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  1. Right now? on Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do we have to go into space right now? Do I have time to go home and change?

  2. Voluntary self-experiment on Psychopharm Going 'Mainstream' In Schools? · · Score: 1

    Remember in the X-Files how the government (or the aliens or somebody--I forget) was performing secret experiments on people?

    In real life, I've come to realize that whatever "they" are doing to us is nothing compared to the expermients we perform on ourselves. These students are conducting large-scale uncontrolled experiments into the long-term effects of these drugs. No one will compensate them for any damaging side-effects they find. No one has the power to force them to accept this deal, but that's not necessary because they are performing these tests willingly.

    I probably sound like a curmudgeon. So be it.

  3. Unexplained packages on Rumormongering - Apple Could Buy Nintendo? · · Score: 4, Funny
    I've been wondering what some of these mystery packages are for.
    • /System/Library/Extensions/Wiimote.kext
    • /System/Library/Frameworks/GBAKit.framework
    • /System/Library/CoreServices/Encodings/libSpacePir ateConverter.dylib
    • /Developer/Applications/Utilities/RacoonSuit.app
    Not to mention this /Users/mario directory I can't seem to read...
  4. What's with the backlash on unreleased products? on 20 Things You Won't Like About Vista · · Score: 1

    What's with the media backlash on products that aren't even out yet?

    Negative stories on Microsoft Windows Vista and the Playstation 3, which aren't even in final form and have only been tried by a limited number of people.

    By the way, I've heard X-Men 4 is having script problems, and 2009 Fords are *weak*!

  5. Mixed results with our intranet wiki on Put MediaWiki to Work for You · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Our management wanted an "intranet" a few years back but had zero budget. My answer was JSPWiki on a Linux box.

    The wiki has succeeded in a couple of notable areas. The photo directory page is critical for learning new faces on a rapidly growing staff. Another page has completely replaced sticky-notes that were formerly used to coordinate certain tasks among staff and interns. The IT department has a lot of miscellaneous documentation pages. A few other pages serve the function of an electronic bulletin board for staff scattered across two buildings.

    Management was very concerned at first that staff would abuse the wiki, either by wasting time posting trivia or by outright vandalism. Neither fear has materialized.

    The biggest failure of the wiki is the number of abandoned pages. They don't do any harm, but about a third of pages are derelict, with old information that the author obviously lost interest in maintaining. Having a wiki editor might solve that problem, but in practice it doesn't rise to the level.

  6. Bumper sticker slogan on UK Government Wants Private Encryption Keys · · Score: 1

    "If strong encryption is outlawed, only outlaws will have strong encryption."

  7. Wildlife Institute of India on Nintendo Revolution Renamed 'Wii' · · Score: 1

    Oh man, the Wildlife Institute of India is going to be livid!

    http://www.google.com/search?q=wii&num=10&hl=en

  8. Re:Modern?? on The World's Most Modern Management System · · Score: 1

    The ticket system could be policed by peer pressure, with a social stigma attached to filing unprofessional complaints.

  9. Reduce term for business method patents on Netflix Suing Blockbuster for Patent Infringement · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Business method patents would be more palatable if the term of protection weren't so long, especially when the web is involved. Seventeen-year legal monopolies just don't fit a twelve-year-old medium.

  10. CentOS broke in here as well on Misconfigured Webserver, Threats to Call FBI · · Score: 1

    CentOS is on a rampage! They broke into my server too last week, soon after I (1) downloaded CentOS 4.3 ISOs via BitTorrent; (2) burned them to a stack of CD-Rs; (3) installed the CentOS "Server" configuration to my box; (4) rebooted; and (5) started the httpd service.

    What sneaks--they must be stopped!

  11. Dogs out of work? on Cocaine Biosensor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean all those drug-sniffing dogs are out of work?

  12. Renew your library card on TiVo to Drop Lifetime Service Plan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Here's a thought: eBay your TiVo and then go renew your library card.

  13. I'm getting Vista Home Basic on Microsoft Confirms 6 Versions of Vista · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm getting Vista Home Basic just for the the Basic interpreter.

  14. Re:Not a technology problem on Tech Makes Working Harder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Prioritization implies de-prioritization, by definition. You must be allowed to ignore less important issues for a little while in order to concentrate on more important ones. Whether or not that's the case depends on your organization's culture.

  15. Filtering out buggy code on Search Engine For Coders to Launch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope you can add -buggy to your query to filter out all the buggy code.

  16. Modes are difficult for users on Polite Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    Having the device switch modes on its own depending on rules that may or may not be obvious to users will be a problem. Technophobes already complain their phones are too complicated: this is step further away from a simple desk phone people have mastered.

  17. Pues claro on Videogaming Keeps the Brain From Aging · · Score: 1

    Pues claro los que participan en los juegos de video que también son bilingües muestran función cerebral superior. Desde el Nintendo DS hasta el Xbox 360, todos los juegos de video representan ejercicio para los reflejos, los centros de lógica y la imaginación. La necesidad de manejar el mundo del juego en realtime corresponde a la tarea de dominar el sistema de gramática y lista de vocabulario del otro idioma. Búscame en Xbox Live para hablar más sobre este tema.

  18. Headphones sprout in shared offices on How Much Do You Value Your Office Space? · · Score: 1

    I've seen headphones sprout in shared offices with too many people. The headphones allow workers to tune out their surroundings and also discourage others from interrupting that person, just like walls and closed doors.

  19. Should have used *full* bottle of cooking oil on Creative use for empty whiskey bottles · · Score: 1

    Should have used a full bottle of cooking oil, in order to build on this article:

    Want a Cool and Quiet PC? Dunk it in Oil

  20. Self-preservation on Overwhelming Bureaucracy in the IT Department? · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's self-preservation on the part of the bureaucrats.

    I've started insisting on emailed instructions and approvals from my boss and other internal clients, for protection when controversy erupts. Managers tell me we have a small, friendly company, but it doesn't feel that way when the CEO calls a meeting on five minutes notice, requiring the presence of everyone between him and me, to discuss something I did based only on someone's verbal approval.

  21. Too costly on Publishers Say 'Fact-Checking Too Costly' · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't even have time to fact-check this reply!

  22. Any new angle helpful on Obesity Contagious? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any new angle on the issue is helpful. If there's a virus hindering people in their efforts to lose weight, then by all means identify and fight it.

  23. No Skype instant messaging either on IBM Brings IM Together · · Score: 1

    No mention of Skype instant messaging in the article, either. As far as I know, Skype is not Jabber-compatible. I need Skype for various contacts nowadays, especially Europeans.

  24. Doing the math on 10 Million Nintendo DS Units Sold Since Launch · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's 20 million screens!

    And I'll bet 30 million lost styl-i by now...

  25. Re:informatics on Chemical Words List · · Score: 1

    Well, that's why it's categorized as "It's funny. Laugh."