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  1. Re:Good on Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ · · Score: 1

    And perhaps R. Lee could repeat his therapist role from the Geico commercials with him. I'd pay to see that!

  2. Re:When the cheese moves you follow it on Why Microsoft Is Being Nicer To Open Source · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fast forward about a decade now. Ubuntu Linux (and it's sub-flavors) is gaining popularity, Android is devistating Microsoft's offering in the handheld OS market, FOSS software is gaining deeply established traction in many developing countries and making inroads in countries that were previously deeply in Microsoft's pockets, and the FUD campaign that GPL==Communism has failed miserably.

    They were just ahead of their time. Today the Rush Limbaughs and Glenn Becks of the world call anything they don't like communist/socialist and people just accept it without question.

  3. Re:attention to the polarised on Bill Gates Enrolls His Kids In Khan Academy · · Score: 1

    It would be, you hopefully realise, fucking stupid to either stuff the money under the mattress or give it all away immediately.

    I don't know... My "Serta Fund" has been outperforming most of my other investments lately...

  4. Re:$100,000 server? really..... on Drunken Employee Shoots Server · · Score: 1

    Check again buddy. The base price on a Dell (m|R)910 server is about $28K. Fully maxed out these can approach 6 figures. Now consider a chassis pupulated with m910 blades...

  5. Comic-con seems appropriate... on Blagojevich Appears At Chicago Comic Con · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since he's an example of a real-life supervillan.

    I'm going to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder! Buahahaha!

  6. SATA? on Calling Shenanigans On Super SATA's Claimed Audio Qualities · · Score: 1

    The discriminating audiophile with unlimited funds insist on fibre channel adapters with optical connections. Perhaps EMC should get into the audio market.

  7. In the upcoming election on Researchers Reprogram Voting Machine To Run Pac-man · · Score: 1

    Vote for Blinky!

  8. Re:Made up statistics on Lies, Damned Lies and Cat Statistics · · Score: 1

    Very ironic, considering that TFA was about how bumper sticker phrases spread so much BS.

    The worst were a couple that were popular a couple of years ago:
    Obama/Biden 08
    And
    McCain/Palin 08

  9. Re:WiFi at home? on 'Wi-Fi Illness' Spreads To Ontario Public Schools · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's probably the dihydrogen monoxide in the water suply.

  10. Re:This cannot stand! on Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex · · Score: 1

    Simple: Hit on women with iPhones. According to this study you are statistically more likely to get lucky.

  11. Re:Profiling on The Vending Machines of the Future · · Score: 1

    I'd like to be able to get a 7up without being profiled by a machine, thank you very much.

    You look tired, Perhaps a Mtn. Dew would be a better choice of beverage?

  12. Re:Without any evidence? on Online Forum Speeding Boast Leads To Conviction · · Score: 1

    I hit 170mph on the way to work this morning.
    Of course, if charged with speeding I will point out that (1) I am lying, (2)my Hyundai isn't capable of anywhere near that speed, and (3) the traffic on most of my commute made travel above 30 MPH pretty much impossible.

  13. Re:Actually... on FBI Prioritizes Copyright Over Missing Persons · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's called "Intellectual Property" because you only think you own it.

  14. What I want to know is... on Kids Who Watch Popeye Cartoons Eat More Vegetables · · Score: 1

    Has there been any significant reduction in children dropping anvils on each other since they censored all the violence out of the classic Bugs Bunny cartoons?

  15. Re:Solution will be more ethics classes for employ on HP CEO Resigns During Sexual Harassment Investigation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Except at the executive level where it's actually needed.

  16. He's resigning to spend more time with his family. on HP CEO Resigns During Sexual Harassment Investigation · · Score: 1

    ...And his wife's divorce lawyer.

  17. Re:Products based on exploits on Two Unpatched Flaws Show Up In Apple iOS · · Score: 1

    Exploitable bugs should be reported so they can be fixed, not used to develop your own products - however popular the products might be in some circles. That might well be an unpopular view in this forum, but there it is.

    Back in the days when Windows 3.x and 95 roamed the Earth that was the most common way to compete with Microsoft and their undocumented APIs.

  18. No Ka-Boom? on Coronal Mass Ejection Hits Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Ka-Boom.
    -Marvin.

  19. Re:We live in a multimedia word on Barnes and Noble Bookstore Chain Put In Play · · Score: 1

    Ok class, Sycraft-fu has recommended we change our reading list so this semester instead of Hemingway we will be reading the "Twilight" books.

  20. Re:Groundbreaking [2007]! on Hands On With the BlackBerry Torch 9800 · · Score: 1

    Personal user: I want a camera, chat, MP3 player, Twitter, facebook, etc.

    Business user: The corporate security and audit teams says all of that stuff has to be turned off.

    I used to work at a company that required that even the phone feature be disabled on all blackberries connected to the corporate Exchange servers...

  21. Re:It gets worse on The Recovery Disc Rip-Off · · Score: 1

    Must have been the guy from one vendor I had to deal with once from a department who bought a server without going through IT. When I pointed out that the server has only one disk drive installed and we would be unable to recover it should the drive fail his response was "We have a 4-hour replacement contract with HP, if the drive fails you'll get a replacement in a few hours." He didn't have an answer when I asked him if the replacement drive would have the OS and applications installed and pre-configured for us, and if so how did HP manage to get a copy of our server build.

  22. Knowing on The Sun Unleashes Coronal Mass Ejection At Earth · · Score: 1

    Please tell me Nicolas Cage hasn't been studying a page full of seemingly random numbers that list the details of major disasters...

  23. Easy way to test on Why Bad 3D, Not 3D Glasses, Gives You Headaches · · Score: 1

    Are there more reports of headaches from watching "Step It Up 3D" than "Avatar"?
    Compare with headaches from the 2D versions...

  24. Re:New German Movie Due Out Next Summer on Radioactive Boar On the Rise In Germany · · Score: 1

    Blue Oyster Cult is already working on the theme song.

  25. Re:That would mean... on The Canadian Who Holds the Key To the Internet · · Score: 1

    Nice of them to provide names.

    When the Hope Diamond was moved from from South Africa to England they made a big deal about it, sending a whole fleet of Royal Navy ships to protect it.

    Only the diamond wasn't on any of the ships. It was sent parcel post through standard shipping channels. The fleet was just a diversion.

    This guy may be one of the ships protecting the DNSSec key...