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  1. Already tapped.... on "Dark Alleys" on the Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>I'd like to see how they plan on monitoring my mage as it talks to your cleric in some obscure, nearly impossible to reach (unless you're level 50) corner of our favorite MUD.

    The clerics in obscure level 50 corners of all MUD games are FBI agents. Did you not know that??

  2. Dress it up! on Honda Updates ASIMO · · Score: 1

    It's starting to look pretty realistic, in the way it walks and moves. They should put clothes on it, and a hat and some dark sun glasses. Then it would really freek people out.

  3. But... on Mathematics and Sex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Consider the equation

    b 4i 4q r u/18

  4. Check out this site... on Switching to Contracting? · · Score: 1



    Check out the Angry Coder.

    This guy has written a series of articles "Going Independent" where he describes the pros and cons with a no-bull-shit attitude. Well worth reading.

  5. I don't trust their review process... on Amazon's Best Computer Books of 2004 · · Score: 2, Funny



    ... when their top rated music CD is this.

  6. As a developer... on Innovative Uses of RFID Tags · · Score: 1

    ...switching the world over to systems using RFID tags is going to be big business. The more they are used, the more the demand for developers to implement the systems. Bring it on I say...

  7. It would be great fun to try a D-DOS attack. on Students Tracked By RFID · · Score: 3, Funny

    At lunch break, get 500 kids in a big group to run in and out through a few times. This is gonna create a LOT of traffic on the RFID system. Better still, get all the schools in the area to do the same thing at the same time.

  8. RTFA Dude.... on Excel Registered as Trademark, 19 Years Late · · Score: 1

    "In a snafu even better than forgetting to renew the Hotmail.com domain,"

    Links to the stroy:

    "Microsoft was busy covering up an almighty cock-up last night after forgetting to renew its hotmail.co.uk domain name."

  9. Red Neck Technology... on Outsourcing To Rural America · · Score: 1

    You could always outsource your Oracle work to Donald K. Burleson.

    There's also good job oportunities there, provided you can follos the dress code. Is it just me, or does this guy have a strange obsession with body hair.

  10. Mine is bigger than yours!!! on Google Index Doubles · · Score: 4, Informative

    From BBC News here.

    In a statement Microsoft said its search engine returned results from five billion web pages - more than any other search engine.

    But this quickly won a response from Google which announced that its index has now grown to more than 8 billion pages.

    Prior to the Microsoft announcement, Google was only indexing 4,285,199,774 web pages.

    Steve Ballmer is soon to announce that his daddy is one hundrad years old, and kan kick your daddy's ass...

  11. Hmmmm.... on Konfabulator Coming to Windows · · Score: -1, Troll

    Developers: Konfabulator Coming to Windows

    HP Dumps Linux for Windows XP MCE in New Media Player

    NHS Awards Contract to Microsoft

    Not a good couple of days for you open source boys.

    As a Microsoft Puppy, it's great to see all this extra cash revanue for the guys in Redmond to pour into the next cool wave of tecnology to play around with.

    You should dump Linux, get a job with a Micosoft shop, you then get a MSDN Universal licence, so you can use all Microsoft products for proto and dev work, plus all the betas and pre releases.

    VisualStudio 2005 Team Edition, BizTalk 2004, Sharepoint, InfoPath, SQL 2005, Longhorn (Indigo is very cool...), SOA, MOM this is where it's at, and where it's going.

    Admit it guys, you can't argue with a few billion dollers invested in R+D, at the moment it's MS who are delivering the most exciting technology.

  12. No shit Sherlock ... on Electoral-vote.com Under Heavy Load; Attack? · · Score: 1

    >>Electoral-vote.com Under Heavy Load; Attack?

    >>An anonymous reader writes "Electoral-vote.com (and mirrors electoral-vote2.com through electoral-vote8.com) seem to be very slow at the moment.

    No shit Sherlock, it's called the slashdot effect...

  13. Old idea... on Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order · · Score: 1

    The idea of a of a "Cat without cat problems" has been around for a while.

    I think this is a much more cost effective option.

  14. In Soviet Russia... on Bootlegged Music in Russia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia the SSLLLAAAAPPPP!!!!!

  15. I wanna see... on Gamers Unite for Video Game Olympics · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wanna see "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" there...

    The Star Wars premiere was great, but i bet he could really rip into these guys.

  16. Imagine... on Rehabilitating Damaged Laptops · · Score: 1

    "Let's say you've got a laptop where just about everything has gone wrong: the display is broken, the processor is slow, the battery is dead, there's no hard drive, and the keyboard been eaten by mice. I've still got a job that your laptop can handle."

    Wow... Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

  17. Re:New Species on World's Deepest Cave Explored Further · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>And I think there are deffinite chances of there being some extremely unique creatures at these depths of a cave.

    You'r right, they are called "Cavers", very frightning to run into in a dark enclosed space.

  18. Software Downloads from Ceefax on Ceefax Turns 30 · · Score: 1

    When I was a lad I saw a BBC Model B computer, which had a Ceefax decoder attached to it.

    This allowed you to browse ceefax on the computer, and also (this is cool) download software from Ceefax.

    The BBC put out a few "BASIC programmes" for the BBC computer in this way.

  19. Re:"Booked it,packed it,f**ked off!" on Ceefax Turns 30 · · Score: 1

    >>Only a Brit could go to Benidorm and like it...:)

    You've nevver bloody been there have you mate? It's full of bloody germans.

  20. "Booked it,packed it,f**ked off!" on Ceefax Turns 30 · · Score: 1

    You don't wanna look ont tinternet for an oliday, you wanna look at ceefax.

    Two weeks in Benidorm, forty quid.

    Booked it, packed it, f**ked off.

    -- Peter Kay

  21. I think these words are moving up rapidly... on Tracking The (English) Words We Use · · Score: 1

    Visitors
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    Webmaster - please contact support as soon as possible.

  22. Springfield Cartographers on Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield · · Score: 1


    Where do Springfield Cartographers fit into this map.

  23. Expensive but Very Cool... on Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 1

    Weather Balloon + Tank of Helium + 2 x 3G Video phones.

    Stick the video phone on the balloon.
    Call the other video phone from the balloon phone.
    Let the balloon go.
    Watch the video.

    The 3G network will give great coverage, in Europe you could see the video as the balloon passes between different counries.

  24. Regualr guy VS Geek on Surviving College With Gear And Sanity Intact? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Regualr guy:
    "Great! I'm off to collage, need some tips on the best places to party, the best clubs, and where all the hot chicks hang out."

    Geek:
    "I've been looking around recently for other options as far as keeping track of my laptop and other semi-expensive and certainly valuable (for a college student) stuff in a dorm room setting. Any ideas? I'm looking for both laptop-specific and comprehensive solutions. Locks? Alarms? Video cameras? Trip wire?"

  25. Re:This looks really nice, but... on 5.5 oz. MPEG-4/Audio Portable From Archos · · Score: 1

    >>What kind of lifespan can one expect from these type of devices? Given the rate at which these things are evolving, they will pretty much be obsolete before they die of natural causes. If it breaks in a couple of years, then it will be a good excuse to go buy the latest 100G disk player, or 20G flash player.