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What's Microsoft Up To?

So, today's one of those days when every bit of news is dominated by Microsoft. To spare you six different stories about the Borg, we'll assimilate them all into this one. You have seen the stupid Passport hole in an earlier story; also the iLoo, although that hasn't stopped you from submitting stories about it, oh no. New news: a report paid for by Microsoft shows that Windows is a better server than Red Hat. A class-action suit has been filed charging that MSN and Best Buy combined to scam customers. The WINHEC conference is ongoing - Steve Ballmer says DRM is an opportunity, not a prison, the Xbox is going to be your home communications center, Wired talks about how hardware will be changed to imprison users, and once you're locked in to Microsoft you get to pay more each year. An article describes why user desktops are locked down. Oh, and here's another on DRM, just because.

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  1. sing with me by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whatever Miiiiicrosoft wants..
    Miiiicrosoft gets...

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    1. Re:sing with me by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, we all know that it's true.

      And they're certain to want to rope off pieces of pie for themselves.

      Despite all this, though, I think the general idea of a PC with the functionality of "Athena" is a good idea. If MS uses it's big cudgel to bring down the PC decibel level (you can hear `em whining already - "but we gotta cool our 4 GHz chips!"), increase the reliability (go ahead and use cheap capacitors - we won't let you put a quad-color sticker on the outside), and standardize hardware interfaces for telephony, then that would be a largely positive move.

      Of course, as Linux user, I'd like to see all these new standards published openly and available for free to anyone who thinks they could implement them.

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    2. Re:sing with me by Psyienna · · Score: 1
      ...even a documentary on public television! This week, Bill Moyers conducts an exclusive interview with Bill Gates. The show airs at 9pm Fridays in the Twin Cities, but check your local listings.

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    3. Re:sing with me by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Listen. If you want a quiet PC, buy a quiet PC. You can get a VIA C3 that'll run without any active cooling if you wish, or a Dell Optiplex system for a pentium 4 system cooled by a single large, low RPM fan which will runs quite silently. There's no reason I can think of to swing the entire industry to bear on such a non-existant issue -- if you want a silent machine, you'll have to compromise, and that's all there is to it. There's no magic trick that's going to make a cutting edge processor suddenly require significantly less cooling while allowing prices and speeds to remain where they are. So go out and buy a system with whatever compromises you need to make, and quit acting like it's a terrible injustice that a machine with a billion times more processing power than the entire world in 1955 needs a little fan.

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  2. iLoo dupe? by Wrexen · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...although that hasn't stopped you from submitting stories about it, oh no

    We know you're easily tricked :)

    1. Re:iLoo dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder how many of these stories the Almighty Taco will dupe...

    2. Re:iLoo dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...although that hasn't stopped you from submitting stories about it, oh no

      It's like the shit that just won't flush.

    3. Re:iLoo dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooo... Somebody's bitter.

  3. WINHEC by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is WINHEC where you go if you're darned for all eternity after pirating windows?

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    1. Re:WINHEC by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, Windows pirates (arr!) are forced to run Windows ME in the afterlife. In Hell of course, but I repeat myself..

    2. Re:WINHEC by JorenDahn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is WINHEC where you go if you're darned for all eternity after pirating windows?

      No, that's where you go when you install Windows.

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    3. Re:WINHEC by brandonY · · Score: 1

      These two things are not mutually exclusive.

    4. Re:WINHEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, WINHEC is the code name for Microsoft's main campus.

    5. Re:WINHEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
      Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
      God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
      "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
      Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!
      Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
      To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.
      Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
      "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
      "As you desire," said God.
      Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
      "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
      Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
      "Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver."

      Ok, so I posted this AC before but I could not resist.

    6. Re:WINHEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Pirated or not, WinHel is what you get for running windows.

    7. Re:WINHEC by TheRealJFM · · Score: 1

      Speaking from a Windows Me pc that:

      -has managed to corrupt all my partitions after thinking linux was a bug in scandisk
      -crashes if you try to run the wrong two types of program at once
      -is incapable of understanding perfectly good c++ unless it has a load of weird microsoft stuff added too it, or unless you download some really huge updates
      -crashes anyway

      etc
      etc

      compared to my linux install which has crashed once in the past year

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    8. Re:WINHEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      DUDE! WORST TELLING EVAR!

      The punchline is:
      "Oh, THAT... That was the DEMO!"
    9. Re:WINHEC by shades66 · · Score: 2, Funny

      >-has managed to corrupt all my partitions after thinking linux was a bug in scandisk

      Had to chuckle when I saw this. I remember the pains of having to start from scratch when this happened to me.... At least it was a quick job and linux gained an extra 5Gb of space on my laptop from where Windows ME once lived!

      Mark.

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    10. Re:WINHEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now: WinHEC
      Then: dosshell

    11. Re:WINHEC by Josh+Booth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, you are branded a daemon and sent back to *nix where you are grepped, killed, modprobed, then forced to do the SAMBA. (I know that modprobe is Linux, probably not *nix)

    12. Re:WINHEC by TheRealJFM · · Score: 1

      thats the spirit!

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    13. Re:WINHEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      corrupt all my partitions after thinking linux was a bug in scandisk

      Ha ha ha, that's preposterous, thinking that Linux is a bug in Scandisk. Linux has nothing to do with Scandisk!

  4. Linux has drm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called chmod!

    Logging in as root soon to be a DMCA violation!

    1. Re:Linux has drm! by KoolDude · · Score: 5, Funny


      It's called chmod!

      Slow down there, cowboy. Wait till Stallman comes out with GNU/DLM - Digital Lefts Management

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    2. Re:Linux has drm! by gazbo · · Score: 1

      ...making it impossible to hide one's scat-fetish porn collection from any other users?

    3. Re:Linux has drm! by pmz · · Score: 1

      It's called chmod!

      Privilege escalation exploits are already illegal (am I correct?), so DRM doesn't really change things. The root user, by definition, is the "copyright holder", anyway.

      (Score:0, Funny)

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

  5. read! read you mongrols! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these stories, so little time. They are a monopoly for a reason (:

  6. pots and kettles by Gingko · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You have seen the stupid Passport hole in an earlier story; also the iLoo, although that hasn't stopped you from submitting stories about it, oh no."

    With all due respect, it never stopped you posting stories about them either ;)

    Henry

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    1. Re:pots and kettles by FortKnox · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Heh, pots and kettles, eh?

      That's unlike michael!
      He would NEVER do something like... say... insult those that indirectly line his wallet, or yell at users. That wouldn't be professional!

      Oh wait, the story reads:
      although that hasn't stopped you from submitting stories about it, oh no

      Lets face it folks. This guy just doesn't know how to be professional or mature.

      And before anyone argues that I'm being immature, I'm not being paid to write this post... he is being paid to be an editor at a news site.

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    2. Re:pots and kettles by warpSpeed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pot calling kettle
      Pot calling kettle
      Come in kettle

    3. Re:pots and kettles by geschild · · Score: 1

      Are you being smart or courteous to not say how much resepct you think they have due? Oh, wait... score=5 so that answers it neatly. :-D

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    4. Re:pots and kettles by geschild · · Score: 1

      I don't often reply to my own comments, but when I refer to the rating of a story as being 5, and 5 minutes later it's down to three I have some explaining to do:

      maybe not so smart after all!

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    5. Re:pots and kettles by rutledjw · · Score: 4, Insightful
      These posts are old, but occasionally they appear.

      The sad truth is that Slashbork would be exactly nowhere without Microsoft.

      No, you're not even close. /. would be a quirky online news site where there would be holy wars about trivial topics (Linux vs BSD vs UNIX) and other things.

      MS has only caused a vast majority of those quirky people to come together in jihad against a company whose business ethics are non-existant and whose products are of dubious quality. Although they have a STELLAR marketing group.

      /. may not be as BIG as it is now, but even then you're making a huge generalization that you can't possibly back up

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    6. Re:pots and kettles by listen · · Score: 1

      with all due respect

      At what point does the respect due become so tiny that its not worth saying stuff "with" it?

      Surely, on the topic of dupes, Slashdot has reached that limit.....

    7. Re:pots and kettles by Col.+Panic · · Score: 4, Funny

      The sad truth is that Slashbork would be exactly nowhere without Microsoft

      If only we could test that hypothesis.

    8. Re:pots and kettles by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

      "would be exactly nowhere without Microsoft..."

      Maybe we should try. I mean, declare the "No MS articles week" someday once a year. As a protest, or something. Spanish boards already protest calling Windows "Hasefroch".

    9. Re:pots and kettles by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      You may get to test it yet, but I can assure you that it will certainly not happen thanks to one-sided 'journalism' standards and childish flamebaiting for the sake of ad impressions.

    10. Re:pots and kettles by kubrick · · Score: 1

      business ethics are non-existant

      Because open source is a proven bastion of ethical behavior.


      "We're just as unprincipled as you, but we have lots more power! Wahey!"

      Hardly the best defense Microsoft could offer, in my opinion.

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    11. Re:pots and kettles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please why don't you test it for use, and by the way, don't bother to report back on how it works :)

    12. Re:pots and kettles by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      I'm confused.

      Seriously confused

      you're making a huge generalization that you can't possibly back up

      Oh, yes I can.

      Oh no you can't. Look at OTHER stories that have high respones.

      Because open source is a proven bastion of ethical behavior.

      By the people, for the people. Yes they are. Period.

      Let me guess - the last time you installed Windows was 1992, right?

      2 months ago, but that was almost clever.

      Oh, and kudos for using the word 'jihad'.

      It was good wasn't it? Your reponse was appropriately moderated.

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    13. Re:pots and kettles by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      Oh no you can't. Look at OTHER stories that have high respones.

      What, the 'YRO' about students being sued by the RIAA?

      Yes they are. Period.

      Mwahahah. It must be nice to live in a world where everything is so simple.

      Your reponse was appropriately moderated.

      Shades of "neener neener". Quite appropriate.

    14. Re:pots and kettles by rutledjw · · Score: 1
      What, the 'YRO' about students being sued by the RIAA?

      How about SCO/Linux? How about several Java articles? They're not hard to find...

      Mwahahah.It must be nice to live in a world where everything is so simple.

      What is this? Is this another "clever: BWA HA HA HA"? People who post things like this are typically intellectually-challenged. Try pointing out a counter-example instead. If you mention the SCO-IBM suit, then you've only re-affirmed my assessment.

      Shades of "neener neener". Quite appropriate.

      There's no "-1 Stupid" option.

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  7. So... by Lord+Kholdan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is Slashdot running out of news?

    I dont think "there has been lots of news about MS in Slashdot" counts as news.

    1. Re:So... by descil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Rather say that Slashdot is tired of posting MS news and having hundreds of worthless flame posts about them; thus, rather than posting an additional 4 posts about Microsoft, Slashdot has condensed them to save space. Thank you, Slashdot.

    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably it is dying.

    3. Re:So... by kawika · · Score: 1

      Yep, kind of a lame excuse for an item, you would have throught they could just do like they normally do and post dups for all those articles.

      Sorry for the clip show...have no fear we've got stories for years...how bout a crazy wedding...or Marge becomes a robot...

    4. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they are trying bury the quite disappointing fileserver benchmarks (in which MS outperforms Linux by 100% or more) by throwing it in with a bunch of other stupid crap.

    5. Re:So... by Worminater · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your missing the point completely of the post... Michael had like 5 or 6 stories, non dupes(to my knowledge) submitted, all about microsoft. He could have posted them all, and the front page would have been spammed with all ms posts, which would kind of suck you think? This post was just a way to get them all out at once, because they are all news-worthy, but not all at theexact same time. "There has been lots of news about MS in Slashodot" isnt the news, thats the reasoning for the combination post. Cudos to Michael

    6. Re:So... by rifter · · Score: 1

      Probably it is dying [junetech.com].

      You don't have to be a Kreskin to predict the answer to that question! :)

  8. What Happened to the tabletPC? by asv108 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    6 months ago everything you heard from MS was about tablet PC's and how they were going revolutionize everyone's computing experience. Maybe MS figured out that not everyone wants to use a stylus with their computer or has a need to work standing up? I wouldn't mind having stylus functionality on my ultraportable laptop screen but the idea that tablets are going to create a whole new mainstream sector of computing is far fetched.

    1. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Lxy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tablet PCs are alive and well. XP tablet edition is out, and manufacturers are releasing their new products. Just the other day a product rep from Gateway stopped by to show off the new line of Gateway tablets, starting around $2500. On this particular model, the handwriting recognition is nearly FLAWLESS. Made me drool, as much as I hate Gateway. Other units are priced as low as $1300 if you shop around. I believe there's a FiC model floating around for that price.

      Tablets are alive and probably replacing a laptop near you.

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    2. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by bugsmalli · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A friend of mine asked me to check out the tablet for her so she can gift it to someone. I found out I can type 300 words faster than I can write. same with the navigation. and I hated to clean up the palm/fist prints on the screen. They need to do something about that (call me clumsy). It was kinda neat that I could sit in a hammock and work with it as they show in the ad, but then again, when I am in the hammock, I am someplace else.. ;)

      It is creating inroads into commercial applications though (like a warehouse) where the stockers/retirevers are using ruggedized tablet/pocketpc variants to keep track of the inventory. Its kinda sketchy but I have seen it at work and the reception to it has been definitely positive!

    3. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by CmdrSanity · · Score: 1

      What do you mean whatever happened to it?
      The TabletPC sales figures are outstanding according to the online reports I've seen. For example. You can also do a google search on your own since one link probably isn't convincing enough.

    4. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by clarkc3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      they decided the best way to get the tabletpc going was to mount it on the wall of a port-a-potty and call it iLoo

    5. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      We are working on deploying them to hospitals. 6 months may be alot in internet time, but it is nothing for the hardware and deployment world. These could be incredibly useful if implemented right. I would love one at home for casual surfing.

    6. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      NOt at there current cost, but there is a lot of places they would be used.
      Replace charts in hospitals, the ability to pull up 3d image of an architect design while walking around a site, warehouse so you can compare inventory lists to actual product, at home so you could carry into the kitchen for recipes, stream some music to it, lok up something about your favorite tv show. I can see many ses for them, but the cost is just too high. If the could gut the cost to less then 400 bucks with color and a decent spec, they wuld start appearing everywhere.

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    7. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by geddes · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Gateway gave our school a $3000 demo unit, and I was allowed to use it for a day.

      I must say, it was pretty hot. I took it into class, I loaded up the journal program and took notes with it, I had the day's reading (which had been distributed via electronic reserve) loaded into acrobat reader, and it worked well. The best was, of course, the wireless internet, and as we were discussing the latest nigerian elections I was able to pull up nyt.com and report on the latest news from the region.

      On the other hand, I found the handwriting recognition horrible (it's supposed to learn your handwriting as you use it, which is why it always works so well for the demo people). The process of converting my three pages of notes from the journal program to ascii text took about a half hour - it would have been faster to retype them. Battery was almost dead after a 2 hour class, and I couldn't have used it in more than one class. Taking notes is fine, cause you can clean it up later, but basic input is very difficult (entering nyt.com via handwriting took about 60 seconds, and then I had to enter my username and password - and since the password was **** starred out, I didn't really know whether it had correctly interpereted my handwriting until I got the big error screen from the times.

      My conclusion: TabletPCs are the future for academic environments, but not for three or four generations of the products, and not until apple makes one :-p.

    8. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Gabey · · Score: 0

      "On this particular model, the handwriting recognition is nearly FLAWLESS."

      I still fail to see why this impresses people. Is it because of the technical feat, or what?

      Guess what, if you want flawless text recognition, why not just type? If you're posting here, it's a pretty good bet that you type faster than you hand write anyway. Maybe I just don't get it...

    9. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by killerc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tablets are alive and probably replacing a laptop near you

      Just because they're manufacturing them doesn't mean we're buying them. Stacks of Tablet PCs will probably be on clearance at a retailer near you.

    10. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by jdreed1024 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Tablets are alive and probably replacing a laptop near you.

      With all due respect, bullshit.

      I test drove two tablet PCs recently (one from Motion Computing, the other I can't remember) for about a week each. They were certainly cool, and they invoked much drooling and exclamations of "ooh, shiny!" from my co-workers, but boy did they suck for daily work.

      Here's a brief summary of my testing:
      Pros:

      • no flip-up screen to break
      • handwriting recognition is quite good
      • excellent for "Note taking", where you draw right on the screen, and then later either save it as an image, for printing, or have it attempt to recognize the handwriting

      Cons:
      • handwriting recognition is predictive (ie: it differentiates between a captial I, lowercase L, and numerial 1 by the characters that came before or after). In random sequences (read: good passwords), this fails miserably. I was forced to use the pickboard (a picture of a keyboard on the screen, and you use the stylus to press the buttons) for passwords, and boy did it suck. I had to have my SSH client save my password (which is insecure, but the tablet was kept in a locked drawer when not in use, so whatever).
      • Handwriting recognition is still too slow compared to a keyboard
      • graphics programs (photoshop, etc) are a dead loss without a mouse and keyboard shortcuts.
      • configuring things is really slow. It took forever to enter the PPP config for my ISP.

      Of course, they don't run Linux (there is some testing going on, and I found one person who got a kernel to boot, but no usable distros yet), but that's not that big of a deal for me. I'm concerned with usability primarily, and tablets failed that test.

      They will not replace laptops anytime soon. What might replace laptops are those laptops that double as tablets (where the monitor rotates, and then folds, so the laptop is closed, but the monitor faces out). Those might catch on. But laptops will not be replaced by tablets until handwriting recognition becomes just as fast (if not faster) than typing, with reduced errors.

      What tablets will replace are notepads (the dead tree kind, I mean) and legal pads and the like. The one use I found for the tablet was for taking notes in meetings. I can go back and write on the upper part of the screen, if there's something I missed, rather than having to PgUp and delete and re-type. I can then digitize the notes later, or print them out as images. Tablets are great for that. I predict they'll be used mostly by PHB types or folks who attend lots of meetings and need to take notes. They will not replace conventional laptops for a long, long time, if ever.

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    11. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by flynt · · Score: 1

      because they have removable keyboards to make them lighter to carry around. how will you type if you don't have a keyboard?

    12. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by cscx · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Of course, they don't run Linux

      Why the hell would that be so important? The key aspect of the tablet is MS's snazzy handwriting recognition software... without that, it's just a laptop with the keyboard missing!

    13. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What tablets will replace are notepads (the dead tree kind, I mean) and legal pads and the like.

      With all due respect, I doubt that will happen, considering that legal pads are far cheaper than a computer and much less likely to break when dropped.

    14. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      - People dont get Tablets to run Photoshop.

      They are currently a niche product, sure, but they're great on a sales floor or to take quick notes in the field.

      The home inspector who did my walkthrough had a tablet PC, and it suited him fine for checking off boxes, jotting a few notes, making some quick sketches, and then printing me a hard copy.

      This is the hardest thing for computer geeks to understand: not everyone has the same demands of a computer that they do.

      For many people, a tablet PC is a much better fit than a laptop. Comparing the two is like comparing a PDA with Gameboy Advance.

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    15. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by non-poster · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Of course, they don't run Linux (there is some testing going on, and I found one person who got a kernel to boot, but no usable distros yet)
      I disagree. I'm running Gentoo Linux on a Toshiba Portege 3500. The tablet screen works (Gimp is pretty cool with pressure-sensitive input), wireless networking, USB2.0, etc... I'm using kernel 2.4.20, and I just got 2.5.69 to boot, although not all of the hardware features are supported in the 2.5 series yet.

      Anyway, check out this for a description of my efforts.
    16. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ever tried to type into a laptop while standing, holding it in one hand and typing with the other?

      The home inspector I used had one. He could just jot down notes and check boxes without having to find a seat. I don't know if the recognition was flawless or not, there were a few misspellings in my hard report, but it was readable. (Moreso than your average slashdot article, in fact)

      I'm sure if you use your imagination you could think of more people and professions that would prefer one to a laptop or PDA.

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    17. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up!

      I wouldn't even think to use a ssh shell without a keyboard. But then, there are many types of tablets. Most that I have seen are convertables which have a keyboard. And Photoshop sucks on my laptop too unless I have a real mouse hooked up. The tablet form is pretty good for web surfing or reading documents however.

    18. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      So basically you want a full-fledged tabletPC for the approximate price of a PocketPC? :)

    19. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by unborracho · · Score: 1
      What might replace laptops are those laptops that double as tablets (where the monitor rotates, and then folds, so the laptop is closed, but the monitor faces out). Those might catch on.


      You mean something like this Compaq Tablet PC? Seems to double as a laptop, as it has a keyboard built in. It also has USB ports so you can plug in a mouse. This really does look like a fun toy. I haven't personally test driven one myself, but I would definately consider purchasing this when I decide to replace my laptop.
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    20. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compaq Tablet PC

      there's the link, sorry will click preview next time =)

    21. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Gabey · · Score: 1

      Why don't I just skip the whole tablet route and get a nice light laptop?

    22. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Damiano · · Score: 1

      Fortunately for you the Gateway Tablet PC isn't really made by Gateway anyway. You can get the same machine without the rebranding cheaper from the actual manufacturer. Check them out at Motion Computing

      Damiano

    23. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by RoLi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly my feelings. Some people seem to think that a pencil is a more "natural" way of inputting data than a keyboard, but in reality both are "unnatural" tools and we have to born with knowledge of either tool.

      For text, a keyboard is much better and faster than handwriting, the only thing where a pencil is great is sketches, pictures, etc. - but only very few people need that.

    24. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Touchscreen w/ a virtual KB is always a good option :)

    25. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the handwriting recognition already is much faster than typing for *most* people. You likely type at a decent speed, but Joe Average hates typing and likely even still hunts and pecks rather than touch types. Handwriting recognition is a big bonus to somebody like that, even if it is slower than somebody who can type quickly.

    26. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by easyfrag · · Score: 4, Interesting
      OK, I keep hearing about how all hospitals are going to roll Tablet PCs out. I work in a 1000 bed hospital and we are preparing a test rollout of Tablets because on the surface they look like they may fit in a hospital enviornment. My own personal experience with both tablets and the hospital staff who will use them leads me to predict the following:

      The nurses will lose the damn pens, and I'm not sure but I don't think that replacing them will be on the scale of replacing a bic, the pen on a Compaq tablet has a battery.

      The nurses will lose, drop, or spill something over the devices. When we first rolled out pagers to nurses many came back broken and still do, a fairly large number ended up in toilets (poorly designed clips were the problem there). The point is that most health care workers have physically demanding, mobile jobs.

      Most importantly the battery life of this generation of tablets is nowhere near the length neccessary. Most of our nurses work 12 hour shifts, they are not going to want to have to charge or swap batteries every day.

      If anyone out there works in a hospital and have tested or rolled out these devices I would love to hear about your experiences.

    27. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by humina · · Score: 1
      Comparing the two is like comparing a PDA with Gameboy Advance

      You are on to something with that comparison.
      A laptop is like the PDA - functional and useful.
      A tablet is like the gameboy - a toy.

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    28. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Because they tried to hype the tablet PC as something new and wonderful... it isn't.

      The tablet pc has been around forever.. I have a 486 based one in my basement that runs Windows 3.11 for pen computing. (it also can run linux :-)

      doctors and insurance people have used tablet pc's for decades and microsoft is trying to push the damned things on the regular joe.

      I call them damned things as they are maintaince and administration nightmares for those of us who maintain them.

      you see a laptop is taken care of, as they feel delicate with that hinged screen... these tablets are thrown onto back seats or on the floor when they jam on the breaks in traffic.. they will go 2-3 days between docking them and usually only dock long enough to transfer the data they collected and then undock again.... never giving it time to update virusscan(thanks microsoft!) and the 95 critical updates or reccomended updates that were released this week... and THEN we have to deal with the damned vertical apps that run on these things...

      consumers ask their friends that use these tablet pc's at work... and they are told what I tell them... "Oh Gowd no.. you are wasting money on them... buy a laptop that is less than the price of the tablet and get more."

      this is why they dont take off. they are NOT a consumer item.. they are a professional niche item that microsoft and HP are trying to push to the consumers.

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    29. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      I believe that even if you hava a really good handwriting-reco algo, the keyboard might still be better for some stuff.
      Keyboard gives you the use of two hands while stylus restricts you to one, moreover you cannot use more than tow fingers on that hand for clicking. It is similar to using a mouse.Humans have trained themselves to use their hands to write with a pen so it just happens that you can write with a stylus almost as fast. The ideal input device would be something which has a notebook keyboard, but with a "mouse-equivalent" which lets you write really fast.

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    30. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      After using a tablet w/WinXP, I realised how right the person was who said:

      "Tablet is the wrong word for this - the whole experience has more in common with a suppository."

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    31. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      But laptops will not be replaced by tablets until handwriting recognition becomes just as fast (if not faster) than typing, with reduced errors.
      That will never happen. Unless one has unusually poor typing skill, handwriting is inherently much slower than typing. Even perfect recognition won't change that.
    32. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      For text, a keyboard is much better and faster than handwriting, the only thing where a pencil is great is sketches, pictures, etc. - but only very few people need that.

      Exactly. Welcome to the world of a geek... if they can't think of a use for them to use it, no one else should either. I wouldn't use one. Perhaps if I was doing designs and wanted to sketch things out, but I'd rather use Dia or Visio. My artist however, would use it. Just like he'd rather use a Mac than a Linux box.

      As for keyboarding over handwriting, no kidding. I write exceedingly slow. If I don't, my handwriting resembles sanscript or aramaic. I can type probably 4-5 times faster than I can write, even when I'm writing quickly.

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    33. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by garcia · · Score: 1, Insightful

      great but this has nothing to do w/the TOP post. He said it would replace laptops (and that's what MS wants it to do).

      a TabletPC will NEVER replace a keyboard. Handwriting recgonition, no matter how good it gets, will NEVER be faster than a Keyboard, I don't care who you are or what you are doing. Unless it learns shorthand and the user learns shorthand, there is no sense in that.

      A TabletPC user should be someone who CAN run Photoshop if he wants.

      Spending $1300-$2500 for a machine that you use to take notes and check off boxes if fucking insanity. I would rather use a printed tablet or a fucking handheld for that.

      Don't be ridiculous.

    34. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by default+luser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      handwriting recognition is predictive (ie: it differentiates between a captial I, lowercase L, and numerial 1 by the characters that came before or after). In random sequences (read: good passwords), this fails miserably.

      What did you expect? This is the same thing the human brain does to an extent, that is why can look at the following:

      Oklahoma City

      Okahoma Ciyy

      Your mind makes out the difference, and knows the intent. You probably know Oklahoma City exists. Your mind spells out the first word phonetically, even with the missing letter it still sounds like "Oak ah home ah", so you make the connection. Plus, your mind immediately looks for other options for the second word's prefix, like 'Cit', 'Cin', or 'Cig', because it is very unlikely to be 'Ciy'.

      Same thing happens if you are presented with a messy writing style, your brain uses the associated content and fleshes out any words, syllables or letters you cannot read.

      If the human brain depends on phonetics, sentence structure AND cultural literacy to fill in the blanks, how the hell do you expect the mind, let alone a computer, to deal with non-phonetic, non-structured entries?

      What you need there is a simpler password system, where you enter the letters not as flowing speech, but one letter at a time like graffiti. Still, it will never be easy...without the tactile feedback of pressing a key, you can never know what you really input.

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    35. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by julesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      handwriting recognition is predictive (ie: it differentiates between a captial I, lowercase L, and numerial 1 by the characters that came before or after). In random sequences (read: good passwords), this fails miserably.

      That's because passwords (as used at the moment) are designed for keyboard use. Once the use of devices like this becomes common, alternatives will arise. Passwords can be replaced by drawing complex abstract patterns (kind of like a signature). For remote access, the pattern would be processed through some kind of hashing function to produce an alphanumeric password.

    36. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by jandrese · · Score: 1
      graphics programs (photoshop, etc) are a dead loss without a mouse and keyboard shortcuts.
      While Photoshop may be difficult to operate, Alias Sketchbook works wonderfully on a tablet and it certainly qualifies as a graphics program.
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    37. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I'm not quite sure this Joe Average you speak about can afford one of these things. I know I can't.. and I can type.

    38. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For many people, a tablet PC is a much better fit than a laptop. Comparing the two is like comparing a PDA with Gameboy Advance.
      Perhaps this is because, for many geeks, the two are functionally identical. Why bother with a PDA when your social life consists of playing on the Gameboy Advance? You might as well merge them all into one, hehe.
    39. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      As long as I can touch type faster than I can write (which I can) I will never have a use for a tablet PC as my primary.

      I see tablets/PDAs as adjuncts that allow you to download information from your desktop/laptop, and carry it around in a handy package for quick access, when lugging around the laptop is not an option (outdoors on a hiking trip for example). Of course, the laptop will probably be in the backpack for when we set up camp...

      If any real work/writing needs to be done, then the laptop or desktop is where the action is.

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    40. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you don't think that a bunch of geeks could whip out a fine version of "libfreewrite" in a short period of time? No doubt, it would probably support recognition of more languages at that.

    41. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Gabey · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree, tablets do have their place. Using my imagination, I would also suspect they would be great to use in a hospital environment (especially if they can translate a doctor's handwriting), etc.

      However, I still don't understand why someone technical would use it.

    42. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stalker? Dude. That's fucking creepy. That dude follows you everywhere.

    43. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, i'm certainly not stopping you.

    44. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by geekee · · Score: 1

      The tablet PC is more evolutionary than revolutionary. It seems obvious that if you have a portable computer that you're carrying around, i.e. laptop, it would be nice to be able to write on the screen during a meeting to take notes. As the technology becomes cheaper, all laptops will probably have this feature.

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    45. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Handwriting recgonition, no matter how good it gets, will NEVER be faster than a Keyboard, I don't care who you are or what you are doing.

      Sitting on a bus, walking around, or just sitting in front of the TV.

      For casual computing, a keyboard replacement will be more than "good enough."

      A TabletPC user should be someone who CAN run Photoshop if he wants.

      Guess what--you can. Photoshop 7 has very few options that can't be done with soley the mouse.

    46. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by SophtwareSlump · · Score: 1
      I work for a company that sells handheld computers to EMS (emergency medical service) agencies and this is what we've found out about Stylus' (styli?)

      They will lose them. Then agencies started buying those 4 in 1 pens with the stylus. Those were 'cool' and started to disappear from the medics very fast.

      Finally we gave them a bunch of 4.5 inch golf tees. You can get them at a golf store or a lot of promo vendors can put your copmany logo on them. This is what we've been handing out to agencies and it's worked great. They also use them for plugging leaks in pipes in Hazmat situations.

      Why are the Tablet PC pens battery powered?

    47. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by cygnusx · · Score: 1

      Rupert Goodwins, who said that on ZDNet, got confused -- he was talking about a Viewsonic smart display (basically a dumb terminal), not a Tablet PC.

    48. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Excellent points. I'd also like to bring up another thought this, which is similar to the problems we're having in our own hostipal with portable devices: HIPAA Compliance.

      At the moment, there is a profound lack of IT Infrastructure to accomodate these systems. Issues of security are HUGE, involving things like wireless data transmission encryptions, client/server interaction (and *licensing* --per seat? per device? per user? per connection? You figure it out). Then there are the purely technical issues, like implementing the wireless hardware with appropriate coverage (and security there too -- drive-by WAN, anyone?) , acquiring new IPs and subnetting issues, not to mention the fact that the strength and weakness of these things is that someone can just up an walk away with them... Then there are the personal issues you brought up, plus training and support considerations.

      Dear Lord, save me from this kind of starry-eyed Star Trek wanna-be hallucination of the future. $1000 for a glorified clipboard? I can't think of any health care department in the state that could justify that.

      And that's only for the two hours that the tablets can actually run on given the battery life. So now we need multiple battery packs and charging stations on every floor...

      Kill me.
      GMFTatsujin

    49. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I don't know if this continues to be a problem, but the Tablet PC I tried was heavier and thicker than a laptop, not to mention paper. Of course, they'll eventually get to be light and thin, but they're presently behind PDAs, laptops, or paper, depending on the application.

    50. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Long battery life:
      I wonder how Centrino will affect this?

      I also see a potential market in "smart" charge racks, either by proximity (as seen on /. recently) or by insertion (charge when not in immediate use, place chargers in various locations.. what would be nifty would be networked chargers so if you're looking for someone's tablet, if it's in a charger, the location of which charger its in would be found quickly.. granted, it has to be *in* the charger.. :) ).

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    51. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

      So? Handwriting recognition on my Zaurus is nearly flawless, and predictive recognition is much more usable (and ignorable when required) than it is on a tablet.

      It also has a usable battery life, and isn't more outsized than an American SUV. The software library for it is much better and it talks to my other PCs much more easily*.

      On the other hand, if you are looking for a big paperweight, the tablet wins every time.

      *Disclaimer: I don't use proprietary software, as I have no need of it. All my PCs run Linux or BSD. However, RDF for Zaurus is alive and well, and more slick than the pocket PC version.

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    52. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      I'm no fan of this idea--I also think it's overexpensive with a limited demographic, and, more importantly, I have never used one myself.

      However, wouldn't this be better than a clipboard in these ways: comprehensive, immediate patient records; records for every patient ever serviced by the state or hospital; check for drug interactions; keyword search for unusual ailments; in-hand visuals ie x-ray scans; even the mundane, like prescription writing-spelling check.

      A two-hour battery life, admittedly, defeats almost any use they might have: it's impossible for it to be useful if it can't stay on. But that aside, don't the mentioned uses make it worthwhile?

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    53. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The TabletPC sales figures are outstanding according to the online reports I've seen. For example. You can also do a google search [google.com] on your own since one link probably isn't convincing enough.

      Well yes, but I don't have a need for one and I don't own one. Therefore they are worthless and selling poorly as far as I'm concerned. Please don't trouble me with the facts.

    54. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by toopc · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, I found the handwriting recognition horrible (it's supposed to learn your handwriting as you use it, which is why it always works so well for the demo people).

      You state that it works well for the demo people becuase it learns their handwriting as they use it, but then complain the handwriting recognition is horrible after having used it for mere hours.

      Don't you suppose if you bought one and used it for a week it would then recognize your handwriting just as well as it does the demo people's?

    55. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      I agree. The hand-writing recognition is on the wall for laptops: Tablet PC's are here to stay.

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    56. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I also work in the medical industry, but not in a hospital.

      those are valid concerns, however I have addressed them before:
      1) attach the pens. Also get a clear plastic screen cover to help with overly aggressive users.

      2) There would need to be a 'medical standard' case that is spill resistant, and easy to clean with alcohol. They need to be easy to carry.
      I am working a on a design to solve that issue in my own time.

      3)Battery life will get better, in the mean time you would need to swapp one out perioditcally durnig a shift. This means a) the tablet should only be an interface to a server(still cahching a copy of the current patient) b)it must be easy to swap. like when a nurse is walknig past the nurs staion and she notices(or is informed) that the battery is at only 70%. if the battery gets down to 30%, it will need to get annoying.
      My experience is new way to do things is a bitch in hospitals, but if it does increase productivity, or reduce costs, AND is easier then there current method, they will adopt it.

      There other issue is wireless connectivity. I do not consider it mature enough to put into hospitals unless you have a knowledgable staff that no the industry, and changing standars, very well.

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    57. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by andrewski · · Score: 1

      I know I, for one, have to born with knowledge of either tool.

    58. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seems strange that it doesn't run linux. Mine does.

      I even made a page about it

      http://grain.dk/~rene/m1200/

      and yes... this was typed on the m1200 with no keyboard attached.

      cheers

      Rene

    59. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by cscx · · Score: 1

      No, I don't.

    60. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by nlvp · · Score: 1
      You're probably right, but there's a guy at my MBA school who has one, and it looks pretty cool to me, he uses it like paper and it really does seem to respond to the stylus as if it were paper.

      What it really needs is working writing recognition so that you can then turn written notes into word documents with actual characters you can cut, paste, edit etc. But it's not there yet.

    61. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      But laptops will not be replaced by tablets until handwriting recognition becomes just as fast (if not faster) than typing, with reduced errors.

      That's *never* going to happen, and I'll tell you why I know this. Because I can type much faster than I can write, and with somewhat less strain on my wrists. I don't think there's any denying that a well-trained touch typist can type faster than the fastest writer on the planet. Writing is just slower. For the purposes of inputting stuff into a computer, it's simply obsolete, which makes this new-fangled 'handwriting recognition' stuff all the more strange.

      OK, it's a passable replacement for a notepad, but that's about it. And I hate to say it, but given the choice of a palmtop or a pen and paper, i'd go for the latter. Not as bad for my eyes, *far* more natural, probably faster than waiting for the computer to analyse your writing, probably more accurate, etc.

    62. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think so? Grid had a nice tabletPC on the market several years ago. It had good handwriting recognition; you could make forms and send people out to do inventory, etc., all the good things these units can do.

      So why did they fail? Because they didn't run Windows? No Word, no Excel? Are you, supposively a touch typist, going to find that you're more productive with a stylus, writing in script? And those cells in Excel; they'd have to be blown up something HUGE to be useful with a stylus-armed user.

      I offer no explanations for the Grid's ultimate failure; I'm just not convinced that adding a stylus to the general MS apps is enough a selling point to make me want to walk around with one.

    63. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by RoLi · · Score: 1
      Exactly. Welcome to the world of a geek... if they can't think of a use for them to use it, no one else should either.

      I'm not telling anybody, I just provide an explanation why tablet PCs just aren't selling (there were about 100 times more laptops sold than tablet PCs since the (re)introduction of the tablet PC by MS. If there were any special demand for tablet PCs and people waiting for them, sales would have skyrocketed during the first months - didn't happen.) And it's also nothing new, tablet PCs have been on the market as early as the beginning 90's. All failed. Now I agree that there is a very limited niche market for it, but it's certainly not "the next big thing" which was what MS wanted us to believe.

      The tablet PC was just Microsoft's "hype of the month" that will revolutionize computing. This PC-with-built-in-phone (what's it called again?) is this month's hype that will revolutionize computing. Or Microsoft's mobile Internet-toilet (no joke) will revolutionize computing and the next month some other we-are-so-innovative idea will revolutionize computing.

      The most staggering thing is that people still believe it.

    64. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by terrab0t · · Score: 1

      Oh whoop-dee-doo. Good for Gateway and microsoft.

      The fact of the matter is, we've all known tablet PCs are the way of the future since the 60's. Haven't you ever watched Star Trek?

    65. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: Battery is life is not that short if properly configured.

      2: Security for this would be easy if that medical facility would hire someone with atleast half a brain and pay them well enough. If setting up multiple access points are so hard then maybe it should show that the person(s) doing it are not what you call quality help.

      3: If the pen losing deal is a big deal put the tablets on carts that can be easily pushed around and attach a keyboard to them (yes yes yes I know why not get them a laptop right?? Wrong!!) One these things are very lite and also very small and have a nice formfactor. Along with those two nice features the care does not have to be all bulky and loaded down with oversized batteries. You can buy one nice mobile battery and have that as your extended battery that will allow the tablet to last one or more shifts.

      4: I will also say as above get a screen cover anyways, even if the tablet is not being used with the pen. It will save the screen and it is easier to replace that plastic sheet than the lcd.

      5: the protective liquid-proof covering is a good idea. But unless you know of a lite weight design and it is not bulky then it is a lose and might as well use a laptop.

      6: this is a good idea to roll out in healthcare facilities for one reason. Give them some nice technology that is with the times since they could be treating you or someone that is close to you. Yes a paper and pen and do well but when they can pull up what they need quicker than writing it down or running/tell a nurse to run and look it up or grab that chart of the patients that has not yet been faxed/deleivered from another healthcare facility then you will be happy they did get it.

    66. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Hosalabad · · Score: 1

      Actually my hospital is on the very verge of testing with tablets. Currently we are using a rolling cart from Tremont Medical. These devices were a fair disappointment.

      Our previous endeavour consisted of Pentium2 generation Toshiba laptops mounted on carts with a secondary (read: car) battery attached for extended battery life.

      We are moving to tablets now most likely by Motion Computing conbined with an external gel battery. We have seen 10-12 hour run times with load on the disk/processor/wlan with this combination in testing.

      Not to sound like a sales post, but I wanted to you to have some background.

      I work at a 100 bed hospital which has recently introduced nurse/patient/medication barcode scanning to ensure accuracy (and logging) as well as monitor drug conflicts blah blah blah. This establishes our need for a machine that can be mobile and work a 12 hour shift.

      The tremonts were a bust with the I.S. department because of their extremely poor hardware designs that only became evident several months after break in. The power supplies will blow up and send a nice 30 volts across the motherboard, significant problems with incompatibilities with Cisco Aironet equipment, terrible almost nonexistent customer support. The nursing staff greatly dislikes the weight of the tremont, especially at the end of a 12 hour shift. In compromise we have located a lighter weight cart that combines a tablet pc (fixed like the laptops were) with a full size keyboard/mouse and a sleeve to put the gel battery in, as well as room for a chart, the barcode scanner and a cabinet with drawers to store the meds in as well as alcohol wipeys, needles, pill cups etc...

      The nurses are willing to exchange an external battery and take responsibility for the charging. It only takes a day or two of 5-6 nurses sharing the only machine that *is* charged for them to decide to make sure everything is always charged. The walls on each floor are lined at the nursing station with the laptops in between the times when drugs are administered to do a catch up charge with a battery swap to occur at shift change. Our nurses also do a heavy amount of documentation electronically, and copious amounts of email so these arent' just used for medication dispensing.

      To address the pen issue. In our case there aren't enough hands free to carry a chart, scan 3 sets of barcodes and whatnot, so the Tablet isnt' carried by hand, but rolled around, and the pens aren't even going to go out with them.

      We realize that you can't nurse proof anything, but try to make it as nurse resistant as possible and have been lucky with spills mostly affecting keyboard/mouse and not actual systems.

      The footprint of the carts we will be using is very small, and allows easy access to tight corners in rooms. They are made by Datavision. They built a new clamshell to mount the larger Motion Tablet on and it arrived this week and was a very nice fit.

      This design was a hit with the nurses because of the extra room created by having a lower keyboard tray and the reduced weight. These carts are pretty stable, I haven't managed to knock one over yet. The tablet is secured by a keyed allen screw which can be defeated, but it's better than a phillips headed screw. Anyhow, that's my take on it, email me if you have any questions or anything.

    67. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      A beowulf of tablets vs. a beowulf of XBoxes.
      Imagine a cluster of such, in a parallel data-crunch-off...

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    68. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Spending $1300-$2500 for a machine that you use to take notes and check off boxes if fucking insanity. I would rather use a printed tablet or a fucking handheld for that.

      Well, if you add in the costs of the data entry, multiply it by some factor of the value per entry. etc...
      When you are talking, say, UPS, these factors would add up positive at least. If this number exceeds the cost of the machine (support, admin,etc.) in a year (rough conditions) it pays off.

      For a pilot, a pre-flight checklist could easily be checked off. Compared to the cost of a plane, the lives of passengers, and that of the pilot $1300-$2500 isn't too bad.

      In any of these situations, the person in question would probably have another computer as well.
      I couldn't use one exclusively.

    69. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Weren't most of the computers on that show permenantly mounted into a piece of stylish "furniture"?

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    70. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I don't really see why any of those cases would be any different than a quality laptop, except for the first case, in which you're just replacing simplicity with complexity for no real reason. I mean -- at 4k per bed, is it *REALLY* that nessessary to replace a perfectly good clipboard?

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    71. Re:What Happened to the tabletPC? by metlin · · Score: 1



      You mean something like this? :-)

  9. Microsoft Prototype Crawler by friedegg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone see this new Microsoft robot crawling their websites? It's apparently legitimate, or at least acknowledged by Microsoft. Competition for Google?

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    Google doesn't index user sigs, so stop trying to "Google Bomb" with them.
    1. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by lspd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think the quality of their index is really the issue. Sure, Inktomi has sucked for a long time and as a result MSN has sucked right along with it... MSN's popularity is completely based on changing the users homepage to MSN with each update and stealing 404 traffic. Since updates are automatic for WinXP, the number of folks using MSN as their homepage will explode as folks retire their Win95/98/ME boxes.

      The interesting variables in this equation have nothing to do with the quality of MSN's search engine. (Who really cares about that? MSN is ugly as hell.) The interesting items in the future of MSN are: (1) Who will be the first to sue Microsoft for changing the users homepage with each IE upgrade? (2) What happens to Overture when MSN decides to cut it out? (3) How long until MSN tries to compete with Ebay/Ubid?

    2. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Winterblink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's already been put out there that Microsoft wants a piece of the search engine pie. Their current MSN search is horrible, and Google is far superior. Is it competition for Google? Maybe. And I welcome it. Google's done some amazing things with their search engine, and I'd love to see what they can do with a hefty bit of competition. Because right now they really have none. If Microsoft can build a better search engine then let them try.

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      "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
      -Hoban Washburn
    3. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What competition for Google?

      robots.txt
      -----

      User-agent: MicrosoftPrototypeCrawler (How's my crawling? mailto:newbiecrawler@hotmail.com)
      Disallow: /

      -----

    4. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by michrech · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      MSN's popularity is completely based on changing the users homepage to MSN with each update and stealing 404 traffic.

      You are either stupid or just a troll. No update I have *ever* done to *any* of my windows machines has automatically set my home page to anything MSN.

      Since updates are automatic for WinXP, the number of folks using MSN as their homepage will explode as folks retire their Win95/98/ME boxes.

      More FUD. The automatic updates are an option, not a requirement, and can be disabled. It is true, on WinXP's initial install, the home page is set to MSN, it is very easy to change and as we all learned earlier, it stays how you set it. I also have never had MSN 'hijack' my 404's. If I go to a web page and it's not there, I get a big error message. Know why? I disabled the option that has IE automagically try to search for whatever it was you were looking for.

      Do us all a favor - spread your FUD elsewhere.

      --
      Stupid people make stupid little people.

      --
      bork bork bork!
    5. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by NecroPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had an update today that changed by iTouch quick-key settings. The e-mail button opened Outlook (first time it's ever been run), the search button was remapped to some random search engine (not MS, but not Google either), and the other buttons were likewise messed up.

      And this happened after a Media Player (I think it was Media Player) patch.

      --
      I like you, Stuart. You're not like everyone else, here, at Slashdot.
    6. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by The+Bungi · · Score: 0, Troll
      Holy crap. You obviously have a piece of malware running on your system and you're blaming it on Microsoft?

      Don't you think that makes you look a wee bit stupid?

    7. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by VividU · · Score: 1

      Gullible zealots beware! This post is complete crap.

      MSN's popularity is completely based on changing the users homepage to MSN with each update

      After three years of Win2K, IE and Windows Update, this has yet to happen to me.

    8. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Alan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not 404s then, but host not found's. By default you get the nice msn "is this the domain you meant" messages on the msn search page.

    9. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by lysurgon · · Score: 1

      You sound like a compitent skilled user, which is not the bulk of the MS demographic. Most people are afraid of opening the preferences option, and as a result they get routed to MSN quite a lot. Some are annoyed; some are indifferent; some of them even learn to like it.

    10. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Those are the defaults. Most windows users are too stupid to change the defaults.

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      War is necrophilia.

    11. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never done an IE upgrade. Not the little patches, but when there's something big, I get an MSN homepage and a million coporate sponsor links.

    12. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. And when Microsoft DO comes up with a better search engine, we will cry "Monopoly"!

    13. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by NecroPuppy · · Score: 1

      No, I don't.

      I updated and ran Ad-aware last night. It found nothing. I haven't downloaded anything other than text files in about 6 weeks.

      Prior to the reboot, I hit my hotkey, and Yahoo mail opened properly. (I'm one of those obsessive e-mail checkers.)

      I then downloaded and installed the MS patch. This was followed by the required reboot.

      After the reboot, hitting my mail hotkey opened Outlook.

      After fixing that issue, I ran Ad-Aware again. It found nothing. I confirmed this by going through the standard locations in the registry, as well as checking my startup configurations.

      Again, nothing.

      After that, I rebooted again. The mail hotkey stayed on Yahoo. The seach hotkey stayed on Google. Were there some malware on my computer, one would think that it would try to repeat its activities.

      The lack of a repetition indicates the lack of such malware.

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      I like you, Stuart. You're not like everyone else, here, at Slashdot.
    14. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Robert+The+Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry Work in tech support. Not all updates but some updates to IE change you homepage to MSN. As for Turning off the search options and reseting the home page. I had a user the other day that thought there inet connection was down because there home page got changed to MSN and so my ISP's page didn't come up and they thought they no longer had a connection. So yes some but not all update do change your page to MSN and user don't change defaults unless someone tells them to.

    15. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Are you finished?

      I'm glad you like that word "fud". It's obviously very dear to you, but here's the thing -- he's absolutely right in many respects. Automatic updates are on by default, IIRC. I don't believe that upgrading IE will change your homepage, but it's possible. Finally, just because you found the option to search for missing URLs doesn't mean that Microsoft is magically not hijacking 404s all over the place. Default behaviour is the key phrase here. Just like unpatched Outlook Express can be set up to not be the most insecure piece of trash on the internet, but that doesn't change the fact that millions were affected one way or another by outlook viruses.

      FUD indeed.

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      It's been a long time.
    16. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by michrech · · Score: 1

      Are YOU finished?

      Yea. Let's all defend ignorance. That's the smart thing to do. "Millions leave it default, therefore, MS shouldn't be allowed to provide more helpful 'error messages' in *their* software in an attempt to help the users. It's changeable, but we can't hold the users to actually learn the software they are running and change the defaults. That means asking questions or reading the built in help. That's too much like actuall work. We can't have that!"..

      Now I know why this country is in the state of affairs it's currenlty in. People like you.

      I used the letters "FUD" exactly twice in what is a fairly long reply. That hardly makes me obsessed with the word. I stand by what I said. I don't tolerate people who keep themselv's ignorant on purpose. Your response shows me you are one of the affore mentioned people. Have a nice day.

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      bork bork bork!
    17. Re:Microsoft Prototype Crawler by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending ignorance, but we both have to face the fact that it exists. No amount of wishing that it didn't or pretending that it doesn't will change that. Besides that, you seem to be confusing the issues here. The original poster is absolutely correct -- MSN gets hits largely because A)Microsoft sets it to be the main page by default, allegedly changing it back when certain updates are installed, and B) by using their MSN search when when a server isn't found(which is rather counterintuitive, since most people intuitively use that box to write the correct address in). Just because it's possible to change these settings doesn't mean that everyone does, so MSN undoubtedly does indeed get a large amount of hits that way.

      Stop thinking of it as an accusation, it's just a fact. When millions of people, especially unskilled people who have problems with basic computing skills, use your software, and it's set up to go to MSN in many places by default, some significant percentage of those people who for whatever reason won't disable the MSN affilliation(and I wouldn't be suprised to see the number of people who don't turn off the MSN search feature reaches 80-90%), and that percentage will be providing hits constantly to Microsofts site.

      As for this...

      I stand by what I said. I don't tolerate people who keep themselv's ignorant on purpose. Your response shows me you are one of the affore mentioned people. Have a nice day.

      Your own accusation paints you with the same brush. In trying to characterize a complex individual into a single massive and simplistic group based soley on the contents of a single post, you prove that you are truly ignorant about the man who calls himself SJ Zero. I'll tell you what -- check out my site, Powerusrs Gaming. Perhaps you can cure your own ignorance about me. You can't simply wish it away, as you seem to think. Perhaps you will find a kindred spirit who loathes the cult of ignorance our society is so enamoured with. Perhaps you will find a person who has dedicated his entire life to understanding the world outside his immediate surroundings. But then, perhaps you will find the worshipper of ignorance you accuse me of being.

      To that end, if you wish to continue this discussion, please do it on the Powerusrss Gaming forums, where we can more easily converse without the logistics of Slashdot getting in the way.

      --
      It's been a long time.
  10. so where do you want to go tomorrow? by bugsmalli · · Score: 4, Funny


    to the iLoo?

    1. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by Fjandr · · Score: 2, Funny

      To be shortly followed by the eLoo, where Windows goes when it needs to take a crap.

    2. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by OpCode42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, you'll have to buy the iCrap software suite for that. And to clean up the rubbish that leaves behind, install iWipe.

    3. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by MagPulse · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of Japanese toilets, which are headed in that direction. I've even seen some with full-color LCD panels, but I can't find a picture of one right now. But these electronic toilets focus on the task at hand, not putting internet access in unpleasant portable toilets.

    4. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Awesome; we're recycling bad jokes from the last iLoo article.

      iCrap software suite! How clever!

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    5. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by delcielo · · Score: 1

      So once we reverse engineer this, will we "scp to the iloo my darling?"

      Thanks. Thanks. I'm here all week.

      --
      Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
    6. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1
    7. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what happens when crackers start writing buffer overflow exploits for the iLoo?

    8. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Tomorrow!?! But I've got to go NOW!!

      Looks like instead of an iLoo, I will end up with a Macinflush.

      Macinflush... the power to be your rest. room.

    9. Re:so where do you want to go tomorrow? by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here is a picture of an electronic Japanese toilet.

      I got paranoid when I used it because I couldn't get it to flush- I tried everything. So I waited until no-one else was around, then dashed out of the cubicle. ...At which point the toilet detected I had left, and flushed.

      graspee

  11. Childish... just pathetic by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The writing stylings of michael in this story are truely childish. This is the most juvenile thing written.

    If you want to attack Microsoft, this is the worst possible way to do it. You give Linux users a bad name with your elementary school-kid attitude and childish commentary.

    I've seen bad stuff 'added' to submitters text, but this has to be the WORST I've ever seen on slashdot EVER.

    Of course, I will be modded to -1 by a childish moderator with unlimited points, but I hope I'm not the only one that feels this way.

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    1. Re:Childish... just pathetic by DemianGod · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I agree. I usually dont comment on articles, but the childish nature of the article caused me to actually make a comment. Is this a news site for nerds or somewhere that editors in a bad mood are allowed to post whatever they want with whatever slant they want. Grow up...

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      There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
    2. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm with ya, Brother!
      Michael should be a very strong candidate for termination after this one! He should consider a field where he has no interaction with people whatsoever.
      Someone quickly mod the parent up to +5 Insightful!

      posted Anon because Karma points don't mean shit to me.

    3. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Mr.Intel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Got a bone to pick? Who cares about Michael and the whole slash cadre. If they want to be juvenile, let them, it is after all their site. Just don't sink to their level. This little rant makes you seem more like a Finkelstein luddite than anything else.

      As you mentioned, they will just mod you into oblivion and this whole thread will get buried anyway. So let them act stupid and you can flame them in your journal, where they are less apt to mod bomb you.

      --
      ASCII tastes bad dude.
      Binary it is then.
    4. Re:Childish... just pathetic by keesh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I agree. Fortunately, I have karma to burn.

    5. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I also have to agree. What kind of discussion does Michael hope to promote when he speaks of "Borgs" and assimilation, not to speak of the childish style he adopts? I appreciate that a large percentage of /. readers, for one reason or another, are anti-Microsoft, but that does not mean that editors have to go down to the level of the lowest Linux zealot in order to make their point. Reading "articles" like this makes it obvious to me that Michael is the worst kind of Linux fanboy, the kind that gets to be a /. editor and give Linux a bad name. I sincerely state that "editors" like Michael (and of course the dupes and idiotic comments of Taco) are the reason I'm not a /. subscriber, and I won't be as long as obvious zealots get to be editors rather than posting in an obscure weblog.

      Mod away, Michael, mod away. It does not exist if you cannot see it!

      --
      Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
    6. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Pave+Low · · Score: 2, Interesting
      it's good that there are some sane people here. I love how this ontopic comment gets modded to -1 in no time, meaning this comment must be as worthless as an ASCII goatse.cx or a BSD is dying post.

      FK's main point is absolutely valid and correct, IMO. Michael is truely a cancer on this site. Just think, if a reader writes what he did as a comment, he would be modded to -1 in no time. But time and time again, he is allowed to get away with trolling, baiting, distorting, lying to push his little platform of his.

      I also find it amusing the editors sooo hate Microsoft, but have no problem taking ad money to fund them. Got hypocrisy?

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      SIG:Slashdot: indymedia for nerds.
    7. Re:Childish... just pathetic by moehoward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Could not agree more. How pathetic. Can't beat 'em? Then beat 'em up. Make fun of them. Point and laugh. Repeat the same tripe over and over as if it somehow related to the interests of the slashdot community. Bashing MS has become a full time undertaking here.

      XP is better for the average desktop than Linux. Period.

      I don't understand the motivations of the slashdot editors with regard to MS future direction... Do they want MS to take a DIFFERENT direction? If so, what is it and do they regulary communicate this to MS? Are they posting this criticism in an attempt to get MS to take action so that XP/Longhorn is even BETTER than Linux next time around? If so, aren't they sort of digging their own grave wrt Linux vs. MS? Your bashing of MS only serves to make MS products better, but does nothing for the Linux/alternatives. Is that the slashdot editors' goal?

      Bash, bash, bash. Come on. Be a bit more constructive. Got any stories about positive directions Linux is taking lately wrt the desktop or competing with MS? Oh, yeah, there was that one story yesterday about how open source projects don't interact very well. Beautiful. Just beautiful, guys.

      MS has whooped Linux's butt on the desktop. Get over it. Was always such and will always be so. Why? Because of the attitude of the Linux community as perfectly displayed in this slashdot story.

      If MS decided to scrutinize the open source community as slashdot does to MS, my guess is that they would have a field day with bugs, incompatible software, inconsistent interfaces, driver issues from hell, etc. Let's hope they don't folks.

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      "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    8. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You started off with a valid point but then troll it up yourself with statements like "XP is better for the average desktop than Linux. Period." and "MS has whooped Linux's butt on the desktop.".

      Reality is that if MS was whopping Linux's butt on the desktop, Linux market share on the desktop would be shrinking, not growing. MS is losing market share to Linux on the desktop, albeit slowly, and if that trend continues, it will not "always be so". Also, in case you haven't noticed, MS *does* scrutinize the open source community, what do you think a report comparing W2003 to Linux/Samba is???

    9. Re:Childish... just pathetic by realdpk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Want to see something neat?

      Click this. Then click the box next to michael. Then scroll to the bottom and click save. Voila, no michael.

      I don't have a problem with michael, but it's sure nice that if I did, I wouldn't have to read his posts. The tools exist, use 'em.

    10. Re:Childish... just pathetic by chazzf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's more pathetic? An obviously overworked Slashdot editor with a chip on his shoulder or a bunch of malcontents who can't take a joke? The Bord-implanted Bill Gates has been the Microsoft icon for years...to call Microsoft the Borg and crack an assimilation joke seems logical enough.

      You position, assuming that he's attacking Microsoft and that therefore he's making Linux users look bad, speaks of the worst sort of arrogance. The articles have not been misrepresented. When he says "although that hasn't stopped you from submitting stories about it, oh no," that strikes me as a jab at all those who grumble about dupes. Sure, an editor posted it, but someone submitted it in the first place. That someone probably has more time to check for a dupe than the editor. Personally, I always do.

      I see references to Seth Finkelstein appearing already. With any Michael thread this is no surprise. I don't know who was right or who was wrong, but I do know that it has no bearing on Digital Rights Management. It's a private spat, let it stay that way. Taco clearly feels confident in Michael Sims and frankly, it's Taco's call.

      Finally, I'd mod you down too. Why? Because I've seen this rant far to often. It's the ultimate meta-dupe, and a troll to boot. Given the responses you've provoked, I'd say it's a fair bet to call it flamebait. Finally, you've added nothing useful to the discussion. If your post were exorcised from the site nothing would have been lost.

      If you don't like what the editors do, vote with your browser and go somewhere else. You aren't locked in to Slashdot. I'm sure Kuro5hin would welcome another Slashdot hater...

      ~Chazzf

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      No statement is true, not even this one.
    11. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Jord · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What makes people constantly think that this is a war between Linux and Microsoft? I read it all day long from the posters on here (most of which do not contribute to open source) and in the media.

      Most of the comments that I read from the actual hackers state quite clearly that they could care less what Microsoft is doing and what percentage market share that Linux has. Honestly who other than the whiners and posters give a damn about controlling the desktop?

      The hackers write code because they enjoy it. The main reason Linux exists is not to compete with MS.

      People need to stop treating or acting like this is some grand competition between Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds. There is no war. Microsoft might be trying to compete with Linux but Linux for the most part could care less. The hackers are still going to write code even if Microsoft has 99% of the desktop or if they have 2%.

      Saying things like MS has whooped Linux's butt on the desktop is arguably one of the most childish things I have seen in a while. Who decides what is best on the deskop? You, me, some media outlet? The answer is all of the above. Linux works better for me on the desktop that Windows by a long shot. But do I go around screaming that Linux is beating MS on the desktop? Of course not. A. it is all subjective, and B. who cares? Use what works for you. If Linux works for you great, if not, use something else. But why treat it as a competition?

    12. Re:Childish... just pathetic by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      My interests are in science and developer. He does the majority of the science articles that I don't want to miss.

      I can usually tolerate his little sentence at the end of a submission, this was just going way too far.

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      Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    13. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1
      Yes, well, I think the subject of this thread speaks volumes... Hey Mike, here I am again!

      And don't forget, I have past messages you can mod down!!!

      Hillarious...

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      Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
    14. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      If it makes you feel any better, I'd be tempted to mod you down too. And I never mod down.

      It is easy to read Mike's post while ignoring his sniping. I don't want to have to wade through thirty comments about how childish it is, though.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    15. Re:Childish... just pathetic by mike_mgo · · Score: 1
      I agree.

      Certainly there are numerous things that Microsoft (sorry M$) can be criticized for but this open ended "story" is pathetic. I can't help but thnik of Mike Myers impersonating Barbara Streisand: "Let me give you a topic: Microsoft sucks. Discuss."

      As far as moderators go...nearly every reply agreeing with the parent has been modded as troll, flamebait or offtopic. Thankfully there are enough moderators who have maintained some sanity to keep this thread alive for now.

    16. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you be quiet! We don't like your kind of rabble-rouser in these parts. Somebody needs to -1 this boy a lesson.

      I mean, won't somebody think of the penguins!

      Actually, I'm kidding, your post is a strawman. While rabid linux zealots do exist, they are far outnumbered by these self-congratulatory contrarians, who do nothing by whine about the anti-MS bias, and constantly express fear of negative moderation as their every post is +5'ed by like-minded simpletons.

      I know irony is tough for you guys, but michael's post was humorous. I'm sure he is well aware of his status of being the most biased slashdot editor, and the most likely to add his opinions to the articles. If he were truly the blind zealot you wish him to be, I think he'd cackling gleefully, rather than expressing exasperation at being flooded by all this Microsoft criticism.

      And you know what? This negative attention is not FUD, every bit of it is well deserved. I mean, unless you think DRM is a good idea, and that consumers are really clamoring for it, and that it is legal for people to be signed up for MSN without their approval. That's your opinion, and you have a right to it. But I humbly suggest you move to China or North Korea, where you'll probably find the environment more receptive to your beliefs.

      Remember, kids, there is no groupthink except whining about groupthink!

    17. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1
      Excuse me, but this is not a free site. It is a site that is often asking for donations, excuse me, subscriptions. It is, therefore, fair game for customers, even non-paying ones, to comment on the quality of the articles appearing here. I don't know what you mean by "quality of replies", but I see much more maturity in this thread than in Michael's post.

      Thing is, Michael is the ultimate /. troll and it really bothers me that he gets to be an editor and force his opinion on everyone from high up there. Finally, let me say that I enjoy /. a lot and that I long for the day this site has responsible editors who treat us respectfully rather than the likes of mike. No, I won't block the idiot either, I'm kind of interested in what /. reports despite his idiotic comments.

      As an exercise, could you kindly point out what michael's troll of an article has contributed to the discussion? Take your time, I'm looking forward for a coherent argument.

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      Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
    18. Re:Childish... just pathetic by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Someone's not doing exactly what you want, you have the option of ignoring him or accepting it because they offer something you want. Am I getting that right? :) Where's the problem here?

    19. Re:Childish... just pathetic by nolife · · Score: 1

      I can point you to a solution to your problem with Michael's articles.

      Go to your /. options and deselect Michael from the "Exclude Stories from the Homepage".

      If you are truely that disgusted with his stories why would you not deselect his name? Complaining about him in everyone of his stories does not make sense when you can get rid of him. You will never see one of his articles again.

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      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
    20. Re:Childish... just pathetic by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I also find it amusing the editors sooo hate Microsoft, but have no problem taking ad money to fund them. Got hypocrisy?


      Dig around a bit. Taco has often stated that they maintain complete editorial separation from OSDN's marketing. That is to say, Marketing doesn't dictate the flavor of their articles and they don't dictate who can advertise (that also explaines the "Slashdot Cruiser" marketing flop). No wonder Slashdot serves up the occasional Doubleclick banner or Microsoft ad.

      Along those lines, I don't see how accepting funding from Microsoft while criticizing them is hypocrisy. Now - if they're critical on some aspect and then change their tune because of ad funding, then you might have something.
    21. Re:Childish... just pathetic by moehoward · · Score: 0

      The score of the game is 90% to 4%. Linux scored another half point last year and you place your head in the sand and claim that it is not an ass-kicking. Yay for our team. Get real. Nothing I said was a troll. A troll would have said "Windows is better than Linux". Speaking the truth is not a troll, it is just that you don't want to hear it. When we can agree on facts, then perhaps we can finally start taking Linux somewhere and having positive discussions. Until then, with your head buried in the sand, we are unlikely to move forward while others do. Something's wrong with Linux on the desktop (ok, maybe more than that). We need to fix it. I suggest that a not-for-profit effort will fail over both the short term and long term. Given that, what needs to be done? You sound like some marketing droid. "We gained marketshare, so we're not losing!" And you're not behaving like Microsoft in what way?

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      "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    22. Re:Childish... just pathetic by moehoward · · Score: 0

      My point is that this MS bashing is a waste of time and makes the open source community look VERY foolish and VERY bitter. I mean for god's sake. Just because a story has both "toilet" and "MS" in it, we get some sort of slashdot editor beavis-and-butthead snicker.

      I did not say that MS is BETTER. That is a subjective troll of a statement to make. Rather, I simply said that the numbers speak for themselves.

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      "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    23. Re:Childish... just pathetic by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      but I hope I'm not the only one that feels this way.

      No, you're not. And here's my $0.02 for the rabid mods bitchslapping this thread.

    24. Re:Childish... just pathetic by chazzf · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Hey Mike, here I am again! And don't forget, I have past messages you can mod down!!! Hillarious...

      Carry out your vendetta against Michael elsewhere. Excuse me, but this is a free site. And yes, it does ask for donations, in part to compensate for the massive server load generated by trolls like you.

      As for the quality of the articles, I assume you mean the articles from Wired, News.com, theRegister, and other sites, all contributed by fellow users. Michael's write up, linking these stories together in a semi-coherent fashion, doesn't constitute an article, nor is it intended to. You're supposed to RTFA, and then comment on them. I really don't see that happening here. If you feel Michael is trolling that's fine, personally I was amused by the tongue-in-cheek jab at the readers. It's not often an editor can return the mountain of abuse he accumulates on a daily basis, and he usually gets flamed pretty bad when he does.

      FK's main point is absolutely valid and correct, IMO. Michael is truely a cancer on this site. Just think, if a reader writes what he did as a comment, he would be modded to -1 in no time. But time and time again, he is allowed to get away with trolling, baiting, distorting, lying

      Proof? Who needs proof? Slander away. If a reader wrote what Michael did he'd likely be modded +5, Funny. I see no real distortion here. If there is distortion in the posting, let's see it quoted and referenced.

      Thing is, Michael is the ultimate /. troll and it really bothers me that he gets to be an editor and force his opinion on everyone from high up there. Finally, let me say that I enjoy /. a lot and that I long for the day this site has responsible editors who treat us respectfully rather than the likes of mike. No, I won't block the idiot either, I'm kind of interested in what /. reports despite his idiotic comments.

      First of all, in the four years that I've been reading Slashdot I've encountered trolls far more entertaining and creative than Michael could ever hope to be. Secondly, he's an editor. The role of an editor in a publication is to present his opinion through editorials (feel free to look up the definition, I'll wait). There's a reason editor text appears different from submission text. You can tell what the editor has written, and can feel free to ignore it if you so choose. As for treating the readers respectfully, I would kindly suggest that's a two-way street, and I really don't feel offended by his post.

      ~Chazzf

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      No statement is true, not even this one.
    25. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't save you from his mod-bombings in other threads.

    26. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Azureflare · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I don't understand why you say Michael is attacking Microsoft... can you kindly say how he is bashing Microsoft? Seems to me like the stories exist, and he didn't say "MICROSOFT SUX0RS!!!11" That would have been childish...

    27. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly. This has nothing to do with Linux.
      michael runs XP.

    28. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      werent you complaining that FK was being arrogant?
      hypocrit

    29. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Dante · · Score: 1

      "Excuse me, but this is not a free site. It is a site that is often asking for donations, excuse me, subscriptions. It is, therefore, fair game for customers, even non-paying ones"

      Even non-paying ones? hmmm I think your a hypocrite, and a cheap one to boot.

      "As an exercise, could you kindly point out what michael's troll of an article has contributed to the discussion?"

      No I think he is pandering just like you are. niether you are him are realy contributing"
      --
      "think of it as evolution in action"
    30. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1
      I did not say I was offended by his post. I believe nobody was. He has an opinion, well good for him! I am perfectly aware, btw, what an editor is supposed to do, I really do not need to consult a dictionary. You, however, are in dire need of one for the word "troll". What michael gets away with is trolling. Plain and simple, there is no discussion there. I shall give you an example. I am of the opinion there should not have been a war in Iraq, and, as an editor of a news site I post one of the following headlines:

      1. Iraq war is unjustified and illegal - millions of children will die.

      2. Redneck Americans invade Iraq for oil. What's new...

      Now, if you agreed with my point of view, you'd see nothing wrong with the second alternative, but the fact is that I'd have insulted whomever disagrees with me. I'd have been labeled arrogant, stupid and ignorant. That's exactly what michael does. Personally I find the whole "debate" or war between Linux and MS totally irrelevant, as I use both, as well as Macs, at work and at home. I come here for the discussion, not for the news, and I always read at -1. Now, when idiotic posts like michael's make it to the front page you get fanboy "arguments" from either side about the merits and perils of either platform, which, in my humble opinion as a frequent poster in this site, does absolutely nothing to promote a discussion. YMMV, of course, but I maintain my opinion that michael's posts are mostly troll fodder.

      I don't have a bone to pick with michael, btw. I sincerely found it hilarious that I had a post modded at +4 and, within 2 minutes it was modded overrated 3 times... If he feels like modding down all my past posts, he might feel free to do so, I read /. at -1 and I feel it's funnier and more interesting over there; if he feels that's where I belong, well, sir, I am honoured.

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      Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
    31. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Pionar · · Score: 1

      Wow, you just realized that /. is anti-Microsoft? Jeez, if you want fair, level reporting, go to news.com.com.com.com or google news. At least /. doesn't try to hide its anti-MS bias, and I respect that.

    32. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1
      I'm ready to put my money where my mouth is. Michael goes and I donate $200 to the site. I donate in every single forum I post except /. exactly because of this disrespect /. editors show to people they are asking to pay for their salaries.

      Nice troll, btw.

      --
      Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
    33. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Editorial Separation? BS. Slashdot has a large readership of Microsoft-oriented technical people, complete with IE and .NET User Agent strings. Michael knows, OSDN/LUNX knows it, and the advertisers like Microsoft know it.

      After hitting our heads against the wall all day, it's fun to come here and bitch about "The Man" or argue with some C/UNIX luddite caveman type about something. In fact, that's the MOST POPULAR feature of the slashdot.org site -- not the Linux stuff.

      In short Slashdot is one of the most appropriate places for Microsoft advertisements, precisely due to their MS-bashing editorial stance.

    34. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I fail to see how it is fair game for non-paying customers to comment on the quality. One is always free to comment, of course, but I don't see how the fact that they take subscriptions that this opens them up for special criticisms. There are a lot of for- and non-profit organizations (religious, political, etc.) that ask for money, but because they do this doesn't somehow give me special status to complain and demand they act the way I want them to. My ultimate power is to not support them and to vote with my feet. If Michael upsets enough advertisers and/or drives many subscribers away, then I'm sure OSDN/Taco/whomever would either try to correct his behavior or get rid of him. If things are going fairly well, then things will stay the same. Besides, your entitlement attitude leads me to believe that you'd never subscribe anyways because you probably think that this site owes you this forum for free.

      By the way, are you suggesting that if someone runs a free web site that they are then above criticism?

      Hey, I certainly don't agree with a lot of what George Will editorializes about, but I doubt many newspapers will say "Gee, we do ask people for subscriptions and because of that I think we are compelled to do what this un-paying malcontent wants us to do."

      I don't think you should spend much time looking for moderation abuse consipracies. I would have modded you down as flamebait, troll, and offtopic (and I'd probably complete the Grand Slam with overrated too).

    35. Re:Childish... just pathetic by rwsorden · · Score: 1

      Let's see how this train of thought pans out...

      1. Slashdot is a popular, "free" discussion board that relies on "donations" and, most importantly, advertising revenue to sustain itself.
      2. Microsoft advertises heavily on Slashdot despite the fact that 9 out of 10 Microsoft-related articles are spun in a negative context.
      3. Microsoft has tons of cash to spend on advertising.
      4. Microsoft-related stories tend to get lots of visibility.
      5. Polls and browser analysis have shown that most Slashdot users utilize Microsoft-related products to view Slashdot.

      Given those relatively factual statements, it appears that Michael is just doing a good job at generating ad revenue.

    36. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, I will be modded to -1 by a childish moderator with unlimited points
      You're an idiot. Take a look around, there are a huge number of critical comments about /.. Are all of them getting modded -1? For the answer to this question, consult your current +4 modding.
    37. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Dante · · Score: 1


      "I'm ready to put my money where my mouth is. Michael goes and I donate $200 to the site."
      Impressive, with fair and insightful comments your arguments will go far.


      "I Donate in every single forum I post except /."
      Really? hard to believe your now ranging into troll territory: prove it.


      exactly because of this disrespect /. editors show to people they are asking to pay for their salaries.
      Then don't come here, don't comment, but thats your problem isn't it? you have more fun trolling and karma whoring, then trying participating in a intelligent forum.

      --
      "think of it as evolution in action"
    38. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You give yourself way too much credit. Is your ego so large as to think that Michael is sitting at his computer frantically refreshing his screen just to see if you will post so that he can mod it down? Hell, I would have modded you down then and now without question, and reading most of the replies to your comments I think a lot of other people would do the same.

      Oh well, fight the good fight Napolean. Clearly you are the most dangerous man on Slashdot and I'm sure they are all out to get you.

      We're all behind you. Really.

    39. Re:Childish... just pathetic by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      touche

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      Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    40. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and it really bothers me that he gets to be an editor and force his opinion on everyone from high up there.
      Sounds like somebody is jealous. Maybe if you hold your breath until you turn blue they'll make you an editor too.
    41. Re:Childish... just pathetic by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Anyone with 3278 posts just needs to get a life. (No mention of people with 4357 comments;)

      I'll second someone else's comment: if michael is fired, I'll subscribe.

      Let the bitchslapping begin.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    42. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what better way to burn karma than post redundant "me too" posts?

    43. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Heavens to FoxNews! This is the answer to every piece of opinion you disagree with? Fire the writer? Can the reporter?

      This way of thinking is infecting the U.S. It's nothing less than making an example of reporters you disagree with by destroying their jobs, with the happy additional effect of intimidating other reporters with similar viewpoints from speaking up.

      Seems to be working. War good, taxes bad...

    44. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      This seems like an organized attack against people who disagree with Microsoft. Do I hear the ninja-like footsteps of Microsoft Munchkins infitrating Slashdot?

      Been done many times before. Dvorak called them "Munchkins" years ago.

      What about the POINT he was making? That Microsoft was being intentionally vague about whther or not users could opt out of Palladium without hosing their PC's?

      Instead, ad hominem BS. MS is learning from the radical right, it seems. Attack, attack, attack! Ignore the message, kill the messenger!

    45. Re:Childish... just pathetic by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I agree.
      I am fed up of Microsoft being compared to the borgs.
      The borgs were not inherently evil, just failed to understand other species. They were just aiming to survive, and did what they thought best. They also had advanced and extremely reliable and adaptive technology.

      Stop equating them with MS and degrading them.

    46. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "I Donate in every single forum I post except /." Really? hard to believe your now ranging into troll territory: prove it.

      I just made a payment of $25 for 5.000 impressions so that my comments might carry more weight with you and, more importantly, in this "intelligent forum". Fuck, what do you know, I did put my money where my mouth is! I feel I am, now, fucking justified to write that michael is an idiot and that idiots like you who put people in their foes lists just because they don't agree with their opinion are worse than all the crapflooders and goatse linkers of /. YMMV, of course...

      I would recomend an English course, btw, fucking bad English you have there...

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      Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
    47. Re:Childish... just pathetic by dracocat · · Score: 1

      Did that for a week. It appears slashdot needs more editors because over a weekend I got only 1 story. And they kept coming at the slowest rate imaginable. Like 1 story every 12 hours. These days he does seem to be posting the most stories... at least on the weekend.

    48. Re:Childish... just pathetic by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Please, don't bring up Seth on Slashdot. It's really difficult to choke down the bile and not join in on the flaming.

      --
      The key to the enjoyment of pop music is to replace any instance of "love" with "C.H.U.D."
    49. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      You obviously have not participated in any of the infamous "modbombed" threads that have been critical of Slashdot or an editor (michael...).

      I imagine if this got as many replies as "The Post" did, we'd have "The Post II" on our hands.

      For those curious--why do I have the sig I do? Because I disagree with michael's cybersquatting of www.censorware.org. I read both sides' accounts of what happened, and the fact still remains that michael took down the website for no reason and is sitting on it for no reason. So when he makes his obvious quips and digs in article summaries and modbombs people's threads down, it affects my opinion of him even more. A lot of people at Slashdot really don't like him...and that's not because they're friends of Seth what's-his-name. I dislike his double standards as an editor and his obvious baiting, and I dislike that he is a cybersquatter.

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      "Sufferin' succotash."
    50. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looks like a few people got a case of the mondays. by the way- today be thursday.

    51. Re:Childish... just pathetic by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      Editorial Separation? BS. Slashdot has a large readership of Microsoft-oriented technical people, complete with IE and .NET User Agent strings. Michael knows, OSDN/LUNX knows it, and the advertisers like Microsoft know it.


      Just because Slashdot makes a good place to advertise technology doesn't mean there's a lack of seperation between marketing and editorial departments.


      After hitting our heads against the wall all day, it's fun to come here and bitch about "The Man" or argue with some C/UNIX luddite caveman type about something. In fact, that's the MOST POPULAR feature of the slashdot.org site -- not the Linux stuff.


      To each their own. I come here for the Linux stuff.


      In short Slashdot is one of the most appropriate places for Microsoft advertisements, precisely due to their MS-bashing editorial stance.


      Sure. It makes sense to advertise here - even if you're Microsoft. Heck... MS is "advertising" at Linux conventions. Their booth at a local technology fair this year was pushing their Unix services kit. In short, they're not uncomfortable dealing with potentially hostile markets. They are, after all, masters of marketing.

      Still. This all has nothing to do with whether Slashdot editors have any say towards what shows up in the banner space.
    52. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Keith+Russell · · Score: 1

      When your (hypothetical) older brother started teasing you during the family road trip, did sticking your fingers in your ears and shouting "LA-LA-LA! I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU! LA-LA-LA!" stop him? No. Of course not. What stopped him was Dad getting fed up with all the noise coming from the back seat and threatening to turn this car around and go back home.

      So what makes you think that checking "Ignore Stories From: [x]Michael" will stop him from continually besmirching Slashdot's credibility with childish, vendetta motivated flamebait editorials disguised as "news"?

      Ignoring this problem won't make it go away.

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    53. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      You aren't locked in to Slashdot.

      Obiviously he IS locked into Slashdot! probalbly because he is not using DRM. If he were then he could escape the horrible prison site known as Slashdot and choose another site to complain about the MS bashing. Until he starts using DRM, he is just out of luck because the site's editors are just going to keep him from going anyplace else on the internet.

      What A horrible fate, I certainly would not to be in his shoes...

    54. Re:Childish... just pathetic by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Seth Finkelstein. Michael was completely in the wrong for pulling that site down, I won't argue with that. The rest was between them.

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      The key to the enjoyment of pop music is to replace any instance of "love" with "C.H.U.D."
    55. Re:Childish... just pathetic by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I also have to agree. What kind of discussion does Michael hope to promote when he speaks of "Borgs" and assimilation, not to speak of the childish style he adopts?

      It might interest you to know that Microsoft employees routinely refer to themselves as borg, new employees joining as "assimilation" etc, go read some blogs of employees if you don't believe me. It's a running joke, I doubt anybody takes it seriously.

    56. Re:Childish... just pathetic by rifter · · Score: 0

      What makes people constantly think that this is a war between Linux and Microsoft? I read it all day long from the posters on here (most of which do not contribute to open source) and in the media.

      Because Linux is our only hope. If Microsoft continues to rule the desktop, control of the personal computer will pass utterly from the hands of users, and ultimately even the option of running Linux will go away. In the face of Microsoft's stated policies on DRM, regular audits, harrassing end-users, endless activation, etc, the Windows world is becoming an unconscionable nightmare even for normal users whereas before it was just very annoying.

      I think it's clear you can't currently get away from broken computers, but Microsoft's tactics add insult to injury. As a result it is clear to me alternatives to microsoft need to become true alternatives. I and a lot of other people have switched completely to Linux, and to users like us it makes perfect sense that Linux should be better.

      I understand no one should be forced to work on it, but I don't understand why more developers don't see it as a labour of love. When I work on something, I feel a vested interest in having it succeed and be better than anything else, because it is my personal creation. There are plenty of people who also feel this way about any number of things including software they write.

      Yet more and more irate developers in the Open Source world respond to this challenge with a cry to leave their hobby alone, that this is something they do for fun and it is too much to expect that it gets better. It is entirely within their right to feel that way, and I understand them feeling that way, but understand there are people who feel differently, and as Microsoft puts the squeeze on tighter become more desperate to make things work.

      The upside for you would be some of these people might crack open a C book and try to learn to help out more. I personally have heretofore felt somewhat embarrassed about my previous lack of direct involvement in the community, but I am intent on reforming myself because my itch is to make Linux a better environment in which to work. But I would hope those developers who share your sentiments would not stand in the way of thsoe hwo do not.

    57. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If you think that market share has anything at all to do with quality, you haven't been looking for the past 15 years. Microsoft has consistently had the worst applications, Operating systems, and platforms in the market, and have consistently dominated the markets they enter nonetheless thanks to a variety of factors. It's only extremely recently that Microsoft products have begun to catch up with the various now-dead OSes and applications they have displaced.

      For the moment I'll ignore tha fact that I believe the existance of Linux as the only threat to Windows on the x86 desktop represents a worst-case scenario come to life and an example of a broken market (Linux exists because no other commercial OS has been able to survive. When programmers all around the world get together and build a platform from scratch for free, it's NOT an example of good health in the market -- especially when there's only one other major platform!), gaining any headway in such a market is a major victory. Naturally the OS isn't going to start off with a 51% "winning" marketshare, but every year that Linux gains more users on the Desktop, it is a victory, and if you don't look too hard at the lopsided market share, it could be said that Linux could be winning the tug of war on the market in a sense(a very limited sense, mind you, but it's there).

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    58. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      The question becomes, why is it a problem?

      I hate to break this to you, but Slashdot has no credibility. zip. zilch. nada. hasn't in all the years I've been reading it. the forums are basically one giant flamewar, which the articles seem specifically designed to fuel. No executive has ever gone "wait, this AC post off of slashdot is absolutely right! M1cro$0ft i5 teh 5uxxorz!". Between Soviet russia, Goatse.cx, Natalie Portman, hot grits, and all the other silliness on this site, anyone who thinks there's any iota of credibility is deluding themselves.

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    59. Re:Childish... just pathetic by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      200 dollars!? Well, for that they can ask him to retire! :P

      (You're really making a mountain out of an anthill here. Just because you didn't like his vaguely entertaining segues, he should step down? Isn't that just the tinyist bit silly?)

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      It's been a long time.
    60. Re:Childish... just pathetic by ces · · Score: 1

      Fortunately for Michael, Seth comes across as completely insane.

      While I think sometimes Michael needs to grow up, Seth needs to seek professional help.

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      Happy Fun Ball is for external use only.
  12. MCSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, my MCSE is now valuable! Switch everything to MS now! I can't wait for Windows 2003 XBox edition!

  13. Complete the Microsoft Slam by Davak · · Score: 1
    Wanna see how badly microsoft's stocks are doing over the last 5 years?

    It ain't what it used to be...

    1. Re:Complete the Microsoft Slam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing is. Market burst, remember?

    2. Re:Complete the Microsoft Slam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, 2000 was the turning point of the dot com bust, and even the major corporations got hit. Try checking out the stocks of a few more technology companies and you will see the same downturn at about the same time.

    3. Re:Complete the Microsoft Slam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're making tons of money. Stock prices don't mean shit.

    4. Re:Complete the Microsoft Slam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and would you care to compare MS with another company?

      What's that about "ain't what it used to be?"

    5. Re:Complete the Microsoft Slam by realdpk · · Score: 4, Informative

      So their stock price is up ~20% over the last five years? Is that supposed to be bad?

    6. Re:Complete the Microsoft Slam by Iamthefallen · · Score: 3, Informative

      VA Software, Red Hat

      You were saying?

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    7. Re:Complete the Microsoft Slam by mslinux · · Score: 1

      [MS stock] ain't what it used to be...

      No technology stock is "what is used to be" And if you find this unusually, my question to you is: What planet have you been on for the last 3 years?

      IBM's stock "ain't what it used to be" neither is Dell's or HP's. The whole IT industry sucks right now. Pay scales are 1/3 what they were in 1999. MS is as much as a victim of this as anyone else. At least they're still in business.

    8. Re:Complete the Microsoft Slam by The+Bungi · · Score: 0, Troll

      280 billion market cap and 40 billion cash in hand. Should I go on? No? I thought so.

  14. Both Sides of the Fence by limekiller4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From another CNN article released yesterday, Gates says this of DRM:
    "Consumers shouldn't be worried that Microsoft Corp.'s new security technology will wrest control of their PCs and give it to media companies, Bill Gates said this week. They can always choose not to use it, he said."

    Holy poopy-poop, that's misleading. People are going to read this and think "they" means "them." As in "the consumer can always choose not to use it." It, of course, doesn't. It means the creators of the content. And there goes fair use. And while I'm on it, can someone who is a lawyer tell me if we have a right to fair use or is it merely a thing that we've enjoyed because copyright holders couldn't ever get such a firm grip on it enough to effectively control it?

    But anyway, back to the issue. In the same article further down, we see:

    "Gates said the format of digital content is up to their creators, and Microsoft is only providing a platform on which record labels and movie studios -- as well as others -- can build."

    This is a fairly reasonable argument, not so different from the people who run Kazaa saying "hey, we're just an indexer, blame the end-user." Perhaps Microsoft isn't culpable here, either. What they're creating here is a valid tool, one that can allow people a strong form of encryption. The blame for the abuse of that tool, I think, does not rightfull belong in Microsoft's lap.

    You might correctly argue that MS is doing this knowing full well that abuse is going to occur and stands to profit from it. Again, Napster et al. We cannot play both sides of the fence here.

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    Limekiller
    1. Re:Both Sides of the Fence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but were the creators of Napster the ones abusing it? Did they create it with the full intention of later abusing it?

    2. Re:Both Sides of the Fence by mericet · · Score: 1
      can someone who is a lawyer tell me if we have a right to fair use or is it merely a thing that we've enjoyed because copyright holders couldn't ever get such a firm grip on it enough to effectively control it
      IANAL, but that's not hard one - it is not a right, but an exception to laws defining the crime. This means that they can't sue you, but you can't force them to allow it either.
      At least that used to be the situation. Note that efforts were made to alter this state in both directions (outlaw fair use/enforce fair use on the companies), and might have been successful in some jurisdictions.

      We cannot play both sides of the fence here.
      Until microsoft owns the content creator you mean.

    3. Re:Both Sides of the Fence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while I'm on it, can someone who is a lawyer tell me if we have a right to fair use or is it merely a thing that we've enjoyed because copyright holders couldn't ever get such a firm grip on it enough to effectively control it?

      That depends where you are. For example in australia the 'fair use' applies to students who are studying the topic of the music in question. For that, you may use PART of a copyrighted work.

      You must receive permission from the copyright holders to do any more. to copy music, to make a recompilation of the music, even to rip it from cd to computer

      However that's going to the letter of the law. As things stand I haven't seen an Australian RIAA-alike decide to make an issue of this.

    4. Re:Both Sides of the Fence by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for posting this - I saw the CNN story and howled, especially at the oh-so-clever line "they can always choose not to use it". "They" means them (ms developers) and them (3rd parties) and them (corporate and retail customers) on several levels.

      They can play both sides of the fence - their house has an open area and a locked area too.

      I can only hope for the persistence of a completely open house, and contribute to tools that keep the open area open for everthing important.

      I'm not sure if a legal opinion on our right to fair use means anything anymore these days. Rights are being bought and sold around us.

  15. sheepdot by pohl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So now it's "news for herds"?

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    1. Re:sheepdot by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      It's been news for herds for as long as I've known it. That's just the nature of the beast.

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    2. Re:sheepdot by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2, Funny
      So now it's "news for herds"?

      I thought it was "GNUs for HURDs."

  16. Windows is better than RedHat by SpikyTux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmm... let me see if I can make this argument valid...

    Cost:
    Windows: Expensive (especially if you count licenses)
    RedHat: You either pay or don't (download). It's Linux.

    Support:
    Windows: Support costs you hell a lot of money
    RedHat: If you can't afford to pay RedHat, it's Linux for God's sake. There're thousands of people on the net willing to help you.

    Documentation:
    Windows: None
    RedHat: It's Linux, damn it. RTFM :P

    Source code:
    Windows: None
    RedHat: It's Linux. You get the source code.

    Patches:
    Windows: Waiting for patches if Microsoft has the time and mood to fix it. Service packs come out once in a blue moon.
    RedHat: It's Linux. Thousands of people have access to the source code. Bug fixes come out rapidly.

    Hmm.... Windows is better than RedHat?

    1. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by clarkc3 · · Score: 1
      Documentation:
      Windows: None
      RedHat: It's Linux, damn it. RTFM :P

      Thats cause just about everyone has a pirated copy of windows

    2. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      If I had ANY mod points left I'd give 'em to you. Definitely funny :-)

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      The move will create more bad feeling among users, according to David Rippon, chairman of the BCS IT directors group Elite.

      "This is a fairly typical situation in that most users will not have budgeted for the price increase and will be unable to do anything about it," he said.

      ----------------

      After reading that part in the article I'm shocked that people STILL haven't figured this out. Just how mad to users have to get before they say to Microsoft "ENOUGH ALREADY!". Heck, I moved on years ago. Glad I didn't wait :-)

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    3. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by BFKrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Before I get ripped into for this, I will point out I use Windows 2K at work, write programs for .Net framework but use Red Hat at home for my deskto and server.

      The 'cost' of Windows is not as straight forward as 'buying' a Windows 2K server license or downloading Red Hat. I know in my area that someone who is a real expert in W2K will cost around £30k/year and I'd have a choice of them, yet the cost for a Red Hat specialist is -far- more expensive. It's more in the £40k region at least, and I'd not have many to choose from. Therefore, the cost of the software is beset by the personnel costs.

      Support wise: I agree that there's enough information on the web for RH but also Windows. However, unless your a large organisation you shouldn't rely on a support contract. I'd not hire a £45k Red Hat expert to run the servers and expect him to rely on a support contract.

      Documentation? You don't need it really do you? Do I need a manual for C#? SQL Server? Notepad? IE?

      Source code: Ok, you get the source code. For me, that's not a selling point. For some it is though, I conceed.

      Patches: 2K server is very stable. If you secure a 2K machine and make sure that it's properly patched you're not likely to get into trouble. Sorry, you might not like to hear it but it's true. Badly patched machines - whether Linux, Mac or Windows boxes are badly patched machines.

      I don't think that the RH vs Windows is as simple as you make it. I am not a great fan of MS but some of the stuff they are doing is damned impressive - and I use RH.

    4. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Source code: Ok, you get the source code. For me, that's not a selling point. For some it is though, I conceed.

      Ask anyone running NT 4, and not wanting to upgrade, if having the sourcecode in these days of no official support would be a good thing.

    5. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by MS_is_the_best · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps there is some truth in the report, I am not a samba expert, but the timeline of this is interesting.

      Testing Samba against Windows IS important, quotes about NFS for Windows are bit stupid here. Linux is used as a Windows file server a lot. And Linux was much better in this!
      This report showed that NT4 was faster than Samba. However (read the comments) it was a very bad test and the results tuned to lie. Actually (follow links in the comments) it was proven that Samba was much faster then NT4 in file serving under load (which happens most of the time).

      Samba remained the fastest SMB implementation when windows 2000 came out. Finally when building Windows Server 2003, they were annoyed with that and did everything to fix this. Read for example the interview in this post, where a microsoft developer admits that Windows was slower in file serving then samba.

      Now they tested the new Windows Server 2003 against an old (2.4.x) kerneled Red Hat system. It would not be too strange if Microsoft is faster now, but when linux has a new kernel and the Samba developers perhaps also tune some more, perhaps Samba is faster again.

      So what I wanted to point out with this comment: This shows competition is a good thing!

    6. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am a windows dev for past 4 years.


      Documentation:
      Windows: None


      There is more documentation for windows than i can shake a stick at. To this day, i haven't met one issue that i didn't resolve via MSDN, KB or Google/Newsgroups.


      Support:
      Windows: Support costs you hell a lot of money
      RedHat: If you can't afford to pay RedHat, it's Linux for God's sake. There're thousands of people on the net willing to help you.


      Considering you rarely need any support with Windows, and setting up the simplest things on Linux is a torture. Do we also want to spend the time figuing out something that the program creator should have?


      Patches:
      Windows: Waiting for patches if Microsoft has the time and mood to fix it. Service packs come out once in a blue moon.
      RedHat: It's Linux. Thousands of people have access to the source code. Bug fixes come out rapidly.


      This is just pure FUD bullshit. MS is very responsive to bugs, especially nowadays. Fixes are released sometimes hours after bugs are found. Subscribe to the security newsletter and find out for yourself.

      Windows also reports less annual bugs than Linux, this is an old article, but the pattern continues to this day. A little search on SecurityFocus will show you.

      Hmm.... Windows is better than RedHat?

      Depends on your background. Don't be a stupid troll.

    7. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by saintjab · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's nice to hear some reason within the millions of MS bashing posts. The security and reliability of any server lies squarely on the administrator. There are millions of Windows machines in the wild that can be exploited at the drop of a hat; same true for *NIX. Not because the OS sux, but because they have not be properly configured and secured. Win2000 and WinXP are very reliable products. Almost to the point that I will agree that MS might have shot themselves in the foot to some degree; but me being the consumer, I only see a benefit to that argument.

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    8. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by lspd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Support:
      Windows: Support costs you hell a lot of moneybr> RedHat: If you can't afford to pay RedHat, it's Linux for God's sake. There're thousands of people on the net willing to help you.


      I think you meant...
      RedHat: If you can't afford to pay RedHat, it's Linux for God's sake. There're thousands of people on the net willing to help you install Debian, BSD, Gentoo, Mandrake or some other distro that won't charge you out the ass for Eratta support.

    9. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      Support:
      Windows: Support costs you hell a lot of money
      RedHat: If you can't afford to pay RedHat, it's Linux for God's sake. There're thousands of people on the net willing to help you.

      And there is absolutely no one on the Net who can help with Windows.

      Documentation: Windows: None

      RedHat: It's Linux, damn it. RTFM :P

      And there are no O'reilly or Que, etc. books out there for Windows.

    10. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by TGK · · Score: 1

      Another side of it is that most of the computer work done in the buisness world isn't high level programing. It's Word Processing, Spreadsheets, etc.

      That work isn't done by /. readers, its generaly done by people who are still a little wary of computers, people who will -=never=- open their case up out of deep seated fear.

      Recent generations of Linux (Mandrake in particular in my experiance) have worked hard to overcome the "hard to install" problem Linux has faced. There is still a long way to go.

      A pigeon of less than average intelegence can install the overwhelming majority of software produced for windows if you glue a sunflower seed to the "n" key. Software instalation on *nix can be a serious headache. Sure, it's free... but if you have to get the $45,000 a year linux tech in to install every peice of software it's not gonna fly.

      Linux still FEELS like a Geek's OS. And well, that's because it is. Personaly, I love it. My Mother (who is the yardstick by which I measure all user interfaces) is TERRIFIED simply by watching Linux boot. Linux needs to take a tip from the WinZip people. When you install it it needs to BE in idiot mode automaticly. Hide all the stuff that you wouldn't want your Mom to have to deal with. We geeks can turn it on if we want to.

      These principals trickle all the way through the OS. I love the control Linux gives me. I love being able to tweek and adjust things to suit my fancy. At the same time I realize that 9/10s of the market just wants "the damn thing to work."

      If Linux is ever going to be SERIOUS competition for Microsoft, both on the home desktop and on the buisness desktop it needs to start by accepting the dumbing down of the user interface. As a professer of mine once said the interface should be "intuitively obvious to even the most casual observer."

      Oh... final point. As long as the command line is a necessary portion of the Linux OS it can not succeed. I hate the fact that this is true, but your average secritary hasn't used the command line in 8 years (since Win95 came out). It frightens them now. Take a cue from MS and relegate it to a tiny little box that most people just overlook. Sucks to do it that way, but the market demands it.

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    11. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by bugsmalli · · Score: 1

      Documentation: Windows: None RedHat: It's Linux, damn it. RTFM :P

      Don't be such a dope.If in your online life you have never encountered MSDN, your days as an IT professional are numbered....

    12. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by belarm314 · · Score: 1

      There is more documentation for windows than i can shake a stick at. To this day, i haven't met one issue that i didn't resolve via MSDN, KB or Google/Newsgroups. MSDN costs extra money, and as a fellow developer, I have to say it's complete crap. As in I get it for free, and can't bring myself to use it. Considering you rarely need any support with Windows, and setting up the simplest things on Linux is a torture. Do we also want to spend the time figuing out something that the program creator should have? Granted, double-clicking "Setup.exe" is a little easier than "rpm -ivh " or (gasp) "config;make;make install", but uninstalls are consitent and actually work in linux. Not to mention, you have a fall-back way to determine where software actually puts all the files it installs. In windows, there is no way (that I know of) to do this without buying additional software. Windows also reports less annual bugs than Linux... This has been brought up on slashdot before, but it remains an important question: how many of the listed security issues for linux are actually for third-party software which happens to be included on the distro cd? Just some food for thought.

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    13. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by BFKrew · · Score: 1

      That's a very valid point, but I would say that if MS gave away the source code for NT4 tomorrow then it would take months before even the real coders would understand it fully, months before they could patch the problems and then test them.

      NT4 is about 7(?) years old now and I'd be surprised if many people would be running on RH 5 and expecting support for it, and of those who would be able to code a patch for their own machine? Not many.

    14. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youre not the smartest whore in the crackhouse are you?

    15. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      The answer: it depends.

      My mother can handle user accounts on her machine by clicking the big buttons in XP. She's been able to install applications on her own.

      I can't imagine her being able figure out (on her own) that she must unmount a CD-ROM in order to eject it. Nor would she get along well with a command prompt. She understands double-clicking quite well.

      For myself, well, I run Red Hat 7.3 with custom built kernel (RAID 0 tweaks). I use Linux for web and e-mail, for software development (mostly J2EE stuff). I use WindowsXP for commercial games. At work I use Windows 2000 because its a corporate standard and I'm stuck with it.

      I'm comfortable with finding and using RPMs or building apps from source. I'm comfortable diving through documentation and understanding the Unix tools at my disposal, and I love the flexiblity and freedom that gives me. Were I into cars I'd be tinkering with carburetors and custom paint jobs.

      Linux is still for developer-types, in my opinion, and I prefer it that way. Having an OS/OE oriented toward software development is important, and satisfies a different need than the one Windows satisfies for my mother. She wants an appliance for e-mail, web browsing, games, and word processing.

      The point I'm making in such a long-winded way, is that if you judge the quality of the OS by what it allows you to accomplish, the "winner" in any contest depends on what the user wants to do.

    16. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The test is a sham, they crippled the RedHat system by using the ext3 journaled filesystem and RAID together. Every sysadmin worth his salt knows you use ext2 with RAID.

    17. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm...
      Veritest-Novell
      Maybe RedHat should pay for some test results too.

    18. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... let me see if I can make this argument valid...

      Not likely.....bring it.

      Cost:
      Windows: Expensive (especially if you count licenses)
      RedHat: You either pay or don't (download). It's Linux.


      Not exactly, volume discounts are available the larger your purchases are for Windows. For large companies this is not a big deal. Most individual folx I know either pirate windows (so its not expensive) or are reusing a copy they had already owned on a new system. So for individuals, it (windows) is really not that expensive either. Also when you buy a new system from one of the big retailers windows comes bundled, and typically the cost factored into the price is not the retail value of windows.

      Support:
      Windows: Support costs you hell a lot of money
      RedHat: If you can't afford to pay RedHat, it's Linux for God's sake. There're thousands of people on the net willing to help you.


      Support costs for windows do not cost you sh*t. Compare apples to apples. You can call tech support for free after you have purchased a copy! If your talking about commercial support, typically a linux guru will cost more to hire than a windows certified professional (some are monkeys I know) but really that is because windows is realtively easier to maintain. And these people on the net who are willing to help you that you speak of (like the people who right tons of documents on how to ask questions, and RTFM and STFU etc etc...) are usually childish arrogant and not much help to beginners who need it most.

      Documentation:
      Windows: None
      RedHat: It's Linux, damn it. RTFM :P


      If you are referring to man pages, then windows has an equally useless help file system too! btw, sometimes the answer isn't clear ITFM!

      Source code:
      Windows: None
      RedHat: It's Linux. You get the source code.


      So what- it just going to sit there in the /src directory.

      Patches:
      Windows: Waiting for patches if Microsoft has the time and mood to fix it. Service packs come out once in a blue moon.
      RedHat: It's Linux. Thousands of people have access to the source code. Bug fixes come out rapidly.


      There are hotfixes and patches released all of the time for Windows. Thousands of people WORK for microsoft and get PAID to find bugs.

      Hmm.... Windows is better than RedHat?
      Comparable.....I won't stoop to a pissing match. I use both at home. I think Windows in general is overly criticized and under appreciated by the slashdot community. I like both, and I think TCO is really about the same overall (yes I know that is a bold statement). Generally You pay more in skilled labor for linux, but you pay more in licenses for windows. So really it boils down to how elaborate / complex an IT infrastructure you need.

    19. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there are those of us in IT who never have to touch MS products... I'm one of them, and proud of it. I get to sleep like a baby while 8 times my number of Windows support staff take multiple calls every night.

      So, I've never seen MSDN, and I never will.

    20. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'cost' of Windows is not as straight forward as 'buying' a Windows 2K server license or downloading Red Hat. I know in my area that someone who is a real expert in W2K will cost around £30k/year and I'd have a choice of them, yet the cost for a Red Hat specialist is -far- more expensive. It's more in the £40k region at least, and I'd not have many to choose from. Therefore, the cost of the software is beset by the personnel costs.

      That point was in the Gartner study; however, what is not illuminated is that a Linux admin can manage more boxes than a Windows admin. I can't remember the exact figure, but it was right around twice as many boxes. So in the end it may be a wash depending on the size of your organization. Your point is a good one: Linux is ideal for large organizations that have adequate personnel and resources.

      While the study might be vaild, it doesn't quite sell me on Windows 2003 simply yet. It's two new ,and file transfer speed is not a critical network bottleneck in our organization.

    21. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Debian has reported 76 security impacting vulnerabilities to date for the year of 2003.

      Microsoft has reported 17.

    22. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1
      Documentation? You don't need it really do you? Do I need a manual for C#? SQL Server? Notepad? IE?
      Call it nitpicking, but, yes! I need the ****ing manual! Maybe not for C#, SQL Server, and Notepad, but definately for IE. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be truly w3c compliant and not have a website look like crap? I mean sure, it's simple when you're doing simple things. But if I want my website to compete with some of the media-enriched sites, while still being accessible to everyone, I'm between a rock and a hard place.

      Take the instance of CSS support. Mozilla provides this! It's the exact same document as W3C's document, but annotated to show me what doesn't work as the standard calls for, and what doesn't work at all.

      Collecting bugs and documenting them is difficult, I'll give you that. But this is something Microsoft is supposed to be doing anyways, and once you have the bugs, it's not difficult to make a little annotation on an existing document.

      A mere manual would help out some of us immensely.

      To summarize, a ****ing manual would really help me, and other webdesigners that wish to build the web the way it was meant to be built, accessible to everyone.
    23. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      config;make;make install works great, except when there's a compiler error or something, at which point if you're not a veteran coder and linux user you're fucked. This seems to happen at least 1/3 of the time for me when I'm using linux (I mostly use Win2k though). The worst install error I've gotten in Windows is a corrupted installer (solution: redownload it), and it stated very plainly what was wrong.

      And I'm not even going to go into the problems of when a certain program requires a two year old version of a library that isn't even available anymore. Linux could really use a decent InstallShield/setup.exe clone.

    24. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows also reports less annual bugs than Linux...

      1. If I were a monopoly and had complete control over bug reporting and I wanted my OS to seem less buggy, I could report any number of bugs I wanted. I could combine several generally similar bugs and report them as just one. I could choose to ignore bugs that maybe could be fixed by a vendor. I could do anything.

      2. It is much, MUCH easier for independent researchers to find bugs in source they can look at and play with than it is to find bugs in a closed-source binary.

      3. QED, your statement has no value.

    25. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      MSDN costs extra money, and as a fellow developer, I have to say it's complete crap.


      Its available free via web. And as a fellow developer i find it very complete and useful.


      Granted, double-clicking "Setup.exe" is a little easier than "rpm -ivh " or (gasp) "config;make;make install", but uninstalls are consitent and actually work in linux.


      I am not talking about setup.exe. I am talking about all the crap one has to go through to get something equivalent to MSSQL server set up - with all its intricate options. When setup doesn't work there is usually a log file you can read - location of which is reveled via a message box. But go ahead and tell me how spending weeks trying to figure out why i need Bob's, Jim's and Jane's patches to get software X to work is better.


      Not to mention, you have a fall-back way to determine where software actually puts all the files it installs.


      True, but most of new software keeps detailed logs of its locations.


      This has been brought up on slashdot before, but it remains an important question: how many of the listed security issues for linux are actually for third-party software which happens to be included on the distro cd? Just some food for thought.

      Isn't nearly everything on linux besides the kernel a third party software? Point is moot.

    26. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up, because it's important to know --

      RedHat "Advanced Server's" default configuration is apparently "crippled" on standard fileserver hardware. (Personally, I haven't seen a non-RAIDed fileserver since about 1994.) Not to mention that's large disk arrays are the place you need journaling the most.

    27. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by kesuki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am A multi-platform user And I'd loke to go across the points...
      Docs & support:
      Linux comes with oodles of documentation that is relevant - windows comes with relatively dumbed down help files and troubleshooting wizards that despite being dumbed down no-one uses. Windows breaks and you're joe average, you call the guy who knows computers about it. You've got a little experience and windows breaks and you do a reinstall, possiblly reformatting. Linux breaks well-- you still have about the same options available, except the reinstall isn't nearly as streamined or easy.

      Considering you rarely need any support with Windows
      That's not true. Someone who is 'new' to windows needs as much or more babysitting to keep them from screwing up the computer every 5 minutes.
      I also have seen windows machines that are horribly unstable due to all the spyware the person has installed on thier machine and they're unwilling to live without the spyware so when anyone tries to 'right click' the whole system frezes up. not a good thing IMO.
      Having been multi-platform for many years there really is no 'better' OS. They have strengths and weaknesses. using a tape or other full backup restore method you can image linux onto as many different machines as you want -- and other than needing to tweak the x config files for different graphic cards everything should work, Out the same graphic card in all the machines and you'll know it'll work, no matter if they've got different processors different HDs etc etc.. Windows you couldn't even hope to do that -- for one you need a diferent license for every PC. you have to perform the install and imaging for each and every machine seperately -- and failing to do so may make you ripe for a BSA audit.
      Lets say you want to build 12 kiosk machines for a public library -- you're going to prevent users from having any ability to install software anyways, and limit scripting ability, and block porn sites anyways.
      Which makes more sense? using linux or windows?
      if you use linux you can use identical hardware, all researched to minimize compatability problems.
      Maybe even get those wal-mart lindows PCs.
      now you pick up a retail box of redhat -- have access to the support you might want and once you have a working system you just backup and restore to all the machines. All the controls you could ant like forcing users to log off the machines, or setting time limits is easily configured. no third party software required. no need to pay $5,000 to microsoft for 'legitimate' licenses to windows XP instead you paid $50 for a legitimate support for redhat, and the OS was free.
      you paid $200 per PC and were able to configure them as webkiosks with no more difficulty than looking up the information you needed.
      library members can just login with thier Id number and the system will warn them when they've run out of time for today. Guest users still need to talk to the person at the front desk, but everything else is maintenece free.
      since you're not running services you don't need (they're just kiosks) you don't need to worry about patches, especially if you're behind a firewall. Or you could buy windows boxes, and all the associated software needed to boot users off, and to protect the systems from would be skript kiddies. and spend in this particular case less time (maybe) but vastly more money. Afterall you can get the windows boxes preloaded and load the software as needed in under 2 hours per PC.
      with linux you might need to spend a full day configuring the initial box, and then however long it takes to copy the image over to all the other machines. Although tecnically that could all be done unatended with a couple line shell script...
      put 4 drives per machine and first copy drive one to drive 2 then copy drives 1 to drive 3 and drive 2 to drive 4. after the script finishes you take out the copied drives and put blanks in the set up machines and then 4 boxes can finish up to the 16 machine setups. set up an authentication machine and you on

    28. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by mslinux · · Score: 1

      There are millions of Windows machines in the wild that can be exploited at the drop of a hat; same true for *NIX.

      Truer words have never been spoken. I know a 'webmaster' who has been placed in charge of a RH Linux web server. He loaded RH 7.3 on it when it first came out and has yet to patch it. Sendmail has had several major exploits since that time. Before this box, he had a RH 6.2 box that was hacked so badly that the FBI showed up to do some forensics on the box as it took part in an attack against some high-profile government web sites. He thought the FBI visit was fun... so did his boss. The company's network technicians even shut down his server's ethernet portal once when the machine was involved in a massive DDoS attack. He simply unplugged the ethernet cable and pluuged it into another portal because he didn't want to miss any hits. After that, the network guys shut the router down entirely and threatened to keep it down forever until this guy patched his server. But, this artsy web master is too busy playing with pictures to post on the website and the server remains unpatched.

      So, before slamming Window, or any OS for that matter, blame these *stupid* admins.

    29. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by pmz · · Score: 1

      ...setting up the simplest things on Linux is a torture.

      It is? The important programs available for Linux are well documented and not difficult to install...at least no more difficult than Windows. Oracle, SunONE, etc., are available for Linux, too, and how can Linux make them more difficult? If anything, Windows brings the appearance of being easy, when it fundamentally is not. The other aspects of Linux, such as basic networking, package management, etc. are also not difficult. If you think they are, you need an education in computing fundamentals (which applies equally well to Windows!).

      Windows also reports less annual bugs than Linux...

      This is incorrect. The correct statement is "Microsoft reports less annual bugs than Linux...." Microsoft does this by choice, and it is to their advantage to do so. You, their customer, will never know how much dirt is under that rug, and you will be only be more blissful for it.

      Don't be a stupid troll.

      This thread is getting childish.

    30. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by siphoncolder · · Score: 1
      I take issue with one comment: Documentation:
      Windows: None
      RedHat: It's Linux, damn it. RTFM :P

      You've obviously never heard of the MSDN or the TechNet (both available for free on the web at http://mdsn.microsoft.com and http://www.microsoft.com/technet ).

      But what can I expect... you're as clueless about Windows and Windows software as I am about Linux and Linux software.

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    31. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that is because Debian calls a buffer overflow in ghostview a security bug, while Microsoft doesn't. And even if they did, they wouldn't publish it an no hacker would even think about trying to find it, because it's totally useless for an exploit.

      Furthermore, Debian is a GNU/Linux system, that's a full system with loads of applications on it. The kernel, X and the most important GNU tools are together at most 30% of it. Then you have a system that is comparable to the Windows part that Microsoft reports bugs for.

    32. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 1

      If Linux ever wants to be a serious competitor to Windows, it needs to be Mac OS X.

    33. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not really a fair comparison. The Debian count is for _ALL_ the packages available for a Debian system (many thousands of packages). While the MS count is for the products that only come from MS.

      Remember that an out of the box linux system has many more programs from many more parties than an out of the box MS system. Not only are you comparing apples to oranges, you are comparing a basket of apples to a truck-load of oranges.

      A more interresting and valid comparision would be of the number of vulnerabilities on two systems with similar programs installed providing similar functionality. Such as, Debian vs MS plus all the other software you need to make it similar.

    34. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by White+Roses · · Score: 1
      I really don't think that $60/year/server is "out the ass." I can cover that out of my own pocket simply by cutting down on my intake of caffinated beverages.

      Of course, if I did that, what kind of Geek would I be?

      Could someone who knows tell me what support costs /year/server for Microsoft?

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    35. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      I know in my area that someone who is a real expert in W2K will cost around £30k/year and I'd have a choice of them, yet the cost for a Red Hat specialist is -far- more expensive. It's more in the £40k region at least, and I'd not have many to choose from.

      Remember that story on slashdot somewhere last year (I'm too lazy to look it up) where someone did some research and found that while GNU/Linux admins were more expensive per person, they were cheaper per computer because they could manage way more computers than the windows admins? Perhaps you should read it. The cost of support isn't $/admin/hour, it's $/computer/hour.

    36. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by lspd · · Score: 1

      I really don't think that $60/year/server is "out the ass."

      Yes, I worded it strongly...but then again 25 servers * $60 = $1500/year. I'd still call that "out the ass" for using what amounts to a dollar or so in bandwidth and getting the same services that cost nothing with the "Free" distros.

      My point isn't that RedHat is gouging its customers though... That's a decision you have to come to based on what you expect for the money you're paying. My point was that if you're not going to pay the money there are plenty of folks willing to help you move to a distro that isn't expecting you to pay anything at all.

    37. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by charlesTheLurker · · Score: 1

      I actually skimmed the report. The RedHat kernel they're using for the tests is V2.4.9. We have found that kernels in the 2.4 series before about 2.4.18 are unstable. The current version of the 2.4 series kernel is 2.4.20. Red Hat is shipping 2.4.18 on their latest release. Changing to a newer version of the kernel on RH 7.1 does not hinder any functionality.

      The latest version of samba is V2.2.8, but its changes over
      2.2.7 are purely security fixes.

    38. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by moojin · · Score: 1

      On page 7 of the report, it says that they downloaded the RPM for SAMBA from http://speakeasy.rpmfind.net , which is fine, but they happen to give the RPM version and type:

      Samba-2.2.7-1.7.3.i386.rpm .

      I'm not a linux expert, but wouldn't it have been better to get the source and compile it for use with the pentinum 3 test server?

      perhaps windows 2003 is better than linux / samba at file sharing to windows clients. why shouldn't it be? linux/unix should be better than windows 2000 at file sharing with linux / unix clients. if not, then we have problems.

      here is an old article from last year comparing linux / samba vs. win2000.

      http://www.itweek.co.uk/News/1131114

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    39. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      That's a very valid point, but I would say that if MS gave away the source code for NT4 tomorrow then it would take months before even the real coders would understand it fully, months before they could patch the problems and then test them.


      Of course, with environments like *BSD and Linux, the source code has always been there since day-one of many people adopting it as their platform of choice. Its been available for years as developers drop in and out of the various projects that run in these collective environments. There is no lag as you suggested there would be with WinNT4.


      NT4 is about 7(?) years old now and I'd be surprised if many people would be running on RH 5 and expecting support for it, and of those who would be able to code a patch for their own machine? Not many.


      It depends. If you're going it alone... you vs. the rest of the *nix world... then you're going to have to code on your own. But I'm occasionally suprised when I find old forks still being developed by an, albeit smaller, community. Two examples that come to mind is the older Apache tree and the Linux 2.0.x kernel tree - both still have an apparently healthy install base and still undergo bugfixes.

      Where the numbers may be considered a failure in the commerical environment, these same numbers may represent a fairly healthy and active community for an Open Source project. That may not appear to be important to a userbase who are constantly shifting and updating. But its damn important to those who have to maintain legacy systems - and I've seen enough legacy systems to suspect that number isn't trivial.
    40. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It is? The important programs available for Linux are well documented and not difficult to install...at least no more difficult than Windows.


      Maybe, to me everything i ever attempted doing on Linux was countless run arounds with faq's, disorginized documentations and endless man(uals), patches, config edits etc. I can generally find the necessary help for windows in under a minute, then install a patch if the problem is severe, or do additional configurations...

      Windows brings the appearance of being easy, when it fundamentally is not.

      Yes it is. Lets have some more of these baseless comments.

      The other aspects of Linux, such as basic networking, package management, etc. are also not difficult. If you think they are, you need an education in computing fundamentals (which applies equally well to Windows!).

      Oh are we insulting to bring some weight to our orgument? If anything network configs on widows blow Linux out of the water. I don't ever remember booting a fresh install of linux and having the network work.

      Domain controllers, dns and other things might be a bit more work but nowhere near the pile of random config files linux throws at you. Or is knowing where every single configuration on Linux is - part of 'computing fundamentals'? Please.

      This is incorrect. The correct statement is "Microsoft reports less annual bugs than Linux...."

      Nice one. Too bad you got nothing to prove this.

      This thread is getting childish.

      It was to begin with.

    41. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by BraveLittleHamster · · Score: 1

      I take pretty serious issue with this:
      Documentation: Windows: None RedHat: It's Linux, damn it. RTFM :P

      Have you seen msdn? Pressed F1 in VC++? In my opinion, the documentation available for their various programming APIs and libraries is vastly superior to the *nix manual system.
      BLH

    42. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1
      I know in my area that someone who is a real expert in W2K will cost around £30k/year and I'd have a choice of them, yet the cost for a Red Hat specialist is -far- more expensive. It's more in the £40k region at least, and I'd not have many to choose from. Therefore, the cost of the software is beset by the personnel costs.

      You're completely ignoring the difference in effectiveness between W2K admistration and RedHat administration.

      If my experiences are anything to go by, and I work at a major multinational (you've heard about it) that employs both Solaris/Linux and W2K, the number of people you need to administrate W2K seats compared to the same number of UNIX seats far outweigh the difference in salary. I.e. you need about 2 to 3 times as many W2K admins as you need UNIX/Linux admins for the same user base (and server applications). The higher figure is for workstation admins and the lower is for server admins.

      And that's going from a workstation to win2k desktop environment, i.e. not taking advantage of any remote/thin clients on the desktop. Granted the difference is smaller when it comes to server admins, but still much too large.

      Now, admittedly, we employ thousands of them, and that's a difference from your scenario that only speaks of hiring one. Of course you cannot hire less than one if you expect a full time staffed position, but consider that you might not have to, you could go part time (maybe share with someone else), co-locate servers elsewhere (buy managed service) etc. There are options even if you are a much smaller outfit.

      So yes there may be more available, and they may come cheaper, but in my not so humble experience you'll need more of them, more than enough to offset any difference in salary and then some.

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    43. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is just pure FUD bullshit. MS is very responsive to bugs, especially nowadays. Fixes are released sometimes hours after bugs are found. Subscribe to the security newsletter [microsoft.com] and find out for yourself.

      How can you say that on the same day that there is an article on this site saying: Muhammad Faisal Rauf Danka posted a note to the Full-Disclosure security e-mail list after multiple unsuccessful attempts to contact Microsoft. They don't sound very responsive to me.

      Windows also reports less annual bugs than Linux, this [zdnet.com.au] is an old article, but the pattern continues to this day. A little search on SecurityFocus will show you.

      I expect you to mean GNU/Linux, since I don't think the kernel reports that many security bugs. Well, not the stable release anyway. But of course a complete GNU/Linux distribution reports more bugs than Microsoft. There's much more software to have bugs in. And Microsoft doesn't report any bugs if users don't find them. And users don't find as many bugs as they do in free software, because

      1. There aren't any users that are hacking around in the source code
      2. If users find bugs, they may report them to their vendor, which might report it back to Microsoft. More often, the vendor will assume that the user just made some stupid mistake, just like the other 99 users that asked him why their computer didn't do what they expected from it.
    44. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key word here is "reported". Debian has a social contract in which they will disclose any and all bugs. Microsoft has no such contract.

    45. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by pmz · · Score: 1

      Lets have some more of these baseless comments.

      Computer operating systems and application software are complex. They are among the most complex works of technology created by humans. Being able to poke around in the "Control Panel" does not make a person a competent system administrator.

      Windows makes things appear easy, when they are not. Truth is, there are approximately the same number of things to learn in Windows as there are in Linux, with significant overlap. This is simply a fact.

      Oh are we insulting to bring some weight to our orgument?

      There is a difference between an insult and a suggestion. That difference lies in the honesty and attitude of the listener or reader.

      Too bad you got nothing to prove this.

      Windows consists of tens of millions of lines of source code written on a rushed release schedule. I estimate there are tens of thousands of bugs in Windows if not more than 100,000. Ask any programmer, and he/she would probably agree with these numbers.

    46. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      You've got a little experience and windows breaks and you do a reinstall, possiblly reformatting. Linux breaks well-- you still have about the same options available, except the reinstall isn't nearly as streamined or easy.

      I agree that the installation procedure isn't quite as easy, but it's gotten very nice and painless in recent years.

      The biggest issue is that you very rarely have to reinstall Linux. No matter what breaks, there is a way to fix it. Unless you trashed the disk, or did enough dammage to require a full reinstall, most of the time you can fix whatever is broken without resorting to that.

      Consider the case where you replaced a DLL with a bad version. Maybe it can be fixed (the "recovery console" may help you if you know how to use it). In Linux, you trashed glibc, you boot with a boot disk and a statically-linked shell, and fix the problem (this is from experience).

      Worse in Windows is when you get a blue-screen error that comes up on boot, and since the default in 2000/XP is to "reboot automatically", you never get to see the error message. I fought with that for about 6 hours. Microsoft's support recommendation? Install a parallel copy of 2000, edit the old registry, telling it not to auto-reboot, then continue troubleshooting. Not having time for all that, I just reinstalled Windows.

      I can think of many times where the only solution in Windows is to reinstall. On the contrary, I have a RedHat 6.1 box that was my first Linux box, and has survived many hardware upgrades and continues to serve me well. Kernel and libc/glibc updates, upgrade to ext3, security patches, etc -- never a need to "upgrade" the OS or reinstall.

      Finally, even if it were absolutely necessary, if your system is properly configured it's very easy to retain all of your important data files. If your /home/ is a separate partition, and you store all your stuff there (as it should be), reinstalling the OS doesn't mean wiping out your data. In Windows this can be done, but it's not as simple...

      Patches: Windows has daily updates now, but SPs still are rather far apart. Linux doesn't have a central patch repository unless your distro has one. New distro version releases are mor common
      than windows SPs (in some distros.)


      Try fixing the MSIE issue that allows deleting arbitrary files without installing XP SP1. You can do it, but not with an official patch -- SP1 is required for that. If you just want to fix that serious problem, without installing a whole service pack, you have to resort to a third-party solution.

      Granted, RedHat releases eratta constantly (enough that I had to unsubscribe from that announcement list), but the vast majority are addressing very minor issues that affect a small percentage of users. Things Microsoft would never even bother letting anyone know about -- because we don't have the source to find it ourselves. It's only when some rogue hacker runs across a vulnerability that MS takes action -- and in many cases it's in the form of a many-megabyte service pack, rather than just replacing the one file that is affected (in many cases).

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    47. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by chris_7d0h · · Score: 1

      The 'cost' of Windows is not as straight forward as 'buying' a Windows 2K server license or downloading Red Hat. I know in my area that someone who is a real expert in W2K will cost around £30k/year and I'd have a choice of them, yet the cost for a Red Hat specialist is -far- more expensive. It's more in the £40k region at least, and I'd not have many to choose from. Therefore, the cost of the software is beset by the personnel costs.

      Is the cost really beset? How many "help-runner monkeys" are there in an average corp. compared to "user monkeys"? At my current customer (a government branch) I'd say in their IT department there's about 50 tech. people (i.e. people who know more about comp.sci. than just writing PowerPoint pictures) out of a 150 people staff serving the entire branch which is about 10000 people. In your comparison, you mention a 25% diff in salary between Linux and MS techies. In this particular case that would mean a 1.25% difference in per capita price for support (provided that a Linux user and MS user has the same amount of problems taking similar time to solve, which in reality would probably not happen).

      This 1.25% is IMO as small as makes no odds. It's negligible, as any other financial (or other) parameter between the two OSes will probably have a much larger impact.

      Using Linux would incur an initial cost, where the company had to create a custom image, with suitable applications and set up a support scheme which work. However, I don't see this as being any different from whenever MS rolls out a new OS.

      As for Linux being the savior of the corporate monkeys, it's not my belief at all. The real savior is centralized computing (yeah, we're back to the Mainframe kind of thought), preferably a web portal designed for business processes and letting each user simply use a thin client (in this regard, Linux would suit well here, as most monkeys would get by using just a browser and a JVM).

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    48. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by justsomebody · · Score: 1

      No, thanx, been there, never liked it, but that's just me

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    49. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by aonaran · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine her being able figure out (on her own) that she must unmount a CD-ROM in order to eject it.

      The answer to that problem is called supermount
      Then when she clicks on the CD-ROM icon in KDE/Gnome/?whatever? it mounts automatically and dismounts automatically when she closes all windows/programs that are using it or hits eject... just like in windows

      Nor would she get along well with a command prompt. She understands double-clicking quite well.

      No need for her to if she doesn't want to use it she doesn't have to. Nearly everything can be done from a GUI.

      Take a look at Mandrake. I think (with 9.1) it's almost the perfect mom OS.

    50. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by aonaran · · Score: 1

      Granted, double-clicking "Setup.exe" is a little easier than "rpm -ivh " or (gasp) "config;make;make install"

      sure, but nothing beats reading about a program you haven't tried before when you are at work and SSHing to your home box and issuing the "urpmi newprogramsname" command and watching it download and install for you and be ready to go when you get home.

    51. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows consists of tens of millions of lines of source code written on a rushed release schedule. I estimate there are tens of thousands of bugs in Windows if not more than 100,000. Ask any programmer, and he/she would probably agree with these numbers.

      I am a programmer.

      I doubt that is any different from *nix world or any other piece of software, excluding maybe OpenBSD. Your speculation about MS not disclosing bugs unlike people in the *nix world has nothing to do with the argument you just made - probably because you are running out of things to say.

      Windows makes things appear easy, when they are not. Truth is, there are approximately the same number of things to learn in Windows as there are in Linux, with significant overlap. This is simply a fact.


      So lets make it complex, so an elite few can show off their pseudo-intelligence when it comes to knowing what configs relate to what parts of the system?

      Every piece of windows has a set of orginized dialogs that allow you to tweak it in almost every way possible. They are accessible through Control Panel > Admin Tools - which is just an MMC console with a bunch of management interfaces set to load automatically.
      For the most part, when doing any configuration this is the place you will go to get stuff done. What the alternative in linux? (Yes i know KDE has a virtual clone of MMC, which just attests to how effective that idea is.)

      I don't remember last time i had to tweak config files on windows (except my own inhouse apps) to get things done.

      Pride in complexity is stupidity.

    52. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by karlm · · Score: 1

      There is more documentation for windows than i can shake a stick at. To this day, i haven't met one issue that i didn't resolve via MSDN, KB or Google/Newsgroups.

      I half agree with you there. The grandparent was spouting FUD. Sometimes there are those settings that just don't make sense. My houemate's laptop couldn't get a DHCP share from our router. Suppport was no help. I finaly figuredout that the MS driver doesn't fall back to unauthenticated DHCP when authentication is not required by the DHCP server; it has to be manually turned off. (It had been surpiticiously turned on by Verizon's DSL setup software.)

      Considering you rarely need any support with Windows, and setting up the simplest things on Linux is a torture. Do we also want to spend the time figuing out something that the program creator should have?

      The same could be said of doing anything remotely non-trivial under Windows. Things work great when you want what 90% of people want, but in my experience it's harder to customize Windows apps. Also note that when I wanted to install Apache, all I did was type "apt-get install apache" and my computer went out, polled some servers, grabbed the package, and installed apache. No inserting CDs and deoubleclicking on the wizard or scouring the web and downloading a wizard then double clicking. Same thing with Zope, XMMS, unzip, tftpd, dhcpd, and sever hundred other packages I decided to install a few months after OS installation time.

      Also note that my machine tracks Debian "testing" and does an apt-get dist-upgrade nightly. I went from Potatoe to Sid without noticing. I could have instead set my machine to track Potatoe until it was EOL'd, but I opted for seamless upgrades. Did you set windowsupdate update you from Win2k AS to Win2k3 Server over night as soon as Win2k3 Server came out? What do you mean you can't do that under Windows? It would certainyl be convinent for MS if your machines could be set to apgrade themselves (after you paid your MS license fees, of course).

      Windows also reports less annual bugs than Linux, this [zdnet.com.au] is an old article, but the pattern continues to this day. A little search on SecurityFocus will show you.

      English certanly isn't your native language, so I'll go easy on you here. Your statement seems to indicate that the bugs had less impact or were in some other way smaller. This is laughable. SQLSlammer, Nimda, etc. anyone? In english, the term for comparing countable quantities is "fewer". MS certainly releases fewer bug reports. However, it often keeps many bugs under wraps and realeaseses all of their bug reports with the service pack that fixes them. Linux bugs are usually reported individually. Also consider that there are almost as many if not more GPG and Apache installations on Win32 as compared to Linux. However, a cross-platform GPG or Apache bug gets counted only as a Linux bug. On top of that, Linux distributions report bugs in things that would be considered minor third-party software under Windows. Debian has over 3,000 packages. There are Debian packages for HTTP and FTP servers I've never heard of. A bug in any one of those, or any of the several mp3 or video players gets counted as a Linux bug. Now, go find the 5 most popular mp3 players for windows, and the 5 most popular http servers and the 5 most popular ftp servers, don't forget to add at least one shh server, at least one ssh client, the 5 most popular office suites, add Python, Ocaml, Perl, Ruby, a Forth implementation, an SML implemetation, the 5 most popular web browsers, a network time synchronization tool, some tools for hacking your desktop, a registry cleaner (the cloest thing Win32 has to Debian's Cruft packge), several file encryption programs... you get the point. Bugs in all of these things and more are counted as Debian bugs. The same goes for other Linux distros.

      I am a windows dev for past 4 years.

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    53. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an asshole. I hope you die a painful cancerous death.

    54. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      precisely.

      you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a MS *expert*.

      if i'm a manager, the short term fix is to go with MS...cause my labor will be dirt cheap (far more cheap then your quotes).

      in the long term, you lose because of the monkey's-punching-buttons-syndrome. you end up with a bunch of monkeys for IT staff, you ARE really tied to a merry-go-round MS licensing scheme, and you have to pay big bucks for even mild customization of your solutions by a contractor. all the savings you create by hiring dime-a-dozen MS *experts* is given right back to purchasing the most expensive equipment, exorbitant maintenance contracts, contractors to come in and do work that you monkeys can't do....all to compensate because you hired monkeys.

    55. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by SiChemist · · Score: 1


      Some flaws in the analysis are pointed out here.

    56. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My version:

      Applications:

      Windows: Everything I want or need

      Linux: Bunch of cruft, mostly bad

      Ease of Use:

      Windows: Yep, it's got it in spades

      Linux: What is that?

    57. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except maybe using VNC or Rdesktop to a windows machine and accomplishing the same thing.

    58. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Documentation: none? It's almost like msdn.microsoft.com was never invented...

      What a loser.

    59. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by pmz · · Score: 1

      I doubt that is any different from *nix world or any other piece of software, excluding maybe OpenBSD. Your speculation about MS not disclosing bugs unlike people in the *nix world has nothing to do with the argument you just made - probably because you are running out of things to say.

      Any commercial UNIX is a fraction the size of Windows. Linux and the BSDs are probably even smaller. Statistically, there are fewer bugs to disclose, and in Open Source, at least, more of them do get disclosed due to the transparency of the code and the lack of financial conflicts of interest of the authors. In commercial UNIX, it varies by company, but no commercial UNIX vendor is in a position to screw customers for long (otherwise they end up like SCO). Often, if a vulerability shows up in one UNIX, it is probably present in the others, as well.

      Windows, on the other hand, is a monolithic code base protected by one company in a position of significant conflict of interest with respect to disclosure. If Microsoft doesn't have to do something, they probably won't. For example, how long was that Passport hole covered up? We will never know, and we will never know the true damage done to Microsoft's customers. The Register stated yesterday that the FCC can potentially fine MS $11,000 per violation of customer privacy, due to an earlier ruling about MS' lackluster behavior ($11,000 times millions of users, potentially). This is just the tip of the iceberg, IMO.

      So lets make it complex, so an elite few can show off their pseudo-intelligence when it comes to knowing what configs relate to what parts of the system?

      Again, the complexity is the same. Regardless, being able to read and think are hardly high expectations for a system administrator. I don't consider this elitist at all.

      Every piece of windows has a set of orginized dialogs that allow you to tweak it in almost every way possible.

      There are many many things hidden in the Windows registry. It doesn't take long before the GUI dialogs run out of steam, because they really only cover the basic configurations.

      What the alternative in linux?

      The better Linux distributions, such as Slackware, have everything consolodated under /etc. Most service daemons need only a SIGHUP to reload the configuration with only an momentary interuption in service. Managing Linux is actually very procedural and repeatable (and often scriptable). The BSDs share this trait, also.

      Some distributions, such as Red Hat, attempt Windows-like GUIs for most things, but, like Windows, they are putting only a sugar coating on the complexity. I would never put a Red Hat box on a network without at least one pass through /etc.

    60. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by demon · · Score: 1

      If you consider MSDN either useful or good, yours certainly are as well. I've tried using MSDN in the past - their search feature is abysmal (as are all searches on MS's sites, unfortunately), and their API docs are woefully inadequate and vague. At least with Linux, if there's a doubt about what some function does, I can dive into the source code and figure it out. Win32 programming on the other hand is an exercise in copy-and-paste programming, because nobody seems to understand those 10-argument functions that MS programmers seem so fond of.

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    61. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

      "Also note that my machine tracks Debian "testing" and does an apt-get dist-upgrade nightly. I went from Potatoe to Sid without noticing."

      Huh? Sid is Debian "unstable", not testing, don't you mean you went from potato to woody without noticing?

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    62. Re:Windows is better than RedHat by karlm · · Score: 1
      Oops, my bad. I do have an "unstable" SGI Indy, but I goofed on the names. My x86 box is indeed testing... I might migrate to unstable on both bxes, but have not yet.

      IMHO, dpkg and apt-get would be just about perfect if they included signatures in the packages.

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  17. So In The File Server Test... by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...they're running SAMBA. For balance I think they should test Windows 2003 throughput of NFS.

    Bob

    1. Re:So In The File Server Test... by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ..they're running SAMBA. For balance I think they should test Windows 2003 throughput of NFS...they're running SAMBA. For balance I think they should test Windows 2003 throughput of NFS.

      No, not really. SAMBA is a valid requirement since in most instances the clients accessing the server will be Windoze. Any hope of "real world" testing would take this into account. The reverse is not true however, the odds of a Win2k3 server serving up a bunch of non Windoze machines is pretty slim (and pity the person who has to rely on NFS for any kind of performance).

    2. Re:So In The File Server Test... by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Even if the test is fair, who the heck cares? I mean, have you looked at the test results?

      A RHAS 2.1 box with 4 CPUs and 4 (!) gigabit ethernet cards can drive the cards to >50% utilization with SAMBA. NT2K3 can get close to 100%. But who the $#%#$ has or needs SMB servers with multiple gigabit cards?

      And, of course, this is a beta NT version running filesharing in kernel versus a 2.4 Linux kernel running filesharing in userspace.

    3. Re:So In The File Server Test... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      They should also have tested 2.5.xx kernel against windows 2003.

      if they were that fussed about performance they could compile everything using intel's compiler (except windows I suppose).

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    4. Re:So In The File Server Test... by brad-x · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately they also left much of the Linux network stack untuned even though they altered all of two settings in samba's config file.

      They then proceeded to tune the hell out of the Windows server, altering things like file locking semantics, network timeouts and dormant file limits in order to eke out more speed.

      Hope someone else has picked up on this imbalance in the optimisation of the systems....

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    5. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at their report, they tuned NTFS to not use the lastaccesstime, but DIDN'T for ext3 (mount noatime). I wonder how much differnce that could make???

    6. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      I think that was his point.

      It is the fact that it is Microsoft that is an obstruction to interoperability that is the issue with file sharing. *Of course* the fact that we are forced to work within microsoft's territory puts us at a disadvantage.

      Rich

    7. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Heck, they should compare Win2k3+SMB vs. RedHat(9, not 8)+NFS....Don't win2k and newer workstations have the options for "File Services for Unix" built in there somewhere?

      And hell, for backend stuff, a Win2k3 server mounting NFS shares from *nix machines is almost inevitable--hell, it's one of their stronger server-room selling points (interoperates with your current servers!)

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    8. Re:So In The File Server Test... by JayBat · · Score: 1
      ...however, the odds of a Win2k3 server serving up a bunch of non Windoze machines is pretty slim

      Correct, nobody in their right mind (with a choice) would try to serve NFS/DNS/SMTP/IMAP/LDAP etc. to a bunch of *nix boxes from a Windows server.

      But lots of people do just the opposite and serve SMB/AD/DNS/SMTP/IMAP to a bunch of PCs from a *nix server.

      This scares the crap out of Microsoft strategic planning folks that have their brains turned on.

      pity the person who has to rely on NFS for any kind of performance

      ??? You mean just on Windows platform, right?

    9. Re:So In The File Server Test... by realdpk · · Score: 1

      So now's the opportunity for someone on the Linux side of the fence to issue their own benchmarks, eh? Er, that is, if the MS EULA allows it..

      Still, someone could at least try to duplicate the Linux side of the test, describe how they tuned the server, including docs on how people can do it themselves.

      That is - view this as an opportunity rather than an invitation to fight and bicker over how they stacked the deck (as if it was the first non-impartial benchmark ever.)

    10. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you can point fingers at Microsoft "interoperability", but the facts on the ground are that SMB is the most interoperable filesharing protocol, and the Linux/Unix community has not been able to come up with an accepted alternative.

      It's even common wisdom among Linux users to use Samba for Unix-to-Unix connections due to NFS flakiness.

      Linux's disadvantage is permanent -- SMB is Microsoft's protocol. They have an in-kernel implementation, and they always will have the fastest, most compatible, most integrated, and most secure version. The main problem is that there's no "Linux-native" alternative that's ready for modern LAN filesharing demands.

    11. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't act so suprised. Microsoft funded a study just like this for Windows 2000 a while back. Same discrepancy between thoroughness of configuration, same result.

    12. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, that is, if the MS EULA allows it..

      It doesn't. That's the whole point.

    13. Re:So In The File Server Test... by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

      Who the hell is going to use Windows 2003 to primarily serve up NFS shares?

      For balance I think they should test Windows 2003 throughput of NFS.
      In that case I think MS would also find a way to make windows win.

    14. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Marillion · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is one obvious hole that I found.
      They turned off the last file access on the Windows servers, but not the Linux servers. Every file hit on Linux got turned into an I-Node update that didn't occur to Windows.
      This can be done by "mount -o noatime /mntpoint"

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    15. Re:So In The File Server Test... by agentk · · Score: 1

      I also noticed all those cryptic Registry keys tucked away at the end (vs. three cryptic Samba config entries and one cryptic kernal param in /proc).

      It also appears that only "peak" throughput was emphasized. Not sure what that means. Speed under the heaviest load? Highest speed recorded?

      Also, what was the request pattern? Did they access the same files frequently, or each file just once? Were the files small or large? Did all the clients access at once?

      Finally, one nice thing about Linux is that you don't need to use a stock binary kernel -- you can choose exactly which features you want, and then recompile it specifically for your CPU model. That's what I would have done if I was setting up a file server like that.

      reed

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    16. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You didn't mention that they use RedHat 8.0, instead of the most recent version. Maybe 9.0 wasn't out when the ran it, but they used a RC2 for windows, so they could use a RawHide for RedHat.

      I always love how strange these machines are. It's like Microsoft tests Windows vs RedHat over and over until they find a machine RedHat loses one, then they pay for a "third party" to test it on the exact same hardware.

      I'll believe it when they don't put any rules down before the comparison.

    17. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      In other words they were lying. Why is that news? I was under the impression that MS employees were not allowed to ever tell the truth.

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    18. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had to use that exotic hardware or Linux would have won.

    19. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? NFSblows more chunks than SMB does. Making Windows run NFS is adding insult to injury.

    20. Re:So In The File Server Test... by justsomebody · · Score: 1

      Ok, I unpacked one switch and few ethernets.

      Funny, I just tested on my Cel 1.7, 1GB RAM, Maxtor IDE40GB, 1(only one) SMC 1GBit ethernet, plain RH9 (no tuning, fresh installed). Samba to Win2000.
      SMC Level2 switch,
      SAMBA to Win2000 27.9 MB/s
      ftp RH9 to RH9 (same configurations) 41,3 MB/s

      And they were able to get how much over 4 or 8 GBit ethernets. Anybody who would take him self some time to look at result should see that results over such bandwith are stupid.

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    21. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Sxooter · · Score: 1

      In testing the Postgresql database, I've seen improvements of 100% when using noatime, async

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    22. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You run your database server async? Insane.

    23. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Magus311X · · Score: 1

      Actually there was an interview with an MS kernel developer a while back that that Microsoft was embarassed that Samba smoked Windows 2000.

      To MS, that's a huge slap in the face, that some 3rd party SMB server emulating Windows tromps the real thing. For Windows 2003, they were bent on the new SMB server on trouncing Samba by about 100%, and I guess they wanted to get the report out.

      Veritest by the way, does all of Microsoft's "certified for Windows 200x" application testing.
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    24. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Sxooter · · Score: 1

      I didn't say I RUN it async, I said I tested it async.

      besides, you have no earthly idea what that server was used for.

      If it was a giant collection point for data feeds from a mainframe with 5000 people hitting it for ODBC feeds to slurp into Excel, it's quite a sane setup.

      So, yet another example of an idiot posting AC who has NO real world experience.

      The 2 minute wait to post, by the way, sucks nuts, and the person who implemented it should have their head smacked against a wall. Yes, you know who you are...

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    25. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm not going to sing the praises of NFS, but there's no linux alternative, because it's not already installed on windows clients. That's that *only* test of acceptability.

    26. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why in a file server test, compare NTFS with EXT3????

    27. Re:So In The File Server Test... by bisho · · Score: 1

      And also they use:
      NTFS with 64 K blocks and a expanded transaction log
      No file access modification

      And in the linux side they use:
      Default ext3 block size
      Probably the partitions are not mounted with noatime

    28. Re:So In The File Server Test... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Notice on just about every chart they cut it off before Microsoft Windows crapped out. You can plainly see that Red Hat is steadily providing good throughput, moving a little lower over time, while Microsoft's throughput is moving relatively quickly lower as the # of clients is increased.

      Who could believe any Microsoft-sanctioned benchmark report given their track record?

      I find it interesting how M$ used 64k clusters and left Red Hat at the default, when M$ default is 4K clusters. You'll note that you can't defragment a Windows volume with cluster size != 4KB out of the box.

      I'd also be interested to know the CPU usage on each configuration while running these tests. Windows XP uses over 80% CPU to keep the pipes full, while Red Hat (and even Win2k) use ~ 10%.

      Of course, you still can't argue about the price. How much does 160 client access licenses cost for Windows? "You can't beat free."

    29. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This bugged me the most.

      Its a damn file server, you'd think they'd spend some time tuning the underlying filesystem!!

      golly gee willikers!

      Of course, I've never liked the overhead of a journaled filesystem, but then i guess they didn't want to run ext2 against fat...

    30. Re:So In The File Server Test... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Our initial tests showed that using the TcpAckFrequency registry value on the testbed clients running Windows XP Professional resulted in lower File server performance when testing with Red Hat Linux Advanced Server 2.1 and Red Hat Linux 8.0 Professional. As a result, we removed the TcpAckFrequency registry setting from the testbed client systems running Windows XP Professional when testing the Linux configurations. With the exception of TcpAckFrequency, all other client registry changes listed above were in effect during testing with the Linux configurations.

      It looks like they're also pulling the same crap that they do with IIS to "speed up" IE. Hmm, this world-wide STANDARD doesn't work for us, so let's change it!

      Yeah, it does look like they've updated about 10 registry keys to change various things, also testing each configuration like above. If they thought that a certain setting caused a performance hit, they eliminated it from the test. They didn't do so with Red Hat / ext3.

      They should also bench it with different filesystems as well. I hear the ReiserFS is better for lots of small files, XFS has some major performance benefits, and JFS was made by IBM. hmm... IBM. Anyways, let's run our own benchmark of both in their default configurations. Let's run a benchmark with these things as tweaked out as we can get them. Let's make nice bar graphs and charts, so that other people can understand them. After all of that, we'll probably see that RH is far more suitable for a business file/web/database/whateveh server than MS Win2K3.

      I was thinkin.. I wouldn't be surprised if MS ran a test with their server on RAID 0 / SCSI, and RH on IDE-RAID 1 / ATA-66.

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  18. Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Mirus+Nex · · Score: 1
    New news: a report paid for by Microsoft shows that Windows is a better server than Red Hat.

    We found that IIS runs 100% faster on Windows.

    Who sets up Samba on Linux specifically for file sharing? Why didn't they test NFS? Or AFS for that matter?

    Microsoft does it again!

    1. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Amarok.Org · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why didn't they test NFS? Or AFS for that matter?

      Because the test was commissioned and paid for by Microsoft. They knew the results before they paid for the test - the test was ordered in such a way as to make the results a forgone conclusion.


      If you were going to contruct a biased test of Linux vs. Microsoft, wanting Linux to prove better - you'd choose products and tests that would favor Linux... just as Microsoft did here. Take a native protocol to Microsoft and stack it up against a re-implementation on another operating system... sounds pretty weighted against Linux to me.


      Of course there are lots of ways to make an unbiased performance comparison - such as using multiple protocols, etc... but why would Microsoft pay for that? I'm not saying that either system was better or worse than the other - just that this particular test doesn't prove anything except that Microsoft know how to spec a test so that their products appear faster.

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    2. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily, again, in a "typical" setting where a machine is being used as a file server, the overwhelming odds are that the clients are Windoze based. So while it may be "biased", it probably better reflects reality.

    3. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'd be most interested in (and I didn't see it in the article), was DMA turned on for the disks? Redhat has always (to my knowledge) installed with DMA turned off, this can/will have a *huge* impact on the performance of the box.

    4. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 1

      I use samba on linux specifically for filesharing. The file server hosts all my family's CDs as MP3 and Ogg files. I used to have a win2K box for the same thing, and I don't notice any difference in speed.

    5. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Amarok.Org · · Score: 1
      and I don't notice any difference in speed.

      With all due respect, your passive awareness of speed is hardly quantifiable. It's also extremely unlikely that either platform was taxed with hundreds (or even dozens) of clients simultaneously, as is real world for an enterprise-ish file server.


      Not a dis', just noting that performance on a small scale server at home isn't applicable to deciding a platform for larger business solutions.

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    6. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Actually, I would have liked to see a comparison on different hardware. I have a few questions regarding the hardware:
      1. Why was HP servers only used in the comparison?
      2. I'm not sure of the chipset, but I believe that these servers use HP proprietary Northbridge/Southbridges which could affect performance, I would have preferred to see a Dell with true Intel and/or RCI chipsets included in the test.
      3. Along these lines, I'm suspicious as to why the DL380 servers were configured with 1.4 GHz PIIIs and not 2.8 GHz Xeons (and the DL760s had 900 MHz Xeons and not 2 GHz Xeons)
      4. I would have also liked to see different size SDRAM configurations for the test.
      5. As you said, a comparison of different network file systems would be nice as well.
      6. Finally, an interesting measure would have been how often each OS crashed and had to be rebooted.

      Now having said all this, I'm not surprised, I've been reading performance comparisons for 25 years and strangely enough, the sponsoring company's hardware/software/operating systems always seem to come out on top. This started with comparing the 8086 to the 68000 and has continued on to the present day.

      The important/best thing about the review is that it states very clearly at the top that the test was sponsored by Microsoft.

      myke
    7. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 1, Redundant

      We found that IIS runs 100% faster on Windows.

      well, if iis doesnt run on linux, would it's relative run speed be zero or null?

    8. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did they make some cryptic registry tweaks to all the clients (See Appendix C)?


      Are the default settings in a stock install of XP Pro suboptimal? Surely someone would have noticed this by now? So maybe the client tweaks take advantage of a some new optimizations in Windows Server 2003, but when other server products start optimizing for the new/better client settings, they presumably also get better performance?



      (Yes, they removed one of the registry tweaks when they tested the clients with Red Hat servers, but they didn't perform any tests using just the default XP Pro settings.)

    9. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by pmz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Take a native protocol to Microsoft and stack it up against a re-implementation on another operating system... sounds pretty weighted against Linux to me.

      I just realized: does this mean Microsoft officially recognizes Samba as legitimate competition?

    10. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Cyno · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd like to see a comparison between Windows and Linux for video encoding. Recently I've been getting over 30 fps encoding MPEG4 with transcode on Linux. I was getting just over 20 fps on Windows. But that wasn't anything close to a comparison, just an observation.

      I'd like to see how these performance features they've added to Win2k3 makes it faster than Linux at performing disk I/O with a loaded CPU or two.

      One test I performed last night was kinda cool. Linux can stream 4 720x480 MPEG4/ogg ogm videos over a 100mbps net at the same time with xine. Watching 4 episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation at the same time can be a most humorous experience.

    11. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, a report paid for by the Bush administration shows that the economy is in good order, the budget is under control, and Iraqis love Americans. The same report went on to explain that, as Americans, we really don't need all the rights we currently have, and if some of those rights are taken away the average American won't notice. The conclusion of the report clearly demonstrated that campaign contributions from Big Oil, the gun lobby, arms manufacturers, the RIAA and MPAA, and certain monopolies has no effect on policy decisions.

    12. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't test NFS because this benchmark was in direct response to a benchmark performed about a year ago where Samba cleaned up the floor with Windows 2000 in file sharing over SMB/CIFS. Microsoft spent quite a bit of time retuning SMB support in Windows 2003 in order to address this and the benchmark you see is the result.

    13. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by unoengborg · · Score: 1

      This is the old Mindcraft story all over again.

      For one thing they disabled logging in the windows file server but not in samba. That would hamper Linux performance quite a bit. Then they compare old Linux version to new windows versions. I expect that a Red Hat 9 that already has the new Linux threading system would do a lot better.

      Anyway it's nice to have MS pay for performance tests the information we get from them could prove very useful to the Linux kernel developers and help them produce a more optimized 2.6 kernel.

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    14. Re:Next we tested IIS on both Linux and Windows by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree with you on that :) 5 clients (max) streaming audio isn't a real-world example.

  19. One more for the road by dfiguero · · Score: 0, Redundant

    An article on Macobserver.com:

    Best Buy & Microsoft Named In Scam Lawsuit

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  20. Working For MS by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    You know this just sounds like a good reason to go back and work for MS. I mean damn the bennies are nice and aparantly the revenue stream isn't going to end.

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  21. the suit... by rumpledstiltskin · · Score: 2, Informative

    So, this is pretty crappy if it's true. I can understand the BB employees putting a free CD in your bag. I can understand them scanning it for inventory purposes. but to then charge a monthly fee? that's ridiculous. someone will be fired for that stunt.

    1. Re:the suit... by Monkey42 · · Score: 0

      my guess is the employee signed the guy up without telling him. I've had several try to slip the service plans on my charge without telling me. He probably just needed better numbers for the day, so signed people up without telling him.

      Although MSN or BB need to refund the guy's money, and fire the employee.

  22. Re:dont think so.. by abhisarda · · Score: 1
    Is Slashdot running out of news?
    Today MS is in the news for all the wrong reasons and why should any other site more than slashdot have any reason to cheer?
  23. I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell... by bmetzler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft pays for a test that shows that Windows 2003 is twice as fast. That's nice. But not very productive.

    I see nothing in the report that they had a Red Hat guru optimize the Red Hat server. It is easy to get the results you want. If I don't see proof that Red Hat was configured by a Red Hat guru, as I am sure that Windows 2003 was optimized by a Microsoft guru, then the tests are bunk.

    -Brent

  24. 287th Rule of Acquisition by inertia187 · · Score: 4, Funny

    287th Rule of Acquisition, "DRM is an opportunity, not a prison."

    Proof.

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    1. Re:287th Rule of Acquisition by pmz · · Score: 1

      287th Rule of Acquisition, "DRM is an opportunity, not a prison."

      The fact that a Ferengi saying this would not be suprising at all speaks volumes about DRM.

      So what is Ballmer, anyway? Borg, monkey, or Ferengi??? Perhaps he is a monkey that emigrated to the Ferengi homeworld and was caught by the Borg on his way home from Risa. Hmmm....

  25. So what? by TrIp0d · · Score: 1

    I guess MS has realized what chmod is, and how critical it is to a system's security. It's about time! The only question I have, is the 'Owner' Microsoft, or the person that bought the system? Got root?

    1. Re:So what? by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      Your right. chmod comes to my mind every time someone mentions DRM not being in Unix. Chmod is to DRM as the /etc/passwd file is to a database.

    2. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft does more than realize what chmod is, they've understood for over a decade that it's a shitty way of setting permissions. Why have a simple bitmask when you can do a deep ACL that permits allocation of 14 different types of permissions based on users, groups, locations, domains, and so forth. They're called ACLs. Take that quantum leap out of the 1970s.

      Chmod? Please.

  26. power corrupts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    put any person in the position of the high management in a company in the same position as Microsoft and they're going to start doing things like this in the persuit of profit. It is not corruption in that they go each morning thinking "what bad things can I do today" like how a psychopath would, but a self-delusional and untimately self-defeating cultistic denial of the effects of their actions in the name of "just business" or "creating great new products" or some such justification.
    It would be easy to give some thing about "capitalism being the problem", but human nature is the problem when people are in a system whereby those in positions of authority are being constantly goaded to do the wrong thing whilst what they do is being portrayed by the social system as being right - the same thing happened in the USSR.
    And while you o Slashdotters complain about Microsoft, the mass of open source programmers have much the same self-delusional corruption in relation to computing in a different form. You delude yourself into wasting resource by upgrading as you attach your personal worth to the number of mhz of your computer, you spend all your programming time in the pursuit of self-centred 'fun', etc. I know there are exceptions among you, as there are in some businesses, but take the beam out of your own eye before taking absolutist positions of moral authority over the likes of Microsoft.

  27. Borg icons by erpbridge · · Score: 1

    To spare you six different stories about the Borg, we'll assimilate them all into this one.

    Yes, but what about the Borg Icons? I only see a hardware and business icon. And on the front page, I see no icons at all!

  28. Best Buy's agressive sales staff by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the article:
    Plaintiff Samuel Kim said he unwittingly became a victim in February after making a purchase at a Best Buy store in Los Angeles with his debit card. At checkout, a store employee scanned Kim's debit card and, without any explanation to him, scanned a trial MSN compact disc and placed it in his shopping bag, the lawsuit said.

    Now I'll be the first to note that the man should have paid closer attention to his receipt, but this is definitely not uncommon at many Best Buys.

    The Best Buy corporation likes to make a marketting bullet point about how their salespeople are not paid commissions and therefore aren't going to pressure you into sales you don't need. However, they conveniently forget to mention that the sales records of these employees are carefully tracked and while they don't get the positive re-enforcement of a commission income, they get plenty of negative re-enforcement for failing to push MSN, Netflix, service plans or anything else the corporate HQ wants customers to buy into.

    Besides seeing such happen as a customer, I worked myself at a Best Buy for an entire eight hours in their computer department a year back and watched one the saleskids first try to push the MSN subscription on a customer who refused it the eight times it was asked, and then had it put on his credit card by the worker anyways.

    When I asked the sales manager about the legality of this he merely muttered something about it being the customer's responsibility to keep track of their receipt and that he rewarded such agressive tactics.

    I quit that job right then and there.

    More horror stories for those look for an entertaining, though depressing read.
    1. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Asprin · · Score: 4, Funny


      Mmmm, okayyy, but 15 is the *minimum* number of pieces of flair. Do you want to be satisfied just doing the minimum? I thought you said you wanted to express youself -- like Brian over there...

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    2. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Shefwed82 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Best Buy is absolutely horrible. My brother and I were buying a new computer for my grandma. They had an emachine for like $300. I know that emachines have bad reputations, but I have actually been really impressed by the new ones. Anyway...they tried to sell us everything under the sun. Did we want Norton Antivirus? No...AVG works just fine. Did we want to sign up for DSL? No, we already have DSL. But that didn't stop them from asking another 10 times. Did we want MSN? No, she was already using MSN, why would she want a "new" MSN. It got to the point where my brother and I were taking turns saying no to them before they FINALLY let us leave with the computer. We were in the store for a good 2 hours just trying to make a purchase of a computer. Best Buy is absolutely horrible.

    3. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by jratcliffe · · Score: 1

      Interesting POV. From the financial side of things, it's pretty clear why Best Buy and Circuit City push these add-ons so hard: they don't make any money on the merchandise. It's a bit of a simplification (but not much of one) to say that, for the Big Box electronic stores:

      1. The music is a loss leader to get you into the store (margins -10% to 0%)
      2. The electronics are breakeven, and contribute almost nothing to fixed costs like rent, heat, and staff (margin ~0%)
      3. The store stays in business by selling extended warranties (margin 80-90%)

    4. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More horror stories [bestbuysux.org] for those look for an entertaining, though depressing read.

      Maybe you can ditch whatever flash menu you have on your page so it can be read.

    5. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by martone66 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget accessories (margin is usually upwards of 75%) and... financing! I know Circuit City has their own credit card, not sure about Best Buy.

    6. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Hehe, now if I could only remember what movie that was from... :)

    7. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I presume there would be no cost info on the reciept, since it was MS who was dinging his bank account.

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    8. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by realdpk · · Score: 1

      I went to bestbuysux.org, but I don't see anything. I might be missing the magic link to the horror stories. All I see is some 7-11 article. I even checked the source.

      Any hints? Or are you suggesting that Best Buy perpetrated the stuff that happened around 2001?

    9. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 1

      Not my page ... However I will agree that flash menues are horrible.

      Direct Story Links

    10. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by hendridm · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ahh, it was customers like you that made me want to tell you to get the hell out of the store, because that computer you just walked out the door without any addons meant me getting hassled by about 3-4 different people. Sometimes, if a customer clearly wasn't interested in service, I would wander away hoping they would leave or that some other employee would get the "bad sale".

      That's one reason employees avoid eMachines like the plague - they're tough to sell service plans on. Who wants to pay $99 for a service plan on a $300 computer? Most people buy a $300 computer to be a throw-away anyway.

      So next time you're in Best Buy and you say no to the addons and service plan, just remember the employee hates you more than you probably hate him/her.

      With EVERY computer, we were REQUIRED and harassed beyond belief if we did not try to sell the following with each computer: Printer, paper, blank CDRs, software from the "discount rack", Norton anti-virus, UPS, $30 USB cable, Service Plans (on the computer, monitor AND printer), extra toner cartridges, MSN, and my personal favorite, "system optimization" for like $30, which included them deleting a few AOL icons off the desktop (Best Buy only offered Earthlink and MSN at the time) and running defragment. woot!

      Best Buy lackey: "Did you get service on that?"
      Me: "No."
      Lackey: "Why not?"
      Me: "They weren't interested."
      Lackey: "What did you tell them?"
      Me: (the usual spiel) "I told them that if the thing died on them they would have to deal with the manufacturer (lie), but with the service plan we would take care of it. I told them how the integrated CD-ROM is often times the first thing to go, which is $100 for eMachines. I told them about our no-lemon policy and how one service call would probably take care of the cost of the plan."
      Lackey: "So what did they say."
      Me: "They said that if it broke they would just buy a new one and that they don't believe in service plans."
      Lackey: "Well, did you get any software out on it?"
      Me: "Nope, they said they have all the software they need."
      Lackey: "How about a surge supressor or some blank CDR's?"
      Me: "Nope, they said the were just interested in the computer and that's it"
      Lackey: "Did they at least put it on their Best Buy card?"
      Me: "They said their Visa works just as fine."

      Now for the best part. Pick your insult:

      1. Lackey: "Well, if they didn't want that stuff, you must not have sold it right."
      2. Lackey: "If I would have done the sale, I gaurentee they would be walking out of here with at least a battery backup or Norton"
      3. Lackey: "You're ruining our numbers for the night! Come on! You gotta get those addons!"

      I won't even want to get started on the bitching I would get if the computer didn't go out with an MSN subscription. Most of the time we were suppose to tell them that it was required with the purchase, and if they threatened to leave the store, THEN tell them, "Ok, I guess I can make an acception in your case."

    11. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 1

      It's not my site, but the navigation menu was done in flash so obviously it won't appear for those who have it disabled. (Flash menus suck).

      There's a direct link to the employee comments section here and customer comments here.

    12. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

      It's not that I have it disabled, btw. I enjoy some flash. Especially things like Homestar Runner. But, there's no flash client available for FreeBSD (I've tried to use the one in ports but I haven't had much luck and honestly.. haven't spent much time on it.)

      But enough of my rants, on to Anti-BB rants! I do appreciate it, as I have shopped there relatively frequently, I'd like to know what to watch out for.

    13. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Shefwed82 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I understand that the employees are under pressure from their bosses to sell all of this stuff. But you work at a store that sells something that I want, and I have the right to buy that without having to buy all this extra stuff. If you don't like having to deal with customers, then perhaps you should work at a different job. Basically, what you are saying is that customers should spend more of their own money so that you don't have to deal with the inconvienience of your job.

    14. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting post. But I think you mean exception.

    15. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by hendridm · · Score: 1

      > I have the right to buy that without having to buy all this extra stuff.

      Bzzzt. Wrong. Their store, they get to sell any way they want (within the bounds of the law). You DO have the right to shop somewhere else, however, which is what I do whenever possible.

      > If you don't like having to deal with customers, then perhaps you should work at a different job.

      I totally agree. I only worked at that job for 3 months until I could find something better. I was out of work for a year and desparate to pay the bills.

      > Basically, what you are saying is that customers should spend more of their own money so that you don't have to deal with the inconvienience of your job.

      I'm not saying they SHOULD do anything. I'm just telling them not to be surprised if I get pissed at them for causing me hassle. It's just like driving. It might not be anyone's fault an accident is causing a traffic jam, but I can still get pissed that I am late for work.

    16. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Mmmrky · · Score: 1

      Yes, we all know Best Buy has aggressive and misleading sales practices. We know they try to add on all sorts of unnecessary costs.

      Customers don't want them.

      You get yelled at.

      It's not my fault.

      It's not my fault that Best Buy pressures you into selling unnecessary add-ons. Really, it's not. So stop complaining that someone was intelligent to buy a $10 warranty on a $20 product or pay you to install a stick of RAM.

    17. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by hendridm · · Score: 1

      > It's not my fault that Best Buy pressures you into selling unnecessary add-ons. So stop complaining...

      No, it's not your fault, but I can complain all I want, and I can get pissed at you for causing me hassles. As I said in a previous post, it's just like driving. It might not be anyone's fault an accident is causing a traffic jam, but I can still get pissed that I am late for work.

      Best Buy sucks, Nibb High football rules!

    18. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Shefwed82 · · Score: 1

      I have the right to buy that without having to buy all this extra stuff. Bzzzt. Wrong. Their store, they get to sell any way they want (within the bounds of the law). You DO have the right to shop somewhere else, however, which is what I do whenever possible.

      Yeah, they have the right to sell whatever they want. But the computer wasn't packaged with all of that stuff. Its not like I was trying to break up a group of products. I was simply refusing to purchase extra things. A store cannot force me to purchase extra things outside of my original purchase.

    19. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      I use to work at Staples. Why don't you apply there? Its a much better retail environment.

      Fuck your employer if they treat you this way and quit! Why are your boss's so hard on you? The answer is because you are not commisioned. They want you to bring the bread and butter to the bottum line and in return you are not even commisioned. To top that off they insult you for not being gratefull. Just as they are free to fire whomever they like you are inclined to do the same to them.

      I applied to a bestbuy store here in the Vegas valley and they only hired people part time 20/hrs a week. Why? So we can be on call 40 without being paid?? To make matters worse the schedule was not consistant and decided at will by the managers. This means I can not get another job. I made it to the final interview and told them flatly that unless I am on a fixed schedule and can get another job I will not take it. So they didn't hire me and I in return did not want to work there.

      This shows moral problems with people quiting and not even showing up for work. I am amazed that people will put up with working for 6.50/hr 20 hrs a week only. Where do they live? This surely is not enough to live on.

      Staples offers limited commision and will not pressure you as much. This is because you are commisioned but you will be judged by how much you sell vs other people. Things like surge protectors are not counted but computer hardware is. This means you do not have to annoy customers but can offer recommendations without fear of pissing people off or making your boss angry.

      It sounds like you have experience and you are looking for commision which best buy does not offer. You would be an ideal candidate for Staples or OfficeMax. I would also point out with experience comes higher wages and not just commission. BestBuy pays shit.

      I could not handle a job like yours. I would hate it and get an anxiety attack or quit. Whichever comes first. When I work I like to make people feel happy. Working 8 hours a day is hard but it makes you feel good when your done. Bestbuy does not offer this.

      Instead of being pissed at customers relax and find a better job. You will feel better afterwards.

      Just some advice.

    20. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question I should ask YOU is why did you buy it from them then? If I ran into a situation like that, I would've EASILY paid $50 more at a competitors store. Then I would go to Best Buy and show the manager that they LOST a sale because of said tactics.

      Won't work if one person does it, but if enough do...

    21. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's why you hate the customer?



      You idiot.

    22. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      The best I ever heard was a "Sales Representative" trying to convince an older guy the day after Thanksgiving that he should get an UPS for his laptop he was about to buy. I really pissed him off. I asked what a UPS has in it that a Surge protector didn't. The customer said "a battery to keep it running." Then i asked him what part of the laptop enabled him to keep it runing without being plugged in, he said "a battery." after a few seconds, the connection was made, and the guy got pissed at the salesman, and the salesman got even more pissed at me.. I love being a button pusher..

      --

      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    23. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they threatened to leave the store, THEN tell them, "Ok, I guess I can make an acception in your case."

      Exception rather than acception, please.

    24. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is such bullshit. You have a job. If you do not like your job, quit. If you cannot do you job and get bitched out by your supervisors, quit. It is not the customers fault that you cannot do your job. It is not your supervisors fault that you cannot do your job. It is your fault you cannot do your job. Your job is to sell things to customers in such a way that your supervisors will be happy. If you cannot do that, then you do not deserve the job. Your hate customers because you know you do not do the job that is required. I feel for you, because perhaps this is the only job you can have. But I would think that perhaps you might feel pity for the customers that you lie to, feel relief when customers do not fall for the lies, and responsibility for perpetuating the lies.

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    25. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by BathTub · · Score: 1

      Office Space

    26. Re:Best Buy's agressive sales staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh. I'm a tech at best buy. You know how much crap I get for not suggesting more ram in a machine with 512MB in it? i mean wtf?

      Computer Super: Hey, did you get the Ram install?
      Me: Well, they did have 512MB in there. they got service, norton, a ups, the flatscreen monitor, cdrs, printer, usb cable, printer cartidges, and printer paper...
      Super: You know, you could be slling like a ten, but you're selling at a 3
      Me: A Three, huh?
      Super: Yeah a 3

      I acctually had this conversation. it drives me insane. Am I really going to screw them off even more?? guff!

  29. Now that is a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those that haven't read the MSN scam ariticle, let me summarize it. A guy bought some stuff at Best Buy and paid with a debit card. The check out person scanned an MSN CD and dropped it in the bag as well, saying the scanning was for inventory purposes. The debit info is sent to MS who then starts billing the customer's debit card for MSN service. Now that is a shitty deal. That would be like having a car dealer send your credit card or bank account info to a local garage, AAA, OnStar, and the LoJack folks for you and they all start billing you automagically. I hope he wins. This suit certainly has merit IMHO. I hope he doesn't back out on the suit and doesn't settle. Best of luck to him.

    1. Re:Now that is a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      However, the article also says that the guy "has not been unable" to get a rebate from either company. That's more than a teeny bit unclear thanks to the (probably accidental) double negative - I bet neither of them have given him a rebate yet. ha.

    2. Re:Now that is a scam by Like2Byte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This same thing happened to me when I bought my mother a desktop and myself a laptop April 2002. They charged a penny to my best buy bill, too, for a 6-month trial experience - which as far as I remember, I did not give/sign for anything saying I'll pay for MSN after the time (6 months is over). When I asked why they said, "Inventory Tracking purposes." Just like the plantiff in the original story.

      I, absentmindedly, said, "Oh. OK." and shrug it off. A month later, I say, "Hey what's this MSN experience like and throw in the disk." Know that I already had cable interent via COX.

      Not being able to connect to MSN through cable, I called their customer support hot-line and spoke to a rep who informed me that MSN is not available through cable internet. Then, she suggests that I purchase a DSL line through MSN.

      A) I haven't used a land line since Y2K.
      B) Why would I want to have two sources of internet hooked up in my place? I wouldn't.
      C) Too costly!
      Land Line ($45/month)
      Cable Internet ($39.99/month)
      DSL Subsciber ($39.99/month)
      MSN Account ($22.95/month)
      OUCH!

      So I tell her no thanks and hang up, feeling rather refreshed for having gotten off the phone with MSN - butterfly or no.

      Well, five months later I get a charge on my charge card for MSN Service. WTF!?

      I called and called and called. It took almost two weeks to get in contact with the correct person to remove the charges. When they did remove the charges, it took them two months to do so!

      Math Class!

      Let's see:

      My bill
      22.95 @ 12 %interest = x

      Microsoft's bill (Hrm)
      22.95 times (like) 8000 customers who don't know their being billed ($22.95) + the interest earned on those 8K peeps + MSNs delay time of two months = one helluva chunk of ka-ching via interest alone EVEN IF THOSE SAME PEEPS WERE SEEKING TO STOP MSNs "service."

      To make matters worse, they did the same to my mother. If I hadn't mentioned it to her, she might still be paying that bill.

      Curse Microsoft!

  30. ok people this is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you genuinely don't like MS policy, why not go apple, amiga, or BeOS?

  31. Refund? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He has not been unable to get a full refund from either company, said Anthony Lee, his attorney."

    Well, at least he was able to get a refund...or should /. send some of it's editors to cnet?

    1. Re:Refund? by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Looks to me like they already did...

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  32. MOD PARENT UP! Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's no wonder that there is a community of Linux-bashers out there. Michael and the rest of the Slashdot editor cabal spew their little anti-MS tantrums on the front page and expect to be taken seriously. I challenge anyone who would even consider modding this post as -1 to *respond first*. Really, I'm waiting to hear from any slashdotter that *isn't* ashamed at Michael's rantings.

  33. One good turn deserves another. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the spirit of this news post, here's an assimilation of all the normal slashcrap:

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of in soviet russia, stories assimilate you with
    Step 1: assimilate stories
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: profit!
    hile BSD is dying because Microsoft is evil, and Linux is gay and unusable on the desktop.

    Nine out of ten goatse.cx visitors agree!

  34. whatever (borg sux) by Whammy666 · · Score: 1
    Another contrived (and probably inaccurate) comparison between Linux anbd M$. When will the FUD masters at borg central ever learn.

    We use linux on our servers and some of them have up times approaching two years. They replaced the M$ servers which required constant attention and occasional reloading. Bah. Who needs that? Linux rocks.

    M$ new licensing is certainly reason to stay with Linux. Don't need that BS either.

    My home system is W98se only because I need an el Cheapo game platform. I intend to run it until the game companies stop supporting it. Hopefully by then, Linux will be accepted as a viable gaming platform. (Still a ways off now.) The point is that I refuse to get sucked into the endless upgrade game as dictated by M$. Screw 'em.

    --
    When all else fails, run.
    1. Re:whatever (borg sux) by pbrammer · · Score: 1


      Whammy666 says:
      ...have up times approaching two years...


      So, you're running a severely vulnerable kernel then? Uptime is a gimick. BTW, Linux (any OS for that matter) needs constant attention to be secure. Don't bash M$ on that point.

    2. Re:whatever (borg sux) by Whammy666 · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between doing a scheduled shutdown versus a BSOD.

      --
      When all else fails, run.
  35. .mspx on WinHEC site? by UndercoverBrotha · · Score: 1

    I know asp is .asp
    I know ASP.NET is .aspx

    WTF is .mspx???

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    Solid!
    1. Re:.mspx on WinHEC site? by KoolDude · · Score: 1


      I know asp is .asp I know ASP.NET is .aspx WTF is .mspx???

      It's MSP(E).NET. Latest innovation from Microsoft, acronym for Microsoft 's Shittiest Product(Ever).NET

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      getSexySig(); /* returns sexy signature */
    2. Re:.mspx on WinHEC site? by cptgrudge · · Score: 1
      I know asp is .asp I know ASP.NET is .aspx WTF is .mspx???

      It's actually an XML-based Web Page in the .NET architechture.

      Source: filext.com

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    3. Re:.mspx on WinHEC site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are a genius. As I'm sitting here, smelling the stink of my own filth, rebuilding my kernel with the latest trendy optimizations so I can imagine that my email downloads faster over my 28.8 dialup connection, I truly thought,"Yeah M$ sux0rs a big fatty" after reading your post.

  36. DRM an opportunity? by tuffy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose if you try and bypass DRM, the DMCA will provide you an opportunity to go to prison.

    --

    Ita erat quando hic adveni.

  37. WINHEL by metamatic · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, eternal damnation is reserved for those who pay money for Windows and hence support evil. Duh.

    --
    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    1. Re:WINHEL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, eternal damnation is reserved for those who pay money for Windows and hence support evil. Duh.

      I take the last "Duh", as in "Homer: Duh!" -- you realized you payed money for windows.

  38. Knowing where to stop reading.. by Keck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft commissioned VeriTest, a

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    A computer without Microsoft is like ice cream without ketchup.
  39. because no matter how much people complain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because no matter how much people complain, everyone uses, and loves microsoft. I know its not 'cool' to say you use a easy, reliable, robust OS that has millions of apps.

    But hey, dont cry, you can always say you 'play' with linux. Or you can tell your pals you can surf the web in linux. Or after 4 days of messing with it, you got linux to do '______'.

  40. So does Windows by gazbo · · Score: 3, Informative
    It's called cacls

    C:\>help cacls
    Displays or modifies access control lists (ACLs) of files

    CACLS filename [/T] [/E] [/C] [/G user:perm] [/R user [...]]
    [/P user:perm [...]] [/D user [...]]
    filename Displays ACLs.
    /T Changes ACLs of specified files in
    the current directory and all subdirectories.
    /E Edit ACL instead of replacing it.
    /C Continue on access denied errors.
    /G user:perm Grant specified user access rights.
    Perm can be: R Read
    W Write
    C Change (write)
    F Full control
    /R user Revoke specified user's access rights (only valid with /E).
    /P user:perm Replace specified user's access rights.
    Perm can be: N None
    R Read
    W Write
    C Change (write)
    F Full control
    /D user Deny specified user access.
    Wildcards can be used to specify more that one file in a command.
    You can specify more than one user in a command.

    Seems that Windows has somewhat more advanced controls here.

    1. Re:So does Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of Netware...??

    2. Re:So does Windows by Kpt+Kill · · Score: 1

      shhh the anti-microsoft people will get angry

  41. Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Okay, so it is rather redundant to say, but any benchmarking / testing paid for by a party is pretty much guaranteed to be biased in favor of that party.

    Anyway, what is up with all the (ONLY 3?) testing systems being PIII Xeons? Where are the AMD chips for comparison? Sounds like Microsoft made sure the systems and benchmarks were very thoroughly optimized in their favor.

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    1. Re:Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      They were not CPU benchmarks, otherwise your gripe would make sense. They were software/OS benchmarks, in which case you want to use a common hardware platform if you want results that make sense.

      That being said, I trust benchmarks sponsored by MS about as much as I trust my ex (i.e. not all that much!). The same goes for any company that commissions a benchmark study of it's own products.

    2. Re:Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      They used Compaq servers... These are typical of the kind of servers running in data centers.

      Can you point to me servers from Compaq, Dell, IBM, etc. running AMD processors in 4-way configurations?

    3. Re:Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could it be that AMD just plain suck?

    4. Re:Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      They're benchmarking the software, not the hardware.

      In this test, the hardware is the constant and the software is the variable.

      In a CPU benchmark, the software would be the constant, the hardware the variable.

      The P3 Xeons are a better choice than the P4 Xeons, it keeps the iSSE2 and AthlonXP and hyperthreading stuff out of the mix, which could really skew results.

      Plus it represents the vast majority of hardware in the real world.

      This is probably as fair as the benchmark can be.

      --
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    5. Re:Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When real Opteron systems ship, Microsoft will kick Linux's ass there too.

      Reason: They've got NUMA in their mainline and Linux does not.

    6. Re:Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by m1chael · · Score: 1

      yeah, they suck so much they are good.

      --
      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
    7. Re:Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like Microsoft made sure the systems and benchmarks were very thoroughly optimized in their favor.

      What was your first clue? It should have been "Sponsored by Microsoft".

    8. Re:Microsoft afraid to be benchmarked on AMD chip? by theedge318 · · Score: 1

      Well I knew better than to trust the results. So I set about reading the report for the "catch". Guess what it, it wasn't very hard to find.

      The 250 Client Systems they tested the Servers with were ALL running Windows XP/SP1.

      Now if I am not mistaken, there have always been Windows/Linux problems with SAMBA. Namely Linux uses SAMBA, Windows uses SMB. It isn't too much of a stretch to believe that even if the interoperability is perfect, they Microsoft breaks the rules in XP client - XP server interactions, in an attempt to improve performance.

      This isn't totally unbelievable, as there was an earlier /. about M$ IE having a performance lag with non-M$ server. They use an abbreviated handshake protocol, that only connected to M$ servers, but would cause non-M$ servers to hang-up, and then IE would have to resort to the "official" handshake protocols.

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  42. Amusing prediction of where MS will go by OpCode42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Found this, and was quite amused. Perhaps its going to be spookily accurate?

  43. Start the NGSCB Cracking Office Pool Now! by Nova+Express · · Score: 1

    "But deep within Longhorn lurks the Nexus, part of Microsoft's new Next Generation Secure Computing Base system, which is intended to provide a tamper-resistant, private container for data users would rather not share with the world."

    OK, I've got $5 that says that NGSCB will be cracked within five days of the first Alpha appearing on P2P networks...

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    http://www.lawrenceperson.com/

    1. Re:Start the NGSCB Cracking Office Pool Now! by karlm · · Score: 1
      It's a combination hardware/software system. Knowing MS, there will be an exploitble buffer over run somewhere in the software portion. The question is: will the hardware or software hackers break it first? With the XBox, the hardware guys beat the software guys by a few months. Way back before the XBox came out I predicted in a post that a software crack would come out shortly. (It was a pretty safe prediction. All games run in ring 0 and from all of the manufacturers, so you only need one exploitable buffer/heap overflow or similar problem in one game and you can overflow GRUB/LILO/etc. into evecuting in ring 0.)

      My understanding is that the trusted computing base will use a special driver with its own set of trusted interupts. I think in order to overwrite the trusted driver, you need the MMU to be running in secure mode, otherwise the trusted interupts will make it decrypt whatever you wrote there into gibberish. Writing to memory with the correct keypair in the MMU would require the writing to be done by the secure driver itself, thus you need to be able to haijack the driver or otherwise trick it. I would assume once you have control of the trusted driver, you can set the MMU to be secure for the code segment and insecure for the data segment of theprogram you want to crack. The program will run due to the code segment decrypting properly, but reads and writes of data will be in the clear. Keep those version 1 CDs, they will be much more careful after they get stung once. Of course, a buffer overflow in your media player itself will also get around DRM.

      I could also be wrong. I don't know too many details of the system and filled in the details I don't know with guesses. They may very well only use one keypair for the trusted driver and let the trusted driver securely store data on behaf of the userspace programs using its keypair.

      When they say "public/private key pair", are they talking about RSA? If so, they had a couple of managers skim Applied Cryptography instead of hiring real cryptographers. Maybe it's time to take out a patent before they figure out the right way to do it.

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    2. Re:Start the NGSCB Cracking Office Pool Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The alphas have been out for close to a month. Pay up sucka.

  44. Future looks good for AMD by sacherjj · · Score: 1

    "I believe they're going to announce a sub-operating system that will not be accessible to the end user. This will run on new add-on hardware associated with the Intel processor. While you can use Nexus for secure operation, it will also enforce digital rights management."

    Looks like with its advances in 64-bit and this in the pipeline, AMD has a good future indeed. If AMD doesn't jump on this bandwagon, they will get my business instead.

  45. ...But wait, there's more! by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You left out this interview with Steve Ballmer. I demand satisfaction!

    1. Re:...But wait, there's more! by julesh · · Score: 1

      OK, own up, who modded that offtopic. Title of article: "What's Microsoft Up To?". Link to an article which contains an interview with Microsoft's CEO. Offtopic how?

    2. Re:...But wait, there's more! by vb.warrior · · Score: 0

      You called Bill Gates gay.. your so funny I wish I was like you.

  46. Re: Too much talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You aren't CODING...

  47. Coincidence, or conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Rights Managment Service": RMS "Richard M. Stallman": RMS

  48. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by julesh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They disabled last access time updating under windows. They didn't under Linux. This is enough to account for these differences, I suspect.

  49. Dupes? by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
    also the iLoo, although that hasn't stopped you from submitting stories about it, oh no.

    Yeah, that's it, blame the user. Well, I guess that's better than last weeks excuse for dupes: It's a feature, not a bug!

  50. Class action law suit against MSN I'd love to see by ldesegur · · Score: 1

    Here is one I'd like to hear about. MSN redirects you to any URL you receive in your hotmail account by prepending one of their server cgi URL. Any URL embedded in your message including https ones that often require you as a first action to log your name and password are going thru a non-secured MSFT server. If you miss the redirected banner, and you type your name and password, then where do the info goes? How about security and privacy breach for a change.

  51. (Locking desktops) Definition of "stability" by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...With regard to IT's (real!) need to lock down desktops...

    We need a new definition of OS stability.

    Today, "stability" basically refers to the ability of an OS to run without crashing _in the absense of configuration changes_.

    In the real world, there are ongoing needs to install new software, apply patches, updates, etc.

    In a system that had proper modular design, it should be possible to install something new or change a legitimate setting without feeling that you're playing Russian Roulette.

    CERTAINLY it should be possible to install vendor-recommended updates with a high level of confidence that it's not going to break something.

    Remember all that stuff a few years back, that implied that the problem with stability was that people weren't keeping their systems properly updated and that "self-healing" systems would fix that? Well, now, we all but have them, and, in fact, it's made things worse.

    1. Re:(Locking desktops) Definition of "stability" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to read more about Windows Installer and MSI. It has really improved things here ten-fold. You say it makes things worse. Well, no doubt it is a very complex technology, and if you have not spent months planning it out, yes, things may get ugly. But those months are worth it. I mean, I can deploy Office 2000 across thousands of workstations in about 25 minutes, almost all of which is spent waiting for the administrative install to complete to the server. So before you say things are broken, keep in mind that it may just be at your site.

    2. Re:(Locking desktops) Definition of "stability" by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Self-healing systems? Is that like apt-get / rpm / synaptic on RedHat 9?

      I recently upgraded my kernel through synaptic. I wonder if this will fix those audio drivers on my laptop. I also added a bunch of software, like movie players and codecs for almost all popular formats. At any rate its working better than it was last year.

    3. Re:(Locking desktops) Definition of "stability" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      self healing is a feature provided by Windows Installer. Programs deployed in MSI format can self-heal. For instance, delete winword.exe. Then click the shortcut for MS Word. Windows installer comes up, replaces the missing file (along with any other missing files and registry keys) and works flawlessly. A high quality MSI is a thing of beauty, unfortunately there are many not so high quality ones out there.

    4. Re:(Locking desktops) Definition of "stability" by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      a system that had proper modular design

      Yes. Yes. Yes.

      The problem with a system with a proper modular design with nice, clean interfaces between the parts is...

      ...that it is harder to hide your system, which is where you obtain a competitive advantage.

      Arguably, most of the growth of MS as a corporation is thanks to keeping things dark and hidden from competitors and, when there is danger of the system being exposed to light, changing the interfaces.

      This strategy has produced financial returns far beyond anything else. The ability to hide, lock-in, and yet promote change in the face of reverse-engineering threats, is peculiar to the software industry. In the early days of the industrial revolution, once the technology leaked out of the loom factory, competition started to work its magic.

      IMHO, it's a testimony to the brilliant, hard working employees of MS that Win2K and successors are as stable as they are (and they are), especially once one starts considering the corporate culture of hide `n go seek that made their jobs that much more difficult.

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  52. Article Overload by flogger · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Aiiiee.......
    I like
    • posting
    • reading articles
    • reading posts
    • thinking about posts
    But there is too much here in this article that covers a lot of different ground. I think I'll give this topic a break and read a book today during my break.

    (It's like last couple of /. polls. Too many choices.)

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  53. File server shoot-out? You're kidding, right? by mj01nir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's so... 1996. This is one of the tactics Novell tried to use to keep corporations from replacing NetWare with NT. What Novell found out is that no one cared about file server performance. As long as the performance was "good enough" and Windows had more gizmos, they were screwed.

    Of course, this is just one part of Microsoft's strategy against Linux and OSS. But I'm pretty sure that this salvo will fall on deaf ears.

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    1. Re:File server shoot-out? You're kidding, right? by sheldon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Of course, this is just one part of Microsoft's strategy against Linux and OSS. But I'm pretty sure that this salvo will fall on deaf ears."

      You're right. Nobody has been listening to the Samba people claim their server was faster.

      This was more of a pride thing to Microsoft. They saw an article showing their server was not the fastest one out there, and so they went to their developers and said "fix this."

      And so they did. Now it's not just faster, it's signifigantly faster.

      That's the nature of competition!

    2. Re:File server shoot-out? You're kidding, right? by listen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except the benchmark uses questionable methods, so most people who this could matter to will discount it.

      Thats the nature of fabrication!

    3. Re:File server shoot-out? You're kidding, right? by louzerr · · Score: 1

      The test I'd like to see is two unconfigured servers - Linux whatever-modern, and Windows 2003 put in a network with a crew of 50 hackers. See which door pops open first.

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    4. Re:File server shoot-out? You're kidding, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except they did not fix it. They optimized the Windows side of things for the test, and did not do equal optimizations on the Red Hat side(which were easy to do). So really, these test results are basically toilet paper.

      I wonder if it's part of Microsofts plans to get into the bathroom.

    5. Re:File server shoot-out? You're kidding, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the nature of competition!

      So you're saying that the nature of competition is he who cheats the best wins?

      As others have posted already, there are enough technical issues with how this benchmark was conducted that it isn't even close to being proof that Microsoft's SMB performance is faster than Samba.

      Basically it looks like Microsoft carefully selected a combination of hardware biased towards their platform and then carefully tuned their software using methods that are way beyond what most MSCEs would be capable of figuring out on their own. And they compare very bleeding edge software from themselves against a Linux distribution a couple of releases out of date and not significantly tuned at all.

      Give me a nice fat budget to carefully pick a combination of hardware that is biased towards Linux+Samba, let me tune the hell out of the Linux software and then let me compare it against a mostly box-stock install of a couple version out of date release of Microsoft's server software and I bet the results would be opposite of what Microsoft's paid-for study came up with.

      I do have to at least give them a little credit for having learned that it is a bad idea to try to hide the fact that they are funding these shams. But they still haven't learned to at least make the benchmarks look like they are presenting each side on a level playing ground. It would be much more impressive if they showed a box-stock Windows install could beat either a box-stock Linux install or even better a tuned Linux install on a configuration that was typical of what you'll find in most company's server room. When/if they can do that, then your attitude will be justified.

  54. Misleading Measurements in Benchmark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I saw this comment on LWN yesterday, pointing out that they were comparing the PEAK throughput. Windows 2003 may have a higher number for this, but it's the overall throughput that really matters.

  55. Unequal Tuning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note there was more tuning in the 2003 box than in the RH box.

    They disabled last access, 8.3 filename creation, changed TCPAck frequency, etc....

    Nothing equivalent was done on the RH box.

  56. What does Bill Gates use? by PineHall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does Bill Gates use a Tablet PC? No, he uses a yellow pad of paper. ( Jon Udell's blob, Ron Howard's blog)

  57. MSFT Stock by Beatbyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its so horrible to see a company like this doing dirty business everywhere, getting sued like mad, and yet, their stock is UP!!!!!

    But no, this company is not a monopoly at all.

    1. Re:MSFT Stock by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Ignore the monopoly behind the curtain!

  58. Looking at the Wired article by awakened+tech · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From what they say in the wired article I can see DRM being extremely dangerous. If you can sign an email, making it only viewable by the intended recipient and stopping them from print/forwarding/saving, then you could very easily mount a campaign of e-stalking, sendingv vulgar and/or threatening emails and the person receiving them unable to remove them or forward them to anybody who can help.

    1. Re:Looking at the Wired article by spitzak · · Score: 2

      Only large corporations and the government will be able to sign things in this way. You don't have to worry about the lone stalker. You also won't be able to use it for your own purposes, either.

  59. Shouldn't be modded up - it's in the blurb above by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A class-action suit has been filed charging that MSN and Best Buy combined to scam customers." Very good, you didn't even read the blurb - let alone the articles.

  60. The "right" of fair use (from a lawyer) by DirtyCowboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    And while I'm on it, can someone who is a lawyer tell me if we have a right to fair use or is it merely a thing that we've enjoyed because copyright holders couldn't ever get such a firm grip on it enough to effectively control it?

    I am a lawyer. I am not completely sure on this issue, as I have not had a lot of time to research it. It appears as though the issue is split. Some courts refer to fair use as a right, some as a privelege.

    Fair use is provided by statute, not the Constitution:

    107. Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair use
    Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include --
    1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
    (2) the nature of the copyrighted work;
    (3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
    (4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work. The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors.

    The Supreme Court has described it as follows: "Any individual may reproduce a copyrighted work for a 'fair use'; the copyright owner does not possess the exclusive right to such a use." Sony Corp. of America v. Universal City Studios, Inc., 464 U.S. 417, 433, 78 L. Ed. 2d 574, 104 S. Ct. 774 (1984).

    I don't think the issue has been presented to the courts in this manner (there haven't been many copy protection schemes for thinks like books, e.g., they aren't printed on red paper to stop photcopying). I would say that a court would hodl a content producer can use DRM, but if you hack the DRM, thus allowing you to make copies, you can make copies for various fair uses. However, the hacking itself (i.e, bypassing the DRM) may be illegal under the DMCA. This probably trumps the fair use right (remember, its source is statutory -- not constitutional) in that if you can't make copies legally, you can't exercise your fair use right/privilege.

    Alas... the problem is that the various statutes are either out of date (e.g., Copyright Act) or responses to an uncertain environment, goaded by lobbyists (e.g., DMCA).

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    1. Re:The "right" of fair use (from a lawyer) by sbaker · · Score: 1

      The trouble here seems to be that the law only says that if you have copied a copyrighted work under the special conditions of fair use, you won't be sued.

      However, it doesn't guarantee that you physically *can* copy the copyrighted work in the first place.

      That's the heart of the problem.

      If DRM/DMCA prevents you from making the copy in the first place, the fair use provisions are simply inapplicable - you didn't make a copy - so you didn't violate the copyright law either with or without the fair use provision.

      I completely agree that there SHOULD be a law that guarantees you the right to copy a work under certain circumstances - thereby making it illegal to prevent people from using the work in otherwise legal ways.

      We need a law like that if only to allow things like search engines and library indexes to work - to allow quotation of one work within another - to allow criticism - for all manner of other reasons.

      If we don't make that law then in a few centuries from now, historians are going to discover that in the period of mankinds most prolific production of music, art, literature and software, there is a great gaping black hole where NOTHING of our culture will be accessible. Games, music, movies and ebooks will be heavily encrypted and will only replay on machines with DRM hardware that stopped working centuries ago.

      We'll have better understanding of the ancient Greeks than of 3rd millenium Americans because more of their achievements will be accessible still.

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    2. Re:The "right" of fair use (from a lawyer) by Trepalium · · Score: 1

      There's also the issue of the fact that when those copyrights actually expire, will they be removable from the encryption? When the copyright term expires, they're supposed to be in the public domain, but if you're not legally allowed to break the encryption holding the work, how does it enter the public domain? We've created perpetual copyright without ever really intending to.

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    3. Re:The "right" of fair use (from a lawyer) by sbaker · · Score: 1

      I don't think we can rely on copyrights *ever* expiring. Law makers in the USA have decided that when the constitution says "limited duration" - it actually means "limited to a billion, trillion years" or something. Under pressure from all the usual MPAA/RIAA interests they are increasing the lifetime of copyright by an average of more than a year each year.

      However, your point is well taken.

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  61. So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they are only making vast amounts of money, as opposed to stupidly vast amounts of money

  62. Intent vs. Method by Amarok.Org · · Score: 1
    I suppose it comes down to the difference between the intent of the test, versus the method of the test.

    In this case, the method of the test was to use CIFS to measure performance against Windows and Linux PCs (using whatever implementation of that protocol is available for the platform).

    If the intent of the test is to determine which platform is a better file server, the test plan is poorly spec'd. If the intent is to determine which platform can better serve CIFS clients, this probably wasn't a half bad test.


    If the intent is to determine which platform makes a better "server" (which from reading the report, it wasn't), clearly there are lots of elements missing from the test.

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  63. Re:KDE 3.2 will have lockdown features by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 3, Informative

    I hope for your sake you are kidding.
    You are talking of two totally different kinds of lockdown features.
    Windows lockdown is locking the customer to one perticular vendor (windows in this case), and forcing them to upgrade and pay more and more money every year.
    The KDE 3.2 lockdown features are for locking certain aspects of KDE from the users by administrators. Typical application would be kikos where you want multiple users to use the applications but not change the configurations.

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  64. News for nerds? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    News is good. Give us news. Spare us your opinions, or at least use some restraint. Not everyone here hates Microsoft, you know...

    1. Re:News for nerds? by saintjab · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it wouldn't be a proper /. post without a thousand a$$holes, er I mean opions, flying around.

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  65. Worked at VeriTest on a contract once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked at VeriTest on a contract about 85% of thier buisness is from MS they don't have anyone who speaks *nix there. Hummm....

    1. Re:Worked at VeriTest on a contract once by Quikah · · Score: 1

      Veritest has several locations. Some do only one thing. Others do everything, including lots of testing under *nix.

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  66. Copyright & fair use by theyman · · Score: 1
    And while I'm on it, can someone who is a lawyer tell me if we have a right to fair use or is it merely a thing that we've enjoyed because copyright holders couldn't ever get such a firm grip on it enough to effectively control it?

    Sorry, IANAL, however, from http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap1.html#107:
    " 107. Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair use38

    Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include-

    (1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;

    (2) the nature of the copyrighted work;

    (3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and

    (4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.

    The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors."
    There's lot's more on there, reading, for the use of.
    Assuming the document that I just copied that paragraph from hasn't been put into the 'public domain' then my act of copying for illustrative purposes here could be considered fair use.
    However, even from that paragraph (let alone the rest of the document) it's pretty much up to someone's opinion of whether a bunch of contributing factors add up to infringement.

    It's somewhat different here in the UK but moving ever closer to the DMCA situation with the European copyright directive. :(

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  67. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by B1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They also set up the servers with one NIC for each CPU. The uniprocessor box had one ethernet card, while the 8-way box had eight ethernet cards. If I remember, this is similar to the Mindcraft tests, where they tested file and web serving performance on systems having four ethernet adapters. I wouldn't call this a normal real-world configuration.

    Maybe there are some cases where a fileserver is connected to several separate ethernet networks, but in my mind, that's an unusual configuration. I wonder if it's a contrived test, designed to exploit a difference between the Linux and Windows kernel, especially in handling multi-cpu / multi-NIC machines.

    Perhaps Windows gets a larger boost than Linux from CPU affinity, especially on the chosen hardware (e.g. the IRQs from each ethernet card are dedicated to a specific CPU). There may be some room for improvement. It might even be that Linux doesn't fully support the chipset or APIC on that particular server, and therefore can't make the same optimization.

  68. why user desktops are locked down... by spleck · · Score: 1

    I finally take the time to RTFA and all I learn is that Jack Kapica is an idiot. He had Microsoft's automatic update turned on! Ignoring M$' previous history, would you trust a company to safely install updates on your computer when they can't even keep an email password safe?

    1. Re:why user desktops are locked down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm, yes I would. and do. one has nothing to do with the other. gotta love slashdot, where 1+1 = 3.

    2. Re:why user desktops are locked down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've corrected Jack in the past. He thinks Linus invented open source.

  69. money??? by antadam · · Score: 1

    hey, i have 3 million bucks lying around. anyone wanna do a benchmark test that says i can write the binary out for a 100 meg file with pencil and paper and get it to another computer faster than win2k3 server can copy it across the network. corporate funded benchmarks are a waste.

  70. Re:One more for the road-Couple extras. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaker did not 'bow' to lobbyists

    "In his May 2 opinion piece, Ken Barber accused me of killing legislation regarding open-source software (House Bill 2892) "after powerful out-of-state corporate interests showed up at the Oregon Capitol, seeking to make the bill go away."

    How could DRM on Linux impact admins?

    Linux e-mail set-up slashes costs to £8 per user

    Mozilla backs down on browser name

    BTW with the iLoo coming out. If it fails will it be Microsoft's Water-iLoo?

  71. In other news... by CaptainAlbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Redmond, WA: In an unprecedented press briefing Friday, Microsoft Corporation announced its intention to establish itself as a sovereign nation. While only sketchy details have been released so far, it has emerged that Microsoft's Chief Software Architect and President Elect Bill Gates has purchased a small archipelago off the coast of Cuba. The company's Seattle headquarters are to be dismantled and transported there immediately by boat.

    Microsoft CEO and Foreign Minister Steve Ballmer said, "This transformation marks the beginning of a new era for Microsoft. Becoming an independent nation will allow us to streamline our operations beyond what has previously been possible. Besides, our net yearly revenue already exceeds the GDP of 60% of the world's other countries, and we employ approximately as many people as live in Greenland. Plus, we didn't have to think very hard to come up with a flag."

    Attorney General Brad Smith was quick to point out that, since so many of the laws passed into US statute have been heavily influenced by Microsoft, the transformation of the Legal department into the new Department of Justice would be relatively straightforward.

    Environmental groups were dismayed by the sale of the North Atlantic islands, which they say contain some of the last remaining habitats of the Paralouatta Varonai monkey. Microsoft Environment Minister Ken DiPietro insisted that "every effort" would be made to safeguard the wellbeing of the primates, although he sought to play down rumours that some might be offered jobs in the country's Department of Trustworthy Computing.

    Construction work has already begun on the smallest island of the complex, where a village of eleven mud huts has been erected. This will house the Departments of Software Testing, Quality Assurance and Customer Service. The remaining 95% of the landmass will house the Departments of Justice, the Treasury and the Department of Marketing and Tourism.

    The move has caused widespread concern among industry analysts, many of whom are predicting severe economic repercussions. A spokesperson said, "Many people [at] Microsoft are of the opinion that we have been carrying the whole US economy for some time now. Well, as of today, that's no longer our problem."

    It seems that the incorporation of an armed defence force does not figure in Microsoft's plan. Intelligence sources suspect that the country may be content with the strategic advantage they already have, by virtue of posessing a back door into the computer systems of almost every government in the world.

    When asked about the potential perception of Microsoft's actions as anti-American, Ballmer said, "[that] is preposterous. All of our subjects will be offered dual nationality, and may retain their US passport in addition to their new Microsoft Passports and other documentation." Examination of the EULA for Windows XP Service Pack 2 reveals an extra clause allowing Microsoft to "upgrade" users in other countries to Microsoft citizenship automatically.

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  72. DRM what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok OK, we all think their version of DRM sucks, etc etc.

    What is there for a publshing company that isn't a microsoft solution?

    Not every publisher can afford to give it all away.

  73. It's called setfacl (Solaris 8, HP-UX 10, etc.) by moogla · · Score: 2, Informative

    $ setfacl -h
    usage:
    setfacl [-r] -f aclfile file ...
    setfacl [-r] -d acl_entries file ...
    setfacl [-r] -m acl_entries file ...
    setfacl [-r] -s acl_entries file ...

    Also available for linux

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    1. Re:It's called setfacl (Solaris 8, HP-UX 10, etc.) by fuzza · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ACLs on Unix (Linux, anyway) are all very well, but the permissions themselves are still only Read, Write, Execute. The extra things like Modify and Full Control are lacking.

      I speak from experience - it's the reason why we were ultimately unable to replace an existing W2k fileserver with Debian (on ext3).

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  74. About the whole MSN thing... by mitzman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I used to work for Best Buy. We were given the whole deal about getting out as many MSN disks as we could. The thing about that is, MSN kicks back a good amount of money for each free account that someone signs up for. Whether or not it's the 30 free days, 2 months, or 9months (or whatever). Heres what happens. Say a customer buys a computer at Best Buy, they automatically get 6 free months (if they pay with a credit card or major debit). If the customer doesn't sign on and activate that account, they never get billed. However, even if they sign on just once, even for just 30 seconds, they have to call and cancel the account.

    Now, if a customer signs up for the 30 day free trial, yes they have to give a creditcard number, but they have to call and cancel the account even if they don't sign on. I had that problem but I called MSN and got this resolved and my money refunded immediately.

    Now, the problem is that some bestbuy clerks don't bother to tell the customers this. I've had customers outright refuse the msn and i said that's fine and just don't go through with ringing it up. I always mentioned it to all the customers I talked to, and if they just didn't want it, I never scanned it. This class action probably won't work, but I hope this guy gets his money back.

    Anyway that's my piece!

    1. Re:About the whole MSN thing... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This class action probably won't work

      Why? Because you told a story about how you didn't scam the customers? That doesn't change the fact that other employees did scam the customers. And it appears that they had pressure to do so. This lawsuit not only sounds like it will work, but it sounds like a slam-dunk. The activity at Best Buy appears to be wholly illegal, even if you didn't participate in it.

    2. Re:About the whole MSN thing... by mitzman · · Score: 1

      Let me revise my previous comments. I think this should be a targeted lawsuit by one person vs BestBuy/MSN, not a class-action. I never really saw tremeandous pressure to push this on people, and at any bestbuy I've ever been to across the states, the clerks never pushed an MSN disk inside the bag and charged me for it. To me this is an honest business relationship. MSN gives Best Buy a kickback for pushing their service, and there is a same deal with Netflix and Best Buy. Now, this guy was deceived obviously, but it's in the agreement that the customer MUST cancel the account or they will be billed.

    3. Re:About the whole MSN thing... by adam613 · · Score: 1

      Just because it's a slam-dunk doesn't mean it's going to work. Remember he's up against Microsoft. Microsoft could fairly easily dismiss the case, or just ignore the judgement like they usually do.

    4. Re:About the whole MSN thing... by Conspiracy+Theorist · · Score: 1

      and at any bestbuy I've ever been to across the states, the clerks never pushed an MSN disk inside the bag and charged me for it.

      Yes but did any ever secretly charge you for it without putting the disk inside the bag? That's what happened to me. I did get MSN to refund the money though, but it still pissed me off.

    5. Re:About the whole MSN thing... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      Now, this guy was deceived obviously, but it's in the agreement that the customer MUST cancel the account or they will be billed.

      Ah. You didn't read the article. That explains your comments. You see, he was given the CD without requesting it, and he never used it nor did he read or hear about this "agreement" that you mention -- from what I read in the article, the guy didn't even click OK to an EULA. Nothing. He agreed to nothing. He installed nothing. Yet he was still charged. It's akin to me billing you $200 right now, as a fee for reading my post. My post didn't say that would happen, and I never got your agreement beforehand. But I've made up an agreement that you haven't seen or signed, and I'm binding you to it. Bah. That's garbage. Any judge in any US court would rule against me and possibly penalize me financially just for trying it.

    6. Re:About the whole MSN thing... by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      This guys first mistake was using a debit card for a major purchase. Why people use these things I'll never figure out. If it was a normal credit card all he would have to do is challenge the charge with his credit card company and they would deal with it and the problem would have been solved. Its a lot harder to get money back from wrong debit card charges.

    7. Re:About the whole MSN thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, disputing with the credit card company wont work. MSN disputes all chargebacks unless the account has been cancelled AND the cancelling agent has bothered to leave clear notes documenting some sort of fraud. Otherwise, the customer just gets a nice friendly notice that this is a valid contract, and per the MSN Member Agreement they are responsible for all charges up to the point of cancellation. Oh, and MSN doesn't prorate either...

    8. Re:About the whole MSN thing... by Loosewire · · Score: 1

      I had that problem but I called MSN and got this resolved and my money refunded immediately.
      Msn were very good about this, a few years back (i mean like 1998) my pc had broken and i hadnt used it in several months , phoned up msn told them what happend and they refunded those months subscription to msn :-)

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  75. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by ninewands · · Score: 2, Informative

    But hey, at least VeriTest was honest enough to put that fact (that the test was paid for my MSFT) right up front, unlike the Mindcraft back in 1999.

    The subtitle ("Test report prepared under contract from Microsoft") definitely makes me think, "Take these results with a very LARGE grain of salt." Don't get me wrong ... I would be just as sceptical of the result if Red Hat had paid for the study and the result had shown RH parity or superiority to WinServer2k3. Frankly, the only time I think these comparison tests have much credibility is when BOTH the test sponsor AND the testing lab are independent of the vendors of all products tested (as in Mitre's various test studies for various government agencies).

  76. Well, if linux didn't suck balls by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Informative

    We could all switch.

    But it does. I can't get any kind of power management support to work. I'm recompiling the kernel right now with another crap-shoot of settings that might make it suspend properly. The userland desktop apps are garbage. Half the hardware on the shelves is either not supported, or half-way supported.

    Either deal with the hassles of linux, or deal with the hassles of windows. One will cost you time and features, the other money.

    Life's a bitch. Let's get over it, shall we?

    BTW, RedHat ain't exactly gods gift to corporate america either.

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    1. Re:Well, if linux didn't suck balls by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

      You may be trolling, I'm not sure, but, on my mandrake 9.1 systems (one at work, one at home) power management works fine. Also, half the hardware in the world won't work with Windows, just the crap on Best Buy's shelves. So, you may have to do a little research to find what works and what doesn't, but both my systems have lite-on burners, one a GeForce4 Ti4200, the other intel on board video, one an SB live, the other the Via onboard sound, one is an Athlon 1700+, the other a P4 1.6Ghz, etc. etc. etc.... I have no problems with either of my systems. Most of my customers have problems with their $499 WinXP special they picked up off the shelves. I wouldn't even want to run plain jane DOS on a system I got off the shelves (Compaq & HP) they are pure crap, and they were designed for Microsoft. No, I don't care for Red Hat either. I seem to have more trouble with Red Hat than other distros, but other people have the opposite view.
      By the way, I never re-compiled my kernel to get power management, it just worked when I did a normal install.

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    2. Re:Well, if linux didn't suck balls by BFaucet · · Score: 1

      I second what the bninja_penguin said.

      I have a Win2k/Mandrake 9 system.

      I have no power management issues with Mandrake 9.
      Funny thing is, asking my computer to go into suspend mode under Windows 2k freezes it.

      I'm not knocking Win2k, I'm quite happy with it... Mandrake too.

      Windows is quite stable and Mandrake Linux is easy to use... I never thought I'd see a day where I'd say sommat like that.

      Though I think Win2k will probably be the last MS OS I purchase. This so-called "trusted" computing doesn't sound like a good deal.

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      -Derick
  77. One thing Microsoft's DRM won't solve: Spam. by Nova+Express · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does Microsoft's entire NGSCB/DRM/"Trusted Computing" complex ignore the number one irritent of the Internet age, i.e. spam? Imagine, for a moment, that Microsoft's DRM actually works as promised and isn't cracked. [Must...keep...straight...face... "Hahahahahaha!" OK, just pretend...] It doesn't matter how locked down your own PC might be, unless every link in the mail chain is MS DRM validated, you're still going to get spam with forged headers floooding into your mailbox. The only way this wouldn't be true is if: A.) People are willing to give up on receiving mail from those without DRM systems (very, very unlikely), or B.) Everyone in the world agrees to have Microsoft DRM installed (impossible).

    Hey Microsoft, you want to do some REAL innovation for once? Create mail receiving system that automatically validates the headers of every incoming piece of mail on the fly and rejects those with forged headers. Do that, and the world WILL beat a path to your doorstep. Of course, since Outlook virus-driven spam makes up a significant portion of the problem, I'm not holding my breath...

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  78. passport vuln + iLoo = by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ability to steal someones shit while you shit!

    Look how convenient MS makes our lives!

  79. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by sheldon · · Score: 1

    In the world of benchmarking, the key is that the documentation have enough information in it so that the results can be reproduced by other parties.

    From reading the veritest report this appears to be the case.

    In other words... If you doubt the benchmarks, reproduce them and state what you think Veritest did wrong.

    If you'll recall history. When Mindcraft showed IIS was faster than Apache on Linux, there was much gnashing of teeth with similar charges. As it turned out, Mindcraft was vindicated when the results were verified by PCWeek(?).

    Unfortunately the Linux zealots never apologized to Mindcraft. The Linux adults went and fixed the problems identified in the kernel.

  80. wow it worked by gobblez · · Score: 1

    that "turning of im in outlook" feature on the article about locking people's desktops worked for me! outlook is fast now! yay!

  81. Oh yeah by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    or has a need to work standing up?

    *scans street corner*

    Heh, you got that right.

  82. Users won't upgrade? HELLO?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    [Just to be clear, this is the Wired article talking aobut Longhorn]

    "This is scary stuff," said a developer who asked that his name be withheld. "I could see a lot of people sticking with their old computers, operating systems and media players to avoid all this permission crap. Any geek who does use Windows is going to stick with Windows 2000; most of them are already not thrilled with XP anyway."

    Mmm hmm...yea. The same thing was said about Internet Explorer 4.0 & Windows 98 (just substitute the words "web browser integration" in for "permission", and it should bring back memories). No one was going to upgrade because no one wanted their internet integrated into the operating system. But whoever was saying such a thing didn't think about this key issue:

    The average joe does not care, let alone know about integrating a web browser into an OS. It doesn't matter if the nerd police showed up on the opening day of Windows 98 to tell people how evil it was.

    Joe wants a new computer with all the new bells and whistles. If Longhorn says that "it will make the internet come alive with all sorts of new technologies...all you need is Longhorn", then so be it, Joe's going to get Longhorn, because the internet is "cool".

  83. Flawed testing methodology / conflict of interest by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    I only skimmed the "benchmark" document, but I immediately saw a couple of fundamental flaws in their methods.

    First, they said they conducted each test twice to ensure the "repeatability" and "accuracy." First of all, running a test only twice in no way gives you enough data to claim accuracy. Second of all, "repeatability" is meaningless in terms of determining statistically significant results. The terms you want to claim are *reliability* and *validity*, not accuracy and repeatability.

    Simply averaging the results of two tests is idiotic in terms of sound scientific methods. That's the kind of testing I would expect from a grade school chemistry experiment, not an expensive "commissioned" test of a real-life installed system of this kind of complexity.

    The other thing they said, which directly contradicts what they said in the main highlights in the beginning of the report, is that "Our investigation showed that, with some minor tweaks, the default configuration values set for SAMBA generated the best overall performance in our configuration." I'm not sure if this means just their linux configuration, or if they tuned linux and discovered that it was faster and just published the slower non-tweaked numbers.

    Here are some interesting URLs that help to reveal the obvious conflict of interest here:

    http://www.etestinglabs.com/about/news/press/lio nb ridge_microsoft.asp

    http://www.etestinglabs.com/about/news/press/pr_ 02 -06-27.asp?visitor=X

    These two show how LionBridge, the parent company of VeriTest, has a long-standing and EXTREMELY lucrative contract with MicroSoft.

    http://boston.internet.com/news/article.php/1373 16 1

    http://boston.internet.com/news/article.php/1482 80 1

    Here's some more interesting info:

    Fidelity Management and Research Co. is Microsoft's top institutional shareholder, and is LionBridge's 6th largest institutional shareholder.

    Barclays Global Investors Int'l is #2 for Microsoft and #9 for LionBridge.

    Morgan Stanley Investment Mgmt is #13 for Microsoft and #3 for LionBridge.

    State Street is #3 for MicroSoft, #8 for LionBridge.

    So, the top 3 institutional shareholders of Microsoft own a very significant chunk of LionBridge, which shows lots of common interest between the two.

    I could probably go on, but this should be enough..

  84. Microsoft faces new licensing -- by gentgeen · · Score: 1

    My favorite part of the story is near the bottom. Microsoft senior consultant Alex Balcanquall is quoted as saying "Any government department is quite at liberty to run only Windows 2000 server. There's nothing forcing them to upgrade to Server 2003," Now take that statement along with the statement from MS that they would no longer make updates for Windows NT servers. --Mmmm--

    Just too funny for me. I'll stick with my OSS

  85. Microsoft is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is official; Slashdot confirms: Microsoft is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleagured Microsoft community when IDC confirmed that Microsoft market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Slashdot survey which plaily states that Microsoft has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Microsoft is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplifed by any news story on Slashdot.

    You don't need to be a Slashbot to predict Microsoft's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Microsoft faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Microsoft because Microsoft is dying. Things are looking very bad for Microsoft. As many of us are already aware, Microsoft continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Fact: Microsoft is dying

    This is not meant as a troll.
    Four years ago:
    [Slashbot]: Microsoft will collapse.
    Three years ago:
    [Slashbot]: Microsoft will collapse.
    Two years ago:
    [Slashbot]: Microsoft will collapse.
    One year ago:
    [Slashbot]: Microsoft will collapse.
    Today:
    [Slashbot]: Microsoft will collapse.

    Really, you Slashbots need to get your heads out of your asses. Embrace our Microsoft future!

  86. Re:oh for the love of god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Off-topic? OFF-TOPIC? What the hell? This post was DIRECTLY IN RESPONSE to something INCLUDED IN THE POST!

    How the hell this stuff gets moderated off-topic is a mystery to me. Was it you, Michael? Did you do it? It guess it's possible, but one would hope you'd be smart enough to use "overrated" instead, since it doesn't go up for metamod.

    Or maybe that's it. Maybe you used off-topic because you're not affected by metamoderation.

    You're a twit, whoever-you-are-moderator-person.

  87. Stand/Sit based licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe MS figured out that not everyone wants to use a stylus with their computer or has a need to work standing up?

    Pretty soon they'll start charging less money for software licenses that are only valid while the user is standing up and more money for software licenses that are valid while the user is sitting down, in an effort to boost sales of the tablet PCs.

  88. Re:dont think so.. by aflat362 · · Score: 0

    I visited your home page about spamming spammers.
    You do know that spammers often forge their return email addresses? right? . . . So when you are collecting spammers email addresses to send spam back to them you may in fact be sending spam to innocent people who the spammer ripped off their email.

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  89. Windows Server 2003 vs RedHat AS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Is RedHat Advanced Server *THAT* much worse in file serving performance as the report mentioned above suggests?
    Because if those results are valid, then RedHat ( and the linux community) has to seriously worry.

  90. Insightful indeed... by hendridm · · Score: 1

    > RedHat: You either pay or don't (download). It's Linux.

    That's fine for your boxes at home, but I have a feeling most legitimate companies are going to pay for support. In fact, I think the fact that it is "free" is one reason some managers are afraid of it. It doesn't cost as much, so it must not be as good.

    > Documentation: Windows: None

    Yeah right.

    Besides, although I admit I only skimmed the article, it appears it was about how Windows Server 2003 offers better performance as a file server than RedHat. It wasn't about which one was all around "better". Anyway, it's just one report - It's been said before.

    Oh yeah, and in case you didn't know, Pepsi is still better than Coke.

  91. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by sporty · · Score: 1

    It is productive though... to MS. It's the same reason any company would point out the great things about their product and the supposed downfalls of their own product.

    Creates a foul taste for the competition.

    Look at the switch campaign. It doesn't necessarily say PC's are bad, but that Mac's are easier. It doesn't mention the overhead of learning a new interface or other stuff.

    MS is just more targeted for the bad rep they have. Nothign to see here. Move along.

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  92. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by julesh · · Score: 1

    The uniprocessor box had one ethernet card, while the 8-way box had eight ethernet cards [...] I wouldn't call this a normal real-world configuration.

    Yeah, but the results looked pretty similar from the single processor box to the others, and fairly consistent with the difference between (1) reading a file from disk & sending it over the network and (2) reading the file, writing back the updated inode and sending the file.

    I wouldn't really complain if they'd treated the two systems the same. If both were out of the box installations, then I'd agree that even if the results were contrived there are probably situations where they apply.

    But to enable an optimisation that is available on both systems on one of them only is ridiculous.

    Also note that I suspect less people are aware that you _can_ do this on Windows, where registry level hacks like this are generally discouraged, than know about it under Linux where it is a simple modification to one of the core configuration files (/etc/fstab) whose meaning is well explained and all options presented in a logical fashion in the fstab manual page, and the mount page which it refers the reader to.

    What document supplied with Windows tells you how to do the same thing?

  93. well.. by Extrymas · · Score: 1

    we can always dupe everything! oh wait..

  94. The one thing I want to know... by jdclucidly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is Microsoft working on supporting PNG in Internet Explorer? This is the single most significant feature that other browsers have over IE, from a web developer's viewpoint.

    1. Re:The one thing I want to know... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1

      Yes! It would be nice if they could figure out how to implement alpha blending. I had to create two versions of an image with a drop shadow recently, one with the shadow done appropriately with some alpha blending, and the other was a .gif with a semi-dithered shadow (and looked horrible compared to the .png). I had to use user-agent magic with PHP to determine which to display.

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  95. Flamebait by greygent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Too bad we can't mark stories as flamebait/trolling. This would be a prime example. Bye bye michael-submitted stories.

    1. Re:Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAWWWWWW is the poor little microsofties feelings hurt? poor little thing, going to lose that great big monopoly someday soon. Then you poor little thing be all alone, awwwwwwwwwww.

    2. Re:Flamebait by Lester67 · · Score: 1

      Nah.... Posts like this are necessary, imho.

      Look at Ralph Nader. Not many people wanted him as President, and a good chunk of the stuff he says is crap, but every once in awhile he pops up with something that you needed to see, hear, or know about. I consider the "Anti-M$" posts around here in the same category. Microsoft frequently does stuff that you need to know about. It may not stop you from buying or using their product, but you can never have too much awareness on issues that effect your every day life.

      MS people bash Linux, Linux bashes MS, Mac users bash both (The most hard core deny that BSD had any real impact on OSx). It doesn't mean those people have nothing of worth to contribute, assuming you can filter out the noise :-)

      --Lester
      --Remembering the days with my Amiga.

    3. Re:Flamebait by m1chael · · Score: 1

      is there was no conflict of opinions posting wouldnt be the exciting sport it is now!

      --
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    4. Re:Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad we can't mark comments as MS-ass-sucking. This would be a prime example. Bye bye greygent-submitted comments.

    5. Re:Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So obviously you suck Linus ass then? Anyone that is not rabidly foaming anti-whatever is automatically it's ass sucker?

      Fuck off 'tard.

    6. Re:Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical Linux Luser ass-wad. Thanks for making us all look like morons!

  96. Wonder if Joe Barr will comment again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many remember when Mindcraft did a survey?

    Newsgroups: linuxworld.forums.articles.1999-06-vcontrol_4
    Sub ject: Advocacy: How to insert your foot in your mouth.
    Date: Sat, 26 Jun 1999 22:49:37 -0500
    Organization: Forum Participants Unlimited
    Lines: 31
    References:
    Mime-Version: 1.0
    Xref: www.linuxworld.com linuxworld.forums.articles.1999-06-vcontrol_4:3

    From: Joe Barr [joe@pjprimer.com]
    Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 1999 8:02 AM
    To: sales@mindcraft.com
    Subject: Industry Scum

    Hey, Mindcraft

    I am writing an article about asslicking whores in the industry.

    You know the sort, they bend over for folks like Bill Gates by
    producing totally false "benchmarks" based on liess, mistests,
    biased hardware and software, and scores of other unethical,
    deceiptful, dishonest, duplicitous means.

    Like your reviews of NT vs Novell and Linux. Classic cases of
    professional prostitution.

    Cock sucking the geeks in Redmond.

    The question for you maggots, whores, whatever you prefer to be
    called, is: how much does it cost to buy one of your benchmarks?

    tHANKS,

    Joe Barr The Dweebspeak Primer

  97. Translation by Exedore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quote: "Any government department is quite at liberty to run only Windows 2000 server. There's nothing forcing them to upgrade to Server 2003," [Microsoft senior consultant Alex Balcanquall] said.

    Translation: We haven't quite figured out how to break compatibility yet... but we should have that ready for SP1.

    --

    I take drugs seriously.

  98. The real question on benchmarking: the EULA by expro · · Score: 1

    I do not doubt that Microsoft engineers have worked hard, due to the competition Samba was giving them, and made a number of improvements to their servers. In the absence of competition, I suspect that they actually are not served by good performance because the more servers you run the more money they get, unless advanced licensing evens that out based upon number of licenses.

    So we have one benchmark that is probably somewhat legitimate for the exact thing it measures, but performance (ignoring all other questions that might be asked about which is "better") has so many different variables, etc. that the question begs for many more independent test results (other hardware and tests of total throughput, for example are two variables of a long list).

    I haven't read one of their licenses in the last five years or so since I stopped using their products. Do they permit true independents to benchmark their products and publish results without permission, or are the only benchmarks we will ever see ones where Microsoft knows they win?

  99. Yeah...right by TCaptain · · Score: 2, Funny
    Steve Ballmer says DRM is an opportunity, not a prison

    Don't they also keep saying its not a bug its a feature???

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    "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm temporally challenged"
  100. Bogus Server Configuration !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Microsoft disabled last access time through a registry hack, no indication that the EXT3 partition was mounted with the noatime option, this would seriously impare Samba's performance.

    This is the one that stands out for me are there any others ?

  101. Re:MOD PARENT UP! Seriously... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


    It's no wonder that there is a community of Linux-bashers out there.


    You make it sound like Microsoft Zealotry and Linux-bashing didn't exist before Slashdot became popular (or at least well-known). If anything, some of the extreme views taken by Linux zealots are a reaction to an already overly-pro-Microsoft environment fostered by management and Industry rags at one time (although the press is giving Linux more even coverage these days).

    Granted - it could very well be a self-feeding cycle that we're in now. But it shure didn't start that way.
  102. One of those days... by telstar · · Score: 5, Funny
    "So, today's one of those days when every bit of news is dominated by Microsoft."
    • Yeah, I think the forumla is:
    • if(dayname.endsWith("day"))
      trash("Microsoft");
      else fail;

  103. M$FT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think the US Armed forces should remove Bill Gates & M$FT from power, charging M$FT with having too much domination and control of the computer/desktop industry...

    and sanctions placed on Redhat for being too M$FTish...

  104. a tag line for Best Buy by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    As I read through the comments, I realized that it's starting to seem that we need a new tag line for Best Buy. We've replaced "Where do you want to go today?" with "This is where we will tell you to go." What could we use instead of "Turn on the fun." to lampoon Best Buy. I don't think that it would be "Turn on the MSN."

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  105. There are no hackers in Hotmail by azcoffeehabit · · Score: 5, Funny

    "There are no hacker infidels in Hotmail. Never!"

    "My feelings - as usual - we will kill them all"

    "Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

    "I blame Slashdot - they are marketing for the Linux kernel!"

    "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Microsoft."

    "They're coming to surrender or be burned in their computerr rooms."

    "No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

    "Be assured. Passport is safe, protected"

    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"

    "We are not afraid of the hackers. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

    "The hackers, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."

    "I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Hotmail. We will encourage them to commit suicide more quickly."

    "I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."

    "The authority of the Microsoft... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those Linux Distrobutions because they are booby traps," he said, adding that Hackers were "immoral mercenaries" and "criminals" for such behavior.

    "I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about Hackers. ... They have started throwing those emails, but they are not emails, they are booby traps to kill the children."

    "We have them surrounded in their computer rooms"

    "Muhammad Faisal Rauf Danka is all about lies! All he tells is lies, lies and more lies!"

    "I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

    "Lying is forbidden in Microsoft. Microsoft lawyers will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as they are men of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."

    "Now even the Hacker command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us."

    Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
    Microsoft Information Minister

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    :)(smile)
  106. Re:Knowing where to stop reading.. (OT) by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

    hey don't badmouth ketchup...

    I really, really like ketchup...

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  107. I know what they're up to! by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Let's see:
    1)DRM
    2)iLoo
    3)Subscription licensing

    so....

    It's not pay per view, it pay per crap!

    You bastards!

    --
    Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
    1. Re:I know what they're up to! by m1chael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      arent you doing that already?

      [sorry it was a cheap slab]

      --
      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  108. YABBS by swb · · Score: 1

    Went into a BB store around Christmas and bought a $15 clock radio for my wife.

    At the checkout, the clerk asked me if I wanted to spend $10 on their BS protection plan.

    I told her "You have to be fucking joking. Why would I double the cost of this thing?"

    My brother in law worked there for about a year, management isn't any worse than the criminal class that they employ.

  109. Financing from Microsoft? by larsonny · · Score: 1

    Speaking of the other 'head scratchers' that Microsoft is doing, has anyone else wandered over to Microsoft.com and checked out their front page?

    Right on the front page is an offer for financing software, hardware and services. I don't know about anyone else, but to me this says "Don't worry that our solutions are so over priced that you can't afford to pay them off in 90 days, we'll finance it you."

    Now, I can see this type of advertising in their business website, where larger businesses would like to explore all financing options. Though what does this front page ad say to solution resellers, small businesses, and ma 'n' pa shops? This is a point that I don't think will be lost on the average computer user, as I'm already getting the 'raised eyebrows' in regards to the price increases for Microsoft Operating Systems and individual pieces of the Office Package.

    Stroll on over and take a look for yourself and see what it says to you.

  110. Next thing - Screenshot disabled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll all be reduced to using camcorders to make copies of our screens.

    1. Re:Next thing - Screenshot disabled? by mkro · · Score: 1

      Where have you been lately? They already thought of that. Try googling for "plugging the analog hole".

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  111. Actually not just a civil matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... If this is indeed what happened, it constitutes a criminal offense, and involves organized crime and banks too, making it a Federal crime.

  112. I'm not using the iLoo... by ooglek · · Score: 1

    ... for the simple reason that if I were there first, I would piss on it.

    1. Re:I'm not using the iLoo... by Tighe_L · · Score: 1

      I would too, it would be fun to piss on M$, a friend of mine go to do something even more fun.

  113. Re:dont think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what are you takling about dude ?

    I checked his homepage too. Read yukon.netfirms.com/spam.htm to understand better what he is saying and also check the spam mails he is getting. They match as far as I can see.

  114. Re:Childish... pls read by ramzak2k · · Score: 1

    There, one more person gets silenced with MOD point abuse ! While i dont agree with the way mr.dot com ceo conveyed his message, he absolutely has a point.

    I am not a big fan of Microsoft either (especially after this DRM initiative) but I do believe editors have a role to be NEUTRAL. Giving a spin to discussions right at the start is pathetic indeed. I am sure many more readers agree with this. Mod me down, but to me this is more like Civil Disobedience ! :) for i am already a subscriber.

    Others who feel the same, pls leave a message in this thread. Thanks.

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  115. Popularity is job one. by Kibo · · Score: 1

    As much as news anchors it seems, at least to me, that their job is something of a popularity contest. There are a couple of ways to go about that, and he chose preaching to the choir. Seems to work pretty well in general, and it's not like his sentiment is strongly contested here.

    I would think that the real criticism is the lack of subtlety in his excecution. Maybe the trick of herding cats is to do it such a way that they think they got to the final destination on their own.

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  116. Re:MOD PARENT UP! Seriously... by evilpenguin · · Score: 0

    I'm not. Glad I could help.

  117. Several issues by Tony · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In times past, Linux (or *BSD) plus Samba has outperformed MS-Windows on the same hardware. This is quite important, and the reason this test was commissioned.

    Secondly, note that no real test results were provided; the report merely states that MS-Windows provided a higher *peak* throughput. Please realize that real-world performance does not rely on peak throughput as much as it relies on aggregate *sustained* throughput.

    It could be that Samba still knocks the socks off MS-Windows in that more-important category. But, until some legitimate benchmarks are run, Microsoft will continue to pay for FUD.

    BTW: several quibbles with testing methodology. First, no optimisations were done to the Linux box (no noatime option on the filesystem mount, for instance). Second, they didn't test against an optimized kernel (which is fair, I guess, as most people will stick with a stock install; however, most people won't do those MS-Windows tweaks, either). Finally, this was tested against an aging 2.4 kernel, and not against either the newer 2.4 kernel, or against any of the later 2.5 builds. With the SMP, low-latency, and I/O buffs in the new 2.5 series, I imagine the outcome would be quite different.

    But, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

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    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:Several issues by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd like to see a straight performance test too.

      Stock installs on the same hardware...

      Jaysyn

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
  118. All 6 are just standard m$ trolls, by noogle · · Score: 1

    really there are developing an xp-style window manager and associated applications and utilities for linux.

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    I'm smarter than the average bear.

  119. Ummm... which file systems? by MacGabhain · · Score: 1

    I admit I skimmed most of the article (looking mainly for an answer to this question), but it didn't seem to mention in the system configurations or such which file systems were being used on the Linux and Windows boxes. Since we're talking file server throughput, the file system being used would have a major effect on the "getting the stuff off the drive" part of the test.
    Not that this should surprise me.

    1. Re:Ummm... which file systems? by Corydon76 · · Score: 1

      You misread then. It mentions quite specificially that NTFS is used on Windows, while ext3 is used on RedHat.

  120. Re:First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Daddy, I have something to hand you. It's your ass.


    Whatcha gonna do when the Patriot Troll v0.06b rund wild on you brother?!

  121. The real issue... by nosilA · · Score: 1

    I am not a lawyer, though I work with them and we work on this specific aspect in our jobs. Still, don't take this as legal advice or the absolute truth.

    The real issue is that "Fair Use" is an affirmative defense the way it is written. This means that you can make that copy or excerpt that passage, and when the copyright owner's lawyer hunts you down, it's up to you to show the the court that your use is covered under fair use.

    There exists no law requiring companies to make this easy on you. If they implement DRM, then even under the DMCA you should be able to circumvent a DRM mechanism for the purpose of fair use. However, if you distribute this tool, you may be liable for contributory copyright infringement that others commit, although this may be a hard case for the copyright owner to prove if the Morpheus case gets upheld.

    Also note that there could be constitutional (1st Amendment) support for uses that are not covered under the fair use statute. However, this still does not prevent a company from attempting to prevent you from making copies through any technological means.

    -Alison

  122. I think the server benchmarks look good by MemeDog · · Score: 1

    I think the results for Linux sound pretty good. For one thing they compared the bleeding edge release of Windows (Win Server 2003) to the near end of release cycle of Linux (2.4 kernel). And its Linux implementing Windows protocol with Samba. Even with the deck stacked in Windows favor on this test, it only managed a 86% to 95% improvement in the server function that it should do best. Even at this level I'll take the freedom, cost, security, and stability of Linux over Windows. While enterprises are locked into Windows Server 2003 for at least the next 2 years, Linux users will be enjoying the performance of at least 2 more kernel releases. On the test method: it shows Windows Block Size as 64K, but Linux Block Size as 'default'. What is the default size for Redhat Advanced Server 2.1 and 8.0? Isn't this going to be a key parameter in file server performance? Was this changed as part of their tuning effort? If this was a valid benchmark then it gives us something to shoot for (and I believe the new kernel has improvements in SMP and 'no-copy' file transfers). If its a heavily biased test then its another example of Microsoft having trouble speaking the truth.

  123. What Steve Meant to say by jetkust · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Steve Ballmer says DRM is an opportunity, not a prison

    I think he meant to say that DRM is an opportunity to BE imprisoned.

  124. Man, that iLoo is naaasty by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    So, who washes off that port-o-potty's keyboard. There's no way in hell I'm touching that thing after every man woman and child has wiped their a** and surfed the web.

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    "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
  125. #define stability (~Microsoft) by 87C751 · · Score: 1

    I've seen this happen to me. While working on a driver inf file for Win2k. On Friday, the install worked perfectly. On the following Monday, it barfed. Friday afternoon, I'd done the Critical Update Tango once again. Afterward, it seems that what was once a recommendation (the driver's Service Name should be the same as the filename of the driver) is now a requirement.

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  126. Grendol the Troll Vents! Want to wear a Red Hat! by Grendol · · Score: 1

    I am a user for the past 15 years. Well lets see here, Hardware mods and security mods. To create more annoying incompatibilities with other software, to further their market mind control abilities. Bells and whistles out your ears to slow your system down to the crawl of an 8086 while you pay $$$ for the new high end Intel thus artificially increaseing a need for the next new hopped up INTEL chip. So the self feeding cycle ensues. New OS bells and whistles to slow it down. I have given up trying to 'work the system' to do what I want with Win 2k and Win eXtra Pain. You claim you have documentation available. I paid out $200 for an OS that didn't come with a manual. I am forced to use a web page for a reference on how to get the thing to work. MS threatens they want to charge subscriptions to keep the os current, or else. O great, more of my money for a product that has been reducing my confidence level with each revision. Yes, I know some developers who develop software for MS products. I know MS employees who work for Big Bill. As for running an enertainment system. I have a stereo system! A nice one too, it'll wake the neighborhood. I have a palm pilot, nice one too, it keeps me on schedule. I have music, good stuff too, it gets the blood pumping. Why would I think about buying MS's version when mine works perfectly fine? If MS cannot keep their original product reasonably priced, with reasonable standards to manipulate the system, and reasonable explanations, and reasonable interfaces with other hardware and software. I will take my $$$ and go elsewhere. I am NOT going to buy more of their product in NEW fields they have little expereince in, if they cannot keep their stuff together in their 'own game' which at one time WAS operating systems. I play games, check email, and do budget stuff on my computer. If I can get the games I want to operate on Linux, I think I will jump ship, next time MS makes a system that I 'cannot operate without'. They consistently claim that open source software risks being a rube-goldberg device kluge job. It is ironic they say that when that is exactly how I have felt about the Windows OS since win '95 came out. How could Linux be any worse?

  127. Star Trek Prophesies The rise of Microsoft by Tighe_L · · Score: 3, Funny

    Below are some actual Star Trek quotes by and about the borg, Just replace borg with M$, Locutus with Balmer, and Ship with PC -- and you have a pretty good description of M$.

    Why is it that so many things in Star Trek come true?

    • I am Locutus, of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
    • We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.
    • We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.
    • Borg do not consider giving technology away, only assimilating it.
    • You can't outrun them. You can't destroy them. If you damage them, the essence of what they are remains... they regenerate and keep coming. Eventually, you'll weaken. Your reserves will be gone. They are relentless.
    • Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created, but now, they are all Borg.
    • Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant.
    • Human. We used to be exactly like them. Flawed, weak, organic. But we evolved to include the synthetic. Now we use both to attain perfection.
    • I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many.
    • Negotiation is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
    • Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand.
    • Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
    • The Borg do not evolve, they conquer.
    • The Federation's gone; the Borg is everywhere!"
    • You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

    I can only hope that we overcome the M$ levithan, like in ST

  128. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by B1 · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, that the 'noatime' optimization could also play a role here. It may turn out to be a significant factor. I didn't mean to discount it by any means.

    I found it interesting that as the number of CPUs increased, the performance gap seemed to decrease--Linux got more of a 'boost' than Windows by adding CPUs.

    Finally, the performance vs. connected clients graphs are very interesting too. The Windows system has a higher performance overall, but this tends to fall off as clients are added. In contrast, the Linux server seems to have fairly flat performance curves--extra clients didn't have quite the same impact on Linux as they did on the Windows side. I'm not quite sure how to interpret that, but it's interesting...

  129. You forgot one: Right tool for the job by Wee · · Score: 0, Insightful
    I never understood why there always existed the notion that if you use Windows, you can't use Linux (and vice versa). I use both at home, and Windows occasionally at work, depending on what I want to accomplish. Here's an odd concept: use the right tool for the job. Use samba, or use Win2K with filesharing. Or use both if you want to. Windows makes a fine desktop OS, Red Hat does OpenAFS and Apache very well. Of course, the choice also depends on what your organization can support. If you have a lot of Linux experience, there's no reason to use Windows for everything, the converse to that being equally true as well.

    My main problem with using MS for everything is that their patches come in service packs and not singly. I know of a more than a couple Win32 servers which are firewalled instead of completely patched because the admins just aren't totally sure what all a hotfix/service pack/update will do to their machine (why they don't have other hardware they can test on, I don't know; I suspect time is a limiting factor). This is part of the reason why slapper was so big (the update being a pain to install also helped). That critical updates come with other choices which have been made for you is a hard pill for me to swallow. The Win32 servers at work also seem to have more downtime, but I don't have any numbers compiled so i can't really argue the point.

    I'm no great fan of MS, but you are right: thery are doing some pretty impressive stuff. For a small to medium-sized workgroup, I think the two are roughly equivalent. Given the choice I'd personally pick Red Hat primarily because of the patching issues, licensing/cost, familiarity in our workplace, and freedom of choice. But just because some other group doesn't make that same set of choices doesn't mean they are necessarily "losing" anything or are worse off.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

  130. Translating MS to English... by gsfprez · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Rights management technologies alone cannot solve all digital piracy and confidentiality problems, but they are a crucial part of the many efforts Microsoft is making toward Trustworthy Computing. For the technology industry, rights management offers exciting new business prospects. Software and hardware developers can enhance their products and generate new revenues by offering rights management capabilities with their applications, devices and peripherals.

    We're excited about partnering with a wide range of content owners, authors and industry vendors on these crucial technologies, particularly as broadband continues to expand the opportunities for delivering digital media content worldwide, and as rights management is recognized by businesses large and small as an opportunity to protect copyrights, confidentiality and personal privacy while promoting innovation, creating opportunity and empowering customers."

    in English....

    "This.... is a shit sandwich. You are going to eat this. You can put mustard on it, you can even cut it in half and eat it in two pieces. But you are going to eat it."

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    guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
    1. Re:Translating MS to English... by m1chael · · Score: 1
      'enhance' their products and generate new revenues by offering rights management capabilities with their applications, devices and peripherals


      so basically they are saying its something we dont need that will force us to buy new hardware which will help the computer industry? how can that be bad? :P

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      I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  131. Who needs M$ to make M$ products not suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I don't know about it becoming my "communications center", but my XBox already is my home media center.

    EvoX and XBox Media Player have turned my XBox into the first Micro$oft product I actually enjoy using! Streaming video, audio, and pictures over my home LAN and playing DVDs without a dongle is awesome! And then, of course, there is the satisfaction of playing Super Mario Brothers and Metroid on a big-old console controller again. Takes me back to 1987!

  132. iLoo? iHoax! by rednox · · Score: 1

    There's no way that the iLoo is a feasible product. There are major conceptual and physical problems with it as presented in the News.com iLoo article.

    The physical problems are an easier target, so let's start with those.

    There's a plasma screen on the inside. There are two problems with this.

    1. The smallest size plasma screen is 32 inches. From the iLoo illustration, the inner screen is 36% of the width of the booth. No scale is given, but porta-potties are usually 48 inches wide. With these numbers, we can estimate that the screen shown is a 19" model. Very reasonable for a LCD, but not for a Plasma.
    2. Plasma screens are very delicate. Chooisng such a fragile display technology for such a public place would be ludicrous. Have a look at the massively padded cases required to ship plasma screens.

    Another problem is the "Wireless LAN ADSL Module". Stringing a bunch of buzzwords together makes something that sound good, but doesn't actually make sense.

    The article mentions that "A Windows XP-powered computer resides under the sink". How does this single computer manage to run an external display and keyboard along with the one inside the potty?

    Most of the conceptual problems are actually mentioned in the article itself. It dismisses them humourously but not logically. The lineups for porta-potties at festivals and events are no joke. Encouraging people to stay in them longer than necessary would be a disaster!

    Who is Matthew Whittingham, the man quoted as the "MSN UK spokesman"? Google reveals only one page mentioning him in relation to MSN, apart from the numerous pages about the iLoo. In this page, dated January 26th of this year, he is quoted as the "group marketing manager for MSN UK". That's a very different role than spokesman. My guess is that the hoaxsters picked a MSN UK employee at random to use in their story. In fact, if you google for "MSN UK" spokesman -iLoo, this same page appears at the top of the third page, since it mentions "spokesman" elsewere.

    Finally, who in their right mind would use a keyboard that you *knew* had last been used by someone on the toilet?

  133. Re:In other news... by rune2 · · Score: 1

    Well at least Microsoft knows where they want to go today...

  134. Office Space [n/t] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahaha hooo hoo lameness filter SuX0rZ

  135. It gets funnier than that... by Pyrosophy · · Score: 2

    From the Ballmer email:

    Intranet content. A manager with a toy manufacturing company uses its enterprise information portal to see year-over-year sales data on screen. The company has confidence in posting this sensitive information because specific usage restrictions have been applied to it. The manager gets the information she needs, conveniently, but because she cannot print, copy or paste it, sensitive sales data are protected from inadvertent (or deliberate) sharing with a competitor.

    Email communications. A senior partner in an accounting firm needs to send email to his partners with a confidential contract proposal attached. Besides specifying who may read the proposal and that they may not copy, paste or edit the information, he specifies that the email itself cannot be forwarded. The recipients' email and word processing applications transparently enforce these policies. All partners worry less about information leaks that might damage ongoing negotiations.

    These are some ridiculously stupid executives, unless Outlook is also going to "transparently" enforce policies of not copying it down onto paper and then typing it into a different email message. Or, gates-forbid, someone *snail-mails* the written text.

    Oh, I forget, this is where Microsoft FBI XP (tm) starts enforcing policies. Seriously, version control is one thing, but restricting people from copying and pasting as a confidentiality measure would ONLY make sense to pointy-haired bosses.

    1. Re:It gets funnier than that... by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, what's to keep the recipient from photographing the screen?

      Presenting "no forward" emails as proof from leaks is a definite non sequitur.

  136. I have a better benchmark for Micro$oft by thejuggler · · Score: 1

    Root benchmark - The time it takes a script kiddie to root the server. Windows will always have the fastest time !!!

    I don't burn CD's because of the toxic fumes.

  137. FLAMEBAIT: Windows is a better server than Red Hat by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you read the actual doc, it says Windows is a better CIFS server than RedHat. Very different conclusion than the very broad "Windows is a better server than Red Hat".

  138. Re:In other news... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

    New Redmond City, Microsoft archipelago: Only a few hours after the independance of Microsoft and the forging of their own sovereign nation, a coalition of warships and aircraft proceeded to assault and harass the Microsoft archipelago near the coast of Cuba.

    "It [the attack] was overwhelming! Dozens of warships of various sizes, hundreds of aircraft, missiles, bombs... It was simply devastating!" remarked a 32 year old marine biologist, working on Cuba near the Microsoft archipelago. "On the horizon you can still see flashes and sometimes you hear the low rumble of a heavy impact or explosion. A large cloud has been rising shortly after the attack started! What's going on here anyways!?"

    The US denies all responsibility for the attack, claiming the majority of US forces are hunting down three camels and an ageing donkey in Iraq who are suspected to be carrying weapons of mass destruction. However, European, Russian, Chinese and Japanese foreign ministeries have been eerily silent during the initial hours of the attack, giving no official response, despite the fact massive military movements have been reported prior to the attack.

    At about 18:03 GMT, 6 hours after the first reports of the attack, a joint press-conference by European, Russian, Chinese and Japanese military and diplomatic staff in London shed some light on the recent events. "Starting at about 11:30 Greenwich mean time, our [the coalition] forces have begun their assault on the Microsoft archipelago. The Royal Navy, along with a large task force of warships from the Scandinavian peninsula have initiated a shore bombardment, backed by about 70 russian bombers based on Cuba. After about 30 minutes of intense fire, a combined assault force consisting of units from the German Wehrmacht and the Chinese People's Army have landed on all of the islands in the archipelago." as was stated by Alexander Ivanov, spokesman for the coalition. "Our forces have achieved a full and decisive victory over the Microsoft Republican Guard. About 1500 people have been taken prisoner, 30.000 reported dead by the initial bombardment. The captives will be taken to Japan and various European countries for questioning."

    Concerns were raised in the UN general assembly as to why no declaration of war was sent prior to any hostile acts. These concerns were quickly dismissed as a declaration of war has been sent after all, but put on hold by Microsoft Support who then demanded a 'pay per incident' charge from the diplomatic staff. Refusal to pay for delivering a declaration of war caused Microsoft to ignore the declaration of war along with 21.894 other recent user complaints.

    President George W Bush jr. has been unavailable for comment, searching for the Microsoft archipelago on a 1968 roadmap of Oregon instead.

  139. Re:Grendol the Troll Vents! Want to wear a Red Hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure anyone who wants to smother MS will come up with reasons they think are good enough. To me all this ramble of yours doesn't make much sense.


    Bells and whistles out your ears to slow your system down to the crawl of an 8086 while you pay $$$ for the new high end Intel thus artificially increaseing a need for the next new hopped up INTEL chip.


    You can turn the visuals off. Always could... and it still runs faster on my 2.8ghz box than KDE does. Although its hard to tell.


    You claim you have documentation available. I paid out $200 for an OS that didn't come with a manual.


    Start > Help & Support

    I don't know what other manuals you possibly need to get started. Compare this to 'man '


    I am forced to use a web page for a reference on how to get the thing to work.


    Internal help is HTML, if that is what you are referring to... i don't see this as a problem. Its stored on your machine and is easily accessible.


    MS threatens they want to charge subscriptions to keep the os current, or else. O great, more of my money for a product that has been reducing my confidence level with each revision.


    I dont like it either. You can fight it by not buying it.


    would I think about buying MS's version when mine works perfectly fine?


    I don't care what you buy, run OpenBSD for all i care, i was replying to what i thought was utter FUD.

  140. Re:Speaking of the Borg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome. First time since BoBW that the Borg have seemed really scary.

  141. Simple advice for judges. by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't think the issue has been presented to the courts in this manner (there haven't been many copy protection schemes for thinks like books, e.g., they aren't printed on red paper to stop photcopying). I would say that a court would hodl a content producer can use DRM, but if you hack the DRM, thus allowing you to make copies, you can make copies for various fair uses. However, the hacking itself (i.e, bypassing the DRM) may be illegal under the DMCA. This probably trumps the fair use right (remember, its source is statutory -- not constitutional) in that if you can't make copies legally, you can't exercise your fair use right/privilege.

    Here's a simple guidline: If it's not human readable and it does not alow "fair use" as described by US code, then it does not desrve US Government copyright protection. Why should the government protect things which will never enlarge the public domain and take such a toll on the useful arts? If a company wants to make money by by publications that don't conform to the intent or purpose of copyright laws, they should go it alone and rely on their repulsive technology. What's not copyrightable should not be protected by DMCA so all's fair.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Simple advice for judges. by geekee · · Score: 1

      "Why should the government protect things which will never enlarge the public domain and take such a toll on the useful arts?"

      Because the US is not a communist country. The US govt. protects the rights of individuals. It shouldn't be promoting a social agenda at the expense of individual rights, including the right to own IP.

      --
      Vote for Pedro
    2. Re:Simple advice for judges. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      The US govt. protects the rights of individuals. It shouldn't be promoting a social agenda at the expense of individual rights, including the right to own IP.

      Oi!

      Where did 'the right to own IP' come from? There was no such right when David wrote the psalms. There was no such right when Paul wrote his epistles. The 'right to own IP' is an invention of governments. What happened to my right to listen to music which I've paid for? What happened to my right to play, adapt, and reinterpret a song I've heard, or retell a story I've been told?

      Now there's a basic right - a right without which popular music as we know it could not exist, without which it would be impossible to talk to your mates about the TV you watched last night.

      Why should governments protect the big corporations who own these media 'rights' against ordinary citizens? What governments have created, governments have a responsibility to control.

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    3. Re:Simple advice for judges. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because the US is not a communist country. The US govt. protects the rights of individuals. It shouldn't be promoting a social agenda at the expense of individual rights, including the right to own IP.
      Read Jefferson. Read the Supreme Court decision (Betamax case) and its reference to a Congressional report. There is no right to "own IP". The content you're talking about "cannot in nature be a subject of property", and "under the terms of the U.S. Constitution, copyright is not given as a recognition of any right that an author has in a work."

      A free market advocate should be for strictly limited copyright, just enough to provide some return on / incentive for creating new stuff.

      No copyright = market undervalues the initial investment of limited resources (a classic externality problem).

      Overly strong copyright = artificial monopolies on things that aren't inherently scarce damages the overall wealth-generation capacity of the economy.

    4. Re:Simple advice for judges. by greenrd · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      The US govt. protects the rights of individuals. It shouldn't be promoting a social agenda at the expense of individual rights,

      So, you disagree with the US constitution where it says the purpose of copyright should be to promote the sciences and the useful arts, then?

      Just because something is "a social agenda" (e.g. enriching the public domain, tackling the causes of crime, or preventing the spread of disease like SARS, just for 3 random examples which spring to mind) doesn't make it automatically a "communist" agenda.

  142. Micheal by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is this, the week of micheal? I'm tired of seeing his non-stop articles day after day and his little side editorials he likes to slip in.

    I guess I just don't agree with the man on a moral level...see my sig. But it seems he likes to start shit and then play victim. I've noticed that since the first Longhorn article, which spawned wild discussions, they're trying to keep up the page hits with continuous Microsoft coverage because it baits the Slashbots who love to jump on any opportunity to post Microsoft conspiracies and type dollar signs in the company's name. It's trite. As someone posted elsewhere, Windows reports less annual bugs than Linux, but reading Slashdot's front page, you would get a completely opposite impression. That's why you have all these Slashbots who act as if it is proven fact that Linux is more secure and has few bugs, simply because their worldview is taken from the front pages of Slashdot. It creates an anti-Microsoft bias in everyone which isn't based in fact, but instead is based on Slashdot headlines!

    I feel there is a clear agenda at work to post Microsoft flamebait and get page hits.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:Micheal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows reports less annual bugs than Linux...

      You asked for it...

      Is it me are you're completely disconnected from the REAL world. Want to know how many fckin crashes i get on my Win2k box compared to what i get from my linux box. Oh wait my linux box doesn't crash.. wow! And you know what's worst it's the same BOX! With 2 hard drives, booting from the BIOS.

      Windows reports less bugs annually you say.. Yeah that's true! If they would report every single fuck up they have to fix, they would probably lose a lot more users to other OSs. The worst part is whenever you update. System crashes, system hangs, applications crash.. geez i think i was better off not updating the stupid thing at all. Can you see why I'm really, really pissed off!

      WINDOWS SUCKS HONEY BADGER'S ASS! ( Thank you that feels better.. )

      Still amazed how much most M$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ;-) users are still retarded as hell. Get out of your closet already! There's a hole world of possibilities to explore out there..

      Posting anonymously to an obvious flamebait.

    2. Re:Micheal by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      You have bizarre rantings, mispellings, and a bias hidden behind the name Anonymous Coward.

      Me? I have the facts of SecurityFocus on my side, rendering all of your rubbish irrelevant. Just because you have bad drivers or don't know how to configure your Windows machine correctly isn't anybody else's problem.

      Next.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  143. Ouch by Tighe_L · · Score: 1

    Man, that was uncalled for, but I should expect that from a COWARD.

  144. One of the Best Units... by Poeir · · Score: 1

    Don't forget students. While they're expensive, one of these can carry around an entire semester's notes, tidily organized. This is a significant improvement over papers strewn on the floor, under the bed, or even in a file cabinet.

    And just try taking notes on a normal laptop in an equations-heavy course.

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    1. Re:One of the Best Units... by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      I take all of my notes on my laptop... in LaTeX. That helps immensely for equations. When I'm done, they're beautiful, look professional, and are easy to read. However, I do still have issues with diagrams.

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    2. Re:One of the Best Units... by canajin56 · · Score: 1
      However, I do still have issues with diagrams.
      Get a digital camera, and take pictures :D
      Or, draw them on paper and scan them in later
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  145. Best Buy, MSN lawsuit by Daimaou · · Score: 1

    From the article: He has not been unable to get a full refund from either company, said Anthony Lee, his attorney.

    So, am I to understand that he was able to not get the refund, or wasn't he able to not get the refund?

    Or perhaps it wasn't that he was not unable to not get either company to refuse to refrain from not giving him the full refund which he wasn't supposed to not get in the first place.

  146. Thank you by moc.tfosorcimgllib · · Score: 1

    A hearty thank you from Kansas.

    When I woke up this morning all I thought I had to fear was another round of tornados's coming through.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find clean pants.

  147. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by realdpk · · Score: 1

    I don't think MS's EULA lets you publish benchmarks of their software, but I could be wrong (that might just be .NET, dunno if 2003 is included). But at least someone could do the Linux side of it.

  148. Re:Flawed testing methodology / conflict of intere by sheldon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Second of all, "repeatability" is meaningless in terms of determining statistically significant results."

    I believe you are confusing social science with physical science. Benchmarking a computer system is a physical science, the system should behave in a deterministic fashion provided you have properly identified all inputs.

    It's like measuring the length of a 2x4. You do so twice, solely to verify your results. You don't need to sample the lengths of many 2x4's to understand the pattern of behavior which applies to the length of a 2x4.

    "I could probably go on, but this should be enough.."

    Since the methodology used to conduct the benchmark has been published, the only legitimate complaint you can make is to reproduce the benchmark and show exactly how they misconfigured the system.

    What I see in your post is idle speculation. The attempt to claim conflict of interest may have relevance only if there has been a history of conflict of interest influencing test results in the past. Unfortunately for the sake of your argument that has not been the case.

  149. Why only one distro compared? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This brings up another very good question about the testing techniques: why was only Red Hat compared? Is that the "most common" distro used on servers? Or just the one most likely to look bad when file transfer times are compared?

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  150. From the Wired article by mkro · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...about Longhorn:
    Calmer additions, like listing each drive's available disk space in My Computer, probably will appeal to tech-savvy users.

    Whoa, I can't wait to play around with THAT baby. YEAH! Who said Windows doesn't let you take a look under the hood?

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  151. possible typo in cnet article by cemysce · · Score: 1

    Regarding the article in CNET about the Microsoft/Best Buy scam:
    "He has not been unable to get a full refund from either company, said Anthony Lee, his attorney."
    Shouldn't that be "He has not been able" ?

  152. Xbox Set Top by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    There's undoubtedly a worry, however, that should the company integrate IE into the box, people will start buying the Xbox purely as a set-top box - which is almost exactly what Microsoft is trying to prevent with its crackdown on mod chips.

    This quote in the Register story has a pretty narrow view of the situation. If Microsoft is expanding the functionality of the XBox in such a way that you can use if for lots of things other than games, they've more than likely considered how to make money selling games on some of those systems. And that's licensing to companies that want to create software for the non-gaming end users. Want to be the first to launch your MS Branded video phone software on the Xbox? Licensing and a revenue split please.

    Blocking mod chips isn't necessarily just to ensure people use their machines for games, it's to ensure the software (whatever it is) passes through the MS revenue stream at some point.

    1. Re:Xbox Set Top by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      argh:

      they've more than likely considered how to make money selling games on some of those systems.

      correction:
      money ^^without selling

  153. initial impression by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..initial impression of the article as a "joe consumer" is, that with this new machine/OS hybrid, "stuff" I would normally be doing is going to be a lot more expensive. Third party apps will have to be microsoft approved to even run on your machine, or the machine won't run correctly or at all if you insist on trying, probably phone home and report on you as well. Massive and expensive catch 22 there. I am assuming that validation will cost app developers serious folding scratch, so there won't be as many freebies or shareware being developed. Media and content providers will be forced to choose, basically from cost, "do we code for this new stuff, or abandon the market, or code for both styles of internet and try to pass the costs on, or what?". There will be MANY conversations along those lines.

    I could EASILY see that joe average, in addition to his internet account costs, could rack up 100 clams a month or more in various fees just to "do stuff" with his computer, almost a pay as you use a byte concept, and not be able to do what they are accustomed to doing now. the spooky part is, how much will this be tied into new laws? It could get way out of hand, and quickly.

    And I'm sure this won't be classified as a monopoly by most pro MS marketing people or enthusiasts, and government will have a committee study it, forever.

    Uhh, we need internet version 2, and yesterday, or the net is just going to be another cable TV monopoly deal. I sorta thought that would happen anyway, to be honest, I figured eventually you would just get one whopper bill a month, and "the net" would be more along "somebody's net you pay access to", sort of like telephony is now, package deals, the rest off limites unless you pay "more". An "AOL with a license to print laws and money" type of deal.

    Hey! Still kinda nice to be enjoying the wild, wild west days of the internet, yes?

  154. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by sheldon · · Score: 1

    "They disabled last access time updating under windows. They didn't under Linux. This is enough to account for these differences, I suspect."

    Ok, you have a hypothesis. That's the first step.

    Now prove whether it is true or not. Otherwise you are simply following a pattern of Argument by Assertion.

    http://www.io.com/~jwtlai/illogic.html

    This is a particularly easy argument for you to back up, since we are talking about something which can be measure objectively rather than just an opinion.

  155. Anti-Trust Settlement Redux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But did anyone give this link here that says MS could be fined theoretically 2.2 Trillion for this security breach?

    I say run that "Lets split up MS into 3 parts" settlement by them again and watch them enthuse greatly over how such a good idea it is if we forget about this passport fine.

  156. Sneaky, Sneaky, Sneaky by Catiline · · Score: 1

    I read this article just before eating lunch. Then, upon returning to the computer, a thought hit me.

    The benchmark could have been very, very rigged.

    They Windows 2003 version used was Release Candidate 2. Now, while I know this was public beta software, it is possible Microsoft specifically engineered the software used to be "very good" at short burst file serving (e.g. what this test tested), at the expese of other server tasks or long term stability. When people run the test with the release version and get completely disparate results, Microsoft can say "Oh, we must have changed the code to fix X problem that in some way altered your results."

    Very sneaky, very very underhanded ... and given Microsoft's track record with using things such as bug reports as PR opportunities, I would consider it a possibility. (Maybe not a extra big possibility, but a possibility nonetheless.)

    1. Re:Sneaky, Sneaky, Sneaky by Loosewire · · Score: 1

      I read this article just before eating lunch. Then, upon returning to the computer, a thought hit me.

      The benchmark could have been very, very rigged.

      ok it took you the whole of lunch for that to hit you, - *hits you* sorry but i knew it was rigged (whatever way) as soon as i read it. :-)

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    2. Re:Sneaky, Sneaky, Sneaky by Catiline · · Score: 1

      Oh don't take that to mean I was slow in realizing it was rigged: all such tests are "rigged" in that they have a bias (at least this one displays proudly that it was performed "under contract from Microsoft" on the first page). No, what took me so long to realize was the sneaky underhanded methods that could have been applied (but probably weren't) towards making this even more subtly biased, and in a way that would be practically impossible to prove.

  157. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by Surak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In addition, note that the performance of Windows 2003 server varied a whole lot depending on the number of users, processors, etc. while the Linux boxes stayed relatively steady and relatively consistent.

    That tells me that Linux is really the better performer and the only reason its running slower is some artificial performance limitation, like the absence of setting the 'noatime' directive in the mount options in /etc/fstab, as you allude to in your message.

    Also, what file system was in use? I don't have Red Hat Advanced Server 2.1, but I'll bet it installs ext3 by default, rather than the higher performance reiserfs or xfs. Now, I wouldn't install xfs, it's too unstable, but reiserfs has good performance along with rock-solid reliability on 2.4.18 and later. ext3 is slllloooowwww.. mostly because it journals metadata *and* data, while reiserfs only journals metadata and uses B* trees.

  158. No to *patches*? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    But a seemingly innocuous thing such as a routine Microsoft maintenance patch should be a no-brainer, right? Wrong, as I had found out.

    The slow-Outlook problem I described is purely a Microsoft issue; but the patch could just as easily have had something in it that would gum up the multimillion-dollar custom-designed software package that the IT guy's department had spent the previous 18 months designing, installing and tweaking in the corporation where he works.


    I can understand being slow *and careful* when upgrading service packs (Hello, Win2K SP3 and Automatic Update Feature!), but hesistating on Security Patches because of 'custom designed software' is foolish.

    Does that 'custom designed software' open my users and/or network to known vunerabilities just to work? And why would _I_ install software on _my_ system and downgrade the security of my system? Shouldn't it be up to the SW company to provide security on its own?

    Critical patches are paramount on the system I work on, regardless. What was the last mainstream 'Oh My God! Your system is open to attack' news item -- on a M$ vunerability that had a ptach available three years ago??

    Unless the SW company stood behind the security of *its* software for *its* customers (or correct the code in the first place), then they would _not_ have me or any of my users as customers.

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  159. I love my locked down computer by jovlinger · · Score: 1

    Last year, I had three different computing environments: Home, University, and (part-time) professional programming.

    The university was a unix environment administered by smart admins, who while draconian at times, would apologise weeks in advance for downtime.

    At home, I had several linux boxen administered by a guy whose sysadmin skill were at best lacking -- me.

    Unfortunately, the company saw fit to make that same sysadmin take care of installing software on my windows box.

    I'll let you guess which of these enviroments was the most stable and productive. My linux box sure looks nice, but it crashed twice on me yesterday.

    I can't tell you how many hours of productivity I've lost doing sysadmin stuff on windows: installing oracle, deinstalling oracle, connecting to team streams, applying patches...

    It boggles my mind that people WANT to do that sort of stuff.

  160. Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't we moderate the stories themselves? I'd moderate this obnoxious and unprofessional.

  161. Why Users Machines are Locked Down by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... I wonder why Slashdot posted a "technical" article by a fellow who believes his PC was designed to run mainframe applications? OK, all sarcasm aside why is this guy writing this? Who is his audience? Surely MS administrators have known not to let MS software be installed willy nilly since (at least) NT Service Pack 4.0 (look it up, it's a hoot).

  162. drm gives me by m1chael · · Score: 1

    the image of a mime trapped in a glass box.

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  163. Re:I think you missed his point by japhmi · · Score: 1

    Considering you rarely need any support with Windows

    As someone who supports windows users, I laugh at that statement!

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  164. what about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    those
    - giving money to riaa
    - smoking tobako
    - driving SUVs?
    - ...

  165. Gotta hand it to Micro$oft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But deep within Longhorn lurks the Nexus, part of Microsoft's new Next Generation Secure Computing Base system, which is intended to provide a tamper-resistant, private container for data users would rather not share with the world. "

    They must have a patent on making things hidden from other people(customers?) or something...

  166. the study by Raleel · · Score: 0

    let's ignore that it was commissioned by MS and hope that the testing facility was fair.

    The problem is actually not "network tuning" or a number of other things pointed out by people. The problem is that they used a brand new version of windows (and rc2, which has been out for a little while) versus a version of redhat that has been out for at least 7 months. Why is this a problem?

    Well, they didn't give the redhat machine the benefits of those 7 months. For instance, you'll note the 2.4.9 kernel. Gee, wasn't there a kernel upgrade in there? To 2.4.18? with scheduling patches or something?

    Or lets take the network card. badass card. Problem is that the drivers from that time frame sucked! Indeed, they gave nearly half the bandwidth of the current ones. Take a look at those ratios....

    Lets try a patched redhat 9 box against a patched win2k3 box and see how it is. I imagine the results will still have win2k3 on top, but probably not by nearly as much.

    In the end of it, this is propoganda, just like redhat or mandrake or suse would do...

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  167. Wow, The Two Extremes by gregmac · · Score: 3, Informative
    I think both the parent to this and the original author go too far to the windows side and linux side, respectively.

    Documentation:
    Windows: None

    There is more documentation for windows than i can shake a stick at. To this day, i haven't met one issue that i didn't resolve via MSDN, KB or Google/Newsgroups.

    The same is true for RedHat. There are also hundreds of books written for both. I don't think documentation is an issue you can compare. You espessially can't say windows has "none".

    Support:
    Windows: Support costs you hell a lot of money
    RedHat: If you can't afford to pay RedHat, it's Linux for God's sake. There're thousands of people on the net willing to help you.

    Considering you rarely need any support with Windows, and setting up the simplest things on Linux is a torture. Do we also want to spend the time figuing out something that the program creator should have?

    Hardly need support for windows? I don't think so. Since the article is talking about it from a server point of view, so will we. Windows servers are a pain, with many flaws and much to learn to make them even work somewhat well. Sure, they HAVE one-click wizards and such, but when do those ever work flawlessly?

    As a linux user, I find setting up the simplest things on linux fairly simple. In fact, setting up some very complex things can be fairly simple. When I first started with linux, some things were very difficult. I've paid $0 for support for linux, and know I'm decently knowledgable.

    I've bought books for windows, and setup a few networks, and I still can't get everything working the way I want to. I still have mysterious problems on the network, like someone's account will suddenly not be able to run wordperfect on one particular machine without crashing (but it works fine on any other machine, or with any other accounts), and I can find no explaination. And the people that have been using MS products for years have no explanation.

    Your last question here is particuarly interesting. There's a trend in the linux - and OSS, in fact - world to create highly configurable software. This means there's lots of options. Which sometimes means that there's a lot to figure out to get it to work the way you want. The difference here is that you - the user - decides how to make the program work the way you want, instead of the program telling you how to work because that's the only thing it can do.

    Patches:
    Windows: Waiting for patches if Microsoft has the time and mood to fix it. Service packs come out once in a blue moon.
    RedHat: It's Linux. Thousands of people have access to the source code. Bug fixes come out rapidly.

    This is just pure FUD bullshit. MS is very responsive to bugs, especially nowadays. Fixes are released sometimes hours after bugs are found. Subscribe to the security newsletter [microsoft.com] and find out for yourself.

    Windows also reports less annual bugs than Linux, this [zdnet.com.au] is an old article, but the pattern continues to this day. A little search on SecurityFocus will show you.

    Microsoft DOES in fact release a lot of patches. If you subscribe to HotFix or whatever they call it, you happen to get more of them and a bit faster, but thats a moot point. The big issue is that linux patches will say exactly what they fix, and possibly even more importantly, include source code. Microsoft patches typically are "Security Update - fixes flaw in program XXX that could allow an attacker to take control of your computer". I'd swear every patch says the same thing. :)

    Anyways, a lot of admins are reluctant or slow to apply MS patches. And with good reason, it's a well known fact that often patches will break other things, or cause other unpredicable behaviour. I don't know where you work, but applying a fix to prevent someone from doing some strange non-likely hack to your SQL server that also

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  168. HDPARM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did they run hdparm on the linux machines ???

  169. Re:Users won't upgrade? HELLO?!? by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Actually, I know a LOT of people, both technically inclined and no, who refuse to upgrade to Windows XP, or who have actiively "downgraded" from Windows XP. Most are quite happy to sit on Win2K.

    And a lot of those people also have refused to upgrade to Windows Media Player 9 because of the clauses in the EULA that give MS the right to fist you in the ass without your consent.

    Right now Joe Sixpack doesn't know or care about thise crap. But that is starting to change. Whether the change will be far-reaching enough soon-enough to make a difference is another thing.

    It would not surprise me to see Apple becoming the long-term winner if public resentment of MS continues to grow at the rates I'm seeing.

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  170. He doesn't have prove anything. by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Strictly speaking a rather large flaw was found in the testing protocols. Now he is going out on a limb with: "This is enough to account for these differences, I suspect." He's bang on with: "They disabled last access time updating under windows. They didn't under Linux."

    No, he can't say from that Windows and Linux have equivalent performance under those circumstances. However, neither can MS use these results to confirm Windows superiority. Disabling access time updating is known to be a large optimization for those who can do without it. If that methodology is typical of this study then it's likely that the claimed results are utterly worthless for any conclusion whatsoever.

  171. Oh give me a break! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "New news: a report paid for by Microsoft shows that Windows is a better server than Red Hat. "

    What a pantload!
    Windows is a superior server for serving up viruses.
    I was looking through my firewall logs this morning and there were hundreds of entries such as this.

    "Date: 05/08 12:52:09
    Name: MS-SQL Worm propagation attempt
    Priority: 2
    Type: Misc Attack
    IP info: 12.103.126.250:1059 -> xx.xx.xx.xx:1434"


    Get that M$ crap out of my face. M$ is tra$h.
    M$ is nothing but VIRUS CITY.....
    Got windows? You've got Virus!

  172. Down and Out on the desktop and network. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Remember all that stuff a few years back, that implied that the problem with stability was that people weren't keeping their systems properly updated and that "self-healing" systems would fix that? Well, now, we all but have them, and, in fact, it's made things worse.

    Sure, I remember. I also remember anyone with any sense was looking to get away from Microsoft as fast as they could. Everyone predicted that M$ would simply use this tool to continue the anti-competitive parctices that were making the platform unstable and unusable. Everyone had already bemoaned the dll hell and knew that throwning more stuff into the same pit would bring less stability not more. Now it's in the EULA that you HAVE to let them do this. I'm sooooooo glad, I moved to free software and put up with a few warts that have been fixed.

    The lockdown our shill says is so reasonable will not work. His world is steadily contracting, but so is the world his IT managers work in. Microsoft is going to keep tossing dumb stuff like this that breaks their own software even if you completely sell your soul to the beast. Isn't that the reason people bought into Microsoft stuff to begin with, all the programs that were available? The idea was that competition would provide good quality software. Well, where is that competition now? Want to cure your IE browser vulnerabilities? Right, just trie to remove IE. How about Outlook, the source of our shill's woe? All you are left with on M$ is M$, locked down and out. It's no wonder his IT dudes are so edgy. They know, in the end, that they won't be able to keep Microsoft out. As it is, users can "improve" Outlook with colors ...

    The closed source software distribution model has been taken to it's ultimate form by M$ and it's a dismal failure. Their passport and DRM junk are last ditch efforts to lock their existing user base in. It's not going to work and much of IT will be destroyed as users exercise the "I'm not buying it." option. Microsoft's clamp downs are due to the inadequacies of their own tools. It's disgusting how they continue to shift the blame onto their users and administrators.

    The free software model gives greater system control, stability and user freedom. There's no reason to lock the user down when you give them a trusted and free source of software to chose from. Even if you do decide not to give root to your users, they can still write and install software in their home directories. The whole Star Office program can be installed in a user's home direcory stand alone. Nasties like Gator don't exist in the free software world and they can easily be removed if they are created. All of this with great uptimes too.

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  173. MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod this guy up please. He has good points.

  174. I mailed them about this a few days ago... by ag0ny · · Score: 1

    ...and it looks like their support people have no f*cking idea about it.

    I uploaded the messages to my site, just in case you'd like to take a look at them:

    http://www.ag0ny.com/misc/mscrawler

    1. Re:I mailed them about this a few days ago... by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      Guess I should use 'preview' next time I post at this hours: here is the link.

  175. Re:Flawed testing methodology / conflict of intere by Quikah · · Score: 1

    Your ideas about reliability and validity are right, but this is the computer marketing world we are talking about not a scientific lab. They just wanted to make sure that they weren't getting completely skewed results on one run and then published them since they got the results they wanted.

    It is kind of silly to go to all that work at proving there is a lucrative relationship between lionbridge and MS when it states that the report was paid for by MS on the first page.

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  176. Re:Shouldn't be modded up - it's in the blurb abov by dfiguero · · Score: 1

    It was an extra link you moron! Not an extra story. But I guess *YOU* didn't bother looking at the links.

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  177. a real test.. by kasper37 · · Score: 1

    Set up two identical networks (hardware-wise) with a few machines. Let Redhat and Microsoft both make a team of 5 people who get to tweak out their respective networks for a week...benchmark...Microsoft would never agree to this though.

  178. Windows Server 2003 vs. Redhat Advanced Server 2.1 by jakeblue · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After a quick read of the study, I have the following question(s):

    Isn't this more of a test of Samba on RedHat, than RedHat itself? When you talk filesharing on a Windows network, that's pretty much what you're limited to, isn't it?

    I mean, if you want a good comparison test, why don't you see how Windows Server 2003 does as an NFS file server? (I know, NFS isn't the best, but I think you get my drift).

    Never mind the fact that Microsoft doesn't exactly share their network file sharing protocol with the Samba guys who, if I recall correctly, have mostly reverse engineered things. What's to stop Microsoft from tweaking the protocol to their advantage in a new release, then quickly testing it against a version of Samba uses an older non-optimal protocol?

  179. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by julesh · · Score: 1

    I would if I had time. Setting up that kind of test would take hours though...

  180. Anyone notice they didnt tweak RH8 at all??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a bullshit survey. They don't say anything about performing any of the standard tweaks to improve throughput or scheduling or anything else...if they pay to do a survey the least they could do is be fair, they chose a box that is more designed for Win3k than anything else...

    -AC

  181. In response to your sig... by misfit13b · · Score: 1

    Read Slashdot at -1, free your mind.

    More like:
    Read Slashdot at -1 = no free time. ;^)

  182. I nominate Bill by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 3, Funny

    I nominate Bill Gate$ as the new "Homeland Security Minister of Information, Love and DRM Czar"

    All Hail Gates! All Hail Redmond! Long live Micro$oft!!

  183. The MSN/Best Buy story.... by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 1

    from the story:

    He has not been unable to get a full refund from either company, said Anthony Lee, his attorney

    so if he got a full refund, why's he upset?

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  184. This is no joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a knee jerk reaction of 99% of slashdotters. To make jokes after reading the story. This isn't funny in the slightest! This is an extremely serious threat to the rights and freedoms of not just people who work on computers but all of humanity! how the hell can you people make jokes when our government allows Microsoft to blatantly lie and cheat and take control like this. This is rediculous. This is uncalled for. Something has to be done. I mean look at "Palladium". Slowly over time they'll enable all the ristrictive features of it. Once 90% or whatever amount of users have it we're f*cken screwed! This ISN'T FUNNY! Something had to be done. Action must be taken. What other way to take the pigs down then to kill them. We must kill them all. Make an army. Bomb them. Destroy the evil. Kill them all.

  185. "not unable to get a refund" by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    He has not been unable to get a full refund from either company

    I just hate it when I'm not unable to do things. Like I wasn't unable to get out of bed this morning.

  186. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By default, ext3 does NOT journal data.
    And I've seen to many systems screwed up by ReiserFS thank you.

  187. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, and who's going to lead the Ministry
    of Information ?

  188. Notus Lotes by WeeLad · · Score: 1
    This kinda reminded me of someone at work who uses the "prevent copying or forwarding" option in Lotus Notes whenever she wants to bad-mouth someone at work. Last time she sent me a ripe e-mail, I hit the PrtScn button and pasted the picture of her email in a response email. For some reason she stopped emailing me. I sometimes wonder if she thought the option would also somehow magically keep me from letting people read it over my shoulder.

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  189. Warehouse POV by rjstanford · · Score: 1

    They already have systems designed for things like warehouses -- check out Symbol for some examples. They tend to be very rugged, and quite expensive. Taking a computer into a dirty environment where its used by people who have no real interest in babying it and may drop it onto concrete is harder than it looks. Add in things like moisture extremes, teperature extremes, forklift mounting (lots of shocks), etc, and a regular tablet isn't going to cut it.

    I do believe that they will have a lot of use in the softer fields (like home inspection) though.

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  190. Best Buy scams by egardner4 · · Score: 1

    Best Buy scammed me too but only for $0.01. I was browsing the dvd section with a disk in hand that I was planning to purchase. A store employee handed me a disk saying they were giving *free* demo disks to anyone buying a dvd. I usually decline these sorts of things but for whatever reason that day I just took the disk and proceeded to the checkout. Only when I got home did I discover that I'd been charged a penny for the free demo disk. I didn't bother to go back and complain but the principle of the whole matter really bothered me.

  191. Microsoft paid for benchmarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, I feel like I've just entered the no spin zone. LOL

  192. The answer: Lockdown and Lockout by debiant_minded · · Score: 2

    Billg's rsponse to a query about whether the combination of Athena , Palladium and the like
    will prevent 3rd party software from running
    on this new Windows architecture tells all.

    from
    http://www.globetechnology.com/servlet/sto ry/RTGAM .20030507.gtgatesmay7/BNPrint/Technology/?mainhub= GT

    ome critics and competitors have raised concerns that the technology could be used to reinforce Microsoft's dominance.

    Secure documents created in Microsoft Office, for instance, could be unusable on other operating systems or with other office productivity suites.

    In the interview, Mr. Gates said it's up to other companies to ensure interoperability.

    "I don't know what's going to be capable there. I don't do the software on those systems," he said. "I don't hold the keys. If they do the implementation, then it's like saying they have the same features as every other thing we do in Windows. It's up to them."

    Just like at the DOJ testimony , poor Bill he
    don't know "nuthin".

  193. Debit check? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they also try to get away with this on Credit Cards, and/or how many debit customers they nail.
    For me personally, I don't check my debit as regularly as my Credit Cards, and I don't get nice itemized statements at the end of the month etc. I think this applies to a lot of people. I pay close enough attention to my balance to catch any large charges... but small ones would probably be lost in the series of service charges that I incur on a regular basis.

    Debit is a great scam, since few people watch every nickel. My bank is very guilty of overcharging, when they're supposed to not charge for accounts with a certain balance or up to a certain amount etc. They're also good at changing debit policies w/o notification, and then resetting accounts to the policy that charges most. I don't care very much right now, I know they do it, but I'm switching to a better bank soon anyways - in which case I'll be watching my balance carefully for odd service charges... and now apparently MSN subscriptions as well.

  194. It is not funny by Tighe_L · · Score: 1

    No it is not funny, but the simple truth is that MICROSOFT IS EVIL.

    1. Re:It is not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the simple truth is that Microsoft is just a company. They make products and try to sell them to as many people as possible, just like every other company.

      So the simple truth is that no, Microsoft is not evil.

    2. Re:It is not funny by Tighe_L · · Score: 1

      OK, big companies are EVIL, oh no, I sound like a dirty hippie!

      What happened to the days when a company only charged you an apporiate price for sevices?

      I am just depressed because Road Runner is limiting downloads to 1GB per day, unless you want to pay $89.99 a month!

      Today corporate executives think of ways to charge the customer more and give them less. It sucks fo us.

      Then it is only limited to 15GB a day...

      And I can't DSL where I live, and I live in a ficken city! WTF!!

      Today corporate executives think of ways to give the customers less and charge them more, it sucks for us!

    3. Re:It is not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened to the days when a company only charged you an apporiate price for sevices?

      They never existed. The only "apporiate" (ugh) price for a product or service is whatever price the market will bear. And that's the price that companies charge. No more, no less.

      I am just depressed because Road Runner is limiting downloads to 1GB per day, unless you want to pay $89.99 a month!

      Poor baby.

      Today corporate executives think of ways to charge the customer more and give them less.

      That's all any businessman has ever tried to do: make more by doing less. Actually, if you think about it, that's all anybody tries to do: make (or accomplish) more by doing less.

      It sucks fo us.

      Nope. It only sucks if you want something that you can't afford. Like, say, unlimited Internet access.

  195. Re:dont think so.. by aflat362 · · Score: 0
    What am I talking about?

    If you really want an answer please sign in and post back. I find its not really worth my time to give thoughtful answers to anonymous cowards who will probably never return to the thread.

    --

    Conserve Oil, Recycle, Boycott Walmart

  196. I see a similar pattern... by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...to something that's been going on since there have been "tinkerers" and "the public."

    There have always been, and always will be, Those who Know (how to tinker) and Those who Do Not Know (and, in many cases, don't seem to want to know) how to work with computer innards, or solder, or build electronic kits, or even design their own stuff. It's all different levels of the same bar.

    An example; Joe and Jane Consumer are thrilled to death about being able to send E-mail with pictures of the kids to granny, but they don't have Clue One about the processes involved, nor do they want one. They're under the belief that any such details are far too messy or complex for their comprehension, even though Joe may have a Ph.d in Astrophysics and Jane in Mathematics.

    Belief is a very powerful thing. Far more so than people realize. If you truly believe, in mind and spirit, that something is too tough or too complex for you to learn or do, you will not be able to learn or do it, no matter how hard you try, until you completely shed the belief that is holding you back. That's not easy to do either, because a belief that takes root is just as hard to get rid of as a bad infestation of weeds.

    As another example, there are those who have at least a basic understanding of computers and networks (I'm talking the SysAdmins and network techs of the world), but that don't have Clue One about the most basic electrical or electronic principles, or how the very hardware they maintain is put together. Mention Ohm's Law to such people, and you would likely get as blank a stare as if you'd said "The Internet uses TCP/IP protocols" to Joe and Jane. These same admins and techs are just as likely to burn themselves with a soldering iron as they would be to use it right.

    There's another tier. Those who take electronics seriously enough to really learn how to work with it, or that know enough about construction practices to be able to design and build a useful circuit, or modify something else to suit their purposes. And there are tiers above that, for those that are (or were, in times past) pioneers in the sciences (Tesla, Marconi, Bell, etc.)

    My point is simple; It all boils down to how much you choose to teach yourself about the world we share, and the tools we use in it. The more you choose to learn, the easier a time you'll have working with those same tools. A high IQ, a dexterous touch, or other physical and mental gifts can help, but you never know what you're truly capable of until you push your OWN limits -- hard!

    If you want to be led around by the nose, and don't mind paying for the privilege, then anything Microsoft puts out, hardware or software, will be a good match.

    If you would rather be doing the leading, of yourself or others, then you need to learn enough about the hardware and/or software you're working with to do something more sophisticated than click a mouse. Period. Learning may not be easy, or fun (most of the time), but the rewards are usually well worth the effort.

    It's all the same dance, folks. It's just a question of whether you want to be a dancer or a musician (or somewhere in between).

    --

    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  197. Man, I am sick of this by Akardam · · Score: 1

    I think you meant...
    RedHat: If you can't afford to pay RedHat, it's Linux for God's sake. There're thousands of people on the net willing to help you install Debian, BSD, Gentoo, Mandrake or some other distro that won't charge you out the ass for Eratta support.


    This is pure and unadultured bullshit. If you so choose, you can download, install, and update any currently supported RedHat distro for free. You may not get to be first in line to download it, and you may not be able to download it lickity-split, but it's all still there, binaries, source, and errata.

    So it's a crime for RedHat to charge money for premium services and support now? I've used RedHat from version 6.0 onwards, and I've never been "charged out the ass" (and the versions I've paid for were reasonably priced, I thought). They're a company out to make money, but you can use their products for free if you like. How is this bad?

    1. Re:Man, I am sick of this by lspd · · Score: 1

      So it's a crime for RedHat to charge money for premium services and support now?

      Bullshit. That's not what I said. I said that if you're not willing to pay for it, use a god damn free as in $$ distro. Suggesting that people who don't want to pay should do all the updates on their own is utter stupidity. There are plenty of distros with update tools that don't ask for money. If you don't want to pay, use one of those distros.

  198. The reality of MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    /. readers are smart enough to figure out that MS is trying to do is to make computers inobtrusive and pervasive within the home and office.

    MS should be thanked for pushing the usability envelope as far as it has since most competetors (including open source) are striving for a MS like interface/functionality in their software packages.

    1. The CPU/Motherboard/video/network should be in a non-upgradable box.

    2. The OS/application programs should be on a CD-R or download on demand Java applets. This includes a build manager which lets you add/remove packages to the base installation, burn it on CD-R, and then boot up with that OS on a user machine.

    3. Data storage should be on an external USB enclosure type hard disk or flash card

    This greatly lowers the total IT cost by:

    1. Swap out a CPU unit to upgrade a machine/fix a broken one without having to recreate the data
    2. OS upgrades are easy as booting off a new CD-R
    3. The total cost of such a box would be very low
    4. The IT orginization could include any extra software packages required on the CD-R or on the network drive
    5. The cost of software would be much lower than a MS OS and MS Office license

    Knoppix and a CD-ROM bootable Linux from Scratch will be the ancestors of this.

  199. Re:Speaking of the Borg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I'm not even a usual view of Enterprise, and this episode really had me gripped. Although, I thought it was a bit of a cheap trick that they would infect the doctor, and he seems to have little trouble finding a way to rid himself of it. Come on, being assimilated is scarier than that. But, I guess they had to have some way to know that they were transmitting a message, 200 years, etc... Either way, still thumbs up overall, in my opinion.

  200. Windows is a better file server than Linux !!!??? by cgh4be · · Score: 2

    You mean to tell me that Windows is better at serving files over it's own proprietary network protocol than Linux. Gee, I would've thought that a reverse engineered implementation of the SMB protocol would've been much faster!


    Newsflash!!! "Linux is a better file server than Windows (when using a non-Windows network file-serving protocol, i.e. NFS)"

    In all seriousness, though, I haven't had a chance to test Windows 2003, but all the tests I've done on 98, NT and 2000 show that Samba is much faster at serving up files than Windows. I wonder if they've changed the SMB protocol (yet again).

  201. mods on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    offtopic, yes. flamebait, no.

  202. Re:MOD PARENT UP! Seriously... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


    I didn't say that, nimrod. I'm not even talking about Microsoft zealots. I'm talking about the typical mentality around here, and doubly so for the amateur "editors" that run this site.


    First - a lot of this "Linux-bashing" comes from trolls and Microsoft zealots. Which is a shame because most of the issues that fall to this kind of fodder has more than ample room for intelligent discussion of various problems / areas that could be improved.

    Secondly - your comments about maturity and being "taken seariously" might cary more weight if you weren't lacing your post with name-calling in the exact style that you criticize.

    Finaly - don't like the editors? What... are there no technical sites other than Slashdot to read? Slashdot has always had the current general attitude. Its not a change. I suspect you're here to bitch and play martyr, not discuss.



    Mindless gnu/open source/linux zealotry and slashbotitis are still a problem if the gnu/open source/linux stuff is ever going to be taken seriously in "the industry".


    Sure - I don't like some of the attitude (although I do agree with the general dislike / distrust of Microsoft). There's obviously a growing number that need a bit more education behind their apparent angst. But hey - my managers don't read Slashdot. They read usual trade rags. And there, Linux is being taken seriously. Now days, I get the same level of approval deploying Linux as I would a Solaris or Windows solution.
  203. The pens..... by Ian_Bailey · · Score: 1

    A bit of a correction here: I don't know about the Compaq pen's in particular, but all Tablet PC's I've seen do not have battery-powered pens.

    The pens are in fact passively powered by the Tablet by the electromagnetic field the dispaly projects across the surface of the display. The pens are not terribly complicated, and while they are definitely not regular pens, they will be replacable for around $20. This would probably vary by manufacturer.

    The rest of your points are very valid and relevant though, in addition to the high cost of investment currently involved.

    1. Re:The pens..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A bit of a correction here: I don't know about the Compaq pen's in particular, but all Tablet PC's I've seen do not have battery-powered pens.


      Not a correction if you're wrong. One model that comes to mind is the Dauphin DTR-1. It's not made any more, but it did indeed have a battery powered RF stylus.
  204. Definition of instability by twitter · · Score: 1
    Self-healing systems? Is that like apt-get / rpm / synaptic on RedHat 9?

    I can just imagine this in my /etc/apt/sources.list file:

    deb http://xp.us.microsoft.com/home winmain DRM

    then:

    apt-get update
    hits ....
    apt-get upgrade
    submit? (y/n) y
    c: ls
    Blue Screen of Death, "module Explorer.exe ..."

    Sure, that's how Bill Gates would heal my computer.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  205. Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Dosen't tell me what Microsoft is up to in anyway that resembles reality, this tells me about a bunch of links in a single post, stuff that's supposedly happened. not the same thing. oh yeah, BTW. I allready know what Microsoft is up to .. they are diversifying into hardware because they *KNOW* windows is ultimately doomed. maybe not just yet... but eventually. Smart ey? HA!HA!HA! Read between the lines.

  206. I thought it was MS BOB... by sstamps · · Score: 1

    ..that MS pirates had to run their damned computers on in hell.

    "Now I want you to implement a Hades-wide CRM/Accounting/Supply-Chain Management app on this platform. You have six days." -- The Devil

    --
    -SS "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, and punish the stupid."
  207. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by prandal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you can read German, look here
    Or, summarised in English:
    1st No updates of RedHat Advanced Server.
    2nd No new Samba version.
    3rd No new kswapd (should especially speed up performance under high load).
    4th Original Samba version got difficulties, used even older ones, but did not ask RedHat for any help.
    5th Tuning of Windows using Registry-Key "Disablelastaccess", but did not use corresponding mount-Option "noatime" for the used ext3 file system.
    6th ext3 uses a much more sophisticated journaling of the file system, but they did not set the mount option "data=writeback" to have similar conditions.
    7th Very old LinUX kernel (over one year old, with known limits of this kernel for high load environments - do you remember all these 2.4.xy problems because of the virtual memory!?).
    8th Redhat provides solutions to the most of the described problems, but they did not use these updates or that help.
    9th They did not really try to tune Samba and used mostly the default settings.

  208. Re:I'm always skeptical when someone tries to sell by Doke · · Score: 1

    They used ext3 with the default 4k block size, against ntfs with a 64k block size.

  209. Re:MOD PARENT UP! Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are not allowed to comment and moderate within the same discussion, how do you propose someone is supposed *respond first* before they moderate.

  210. Re:Users won't upgrade? HELLO?!? by Gauchito · · Score: 1

    Joe with a stable job and plenty of disposable income will buy a new computer with all the bells and whistles. Joe who is afraid of becoming another of those increasingly bad unemployment statistics doesn't want to spend on anything unless his life depends on it. And companies unable to measure risks due to the ambiguous nature of economic data these days won't spend.

    Plus, Microsoft did a very good job with 2000. The 9x/ME series were crap, practically unusable compared to the NT series, but 2000 really does anything you want in a much more stable environment. People might actually be satisfied.

  211. Best Buy Fired Me by michaelhood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I could testify in that court case, should the plaintiff see fit to contact me.
    I was set up with a paper trail, and terminated from Best Buy, after refusing to sign up people for MSN without their knowledge.
    I worked there during high school.

    I worked in computers, and then appliances. I refused to stuff an MSN cd in some old man's bag who didn't even have a PC. It's just wrong.

    Boycott Best Buy. There are dozens of other *HORRIBLE* things that they do that they call "Best Practices", because they're not part of the SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) they're not "company policy", thus they just deny it.
    These "Best Practices" are store/department written, so they'll never get caught.
    I have pushed carts to pay my insurance in high school, I would much rather do something like that, than provide a mechanism for things so morally wrong.

    Mod this up so maybe slashdot choosing to use another retailer can make a difference!

    1. Re:Best Buy Fired Me by silverbax · · Score: 1

      Best Buy is a shining example of retailing done wrong, successfully. You can treat customers like crap, employees even worse, stock a smattering of electronics, and you can rake in the dough. A Best Buy store can easily take in over $400,000 a day in revenue at Christmas time.

      And yet, when I look for computer equipment from a mainstream retailer, there is little competition for Best Buy. Circuit City? Please. Circuit City makes Best Buy look like the king of the world in electronics. Wal-Mart can't deliver the floor space. So Best Buy gobbles up market share.

      It's absolutely astounding that companies such as Microsoft and Best Buy can simultaneously produce poor products and service while leading the industry in standards.

  212. Customer input? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

    "We're going to continue to tweak things, and be responsive to the kind of input we're getting from customers," he said.

    The input being cold, hard, cash of course. The more money they get, the more they will "respond."

    --
    Government's idea of a balanced budget: take money from the right pocket to balance...oh who am I kidding?
  213. You get what you pay for. Sort of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I have been having all sorts of problems using Linux as a server. For the first two years everything worked great. I was running 6 servers and not having to pay licensing to M$ for servers.

    Well, in the last year I have been pulling my hair out. As new computers got added to the network with WinXP all hell started breaking loose. Long delays opening and closing office documents, false warnings about files being in use by other users, peachtree accounting databases getting corrupt and crashing.
    I have not found any useful help, no answers to questions. All the paid services say you need to get the latest version of Samba, update the kernel, etc etc etc. After several samba upgrades and kernel updates, more new problems surfaced. No real solid answers.

    Needless to say, I ended up having to pay the MS tax anyway. It was nice to get 2 years out of it, but the stress, downtime, and upset customers was not worth it.

    I still use Linux around the house and I still love it, but I'm not going to use it as a server in a comercial invironment anytime soon.

    1. Re:You get what you pay for. Sort of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this is most likely because Windows XP was changed to break Samba (yeah, yeah conspiracy theories, I know, Microsoft would never do something like that). But XP as a server is also broken for older clients, like 98 or NT (besides the usual SMB client bugs). There is a lot else broken in XP, and I and my colleagues won't upgrade past 2000 (which plays nice enough with Samba, and other things), and that's what we recommend for everyone else who will listen.

  214. Lock out lilo & grub by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    Today - I can make a machine dual boot using something like lilo or grub.

    One one of these future machines I will also be able to, but the Windows that boots will not be 'trusted' (since a non trusted program was in the boot path) and so you won't be able to listen to MP3, view DVD, ... So I expect people to not to make their machines dual boot.

    Don't expect M$ to admit that this is one of the aims of what they are trying to do.

  215. Re:Flawed testing methodology / conflict of intere by fupeg · · Score: 1

    You are correct that they should have conducted the tests more than twice. That way they could do a true error analysis. Now chances are that the errors would have been low, but they should have done this anyways.

    You could be right that there could be a conflict of interest between the two companies. However, your list of institutional shareholders is meaningless. The reason Fidelity and BGI are such large holders of Microsoft is because they run huge index funds. These are funds based on popular indexes, such as S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100. Microsoft is part of both indexes (as well as others.) Microsoft's weight in the indexes is determined by its market cap, which of course if very big. Fidelity and BGI run these index funds for 401k plans, pension plans, etc. They are the #1 and #2 financial institutions in America, in terms of how much money they manage. In other words, they may own a billion shares of Microsoft, but its not their money, its other people's money they manage for them, that is being used to buy those shares. Fidelity and BGI are not on the board of directors of Microsoft, even though they may technically own more shares than many of the board members. This is not evidence of bias. They are going to be near the top of any list of institutional investors for any large companies. I would guess that this is also why Morgan Stanley and State Street are such large holders as well.

  216. Re:Grendol the Troll Vents! Want to wear a Red Hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironically you reply about FUD when someone complains that there is not enough documentation. is their fear/uncertainty/doubt unfounded?

  217. Once again I'm relieved... by Trogre · · Score: 1

    ... that I long ago stopped using any and all Microsoft products.

    --
    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  218. Press release from 2006: by Trogre · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In other news, the once monolithic software giant Microsoft has been forced to make good on prior rulings by the US supreme court, which declared Microsoft an illegal monopoly and a threat to national security. The groundbreaking trial lasted three months, as witness after witness presented evidence on the 874 claims made against the corporation, ranging from freelance programmers whos works had been stolen, to governments and schools who had been forced to submit to Microsofts "bully tactics" with software licensing.

    The judgement was effective immediately: All trading by Microsoft is to cease
    and the company is to be completely dissolved. At 9am eastern time, all assets held by Microsoft and subsidiaries, including reserves, were confiscated and distributed to the beneficiaries of the Gates Foundation and other charities.

    All patents and other Intellectual Property owned by Microsoft Corporation and its subsidiaries which were issued under the old "stop-people-using-it" system are to be released to the Free Software Foundation under the new GPL Patent, preventing the withholding the technology from other developers.

    The board of directors and lead programmers of Microsoft, now unemployable in the technology industry, have been offered positions in parking lots and soup kitchens around the country. All other employees have been given redundancy of 1 years salary, and some have already started rebuilding their former businesses which were bought out or squashed by Microsoft over the last twenty years.

    This news follows eight years of steadily dwindling interest in Microsoft, as the corporation has not managed to adapt to new markets, insisting on an archaic business model. Their policies on such software as their legacy flagship "Windows" has steadily been replaced with the Open Source business model. Their latest offering, "Windows SX", released six months ago, sold a mere 400 copies.

    William Henry Gates III, who has been under house arrest since June for attempting to bribe the Chief Justice with a large Hawiian island, was unavailable for comment.

    --
    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  219. Revenge is sweet by t0qer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A class-action suit has been filed charging that MSN and Best Buy combined to scam customers.

    When I think of best buy and MSN, I think back to 1998 when MSN accidentally left a legal loophole in their marketing plan.

    I can't find the story now, but MSN and BB had a promotion going where if you signed up for the MSN service, you got $400 store credit. This was legal in every state EXCEPT california. The San Jose Mercury ran a big story about it, which basically explained the law was created to stop car lots from forcing people to use a certain insurance carrier in exchange for a few dollars knocked off the sticker price.

    Well, me and my co-workers took a long lunch that day, headed down to best buy and got our free $400 dollars. Everyone but me bought stuff on the spot, I was smart enough to turn my store credit into gift checks.

    Those gift checks sat in my wallet for some time, I was waiting for the latest greatest nvidia card. My wife knew they were in there, and her constant nagging broke down all my defenses until I caved in and let her use them for our new TV.

    Unfortunately I spend most of my time in front of this sun monitor tapping away at /. Damn I wish I had held out for that GF3.

  220. Netbench benchmarked flawed by lkaos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Samba team got a hold of this about a week ago. These benchmarks are a little off.

    For instance, they're comparing Win2k3 vs. Samba 2.2.7. We're rather close to the 3.0 release of Samba and the 2.2 base hasn't really been worked on in a long time.

    Moreover, RHAS is actually slightly older than RH8.0 (a lot older than RH9.0). That's why the one benchmark with all three systems showed RH8 beating RHAS. I believe that RHAS didn't ship the O(1) scheduler.

    I've also heard claims that the real reason behind the difference in throughput was the poor software raid used in the benchmark machines. Had a supported hardware RAID been used, things would have been pretty different.

    Not to mention the "tuning" done to the two systems. The socket buffers were tweaked and the file descriptors increased on the linux side while a bunch of strange registry options were set on the Windows side. There could have been a lot more tuning done on the linux side to improve performance.

    Of course, what would you expect from a study commissioned by Microsoft. What someone should do is let the Samba team set up a machine and some Microsoft folks set up another machine. Then we'll see who outperforms who.

    --
    int func(int a);
    func((b += 3, b));
    1. Re:Netbench benchmarked flawed by Sxooter · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to the report, they used a hardware RAID controller. Note that on fast hardware (i.e. 8 CPU xeon machines) Linux's kernel RAID is often faster than hardware RAID.

      The real killer was that they left atime on in linux, while turning it off in Windows. that's just playing dirty.

      --

      --- It is not the things we do which we regret the most, but the things which we don't do.
  221. So why do you continue to work for them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly? Why do you continue to SUPPORT such actions by working there, and then forcing the unknowing consumer to accept such "flair?"

    Maybe its just me, but I couldn't work at a job like that for more than an hour without quitting in disgust, and taking as many customers out with me as possible.

  222. D'oh! by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1

    Now I know why Outlook was running so slow. Stupid MS.

  223. Of Course!! by t0ny · · Score: 1, Troll

    And obviously MS's study must be wrong. Because NOTHING could possibly be faster than Linux...

    --

    Manipulate the moderator system! Mod someone as "overrated" today.

    1. Re:Of Course!! by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      According to the research paper, Windows 2003 is up to 66% faster at providing Windows fileshares to Windows XP clients than Linux is. WOW! What a revalation! I would've never expected Windows to be able to transmit files with it's native protocol faster than the reverse engineered implementation, SAMBA.

      Now, if Microsoft wants to provide full, complete and accurate documentation on SMB/CIFS and the MS-RPC function calls, maybe these numbers could be coaxed closer together... But I'm not holding my breath.

      --
      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    2. Re:Of Course!! by t0ny · · Score: 1

      Now, if Microsoft wants to provide full, complete and accurate documentation on SMB/CIFS and the MS-RPC function calls, maybe these numbers could be coaxed closer together... But I'm not holding my breath.

      Ya, and if Bill Elliot lets me see the plans for his car, I can be a NASCAR champ.

      --

      Manipulate the moderator system! Mod someone as "overrated" today.

  224. Two words: by shadowbolt · · Score: 1
    evil bit.

    Again
    and again
    and again
    and again
    and again...

    "You sank my Jenga ship?! We're playing Connect Four!" [Homestar Runner]

    1. Re:Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was an April fool's joke, dude. Self-parody, y'know?

  225. Not that creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone kinda pissed me off once, so I followed him around and pitched him shit for a while. Remember, unless you make your real email address or home URL available, you're totally anonymous on /. If someone wants to look at your comment page and reply to all your comments with some sort of bullshit, it only hurts you if you let it.

    I wouldn't get too creeped out about it.

  226. Question by shadowbolt · · Score: 1

    I can see how the data in the benchmarks appear to be a bit skewed, however, how could they make the data "appear" this way? Data is data after all, and if it's wrong, well, it seems as if someone deliberately made it that way. This may be a stupid question -- I know little to nothing about network benchmarks -- but if Microsoft payed for the test, are you implying that they asked for the data to be given a little "nudge" in the right direction as well?

  227. False dichotomy? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
    An example; Joe and Jane Consumer are thrilled to death about being able to send E-mail with pictures of the kids to granny, but they don't have Clue One about the processes involved, nor do they want one. They're under the belief that any such details are far too messy or complex for their comprehension, even though Joe may have a Ph.d in Astrophysics and Jane in Mathematics.

    I started to wonder if it's at all possible to be a PhD if you're not the tinkerer type. But in fact I know people with PhDs who are not interested in hacking with computers and OSen. I don't like splitting mankind into A and B class citizens, even if I sometimes believe in that division.

    It's probably fairer to say that tinkerers vs. consumers only exist within one discipline, such as computing or physics. The problem is that a single person only has a limited amount of time and other resources, so we have to focus on certain things in our lives. A person can't be a tinkerer in every possible field.

    On the other hand, I believe in something called the hacker attitude, or curiosity combined with self confidence. It's something you can apply to whatever you do, no matter what your primary fields of interest are. But you cannot really tinker productively unless you learn and experience some basics of that particular field.

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  228. Redhat, Old hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Windows is a better server than Red Hat." No, it isn't. But that's not the real story.

    The real story is that FreeBSD is a better server than Red Hat and Windows. Come join us on the "red side", resistance is futile!

  229. Server test slant (of course) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I noticed a lot of benefit given to microsoft in that test. Comparing w2k3 (not yet released?) with red hat 8 and as2 (both out of date). As others have pointed out, using SAMBA/microsoft networking. What about all those other protocols? Servers usually do http and such. I didn't notice this, but since I'm listing, w2k3 was tuned and redhat wasn't. And of course, microsoft paid for the test. We should have all known that since it was a microsoft test they would win, and be given whatever benefit necissary.

  230. Re:Speaking of the Borg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah first 'thrilling' Enterprise in a long while. Kudos for that.

    I was hoping, when I learned that the Borg was making an appearance in this episode, that it would turn out that the Borg-cicles were actually the origin of the Borg... Escaping Enterprise at the end, heading towards the Delta Quadrant to rejoin The Collective (who didn't actually exist yet, but how would they know that?) On second thought, they'd assimilate every species between Alpha and Delta, so that just wouldn't work out logically.

    As it is, good foreshadowing for the reason The Borg desire EARTH to such a degree 200 years later. That was not really well explained in The Next Generation. Why would Earth and Starfleet matter any more than any other of the thousands of confederations and species in the Milky Way? Now explained.

    And perhaps the Borg encounter was so anecdotal to Starfleet Personnel by TNG era that it was long forgotten. Whatever, pointing out glitches in Trek timelines is tatmount to competing in the Special Olympics.

    All I know is, if nano-bots aren't a common-place item on Terra by the 22nd century I'll be more than a little bit surprised. Re: "I think these are NA-no bots of some kind!"

  231. Re:The reality of MS - please add by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6. Reliability - an IT shop can turn around a broken machine in minutes instead of days/hours.

  232. rights. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Because the US is not a communist country. The US govt. protects the rights of individuals. It shouldn't be promoting a social agenda at the expense of individual rights, including the right to own IP.

    Ideas are not property. Neither or songs, poems, short and long storries.

    Rights are things that take positive government action to suppress, speech, prayer and other things that are naturally free. There is no such thing as a right to profit from anything, much less the right to profit from IP. You have the right to say, write or sing as you please. Don't expect your sang somthing will keep others from doing the same.

    Your rights of free press and speech are violated by copyright. That's the sort of thing you see in "Communits" countries, an exlusive franchise supposedly to benifit all. It's a compromise that was designed to encourage publications and it was only supposed to work for 14 years, then the work would belong to everyone the same way it would without copyright enforcement. If you would pay for restrictions on your speach and writings without something in return, you are a slave.

    DRM'd works offer nothing in return for their protection and do not deserve protection. They don't even live up to the degenerate "fair use" concept.

    "IP rights" lead inexorably to communism. If you apply the same concepts to all works, as people try with patent law, what you end up with is a system of big companies enjoying government protection in their exclusive markets. Because these comapnies are "protected" by the government, they are it's creatures and are subject to regulation. Such an economy is communist.

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    1. Re:rights. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Actually, such an economy is Fascist, since the corporations are not owned by the government. If they were directly owned by the government, it would be Communism. That's the main difference between the two.

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  233. Xbox enhancements make little sense by MaineGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft has been adamant that the Xbox is and will remain a gaming platform. Period. The knee-jerk reaction to news of additional capabilities, such as voice and music, is "The Xboxes aren't selling as game consoles, so they're trying other applications in hopes of selling more boxes."

    This doesn't make much sense when one considers that Microsoft loses money on every Xbox. The bill of materials is $400-$500, and they retail for $200. That difference can't be made up on volume. This business model is to lose money on the consoles but make it back (and then some) on the games, much like the razor/blade model. Games are high-margin products, especially those created in-house, and I would think that the Xbox business case is dependent upon preserving those margins. So pushing the Xbox as an enabler of low-margin services doesn't make much sense. Let's look at those mentioned...

    Voice
    Sure, Xbox Live voice quality is pretty good. Since Xbox Live requires broadband, it's not tough to obtain toll quality. But why would they want to? There are many reasons why voice over IP hasn't taken off (customers don't want to be tethered to their PCs, long distance is already cheap -- you'd better not be paying more than $0.05/minute for interstate calls), and to my knowledge Xbox Live doesn't have the billing capabilities required for voice services. The article states that Microsoft would move the chat capability to the Xbox Live dashboard, which implies the requirement of an Xbox Live subscription. It's unlikely that this feature would convince consumers to subscribe to Xbox Live. Microsoft would also need VOIP-PSTN gateways, so their customers can call people who don't use an Xbox. Telephone service is complicated. Maybe Microsoft would partner with a company such as Vonage, but they certainly aren't the easiest to work with.

    Music
    A neat capability, much like the QCast Tuner for the PlayStation 2. Consumers have shown little willingness to pay for this, however, as they're accustomed to free players. Service like Rhapsody and pressplay would undoubtedly benefit from freedom from the shackles of the PC, but their revenue shares are micenuts compared with Microsoft's costs. Given the current crop of LAN-to-stereo bridges, like the AudioTron and the SimpleFi, the Xbox does stand out, but this advantage may be gone in a few months when the likes of Linksys launch its low-cost device.

    Movies
    One of the reasons for Movielink's slow start is the simple fact that most consumers prefer to watch movies on their TVs, not their PCs. This problem is defeated with the Xbox in the mix, as it enables high-quality video output to the TV. Perhaps Microsoft plans to download the top 3-4 pay per view movies to the Xbox hard drive each night (Movielink movies are 500-600MB each, so they would easily fit on the 8-9GB Xbox HDD), so when the consumer chooses a popular movie playback begins immediately. The margins on this business are low, too. And Microsoft will compete with existing TV-based PPV and Video on Demand, which is slowly rolling out to cable systems. This makes a tough market even tougher.

    Summary
    Low margin + low penetration services will not lift the Xbox to profitability. Great games will. Strong Xbox Live games will give customers a reason to pay $9.95 a month for the service. Hopefully the EA/AOL exclusivity deal will end soon, so Xbox can benefit from good sports titles. Until the games improve, Microsoft is rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. They have the cash to be patient, however.

    Disclaimer: I work fo

  234. No, you don't even have to activate it. by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

    Say a customer buys a computer at Best Buy, they automatically get 6 free months (if they pay with a credit card or major debit). If the customer doesn't sign on and activate that account, they never get billed. However, even if they sign on just once, even for just 30 seconds, they have to call and cancel the account.

    I got a laptop at Best Buy last fall, and (stupidly) accepted the MSN service. I never once took the CD out of its case, but 6 months later, they billed my credit card.

    In my case, though, the Best Buy employee warned me that I would be billed, so I have no grounds for action. But I was still rather ticked off that MSN didn't notify my in any way when they started billing me. That's just dirty, even when the sales rep warns you.

  235. Man.. by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

    You guys post far more Windows stories than Mac stories or almost any other "kind" of story. Why not just make a Windows "section" like YRO or Apple?

    Go on do it!

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  236. Fuck you, slashdot readers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also the iLoo, although that hasn't stopped you from submitting stories about it, oh no.

    Translated:

    "I'm posting a dup, but it's YOUR fault! God forbid it be MY responsibility to check for duplicates when you people send the same item so goddamn much! Work? Fuck off, I'm here to forward your shit through like an automaton."

  237. Sign up Scam? by joelav22 · · Score: 1

    I don't think so, I used to work for best buy. When a customer gets a free trial of MSN, they have to choose a username IN THE STORE, and press confirm on about 2-3 different screens at the register. That should be a big hint that you are signing up for service. They also scan their own credit card and the screen CLEARLY states what they are signing up for. Suing someone because you are a complete idiot and cannot read is not vaild.

  238. Backdoors,Attestation Monopoly,Loss of Fair Use by NZheretic · · Score: 1
    Loss of Control and Backdoors

    Read Microsoft Aims for Protection--From Users

    What Microsoft people really mean when they talk about security is security for Microsoft from you. NGSCB's main purpose is to make sure users such as yourself aren't pirating Microsoft's or partners' software or any other copyrighted content--even if that means taking over your system remotely and removing or disabling the offending untrusted software. ...

    ... It boils down to this: In a traditional security scenario, you as a user have control over your system to protect it from outside attackers who are enemies of your system. With Microsoft's vision of the trusted operating system, some system control is handed over to vendors and copyright holders who see you, the system's owner, as the enemy.

    NSA+KGB+CIA = NGSCB.

    From the Transcript of Internet Caucus Panel Discussion. Re: Administration's new encryption policy. Rep. Curt Weldon's statement

    But the point is that when John Hamre briefed me, and gave me the three key points of this change, there are a lot of unanswered questions. He assured me that in discussions that he had had with people like Bill Gates and Gerstner from IBM that there would be, kind of a, I don't know whether it's a, unstated ability to get access to systems if we needed it. Now, I want to know if that is part of the policy, or is that just something that we are being assured of, that needs to be spoke. Because, if there is some kind of a tacit understanding, I would like to know what it is.

    Read all of Curt Weldon's statement.

    Attestation Monopoly

    Microsoft's NGSCB model for DRM content management grants Microsoft effective root digital certificate control over both software and content. It would be a monopoly even stronger than Microsoft's existing desktop dominance. Just as with Microsoft's proprietary file formats and protocols, the network effect would result in any non-dominate player or vendor facing too great a barrier to provide effective monopoly negating free-market competition.

    Loss of Fair Use Rights and doctrine of First Sale

    Microsoft's NGSCB DRM model also grants content providers far too much restrictive power. For example, in the USA and in most of the world, you are legally allowed to tape broadcast content for later replay ( timeshifting ), gathering evidence for making a complaint, or legitmate research. The DRM model can be used by content providers to circumvent these legal rights. Also if Microsoft or the Codec developer drops support for a format or even a particular digital key, all that content "protected" by that methord or key becomes unreadable.

    The DRM model circumvents the Doctrine of First Sale, by side shifting content from being "goods" into a so-called service. When I purchase a DVD, I own that particular physical instance of that DVD and the right to view the content on it. I expect to be able to play that DVD in any DVD player I choose to, including the DVD drive in my Linux system. Also when I have finished viewing that DVD, I expect to be able to pass or even resell that DVD to any party I choose. I might even give that DVD to my local library, and I am legally entitled to do so. As DMCA protected CSS DVDs already limits what you can do with a DVD, Microsoft's plans for DRM span well beyond pure downloaded digital content.

    Microsoft could even make instances of digital downloaded copies tranferable with the same Fair Use rights that you would expect from physical books or DVDs, but chooses not to.

    It's all about control and under Microsoft's current model it's definately not where do you want to go today or tommorrow.

  239. Re: $0.01 charge by CyberWolf · · Score: 1

    I used to work at Future Shop (Canada's version of Best Buy before BS bought out FS).

    With regards to the $0.01 charge, and scanning of free items, both cashiers/salespeople were telling the partial truth. It is used for inventory purposes (and the system does not allow you to scan an item for $0.00 dollars, hence they charge a penny).

    However, in some cases, like the MSN thing (FS did not offer it since it was not available in Canada at the time), the cashiers may not necessarily be to blame IF they were not aware that the customer was also being signed up, since they are just following the instructions set by management *where as the salespeople are better informed about things like this), but I do agree that Best Buy is probably to blame (I say probably because I have never worked for or shopped at Best Buy, my only experiences are with Future Shop).

    Anyways, just my two cents.

  240. 16kb eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I must agree that Windows 2003 is much better than Windows NT/2000, I still cannot say if it has really surpassed Linux. It can even be near, but probably not better.

    The test says that they set the send/recv buffer to 16k. Well, I use BSD so for me it's common to tweak these features, and on Linux, when you need a really optimized server, guess, you has to do optimizations. And 16k is not enough for a file server standing on a gigabit connection, so it will surely slow things down. I wonder if they would redo the tests with the buffer size set to 64k?

  241. Benchmark - some thoughts by gingrich · · Score: 1

    IIRC, there have been some problems with the Linux
    drivers for Intel networking. Is this a common
    experience? Are people having problems with the Intel
    pro 1000 MF network adapters under Linux? And what
    about drivers for the SmartArray SCSI running on the HP/Compaq boxes? Would I be correct in thinking that at
    least some of this is proprietary?

    I am prepared to believe that an optimised Windows
    system can be significantly faster than a Linux system,
    but the difference seems a unreasonably great unless there
    were some other factors at work here, IMHO.

    Also, I would be really interested in knowing the
    kernel build options that were used for the Linux
    system and what applications besides Samba were running
    on the Linux system. For example, if we are assuming
    that this is a pure file server, then it would be
    reasonable to be runnning the Linux system in text mode
    since Linux doesn't require a GUI to operate.

    There are a few questions that need answers as far as I
    can see.

    -Don

  242. The manual data is on the cdrom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The big difference between windows and redhat redhat ships with a complete set of manuals in electriconic form. (download or not) When you know where they are. Note this is the problem I would love to see the complete mdsn/technet ship with ms windows(even just the parts for just that version).

    And if your internet is out for some reason web sites dont help.

  243. Benchmark tests are always skewed. by chrome · · Score: 1

    I've never seen an accurate benchmarking of Linux Vs Windows yet. They are always skewed in one way. I can always find some tuning that they've done to one of the candidates that they've not done to the other. For example, after about 2 minutes skimming through, I noticed this:

    Appendix C. File Server Performance Tuning

    Windows Server 2003:

    [stuff]
    Created HKLM/System/CurrentControlSet/Control/FileSystem/D isablelastaccess and set to 1.

    (I can never find backslash on my japanese keyboard, hahahaha)

    But there wasn't a corresponding change to the filesystem mount options in linux. Therefore atime was getting updated on Linux and not on Windows! That would make a very large difference!

    I'm not a Linux bigot by any means but that kind of blatant lopsided testing gets up my nose.

  244. Re:Flawed testing methodology / conflict of intere by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
    Measuring a 2x4 is different from multiple software programs running on a system. A multi-threaded computing platform is far from deterministic. It would have been a more deterministic test had they stopped all threads except for the one necessary to run the test. It was not stated in the published document that this was the case.

    This problem is huge in the field of realtime embedded process control systems. My Employer spends lots of money and has dozens of patents on technology to make such systems more deterministic and predictable. You would be amazed at the lengths to which a designer must go to get even close.

    If you're running any kind of test on a software platform, you've got to run that test dozens if not hundreds of times in order to have enough information to weed out the effects of other threads that might be running on the machine, the server, and even the effects of traffic that may be emanating from other machines on the network. It is furthermore insufficient to collect information on only one variable. Throwing the test bed against the wall and measuring the throughput alone is meaningless. You have to collect realtime data on each machine involved in the test, each switch, each NIC...

    You've also got to run those tests at different temperatures (because digital hardware has different error rates at different temperatures), different times of day (if the machines are running something like cron jobs, and the test document did not say these were disabled), and through variances in many other factors in order to gain reliable and valid data.

    So, in summary, if you're in your grade school science lab measuring the spatial dimensions of a 2x4, twice is probably enough because there aren't many factors that could affect the information you're trying to obtain. However, if you have 240 computers on a network, all talking to one machine, there are plenty of areas where minute variances in behavior of just one or a few of the clients can cause profound effects on the server. So it is more like a social science in the sense that statistically significant data is not easy to obtain.

    And on your comments about the business relationships: it would be one thing for Microsoft to have paid some lab to do the test. It's quite another when MicroSoft and the Lab's parent company are so deeply in bed together that the benefit of the doubt disappears completely.

  245. Re:Flawed testing methodology / conflict of intere by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
    Ok, I'm not a big finance guy but I had just thought that to be interesting. I don't have enough money to do business with any of them so I don't know that much about the markets, except that they suck right now :)


    What would be really interesting to know is if Bill Gates and/or his cronies own big shares of LionBridge. I'm not sure how to find that info, though..

  246. Re:a tag line for Best Buy-Financial drain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What could we use instead of "Turn on the fun." to lampoon Best Buy. "

    "Turn on the [money] siphon"

  247. Cynicism by DaemonGem · · Score: 1

    My Cynicism meter right now is reading "Oh, none at all".
    -Dae

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  248. Full of shit by mr_zorg · · Score: 1

    You're full of shit: (1) I've applied every Windows Update to date on my XP box and never onve had my home page changed. (2) Windows Updates are automatic ONLY IF YOU LET THEM BE. I for one have turned them off so I can review and apply them by hand -- it's easy enough to do.

  249. The Best Buy-MSN Connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When Kim asked why the compact disc had been scanned, the employee allegedly said it was to keep track of inventory. But Best Buy apparently sent Kim's debit card information to Microsoft, which activated an MSN service account in his name without telling him, the lawsuit said.

    I can tell you right now that Best Buy's Point of Sale system isn't that slick. In order for an MSN Chargeable Account to be created, a 'Scrip' must be processed during the transaction, which is essentially filling out an electronic form. At the end of the Scrip process, the customer's credit card must be swiped, and the customer is told on a miniature LCD screen (a few times actually) that they are signing up for an MSN account. A few of these screens include choosing a screen name, confirming an address, and signing the MSN EULA after the credit card has been run through the LCD device. This is BEFORE the transaction is copmleted. Once the Scrip has been processed, the customer pays for what they are purchasing and the order is completed.

    To sum all this up, it would be very diffucult for Best Buy or MSN to create a scam like this, becuase the system was created to let customers know many times that they are signing up for an MSN account and unless a username, credit card, and customer information is entered in during the Scrip process, an account is not created (I mean, come on, MSN isn't going to create accounts without getting a credit card number and a billing address first).

    So, I could see two possibilities from which came this outcome. Either the register people were highly trained to decieve customers, convincing them they need to swipe their credit card twice and give out a billable address (comming from someone who works in retail, this is easier said than done. Also, if Best Buy found out their employees were following this deceptive practice, they'd fire everyone involved immediately). Or, the customer who sparked this lawsuit knew at least vaguely what he was getting himself into and decided that this was a good opportunity to make a little money through legal ventures.

    Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see MSN get sued over something, as they've decieved people before (like advertising fast and reliable connectivity when in truth they could give two craps about the quality of connectivity, especially back in the days of those $400/4 Year Contract agreements), but this is one lawsuit that won't go anywhere.

    1. Re:The Best Buy-MSN Connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would believe this if this was the only complaint I had ever seen. I work at MSN Customer Service and we litterally get hundreds if not thousands of complaints a month. And we're just one call center. And the complaints don't come from every retailer. We don't hear a peep out of people who were signed up at Staples, or Circuit City, or Radio Shack (well, unless it's a poed customer with a term commit). How can it be that only Best Buy customers complain? Are they somehow more stupid/evil than other consumers?

      Now, perhaps everything IS on the up and up at your particular store. I've ALSO noticed we only get complaints from certain regions (OC California seems to be popular for some reason). This leads me to believe the problem (always assuming there is one) is only with a few stores, and not universal. As the saying goes though, it only takea a few bad apples...

      Regardless, I know the paperwork IS supposed to be included. The username, password AND terms and conditions are printed right on a receipt. It's unbelievable how few people actually look at these things. Cripes, I've had customers call up and complain about being billed FOR OVER AN F'ING YEAR and claim they just noticed. Either they're trying to scam us, or people really are that stupid, or most likely both.

  250. xfs vs. reiserfs stability. by TheOrquithVagrant · · Score: 1

    XFS is unstable? That's the first time I've heard that said about XFS. Are you speaking from personal experience, or just quoting what you've heard? If the former, I would like to hear what the problem was, since I use xfs on production systems, and would like to be aware of any potential pitfalls.
    My own personal experience with XFS so far has been stellar. It also reportedly scales better on SMP than any other available linux filesystem, which should have made it possibly the best alternative in the 8-way test, though I've never personally run it on anything with more than 2 cpu's, so i can't vouch for that.
    Reiserfs, on the other hand, is the only linux FS which i have repeatedly had problems with. I've had fs corruption resulting in loss of data several times, although that was quite a few kernel releases ago.
    Fairly recently, however, I had a kernel crash in reiserfs when a timeout on a SCSI command caused a SCSI bus reset. This is the ONLY time I have ever seen a "production" linux kernel crash on a server.

    1. Re:xfs vs. reiserfs stability. by Surak · · Score: 1

      This is, in fact, from personal experience with XFS on Linux. I installed it because I've had *great* experience with XFS on Irix as a Unix sysadmin and have found it to be a reliable, stable, and very high performance filesystem.

      However, on Linux, due to XFS' fairly agressive cacheing, I've found that in the event of a system crash or a power outage, anything that was recently written to the filesystem ends up being junk. I was using an ATI Radeon 7000 on an Athlon under Gentoo with kernel 2.4.18 (at the time), which turns out to cause crashes when switching from XFree86 to another virtual terminal using Ctrl+Alt+Fx or, occassionally, when restarting the X server, due to a problem with Gentoo's high level of optimization (the recommended make.conf compiler flags include '-O3 -march=i686' for an Athlon) and a subtle compatibility between Athlon and the AGP bus. Anyway, this setup was causing crashes -- which is why I moved to a GeForce-based card and the problem went away.

      But I digress... after losing several important files during these crashes (these files were just *open* for writing -- I hadn't even written them or anything), I converted the filesystems to reiserfs, which has had excellent stability for me on 2.4.18 and later kernels.

  251. Obligatory Orwell mauling by Quila · · Score: 1

    "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Prison is opportunity."

  252. Microsoft is getting better by a5cii · · Score: 0

    Having used Windows from 3.1 onwards i would say that with the release of windows XP microsoft are actually getting the idea of what they are meant to do, create a secure, stable easy to use operating system

    windows XP is Reliable and easy to use, if you are a more advanced user it is easy to secure it without using a firewall, closing all the default ports including 135 RPC

    Nicrosoft makes the easiest to use operating systems with each operating system having a similar layout to the ones previous thus making it easier to use for previous and new users alike

    things such as the api change a lot but other parts of the API dont, you can change some windows XP and .NET server 2003 settings using the control panel from windows 2

    Hope this helps to enlighten you a bit :)

  253. Re:Flawed testing methodology / conflict of intere by sheldon · · Score: 1

    The factors you bring up are simply not signifigant towards the results. I've been doing stress testing of internal applications for my employer for a while now. I don't know much about testing embedded systems, but I do know enterprise systems.

    The issues you bring up might result in a variation in results in the order of 1%. That's just not statistically signifigant for the purpose of this test.

    "And on your comments about the business relationships: it would be one thing for Microsoft to have paid some lab to do the test. It's quite another when MicroSoft and the Lab's parent company are so deeply in bed together that the benefit of the doubt disappears completely."

    I still see no validity to this claim until you can prove otherwise.

  254. Thanks for that link! by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    An ounce of data is worth a ton of opinionated flamage. (-:

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  255. Except for the Tricorders... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...but we're never shown the batteries for those, or the actors going `ooh! yow! wha-wha!' and flapping their hands about in the warding-off-burns ritual after shoots featuring them. (-:

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