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  1. Lightspeed is so 1960's. on Interstellar Hydrogen Prevents Light-Speed Travel? · · Score: 1

    Why don't we talk about big robots with lightbulbs for heads while we're at it? Even at lightspeed, it would take us 100,000 years to reach the other side of just our OWN galaxy. Sure, it seems infinitely fast, but it's really not going to get us anywhere all that interesting in a single lifetime. What we NEED, is to clone Hawking's brain a few thousand times, hook them all up to a central logic unit, then set them to work on a real Warp Drive.

  2. That's not a knife. on Aussie Attorney General Says Gamers Are Scarier Than Biker Gangs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    *pulls out lvl48 warhammer w/+10 damage spell* THIS is a knife.

  3. Add a techno soundtrack... on Directed Energy Weapon Downs Mosquitos · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..and a Roomba to clean up the mess, and you've got a party.

  4. It's not a bug, it's a feature. on Rootkit May Be Behind Windows Blue Screen · · Score: 1

    Your computer is more secure now. You're welcome. -Microsoft

  5. Re:book and movie "Johnny get your gun" on "Vegetative State" Patients Can Communicate · · Score: 1

    Now the world is gone I'm just one, hold my breath as I wish for death... :headbang: - Being trapped in a meat coffin never sounded so awesome. Yes, that was the movie.

  6. Nexus One patch updates the default apps? on Nexus One Update Fixes 3G, Adds Multitouch · · Score: 1

    Doesn't that make it an Android patch? Is the goog going to start down this slippery road of releasing specialized patches for its baby while leaving all other Android users out in the cold, no-feature-having darkness? It would seem that a move like that could only hurt the popularity of their flagship mobile iphone-killer OS. I can understand a 3G related patch being phone-specific, but it seems that what they are doing is diverging their OS into 'Android' and 'Android for Nexus One'. Not cool guys.

  7. Re:'front-end'? on A Hybrid Approach For SSD Speed From Your 2TB HDD · · Score: 1

    All files that begin with an "A", obviously.

  8. I'll be in stall 3. on Restaurant Promotes Sex In Its Bathrooms · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...waiting.

  9. Re:Dear computer makers on MSI Will Launch iPad Alternative · · Score: 1

    You can have both, it's called Android. Android supports both multitasking and multitouch. These are not new concepts, they are only 'innovative' at the moment because Apple defined the 'smartphone' genre with their clunky iPhone, so people were trained to not expect multitasking in that type of device.

  10. Luke Wilson lied to me. Again. on AT&T Admits New York City iPhone Service Sucks · · Score: 1

    Fastest 3G network in the country... Sure, as long as you don't count major metro areas or any of those other peskly 3G networks.

  11. I'm all for a *pad, just not by Apple. on MSI Will Launch iPad Alternative · · Score: 1

    I don't want to be locked in to all of the crap that comes along with an Apple hardware/OS device. As soon as a good Android, or anything else really, pad device comes along I'll be all over it. The iPad makes me cringe just because I know I'm gonna have to listen to Apple fanboys rave about it endlessly without any real reasoning to go along with said ravings.

  12. Do no evil, at first anyway. on Google Proposes DNS Extension · · Score: 1

    Absolute power corrupts absolutly. There comes a point when attempting to control everything about the Internet is evil by default. Google is approaching critical mass.

  13. Re:First call center in space scheduled for 2021 on India Moves To Put Its First Man In Space By 2016 · · Score: 1

    I would have used that new sacrasm tag, but it's patented.

  14. First call center in space scheduled for 2021 on India Moves To Put Its First Man In Space By 2016 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    While in geo-synchronise orbit over every major continent, call center employees will be available to answer your computer questions both day and night.

  15. Re:Better than chance? on Political Affiliation Can Be Differentiated By Appearance · · Score: 1

    My thoughts exactly. Especially when you factor in the fact, which others are posting about, that you can often tell by the way a person dresses/carries themselves whether they are mostly liberal or conservative. That fact alone should more than make up for the above-chance positive rate that this study observed. This sounds suspiciously like a researcher trying to make a big deal out of something that is fundamentally common sense.

  16. Re:Unsurprising on Obama Choosing NOT To Go To the Moon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, very suprising. He's actually following through on something he promised during his campaign. This is new territory, hang on to your butts.

  17. Re:Article glosses over an important fact on Newsday Gets 35 Subscriptions To Pay Web Site · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All well and good, but if they are spending $9mil on a website that is only going to be accessible to people who are ALREADY paying for their articles via the printed paper....what's the point? They just spent $9mil to allow their current readers to read the same articles online as well. Excellent business model. They were obviously expecting to make revenue from the paywall, but instead they are proving that the paywall model does not work well. Granted a paper with a larger circulation would have more paywall subscribers by default, but if the percentages remained similar it would still not be worth the investment. It will be interesting to see how larger news sites respond to this.

  18. Bluetooth headsets make people seem insane. on The Cell Phone Has Changed — New Etiquette Needed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Walking down the street laughing and talking to an invisible friend without holding anything up to their ear. It's just not right.

  19. Re:considering the 3g maps on Analyst Estimates AT&T Needs To Spend $5B To Catch Up · · Score: 1

    Not that I don't believe everything I read on Slashdot, but do you have a link with more info on this?

  20. Luke Wilson lied to me. on Analyst Estimates AT&T Needs To Spend $5B To Catch Up · · Score: 1

    That's what I'm getting out of this article. Why Luke, WHY!?!?!

  21. How long until we see the NT4 patch? on Newly-Found Windows Bug Affects All Versions Since NT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So much for 'nobody writes hacks for old stuff anymore, if we just keep running NT we'll never get hacked' Sounded good at the time.

  22. Anyone got a chinese phone book? on China Begins Monitoring Billions of Text Messages · · Score: 0

    Let's txt some pr0n to some mayors and gov't officials to see what happens...

  23. If they put half their censoring effort into.. on China Begins Monitoring Billions of Text Messages · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Human rights and the well-being of their population, they probably wouldn't have half the dissent and problems they have now. Which would, in turn, require less effort to police the people and would result in much less of a need to 'control' their population. You cannot completely control a population the size of China's. If you want them to conform you have to win them over.

  24. Free speech for the dumb on Obama Appointee Sunstein Favors Infiltrating Online Groups · · Score: 1

    Watch what you type friends, Big Brother O is watching.

  25. The solution is simple. on Google Attackers Identified as Chinese Government · · Score: 1

    All major defense contractors and military networks should host social networking sites geared toward anti-chinese discussions. That way, China's great firewall will block access to them, thereby preventing any further attacks from the Chinese.