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  1. Re:I got 10 bucks here ... on Ancient Fossil Offers Clues To Primate Evolution · · Score: 2, Funny

    10 PRINT The power of Christ compels you !

    20 GOTO 10

  2. Brilliant idea on Obama Says 3% of GDP Should Fund Science Research And Development · · Score: 1

    More funding ~= more fundamental discoveries.

    More funding = more money soaked up by researchers with good connections to the NSF and NIH

  3. Re:Ship's toilet - head: Space toilet - colbert on NASA To Announce Module Name On Colbert Show · · Score: 1

    the shit hits the fan by design!

    Why not call it a Vatican then?

  4. BAD idea on Drug Deletes Fearful Memories · · Score: 1

    Stan: Let's go watch the new Indiana Jones movie.

    Kyle: Yeah, dude. Totally!

    (in theater)

    Stan: What are they doing?

    Kyle: They're raping him! They're raping him!

    Butters: Let's get out of here.

    (two weeks later)

    Stan: Let's go watch the new Indiana Jones movie

    Kyle: Yeah dude. Totally!

  5. I am shocked! on Google's PageRank Predicts Nobel Prize Winners · · Score: 1

    You mean people who write good papers get Nobel prizes? Wow!

    Also, I didn't know that people who won Nobel prizes for fundamental discoveries won't post facto get gratuitous citations in the first line of the introduction of every subsequent paper in the field.

    Page Rank captures whatever is `sensational', in every domain of human activity. Having RTFA, I conclude that if all that is sensational is good, then what we have here is an empirical demonstration of circular reasoning. If all that is good need not be sensational, we simply have misleading anecdotal evidence.

  6. Re:Off with her head! on GAO Reports Bailout and Tech Firms Love Tax Havens · · Score: 1

    Very good point! I am sure the poor citizens of Cayman islands couldn't possibly do without a FIFTH of Citibank's subsidiaries world-wide.

    You see, while American homo sapiens who need to watch TV to fill in their hours of leisure, the Cayman Islanders have evolved differently. They need bank transactions as a means of recreation. Without them, they feel unfulfilled and restive. There are Cayman islanders who spend up to eight hours a day making deposits and withdrawals in their checking accounts.

    All Citibank does is to nobly provide them with their daily fix of ennui. We must be very careful before making presumptive remarks about the actions of those whose stated ambition is global prosperity. They know better than us what's good for the world.

  7. From the Ron Paul department on Future Astronauts May Survive On Eating Silkworms · · Score: 1

    Looks like some people are preparing for the Greater Depression ahead of the curve.

    Among the joys of the coming economic collapse: American people eating grubs in milk instead of cornflakes.

  8. Oblig... on Internet Not Really Dangerous For Kids After All · · Score: 1

    I am an eight year old boy in Colorado who would like to make friends with older men ...

  9. Self-destruction sequence activated on Class Teaches Nerds Social Skills · · Score: 1

    By opening up the possibility of nerds learning social skills without having to embarrass themselves in social settings, the world has just fired the first shot in a war that must inevitably lead to the end of Slashdot as we know it.

    Viva la resistance!

  10. Re:Lexus has promised to make the messages relevan on Lexus To Start Spamming Car Buyers In Their Cars · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you give the Darwin award to a car maker?

    Which one?

  11. Because ... on Why Does the US Have a Civil Space Program? · · Score: 1

    ... it wanted to get to the other side.

  12. Bah! Humbug! on A Look Back At Kurzweil's Predictions For 2009 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The biggest problem with Kurzweil's view of the world is that it assumes that any innovation, if technologically feasible, is going to be adopted. As a simple example, the issue of voice-to-voice translation that he raises in the article. Its just more economical and practical to do business with someone who knows English (or has easy access to someone who knows English)

    Similar wishful thinking by Sci Fi doyens caused visions of space colonies and interstellar travel by the first decade of the 21st century or soon afterwards (e.g. 2001:A space odyssey) back in the 60s and 70s when the edges of the universe seemed to be be just another Project Manhattan away. We all know how that has turned out.

    Yes, there are lots of cool things that technology can produce. It will produce them for a population, however, that is more concerned with surviving on a decreasing resource base than the pursuit of techno-Utopia. Just because a small population of geeks in the US can afford and enjoy playing with gizmos doesn't mean the technology is pervasive in the `world'. Yes, computational power increases with time, and that can be channeled into all kinds of innovation, which is the gist of what Kurzweil is saying. That increase in computational power has limited scalability, however, unless you are assuming that all the world is concerned about is playing PC games, downloading music and watching videos online. [Note: By world, I mean the world outside /. Yes I can prove it exists!]

    I think Kurzweil is going to be increasingly disappointed in the coming decades.

  13. Re:Don't re-write history... on Data Mining Rescues Investigative Journalism · · Score: 1

    My friend, McCain got over it pretty quickly. You should too. Breathe!

  14. Re:Oh bull on Data Mining Rescues Investigative Journalism · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a grad student and have recently been asked to help out on a research grant proposal for the very same thing. I agree with the point made in the parent post - if its already out there, there's not much investigation needed. Additionally:

    1) How will algorithms figure out if a story is relevant? There's no deux ex machina here. It will see if the article has the relevant buzzwords and if it has been released by a reputable source.

    2) The buzzword factor kills the algorithm's chances of finding something really new. Its just going to find something that is `current'. Thus, its doing news aggregation, not investigative journalism.

    3) The `reputable' source issue will be decided by looking at factors like source authority (measured by incoming links etc) which means that the algorithm will be scraping sites that are already highly visible. Again, this is simply `Google News' by another name. I cannot think of a way by which algorithms can look into nooks and crannies of the internet by being agnostic about source reputation. If they tried, they would quickly start coming up with 9/11 conspiracy theories and other balderdash as news reports.

    Basically, data mining is going the way of fuzzy logic. It has reached saturation in terms of its utility and applications, and now people are trying to sell all kinds of possibilities to allow for the overshoot in academia (too many PhDs, too little to do).

  15. Why is this shocking? on Software-Generated Paper Accepted At IEEE Conference · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The last time I checked, there were more than half a million papers on arxiv. The number of scientific papers in the world is increasing with the rate of increase in researchers looking for jobs, not with the rate at which problems are being discovered or solved.

    Since the currency of the research community is number of publications, and since administrative sections of universities have little or no competence in judging an academic's competence save statistics on papers published, why is it surprising to find that people publish low-quality work?

    I am reminded of the joke about string theory, `The number of papers in string theory is increasing faster than the speed of light. This is not a problem, though, since no information is actually transferred.'

  16. Hamsters in wheels are also less polluting on Wind and Sun Beat Other Energy Alternatives · · Score: 0

    impacts on global warming, human health, energy security, water supply, space requirements, wildlife, water pollution, reliability, and sustainability

    What about feasibility?

  17. Re:Brain size on Why the Widening Gender Gap In Computer Science? · · Score: 0

    Women's brains may be 10% smaller (Brain Size: 1130 vs 1260 cc), but I believe they're more advanced, uses less energy, and generates less heat.

    They appear to be:

    1. Multi-core, capable of thinking of several things simultaneously.
    2. Real-time OS, hardly freezes (even when staring at handsome men).
    3. Proprietary OS, difficult to reverse-engineer or predict.
    4. Secure, always having secrets that will never be revealed.
    5. Highly efficient I/O, capable of 30000 words per day.
    6. Threat-ready, capable of out-talking (and sometimes out-thinking) any opponent.

    Why women avoid pursuing a CS career is a mystery to me.

    You missed out the deal-killers

    1. DRM don't let pirates and losers make out
    2. Vulnerable, tequila attacks can take DRM out and piss proprietor off tremendously
  18. Oh no ... on Banjo Used In Brain Surgery · · Score: 0
  19. Re:Yes on Studies Say Ideology Trumps Facts · · Score: 0

    In other news: water wet.

  20. Simplest solution on Email-only Providers? · · Score: 0

    Grad school!

  21. Obligatory Tintin reference on LHC Shut Down By Transformer Malfunction · · Score: 0

    Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

  22. Have they forgotten ... on Alaska Looks To Volcanos For Geothermal Energy · · Score: 0

    What about all the lost souls that Xenu dumped into them at the beginning of time? The vengeance of the Dark Lord will be swift when he finds out we are scrounging around in his garbage cans. Am I the only one who finds this an insufferable affront to the spiritual beliefs of a great religion?

  23. Re:Try these on Sci-Fi Books For Pre-Teens? · · Score: 0

    Excellent list. I will add the old masters - Verne, Wells and Conan Doyle to the list. While the science they worked with tends to be obsolete now, some of the sociological themes they picked up on seem to still be relevant.

  24. Re:not so fast on Claimed Proof of Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: 0

    Yeah. arXiv once published my paper that shows cases where P = NP; I proved it conclusively for the cases where P = 0 and/or N = 1, but so far I haven't gotten my $1,000,000.00 check from the Clay Math Institute.

    That's probably because you didn't put in the appropriate citations.

  25. Re:The what? on IEEE Special Report On the Singularity · · Score: 0

    if we develop beings with an artificial intelligence equal to the smartest scientists, they could potentially develop a second generation that would be improved. That generation could operate more quickly and be smarter, and develop a third generation even more quickly. Essentially, the limit to our rate of advancement would be removed

    By `smart', we either mean people who are experienced and know a specialized branch of knowledge thoroughly, or we mean savants who have superior mental capabilities. The intersection of the two is a fairly sparse set.

    In the first case, superior AI would mean machines that can collate information better than humans can and parse them intelligibly. These already exist and are called `scientific communities'.

    In the second case, superior AI would mean machines that can perform some mental abilities (the ones that we can measure and are traditionally correlated with superior intelligence) faster and/or with greater accuracy than humans. These machines exist as well and are called `computers'.

    Hand-waving futurists seem to desire an assimilation of both these paradigms in the expectation that something magical will emerge from the machine and cause humanity's perception of the world to change radically. One would suspect wishful thinking was at work, were it not for the fact that the consequences of the `singularity' occurring seem to be even more depressing than those that will eventuate from it not occurring.