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  1. Bugger. on Firstborn Get the Brains · · Score: 1

    As the second born, I'm obviously doomed. I guess I'd better hand back my PhD.
    Also, in the UK, a "Public School" is a very posh private school. State schools
    are where scum like me end up.

  2. Re:If SCO goes out of buisness. on SCO Stock In Danger of Delisting, Again · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's what happens:
    1) Novell gets Unix back.
    2) Novell does deal with Microsoft.
    3) Novell changes name to SCO.
    4) Novell (i.e. SCO) stops SuSE.
    5) Novell (SCO) sues IBM.
    6) Prifit!

  3. Re:Now it is clear on openSUSE Hobbled By Microsoft Patents · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your off-the-cuff remark is more true than you think. Don't forget that SCO (that is Caldera)
    got the unix rights from Novell. The whole SCO vs Novell issue will result in Novell getting
    those rights back. The result? A linux company "owning" unix. We've been here before!! Novell
    OpenSCO here we come....

  4. Re:wtf? on Hummer Greener Than Prius? · · Score: 1

    That's funny, cos my Renault Clio has done 90000 miles (144000km) and is still
    going fine, despite the fact that I haven't ever changed the oil. I'm sure other
    owners have changed the oil, but I don't bother. My Fiat lasted 128000 miles
    before I gave it to my brother... who wrapped it round a tree. My Vauxhall (GM)
    Vectra got to 125000 miles before the diesel pump gave up.... before that I had
    a Toyota.... that got to almost 200000 miles before I traded it in. While I do
    feel that the Prius's over dependence on technology maybe counter-productive,
    but compared to a 6MPG Hummer, theres no contest. Compared to a moderen, clean,
    diesel car, I'm not sure. YMMV.

  5. Re:Uninterrupted sea views? on Sealand Put Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    I gather you live in Dovercourt then?!

    I grew up in Dovercourt (Fronks Road)!! I can confirm, the Continental is rather bright!

  6. Re:seems like Tesco could be missing a trick on UK's Biggest Supermarket Challenges Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Who says that's not what they're doing? I can't imagine that Tesco have actually written
    any software. They've either licensed something like Ability Office or just re-branded
    OOo. Since OOo is by far the best MSOffice competitor, the odds are the Tesco Office suite
    will just be OOo.

    Don't get me wrong.... If Tesco did just that, that would be great.

  7. Re:This made me laugh. on Microsoft Vista User Interface Guidelines Published · · Score: 1

    ...or made to feel like a criminal?

  8. Re:ahem on Sexy Intel Computer Design Worth Big Bucks · · Score: 1

    OK, I admit it, I'm a Mac fanboi!

    But, I agree with you.... the MacPro is ugly. But it's ugly in a stylish mean sort of way. I like it that way... however, there's no way I'm going to have one in my living room. Nor my Dell Dimenion. The Mac mini is, OTOH, a beautiful bit of kit. However, it's just a little bit under powered.....

    The clear winner of the Intel money is the iMac. HP's and Dell attempts to do "integrated" PC's are just dogs dinners.

    However, I think Apple could still release a small "desktop" computer, using the Core 2 Duo Conroe chip which would complement the iMac and the Mac mini. It would be a little more expensive than the Mini, but be more powerful. Becuase it would use less expensive components than the Mini (3.5" HDD, normal optical drive, Conroe CPU), it would benefit Apple's margins. Being somewat less powerfull than the MacPro would ensure it didn't eat into those sales. The only issue is whether it would compete unfavourably (for Apple) with the iMac.

    One more thing.... Apple's iTV concept will be the nail in the coffin for the Media PC. It's a dead duck anyway, but the iTV box (and the cheap clones) will do what the Media PC has tried, and failed, to do.... PC's and TV's do different things. Apple has finally worked it out. The iTV brings the two together in a way that doesn't cripple either.

    Gosh, that went a little OT. So, just toi recap... Apple's iMac gets my vote for Intels money!! :-)

    (Did I mention I was an Apple fanboi?!)

  9. Re:Pictures? on Scientists Shocked as Arctic Polar Route Revealed · · Score: 1

    Cheers!

    Shit!! Better get myself a Prius then?!

  10. Pictures? on Scientists Shocked as Arctic Polar Route Revealed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I followed the link to TFA, and was expecting to see the very satalite images which have shocked the scientists... but no. WTF?

    If the scientists want us to believe that the polar ice caps are melting, then we (the public) are going to want to see pictures.

    Sorry, without pictures, I don't believe it. Anyway, I've got to go now, because I've got to pick up my kids from school in my SUV.

  11. Send them all up chimneys! on Consumer Electronics Causing 'Death of Childhood'? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If "modern" life is too harsh for children, I sugest sending up
    chimneys, down coal mines and out onto the streets to beg for
    food.

    Why, in my day, we lived in a cardboard box and had to eat lumps
    of coal!

  12. Re:RAID on MS06-049 Causing Silent Data Corruption · · Score: 1

    Yeah! Why have 1 copy of a corrupted file? Two corruted copies is much better!!

  13. That doesn't matter.... on AMD 50% At Dell in 2007 · · Score: 1

    It's irrelevant because no way is Dell going to have 50% of its sales, or even server sales, running
    on AMD. I'd be surprised if it got to 10%.... less on the Desktop.

  14. Cheap cases! on Steve Irwin Dead · · Score: 1

    Not true! I've been bitten several times by sharp edges inside cheap cases! Crickey! I lost a finger installing a sound card once (OK, I didn't, but there was a lot of blood!!)

    Did anyone else immediately think of this episode of Rhino and Nutmeg??

  15. Re:If you must... on What is the Ultimate Linux Development Environment? · · Score: 1

    I've been putting off moving from VC6 up to .Net/2003/2005... your post
    simply makes me put it off even longer.
    Thanks :-)

    Oh.. and Excel... is it my imagination, or has "Solver" got really bad at "solving" anything in recent versions? I used to use Excel 4, Excel 95 and Excel 97 with no problems at all, but since I upgraded to Excel XP and then Excel 2003, I've found that the Solver.... deosn't. Maybe it's just my problems getting more complex ....

  16. Re:You might as well ask... on What is the Ultimate Linux Development Environment? · · Score: 1

    >> What is the difference between a religion and a cult?

    > One people have been believing for generations, the other people have been believing for a
    > few years. Both are a pack of lies.

    Does that mean that Emacs and Vi are religions now?

  17. Re:Pages of Advertisements on Apple Newton vs Samsung Q1 UMPC · · Score: 1

    Can I suggest FireFox and Adblock. I use it all the time, and I'm always amazed when I use other
    peoples browsers just how many Ads there are.... I hardly ever see an advert.... I also use Flashblock to erm... block Flash.

  18. Re:"Winner?" on Apple Newton vs Samsung Q1 UMPC · · Score: 1
    Which display is sharper? Which is brighter? Which is clearer? Which screen allows more versatility?
    How about "Which display shows text for the longest without running out of batteries?", or "Which display wastes precious battery life by having unnecessary features?". The display is one of the biggest battery power eaters. So deciding that that big colour rich display is actually a liability is perfectly valid. And, what's the point of a lovely display if you can't see anything on because the battery has died? Try this test.... use the Q1 and the Newton continuously for 3 hours.... which one has the better display now? Newton: Greyscale :-( Q1: All-dark :-(((
  19. Re:So... on Intel's Core 2 Desktop Processors Tested · · Score: 1

    I think "walk" would be more appropriate.

  20. Re:Family Tree Grafting on The Shallow Roots of the Human Family Tree · · Score: 1

    I think you mean, "Not up North."

  21. Re:I have an easy solution on Chinese Students' Cheating Techniques - Don't Try at Home · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's funny (not ha ha funny), because in the UK, the government has raised tuition fees in order to increase the number of students going to University.

    The "Hitch-Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy" explanation of the logic follows something like this:

    Universities are strapped for cash and can't accept any more students. So to increase the number of students, Universities require more funding. As the tax-payer is reluctant to subsidise rich kids getting Media Studies degress, the burden for paying for all these extra students must be carried by the students themselves. Hence, Universities may charge huge fees. Ah, but you say, "What about all the poor people who want to go to University to get degrees so that they can become teachers?". Well, the solution there is to provide cost effective loans, which only need to be paid back, if the student starts employement with a job which pays more £15000 p.a. Ah, but you say, "But teachers earn more than £15000 p.a.!" Good point. We'll drop teachers' pay to less than £15000 so that they don't have to pay thier loans back! It's a Win-win situation.

    Student numbers have gone up a little, and then down a little. Oh, well.

    Stangely, the National debt continues to go up. After-all what's a £4000 credit-card bill next to a £20000 student loan? Peanuts!

    I'm just glad I did my studies when there weren't any fees (or rather they were paid for me).

    P.S. Please exscuse my Grammar. I did a Chemistry degree rather than media studies.

  22. Re:Hardware? on Errors in Spreadsheets are Pandemic · · Score: 1

    Not only is it posted in the wrong section, and it's not news, it's a dupe too!

  23. Re:Opensource is FUD on Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.4 Released · · Score: 1

    If you don't like the way the Mozilla folk manage the Firefox project
    then get a copy of the source code and do your own management....

    Equally, If you don't like the way Microsoft manage Office releases, then
    use another office suite.

    The thing about free (as in speech) software is that you have the choice to
    do what you want with the code. It doesn't say anything about how FOSS projects
    are managed.

    However, I think that the Mozilla projects are particularly well managed, and Firefox in particular, is a very very good product.

    Have fun.

  24. Re:The one drawback to being sleek on Simple Fix To iPod Madness? · · Score: 1

    Think yourself lucky! Here in the UK, we've had 9 years of Labour :-)

  25. What's new exactly? on 8 MegaPixel Digital Sensor Unveiled · · Score: 2, Interesting

    CMOS isn't new.
    Digital camera's aren't new.
    CMOS digital camera's aren't new.
    So, what's new? So cameras can take 10 pictures in quick succession... Is that new? Erm.... no. My 3yrl old Minolta can store pictures in RAM before they get stored to the SD card so that you can take pictures quickly.

    Nothing to see, please move along.