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The Shallow Roots of the Human Family Tree

An anonymous reader writes to mention an AP story about research discussing the relatively recent origins of every human on earth. Despite the age of our species, every human on earth can trace their ancestry back to someone who may have lived as recently as the Golden Age of Greece (around 500 BC). From the article: "It is human nature to wonder about our ancestors -- who they were, where they lived, what they were like. People trace their genealogy, collect antiques and visit historical sites hoping to capture just a glimpse of those who came before, to locate themselves in the sweep of history and position themselves in the web of human existence. But few people realize just how intricately that web connects them not just to people living on the planet today, but to everyone who ever lived."

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  1. Family Tree Grafting by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You might be able to trace your geneology, but the process assumes that all your ancestors were entirely forthcoming when it came to their nuptial reltaions. Makes you wonder why children take the male's family name?

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    1. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Peyna · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Makes you wonder why children take the male's family name

      A: You live in a patrilineal society.

      Not everyone has live or currently does live in such a society. Arguably, matrilinealization is the more intuitive method, becase you can be pretty certain who is the mother of the child.

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    2. Re:Family Tree Grafting by netsharc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you go x generations back, there are 2^x "ancestors" (1 generation before you: 2^1 = 2 parents, etc). If we go back 5000 years then you have, hmm how many generations? Let's say 200 generations. 2^200 = 1.6 x 10^60, but there weren't that many humans back then. So it seems their research have concluded that a lot of people have a common ancestor. Is it in-breeding? Well, sort of. Going the other way, if you have 2 kids, and they have 2, etc, etc, you will have 2^x grand(-grand)*-kids that after e.g. 20 generations, a million people will be there, and it's hard to believe that two people will know that they are related to each other through you.

      Fun to think about..

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    3. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In a couple decades somebody is going to start a great project to just check people's DNA and plug them into a world family tree. The Y and mitochrondial dna would be great, we could probably trace anybody right to their family. Similar things are being done between species where DNA tests are providing actual relationships between animals as such. Someday we will be able to find a DNA sample and even if it's not in the database we will be able to find out exactly who his parents are.

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    4. Re:Family Tree Grafting by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Ye go back far enough, we are all cousins. Does't surprise me at all. People have been known to wander nomadically all over the European-Asian-African land mass for thousands of years. Getting around by boats has also been widely available and common since prehistoric times. I wouldn't expect to go back very far to be cousins with everyone in Europe, Africa, and Asia. And now that white folks have been mixing it up with the natives in the New World for several hundred years, I'm probably cousins with everyone on this side of the world, too.

      We are a very mobile species. We also have the tendency to wipe out people who are significantly different than us if we can't enslave them first.

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    5. Re:Family Tree Grafting by value_added · · Score: 1, Informative

      Makes you wonder why children take the male's family name?

      Not really. For those averse to reading, the Netherlands section is probably the funniest.

      But while we're on the subject, I do wonder why a woman asserting her independence by refusing to take her husband's name when getting married feels perfectly comfortable carrying her father's name. According to the Wikipedia article, the practice is generally in decline, but for those of us old enough to remember the shrill "I'm no one's property" arguments before the notion became politically correct and commonplace, the irony lingers. Even funnier if you've been through divorce court.

    6. Re:Family Tree Grafting by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Informative

      In a couple decades somebody is going to start a great project to just check people's DNA and plug them into a world family tree.

      You mean like this?

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    7. Re:Family Tree Grafting by wfberg · · Score: 3, Informative

      In a couple decades somebody is going to start a great project to just check people's DNA and plug them into a world family tree. The Y and mitochrondial dna would be great, we could probably trace anybody right to their family. Similar things are being done between species where DNA tests are providing actual relationships between animals as such.

      The entirety of the population of Iceland has been DNA-sampled and indexed according to their lineage. DNA studies are already used to determine how populations moved and intermixed in the past, on a population-wide scale (where a few people from a population are sampled, rather than everyone).

      There even a (if somewhat shaky) DNA test to determine racial descent. I saw it on a TV show once, where they had some school kids find out they had DNA from basically another race. I.e. a black guy turned out to have some asian genes, a white girl with blonde hair turned out to have some black genes etc. Possibly a bullshit test, possibly not.

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    8. Re:Family Tree Grafting by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      But while we're on the subject, I do wonder why a woman asserting her independence by refusing to take her husband's name when getting married feels perfectly comfortable carrying her father's name. According to the Wikipedia article, the practice is generally in decline, but for those of us old enough to remember the shrill "I'm no one's property" arguments before the notion became politically correct and commonplace, the irony lingers. Even funnier if you've been through divorce court.

      I have always expected that there would be a movement where a man and woman get married and pick a new family name. It just seemed logical to me. Neither party has to take the other's name, and they also get to share a common family name which would symbolise the bond. Hasn't happened yet, but I still figure it might. Especially if gay marriage takes off. Then, how do you decide who's name to take? Flip a coin?
    9. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Tatarize · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The test is probably real, it's just that there isn't really set "race genes." There are plenty of dark skin genes in whites as well as white skin genes in blacks. It's just the frequency is really low. The genetic differences are a couple cosmetic things and they are only in lower frequency. If any "race" were removed from the gene pool, almost no genes would be removed. Those that were would probably be removed from small family groups before the gene got popular.

      In any event, yeah the test is probably mostly bs.

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    10. Re:Family Tree Grafting by blincoln · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I prefer hyphenated names, myself. It would get unwieldy to write them all out after a few generations, but it would be a cool way to have your entire family tree represented in your name.

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    11. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are like virus, a really bad one...

    12. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, hyphenated names are a good way of insuring that a woman bears both her husband's and her father's name.

      I've never understood why anybody of a 'feminist' bent would consider that a good thing.

    13. Re:Family Tree Grafting by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      It's a probability thing, I doubt they are looking for the exact individual. But if they are, he's probably some alpha male king who collected wives from all over the world and actually mated with them. It's possible we do know him. Maybe King Solomon or Pharoah. I think it more likely to be someone in the Middle East than someone in Taiwan.

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    14. Re:Family Tree Grafting by radtea · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The test is probably real, it's just that there isn't really set "race genes."

      That's because "race" is far more of a social phenomenon than a biological phenomenon, and the obsession with defining or determining which race a person belongs to is something that does not stem from anything other than politics and sociology. It is a question that no biologist would ever think to ask, because race is not a useful or interesting biological category. There are two reasons for this.

      The first is that few if any racial characteristics show any significant discontinuity in the population at large--the lightest-skinned "black" person is lighter than the darkest-skinned "white" person. Without such discontinuities the idea of race becomes entirely arbitrary, based on a line drawn for purely political purposes.

      The second is that insofar as there are relatively-disconnected pools of genes in the human population, they are small and don't last very long because of our aggressive pursuit of exogamy (breeding outside our kin-group). Most primate species practice inbreeding more than outbreeding. In humans it is rather the opposite. In simple terms, most of us are of mixed race. This is especially true of North Americans with regard to mixing of blacks and whites, for well-known reasons.

      Anyone who believes that "racial purity" is either possible or desirable is merely proclaiming their ignorance of human biology.

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    15. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      Exactly. There are no real differences. Slight frequencies differences based on areas. But, there isn't really any biological race as such. It's mostly social ideas and racism.

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    16. Re:Family Tree Grafting by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Troll

      "I have always expected that there would be a movement where a man and woman get married and pick a new family name. It just seemed logical to me. Neither party has to take the other's name, and they also get to share a common family name which would symbolise the bond."

      I have trouble picturing this. Part of the reason to take the family name is to honor the parents.

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    17. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because as we all know, every person ever born was able to successfully reproduce. Infant mortality? Sterility? Just plain sexual unattractiveness, like most /.ers? And what about nuns and priests? If your child is a nun/priest, I'm pretty sure your family won't be adding much to the human population in future generations. Which means that your "ancestors" number is probably inflated quite a bit.

    18. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Dantu · · Score: 1
      Especially if gay marriage takes off. Then, how do you decide who's name to take? Flip a coin?

      Yes, some people might flip a coin. Others chose too keep thier names or hyphenate. For people who don't plan to have kids (a somewhat easier choice for those of us who can't have fully biological children) hypenation isn't such a problem. Finally there is the fact that in many (definetly not all) gay relationships one parter is, in some sense 'the man' and for some couples it is natural to take that person's last name.


      Personally, when I get married (I'm engaged now) my partner is planning to take my last name, and I will make his last name my 2nd middle name.

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    19. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I know a family who did something like this. Rather than creating a hyphenated last name for their kids, they combined the two names into one. It worked well because the father's name ended in the first letter of the mother's name. It was an interesting and unique name, and whenever someone would ask where it came from, the kids would tell the story.

      Unfortunately, it just doesn't work with some pairs of names.

    20. Re:Family Tree Grafting by jd · · Score: 1
      Many family history groups work with DNA information. There are some groups that collect every DNA dataset they can, whereas others work with specific surnames. If you google "DNA" and your surname, the odds are high you'll find at least one such group. y-search - which collects as much Y-chromosome information as it can - is also a good place to look. The databases tend to be poorly organized, but that's just a matter of time and effort.


      Existing tests range from 10 data points (Oxford Ancestors) to 64 data points - there may be groups that do more. 10-12 data points is enough for deep ancestory checks (for example, I know that there's a high probability that my deep ancestors come from Scandanavia), but you really want to be in the mid-20s to have enough data to do genealogy. 64 data points seems overkill for most purposes, but would likely give you lots of extremely useful data once the databases become more populated.

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    21. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      If you go x generations back, there are 2^x "ancestors" (1 generation before you: 2^1 = 2 parents, etc).
      Not down South.
    22. Re:Family Tree Grafting by forand · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with your idea of 1.6e60 people in the past is that you are over counting. Sure I have that many possible combinations but in the end there is only one line that made me. I find it is easier to think of it in the future instead of the past, i.e.: if I have 2 kids and all my later relatives have 2 kids then my genetic input to the species will grow by powers of 2 per generation. However at each point someone else is also inputing genetic info so at each point I have to take out a factor of two for the total of the planet, which is why, if we all only had 2 kids we would never have a growing population and everyone would be related to everyone else rather quickly, which is what they found. Now I am babbling. . . .

    23. Re:Family Tree Grafting by lightning_queen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Although there is no gene/set of genes that determine "race" because it is a social concept, the term is most likely used when a certain combination of genes that is prevalent in a "race" is found in a person. Take, for example, an Asian person. Usually, the first things that come to mind at the term "Asian" is the almond-shaped eyes, straight black hair, "yellow" skin color, and perhaps skeletal structure (size, build, etc). If a person visibly possesses these characteristics, they are deemed to be Asian or of Asian decent. Although someone may not show it visibly, biologists could conclude that someone is of Asian decent because they possess the genes that could have given them these characteristics.

      The thing is, race isn't just skin color, which both you and the replier to your original post seem to have neglected. Many features, or ranges of features define a race. Among those features are usually skeletal structure (again, size, build, etc, and also things like the shape of the skull), skin color (melonen content, levels of certain colors to make the apparant color), eye color, and hair color and texture (this is neglecting biological phenomina, such as albinism, in which case you could say that the lightest "black" person is lighter than the lightest "white" person, but these tests could also be useful to determine if you are a carrier of such recessive genes). A person's genes determine all of this, and it does so with so many different factors (I think there's something like 7 different genes that determine eye color) that it could actually make it easier to do some sort of lineage trace. We already have the human genome mapped, so it's not that much of a stretch to be able to trace back at least as far back as we can get DNA samples. Whether they've actually done it as stated in some of the links posted here is a different story, but it's definitely feasible.

      It would be interesting to see, too. Maybe have an option to send a sample of blood to somewhere like National Geographic when you donate blood and a couple weeks later, you get the "results" of it: a breakdown of your DNA, basically (and in Laman's terms, of course), including genetic suseptibilities to various diseases or allergies or whatnot, and perhaps a way to track your lineage using your "profile" (much like they seem to already do on the National Geographic website). It would be beneficial, in my opinion at least, to know some of the possible genetic disorders you are at risk for passing down and it would definitely be interesting to find out who your ancestors are and where they came from. And beyond a personal level, it could also be useful in finding out when and how the different "races" came about. Everyone knows the general where and why of it (dark skin typically means tropical or sub-tropical regions and acts as natural sunblock, etc), but not necessarily the how and when (what caused the skull/skeletal structure to change in people of this region and not of that one?), especially if we all share a common ancestor.

      It'd be a huge project to undertake to be able to get enough people for it to be really accurate, but it'd be fun to watch it expand and see it unfold and become more and more accurate and more and more enlightening.

    24. Re:Family Tree Grafting by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder why children take the male's family name?

      While this is the most common way it is done, even in societies where it is now the norm it wasn't always this way. In Germany, it was common that the spouse and children would take the name of the person who inherited the family estate. For example, one of my great (x6) grandfathers in Germany took the last name of my great (x6) grandmother because she inherited the family estate from her parents.

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    25. Re:Family Tree Grafting by lightning_queen · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason to take the family name is to honor the parents.

      Does that mean one of the couple in the case of a "traditional" marriage (i.e. - one taking the other's name) is being dishonorable to their/their mate's parents? If changing your name to your mate's was to honor their parents, then you'd be dishonoring your own parents, however, if you kept your name, you'd be dishonoring your mate's parents. It would seem more logical to change the family name altogether (perhaps in such a way to include both family names) if honor was the case.

    26. Re:Family Tree Grafting by elronxenu · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The article fails to consider the Australian Aborigines, who crossed into Australia via a land bridge from Asia around 40,000 - 50,000 years ago.

      It's an interesting mathematical trick, but their result is so obviously empirically false, so I doubt their research even after excluding the Aborigines and other populations known to have been isolated from the rest of the world for many thousands of years.

    27. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you are correct with your first statement and then you misunderstand with your second. If you go back enough generations, everyone is either an ancestor of all of humanity, or an ancestor of none of them. It has to do with maths, not kings.

    28. Re:Family Tree Grafting by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

      he's probably some alpha male king who collected wives from all over the world and actually mated with them

      Ah ... so this is definitely pre-Slashdot era.

    29. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Xandar01 · · Score: 1

      I find the hispanic culture's way of dealing with last names interesting. IIRC, the childrens last name is a combination of the parents name. However, I can't remember how names were delt with when people were married.

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    30. Re:Family Tree Grafting by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      if ye don't go far enough for everyone to be an ancestor, but far enough for someone to be an ancestor, he was either someone who travelled a lot and mated at every stop along the road or he had wives brought to him from all over, back in the days when wives and camels were the gifts and choice for the elite.

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    31. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      The point was more for children - give them both their mother and father's names. As for women, many more than there used to be are keeping their own names when they marry.

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    32. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Dionysus · · Score: 2, Informative

      the childrens last name is a combination of the parents name.

      same in the Vietnamese culture. Children take both their parents name. Married people don't take their partner's name.
      Their children take the father's last name for the combination.

      So, say father Huynh, mother Vo.
      Children would have the last name Huynh Vo.
      Say, children marries someone whose father and mother were Nguyen and Quan respectivelly, then their children would have the last name Huynh Nguyen.

      This practice has gone out of use though, especially for people who grew up in the Western world (most of the people I know living in the US or Europe basically decided on a family name, like Huynh, and kept it "simple")

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    33. Re:Family Tree Grafting by bogado · · Score: 1

      The point is that if one person that enter this iland and start mating with the locals will have introduced all her linage into this pool. So after some generations all the people from that location will have this person who was introduced in it's family tree, those persons also have thousands and thousands of others, but they all have this single common person who has came from abroad.

      The point, as far as I understood is that if you go back far enougth you will find someone who is in everyone's family tree, from everywhere in the world.

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    34. Re:Family Tree Grafting by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Possibly. While I agree that the summary failed to address these isolated groups, it was hinted that the Vikings may have influenced North America, and it also seems possible that, over the last couple of hundred years, there has been enough cross breeding of white folk and American Indians to account for descent. One might assume that something similar has happened in Austrailia. Again, the summary made no note of these things, and, at the moment, it looks like a simple mathematical trick with no real emperical backing, but it is an interesting idea, none the less.

    35. Re:Family Tree Grafting by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Does that mean one of the couple in the case of a "traditional" marriage (i.e. - one taking the other's name) is being dishonorable to their/their mate's parents?"

      In my eyes, no. To me, that's like calling myself a life saver because I haven't killed anybody today. However, I'll concede that others may not agree with me on that. In that case, we could both find people that would agree with either of us.

      "It would seem more logical to change the family name altogether (perhaps in such a way to include both family names) if honor was the case."

      Erm, sorry man, I'm having trouble wrapping my head around that idea. Maybe I'm just stuck in my ways. I grew up hearing a lot of "my daddy, my daddy's daddy, my daddy's daddy's daddy..." stories. Shedding the family name feels like I'm saying "I don't want to be associated with you, dad."

      Maybe I'm just not in tune with enough people to understand where you're coming from, but it is difficult for me to picture an uprising in popularity of what you're suggesting. That and we see women all the time identified along with their maiden name.

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    36. Re:Family Tree Grafting by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Which is the big problem with hyphenated names. They become a disgusting mess if you let them get out of control. I don't think many parents who've imposed that on their children really thought it through.

    37. Re:Family Tree Grafting by dasunt · · Score: 1
      The article fails to consider the Australian Aborigines, who crossed into Australia via a land bridge from Asia around 40,000 - 50,000 years ago. It's an interesting mathematical trick, but their result is so obviously empirically false, so I doubt their research even after excluding the Aborigines and other populations known to have been isolated from the rest of the world for many thousands of years.
      Does it? I doubt that there was no contact between Australian Aboriginies and nearby landmasses (such as the East Indies). What happens when there's a trader, or a rare castaway? That one person, assuming they have offspring, will help bridge the two populations. With a few bridges, they'll tie the human family tree together. Consider the Americas as well. There was contact across the Berings Straits, there was concact between the Innuit and the Vikings in the east, and there are even records of castaway American natives ending up in Europe around the birth of Christ. Those few individuals help to tie the American population together with the old world population.
    38. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's because "race" is far more of a social phenomenon than a biological phenomenon, and the obsession with defining or determining which race a person belongs to is something that does not stem from anything other than politics and sociology. It is a question that no biologist would ever think to ask, because race is not a useful or interesting biological category.

      Not quite. There are all sorts of diseases with a strong genetic basis, and often the incidence of these diseases varies dramatically based on "race". Have a look at Tay-Sachs disease, sickle-cell anemia or many, many others.

      Now, racism is a terrible thing. But to argue that "race" is not interesting from a biological (or medical) point of view is ridiculous.

    39. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, did exactly this when he got married. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Villaraigosa

    40. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Nutria · · Score: 1

      And what about nuns and priests? If your child is a nun/priest, I'm pretty sure your family won't be adding much to the human population in future generations.

      If your child is a celibate nun/priest, that means that you are a married Roman Catholic in, at least, your 40s and thus had more than one child. Your other progeny, being good Catholics, will reproduce.

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    41. Re:Family Tree Grafting by funfail · · Score: 1

      You still didn't get it. It is enough for X to have at least one child to satisfy the requirement. If every child then makes at least one other child until today, X is an ancestor of all (currently living) humanity.

    42. Re:Family Tree Grafting by dasunt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I prefer hyphenated names, myself. It would get unwieldy to write them all out after a few generations, but it would be a cool way to have your entire family tree represented in your name.
      There's an easy solution. Assume that Mrs. Smith marries Mr. Jones. They take the family name Jones-Smith. Their daughters, upon marrying, drop "Jones" (the father's name). Their sons, upon marrying, drop "Smith" (the mother's name). So if Ms. Jones-Smith marries Mr. Jefferson-Clark, they couple takes the name Jefferson-Smith. A person would then share a name with their father, grandfather, great-grandfather, etc, as well as their mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, etc. Slightly modified, same-sex couples could use a similar system. However, there's still a problem with polyamorous couples...
    43. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

      ...and I will make his last name my 2nd middle name.

      That's the way my wife and I handled things. I took her last name as a second middle name, and she took mine ditto. In this state, upon marriage you can (male or female) change your name in any fashion you choose; you simply tell the clerk what new name (being sure to spell carefully!) to put on the marriage certificate.

      The Social Security Administration, the state DMV, and our bank were also quite ready to accept two middle names (or middle initials, as we both write our names). I think you'll find some credit card companies and (surprisingly) many medical records systems are less accepting of unusual name structures. Lazy programming and inept database design are almost always the reason.

      The name change has had one unexpected benefit: If a phone caller asks to speak to "Mrs. Fortran" I know he really doesn't know my wife and is just pushing something; same for how mail is addressed. I think it'll be amusing to see how marketeers handle such a situation if (when, I hope) single-sex marriages become common. "Well, Mr. Burton-ffynch, perhaps Mr. ffynch-Burton will be interested?"

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    44. Re:Family Tree Grafting by pklinken · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be much of a family if it were a gay marriage now would it ? :)

    45. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

      However, there's still a problem with polyamorous couples...

      Simple. All the partners take the surname Long.

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    46. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Especially if gay marriage takes off. Then, how do you decide who's name to take? Flip a coin?

      No, you answer the simple question: who's the daddy?

    47. Re:Family Tree Grafting by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Here's an example for you: Lisa Fudge and John Packer

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    48. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An anonymous agent Smith post. Now I know that the slashdot dupes are just a glitch in the matrix.

    49. Re:Family Tree Grafting by zCyl · · Score: 1

      The point, as far as I understood is that if you go back far enougth you will find someone who is in everyone's family tree, from everywhere in the world.

      It was my understanding that anthropologists have placed this estimate as around 150,000 years ago. I'm not quite convinced that a statistical argument or mathematical simulation can trump anthropological considerations of who moved where when, and which also includes consideration of geographic isolation.

    50. Re:Family Tree Grafting by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      However, there's still a problem with polyamorous couples...

      QFT.

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    51. Re:Family Tree Grafting by zCyl · · Score: 1

      and there are even records of castaway American natives ending up in Europe around the birth of Christ.

      By any chance can you give a reference for this? It would be intriguing to read about.

    52. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Cyryathorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Arguably, matrilinealization is the more intuitive method, becase you can be pretty certain who is the mother of the child."

      ... which is a good reason why family names get passed down patrilinearly! It gives the dad a stake in the life of the child, and it gives the child a claim on a particular father (even if it's the wrong one, biologically speaking).

    53. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > That's because "race" is far more of a social phenomenon than a biological phenomenon

      What complete and utter PC BS. Race is very important, especially to biologists.

      > the lightest-skinned "black" person is lighter than the darkest-skinned "white" person

      But if you're talking biologically then the light-skinned black person has much more in common with a dark-skinner black person than the darker-skinned white person. Just look at organ transplants. I've worked as a volunteer to help families of children awaiting transplants at the University Hospitals in Cleveland for the past 14 years since my daughter died while waiting on a heart. As our doctor said, my decision to marry a non-Chinese woman (I'm Chinese and my wife is British) doomed my little girl to death. Race was not an arbitrary thing biologically. It was very important when looking for a matching heart. After dealing with many parents that recklessly have children with someone outside of their race, most of the doctors I know there strongly feel it is immoral to do so. If you do so and your child has serious health problems, what you did will have a serious negative consequence on your child.

      > Anyone who believes that "racial purity" is either possible or desirable

      You just keep spouting uninformed crap. If you have a child with someone outside of your race and they have serious medial problems, then racial purity is very desirable. Race plays a big part in your reaction to many drugs and to transplants. Just ask any cardiologist that performs transplants how they feel when dealing with a Negro patient. It is the worst of both worlds. Finding a matching heart is very difficult since as a group Negros do not donate organs nearly as often as most other races, and they usually do not respond as well to the anti-rejection drugs. It breaks my heart to see a little black girl in the hospital that needs a heart transplant. Almost always they never receive what they need. If the girl is half black and half white, finding a heart is nearly impossible. That's when it's time to call the Children Miracle Network or Make a Wish Foundation, because that child needs comfort since there is usually nothing that can be done for them.

      Again, you're hurting people with your PC crap you're spouting. Differences between races are a very real thing.

      If transplants and reactions to medicine are too hard for your small mind to understand, then maybe the simple example of drinking a glass of milk will be easier for you to understand. I, like almost all of my family, can not digest it. We get sick. My wife who is from Wales had never even heard of someone having trouble drinking milk before she met me. The differences are very real.

    54. Re:Family Tree Grafting by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From the Nat'l Geographic FAQ:

      9. What tests do you perform?
      We will be performing ONE OF two tests for each public participant.

      Males: Y-DNA test. This test helps us to identify deep ancestral geographic origins on the direct paternal line.

      Females: Mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA). This tests the mtDNA of females to help identify the ancestral migratory origins of your direct maternal line.


      So they will ignore all of the autosomes, and test only the tiny Y chromosome for males. Their results will only tell you about your purely paternal line (if you're male) or your purely maternal line (if you're female).

      My parents didn't talk about the family tree much, but I already know a lot more than what this study would tell me. Thus, being male, they won't tell me anything about either of my grandmothers, who both spoke French (from Quebec and France).

      I wonder if I'm the only one who finds this a major disappointment. They could be extracting a lot more information from the DNA of the participants by looking for markers in the other 99% of their DNA.

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    55. Re:Family Tree Grafting by trixillion · · Score: 1

      Trickier would be how to tie in remote amozonian tribes. I'm not sure that sufficent time has passed for them to have a fully shared lineage with recent Europeans.

    56. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Some families already do this. My brother named his daughter Luna Schell, "Schell" being a combination of her name and his.

    57. Re:Family Tree Grafting by jc42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's an easy solution. Assume that Mrs. Smith marries Mr. Jones. They take the family name Jones-Smith. Their daughters, upon marrying, drop "Jones" (the father's name). Their sons, upon marrying, drop "Smith" (the mother's name). So if Ms. Jones-Smith marries Mr. Jefferson-Clark, they couple takes the name Jefferson-Smith. A person would then share a name with their father, grandfather, great-grandfather, etc, as well as their mother, grandmother, great-grandmother, etc.

      You've described the essence of the traditional naming scheme in Iberia (Spain, Portugal). There's inconsistency about whether the paternal name comes first or last. The upper classes often preserve more than just two names, and sometimes tack on "de" and a place name. Most people just use two family names, though, which probably saves them a lot of writing over a lifetime.

      Of course, in most of Europe, family names often only go back a century or two, before which people had just a given name that could be augmented by a profession or place of origin or a descriptive term. Or just "'s son", which is often specific enough in a typical village. In Iceland, they still don't use family names, just patronymics.

      I know a number of people from Scandinavia who have a specific last name because their parents or grandparents bought a farm, and they adopted the farm's name (whose origin is often lost to history).

      A similar thing was done by the UK's royal family. They adopted the family name Windsor in 1917 to dissociate themselves from their German ancestors. They were at war with Germany, and wanted to sound English. Windsor was, of course, the name of one of their castles. A quick google for "Windsor royal family name" gets nearly 3 million hits, so you can easily read lots of takes on this particular family name.

      My favorite name from my family tree is Cameron, which is a simplified spelling of a Scots Gaelic phrase meaning "broken nose". It seems there was this particularly belligerent fellow who was a clan leader, and a lot of his relatives decided to adopt that insult as their name, as a way of thumbing their noses at the taunters.

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    58. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of argument is that?
      I live in a catholic country and there is many people who only have one child.

    59. Re:Family Tree Grafting by DisownedSky · · Score: 1

      My wife decided to keep her maiden name, and I was completely supportive of this. Beside the obvious practical hassles of name changing, when you have a number of publications under one name, it makes sense not to change your name. That, and there doesn't seem to be a good rationale for the name change in the first place, other than mindlessly parroting tradition. The kids have my last name to avoid confusion and endless explanations, but Baby Sky's middle name is his Mom's surname.

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    60. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially if gay marriage takes off. Then, how do you decide who's name to take? Flip a coin?

      How about Mr. and Mr. OurLineEndsHere

    61. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mutsis.

    62. Re:Family Tree Grafting by driptray · · Score: 1

      Why is there no "race" for short blue-eyed people? Or curly-headed people with big noses?

      You're taking a set of physical characteristics and matching them against social factors to declare that there is such a thing as race. But without the social factors you may as well say that there is a race of curly-headed big-nosed people.

    63. Re:Family Tree Grafting by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Just to re-enforce what you saying...

      Is "jewishness" a race? Sometimes it is (you are an anti semite!). Sometimes it's a religion. Sometimes it's a nationality. Sometimes it's a culture.

      These things are very fluid in their definitions hence anybody who critizes the actions of the israeli government is automatically a racist.

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    64. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Nice try, but there's been 200 years+ of white, asian, etc.. immigration into Australia so even for once highly isolated populations like Australian aboriginals, their current population still likely is inter-connected.

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    65. Re:Family Tree Grafting by The+Nordic+Beast · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The article fails to consider the Australian Aborigines, who crossed into Australia via a land bridge from Asia around 40,000 - 50,000 years ago. It's an interesting mathematical trick, but their result is so obviously empirically false, so I doubt their research even after excluding the Aborigines and other populations known to have been isolated from the rest of the world for many thousands of years. The parent gets the time period for the arrival of Aborigines in Australia correct, but is incorrect in asserting that they walked there over a land bridge. A no time during hominid history would you have been able to walk to Australia. The deep water trench between Bali and Lombock and between Borneo and Sulawesi (the so-called Wallace Line) marks fartherest you could have walked from Asia. Given there's generally been deep water between Timor and the rest of the eastern Indonesia archepelago and between Timor and Australia, the original Aborginies probably had to make three pretty sizeable water-borne leaps at a long before there is any archelogical evidence anywhere that people are using boats. This makes the mere existence of Aborigines in the Australia for that length of time is pretty astounding.

    66. Re:Family Tree Grafting by jc42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have always expected that there would be a movement where a man and woman get married and pick a new family name.

      I know a number of couples who have done this. Actually, in each case they combined their original names in some clever way to make a combinatin that they liked.

      I've heard a number of lawyers explain that in all US states except Louisianna, the laws about names go back to English Common Law, where the rule was that you can use any name you like, as long as it isn't fraudulent. You can't pick a famous name and pretend to be that person, and you can't change your name to escape debts or prosecution. But if your name change (as in a marriage) is published in the official records, that constitutes public notice and you can't be charged with fraud after the change is officially published. They usually say this to explain why there's no legal problem with a woman keeping her original name after marriage. But I've also heard this used to explain why a couple that makes up a new family name and writes it on their marriage registration is fully within their rights, regardless of what ideas others may have on such things. And, historically speaking, neither practice is especially new or unusual in the English-speaking parts of the world.

      Funny story: One such couple is two women who recently married here in Massachusetts, where it has been legal for a few years (and so far it hasn't destroyed any mixed-sex marriages that anyone knows of, even if a lot of men think they're both very attractive women ;-). They recently renewed their passports, and sent in requests for a name change to their new combined last name. One was accepted (because they are legally married), one was rejected (because US federal law doesn't recognize same-sex marriage). Two different bureaucrats, two different decisions in exactly the same case.

      Of course, having a different name on your passport and other ids isn't at all unusual. Newly-married women routinely find themselves in this situation, and it doesn't seriously interfere with travelling. This couple mostly think it's funny. "Guess what those idiots in the passport office just did."

      What I'm looking forward to is the fun of watching US law adapt to the slowly-growing Muslim population. I can see a couple going off to Morrocco or Indonesia on vacation and coming home with a new wife in the family. I wouldn't be surprised if this has happened already, but they kept it quiet and didn't try to get official papers changed. But it's just a matter of time, and it'll be fun to follow the outrage and consternation from the bigot crowd, while the lawyers calmly ask what laws have been broken ...

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    67. Re:Family Tree Grafting by plunge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Um, what the heck are you talking about? I'm not an expert in transplantation, but I'm familiar enough to know that what you're saying sounds like complete BS: a person's race is neither predictive nor particularly significant compared to all the other important factors. You're talking as if race were more important than blood type, which is pure crazytalk. I don't know what doctors told you this, but it sounds more like you heard what you wanted to hear.

      Differences in race are both fairly minor AND have more variance than they do absolute differences. Lactose tolerance is a particularly goofy example, because it's both such a minor difference AND still not as universal as you make it out. Not all Asians are lactose intolerant, and not all people from Wales aren't. There is no medical feature that's both universal to and unique to any "racial" group.

      I knew that racism was still a major cultural problem in China, but this takes the cake.

    68. Re:Family Tree Grafting by dolphinling · · Score: 1

      After dealing with many parents that recklessly have children with someone outside of their race, most of the doctors I know there strongly feel it is immoral to do so. If you do so and your child has serious health problems, what you did will have a serious negative consequence on your child.

      That's an interesting position to take, seeing as one study said people of mixed race are rated more attractive, possibly indicating better health. (You'll want to google around, I pretty much just tried to remember a few terms from the article and picked the first result from a search that looked right. And hey, it was only one study, it might even be wrong. Though it does make sense, given that you're a lot less likely to hit a recessive genetic disease that way.)

      What you say makes sense, though. I guess genetic diversity is good for the species as a whole, but bad for an individual needing an organ transplant.

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    69. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What I'm looking forward to is the fun of watching US law adapt to the slowly-growing Muslim population. I can see a couple going off to Morrocco or Indonesia on vacation and coming home with a new wife in the family. I wouldn't be surprised if this has happened already, but they kept it quiet and didn't try to get official papers changed. But it's just a matter of time, and it'll be fun to follow the outrage and consternation from the bigot crowd, while the lawyers calmly ask what laws have been broken ...
      Bygamy. A marriage in which one of the parties is already legally married is bigamous, void, and ground for annulment.
    70. Re:Family Tree Grafting by swillden · · Score: 1

      give them both their mother and father's names.

      You mean, what the majority of the Spanish-speaking world does?

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    71. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Darby · · Score: 1

      I have always expected that there would be a movement where a man and woman get married and pick a new family name.

      My step-brother did that.
      When he got married he changed his last name to my dad's (and mine ;-) and his wife took that name too.

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    73. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      around 150,000 years ago. I'm not quite convinced that a statistical argument or mathematical simulation can trump anthropological considerations

      As it happens, there's not a lot of evidence coming from "anthropological considerations" about events that took place 150,000 years ago. If there were any anthropologists around considering things in the Pleistocene, they haven't (alas) left any written records.

      In any case, the ggpp was quite correct. The most widely accepted date is around 40-50,000 year BP. (reference)

      If you do some reading-up, you'll find that the earlier you go, the more important and dominant genetic and statistical evidence becomes -- not quite the only kind of evidence there is, but one of the most important kinds.

    74. Re:Family Tree Grafting by shimavak · · Score: 1

      Well, is X has only one child, then X's child will be the one we care about, not X. Yes, technically X is also the ancestor of all, but not the youngest ancestor. Of course, with the range being from 3-5 kiloyears, one generation doesn't matter, I just though to point it out.

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    75. Re:Family Tree Grafting by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Informative
      The article fails to consider the Australian Aborigines,

      The aborigines were not genetically isolated. Australia was visited by Indonesians at least 4000 years ago. We know this because that is when dingoes (dogs) arrived in Australia.

    76. Re:Family Tree Grafting by lahvak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know much about transplants, but as far as your milk example goes, I am not sure it has anything to do with race. My wife, who is Chinese, drinks milk very often, and does not seem to have any trouble with it. I, on the other hand, don't like milk, I don't like the taste of it, and I suspect it makes me slightly sick, even though I drink it so rarely that I am not really able to tell. My mother, who is from central Europe, all her ancestors were born in central Europe, and is blond with blue eyes, cannot digest milk, and it makes her violently ill.

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    77. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Name inheritance is related to other inheritance, especially land and inherited titles (which have usually meant land, when you look closely at them). For Germans, the "van" prefix for the last name indicated the clan, and for Spaniards the "de la" prefix referred to the clan or land owned by the family.

      When trades ran in families, "Farmer" or "Carpenter" had a lot more meaning as a name: the modern mobility of home, trade, social class, religion, and other aspects of an adult's life has reduced this association a lot, and led to exactly the kind of creative oddity you suggest, where the name is associated with a person or their family, rather than their trade or assets.

      I see nothing wrong with it, but it can get awfully confusing for children when they try to trace their family roots.

    78. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Nutria · · Score: 1
      I live in a catholic country and there is many people who only have one child.

      You live in Italy?

      I was thinking more of people in their 50s and 60s, who's children woud now be of the age to get married and procreate. Those are the people who typically had more than two children.

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    79. Re:Family Tree Grafting by kbahey · · Score: 1
      I do wonder why a woman asserting her independence by refusing to take her husband's name when getting married feels perfectly comfortable carrying her father's name. According to the Wikipedia article, the practice is generally in decline, but for those of us old enough to remember the shrill "I'm no one's property" arguments before the notion became politically correct and commonplace, the irony lingers. Even funnier if you've been through divorce court.


      While this is an interesting observation, it only applies to current Western norms, and more precisely Anglo-Saxon derived ones.

      In many places around the world, a woman keeps her name throughout her life, regardless of who she marries or divorces.

      This is the norm in the Middle East, where -- interestingly -- changing the name upon marriage in the English-speaking Western countries is seen as a form of woman being "chattel" or property ... go figure ...
    80. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cousins make dozens.

      Yeeeeeee-haw!

    81. Re:Family Tree Grafting by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about the "van?" If a German name is prefixed by anything, it's "von," meaning "of," and it's a lot more uncommon than you think (in my 15 year association with Germany, I've seen less than a handful.) German names with "von" in them tend towards place names, since they aren't a clan-based culture. My host family in Germany's name is simply "Fuchs," meaning "Fox." Mueller would be equivalent to the English Miller, etc. In the case of my mother's ancestors, the Hesses, they don't have a "von," because their name is the same as the old arch-dukedom.

      For really fun genealogical challenges, try the Japanese. Most Japanese people didn't even have family names until the Edo period, when basically the government decided it was time to go around and figure out who was who, and gave them family names based on location. This means that you may have several sets of Ikedas, Kawatanis, or whomever who were never once related (unless you do the "1000 years ago" rigamarole.) For example, my wife's family name is "Matsumoto," meaning "from the pines," but she is only 3rd-generation Japanese, as her great-grandparents came from Korea. Also, since I'm not Japanese, I was entered into *her* family registry when we got married, which definitely feels like a bit of a role reversal (no, I didn't have to change my name, and neither did she. She just hyphenates it when necessary.)

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    82. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asian... skeletal structure

      Not trying to knock your general argument, just nit picking but a very large portion of the stereotypical asian skeletal structure is indeed not genetic. I believe a lot of the smaller stature comes from a diet which is traditionally lower in protein than a Western diet. Now that a large number of Asian regions are adopting a more Westernized diet and lifestyle, the average height is coming a lot closer to that of Western culture. But with a lot of features used to define races, the difference within populations is much larger than the difference between populations when physical measurements are taken. However, the human mind adds up all the features and can be trained to recognize a lot of the subtle differences. And it does take a lot of training understand the differences in the outward appearances... the whole "Those (chinks/negros/Ayrabs) all look the same ta me" thing associated with being particularilly closed minded and white is simply the result of not growing up a culture where the differences are beat into you.... And I bet the average Japanese person who takes great offense to being mistaken for Chinese would not be able to easilly tell the difference between Irish, Scottish, Anglo-Saxon, German, Dutch, Polish, Northern Italian etc.

      Throwing in places like Iceland where a large portion of the primarilly caucasian population has black hair and vaguely almond shaped eyes which look vaguely oriental (Do a google image search for Björk to see what I mean. Although I'm sure she tries to accentuate these features with makeup/etc. In fact, the look is very similar to someone who is part Baltic region European and part Native American (Especially of Eastern Canadian or Great Lakes tribes.) Which is in fact probably what most Icelandic residents with ancestry going back a decent amount of time there are, thanks in a large part to the Vikings. Oh, and there is a Great Lakes tribe (can't recall at this time which one, and I lost the book it's in (My Elders Taught Me by John Boatman) which claims to be descended from "A great white bear with a golden head who came from the East." One of the most materialistic (as opposed to animistic) interpretations of this is a viking, The large stature and body hair causing the comparion to a bear, and the golden head possibly being a bronze helmet. IIRC the tribe also has features which can be described as vaguely more caucasian than the features of most of the surrounding tribes.

    83. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I got my married my wife and I flipped a coin. I won, so we took my name. The gods of chance decreed that we should be traditional, but it could just as easily have gone the other way.

      There is nothing wrong with women taking their husband's name, or men taking their wife's name, but the assumption that it should always be the woman that changes is rude and unbalanced.

    84. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing. However, we cannot rule out contacts between the Australian Aborigines and the nearby islands of Indonesia.

      Let's remember that this is a statistical model. There is a certain probability that a person who lived in 500 B.C. is the common ancestor of all. But this chance is never 100% in a probabilistic model. As you keep changing the parameters such as migration rates, you keep getting different results.

    85. Re:Family Tree Grafting by rolandog · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're expecting a mass-demand for the service,...

      I doubt they'll be able to pinpoint and name every ancestor we have. But having a model that proves we all had a common ancestor would be pretty cool.

      Too bad they won't be able to estimate precisely WHEN that ancestor lived. But I guess this might give some important insights as to how and when family trees were grafted by traveling.

      Btw, thanks gEvil, I would certainly like to give that service a try... for humanity's sake.

    86. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Cicero382 · · Score: 1

      "There even a (if somewhat shaky) DNA test to determine racial descent. I saw it on a TV show once, where they had some school kids find out they had DNA from basically another race. I.e. a black guy turned out to have some asian genes, a white girl with blonde hair turned out to have some black genes etc. Possibly a bullshit test, possibly not."

      Determining one's racial ancestry via DNA tests sounds like a good idea, but doesn't work nearly as well as its more vocal proponents make out. Humans have very little variation genetically (possibly why inbreeding is a *very* bad idea for us) and we know very little about what characteristics a caused by what genes. This is mostly due to the fact that there isn't a single sequence that codes for, say, black skin. Rather it's a combination of lots of sequences, some in completely different parts of the genome that add up to a particular characteristic. And that combination, in turn, influences other combinations. Simple, it ain't!

      Anyway, the possibility of someone like me (white, blue eyes) having having some black genes isn't all that amazing. In fact I *know* *I* have because my great, great...great grandmother was black (family history - not DNA testing). Maybe that's why I don't burn in the sun so easily :-)

    87. Re:Family Tree Grafting by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

      I think you mean, "Not up North."

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    88. Re:Family Tree Grafting by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I've worked as a volunteer to help families of children awaiting transplants at the University Hospitals in Cleveland for the past 14 years since my daughter died while waiting on a heart. As our doctor said, my decision to marry a non-Chinese woman (I'm Chinese and my wife is British) doomed my little girl to death.

      In light of recent techniques, I think your doctor was being rather liberal in his interpretation of the facts.

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    89. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Profound · · Score: 1


      What I'm looking forward to is the fun of watching US law adapt to the slowly-growing Muslim population. I can see a couple going off to Morrocco or Indonesia on vacation and coming home with a new wife in the family. I wouldn't be surprised if this has happened already, but they kept it quiet and didn't try to get official papers changed. But it's just a matter of time, and it'll be fun to follow the outrage and consternation from the bigot crowd, while the lawyers calmly ask what laws have been broken ...


      The USA had bigamous Mormons for years.

    90. Re:Family Tree Grafting by gstone · · Score: 1

      I have always expected that there would be a movement where a man and woman get married and pick a new family name. It just seemed logical to me. Neither party has to take the other's name, and they also get to share a common family name which would symbolise the bond. Hasn't happened yet, but I still figure it might


      It has happened, although the result shows why this is not a popular idea...
    91. Re:Family Tree Grafting by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The article fails to consider the Australian Aborigines, who crossed into Australia via a land bridge from Asia around 40,000 - 50,000 years ago.

      Well, there were other land bridges during the last Ice Age, 10,000 or so years ago. And since then fishermen and traders from Indonesia have been dropping on at the far north, deliberately or blown off course. There really isn't anywhere that's totally isolated.

    92. Re:Family Tree Grafting by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Exactly. There are no real differences. Slight frequencies differences based on areas. But, there isn't really any biological race as such. It's mostly social ideas and racism.

      Right. I know lots of Zulus who could pass for Eskimos.

    93. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This is especially true of North Americans with regard to mixing of blacks and whites, for well-known reasons.

      It's also very odd that you added a "north" in there.
      Mexicans and Canadians didn't massively import black slaves, so the well-known reason doesn't apply to them. Mexicans tend to have mixed Spanish and Mayan blood, Canadians... well, depends on the region, the French mixed more with the Indians than the English, and there's been immigration from everywhere recetly, so there's a whole lot of mixing going on, but it's not the same mix black/white as in the U.S.A.

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    94. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Various other people have come up with arguments saying that Australia was not isolated. They well may be right. However, Australian aboriginies were the example I first thought about in connection with this.

      We know, or we believe we know from genetical studies, that populations do migrate or diffuse out rapidly. Often this motion is along trade routes, or around shallow coasts; following animal migrations, rivers, or belts of arable land. As long as there are suitable links, then there will be patches of people with a common relation. In medieval times, Indian objects got to Scandinavia, and Roman glass fot to Japan. But we also know there are places like Australia which took a long time to be discovered by Europeans (they somehow managed to find Tasmania first, but miss Australia), and so are probably much more weakly connected with the rest of the world. There are also other cultural barriers that will attenuate if not prevent intercourse between races, countries, religions, tribes, and whatever. Genetic research has told us that these taboos have probably been breached throughout history, but nevertheless there will be resistance.

      We do not know nearly enough about where people did and did not travel in early history to make such a model. A lot of the evidence from 5000BC has probably vanished with rising sea levels. My gut feeling is that this model makes the world too uniform, and does not have enough hard links to it, but I don't really know either.

    95. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have always expected that there would be a movement where a man and woman get married and pick a new family name ... Then, how do you decide the name to take? Flip a coin?

      I can just imagine how after a few generations this would result in segregation, ethnic conflict and finally a genocidal war between the Heads and the Tails.
    96. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because "race" is far more of a social phenomenon than a biological phenomenon, and the obsession with defining or determining which race a person belongs to is something that does not stem from anything other than politics and sociology. It is a question that no biologist would ever think to ask, because race is not a useful or interesting biological category. There are two reasons for this.

      Then why the hell did I spend so much time trying to determine the eye color of a fruit fly! (drosophila melanogaster)

    97. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Tatarize · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>Although there is no gene/set of genes that determine "race" because it is a social concept, the term is most likely used when a certain combination of genes that is prevalent in a "race" is found in a person.

      The point is that there is no gene or set of genes which determines race. Rather there are frequencies of genes which differ by region. In the tropic areas darker skin is more common, this is not to suggest there is a gene or gene set is unique to any group. Certainly there are probably a number of people commonly thought of as white who have a functional gene for skin melanin, just as the other allele is very likely present within other populations.

      The point is, within the gene pool the divisions of "race" are artificial. Subsets of genes within a certain range are not a valid basis for anything. This is the reason the test cited by the above post is due to fail, because you can't mark any gene as being restricted to any one "race".

      Genetically we are not white, black, asian, mexican, hawaiian, german, dutch, danish, irish, middle eastern, or jewish... we are human. The only time race matters is when people think that race matters.

      You can however, very accurately trace lineage with genetics. Given the Y chromosomes of every man on the planet you could track down anybody's family and how related they are to any other man. Given mitochrondrial DNA you could do the same for the maternal line. Given all the genes as a whole and all the junk DNA in them, you could track down anybody and exactly how they fit into global family tree. We could trace down each individual gene to it's source and assemble an amazingly complete ancestor list (nameless ofcourse) in the process.

      Genes are very very real, races on the other hand are pretty much nonsense.

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    98. Re:Family Tree Grafting by jackbird · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And it's illegal in all 50 states. Yes, Utah too. In fact, it's in the Utah constitution:


      Article 3 Section 1 -- The following ordinance shall be irrevocable without the consent of the United States and the people of this State:
      First: -- Perfect toleration of religious sentiment is guaranteed. No inhabitant of this State shall ever be molested in person or property on account of his or her mode of religious worship; but polygamous or plural marriages are forever prohibited.

      Certain local law enforcement may look the other way, however.

      The GP's larger argument that objection to bigamy is bigotry is fatally flawed, however, and implicitly accepts the thesis of the "same-sex marriage will lead to people marrying animals" crowd. Over the course of the 20th century, marriage evolved from a property transaction, where ownership of a woman (who could not vote or own property in many places) was transferred from one family to another, into a partnership between two individuals with equal rights under the law. Gender is currently entirely irrelevant to the social and legal purposes of marriage (tax and probate implications, hospital visitation rights, parental rights, right not to testify against one's spouse, etc.). Allowing more than two people to marry, on the other hand throws a wrench into all the modern purposes of marriage (e.g. all members of a criminal conspiracy could marry each other to avoid being testified against).

    99. Re:Family Tree Grafting by gambino21 · · Score: 1

      They will tell you which haplogroup your y chromosome belongs to, and determine your ancient lineage (up to about 10,000 years ago). The results from the national geographic project do not tell you about more recent ancestors. You can also do a more detailed dna analysis here. They can analyze your paternal and maternal line, and link you up with relatives who have also sent in their dna.

      I did the national geographic study myself, and I find it very interesting. According to the national geographic project, our common ancestors of all humans lived about 50,000 years ago in Africa.

    100. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If transplants and reactions to medicine are too hard for your small mind to understand, then maybe the simple example of drinking a glass of milk will be easier for you to understand. I, like almost all of my family, can not digest it. We get sick. My wife who is from Wales had never even heard of someone having trouble drinking milk before she met me. The differences are very real.

      Another example is ABO and Rh blood type. Less than one percent of Chinese have Rh negative blood, which is pretty different from Caucasians. The A and B are also distributed differently among ethnic groups.

    101. Re:Family Tree Grafting by mr_overalls · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the disavowal of differences between races is running up against more and more scientific evidence to the contrary. Human racial groupings may not be as discrete as species, but they have medical relevance.

      The reality of race
      http://mednews.stanford.edu/releases/2005/january/ racial-data.htm
      http://www.policyreview.org/DEC01/satel.html
      http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=0002A35 3-C027-1E1C-8B3B809EC588EEDF

      Medical significance of race
      http://jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/080501/m et_6870358.html
      http://www.marrow.org/NMDP/black_african_american_ patients.html
      http://p221.ezboard.com/fbalkanhistoryfrm17.showMe ssage?topicID=2.topic

    102. Re:Family Tree Grafting by bogado · · Score: 1
      I don't thing this acertion means what you think it means, it dosen't mean that this common ancestor is the only one, it only means that there is a person that lived from 2000 to 5000 years ago that is in everyones that live today's family tree. Sure there are roots that go along side this branch that has this common person that could go much, much farter in time.

      What anthropologists have placed is probably the oldest common ancestor that lived, what this research has stablished is the first one, or the most recent. This is somewhat similar to the Kevin Bacon game, supose we could trace our families perfectly, how long to the past we would have to go to find a common person? That is the question.

      The paper, I read a part of it divides the ancestors in three groups:

      • People who are decedents of all people that lives today.
      • People who are decedents of some people that lives today.
      • People who are decedents of no one who lives today.


      Depending on how we set this simulation, there will be also three time regions and the year that they correnpond, considering the moderated parameters to the simulation, are the following:

      • Times where all people are ancestor of either some or none : today ~ 1500 BC
      • Times where all people are ancestor of any of the three categories : 1500BC ~ 5500BC
      • Times where all people are ancestor of either all or none : before 5500BC


      If you do like math you should take a look in the paper (pdf format, 468Kb).

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    103. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to type 'many more than there used to be are keeping their father's name when they marry.'

      A total matriarchal nameflip would be sorta cool. We'd have to decide how many generations to flip back, but then EVERYBODY would get totally new last names.

      The booming business in revising and re-engraving gravestones would be tremendous. A real boost to the economy.

    104. Re:Family Tree Grafting by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah; but why do people seem so enamored of the Y and mitochondrial chromosomes? These don't contain all that much DNA. Chromosome 1 is a lot larger, and would tell you a lot more.

      Also, the longer chromosomes are more likely to contain mixed ancestry info due to crossovers. Thus, you might find that one of your chromosome 3s has a crossover, with markers on one end for ancestors in the mountains of southern Poland, and markers on the other end for Tuscany. That would be every bit as interesting and informative as the Y and mitochrondial markers.

      Maybe people are fixating on the Y and mitochondrial chromosomes because they're small and easier to work with. But they don't contain much information. Eventually, I'd think we'd want to do test all the chromosomes, to see all the rest of the information. Otherwise you're sorta like the old joke about the guy looking for something under a street light, because the light is better there.

      In my case, I have an interesting ancestor who's not in my maternal or paternal line. She's my father's father's mother, who wouldn't have passed me either a Y chromosome or any mitochondria. But she's my only known non-European ancestor, which is interesting in itself, and I know of a minor medical condition (a beneficial one) that almost certainly came from her.

      It doesn't seem sensible to me to ignore most of your ancestry, and look only at the paternal and maternal lines. And if you're trying to trace migrations, I'd think you'd want information about all of each person's ancestors. They all came from somewhere.

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    105. Re:Family Tree Grafting by plunge · · Score: 1

      Are you even reading your own cites? All of them are acknowledgements that there are significant factors grouped in racial kingroups that help target medicine better and that you can't toss out race ENTIRELY as a diagnostic: but they aren't by any stretch of the imagination proof that African Americans can only have African American hearts or any of the other nonsense you've been spewing about vast racial differences. You're doing the old trick of trying to pretend that a small correction from one form of extremism (i.e. race means nothing) is "leading to" the other extreme.

    106. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      But you have to have some kind of label for it.

      With dogs we call them "breeds".

      Clearly an irishmen is not a mongolian.

      If you breed a couple red-haired freckled irish, you are going to get a similar looking child.

      Likewise there are food preferences, diseases, weaknesses and strengths by breed just like for dogs.

      We used to call it "race" but now that is to negatively loaded.

      However, our 'races' were too simplistic. "White", "Black", etc. Really there are many distinct breeds of whites inside of "white", distinct breeds of blacks within "black". Resorting to the dog model again... you have chihuahua's but then there are several sub-breeds which breed true that are distinct.

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    107. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're from Michigan, too?

      Damn yoopers.

    108. Re:Family Tree Grafting by mr_overalls · · Score: 1

      I didn't say there were vast racial differences, only that there is increasing evidence that race is useful as a medical/biological concept. I think the sources I quoted support that point.

      I am opposing the politically-correct position (which I inferred that you were taking - correct me if I have invoked a straw man fallacy) which sees race entirely as a sociological construct with no scientific validity.

    109. Re:Family Tree Grafting by plunge · · Score: 1

      Race has some descriptive power as far as genetic history goes, sure, and some medical differences, though it's still not known how much is cultural and how much is genetic (for instance, the higher incidence of heart disease and diabetes in African Americans). Though the racial categories generally used really ARE often very poorly matched to reality. "black" aboriginals are genetically closer to white people than they are to "black" Africans, for instance.

      But there is no huge problem with cross-racial transplants that I know of. My aunt has a pancreas from an African American and a kidney from an Latino. Matching blood chemistry is far far more important that anything else, and not even siblings necessarily match.

    110. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, was born Antonio Villar. When he married his wife (Corina Raigosa), they decided to combine their names, forming Villaraigosa. It's the only example of name-combining that I know of personally, but it's a pretty prominent one.

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    111. Re:Family Tree Grafting by marct22 · · Score: 1

      One needs to factor in the technologies at the time for the smaller islands in the Pacific, like Vanuatu or even Easter Island. I would think Easter Island would be the most isolated. For how far it is from any nearest continental landmass, that those people still on the island (and there are still a few) would not have spawned from someone in from the times of Socrates, Julius Ceasar, King Tut, or even Genghis Khan. Of course, if someone has mated with a native Easter Islander since the 1800's (not a remote possibility), then their children would have re-joined the linkage.

    112. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      My point is that there is so much information in DNA it might be possible to trace every ancestor we have for thousands of years with a look at everybody's DNA as a whole. We could locate select a mutation on any single chromosome and trace that chromosome to to a specific family. We could cross reference this with other mutations on other chromosomes and after a while you would be able to put together a good family tree going back until the point where the number of individuals is too small to figure out which gene goes where. Which would be several thousand if not tens of thousands of years.

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    113. Re:Family Tree Grafting by zCyl · · Score: 1

      I don't thing this acertion means what you think it means, it dosen't mean that this common ancestor is the only one, it only means that there is a person that lived from 2000 to 5000 years ago that is in everyones that live today's family tree.

      Yeah, I got what they're trying to say. I just don't think it makes much sense to describe it that way. We can easily accept that gene mixing within an interacting geographic region is fairly rapid. So the overwhelmingly dominant factor for how rapidly this would mix is the diffusion rate of early people across challenging terrain, which seems extremely difficult to model and prone to error. This seems particularly challenging when considering the Americas, where genetic evidence indicates substantially more distance in time than 2000 to 5000 years.

      Second, even if it could be computed accurately, it's not clear that it's meaningful. While tracing the mitochondrial line through female ancestry, or the Y line through male ancestry, indicates a meaningful point of common origin which expanded outward, when you are talking about tracing through either parental line you are discussing a mixing in which genes are not simply spread, but are also diluted. If one guy from where Germany is now spontaneously teleported to where Argentina is now around 5,000 years ago and had a child, it is quite possible that his genes would have been diluted to the point where not a single one of his genes survived to modern times. (A calculation which considers that 1/2 of a parent's genes disappear with each child, and that depends only on the growth of the number of surviving descendents at each step in comparison to the local population.) So even if a statistical argument can show a common ancestor for a group, that does not mean that members of that group have any significant or even non-zero number of genes from this common ancestor when considering the mixed case.

    114. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the reason why they focused on Y chromosomes for men and the mitochondrial DNA for women is that these two genetic markers remain relatively unchanged as they are passed down from the parent to the child. The Y chromosome is only passed down from father to son, since women don't have one. As a result, a male child will have the exact same Y chromosome as his father did, and his paternal grandfather. This allows the origins of the male line to be traced back over many generations. I thought that everyone's mitochondrial DNA comes from their mother, so a girl has nearly identical mitochondrial DNA to her mother, and her maternal grandmother. Of course, this is oversimplfying things a bit, but I believe this was the basic idea behind how they organized this study. I also vaguely remember hearing that the Y chromosome and mitochondrial DNA have a slow rate of mutation for some reason, but I don't know if that is really true or not. If you are simply trying to locate distant ancestors and trace general migration patterns, these two genetic markers are the way to go.
      They are not really trying to trace an individual's specific ancestry, just to get an idea of where people have migrated over thousands of years.

      You are correct that only looking at these two, relatively simple genetic markers misses part of the picture, but they are not going for the full details. Our DNA contains a huge amount of information, and it would be impossible to figure out where all of it comes from unless everyone in the world took a full DNA test and we dug up the graves of all of our known ancestors to test their DNA. Even if we did dig up our ancestors to test their DNA, there is no guarantee that the bodies would be preserved well enough to obtain the necessary samples. Analyzing all of this data to find patterns would take years of genealogical and biological research, as well as lots and lots of money. It would also create tons of ethical problems.
      The world just isn't ready for this kind of study, scientifically, financially, or socially.

    115. Re:Family Tree Grafting by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      One reason is that the "Y" chromosone is passed from father to son unchanged. It contains no DNA from the mother. The only difference between father and son would be a spontaneous mutation.

      So if things are "normal" (in the Western sense) - meaning that the paternity of the child is correct, and the child is given the last name of the father, then there is a direct correlation between the DNA pattern of the Y chromosome and the surname of any male with that last name. (of couse, those are some pretty big caveats...)

      This makes identifying possible male suspects about 100x easier when the name of the suspect is not known.

      I think I may have even learned that on Slashdot:
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4736984.stm

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    116. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, but the australian aborigenes are known, so they are not isolated, are they, you total idiot.

      they were isolated, but the ones alive then are now all dead. isn't this totally fucking obvious?

      I'm amazed at the complete total fucking stupidity of so many posts here.
      I'm sorry, but it makes me angry. I should calm down.

      I'll say it slowly and calmly:

      ISOLATED POPULATIONS ARE FUCKING DEAD YOU TOTAL DIMWIT!!!

      sorry, I couldn't help it. the waves of slashdot stupidity got the better of me. but it's the arrogance that really gets me. 'obviously empirically false' my smelly arse. how could a sentient human being (who shares an ancestor with all of us only 3,000 years ago) be so completely thick?

    117. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we don't need to know. the population of aussie aboriginies was reduced by 95%, and the few that were left were left alive only becuase they were descendents of europeans.

      you're all so freaking obsessed with showing your knowledge of what happened 40,000 years ago you forget the obvious fact that everyone alive 40,000 years ago is now fucking DEAD!

      it doesn't matter a damn how isolated they were, only how isolated they are.

      and they are not.

      they all, everbody alive today, are direct descendents of a probably male human alive in 500 to 2000 BC. and this paper gives the proof.

    118. Re:Family Tree Grafting by radtea · · Score: 1

      there is increasing evidence that race is useful as a medical/biological concept. I think the sources I quoted support that point.

      No, they support the point that genetic differences are a useful medical/biological concept. The correlation with nominal racial categories is at best local, at worst none at all. How an individual gets categorized as a "member of a given race" is almost purely social/political, so in practical medical and biological terms it means almost nothing.

      For example, my mother's family roots go back in North America to the late 1600's, mostly in the Eastern U.S. The odds of me not having a significant fraction of "black" genes are practically zero.

      I have seen East Indians categorized as "black" in the U.S., and the difference between "latino" and "hispanic" has vastly greater social significance than it does biological significance. To claim that "race" has medical or biological significance is to ignore these hugely important social and political factors in defining "races" and assigning individuals to them. If you define "race" in purely genetic terms, then indeed it is significant. But the point is that in practical politics race is never defined in terms of genetics, and if it was it would result in assignments of individuals to races that would be extremely unsatisfactory to your average racist.

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    119. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Masterful. Hats off to you.

    120. Re:Family Tree Grafting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... Gender studies people and many others just don't seem to realize that this business of marriage between man and woman and the whole patriarchal apparatus appear in so many cultures not because men are determined to oppress women in general, but because it is one of the only ways to get men to actually contribute to the raising of the young.

      Left to their devices, most men would be happy to flit from flower to flower, spreading their pollen, as it were, and otherwise living up the high life.

    121. Re:Family Tree Grafting by bogado · · Score: 1
      Second, even if it could be computed accurately, it's not clear that it's meaningful. While tracing the mitochondrial line through female ancestry, or the Y line through male ancestry, indicates a meaningful point of common origin which expanded outward, when you are talking about tracing through either parental line you are discussing a mixing in which genes are not simply spread, but are also diluted. If one guy from where Germany is now spontaneously teleported to where Argentina is now around 5,000 years ago and had a child, it is quite possible that his genes would have been diluted to the point where not a single one of his genes survived to modern times. (A calculation which considers that 1/2 of a parent's genes disappear with each child, and that depends only on the growth of the number of surviving descendents at each step in comparison to the local population.) So even if a statistical argument can show a common ancestor for a group, that does not mean that members of that group have any significant or even non-zero number of genes from this common ancestor when considering the mixed case.


      But this dilution is exactly why one of the discussions about this article states that the real most recent common ancestor (MRCA) would appear, probably, much more recently then the date that DNA states. This might not seem useful, after all if this ancestor has not leaved DNA evidence what use is it? There are several, knowing for instance that difference of time between an actual CA (common ancestor) and a DNA CA could help understand better the propagation of characteristics and the spreading of DNA.

      It is interesting, and would be nice to know more precisely just when those points are in history. It is nice in a philosophical way, we all are related, and our relation does not have to go as far as a theoretical "Adam and Eve", this common ancestor could be a few thousands of years ago. People are mixed, but unfortunately many people like to think that exists castes of "pure blood", this proves that this is a lie.
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    122. Re:Family Tree Grafting by mr_overalls · · Score: 1

      No, they support the point that genetic differences are a useful medical/biological concept.

      And I am arguing that self-identified race is a good shorthand for one's position in the genetic distribution.

      The correlation with nominal racial categories is at best local, at worst none at all.

      Scientists at Stanford think otherwise. See here:
      http://mednews.stanford.edu/releases/2005/january/ racial-data.htm

      I have seen East Indians categorized. . . . extremely unsatisfactory to your average racist.

      Simply because people mistakenly identify their genetic cluster (race) does not mean that there is no biological basis for the existence of the clusters. Furthermore, error rates for self-identified race must be lower than your anecdotal evidence would imply, because of the finding of the same Stanford study linked above.

    123. Re:Family Tree Grafting by lightning_queen · · Score: 1

      Erm, sorry man, I'm having trouble wrapping my head around that idea. Maybe I'm just stuck in my ways. I grew up hearing a lot of "my daddy, my daddy's daddy, my daddy's daddy's daddy..." stories. Shedding the family name feels like I'm saying "I don't want to be associated with you, dad."

      Basically, when a couple gets married in the United States (and other countries that have the same tradition), the wife typically drops her maiden name and takes her husband's name. Assuming she's not using it as her middle name (or hyphenates it, as some people do chose to do), she's "shedding the family name." Wouldn't/shouldn't that have the same effect of "I don't want to be associated with you"? Perhaps the area you live in sees more women with their maiden names as middle names, or they hyphenate their maiden with their married names, but in the places I've lived, this is rarely the case. It just seems more logical to me that, if the last name is supposed to honor the family (which is understandable), then a person's last name should have their family name and their married name, to honor both their blood family and their new family.

      In the logic that a person takes a family name to honor their mate's family (or that shedding one's family name "dishonors" their family, in a sense), then chosing to take one name over the other is more like chosing to save one person over another. Combining the names, then, would/could be more like saving both people, because it honors both families by including elements of both names.

    124. Re:Family Tree Grafting by lightning_queen · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't believe it is. A religion, yes. A nationality, yes. A culture, yes. But not a race. There are no distinct sets of physical characteristics that can easily set them apart from others of similar races. In the same sense, being an American does not necessarily mean you're white and/or Christian.

    125. Re:Family Tree Grafting by lightning_queen · · Score: 1

      The point I was trying to make is that there isn't a gene that says "you are this race," but that there are certain characteristics that are associated with certain "races" that are determined by genes.

      The main example I had in mind was being Native American. One of the factors for being considered a Native American is that you have to have a certain percentage of the heritage. Well, unless you can prove that you are Running Deer's great granddaughter by finding documentation that he was the father of your father's mother, then the only other thing you could rely on is DNA. If you can match up your DNA with a registered person of a Native American tribe, then you can be considered Native American. But what does a person usually have to start with for the idea of even being Native American? One of the things I've heard is being able to tan dark easily.

      Race is a matter of simplifying things. Just like any other classification in the animal kingdom. Why is there no "breed" for cats with white fur and blue eyes? If you know enough about cats, then you know that the feline with short, bluish-gray fur is at least part Russian Blue, but what if it has the stripes of a Tabby? Well, there's no "breed" for short, blue-furred, striped cats, it's simply a mixed breed. The same goes for people. Everyone's of mixed race, but the degrees to which those characteristics manifest in the DNA can help determine what those "races" consist of.

      Yes, "race" is a social concept, but so is breed, species, class, phylum, and even kingdom. When it comes down to it, we're all just a bunch of cells, not much different from the cat on your lap, or the dog at your feet, or the plants in your yard. What do humans use to set everything apart and organize everything? Characteristics. Whether we have vertebrae, an exoskeleton, are warm-blooded, have hair, can fly, can breathe underwater... What difference is there between the social concept known as "race" and the one known as "species"?

    126. Re:Family Tree Grafting by lightning_queen · · Score: 1

      My response to driptray's reply should be close enough to what I would respond to you that I'll just notify you of that one for the time being.

  2. Except for isolated populations by IvyKing · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Example: the native population of Tasmania, which had been isolated for 10,000 years - although there might not be any "pure" Tasmanian people left.

    Other than that, the artocle does make sense.

    1. Re:Except for isolated populations by andy753421 · · Score: 1

      What about the Americas? It's not isolated any more but was the last 500 years really enough to mix everyone in the world?
      It's an interesting idea that I think works to some extent, but claiming that _everyone_ was related that recently may be going a little to far.

    2. Re:Except for isolated populations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss the point. If one european marries into an indian tribe and has kids, eventually that entire indian tribe will have shared ancestry with europeans. They would theoretically be able to trace their grandparents back to a common ancestor with everyone else.

      Whether it's marriage or rape, the fact that the geneology passed between the groups is what caused it.

    3. Re:Except for isolated populations by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Ok...

      1) 500BC is actually 2,500 years ago, not 500. We don't live in year 1.
      2) ...yea, I don't have anything past that really. If you RTFA, you'd have noticed things like "2,000 to 5,000 years ago" as well...

    4. Re:Except for isolated populations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They took geographic isolation into account; that's the whole point of this paper compared to previous papers.

    5. Re:Except for isolated populations by andy753421 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Eventually. Let's say there's a tribe of 64 people and one European marries into the tribe. Given "nice" conditions where each set of parents has two kids and ignoring some of the complicated mathematics that were talked about in the article. It will take 6 generations for all the decedents of the tribe to share that same common ancestor. If we assume a generations is 20 years then that's 120 years total. I'm not a history major but I would say that it's possible that there were still a few 'pure blooded' tribes in the western united states or Canada up until the 1880's.

    6. Re:Except for isolated populations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok...

      1) The European settlers actually arrived in North America about 1000 years ago, not 2500 years ago. We don't live in the year 3500.
      2) ... you are a fucking idiot.

    7. Re:Except for isolated populations by andy753421 · · Score: 1

      It's not so much a question of how long ago we had a common ancestor, but more of how long unil we have a recent a common ancestor (and whether it's happened yet). As an above poster explained, back in 1876 there were still isolated people so it doesn't matter if you go back 2500 years or 10000, they were still isolated. That particular line has died out, but there may still be others.

    8. Re:Except for isolated populations by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Make that more like a thousand. The Vikings established a colony in Newfoundland around the turn of the next to last millenium.

    9. Re:Except for isolated populations by Drishmung · · Score: 1

      I remain unconvinced. Consider Australian aborigines http://www.infoplease.com/spot/aboriginal1.html: isolated for 30,000 years, pop. 400,000 currently. In that population there are none that don't have European ancestry? From what I could glean from TFA they don't address this, nor isolated (LONG TERM ISOLATED) populations in New Guinea and the Amazon.

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    10. Re:Except for isolated populations by Blymie · · Score: 1

      There is no proof that any Viking, however, spread his seed. From the Wikipedia:

      "According to Norse sagas, the native skraelings responded so ferociously that the newcomers eventually withdrew and apparently gave up their original intentions to settle."

      Sure, it's _probable_ that genetic material made it from Vikings to Native offspring, but definitely not a positive. Apparently the natives as a group were extremely hostile. Further, one never knows what would happen if rape occured. Would the baby be killed by the mother? Did the mother die in childbirth? Was the offspring ostracized and therefore did not mate and died?

      Of course, a few days of rape does not equate pregnancy as well. The woman in question must be fertile.

      What about disease? It is also probable that Vikings carried deadly disease, just as European settlers did. Too much contact may have resulted in almost the entire tribe being wiped out! Perhaps that was the reason behind the angry response? Perhaps the natives thought the newcomers were "tainted"?

      Regardless, people being in a place does not always guarantee offspring... even if rape occured. ;)

      The same goes for people drifting in on a piece of wood, a lost sailor or the like. Just showing up in an isolated community does not mean you will be able to mate. Religious taboos, you name it.. and of course "killing the stranger" are all reasons why existing in a new place does not equate offspring.

    11. Re:Except for isolated populations by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      All true. Mating does tend to find a way though. In the case of native populations in the Americas, even 500 years of European contact would have served to rejoin quite a bit of the American's population to the global family tree. One of the most interesting things about the study is how quickly "relatedness" can be spread.

    12. Re:Except for isolated populations by zoydoid · · Score: 0

      There were multiple waves of aboriginal migration into Australia. The first probably 40,000 years ago included the group that colonised Tasmania. The second wave about 15,000 years ago possibly genocidally exterminated the first wave from the mainland but there was probably also some intermixing. Modern mainland aborigines are descended from the second and later waves. There was also considerable mixing and trade between mainland populations and Indonesian, New Guinean and Melanesian fishermen, as well European contact in the west from the 1500's.

    13. Re:Except for isolated populations by HiThere · · Score: 1

      One of his points had to do with Innuits travelling back and forth from Siberia to Alaska. Many others were mentioned in the article, which was a popularization of the scientific papers (which I didn't bother to read).

      So 500 years ago is irrelevant.

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  3. Er, what? by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Relatively recent origins? You mean, like, everyone on Earth today was born within the last 125 years? Duh!

    Oh, you mean ancestry... Yeah, every dates back to the monkey-that-wasn't-a-monkey having babies. Duh.

    More recent than that?

    OH! Maybe you mean: Everyone is connected by a common ancestor a LOT more recently than people think is possible!

    Maybe you just should have said that.

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    1. Re:Er, what? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Maybe you mean: Everyone is connected by a common ancestor a LOT more recently than people think

      Thanks. The summary made no sense whatsoever - it made it sound like people were spontaneously appearing in Greece around 500 BCE.

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    2. Re:Er, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://shop5.gospelcom.net/isroot/AIGUS/aig_produc ts/25-2-017.jpg

      and perhaps this might be a reason for this "problem"

    3. Re:Er, what? by MarkByers · · Score: 1, Troll

      Funny post!

      No idea why it has been modded troll though... I have noticed that a lot of posts have been modded troll recently for no reason. What's up with the moderating system? Isn't meta-moderating supposed to remove problematic moderators?

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    4. Re:Er, what? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      The summary made no sense whatsoever - it made it sound like people were spontaneously appearing in Greece around 500 BCE.
      Duh

      We know that people first began spontaneously appearing around 4000 BCE
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    5. Re:Er, what? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No... the monkey who wasn't a monkey bred with a regular monkey. Some of their children might have been monkeys, some were not-a-monkey-monkeys and some were in between. They all went and bred with monkeys, in-betweens and not-a-monkey's. Eventually there was a mankey born. It bred with something, probably a not-a-monkey and so on.

    6. Re:Er, what? by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....We know that people first began spontaneously appearing around 4000 BCE......

      According to the Bible, that would be just after the flood of Noah. The historical accuracy of these books is astounding. These are records of the doings of humanity that have never been DISPROVED by any archeological or other scientific FACTS. We have, for example never found Noah's ark, but not finding something doesn't disprove that doesn't or didn't exist. Often it was claimed by some, that certain sites or events given in these histories could not be true, because evidence for them did not exist. However, sometimes much later, such evidence was indeed found. This is especially true of the histories in the geographical area where the events happened and people of the Bible lived.

      The Bible tells us that humanity started from Adam and Eve, and that all mankind except Noah's family was wiped out in the flood. All humans, according to the biblical record stem from the family of Noah. This mathematical study shows what we all know: Humans reproduce and one couple can, in a surprisingly short time, be the ancestor of everyone on Earth today. What is interesting about this study is that it puts the time back to the days of Noah, from which indeed the biblical record tells us, present day humanity branched out.

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    7. Re:Er, what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Ohh, Well I hope the mankey didn't breed with a donkey, I guess we are not all asses.

      Judging from the flaimbait markings i got, You may be be in trouble expalining this to me. Someone might downmark you too.

      OTOH, I don't think we are related to monkeys outside the raw structure that makes something alive. There is a small but growing sect of "belivers" that think way back when life was being introduced on earth, that the primortial soup that created life actualy created several thousands (or millions or billions)of different types of living creatures that eventualy evolved into what we know today. This process may have happened several times rather then just once and everything we see today has evolved from that. In this scenario, there is no monkey becoming a mankey but a monkey and a mankey and in-betweens with not-a-monkey(s) existing together simutaniously. It could be that the only difference between a monkey and a human originaly is about three meters difference in location when life began. That is (or could be) why there is no direct missing link found yet. It could also be one of the reasons it is hard to find direct evidence of interspecies seperations even though we are seeing closly related species that are thought to be cousins with common ancestory.

      Of course this will be marked as flaim too. I have often commented on how evolutionist defend thier "faith" more vigerously then creationist do. It doesn't matter if you still "believe" in evolution but differently then they do. It is almost as bad as the jewish, chirstians and muslums trashing each other. Evolution science has become the modern religion for many and parralells the same zealotry as religion does(did).

    8. Re:Er, what? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Take any idea and you'll find it's blind adherents. Evolution zealots aren't scientists, despite what they might claim. I guess they'd be better described as evolutionists, analogous to creationists.

      Your idea is interesting. It leads to quite a few complexities though, and doesn't seem to explain any observations better than the standard theory. It still requires all the mechanisms of evolution to go from amino acids in primordial soup to humans and monkeys.

    9. Re:Er, what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1
      It still requires all the mechanisms of evolution to go from amino acids in primordial soup to humans and monkeys
      Yes but thinking about a survival of the fitest mentality, the less complex a process is, the more likley it is to succeed. I belive it would take less theoretical steps to produce two types of monkeys (same species) by evolution then it would to produce monkeys and man from evolution. Extinction is more or less the evolution process taking a non changed life away for the same reasons it caused some of them to change.

      This primortial soup evolution process is refered to as "the bubble theory" in case your interested enough to read about it from someone actualy smart. I think it explains things better because there isn't this whole this had to happen then this had to happen when refering to speciation. It make more secne to me because it is less complex and more probable then populations branching and all.
    10. Re:Er, what? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Well, first people didn't evolve from monkeys that then went on unchanged to the present. The theory is that both present day monkeys and people evolved from a common ancestor that was different from both.

      You'd be right that species branching would be problematic in a uniform environment, but we don't live in one. The idea is that humans evolved the way we did because we're the hominid species that got kicked out of the jungle. Members of the species who could stand upright could see farther on the savanna (not in the jungle) and tool use was more important because open spaces allow bigger faster animals, both prey you have to catch and predators you have to defend yourself from.

      Environments also change. Chances are we didn't actually get kicked out of the jungle, rather our jungle probably turned into plains.

      Parallel evolution from primordial soup to present would require some processes we don't know about to keep things going in such lockstep. We're extraordinarily similar to the other hominids and only slightly less so to everything else.

      Without people coming up with new theories you can't have science either, though.

    11. Re:Er, what? by WedgeTalon · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that (at least according to a quick find) you're the only one to mention Noah. Well, maybe the only who wasn't modded into oblivion or otherwise doesn't appear in the default view. He was my first thought.

      Have you heard about the most recent discovery or what may be Noah's ark? Neat stuff.

    12. Re:Er, what? by plunge · · Score: 1

      In the case of a worldwide flood, though, not only have we not found evidence for it, but overwhelmingly have found a geological record that speaks directly against it.

      "Often it was claimed by some, that certain sites or events given in these histories could not be true, because evidence for them did not exist. However, sometimes much later, such evidence was indeed found."

      As far as I can tell, this common evangelical point has little real truth to it. It mostly derives from the story of a single guy who expected that the Bible would be more fantastical than most people did, and then got overly impressed when some of the CITIES mentioned in the Bible existed. Well, guess what: The DaVinci Code mentions Paris, Pris exists, OMG ITS HISTORY!!!

      People tend to be way way too impressed by correlations with Biblical stories and vague details like geography and then to totally ignore or deny all the evidence we DO have contrary to the Bible's account. There is no particular reason to think that the Bible doesn't reflect an oral history reflecting back on actual events in actual places, but also no reason to think that the stories aren't mythicized in exactly the same way all other cultural traditions' stories are.

      "This mathematical study shows what we all know: Humans reproduce and one couple can, in a surprisingly short time, be the ancestor of everyone on Earth today. What is interesting about this study is that it puts the time back to the days of Noah, from which indeed the biblical record tells us, present day humanity branched out."

      Sigh, no. You've misread the article entirely. I'm sorry, but there were a lot more people alive 4000 years ago than just Noah and his children, and there never was any such era at that point where such a tiny group spread out over a world otherwise devoid of humanity. The last common ancestor of all men, for instance, lived tens of thousands years ago.

    13. Re:Er, what? by plunge · · Score: 1

      It's certainly possible that scientists are defending a dogma. It's happened before. But it is much much more likely that you are simply using that excuse as a cover for why your own arguments don't hold up against theirs. Your account of life simply doesn't fit, and in fact stands in direct contradiction to, all of the evidence found in the natural world.

      Your understanding of speciation and "missing links" also belies a lack of understanding of what evolution is all about. You can call it dogma all you want: but if you get the basic ideas so wrong in the first place, then your criticisms of it are essentially just straw men, and the likihood that your accusation of dogmatism is just your own defense mechanism becomes more likely.

      "It doesn't matter if you still "believe" in evolution but differently then they do."

      In science, it doesn't much matter what you believe. It matters whether your ideas hold up to the evidence. If people are sometimes zealous in smacking down those who just like to make stuff up without bothering to really look at the evidence or do the hard work that evolution does as far as explaining things, then so be it. You can go on and on about faith and dogmatism and any other accusation you want to make. Unless you can come up with some evidential arguments worth a damn, it's all just so much hot air.

    14. Re:Er, what? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....then to totally ignore or deny all the evidence we DO have contrary to the Bible's account.......

      Could you please give some of all that evidence there is that CONTRADICTS any biblical historical accounts?

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    15. Re:Er, what? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....In the case of a worldwide flood, though, not only have we not found evidence for it, but overwhelmingly have found a geological record that speaks directly against it.......

      There is not one place on this entire planet that does NOT have evidence of having been under water at some point in time. Name ONE are where there is no evidence that water covered it at least once. Fossils are found in sedimentary rocks which are formed by water actions. These sedimentary rocks are found on every continent.

      So you would you say that it is impossible for all of humanity to have come from one couple, whether that was through Noah or previously through Adam and Eve? The point is that the time frames cited in the article are amazingly short in comparison the long time spans so often associated with the existence of humans on this earth.

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    16. Re:Er, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't enough water on the entire planet to cover all of the landmasses of the planet. Were there such a flood that water would still be here today. Further there is _no_ evidence in the fossil record of all of the landmasses of the planet being covered by water at the same time. Further my ancestors moved to this continent 20,000 years ago. So if you would please shut up and take your own brand of crazy back to the craphole your ancestors came from that would be great. Thanks.

    17. Re:Er, what? by plunge · · Score: 1

      How about... the age of the earth? The fact that the earth doesn't have corners, and you can't see to the ends of it by standing in a really really tall tower? That there was no global flood or even a local flood of the proportions described in the Bible? That rainbows weren't invented long after light existed? That plants did not exist prior to the sun? And so on.

      What's the use though? If you dead set believe on faith that any text is true, you can always make up ad hoc excuses to explain away any contradiction. That's why the claim that there are no contradictions is so empty: you don't really mean it. Not in the normal sense of the word anyway.

    18. Re:Er, what? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Well, I have to admit it sounded troll-ish after I typed it. It was meant to be informative as the summary completely failed at being anything close to the actual article.

      The meta-moderating only works if people do it... Since I'm very lax at it, I can't really complain if others don't, either.

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    19. Re:Er, what? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "There is not one place on this entire planet that does NOT have evidence of having been under water at some point in time."

      Oh yeah? Prove it. Look into it. Maybe while you're hunting down the understanding on this, you'll come across enough geology to know how silly flood geology really is.

      And regardless, this is a geologically meaningless statement. In geology, we're not talking just space, but time: places move, and each modern day place contains records of past places dating back more than a billion years that may have moved thousands and thousands of miles. What you need is not merely evidence that some places have been under water at some time, but that the entire world was underwater at the same time. And that is simply not what you find when you actually go out and look. The actual geological record is completely inconsistent with that idea from the tinest detail to the grand macro scale to the way all sorts of individual chains of evidence match up.

      "Fossils are found in sedimentary rocks which are formed by water actions. These sedimentary rocks are found on every continent."

      Dude, this is such a kindergarten understanding of geology that it's hard to even know where to start. Yes, fossils are found on every continent, and yes, often water is involved (in fact, most fossils are silt-based marine fossils or chalk bed-type). So? How does this demonstrate that they were all laid down in a single great flood?

      "So you would you say that it is impossible for all of humanity to have come from one couple, whether that was through Noah or previously through Adam and Eve?"

      No, I'm saying that it didn't happen: and it certainly didn't happen 4000 years ago, when there was already human civilization scattered all over the world.

    20. Re:Er, what? by MarkByers · · Score: 1

      People are going round moderating good comments as trolls just because they don't agree with them.

      I think metamoderating doesn't work because there is no feedback that you have done it and no obvious immediate positive effects from doing it. Perhaps you should slowly lose karma if you don't meta-moderate regularly.

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    21. Re:Er, what? by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....The fact that the earth doesn't have corners.....

      The original word translated "corners" comes from a navigational term meaning quadrants, as the earth is still divided by navigators.

      You name just one continent that was NOT covered by water at some time in the past.

      The Bible states in its opening sentence that time, space, matter-energy were all brought into existence out of nothing by God. Scientists have named this event the "Big Bang". God further repeatedly stated after each creation step, that it was "very good". God had made a perfect world, where there was no entropy, decay, death, deterioration, including two perfect humans. Their rebellion against God through unbelief destroyed the then perfect creation. God made some fundamental changes to the laws of physics at that time in order to confine the effects of man's rebellion.

      All science is based on observing through our senses of what exists now, since that fundamental discontinuity. Man has was created perfect and has been DEVOLVING ever since.

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    22. Re:Er, what? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I just find it a serious pain in the butt to read comments that I don't care about on subjects I didn't read in the first place. ;)

      Maybe they should have half as many comments in a meta-mod session and just have twice as many people do it.

      I have to agree with the karma thing, though... I just wish there was a positive reinforcement, rather than negative.

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    23. Re:Er, what? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "The original word translated "corners" comes from a navigational term meaning quadrants, as the earth is still divided by navigators."

      Sorry, no dice. Using a concept from millenia after the text in question was written doesn't work. As with all other cultures at the time, the authors of scriptures thought the world was flat and had real ends. That's why a character in the OT can stand on a tall tower and see all the lands of the earth at once (note: not possible on a globe)

      "You name just one continent that was NOT covered by water at some time in the past."

      This is not only a red herring, but now you've changed what you asked. You originally claimed that EVERY place on earth was under water at some point. Even if that claim wasn't itself irrelevant to proving a global flood, that's not the same thing as asking about parts of contintents. I asked YOU to prove your claim. Can you do it? Or did you just make it up out of some tract you read? Have you actually studied geology at ALL?

      "The Bible states in its opening sentence that time, space, matter-energy were all brought into existence out of nothing by God."

      It doesn't state any such thing, and no such concepts even existed when the text was written. Only trying to read things into it after the fact gets you there. Of course, the Genesis story is just the latest in a whole bunch of related stories that predated it. Originally, it was told about seven generations of gods, not seven days, and the construction of a creature known as Adamah: the man of red dirt who would allow the seventh generation of gods to rest and not be tired unto death by their efforts. Sound slightly familiar?

      "God further repeatedly stated after each creation step, that it was "very good". God had made a perfect world, where there was no entropy, decay, death, deterioration, including two perfect humans. Their rebellion against God through unbelief destroyed the then perfect creation. God made some fundamental changes to the laws of physics at that time in order to confine the effects of man's rebellion."

      Oh, now that's convienient. You've basically retreated into a variant of "last Thursdayism" i.e. the idea that all existence started last Thursady, complete with memories. In other words, its a completely ad hoc belief at allows you can explain away ANYTHING at all... and yet also, you are unable to predict or explain anything yourself because the belief has no boundaries and specifies nothing in particular. Meaning that all claims to the Bible "predicting" anything at all become moot. No matter what the evidence is, you could always claim that it matches the Bible, because you can make up just about anything at all.

      "All science is based on observing through our senses of what exists now, since that fundamental discontinuity. Man has was created perfect and has been DEVOLVING ever since."

      So you claim. Unfortunately, the evidence clearly shows that the Earth is billions of years old, sorry. If your only way out is to claim that anything is possible in order to save your beliefs, then you've basically given up. I could use the same silly line to justify any claim as well.

    24. Re:Er, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Devolving? You mean like living longer, having lower infant mortality rates, being better-educated, and ever more capable of wielding the resources of planet? You mean as opposed to wandering around in a garden sucking off some magical faerie, right? The primitive humans that composed your mythology didn't even have an interesting alternative when compared to the splendor of modern life. Being able to dick around in the forest without having to work was their idea of contentedness. You could do that now, buckwheat.

    25. Re:Er, what? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ......As with all other cultures at the time, the authors of scriptures thought the world was flat and had real ends.....

      Exactly wrong, but the opposite is true. In Job 26:7 we read:

      "He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing."

      (....I asked YOU to prove your claim. Can you do it?.....)

      Nobody can "prove" anything, but I can provide some strong evidence. Have you ever heard of continental drift? Continents not only move horizontally, but also vertically. Even right now, there is enough water in the present oceans to cover the entire globe over 5000 feet if the earth were perfectly smooth. There is evidence that three or four oceans of water are locked up in the layer of the earth named the mantle.

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/1997/12/97121 7071316.htm
      http://www.ldolphin.org/deepwaters.html

      What event might have caused the release of some of this water is unknown, but the Biblical record states: "In the six hundredth year of Noah' life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened." (Genesis 7:11) Did a sudden stress on the planet release some of this underground water onto the surface? No known laws of science PRECLUDE such a scenario. Like a squeezed sponge releases water and then soaks it up again, so too the deep layers of the mantle spewed forth water onto the surface and then later, when the pressure was released, soaked it up again.

      (....no such concepts even existed when the text was written....)

      Exactly true, yet the very first verse of the Bible contains the essential elements of our physical universe: "In the beginning (time) God (the cause) created the heavens (space) and the earth (matter-energy)"

      (....Unfortunately, the evidence clearly shows that the Earth is billions of years old....)

      I was not making any reference to the age of anything. Science can only address what we observe today and how things work now. Somehow we try to explain how things came to be the way they are. You can believe the cosmos created itself, which is absurd, that it has always existed, which modern discoveries showed to be false, or you can hold that a transcendent, eternal Creator is behind the Universe. I happen to believe the latter, but you may believe something else. Anything is indeed possible, but some things are highly improbable. To me, the explanation of an intelligent, powerful creator making a structure such as the human brain is much more probable and believable than any other possibility that does not involve the activity of a mind.

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    26. Re:Er, what? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "Exactly wrong, but the opposite is true. In Job 26:7 we read:"He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing."

      Which could mean almost anything, but certianly doesn't contradict the idea, expressed clearly in the Bible, that one can see all lands by getting to the top of a really tall tower. Again, a ridiculous stretch.

      "Nobody can "prove" anything, but I can provide some strong evidence."

      Were you under the impression that your links did so? Because they didn't. I asked you to back up your assertions, and you compeltely punted. Again: where is your evidence of a global flood? Where is the evidence that the entire world was flooded at the same time. Because there is plenty of evidence that no such thing ever occured.

      "No known laws of science PRECLUDE such a scenario."

      Aside from there being no evidence of either it ever happening, or any process that could cause such a thing to happen?

      "Science can only address what we observe today and how things work now."

      This is a common fallacy. Science can address whatever there is _evidence_ for.

      "Anything is indeed possible, but some things are highly improbable."

      Oh really? But just a little while ago, you were pumping up how the Bible is so deadly accurate. Now you seem to be saying that any claim about anything can be accurate, if you believe it hard enough and invent enough ad hoc explanations. Exactly as I predicted, no less!

    27. Re:Er, what? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ..... where is your evidence of a global flood?.....

      You cannot name one place on this planet that does NOT show evidence that it was under water at some time. This taken together with the FACT that there is still enough water in the oceans today to cover the whole earth to over 5000 feet if the the earth were smooth. This coupled with evidence that there are many oceans worth of water locked up in the mantle, tends to corroborate that such a flood could have indeed have taken place. The evidence shows the amount of water needed to completely flood the earth is certainly still available, even though we as yet don't know a mechanism that could have released this upon the surface. But then, the interior of the earth is less accessible to investigation than the far side of the moon.

      There is other evidence of the consistent ancient legends in diverse cultures of eight people surviving a huge flood. Things have not always been smooth and easy on this planet. There is plenty of evidence of sudden catastrophes of various kinds striking the earth. Meteor strikes, monstrous earthquakes and resulting tsunamis, massive volcanic activity resulting in years without summers and devastating floods.

      It is indeed possible that by the random motions of the air molecules in your room that they could, theoretically all move to one corner, opposite you and you then suffocate. However the probability of this happening is essentially zero because of the large number of such molecules in the room. Now if there were only say a dozen or so, then the probability that these would all be only in one side of the room at a given time is quite high. For two particles it would be 50%.

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    28. Re:Er, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is not enough water to cover the landmasses of the planet, period. You can thaw every ice cap on the planet and there will be land sticking above the water. Looking for magic water in the mantle to explain your irrational beliefs doesn't work. The land of the Earth is not uniformly distributed. It has never been uniformly distributed. That makes no sense geologically, and isn't claimed in the Bible. It would in fact contradict the Bible. Do you have even the faintest idea of what that would even mean with respect to water ways before your precious flood?

      There is absolutely no evidence that the land of the planet has been submerged at the same time, because it hasn't. It doesn't matter if any given piece of land has been under water at _some_ time. It only matters if they have been under the water at the _same_ time, and they haven't.

      Your dad's defective sperm strikes again.

    29. Re:Er, what? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "You cannot name one place on this planet that does NOT show evidence that it was under water at some time. "

      Look, you made this claim: YOU back it up. It's ridiculous to ask me to go chasing down every claim you make just because you can toss off a bunch of stuff really fast. As I noted, the point is irrelevant regardless, since a global requires that every place be under water at the SAME TIME, which clearly is not the case.

      "This coupled with evidence that there are many oceans worth of water locked up in the mantle, tends to corroborate that such a flood could have indeed have taken place."

      No, it doesn't. Do you have any clue how evidence and argument work? Show that it did happen, and disprove all the evidence that it didn't happen. If there was a global flood of such a magnitude as you claim, all sorts of things would have to be true of the geological record. But they aren't. You need to explain that, not just fantasize about how microscropic water molecules embedded in the mantle could be poeticaly imagined to be oceans.

      This is what I don't get about creationists. They want to pretend they are doing science, and they dream up all sorts of claims about how the flood could have happened that seem to them plausible, but then they don't ever sit down and think, like a scientist would, about testing their theories, or about what they would imply or require that we should think about. For instance, if there were oceans under the earth that welled up at one point, there would be necessarily be ample evidence of this event, because it would radically alter the earth's crust in well known ways. Yet none of this is found anywhere. Furthermore, all the physical implications of such an event are simply ignored. If a body of water that deep welled up, it would come out as superheated steam, and as with the laughable water vapor theory, that much water falling would have litterally poached the earth, including Noah.

      "There is other evidence of the consistent ancient legends in diverse cultures of eight people surviving a huge flood."

      But here's the thing: they aren't consistent. They appear only in cultures that lived next to major rivers and flood plains, and they often tell radically different stories: often without boats at all, much less boats full of every animal on earth. More interestingly though is that the particular boat/ark/animal/god saving type story is prevalent largely only in the ME, and versions of it pre-date the noah story, but feature different characters and Gods. So likely we had a myth based off a local flood in the ME that grew in popularity in the region and was incorporated into early Judiac beliefs.

      Of course, worse for the global flood theory is that we have records of civilizations that existed unintterupted by their own total destruction through all the times when the flood was supposedly happening.

    30. Re:Er, what? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....More interestingly though is that the particular boat/ark/animal/god saving type story is prevalent largely only in the ME, and versions of it pre-date the noah story, but feature different characters and Gods.....

      The biggest disagreements of events chronicled in the Bible and what modern science tells us concerns time frames. Many of the same events given times in the hundreds or thousands of years in the Bible, are assigned millions or billions by modern science. The foundational "clock" modern science uses is based upon the forces governing the atom, such as radioactivity. Equations governing the atom always contain a "time" unit. The underlying assumption of modern dating is that this clock and its time units have always been what they are today. There is increasing evidence from physics and cosmology that this may NOT be the case. Biblical time reckoning is based on the motion of the celestial bodies, which is controlled by the force of gravity. The equations of gravity do NOT contain any reference to time.

      There is evidence that all continents were once contiguous as one, and then the breakup occurred. The continents float on the underlying, semi-liquid layers of the Earth and are in fact still moving slowly. According to the Bible the continental breakup occurred at the beginning of the flood and continued for some time afterwards. According to Genesis, the flood marked the beginning of a catastrophic time period for this planet, not only the flood itself, but also the time afterwards such as the destruction of Sodom and Gomorra.

      To people of Bible times and for some still today, genealogies were very important and they tried their utmost to ensure their accuracy. Along with the names, often comments about the meaning of their names and/or events surrounding their lives are also added in these genealogies. One of these rather cryptic entries is that there was a man named "Peleg" (Gen 10:25)which means "divided". An explanation is given that it was during his lifetime "the earth was divided". Although the writers did not know anything about continental drift or plate tectonics, the idea of a divided earth is not unscientifc. The oldest book of the Bible is about a contemporary of that time. In the book of Job are many references to major upheaval phenomena and descriptions of huge creatures with properties very much like what we call dinosaurs today. Was it this one continent, which was at that time "the whole world" that was totally under water for about a year, prior to the breakup into the present configuration?

      Geology is generally considered to be a slowly evolving activity, but cataclysmic events, such as the eruption of Mt. St. Helens in 1982 show that some geologic processes don't take nearly as much time as previously thought. The erosion structures throughout the Toutle River valley at the base of the mountain are miniatures of the same kinds of formations found in the Grand Canyon. Is it then so inconceivable that the Grand Canyon, for example, was not also formed by a cataclysmic event involving huge quantities of water rushing down a formerly peaceful Colorado River?

      We, humans innately, do not like upheaval; personal, political or cosmic. Modern science tends to minimize or totally ignore the large amount of evidence that the earth had a rather violent past or put into a time long before humans existed. The Bible doesn't ignore the violent past, puts humans right in the middle of it and promises an even more violent future, some of it human caused, some of it of earthly and cosmic origin. Do not be so quick to dismiss other voices that tend to go against the prevailing consensus of "accepted" science. Historically it has often been these voices in the wilderness being right after all.

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      All theory is gray
  4. Re:Eww yuck! by BunnyClaws · · Score: 1

    Or am I related to Kevin Bacon? I do find this a very interesting topic. Now it is even possible to have your DNA tested to find what your ethnic ancestory background is. This area of research can go along way into removing a lot of racial prejudice in our society.

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    "Anything tastes good if you deep fry it."
  5. Not me by bsartist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've never been able to trace back any further than 1650 or so. Not that I've tried all that hard - it's at that point where I have to leave the US and travel to England to find more, and that's way beyond my budget. My ancestor arrived in the US not only broke, but in debt - he had to pay for his passage with several years of indentured servitude. Not much has changed...

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    1. Re:Not me by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Same here, it seems if ye do try to track them in England, ye can't because so many Americans' ancestors were weirdos who didn't register their babies with the Church of England.

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    2. Re:Not me by m0nstr42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Same here, it seems if ye do try to track them in England, ye can't because so many Americans' ancestors were weirdos who didn't register their babies with the Church of England.

      But if they left because of debt (referring to the parent), then maybe you can find records relating to the debt that may point to another source which would have genealogically-useful information? The church is pretty good at keeping records, and so are people who are owed significant amounts of money :) Just a thought, I am not a genealogist.

    3. Re:Not me by bsartist · · Score: 1
      But if they left because of debt (referring to the parent), then maybe you can find records relating to the debt
      That's a great idea, and it hadn't occured to me - thank you! I'll definitely try that, if I ever do manage to make the trip.
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      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    4. Re:Not me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be careful... they still may try and collect from you =)

    5. Re:Not me by MMC+Monster · · Score: 4, Funny

      You only had one ancester in the 1600s?

      Maybe you had some others that you haven't found out about yet. :-)

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    6. Re:Not me by feyhunde · · Score: 1

      I'm lucky, my grandmother's father's line is one that kept a family bible and family tree current from just before the first landing in 1633. While most of my family dissolves into the European groups that say, we're Americans, we're not talking about the old country, this tree lets me go back pretty far.

      See, there are certain names that are common and well researched. My great grandpa was a Roger, and can trace it back to John Rogers the martyr, whom many Rogers are descended from. He in turn has a well researched tree and something like his greatX6 grandmother was a british noble. And once you get to a british noble, you can trace a good number of trees back another 1500 years or so.

      Most Europeans that can track back far enough will find a noble, be it via the 6th daughter of a lowest rank, but those are then related to higher nobles, and eventually some king or chief.

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      I'd say more, but my guild is raiding.
    7. Re:Not me by crossmr · · Score: 1

      I get about that far on my mother's side just back into germany. Unfortunately nothing before that. On my fathers fathers side I can only get back about 3 generations and then it gets fuzzy because they don't have any real records there and they think his grandfather may have been part of a press gang.

  6. futurama... by m1ndrape · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm my own grandfather...

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    Donald Ray Moore Jr. (mindrape)
    Suspected Terrorist
    1. Re:futurama... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Kinda reminds me of this Chuck Norris joke:

      Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
    2. Re:futurama... by faraway · · Score: 1

      Touch my lele Prince Albert. My favourite Desert Redneck!

    3. Re:futurama... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I'm my own grandfather...

      So, if I go back in time and shoot your grandfather before you were born ... what happens, exactly?

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    4. Re:futurama... by bsartist · · Score: 1
      So, if I go back in time and shoot your grandfather before you were born ... what happens, exactly?
      Why, he'll go back and knock up his grandmother himself, of course, which would give him an unusual brainwave pattern that would make him the only person on Earth able to resist the invading brain creatures. Haven't you seen Futurama?
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      Lost: Sig, white with black letters. No collar. Reward if found!
    5. Re:futurama... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      you cannot. If it was your actual grandfather, you wouldn't be there to shoot him at the time you shot him. Unless he lived thru the ordeal.

      But, if you could go back into time, and you did meet your grandfather before he sired your birth path, It is likley you might go into a loop were if you shoot him, he dies, you no longer exist so you cannot possible shoot him, so you now exist and have to attempt to take the same path of events that lead you to wanting to shoot him. It is likley even if you went back in time and watched yourself go back in time to shoot your grandfather, you would have no memory of it because it didn't happen when he died and you never existed.

    6. Re:futurama... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      So, if I go back in time and shoot your grandfather before you were born ... what happens, exactly?

      He would be fine if you did it after his mother/father (whichever is appropriate) was conceived.

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      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    7. Re:futurama... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I've got a Prince Albert but it's only a clip on.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    8. Re:futurama... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Choke on that, causality!

    9. Re:futurama... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in this case he is his own grandfather, which complicates matters somewhat. I'm not sure how that would really be possible, since it would be a temporal paradox in its own right. He would have had to already exist in order to go back and impregnate his grandmother so that his father would be born, so as to be born himself in order to go back and ...

      I need another beer.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    10. Re:futurama... by m1ndrape · · Score: 1

      no way...your lele has ulimit cooties on it!

      btw my prince albert is now 000ga

      --
      Donald Ray Moore Jr. (mindrape)
      Suspected Terrorist
    11. Re:futurama... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, lets say we can go back into time. Here is the stickler, If you could go back into time and did do something to change history, your history would be based on that change.

      When a change in history, lets say fry's grandmother becames pregnant, fry existed in the future. This is how he was able to return to the past and get his grandmother knocked up wich guarenteed his existance in hte future. I guess this would indecate that fate is predetermined to a certain extent so if fry never got locked inot the time capsul, he wouldn't have existed.

      I find it easier to belive that an action in history like becoming a mother directly influencing the future like going back in time and becoming a father is easier to produce because a set of events already took place. The imposabilities are when a set of events are removed like his grandmother never getting knocked up in the first place. The probability of someone else fathering his dad down the road is still there so the only differences would be fry's life story. He is his own grandfather and becomes who he is or someone else is his grandfather and he has a different name, IQ, doesn't get locked into a time capsule and doesn't travel back in time to kill his grandfather.

      In the show, Fry was at fault for his grandfathers death so replacing the DNA in the child with DNA from himself only changed the life story of the child. It is likey fry would have been born anyway and just lived a different life.

    12. Re:futurama... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TMI. Look, people here do not even want to know you, let alone what your personal parts has . Now, I will have a horrible vision in my head.

    13. Re:futurama... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Or it is possible that two parallel universes are created in that instant. One where you kill your grandfather and another where he was not killed.

      You were born in the one where your grandfather lived, lived your life, went back, killed your grandfather and returned to the universe where he was killed.

      ---GP---You-------You never return to this time line.
                  / travel back
            KillGP
      ---GPkilled ---- You return to this time line.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  7. Re:Celebrate Diversity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, it's our weakness.

  8. So Python was right? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

    So, this could be true if we changed mother to 'great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-g reat-great-grandmother' ?

  9. What native Tasmanian population? by tetromino · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What population? The were white settlers hunted the Tasmanians down like animals, then herded the last few survivors to a Christian-themed labor camp on a desert island where they succumbed to starvation and disease. The last pure-blooded Tasmanian died in 1876. Her skeleton was put on display in the Tasmanian Museum (as an example of "primitive human") and was finally cremated, over the museum's vehement objections, in 1976.

    1. Re:What native Tasmanian population? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Its nice to see that some people are aware of world history. Truganini was the last Tasmanian.

    2. Re:What native Tasmanian population? by A1rmanCha1rman · · Score: 1

      It is systematic genocides of this nature, carried out over several centuries in diverse parts of the world in Mankind's long history, that make the findings of our genealogy so surprisingly skewed...

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    3. Re:What native Tasmanian population? by aled · · Score: 1

      What do I think of Western civilization?
      I think it would be a very good idea.
      Mahatma Ghandi


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      "I think this line is mostly filler"
    4. Re:What native Tasmanian population? by cammoblammo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Truganini was the last Tasmanian.

      This one really gets Native Tasmanians going. True, there don't seem to be any left of non-mixed descent, but horny white sealers made damned sure the race didn't die out completely. There are still quite a few Tasmanian Aborigines in Tasmania today, and they get really upset when they get told they don't exist.

      A good argument for matrilinealism!

      --

      Cogito, ergo sig.

    5. Re:What native Tasmanian population? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a lie sorry. And all the originators of those stories are furiously denying that they ever said that. Keith Windschuttle might a right wing but he is at least more logical that a slashdotter. He was the only history teacher to bother to read the sources, and discovered that the 60s and 70s authors made up anything they wanted.

    6. Re:What native Tasmanian population? by xerxesdaphat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Um. Ok, next time you're in Australia, for anybody on Slashdot, don't go waving around that name (Keith Windschuttle). He's a highly controversial revisionist historian... along the lines of a Holocaust denier, really. He can say all he likes, really, I have no problem with people saying what they like, but he does say a lot of stupid mixed-up things.
                      I'm sure the politically-correct loonies in the 60s did go a bit overboard from time to time, but Windschuttle goes as far as implying the so-called `Stolen Generation' never took place, and Australia's well documented period of government policy against non-whites (`White Australia Policy') was falsified and exaggerated. He's a parochial, white, right, conservative tosspot of the type that Australia is unfortunately too full of, and a good example of why I got fed up and went home to Auckland where people of all races manage to live quite nicely alongside one another without lynchings or race-riots.

      -Tommi =^_^=

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      The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
  10. Easy to forget by quokkapox · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you don't explicitly document your ancestry, you'll forget it. There are things my parents don't know which my remaining grandparent has long since forgotten. We have family pictures of people we don't know anymore.

    The fact is, we live in the present, and that's what is important. I couldn't care less if your great-great-grandmother was the queen of spain, or if your grandfather's second cousin's dad was a slave. That needn't have any effect on how I interact with you.

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    1. Re:Easy to forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are definitely an American. In Asia you can trace your ancestry back centuries. My wife's family still regularly visits every year the family grave that has ancestors buried who died 400 years ago. The person you are today is an echo of your ancestors and his decisions.

    2. Re:Easy to forget by rinkjustice · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Knowing your past helps understand who you are, and what you'll likely be up against in the future. If, by chance, you suffer from a particular disease or disorder, it's important to know what side of the family you inherited that genetic malady from, and how seriously it affected those ancestors. It helps you feel less weird and alone, and if your ancestors lived to a ripe old age, then that should give you hope for the future.

      It's also "a good thing"TM not to be forgotten forever in time. Your ancestors may have lived intersting lives and have interesting stories to tell. They were likey good people who don't deserve to be sloughed off into distant and lost memory.

    3. Re:Easy to forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An echo is a pale imitation of the original, fading fast from existence to be forever forgotten.

      The past is prologue, the real story is the present. Getting stuck on ancestry is great for people who never do anything for themselves.

    4. Re:Easy to forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need a movement to bring back ancestor worship. I believe it is important to remember our place, and the fact that our culture and/or civilization was created by the collective will of the people who preceeded us. We also need to keep in mind that our culture/civilization is not static, it is constantly evolving. We can affect these changes, and we owe it to the people who will come after us to improve our culture/civilization.

    5. Re:Easy to forget by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      There is, and always has been, a dirth of good, kind, intelligent, or useful people. Sorry; it's a sad fact of reality. Chances are, most of your (and my) ancestors were just "average joes", living a work-a-day life, having unhappy marriages to ugly spouses with frequent fights, and dying with children who have a love/hate relationship with them - if they're lucky.

      Because, if the majority of people were good, they'd not be so quickly forgotten.

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    6. Re:Easy to forget by maraist · · Score: 1

      The person you are today is an echo of your ancestors and his decisions.

      So does that mean you dishonor the 4 billion ancestors that you've forgotten about? While I'm ignorant of ancestrial worship/honoring, I suspect that it's only the ancestors that were famous that people tend to honor (including directly remembered relatives).

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      -Michael
    7. Re:Easy to forget by maraist · · Score: 1

      So far as living to a ripe old age just 'cos your great-grandaddy did? Don't forget, they didn't have McDonalds to deal with.

      You forgot to mention the probability that you will or will not get the gene(s) that let him live to that ripe old age. You could take after your fahter in every way except age expectancy. Especially if the gene is recessive.

      So yeah, gene-screening is much more effective I would guess.

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      -Michael
    8. Re:Easy to forget by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      Just because your ancesters are easy to forget, and genealogical research is hard, doesn't mean it's of no value. Perhaps because it's easy to forget and hard to do, it must be important...

    9. Re:Easy to forget by grolschie · · Score: 1
      If you don't explicitly document your ancestry, you'll forget it.
      Hence, the extremely detailed geneologies from the Torah and other parts of the Old Testament.
    10. Re:Easy to forget by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Knowing your past helps understand who you are - I don't need to know my ancestors to know who I am. The people in the distant past are totally irrelevant, in fact I couldn't care less about them. I know my parents, I only know one grandmother (my mother's mother,) and I have heard some stories of my grandparents and greatgrandparents, and that's about it. Even the greatgrandparents are irrelevant. They don't tell you who you are, you have to figure it out on your own.

  11. Greg Egan wrote a good short story on this in 1995 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    here's the beginning, taken from:
    http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/eBook918.htm

    With hindsight, I can date the beginning of my involvement in the Ancestor Wars precisely: Saturday, June 2, 2007. That was the night Lena dragged me along to the Children of Eve to be mitotyped. We'd been out to dinner, it was almost midnight, but the sequencing bureau was open 24 hours.

    "Don't you want to discover your place in the human family?" she asked, fixing her green eyes on me, smiling but earnest. "Don't you want to find out exactly where you belong on the Great Tree?"

    The honest answer would have been: What sane person could possibly care? We'd only known each other for five or six weeks, though; I wasn't yet comfortable enough with our relationship to be so blunt.

    "It's very late," I said cautiously. "And you know I have to work tomorrow." I was still fighting my way up through post-doctoral qualifications in physics, supporting myself by tutoring undergraduates and doing all the tedious menial tasks which tenured academics demanded of their slaves. Lena was a communications engineer--and at 25, the same age as I was, she'd had real paid jobs for almost four years.

    "You always have to work. Come on, Paul! It'll take fifteen minutes."

    Arguing the point would have taken twice as long. So I told myself that it could do no harm, and I followed her north through the gleaming city streets.

    It was a mild winter night; the rain had stopped, the air was still. The Children owned a sleek, imposing building in the heart of Sydney, prime real estate, an ostentatious display of the movement's wealth. ONE WORLD, ONE FAMILY proclaimed the luminous sign above the entrance. There were bureaus in over a hundred cities (although Eve took on various "culturally appropriate" names in different places, from Sakti in parts of India, to Ele'ele in Samoa) and I'd heard that the Children were working on street-corner vending-machine sequencers, to recruit members even more widely.

    In the foyer, a holographic bust of Mitochondrial Eve herself, mounted on a marble pedestal, gazed proudly over our heads. The artist had rendered our hypothetical ten-thousand-times-great grandmother as a strikingly beautiful woman. A subjective judgment, certainly--but her lean, symmetrical features, her radiant health, her purposeful stare, didn't really strike me as amenable to subtleties of interpretation. The esthetic buttons being pushed were labeled, unmistakably: warrior, queen, goddess. And I had to admit that I felt a certain bizarre, involuntary swelling of pride at the sight of her ... as if her regal bearing and fierce eyes somehow "ennobled" me and all her descendants ... as if the "character" of the entire species, our potential for virtue, somehow depended on having at least one ancestor who could have starred in a Leni Riefenstahl documentary.

    Well worth reading, along with the rest of the stories in the collection "Luminous" by Greg Egan. here's another link to some favourable reviews of his stuff: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/sf/books/e/eg an.htm

  12. Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by ems2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It means when Muslims, Jews or Christians claim to be children of Abraham, they are all bound to be right.
    I know Jews and some Muslims claim to be children of Abraham but I never heard of a group of Christians claiming to be children of Abraham.
    1. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I never heard of a group of Christians claiming to be children of Abraham.

      There ARE hebrew and arabic Chirstians, you know.

      In a way, it's too bad that Mohammad wasn't around when Christ was walking the holy land. If the Prophet of Islam had met Christ, they would probably have formed one relgion instead of two.

    2. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mypalmike · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is a song we sang at a Catholic church when I was a kid:

      Father Abraham had many sons
      And many sons had Father Abraham
      I am one of them
      And so are you
      So let's all praise the Lord.
      Right Arm, Left Arm... (There was some weird "hokey pokey"ish dance aspect to it.)

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    3. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, the Catholic claim to be children of someone they are not...

    4. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Uh... Mohammad's hordes butchered those who wouldn't convert to Islam. Ol' Jesus would have been Halal.

    5. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by ems2 · · Score: 1
      There ARE hebrew and arabic Chirstians, you know.
      but is there is a group of them that make such a claim?
    6. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      The original Christians were effectively converts from Judaism. So therefore wouldn't they also be children of Abraham? Or am I just putting too much logic into something based on faith?

    7. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a way, it's too bad that Mohammad wasn't around when Christ was walking the holy land. If the Prophet of Islam had met Christ, they would probably have formed one relgion instead of two.

      Excuse me? The two religions are not compatible. The only way I can make your statement work is if the "Prophet of Islam" became a Christian.

    8. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Jester998 · · Score: 1

      Never fear. Had the Prophet met Christ, there would only be one of those religions around today -- that whose leader wasn't killed in the ensuing war.

    9. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by wfberg · · Score: 1

      There ARE hebrew and arabic Chirstians, you know.
      To be fair, the grandparent was referring to Jews and Muslims.
      There aren't many Jewish Christians (I think those Jews for Jesus folks are eligible), but I haven't heard of people who claim to be Muslim and Christian at the same time. Are there examples of this?

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    10. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those Christians that are not Jews and ard not Arabs are the adopted children of Abriham.

    11. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by otterpop81 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "... it is not the natural children who are God's children, but it is the children of the promise who are regarded as Abraham's offspring." - Romans 9:8

      Not the acutal decendents of Abraham, but the "Spiritual" children of Abraham.

    12. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jews for Jesus is not a religion in any sense of the world. It is a very tiny group of people using cult-like practices to lure Jews to accept Jesus as the messiah. They primarily prey on college students. "Come join us at our Seder Dinner" and the indoctrination starts from there.

      If the tables were turned and there was a group of "Christians for Jews" (no such group exists or ever existed), and said "Come join us for Christmas Dinner" but started to convert you to Judaism, you would see it as a cult.

      Same thing. Jews for Jesus is a cult and is not recognized by any mainstream denomination as anything but a cult.

    13. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by ds_online · · Score: 1

      well the mormon religion believes they are decendants of abraham :-D, especially decendents of certain forks of the 12 tribs of abraham or of isrial

    14. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by cagle_.25 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Read Galatians 3, then. Christians haved claimed to be adopted children of Abraham from the beginning.

      Therefore, be sure that it is those who are of faith who are sons of Abraham -- Gal 3.7
      and the rest of ch. 3 - 5 give supporting context. Romans 11 is also useful reading for this point.
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    15. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Rob+Bos · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      gaaaaah flashbacks. :( :(

      Christian child's music really does a job of indoctrination.

    16. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Triv · · Score: 4, Funny

      (There was some weird "hokey pokey"ish dance aspect to it.)

      He lets the righteous in,
      He kicks the heathens out,
      He lets the righteous in, and he plops 'em on a cloud
      We do the hokey-pokey to prove we're all devout,
      That's what God's all about.

      --Triv

    17. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I would think it is possible that some followers of suphism may feel they are Muslim and Christian at the same time.

      I am not saying it is the case, just that it would not surprise me.

      I also think that many (and know of at least one) Baha'i would consider themselves Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Bhudist, and possily more.

      I also know a Jew who claims the Jews for Jesus are what Christianity was suppposed to be (though he is not a Jew for Jesus).

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    18. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by raehl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Right Arm, Left Arm... (There was some weird "hokey pokey"ish dance aspect to it.)

      It helps the brainwashing take.

    19. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Informative

      That was never intended to be a genetic claim but a spiritual one. Think of it something like adoption.

    20. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Khomar · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Never fear. Had the Prophet met Christ, there would only be one of those religions around today -- that whose leader wasn't killed in the ensuing war.

      I found your comment somewhat comical considering that Jesus did die. Not from a war, but because he allowed the leaders of his day capture and crucify him. He then rose from the dead which marked the beginning of Christianity. Given his teaching, the Christians would not have been the ones fighting the war.

      If the proposed situation did occur, the muslims would have probably attacked the Christians (just as the Romans did), but the Christian church has always grown the fastest when it has been under the greatest persecution. Net result: the large Christian church you see today. Just because one side can kill better than the other does not mean that the more peaceful side will not win in the end.*

      * Admittedly, many people have used the name of Christ to justify their wars (just as people always some kind of justification for what they want to do that is wrong), but I think you would find that very rarely was it truly done in the name of Christ and in keeping with His teachings.

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    21. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Bohemoth2 · · Score: 1

      As i understood it, jews are(were?) one of the children of Abraham therefore cristians are too by default.

    22. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has the Catholic church yet formally apologized and made reparations to the sons that Father Abraham "had"?

    23. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In a way, it's too bad that Mohammad wasn't around when Christ was walking the holy land. If the Prophet of Islam had met Christ, they would probably have formed one relgion instead of two.

      Either that, or Christ would have raised an army and attempted to "liberate" Muhammed, who would proceed to strap a bomb to himself and destroy them both. Then, they'd have formed NO religions...

      Which occasionally seems like a nice idea :P.

    24. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      Well, I do not know about modern church leaders, but I am quite sure that Christ and Mohammad would both be wise enough to come to a common ground if they met. After all they seemed to have the same god. It is just that that god had different plans of life for different geographical areas. I mean, what is the point of preaching about means of survival on an iceberg when your people are in a dessert?

      It is just now both religions have gone global, which they were not designed to do. Covering your face works well in a dessert storm, but is quite useless in forrests of central europe.

    25. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by xoyoyo · · Score: 1

      All of them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam - Jesus is one of the prophets recognised by Islam as precursors of Muhammed.

      And Christianity is an Abrahamic religion, if that's what you mean by "Children of Abraham", in that it accepts the laws of Abraham. Neither Christianity or Islam are religions based on ethinicity though, so if you're thinking of actual lineage, no such luck.

    26. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by alexo · · Score: 1, Funny


      > [...] the Christian church has always grown the fastest when it has been under the greatest persecution.

      Strange, I always thought that the Christian church has grown the fastest when it was doing the persecution.

    27. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Well since Christianity is a splinter off of Judaism...

    28. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Dlugar · · Score: 1

      I sang the same song at bible camp. Same tune (and actions) as "Mother Gooneybird had many chicks", for those of you familiar with that "hokey pokey"ish song.

      Dlugar

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    29. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1
      After all they seemed to have the same god.


      No, they don't. Jesus IS God incarnate. Islam does not believe this; they believe Jesus was just a prophet.
    30. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by arth1 · · Score: 1
      Excuse me? The two religions are not compatible. The only way I can make your statement work is if the "Prophet of Islam" became a Christian.


      It should really be unneccesary to say, but to me it looks like you are unaware that Jesus is a "Prophet of Islam". Next time you talk to a moslem, ask about the prohpet Isu.

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    31. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, are we both talking about the Mohammad who signed a 10-year piece treaty with the people of Mecca and then invaded them two years later, slaughtering any who refused to convert to Islam? Somehow I can't see him finding much common ground with a rival prophet...

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    32. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by radtea · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because one side can kill better than the other does not mean that the more peaceful side will not win in the end.

      The Gnostics might disagree with you there. Early Christianity, which took on recognizable form some decades after Jesus' death, had a variety of factions. Some were more peaceful than others. The most violent, autocratic and centralized one prevailed through the use of armed force.

      Christianity became a successful religion only because of its follower's willingness to use violence to capture, torture and kill their opponents. By infiltrating the halls of power and gaining influence over the secular means of repression they were able to extend their reach even further.

      Buddhism, in contrast, is a genuinely peaceful religion, and has never succeeded in displacing Hinduism.

      In either case, if Mohammed and Jesus had met each other they would almost certainly have hated each other. The world only has room for so many charismatic megalomaniacs at once. Furthermore, comparing Jesus and Mohammed isn't really fair: comparing Paul and Mohammed would be closer. They both founded universal, evangelical religions. Jesus saw himself as a Jewish prophet of a Jewish god to the Jewish people, which is no surprise because that's what he was.

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    33. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't remember it that way... but my memomy ain't all that great either.

    34. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buddhism's goal is not to displace Hinduism or any other religion. Buddhism sees the value of spirituality, no matter the practice.

    35. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1
      Jesus saw himself as a Jewish prophet of a Jewish god to the Jewish people, which is no surprise because that's what he was.


      Um, no. He knew who he was; He showed and proclaimed many times that he was God incarnate. Also, many of His miracles were of a nature that only the God and Creator of the universe could do.

    36. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Do you believe in leprechauns and the easter bunny, too?

    37. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1
      It should really be unneccesary to say, but to me it looks like you are unaware that Jesus is a "Prophet of Islam". Next time you talk to a moslem, ask about the prohpet Isu.


      My point exactly. They only recognize Jesus as a prophet. To Christians, Jesus is not just a prophet. He is God himself, in the form of a man, who lived a perfect and holy life, died in our place (paying the price of justice for our sin) and then rose again from the dead. To gain eternal life, all that one must do is accept the gift that Jesus provided and follow Him. Nothing else.

      Islam does not recognize the diety of Jesus, and place many other rituals that are required to gain eternal life.

      The beauty of Christianity is that there is nothing that we can do do gain eternal life; all of our efforts fall short. It is only by the grace and gift of God that we can gain eternal life - a freely given gift that we can never deserve nor gain on our own. And all we have to do is accept it.
    38. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by a.d.trick · · Score: 1
      In a way, it's too bad that Mohammad wasn't around when Christ was walking the holy land. If the Prophet of Islam had met Christ, they would probably have formed one relgion instead of two.

      I don't think so. To Mohammad, Jesus's statements that he was the 'Son of God', 'one with the Father', and that he could forgive sins (something only God could do) would have been blasphemous and outrageous. A modern parellel to Jesus would be something like guy with a PhD who hung out with sleezy people and proclaimed to the the second incarnation of Christ. We'd send him straight to a hospital for 'special' people. Mohammad's message was a lot more acceptable and apart from his numerous wives he lived a fairly normal life. There's a reason Jesus was crucified and Mohammad was not.

    39. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Also, many of His miracles were of a nature that only the God and Creator of the universe could do.

      I'm curious how you know that. Taking for granted that he did it, do you know how he managed it? You know the functioning of the miracle mechanism and know that there's no way a non-Creator could use it? I wasn't aware that there were Biblical passages explaining it, and if there are, I'd like to read them. 1 Jimmy 12's, "God, and only God, can do cool stuff," doesn't count. If the miracle mechanism has no bugs that someone else could use to duplicate fish, I'm sure the Bible wouldn't hesitate to publish the specs rather than BC-Jimmy's benchmark results.

      That paragraph meandered a little bit, so I'll re-state the question: How do you know only the Creator can do those things?

    40. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1

      The Christian claim to being "Sons of Abraham" is ideological, not genetic- which confused the heck out of me after singing "father Abraham had many sons, many sons had father Abraham, I am one of them, and so are you" a million times in Sunday school.

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    41. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by ichthus · · Score: 1

      "Jews for Jesus is a cult and is not recognized by any mainstream denomination as anything but a cult.

      I just call them Christians.

      What do you mean by indoctrination, anyway? Sharing your ideas? Stating things as you see them? By that logic, you're indoctrinating everyone who reads your post.

      Just because it's religious in nature, it's not, prima facie*, indoctrination.


      (*Invoking a Latin phrases always makes your /. post more legitimate.)

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    42. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1
      Same here, but in Sunday School at a Baptist church.

      Must be one of those non-denominational songs. :)

      Father Abraham...had many sons.
      Many sons had Faaather Abraham.
      I am one of them. And so are you.
      So LET'S all PRAISE the LORD.

      Right arm. Left arm. Right foot. Left foot. Chin up. Turn around. SIT DOWN!
    43. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by rp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read about the Crusades, in which "noble" men came to the holy land to massacre people and honestly believed that every kill was an act of redemption (as I happened to read earlier today).

      The Christian church usually grows fastest when backed by those in power, e.g. when important leaders convert to Christianity (emperor Constantine, Chlodwig of France, etc.), or when Christian invaders enslave (Africa), suppress (Latin America) or annihilate (Northern America) the non-Christian population.

      It's all well to take Jesus as an example, but you can't generalize from his life to how Christianity fares in general.

    44. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Khomar · · Score: 1
      How do you know only the Creator can do those things?

      I believe I understand what the parent poster was trying to say. Jesus performed miracles that no other prophet had been able to perform, and this was a sign that He was in fact the Messiah. For example, considering the reaction of the disciples in Mark 4:26-41:

      And leaving the crowd, they took him with them in the boat, just as he was. And other boats were with him. And a great windstorm arose, and the waves were breaking into the boat, so that the boat was already filling. But he was in the stern, asleep on the cushion. And they woke him and said to him, "Teacher, do you not care that we are perishing?" And he awoke and rebuked the wind and said to the sea, "Peace! Be still!" And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm. He said to them, "Why are you so afraid? Have you still no faith?" And they were filled with great fear and said to one another, "Who then is this, that even wind and sea obey him?"

      Who else could control the weather like this -- taking a severe storm and turning into a peaceful calm instantly by spoken command? This was a sign of diety in their minds, and I would say that most of us would probably be thinking along the same lines as well. While there is no law stating such things, only God, the creator and maintainer of our universe, would have the power to calm the sea. Even our advanced technology is completely dwarfed by the power of the sea.

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    45. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Just as one example; The Old Testament has many verses that indicate that only God can control the wind and the seas. The Jews of that day knew these verses well. When Jesus calmed the storm, those around him were terrified, as they recognized that only God had the authority to tell the storm to "Be Still". He didn't tell it to be still in someone elses name, or pray to God to make it still. He commanded it himself.

      Not to mention the whole resurrection thing.

      Of course, at some point, it still boils down to Faith.

    46. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 'normal life' which included signing a 10-year piece treaty with the people of Mecca and then invading them two years later, slaughtering any who refused to convert to Islam? Somehow I doubt this was normal, even then.

    47. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Prophet of Islam"? No such thing in the strictest sense. Or did you mean "false prophet"? Easy mistake to make.

    48. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, at some point, it still boils down to Faith.

      Fair 'nough.

    49. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

      There are Christians who don't believe in Trinity.

    50. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, are we both talking about the Mohammad who signed a 10-year piece treaty with the people of Mecca and then invaded them two years later, slaughtering any who refused to convert to Islam? Somehow I can't see him finding much common ground with a rival prophet...

      Yep, yep, yep. That's the one. He was also a child-molester and a sicko-pervert who had sex with old ladies. Plus he LOVED to torture people captured in battle. Oh God! jeeze, Raven you make my nards hard with this stuff, I bet yours are too!

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    51. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....He showed and proclaimed many times that he was God incarnate......

      He did indeed! He proved who He claimed to be by rising from the dead. ALL the other founders of religions are DEAD. They don't even CLAIM the miracle of resurrection, let alone actually do it. If anyone wants to follow the one true religion, worship and become obedient to the only One who is ALIVE still today, not someone whose bones are revered, moldering in some tomb. Anyone who follows the dead ones will eventually join those dead ones in waiting for the last judgment, but the one who follows and obeys Jesus Christ will meet the living Lord. Every person on this planet can choose to be dealt with according to God's justice or His mercy, as offered through Jesus alone. I hope that some who read this will believe and choose mercy, as I have.

      The study shows that our common ancestor goes back to the time of Noah, just as it is written in the holy book, the Bible.

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    52. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....Jews for Jesus is a cult and is not recognized by any mainstream denomination......

      Luther and Wesley were also looked at as heretics by the then existing religious establishment. They started two mainstream denominations. Jesus Himself was accused of being demon possessed by the religious leaders of His day. Jews for Jesus are merely Jews who happen to believe that Jesus is the one their prophets wrote about, the Messiah and Savior of not only Jews, but Gentiles as well. They happen to proclaim this truth to other Jews in some unconventional ways.

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    53. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read up on the history of the Crusades, and you'll find a different picture. Yes, some of the crusaders thought they were doing the right thing. Most were doing it because crusaders got benefits in this world (like indulgences for any sin committed while crusading). But beyong the actual crusaders, look at the people who actually called the crusades. They were all called for political reasons, not theological. The important thing to remember when considering the Roman Catholic Church, particularly during the time of the Holy Roman Empire, is that it is not a religious body, it is a religious body and a political one, possibly the most powerful political body of its time.

      As the original poster said, many use Jesus' name to support their agendas, but their agendas rarely follow his teaching (see also the England/Ireland dispute; a political sovereignty dispute that many people now use as an example of how religion causes nothing but trouble).

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    54. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Christianity became a successful religion only because of its follower's willingness to use violence to capture, torture and kill their opponents. By infiltrating the halls of power and gaining influence over the secular means of repression they were able to extend their reach even further.

      You have it around the wrong way. Christianity in general spread first to a region, then ambitious political men rode it to try and achieve their own agendas. Trying to force religion on a population against their will is an act of futility. Most of the violence you're talking about (the notable incidents are the various crusades and the Spanish inquisition) were fueled by politics, with a Christian sugar-coating to stop people complaining about them.

      Also, assuming the current records of Jesus' words are reasonably accurate (and if you have any that are more accurate I'd like to know) it's certain that he did not see himself as a prophet to the Jewish people. In Matthew, for instance, in what is known as the Great Commission, Jesus tells his disciples "therefore go and make disciples of all nations". His dealings with other people (say, the Samaritan woman at the well) also make it clear that his message is not exlusively for Jews, although his personal ministry was generally in Israel, and hence, he had a largely Jewish audience.

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    55. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WONDERFUL stereotyping you've got going on there. Care to share any insights on racial minorities while you're at it?

    56. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by eluusive · · Score: 1

      Very funny. I can appreciate a good joke. I hope that isn't how you really feel though. If so, you might read through Luke and, if you have some extra time, John. They give you a much better picture of what God is all about than the catholic church might have you think.

    57. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Gnostic+Ronin · · Score: 1

      http://www.weatherwars.info/index.php Aparently the Yakuza are gods then.

    58. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints do.

    59. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Slashdot: Serious Business

    60. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Mohammed would have been disgusted by Christ's weak "why can't we all just get along" teachings, and would have probably chopped off his head. Islam is 100% incompatible with Christianity, or any other religion for that matter.

    61. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean the Crusades that were caused by Muslims taking over the Holy Land and then pushing towards Europe? Also, as far as I know, slavery was in effect long before Whitey found Africa, so it's not like they invented it.

      Of course, we must also make a distinction between a Christian person doing something, and a Christian person doing something because of Christianity.

    62. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Das+Modell · · Score: 1
      Well, I do not know about modern church leaders, but I am quite sure that Christ and Mohammad would both be wise enough to come to a common ground if they met.

      No. They represented mutually exclusive ideologies.

      After all they seemed to have the same god.

      No. Allah is a barbaric God of War, while Christianity's God is not. They are not similiar at all, so obviously they can't be the same God.

      It is just that that god had different plans of life for different geographical areas. I mean, what is the point of preaching about means of survival on an iceberg when your people are in a dessert?

      Why would a religion be limited to a geographical area? Did you just make that up?

      It is just now both religions have gone global, which they were not designed to do. Covering your face works well in a dessert storm, but is quite useless in forrests of central europe.

      Uh, I don't think Muslim women cover their faces because of a sand storm...

    63. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Christianity never claims to be a splinter off of Judaism, but rather the fulfillment of Judaism...
      Spoken by Jesus, Mathew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to FULFIL."

      Jesus taught that he was the fulfilment of the Law and of Judaism, not that the old way was wrong and should be destroyed. Everything from the old religion was still correct, but most of it transformed into being symbolic through him rather than literal.

    64. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Triv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      oh. my. god. Or rather, apparently, yours.

      It was a joke. It was funny. I dare you to find a situation where god leading a spectacular, heavenly rendition of the Hokey Pokey ISN'T funny.

      Chill, dude. Seriously. You're gonna give yourself an aneurism if you're not careful.

      Triv

    65. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plunge · · Score: 1

      Could only God claim that they were done? Because... that's all we got.

    66. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plunge · · Score: 1

      I've always found this immensely amusing. Christianity is premised on a full-scale hijacking of Judiasm: what the Jews, with a fair amount of justice, feel is a grotesque mangling and juvenilely poor reading of Scripture. But of course, Christians disagree. Then along comes Mormons, or Muslims, who basically do Christianity the same thing: build something new and probably incompatible on top of it. And the Christians actually scream bloody murder about how illegitimate this all this... despite their whole religious being premised on the same trick.

    67. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Darby · · Score: 1



      Um, no. He knew who he was; He showed and proclaimed many times that he was God incarnate. Also, many of His miracles were of a nature that only the God and Creator of the universe could do.


      Ummm, no. The whole deity part was added much much later than the alleged time of Jesus.
      The fact that there is *no* legitimate evidence that there ever was a Jesus at all is a completely separate fact.
      If you're going to buy in to a religion, at least have the decency to research it a bit first. I mean seriously, you're claiming to speak for god and you can't even bother to look into what he did or didn't say?!?

    68. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? The two religions are not compatible.

      Yes, they are. They're both religions where a non-jewish prophet brought a message of the God of Abraham to share with all the world. They both are relgions that teach peace and service to God, while attracting some truly wacko nutjobs.

      They're only incompatible in the factual differences (was J.C. God? Was Mohammad a prophet?), not the ethics nor the worldview beyond said differences.

    69. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Xenographic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Buddhism, in contrast, is a genuinely peaceful religion, and has never succeeded in displacing Hinduism.

      I take it you've never heard of the Sohei ...

    70. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Darby · · Score: 1

      To gain eternal life, all that one must do is accept the gift that Jesus provided and follow Him. Nothing else.

      The beauty of Christianity is that there is nothing that we can do do gain eternal life; all of our efforts fall short. It is only by the grace and gift of God that we can gain eternal life - a freely given gift that we can never deserve nor gain on our own. And all we have to do is accept it.



      And it's never once struck you as ridiculous that an all powerful being has *nothing* better he can come up with to forgive us for the heinous crime of acting in accordance with how he made us than to believe some silly story which we are fully capable of tracing the origin of to completely different sources?!?

      Seriously, do you worship a god or a petulant 6 year old?

    71. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Islamic belief and the sayings of Muhammad (p), he did meet Jesus Christ the son of Mary the Messiah in the heavens when he went on the Miraj. In the Quran Allah states that he will soon return Christ to the world, and Muhammad foretold of this and added details. When Christ returns, according to Classic Fundamental Islam, it will be incumbent on every Muslim to follow and obey him, and that Christ will rule with the Quran. The Prophet Muhammad clearly stated that Jesus was a brother in faith and that one of his missions from Allah was to clear the falseness attributed to Christ.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_view_of_Jesus

      The Muslims do not believe that Christ was divine or ever claimed to be. The Muslims do not believe that Christ is the son of God, nor that he ever claimed to be, nor the Trinity. There were many Christians of long ago that also believed this and when Muhammad came believed in him and became Muslim. The Christians that remained were more the Roman persuasion who had mixed Roman paganism with what Christ brought. That is what is called Christianity today.

    72. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by volatilises · · Score: 0

      Re your signature: "It is a statistical certainty (p 10e-11) that there are innocent people being held at Guantanamo Bay."

      It is also a certainty that 10e-11 is equal to 1e-10.

    73. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      christianity became successful because romans were so impressed at how devout christians would allow themselves to be eaten by lions in public rather than renounce their faith. this was the same display that i beleive eventually led an emperor to convert and take the whole empire with him. and *that* is why christianity is so damned big today.

    74. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Bluude · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yep, good old Nero the antichrist, known for his mark of 666 (or 616 depending on the Greek translation), should have not been so hard on the Christians.
      I wonder how different the world would be had Christianity and eventually Islam had not caused the Roman empire to implode upon itself, and burned or destroyed anything that argued against the agreed upon tenants of the Abraham religions.
      What a waste. :(
      Jesus and Mohammad suck. Stop worshiping them and maybe we will finally be able to create our own utopia while we are alive, and not just hope we end up in one when we die.

    75. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the whole resurrection thing.

      No offense, but that seems like a pretty hefty breach of logic. God is eternal and undying, isn't he? How can God be resurrected? He would certainly need to die in the first place, but I'm really quite sure that God is immortal. So, some other fellow was brought back from the dead (if such a thing occurred), and I suspect it was probably God that did it if that is the case.

      Was God also in God-ly form while Jesus walked the earth? That doesn't seem too plausible... There'd be two Gods then, or maybe the J-Man was just sort of a holy avatar? Then again, we're all just divine material imbued with the spark of life given to us by God, so I guess that makes us all sort of holy avatars...

      What happened to Jesus after the resurrection, anyway? Did he rise to heaven? Did he just sort of hang around like Ben Kenobi? Maybe he died again... Now that'd be a trick - dying twice. How much must God hate a man to not only make him live twice, but die twice as well.

      Inquiring minds really do want to know.

    76. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Could only God claim that they were done? Because... that's all we got.

      We have the testimony of many eye witnesses who recorded their experience, and most of whom later died under perscution for their beliefs. If it didn't happen, why did so many die proclaiming they saw these things? Pretty stupid to die proclaiming first hand witness of these things if one didn't actually witness them.

      I can't speak for you, but I also have my own experience that comes from faith.

    77. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Could only God claim that they were done? Because... that's all we got.

      methinks you need to do more research before ridiculing what you clearly don't understand. Jesus clearly claimed to be Messaih and also clearly showed that Messaiah had to be more than just a man. He also claimed the diety by the words "I AM" which was the name God gave when Moses asked. There's plenty more.

      Also, there's plenty of evidence that Jesus existed. Probably the most historically accepted text comes from the Jewish historian Josephus.

      Nice troll.

    78. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Yes it is an unfortunate pattern, but your argument doesn't prove anything. It merely shows a pattern.

      Jesus fulfilled the prophecies of the Old Testament, and we do not reject its teachings, and hold both the Old and New Testaments in their entirety to be the complete word of God. Islam and Mormon depreciate the value of these in favor of their own texts.

    79. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1
      Seriously, do you worship a god or a petulant 6 year old?


      Ironic that this sounds more childish.

      To answer your other questions would take a lot more time to explain, but it does make perfect sense to those who believe. Your lack of understanding comes from not understanding the immensity of who God is - His holiness, justice, love, mercy... He gave us free will, but it comes at a price.

      Think with me a minute. If there is an all powerfull God, would it not be too much to assume that he knows a lot more than us, and may have motives that are vastly beyond our understanding?

      If you are truly interested in understanding, let me know... but I sense that you are just trolling.
    80. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by mortonda · · Score: 1
      Inquiring minds really do want to know.


      Even Wikipedia can answer that one... Although there's a few parts I disagree with in that article.
    81. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by FullMetalAlchemist · · Score: 1

      The Gospel of St.Thomas is considered to be the most accurate recordings of Jesus teachings.

    82. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Who else could control the weather like this

      Well, Moses must have been God, since who else could have parted the Red Sea?

    83. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      By who?

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    84. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      He's alive today? Where is he then?

      Sorry, you really expect me to believe the drunken ramblings of someone in mourning that they saw a resurrected Jesus ascend into the clouds after finding out someone had broken into his tomb and fed his dead rotting corpse to the dogs?

      The bible is just a book, you know.

    85. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by the_womble · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Christianity became a successful religion only because of its follower's willingness to use violence to capture, torture and kill their opponents


      Christianity had already spread through the Roman Empire before Constantine's conversion.


      Buddhism, in contrast, is a genuinely peaceful religion


      Really? Buddhists ahve historically fought holy wars, and persecuted other religions (for example Japanese Christians were forced into hiding.


      Even now arson attacks on churches are frequent in Sri Lanka.

      Mohammed and Jesus had met each other they would almost certainly have hated each other


      Jesus fairly consistently preached against hating anyone - even when Jewish tradition permitted it.

    86. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by ems2 · · Score: 1

      No they weren't. They were Roman converts and to a lesser degree the Greeks.

    87. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Read about the Crusades, in which "noble" men came to the holy land
      >>to massacre people and honestly believed that every kill was an act
      >>of redemption (as I happened to read earlier today).

      Most people think the Crusades were started in response to the Muslim capture of Jerusalm.

      On the contrary.

      A quick background to the Crusades:
      1) Muslims took over Jerusalem in 638.
      2) There was no reaction from the Western world as the arabs allowed Christians to come to Jerusalem to worship.
      3) Four hundred years later Arabs start massacring westerners coming to worship, and burn the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
      4) The Western World gets pissed off about these acts of (essentially) terrorism and marches to Jersusalem, slaughtering most anyone in their way.

      It's not a proud history, but it's hardly the unprovoked attack by the Western World you get in history classes these days (if it gets taught at all, and not just hand-waved as an example of how Christianity is evil).

      A common argument by the politically correct crowd goes something like, "If something isn't perfect, then it is wrong." There were atrocities on the parts of the crusaders, but if the same thing happened today -- suppose terrorists started murdering every person that drove along a road in the desert -- what else would you do? Sit back and watch? Or would you send in armed forces?

      I have no use for pacifists. Sometimes military force is necessary, and the ongoing slaughter of civilians is one such time.

    88. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by FullMetalAlchemist · · Score: 1

      Scientist.

      Since the New Testament is much newer than the Gospel of St. Thomas, and (for obvious reasons) has remained unmodifed through the time(unlike the New Testament) it is not an assumption, but a fact.

      The reason the Gospel of St. Thomas has been rejected by the church is because; literaly; Jesus stated that a church is no more sacred than an outhouse, a stone or even a turd from a dog.
      Please note that Jesus wasn't as negative as it sounds, he just admired everything; everthing was just as sacred as another.
      This is what made him a humble, loving and caring man.

      Naturally, christans normally reject the Gospel of St. Thomas; but then, they aren't really followers of the words of Jesus now, are they...

    89. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Firstly, accuracy is not a function of age. If you have many independant documents that say the same thing, and one that dissents, it is more likely that the many agreeing documents are more accurate, regardless of chronology.

      Secondly, the Gospel of Thomas is not necessarily the earliest Gospel. The site you linked references it's date of authorship as somewhere between 50-140 AD, with a confidence of 60%. The Gospel of Mark it lists as between 65-80 AD, with a confidence of 80%. Note also that the Gospel of Thomas is based on three fragments, and one complete text. The complete text is dated at around 350 AD. Compare this to the canon, where we have whole New Testament manuscripts dating from circa 200 AD.

      Thirdly, most protestant Christians would agree with you that a church (as in, the physical building) is not sacred. Have a look at the effects of the protestant reformation in England. In protestant theology, the word "church" is used to refer to the body of believers, rather than the building in which you meet.

      Fourthly, how has the New Testament been "modified throughout time"? As I stated previously, we have complete manuscripts of the New Testament dating from the third century. Despite what some people seem to believe, the modern translations of the Bible aren't translations upon translations. The NIV is not a translation of the King James. Each translation is a translation from the original Biblical language, from whatever source was most reliable at the time. If you claim that this "editing throughout history" was done in the two-hundred years or so between the event and the authorship of the oldest manuscript, then that accusation can just as easily be levelled at any other text from the period you care to name, including the Gospel of St Thomas.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    90. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because people are stupid and die for inane causes all of the time. In fact it's a pretty common male failing to die for an inane cause. Further you don't actually know that any of the apostles existed. There is no record of any of them having lived except for the Bible, which is a complete mongrel text of mistranslation. Do you have any idea how many religious people purportedly die for their beliefs? Huh? Any clue whatsoever? It's a large pile of corpses, Tex. Seeing as your ilk have put a good number of them into the ground, you should be more aware that argument by persecution only makes sense to the batshit crazy.

      What you have is a form of brain damage. Some genetic deficiency carried by members of our species that inhibits proper inferential reasoning. It's fairly common, like most forms of stupidity.

    91. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Josephus wasn't even alive. That's quite a miracle. Especially considering the only reference to Jesus outside of Joseph in the writings of Josephus was added over two hundreds years later. Apparently you're the one in need of a history lesson.

    92. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us all know when you get around to reading The Kings of Britain so we can see your intense belief that King Arthur nearly conquered the Roman Empire. Then later you can extole the virtues of Roland, after catching up with all of the other freshman English majors. You'll really like Roland, he was another fictional Christian martyr.

    93. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Muslim, Christian, Mormon, and Jewish deity are one in the same. All that differs is the particular claims as to how to worship that deity and which batshit stories to believe. They are the same necessarily, because Christianity and Islam are both Jewish cults, and Mormonism is a Christian cult. Honestly, the Old Testament makes said deity look a lot more like a prick than the Qu'ran. Try reading it sometime. While you're at it you can read the Qu'ran too. And to be fair the Jews don't particularly want you or the Muslims claiming to speak for their deity. Do them a favor and make your own up.

    94. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one cares what Christianity claims. Christinaity is a Jewish cult started by a Jew. It is a splintering of the Jewish faith. Jews recognize that Jesus never fulfilled the role of messiah and continue on with their daily worship biding their time. They didn't all say, "Wow, look, Jesus is teh chozen one!!!111" Judaism still exists. Probably the only reason Christianity obtained any success was that unlike Judaism it was open to the Gentiles. If Jesus's following were made up only of Jews the religion would have died ages ago. Like so many other cults have. There aren't too many Davidians running around these days, are there? Who knows, maybe in two thousand years they'll tell stories of how David rose from the grave.

    95. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A merciful deity would punish none, or at least never punish severely. Your god damns non-believers regardless of the lives that they live. Not especially merciful. Not particularly loving at all. It's not even free will. Which is fine since free will is nonexistent. Human cognition is the result of genetic and environmental factors well outside of the control of the indvidual. It was no more your choice to be a sap than it's a schizophrenic's choice to hear things that aren't really there. The mind is just another organ, susceptible to defects, trauma, disease, and so forth. Your holy, loving, absentee god could do much to provide free will if it were extant. Either it's taking a vacation or free will isn't really that important.

    96. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "We have the testimony of many eye witnesses who recorded their experience, and most of whom later died under perscution for their beliefs."

      No, we don't. We have tracts about these things, but little in the way of evidence of any of these stories, or even that the people who wrote them down knew anyone in them: almost every single one of those stories is apocryphal with mythic overtones. Even if the latter were true, people die for all sorts of mutually contradictory beliefs all the time (and we have no way of knowing exactly what beliefs anyone died for), sometimes ones that are flat out wrong, even if the people do believe them. If you want to claim that this is good evidence for Christianity, then you must also accept the beliefs about miracles and martyrdom for any number of other sects and cults throughout history. Hell, people died proclaiming all sorts of bizarre beliefs ROUTINELY in those times. It was a dark and superstitious age.

      The only first person account we have for sure is Paul, and interestingly, Paul not only wasn't a witness to anything, but he doesn't mention any of these supposedly key miracles at all (in fact, he is particularly conspicuous in that he doesn't mention these things even in places where they would lend support to his arguments). He claims that Christ came to him in a vision after he was dead. Well, my dog Chips did that too. If I was a superstitious dude in a confused and backward age I might run around following and talking to visions too.

      "If it didn't happen, why did so many die proclaiming they saw these things? Pretty stupid to die proclaiming first hand witness of these things if one didn't actually witness them."

      There is no evidence of exactly what anyone died proclaiming, or even that they knew of what would be written in the Gospels about what Jesus had supposedly done that they supposedly had died believing. Again, if these are the extremely lax historical standards you want to use, then you must accept any number of other mutually contradictory religions and beliefs that all make these sorts of claims. Unfortunately, all the blather about how "well, Christianity is the only religion that..." is just that: blather. Iterant preachers with virgin births performing wonders and getting in trouble and getting killed and their followers trying to carry on afterwards were a dime a dozen. Hell, we have David Blaine and John Edward and Benny Hinn running around TODAY for goodness sakes.

      But few of these things even hit the plausibility meter. In Matthew, there is a tossoff line about how when Jesus died, tons of holy men BROKE OUT OF THEIR TOMBS AND WANDERED AROUND APPEARING TO PEOPLE. Now, frankly, if that sort of thing happened, don't you think it would deserve more of a mention... somewhere? Even just the empty tombs: if there had been a mass grave robbing, you'd think that it would have been mentioned somewhere. Something more would have come of it. But no. Matthew doesn't even tell us what happened to any of these zombies. It's just yet another tossoff mythical detail meant to wow the crowd with how cool their religion's founder is. No doubt nnot even just made up deliberately, but thrown in as some rumor somebody's cousin's mother's uncle heard about.

      I mean, dude, there isn't any reason to think that anyone was even deliberately lying to explain why anyone said or believed this stuff. People TODAY believe in ASTROLOGY. UFO abductions. All SORTS of nutty nonsense, and on the most confused bits of evidence and rumor all tacked together in the most scatterbrained way: but it's all very sincere. It boggles my mind sometimes about how obviously easy it is to start rumors and elaborate false beliefs without meaning to all the time, even in this very very skeptical age... and yet we are supposed to act like everyone in those times were somehow much much more together and unlikely to do so.

      Dude: people think psychics can talk to their pets!!! Today!!! Is it really so hard to imagine that, just like every other religious sect at the time, Christians also had any number of exagerrated and out-there beliefs?

    97. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      Father Abraham??? wasn't he the one with all those Smurfs?

      --
      Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
    98. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "Jesus fulfilled the prophecies of the Old Testament,"

      Not according to the Jews. There are a bunch of very clear things that herald the coming of the messiah. None of them happened with Jesus' coming (hence the claim that there needs to be a second coming). And so the Jes are rightly unimpressed. Misinterpreting a bunch of obscure passages from Scripture (not to mention simply ignoring plenty of important Scripture and tradition just because you guys didn't happen to put it in your Bible) is not the same thing as fulfilling the messianic prophecy.

      "and we do not reject its teachings"

      That's your take on it. The Jews disagree pretty strongly about that: they don't even think you understand its teachings.

      "and hold both the Old and New Testaments in their entirety to be the complete word of God. Islam and Mormon depreciate the value of these in favor of their own texts."

      You can hold up any difference and assert that this is the one big differene that makes Christianity special. But from everyone else's perspective, these things aren't even true, much less important distinctions. You could say exactly the same thing about the NT vs. the OT. The Jews certainly think that the NT basically mangles and depreciates and misunderstands Scripture.

    99. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plunge · · Score: 1

      It's also worth noting that untold numbers of Jews died at the hands of Christians refusing to turn their backs on their beliefs and accept what they saw as a twisting and perversion of the Torah: Christian beliefs being incompatible both with the teachings and ethics and whole spirit of Scripture (which does not include such concepts as original sin or a need for special salvation). What about them? Why were they willing to die for what they believed? Maybe it's because they came forwarned:

      (Deut. 13:2):
      "If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer, and he gives you a
      sign or a miracle. And the sign or miracle comes to pass, and he calls on
      you, saying, 'Let us go after other gods, whom you have not known, and
      let us worship them.' You shall not listen to that prophet or dreamer. For
      G-d is testing you, to see whether you love the L-rd your G-d with all your
      heart and with all your soul."

      Indeed, refusing to abandon God is one of the very few things that Jews are expected to do even upon pain of death. And on pain of death they did: they refused and were killed in the millions by the end of it all.

    100. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      They're not the same. It's like claiming that George W. Bush and Vladimir Putin are the same. Allah is nothing like the Christian God.

    101. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Why would that work? After all, isn't one of the big differences between Christians and Jews that Jews don't believe Jesus was the son of god? Its possible Muslims still wouldn't accept Jesus as anything either.

    102. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You of course assume that these things really happened to begin with, which I doubt.

    103. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Really? Jesus is alive? Where is he, I'd like to shake his hand.

      Oh wait, he's not alive, and you have no proof to back up your claim.

      The study shows that we have common ancestors, which is no suprise. Cats have common ancestors too. Is there a kitty Jesus that ran around too?

    104. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      So anything good is the church, and anything bad was someone manipulating the church, right?

      Ever stop and think that the 'church' is nothing more than the greatest mind control device in history used to manipulate stupid, irrational people?

    105. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....He's alive today? Where is he then?......

      He went back into the dimensions beyond our time-space universe, a place called heaven. One day YOU will be FORCED to bow your knees and acknowledge that this GOD-MAN Jesus is the ruler of all dimensions, including this one we are presently confined to by our physical bodies.

      "It is appointed for a man ONCE to die, but after that comes the judgment" (Hebrews 9:27)

      Just as surely as you will die, you will face Him as your judge. At that time He will offer you only His perfect justice, based on your present life. Right now he offers mercy, if you wish to accept it, based on faith in Him and what He did. Perhaps you can stand the minute scrutiny of your entire life and come up perfect before a perfect God. I know I can't and have accepted His offer of mercy by faith in Jesus. Of all religions, only Jesus offers forgiveness and acceptance, not based on religious activity, but simply taking Him at His word by faith.

      It is said of Abraham, whom Jews, Christians and Muslims assert is their ancestor, "Abraham BELIEVED God and that was accounted to him for righteousness." (Galations 3:6) You can believe, if you WANT to, or not, it is your choice.

      --
      All theory is gray
    106. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, I think the bible describes a god that is pretty childish.

      You can do whatever you want, but if you don't do what I want, I'll torture you forever. But remember, i'm all loving. Oh, and no pork on friday.

      I'd love to see a psychologists take on god's personality.

    107. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but is there is a group of them that make such a claim?

      Yes.

      I do have a further complaint about that part of the article. The author ought to have been aware that most Muslims are not Arabs.

    108. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Talla · · Score: 1

      Trying to force religion on a population against their will is an act of futility

      It worked very well in Norway, even though there are still many traces of the old beliefs.

    109. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Darby · · Score: 1


      Ironic that this sounds more childish.


      It's neither ironic, nor is it childish in the least. Were it actually so, I'm sure you could have pointed out how.

      To answer your other questions would take a lot more time to explain, but it does make perfect sense to those who believe.

      Well, duh. Once you arbitrarilly decide to believe in something, or more likely were told over and over that it was truth as a child before your cognitive skills developed, then any number of silly things could make sense to you.
      That does not in any way, shape, or form imply that it actually makes rational sense to one who is just looking at the facts without a predetermined conclusion.

      Your lack of understanding comes from not understanding the immensity of who God is - His holiness, justice, love, mercy... He gave us free will, but it comes at a price.

      I understand perfectly. He's all powerful, created the entire universe and everything in it. Your claim though, is that even though he is so great and powerful, his sole interest in us in terms of not torturing us forever is that he hides *all* evidence of his existence and then we have to blindly accept it as true in the face of all of the evidence to the contrary.


      Think with me a minute. If there is an all powerfull God, would it not be too much to assume that he knows a lot more than us, and may have motives that are vastly beyond our understanding?


      Would it be too much to ask for any real evidence of his existence besides known forged documents and a long history of brutal oppression using his name?


      If you are truly interested in understanding, let me know... but I sense that you are just trolling.


      I understand just fine as I have researched it extensively. You clearly have not as you proved in your response to my other post:


      Also, there's plenty of evidence that Jesus existed. Probably the most historically accepted text comes from the Jewish historian Josephus.


      There is not "plenty" of evidence. There is *only* the Josephus text, and the half ass mention of Jesus has been debunked as a forgery added hundreds of years later. Seriously, Dude. That's what I mean when I suggest you do *some* research into something which is clearly so important to you.

      Here's another question for you.

      Why do so many Christians wear a pagan symbol around their necks?
      You do know that the Romans did not nail people to crosses, don't you? It's a fact. They nailed people to straight sticks with no cross bars.

      If you didn't know that, then how can you possibly have the audacity to claim that you've done any research whatsoever?

      I know you desperately want to believe what you do, and it is your right, but pretending that there's any factual basis for it is entirely dishonest.

    110. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christian beliefs being incompatible both with the teachings and ethics and whole spirit of Scripture (which does not include such concepts as original sin or a need for special salvation).

      Since you speak so strongly, I hope you won't be offended if I offer a defense.

      It's pretty clear that Jesus was very successful in reaching massive numbers of the Jews in Israel. The early and rapid spread of Christianity was first among Jews in various parts of the Roman Empire. Many Jews accepted Christianity because Jesus' teachings, when properly understood, are completely orthodox and are the true fulfillment of God's promise to Israel. By "orthodox" I do not mean that he didn't teach anything new, but that his teachings in complete accordance with the principles that had already been revealed by the law and the prophets.

      To address your specific complaint:

      Original sin is described in the scriptures right from the very beginning, with the story of Adam and Eve. In the story, their disobedience leads to all of mankind living in a condition made imperfect by sin. Regardless of whether the story is meant to describe historical fact, its point is to describe human life as it is. We humans have a (sometimes limited) capability to distinguish between good and evil, and we also have free will. Although we are drawn to God and goodness, we also have a sinful tendency which can separate us from God's perfection.

      In Psalm 51 (traditionally ascribed to David) there is quite a clear and enlightening treatment of sin, salvation, and God's loving forgiveness:

      Have mercy on me, God, in your kindness.
      In your compassion blot out my offense.
      O wash me more and more from my guilt
      and cleanse me from my sin.


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      I think this psalm reinforces everything that I said before. It also addresses the need for forgiveness from God. It shows that the true nature of sacrifice is a penitent heart --- the point of holocausts, fasts, sackcloth + ashes, etc. was to arrive at such a state. The psalm also promises that God has help to offer and will forgive our sins, if we are truly contrite.

    111. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      a much better picture of what God is all about

      God is a character in the oral history/moral stories of a group of Bronze Age nomads from the Middle East. Right?

    112. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by crono_deus · · Score: 1
      In either case, if Mohammed and Jesus had met each other they would almost certainly have hated each other.
      Er... no. Sorry. As others have mentioned, Jesus made it a point to express his love for all mankind, and for all men in it. And, by the Qur'an, Jesus is a Prophet, and a highly esteemed one at that. Prophet Mohammed would certainly have felt the same love for Jesus as Jesus would for him. But say for a moment that one day, while walking from place to place, they encounter one another and start walking in the same direction, not knowing who the other is. Christian AND Muslim traditions maintain that you treat strangers as well as you treat yourself, so I'm certain the two of them, even as strangers, would have treated each other beautifully. And, once they were introduced to each other, I imagine they'd share a great laugh or two about how we're seriously mucking up their teachings and part as good friends.
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    113. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're talking about the first Crusades, it was the Emperor in Constantinople who asked for the Frankish knights to come help.

      Of course, no one really expected the thing to snowball into a massive invasion fleet in its own right. The Emperor probably was hoping for a few thousand mercenaries to add to his army. The Pope was hoping to get good relations with the Emperor. This kind of assistance had been rendered (without much success) earlier.

      But this time around, it was different. The Pope did make a more directly religious appeal this time. You know, 'smite the godless heathen' or whatever. And Europe had been unusually peaceful and plague-free. There were a lot of younger sons with no hope of gaining an inheritance, who were just itching to go to war against somebody. So although nobody expected such a thing, bang, suddenly there was this huge phenomenon which came to be called a crusade.

    114. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Don't threaten me, you deluded fool.

    115. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by radtea · · Score: 1

      I take it you've never heard of the Sohei ...

      I had not, but I was aware of another Buddhist sect in Tibet that practices violence, eats meat, and the like.

      I will stand by my assessment of Buddhism as a genuinely peaceful religion. The fact that there are some sects that have practiced violence, especially in the distant past, does not seem to me to be sufficient to change my assessment of the broader religious movement.

      In the same way, the fact that there are many Christian sects that practice peace and charity (the Menonites come prominently to mind) does not change the fact that Christianity became a successful social force in Europe due to the willingness of the Church in various guises to use violence and intimidation to suppress distent, heresy and non-Christian practice. This was not a short-lived or local phenomenon, but something that went on in various forms from the fall of the Western Empire to the start of the Enlightenment.

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    116. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! Mind if I quote you on that?

    117. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Triv · · Score: 1

      Wow. I was asked to be quoted rather than stumbling across something eerily familiar.

      I'm all for it. Thanks for lettin' me know.

      Triv

    118. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Well, anything that fits the definition of church in the Bible is "church", anything that doesn't is human fallibility. Whether you consider that good or bad depends on how you consider the Bible.

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    119. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I'm not hugely familiar with the history of Norway. According to this article though, most of the conversion was done by missionaries pursuading people to convert. If that's the case, it's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking more along the lines of "you will believe this or you will die" - stuff like the Spanish Inquisition, the oppression of Catholics in England during the reign of the Tudors, even the persecution of the early church. I think it's part of the human psyche that when someone tries to force you to change your mind, you cling even more tenaciously to your original belief.

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    120. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "It's pretty clear that Jesus was very successful in reaching massive numbers of the Jews in Israel."

      Um, no? It never caught on among Jews. That's just a fact. Like I said: not a single major rabbi converted. And very few Jews at all in the end.

      "The early and rapid spread of Christianity was first among Jews in various parts of the Roman Empire."

      No, the rapid spread was among gentiles, not Jews. The Jewish efforts stagnated and then turned increasingly ati-Semetic very very quickly. Jews very quickly became dangerous and demonized. They understood that Scripture showed that Jesus couldn't possibly be the messiah.

      "Many Jews accepted Christianity because Jesus' teachings, when properly understood, are completely orthodox and are the true fulfillment of God's promise to Israel."

      I'm just saying that "properly understood" to learned Jews sounded and looked like "if you ignore all these direct contradictions, the fact that it turns everything god has been saying upside down and backwards and don't speak and can't read Hebrew..."

      "Original sin is described in the scriptures right from the very beginning, with the story of Adam and Eve."

      Well, the Jews wrote and venerated this story. They say that you're completely misreading it. Why shouldn't I believe it, since its them who carried it around for thousands of years of scholarship and learning about it?

      "In the story, their disobedience leads to all of mankind living in a condition made imperfect by sin. Regardless of whether the story is meant to describe historical fact, its point is to describe human life as it is. We humans have a (sometimes limited) capability to distinguish between good and evil, and we also have free will. Although we are drawn to God and goodness, we also have a sinful tendency which can separate us from God's perfection."

      But the Christian conclusion: that mankind is unsalvageable, is completely foriegn to Judiasm. Adam and Eve disobeyed God and got punished: that's the point of the story. The moral is: obey God: do your best to uphold his commandments. Repent when you do evil. God isn't necessarily going to pull the rug compeltely out from underneath you if you disobey, but God isn't going to brook you doing bad stuff either without consequences.

      For the Jews and their Scripture, Jesus is an answer to a question never asked: a salvation not required. It simply isn't in the Jewish tradition that some extra means of salvation is necessary, let alone one that is fundamentally unintelligible. It CERTAINLY isn't in there that an extra-special super-sacrifice is necessary. Sacrifice is one of the most trivial means of forgiveness.

      "I think this psalm reinforces everything that I said before. It also addresses the need for forgiveness from God. It shows that the true nature of sacrifice is a penitent heart"

      Where does it say anything about the need for a paganistic human sacrifice (something God repeatedly condemns as the practice of the pagans?) in order to complete some extra-special secret hidden bonus round of the Torah? Where does it say anything other than the very plain system of sin and repetance and cleansing of sin: a process long outlined and understood? Where in all the Scriptures is there the claim that God demands belief in some clutch of miracles for salvation, as opposed to things like repentance and obeying God's laws? Scripture explicitly warns AGAINST those that claim miracles and magic events to prove their teachings.

      Look: I'm not really trying to convince you. But I urge you to look more into Judiasm and at least get an appreciation as to why, for the Jews, the claims of Christians seem glib, lazy, and barely even scratch the surface of understanding what the Scriptures really say. The central message of Christianity may or may not be true, but all the elaborate claims trying to tie it into Judiasm are by far its weakest points.

    121. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go buttrape Jesus.

      Or, in other words, take your fucking religion and shove it up your ass.

      People like you will kill this country.

    122. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Don't threaten me, you deluded fool.....

      Is it not strange that you should feel threatened by an offer to be allowed to choose mercy, rather than the judgement you KNOW you so richly deserve? Lies do not make people feel threatened, they can just ignore them, like water off a ducks back. It's the truth they don't want to hear that makes them feel threatened, angry and lash out verbally or often physically at the messenger who brings the message they don't like.

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    123. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, all you needed was that last line.

      if people go around looking for physical evidence (rocks, shrouds, pieces of toast, grails) to justify their faith, they're completely missing the ENTIRE point.

    124. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I don't feel threatened. I feel someone is making threats to me.

      I don't need mercy. I know a lot of people that are one religion or another, and frankly, they can't all be right. So they're all pretty much fucked one way or another. Forgive me for choosing not to buy into their narrow world view or their irrational belief and instead living my life according to my own morality and ethics.

      Or damn me to hell. If that wouldn't be an unchristian thing to do?

    125. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Um, no? It never caught on among Jews. That's just a fact. Like I said: not a single major rabbi converted. And very few Jews at all in the end."

      "No, the rapid spread was among gentiles, not Jews. The Jewish efforts stagnated and then turned increasingly ati-Semetic very very quickly. Jews very quickly became dangerous and demonized. They understood that Scripture showed that Jesus couldn't possibly be the messiah."


      I probably did make too broad a claim, but I think it's well supported that Christianity was attractive and persuasive to many Jews.

      Because of the Diaspora, many (probably most) Jews did not live in Judea. They lived in observant Jewish communities in Greece, Syria, Rome, and so on. Early Christians went around to these communities trying to convert the Jews. In some places they met with greater success than others.

      A lot of the content of Paul's letters is focused on settling disputes between Jewish Christians and Gentile Christians regarding religious observances. He would not have had to bother if there were only a few Jewish converts at that time.

      In Suetonius' Life of Claudius, he says briefly "Judaeos, impulsore Chresto, assidue tumultuantes Roma expulit", which means something like: The tumultuous Jews, having been stirred up by Chrestus, he (Claudius) expelled from Rome.

      Tactius says in his Annales: "Christus, the founder of the name, was put to death by Pontius Pilate, procurator of Judea in the reign of Tiberius: but the pernicious superstition, repressed for a time broke out again, not only through Judea, where the mischief originated, but through the city of Rome also, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the world find their centre and become popular." Neither of these historians give much explanation, and probably knew little about Judaism and even less about Christianity, but I think it's fair to conclude that Christianity was having a significant effect on the Jewish communities in the Roman Empire. It was not something that was simply laughed off.

      The Acts of the Apostles describes a community of Christians living in Jerusalem which was at least grudgingly tolerated by the religious authorities. The message they had must have been one that some Jews were receptive to. Of course, if this community wasn't already suppressed by the time of the Jewish Revolt, then it was surely scattered and most members killed when Jerusalem was destroyed.

      Regarding Jewish doctrine, Rabbinic Judaism as we know it now was not fully developed at that time. There were much stronger and more basic theological disputes among Jews at that time than there were for many of the following centuries. And the Jewish tradition of today is naturally that of the factions who won the disputes and also did not convert to Christianity. Of course there's nothing wrong with that... It's simply the way history works. So I think it's difficult to say things like "not a single major rabbi converted". But then there may be some good contrary evidence that I'm ignorant of.

      Regarding anti-Semitism. It was the Roman authorities who destroyed Jerusalem and killed approximately one million Jews in putting down the first Jewish revolt. And in those days they were just as happy to kill Christians who refused to submit to the civic religion. I don't know of any evidence of anti-Semitism among Christians at that time. Of course it became a huge problem later on.

      "Well, the Jews wrote and venerated this story. They say that you're completely misreading it."

      "But the Christian conclusion: that mankind is unsalvageable, is completely foriegn to Judiasm. Adam and Eve disobeyed God and got punished: that's the point of the story."


      Your basic reading is actually essentially the same: namely, that people disobey God, and they get punished for it. That is the basic idea of original sin.

      Furthermore, the usual Christian conclusion is not that 'mankind is unsalvageable' but that 'mankind

    126. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Ummm, no. The whole deity part was added much much later than the alleged time of Jesus.

      Heh, looks like someone's been reading the Da Vinci Code. The New Testament makes it perfectly clear that Jesus considered himself divine. The only question that comes close to the question of Jesus divinity at the Council of Nicea was raised by Arius. He contested that Jesus was born a man, and became divine later. He didn't content that Jesus was never divine. Even so, the council voted against his view, 316-2. The Council of Nicea was called 325, around 300 years after the death of Jesus, and by then the view that Jesus was divine was firmly entrenched, as shown by the results of the vote mentioned above. If, as you claim, the deity part was added later, it wasn't added much later.

      The fact that there is *no* legitimate evidence that there ever was a Jesus at all is a completely separate fact.

      There's plenty of documentary evidence supporting the existence of Jesus. However, you just disregard it all as illegitimate because it was written by a Christian. Of course it was, who else would bother writing about a guy executed in a minor Roman province? And even if they did, chances are their writing would be lost beyond recovery. The only ancient writings we have access to are the big ones - ones that were produced in large enough quantity that some of them have a chance at standing the test of time.

      If you're going to buy in to a religion, at least have the decency to research it a bit first. I mean seriously, you're claiming to speak for god and you can't even bother to look into what he did or didn't say?!?

      From John 10: "I and the Father are one." and later "'We are not stoning you for any of these,' replied the Jews, 'but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.'"
      If you're going to disparage a religion on a public forum, at least have the decency to research it a bit first.

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    127. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      No. Allah is a barbaric God of War, while Christianity's God is not. They are not similiar at all, so obviously they can't be the same God.

      i think it's safe to assume we are heading deep into troll territory here

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    128. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I consider the Bible a work of fiction. Its been a long while, but I don't recall the bible spelling out how the 'church' should be structured either.

    129. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Paul talks a little bit about the structure of the church in his letters - what sort of qualities a man should have to be considered as a deacon/overseer. But you're right, the Bible doesn't give much of a structure for the church. What I consider this to mean, is that it doesn't matter. You can have a pope and a whole hierarchy, or a loose group of elders, and it doesn't make a difference. What matters is how the church acts, and what it endorses. If it acts in a way consistent with the principles outlined in the Bible, then it is a Biblical church. Of course, no church is perfect, so you have to look also at how it deals with itself when it stuffs up.

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    130. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ..... and instead living my life according to my own morality and ethics......

      Good for you! Now if you have and will continue to do that 100% perfectly, according to the Bible, the perfect and just God will accept you on the basis of His justice. However, unlike baseball, only one miss will strike you out. The only human to ever be able to challenge His opponents to rightly show Him of even one mistake was Jesus Christ.

      God has indeed placed within you, as in every human an innate sense of rightness, wrongness, justice and fairness. However, if you are really honest, you know that you have not lived up to your own standard of ethics and morality ALL the time. I certainly have not. That's why God provided the alternate route based on His mercy, rather than His perfect justice. So, if you have not lives a perfect life, I suggest you honestly consider, not religion based on your own effort, but God's mercy offered through Jesus, who suffered the justice of God on our behalf.

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    131. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      If I follow the ethics and morality in the bible, I'm going to be imprisoned for assault and murder within minutes.

      I can't receive god's mercy, as there is no god. In other news (and with equivalent legitimacy) there is no Father Christmas and no Soul Cake Tuesday Duck.

    132. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....as there is no god.....

      Are you absolutely sure about that? If there is no God, you are nothing but a cosmic accident that somehow made it out of the primordial ooze. You may do as you please, or at least exhibit any behavior you think you can get away with. Logically you cannot talk about morals or ethics because these, just as you, are only an accidental cosmic joke. That is the logical conclusion of your bold assertion. If there is no God, as the ultimate authority and source of final justice, then Mao certainly was right: "Power belongs to the one with the best guns". Unless that person is you, the one who DOES have the biggest force will decide what morals and ethics you must abide by, or else. This scenario worked for Hitler and his friends until the Allies, with an even bigger gun finally asserted their authority over him and his ilk.

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    133. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I seem to recall Hitler asserting that your god was on his side. Lucky we did have the guns.

      Incidentally, check Godwin's law. This thread is over.

    134. Re:Christians claim to be children of Abraham? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      > I will stand by my assessment of Buddhism as a genuinely peaceful religion. The fact that there are some sects that have practiced violence, especially in the distant past, does not seem to me to be sufficient to change my assessment of the broader religious movement.

      Then "judge not lest ye be judged"? I think most adherents of nonviolence consider the violent sects of their religions to be contrary to their religion, although you might have a point that some have shed more blood than others.

      Perhaps ironically, though, I believe that Stalin & Mao still hold the record and I don't think anyone can rightfully claim that their deeds were the fault of any religion.

  13. The start of a long road by 99luftballon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Given the worldwide geographical spread of Homo sapiens it's a believable number. As recently as 75,000 years ago we lost around two thirds of the population in the Lake Toba eruption and there have been a fair few fluctuations since then.

    The stuff later in the article is interesting. One question it raises is the effect of the increases in travel will have on the genetic mix. Traditionally the vast majority of the population married someone within a small radius of their initial home. As larger numbers of people move further away there could be some interesting effects.

    1. Re:The start of a long road by El+Torico · · Score: 4, Insightful

      500 BC vs. 73,000 BC? That's a very big difference, and I'm inclined to believe the latter number. The article gives ranges; one is a very wide range of 5000 BC to 1 AD. However, the article is too vague to find out what rates of migration were used and why they were used. It would be interesting to see if actual historical migrations were used. There are a lot of other variables that need to be taken into account.

      Also, how well does this match up with the "genetic drift model"? The numbers don't agree, so further refinement is necessary.

      Based on another article on this, http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/09/04093 0122428.htm, it appears that the point isn't "All of us have one common ancestor in the collective sense, but that any two of us, regardless of distance, have a common ancestor who lived at about that time." That's just the way I interpret it.

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    2. Re:The start of a long road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember a slashdot article about someone discovering, genetically, that everyone can trace their mothers back to one of 7 women.

      It had something to do with at least one large loss of population, possibly a worldwide disaster.

    3. Re:The start of a long road by chezmarshall · · Score: 1

      I just happened to watch a television show last night exploring effects of a future Yellowstone supervolcano eruption. In discussing previous supervolcanoes, the show suggested that Lake Toba reduced the human population closer to 90-95% than merely two-thirds. I don't have the interest level to research which estimate is more likely.

    4. Re:The start of a long road by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is, they start with a set of mathematical assumptions and then do calculations and get this result. As with most purely computational studies that get outlandish results, I'm more likely to question the assumptions than believe the result. And I say this as someone who works with a lot of stats and probabality in my profession, and having made the same mistakes. The thing is, like all theorists, having made the prediction they need to find genetic evidence to back it up. Unfortunately, they're not going to find it.

      The studies I've seen that actually studied genetic evidence give a figure closer to 10s of thousands of years.. There's no way it's as short as the 2000 years they claim, just based on common sense - look at the different peoples in different regions - they most certainly *don't* share the same gene pool. Also, there are multiple versions of the Y chromosome floating around that don't converge that recently.

      The Genographic Project is currently estimating 60K years for the "Genographic Adam" from whom everyone on earth is dsecended, not 2K. I think you may be correct on the interpretation of "any two people are connected by some common ancestor 2000-5000 years ago," which is just a modification of the Kevin Bacon game. It's not the same as "everyone is descended from some common person 2000-5000 years ago - and from the interpretation in the /. article, that's definitely what they mean. And it's dead wrong.

    5. Re:The start of a long road by tfried · · Score: 1

      it appears that the point isn't "All of us have one common ancestor in the collective sense[...]"

      Yes, it is, indeed. Moreover, it goes on to say "and we don't just have one common ancestor in the collective sense, but every single person in that timeframe (unless their family tree quickly died out) would have been a common ancestor to all of us. It's essentially because you have two parents, but twice that many grand parents, and twice that may great grand parents, and so on.

      Also note, that this does not have to be matched with the "genetic drift model" at all. A single migrant can hand down their ancestry to an entire (previously unrelated) population within a few generations. Their DNA will be dissolved beyond recognition a mere five generations down, but the ancestry (by definition) is always handed down 1:1 and never dissolves at all. I guess it's this difference between genetic inheritance and ancestry which leads to confusion (and this confusion makes it such a surprising finding in the first place).

    6. Re:The start of a long road by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      perhaps NOAA and the ARC can give some hints as to what happened (psst the words are misspelled)

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    7. Re:The start of a long road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mitochondrial eve and y-chromosonal adam were indeed 10s of thousands of years ago. but they are just 2 very special cases amongst the thousands upon thousands of nodes in a family tree many of which could be 'most-recent-common-ancestors'. which is why mito Eve and Y-adam are not called MRCAs. So the 60K figure is measuring something different.

      genetic studies are certain to vastly over-estimate the MRCA. this study tries a differenet tack to time the MRCA. 2-3K seems reasonable to me, especially since it's been shown many times that the isolated populations we believe in have repeatedly shown to be no such thing, and even the deepest Amazonial tribe or Island people has plenty of european DNA.

    8. Re:The start of a long road by El+Torico · · Score: 1
      I went back and re-read both articles and I agree with you on the first point tfried. I was thinking of one and only. I misunderstood the articles; I may still be misunderstanding them since the theory is very odd at first glance.

      However, even with the DNA "dissolving beyond recognition" in five generations, traits can be passed on beyond that. I understand that there are traits in modern day France and Iran that indicate Hun and Mongol ancestry respectively.

      As for validation, this isn't convincing. It isn't supported by observation since we simply will never have sufficient records and the prediction it makes hasn't come to pass yet (and we probably won't keep sufficient records to validate it either).

      This has been one of /.'s best topics in a while, and I have enjoyed this discussion. Thanks.

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    9. Re:The start of a long road by tfried · · Score: 1

      > However, even with the DNA "dissolving beyond recognition" in five generations, traits can be passed on beyond that. I understand that there are traits in modern day France and Iran that indicate Hun and Mongol ancestry respectively.

      Yes, sorry, I didn't put it well. What I meant to express was rather that genetic data and ancestry do not necessarily have to match up. To see a measurable genetic impact many generations later, you'd need some "substantial" (whatever that is) amount of migration. Either a steady trickle over a long period of time, or a large amount of migration at one point of time. In contrast since ancestry is - by definition - never dissolves, even a single individual at one point of time is enough to pass it to a large population after several generations. So, of course, genetics and ancestry are interrelated (and very closely for most practival purposes). But in this particular case, they may diverge, and this would not necessarily disprove the theory.

      An enjoyable discussion, indeed! Thanks as well.

    10. Re:The start of a long road by tfried · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The assumptions may or may not be valid. However it's important to note that genetic inheritance != ancestry, and this does not necessarily have to match up with genetic data at all.

      Consider two fully isolated populations A and B. At T(100 generations ago) a single individual M migrates from A to B, and causes offspring with someone from B. No further migration takes place ever until the present day. Would you expect to be able to show this genetically? Hardly. Only 1/1^100 of M's DNA would have been passed on to any single individual living in B today(*). That's absolutely nothing at all. The genetic heritage would be entirely dissolved for all purpuses of measuring much earlier than that.

      In contrast, ancestry is defined to always be handed down 1:1. M would almost certainly be 100% ancestor to each an every individual living in B today. M's parents would almost certainly be 100% ancestors to the entirety of both A and B (assuming they had at least one more child that stayed in A).

      Genetic models reaching this far back are not concerned about individuals at all. Using genetic data, you may be able to show there was a substantial amount of migration between two populations. Single individuals just don't give an impact, genetically. The article uses an entirely different approach, and - importantly - an entirely different concept of inheritance: family trees, not genetics.

      Note the article does not just look out for the one common person. It says, every single person living in that timeframe (unless their family tree died out) would be an ancestor to every single person living today. Mind-boggling, but not entirely unreasonable once you realize it's not genetics they are talking about.

      (*) Unless of course that person carried some particular gene, which happened to be extremely valuable for living in B, and got an evolutionary advantage. But that's an entirely different story.

    11. Re:The start of a long road by lobotomir · · Score: 1

      Traditionally the vast majority of the population married someone within a small radius of their initial home. As larger numbers of people move further away there could be some interesting effects.

      I am somehow reminded of the following:

      "In the part of a federal equal-opportunity form where Randy would simply check a box labeled CAUCASIAN, Kia would have to attach multiple sheets on which her family tree would be ramified backwards through time ten or twelve generations until reaching ancestors who could actually be pegged to one specific ethnic group without glossing anything over, and those ethnic groups would be intimidatingly hip ones--not Swedes, let's say, but Lapps, and not Chinese but Hakka, and not Spanish but Basque. Instead of doing this, on her job app for Epiphyte she simply checked "other" and then wrote in TRANS-ETHNIC. In fact, Kia is trans- just about every system of human categorization, and what she isn't trans- she is post-."
      --Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"

    12. Re:The start of a long road by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      mitochondrial eve and y-chromosonal adam were indeed 10s of thousands of years ago. but they are just 2 very special cases amongst the thousands upon thousands of nodes in a family tree many of which could be 'most-recent-common-ancestors'. which is why mito Eve and Y-adam are not called MRCAs. So the 60K figure is measuring something different.

      According to the story, they say that everyone on earth has a common ancestor 2000 years ago. Either their grammar is atrocious, or that is in fact what they're claiming.

    13. Re:The start of a long road by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Consider two fully isolated populations A and B. At T(100 generations ago) a single individual M migrates from A to B, and causes offspring with someone from B. No further migration takes place ever until the present day. Would you expect to be able to show this genetically? Hardly. Only 1/1^100 of M's DNA would have been passed on to any single individual living in B today(*). That's absolutely nothing at all. The genetic heritage would be entirely dissolved for all purpuses of measuring much earlier than that.

      Ah, but that's the great thing about Y-chromosomes and mitochondrial DNA. When considering male-line ancestry, you know for a fact where that Y-chromosome went. And with mitochondrial DNA, same for female-line. For proving a universal common ancestor (ie, "Adam" or "Eve"), that is sufficient, as we need only interested in male- and female-line ancestry. For proving a common ancestor of any two people, you're right - we may be related through our grandmother's father, and those genes might not have come through.

    14. Re:The start of a long road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes it is what they're claiming, but they are not claiming that that person is y-chromosonal adam, who lived probably 60-90 thousand years ago.

  14. Beatifully Ambiguous Writing by SpectreHiro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Despite the age of our species, every human on earth can trace their ancestry back to someone who may have lived as recently as the Golden Age of Greece (around 500 BC)

    Well damn, I can trace my ancestry to someone much more recent than that. To boot, I'm pretty sure we all have ancestors that lived during 500 BC... I dare you to find me someone who lacks a living ancestor during anytime past the origin of life on earth and before their own time. I frickin' dare you.

    Ohhhhhh... They mean to say that everyone can trace their ancestry back to a single person who lived during the Golden Age of Greece. That guy must've been a stud.

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    1. Re:Beatifully Ambiguous Writing by icepick72 · · Score: 1

      to a single person who lived during the Golden Age of Greece. That guy must've been a stud.

      So where do you apply for that sort of thing nowadays? I cannot find the classified for "Need single point for future ancestry". I'd even volunteer.

    2. Re:Beatifully Ambiguous Writing by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      So where do you apply for that sort of thing nowadays? I cannot find the classified for "Need single point for future ancestry". I'd even volunteer.
      I've reviewed your /. postings and your application is denied.

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    3. Re:Beatifully Ambiguous Writing by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Eh, well, my ancestory traces back to Napoleon Bonaparte. Would you classify him as a stud? :P

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    4. Re:Beatifully Ambiguous Writing by tricorn · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you have any children, chances are so did your parents.

    5. Re:Beatifully Ambiguous Writing by n8willis · · Score: 1
      Indeed, and the opposite is true as well -- if your parents didn't have any children, the odds are that you won't either. Thus the tradition of childlessness is passed down from father to son.

      Many remaining celibate as their fathers before them.

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  15. The ultimate ancestors? by Porchroof · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Can someone tie this in with the ultimate ancestors: Adam and Eve? Using the chronology in the Torah, they lived roughly 5 to 6000 years ago.

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    1. Re:The ultimate ancestors? by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the point. It's not that this person was the only person alive, it's just that their children married into all other families over the course of several thousand years.

  16. Impressive by DuckWizard · · Score: 2, Funny
    Despite the age of our species, every human on earth can trace their ancestry back to someone who may have lived as recently as the Golden Age of Greece (around 500 BC)

    This fellow must have been quite busy with the ladies.

    1. Re:Impressive by confusedneutrino · · Score: 1

      Zeus was known for such things...

      Don't tell Hera!

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  17. Re:Eww yuck! by kimvette · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No it wouldn't. Despite the wealth of information available today, racists will consider people with different color skin or slightly differently shaped eyes to be less than human. There is no rationale behind it whatsoever and having a pedigree to show that say, (for the most common example) a white supremacist and Martin Luther King Jr. share common ancestors 60 or so generations back would not change their attitudes.

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  18. Great writing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That means everybody on Earth descends from somebody who was around as recently as the reign of Tutankhamen, maybe even during the Golden Age of ancient Greece"

    I guess that this proves that no aliens have visited Earth in the last 2000 years? Or is it that no type of evolution has taken place in that time period that changed some non-homo sapiens to homo sapiens?

    Well duh!

    Think about it... Am I missing something, or is this statement COMPLETELY BRAINLESS?

  19. Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disease by reporter · · Score: 3, Interesting
    That the human population is descended from a tiny group of people has another, more deadly, implication, according to "New Scientist". The relative inbreeding increased our susceptibility to genetic disease.

    The "New York Times" gives a detailed analysis of genetic disease in Saudia Arabia, where more than 50% of marriages are ones between blood relatives.

    Curiously, the nature of genetic disease suggests that if you want to ensure the survival of your descendants into the eons upon eons, you should marry outside of your ethnic group. The offspring of an Eskimo-African couple will typically have a stronger set of genes than the offspring of an Eskimo-Eskimo couple, a German-German couple, or a Vietnamese-Vietnamese couple.

  20. Re:Greg Egan wrote a good short story on this in 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, we can really do some neato stuff in 2007! I wonder if they'll have flying cars by then too?!

    Whaddya'all think 'bout that? Jeez louis, 2007 is so durn far away!

  21. Re:Celebrate Diversity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, it's our weakness.

    Hey! Hear the good news? Now you can bang anybody since we're all cousins!

  22. Nature paper and Wikipedia entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Their 2004 Nature paper. (May require a subscription to view the full text, I'm not sure. I might have institutional access.)

    There is also a relevant Wikipedia entry on the most recent common ancestor.

  23. Re:Eww yuck! by bsartist · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or am I related to Kevin Bacon?
    Well I'll be damned - that game really does work. Five steps from me to Kevin Bacon:
    1. My niece is Angel Boris
    2. ... who appeared in Dragon Storm with John Rhys-Davies
    3. ... who appeared in The Great White Hype with Samuel L. Jackson
    4. ... who appeared in Sphere with Dustin Hoffman
    5. ... who appeared in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon.
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  24. If what you wrote was true, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then he couldn't possibly have been a geek.

  25. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Curiously, the nature of genetic disease suggests that if you want to ensure the survival of your descendants into the eons upon eons, you should marry outside of your ethnic group. The offspring of an Eskimo-African couple will typically have a stronger set of genes than the offspring of an Eskimo-Eskimo couple, a German-German couple, or a Vietnamese-Vietnamese couple.

    That is patently false. Humans, before we had modern technology that allowed us to travel great distances in short periods of time, had very little contact outside of our own tribes. To put, humans lived within their own tribes for hundreds of thousands of years.

    Mixing does not create a "stronger" result. If anything, it creates a weaker result, depending on how different the two parents are. Why do you think the traits of various ethnic groups were selected? Do you think they are randomly arranged? No, they were selected based on adaptations to the environment of that group of people. Mixing in differnet traits that do not fit well into that environment will result in those traits being removed.

  26. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Lars83 · · Score: 1

    'cept the kid will get picked on at school a lot more....

  27. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by tacarat · · Score: 1

    Hybrid Vigor FTW!

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  28. Re:Eww yuck! by bsartist · · Score: 4, Funny
    There is no rationale behind it whatsoever and having a pedigree to show that say, (for the most common example) a white supremacist and Martin Luther King Jr. share common ancestors 60 or so generations back would not change their attitudes.
    You're right, it wouldn't change any attitudes. But it would get you a beating from a bunch of pissed-off skinheads.
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  29. weak argument by Khashishi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The article isn't all that convincing. Just because the number of humans was small and the number of ancestor branches is large isn't enough to say that one's ancestors make up all the humans.

    Essentially, the article is implying that people in all geographical areas have been in interbreeding contact with peoples of all other geographical areas--within the last 5000 years!

    It seems like some kind of feel-good rhetoric (we are all one people). Prove it.

    1. Re:weak argument by geoff+lane · · Score: 3, Informative

      Walking just 100 yards a day would allow a population to reach the entire earth in about 1000 years or 30 generations. Do it at the right time and there was a permanent ice/land bridge between asia and alaska.

    2. Re:weak argument by Croaker · · Score: 1
      Do it at the right time and there was a permanent ice/land bridge between asia and alaska.

      Which there wasn't in the timeframe the article talks about. As far as I can recall, there is strong evidence that once the ice ages ended migration into North America ceased, which was much longer ago than the article is suggesting.

      The "move 100 yards a day" argument has a hole in it. It takes far longer than a few generations for humans to adapt to radically different environments, such as desert and tundra. How many generations do you think it took the Inuits to adapt to arctic conditions? Probably a lot longer than it would take to walk from Asia to North Amerca across a land bridge at a 100 yards/day pace. But you can't make that journey and survive unless you develop the technology to survive in the environment. Europeans learned this the hard way in the 19th century where expedition after expedition went in search of the Northwest passage, only to perish because they didn't know how to cope with the environment, despite being apparently more technologically advanced than the native peoples in the area. And once you have developed the technology to cope with the environment, you tend to stay in that environment. The rate of population movement doesn't hinge on one person's ability to walk X amount per day. It hinges on an entire society making radical changes to their ways of life to be able to cope with a different environment.

    3. Re:weak argument by tfried · · Score: 1

      I can't judge the accuracy of all the study's assumptions. But they did take into account different geographical areas and different levels of migration between those areas. I think one very interesting point to consider is that only an extremely little amount of "interbreeding" is needed. Suppose there's just one single migrant coming to a sizeable (stable) population of 1.000.000 (~2^20) families, and producing at least some offsprint. Within 20 generations (on average) you'd expect him to be related to each and every newborn in that population. That's no more than 500 years for a single migrant to "infect" the entirety of even a large population, no matter how isolated it is. Even if three or four distinct "hops" are needed to "infect" the entire globe, that's very likely to happen over the course of 2000 years.

      BTW, contrary to the slashdot summary, the article gives 5000 B.C., not 500 B.C. as the most conservative estimate, saying 1 A.D. might still be realistic, though.

      Prove it.

      I suppose that's not exactly possible to do. However, on surface value, their methodology (extensive simulation testing different assumptions on migration) seems pretty sound to me.

    4. Re:weak argument by tfried · · Score: 1

      Which there wasn't in the timeframe the article talks about. As far as I can recall, there is strong evidence that once the ice ages ended migration into North America ceased, which was much longer ago than the article is suggesting.

      Well migration != migration for this purpose. It's enough for few or even single individuals to migrate (and "infect" other populations with their ancestry), not for whole populations to relocate in this case. This also moots the point about adaptation. The migrants just mix their DNA with the DNA of the resident population, no need to wait for evolutionary adaptation.

      Of course the "walking 100 yards/day" metaphor is also wrong in this respect. It's rather one person in each generation finding a mate 100 miles away or something like that.

    5. Re:weak argument by DumbSwede · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Maybe 99% of us can claim common ancestors back to some ancestor alive in 500 BC. Go back far enough -- sure eventually it will hit 100%, but you have to go WAY back. Go back to 5000 BC maybe the figure becomes 99.9 percent. Go back another 10000 and it climbs to 99.99%. Finally if you go back before all the Polynesians, Australian Aborigines, American Aborigines left Europe and Asia and you've got a shot at 100%. Somewhere in America there is probably still some 100% pure blooded American Indian whose lineage doesn't include any European blood.

      The last 500 years have probably zoomed a 90% common ancestor pool in the last 2000 years to 99% given our much greater mobility, but I find it hard to believe we are at 100% going back only 2500 years. These feel good we're-all-brother-and-sisters numbers just don't allow for all the hundreds of pockets of isolation. There are still South American populations that have only encountered modern humans in the last 50 years. As long as they have even one child between only pure bloods, then the 100% figure is unobtainable.

  30. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Junk Science FTL!

  31. "... picked on at school"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The answer to harrassment is a fully loaded firearm. Nothing stops a bully better than a '38 special special.

    I speak from experience -- and from half-way house. The only problem with a 16-year old wielding a revolver is that the police might arrest the punk. In most cases, a 16-year old will not be tried as an adult and will serve his sentence in a half-way house.

    Nonetheless, a revolver works. Just do your best to avoid the pigs.

    1. Re:"... picked on at school"? by Qacker · · Score: 0

      I'm all for guns but shooting someone for bullying is a bit much - stick with a sap or knuckles or something.

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  32. whatever by dartmongrel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article says all humans alive today can trace their ancestry to one person who lived between 5000 and 2000 BC. I call bullshit on that one. Have a look at the various places on Earth humans had already migrated to during that time frame, and you'll quickly realize that this theory is flawed somewhere. I suspect that this article has other motives.

    1. Re:whatever by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

      It's not that simple. Think it through. Even with a number of almost entirely separate populations, all it takes for everyone to be descended from one person in the recent past is a few individual "tourists," no more. In short, if everyone can trace their ancestry to a single person who lived 5,000 years ago, that doesn't mean the other 99.99% of their ancestors from the same time period weren't different.

      Don't believe me? Draw a chart. Or maybe someone else can explain this better than I have.

  33. CowboyNeal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CowboyNeal is my father.

    1. Re:CowboyNeal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Mine too.

  34. Re:So, if I invented a time machine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thought that I may share common ancestry with you or the numerous fools I have to deal with on a daily basis is somewhat discomforting.

  35. Accuracy... by Transcendent · · Score: 1, Troll
    With the help of a statistician, a computer scientist and a supercomputer, Olson has calculated just how interconnected the human family tree is. You would have to go back in time only 2,000 to 5,000 years -- and probably on the low side of that range -- to find somebody who could count every person alive today as a descendant.

    Oh yea, because a statistician and a computer scientist are so infallible to being with, put them together and the result must be absolutely perfect!

    That timeline seems absolutely ridiculous.
  36. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by tacarat · · Score: 1

    Some schools, yes. Mixed blood isn't such an issue in some places, like where I grew up in Hawaii. There might be issues with one of the originating ethnicities (haole, usually), but never from the fact that the kid has mixed blood.

    Oh, just to clarify. "Haole" refers to foreigners, but has pretty much come to mean caucasian. The interesting thing is that the Portugese that came here many years ago aren't usually refered as Haole, dispite their european roots. Everybody was the same working in the cane fields, I guess ^_^

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  37. So our family tree has no forks? by mrmeval · · Score: 4, Funny

    WE'RE ALL REDNECKS!

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    1. Re:So our family tree has no forks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Junior, how many times do I have to tell you not to spoon with your sister?!?!

    2. Re:So our family tree has no forks? by SaDan · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself, I married someone OUTSIDE of the county I grew up in.

    3. Re:So our family tree has no forks? by IIH · · Score: 1
      WE'RE ALL REDNECKS!

      No, it does fork, and merges again to improve the end product - oh my, our ancestry is open source!

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    4. Re:So our family tree has no forks? by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Hopefully not French

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  38. Nice for Europeans... by jaymzter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But if you're one of the races that may have been dislocated due to the depradations of colonialism or slavery, you're pretty much denied any chance of a family tree dating back to the "Golden Age of Greece".
    Yes, it comes off as a troll or flamebait, but that's not the intent. It's just a sad fact of history that there's a lot of people disconnected from their past due to the way the world operated at a particular point. So flame away, but I'd rather hear any ideas that could work around the problem.

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    1. Re:Nice for Europeans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's my idea. Since those days back in Greece, that one guy's ancestors have been pretty damn busy too. That guy doesn't have to do a lot of travelling if his great grandkids did. Personally, I think this study is worthless, except maybe to mention the earliest possible common ancestor would have lived around 2500 years ago. I want to know how much money I paid for them to figure that out.

  39. ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > every human on earth can trace their ancestry back to someone
    > who may have lived as recently as the Golden Age of Greece

    Yeah? Well I can trace my ancestry back to someone who is alive today!

    Brian

  40. From TFA by ElephanTS · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Every Sunni Muslim in Iraq is descended from at least one Shiite


    Sorry, this annoyed me. There are plenty of Sunnis and Shiites in any extended Iraqi family today living happily side by side, not caring about the difference in hand positions during prayer. Sunnis and Shiites are not mortal enemies as is so lazily portrayed in the media. They fought along side each other in the war against Iran just 25 years ago for example. This generally artificial tension is being produced as a convenient cover for the disaster that is Iraq and gives Bushco the ability to walk away from their mess and blame it on civil war. As long as they keep the oil rich areas and the new military bases civil war it would even suit them. Hence this false meme.
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    1. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So the daily sectarian massacres in Iraq are just a little brotherly disagreement?

      It looks to me like your desire to hate the US government has overridden your capacity for rational thought.

    2. Re:From TFA by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      come back when you're a real person. I'm not debating an AC.

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    3. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ad hominem attacks, what a great way to demonstrate your point.

    4. Re:From TFA by XchristX · · Score: 1

      I'm with the AC on this one. I've been to Pakistan and seen the sheer contempt and derision expressed by the Sunni majority on the Shia minority. Their clan wars go back to the schisms following the death of Mohamed, and all that "Mahdi" stuff...

        Ah, nothing like the sweet smell of religious communal violence in the morning.

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    5. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, "Bushco" knew full well there would be a Sunni/Shia civil war in Iraq as soon as you got rid of of Saddam. GHW Bushco, that is.

    6. Re:From TFA by XchristX · · Score: 1

      Please enlighten me as to why that is a legitimate talking point for Bush-bashing American liberals (offtopic as it may be in this forum). There'd be a Sunni-Shia civil war regardless of who liberated Iraq.

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    7. Re:From TFA by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

      C'mon. I might be more inclined to believe you if you'd left out the gratuitous dig at "Bushco." And I'm on your side.

    8. Re:From TFA by replicant108 · · Score: 1

      This generally artificial tension is being produced as a convenient cover for the disaster that is Iraq and gives Bushco the ability to walk away from their mess and blame it on civil war.

      Actually, the purpose of an 'divide-and-conquer' strategy is two-fold:

      1. To weaken the local resistance movement and thus prolong a financially lucrative occupation
      2. To provide cover not for withdrawal, but for more effective asset-stripping and resistance-crushing

    9. Re:From TFA by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you knew anything about Iraq & Iran, you'd know that Iraq is an Arab country and Iran is a Persian country.

      The Arabs have a long running grudge against the Persian empire, which Saddam used to unite the Iraqi people during that war.

      Maybe 30% of Iraqi families are mixed Sunni-Shia. To pretend that the sectarian violence in Iraq isn't religiously motivated is ignorance in the extreme.

      It's exactly the thing that Bush Sr. predicted would happen if he invaded Iraq. So he didn't. If you honestly believe that "This generally artificial tension is being produced as a convenient cover" then i suggest you go read a book or two, because Civil War is exactly what most political scientists expected would happen.

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    10. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't think the OP is pretending that Shia-Sunni hostility doesn't exist, but rather that it is abused as a convenient label to slap on all internal Iraqi problems, and that such slapdash analysis ignores the fact that in large number of cases Shi'ites and Sunni live in peace.

      I could have done without the "bushco" dig in the OP though. I have little but contempt for Bush and his advisors and honestly think they are the worst leadership this nation has ever had, but name calling lowers the level of the conversation.

    11. Re:From TFA by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      The claque of liberals you refer to would just as soon have Saddam Hussein still be in power. They're not ready to acknowledge there was any value at all in 'liberating' Iraq. Things were 'fine the way they are.'

      We're not talking about people who understand World politics or 'Human Rights' beyond the level of bumper sticker slogans, you know...

    12. Re:From TFA by ElephanTS · · Score: 1
      I don't think the OP is pretending that Shia-Sunni hostility doesn't exist, but rather that it is abused as a convenient label to slap on all internal Iraqi problems, and that such slapdash analysis ignores the fact that in large number of cases Shi'ites and Sunni live in peace.


      thanks, you understood me perfectly.

      There was some interesting insights on this on the Riverbend blog recently which, of course, is well worth reading anyway.

      I had no idea the bushco label would cause so many problems but it did. I don't really know why. I think it accurately represents the collusion of political and corporate power in present day USA.
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    13. Re:From TFA by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      "with friends like you who needs enemas!"

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    14. Re:From TFA by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      right, exactly. Now and go and explain that to all these people who don't see it. It wears me out.

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    15. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, GHW Bush and James Baker are a "cadre of liberals"? :P

    16. Re:From TFA by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      You're an AC too. I don't know your name, your address, your phone number or anything else about you. You're just as anonymous as anyone else.

    17. Re:From TFA by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      because Civil War is exactly what most political scientists expected would happen.

      Not because of any factor inherent to Iraq or Sunnis and Shia. Rather, because civil war is not uncommon after the downfall of a ruling regime, where factions struggle between each other for dominance and to create the next regime. The phrase "power vacuum" comes to mind.

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    18. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no idea the bushco label would cause so many problems but it did. I don't really know why. I think it accurately represents the collusion of political and corporate power in present day USA.

      Many of the neo-conservative leaders and thought leaders so obviously loathed Clinton that I expected spittle to fly from their mouth, them to start shrieking, and their face to turn beet red whenever they discussed him. I thought Clinton's response to them showed incredible courage and class in the face of extreme provecation, so that became what I aim for in political debate.

      Calm and rational discussion won't win the votes of religious fanatics or "nascar dads", but I believe that a simple statement of thought and opinion will do more to sway the reasonable middle than name calling.

    19. Re:From TFA by Dante · · Score: 1

      No: no one else can post as me. I have a track record, admittedly a questionable one but one none the less. eg look at my UID.

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    20. Re:From TFA by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      I tend to evaluate messages based on their content, so it usually doesn't matter who posted them, particularly since Slashdot has such a vast amount of posters.

    21. Re:From TFA by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      The claque of liberals you refer to would just as soon have Saddam Hussein still be in power. They're not ready to acknowledge there was any value at all in 'liberating' Iraq. Things were 'fine the way they are.'

      There wasn't any value in it, no matter how much you believe there to be. People need to 'liberate' themselves, not have some 3rd party come and do it for them.

      We're not talking about people who understand World politics or 'Human Rights' beyond the level of bumper sticker slogans, you know...

      I'm sure you claim to be an expert in world polictics too. Somehow I doubt you're any more of an 'expert' than anyone else here.

  41. Silly PC Feelgoodism by Baldrson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Some idiot with a PhD in molecular genetics (not population genetics) while debating me once blurted out that the human race is in a "Hardy-Wienberg Equilibrium", which is essentially the impression intended by the referenced article. What HRE means is that there is no "population structure" such as "races" -- which plays very well with the PC Feelgoodism that has been elevated to a state of theocratic dogma by the current zeigeist pervading not just media and academia but governmental circles. Of course when I pointed out that no one, not even the most politically correct academics claims such nonsense, he detonated and started telling me to blow my brains out.

    This is par for the course really.

    The reality is there is a lot of inbreeding among most populations -- so much so that the bugaboo of "geographic race", which is supposed to be nothing more than folk taxonomy or folksonomy, is actually one of the strongest predictors of genetic makeup medical researchers can use without going to the level of an actual DNA assay. A lot of this brain noise can be traced back to a little academic slight of hand committed by Richard Lewontin when he published a peer-reviewed paper circa 1970 that studied the population structure of certain genes. He then went on to write a book which did not pass peer review but which got a lot of publicity for the claim that "there is more variation within than between races" -- an idiom that is now part of the catechism of liberal arts academia.

    Well, unfortunately, this was an appealing fallacy, as shown by one of the grand old men of population genetics, AWF Edwards in Human genetic diversity: Lewontin's fallacy published under the peer-reviewed Bioessays about 30 years after Lewontin's non-peer-reviewed popular science book posing as academic debunking of popular prejudice. Why so long before such a peer-reviewed debunking? Well, this is the clever part -- Lewontin never bothered to publish his little catechism in any peer reviewed paper so there was never any basis for answering it within academia. Edwards actually had to depart somewhat from academic convention in addressing a popular misconception posing as academic wisdom that had influenced the government and culture profoundly for an entire generation!

    1. Re:Silly PC Feelgoodism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm sure you're familiar with the HapMap, but point your molecular geneticist friend over to that sometime; pretty damned near irrefutable difference that there are statistically significant genetic
      variations in geographically distinct groups of humans. nice and molecular, too. lest you be cast as the second coming of spencer, however, you can also mention i did just see a presentation at a conference in which analysis of the data showed that most of the variation appears to be stochastic (potentially founder-effect) rather than due to selective pressure. so you can have your races and not your racism, if you are so inclined.

    2. Re:Silly PC Feelgoodism by gardyloo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Some idiot with a PhD in molecular genetics (not population genetics) while debating me once blurted out that the human race is in a "Hardy-Wienberg Equilibrium", which is essentially the impression intended by the referenced article. What HRE means is that there is no "population structure" such as "races" -- which plays very well with the PC Feelgoodism that has been elevated to a state of theocratic dogma by the current zeigeist pervading not just media and academia but governmental circles. Of course when I pointed out that no one, not even the most politically correct academics claims such nonsense, he detonated and started telling me to blow my brains out.

            When I took physical anthropology in college, my prof. also tried feeding us this. She was a smart woman, but apparently had fallen into the "A differential equation gives us THIS" trap, and didn't know enough maths to challenge the original equation, which, to be realistic, must have a LOT more source and forcing terms than as is usually presented to measely college undergrads. The situation is complexified considerably when any of these terms are included, but the Hardy-Weinberg equilibrium was taken as gospel by her. When I challenged it, she was a bit indignant.
              Speaking later with a colleague who has a Ph.D. in anthro. (lithic tools development) and who also took a course from that prof., it became evident that differing experts (and professors) have different opinions as to the realism of HW equilibrium. My professor happened to be one who presented it as totally accepted in the field. Many other professors don't. I don't remember if I've ever heard of the people you mention in your post, but at least researchers in the field are aware of some difficulties with the big pictures. My own personal opinion is that things are almost unfathomably complex, and we may never have a satisfactory resolution to the issues raised by these authors. As is the case in a lot of the sciences, finding a self-consistent way to talk about certain classifications ("species"? "race"?) is horribly difficult, and the fields as a whole are having a hard time agreeing (or even settling for) upon which systems to use.
              Thanks for your post. I'm going to ask my friend if he knows those names, and try to do some reading on my own.

    3. Re:Silly PC Feelgoodism by gid-goo · · Score: 1

      Anybody who has taken a genetics course should know Richard Lewontin. He is and was a big figure in population genetics and did some heavy research using fruit flys in the 60's and 70's. Just check google scholar for Lewontin. That is his non-controversial work and why he has tenure at Harvard.

      The OP might be talking about Biology as Ideology. Lewontin has written and spoken extensively about the dangers of easy explanations being made using genetics. Basically, people like simple explanations. Genetics and evolution are complicated. People boil it down to simple explanations (it's all in the genes) ignoring the complexity of development. Lewontin was a lone figure for a while arguing for some sanity in the face of the overwhelming "it's all in the genes" crowd.

    4. Re:Silly PC Feelgoodism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HWE is applied on a gene-by-gene basis, so the human population can be in HWE for most genes. A key requirement for gene in a population to be in HWE is "random mating," which is not true for genes involving skin color, but is true for things like blood type. So yes, for many genes, HWE applies to the human population.

    5. Re:Silly PC Feelgoodism by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Politcally correct is right. I got flamed by some Irishman who got upset when I posted that a survey found that 0% of Irish and German had the liver deficiency that a lot of asian people have (causing the so-called "Asian Curse", flushing and inebriation with relatively small amounts of alcohol). He was like "What kind of racist BS is this? Har har make fun of the drunken paddies" and claimed I was racist, made it all up, etc.

      I think sent him a link to over 200 articles on pubmed on pharmacogenetics, including something like 10 on the subject of corrolating race to the liver deficiency. Like most people in the PC crowd that get called out for being provably wrong, he just tried to change the topic.

      But you're absolutely right. There's no need to get into complex discussions over whether race is even real or not. Self-reported ethnicity is one of the best ways of predicting certain sets of genes on a human (for sickle-cell, for example), and so is demonstrably not JUST a social construct.

    6. Re:Silly PC Feelgoodism by Baldrson · · Score: 1

      I was around reading the debates when E. O. Wilson was being harrangued attacked by guys like Lewontin and Gould. Please tell me where E. O. Wilson said of humans anything like "its all in the genes" so as to qualify him for the epithet "genetic determinist" leveled at him by your heroes?

  42. The article is flat-out WRONG. by Sosetta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By the article's argument, when you go back 40 generations, you have 2^40 ancestors, or 4 quadrillion ancestors. This is clearly impossible. There simply weren't that many people alive then. So how do you explain the discrepency of numbers? Massive global inbreeding. Go back 10 generations, and you'll find that your family tree branches back on itself many times. The "mathematical" proof that everyone's related is not proof at all. There's nothing to indicate truly common ancestry. In fact, the current level of mobility that many people experience is orders of magnitude greater than what most kings experienced even as little as 500 years ago. It's a silly article.

    1. Re:The article is flat-out WRONG. by vidarh · · Score: 1
      First of all, there's been lots of research in genetic markers that have long since given proof that humans from all over the world are closely interrelated. The only question is how closely.

      Second, while the level of mobility today is far greater, there's been a high level of mobility for many hundreds of years. But what's more important is that you don't need a high level of mobility, since even a single person transplanted into a foreign culture can quickly cause massive interconnection provided he/she has children.

      You mention kings, and that's another important point - families with power have been surprisingly mobile. One of the old royal families of Norway, for instance could trace their ancestry back through Sweden, several of the kingdoms in what is now Germany, what is now Italy all the way back to royalty in the Assyrian empire around 500 BC. Practically all the current royal families of Europe have tightly intervowen family trees going back hundreds of years, and many of them can similarly trace their families back hundreds of years further and often to locations far away.

      Add in things like "droit de seigneur" (a king or nobleman in many places had the right to the first night with a woman after her wedding) and royals notorious for fathering children all over the place. It's a standing joke in Norway that every Norwegian has the king Harald Hårfagre (Harald "Hairfair" - so named because he according to tradition told the woman he wanted to marry that he would not cut his hair until he had gathered all of Norway under his rule) in their family tree, because he supposedly had children all over the country.

      Add in invasions, slaving expeditions (including within Europe, for instance by the vikings), massive migrations, explorers,travellers etc. through the centuries followed by generations of intermarriage, and it would take a lot for at least people coming from larger population centers to not be related.

      For my part, my dads genealogy research resulted in a register of many thousand currently living descendants of his direct ancestors going back just to the early 1800's, and while the family for a long time was stationary in a small area in central Norway, the descendants have spread over at least Canada, USA (at least 5-6 states), Norway, UK over the last 100 years or so.

      Other factors play in as well, such as the Black Death. In most of Europe the massive population reduction caused a lot of movement of people resettling and taking land that was suddenly available. Not to mention that the spread of the disease itself is a testament to how much travel happened across the world even at that time. To Norway, for instance, the plague is thought to have first come via a Hanseat trading ship to the city of Bergen, which for a long time was a major Hansa trading port.

      And at the time of the plague, the population of countries like Norway was so small that the level of interbreeding must have been significant - some sources claim the combined population of the three largest cities of Norway was at around 12.000 people before the plague hit (compared to around 750.000 today of a total population of 4.5 million today).

    2. Re:The article is flat-out WRONG. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      This was covered in the article. Read the whole thing.

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    3. Re:The article is flat-out WRONG. by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      By the article's argument, when you go back 40 generations, you have 2^40 ancestors, or 4 quadrillion ancestors. This is clearly impossible. There simply weren't that many people alive then. So how do you explain the discrepency of numbers?
      High infant mortality rates.
      Few children lived long enough to grow up.
      Once they did, they had short life spans.
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    4. Re:The article is flat-out WRONG. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Add in things like "droit de seigneur" (a king or nobleman in many places had the right to the first night with a woman after her wedding)

      The "droit de seigneur" is a relatively recent invention, popularised by things such as The Marriage of Figaro. There is no historical evidence for it ever having existed.

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  43. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, but environments change too. When Europeans came to the Western Hemisphere, they brought with them various Eurasian diseases, like smallpox. If you didn't survive those diseases in Europe, you died, so it was safe to say that the visitors had some degree of genetic capacity to endure. But the natives had nothing, and died in record numbers. It's possible that the offspring of a native and a European would be more likely to survive, say, a case of smallpox, than a person with two native parents. When the environment changes, the traits required change too.

  44. As recently as the Golden Age of Greece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must surely be referring to the Greek king Krassas Bacon.

  45. Re:Eww yuck! by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

    Taking that train of thought even further, having such a pedigree to show that you really have 'pure' WASP ancestry (for example, though practically impossible) would be a badge of honor for white supremisist groups (and any other hatemongering clubs). Though kimvette is right, it wouldn't do anything but inflame cultural disparity, as racism isn't based on anything logical or rational, but is a completely irrational hatred of anyone different than they are.

  46. Thirty Ghosts by Cow+Jones · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Reminds me of something I heard on a documentary about Stanley Kubrick a few days ago. Arthur C. Clarke was talking about his Space Odyssey novel, and he remarked:
    "Behind every man now alive stand thirty ghosts, for that is the ratio by which the dead outnumber the living. Since the dawn of time, roughly a hundred billion human beings have walked the planet Earth.
    "Now this is an interesting number, for by a curious coincidence there are approximately a hundred billion stars in our local universe, the Milky Way. So for every man who has ever lived, in this universe, there shines a star."
    Considering that the statement is from 1968 we'll probably have to add a couple of ghosts to that number. Anyway, interesting line of thought.
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    1. Re:Thirty Ghosts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a fairly famous poem written a while ago about that. I've completely forgotten the name though.

      (i'm in ur internets, spamming ur forums)

    2. Re:Thirty Ghosts by painQuin · · Score: 0
      Considering that the statement is from 1968 we'll probably have to add a couple of ghosts to that number. Anyway, interesting line of thought.


      You'll notice he also references a global population of 6 billion, which we hit almost on the money in 2001. He was doing the numbers for 2001, not 1968. So yes, we add a few ghosts, buy five years worth, not 38. I don't think it actually affects the numbers at all but I felt I would point it out anyway.
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  47. I am Spartacus!!! by DoninIN · · Score: 1

    So, it's true?

  48. You can be a universal ancestor too! by claes · · Score: 4, Informative

    Richard Dawkins writes in The Ancestors Tale (page 43, "The Tasmanian's Tale") that roughly 80 percent of all invidiviuals of a current population will be universal ancestors to all living decendants a certain number of generations later. How many generations? That depends on the populations size: roughly the base 2 logarithm of the population size number of generations. This is more true for small, isolated populations, especially on islands (Tasmania is given as example) - you can not take the current population of people on earth today (6 billions) and trust this number.

    1. Re:You can be a universal ancestor too! by cnettel · · Score: 1
      Of course, the interesting part is if this happens within roughly 32 generations or not. At that point, your average descendant will have about 1 single base pair inherited from you! (If there is just a single lineage pointing back at you.) After that, it woulnd't even be theoretically possible to trace the inheritance through what's left in the genome. Contrast that to the "happy" bastards that have given their Y chromosomes roughly intact to countless millions, in only a few hundred years.

      Of course, your autosomal DNA may also be heavily representend in the descendants, but that will and must be at the cost of someone else. Naturally, on the other hand, 99.x % of both your genomes would have been identical, so the time before any base pair where you differ from any other germ line human today genome is eradicated might be quite a bit sooner.

      Finally, I expect a lot of us /.ers to be in the "20 %" section anyway.

    2. Re:You can be a universal ancestor too! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yep. The large morasses of population centers in India, China, and Africa (and elsewhere, but mainly there) kinda skew the perspective substantially.

      You've got to also make too many assumptions about global migration.

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  49. your origin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been traced back to the ape. Don't forget to put him into the familiy tree!

    1. Re:your origin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nay, evolution says apes and humans had a common ancestor, not that we came from apes.

  50. Supposed to... by Chmcginn · · Score: 3, Funny

    but I dunno. I mean, they still give me mod points every other week, and I just close my eyes and click.

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  51. If not for Europeans... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    News flash - the world has always worked "that way"... until recently. It largely because of European (western) sensibilities that the world is more civilized now that it ever was in any past, however rosy your glasses.

    Don't for a second think that any race has a monopoly on bad behavior.

    There is no race anywhere that has a past free of committing "depradations" on their neighbors.

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    1. Re:If not for Europeans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "civilized?" puh-leeze...

  52. I'm used to the idea... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    I've been dealing with certain members of my family for decades... I've gotten used to the idea that just because some of your relatives are worthless, doesn't me you are...

    I mean, statistically speaking, you are worthless, but there's always the chance you're not.

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  53. Re:Eww yuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My niece is Angel Boris

    Did you tap some of that ass when you had the chance?

    Dude...are you asking if he screwed his niece?
  54. With the advent of DNA by byteburlap · · Score: 1

    So now it is more accurate to use DNA than a familty tree?

  55. Hahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forgot to click on the "Post Anonymously" this time?

    1. Re:Hahahahaha! by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      No. I'm just this tactless.

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  56. Well what d'ya know... by kbox · · Score: 1

    Those wacky christians were right all along, who would have thought it..

  57. We All Descend from Noah by Physician · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    These results are not surprising considering that we all descend from Noah who according to tradition lived around 2000-2500 BC. Of course, most people here will cry foul. The Bible couldn't possibly be true, right? Or could it?

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    1. Re:We All Descend from Noah by KingSkippus · · Score: 2, Funny
      Or could it?

      No.

      And now that you mention it, yes, that is a foul. Please confine yourself for 10 minutes in the Slashdot penalty box.

    2. Re:We All Descend from Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word: Dinosaurs.

    3. Re:We All Descend from Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most /.ers won't respond to this kind of query.

      however, i think the better question is whether macro-evolution predits this kind.

      well, BEFORE it is morphed to include everythign it doesn't include now.

      lest you think i have your back (i might, i might not), make sure that you study the fallasy of eternal hell. i'd hate to see you right about noah's ark but wrong in such a way as to slander the name of the diety.

      he is not a sadist - and plato doesn't dictate doctrines to god.

      yes, the implicates 99% of christianity as slandering the name of the christian god... it is what it is.

      quite trying to convert others until you are 100% positive your game is in order - at least to the point of not teaching others to slander god's character, too.

      god is love.

      love does not harm to one's neighbor.

      the dead know nothing.

      resurrections take people from that know nothing state and give them consciousness again. read ezekiel 37 for a picture when god raises "the whole house of israel."

      the wages of sin is death (not eternal life!).

      yes, our reward is in heaven, but my son's reward is in toy's r us. that doesn't mean he'll receive it in toys r us. the last few chapters of revelations explains jesus returns to earth (from heaven) WITH OUR REWARD!

      the meek inherit the earth (going to heven is a fallacy, too).

      the saints will reign on earth.

      the kingdom of heaven *is* the kingdom of god and it will come to this earth... "they kingdom (of god, of heaven) COME (to earth), thy will be done ON EARTH as it is in heaven.

      why does 99% of christianity mistrust god and believe satan's first lie - "you shall not surely DIE?"

      god said we die, dead. satan says we have eternal souls - and won't die. traditional christianity rejected god's word and latched onto satan's version...

      "for many shall come in my name, and say that i am christ, and shall deceive many..."

      these items are so basic and so simple, yet a theologian who's spent DECADES studying the scriptures can't "get it."

      as for context, i do believe the bible is 100% true for its intended purpose. i have to admit, though, to not always understanding the intended purpose. therfore, i try and major in the majors and let the minors lie.

      "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is a one sentence summary of the scriptures. so simple, yet so impossible for all humankind to comprehened, let alone master.

      the breaking of this spiritual law is the reason for all that is evil on this earth.

    4. Re:We All Descend from Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to tell you this, but Jesus and thy Devil are on the same team and they both work for Halliburton. The church is a gigantic control network and thus far has worked quite well. It is setup to make you believe you are total scum, and the only way you can get to god is through a man wearing a magical cardboard hat reciting mystical incantations in latin. If you don't go through them, they tell you that you cook for eternity, which nobody would want.

      Now go buy some oil and take some pharmaceuticals to appease your overlords.

    5. Re:We All Descend from Noah by Physician · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should read the URL I mention in my signature. The author goes out of his way to point out that there will never be any "eternal burning".

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    6. Re:We All Descend from Noah by Physician · · Score: 1

      As an aside, the discovery of Noah's Ark has been making the news rounds lately. You can check it out on Google News yourself or go straight to the horse's mouth at www.arkfever.com.

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    7. Re:We All Descend from Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP!!

      +1 Funny.

    8. Re:We All Descend from Noah by plunge · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh, did they discover it AGAIN? They seem to discover a new "ark" every other month. It always turns out to be some random rock formation in some totally new location that some team of nutcases have convinced themselves is petrified wood (even though there are no rings, but of course they always have some random ad hoc "explanation" for that too).

      How many times must we go through this before people stop being taken in by charlatans and true-believers? This isn't much different than the "true cross" craze.

    9. Re:We All Descend from Noah by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      I'm going to report the moderation on this post to the admins on slashdot and request that the moderator not be given points again, as he or she is clearly abusing the privelege. Leave your gods at the door, folks...

    10. Re:We All Descend from Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. There is so much evidence to point towards the Bible as true. Why don't people accept this? The reason is they do not want to be accountable to God.

  58. Indeed, Jewishness by Flying+pig · · Score: 4, Informative

    is passed through the female line. As the Roman author had it, mater certus, pater semper incertus est (The mother is certain, the father always uncertain.)

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    1. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by XchristX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah. Matrilineal and matriarchial societies exit among Tamils, Meghas (in North-Estern India), communities in Andhra Pradesh (specially Telegu Jews, who keep strict records of their matrilineage) etc.

      Surprisingly numerous, these matriarchials...

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    2. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This may be off-topic, but I wanted to bring this in context. It's not just "other" peoples who have been matrilineal. The Celts were matrilineal as well, and some notable families in Europe remained matrilineal even past the Middle Ages. Many, many Native American tribes are matrilineal. What changed this? Christianity brining decidedly Roman attitudes. So, if you have Native American and/or Celtic ancestry, your ancestors were matrilinral. That covers most people in the Americas and Western Europe.

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    3. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "mater certus"
      That would be a male mother.

    4. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the quote was "mater semper certa est".

    5. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by the+phantom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Offtopic, but I feel it is important to point out that there is a great deal of difference between matrilineal organization and matriarchy. Matriarchy is where the women hold political, social, and/or religious power. In a matriarchy, the women are the primary owners of private property, and make the decisions that affect what the group will do. There are almost no examples of matriarchal societies in human history. That is not to say that a few have not popped up, but they are very rare and far between. On the other hand, a matrilineal society is one in which inheritence (of name, property, clan association, moity association, position, &c.) is passed through the female line. Generally, men are still in charge, but relationships are tracked by way of the female line.

    6. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by fiendo · · Score: 1
      So, if you have Native American and/or Celtic ancestry...

      Strangely enough, given that the researchers in the article may have been too conservative in their model, your statement may apply to everyone currently alive!

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    7. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      (The mother is certain, the father always uncertain.)

      If this wasn't the case Maury Povich would be out of business.

      LK

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    8. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by drerwk · · Score: 1

      I was unaware of thr Roman versio - I had always heard: mother's baby, father's maybe..

    9. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by XchristX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I disagree with you that matriarchial societies are rare. In my country (India) matriarchial families (where women held positions of power) are not uncommon. They have been even more common in the past. Example is the Maratha Confederacy

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratha_Confederacy

        which, while founded by Shivaji Raje Bhonsle (a man) was really run by his mother, Jijabai

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jijabai

        As well as the reigning queen of Jhansi, Laxmibai

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laxmibai
      http://www.copsey-family.org/~allenc/lakshmibai/

        in the 19th Century.

        Matriarchial societies were aggressively discouraged by muslim rulers after they invaded and occupied large parts of India, since, according to Islamic Kanoon-e-Shariat, a woman can't take a dump without the husband's permission. Despite that, the Mameluk dynasty of the Delhi Sultanate was briefly inherited by a woman, Sultana Razia al-Din (Jalalat ud-Din Raziya), daughter of Shams-ud-Din Iltutmish (India's first and last black emperor).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razia_Sultan

        Of course, the mad mullahs got their undies in a twist over that, but she did rule for 4 significant years in the Sultanate.

        There is a strong matriarchial tendency in many Maratha clans in India to this day. Maratha women are aggressive and outgoing (more so than other Indian women). They bunch up their saris , wrap them around around their legs and wrap the tail over the backside and tuck it uder the small of their backs, making them more like trousers.

      http://www.maharashtratourism.net/images/women-wea r.jpg

        This way, their movements are less restrictive. They can run, walk long distances, balance themselves better while carrying heavy loads, and engage in physical labour like their male counterparts. They are addresses as 'Bai' (meaning Lady) in public, they fish, farm, sell stuff, all that. Maratha women often contribute more to the family income than Maratha men.

      South Indian families (even Brahmin ones) often have the mother as the key decision-maker in the family (since males are busy working or studying) and thus has de-facto authority in family matters, even over the husband. This was true of my own grandmother, for instance (I'm Bengali), where my mother was one of 7 children, and my grandmother coached them in homework, got them to do chores, decided which schools they'd go to and so on, while my grandfather was busy at work (sometimes away from home for weeks). That's a matriarchial family right there.

        If you define power roles by the breadwinner, then these families are not all matriarchial, but that's a pretty narrow criterion in my opinion. The real power of authority is in the hands of the decision maker, which, in these cases, is the female, not the male.

        Plus, many South Indian Hindu Brahmins don't adopt their father's names as family names. They adopt the names of the town/village where their family originated (similar to some Arabs that way). They keep fairly detailed records of their lineage, and not much patriarchial bias exists in that process.

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    10. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      You have basically cited one example of a society that has some matriarchal tendencies. I am somewhat familier with the example you cite, and, while there are tendencies towards female power, I would hesitate to call even the Maratha truely matriarchal. However, even if I accept that example, that still does not invalidate my point that matriarchal societies are very rare. Your example is one out of thousands.

    11. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      mater certus

      That should, I trust, be mater certa. (Incidentally, that sounds like a paraphrase of a line in the Odyssey (very early Greek, not Roman) -- book 1, lines 215-16 -- though some people have thought that it was already proverbial then.)

    12. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by bloosqr · · Score: 1

      Ha not that strong matrilineal tendancies isn't a wellknown bong stereotype :)

      (i'm actually at the bengali conference in houston as we speak!)

      -bloo

    13. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by XchristX · · Score: 1

      Remmeber the trains as they whizzed by Midnapore and you saw women in gaamchas disciplining their kids? That's what I'm talking about.

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    14. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by XchristX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have cited a society. A very large society. The population of Maharashtra (as of 2001) is 96,752,247. That's a lot of people, and this type of matriarchy is not uncommon among them. That's 2% of the world's population, 30% of the population of North America. hardly a small enough number to dismiss so casually.

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    15. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by cwspain · · Score: 3, Informative
      What changed this? Christianity brining decidedly Roman attitudes.

      Actually, not Christianity bringing Roman attitudes, but Romans. For the first few centuries of Christianity in Ireland and northern Great Britain, it had a distinctly Celtic flavor, including a greater degree of gender equality and married clergy. Some even believe that St. Brigid was a bishop (the evidence is not very strong in either direction). The change came when the Celts started sending missionaries to the European mainland and they came into some conflict with Rome because they did things differently. It was at that point that Rome tightened control over the Celtic church and brought them in line with the Roman way of doing things.

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    16. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by vivin · · Score: 1

      Another Matrilineal/Matriarchial community is the Nair community in Kerala. The Nairs followed and still follow a Matrilineal system where the children trace their lineage through the mother, and "belong" to the mother's family. In fact, in some Nair family (including mine), we don't take the father's last name, but the mother's.

      In a traditional Nair family, the men had a minimal role. The oldest male member was called the Karnavar and made decisions but only after consulations with the oldest female member of the family.

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    17. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by frederickroyceperez · · Score: 1

      I think you have little information about the Anatolaian Plain or the American Plains Indian of which I am only glancingly familiar . The culture that flourshed in Ancient Turkey was well established and existed for at least two thousand years . The ascendance of male gods and their earthly images , men , led to more violent cultures with emphasis on military and hunter gatherer forms opposed to agrarian husbandry. This leads to the degradation of social layers where the "weakest" are "culled" and we have our focus shifted from the family to the leader . All in all I would say that the more thoughtful productive means of fomenting culture were abandoned and replaced with the results we are seeing now .

    18. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in fact it wasn't so much Roman as Greek attitudes, more specifically those of Aristotle, in whom the early Christian thinkers gained a great deal of their basic philosophy. Hence the continuation of Aristotelian philosophy well into the Middle Ages, and indeed in some terms, even to this day. Unfortunately Aristotle didn't have exactly the best view of women, and partly as a result a Patriarchal tradition arose throughout Christendom that was only really reversed with the modern feminist movements of the late 19th and 20th centuries.

    19. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Nomad37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two points to make:

      1. No need to get partisan about the Hindu / Muslim thing in this debate. A Muslim might say that Islam shows more respect for women's equality, right to choose her path in life etc as evidenced by its very progressive views on divorce whereas Hindu doctrine requires women to be burned when their husbands die. This is of course an inflammatory gloss over the subtleties of both religions (excuse the pun) but that's my point - let's not go round and round the mulberry bush.

      2. I don't agree with your example of the woman being the 'real' power in the house as being an example of matriarchal society. The same is true of most societies. It's apparent in the (western) feminist critique of the western liberal doctrine of the divide between private/public spheres. And if we were to adopt that distinction, it would quickly become apparent that a matriarchal society is one in which women hold power in public spheres. Maybe the Kerelan example suggested by a fellow poster - not familiar enough to judge myself.

      Anyway, just my 2 cents.

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    20. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by anandsr · · Score: 1

      There are indeed some Matriarchal societies. And they are very different than our normal societies.
      And they are present only in small tribal communities, unspoilt by the "Advancement".

      http://www.saunalahti.fi/penelope/Feminism/KhasiGa ro.html

    21. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 1

      No need to get partisan about the Hindu / Muslim thing in this debate.

      So we must gloss over the historical deficiencies and wrongs perpetrated by Islam because it is Islam? Why must this one religion be given such royal treatment whenever any critical examination of religions is being made? Why must the glaring shortcomings of Islam be glossed over while every other religion has its innards dissected?

      Islam shows more respect for women's equality, right to choose her path in life etc as evidenced by its very progressive views on divorce whereas Hindu doctrine requires women to be burned when their husbands die.

      Hindu doctrine doesn't require any such thing. The practice you refer to was a voluntary practice followed mostly by the wives of the Rajput warriors when they died, in order to save themselves from the horrors (rape, slavery etc.) the Muslim invaders would perpetrate on them. To say that it is a part of Hindu doctrine is to make generalisations of the most foolish type.

      Secondly, the rights of women under Islam are mostly a myth. Theoretically, women under Islam have a few rights, but when you look at the practical implementation, these are nowhere to be found except in a few communities.

      Furthermore, Hinduism is a non-doctrinal religion. Please tell me which doctrine you're talking of when you speak of doctrinal Hinduism. There are so many sects in Hinduism, so many schools of philosophy, spirituality and theology that you'll have your head spinning if you try to identify the one Hindu doctrine.

      That said, I agree with the second point you made.

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    22. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by BerntB · · Score: 1
      So we must gloss over the historical deficiencies and wrongs perpetrated by Islam because it is Islam? Why must this one religion be given such royal treatment whenever any critical examination of religions is being made? Why must the glaring shortcomings of Islam be glossed over while every other religion has its innards dissected?
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    23. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Aristotle was not well known to medieval European writers until the 1200's.

      And the male-centered society of ancient Greece definitely predates Aristotle. This is why, in Plato's dialogues, Socrates says that love between two men is superior to love between a man and a woman. Tyrants were men, and any dynasties were patrilineal. And if you go much further back, Homer also describes a very male-dominated society. And so does Greek mythology in general.

      Some of the older remains of the ancient Minoan civilization shows strong signs of being different. It is very possible that in earlier times there was a more female-oriented Greek civilization that was overwritten when Indo-European influences came in from elsewhere. (presumably Mesopotamia)

      Of course there were various female-oriented cults that existed in Roman times. E.g. The cult of Cybele, the rites of the bona dea, the cult of Isis, and so on. There were also various exclusively female rituals in classical Greece, as seen in the Thesmophorizeusae. But these are distinct from each other, and none of them are definitively known to be connected with the pre-Indo-European cultures.

    24. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      There are almost no examples of matriarchal societies in human history.

      Matriarchy may be in the minority in recorded human history, but to say "almost no" is an exaggeration, as others already have pointed out

      That is not to say that a few have not popped up, but they are very rare and far between

      Or few have left record. We know pretty well that patriarchy often went to great lengths to wipe out traces of female rule/independence/importance. (See, e.g., the unclear sex of the apostle Junia/Junias)

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    25. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      To those that have replied, in disagreement:

      I stand by my statement that matriarchal societies are exceedingly rare. I have studied the topic at some length, and am familier with the two(?) examples that have been raised (the Nair and the Maratha). I am also familier with the Iriqious (strong matrilineal descent, still not matriarchal), the Soiux (American Plains), the Han of China, the archaeological evidence from Minos, and a whole host of other societies, both modern and long dead, that are commonly used as examples of matriarchal societies. The fact is that most of them are not, in fact matriarchal -- political and economic power is still retained by the men. The anthropology backs this up, as does the archaeology. And, one more time, y'all have managed to come up with only two or three examples of societies that might be matriarchal, out of literally thousands of societies throughout history. This does not invalidate my point, even if one of those societies happens to include nearly 100,000,000 people.

    26. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      I'd agree that matriarchal societies are in the minority but I world not say they are rare.

      Pharaohs of Egypt have been female, Cleopatra the most famous. Other leaders previously thought to have been male are now discovered to actually be female.

      Since modern history was rewritten by Christians who are predominately patriarchal, the assumption was that these leaders were all male. Only when other evidence presented itself (in Cleopatras case the well documented relationship with Anthony) would they write them to be female. The other alternative of course is that Anthony and Cleopatra were gay males, but in the view of these Christian writers the only thing more anti-god than a female in power was a gay male in power.

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    27. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by 3leggeddog · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "mater certa"? Or did that Roman believe mothers masculine?

    28. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you up! Twice!
      If I had money, I'd subscribe to your newsletter :)

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    29. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by XchristX · · Score: 1

      >A Muslim might say that Islam shows more respect for women's equality

        Oh, come on. In how many muslims countries do we have STATE SPONSORED persecution of women ( where women are hanged upside down from cranes and executed by public stoning Iran, Saudi Arabia)?

        Now, how many Hindu governments do that (0, there is no Hindu government anywhere)?

        If muslims treat their women equally, them I'm a 23000-year old Buddhist Vampire.

      >Hindu doctrine requires women to be burned when their husbands die

        That is total bunk. 'Sati' is nothing more than an anti-Hindu canard used by white people to ddefame Hindus. It's like when anti-semites quote the 'Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion' or something. There is absolutely no mention of sati in any Vedic, Pauranic or Shastric Scripture (quote one for me if you think otherwise). Sati was the principle of VOLUNTARY self-immolation practiced by widows because muslims would automatically rape any Hindu woman if she was recently widowed (read about JOHAR/JAUHAR) and so she'd prefer death to rape. Sati has almost entirely been stopped, thanks to the efforts of the Brahmo Samaj anyway, whereas state-sponsored mistreatment of women continues in muslim countries.

      >I don't agree with your example of the woman being the 'real' power in the house as being an example of >matriarchal society. The same is true of most societies

        Incorrect, Islamic Sharia law regards providing ANY kind of authority to a woman to be absolute blasphemy. Woman have NO power of any kind in Islamic theocracies. None whatsoever. Secular-leaning countries of muslims like Turkey, Malaysia, and (to a lesser extent) Pakistan hve some empowerment of women, but not others.

      >And if we were to adopt that distinction, it would quickly become apparent that a matriarchal society is >one in which women hold power in public spheres

        Fair enough. There are ample examples of that in Maratha history. Read Jijabai, Tarabai, Laxmibai to name a few. Peshwa wives have been known to rule in lieu of their husbands. In fact, in few other Indian societies have this many women enjoyed this much empowerment.

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    30. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe...incertus.

    31. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Elizabeth I was female. Does that mean that England was a matriarchy during her rule? Catherine the Great was female. Does that mean that Russia was a matriarchy during her reign? A single female leader does not a matriarchy make.

    32. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      No of course not. But I think you missed my point.

      Given that the sex of an ancient ruler was assumed to be male when in doubt, would it not be just as likely that ancient Egypt and others like societies were matriarchal rather than patriarchal? Or more likely, these artificial labels had no meaning at the time and the sex of the ruler was irrelevant?

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    33. Re:Indeed, Jewishness by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. The archaeological evidence indicates that the people in power were men, not women. Historians, anthropologists, and archaeolgists don't just "assume" that the leaders were male if there is doubt. That may have occured in the past, but it is not what a modern social scientist would assume. Until there is enough evidence to come to a conclusion, the sex of the ancient ruler would remain indeterminate. Also, a society is patriarchal not because one leader happens to be male, but because the general balance of power is controlled by males. Men make up the priestly class, and the ruling class, and the merchant class, &c. The Greek Oracles were women. These women helped make decisions that affected the course of Greek actions. However, it was men that had the final say. Thus, ancient Greece was a patriarchy, despite the influence of certain women.

  59. Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every human on Earth can trace our ancestries to someone who lived as recently as the Abraham Lincoln administration. Unless they spent some generations on another planet, or were recently created by an upstart god who got funding for Creation 2.0.

    Really, what an insipid take on human descent. The writers might find plenty of inspiration in thinking that every warring religious faction is made of mere cousins. But the real agenda here is to say that our "common ancestors" were Adam and Eve, cryptoreligious "science" that insists the world was created around 6-7000 years ago. Statistical oversimplifications claiming "mathematical certainty" are easy meat for half-bright reporters. But when they don't bother to explain how isolated populations like deep Amazonian tribes factor into the "probability model", it's clear they're looking for data to fit their foregone conclusion. People who first encountered Europeans in the past few dozen years, whose ancestors migrated from Asia probably 30,000 years ago, are the obvious distant relatives to explain, not Palestinians and Jews who have already been experimentally demonstrated.

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    1. Re:Incestuous Science by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Wow. Not sure where Abraham Lincoln came from. He lived considerably more recently than 1 AD, the most recent in any way reasonable date the article mentions.

      The rest, wow. You might be being a touch paranoid about the religious people.

      It's not unreasonable to suggest that even the deepest Amazonian tribe was visited by an outsider (even if just from the next tribe over) sometime in the last five thousand years. Note that the article ISN'T saying that 5000 years ago there was an "Adam" who is direct great-great-...-grandfather to all of us. Sometime in the past, statistically somewhere in the last few thousand years, there was one person who, NOT NECESSARILY DIRECTLY is related to all people currently alive. Ie he's not your grandfather, he's that weird great uncle on your mother's side (except more so).

      Note also that it only takes one explorer impregnating one woman from one of those deep Amazonian tribes for the resulting child to be related to EVERYONE the explorer is related to -- quite reasonably all of Europe and Asia.

    2. Re:Incestuous Science by tfried · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But the real agenda here is to say that our "common ancestors" were Adam and Eve

      No, this is absolutely not the point of the article, nor is it implied in any which way. Read TFA again, if you really think so. The article says that each of the millions of persons in the 5000 B.C. timeframe who had offspring are ancestors(*) to all of us. It also only gives an estimate of the latest point at which this should be true, not the earliest point. Nowhere, and in no way does the article seek to make out "the two first human beings" or try to date them.

      Further, as others have pointed out, for the purpose of passing down a family tree/ancestry - in contrast to substantial genetic inheritance - a single migrant ever coming to an "isolated population" is absolutely enough to "infect" an entire population several generations down the line. As an example for the difference between genetic inheritance and ancestry: Your great-great-great-great-grandfather is just as much your ancestor as your direct father. He only handed down a tiny fraction of his genes, however.

      (*): And not just once - such a person would be highly likely to be found on our family tree several times! Read the article for an explanation. Then go shock your local cleric with your new insight on inbreeding.

    3. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, you just don't get it. Here's some more help.

      For starters, "Abraham Lincoln's administration" is just an arbitrary era, to illustrate the point that any era contains all the ancestors of any later era's people. To drive home that the article is blathering about arbitrary dates as if they're significant. Arbitrary to science, anyway - the dates of 2000 years ago and 6-7000 years ago are not arbitrary to the religious people who pump out such fake science. The people who are attacking science in the classroom, in the government, in the media - anywhere it could oppose the theocracy they're hellbent on getting.

      You're unaware of their theocrat agenda, charitably just through common naivete, that you even misread that article's propaganda. It most certainly does say "Whoever it was probably lived a few thousand years ago [...] this was the ancestor of every person now living on Earth", not just "an ancestor". It's sloppy and inconsistent, like the rest of theocrat fake pseudoscience. But it is delivering the "young Earth creationism" in just one media package among the thousands that will make it to the public this year.

      You go on to insist on the statistical inference ballyhooed in the article, despite my counterexample from reality of isolated tribes which didn't get get any pregnant women by "explorers", as I mentioned, and as is documented. There is no cited evidence showing those people are covered by this statistical model, though the completely noncontroversial Jews/Palestinians are cited as cousins. There are surely other examples, but one is enough for someone interested in science, not creationist propaganda.

      Catching these theocrats in their fake pseudoscience propaganda is not "paranoia". Defending their propaganda is denial. Maybe you're just seeing it for the first time, so it's kind of hard to believe how far they've already gone. But you've now got the chance to open your eyes, because they'll go all the way. Many civilizations have fallen when barbarians pulled ignorance over their people, usually in the name of religion - Rome, Islam, Egypt all fell into disrepair choosing religion over real knowledge. Thinking we're special, it can't happen to us, makes us even more like those who have fallen before us.

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    4. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It certainly is implied, as I've already pointed out. The article leads off with "Whoever it was probably lived a few thousand years ago [...] was the ancestor of every person now living on Earth". The lede is the journalistic way of stating the main point. It then goes on to suggest dates, like 5-7000 years ago, and "the time of Christ". It makes a dramatic statement "It means when Muslims, Jews or Christians claim to be children of Abraham, they are all bound to be right."

      There's certainly some basic truth to the research. And the article mentions other dates and eras which conflict with the Creationist pseudoscience. But that's the only way that creationists get any time as "science": in sloppy reporting that tolerates, encourages the contradictions that science rejects but faith accepts.

      I haven't proposed any new insights on inbreeding. And I've got no time to waste on any lost cause "local cleric" who doesn't already accept that biblical Creation has nothing to do with the literal history of our species. But I've got plenty of time to debunk Creationist propaganda among the people who read Slashdot. If that shocks you, ask god for guidance, or just pay attention to the facts.

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    5. Re:Incestuous Science by identity0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Jesus Chri- er, I mean, Charles Darwin, people! It's perfectly obvious that all humans are related at some point, unless there is a group of cave-dwellers descended from hydrothermal vent bacteria who are not vertebrate arthropods of the kingdom Animalia, domain Eukaryote, with a completely differnt evolutionary history, who just *happened* to evolve the exact same biological features of modern humans.

      This discussion seems to have been derailed by people who have not read the article or really thought about what it is saying. I have, and while thir methodlogy seems somewhat questionable, I don't disagree with the possibility of it happening.

      Now the issue is, how close to the current time can all modern humans trace their ancestors? Well, that is an interesting question. 500BC sounds hard to account for people who have lived in the Americas and Australia who have not had European genes mixed in since their contact after 1500 AD or so. They seem to have left Eurasia during the last ice age, more than 10,000 years before.

      On the other hand, it doesn't require one single person to visit those peoples in order for their genes to travel. Over the course of many generations, a person's descendants could move about and spread his genes. Even if he/she only moved to the next village, or made one ocean crossing, they could easily spread throughout the world, including to populations that had lived in relative isolation for thousands of years.

      All it really takes is for one person to make it to someplace near an isolated community, and for their genes to be passed on. The natural shuffling of descendants between local communities will eventually ensure that their genes will spread to everyone in the region. Note that it will be a very small fraction of the genes, but it will be there.

      Now I take issue with this comment: "Had you entered any village on Earth in around 3,000 B.C., the first person you would have met would probably be your ancestor," Hein marveled. Okay, he qualifies it with 'probably', but he does not seem to account for groups which were wiped out by natural disasters or wars. Those people would be more like uncles and aunts, not direct ancestors.

      I would like to see the statistics backed up with more actual genetic data, but the study is interesting, at least.

    6. Re:Incestuous Science by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Like I said before, wow.

      I think you need to read the article again, carefully, to see what it actually says. Ignore the fluff the reporter put in about jews and arabs.

      Yes, we all have ancestors at any particular point in time. The significance of this point some number of thousand years ago is that's the maximum amount of time you'd have to look back before any two people on the planet could find a common ancestor. It's kind of like that six degrees of Kevin Bacon game, except using only bloodlines. As the article says, if you look farther back then that more and more people are related to everybody alive today until you arrive at a point where everybody is either related to everybody alive today or nobody. This study has nothing to do with the world being six thousand years old. In fact, it contradicts that fact since it does NOT trace us all back to a single couple six thousand years ago.

    7. Re:Incestuous Science by tfried · · Score: 1

      Come on, now. There may be lot's of religious zealots and zealotry out there, but it does not mean every person you meet, and every article you read is one of them. For the record: I'm an atheist, I believe in evolution theory, my adrenaline level rises dramatically, when I read creationist propaganda (or even just about it). Ready to listen more carefully, now?

      So the article starts out with dramatic inexact wording. Criticise that, all right. But realize most articles do. Read on to see whether it remains that way, just like you click the link after reading a sensationalist slashdot summary. I'll give you some further quotes, not that much further down:

      "Had you entered any village on Earth in around 3,000 B.C., the first person you would have met would probably be your ancestor," Hein marveled.

      [...]

      As the number of potential ancestors dwindles and the number of branches explodes there comes a time when every single person on Earth is an ancestor to all of us, except the ones who never had children or whose lines eventually died out.

      And it wasn't all that long ago. When you walk through an exhibit of Ancient Egyptian art from the time of the pyramids, everything there was very likely created by one of your ancestors every statue, every hieroglyph, every gold necklace. If there is a mummy lying in the center of the room, that person was almost certainly your ancestor, too.

      How's that for Adam and Eve? BTW, it's right after that paragraph that the "Abraham thing" is mentioned. And in that context "It means when Muslims, Jews or Christians claim to be children of Abraham, they are all bound to be right." does sound a little spiteful to me. Didn't you notice at all, do you think the author did not place it there on intent? Being a "child of Abraham" can be mathematically shown to be a null-statement. And it can additionally be shown they're children of the ol' evil pharao at the same time. Oh, the irony.

      On inbreeding: No, you didn't propse any new insights on that. The article did, which is why I asked you to first read the article again, then go bashing:

      [...] Imagine there was a man living 1,200 years ago whose daughter was your mother's 36th great-grandmother, and whose son was your father's 36th great-grandfather. That would put him on two branches on your family tree, one on your mother's side and one on your father's.

      In fact, most of the people who lived 1,200 years ago appear not twice, but thousands of times on our family trees, because there were only 200 million people on Earth back then. Simple division a trillion divided by 200 million shows that on average each person back then would appear 5,000 times on the family tree of every single individual living today.

      I apreciate you don't want to waste your time on the local cleric, and in fact, I don't plan to either. I do take delight in picturing how he might react, though. Maybe you can too (but no, the joke's not funny any more after explaining it :-( ). Either way, if you'd like to help the cause of enlightment, please focus on helping those understand the actual message of this research that would otherwise think it acutally supports a creationist view of the world. It does not.

      One more concluding remark on the "isolated populations" you mentioned in your orignial post. Guess why they're not a problem in the study, even though they we're taken into account? Because the authors did not search for the "beginning of time" or some such. They say, all of their population today has a Greek/whatever ancestor 5000 B.C., because a single migrant visiting them in 1356 B.C./whenever and having children is enough to bring his entire family tree into that population. That migrant did not cause the Amazon tribe to exist, did not influence their gene pool in any way measurable today (100+ generations later), but he did - technically - bring in his entire ancestry. Beautiful maths.

    8. Re:Incestuous Science by tfried · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I would like to see the statistics backed up with more actual genetic data, but the study is interesting, at least.

      Don't mix up genetics and ancestry. The genes of a person from 100 generations ago would be entirely dissolved and not measurable today. This person could only pass on 1/2^100 of his genes to any particular person living today. That's technically nothing at all. Ancestry is an entirely different story, and really more of a mathematical concept: This person could still be 100% your ancestor, as ancestry is just defined that way.

      So 1) genetic data does not help much with this at all. 2) Passing down your ancestry/family tree is much "easier" than passing down your genes. That's an important part of the reason why the result is plausible indeed, even taking isolated populations into account.

    9. Re:Incestuous Science by tricorn · · Score: 1

      You're right that they're not saying there was an "Adam" 5000 years ago, but they ARE saying that there was a most recent direct descendant to everyone alive today. That doesn't mean that person is the ONLY person alive at the time who had descendants, nor that if you go back one or two more generations, there aren't LOTS of common ancestors, just that one of them has to be the most recent. Going the other way, you will eventually come to a time when EVERYONE then alive was either an ancestor of everyone now alive, or has NO living descendants in this time. Ultimately, you will come down to one individual who is THE common ancestor of everyone alive today, but they aren't saying that was 5000 years ago.

    10. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Tell you what. I'll reread the article (3rd time today), if you'll read the Dominionism article to which I already linked.

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    11. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I don't find theocrats in everyone I meet. Suggesting that I do, when I'm just picking the theocrat propaganda out of a single article, doesn't make me receptive to your advice.

      I already showed where that crappy article goes beyond crudeness into Creationist propaganda. That it mixes with legitimate scientific inference is just a measure of how little regard Creationists have for science, journalism, or anyone who reads their drivel.

      You go ahead doing nothing but accentuating the positive. Most of the people buying the theocrat propaganda are much more motivated by fear than by knowledge. So I offer them some scary truth about the propaganda they're getting fed. Your job is that much easier with me out there doing the dirty work. And I like it.

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    12. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The article builds on the common-sensical premise you talk about to make thinly veiled creationist points about 5-7000 years ago, "the time of Christ" and other Creationist code. I'm not denying the sense of our common ancestry, though the study's purely statistical basis isn't that interesting compared to actual DNA studies now cheap and easy.

      I'm just pointing out how Creationist pseudoscientists use anything "sciency" to score bible points. Which is unacceptable, as they try to replace real science with their fake stuff.

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    13. Re:Incestuous Science by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what I said? Did you mean to respond to the grandparent?

    14. Re:Incestuous Science by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I'm not arguing there are some scary people in the world, with some scary beliefs. The whack jobs who are looking forward to (and trying to encourage) armageddon chief among them.

      That doesn't mean EVERYONE is one of them though. Just because the Christian beginning of the universe happens to fall within the (large) time span mentioned in the article. In fact, a fundamentalist Christian, should he or she consider this study in depth, would probably disagree with the finding that the most recent common ancestor lived several thousand years ago, meaning the ultimate common ancestor (the first one) lived much earlier.

    15. Re:Incestuous Science by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      There is one small problem with Darwin: There is no evidence in the fossil record of one species evolving from another! No fossils of the in between steps in the process have ever been found anywhere. I mean the creation of a true new species from an older life form, not adaptation (ie a bacteria becoming drug resistant), or a crossbreeding in the wild like the Great Horned owl and the Spotted owl that are creating the Sporned owl, because that is still an owl. After 150 years of looking for anything that evolved into a new species absolutly nothing has been found. Darwins theory is just an unfounded theory with no scientific proof anywhere. Everytime there has been a "missing link" found, it has been proved to be a fake.

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    16. Re:Incestuous Science by tfried · · Score: 1

      Most likely you've heard the quote "God does not roll dice", attributed to Albert Einstein. Maybe a year ago or so, I came across this quote on a Creationist propaganda site. Needless to say, I was highly angry about them misusing this quote so entirely out of context - especially since Einstein was prominently and strongly opposed to religious "reasoning".

      Why am I reminded of this just now? Well, to me you seem like someone shouting "Well damn that bloody Creationist Einstein, then!" I guess, if Einstein had had a premonition of the Creationist nonsense to come after his day, he might have chosen different words (and after all, he was wrong about quantum mechanics anyway). Barring that, I'd rather blame the Creationist propagandist for misusing the quote, than Einstein for coining it. In fact, I think, much more is to be won in pointing out the quote is entirely out of context than by debunking it, thereby "admitting" it was meant to support the notion of the Creationists.

      Can you see the analogy? Well, in case not, I guess it's because our disagreement is really rooted somewhere else: You think the research itself is driven by propaganda and flawed. I think it is not at all driven by propaganda, seems scientifically sound, and does not give the slightest support a Creationist point of view at all.

      If your point actually was "Well, the original study is pretty nice, but I think the article about it makes a number of superfluous, misleading, and maybe even dangerous statements that should really be critized, for they could lead to a wrong interpretation" - fine, I'll give in, tell you have a point, even though I don't think it's really all that bad. However, I'll also tell you, you did not differentiate well between the research, and it's popularized presentation, and I got the impression you were actually after something different.

      If your point actually was (as I understood it to be) "The research itself follows a Creationist agenda, it is scientifically flawed, and no one should ever have written an article about this crap", then I prefer to disagree. I think I have addressed the main points of criticism you have raised regarding the methodology of the study. Feel free to debunk those defences in turn, but obviously we've already strayed far away from that discussion.

      Maybe I just got you wrong, but then please help me find out, where we really disagree.

      > Your job is that much easier with me out there doing the dirty work.

      Until that time, however, letting you do the dirty work - or so I'm worried - is setting a fox to keep the geese.

    17. Re:Incestuous Science by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Uh, no? I was responding to your statement that they weren't talking about "direct descendants", but "somehow related" - you said specifically:

      one person who, NOT NECESSARILY DIRECTLY is related to all people currently alive. Ie he's not your grandfather, he's that weird great uncle on your mother's side
      I'm disagreeing - if you were related to that person by him being an uncle to one of your direct ancestors, just go back one generation and you have someone who is a direct ancestor! Makes no difference, another 30 years or so.

      The rest wasn't necessarily disagreeing with you, but expanding on it.

    18. Re:Incestuous Science by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Good point. I guess what I meant is that the idea of the human family tree being a big pyramid leading back to this one person isn't accurate. It's tangled, so chances are this particular person would appear in a bunch of places on almost everyone's branch of the family tree, along with a lot of other people. This person isn't a point like the one ultimate ancestor would be.

    19. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I haven't said anything much about the original study, except that its statistical analysis seems facile compared to the actual DNA population analysis done elsewhere.

      I did say, in effect, "I think the article about it makes a number of superfluous, misleading, and maybe even dangerous statements that should really be critized, for they could lead to a wrong interpretation", as you'd like to paraphrase. I'm just not that polite.

      Einstein died in 1955. He watched his Germany collapse into fascism and a holocaust that would have sent him to an oven, but he lived for a decade during which science chased lots of superstition from every corner of the globe.

      Einstein did not face the theocrats that are taking over every corner of America, Einstein's haven, as fast as they can. Einstein stayed in America starting in 1933, when the Nazis forced all German Jews from university jobs. After his experience, he would easily have recognized the theocracy movement in America, especially as it fronts for our fascism. I will not remain polite while our theocrats gear up, more cautiously then their failed, overzealous Nazi predecessors. You can do however you like, but I will do it my way. If my way somehow reminds you of a theocracy, I'm baffled, but that's your problem, not mine.

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    20. Re:Incestuous Science by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      But when they don't bother to explain how isolated populations

      And exactly how many perfectly isolated populations of humans are there in the universe?

      like deep Amazonian tribes

      The Spanish and Portuguese have been all over that continent for, what, approaching 500 years? And the Amazonian aboriginal peoples themselves are mobile between populations.

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    21. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Not "all over". There are several tribes far west in the Amazon and the eastern slope of the Andes which had no contact, not even visual from a distance, with Europeans or even Brazilian citizens. And they don't mate outside their tribes. They're extremely conservative, one reason they're not only living the life of their ancestors a thousand or more years ago, but are alive at all, despite the Europeans and their descendants.

      Your post is pure speculation without any knowledge of these people. Try learning something about them first, before acting like you know how they act.

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    22. Re:Incestuous Science by plunge · · Score: 1

      I know this is a troll, but hey, why not?

      "There is no evidence in the fossil record of one species evolving from another!"

      Not only is there plenty of evidence, but it's fossil, genetic, and direct observation all fitting together in a very precise manner as to establish the common descent of life on earth. How do you explain away not only all this evidence, but how it all fits together?

      "No fossils of the in between steps in the process have ever been found anywhere."

      That's because there is no "in between" steps, or at least, they are all in between steps. You seem to completely misunderstand what speciation and evolution is all about. If you are talking about transitional forms, then there are countless examples in the fossil record. But "transitional" doesn't mean that these fossils are like half-pig/half-fish: they are creatures in their own right who happen to share particular sets of features that are otherwise unique to two different groups.

      "I mean the creation of a true new species from an older life form, not adaptation (ie a bacteria becoming drug resistant), or a crossbreeding in the wild like the Great Horned owl and the Spotted owl that are creating the Sporned owl, because that is still an owl."

      This is what I mean about you not understanding what you think you are criticizing. Evolution NEVER suggests that one thing simply turns into an entirely different thing: that some descendant of an owl will someday be not an owl. It's descent with modification, and if you look at the taxonomic tree, that's what you see: forms that build on one another in a predictable nested heirarchy. Claiming that evolution needs or requires owls to turn into non-owls is like claiming that things that were once mammals will have descendants that are not mammals. That's not the way it works or its claimed to work. Human beings, for instance, still belong to every single taxonomic group that their ancestors belonged to. We're still apes, still haplorri, still eutherians, still therians, still amniotes, still tetrapods, still vertebrates, still chordates, still eukaryote, and so on. At no time did we jump over into another group, nowhere in our entire ancestry.

      "Everytime there has been a "missing link" found, it has been proved to be a fake."

      Anyone that can say something that stupid, false, and unjustified is probably never going to be convinced by any evidence whatsoever. But hey, I tried.

    23. Re:Incestuous Science by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      And yet we know about them, so they've not been perfectly isolated at least. Which means it is quite possible that some individuals, despite any tribal norms, inter-bred with europeans, by choice or otherwise. Never mind inter-breeding with other tribes.

      Yes, my knowledge of amazonian tribes is virtually non-existent, I admit. What little I know is from a recentish documentary (unfortunately I forget) of a man who spent quite some time (I think at least several months) with a deep-amazon tribe. Things I remember:

      a) Promiscuity was socially acceptable and the norm
      b) Contact with other tribes was indeed uncommon and avoided, however to settle feuds, meetings were held between them when absolutely required. (and see a).
      c) Some individuals had left tribe life, for the more 'modern' life (this was how the documentary maker managed to introduce himself IIRC), but still maintained contact.

      Extrapolate backward over several hundred years.

      There's just no reason to think that these Amazonian tribes, contrary to all other known overlapping human societies, did not have some inter-breeding. Societal norms are one thing, individual desires and happen-stance are another. I.e. to my thinking, the claim that no inter-breeding could have occured is the extra-ordinary one and demands the additional burden of proof.

      Finally, I note that in this debate your comments seem to be tinged/side-tracked due to a pre-occupation with creationism and religion. You seem opposed to the (mostly) mathematical postulate more because of (not immediately relevant) concerns about what creationists might do with it, than with the the idea itself. I don't say this to offend, rather because my memory is that your comments here usually are well-reasoned and/or insightful and I was surprised by the general position of some of your comments to this article.

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    24. Re:Incestuous Science by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Darwins theory has nothing to do with adaptive characteristics within a species, taller, more hair, less hair, etc. Darwin stated that all life evolved from single cell organisms. In that case there would be transitional fossils, there aren't. He stated that species would evolve into new species, they haven't. The fossil record actually shows: large numbers of life forms suddenly appearing, remaing virtualy unchanged for millions of years and suddenly disappearing. The cyccle repeats several times, with different life forms each time, and no connecion from the previous to the current.

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    25. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The tribes I'm talking about are extremely xenophobic. One in particular surfaced in the mid-1990s, and was determined by anthropologists to be living in the same state as before European arrival, probably for thousands of years. Their condition is not random, or the result of mere distance. Their culture is extremely exclusive. I see no reason to believe in the "possibility" of their interbreeding just because our own culture makes that possible. Theirs does not, unless I learn otherwise.

      Which is one reason why I doubt the article, at least. The writer's references to the family unity of Jews, Muslims and Christians are arbitrary, though supporting a "literal bible" agenda, along with their arbitrary timeframes. Even the basic logic of their article's lede, as I poked with my Lincoln example, is a setup for cheerleading fundamentalism. There is a large, well-funded theocrat movement at work in America today, priotitizing science in the media for subversion. So I prioritize counterattack. I don't want to see any bookburnings in my neighborhood.

      The original paper would be interesting to read for such bias. I'd like to read some peer reviews which critique its statistical premise. But the article linked to neither.

      None of the people disagreeing with me in this thread have, either. Most have just argued with me without logic, just defensively against the idea that theocrats have gotten so far in the media. Which of course they have - Bush's administration is now notorious for vetting evolution and Greenhouse science publication, a theocrat mask on a fascist face. So my counterattack is merited.

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    26. Re:Incestuous Science by plunge · · Score: 1

      "Darwins theory has nothing to do with adaptive characteristics within a species, taller, more hair, less hair, etc. "

      Actually, it has everything to do with it. Because differences among species are nothing more than developing those different morphological traits in different directions. The underlying mechanisms of reproductive speciation are no different than those of "taller, more hair, less hair" etc. ALL of these traits have an underlying genetic substructure that demonstrably changes over time in a population and allows species to develop in different directions and ultimately to become genetically incompatible, at which point their trait development is no longer linked and their ancestors can head off in radically different directions.

      "Darwin stated that all life evolved from single cell organisms."

      Well, no, Darwin didn't really state that so much in his published work, and he only speculated about it in his letters. In his time, we barely knew anything ABOUT cells in the first place. But that is what was discovered and confirmed over time, and it is what all the evidence says. For most of the planets history, there was only single-celled organisms. Late in the game, eukaryotes come onto the scene. And wouldn't you know it, but they are a group that, is uniquely like US compared to all other life. And we are STILL eukaryotes, to this day!

      "In that case there would be transitional fossils, there aren't."

      Again, I have no idea what bizarre concept you must have of what a transitional fossil would look like, but you're simply wrong. There are many: more, in fact, than Darwin ever expected anyone to find in his day, given how rare and uneven fossilization is (Darwin never imagined the idea of a backhoe, or core samples in oil drilling, or sonic dowsing, etc.). Of course, creationists love to play games and lie about what we should and should not expect to see in the fossil record. They deny what transitional fossils are, and pretend that nothing is good enough until we find every single individual animal that ever lived in fossil form, which is nonsense. Fossils are only icing on the cake as far as evolution. Even if there were almost no fossils at all, we'd still know that common descent had happened from all the other evidence (though it would be much harder to work out and date the exact lineages).

      "The fossil record actually shows: large numbers of life forms suddenly appearing, remaing virtualy unchanged for millions of years and suddenly disappearing. The cyccle repeats several times, with different life forms each time, and no connecion from the previous to the current."

      I'm sure that's what whatever you've been reading has said, no doubt because someone without any understanding of geology paleontology or population genetics skimmed a biology journal and yanked a couple of quotes out of context. Unfortunately, it ain't so. While the fossil record is by nature only the broadest overview of things, not an animated sequence in fine detail, all of the overall lines are not only well established in the record, but they all indepedently confirm with both genetic data and all sorts of other patterns (like geographic distribution) that they must fall into in order for common descent to be true. It's simply a lie to say that there are no connections: not only are there connections, but they make things pretty darn clear: we've worked out a "Tree of life" that self-correlates with completely different methods of evidential construction to almost 37 decimal places with JUST only 29 of the major taxa alone.

      Oh, and by the way: chordates existed before the Cambrian era, and they survived the extinction. We are chordates (we are STILL chordates, because evolution doesn't randomly take a chordate and make it into an invertebrate: it's descent with modification, not design). How does that make any sense at all with what you just said? It doesn't. Because what you said is simply falsehood.

    27. Re:Incestuous Science by tfried · · Score: 1

      I had meant to call it quits in that other thread of ours, thinking "well, he might be overreacting, but he does have some arguments, and while I disagree on the evaluation of those arguments, both sides have made their point, no need to carry this on for ever". But sorry, your summary is unfair, and I can't resist commenting on it yet again.

      > The original paper would be interesting to read for such bias. I'd like to read some peer reviews which critique its statistical premise. But the article linked to neither.
      >
      > None of the people disagreeing with me in this thread have, either.

      Well guess what? It's not open access. Here's the link to the abstract (and full text, if you have a subscription) of the original study http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v431/n7008/ab s/nature02842.html. The comment by Hein, also cited in the article does not even have a freely viewable abstract. It's in the same issue, however, so go visit your local library. In case you have access: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v431/n7008/fu ll/431518a.html. Further it may not be common knowledge that Nature is a peer-reviewed journal, indeed, but no, peer reviews are not typically made public at all in any journal I know. Likely there will be follow up articles in Nature or other journals, some very likely containing the critisicms you would like to see, but research them yourself, if you really want to read them.

      > Most have just argued with me without logic, just defensively against the idea that theocrats have gotten so far in the media.

      I have read most posts in that thread, and don't agree. Further, if you happen to count me in to the "most", please tell me, where exactly I have argued against, or even just implicitly denied "the idea that theocrats have gotten so far in the media". I'm curious, where exactly I worded bad enough to give you that impression. What I have argued, is that I do not think this particular article is an example of one written by a theocrat or someone pursuing a Creationist agenda.

      I understand you disagree with me on the evaluation of the article, and - yes - I can live with that, comfortably even, and don't think any less of you for it. Hey, I might even be wrong, after all. However, what I don't like at all is people misrepresenting my comments. I hope this wasn't your intention, and I just got you wrong.

    28. Re:Incestuous Science by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Darwins biggest critics have always been paleontologists because there is no record of one species evolving into another. Adaptive changes within a species have been known for centuries but there is no proof of one species evolving into another.

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    29. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I think we're going in circles, even in violent agreement on most of what we're talking about. Whatever conflict we've got seems to have escalated pretty "meta" in order to find an actual direct disagreement.

      I don't see where I've directly contradicted you in this discussion, or even criticized you, except in two points. 1: whether the article we're discussing (not the paper, which I haven't read due to inaccessibility you've just highlighted) includes theocrat propaganda; and 2: whether my aggressive style is worth using.

      As to the article, I've already made my case as much as it deserves, mostly on inference and "pattern recognition", which is of course inconclusive. If you need more rigorous "proof", you won't be convinced. But I'm not really trying to convince you, I'm just saying what I believe and why - those for whom that's satisfactory can agree. Others can disagree, and perhaps it will even be worth arguing, depending on why they disagree. Merely reading the article wrong, as I've encountered in this discussion, is worth arguing about, when it reveals the bias in readers that lets theocrats publish junk pseudoscience propaganda unopposed.

      Which attitude also underlies my aggressive style. I'm not leading anyone astray. When my BS detector goes off, I back up any alarms I ring with facts and logic. If I was wrong, I've got reason, and others can decide for themselves on that basis.

      I'm not engaging in a scientific review of peers publishing facts in a research community. I'm helping to battle a propaganda war fought in the popular press. Where trolls and astroturf are the order of the day. That calls for aggressive confrontation. In turn, I depend on the large body of mostly dispassionate scientific research to guide my knowledge. But I'm not a scientist, nor are those who are abusing our society to get rid of scientists in favor of religious warlords. I will not fight like a scientist, but I will not leave the aggressive confrontation power to the theocrats, either.

      If any of this has offended you, I regret that. You seem respectable and reasonable. I don't know where I did actually cause offense directly to you, although some of my criticisms of "others in this thread" have been pretty broad. I don't think I've been unfair to you where we've disagreed. Especially if you can tell me something specific, I'll glady accept that I might have gone too far, and apologize without qualifier. Until then I think we've just had a misunderstanding somewhere, amplified by my style. In any case I appreciate the respect you've maintained in your position, even while you think I might have treated you with less.

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    30. Re:Incestuous Science by tfried · · Score: 1

      > I think we're going in circles, even in violent agreement on most of what we're talking about. Whatever conflict we've got seems to have escalated pretty "meta" in order to find an actual direct disagreement.

      Yes, I can agree on this conclusion (violently, if needed), and we should probably leave it at that. Thanks for your reply, which did in fact help me putting your style into perspective. Looking forward to our next clash/encounter.

    31. Re:Incestuous Science by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      The tribes I'm talking about are extremely xenophobic.

      Interesting, the one in the documentary I saw were too, or at least, they were extremely territorial. Yet, they had a meeting with another tribe in order to make peace (had been a long-standing feud, even some killings in previous clashes, iirc).

      Their culture is extremely exclusive. I see no reason to believe in the "possibility" of their interbreeding just because our own culture makes that possible. Theirs does not, unless I learn otherwise.

      For me, there are two things wrong with the reasoning in this paragraph:

      1. You are assuming inter-breeding between populations is a cultural phenomenom peculiar to (say) western people. But inter-breeding a biological *neccessity*, shared not just among humans but all sexually reproducing animals. It should be fairly obvious that small populations, no matter how xenophobic, *need* to at least *occasionally* inter-breed with other populations to avoid dying out completely.

      2. You are assuming that individual behaviour is bounded by the social norm. This is clearly wrong. Just because the social norms of some tribe are highly xenophobic and eschew external contact, it does not restrict individuals behaviour. (Especially younger individuals, who can be more curious and 'foolhardy' - particularly where social norms are heavily influenced by older, more conservative members of the population, such as tribal elders).

      The original paper would be interesting to read for such bias. I'd like to read some peer reviews which critique its statistical premise. But the article linked to neither.

      Well, (joking - no offence intended) you apparently were too busy looking for the hidden creationist agenda, which no one else saw it seems (I thought it was a good pop-science article on how statistics, networking theory and computer modelling can provide rather unexpected and interesting insights into connectedness of the human population), to notice they mentioned the book, Mapping Human History right near the beginning. He's a journalist though it seems, not a scientist. The work may have done by the DCU computer scientist, Mark Humphrys quoted in the same AP article, as this article more clearly suggests. I'd love to read a paper too, can't find one, but Dr. Humphrys has some articles on his site at least it seems.

      Note that even if some Amazonian tribes have indeed been fully disconnected genetically from humanity for the last 600 years, that the conclusion instead becomes "we all, except for some statistically insignificant disconnected populations, share a common ancestor from as little as 2k years ago", which remains an interesting thought.

      There is a large, well-funded theocrat movement at work in America today, priotitizing science in the media for subversion.

      That's a great reason to start attacking one of the better-writen pop *science* articles, isn't it? :). FWIW, if the actual work was done (in part) by a DCU scientist, the (waning, thankfully) vested theocratic movement (Catholic and Anglican churches) over here at least strongly support the scientific method and evolutionary theories arising from it.

      Most have just argued with me without logic, just defensively against the idea that theocrats have gotten so far in the media.

      Most of those arguing this line with you, to my reading, have been trying to highlight the lack of evidence in the article to support your notion it's some kind of subtle pro-creationism piece. I'm wondering did you somehow read a different article to the rest of us. :)

      Try forgetting about BushCo, Rove and the creationist nutters for ten minutes and reading the article again. You might find the interesting and enjoyable pop-sci article the rest of us read.

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    32. Re:Incestuous Science by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      I too have difficulty believing in Darwin's theory. The idea that you and any other creationists are as evolved as me is very offensive, and I believe it leads to a new theory of homo knuckledraggus whereby a subspecies of inferior apes somehow evolved along with the main human bloodlines. Just don't go breeding anywhere near me.

    33. Re:Incestuous Science by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      I concur with your conclusions, and you have my full support. The problem is, your pursuit of a rational agenda is directly in conflict with very entrenched forces in the US. Everything from the segregation of the intellectuals from the physically capable at an early school, as though there was some reason one cannot be both, to the complete sequestration of the media, to the two-party one-voice politics, its all set against you. I have the feeling that this train has been in motion for quite some time.

      I mean what do you have here, you have a semi literate and poorly educated population being told that yes, they are not descended from monkeys and rats, but from the divine hand of god. Which is more appealing to them as they sit watching the game? People don't choose to be ill educated or stupid, they are made so by their society. I honestly cannot say what course of action will reverse the situation, but believe me you are not alone in your frustration at watching the forces at play in America today come closer to their endgame, whatever that is. They don't need to be right, just appealing.

      Yes I am aware that sounds suspiciously close to a conspiracy theory, but it does appear to fit the available facts. Even here on slashdot, the amount of religious claptrappery popping up (and being modded up!) increases daily. I myself have hammered back more than once, but have neither the time nor the patience to make a crusade out of it, unlike my opponents. Still, we do what we can.

    34. Re:Incestuous Science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Truth is stranger, and more powerful, than fiction. The accurate story of the world takes much less effort to maintain, as it is just one world that maintains itself. Needed info can be had just by looking at the world.

      Lies require energy every time. To maintain the illusion of consistency, each lie requires its own little world to be maintained. Every inconsistency grows a little resistance from the audience, towards the tipping point back to disbelief, when the suspension crashes to Earth.

      And telling the truth about liars is fun. It's invigorating. Since the lies are spread so broad, they're spread thin, even if in many layers. Just telling the truth in public rips through the package for many people. When you teach people not just the truth, but how to learn and tell it, your power grows exponentially.

      Otherwise we never would have learned it ourselves. Truth has more than a chance. Its only weakness is how easy it is to lie at first, but truth wins if you can just keep it up.

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    35. Re:Incestuous Science by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Way to late for that, I have three daughters that are older and smarter than you!

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    36. Re:Incestuous Science by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Way to late for that, I have three daughters that are older and smarter than you!

      Okay, but you aren't allowed to have sex with them, no matter what the old testament says. Ook ook, monkey boy.

    37. Re:Incestuous Science by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Two are already married (I have 4 grandkids) and one of the son in laws might be able to kick my ass. Never had that interest anyway, when they got married it halved my blond problem. The oldest is plant manager for a paint company and the middle is an upholsterer at a furniture plant while getting a medical transcription cert. The youngest will start at Wake Forrest in the fall.

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  60. The articles argument is way more sophisticated by tfried · · Score: 1

    > It's a silly article.

    It's not. Of course I don't know all the details of the study, but the article clearly explains it was a lot smarter than you assume. Some relevant fragments:

    It's nothing more than exponential growth combined with the facts of life. By the 15th century you've got a million ancestors. By the 13th you've got a billion. Sometime around the 9th century just 40 generations ago the number tops a trillion.

    But wait. How could anybody much less everybody alive today have had a trillion ancestors living during the 9th century?

    The answer is, they didn't. Imagine there was a man living 1,200 years ago whose daughter was your mother's 36th great-grandmother, and whose son was your father's 36th great-grandfather. That would put him on two branches on your family tree, one on your mother's side and one on your father's.

    [...]

    The researchers knew they would have to account for geography to get a better picture of how the family tree converges as it reaches deeper into the past. They decided to build a massive computer simulation that would essentially re-enact the history of humanity as people were born, moved from one place to another, reproduced and died.

    [...]

    Allowing very little migration, Rohde's simulation produced a date of about 5,000 B.C. for humanity's most recent common ancestor. Assuming a higher, but still realistic, migration rate produced a shockingly recent date of around 1 A.D.

    [...]

    Migration is the key. When a people have offspring far from their birthplaces, they essentially introduce their entire family lines into their adopted populations, giving their immediate offspring and all who come after them a set of ancestors from far away.

    Lot's of additional interesting tid-bits in that article. Worth a read IMO.

  61. Another way of putting it... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A way to visualize what he is saying would be to take two overlapping cones/triangles, one with the point aiming up, one with the point aiming down, like a star-of-david, or an angular hourglass.

    The cone with the point at the top represents one person (A, for ancestor) who lived X years ago and their descendants. The cone with the point at the bottom represents one person (D for descendant) who lives today and their ancestors. Any overlap is where A and D share mutual ancestors/descendants.

    Using this representation, the argument here is that there exists (erm, existed) a person A, for whom every human who is alive today falls into their descendancy cone. Or more importantly, they assert that this is inevitable, and sufficient time has passed such that it has already happened. The key, according to this visual model, is that "now" is below the line where the two cones cross.

    - RG>

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  62. *blink* insightful? by dfedfe · · Score: 1

    What a great point, which is probably why it was specifically addressed in the article. Your arguments may carry more weight if they indicate you actually familiarized yourself with the information before criticizing it.

    The original research article begs to differ with your claim that there's "nothing to indicate truly common ancestry." They refer to a published paper, for instance, that used probabilistic analysis to prove that the number of generations back to the most recent common ancestor is distributed with a peak at about log2 of the size of the initial population.

    Further, the concept of mobility is one of the fundamental points of the research. The above figure, log2(n), is based on pretty much random mating (i.e. complete migration, in a sense). This paper extended that research by greating reducing the amount of migration allowed and by dividing up the world into continents, countries, and towns with roughly reasonable populations for the areas. The simulation also includes the effects of more recent migration by increasing the number of ports available after the year 1500 (ports are special locations in the world through which migration is modelled). One quote from the article: "With 5% of individuals migrating out of their home town, 0.05% migrating out of their home country, and 95% of port users born in the country from which the port emanates, the simulations produce a mean MRCA date of 1,415 BC and a mean IA date of 5,353 BC."

    I'll close with one other quote regarding the realism of the parameters:
    "Arguably, this simulation is far too conservative, especially given its prediction that, even in densely populated Eurasia, only 55.3 people will leave each country per generation in AD 1500. If the migration rate among towns is increased to 20%, the local port users are reduced to 80%, and the migration rates between countries and continents are scaled up by factors of 5 and 10, respectively, the mean MRCA date is as recent as AD 55 and the mean IA date is 2,158 BC."

    note: MRCA = most recent common ancestor, IA = identical ancestor
    note 2: the paper in which the log2(n) figure was derived is Chang, J. T. Recent common ancestors of all present-day individuals. Adv. Appl. Probab. 31, 10021026, 10271038 (1999)

  63. good open-sourced family tree software? by ferrocene · · Score: 1

    This leads me to ask if there are any good reccomended open source family tree software. I'm especially interested in web-based software that my family can make changes to from around the world. It sounds like a fun project, I can't be the only one. Any ideas?

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    1. Re:good open-sourced family tree software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Web based,

      Geneaweb http://gw.geneanet.org/

        For your personal computer,

      GRAMPS http://gramps-project.org/

        hope this helps.

    2. Re:good open-sourced family tree software? by Akuinnen · · Score: 1
    3. Re:good open-sourced family tree software? by MyDogHasFleas · · Score: 1
    4. Re:good open-sourced family tree software? by mulhollandj · · Score: 1

      PAF is great. Not open source but is free from familysearch.org

  64. I call bullshit by Dante · · Score: 1

    "Ad hominem attacks, what a great way to demonstrate your point."

    Arguing with AC arguments are by their nature rarely worth it.
    Thats a value statement.

    Try this instead: I'll ask a question.

    When did you stop beating your wife?

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  65. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    Curiously, the nature of genetic disease suggests that if you want to ensure the survival of your descendants into the eons upon eons, you should marry outside of your ethnic group

    Seems pretty obvious to me. Any (positive as well as negative) traits get amplified by breeding within a small group. Mixing genes within a large population will dilute all traits.

    That mixing must have a positive effect overall. It has been shown that what we consider beautiful in people is what is closest to the average (size, facial features etc.) Did anybody else notice that people who are mongrels generally look better than "true breds"? Think Halle Berry vs. Prince Charles :)

    So... we evolved to find people with very mixed pedigree more attractive than others. There must be a reason (i.e. evolutionary advantage) for this. Low risk of genetic defects is a very reasonable one.

  66. I'm My Own Grandpaw: Logic and Lyrics by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    The logic of this article reminded me of this hillbilly classic: I'm My Own Grandpaw.

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  67. We share atoms. by 0xC2 · · Score: 1

    Our bodies consist of atoms which were one time shared with virtually anyone who ever lived. I assume that the cycles intermingling carbon, nitrogen, hydrogen and oxygen are tremendously efficient. Plants, humans and animals all breathe and drink from the same pool of air and water.

    It would be interesting to see a model demonstrating how quickly the first few exhalations of a newborn are shared by every living human.

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    1. Re:We share atoms. by vga_init · · Score: 1

      Considering the sheer number of oxygen atoms there are on earth, the size of our atmosphere, and the various amount of things that can happen to each individual oxygen atom, I actually find it extremely unlikely that most human beings end up sharing oxygen with each other in a short period of time (imagine trillions upon trillions of atoms shared among under ten billion people). These atoms might even be destroyed, and new ones created later.

      I imagine that statistically people who share the most are in very close proximity to one another (for example, my girlfriend and I probably breath more common air than anyone else we know), but the further out you go, the less and less you end up sharing with people.

    2. Re:We share atoms. by 0xC2 · · Score: 1

      >>...These atoms might even be destroyed, and new ones created later.

      I think we can reasonably neglect nuclear processes.

      >>...I actually find it extremely unlikely that most human beings end up sharing oxygen with each other in a short period of time...

      What you don't see is the effect of the sheer number of atoms in a breath. 1 mole of molecules in a liter of air. A mole is 6 x 10^23 molecules. The volume of the atmosphere is 7 x 10^23 liters ( http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/nov99/9432887 49.Es.r.html ). So roughly 1 liter of air, when distributed evenly throughout earth's atmosphere, will be enough to put 1 molecule/liter throuout the atmosphere. So the question becomes how long does a liter of air takke to diffuse through the atmosphere.

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    3. Re:We share atoms. by 0xC2 · · Score: 1

      Oops, that's one mole in 22 liters.

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    4. Re:We share atoms. by cnettel · · Score: 1
      The main problem here is not nuclear processes, but well chemical ones. Molecules of oxygen are readily transformed into water and CO2 (and back). Hey, that is WHY we breath at all. This also means that, to track the atoms, you've to track the complete system of water (huge volumes) and other oxidation reactions. Wikipedia gives the number 1.4 x 10^9 km^3, that is 1.4*10^9*10^15 dm^3 (= liters) = 1.4 * 10^24 liters. And you can fit about 55 moles of water into each of those, which would match over 1 cubic meter of oxygen.

      This would naively result in the conclusion that you are far more likely to share nitrogen molecules with someone else, than oxygen. However, nitrogen is continuously dissolved into the sea. Although there is an equilibrium, some fraction can stay there for quite some time. Nitrogen is also transformed into C-13 (there we have the nuclear processes again). Then we have nitrogen fixation done by microbes (and internal combustion engines), which means the material is entering the biosphere, possibly to get literally stuck in a tree for a hundred years.

      I imagine some data on the results of air-based nuclear tests would actually give the most relevant data for how the different elements are dispersed (do the heightened levels of radioisotopes of oxygen/nitrogen disappear from the atmosphere according to their physical decay, or faster by taking part in other processes?).

  68. mod parent up by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

    But the real agenda here is to say that our "common ancestors" were Adam and Eve, cryptoreligious "science" that insists the world was created around 6-7000 years ago.

    Brilliant, insightful thinking. It was there at the back of my mind but you crystallized it. The time frame used is an artificial (and meaningless) one - apart that the subtext seems to confirm that 6000 years ago we all had common ancestors. Well, duh, of course - obviously excluding 'islands' of population as you mentioned. You could go back 60,000 years and say exactly the same thing too. They either survived or died (in a genetic sense) is all that TFA boils down to.

    This is some kind of psy-op piece that could easily be misinterpreted by Joe Sixpack® as provision of 'hard scientific proof' for Adam & Eve mythology.

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  69. Flamebait? Howso? by Tatarize · · Score: 1

    nt

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  70. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

    Solution: Move out of red-state territory.

  71. Yeah, it's BS by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Have a look at the various places on Earth humans had already migrated to during that time frame, and you'll quickly realize that this theory is flawed somewhere.

    Yeah, it's BS. Consider the Australian aborigines. Or the people of New Guinea. Or even native Americans. It nonsensical on the face of it.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Yeah, it's BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, the peoples you mentioned have been interbreeding with european settlers, explorers or missionaries for hundred of years.

      you don't share an 500BC ancestor with all the Australian aborigines that ever lived,
      but you do (in all probability) with all the ones who are alive today, and so do I.

    2. Re:Yeah, it's BS by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Nuts. All it takes to make this claim false is one pure blooded Aborigine. Given that some tribes were only discovered in the last hundred years, and have rarely been contacted, the probability much greater (approaching certainty) that the claim is false than that it is true.

      --MarkusQ

  72. it takes two to inbreed by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    Is parthogenesis inbreeding?

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  73. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The offspring of an Eskimo-African couple will typically have a stronger set of genes than the offspring of an Eskimo-Eskimo couple, a German-German couple, or a Vietnamese-Vietnamese couple.


    This makes no sense.

    The offsprings of to compleatly healthy parents can only get a genetic defect by external influences, like virus infections during pregnancy, posions(chemicals) or radiation etc.

    If the parents have 100% perfect genes, the children will have as well. No matter how close the parents are related.

    Your above conclusion is completely wrong, a mildly genetic defected Vietnamse (lets say red/green colour blind defect on one cromosome, not on both) and a mildly defected Escimo (Inuit) (lets say mongoloism on one chromosome) will have:
    25% completely healthy children (neither red/green colour blindness nor mongoloism got transfred but the healthy parts of the paretns chromosome sets)
    25% will only have the colour blindness genes from

    one

    parent but the healthy set of the Escimo (which results in a not colour blind offspring, but he weares the defect)
    25% will only have

    one

    chromosoem set defected by mongoloism, but be healthy as the chromosomes from the other parent will fix it
    25% will have both defects, but the opposing set of the other parent will fix it, so they appear not ill.

    Bottom line all offsprings appear healthy but 75% of them wear the defect genes.

    OTOH if 2 parents with both a defect on only one chromosome (red/green colour blind) get children it looks like this:
    25% are completely healthy, inheriting the non defect copy of the chromosome from each parent
    25% have the defect chromosome from the mother, but appear healthy
    25% have the defect chromosome from the father, but appear healthy
    25% have the defect chromosome from the mother

    AND

    the defect chromosome from the father and appear ill

    Conclusion: interbreeding in a narrow gene pool only has a negative effect if there are defect genes in it (or get added by mutating effects). As long as parents "appear" not ill and only "carry" the defect the defect gene is "thinned" out over several generations

    if

    only completely healthy (no defect at all) mates come into the bloodline. The idea that 2 mildly defected groups of seperated populations will "heal" their combined offsprings is completely wrong, in fact 25% of them will be more ill than the parents.

    Contrary to popular beliefe, there is

    no

    stronger set of genes , either it is defect or it is not, and the way how it is inherited by offsprings is simple combination.

    angel'o'sphere
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  74. Skeptical... by drwho · · Score: 1

    I am very skeptical about this. It really defies common sense. If you were to tell me I was related to Atilla the hun, I might think its possible (I am over European heritage). But if you were to tell me that a very japanese person was related to a pure aboriginal australian as recently as 5000 years ago, I very much doubt it. There are obscure corners of the gene pool that just don't mix very much.

    What makes this study even more suspect is the proclamations of 'brotherhood', blah blah blah that seem to want to try to create 'world peace'. I wonder if someone had a desired outcome and built an experiment to reach those results.

    1. Re:Skeptical... by tfried · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My "common sense" was rebelling as well, until I figured out I used the wrong model of thought. This is not about genetic relatedness. It's about family trees. You may have only inherited a 1/2^40 fraction of your great-[37 more "great"s]-grand-father's genes (which is probably less than a single base pair!). But he's still 100% your ancestor. Genetic inheritance and ancestry are two entirely different concepts.

      This also explains the thing about "corners of the gene pool that just don't mix very much". They don't need to for the concept of ancestry. A single migrant is enough to hand down his entire family tree to an entire population, while their DNA is quickly dissolved in the local gene pool.

  75. Can this explain my Doupleganger/Clone! by JohnnyOpcode · · Score: 1

    What really cooks the noodle is that 'genetic' likenesses of you/me can pop-up over a few millenium. Time to warm up the Beowolf to model that!

  76. Ignores geographic isolation by cfulmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Take a native american in the 1700s. Is he descended from some greek guy 3000 years earlier? I have my doubts -- if I recall my anthropology, the natives came here long before Greece was a major power. If there are any purebred native americans around today, then you'd have to go back a lot more than 3000 years to find an ancestor that he has in common with, say, a bushman in Africa.

    1. Re:Ignores geographic isolation by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

      I agree, Australian Aboriginals have lived in isolation from the rest of the world for 40.00+ years

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    2. Re:Ignores geographic isolation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but all those aborigines who lived over the last 40,000 years are all dead, you dim-wit.
      and in the 18th century their population shrank by over 90%

      the ones alive today are all, every single one, descended from a european.

  77. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by F�an�ro · · Score: 1
    Mixing does not create a "stronger" result. If anything, it creates a weaker result, depending on how different the two parents are. Why do you think the traits of various ethnic groups were selected? Do you think they are randomly arranged? No, they were selected based on adaptations to the environment of that group of people. Mixing in differnet traits that do not fit well into that environment will result in those traits being removed.


    Now that is patently false. You could hardly be more wrong if you tried.
    Hard data for humans is sparse because of obvious ethical reasons, but for example the vast majority of corn grown is some sort of hybrid.

    check out Heterosis.
  78. Parent: Insightful/Informative by wish+bot · · Score: 1

    My mod points have run out, but you have the most insightful and interesting post in the whole discussion. The problem is now that thousands of people who read the summary without even thinking about it will now be running around telling all their friend "everyone's got a common ancestor who lived in 500BC".

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    1. Re:Parent: Insightful/Informative by jc42 · · Score: 1

      The problem is now that thousands of people who read the summary without even thinking about it will now be running around telling all their friend "everyone's got a common ancestor who lived in 500BC".

      Maybe, but the rest of the 6 billion or so humans won't think about it, because they won't ever hear about it. ;-)

      Similarly, a while ago (the 70s IIRC), some demographers calculated that there was about a 50% possibility that there was a modern European who wasn't a descendent of Charlemagne. Now, that fellow did get around, and was known to have left behind offspring all over the map. But it's also a case vaguely like what the article is describing. Of course, it only applies to Europe, which is pretty well mixed, and only goes back about 1200 years.

      Others have calculated that all modern Europeans are probably descendants of every Roman citizen who produced descendants. This gives another sort of estimate of the mixing time for that population.

      Of course, it doesn't say much about remote, isolated populations. There may not be very many Native Americans, Polynesians or Aussie Aborigines who are descendants of Charlemagne. There's a lot of non-randomness about how humans interbreed, so assuming uniform mixing of populations won't necessarily give you results close to reality.

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  79. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
    Mixing does not create a "stronger" result.

    That's what it's for, actually. Any child has a mix of genes. Also there are two copies for each gene, one from the father, one from the mother. Many defective genes are recessive, meaning that if you have just one of the defective ones, it will not become active. However if you happen to inherit it both from your father and from your mother it must become active. That's why it's not a great idea to have offspring with a close relative. There is a great illustration here, if you are interested: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recessive_genes

    ...they were selected based on adaptations to the environment of that group of people.

    True that. However as you pointed out, we travel a fair bit these days. Being adapted for the climate of Ireland (where it's good to have fair skin) is no longer all that useful when you spend your life in Florida. Of course, many people don't really do that anymore - they move many times in their own lifetimes, so it's not like adapting to just one of these locations would make a lot of sense.

  80. This is nonsense by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Some populations in Polynesia, Australia, New Guinea and South America, say, almost certainly have members who share no ancestry with the rest of the world.

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    1. Re:This is nonsense by pontifier · · Score: 1

      So you think life started more than once on this planet? If you go back far enough, my lawn could be my cousin.

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    2. Re:This is nonsense by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      In the time period mentioned in the story, of course.

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  81. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    You are right for a very limited value of right. However, have you ever heard of hybridism? Or inbreeding? If the ofsping of an eskimo/austrailian aborigine were dumped in the outback, he would do worse in the heat and sun and local deseases than the pure aborigianl ofspring, who would in turn fare worse dumped above thae artic circle. However, the pure offspring is much more likely to get wiped out by some genetic disease or introduced disease than the child of mixed offspring. However, when was the last time sitting around in a desert was truly part of human survival? Im willing to guess that the kid with the far spread genes will survive much better than any kind of "purebread" anscestor in any given city on the planet.

    ANyhow, the differences in human genes are so neglegible as to make this largely a moot point.

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  82. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Well, I'm thoroughly "white", but I'm roughly 1/4th Sicilian, 1/4th Irish (through English conquest), and about 1/2 "Dutch/Norse/English American", with a dash of Native American thrown in.

    My wife is about 3/8ths German, 1/8th Sioux (Native American), 1/4th Irish, and the rest she's not really sure about.

    So, while our children might not be as "genetically sound" as someone of Eskimo/Black breeding, they're certainly going to be well blended...

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  83. Hey hey guess what by userlame · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    We are all members of a single tribe of humans dating back about 8-10 thousand years. We are all ancestors of the tribe that began the "agricultural revolution." The time when we decided that humans, after living for hundreds of thousands of years within the laws of life and being an extremely successful species, were no longer bound by those silly rules which make life work. Not only that, every tenet of our tribe says that we must live completely opposed to those rules. Not only that, but they also tell us that this is the only right way to live. The only way to be human. How many times do you hear the phrases (or use them yourself) being treated like a human being or acting like a decent human? Believe it or not, there is no such thing.

    It is true, we are all decendents of Adam. Not in the literal sense, but look at it like this. The story of Adam and Eve dates back as far as we know to the beginning of history. History was begun during this time period. This story was not our story originally. It was a story told about us, by those who were living near us and saw how we spent our lives. It was their explanation for why anyone would live such a toilsome and pitiful life. "These people live as though they had the very knowledge of the Gods, believing they know Good from Evil. Believing they know what should live and what should die. They Gods have damned them for this, that must be why they would live their lives not in the way everything else lives; in the garden of Eden where all is provided. Instead they are cursed to forever live by the sweat of their brow, pulling their food from the ground. Do not live this way." That's what the story is about. We took the story as our own as we were conquering our neighboring tribes. That's just how we do it. Assimilate or destroy. Manifest destiny. For a recent example that's easy to relate to, look at our conquest of the US from the natives who had been here for a long, long time. It's just how our tribe works.

    I go on endlessly. I think this is the most important thing in the world for anyone to realize. We are not humanity. We are one tribe, who have long overstepped our bounds in pursuit of a lifestyle that is not sustainable. And like the old wives' tale of the frog in boiling water, we're lulled to sleep as we burn alive. I would like nothing more than to spit out that damned apple and walk away...but our tribe will not allow this to happen. Nothing is allowed to live outside of our ways.

    Gah, I lose my train of thought entirely and I have to go to work. Go read some of the stuff this guy writes on the subject. He's far more coherent on the subject than I.

    1. Re:Hey hey guess what by userlame · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself.

      Wow, that did get pretty off-topic. Where I was going with that:

      Yes, we do share a pretty shallow common ancestry. But it's cultural in nature, not geneological.

  84. Better links by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Informative
    First there's this story about

    Genealogists discover royal roots on every family tree

    In which they discuss the royal roots of Brooke Shields.

    What is it about Brooke? Well, nothing -- at least genealogically.

    Even without a documented connection to a notable forebear, experts say the odds are virtually 100 percent that every person on Earth is descended from one royal personage or another.

    then there is this old link to the notion of the Most Recent Common Ancestor of Mankind.

    The huge number of proven descents of people from common European royal ancestry in historical times, when considered with the vastly greater number of descents that must exist but are not among the rare few that can be proven, suggest strongly that everyone, in the West at least, is descended from an MRCA in historical times. They suggest, for example, that everyone in the West is descended from Charlemagne, c. 800 AD.

    It would seem possible that, even with a lot of geographical separation, the MRCA of the entire world is still within historical times, 3000 BC - 1000 AD. In fact, it is quite likely the entire world is descended from the Ancient Egyptian royal house, c. 1600 BC.

    We pick them as an example because they left proven descents for centuries, so it seems likely their descents did not die out, and they are ancestors of some people alive today. Hence probably ancestors of all people alive today.

    Quite likely almost everyone in the world descends from Confucius, c. 500 BC. We pick him as an example because he is the proven ancestor of some people alive today. Hence probably the ancestor of all people alive today.

    Atlantic Magazine, among others, had a story on this a few years back.

    The mathematical study of genealogy indicates that everyone in the world is descended from Nefertiti and Confucius, and everyone of European ancestry is descended from Muhammad and Charlemagne

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  85. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by radtea · · Score: 1

    Conclusion: interbreeding in a narrow gene pool only has a negative effect if there are defect genes in it

    It is a matter of established fact that all individuals have some of what you would call "defect" genes. You have defect genes. Go get yourself a full-on genetic profile if you think I'm not telling the truth, or ask any biologist.

    The reason for the "defect" genes is multi-fold. One is that evolution produces adequate, not optimal, solutions to the problem of survival. The other is that genes for some genetic diseases are implicated in resistance to particular environmental threats--I believe the gene that produces sickle cell annemia is correlated with resistance to malaria, for example.

    To believe in the possibility of a "perfect" organism with no deleterious genes is to believe in a myth or a lie, because what counts as "defect" or "benefit" will change with the circumstances, but your genes will most certainly not do so.

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  86. It was only ONE time! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, it was on a Saturday night, after a really long week, and I have never drank that much before, and I honestly don't remember what all happened for the rest of that weekend. I swear, they told me they were over 16...

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  87. Actually... by lightning_queen · · Score: 1

    mater : mother.

    certus : undoubted, certain, sure, settled, resolved, decided / definite

    mas maris m. [the male; manly , vigorous].

    All translations from http://archives.nd.edu/latgramm.htm

    1. Re:Actually... by Ksisanth · · Score: 1

      Inflection.

    2. Re:Actually... by lightning_queen · · Score: 1

      An elaboration would be appreciated, since I don't understand where you're coming from here (and yes, I do know what inflection is, though my Latin is lacking, so perhaps you know something I don't).

    3. Re:Actually... by Ksisanth · · Score: 1

      "Mater" is a feminine noun, while "certus" is masculine. I assume that is what the AC meant by "male mother".

  88. It only takes one... by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It only takes one European crossing the ocean to make Americans start popping out babies with European heritage. Let simmer a few generations and the whole idea becomes plausible.

    Note that it could just as easily have been a lone American crossing to Europe.

  89. Re:Eww yuck! by radtea · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no rationale behind it whatsoever and having a pedigree to show that say, (for the most common example) a white supremacist and Martin Luther King Jr. share common ancestors 60 or so generations back would not change their attitudes.

    I agree it won't change their attitude, but given the deplorable fact of extensive inter-breeding between mostly black slaves and mostly-white plantation owners prior to the Civil War, it is extremely likely that a white supremacist in the U.S. South and Martin Luther King Jr. would share a common ancestor a lot less than 60 generations back.

    The idea of "racial purity" is a myth for stupid people, and as more knowledge of human genetics and human ancestry accumulates this will become so obvious that even people stupid enough to be racists will have a hard time avoiding it. We will find there is a literal handful of "racially pure" people on the planet, and they will be from isolated tribes who simply lacked the opportunity to practice the vigorous out-breeding that is part of humanity's evolutionary modus operandi.

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  90. Maybe. by jd · · Score: 1
    As far as I know, mitochondrial Eve was pre-migration from Africa, as was y-Chromosome Adam. It is extremely unlikely that every single person on Earth descends to a single point newer than these, for the simple reason that the earlier genetic information would have ceased to exist at the point of constriction. Furthermore, it would be impossible to do Deep Ancestory past that choke-point, as there would be no markers predating that choke-point existing in the current gene pool.


    Thus, we can deduce that it seems unreasonable to believe in such a choke-point. Ok, now can I test this theory? Sure. There are genetic markers in parts of Europe which date back to early stone-age migrants. We have cases where direct ancestors of such migrants are known, the most famous being a school teacher who matches perfectly with 6,000 year old bones found in a cave near the Cheddar Gorge. Their DNA markers are generally considered "rare" (less than 1% of the population). For the claim to be correct, then either their mtDNA or yDNA must coincide with other people. It doesn't, beyond tracing back to mtEve or yAdam.


    Now, isolated populations get interesting. The Australian Aborigines are the earliest surviving migrants from Africa (apart from a family group that split off somewhere in India) and it would be utterly impossible for such migrants to share ANY DNA whatsoever with other peoples after their point of divergence. The stone-age peoples in Papau New Guinea, or on the islands around Sri Lanka, are likely to be equally ancient, as they don't interact with modern peoples. I am not sure what confidence researchers have that these have DNA that are within mtEve or yAdam, as obtaining DNA samples from peoples who are vehemently protective of their communities (to the point of lobbing spears at people delivering emergency aid after the tsunami) must be hard.


    It would not surprise me if there exists a community isolated enough that it does not fit within the mtEve/yAdam model - more than one woman and man existed at those times, it's just the other lines haven't made it to the modern day amongst mainstream populations, but this does NOT mean that no other lines survived at all. We simply don't know where they are, if they do. But truly isolated groups may well include such lines, if it is simply not possible for researchers to test them. We can draw no inferences from data we have never collected, particularly when it comes to populations so obscure or remote that we don't even know for sure if they still exist.

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    1. Re:Maybe. by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

      It is extremely unlikely that every single person on Earth descends to a single point newer than these, for the simple reason that the earlier genetic information would have ceased to exist at the point of constriction. Furthermore, it would be impossible to do Deep Ancestory past that choke-point, as there would be no markers predating that choke-point existing in the current gene pool.

      I have my doubts about the statistical certainty of the statements in the article, but you seem to be misinterpreting it in part. Olson claims that it can't be more than a few thousand years since "the last person in history whose family tree branches out to touch all 6.5 billion people on the planet today"; he isn't claiming that such a person is the only ancestor of everybody.

      In fact, his claim is that if you go back a few thousand years, there is a specific (though large) group that is ancestor to everybody living today. So your "choke-point" need not exist. Other DNA paths can pass that "last common ancestor" only to merge with his descendants centuries later. Olson's assertions seem more related to calculating the chance that a molecule in a glass of water you drink today was also in a glass of water that your great-grandmother drank in 1906. Interesting, but far less convincing than the DNA evidence you mention.

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    2. Re:Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, it's the other way round.

      it's incredibly unlikely that the true most-recent-common-ancestor was either one of mito-eve or y-adam for the simple reason that there is only 1 of each of these. they are two particular cases out of all the combinatorial possibilities.

        mito-eve being also the most recent (two distinct things) is fantastically unlikely. she is the most recent through the distaff side only. the chances of that line being the most recent are approximately one half to the power of the number of generations back to mito-eve. not bloody likely!

  91. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Grym · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Humans, before we had modern technology that allowed us to travel great distances in short periods of time, had very little contact outside of our own tribes. To put, humans lived within their own tribes for hundreds of thousands of years.

    I've just completed a bachelor's degree in Biology and a graduate level course in evolutionary genetics and I have never heard of these kinds of statements from any scientific source. In fact, the only place I have heard them from were from people who stress racial purity and--more specifically--white supremacy.

    Regardless, what you're saying is ridiculous. Humans are the most prolific mammal on the face of the earth; we're everywhere. We are this way because it is our nature to be both curious and aggressive. You're not giving our ancestors or the human drive for exploration enough credit. Besides, even under your theory, how did the individual ethnic groups arrive in their respective regions were it not for this migration, mmm? (Hint for the uninitiated: the typical answer to this is "God put them there.")

    For any human population a certain number of migrants is a given. This inevitably creates geneflow between populations which are otherwise isolated. The result is that human populations are generally homogenous, despite the great geographic distances separating the groups themselves. A very extreme example of this effect is demonstrated with ring species, whose sub-populations are actually infertile with one another (clearly not the case with people) but still maintain a common character (ie. they do not diverge) because of geneflow.

    To be certain, there are differences between racial and ethnic groups, but these differences are superficial and do not reflect the genome as a whole. Scientific studies of DNA microsattelites have confirmed this time and time again. In fact, the study in the article is just one of many.

    . Why do you think the traits of various ethnic groups were selected? Do you think they are randomly arranged? No, they were selected based on adaptations to the environment of that group of people. Mixing in differnet traits that do not fit well into that environment will result in those traits being removed.

    Yes and no. What you're talking about is a homozygous advantage. For many populations this is true--but not for people. Why? Because we aren't necessarily beholden to our environments anymore. If you're less tolerant of the sun, you can wear sunscreen. If you're less tolerant to the heat, you can get air conditioning. Even in the most extreme cases, homozygous advantage doesn't apply. For instance, populations that have lived in the Andes mountains have developed genetic adaptations that allow them to breathe in much lower concentrations of oxygen than normally allowed. And yet, still, most tourists to these mountains are still able to survive (and even enjoy themselves) by supplementing their oxygen.

    But if no the environment, what are humans subject to? Their own genes. To some extent this can be compensated for. (I know I for one would probably have died in ages past because of my nearsightedness.) But even with today's technology, genetic defects are often untreatable and sometimes fatal. This is particularly relevant in the case of recessive genetic disorders, where the extreme effects of a homozygous recessive trait can be masked. This creates a situation where heterozygotes are superior, because of a reduced likelihood of genetic disorders. I'm pretty sure this is the scientific basis of the OP's more-simplified statements.

    In practice, however, this is often difficult to take advantage of because our assignment of race is completely arbitrary and based upon the phenotype of an individual and not his or her genotype. So, for instance, a black and white couple in Claxton, Georgia (a historic site of genetic samplin

  92. Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wanted to say that I'm happy for you, even as an AC. :)

  93. Somewhat misleading by sgent · · Score: 2, Informative
    The Jewish religion is passed down through the mother. To inherit judaism, your mother must be jewish.

    That said, the religious status (priest/Levite, Cohain), tribe, and inheritance are all passed through the father. For instance, David was the scion of Saul. His mother was irrelavent to his being King of Isreal.

    1. Re:Somewhat misleading by Hepneck · · Score: 5, Informative

      Neither of David's parents were relevant to his becoming king. Jonathan was the scion of Saul, as he was Saul's son. David, the son of Jesse (and later Jonathan's best friend), was unrelated to Saul, and became king because he was annointed by the prophet Samuel. Neither David's patrilineal, nor his matrilineal line mattered to his being king of Israel.
      Your facts were wrong, your point is right.

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    2. Re:Somewhat misleading by WedgeTalon · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is where a "+1 Pwned" modding would come in handy.

    3. Re:Somewhat misleading by leenks · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How can you be wrong about fiction?

      Now +1 troll the hell out of me ;-)

    4. Re:Somewhat misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask all of the people that have spent countless hours filling Wikipedia with articles about various fiction (movies, novels, cartoons, video games, etc.)

    5. Re:Somewhat misleading by egjertse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is slashdot. You would be equaly corrected (if not flamed, scolded and ridiculed) for making similar mistakes about Star Trek, Tolkien or The Simpsons plots.

    6. Re:Somewhat misleading by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Fictional?. Clearly there is much that is exaggerated or mythologized in Old Testament writings, but I think fictional is too strong a word to describe a historical figure.

    7. Re:Somewhat misleading by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Neither of David's parents were relevant to his becoming king. Jonathan was the scion of Saul, as he was Saul's son. David, the son of Jesse (and later Jonathan's best friend), was unrelated to Saul, and became king because he was annointed by the prophet Samuel. Neither David's patrilineal, nor his matrilineal line mattered to his being king of Israel. Your facts were wrong, your point is right.

      Now, was that before or after we found out that it was actually Freeza that destroyed planet Vegeta?

  94. -1, Incoherent Rant by Tim · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Some idiot with a PhD in molecular genetics (not population genetics) while debating me once blurted out that the human race is in a "Hardy-Wienberg Equilibrium", which is essentially the impression intended by the referenced article."

    The "idiot" was wrong, but so are you: the article makes no reference to Hardy-Weinburg equilibria, nor does it need to -- it doesn't discuss allele frequencies.

    "What HRE means is that there is no "population structure" such as "races" -- which plays very well with the PC Feelgoodism that has been elevated to a state of theocratic dogma by the current zeigeist pervading not just media and academia but governmental circles."

    Whoa...settle down, there, Cletus. The liberals aren't coming to get you today!

    Incoherent, vaguely conservative ranting about "dogma" and "zeigests" aside, you don't understand the definition of Hardy-Weinburg equilibria (perhaps that's why you're so upset!) Simply put, HRE tells us how to predict the stable frequencies of dominant and recessive alleles within a closed population. It's a fundamental theorem of population genetics, not a wedge issue in the Culture War.

    This article is about ancestry, and makes a simple mathematical argument that human beings are all related. It doesn't make a commentary about race or geographical diversity. Get a grip.

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    1. Re:-1, Incoherent Rant by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>This article is about ancestry, and makes a simple mathematical argument that human beings are all related. It doesn't make a commentary about race or geographical diversity. Get a grip.

      Simple, and wrong, because the authors don't understand the very basic concept of the pigeonhole principle.

  95. Racial differences take 10.000 years to develop? by Fjan11 · · Score: 1

    I thought racial differences such as black or white skin were assumed to take tens of thousands of years to develop. So how can this be true if all ancestors were common 7.000 years ago?

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  96. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    and me im a sort of celtic mix with a bit of lithuanian mixed in (ive got ancestors from ireland scotland france spain and germany -- and the lithuanian)
    funny thing is my folks weren't on the "right side" of a war until the Civil War.

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  97. Jews by sgent · · Score: 1

    claim to be the actual desecendents of Abraham (which Jesus claimed as well) -- no spirituality involved. Male Jews according to legend would have the exact same Y chromosome as Abraham carried unless a male ancestor was Jewish by conversion. This would mean for instance that all Levites and CoHain would have the same Y chromosome (which amazingly enough, about 50% of CoHain do). Christians never claimed blood descent as far as I know (although early Christians who were Jewish did, but it had nothing to do with being Christian). Christians as far as I know consider themselves the spiritual descendents of Abraham.

  98. Luke, I am your... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

    So what does that make us?

    Absolutely nothing!

  99. Indeed, 20% of fathers, aren't. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Informative


    http://www.childsupportanalysis.co.uk/analysis_and _opinion/choices_and_behaviours/misattributed_pate rnity.htm

    ok, it seems to vary from about 5%, but rates of 20% - 30% are common. So... Guys... have you had a DNA test?

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    1. Re:Indeed, 20% of fathers, aren't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      it seems to vary from about 5%, but rates of 20% - 30% are common. So... Guys... have you had a DNA test?

      Er.. this is slashdot. DNA tests in this matters are obviously not needed.

    2. Re:Indeed, 20% of fathers, aren't. by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, plenty of virgins have been sued for paternity.

  100. you are devil-people by flacco · · Score: 1, Funny

    evil devil people! every body know that we was all come downe from adam and the whore eve who rode to church on dino-saurs on sundays! this is what jesus teches us.

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  101. It sounds ok on paper... by saridder · · Score: 1

    ... But I just don't accept these finding as fact. I can't imagine a native Aborigine (who migrated out of Africa to their islands around 40000 years ago and didn't have much contact with the rest of the world until the past 500-600 years) and a native American, or Chinese as having the same parents 5000 years ago. It doesn't add up.

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  102. Bologna Altert! by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

    Aren't there any Native American persons with any ancestors who lived in the Americas in the time when the article claims our ancestors were all in the other hemisphere? There are no verified stories of mating of Old World and New World people for about 10,000 years up until 1492. So how can all our ancestors have been in the Old World at any time during that period?

    1. Re:Bologna Altert! by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Except for the theory that "Native Americans" migrated across a "land bridge" from Siberia to Alaska.

      Don't forget the other big DNA test that traces "all" humans to the female called Eve that is approxamatly 9000 years old discovered in Africa.

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    2. Re:Bologna Altert! by chawly · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting Oleg the Horrible who jumped out of his drakar onto the continent of North America - near what is now Boston - in 992, if memory serves. He was heard to cry " I ain't rowin' no more ; I'm gonna get me a piece" He literally screwed himself to death in the ten following years - died in January of the year 1002. A commemorative plaque is visible near the Park Street subway kiosk. It gives the numbers - all of them.

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  103. Aha.. by The+Creator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "That was never intended to be a genetic claim but a spiritual one. Think of it something like adoption."

    Reinterpretation is the vaseline of religious intercource. -- The Creator

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  104. BS by contrapunctus · · Score: 1

    Okay, let's do a thought experiment.
    Let's pretend that about 25,000 years ago (Or any year prior to the article's assertion), humanity was divided in half with no contact possible between them.
    Based on statistical methods alone (and I realize their methods were a little more complex), this model and a model where all humans has access to each other would lead to similar conclusions. Obviously these conclusions would be inaccurate for at least one of these models.
    I call bullshit.

  105. Re:Eww yuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your asking that like its a bad thing. It is my firm belief that the family that sleeps together stays together.

  106. Re:Eww yuck! by Dlugar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Angel Boris actually has a Bacon Number of 2:

    1. Angel Boris was in Suicide Blonde (1999) with Robert Deacon
    2. Robert Deacon was in Wild Things (1998) with Kevin Bacon

    (Source: The Oracle of Bacon at Virginia)

    Which makes three steps from you to Kevin Bacon. HTH, HAND!

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  107. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by MadAhab · · Score: 1

    Bullshit - there is tons of evidence of travel all over the ancient world. Tribes we know about in historical times travelled hundreds and even thousands of miles during times of conquest.

    Bullshit - you must have failed high school biology. The term "hybrid vigor" refers to the improved freedom from genetic disease among those very distantly related. That's because recessive genes in one population collide often in decendants, creating unusual genetic diseases - this is a known fact in areas with long-term inbred aristocracies - see European monarchs. It's a known fact among populations with a long history of limited genetic transfer - as you wrongly suppose to be true of the human race as a whole; see Ashkhenazi Jews and various neurologic diseases. Damn, even anyone involved in animal breeding knows this - it's why most purebreds don't live very long and why breeds that become very popular very quickly can be "overbred".

    Besides, if you were correct, then the best genetic result would be to fuck your sister. And every population on the planet knows that incest is a bad idea, even if they don't know why. Except, apparently, in your family.

    Shit, you have to be dumb as a rock to believe what you wrote. Try to get your family tree to fork a little more often.

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  108. So how long... by Trogre · · Score: 1

    have aboriginies been in Australia then? Just a couple thousand years we're now supposed to believe.

    And that land bridge connecting tasmania? Went away real fast, didn't it?

    I'm sure people of the Nhaowa(pop)mwhd(click-click)dghuhu tribe in darkest africa will be surprised to learn that they've all come from a Shiite muslim, the definition for which was set at most 1,300 years ago.

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    1. Re:So how long... by chawly · · Score: 1

      is a piece of string ? Question of the week ! Your post made me think of the African pygmy tribe - the Wheydafuckwe'at tribe. You've hear of them, I'm sure. They live in Central Africa - where the elephant grass grows really tall.

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  109. Who is the most isolated? by davidbofinger · · Score: 1

    OK, the theory takes no account of isolated populations, so it's stupid. In fact, the last common ancestor would be determined by the most isolated population, plus the time for the genes to spread through that population.

    So which population is the most isolated, in this sense? Remember, to be isolated you need to have had no contact at all for quite some time.

    • Precolumbian America: gene flow across the Bering straight, through some pre-Inuit Arctic culture? Was this nearly continuous since the Clovis? If this is the most isolated culture then the LCA is driven by southern Amerind populations ... the Tierra del Fuego aborigines are extinct, right?
    • Mainland Australian Aborigines: gene flow from Indonesia? The Macassars are relatively recent, but maybe it's been continuous anyway? When was the migration that brought the dingo, something like eight thousand years ago?

    There's lots of places with minimal contact (highland New Guinea, Easter Island, the Canary islands before 1500 or so) but very few with none at all.

    Any thoughts?

  110. Re:Racial differences take 10.000 years to develop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    AFAIK these differences take less than 10000 years to develope. Anyway, from this set of ancestors, not all have to look the same. Imagine half look black, half white. And if you look white, maybe your white ancestors appear each 5000 times as on your family tree, and the black ones only once...

  111. That may be true by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    but I still hate the Dutch. And the Belgians, because they share a border with the Dutch.

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    1. Re:That may be true by chthon · · Score: 1

      Then you should include the Germans too, because they share a longer border with Holland than Belgium.

  112. Jews for Jesus doesn't claim to be a religion by anomaly · · Score: 1

    I'm a gentile who is fairly familiar with Jews for Jesus.

    What they claim is that they are Jews by heritage/nationality who are imperfect. They have placed their faith in Jesus Christ's perfect life and sufficient sacrifice to be saved from eternal separation from a holy and perfect God. They claim that faith in Christ is necessary for all men to have relationship with God, including Jews.

    There is no "church of Jews for Jesus." There is nothing unique about their beliefs which substantively differentiates them from mainstream Christianity.

    Their mission statement is:
    "Jews for Jesus exists to make the messiahship of Jesus Christ an unavoidable issue to our Jewish people worldwide"

    They don't surrender their heritage (and in many cases, their traditions) simply because they follow Christ. They don't believe that they get closer to God if they keep kosher, or any other traditions - they like the traditions they keep. As a gentile follower of Christ, I see much of Christian teaching portrayed in the Seder traditions. Jews for Jesus do too - that's why they invited you to dinner.

    For what it's worth, if you want to found or operate an organization teaching people that the pathway to God is conversion to Judiasm, go ahead. I wouldn't call that a cult - I'd call it proselytizing. :) For what it's worth, I'd love to hear a Jew explain to me how the foundation of Christianity - the birth of Christ - is best understood as an extension of what Judaism teaches.

    Finally - the name of their organization has JESUS in it. It would be pretty hard for a college student to be tricked into thinking that JFJ isn't a Christian organization.

    Respectfully,
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    1. Re:Jews for Jesus doesn't claim to be a religion by plunge · · Score: 1

      "For what it's worth, I'd love to hear a Jew explain to me how the foundation of Christianity - the birth of Christ - is best understood as an extension of what Judaism teaches."

      That's not going to happen, given that Judaism explicitly teaches that Jesus is a false prophet: of exactly the sort that was warned about. Given that Jesus didn't fulfill any of the actual messianic prophecies (and no, making up some after the fact like "I THINK this passage in scripture might be implying that the messiah must have a mullet... and so if I write in my Gospels that he did, whoo-hoo! doesn't quite cut it for a rabbi), Jews are not exactly inclined to hand out much extra-credit.

  113. 32 generations? by hisstory+student · · Score: 1

    I don't think so. According to other recent calculations I've seen, it's more like 220 generations. Definitions notwithstanding, I think the 32 generations figure is quite off the mark.

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  114. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    The offsprings of to compleatly healthy parents can only get a genetic defect by external influences

    Each generation adds 1.4 (or 1.6, not sure I remember correctly) 'fatal' mutations on average because the DNA copying machinery is not perfect. 'Fatal' meaning if they are present on both strands, a child will not survive to adulthood.

    Bottom line all offsprings appear healthy but 75% of them wear the defect genes.

    Most people have a similar number of genetic "defects". There are no genetically perfect people.

    Conclusion: interbreeding in a narrow gene pool only has a negative effect if there are defect genes in it

    Exactly. Which is *always* the case.

  115. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    'Fatal' meaning if they are present on both strands, a child will not survive to adulthood.

    Oops, correction: Meaning will not procreate, i.e. not contribute to the gene pool (not survive to adulthood, be infertile, will not have viable offspring.)

  116. Faulty Logic by cylence · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The math only works if you assume that the ancestry never coincides with itself until it is mathematically impossible for it not to do so. This is ludicrous. Ancestry will coincide many, many times before that point. It is easy to demonstrate mathematically that it is more than possible for an ancestry to fold in on itself repeatedly, without touching other distinct lines.

    The basic assumption (flawed), is that having trillions of "ancestors" means that it fold in across the entire spectrum of living people at a given time, when it can in fact fold in multiple times on a selection of that population; or that having any particular person as your ancestor is almost precisely as likely as any other arbitrary person. Historically, there are many social constrictions to make such statistics highly unlikely.

    It also seems obvious to me, that were interracial marriages so common place so long ago (across the last few thousand years, even), the world would not be quite as genetically diverse a place as it currently is.

    Disclaimer: IANAM(athematician). However, I do love math, and this seems like a fairly obvious and very easily provable flaw. I'm also probably misusing the phrase "fold in" above, though: but I imagine everyone can understand what I mean by that.

    1. Re:Faulty Logic by tfried · · Score: 1

      The article does not make such an assumption (no folding). Indeed the point is addressed explicitely (along with several others).

      Also, keep in mind it's not taking about genetic inheritance, but family trees. There may be next to no genes left in you from your great-great-...-grand-father, but he's still 100% your ancestor. Hence genetic diversity and common ancestry lines are not at contradiction.

    2. Re:Faulty Logic by smchris · · Score: 1

      Ancestry will coincide many, many times before that point. It is easy to demonstrate mathematically that it is more than possible for an ancestry to fold in on itself repeatedly, without touching other distinct lines.

      I can vouch for that. Three of my ancestry lines did a lot of "folding", if that's what you want to call it, among themselves in 17th and 18th century Rhode Island. Upper class twit syndrome, I've heard: the wealthier families in the new world wanted to be the new lords.

    3. Re:Faulty Logic by dmhayden · · Score: 1

      The really interesting thing is to consider how this genetic interchange will play out in the future. Now that people travel the globe more easily, inter-ethnic mating is becoming much more common place, so how long will it take before most of our descendents all look the same? And what will they look like?

      Grabbing the back of an envelope, I figure that in 30 generations, each person would have about 1 billion ancestors from our generation if there were no mixing of ancestors. Clearly mixing occurs, but after that much time, I suspect most people will have many, many ancestors from all over the world. At 25 years per generation, that's just 750 years. So it seems plausible that in about 750 years, a large segment of the population will have a uniform ethnicity.

      What will they look like? My guess is that present-day Central and South America have the most ethnically mixed populations. The original inhabitants came from Asia and they've had European and African people there for several hundred years.

    4. Re:Faulty Logic by bogado · · Score: 1

      It is not faulty, the article states that just to ignite the curiosity, in fact it does go on to state that this trilions of ancestors are only possible because the same person appear over and over again in the familly tree. In fact this so called family 'tree' has many cilcles, that is the point of the holle article, that a common person should appear if you go far enought in the past and this person apparently is only a few thousands of years.

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    5. Re:Faulty Logic by cylence · · Score: 1

      A small clarification. Some people seem to think I said that the article doesn't take folding into account. I never claimed this.

      What I did claim is that it assumes such folding doesn't happen until it's mathematically impossible for it not to happen. Perhaps I misread something, but this does seem to be the case.

      Someone else pointed out that ancestry doesn't quite coincide with genetics. Right: my bad.

      The thing is, it just doesn't seem like they were all that careful in their analysis; they didn't explore other possible reasons for the results they were seeing, and (as I said previously) they seem to assume an equal likelihood for ancestry across the entire spectrum of available humans for the time period, which is clearly untrue.

  117. Persian country? by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    Iran isn't a Persian Country. Iran is a country that sits on the same location that Persia used to. Persia doesn't exist anymore. To call Iran a Persian Country would be like calling Mexico a North American country. It's true, but it's a feature of geography, not demographics.

    Iranians are Caucasians (they're actually close to the Caucasus mountains for which the race is named) not Arabs, I think that is what you meant to say.

    I agree with you about Bush Sr. He was wise to not go to Baghdad. He is a lot wiser than his son in many ways.

    Not that it took a genius to realize that if you topple a minority-demographic dictator who holds down (not just lives with) a demographic who makes the majority of the country (at least in the South) it will produce a civil war. But apparently it took more brains than we had in the White House at the time.

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    1. Re:Persian country? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative
      Iran isn't a Persian Country.
      Persia was the name used outside of Iran up until 1935.
      Iranians called their land Iran beginning around 226 AD/CE
      Yes, I wrote that correctly. 1,780 years of calling themselves Iranians.

      Before 226 AD, the Persians referred to themselves as Aryanam, which the word "Iran" is a spinoff of. The earliest written self-reference of the Persians as Aryanam was in 486 BC. That stretches the Iranian timeline back another 712 years.

      Iranians are Caucasians

      Iran (the Persian Empire) started out roughly 700 BC when several Aryan tribes united.
      Iran literally means "the land of Aryans"
      Culturally and linguistically they're Aryans.
      Ethnically, Iran (the Persian Empire) is a mix, which includes Caucusians.

      It's a bit confusing to discuss since the 'Iranian (Persian) people' covers more than just the people inside Iran's current border.

      P.S. Aryan, as I'm using it, has nothing to do with the racial supremecists or Nazis. In the 1900's they confused & bastardized the word.
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    2. Re:Persian country? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Perhaps like calling mexico an incan or aztec country?

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  118. Not so! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Already done that, you insensitive clod!
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  119. There are a couple of problems with this by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    One being that Aboriginals appear to have started in the Middle East, so their ancestors would be related to everyone else; the second being that there are a number of unusual Aboriginals with (for example) Dutch ancestry kicking around.

    There's a lot else about Australian Aboriginals which is unexpected, some of it fairly hair-raising and some very bland, but walking into the culture with your mental eyes closed is pretty much a recipe for hilarity^Wconfusion.

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    1. Re:There are a couple of problems with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And walking into the culture with your physical eyes closed is a pretty good recipe for tripping over a wallaby. Which I suppose would be full of hilarity. And confusion on the part of the wallaby.

  120. Re:Eww yuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    given the deplorable fact of extensive inter-breeding between mostly black slaves and mostly-white plantation owners prior to the Civil War, it is extremely likely that a white supremacist in the U.S. South and Martin Luther King Jr. would share a common ancestor a lot less than 60 generations back.

    Not likely. The typical white supremecist's ancestors would not have been able to afford slaves.

    The idea of "racial purity" is a myth for stupid people

    Yes.

  121. Genes wash out after too many generations by justthisdude · · Score: 1
    How much actual genetic material would descendants share after 20 generations? There are no more that 35,000 distinct genes, according to the Human genome project http://www.ornl.gov/sci/techresources/Human_Genome /faq/genenumber.shtml. This would break down around the 15th generation, so at 20 generations there would be perhaps a 3% chance of a shared gene, assuming no additional shared ancestors.

    Going through so many generations, it seems like a better approach would be to ask how many genes any two people are expected to share in common, which would encompass one or more mutual ancestors, some initial distribution of genes in the original pool and rates of mutation.

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    1. Re:Genes wash out after too many generations by chawly · · Score: 1

      Must admit to being a bit lost here. As a Scot and as a young fellow, I was heavily involved with a a girl called Gene - but I'm pretty sure she spelt it Jean - and, while she was fun to be in the tub with, she never impressed me as liable to get washed away ; but I was perhaps a little distracted. Now, here in France, they have a lot of Jeans - but they're all fellows and, while they should get in the tub more, I'm not going even to try washing them. Then the Americans have their Gene (Audry, if I'm not mistaken) who had a song "Frosty the Snowman" long before the Colombians brought their whole new meaning to the title. Makes a lot of Genes (or Jeans, if you prefer). Too many for me.

      Just wanted to say that if you're confused by this Gene (or Jean) business buddy, you ain't alone. (And I just hope you noticed that I didn't even introduce my new Levi's into the discussion - though I think I'll photograph them, just to check how they look after a few times in the washing machine.)

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  122. Shallow Hal by Joebert · · Score: 1

    And that cheerleader had the nerve to call me shallow.
    See, the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.

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  123. Genetic Diseases by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1
    What the hell are you on?

    If the parents have 100% perfect genes, the children will have as well. No matter how close the parents are related. Your above conclusion is completely wrong, a mildly genetic defective Vietnamese (let's say red/green colour blind defect on one chromosome, not on both) and a mildly defective Eskimo (Inuit) (let's say mongolism on one chromosome) will have: 25% completely healthy children (neither red/green colour blindness nor mongoloism got transfered but the healthy parts of the parents chromosome sets), 25% will only have the colour blindness genes from one parent but the healthy set of the Eskimo (which results in a not colour blind offspring, but he carries the defect,)25% will only have one chromosome set defected by mongolism, but be healthy as the chromosomes from the other parent will fix it, 25% will have both defects, but the opposing set of the other parent will fix it, so they appear not ill. Bottom line all offsprings appear healthy but 75% of them carry the defect genes.
    I took the liberty of correcting the grammer
    There are several points to note concerning your rather bastardised approach to Mendelian genetics.
    1. Colour-blindness is a sex-linked trait. Is is, and always will be, carried on the X chromosome which is why there are many more colour-blind males than females
    2. In general, colour-blind individuals are male. This means that they are extremely unlikely to have any colour-blind offspring. If they pass on their Y chromosome then they rely on their partner carrying the relevant gene for any sex-linked traits. If they pass on their X chromosome then they again rely on their partner to match it with another 'defective' X chromosome
    3. All male children of a colour-blind female will be colour-blind
    4. Mongolism is not a carried genetic "disease", it is a condition whereby an extra chromosome 21 (trisomy 21) has been carried into a gamete due to an error in meiosis (the process of creating egg and sperm cells)
    5. When meiosis occurs in a person with Down's Syndrome, half the gametes will be normal, half will contain an extra chromosome 21 meaning that 50% of all children born to a Down's-Not Down's couple would be 'normal' and that 33.33% of all live births born to a Down's-Down's couple would be 'normal'
    6. If your Vietnamese R-B colour-blind male were to have children with an Inuit female with Down's Syndrome then one would expect that the offspring would break down into four groups: Females with Down's that carry the CB gene, Females that carry the CB gene but do not have Down's, Males with Down's and Males without Down's. All females will carry the CB gene and half of all children will have Down's
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    1. Re:Genetic Diseases by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Thanx for lifting my simply example to a more or less perfect explanaition what I wanted to explain.

      Choosing colour blindness and trisomy 21 obviously where bad examples, I cosidered them simple as they are well know "names of defects", and I completely forgot what you explined so good regarding the X chromosome and the additional chromosome 21.

      Nevertheless you explain exactly what I wanted to explain. See in contrast the other answers to my post.

      angel'o'sphere

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  124. Fallacy of inheritance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There seems to be some kind of a fallacy operating here, which I don't quite understand, between this formal or mathematical notion of being somebody's ancestor or being descended from them, and the biological concept of inheritance in which you actually carry someone's genes (or they carry yours). I mean, my first generation of offspring has half my genes, the next generation has a quarter, then an eighth; if there are finite boundaries, then it must go effectively to zero. So, given that we have a finite number of genes, it would seem that there is a finite number of generations in which one set of genes is likely to be extinguished among at least some fraction of the descended population. So if I contribute my genes to a community -- say I fly to another continent by prehistoric rocket sled ten thousand years ago or whatever, and mate with one of the ones I find attractive, then her family decides to cook and eat me, really eager to show off this fire thing -- how many generations before most of my so-called "descendants" no longer carry any of my genes, even though some of them do carry some? Must happen eventually. But, this article considers all the formal descendants of Anonymous Prehistoric Coward the First to be actual biological descendants of Anonymous Coward -- or at least, it conflates the two notions into one -- as if we are related because my gene touched a gene that touched your gene, or something like that, just the same as if you actually have my freckles.

    An interesting tangent to that is, we know my brother and I share, like, a lot of the same genes. If we both have descendants, and all this mixing happens, somewhere down the line our bloodlines cross again and some future descendant carries, say, the brown-eyed bullshitter gene. But whose descendant is he, mine or my brother's? And does it matter? We know he's our father's... but it's the same gene, anyway. Kind of becomes irrelevant, by that point.

    I think if you get really careful about defining what you mean by relatedness, this article will end up making a lot more sense, but will have much less sweeping implications. But underlying it is still the moral fact, if you want to call it that, that we are all human beings and as individuals, are really just different examples of the same basic thing. The fact that any two of us "could" be related really means that the similarities outweigh the differences.

  125. Buddhism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As with anything human, nothing is so clear cut.

    When Buddhism was favored by Mauria Gupta dynasty of India, Buddhist priests/monks had huge political influence (which was held by Jains earlier). Tibet has become a theocracy with hierarchical order (Dali Lama at the top, Panchen lama next, etc.) and Buddhist monasteries became major political and military forces at different times in history. Buddhism split and spread out (Mahayana (sp?) to the norht to Tibet, China, Mongolia, etc., and to the south to Sri Lanka and Thailand), and Buddhism with political clouts manifested where Buddhism went.

    Religion being a human affair, enough people get together around it, you can't prevent it from becoming political and the associated human sins.

  126. LDS Church by mulhollandj · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nobody does family history like the LDS church. Check out www.familysearch.org. You can even download free software. It is interesting some of the changes they are doing such as scanning in petabytes of microfilm and indexing it through thousands of volunteers. They are also going to try to make some sort of a world tree using a wiki-like format. I also believe they are going to incorporate GIS data so you can see where people have moved around.

  127. this holds for single alleles (genes), not individ by amiable1 · · Score: 2, Informative
    The interesting argument, related to theories known for a century (Galon-Watson,Fisher) are correct for single genes, or completely linked clusters (e.g.mitochondria, Y chromosome). It does not hold in the presence of recombination.

    In other words, the conclusion is false for entire individuals, but true for single genes or very tightly linked clusters.

    Questions?

  128. Re:Eww yuck! by Darby · · Score: 1

    There is no rationale behind it whatsoever and having a pedigree to show that say, (for the most common example) a white supremacist and Martin Luther King Jr. share common ancestors 60 or so generations back would not change their attitudes.

    Sure, but the ones with integrity (within their framework) would kill themselves and the rest would have less persuasive ability and be exposed as "mudpeople" and therefore be much less of a problem.

  129. "We're all related" by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    And "we're all related" to the human immuno deficiency virus. The most recent common ancestor argument is better but still highly misleading. The fact is that anyone with half a brain knows that the intended effect of statement's like the idiot's and that of the article is to give the impression that all or at least most genes that distinguish humans from other animals are in a HW equilibrium because there is no population structure worth discussing except in the fevered imaginations of "genetic determinists" -- a phrase which itself is the product of the fevered imaginations of guys like Lewontin and Gould. No one, not even the white supremacist anthropologists of the 19th century nor Nazi pseudoscientists believed there were no environmental influences.

  130. Story is just stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ancestry is not determined by statistics like the people who did this exercise pretended it was. If it was we could prove dogs and cats all have recent common ancestry.

    The story is just some stunt by someone with an agenda.

    Why was it even posted on /. ?

  131. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by plunge · · Score: 1

    I actually think this dude is from China. China is probably one of the last cultures on Earth where being explicitly racialist or even racist is still ok in polite society and even taught in schools. If African Americans think racism is still bad in the US, they have no idea what sort of racism they are missing out on in China. Of course, adding that to the sort of psychotic nationalism that the government promotes, and you have a nation that's still sorta scary.

    Of course, Asia as a whole isn't much better. The Japanese have an ethnic minority that are to this day treated like the lowest scum imaginable... even though outsiders cannot tell them apart from other Japanese. And of course, both the Japanese and the Chinese regard Koreans as scum.

    I'm not trying to say that the West is perfect, but people often forget that at least in the West we've dealt and to some extent matured in how we deal with race in ways that more homogenous cultures so far have not.

  132. Tasmania is still a problem by ynotds · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd go a bit further in support of Olson's findings being able to coexist with m-Eve, y-Adam and the Toba bottleneck, but with the disclaimer that the planet is big enough and complex enough for outliers that his model misses.

    In particular we know that the Tasmanians were truly isolated for more than 10K years and that while the pure line did not survive the British invasion, there are descendents of Tasmanians from -10K alive today, yet very clearly not everybody is descended from those Tasmanians, so Olson's supplementary claim that there is a single set of everybody's ancestors who were alive around -7K falls over.

    I'd expect Tasmania is not even a unique exception, but others might be a lot harder to prove. Those outliers apart, the rest makes broad sense and the relative mobility of genes, might help resolve a few other misconceptions about recent human evolution, especially the post-modern selection pressures favouring poverty and stupidity.

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    1. Re:Tasmania is still a problem by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Tasmania isn't a problem for his argument, only for the one you are interpreting him as having made.

      What he said basically translates into "Anyone you could shake hands with today is a relative of yours if to go back around 2000 years." (or 5000 years if you put some unrealistically pessimistic assumptions into the model).

      Some people appear to be arguing for a date even more recent than 2000 years, but that's not what he's saying. And his data are based on probability theory, anthropology, and population genetics, but don't include molecular biology. That would allow them to tighten up some places where their current model is still a bit "loose".

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  133. The perfect argument by ynotds · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While there are other clues that any notion of extended periods of genetic isolation of Australia in recent millenia is misguided, the dingo argument puts that to rest. By the time of the British invasion, dingos had spread through out mainland Australia, but not Tasmania, which does at least provide an exception to Olsen's supplementary claim.

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  134. Land Bridge by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

    Land Bridge was caused by the Ice Age. It's been gone for 11,000 years. The Eve female, if she existed, is linked to us all on the matrilineal path, and lived in Africa 50,000 to 250,000 years ago.

    1. Re:Land Bridge by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      The "Eve" I'm talking about was discovered in Africa and last I heard was dated at 9000+ years old. I have not seen any updates in a few years other than the DNA match with all of us.

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    2. Re:Land Bridge by tfried · · Score: 1

      The "Eve" you're talking about was not discovered but hypothized, and I don't know, where from you got the 9000 years figure. Care to provide a link? Meanwhile here are two easily googlable updates: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Eve, http://www.archaeology.org/9609/abstracts/dna.html .

  135. Nothing new here by FSMonster · · Score: 2, Informative

    As Richard Dawkins said, it's true indeed there was an 'ancestral Adam (and Eve)', but he could have lived ten or a hundred thousand years ago. The calculations they performed works with arbitrary variables they input and then wait what number comes out. Might be fun, like Google Trends, but ultimately inconsequential.

  136. Pigeonhole Principle by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Authors don't understand the pigeonhole principle:

    (From the FA): "Keep going back in time, and there are fewer and fewer people available to put on more and more branches of the 6.5 billion family trees of people living today. It is mathematically inevitable that at some point, there will be a person who appears at least once on everybody's tree."

    No, not at all. You could have, for example, two completely separate branches of humanity (say one in the Americas and one everywhere else) that never interbred except at the very beginning of the human species. Pigeonhole Principle. The only thing thats mathematically inevitable is that at least two ancestors somewhere is shared. Somewhere. For example, mathematically, a very prolific couple could have been responsible for all X billion people minus a small group living in an uncharted area, whose roots go all the way back to the beginning.

    Bad math, shame on the authors for writing it.

    1. Re:Pigeonhole Principle by chawly · · Score: 1

      I read this bit

      "at least two ancestors somewhere is shared...."
      and thought "Why, I'm sure they surely is, isn't they!" Then I read this bit
      "Bad math, shame on the authors for writing it."
      and I thought of the good old boy who said ........ but who the hell cares what he said, given this shambles.
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  137. to correct the missconceptions of the uneducated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first off, jesus couldnt be the messiah. it wouldnt matter if he was god if fact that would make it even less possible then. the messiah or more properly mosiach has to be human. an everyday flawed human, not perfect at all. in fact read this so i dont have to spell it out for you http://www.jewsforjudaism.org/ that gives a basis of info about how jesus could not be the messiah. wanna go a little more indepth on judaism here www.jewfaq.org
    next wow jesus was acclaimed to rise from the dead.. that was a common belief of jews back then that the righteous will come back to life. of course then theres the whole thats when the messiah comes and takes over the world and then destroys all weapons and everyone believes in god.. hmm still hasnt happened..
    even more ironic is the fact that its actually believed by jews that every generation someone is born with the potential to be the messiah. its whenever god calls on him that shit hits the fan.

    next islam and christianity are very similar you can basically sum up islam as christianity without the letters of paul and without jesus as messiah there you go islam.(note that is just summing it up ;) )

    to add as a later note satan is actually just a name for a test from god not some cast down angel.. it was actually a king that god cast down and some christians wanted a dualistic sense to the bible so they rewrote that. and on top of the read the chapter of isaiah youll find it plainly in it that god created evil.
    and why oh why couldnt if somehow there was a supposed "devil" could he not create evil. simple that would mean he would have created something from nothing, which in turn would make him actually as powerful as god, and only god can create from nothing duh.
    so when you do something bad dont blame the nonexistant devil and say "the devil made me do it" blame god and say "god made me do it" oh and btw its the fact that we actually posses this dual nature good and evil that makes us in the image of god not are bodily form. in fact we have to have evil just use it with good judgement. for instance if your hungry youll work to buy or grow your own food. or work to get something you like. that is actually evil because your doing things for yourself. if you where pure good you would never eat or anything because it would infringe upon people and it would be doing something for yourself.
    and there is no such thing as original sin, its your fault you mess up not some person in the past. it was just a way to pin the blame on someone else.. look into judaism it tells you that plainly, jews dont believe in original sin its really your fault..
    oh man i could write an entire thesis on this.. wait i already did to bad its not still on the pc or i woulda just copied it on but hopefully this crappy summary sums some of it up.

  138. this is absurd! by skam240 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    maybe some one else mentioned this already and i just missed it but doesnt it seem a bit absurd to anyone else the suggestion that humanity's one common ancestor was around during the golden age of greece? how the hell would said ancestor make it down into australia or the americas fast enough to become the single common ancestor for all of humanity? i'm certain that south america and australia still have blood lines that havent been touched by individuals from outside their continent and those populations were established well before the golden age of greece.

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  139. It helps if you RTFA by ynotds · · Score: 1
    Yes, I know this is Slashdot, but ...
    Furthermore, Olson and his colleagues have found that if you go back a little farther -- about 5,000 to 7,000 years ago -- everybody living today has exactly the same set of ancestors. In other words, every person who was alive at that time is either an ancestor to all 6 billion people living today, or their line died out and they have no remaining descendants.
    ... is the secondary claim which the 10+K separation of Tasmanians and continued existence of a small pool of their mixed descendants invalidates.
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    1. Re:It helps if you RTFA by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I would need a detailed genetic analysis before I would accept your statement as either true or false. I suspect it of being false. (Isolated populations generally are only relatively isolated. There is generally occasionall traffic in both directions, even if only once every couple of hundred years.)

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  140. Or full of wallaby... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...should one happen to be hungry enough, I guess.

    At base, it's a pretty direct way to having people stare at you and maybe warn you about things like sticks, pitfalls, snakes and so on. Maybe.

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  141. slave-owning white trash by grushenka · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not likely. The typical white supremecist's ancestors would not have been able to afford slaves.

    Um, not. Great-granddaddy was poor white racist trash, coming from probably your typical subsistence farming South Carolina background, and his family owned slaves (just a few) before the war. This was normal - even the slightly better-off poor had slaves.

    Also, need I mention Trent Lott or Strom Thurmond?

  142. Hello, look at the Touareg. by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

    The most powerful warrior tribe in all of Africa, responsible for selling most of the slaves who labored in America (north, central and south), inventors of the blues (have a listen, it's where the american slaves took the style of music) and fully matriarchial society.

    A blip on the radar they are not.

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  143. Re:Eww yuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...become so obvious that even people stupid enough to be racists will have a hard time avoiding it


    They'll probably deal with it just as the creationists do: by ignoring the evidence.

  144. Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >every human on earth can trace their ancestry back to someone who may have lived as recently as the Golden Age of Greece (around 500 BC).

    In fact every human on earth can trace their ancestry to someone who live in the 20th or 19th century.

  145. Amazing discovery by jandersen · · Score: 1

    ... the relatively recent origins of every human on earth.

    Indeed, it has been found out that nobody living on Earth today goes back more than about 100 to 120 years at most!!

  146. Cool it pal. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    We know where you are comming from, it is patently obvious you will not see your own community's shortcomings and that you have been indoctrinated quite successfully.

    So spare us all the propaganda please.

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    1. Re:Cool it pal. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      No, actually, he's right. There really is no such thing as Hindu doctrine. It is simply not a doctrinal, prescriptive religion. I am a Jewish American of Eastern European and British descent, by the way, so not speaking of my own culture in any way.

      It is hard for many people from the Judeo-Christian tradition to understand that unlike Christianity, Hinduism doesn't really mandate that you have "faith" in a particular event - there is a large tradition of mythology and stories, but there is no requirement that to call yourself a Hindu you believe that these are literal truth. And there are relatively few truly religious behavioral mandates - there have been many social and cultural mandates (suttee, which you refer to, is really one of those, as was much of the purity rules, though those were based on a socio-religious caste system).

      As there are many gods in India, there are many modes of worship and ways of showing devotion. The common religious texts of Hinduism are a combination of written versions of old mythology and spiritual writings and poems. There's no 10 commandments, no edict from God channelled by a prophet, no sayings of Jesus that tell you how to live a good life.

    2. Re:Cool it pal. by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 1

      You presume too much.
      I see my community's shortcomings quite well and am openly critical of them. However, the fact remains that I can criticise my community or any community / religion EXCEPT Islam. When I begin critically examining any aspect of Islam in a discourse, the muslims I'm talking with become all 'frothing at the mouth' types.
      I haven't been indoctrinated, buddy, because my religion doesn't believe in doctrines.

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    3. Re:Cool it pal. by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 1

      Thank you sir!

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    4. Re:Cool it pal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you are criticzing islam. Everywhere you go people feel free to badmouth islam and say that its' the worst possible religion. I've heard of shools in the us banning the study of that vile religion. You can't say that the cartoons that were big news last year were not critical of islam maybe even arabs. I know many very nice people who despise islam and muslims and don't feel that they have to hide it.

      As an atheist I don't see any religion as being better than another. Yhis kind of reminds me of ann coulter saying that she is not allowed to criticize the 911 windows but she does it any way. Some would say she overcriticized them.

      From the way it seems to me you have a hard on for islam which is okay but you are incorrect when we cannot bad mouth it. If you go to the internet, bookstores or radio/televisison you can hear people castigating muslims without being punished for it

  147. Inventors of the blues? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Blues is an US invention.

    It is like saying that Italians invented blues because Africanamericans used the conventions laid down by Guido Daretzo...

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  148. Your reasoning is flawed. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You are guessing about hoa many children will your realtives in the future have.

    The study and the GP post deal with a mathematical certainity: the number of ancestors anybody has is 2, no more, no less. The interesting conclussion is that your family tree is not a neat tree where each node open 2 new branches, but that for certain many nodes originate different branches that coincide again in the future.

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  149. Am I missing something? by bkocik · · Score: 1
    I must be, because otherwise this:

    every human on earth can trace their ancestry back to someone who may have lived as recently as the Golden Age of Greece (around 500 BC)

    . . . is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Did they previously think that perhaps some of us just spontaneously appeared out of thin air, and do not have any ancestors from that time period?

  150. Lineage of Josey Wales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have a keloid scar on the center of the back of my hand. It looks like the brand Clint Eastwood told the Indian he would put on his cattle and all... It's an interesting twist because I'm 25% Native American, so I guess the moral is, if you have a big scar on your forehead and scars on your hands and a scar where your wrist got slashed half through, you've established your own marks on this world and don't need parental identification.

    People know I've been hit by a car, dragged, fallen from a moving car, and generally had some big rocks hit me in the side & back of the head. And drowned. One of my sons was taken down recently by leukemia at 28 years of age, so I haven't been hit with that yet. Measles, mumps twice both sides, chickenpox, but Polio missed me. Hit the boy 3 houses up the street though. Mom was half Indian so we ended up having a matriarchal home pretty much. A poor choice. A home should not be led by the lower IQ parent. Ultimately the male child will exceed her and have little direction but be subjected to "You should do this" or "You should do that" on my Say So, with no supporting arguments good enough to help the male children. Might be sufficient for girls...

  151. Geographical separation? by willCode4Beer.com · · Score: 1

    Although the article presents a neat mathematical trick, it seems to fail to take into account geagraphical separation.
    I'm trying to figure out how I had ancestors in the Americas 5000 years ago if they supposedly came accros the land bridge 100,000 years ago. Or how Autralian Aboringese come into my family tree?

    Unless maybe Thor Heyerdahl was right, and people really were travering the globe back then.

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  152. Re:Eww yuck! by svindler · · Score: 1

    And I read a posting from this guy on /. who was five steps from Kevin Bacon. That makes me six steps from Kevin Bacon. Wheee, I'm cool!

  153. fork or loop by ripcrd · · Score: 1

    Let's just hope your family tree has forks and not loops. Otherwise you may have a uncle-daddy, a cousin-momma or maybe some extra digits or something.

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  154. What's really important by bickle · · Score: 1

    So....can I nail my cousin?

  155. Wow - what an opinion by anomaly · · Score: 1
    Jesus didn't fulfill any of the actual messianic prophecies
    Wow - what an opinion. As a follower of Christ, and a student of the Hebrew scriptures, it's my understanding that he fulfilled almost 500 prophecies from them.

    I'll take this opportunity to quote from what I consider to be a reliable source:
    For example, it was not only prophesied that Christ would be a descendant of Abraham, (Gen.12:1-3), but that He would be from the tribe of Judah (Gen. 49:10) and the house of David (Ps. 110:1); that He would be born in Bethlehem (Mic. 5:2), born of a virgin (Isa. 7:1 4), betrayed for thirty pieces of silver (Zech. 11:12f.), and also that His hands and feet would be pierced (Ps. 22:16). It is noteworthy that this last prediction was made long before crucifixion was invented as a form of capital punishment by the Persians and a thousand years before it was made common by the Romans.

    It was also prophesied that Christ would be crucified with transgressors (Isa. 53:9, 12); that none of His bones would be broken (Ex. 12:46; Ps. 34:20); and that He would cry out from the cross, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken me?" (Ps. 22:1). Moreover, Christ's resurrection (Ps. 16:8-11), His ascension (Ps. 68:1 8)


    The list goes on and on and on. This is not "after the fact" stuff. Your assertion that he fulfilled none of them is not consistent with Christian belief. Perhaps it's consistent with Jewish thought, but this would be where the unity of "Judeo-Christian thought" breaks down.

    My hope for relationship with God is the fulfillment of prophecy when Christ, who lived a perfect and holy life, was wrongfully put to death and then rose from the dead. The apostle Paul (a converted Jew) said
    If there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith. More than that, we are then found to be false witnesses about God, for we have testified about God that he raised Christ from the dead. But he did not raise him if in fact the dead are not raised. For if the dead are not raised, then Christ has not been raised either. And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ are lost. If only for this life we have hope in Christ, we are to be pitied more than all men.

      But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead,

    (emphasis added)

    FWIW - the first major controversy in the Christian church was about Jews. The major question was whether Christ's salvation was available to anyone who wasn't a Jew! :)

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly
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    1. Re:Wow - what an opinion by plunge · · Score: 1

      "Wow - what an opinion. As a follower of Christ, and a student of the Hebrew scriptures, it's my understanding that he fulfilled almost 500 prophecies from them."

      Well, what can I say? Someone gave you a major line of BS, as far as the Jews are concerned.

      Even a brief glance at what you cite shows the problem. The claimed prophecies are tantamount to sloppy desperation on the part of the Gospel authors. Born of a virgin? Nope, sorry. That's not what Isa. 7:1 4 says, and that passage isn't even about the messiah in the first place (it's about the birth of King Hezekiah, which is a sign to Ahaz about some events local to Ahaz's time). Many Christian Bibles translate the word "virgin" but most honest ones have stopped doing so. almah means "young woman," not virgin. Regardless, the only people that care about pagan things like virgin births are pagans, and among pagans, claimed virgin births were a dime a dozen in those days. To Jews, the concept is simply bizarre (but then, the concept that the messiah would not be a son of god is also foriegn and bizarre and counter-theological). But then, Jews have never really been into the idea that sex is so creepy and impure that God has to scramble as far away from it as possible: that's another pagan thing (just like Easter and Christmas were pagan holidays).

      "It is noteworthy that this last prediction was made long before crucifixion was invented as a form of capital punishment by the Persians and a thousand years before it was made common by the Romans."

      Yeah, well, too bad that's not what the actual Scriptures say. There's nothing about peirced (except in the King James Bible!) What it actually says is "For dogs have encompassed me, a company of evil-doers have
      enclosed me, like a lion, they are at my hands and feet." Only a very bizarre mispelling of a key word and THEN a very ungrammatical interpretation gets you even to "gouged" will still isn't "pierced." Worse, this passage is King David talking about himself, not about the messiah. Like most of these claimed prophecies, it's a ridiculously lame stretch. No wonder very very few Jews were convinced by early Christians, and not a single great rabbi was impressed with their arguments.

      And of course, all this flailing around to try and drum up alternate prophecy is because of one thing: because Jesus completely failed to do any of the things the messiah is supposed to do. And his followers knew it. I don't think they were dishonest exactly, but they had to scramble around for SOMETHING to justify their beliefs in the face of this. And these silly attempts were the best they could come up with.

      Note also that the idea that the books contained in the Bible are the ONLY things you need to read to understand Scripture is an idea foreign not only to Judiasm, but even to Christianity itself, at least for the first 1500 years. Until the Sola Scripture heresy began, everyone understood that there were countless other subsidiary texts and traditions one had to know and understand.

      Heck, even the NT authors knew that. Some of the "scripture" they reference you won't anywhere in the OT because they aren't there. They are quoting other well-known sayings and writings that aren't in the modern Bible at all. Again, the idea that you can just read Scripture without knowing all the knowledge and context and so forth around it is just not sustainable in the Jewish view.

      "born in Bethlehem (Mic. 5:2)"

      The passage first of all implies only that David's line comes from Bethlahem and that the messiah comes from this line. Whether the messiah does himself or not is irrelevant (just that he comes from David's direct paternal line... which, you know, come to think of it, doesn't work too well if someone was born of a virgin!) And more importantly, it implies that the messaih will be a "ruler of Israel." Was Jesus a ruler of Israel? Nope. In fact, not long after he appeared, Israel was essentially destroyed: there wasn't any Israel to rule.

      And so on.

  156. Re:Eww yuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, your niece is HOT!

  157. Fundie Fodder? by DCheesi · · Score: 1

    I Can't help noticing that the timing they suggest for having *all* shared ancestors roughly coincides with the "age of the world" claimed by religious fundamentalists. Wouldn't be interesting if this bit of genetic pseudo-science becomes an argument used by creationists?

  158. I don't get it. by TheGarggh · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    That means everybody on Earth descends from somebody who was around as recently as the reign of Tutankhamen, maybe even during the Golden Age of ancient Greece.


    Weren't all the races pretty much established by that point? How can an Asian be the common ancestor to Africans, Australian Aborigines, etc?
  159. If you're really interested in this... by rthille · · Score: 1

    Read "The Ancestor's Tale" by Dawkins. He goes over this at the start of the book, leading back to the first 'concestor' (convergent ancestor). He goes over the whole idea of some one individual being the ancestor of all humans pretty quickly, but he covers the problem of isolated gene pools (Australia & Tasmania), and I'm sure he's got some good references to other works which cover it more in depth.

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  160. Re: Tracing the past movements by business_kid · · Score: 1

    We do have some other sources to consider.

    The Bible reports a Worldwide flood in 2370 B.C.E. which seems preserved in some form in
    every national grouping as a flood legend of some sort. Over 150 such have been identified.
    That fits with the 2000 - 5000 year analysis.

    Genesis 11 reports on the tower of Babel, and how the language problem there caused
    widespread migration. Moving East from Babel or Babylon gets one by land into India/Asia.
    Moving South gets one into the Arabian Peninsula, or Ethopia/African Continent (13 mile boat trip).
    Moving West gets the migrant to Egypt - North Africa (No Suez Canal - remember?)
    Moving North you can reach Turkey/Greece/Europe, or in to the Republics that were the USSR.

    What also supports this in the article is that everyone previous to this period is either a
    direct relation (i.e. ancestors of Noah) of their families died out (Flood Victims).

  161. Re:Eww yuck! by bsartist · · Score: 1

    I figured someone could find a better number - I just surfed around IMDB for a few minutes. I followed John Rhys-Davies first because I knew he'd been in a *ton* of movies. He's even busier than Kevin Bacon. That "Oracle of Bacon" is pretty funny though. Isn't that cheating? :-)

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  162. Trivially incorrect? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    It seems that if you have any group of people that has been isolated for a few thousand years (islanders... those white japanese?... remote native tribes... certain religious groups.. people with a strong tendency to inbreed only in their group?) that they could have a separate bloodline going further back than Chiang estimates.

    If you could get them to donate some genetic material, you could check that possibility.

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  163. Man's Progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about it! Think about all the recent progress our species has made recently. It has been alleged that
    man's intelligence has not grown 'suddenly' within the past thousand or so years. Man even invented a steam
    engine and moveable type in Greco-Roman times. Others have speculated that is man is really as old as some
    say he is, 4 million years, why then did he not 'civilize' before recent times. If he did, should there not
    be some ruins of this. The oldest ruins that we know of for civilization are buried under hundreds of feet
    of water off the coast of India and alleged to be Vedic. At thirteen thousand or so years old, these are far older than the Christains' estimate of the age of man from 'Bibical creation'. Others using DNA analyses allege an age of recent man at less than 60 thousand years. This claiming that we are all descended from an ancient band of Kenyan survivors of an interglacial period. This also means all other competition became genealogical dead ends. These Kanyans are therefore the ancestors of us all, all so called races, so called nationalities, etc. However this does not explain why we were so smart so recently. Archeological records show a slow progress for tens of thousands of years with only the most rudimentary of accomplishments from millenia to millenia. All of a sudden about 14 thousand years ago there is progress. The oldest documented civilizations, the Chinese and the Vedic, come complete with written languages and some surviving books. Some of these books claim astounding progress, even to the point of using forms of energy conversion that we are just now researching, including sonofusion used to power ancient craft capable of air travel and maybe more. The 'Vimanas' described in the Vedas supposedly used
    mercury based sonofusion to power them. If so, and there is a convincing logic that is even now being researched by heavily classified programs by the present Indian Government, these craft might not have been limited to just the air over our planet. Indeed the drawings of them suggest the present day F-22 with delta wings and double tails. Such drawings have been found not only in the Vedas and in other contemporary archealogical finds, but also in drawings in ancient south America. Aircraft like designs can be useful in space as well or for craft that go and come from space to land in planetary gravity wells. Fusion power would imply huge coefficients of performance, liberating spacecraft from huge fuel carrying requirements and enabling more space for useful payload. Bottom line is that the case is almost inescapable that we as a species are bioengineered by visitors not of this world. Open your minds and think about it. Governments must know this as well, else why would they cover up evidence of this that shows up everywhere almost on a daily basis. Religious authorities must know how this threatens their case for very existance, for this is why they seek to deny the possibility of extraterrestrial life at virtually every opportunity. If all sightings are 'bunk', then why are the bases in southern Nevada so secret. When we were children we were told about 'Santa Clause' and his sliegh and gifts to all humanity in one night, Christmas night. Later, long after the improbability of it all had dawned of all but the slowest of us, our parents would admit one way or another that Santa was a fable. Then we did the same to our children. Denial of UFO's is like the affirmation of Santa that wa all had as kids. Only our parents did not come at us with guns and insanity commitment orders when we found out the truth.

  164. Re: Tracing the past movements by pnewhook · · Score: 1

    Since we are bringing the bible into this, how does the bible explain the different races from the common ancestor without allowing for evolution?

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  165. I take issue with your characterization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Race is *not* primarily a social phenomenon, unless you are being impossibly thick about it, using races as rigid categories. Have you ever heard of population genetics? Sure, there are gradients and clines, but you can still clearly tell who is of which population for the most part. And as for such differences in populations not being biologically significant, perhaps you should read some Dawkins, selfish genes shared by a group will make them group centric and more ruthlessly competivive against those who are not a part of their shared ancestry, and more cooperative towards their kin, the same concept as family really. Kin selection may be a more familiar display of this phenomenon to some. To deny this is to be ignorant or dishonest of the very nature of life.

    And now for a deconstruction of your rediculous assertions. First, the mere mention of skin color, and the predetermined sensitive reactions that it is sure to generate, shows that you have manipulative intentions, further evidenced by the tired "social phenomenon" bilge. But this is also a matter of being too rigid and not seeing the middle ground, the sharing of a trait with another population doesn't negate that they can be characterized as being of different ancestry, "on the whole". Deceptive manipulation of scale?

    Next, please provide a proof for your exogamy assertions, especially the extreme characterization you give, not some tamer view.

    And while I agree that racial purity is pretty unlikely, especially if you go back over 1000 years, this doesn't diminish in the slightest the implications of a less rigid form of common ancestry, and the selfish gene implications of such.

    Overall, you strike me as dishonest and dogmatic wrt the PC ideology. Such a shame that self-serving agenda's can so successfully censor science, a true shame of our essential fallability and weakness.

    Just to add for those curious, what logical motivation could somebody who understands the facts of life and genetics have for this deception? Well one example is somebody who is from a genetically(possibly not visibly) different population who wants a competitive edge in a society where they are a genetic minority. Beware folks, PC is exploitative competition by those who are more ruthlessly ethnocentric than you can imagine, helped by a cadre of inculcated useful idiots.

  166. Re:Eww yuck! by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    WOW.. putting Angel Boris into google image search is very very NSFW!!!

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  167. Re:Eww yuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay, racially aware people are ignorant because all people are identical and equal.

    Thanks for being a propaganda parrot. Very insightful!

  168. Shallow roots to the family tree by ekimminau · · Score: 1
    This sure sounds like a reinforcement to the belief of Noah and the Ark. The all powerful being wipes the planet clean and all human life begins anew from a single family. Somewhere between 2000-10000BC.
    http://www.noahsarksearch.com/faq.htm

    "If you believe evolutionary dating mechanisms (old earth of 5 billion years old), which makes many unstated assumptions as fact both before and after the flood, then you would state that the flood was probably 20,000 to 50,000 years ago. This is why old earther's scoff at the search for the ark, as it is extremely unlikely any of the boat would have survived for tens of millennia. However, if the ark is actually scientifically documented to have survived, this would present a dilemma for old earther's, who typically rely on many generations being left out of the biblical genealogies.


    If you question evolutionary dating mechanisms (young earth of 6,000-10,000 years old), then you would state that the flood was between about 5000BC to 2350BC, depending on how many generations were left out of the biblical genealogies. See the Link webpage for more information."

    This page is quote facinating when taken in context with the geneology data:
    http://answersingenesis.org/creation/v4/i1/noahs_f lood.asp

    When was Noah's Flood? 1,981 years to AD 0 plus 967 years to the founding of Solomon's Temple plus 480 years to the end of the Exodus plus 430 years to the promise to Abraham plus 75 years to Abraham's birth plus 350 years to Shem's 100th birthday plus 2 years to the Flood. The Biblical data places the Flood at 2304 BC +/- 11 years.

    This date is, as expected, in conflict with secular archaeology which regards the Flood as either local or a myth and the Biblical chronologies as irrelevant or inaccurate.

    The placing of a catastrophic global flood in the year 2304 BC means that all civilizations discovered by archaeology must fit into the last 4,285 years.



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  169. BS? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    Someone gave you a major line of BS, as far as the Jews are concerned.
    And there you have it. Of course Jews and Christians disagree about the interpretation of the scriptures. It's all about context, and translation can sometimes be tricky. You can find scholars who say that the Hebrew text meant one thing, and I can find scholars that say it means another. You have to look at the whole package. I have looked at several religious systems, and find Christianity the most compelling world view out there.

    Your mileage may vary, that's what makes religion, politics and sex so volitile that in polite society people don't bring them up in public. :)

    Of course, I'll also differ with your assertion that Paul is the only NT writer we know for sure by name. And he never met Jesus.
    First, the documentary evidence of the gospels is sufficient to clearly identify the primary followers of Christ. Secondly, while Paul never contends that he met with the human person of Christ during the 30+ years he physically lived on this planet, Paul's conversion from a zealous Jew to a zealous Jewish Christian was motivated by his encounter with Christ.

    I could go on, but time runs short. I'll close with this: the idea that the books contained in the Bible are the ONLY things you need to read to understand Scripture is an idea foreign not only to Judiasm, but even to Christianity itself, at least for the first 1500 years. Until the Sola Scripture heresy began, everyone understood that there were countless other subsidiary texts and traditions one had to know and understand.
    I beg to differ. Christianity was built on the idea that the Hebrew scriptures were foundational to faith and while the first generation of Christians did not have the whole of the New Testament (because it had not yet been completed) as parts of the NT were available, people referred to that as authoritative.

    The whole divide within Christendom about the sufficiency of scripture alone came as a result of the abuses perpetrated by people who decided that they wanted to extend the reach of the church beyond what Christ intended. Interesting that you'd portray that as a heresy. Should I assume that you're a Roman Catholic?

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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    1. Re:BS? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "And there you have it. Of course Jews and Christians disagree about the interpretation of the scriptures. It's all about context, and translation can sometimes be tricky. You can find scholars who say that the Hebrew text meant one thing, and I can find scholars that say it means another. You have to look at the whole package. I have looked at several religious systems, and find Christianity the most compelling world view out there."

      It might well be compelling in its own right, but this pomo relatavism of trying to pretend that it's well grounded in the Scriptures just because Christians need it to be so doesn't seem plausible to me. In this discussion, it really looks like there is a clear right position, and it's the Jews. I'm sorry, but if you are an HONEST scholar, then you admit that Isaiah said nothing about any virgin. You admit that there is no "piercing" in the text. It isn't simply a matter of interpretation.

      What I find so bizarre is how people will demand strict literalism, then make all sorts of grand claims about thousands of prophecies fulfilled, but then when the plain text doesn't support their claims, out comes the cooing "all viewpoints are equally valid" stuff. Sorry, no dice.

      "First, the documentary evidence of the gospels is sufficient to clearly identify the primary followers of Christ."

      Nonsense. Though an amusing claim, because the authorship of those Gospels (who in their original texts are not only unnamed, but missing key passages like the Trinity that only show up later) is, guess what: extra-Biblical tradition. The same tradition as things like praying to saints that many people reject because "it's not in the Bible" even though it was part of the early church long before there was any "Bible." "Mark" as the name of the author of that Gospel isn't in the texts either. It's added by traditional belief, not any documentary evidence.

      "Of course, I'll also differ with your assertion that Paul is the only NT writer we know for sure by name. And he never met Jesus."

      So you disagree with Paul himself? Paul only ever claims that he had a vision of Jesus. That's exactly what I said. Whether you believe that the vision Jesus was a reborn Jesus is irrelevant. Paul' beliefs came from that vision, not any first hand contact with the historical events of the Gospels (which would be written down long after he wrote, and which he seems wholly unaware of or of the major claims that they make about Jesus and his ministry)

      "I beg to differ. Christianity was built on the idea that the Hebrew scriptures were foundational to faith and while the first generation of Christians did not have the whole of the New Testament (because it had not yet been completed) as parts of the NT were available, people referred to that as authoritative."

      You need to learn a heck of a lot more about the early church. Most of its members were illiterate, to begin with, and ideas were passed orally: having a codified set of documents was a pretty silly until much later: and even then (and now we're talking about the Catholic Church) when the Bible was first put together, no one had the idea that it was meant to be an all encompasing unit unto itself, the only text you needed. Not until the Gutenberg Bible and Martin Luther did anyone start thinking that.

      But more key here is that the "Hebrew Scriptures" that are in the OT were never considered whole or sufficient. Heck, the NT quotes passages that AREN'T IN the OT. And of course Jews never thought this way in the first place. The idea of reading the OT and then considering yourself an expert on Scripture is just plain laughable: it was then, and it continues to be today. For a rabbi, that's the sort of lazy thinking that likely got Paul kicked out of Pharisee school.

      "The whole divide within Christendom about the sufficiency of scripture alone came as a result of the abuses perpetrated by people who decided that they wanted to extend the reach of the church beyond what Christ intended. Interesting

  170. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Trust me, I know racism all too well. My GF is Chinese, and I'm from the US (I'm white BTW). Her parents object her being with me because I'm "western" and not Chinese. Based on what I've read and who I've talked to about this, it's perfectly normal. This happens all the time when any Chinese women is with some guy outside of China. The parents *will* object and often with bitterness.

    I've also been told the Japanese are just as racist too. Wouldn't suprise me as both the Chinese and Japanese have an imperial history.

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  171. And I agree. by jd · · Score: 1
    The tests currently being done look for particularly stable markers in DNA, so you wouldn't be able to get down to the resolution of single individuals, but with - say - 64 markers on the Y chromosome and something of comparable detail on the mitochondrial DNA, you'd be able to get down to the resolution of a couple of generations. That would provide easily enough information to build a basic family tree of absolutely everybody, even if you can't be certain of some of the exact details.

    Now, if we superimpose on that some other genetic traits - less stable characteristics that aren't useful for long-term study but are excellent for figuring out the ordering of very closely-related groups - then you would be able to complete the tree. Well, almost. You would know for certain how everybody alive today (or dead but DNA-testable) related to each other, exactly, with the exception of ancient DNA that does not belong to any surviving group, even remotely. If everyone were to carry out the best existing test tody, and published the results on a DNA search engine, you'd have a map of phenominal detail that could show how every living person related to every other living person. The knowledge and technical capability exists today.

    Sure, as I said, to get the absolute map, you'd need to have people take a test that included more than just the regular markers but looked for additional information. Maybe recessive genes, or something, where the presence/absence alone would tell you nothing but when combined with the other information may provide you with the ability to order the groups with identical markers.

    So, yes, I see nothing to stop a world family tree from being done today. Getting people to take part in something that in-depth and that invasive might be hard - people are naturally suspicious of any new technology and how it can be misused. For that reason, I think it would be better if museums started the ball rolling - do a COMPLETE map of the DNA of every human skeleton they have in their posession. Better yet, of every hominid. The mechanisms will apply just as well to neanderthals and others. And by complete, I mean complete. Every known genetic marker, every known recessive gene, every identifiable trait, for y-DNA and mt-DNA as far as it still exists. The whole lot. (Many Egyptian mummies are not strictly in museums, but they're still reachable and so still technically testable.) Then, as far as can be done, do the same with any deceased historic figure whose identity and time-frame can be firmly established. (Any remains with a provable timeframe would be useful to build up the tree, but the more you can put names and faces to the DNA, the better.)

    I'll repeat - this has to be the maximum resolution analysis you can possibly do on what survives today. 10-point samples won't cut it, unless that's all the data you have, in which case it's not much use in constructing the tree anyway.

    THEN make that same test available as cheaply as possible. Not everyone can afford the few thousand dollars the multiple tests at such high resolution would cost, at today's prices. The perceived benefit has to outweigh both the cost AND the perceived risks combined. Because the perceived risks are very high, the cost needs to be extremely small. The Genography Project has a lot of samples, but to do a World Family Tree, you need thousands of times as many participants just to get an outline, with tests that are vastly more extensive and sensitive, with vastly better coverage of the planet. You can't limit it to richer countries. You need about 2-3 billion samples, fairly evenly distributed across the planet, to build a high-quality tree. Ideally, you'd sample all 7 billion people alive today.

    Could something on this scale be done? Sure. Even something as gigantic as that is within the capacity of modern technology. If you were to gather all the currently unemployed lab technicians around the world, guarantee them a job for about four or five years, and provide

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    1. Re:And I agree. by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      Well, the risks of a global DNA database are one thing. However, it is possible to still have the risks without you personally participating. You would be able to find anybody in the tree even if they are not already in the tree. You find a DNA sample at a crime scene and could check the database and find the biological father of the suspect, who may not even know he had a son.

      Yeah, a quick database going back several generations would be pretty nice, and wouldn't require much data at all.

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  172. Media again misreporting scientific truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the population geneticist Luigi Luca Cavalli-Sforza and his associates, 84.4% of our DNA diversity is accounted for by differences between individuals. 10.8% are 'racial' differences between continental populations, and the remaining 4.7% are 'ethnic' differences between populations on the same continent. Through gene flow by interbreeding and short-range migration, neighboring populations are always more similar to one another than geographically distant ones (Barbujani et al., 1997).

    http://www.mankindquarterly.org/winter2003_meisenb erg.pdf

  173. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    Bravo, sir, if I had mod points I'd mod this post up and your last four ones as well. I may yet. Its comments like these that remind me of why I come back to slashdot. More of you, please.

  174. yes and no. by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's similar in that you're referring to the particular races of people in the country.

    But both you and the other poster are putting too fine a point on it. You're dividing things down much more than they need to be. Like dividing English into Saxons and Normans.

    My point (and it goes along with the original poster's) is that subdivisions at that level are immaterial. The large division between Iraqis and Iranians is that Iraqis are Arabs and Iranians are not. It doesn't matter if the Iranians are Aryans, Aztecs or Normans, any is equally foreign to the Iraqis and other Arabs in the Middle East.

    I don't mean to step on toes, because we're all on the same page here. I'll quit while I'm not too far behind yet.

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  175. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by plunge · · Score: 1

    As I said: if you think the Japanese or the Chinese cultures have problems still with white people, check out what they both have to say about Koreans. Most of Asia has a long way to go, if not longer, than the far better integrated and multicultural West.

  176. Too much to cover by anomaly · · Score: 1

    With all due respect, the only way that you and I could seriously hope to progress on this topic would be to invest the time to start from the beginning and carefully define each term we intend to use. It's clear to me that your position and mine differ in many substantive ways - in ways that are discernable at the onset, and most likely in ways that are not discernable until we get to the meaning of the words that we use.

    Frankly I'm not sure that I understand what you're saying - in some cases you seem to be really clear and precise, and in others you're making sweeping generalizations. Perhaps those generalizations are well founded on much evidence, but I'm not certain of that and can't be without far more time having been invested.

    At this point, I think it's probably best to bow out of this discussion because it doesn't seem suitable for this forum (relatively short life span of threads, long posts are discouraged by the page layout, etc) and it seems inefficient to do this here rather than face to face.

    I fully support your right to hold whatever views you choose, and I make no claims about the supportability of the arguments you are making. I don't see things the way that you do, and my experience and considerable study on these topics has yielded results that differ greatly from what I believe that you have proposed.

    Thanks much for your time.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    1. Re:Too much to cover by plunge · · Score: 1

      Why is it that when apologists start to get hit up for facts, they suddenly get all post-modern and everything starts to be about interepretation and nothing can be resolved? I'm not using any special terms here. Indeed, that's the whole point: it's by being litteral and straightforward that the claims of Christianity being well founded in the Scriptures fall to pieces.

      Have it your way, though.

    2. Re:Too much to cover by anomaly · · Score: 1

      That's complete and utter tripe. I never said it couldn't be resolved. What I said is that I don't have the time in this forum to work through the issues required for us to come to an understanding. You're using words that *must* have different meanings than I understand them to mean. Since we have to go line upon line, precept upon precept, it would take a great deal of time - probably months - for us to get to the point where you and I fully understand each others' positions - much more time before you and I could begin to reason together to hope to sway one another's thinking toward one view or the other.

      It's *not* that you have the "facts." It's that you and I can't even begin to talk about what the facts are until we agree on the meaning of the words we're using. My point exactly is that you are saying that you're not using any special terms, but the "common" terms that you claim to use have different meanings than I understand them to have.

      Case in point is your assertion about the meaning of the prophecy in Isaiah. It's true that one of the words can be interpreted to mean "young woman." It also can be interpreted to mean "virgin." It's true that the prophecy was about Hezekiah, but the majority position is that the prophecy addresses both the birth of Hezekiah *and* is a messianic prophecy.

      Your assertions are broad, narrowly correct, and also wrong. Go ahead and accuse my position of being baseless and suggest that I'm unable to defend my point of view. You're obviously right and I'm obviously an idiot. Have it your way, though.

      Respectfully,
      Anomaly

      --
      But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    3. Re:Too much to cover by plunge · · Score: 1

      "You're using words that *must* have different meanings than I understand them to mean. "

      Why MUST they? Because Greek-speaking authors MUST know the Hebrew Scriptures better than the Jews because you MUST be right at any costs?

      YOU are the one who boldly declared that Jesus fulfilled all these prophecies in Scripture. You forgot to add "IF you squint really hard, hold the Bible at just the right angle, substitute some letters here, and DON'T read the text litterally and interpret it the way I do." If suddenly seeing things your way requires days and days of special definition and examination, then why did you make such a bold and unamibguous claim to begin with? It seems like you are trying to have your cake and eat it to.

      ""It's true that one of the words can be interpreted to mean "young woman." It also can be interpreted to mean "virgin.""

      This is what fortune tellers do: they try to weasel around ambiguous things by claiming a very specific interpretation matches a very specific event, when in fact if the event was different, they'd use a different interpretation.

      And no: it's Christian apologists who NEED the text to be interpreted to mean virgin. But all the text SAYS is young woman. If you want to imagine that young women tend to be virgins, that's your imperative, but then claiming that this is a specific prophecy that Jesus fulfilled becomes an incredibly weak argument.

      And again, you are forgetting that the only people impressed or interested in virgin births were pagans. It was never something that the Hebrew God had shown interest in and utterly irrelevant to the purpose of the messiah.

      "It's true that the prophecy was about Hezekiah, but the majority position is that the prophecy addresses both the birth of Hezekiah *and* is a messianic prophecy."

      By "majority position" you apparently mean "Christians, who make up the majority, desperately need it to mean that, so they believe that." But where in the TEXT are you finding this? Remember that a prophecy is only meaningful if you can find it specifically in the text in a way that is clear PRIOR to the event being specified. Otherwise, you're just playing a game of match-up that you could play with ANY text at all. I could find hundreds of vague prophecies about JFK's assasination in The Lord of the Rings if I played the same game with the same sloppy standards.

      The plain fact of the matter is that Scriptures are far better understood by the Jews, in part because they have documents and writings and scholarship far larger than just the Scriptures themselves that are equally important to understanding what they say. Christians simply ignored all of those and pretended like the OT books were the only documents that mattered. Who the messiah is something that is very clear and unambiguous, and Christ simply failed outright to fulfill any of it. The entire doctrine of the Second Coming (and the early expectation that it would be very very soon after his death... and then that it would be exactly 1000 years after his death... and so on) is part of trying to deal with this huge flaw in the claim that he was the messiah.

      If you really need days and days of special definitions and explanations to refute all that, then okay. But doesn't that seriously call into question your bombast for declaring that it's clear at all that Jesus fulfilled the messianic prophecy? If he did, he did. We shouldn't have to convene month-long examinations to determine it.

  177. nah, you're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 60,000-years-ago figure you give for the Genographic Adam (about the same figure is found for the Genographic Eve) indicates how long ago we all shared an ancestor strictly along our paternal lineage. If 60,000 years is 3000 generations, we would have some 2^30 shared ancestors, less overlap (same ancestor on multiple lines) which brings the number down, as the article points out, to more-or-less the number of people in the world at that time.

    In other words, we all had the same male ancestor down our paternal line 60K years ago as tracked by the Y-chromosome, and the same female ancestor down our maternal line 60K years ago as tracked by mitochondrial DNA. Guess what? We also had millions of other ancestors in common 60K years ago which can't be tracked by either Y-chromo or MDNA. And probably we all have a common ancestor just 2-5K years ago who, not being directly down either the paternal or maternal line for most of us, also can't be tracked by either genetic analysis technique.

  178. It's not quite that sensitive. by jd · · Score: 1
    With a Y chromosome test, every brother will match, as will the father, the grandfather, all uncles on the father's side, all male first cousins on the father's side, all male second cousins on the grandtather's side... This is with a 64-point test. The markers simply don't change fast enough. With the mitochondrial DNA as well, you can narrow it down further, as it's (hopefully) unlikely that most of those will overlap. But close-knit families in Victorian times (and before) did marry over multiple generations, which will complicate the picture. With a comprehensive enough tests, over enough types of data, you can probably narrow it down fairly well, though.


    So, if we were to speculate on this World Family Tree, with the quality and quantity of data that would imply, then yes there are certainly a lot of major privacy factors to consider. Such data would need to be maintained by a strictly neutral, strictly benign group that would need to be 100% protected from ANY interest (political, law enforcement, whatever) for ANY and all reasons whatsoever, no matter what, no exceptions. A fully automated system (so no humans are involved) that used the best in encryption and tamper-proof technology to collect and collate the data would be good. Problem is, the data is then useless as nobody would be allowed to see it.


    Now, if instead of building a current family tree, we ONLY store historic data to this level of accuracy, it would be useless for three-letter agencies that should know better, but extremely useFUL for scientists and genealogists.

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  179. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha! Modded up twice in the same discussion!

    Sir, I am humbled and shamed by your artistry. Rest assured there are still those among us who appreciate a skillful troll.

    20721 R.I.P.

  180. When is red not red? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    Look, I could assert that red is not always red. You could say "yes it is, you moron."

    If we took the time to talk about physics, red light, wavelengths and the expanding universe, it could become plain that red is sometimes red-shifted to another color. In order to really determine that we each understand the others' position, we'd need to lay the foundation.

    Just because you assert that "the scriptures are far better understood by the Jews" doesn't mean that they really understood what they claimed (or claim) to know. In order for you and I to have a civil, intellectual and meaningful conversation, we have to lay a foundation on which we can agree and which does not use inflammatory language or ad hominem arguments. You make broad claims about what Christians believe. I as a Christian do not believe all of what you assert, but obviously it is pointless to have a reasonable conversation with you because apparently you already know everything.

    I'm done here. Thanks for your time.

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    1. Re:When is red not red? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "If we took the time to talk about physics, red light, wavelengths and the expanding universe, it could become plain that red is sometimes red-shifted to another color. In order to really determine that we each understand the others' position, we'd need to lay the foundation."

      Are you really claiming that the proof that Jesus is the messiah is this absurdly obscure? Doesn't that undermine your own claims about Jesus fulfilling all these prophecies if deciding so requires some very strained and particular interpretations of the text, after the fact?

      "Just because you assert that "the scriptures are far better understood by the Jews" doesn't mean that they really understood what they claimed (or claim) to know."

      Maybe, maybe not. But I should think that the presumption that scholars who actually read and spoke Hebrew should be prima facie more trusted than people who don't, and who demonstrably mistranslated the text in order to try and justify an ideological movement. That's not conclusive, but it's a point worth making as we look at the specific examples in order to understand who is saying what and why.

      "but obviously it is pointless to have a reasonable conversation with you because apparently you already know everything."

      What were you saying about ad hominem? I've made arguments. You can't refute them. So, predictably, you declare me arrogant or whatever to beg off.

  181. Can't? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    No. It's not that I can't.

    When I have attempted to defend my point of view, you have refuted with broad assertions that I am obviously wrong. That is not intellectually honest on your part. Intelligent and capable people more informed about Hebrew and translation than you or I have respectfully disagreed about these issues for a long time. For you to scornfully claim that it's obvious that Christian scholars are wrong is... rather uncharitable to say the least.

    Either you cannot or will not consider opinions other than yours. Your tone and word choice are well described by your word - arrogance. Your attitude is speaking so loudly that I cannot hear your intellect at all. I sincerely doubt that you are interested in hearing mine.

    Is it possible that your point of view is less than perfect? What evidence would be sufficient to demonstrate to you that Jesus is the Messiah? Is there any evidence that would be sufficient?

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    1. Re:Can't? by plunge · · Score: 1

      "When I have attempted to defend my point of view, you have refuted with broad assertions that I am obviously wrong. "

      I've made arguments, with points to back them up. Did you really expect me to argue the opposite of the conclusions I've come to and the against my own arguments? Insetad of responding with your own arguments and conclusions, you have responded by increasingly trying to focus less on those arguments than on characterizing me and whatever you interpret as my tone or my attitude.

      The problem is that anyone can make these sorts of character assertions, all to no purpose. Fine, claim that I have made broad assertions that you are obviously wrong. So what? The http://timecube.com/ guy can do the same. All of it is offtopic.

      "For you to scornfully claim that it's obvious that Christian scholars are wrong is... rather uncharitable to say the least."

      If I am uncharitable to that view, it is because I think that view is very wrongly given special respect based largely on status and power rather than on soundness. This isn't some view I've pulled out of the blue: it's something I conclude based on conduct and examination of those arguments.

      Whether the text says virgin or not isn't some matter of opinion. It doesn't say virgin. For hundreds of years, no one THOUGHT it even implied virgin. For an unknown author of a tiny religious sect who may or may not have even known Hebrew to suddenly act like it both said virgin and was an unknown prophecy is, sorry, a little ridiculous and a terribly methodology for claiming that a prophecy has been fulfilled (particularly when, like the calling of Jesus Emmanuel in the text yet nowhere else, the gospel is the only primary source making the claim in the first place)

      "Either you cannot or will not consider opinions other than yours. Your tone and word choice are well described by your word - arrogance. Your attitude is speaking so loudly that I cannot hear your intellect at all. I sincerely doubt that you are interested in hearing mine."

      Again, you are alleging closemindedness and arrogance, but such allegations are really little different than slinging insults.

      "Is it possible that your point of view is less than perfect?"

      Of course. This is just another implied insult on your part instead of an argument.

      "What evidence would be sufficient to demonstrate to you that Jesus is the Messiah? Is there any evidence that would be sufficient?"

      Certainly. If it could be shown that Jesus: returned all the Jews to Israel. Redeemed Israel politically. Brought about world peace (instead of a sword), and brought all peoples to acknowledge God. That is what "the messiah" is, laid out very clearly (just like the law is repeatedly said to be eternal, not something that gets tossed out at some point in history because Paul has a dream about lobsters and Jesus is disdainful of the law).

      All of this stuff about the messiah being born of a virgin, riding on two asses (because the author of the gospel didn't understand Scriptural poetic idiom and thought "an ass, foal of an ass" meant two animals), being the son of god: all of that was made up after the fact and is simply not part of the concept of the messiah as described by the prophets and outlined in greater detail in countless subsidiary traditions and documents.

      Again: am I saying that any of this means that Jesus wasn't a great guy, or couldn't have been the son of god sent to save all humanity for its sins? No. The entire Torah tradition could be completely bunk, and Jesus the true hotness. But the idea that Jesus is the Jewish messiah consistent with the Torah simply doesn't hold up under scrutiny. And before you run off calling me arrogant again, yes: that is the argument that I am making.

  182. If anybody is still reading by ynotds · · Score: 1

    There is no serious possibility of any ongoing gene transfer between Tasmania and mainland Australia or anywhere else between the flooding of the Bass Strait land bridge after the ice age and the first visits of European sailors. As much as I enjoy the waters of Bass Strait, they were simply not crossable by humans with the technology available in that region.

    Further reflection on Olsen's above mentioned secondary claim suggest that his model might be unreasonably assuming symmetrical inheritance flow between low contact regions. In reality, visiting/stranded males will have been responsible for almost all of the flow at the lowest contact levels, so the direction of movement will be highly asymmetric. Therefore it remains most unlikely that the broader human population of 1400 AD had ancestors who had lived in South America or Australia since the ice age, even though the reverse is undoubtedly true. So the secondary claim might work for -20K but it remains fanciful for -7K.

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  183. Re:Eww yuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i did something similar online once, rounded up a bunch of neo-nazi's into citing the christian bible as rational for hating homosexuals, then made them realize they were following ancient hebrew scripture.... boy were they pissed

  184. Re:Additional Startling Implication: Genetic Disea by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    "pure bred" is just a fancy way of saying inbred racist hick

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  185. Re: Tracing the past movements by business_kid · · Score: 1

    OK. You asked. Genesis chapter 1.
    Everything was made "According to it's kind", i.e. there is a range of variation within the species
    which allows for variety. So Alsatians and dashounds are both dogs (A 'kind'). Yet they can interbreed
    (I've seen the pups!). Neither can interbreed with cats, however.
    In the human species, African, Celtic and all other groups can interbreed. So Aborigines and Eskimos
    can marry and have kids. But humans can't successfully interbreed with chimps.
    If you want to go into creation/evolution, it's business DOT kid AT gmail DOT com and we'll take it there.

  186. Re: Tracing the past movements by pnewhook · · Score: 1

    OK sure, but my point was if Noah and his offspring were the only survivors of the flood, how do we get multiple races today?

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  187. Re: Tracing the past movements by business_kid · · Score: 1

    You're nearly up with me. I must have explained it poorly.
    Noah was the common ancestor! His offspring spread out.
    Any in the period before that were either forefathers of Noah, or
    their family line died out. All this nicely supports a worldwide flood. /Sick of myself quoting Scripture at this stage :)

    Genesis chapter 10 gives his immediate descendants. It finishes up saying
    " 32 These are the clans of Noah's sons, according to their lines of descent,
    within their nations. From these the nations spread out over the earth"

    Interestingly, the old place names in Mesopotamia relate to these families.
    So it's history, and geography in one lesson. Kinda convinces you that it happened.

    Genesis 11 has the account of Babel, how languages were confused, and records:
    8 So the LORD scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city.
    9 That is why it was called Babel, because there the LORD confused the language of the
    whole world. From there the LORD scattered them over the face of the whole earth."

  188. Re: Tracing the past movements by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

    I believe the three songs of Noah provided the branches for divergence. We also don't know much about each one's wife and what race(s) they were.

  189. Re: Tracing the past movements by pnewhook · · Score: 1

    Yes I understand all that, but you still haven't addressed my primary question. My point is how did multiple races (black, white, brown, etc) spring from a single race without the effects of evolution?

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  190. first fascists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, no. You're absolutely right the whole crusades/inquisition were politically motivated, but Christianity was not offered as a "sugar coating." It was more of a litmus test to insure fealty - "tell us the church is your god, and never speak against it, or die!" Quite fascist, on the whole. Then of course there is the Catholic aversion to anything biblical. Already far enough o/t, I'll stop there.

    1. Re:first fascists? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      o/t is fun. Yeah, you're right that it was used for that, but it was also used to recruit crusaders. "Come kill these people, and get in good with God".

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  191. Re: Tracing the past movements by business_kid · · Score: 1

    Have you been reading the comments? There's no point in me writing otherwise.

    The variation in the gene pool allows variation (as in races) without the need of evolution.
    The proof that they have not 'evolved' is the fact that all races interbreed, have similar intellects,
    skeletons, similarly complex languages, skills, social mores, etc. This is not the case with, for
    example, chimpanzees, who have 48 chromosomes whereas humans, as we know, have 46.

  192. Re: Tracing the past movements by pnewhook · · Score: 1

    I am reading your comments, and you are completely avoiding the questions I raise.

    Were not talking macro evolution as in new species, but micro evolutions and mutations that result in different hair, eye and skin color, as well as other slight changes such as muscular and skeletal variations. Macro evolution needs a few million years, not a few thousand as is the case we are talking about here.

    My point is if we all came from one middle eastern man, Noah, there is no longer any variation in the gene pool. To get these variations, genetic mutation must have occurred-the basis of evolution. However the opponents of evolution, the creationists, say that God created the world as static without change. So again, I say that multiple races from one family line is impossible without evolution.

    And there is nothing in the tower of Babel story that would suggest that God created multiple races from one. It's a bit of a stretch to assume that having your language changed affects your skin colour.

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  193. Re:Family Tree Grafting: less than half the trees by 0x1b · · Score: 1

    The children are given the father's name on the off chance he might stay around for the upbringing.

    More importantly there are 2 genealogies, nuclear and mitochondrial, and they are not symmetrically keyed to the sexes. There may also be behavioral genotypes. Think of names as part of a larger tracking methodology for the various genealogies we express.