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  1. Re:Marketing on Tall People Earn More · · Score: 1

    Yes, you must have "executive style" hair.

  2. Re:They same way the music and movie industry... on Investigating Infinium Labs · · Score: 1

    Please, blockbuster and latest hit ranks right up there with "Best Movie of the year" when its January 5th or something.

    All this stuff is market speak, ie: lying. I wonder why it isn't illegal.

  3. Re:Breathed is back? on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 1

    Now with TINT control!

  4. Re:Cost two million jobs... on Telemarketers Sue Over "Do Not Call" List · · Score: 1

    " you can already, under previous laws, tell a telemarketer to add you to their DNC list and they must."

    The problem here is that for a lot of telemarketting companies its standard procedure to honour your request to be taken off BUT to THEN give your number to the 5 OTHER telemarketting companies that the mother corporation owns....and its all legal...so one after another you have to keep telling these people not to call you.

    This list tells ALL companies not to call you. I don't see how it kills their business...and personally, if the telemarketting business dies because too many people signed up for the DNC list, then it NEEDED to die in the first place.

  5. Re:Okay... on Your Own Linux Wireless Access Point · · Score: 1

    That would assume that you can get .11g support for linux...which I don't think has happened yet.

  6. Re:First Post on TRON: The Unknown Open-Source? · · Score: 4, Funny
    No, actually, Tron was written to shut down programs that perform illegal operations.

    So it IS supposed to be a Microsoft killer then...

  7. Re:How about a do not spam list? on FTC Moves up "Do Not Call" List Registration · · Score: 2, Funny

    better yet, just say "Yes, I'm VERY interested...can you hold one sec?" and hit the hold button.

    One telemarketter stayed on hold for 15 mins. Called back twice and stayed on hold again 15 mins each time.

  8. Re:now that you mention it [netcraft] on Today's SCO News · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick somebody send them a copy of their threatening letter!

  9. Re:Toilet paper... on Caldera vs. Microsoft Court Documents To Be Shredded · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well with OpenLoo you have to share with the world the results of your work, but if you use the iLoo, the details of what your doing get transmitted back to Microsoft for "debugging" purposes

  10. Re:Employers' fault... on Mainframe Techies Are A Dying Breed · · Score: 5, Informative

    Agreed, another major problem is that for many mainframe sysadmin type situation, that stuff just isn't taught in school anymore.

    Our program mainly focused on C, C++ and assembler, with a smattering of COBOL and RPG. I spent the first few months learning this stuff when I got hired. Where I am now, we've just spent months interviewing people for junior positions and none of them even had THOSE basics.

  11. Re:People don't realize.... on Chimps Belong in Human Genus? · · Score: 1

    Yes, and which of us still defecates in his own nest?

    You obviously haven't used a public restroom in a while...

  12. Re:It's Captain Stupendous, Master of the Obvious! on For Microsoft, Market Dominance Isn't Enough · · Score: 1
    Actually, it's not at all appropriate when they're talking to *me*.

    Far be it for me to defend rudeness, I gotta reply to this. Having worked the tech support lines a while before moving on to bigger and better things I can say the following:


    You may be right in that YOU know what you're doing (I don't know you, so I can't say)...but what YOU don't seem to realize is that ALL the clueless idiots we deal with think THEY know what they're doing TOO! My favorite call from hell was from this chemical engineer who had PRECISELY the same attitude you just showed...well guess what? This moron couldn't figure out that his PC wasn't working because of a city-wide powerfailure...he swore up and down that it was our software that was causing his PC to fail to turn on (forget UPS or generators, we had none of that). Its wasn't until he commented that it was dark in his office and I asked him why...he said "Oh well we have a power failure"...it took 15 more minutes for me to make him connect the dots..after which he proceeded to blame our new software (or try to anyway). All the while insisting "I know computers...I know what I'm doing"



    Sorry, you may SAY you know what you're doing, but unless I know you, I have no way to know because you're saying what 90% of the other callers are saying

  13. Yeah...right on What's Microsoft Up To? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Steve Ballmer says DRM is an opportunity, not a prison

    Don't they also keep saying its not a bug its a feature???

  14. Re:Usenet still has value on Spaf's Farewell, Ten Years Later · · Score: 1
    But I will make an ass of myself and say that the ability for anyone with the will and meager means to post their ideas is indeed a good thing.

    The downside to this is that its depressing to see what happens when people interact in what they view as a completely anonymous and consequence free medium...says a lot about basic human nature and none of it good.

  15. Re:Laws of Robotics? on Cryptographers Find Fault With Palladium · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A Palladium-enabled computer prevents untrusted code from trying to destroy it.

    God some people just don't get this...Palladium will NOT stop most of the viruses and worms out there for the simple reason that a virus like code red or melissa or "I love you" does NOT run untrusted code...its a macro run by an application like OUTLOOK...in other words a TRUSTED application.

    Palladium is NOT intended to make OUR computers safer from attack, as they are trying to tell you...Palladium exists to give THEM control over OUR hardware...period.

  16. Re:Why did he plead guilty? on Man Jailed for Selling Modchips · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know about where you are but here, unless you make less than $11K a year you are not entitled to an attorney paid by legal-aid. You are determined to be able to afford one (and its my opinion that those bureaucrats were on crack...I make a LOT more than 11K a year and I couldn't afford an attorney at 200$/hour to defend me from a criminal charge...)

  17. Re:Obligatory joke... on Did You Really Want To Read That Spam? · · Score: 1

    Considering the article wouldn't it be the opposite?

    In America spam reads YOU!

    and

    In Soviet Russia YOU read Spam!

    har har

  18. Re:But wait- on Duke3d in Linux · · Score: 1

    " I think it just doesn't like windows."

    I always knew ol' Duke had good taste :)

    Hail to the king baby!

  19. Re:Some Common-Sense Solutions on Cheating Online Gamers · · Score: 1

    The problem with that solution is that the cheaters aren't going to compete in the cheating area...they are going to keep going to the "straight" area because then they can win easily and make fun of you...never realizing the kind of losers they actually are.

    I used to wonder if people were basically good or basically evil, until I saw what most people do when they think they're anonymous on the net and there are no consequences to their actions.

  20. Re:I don't know.. on Mandrake Linux 9.1 (Bamboo) Is Available! · · Score: 1

    Its linux...how about just getting your updates elsewhere like plf or sourceforge or the author of whatever software you want to update?

    Since when are you locked into your vendor?

  21. Re:Reputation systems on Voice Communication & Gaming Etiquette · · Score: 1

    ...its got about as much chance as moderation :)

    In theory its a good idea...but its too easy to abuse.

    player 1 is good, kicks the ass of a bunch of pre-teen morons with "mad skillz"

    Pre-teens morons go to the site...put up a bad report....

    player 1 comes back with friends, puts up more bad reports...

  22. Re:tell them... on A College Without Microsoft? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would this be the same interviewer who specified he wanted someone with 10 years of java programming experience back in 1998?

  23. Re:before eveyone gets all worked up on AMI Introduces 'Trusted Computing' BIOS · · Score: 2
    but can't anyone see the benefit of knowing that next time Eunice the Twit in accounting opens a "hilarious" e-mail, she won't bring every machine in the network to a halt?

    The problem is that this solution WILL NOT STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING...a macro virus runs from a "trusted" executable...in other words, if you have Palladium, Outlook is a trusted app...you get a macro virus that makes Outlook do a lot of shitty stuff...Palladium won't stop it.

  24. Re:hmm on Wired News: 2002's Greatest Vaporware · · Score: 2
    "Windows sux? Sure, and linsux desktop users can walk through the rain without getting wet, too."

    Hummm doofus...We usually can, its called an umbrella ...as for the rest of your claims, lets see some impartial (ie: non-ms funded) studies to back those statements up

  25. huh? on FCC to Permit Complete Media/Telecom Consolidation · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Opponents of the proposed rules fear that, taken together, they ultimately could lead to a few powerful conglomerates controlling the flow of electronic information, from programming of television and radio news and entertainment to owning the pipes that connect people to the Internet.

    And how this is different from today?