need to characterise the distortion so that you can remove it from images taken inside the solar system. The same way that you characterise atmospheric effects to make corrections to images take by ground-base telescopes.

    3. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it means we need spacecraft beyond the boundary.

    4. Re:So? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that to get a clear view we need space crafts beyond the boundry?

      That or to know the shape of the boundary so we can correct for it. Before we knew it was asymmetrical, we couldn't correct properly for it, thus we did need a craft outside it in order to reveal our error.

    5. Re:So? by Ioldanach · · Score: 4, Informative

      Does that mean that to get a clear view we need space crafts beyond the boundry?

      Not necessarily, we just need glasses. Knowing our observations are being altered by what is in effect a lens is the first step. Once we know the actual shape and properties of that lens we can mathematically apply alterations to our observations to correct for the distortion and end up with representations of our galaxy, other galaxies, and the background photons and radiation of the universe with much more accuracy than ever before.

      Of course, stationing observatories beyond the field would be the best option, much like observatories like Hubble that are outside our atmosphere are better than ground-based telescopes. It is possible that not everything is actually making it through this lens, so even applying corrections won't yield a 100% perfect picture.

    6. Re:So? by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

      No, it means we need space arts & crafts beyond the boundary. Who's up for some 10-dimensional string knitting?

    7. Re:So? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Didn't they say it is changing because of stuff like solar winds? In which case it becomes difficult to characterise it. Perhaps if we better understood our sun and could predict its state and hence the shape of the bubble. It sounds a bit like an extremely complicated weather prediction to me.

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    8. Re:So? by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Corrections or not, the Hubble telescope is still better than using a ground-based telescope AFAIK, so same idea should work with putting stuff outside the solar system. Yes, we can correct for error, but in the end it should be much more accurate to have something that never is affected by that error in the first place. Of course given cost, distance and time, error correction is sure to be the better practical solution.

    9. Re:So? by Washii · · Score: 1

      You mean by jiggling the mirrors really fast?

    10. Re:So? by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      The rate we are going there will be so many corrections to the CMB that there wont be any signal left at all. Mind you could be the ultimate irony when it turns out that the universe actually built out of correction errors from actual real empty nothing.

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  3. Wikipedia by Lunoria · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wikipedia says the Axis of evil is "Cosmic anisotropy, an uneven temperature distribution of the cosmic microwave background radiation" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anisotropy#Physics

    1. Re:Wikipedia by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1, Troll

      And here I thought the axis of evil was made up of United States, United Kingdom, and Israel...

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    2. Re:Wikipedia by noidentity · · Score: 1

      This pattern, the so-called Axis of Evil, just shouldn't be there. Now an independent researcher from Canada says the pattern may be caused by the boundary between the Solar System and interstellar space[...]

      Well, at least Bush now has a good excuse for thinking there were WMD in Iraq. Maybe that Onion parody of him finding an error in Fermi calculations wasn't so far-fetched!

  4. too (abstract) by OglinTatas · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to understand this, but it was too (abstract)

    1. Re:too (abstract) by Mr+Z · · Score: 5, Informative

      Short version: You know how stars twinkle because of the Earth's atmosphere? Something similar happens at the boundary of the solar system. The difference there is that the boundary is due to the solar wind as opposed to an atmosphere.

      The actual distortion is similar to the ripples of light you see on the bottom of a swimming pool due to ripples in the surface of the water. Because the surface is uneven, the light gets bent unevenly and bunches together in some places and spreads out in others. So, instead of even lighting across the bottom of the pool, you see a pattern of light and dark areas.

      Same thing's happening to the cosmic background radiation. It should be evenly distributed, but instead it's brighter and darker in places, and they think it's due to the uneven surface of the termination shock.

    2. Re:too (abstract) by clintp · · Score: 1

      So I picked up that much. What I'm unclear on is shouldn't the distortions (from Earth's perspective anyway) be moving? As we observe a point outside our solar system through the year, we'd be looking through a slightly different part of the heliopause "lens". So the distortions should move as Earth does (or whatever our observation platform is).

      If the "ripples" are fast (relative to a solar year) we should see them, and be able to correct them over a short period of time. If they're slow, then a longer period.

      That would only mean that a simple snapshot wouldn't suffice and that we'd have to take multiple images of the CBR and correct them accordingly.

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    3. Re:too (abstract) by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1
      *Alex Trebec Voice* I'm sorry, but your response was not in the form of a car analogy.

      Seriously though, excellent explanation.

    4. Re:too (abstract) by Velorium · · Score: 1

      Thank you for putting it into a clearer perspective.

    5. Re:too (abstract) by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Short version: everything from nothing. Film at Elveon.

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    6. Re:too (abstract) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had mod points , I'd give them to you Mr Z - that was the best explanation I have yet to hear.

    7. Re:too (abstract) by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      They mentioned that directly in the last paragraph of the second link.

      And sure enough, Sharpe says astronomers have reported just such a change between two sets of images taken by the WMAP spacecraft, called the WMAP3 and WMAP5 maps.

      So yes, they should fluctuate, and we have hints that we've seen it fluctuate. I imagine the fluctuations would be a function of both solar output and variations of density of interstellar mass. It'd be really cool if someone could correlate something like a CME to a "pinch" in the background radiation image.

    8. Re:too (abstract) by radtea · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It should be evenly distributed, but instead it's brighter and darker in places, and they think it's due to the uneven surface of the termination shock.

      However, in a paper linked from the first article there is a second effect that optical phenomena at the termination shock won't account for: there appears to be a preferential handedness of spiral galaxies, and the handedness exhibits itself along an axis that is close to the Axis of Evil.

      Furthermore, while this paper on optical effects is interesting and suggests some directions for more research, the author's own thoughts on what specific phenomena might be causing the distortions are, using his own term, "speculative."

      Other than the asymmetry of the termination shock it is by no means certain that any of these phenomena exist (that is, that they are not artifacts of the instruments or the analysis), which is the typical state of affairs in leading-edge science, so it'll be interesting to see how the truth unfolds over the next few years.

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    9. Re:too (abstract) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phenomenal explanation.

    10. Re:too (abstract) by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      there appears to be a preferential handedness of spiral galaxies, and the handedness exhibits itself along an axis that is close to the Axis of Evil.

      They mention two phenomena: Polarization and the alignment of axes-of-rotation with the Axis. This could be explained if the distortion were a pinch. Imagine you draw a bunch of line segments uniformally scattered on a sheet of paper with uniformally random orientation. Now, view that sheet of paper through a lens that compresses the image horizontally, so that the image is pinched horizontally or stretched vertically. You'll notice a large bias in the orientation of the line segments, such that it appears that there's a fair degree of alignment with the axis of the lens.

      That may or may not be the phenomenon we're seeing here with the uneven termination shock. The two observations mentioned in the first article don't seem to rule it out.

    11. Re:too (abstract) by DeeFresh · · Score: 1

      The actual distortion is similar to the ripples of light you see on the bottom of a swimming pool due to ripples in the surface of the water. So, instead of even lighting across the bottom of the pool, you see a pattern of light and dark areas.

      I'll admit up front that my knowledge of astronomy is severely limited, so please excuse in advance what may be a stupid question. But could this distortion be part of the reason why the night sky is dark rather than filled with light from the infinite amount of stars that exist?

      The Straight Dope tackled this question a few years ago here, with the response that "there just aren't enough stars in the observable universe to fill up the night sky," but I'm wondering if this discovery changes things at all.

    12. Re:too (abstract) by JustinOpinion · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't think that's quite right. You are describing small-scale fluctuations in the "surface" of the termination shock. But the main effect being considered in the scientific paper is a large-scale anisotropy in the termination shock.

      The termination shock (TS) is usually assumed to be spherical: the sun emits supersonic solar wind in all directions; the point at which this solar wind is slowed by the interstellar medium should be the same in all directions. But what if it's not? The paper considers what effect a termination shock shaped like a "prolate ellipsoid of revolution" would have on an otherwise isotropic (at large scales) cosmic-microwave-background (CMB).

      They quickly calculate that a prolate TS could lead to the observed quadrupole in the CMB. The authors suggest that the coupling between TS and CMB may be due to refractive index effects (basically as if the solar system is inside a gigantic lens), or possibly differences in scattering at different parts of the TS. Either way, some types of light reaching us should have a corresponding signature of the anisotropy.

      Note that this isn't the first time the CMB had to be corrected. A very significant dipole in the full-sky map has to be removed to account for the relative motion of our planet in the galaxy, the motion of our galaxy with respect to the rest frame of the CMB, etc.

      The authors end their paper by mentioning that if this effect is real, then small-scale fluctuations in the surface of the TS may also affect the smaller-scale fluctuations we see in a map of the CMB. Those fluctuations are normally thought to be an imprint of the randomness in the early universe. The authors suggest that the fluctuation spectrum may be altered by, or possibly even totally an artifact of, ripples in the TS. But as the authors note this is very, very speculative at this point. (We've been mapping the CMB for many years and the maps seem roughly consistent, so any time-varying rippling in effect would have to be subtle and/or slow...)

    13. Re:too (abstract) by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The two observations mentioned in the first article don't seem to rule it out.

      But the termination shock has zero influence on optical photons.

      The handedness paper is looking a ordinary optical images of spiral galaxies within 172 Mpc and asking, "is there any axis where if we look one way we see mostly left-handed galaxies and if we look the other way we see mostly right-handed galaxies?" Since we are in the middle of the distribution a preponderance of a particular handedness will show up as more left-handed in one direction and more right-handed in the other.

      This is ordinary optical astronomy of the crudest kind: they literally look at digital photos of a few thousand galaxies and say, "Yep, looks right-handed to me..." They've done a nice job of blinding that data by randomly mirroring the images so observer bias can't affect the results.

      While heliopause can plausibly affect the CMB due to changes in ionization, it cannot do the same to optical frequencies, and certainly not to a degree that would change the apparent orientation of spiral galaxies without also radically changing the apparent distribution of spiral galaxies, to the extent that we would have noticed it ages ago.

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    14. Re:too (abstract) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where exactly did you get the idea that there were an infinite number of stars?

      we still have differing theories/models about this, but it would seem a bit more reasonable (in the context of the big bang) to conclude that the universe started with a finite amount of matter at the big bang and that matter is spread around as stars die out and are reborn. conservation and the seemingly absurd notion that there would have to be an infinite amount of matter in the universe (hence infinite mass) to create an infinite amount of stars would seem to preclude this. where would an infinite amount of mass come from and what the hell would it do to the physical universe itself?

      warning: throwing around infinities in physics often leads to pitfalls.

      just my $0.02

    15. Re:too (abstract) by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Um could you dumb it down more, and perhaps use a car analogy as I still don't get it...

    16. Re:too (abstract) by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Hang on....

      Does the CMB represent a fixed frame of reference for everything in the universe?

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    17. Re:too (abstract) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue the electric universe folks having a field day with this in 3... 2... 1...

    18. Re:too (abstract) by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      you guys have discussed what I wondered about immediately after reading the first article... this lens effect doesn't explain the distribution of handedness of spiral galaxies.

      The second article discusses that the shape of the heliopause is influenced by some unknown force. Is it reasonably to suggest that the shape of the heliopause is influenced by whatever causese the Axis of Evil as an external phenomenon?

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  5. A week too late. by geckipede · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would have been nice to find this out before ESA launched their shiny new Planck telescope to study the CMBR.

    Perhaps Planck2, or whatever the next model is called, will have to travel outside the solar system to get a clear view. If so, we'll be waiting for a very long time for results from it.

    1. Re:A week too late. by jandoedel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, it just means there's an extra factor that influences the images Planck will make. We just need to find out what the influence is of this extra factor, and then delete that factor from the images Planck makes.

      Planck can make the images now, and we can compensate for the Axis of Evil afterwards.

    2. Re:A week too late. by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Not really. If hubble taught us anything, its that space telescopes can compensate for weird lens effects. Of course, getting to L2 to run a service mission is out of the question, so lets hope Planck's physical lenses are up to the job!

    3. Re:A week too late. by geckipede · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of the effects that Planck is looking for are extremely subtle, weak signals. I'm not sure how signal and noise compare in this case, but if they're comparable we will have to hope that heliopause effects are predictable enough to be cancelled out. One of the major objectives of Planck is to look for remnant signals resulting from gravity waves shortly after the inflation phase, and this could be not just weak but a localised signal, so small scale features of the heliopause may matter in this case.

    4. Re:A week too late. by huckamania · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gee, I can't see how being able to map out the boundary of the Solar System we live in could be beneficial to science. We should all crawl back into our caves and shine our clubs for the coming Ice Age.

    5. Re:A week too late. by bFusion · · Score: 1

      My club is a tree branch you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:A week too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be impossible to compensate later for images taken now. While Axis of Evil seams to be relatively stable, there could be minor "turbulences" in termination shock caused by god knows what, which could influence high accuracy measurements unpredictably. This puts us into position similar to the time before adaptive optics became properly applied.

  6. Computer scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say what? I know "computer science" has the word "science" in it, but I'm definitely out of my element here. ;)

  7. Now we just need to wait... by Xerolooper · · Score: 4, Funny

    until Voyager returns from the edge as Vyger and answers all our questions or are we in an alternate timeline now?

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    1. Re:Now we just need to wait... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      until Voyager returns from the edge as Vyger and terminates the carbon unit infestation that's preventing contact with the creator

      Fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:Now we just need to wait... by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Come on guys, its Vger, not Vyger. Get your pointy ears on the right way around!

    3. Re:Now we just need to wait... by mdm-adph · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, I had always just assumed that movie was in an alternate timeline... >_

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    4. Re:Now we just need to wait... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      carbon unit infestation

      There are shampoos that'll fix that.

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    5. Re:Now we just need to wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You meant V'Ger, correct?

    6. Re:Now we just need to wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting (off topic, but on the subject of Vger), but Vger should still be doing what it's doing even with the alternate time line since it was launched before the alternate time line was forked. The old Spock also needs to advise them to go save a whale to prevent the fourth Star Trek movie from happening again. (shiver)

    7. Re:Now we just need to wait... by tenco · · Score: 1

      The pointy ears are dead, Jim.

    8. Re:Now we just need to wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOILER ALERT!

    9. Re:Now we just need to wait... by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      The Voyager craft were sent out well before Kirk's birth. Given that no one in the federation interacted with Vger until it arrived back, it seems likely that Vger is already on its way in the new timeline. Presumably it should show up in 30 or 40 years.

  8. Axis of Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has anyone checked Iran, Iraq and North Korea for traces of this radiation?

    1. Re:Axis of Evil by Teese · · Score: 1

      isn't there a -1 joke was way to obvious? (to be fair it was the first thing I thought of too)

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  9. Voyager by YayaY · · Score: 1

    It's incredible that the Voyager spacecrafts still provide useful scientific data so long after their launch. We don't build our stuff as tough as those two anymore. lol

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    1. Re:Voyager by eqisow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not that the Voyagers aren't tough, but saying that is a disservice to the Mars rovers, many of which have kept going long after their original missions were complete. No, none of them have lasted as long as either Voyager, but the environmental factors aren't really the same either.

    2. Re:Voyager by earlymon · · Score: 4, Informative

      I completely agree - and it's worth noting that we're talking about a spacecraft launched in 1977 - so it's flying tech is even older.

      Not only that - our ground tech is truly incredible.

      The power received at an earth antenna is 1e-16 watts - imagine finding and holding that signal in the cosmic background noise!

      http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/didyouknow.html

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    3. Re:Voyager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that page, there are a sentence that begins with the followings words...

      "The rings of Uranus are so dark"

      That make me think that was wrote by Mike Mayer.

    4. Re:Voyager by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      We don't build our stuff as tough as those two anymore.

      Tell it to Spirit and Opportunity. Remember, Voyager has been flying for over thirty years, but it's spent the vast majority of its time in the vast emptiness of deep space, doing nothing but radio back basic telemetry and radiation readings and such. It's very rarely had to shift any moving parts, or fire an engine, or manoeuvre in any way. And its encounters with high radiation near the gas giants are long in the past. What would actually cause Voyager to fail now? Only the gradual dying of its power supply, as its plutonium core decays away.

      The two Mars rovers, on the other hand, were designed for a three-month mission. They're still going five years later. Every day their motors work to push them around the Martian surface. Every day they're exposed to sandstorms and dust devils; they crawl around over dust and sand and rock; they support their own weight and have ever so many moving parts, which they use daily to prod and poke at solid objects. They've survived colossal dust storms that blot out the sun that supplies all their power. They've survived the Martian winter, again and again.

      Voyager was impressive all right. But as achievements of engineering, for me Spirit and Opportunity are right up there with Apollo.

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  10. I'm not getting it by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

    So does this mean torture's ok and waterboarding might prevent the heat death of the universe?

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    1. Re:I'm not getting it by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So does this mean torture's ok and waterboarding might prevent the heat death of the universe?

      Get over yourself, you twat, whoever you are. That was funny.

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    2. Re:I'm not getting it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, but it might prevent your family members getting blown to bits. Did you think it was done for fun?

    3. Re:I'm not getting it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. I would have probably marked it "redundant".

  11. to get a good view of the cosmos by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you need to position yourself outside of the milky way galaxy, and far from the andromeda galaxy too

    and even then, the light pollution from these gaudy neighborhood photon hogs spoils the good view

    but take heart: nasa already has a plan to send a telescope outside the galaxy to get a good view, and it should be fully operational in 25,000 years

    of course, there's the issue of the slight lag between taking a picture and the picture being transmitted back to earth, but top minds are working on that small problem, rest assured

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  12. Changing shape? by mc1138 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So if it's changing shape, and distorts light, does that mean that it voids a majority of data we get from long range observations?

    1. Re:Changing shape? by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Only with regards to minute errors in direction.

    2. Re:Changing shape? by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      Of course not.

      It just means there's a small correction that has to be made if you need extremely precise measurements. For most data the difference would be orders of magnitude too small to notice.

      And you don't need to redo the original measurements, just subtract the Evil of Axis once we know a bit more about how this Axis of Evil influences our data.

    3. Re:Changing shape? by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      And with 'Evil of Axis' i mean 'Axis of Evil' :-)

  13. Note to scientists: by TrevorB · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Be careful what you label your anomalous data. It may come back to be your new theory.

    Try explaining to Americans why "The Axis of Evil" won out over conservative theory. Give the genius who thought that term up another grant... ;)

    1. Re:Note to scientists: by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It was named by Lispers: "Axis of Eval", but got messed up by the press.
         

  14. Fascinating stuff by Fuji+Kitakyusho · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have been following the Voyager updates with some interest over the past couple of years. I find it astounding that we are still managing to get useful data from these vehicles which were launched back in the 70's. Certainly, they have exceeded their design mission, and only advances in large aperture radio coverage here on earth have allowed continued communication. To put this in perspective - the one way light time from earth to both vehicles is now on the order of about 30 hours! Interestingly, the vehicles are adorned with a message to prospective lifeforms who would encounter the spacecraft long in the future - a "golden record", which is technology long since obsolete here on earth during only the short 30 year span of the mission. Food for thought.

    1. Re:Fascinating stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interestingly, the vehicles are adorned with a message to prospective lifeforms who would encounter the spacecraft long in the future - a "golden record", which is technology long since obsolete here on earth during only the short 30 year span of the mission.

      Yet still probably the most appropriate technology for the mission, unless you have a fool-proof way of describing to someone who doesn't share any languages with you how to quickly build a Bluray player.

    2. Re:Fascinating stuff by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      Come on, this is NASA we're talking about. There is no way they ever would have gone with a Blu-Ray format.

      They would have gone with HD-DVD.

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    3. Re:Fascinating stuff by Tisha_AH · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Way back in the 80's I was taking a receiver design course at George Washington University. My lab partner was involved in the continual design of more sensitive receivers to listen in on the voyager craft.
      It led to interesting discussions about how the pace of receiver design (sensitivity, noise floor, selectivity). At the time we were learning the state of the art, the folks at the research labs were pushing the limits further and further. It warms my heart to realize that 25 years later they are still making significant advancements.

      What it will take to monitor the weakening transmissions from the Pioneers and Voyagers five years from now doesn't exist today. Kudos to everyone involved in the process.

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    4. Re:Fascinating stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An analog golden record is probably the best medium for the job. All you need is a simple diagram showing a needle in the groove, and something to turn the disc, and anybody could hear it.

    5. Re:Fascinating stuff by baKanale · · Score: 4, Funny

      a "golden record", which is technology long since obsolete here on earth

      Tell that to the audiophiles.

    6. Re:Fascinating stuff by danhuby · · Score: 1

      There's not just audio on this thing, there's imagery too using a very basic analogue encoding.

    7. Re:Fascinating stuff by clintp · · Score: 1

      Come on, this is NASA we're talking about. There is no way they ever would have gone with a Blu-Ray format.

      They would have gone with HD-DVD.

      Whoa, whoa there buddy. That's a bit modern for NASA. They'd have opted for laserdisc or betamax.

      The best technology that 1978 has to offer.

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    8. Re:Fascinating stuff by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the vehicles are adorned with [...] a "golden record", which is technology long since obsolete here on earth [...]

      Oh really?

    9. Re:Fascinating stuff by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Gotta use Alien Cables(TM) too

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    10. Re:Fascinating stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's obsolete here on Earth, but the key reason for using it was that the playback mechanism was easily reproduced. They put a diagram showing how to assemble a record player on the vehicle.

      Including a CD plus all the necessary 'stuff' to build the player would have been a little harder to explain.

    11. Re:Fascinating stuff by Andy_w715 · · Score: 1

      a "golden record", which is technology long since obsolete here on earth during only the short 30 year span of the mission. Food for thought.

      For 189.99 you can get "The Doors Vinyl Box" at Best Buy. Hardly obsolete. High Def Vinyl? Funny thing is they have these crappy turntables on display near the Vinyl display. Who would spend 200 on 7 records then play them on a $150 jackhammer.

    12. Re:Fascinating stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the op said obsolete, not non-existent.

      you can still buy horse carts for instance, but that doesn't mean that they haven't been obsoleted by more modern forms of transportation.

    13. Re:Fascinating stuff by noidentity · · Score: 1

      the op said obsolete, not non-existent.

      obsolete - old; no longer in use or valid or fashionable; gone into disuse; disused; neglected.

      Turntables are none of these; they're still in use, still being produced, still having their designs improved, and still fashionable among a significant number of people.

    14. Re:Fascinating stuff by eples · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to be pedantic, but one-way is 15 hours currently.

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    15. Re:Fascinating stuff by machine321 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find it astounding that we are still managing to get useful data from these vehicles which were launched back in the 70's.

      Why? I still drive a vehicle that was manufactured in the '60s.

    16. Re:Fascinating stuff by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      What it will take to monitor the weakening transmissions from the Pioneers and Voyagers five years from now doesn't exist today.

      It appears they stopped trying to contact the Pioneers. They couldn't detect any signals on the last tries. Whether this is due to signal weakness or hardware failure is unknown. They are around the threshold of detection even if they still broadcast.

      Even if they received a signal, the probes no longer generate enough power for any of the sensors to work properly. Thus, they can no longer "sniff space". At best, the signals could be used to check the actual trajectory against predictive models for gravity-related studies. But the signals may be too weak for that also.
           

    17. Re:Fascinating stuff by Ded+Bob · · Score: 1

      Yet still probably the most appropriate technology for the mission, unless you have a fool-proof way of describing to someone who doesn't share any languages with you how to quickly build a Bluray player.

      That would make them space pirates. The **AA would not be pleased.

    18. Re:Fascinating stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine that just before Voyager 1 crossed the termination shock, Nasa wanted to shut down the program because of the costs. Thanks to the Planetary Society and all those who campaigned to oppose that. The reward is beyond all expectations and there's certainly more to come.

    19. Re:Fascinating stuff by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Why did you marry someone that you had a lab with?

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    20. Re:Fascinating stuff by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm more impressed that we can still get signals from the thing. The radio only emits 20 watts. By the time the signal reaches earth, it's been attenuated to 0.00000000000000001 watts. Being able to grab that signal is equivalent to reading morse code transmitted by an ordinary light bulb 200 million miles away!

    21. Re:Fascinating stuff by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? I still drive a vehicle that was manufactured in the '60s.

      Yes, but how many times has it been serviced since? How many parts replaced?

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    22. Re:Fascinating stuff by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Agree. But posting AC? One might suggest you were ... astroturfing ...

      (ducks)

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    23. Re:Fascinating stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, now -- Vinyl is hardly "obsolete." Also, vinyl's analog nature is conceivably more useful for this application than, say, a Blueray disk would be. It's much easier to reverse engineer the device needed to get playback of an LP than it would be to build a device that would play back DVD technology.

    24. Re:Fascinating stuff by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      a "golden record", which is technology long since obsolete here on earth

      Tell that to the audiophiles.

      Vinyl for DJs really didn't stop being common until just before the current recession hit. I just received what may be my last shipment of (new) records today, as my favorite online record store just went out of business after 13 years.

      That being said, even though the digital distribution method is pretty nice, it takes away some of the authenticity of watching someone play a set; turntablism may become an unfortunate lost art. I invite you to watch Kid Koala to see what I mean about it being an art.

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  15. a careless omision by ringman8567 · · Score: 1

    Who forgot to put the microwave detection equipment on Voyager?

    1. Re:a careless omision by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and it doesn't even have bluetooth!

  16. What a stupid comment by Sebastian+Moran · · Score: 1

    Of course it changed shape, one of its members is gone!

  17. Why Axis of Evil? by Publikwerks · · Score: 1

    Why did they call it the Axis of Evil? I mean, I get that the pattern disrupts the CMB radiation, but it seems to be kinda a strech to go to Axis of Evil. I mean, if you that into getting a dig on the former administration, why not just call it the Cheney effect or Haliburtonisis

    1. Re:Why Axis of Evil? by FTWinston · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well yeah, there was the 'silly political reference' - but most importantly, the pattern implies that the universe, which should be anisotropic, has a shape. In fact, according to measurements of the Axis, the entire universe is pointing in a particular direction (the 'axis' part). And that goes against a helluva lot of cosmological theory, hence the 'evil' part.

      It is left as an exercise for the user to determine why the word 'of' was included in the name.

    2. Re:Why Axis of Evil? by mbone · · Score: 1

      Because cosmologists read the news and have a sense of humor.

      Some of the basic Axis of Evil papers are

      http://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0502237

      http://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0611518

      http://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0604410

      Note the date on the first one.

    3. Re:Why Axis of Evil? by ilblissli · · Score: 1

      i used to work in the newspaper industry. You'd see this kind of crap all the time. i doubt its really a dig at anyone or political party. its just that people have gotten a hold of a buzz word or phrase that they know will make headlines so they run with it no matter if it makes sense or not.

    4. Re:Why Axis of Evil? by Publikwerks · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but it still seems like someone was trying to make the name fit. I hate it when scientist get political. We should try and keep science out of the shitfest that is politics. I mean, now if this needs funding, and could revolutionize the way we see the universe, some republican might fight it purely cause they don't like the name. And in 60-70 years, it's going to sound as stupid as the Department of Homeland Security(ye-haw!).

    5. Re:Why Axis of Evil? by ChangelingJane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It also seems kind of silly to call the data "evil" when it's the current scientific model that is at fault. The name almost implies, "Damn it, universe! Do what we want you to do!"

    6. Re:Why Axis of Evil? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      newspaper industry...its just that people have gotten a hold of a buzz word or phrase that they know will make headlines so they run with it no matter if it makes sense or not.

      Let's test that theory: start a rumor that Michael Vick is starting a website called "slashdog".
         

  18. Like an atmosphere ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the transition from solar to interstellar medium distorts things like the transition from atmosphere to "space" distorts things ? Kind of like finding out stars don't really twinkle ?

    1. Re:Like an atmosphere ? by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      it's actually kinda the same effect. space is not empty, it's just "almost empty". The transition from atmosphere to (solar) space is a transition from "a lot of gas" to "not a lot of gas, but some atoms here and there". The transition between solar medium and interstellar is also a transition to a region with a smaller amount of atoms and molecules per volume. Same effect, but a bit smaller.

  19. Hubble 2.0 by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    That new and improved version should be positioned in the interestellar space. Will take years, but will put clear once and forever that good have crosses and evil axis.

    But the big one will be Hubble 3.0, outside our galaxy, sending us the images of the Big Bang that suffered Earth a bit after it got lauched.

    1. Re:Hubble 2.0 by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      What I'm wondering is if anyone has proposed such a thing, perhaps with one of those Japanese ion drives?

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  20. Observable universe wrong? by MouseR · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that the lensing effect alters what we can observe from the universe?

    How about what we think of the size and distribution of this universe? Or it's "expansion speed"? Could those be somewhat distorted due to this effect and the fact that the solar system itself moves at great speed?

    1. Re:Observable universe wrong? by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Not really, no. Such distortion effects account for the Axis, but that's about it. We're not suddenly gonna realise that the universe is actually contracting, or that the galaxy is spinning backwards, or anything like that. Its a very small thing, and a lot less upsetting for cosmologists than the Axis.

  21. Red shift by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

    It would be interesting to know whether the apparent red/blue shifts from galaxy observations could be accounted, or at least affected by this this phenomenon. If the case holds true it could call for a revision of many theories regarding the topology of the Universe, and its ultimate fate. I wonder if any astrophysicists would have comments against such an assumption.

    1. Re:Red shift by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to know whether the apparent red/blue shifts from galaxy observations could be accounted

      Minutely.

      it could call for a revision of many theories regarding the topology of the Universe, and its ultimate fate.

      Possible, but at nothing like the scale which the confirmed existance of the Axis of Evil would have.

  22. Extrasolar Hubble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So now we have to deploy a telescope outside the termination shock to get accurate pictures of the Universe? And we just spent all that money upgrading Hubble!

  23. Its all a lie by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Its all a lie, I tell you...

    If anyone has seen the Truman show then they will know what I mean when I say we all being fooled. The boundary is simply the painted wall of our illusion chamber. There is just a lot of goo before the wall to keep our hopes up. Now I want my Nobel Prize.

    Just kidding.

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    1. Re:Its all a lie by Publikwerks · · Score: 1

      No Nobel, but the cake is delicious. There is even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all your friends are invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.

  24. So You're Saying.... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

    ...that when viewed from outside the solar system, Pluto might actually still look like a planet?

    Woohoo! Score one for our favorite space rock!

  25. Voronoi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should it be spherical?

    Should it be shaped somehow like a voronoi cell... Surely the pressure from surrounding stars must depend on the direction you look in.

  26. Shouldn't? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1, Interesting

    just shouldn't be there.

    Sorry, but that's religious talk. Science revels in unexpected results.

    1. Re:Shouldn't? by Chelloveck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      just shouldn't be there.

      Sorry, but that's religious talk. Science revels in unexpected results.

      Nah, that's good and scientific.

      Religious: "According to my faith, that shouldn't be there. So it's not. la-La-LA, I can't HEAR YOU!"

      Scientific: "According to my theory, that shouldn't be there. But it is. So what's wrong with my theory?"

      There's not necessarily a conflict between "shouldn't be" and "unexpected". It's "unexpected" because it "shouldn't be".

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    2. Re:Shouldn't? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Scientific: "According to my theory, that shouldn't be there. But it is. So what's wrong with my data?"

      Fixed

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    3. Re:Shouldn't? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Ah, I was just messing with the OP. Certainly I didn't deserve a troll mod. I swear, the mod points must just go to old ladies these days.

    4. Re:Shouldn't? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't get an article going on Slashdot without the anti-religious bs... you fuckers are just as bad as the Mormons.

  27. Epoch Fail by mbone · · Score: 3, Informative

    I hardly know where to begin, but the physics, as described in the original post, is wrong. I am going to read the article now, but just remember that Arxiv articles are not peer reviewed before they are posted.

    1. Re:Epoch Fail by mbone · · Score: 1

      Having read the paper, there is basically no physics in it. A lot of handwaving and references to various effects, but no physics.

    2. Re:Epoch Fail by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      While you're at it, could you come up with a car analogy for those of us who know as much about physics as a cow knows about the inside of a church?

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    3. Re:Epoch Fail by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      I took a cow to church one Sunday. After, I asked it what it thought. It said it was Moooving.

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    4. Re:Epoch Fail by mbone · · Score: 1

      Cars... Hmm... Not a good one. You ask too much.

      Here is why I said what I said.

      He is trying to model an effect that has aspects in both the radio and the optical (at least - let's ignore the X ray). The termination shock and the heliosphere in general (or the galactic wind) is an excellent vacuum - a very dilute plasma where 1 proton per cubic centimeter is high density. We know the physics of the interaction between such dilute plasmas and light very well. The plasma is a dispersive media, which means that its effect on light (including radio) has a strong frequency dependance. The CMB measurements are at a number of different frequencies, and the better ones (such as COBE) are at multiple frequencies, precisely so that such plasma effects can be removed from the data. So, the effect on the CMB has been estimated and removed. By the way, such a dilute plasma has no effect on visible light, so this does nothing to explain the other signatures of the Axis of Evil in visible light. Similar things can be said about radio and visible light emissions from the heliosphere.

      Now, if he had tried to calculate these effects, that would have been a physics paper, even if he had to postulate unusual and unlikely things at the heliosphere to get the effect he wants. But, he doesn't. All he does is mention various effects, without attempting to calculate anything. That's why I said there was no physics in it.

  28. Its full of... by gmac63 · · Score: 1

    stars.

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  29. Am I the only one... by wolf12886 · · Score: 1

    that spent several seconds trying to figure out how a deep space probe could possibly have found clues to the origin of a piece of bush administration war propaganda?

  30. And it should be easy to test by StevenMaurer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just like the bottom of a swimming pool, the uneven pattern should change over time as the termination shock fluctuates.

  31. A third way by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    So, what they are saying is that their choices aren't simply limited to:

    Either you are with us, or you are against us.

    Now the axis of evil can chose to be around us instead.

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  32. I'm very dissapointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What the hell? You weren't supposed to explain something complex in simple terms anyone can understand. This is Slashdot. You were supposed to be condescending and use lots of obscure jargon and abbreviations.

    For example:
    "Idiot! RTFA! If you didn't spend your life just sitting on your fat ass (I bet you are a virgin too) instead of attempting to read the article you would've CLEARLY read that the Zegot axis is the determinate for the UU' and OO' deviations. This is why light is obscured by Heymann variations in a GERT framework. There, even a moron like yourself can understand that."

    Next time at least toss in a reference to a cultish Sci-Fi show that is about to be canceled or a jab at someone's choice of operating system.

  33. Why Evil? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Is change evil in science now? Or is the implication that the big crunch is on, and Armageddon's next Thursday?

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    1. Re:Why Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change has always been evil in the eye of the "old respected scientist" whos reputation and lifes work is going to be ruined by some damn young whippersnappers!

  34. Heliosheath... Galactiosheath? by earlymon · · Score: 1

    OK, it's probably silly given that the heliosheath has a drop-off, but...

    How do we know there isn't a similar sheath around the galaxy that's similarly affecting observations?

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  35. Did George W. Bush name this pattern? by Scragglykat · · Score: 1

    What does this have to do with terrorists? Are these patterns aiding terrorists?

    1. Re:Did George W. Bush name this pattern? by Publikwerks · · Score: 1

      GWB>The Heliosheath protects us from the illegal Mexican solar winds trying to enter our solar system and get jobs. I had Rummy, therefore, implement Operation: Termination Shock an Awe. Al Quaida, those bastards, are using the CMB to send funds to sleeper cells in Blue states through Swiss banks and the New York Times. All of this revoles around Iran trying to spread Islam to Aliens so they can blow up our volcanos to trap thetans, or at least thats what Tom Cruise tells me. Hence, Axis of Evil.

  36. !religious talk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sorry, your science is nothing more than heresy. Axis of Evil, as the name implies, similarly to demons pushing plants around to confuse us, is simply an attempt to disrupt holy light from heaven to seed doubt in hearts of the faithful. But of course demon has already failed before it started because our faith is unshakable. And you lost soul, are not getting any grants until you repent!

  37. A cure for morality?!?!?! by HailSatan · · Score: 0

    oh, wait. Is there any easy way to cancel an order for a truckload of New Zealand Sexy Sheep?

  38. Closer then they appear by inhuman_4 · · Score: 1

    I have always thought it would be great if we were to discover that gravity, or the solar wind was messing up our measurements, making things seem father then they really are. We think that most stuff is 1,000s of light years away, but what if we are wrong? What if they are really only a few light years away? We could send unmanned probes on to other star systems on the hundreds of years time frame with current technology.

    I am sure there a lots of reasons why this would not work. But something I always though would be really awesome were it to be true.

  39. Axis of Evil? by Xaroth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could've sworn that 'yaw' was the axis of evil.

  40. Re:too (abstract) (Olbers' paradox) by DeeFresh · · Score: 1

    where exactly did you get the idea that there were an infinite number of stars?

    It's one of the basic assumptions of Olbers' paradox, a.k.a. the dark night sky paradox. I suppose that assumption does not work well with the Big Bang model, however.

  41. I just want to know.. by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    What jackass dubbed it the "Axis of Evil?"

  42. Re:too (abstract) (Olbers' paradox) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i was slightly unclear with my question before. it should have read "what leads you to believe the notion of an infinite numbers of stars is correct?" since it appeared that you were taking that as a given in your question. sorry if i misread you there.

    i was actually using olber as a justification for the previous post since it's generally used to cast doubt on the notion of infinite stars/infinite non-static universe based on that assumption (hence why it's a paradox).

  43. Fail by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    If I'm immortal, what need do I have for hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks?

    So what you're saying is that if not for perpetuating your genes, you cannot think of a reason to have hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks around?

    I know this is ./ but dude - I find your lack of imagination disturbing....

    1. Re:Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /agree

    2. Re:Fail by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I find your lack of imagination disturbing....

      I'm imagining 4,000-600,000 years from now. Sex may be fun, but when you're immortal, you've got to think of some things you won't get bored of. Doing the impossible/improbable is something I'd focus on (hence the saltpeter pills to keep the urge for hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chicks to a minimum).

    3. Re:Fail by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Who the hell gets bored of sex?!!

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    4. Re:Fail by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Who the hell gets bored of sex?!!

      He's probably married.

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  44. Re:too (abstract) (Olbers' paradox) by DeeFresh · · Score: 1

    Perhaps a better approach to my original question would be:

    If one were to argue that there is an infinite amount of stars/matter in the universe, would the light distortions caused by this Axis of Evil be a valid explanation for why the night sky is not filled with an infinite amount of light?

    I must confess that I haven't read enough on the Big Bang or any other theory of the universe's creation to have an informed opinion on the matter, so this question may be akin to asking about possible explanations for why ships don't fall off the edge of a flat earth.

  45. A more coherent theory: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
    SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
    TIME CUBE
    IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION.
    4 Corner TIME, CUBES EARTH.
    The 12 hour or 1/2 Day clock is an intended EVIL against humanity -
    indicting every human on Earth as Dumb, Educated Stupid and Evil -
    for imaginary Cubed Earth has 4
    Days within simultaneous rotation.

  46. -1 Uncomfortable Truth is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where the multiverse came from is beyond human experience, and not really a useful question to contemplate.

    I don't like this thought because it's no better than creationism at explaining the origins of our Universe... I mean, aaaalllll the way back to the "beginning". Sure, the Big Bang technically explains the origin of our *Universe* and the Multiverse stuff explains how the BB could have occured, but then it introduces a whole new question of origin: the *Multiverse* itself.

    While I (ironically?) agree this stuff is beyond our understanding, we definitely shouldn't write it off as such.

    To counter the idea that the shape of the Multiverse is beyond us, I'd like to make this point: To say things are finite, but without understandable origin or properties sounds disingenuous. If we are to accept that we cannot imagine the shape of or understand the origin of the Multiverse, how can anyone describe the finite quantity of the Multiverse with *any* useful certainty whatsoever?

    As an (simple) example, M theory explains gravity is a force which is spread throughout the Multiverse (explaining its relatively weak nature). If it were infinitely spread out through infinite quantities of universes -- one could argue it would be infinitely weak; however, it obviously is not since its effects are measurable.

    My point with that, is that if we can use observation of gravity in our own universe to provide even circumstantial evidence of its existence, we *can* observe the Multiverse albiet indirectly. Perhaps through this type of indirect observation, might we not be able to discern the shape of the Multiverse? Although I'm (obviously) not a scientist of any sort, I feel like that's a reasonable example of how we may in fact one day be able to understand the shape of the Multiverse... and I'm sure that's an important step toward explaining its origins as well.

    Just thinking out loud (Maybe I should stop. :D Heh)

  47. Photons are not being slowed down by DrJimbo · · Score: 1

    It would be quite a trick if they were. It would be like having a lens here on earth that could turn blue light into green or red light. All that is happening is that the paths of the photons are being bent ever so slightly.

    It is true that the bending of the paths is due to the fact that the speed of light changes slightly due to changes in the density of ions but that is entirely different from robbing the photons of energy (which is what "slowing down" means since they are always traveling at the speed of light). If we ignore absorbtion, where photons are completely gobbled up, light passing through a lens conserves energy. If you placed a perfect mirror in their path so the are reflected back at exactly 180 degrees then their speed at any point in the path would be the same as the speed they had going in.

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  48. Why is the speed of sound important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sharpe says the culprit is the Solar System's termination shock where the outflowing supersonic wind from the Sun is slowed to subsonic speeds by interstellar winds."

    I don't understand what super/sub"sonic" is in the vacuum of space? What significance is the speed of sound in a vacuum?

  49. Re:Who the hell gets bored of sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Culture20's wife / girlfriend / hot green alien nymphomaniac bikini chick.

  50. Bush guessed wrong by Livius · · Score: 1

    It means the Axis of Evil is very far away from Little George's idea of Iraq-Iran-North Korea. Of course, Bush being wrong no longer surprises anyone, even when he's off by 100 AU.

  51. Aaaaarchh!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG an abstract written in Word!!! That's the real Axis of Evil!!!

  52. Re:Head Explodes by MightyDrunken · · Score: 1

    I am still stuck at the "something from nothing" question.

    This is probably the most vexing question in all philosophy. The way I tend to look at it is why is there anything at all? Why does anything exist? Could all of existence/Multiverse whatever simply not be there
    It gives me a headache just thinking about it.