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  1. Rocking? Fixing? on The ROBOlympic Games · · Score: 1

    Looks more like strangling. Which is typically my feelings about "cute" technology as well.

  2. My only question on Peter Jackson Says "Hobbit" Movie In The Works · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many ending will this one have?

  3. 13th eipsode? on New Battlestar Galactica Series Greenlighted · · Score: 2, Funny

    I figured the 13th episode would be the "lost" one.

  4. That's no moon... on Spirit and Opportunity Now Operational · · Score: 1

    That's a Fully FUNCTIONAL...er...rover...ahem.

  5. Didn't suck, but still... on Return of the King Leads Oscar Nominations · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I'm not trolling, but I thought LOTR:RoTK was by far the worst of the three. My feelings were that they would get the nominations and have the best chance of getting awards this year because the awards organizations knew they could put off throwing Jackson et al a bone due to the way they made/released the three films.

  6. Re:THANK GOD. on LEGO Mindstorms Will Survive · · Score: 1

    Not that my comment was particularly helpful, but don't see how that was off topic (thus modded down) with all the "goods", "whews", "yays", and miscellaneous other happy comments about Mindstorms not being discontinued. I'm just expressing succinctly what a lot of others did. Weird moderators. Oh...wait...unless it was the general "oops...he said the G-word" hysteria that cause knee-jerk reactions from most folks. Of course moderators do realize that "Thank God" is an idiom, right?

  7. THANK GOD. on LEGO Mindstorms Will Survive · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Had to be said....

  8. OK, I'm tossing in 'Eric and The Dreaded Gazebo' on 2000 Year Old Roman d20 Up For Auction · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just for the halibut...

    (Not my Experience, I found it Out There(tm))

    The Gazebo

    This is a story of a DM (Ed) and a paladin (Eric) during a game of AD&D.

    ED: You see a well-groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
    ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
    ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
    ERIC: How far away is it?
    ED: About 50 yards.
    ERIC: How big is it?
    ED: (Pause) It's about 30 feet across, 15 feet high, with a pointed top.
    ERIC: I use my sword to detect whether it's good.
    ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo!
    ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
    ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo!
    ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
    ED: No, Eric. It's a gazebo!
    ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (rolls to hit). What happened?
    ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
    ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
    ED: Of course not, Eric! It's a gazebo!
    ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a plus-three arrow!
    ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a gazebo! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it wih an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#%$*& gazebo!
    ERIC: (Long pause - he has no axe or fire spells) I run away.
    ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo, and it catches you and eats you.
    ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my paladin...

    At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining what a gazebo is. This is solely an afterthought, of course, but Eric is doubly lucky that the gazebo was not situated on a grassy knoll.

  9. Re:Too short on The Guy Responsible For Ctrl-Alt-Del · · Score: 1

    Check the IBM website, after all I'd expect a "rock star" to have some info available. Maybe a pin up even?

  10. More details but... on The Origin of Murphy's Law · · Score: 1
    Read this in the Jargon Dictionary years ago.

    http://info.astrian.net/jargon/terms/m/Murphy_s_La w.html

  11. Why does it have to be either/or? on The Return of Apollo? · · Score: 1

    Don't understand why this is seen as a step backwards. Seems like using the right (read easy-to-use, easy-to-build, most cost efficient, etc.) tool for the right job is a Good Idea(tm). If it's the right tool then I say yea to space travel. With the problems they've had, I'd worry more if they came up with yet another grand plan. Remember the KISS principle applies everywhere.

  12. Re:While @ the office? on Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office? · · Score: 1

    Doing "very little" work in a "ten hour day" has probably pissed them off already. I'd say go for the gold and workout, build model ships, learn to play the guitar, etc.... Have a little fun.

  13. Re:Let's make a deal on Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shucks! Beats the hell out of Atkins. Send picture of girlfriend and bike. We'll talk.

  14. Re:Time for publicly funded politicians? on House Bill to Make File-Sharing an Automatic Felony · · Score: 1

    Hey, "open source politicians". I like it. :)

  15. So... on Marriage May Tame Genius · · Score: 1

    Do you get smarter if you get divorced?

  16. Shades of Cyberpunk 2020 on Sen Hatch Would Like To Destroy Filetraders' PCs · · Score: 1

    Better jack out before Trace and Burn, man.

  17. Not the worst thing about it... on DMCA Vs. The Sewing Underground · · Score: 1
    on bootlegging grandmas and their suppliers.

    Sharing the needles...that's what they need to educate against.

  18. As long as we're gossiping... on The Hiring, Firing and Re-Hiring of Spider-Man · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think those tights make Tobey look fat. You call those calves? I call them steers!

    Let's get back to something geeky.

  19. Mobo? on IBM To Repair Smoking Monitors · · Score: 5, Funny
    And I thought all that smoke was just my mobo overheating.

    Did you mean mojo? Yeah, Baby!

  20. "Negotiate"? on Charles Simonyi leaves Microsoft · · Score: 1
    And Microsoft holds a right to be the first to negotiate with Intentional Software if the company comes up for sale.

    "PR Speak to English" translation: "If they make something we want, we'll take them over and crush them."

  21. UGSP on More on Orbital Space Debris · · Score: 1
    Obviously the first step is to create the United Galaxy Sanitation Patrol agency.

    Then build the first garbage scow ship of course.

    I'll volunteer to take charge of hiring the co-pilot and co-co-pilot.

  22. Hey... on Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise' · · Score: 2, Funny
    Even though it's a joke (and as an aside, lighten up everybody) I'd still love to hear the dialog...

    Archer: What is this boy doing on my bridge?
    Wesley: But, sir, I've..
    Archer: Shut up Wesley!
    Wesley: Awww...somethings never change... *stomp*stomp*stomp*

  23. It's obvious. on Ancient Sunken City Discovered Off Shores of Cuba. Maybe · · Score: 1
    but I do wonder how they assigned the date "of at least 6000 years ago" to this.

    It's obvious that some really smart person spent a lot of time in researching it. Then flipped a coin.

  24. Re:They Have a Point on Microsoft Blames the Messengers · · Score: 1

    Security through obscurity is a huge mistake, IMHO. I leads to a false sense of security (err..sorry..) that everything's OK forever and ever so the the software gets worse and worse.

  25. Re:I saw this on National Geographic on MS getting rid of SAMBA? · · Score: 1
    ...disembowel any Microsoft weenie who tried to lay a hand his favorite daughter, leaving the carcass to the hyenas.

    Insert "computer" for "daughter" and I think we have us a DOJ ruling...