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  1. Re:Misleading headline on The US-Soviet Cyber Cold War · · Score: 1

    Interesting that China wasn't mentioned at all.

    Of course not - they make the technology now, so you don't want to get them off side, eh?

  2. Prior Art on Did an Apple Engineer Invent FB Messages In 2003? · · Score: 1

    "I invent nothing, I rediscover." -- Auguste Rodin

  3. Re:Conflict of interest on P2P Litigation Crippled In DC District Court Ruling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    DC District Court Judge Rosemary Collyer is a he?

  4. Spot the waste on British Gov't Releases Spending Data · · Score: 0

    People are being encouraged to pick through the enormous quantity of online information to spot waste and hold ministers to account.

    That's easy: posting enormous quantities of data online and expecting members of the public to audit it is a massive waste of time and resources.

  5. Re:Good. Hope this keeps up on US Marshals Saved 35,000 Full Body Scans · · Score: 1

    The truth is that the security theater has been embraced by both parties.

    Of course it is - that's politics. If the Democrats did The Right Thing(TM) and scaled back the security theater, they'd get reamed at the next election for being "soft" on terrorism. The problem is not the government, it's the voters (and lobbyists) who won't allow The Right Thing(TM) to happen.

  6. Re:modern china is slavery on Workers Poisoned Making Touchscreen Hardware · · Score: 1

    Too late - China p0wns you. The shiny trinkets are there to keep the proles happy.

  7. Re:Capitalism on Workers Poisoned Making Touchscreen Hardware · · Score: 1

    "You gotta tell 'em—iPHONE IS PEOPLE!"

    "Whatever. Does it come in white?"

  8. Coming soon... on RIM Doesn't Want 200 Fart Apps · · Score: 1

    ... pay-per-fart.

  9. Re:Not credible on Terry Pratchett's Self-Made Meteorite Sword · · Score: 1

    "We want ... a bloomery!"

  10. Re:Well, They're Certainly Shiny Enough. And Edgy. on Steve Jobs Tries To Sneak Shurikens On a Plane · · Score: 1

    Do not "death grip" shuriken with remaining hand.

  11. Wireless on NAB, RIAA May Seek Mandate For FM Radios In Mobile Devices · · Score: 1

    The new Apple iPlaid - FM wireless, with 8 tracks of storage!

  12. Re:at the end of the day: on TI Calculator DRM Defeated · · Score: 1

    If you can "install" something, it's not a calculator - it's a computer. Using a computer in a maths exam is cheating - "technical ability" of the examiners doesn't enter into it. Simple checks like "8 segment display, pass; dot matrix display, fail" weed out most forms of cheating - or they did back in my day. If "calculators" need a "factory reset" before exams, the cheaters have already won... (Before you ask, the slide rule/log table vs. calculator battle was before my time - but I understand where they were coming from.)

  13. lol wut? on Fossil Fuel Subsidies Dwarf Support For Renewables · · Score: 1

    Why do dwarves need renewable energy subsidies?

  14. Ninjas don't use the front door on DefCon Ninja Badges Let Hackers Do Battle · · Score: 1

    A hacking conference, cool badges with wireless capability; what could possibly go wrong?

  15. Re:What If . . . on If Oracle Bought Every Open Source Company · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Again?! That trick nevers works."

  16. Re:Not sure what to make of the LHC so far on LHC To Idle All Accelerators In 2012 · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're off by a factor of 2. The individual beams are currently running at 3.5 TeV; the collisions are at 7 TeV. The goal is to ramp up to 7 TeV beams for 14 TeV collisions.

  17. Blender server on What To Do With an Old G5 Tower? · · Score: 1

    As in Will it Blend? A V8 is recommended.

  18. Re:Not just Google on At Google, You're Old and Gray At 40 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As someone whose 25 I have no interest in mobile phones.

    Or grammar, apparently... ("Who is" -> "who's", not "whose".)

  19. Ob. Red Dwarf on SpaceX's Falcon 9 Appears As UFO In Australia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cat: I hate to go all technical on you, but: All hands on deck, Swirly Thing Alert!

  20. Re:Languages Change on Decency Group Says "$#*!" Is Indecent · · Score: 1

    Belgium, man. Belgium.

  21. Re:Units on Airship Inflated To Create Monster "Stratellite" · · Score: 1

    A huge inflatable vehicle as long as a 23-floor skyscraper is tall ...

    It's exactly as long as a 235ft long piece of cheese.

    Thank you; finally some units for real people, not Spiderman! I'll get the crackers.

  22. Re:Perfect temperature on Food Bloggers Giving Restaurant Owners Heartburn · · Score: 1

    The obvious solution is to have blogging and non-blogging sections of the restaurant, and adjust the food temperatures accordingly. I'd much rather my food come out too warm and need to cool a little that "perfect": eating at a fine restaurant is generally done with company, and talking is often the real main course. "Shut up, and eat it before it gets cold" is what I'd expect from my mother, not a fine restaurant.

  23. Justice must be blind... on Justice Not As Blind As Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    Groklaw has just turned seven, and SCO vs. IBM/Novell/Red Hat etc. cases are still going with nary a piece of evidence in sight.

  24. Re:Cable? on Drifting Satellite Could Knock Out Cable TV · · Score: 3, Funny

    In space, no one can hear you go "*whoosh*".

  25. Re:More Like it? on Voyager 2 Speaking In Tongues · · Score: 1

    Not just Earth's orbit, New Horizons also needed to escape the Sun - a much deeper gravity well.