I was in a product training class in Minnesota. I taught a classmate from Houma Louisana how to ski. He had a KILLER sarcastic sense of humor that went way over the heads of the Minnesotans.
...as a young lad in the 50s I disliked cheap $#!t. A rainy Saturday with a large Erector set, building 3 foot Howe trusses, then sitting in the center. Yowza!
About 1.5 years ago signs were appearing on the off ramps in my locale: "Apprentice wanted by local investor". I then saw identical 'hand written' signs in a community 120 miles away. Keep your BS detector set for a low trigger threshold.
My brother is a pilot, and used to work for a Beechcraft dealer in a sales tax state. New aircraft sales agreements were signed at the airport coffee shop in a neighboring non-taxing state, and the aircraft remained there for 91 days. Then the aircraft was returned to, and placed in service in, the taxing state. Result? No sales/use tax was incurred.
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...is the pun. And I spent three years in the punitentiary!
I was in a product training class in Minnesota. I taught a classmate from Houma Louisana how to ski. He had a KILLER sarcastic sense of humor that went way over the heads of the Minnesotans.
...just add fixin' to your lexicon. Wait, isn't lexicon in Massachusetts?
I will be more observant/sensitive when flexing my wry sense of humor around new acquaintances.
Puerile, senile and sterile.
...was where the demons live. What can we diagnose with puns?
...is what triggered my bullshit detector. This long-time (1972) Republican voted for the Big 'O'.
How many football fields away is that?
... think-to-shutter!
... I can't do it Honey, I haven't got enough power!
...is quite unpleasant.
I saw one at my gym. Once.
Apologies to Lynn Truss.
...no mo
'Super Size Me'. (I've been cutting down on the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs)
...in the camera's line of sight.
Helping to advance the Linux line... And this was composed on 10.4.1 !
Which is why the solar panels on the ISS are turned on edge when in the Earth's shadow.
...as a young lad in the 50s I disliked cheap $#!t. A rainy Saturday with a large Erector set, building 3 foot Howe trusses, then sitting in the center. Yowza!
The system will show that traffic on Bart's above-grade lines to be heavy, but moving well.
About 1.5 years ago signs were appearing on the off ramps in my locale: "Apprentice wanted by local investor". I then saw identical 'hand written' signs in a community 120 miles away. Keep your BS detector set for a low trigger threshold.
coming soon... melamine-fortified.
...the viability of open source.
Sorry.
My brother is a pilot, and used to work for a Beechcraft dealer in a sales tax state. New aircraft sales agreements were signed at the airport coffee shop in a neighboring non-taxing state, and the aircraft remained there for 91 days. Then the aircraft was returned to, and placed in service in, the taxing state. Result? No sales/use tax was incurred.