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France Hostile To Open Source Software?

AdamWeeden writes "According to the Free Software Foundation of France the French Department of Culture is telling free (as in speech) software providers that 'You will be required to change your licenses ... You shall stop publishing free software,' and warn they are ready 'to sue free software authors who will keep on publishing source code.'" From the post: "It appears that publishing Free Software giving access to culture is about to become a counterfeiting criminal offence. Will SACEM sue France Télécom R&D research labs for having published Maay and Solipsis (P2P pieces of software used to exchange data)? Up to this point, the rather technical debate surrounding the issues addressed by DADVSI bill (copyright and neighbouring rights in the information society) makes one ask: Just how much control do the Big Players in the field of culture want to seize? It now looks like years of quibbling have put an end to compromises." More information on the DADVSI bill is available at Infos-du-net.com. They've come a long way since last year.

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  1. Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by DiscoBobby · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because Microsoft France surely just made one.

    1. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The french people are world champions in theorizing about everything..

      Instead of thinking about developing the next big thing, they spend their
      time quarreling about whether open-source should be considered as world
      heritage by the Unesco and how to fight in Brussels against the supposed
      lobbies that fight open-source..

      They are too ideological and always think they are prosecuted...
      Strage people!

    2. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      huile pour la nourriture "oil for food"

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    3. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Maguilles de coulisses"

      Litterally, I think, "backstage swindle".

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    4. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Obsi · · Score: 0
      No, no, no, MS France didn't make a backroom deal.
      What MS France did is buy a couple squads of regulars from the US Military and militarily take over France. After all, France is supposed to be a haven of freedom (libre) right?

      Entering "French Military Victories" into the Firefox location bar will bring up a query "Did you mean: french military defeats "*

      * I know it's an Albino BlackSheep parody. Go with the gig.

    5. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err... No we didnt!

      and dont call me Shirley!


      sincèrement,

      Bill G.

    6. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by IdleTime · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, they have a word "Politique Americanaise"

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    7. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Funny
      Entering "French Military Victories" into the Firefox location bar will bring up a query "Did you mean: french military defeats "*

      That is beyond funny.

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    8. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Entering "French Military Victories" into google returns this as the first hit:

      "Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents."

    9. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by IamSaved · · Score: 0

      and this surprises... no one?

    10. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I just tried it and got a bunch of links to French military victories.

    11. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      No, that would be "P'tain d'ricains, leur elections a la con puent le mazout."

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    12. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I notice that whenever a negative story about a Euro country gets up here, the cheapshots about America just seem to fly. I wonder why that is? The smartarse in me wants to talk crap about Europeans, but that isn't fair because broad strokes painted based on where you live are never fair. The logical person in me, is seriously concerned that many intelligent Europeans have become so focused on America and demanding we change and be this ideal they think we should be, that they've given up trying to realize the ideal on their continent.

      I don't mean this as flamebait either. This is a pretty serious nasty move being made by the French government. It's a move that has no parralel, YET, in the States. But let's imply this is an American thing? Maybe it is just a joke, but this is a disturbing trend on slashdot and other boards. If Europeans can't keep their own goverments in check, maybe they shouldn't expect Americans to do so?

    13. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try entering "american military victories" the same way.

    14. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Telecommando · · Score: 1

      And entering "Bush military victories" into Google returns this result:

      Your search - "Bush military victories" - did not match any documents.

      So what?

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    15. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If anyone else manages to make a laughingstock of themselves for the better part of a decade, we'll point and laugh at them too. Trust me, the french are making some fine headway in this respect.

      I'm beginning to think the purpose of french governments is to incite violence among frenchmen.

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    16. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Entering "French Military Victories" into the Firefox location bar will bring up a query "Did you mean: french military defeats "*

      That is beyond funny.


      Shouldn't one entry be the American Revolution?

    17. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by triptolemeus · · Score: 1

      Entering 'failure' and then pressing 'I'm feeling lucky' also brings up some more Google fun.

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    18. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      As a European but foreign national of France, how do I influence actions in the French parliament?

      The EU and EFTA are not the same as Europe.

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    19. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is beyond funny, because it's so old even Jesus cringes.

    20. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by xquark · · Score: 1

      what about Deal ala` Blackroom?

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    21. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Nico3d3 · · Score: 1

      The real term is "magouille de coulisse", but you almost had it. I'm a french canadian from Quebec, by the way...

    22. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Herby+Sagues · · Score: 1

      What proof do you have of that? First, there are lots of companies that are opponents to Open Source, not just Microsoft. OSS inconveniences any company that lives off billing for intelectual property on software. Second, it might be the case that there are other reasons why these politicians don't like Open Source. Or it might be just illegal as it is because of a conflict with some other preexisting law. The fact that this whole thing is stupid doesn't mean it's the black hand of Microsoft. I always found this line of thinking silly: Microsoft is Evil because they do these things. And I'm sure Microsoft did this because they are Evil.

    23. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"?
      Yes, but under French law, it's illegal to translate it.
    24. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      While there ARE a lot of companies that are opponents to Open Source besides Microsoft, which other company besides them has (1) been a convicted but unrepentant monopolist, (2) directly involved with the EU regarding their unseemly monopoly, and (3) have deep enough pockets to "buy off" even the French?

      Besides, isn't it only France (and the regime currently in power in the USA) whose justice system is based upon the tenent of "guilty until proven innocent"?

      I rest my case.

    25. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1, Insightful
      If I wasn't expecting something like this (due to the nature of this thread) I would have probably laughed my ass off at this too! I liked the original site about 'French Victories' as this isn't the first time I have heard people poke fun at French military prowess. Even Billy Connolly about 10 years ago made a joke something like (and I paraphrase), "the French have planted trees along the Champs Elysees... now the next time the Germans come, they can march in the shade." Heck, one of the Foreign Legion's biggest celebrations is about when they got their asses kicked by the Mexicans in 1863 called "Camerone Day". They march around a wooden hand. Mind you, they fought pretty damned hard. Hard enough to kind of freak out the Mexican commander.

      Anyway, no matter who you are, it is pretty hard to be up for ever. Eventually you are going to lose some battle and come back down to earth. It happened from Babylon, through Egypt, Greece, Rome, on up through the ages. There aren't too many who just decided to quit while on a winning streak. Even the Mongols eventually gave everything back up (why would you move back to Mongolia willingly :-)... and they pretty much had the most successful military leader ever: Ghengis Khan, who captured most of Eurasia (that's like 13 extra pieces per turn isn't it?). I guess in the end, history shows that those at the top will eventually lose and slide down... maybe not all in big spectacular losses, but sure enough none the less. So the fact that France lost a lot of wars... just means they've been around a lot longer than some countries. But it is still fun to poke fun at others' misfortunes isn't it. Why else would we laugh at a film of someone stepping on a rake? As a bit of comparison, I notice Britain is not currently run by the Picts, or Druid preists, or the later arriving Celts (originally from central and east Europe), or the Romans, or the Angles, or the Saxons, or the Normans... well... maybe them... but they were from France... ;-) Every society will eventually be humbled.

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    26. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you meant to say .... magouilles de coulisse

    27. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Ouais, je sais, c'est une faute de frappe. J'étais à la job, j'avais pas le temps de checker comme il faut, mais j'ai répondu à mon propre message avec la correction. : )

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    28. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by ihgreenman · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of an old joke:

      Q: Can you name one French Military Victory?

      A: The American Revolution.

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    29. Re:Is there a French word for "Backroom Deal"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying "all opensource softwares should be forbidden in France" is a lot exagerated. It is true this law is very abusive and repressive, but as what i've read about it, it doesn't go that far.

      This law is mainly an attempt to avoid piracy of multimedia contents. Rhoughly, it says any software that can be used to do piracy (swapping files) should always have a technical system to track its use. Programming or using a software which doesn't include this tracking utility is considered as an offence of counterfeit (up to 3 years of jail and 300.000 euros fine), even if what you are doing is totally legal. The ethical problem here is that we switch from presumption of innocence to presumption of guiltiness.

      So, there is no direct link in this law with Opensource. But we all know here it's kinda difficult to put a spyware in an opensource software. Thus, opensource development is put in danger.

      Plus, any software allowing file sharing may be concerned :
      * web servers
      * IRC clients
      * Instant Messenging clients (whatever the network is)
      * Mail clients
      * FTP servers
      * P2P softwares ...
      as you can see the list can go pretty far.

      And also, communicating about the tracking systems used by various softwares will be punished too.

      So, yes, this law is pretty nasty. But saying "opensource will be forbidden in france" is a lot exagerated - almost misinformation !

      And by the way : in France, most universities are relying partly, sometimes exclusively on opensource solutions. And by the way : i've heard french defense department is really thinking about kicking out microsoft's softwares and rely on opensource software in order to have more control on their IT systems ...

      My conclusion : even if this law is accepted, there is no wy french justice will have the time and the money to apply it. All this is like fighting against windmills. Like they want to turn every computer user as a criminal. At this rate, they should simply shut the internet and burn computers ...

  2. Big news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Trading copyrighted works is now illegal. Hear, hear.

    1. Re:Big news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absconding from the fields without the serfmaster's permission is now illegal. Hear, Hear.

      "ILLEGAL" DOES NOT MEAN "WRONG".

    2. Re:Big news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      copyrighted?! how? if i write a program then publish the source code for all to freely use and distribute as long as i get credit for the original code, how am i promoting software piracy? you know what - fuck the french. there i said it. fuck them in their stupid asses.

  3. Nice to see... by BJZQ8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nice to see that the US doesn't have a monopoly on loony government agencies and legislation...that's obviously in the public domain.

    1. Re:Nice to see... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Or stupidity for that matter.

      Jaysyn

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    2. Re:Nice to see... by evil+agent · · Score: 1

      You thought the US was the only one? Name a country that doesn't.

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    3. Re:Nice to see... by rovingeyes · · Score: 1

      Suddenly the loony phrase "freedom fries" doesn't seem loony afterall.

    4. Re:Nice to see... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yea, we tried to patent it, but the prior art was overwhelming.

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    5. Re:Nice to see... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Give it a week, I'm sure Microsoft has a patent application pending right now.

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    6. Re:Nice to see... by pmike_bauer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sadly, regular slashdot readers get the impression that the US is the heart of all that is evil and the UN/EU is a bastion of justice and peace.

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    7. Re:Nice to see... by modecx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nice to see that the US doesn't have a monopoly on loony government agencies and legislation...that's obviously in the public domain.

      No, I'm afraid we've got a stranglehold on that market too... They've obtained a licensed copy of USLGAL (United States Loony Government Agencies and Legislation) from us a while back. Hate to burst your bubble. It's very expensive, the EULA is a bitch, and it requires use of a dongle whose governor is named Jeb. //Our country has a phallus and France is our whore, do the math! //Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

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    8. Re:Nice to see... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Sadly, regular slashdot readers get the impression that the US is the heart of all that is evil and the UN/EU is a bastion of justice and peace."

      Considering that the vast majority of readers and posters on Slashdot are in/from the US....I kinda doubt that....

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    9. Re:Nice to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apparently the majority of US /. readers are also moonbat Democratic Underground readers. And moonbat Democratic Underground readers DO believe that the US is the heart of all that is evil.

    10. Re:Nice to see... by burndive · · Score: 1

      The grass is greener...

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    11. Re:Nice to see... by jZnat · · Score: 1

      I would expect Sony to be the ones filing a patent for being stupid to maximise profits...

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    12. Re:Nice to see... by jZnat · · Score: 1

      By the looks of the comments on every article ever about the UN trying to take control of the root DNS boxen, I'd have to say that /. has a quite negative opinion in regards to the UN. The EU is only less evil as they haven't completely fucked everything up yet, but everytime we see them about to make a possible fuckup, there are plenty of +5 Insightful comments regarding how the EU government has no power (like the League of Nations did) and how American companies are lobbying the EU as well. Also, ask nearly any British /.er about Tony Blair and you'll be sure to get some negative feedback. Even Australia has the inane game rating system that doesn't allow games to be rated R18+ (the highest for games is MA15+ if I remember correctly), so a few games (e.g. Manhunt) have been outright banned from sale there.

      So basically, we always have something to complain about because nobody can please everyone...

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    13. Re:Nice to see... by thehickcoder · · Score: 1

      OT but, that is the single greatest sig I have ever seen on Slashdot. I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard.

    14. Re:Nice to see... by name773 · · Score: 2, Funny

      where volatile chemicals are properly disposed of

    15. Re:Nice to see... by Sj0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You know, evil can be evil without it's source being the source of ALL evil.

      When Americans realize that a country can be mostly evil without being totally evil, the game will end and we'll have to find another chubby kid to make fun of.

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    16. Re:Nice to see... by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Nice to see that the US doesn't have a monopoly on loony government agencies and legislation...that's obviously in the public domain.

      Despite the fact that I have appreciated France's foreign policy stances, I would trade our insanity (in the US) for their insanity any day.

      Mind you this doesn't surprise me. I would not be surprised if this is being pushed through by one office of government, while other offices are working with open source software and contributing to it. From what I hear, this is business as usual wrt the French government. The French government is so opaque that organizations frequently have to resort to espionage to find out what other offices are doing.

      On a side note, I used to know some university students studying here in the US from France. Prior to that they had been serving in their military (as is mandatory in France). At one point they became aware that a couple of individuals in their unit were actually spys from another organization within the French government. (This was at the height of the Cold War.) So they very carefully devised a plan. One day the spies show up to work to find to their horror that Soviet flags are hung in place of French flags, and the entire unit has apparently undergone a Soviet takeover. I am told it was really great to see the look on the spies faces when they discovered what had happened and that the whole thing was a ruse...

      I mean no offence to the French people. And I know we in the US are not perfect either, but sometimes it is healthy to laugh at the rediculous.

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    17. Re:Nice to see... by brpr · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Sadly, regular slashdot readers get the impression that the US is the heart of all that is evil and the UN/EU is a bastion of justice and peace.

      Nope, I just see lots of whining American conservatives who think that foreign countries and institutions exist purely for their amusement, but who treat their own blitheringly stupid and obnoxious administration with totalitarian degrees of reverence. Objectively, America gets criticised on Slashdot far less than the EU and the UN, who get bashed every single time they're mentioned. It's just that people like you get hysterical when there's any criticism of America. No-one is suggesting that the US is the source of "all evil". That's the sort of dumb simplistic view you find on the American right, but inverted ("everyone who isn't the US is the source of all evil").

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    18. Re:Nice to see... by DigiShaman · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's the sort of dumb simplistic view you find on the American right

      What? And you think your no better with your ad hominem attack? Please... spare us.

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    19. Re:Nice to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sadly, regular slashdot readers get the impression that the US is the heart of all that is evil and the UN/EU is a bastion of justice and peace.

      Nope, I just see lots of whining American conservatives who think that foreign countries and institutions exist purely for their amusement,

      Well Mr Pot, nice to see you and Mr Kettle are getting on so well!

    20. Re:Nice to see... by brpr · · Score: 1

      How is it ad hominem? Criticising people for holding simplistic views is not an ad hominem attack in a political discussion where one of the topics at issue is simplisitc views of good/evil.

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    21. Re:Nice to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't an ad hominem attack. Clearly you have no idea what 'ad hominem' means, you total fucking cunt.

    22. Re:Nice to see... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I'm a republican/libertarian and I do not hold simplistic views. If you want to check out my post history, go for it. Now, do you still want to back up your baseless claims?

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    23. Re:Nice to see... by brpr · · Score: 1

      Erm, calm down. I never said that you did hold simplistic views, I just said that such views are "found on the American right" (which they are). Really, since the post I was responding to didn't make any arguments of its own but only tried to disparage a fictional clique of looney left Slashdot posters, it was hard to respond with cold, impersonal rational argument. I merely pointed out that the OP was seeing the situation backwards.

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    24. Re:Nice to see... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It's ok, I'm not offended or anything. But I am getting my fill of looney leftests AND righties. Both people of extreme viewpoints offer nothing much to the discussion and often fill slashdot of retoric devoid of anything intillectual. As as shocking as it may seem to some on slashdot, I have bashed quite a few neo-cons on this forrum. After all, the best form of moderation is done through discussion, and not through mod points.

      Then again, the Slashdot Gods have yet to bless me with the ability to modderate these days FYI :(

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    25. Re:Nice to see... by Mike_ya · · Score: 1
      Objectively, America gets criticised on Slashdot far less than the EU and the UN, who get bashed every single time they're mentioned.
      Yeah right, and the next thing your say is that Microsoft is criticized less than AOL on Slashdot.

      This article has nothing to do with the US and yet there are a good amount of US criticizing going on.

      The only reason your modded as insightful is because you take a shot at 'whining American conservatives' and that plays well to the Slashdot crowd.

      I bet if the open source programmers promised to code in French only, the government wouldn't mind as much.

    26. Re:Nice to see... by brpr · · Score: 1

      This article has nothing to do with the US and yet there are a good amount of US criticizing going on.

      Erm, and there is a good amount of criticism of France and the UN in articles which have nothing to do with them. Slashdot discussions tend to go off topic. Are you new here or something?

      The only reason your modded as insightful is because you take a shot at 'whining American conservatives' and that plays well to the Slashdot crowd.

      But the comment I was replying to also got modded insightful by the "Slashdot crowd".

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    27. Re:Nice to see... by mikael · · Score: 1

      My favourite loopy law was the German tax on radio valves. The more valves your radio had, the more tax you had to pay. This inspired the electronics industry to attempt to package as many elements inside a glass envelope as possible, thus pioneering integrated circut design with the Loewe radio.

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    28. Re:Nice to see... by ccmay · · Score: 1
      That's the sort of dumb simplistic view you find on the American right,

      Well, at the risk of a-1 Off Topic, I will say that there are at least as many dumb simplistic views on the Left.

      Exhibit A: Socialist economics. Any dewy-eyed college freshman can believe in socialism, as easily as any dimwitted kid can believe in Santa Claus, and for the same reason.

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    29. Re:Nice to see... by brpr · · Score: 1

      Exhibit A: Socialist economics. Any dewy-eyed college freshman can believe in socialism, as easily as any dimwitted kid can believe in Santa Claus, and for the same reason.

      Exhibit B: Capitalist economics.

      Echibit C: Economics

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    30. Re:Nice to see... by brpr · · Score: 1

      Ironically, the fact that my parent post eventually got modded down to flamebait from +5 Insightful while the post I was replying to remains at +3 Insightful just proves my point -- Slashdot is far less tolerant of left wing views than right wing views. Any criticism of the US whatsoever is found to be intolerable, yet at the same time the convervatives on Slashdot whine about it being biased towards the left. Incredible!

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    31. Re:Nice to see... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      we tried to patent it, but the prior art was overwhelming.

      I don't understand, "tried" to patent it? You couldn't scrape up enough for the filing fee or something?

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    32. Re:Nice to see... by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      I don't understand, "tried" to patent it? You couldn't scrape up enough for the filing fee or something?

      Not many Americans can afford the $40-50k USD or so it costs to file a patent.

      And why should a business try to patent it? It's so much more cost effective to pay off a congressman...

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    33. Re:Nice to see... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Gahh. You missed the joke. He said tried to patent it, but the prior art was overwhelming. My joke was to feign ignorance of why he failed to patent it... because prior art generally doesn't prevent people from getting patents.

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    34. Re:Nice to see... by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      My point is that people (ie. individuals) generally don't get patents at all; so the prior art argument is moot.

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    35. Re:Nice to see... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The prior art argument was not moot. The original poster indicated that that was the reason he did not receive the patent. (As in: I tried to get a patent, *but* there was prior art.)

      My post was nothing but a humorous quip (one we have thoroughly beaten to death by now) about the appalling fact that prior art is no longer real reason for the government to fail to grant a patent. My mention of money was nothing but mock bewilderment at what other reason there could possibly have been.

      Joke.
      Dead and buried.

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    36. Re:Nice to see... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      You just proved you do. Someone points out that a lot of right-wingers post simplistic, stupid, pro-US-government anti-everyone-else rants, and you immediately get offended and assume he's criticising YOU PERSONALLY.

      Funnily enough, this seems to be a trait of most right-wingers I know.

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    37. Re:Nice to see... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      You know, I see the American government being attacked regularly on Slashdot by the liberals and left (much to the chagrin of the wingnuts), but it's usually the whole of France, et al, that gets attacked by the right-wing element. In fact, I don't think I can recall ever seeing a genuinely anti-American/anti-America rant on Slashdot. I don't doubt they exist, but they're so few and far between.

      So, yeah, it's not a fair comparison. The Slashdot right wing is more obnoxious, by far, and the bias is against those damned furry-ners, not just obnoxious governments.

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  4. Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous
    il n'y aura aucun logiciel libre en France !

    1. Re:Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is rather translated as "Toutes vos bases sont nous appartiennent", which is just as grammatically incorrect.

    2. Re:Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Les personnes appelées French, ils vont à la maison.

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    3. Re:Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous by Henk+Postma · · Score: 4, Funny

      Je parle ne pas Francais vous clod insensitive!

    4. Re:Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 3, Funny
      Babel Fish might actually improve the original text for a change, so hear you go:
      Narrateur : Dans A.D. 2101, la guerre commençait.

      Capitaine : Que se produisent ?
      Mecanicien : Quelqu'un nous a installes la bombe.
      Operateur : Nous obtenons le signal.
      Capitaine : Ce qui !
      Operateur : L'ecran principal s'allument.
      Capitaine : C'est vous ! !
      CATS : Comment allez vous des messieurs ! !
      CATS : Toute votre base sont appartiennent a nous.
      CATS : Vous etes sur le chemin a la destruction.
      Capitaine : Ce que vous dites ! !
      CATS : Vous n'avez aucune chance de survivre faites votre temps.
      CATS : Ha Ha Ha Ha....
      Operateur : Capitaine ! !
      Capitaine : Enlevez chaque 'Zig '! !
      Capitaine : Vous savez ce qui vous faisant.
      Capitaine : Deplacez 'Zig '.
      Capitaine : Pour la grande justice.
      There, I ruined the joke for all of you.
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  5. Interesting by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's interesting to see that while people rag on America all the time for being a bunch of corporate shills, we are very friendly to OSS, the Gov't even makes its own publicly available (think World Wind, SELinux), and OSS adoption is high. Meanwhile, our french friends are hostile to it. And they say OSS is a liberal thing.

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    1. Re:Interesting by Soporific · · Score: 1

      I don't think France/French is a race but rather a country.

      ~S

    2. Re:Interesting by gid13 · · Score: 1

      Hey, maybe the people who started calling them "freedom fries" just did so too early and for the wrong reason. :)

    3. Re:Interesting by incom · · Score: 1

      Racism applies to ethnic groups too.

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    4. Re:Interesting by Arandir · · Score: 1

      It is not a race, but it is a specific ethnicity.

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    5. Re:Interesting by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      The french government isn't liberal. The party in power is right wing.

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    6. Re:Interesting by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be ethnocentrism?

    7. Re:Interesting by L'homme+de+Fromage · · Score: 1

      Well, the current French government is not exactly liberal. Notice, by the way, that the website of the French Communist Party is powered by Debian. Yay, PCF! :)

    8. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly french administrations support open source software implicitly. For instance the french IRS posts instructions for FireFox and other browser users on its website (along the obvious IE instructions).

      A recent article in 'Le Monde' also reported that FireFox holds 18% of the shares in France on the browser market (however debatable these numbers may be).

      Finally it is interesting to note that among the promoters of this amendment to the current law proposal is BSA...

      French (including me when I was younger) usually think that their legislative process is insulated from corporate pressures. In reality, this case notwithstanding, it is simply generally less transparent (and less advertised in medias) than in the US.

    9. Re:Interesting by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I meant liberal by the common American definition. Europeans use liberal to mean classic liberal, which I am and open source is. One French leader even refered to Thatcher and Reagan as extreme liberals

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    10. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe you missed this part in TFSummary:

      "copyright and neighbouring rights in the information society."

      Care to guess which country is the primary force pushing for these 'rights' and copyrights?

    11. Re:Interesting by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny
      ah yes, here comes the flood of anti-french racist idiocy

      As it should. Damn those French racists! :)

    12. Re:Interesting by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Meanwhile, our french friends are hostile to it. And they say OSS is a liberal thing."

      Except that they are not hostile to it. As usual slashdot got the story wrong. I don't know if the introduction of facts will undo your pre-conceived notion of the french and liberals but what the hell I thought I would give it a shot.

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    13. Re:Interesting by Shihar · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure he is being a culturalist (is that even a word?). Racist implies, well, race. I doubt he has any problems with people of French descent. I am pretty sure he just hates French culture.

    14. Re:Interesting by node+3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's interesting to see that while people rag on America

      When America is in the wrong, it's the patriotic duty of all Americans to criticize America that she might right herself.

      all the time for being a bunch of corporate shills

      I assume you are referring to Congress. If so, are you saying they aren't a bunch of corporate shills?

      Meanwhile, our french friends are hostile to it.

      In this one instance. Albeit, this appears to be quite a doozy of an instance. There's a difference between consistently and systematically consolidating power in the hands of the corporate powers and the wealthy few, than one instance of the same.

      But let's look at what you are saying more closely. You appear to be repeating the standard, "shut up all you 'blame-America-first' people, France does bad things too, why don't you blame them for once?" What you are missing is that we are being very consistent. We are blaming America when America deserves blame, but we are also blaming France when France deserves blame. Is there something wrong with this?

      And they say OSS is a liberal thing.

      And they're right. OSS is a very liberal thing. Not capital-L liberal, just liberal. Specifically, it's generous, empowers the individual, and it has a general goal to better the world in some way.

    15. Re:Interesting by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      I meant liberal as in the common American perception. It is liberal as in classic liberal, like libertarianism. I'll admit that it was a knee-jerk reaction and that I only read the summary (silly me).
      Also, I was referring to raggin on America as in America sucks trolls, or GWB r t3h devil. I totally support constructive criticism, and participate myself. And by corporate shills I meant that people often refer to Americans like a bunch of sell outs. Probably my biggest pet peeve has been addressed her, and that is that it is wrong (and infinitely irritating) to refer to 'Americans' as a single group. Simply by saying 'Americans are ...' or 'America is...' you are incorrect, unless it is stated as a majority thing.

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    16. Re:Interesting by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

      So you agree it's not racism. Good.

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    17. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lynx --head --dump http://www.premier-ministre.gouv.fr/en/
      HTTP/1.0 200 OK
      Server: Apache
      X-Powered-By: PHP/4.3.10
      Pragma: no-cache
      Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
      Cache-Control: no-cache, must-revalidate
      Expires: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 22:31:34 GMT
      Date: Fri, 02 Dec 2005 22:31:34 GMT
      Connection: close

    18. Re:Interesting by kjots · · Score: 1

      What most people call racism could more accurately be described as culturalism.

      It's funny, though. You hear about Americans giving the French a hard time and trying to distance themselves from them in every way, but I don't hear anyone talking about tearing down that giant copper statue. Double standard, anyone?

    19. Re:Interesting by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well that is the dirtly little secret the news media does not ever tell you. Here in America racist is a villifing term. Someone calling you a racist publicly is more then enough to ruin your career.
                The thing is its not like this in Europe their are lots of racists there and nobody seems to care about. Here in America the media tells us how much better and more egalitarian Europe is when the oposit is in fact true. Just look what happend in France a few weeks ago, hint more then anything else it was a race riot. Hint number two the people in power their are the RACISTS, one of the things that started it is certain officals called those groups "scum". In America if Bill Frist called a group of people that he would be out of office practically before the press conference was over. People here get in trouble for complementing former racist politions on their service at birthday parties for pete's sake. Get a clue slashdoters Europe and UN have just as many scoundrels as we have here in the stats. People are probably more clueless about reality, and for every good move the EU makes the USA proably made 10. Stop looking to a place with higher unemployeement, higher poverty rates, and more cultural hate issues, while at the same time paying farmers $40 a day to own cows(why?) as the bright spot for good ideas around societal evolution. Sure Europe gets it right some of the time but they are very far from perfect.

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    20. Re:Interesting by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      So if I criticised Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia, that would be culturalist?

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    21. Re:Interesting by Yartrebo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      French people have no hate of Linux. There are even several French distros available for those Frenchmen who cannot stand to buy US products. The adoption rate might not be as high as in Sweden or Brazil, but it beats the USs. Any Linux opposition in the country can generally be blamed on the right wing, big media friendly government.

      The US, on the other hand, has neither much government support or private support of open source software. We're down there with India in terms of open source contributions per trained programmer. Our federal government is in bed with Microsoft, and buy american sentiment can only help Microsoft whereas it would hurt in other countries. A few local governments might try to push for non-Microsoft products (all in blue states as far as I know), but many more agencies write specs that require the use the MS Office and MS Windows.

      I'll eat my words about the US supporting OSS when the US releases Red, White, and Blue Linux to compete with China's Red Flag Linux.

    22. Re:Interesting by Arandir · · Score: 1

      But it is still bigotry based on heredity. To be "French" is to be a descended from a white caucasian Gaul. North African Muslims need not apply.

      But you're right, it's not "racism".

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    23. Re:Interesting by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      Plenty of French people consider France to be an ethnicity too (at least once you exclude the Algerians and the Jews).

      Within my family, the biggest bigots are all from my French side, so I speak from experience. I fear what will happen once Le Pen gets into power (and I feel that he or a similar type of person will, seeing how effectively the corporations and media are playing their cards).

    24. Re:Interesting by Yartrebo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Plenty of US politicians are racist and get away with it. The terminology is different, but it's hard to find a politician who treats Arabs, Persians, and followers of Mohammed as equals to Caucasians and followers of Christ. A quick check of Guantamano Bay and our behaviour in Iraq will attest to that and it would be political suicide for politicians to attack those policies, particularly with regard to Palestine.

      We might not pay mon-and-pop farmers $40 a day to keep cows, but we match France's agricultural subsidies with our Agricultural Adjustment Act and massive ethanol subsidies. At least the French spread the wealth around, generally subsidizing small farmers whereas we target giant agribusiness with our largesse.

    25. Re:Interesting by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Nice thing about French racists; as soon as you say "Get that burning cross off my lawn!" they give up and hand over their daughters.

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    26. Re:Interesting by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      I'll give France one thing, the whores in some of the Parisian bars are as good looking as high end private escorts here in the USA, and not as expensive (there were good exchange rates).

      I really have to get my employer to send me to another conference there.

    27. Re:Interesting by kjots · · Score: 1

      No, that would be sensible.

    28. Re:Interesting by jadavis · · Score: 1

      When America is in the wrong, it's the patriotic duty of all Americans to criticize America that she might right herself.

      You're absolutely right. However, it's wise to put things in perspective. We should compare ourselves against the ideal, and also compare ourselves against the successes and failures in other countries.

      If we compare ourselves only against the ideal, that might suggest that we need to radically change things, which can lead to a much worse situation. We should highlight not only the failures, but the many successes as well, so that we remember what's worth keeping.

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    29. Re:Interesting by da · · Score: 1
      Hehe, can't let this one go by without poking a stick at it

      higher poverty rates

      Population below poverty line:
      France: 6.5%
      USA: 12%
      Source: CIA - The World Factbook

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    30. Re:Interesting by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Open source is not classically liberal. It utilizes laws already in place to slowly and peacefully generate change. This focus upon effecting change through current methods rather than through revolution is classically conservative, according to most definitions I've seen.

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    31. Re:Interesting by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The American definition of "Liberal" and "Conservative" are horribly contrived, inconsistent things.

      For example: If Anne Coulter is as conservative as she says she is, why is she writing political columns and not making me a sammich?

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    32. Re:Interesting by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Please, keep the links to crackpot sites to yourself. The CIA, tsk - next you'll tell us that ARPA invented the Internet.

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    33. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does each country draw their poverty lines? Numbers in isolation are meaningless

    34. Re:Interesting by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding... What I picked up from the article is that the French whatchamacallit agency is against P2P software, not open-source software in general. Smells like a bait-and-switch to me, with P2P authors trying to sucker the rest of the OSS world into being their allies.

      French P2P enthusiasts (smoking Galoises and waving their arms about while wearing a mime suit and one of those floppy hats): "Ve want to prrrroduce our Soffffffftware, damn you!"

      French Government: "Go on! Get lost! Or we shall insult you again!"

      FP2PE: "Hey! Let us post to ze Slashdot, and raise an internet army, like in the very silly American movie with Ze pre-breast Angelina Jolie! Sacrebleu!"

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    35. Re:Interesting by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      As should we all. Sacrebleu!

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    36. Re:Interesting by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      Europeans use liberal to mean classic liberal, which I am and open source is.
      That ESR keeps repeating that line every time he gets the chance does not make it true. You'll find that FOSS fits nicely into a very wide range of political spectrum, from classic liberals all the way to socialists and communists.
    37. Re:Interesting by da · · Score: 1

      I may be wrong, I've been unable to verify this absolutely, but I thought the whole point of the CIA World Fact Book was that it's prepared using the U.S.'s own data..?

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    38. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bzzzt! Sorry, but thanks for playing our game.

      Using your own reference, you obviously neglected to check their term definitions which includes the following little gem,

      "...Definitions of poverty vary considerably among nations. For example, rich nations generally employ more generous standards of poverty than poor nations."

      Given that the country tends to have a hard-core unemployment rate of 10-11% (versus US about 3%) plus various other items that tend to lower the standard of living over there, I think that it would be pretty safe to say that those direct comparisons are... "suspect."

      If I am not mistaken, I believe that the US has the most "generous" definitions of poverty in the world. The last I remember, it was something like $27K-$30K for a family of 4. Someone else can correct this.

      Having come from near poverty (at times... we bounced), and my wife's family being firmly included, I can tell you that poverty in this country is not like anywhere else in the world. You'll find that most (but not all) "poverty" stricken families have television, appliances, a (moderately) warm house, VCRs, frequently cable, cars, etc... 50% of the rest of the world would probably trade their life for "poverty" in this country.
    39. Re:Interesting by tricorn · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with the French people. It's just that damned language they speak.

    40. Re:Interesting by Shihar · · Score: 1

      No.

      From the CIA worldbook help
      National estimates of the percentage of the population falling below the poverty line are based on surveys of sub-groups, with the results weighted by the number of people in each group. Definitions of poverty vary considerably among nations. For example, rich nations generally employ more generous standards of poverty than poor nations.

      In other words, the numbers listed are the numbers reported by the government in question. Further, the poverty numbers are based upon the nation in question's standards. So, a poor African nation that reports its poverty level at 10% isn't even on the same scale as the US that reports its poverty level at 10%

      Those poverty numbers are pretty useless for comparison. At best, they tell you a little something about how that government is meeting its own goals, but now what those goals are and how they are doing compared to other nations.

      The only good 'facts' in the CIA world book for comparing economic factors is stuff like per capita GDP. Even then, while it is an absolute measurement, it is only a very small piece of the pie.

      For instance, the US has a per capita GDP of $40,100 while France is at $28,700. That tells you that Americans are more productive person to person, but it says nothing about quality of life or how that productivity is spread out.

      On the other hand, France has Gini index of 34 while the US is at 45. This means that France has a more equal distribution of their income then the US (0 means all incomes are the same). However, like the GDP figure it says nothing deeper. It could be that a poor guy in the US lives a better life then a guy in France whose income is more equal. Further, the number can be skewed by outliers. France might have a small minority in deep poverty and subject to systematic oppression, but the Gini index wouldn't show that.

      The point? Numbers are nice, but take them with a grain of salt. Comparing nations is hard, pure and simple. Further, any comparison is going to be biased by cultural values. For one nation, it is better to have a fair number of disgustingly rich people and a large middle class, then it is to have a large middle class. Some nations will value equality in ends, while others will value equality in means. Hell, it isn't even consistent from nation to nation. Ask an American Libertarian and an American Green what they think the measures of a successful society are and you will get two very different answers.

    41. Re:Interesting by da · · Score: 1

      Okay, fair enough. As you're logged in I apologise to you for not doing my research properly... BTW I'd not come across Gini before - the concept of wealth inequality being an important social factor yes, but not this explicit measure - thanks!

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    42. Re:Interesting by BokLM · · Score: 1

      Wrong, France is NOT hostile to OSS, at least not yet. And hopefully this law will never pass.

  6. Hostile? by kibbylow · · Score: 1

    France hostile? Yes, Open Source software is quaking in their boots!

    1. Re:Hostile? by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      Two Words: Napoleon Bonaparte.

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    2. Re:Hostile? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Two More Words: Is dead.

      Jaysyn

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    3. Re:Hostile? by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Still?

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    4. Re:Hostile? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
      Je croix que les francaises sont hostile a quelques choses que ne sont pas francaises. (Je faire plaisanterie!)

      Having just abused both the French and their language, I'll say that everytime I look for information on open source stuff, a good proportion of the useful results turn up from .fr domains, and most of it in better English than I see on /.. Whether the French government is hostile to open source, I don't know, but I appreciate contributions of the French people to open source as much as I appreciate their contributions to cuisine and viticulture, among quite a few other things.

      Mais, vous pouvons tenir les andouillettes et les filetages francaises des velos. Salut!

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  7. I'm not too worried... by tor528 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When has France ever been hostile towards something and then come out on top?

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    1. Re:I'm not too worried... by MyOtherUIDis3digits · · Score: 1

      Be careful what you say! Look here and here for listings of several examples of French domination.

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    2. Re:I'm not too worried... by bad+jerkface · · Score: 0

      What a day! I never thought I would hear "France" and "hostile" together in the same sentence, and now I'm hearing that along with "French" and "domination!"

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    3. Re:I'm not too worried... by b0bby · · Score: 5, Funny

      When has France ever been hostile towards something and then come out on top?

      What about Greenpeace?

    4. Re:I'm not too worried... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The 8th century AD.

      Didn't last very long though.

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    5. Re:I'm not too worried... by ahknight · · Score: 1

      Only about 100 years.

    6. Re:I'm not too worried... by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      France scowls at you, ready to attack -- Looks like this fight would be rather easy.

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    7. Re:I'm not too worried... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Well, that wasn't exactly France. The Franks were actually a Germanic tribe living in what is now south western Germany and Belgium which later expanded into what is now France. An important part of French history for sure, but to claim that 'France' won that one is somewhat of a rewriting of history imho. On a sidenote, a Flamish or Dutch speaking person who has seen some mideval texts in his own language will notice that early mideval 'French' literature looks strangely familiar.

    8. Re:I'm not too worried... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Funny

      1066. Battle of Hastings.

      Or, if you prefer, any time an American tourist spends time in France.

      "According to a poll, who are the rudest people in Europe?"
      "American tourists..?"

    9. Re:I'm not too worried... by sunwolf · · Score: 1

      Even Google doesn't know.

    10. Re:I'm not too worried... by Varitek · · Score: 1

      The French Revolution

    11. Re:I'm not too worried... by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      When has France ever been hostile towards something and then come out on top?

      When they bottled up the British fleet in Chesapeake Bay, and provided Washington with half the troops who whipped Corwallis at Yorktown? Or maybe when Charlemagne's grandpa permanently stopped the Muslim invasion that had overrun Spain in the eighth century?

      rj

    12. Re:I'm not too worried... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to pick sides there. France=bad obviously, but that means Greenpeace must have been the good guys. No wait. Greenpeace, evil murderous fanatics, but that means the French must have been riASIASOOSOOSK@#$$. Core dumped.

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    13. Re:I'm not too worried... by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Actually over Russia, Prussia, Austria, Spain the Ottoman empire, Britain (initially anyway), etc. I guess you never heard of Napoleon Bonaparte, but then learning history isn't something you do over on that side of pond (more importantly, learning from it).

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    14. Re:I'm not too worried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd better learn not to rely on anything promoted by the Cato Institute, or any of their ilk.
      They, the junk science site, and the skeptical Environmentalist book, are filled with bad science, bad logic, and poor reasoning. They tend to politicise their decisions, deciding on the wanted position and then cherrypicking data out of context to back it up. (Penn and Teller's Bullshit program is often guilty of following their libertarian views and often get things horribly wrong because of this - their programs on Global Warming and Second Hand Smoke for two examples were so badly put together I was embarrassed to call them Skeptics.)

      They are very, very unreliable.

      On the subject of DDT - I would prefer to find the work of some expert biologists from unbiased sites, before trusting anything they have to say on the matter.

    15. Re:I'm not too worried... by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      We learned just fine from French history: we have yet to try to invade Russia in the winter.

    16. Re:I'm not too worried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even cheese eating surrender monkeys will come out on top in a contest with moonbat meany-greeny eco-nazi vege-terrorists.

      What does it say about greenpeace when even the French can school them?

    17. Re:I'm not too worried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They tend to politicise their decisions, deciding on the wanted position and then cherrypicking data out of context to back it up.

      Yep. Fortunately, the Greens would never do anything like that.

    18. Re:I'm not too worried... by MobileC · · Score: 1

      "When has France ever been hostile towards something and then come out on top?"
      "What about Greenpeace?"


      Yeah, we showed them, put them agents away for 15 years.

      Take that France.

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    19. Re:I'm not too worried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>When has France ever been hostile towards something and then come out on top?
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    20. Re:I'm not too worried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Napolean was from Corsica

    21. Re:I'm not too worried... by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      The Normans weren't French, though -- they were a bunch of Scandinavians who'd "settled" in northern France about 150 years before they "settled" in England. Edward the Confessor, Harold's predecessor and normally counted among Saxon kings was in fact raised in Normandy, and was a distant cousin of William. Note that Normans were also "settling" parts of Italy during William's tenure as Duke Of Normandy, and had previously "settled" in various other bits of Europe.

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    22. Re:I'm not too worried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Greenpeace?

      Greenpeace, environmentalists, open-source-hippies, linux geeks...
      They're all the same in my book

  8. That's it! by masnare · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was on the fence, but now they've done it. I am officially giving up croissants, snobbery, and disdain for other people. I just can't be associated with them anymore.

    1. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does this mean you will start bathing again?

    2. Re:That's it! by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      That thing with goose liver pate is pretty gross too. I don't think you will miss that.

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    3. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, will NOT be giving up my menage a trois nomatter how badly the french behave!

    4. Re:That's it! by thryllkill · · Score: 4, Funny

      A duel monitor set up is not a ménage à trois, no matter how much you want it to be one.

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    5. Re:That's it! by thryllkill · · Score: 1

      Or a dual monitor, whichever.

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    6. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . and I will keep my mouth closed when kissing.

    7. Re:That's it! by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Funny
      I was on the fence, but now they've done it. I am officially giving up croissants, snobbery, and disdain for other people. I just can't be associated with them anymore.

      Good luck on the whole croissants thing -- looks like the others have already fallen by the wayside. ;-P
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    8. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I will give us menage a trois with women who don't shave their pits.

    9. Re:That's it! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      I am officially giving up croissants, snobbery, and disdain for other people.

      I'm with you on 2 out of those 3.

      I just love me some croissants too much.

    10. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, you jack off with 2 hands?

    11. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No reason to give up croissants if you know their history.

      You see a french city was beaten down by the Ottoman Empire and the chefs that were captured were forced by the Otts to create a pastry to honor the victory or die. They created the croissant because it was shaped like the symbol of the Ottomans- the crescent moon.

      Therefore everytime you eat a croissant you are celebrating a french defeat.

      Bon Appitit'

    12. Re:That's it! by sharkey · · Score: 1

      What about bathing?
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      Gonna start?

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    13. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A duel monitor set up is not a ménage à trois, no matter how much you want it to be one.

      Even with gay porn on one screen and lesbian porn on the other?

      Shit, I'm nowhere near as perverted as I thought. Looks like I'll just have to put more effort into it. Pass the hand lotion, would you?

    14. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the great irony is that the French didn't actually invent the Croissant (although the name is quite obviously French)...most food historians attribute the crescent shaped pastry's origins to either Vienna or Budapest.

    15. Re:That's it! by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      and disdain for other people.

      You mean you're leaving the US for Canada ? :D

      Thomas-

  9. I am Martin Fink... by I+am+Martin+Fink · · Score: 1

    ... and now I finally know why you should not run Linux: you'll get sued!

  10. well that seals it by j1mmy · · Score: 0, Troll

    For the longest time, I've felt that France isn't a real country. I feel like it's an inside joke that the rest of the world just doesn't get.

    Next thing you know, the department of culture* will be telling people to eat at restraunts instead of preparing their own meals, hiring maids instead of sweeping their floors, etc.

    * wtf

    1. Re:well that seals it by Minwee · · Score: 1
      For a long time I've felt that most Americans aren't even talking about the real country France, just trying to make some inside joke that the rest of the world doesn't get.

      I guess that makes us even.

    2. Re:well that seals it by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, the department of culture* will be telling people to eat at restraunts instead of preparing their own meals, hiring maids instead of sweeping their floors, etc.

      Mmmmmmm...... French maids. Personally I'm all for a bit of culture every now and again!

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    3. Re:well that seals it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well... they do need to find jobs for all those rioting muslims...

    4. Re:well that seals it by kertong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just a couple months ago, we mailed a "thank you" gift to a family friend in Paris. We shipped her a nice cashmere sweater.

      We then found out that our friend had to pay an extra ~$50 fine to pick up the sweater - it was held by some sort of customs agency. Apparently, France has a ban on 'imported textiles' - if someone ships you a sweater, some socks, or even a tshirt, you'll be fined.

      Lame, snobby, and stupid. If you don't like someone in france, send them a sock each day.

    5. Re:well that seals it by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      If you don't like someone in france, send them a sock each day.

      Sounds to me like somebody should start a sock-mailing campaign targeting the head of the French Department of Culture and any other French politicans responsible for this absurdity.

    6. Re:well that seals it by kertong · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a plan!

      I did some digging, and it may just be a certain type of dye used in our sweaters/textiles that they banned. an azo-dye.

      Very strange country indeed.

    7. Re:well that seals it by Arandir · · Score: 1

      It's not just the US. When I was in Germany everyone was making fun of France too.

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    8. Re:well that seals it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the rest of the world doesn't hate France too?

    9. Re:well that seals it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      contact your local political representative and see if you can get an international stink raised about it. Just make sure it's spun out well as France imposing tariffs on one-off imports.
      Oh, and find the local French embassy or consulate and tell them what you think too.

      Fining people for what other people send them unsolicited is not, under any circumstances, ok.

    10. Re:well that seals it by gg3po · · Score: 1

      Just a couple months ago, we mailed a "thank you" gift to a family friend in Paris. We shipped her a nice cashmere sweater.

      We then found out that our friend had to pay an extra ~$50 fine to pick up the sweater - it was held by some sort of customs agency. Apparently, France has a ban on 'imported textiles' - if someone ships you a sweater, some socks, or even a tshirt, you'll be fined.

      Lame, snobby, and stupid. If you don't like someone in france, send them a sock each day.

      Quick! Somebody get us the mailing address of the French politician that proposed this legislation!!!

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  11. France threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are they, going to go to war over this?

    1. Re:France threats by umrgregg · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, the thing for the open source community to do would be to declare war on France.

      Once war is declared, France will quickly embrace OSS.

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  12. Bah. by spikestabber · · Score: 2, Informative

    There goes VLC.

    1. Re:Bah. by Deitheres · · Score: 1

      Not until Quicktime can handle WMV, Divx, XVID, Ogg, etc.

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  13. I love the Internet, though... by planetoid · · Score: 5, Informative

    French programmers could just develop their software under assumed pen-names and publish their free software on servers overseas outside of the French government's jurisdiction. It's a sucky law if it passes, but if it does pass, I'm eager as hell to see it broken en masse to the point of it being unenforceable. Stereotypes about surrendering notwithstanding, of course...

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    1. Re:I love the Internet, though... by thx1138_az · · Score: 0

      France and regressed back to the "Age of Voltaire". Much of Voltaire's work had to be published outside of France. Once again "Off with their heads" say the Frenchys. Or is that Frencheese?

    2. Re:I love the Internet, though... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      French programmers could just develop their software under assumed pen-names

      Since we're talking about France, I believe the correct term would be "Nomme de plume". (Literally, "Name of the Feather". It Refers to the use of Feathers as Pens in the days of Ink Quills.)

      Considering how much more free the US suddenly seems, I have to say that I'm quite glad that the US put their foot down on the whole "UN owns ICANN" deal.

    3. Re:I love the Internet, though... by bastardadmin · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Nom de plume"; in this case though "nom de guerre" may be more appropriate.

    4. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
      French programmers could just develop their software under assumed pen-names and publish their free software on servers overseas outside of the French government's jurisdiction.

      But to avoid detection, they'd have to write their comments in English -- and that's never going to happen!

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    5. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nom de keyboard?

    6. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1


      French programmers could just develop their software under assumed pen-names and publish their free software on servers overseas outside of the French government's jurisdiction.


      You don't need to go overseas, most of Paris's suburbs are 'outside the French government's jurisdiction'.

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    7. Re:I love the Internet, though... by real+gumby · · Score: 1

      Ehh, nom de pouce, bien-sûr...

    8. Re:I love the Internet, though... by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      But to avoid detection, they'd have to write their comments in English -- and that's never going to happen!

      Why do you say that? It is not as if French isn't spoken outside France you know.

      Maybe the Quebequois (sp?) would like to help out. Just register some .ca domain names and away you go :-)

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    9. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Québecois, and that's .qc ;)

      And as long as they keep their whine off our servers, then let 'em do it.. ...er wait.

    10. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 1

      Parent is modded funny, but I think it's dead serious. Honestly, how long can it be before these absurd attempts at repressive policy lead to open cyber-warfare? I know whose side I'll be on.

    11. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could always write them in American...

    12. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Seperatists aren't allowed to bitch about other frenchmen whining.

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    13. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Stormy+Henderson · · Score: 1

      This is a +5 informative?

      If that law were passed in the USA, I doubt he'd be saying "Oh well, I'll just smuggle my code out of the country and host it on foreign servers. No biggie."

    14. Re:I love the Internet, though... by flonker · · Score: 1

      If you donate your code to The Free Software Foundation, anonymously, they could both protect the code and host it. No need for a new service, one that already exists would be enough to provide the services desired.

      Further, you may not even need to do it anonymously. You donated your copyrights to another party. The other party is the one applying the license. You're in the clear.

    15. Re:I love the Internet, though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nom de softguerre?

    16. Re:I love the Internet, though... by planetoid · · Score: 1

      I would still advocate and encourage and applaud the breaking of such a law if the U.S. had it, too.

      An egregious law is an egregious law, no matter what language it's worded in or what country it applies to. Some laws just inherently deserve to be broken and ignored by all reasonable freedom-loving citizens, especially since we live in a time now in which passing such legislation is no longer tantamount to career suicide for arrogant, statist politicians.

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    17. Re:I love the Internet, though... by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

      Merci beaucoup... I was dead serious... but it is kinda funny too...

    18. Re:I love the Internet, though... by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

      Nom de tecleur, peut être?

  14. does OSS speak German? by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    that would explain the fear. "vee are open source. vee have vays of making you, um, compiling you, um, vee have vays...of...using your source."

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  15. Well... by bl4nk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What if they charge a minimal, insignificant fee of the smallest monetary unit?

    1. Re:Well... by N1ghtFalcon · · Score: 1

      free as in speech != free as in beer

  16. This is what they say by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

    This is the tough talk they use before they surrender to it!

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  17. Now stop publishing free software or.. by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1
    we shall taunt you a second time!!!!

    WTF!?!? That's really all that can be said

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  18. What is "access to culture? by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Informative
    "It appears that publishing Free Software giving access to culture is about to become a counterfeiting criminal offence."

    What is "access to culture"? The article specifically uses two P2P file-sharing programs as examples. Is this about pirating media (music, movies), or about publishing source code?

    1. Re:What is "access to culture? by fatboy · · Score: 5, Informative

      It appears to be about copyright infringement. I am sure the comment was about Open Source P2P software, not ALL Open Source software.

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    2. Re:What is "access to culture? by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      What is "access to culture"? The article specifically uses two P2P file-sharing programs as examples. Is this about pirating media (music, movies), or about publishing source code?

      You are probably right, and Free Software is just instrumentalized here. If I read the proposed law correctly (my French isn't that good, and it's French legalese), it's about DRM software, and similar to the anti-circumvention provisions of the DMCA, or contributory infringement for publishing DRM-less software (Grokster). Neither has stopped Free Software in the U.S., and it's unlikely that the proposed law would change things significantly in France. In Germany, we got similar new law quite some time ago, and it didn't have a negative impact, either.

      Anyway, there isn't a big difference between free and proprietary software as far as DRM is concerned. In both cases, you need specialized knowledge to circumvent the implemented measures, or a prefabricated tool.

    3. Re:What is "access to culture? by ishark · · Score: 4, Informative

      The information on the provided links is fuzzy, messy and scaremongering at its best. If you read the link to the actual proposal, it says that it plans to put on the same level as counterfaiting the creation of software which can be used to exchanged copyrighted data. The text is so vague that all IM software, IRC, news and even Windows itself (shares) will fall under it. It has nothing to do with free software licenses as much as I can read.... (BTW France's government is moving slowly to free software - OO, Mandriva, etc.) and I don't understand why FSF France would word their article that way.
      They say it's based on some rejected american law called CBDTPA (check wikipedia for a description) which aimed at disallowing all non DRM-enabled technology.

    4. Re:What is "access to culture? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      God knows you would not want to give the public access to culture.

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    5. Re:What is "access to culture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FSF France doesn't exactly live up to the FSF name to be honest.

    6. Re:What is "access to culture? by mikael · · Score: 1

      The French are very defensive when it comes to their language and particularly their small cinemas. It's actually illegal to import movie DVD's because of the fear that people would just by the DVD's and not go to the cinemas.

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    7. Re:What is "access to culture? by Herby+Sagues · · Score: 1

      Hey, this whole think made me think. What would have happened if someone had copyrighted the concept of Open Source?

    8. Re:What is "access to culture? by fatboy · · Score: 1

      You can't copyright "concepts". You can only copyright creative works.

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  19. Oh this is nothing.. by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    All the FSF has to do is to declare war on France, and sign the armistice 30 minutes later..

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    1. Re:Oh this is nothing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in . . .

      The national government just changed the military alert level for France. It was at "Run!", now it is set to "Hide!"

  20. What are these groups? by Piquan · · Score: 1

    The summary talks about SACEM. The article talks about SNEP and SCPP. There are several more acronyms in the article. These are apparently well-known enough in France, but could somebody tell the rest of us who these groups are? Or would that be giving away too much of France's culture?

    1. Re:What are these groups? by Piquan · · Score: 1

      Doh! As soon as I posted that, I scrolled past the references. If anybody's as lost as I am, do the same.

  21. France at war with open source? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    I predict France surrendering to open source within the next week.

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  22. jesus fucking christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    from TFA:
    SNEP and SCPP have told Free Software authors: "You will be required to change your licenses." SACEM add: "You shall stop publishing free software," and warn they are ready "to sue free software authors who will keep on publishing source code" should the "VU/SACEM/BSA/FA Contents Department"[1] bill proposal pass in the Parliament.

    [...]

    Notes about the organisations

    SACEM is the main company dealing with collective copyright management for music in France. French RIAA.

    SNEP (Syndicat National de l'Édition Phonographique, national syndicate of phonographic publishing), was created in 1922. Spokesman for its 48 members, it represents them towards the government, the MP, the administration, other professional bodies, the media and the public.

    SCPP (Société Civile des Producteurs Phonographiques, civil company of phonographic editors), gathers the money collected towards the users of phonograms and videomusic users and redistributes it to its members (more than 800 producers, including many independent producers and the main international companies such as Sony BMG, EMI, Universal, and Warner). It weighs more than 80% of the copyrights perceived by the French producers.
    So... not the French Government. Fuckwit submitter, fuckwit eds.
    1. Re:jesus fucking christ by SebNukem · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      mod parent up!

    2. Re:jesus fucking christ by AdamWeeden · · Score: 0

      Don't blame the submitter. Blame the original article author.

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    3. Re:jesus fucking christ by kidgenius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But....it is the government. Right now SNEP and SCPP don't have any legal legs to stand on. But, if the DADVSI bill gets passed, then the SNEP and SCPP will be able to sue. So, yes, the government is considering passing a bill which would allow these organizations to sue the free software authors.

    4. Re:jesus fucking christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, the first time I read this I mistook "civil company of phonographic editors" for "civil company of pornographic editors"
      I reread it when I read "It weighs more than 80% of the copyrights perceived by the French producers."

    5. Re:jesus fucking christ by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      ready "to sue free software authors who will keep on publishing source code" should the "VU/SACEM/BSA/FA Contents Department"[1] bill proposal pass in the Parliament.

      See the [1] there? In TFA it refers to this. According to the Google Translation, the problem is a proposed amendment being added (seemingly at the last minute; damn goofy translations) to a bill called DADVSI which is nearly ready to pass. In American terms, we call this a "rider" and it's how all the devious crap gets through the system.

      So...yes the French Government. Fuckwit AC.

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    6. Re:jesus fucking christ by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      Mod the parent down... he obviously can't read what he himself quoted.

      "should the "VU/SACEM/BSA/FA Contents Department"[1] bill proposal pass in the Parliament."

    7. Re:jesus fucking christ by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Since you haven't been modded Flamebait or Troll yet...

      The French government is considering a law which gives those organizations what they are asking for.

      So... not the French Government. Fuckwit submitter, fuckwit eds.

      Your love of the fuck-word doesn't make you correct.

      The article summary, on the other hand, is quite correct.

      Perhaps you missed the part which said, "It appears that publishing Free Software giving access to culture is about to become a counterfeiting criminal offence."

      Or the part which said, "Department of Culture is telling free (as in speech) software providers that..." which is referring to the Sirinelli Commission which is linked to: http://www.culture.gouv.fr/culture/cspla/oeuvrinte rnet.htm in the article's footnotes.

      I'll leave it up to you to decipher the meanings of the words "culture", "gouv" and "fr" in the domain name.

    8. Re:jesus fucking christ by vagabond_gr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, yes, the government is considering passing a bill which would allow these organizations to sue the free software authors.

      Agreed, but saying "the goverment is examining a bill proposed by the french MPAA" is very different from saying "French Department of Culture is telling free (as in speech) software providers that 'You will be required to change your license".

      Especially when you quote an article that says "SNEP and SCPP have told Free Software authors:", you can't quote an FSF article and replace "MPAA" by "the Goverment" in an article posted on Slashdot's main page, its fucking crazy!

      That's the image of the media these days, but I expected something better from slashdot.

    9. Re:jesus fucking christ by Alarash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Considering the Ministère des Finances and the Police services are using OpenOffice, Paris administration is about to switch to Linux and Police offices also use OSS, I don't think it's fair to say the French government is against Open Source. The previous Prime Minister (Jean-Pierre Raffarin) also strongly pused toward Open Source for schools. These are just badly reported facts of the French RIAA asking for OSS to be 'banned' because a lot of P2P software used for piracy are Open Source.

      The status, right now, and I know because I live in French, is that this will be considered, and when the Powers That Be will realize how stupid this claim is, it will be dismissed. k?

    10. Re:jesus fucking christ by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Fuckwits!

      But it is the French RIAA, Sony BMG, EMI, Universal, Time Warner, The BSA, etc. This is how they declare War(tm) and prepare to use the Nuclear(tm) option.

      If it is a War(tm) they want, I say we give them a War(tm);
      Boycott all affiliates and promote, debug, code and document Free(tm) software;
      Create Free(tm) media, content, art, music, literature, movies, and training videos, etc;
      Use GPL(tm) style licenses that force any derivatives to remain Free(tm) and be relentless in your pursuits;
      This I implore of the Freedom(tm) loving people of this Earth(tm);

      Thank you,
      Fuckwits!

    11. Re:jesus fucking christ by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 3, Informative

      The summary attributes the quote to the "French Department of Culture". However, according to the press release, it was these private RIAA-like organizations that made the quoted statement and threatened to sue people should the bill pass. FSFFrance released the press release, so it's not really clear when or where it was said if at all. So, yes, the French legislature is considering passing a law prohibiting the distribution of source code for software that could lead to copyright infringement, but the quote is misattributed and certain details were left out in order to make it sound more sensational. It's not clear from the press release whether this would apply to all P2P software or just things like DVD decoders.

      The important point is that this would not ban all OSS. What this bill would prohibit probably already falls under the DMCA in the US. It's probably even less restrictive because it doesn't say anything about distributing binaries. But, of course, the editors don't care about getting the story right; they just want more clicks and more ad impressions.

      So...yes the summary is innacurate and seriously misleading. Fuckwit registered user.

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    12. Re:jesus fucking christ by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      From the summary:
      According to the Free Software Foundation of France the French Department of Culture is telling free (as in speech) software providers that 'You will be required to change your licenses ...

      From the FSFFrance press release:
      SNEP and SCPP have told Free Software authors: "You will be required to change your licenses." SACEM add: "You shall stop publishing free software...

      Someone, either the submitter or the editor, snipped out SNEP, SCPP, and SACEM, all of which are private organizations, and replaced them with "French Department of Culture". If someone in a legislature sponsors a bill, and a private organization makes a statement regarding that bill, that does not amount to the government making or supporting that statement. From what I've read, this bill does not outlaw all OSS, so the broad legal threats are empty anyway. Since it's not stated in the press release where or when the quoted statements were made, I have my doubts about their accuracy. This story is like a game of telephone; after several retellings, a translation, and a paraphrasing or two, it ends up on /. as "French Government says, 'all your Free Software are belong to us!!!!111'"

      The GP was right. The summary was seriously misleading.

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    13. Re:jesus fucking christ by barkingcorndog · · Score: 1

      [snip]...but I expected something better from slashdot.

      You must be new here.

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    14. Re:jesus fucking christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the image of the media these days, but I expected something better from slashdot.

      o_O

      Oh, I get it. 'Twas a joke.

    15. Re:jesus fucking christ by node+3 · · Score: 1

      This story is like a game of telephone; after several retellings, a translation, and a paraphrasing or two, it ends up on /. as "French Government says, 'all your Free Software are belong to us!!!!111'"

      Except the /. story made it clear that it's what's possible, not what's currently happening, which is absolutely correct. I agree on the "game of telephone" part, but the basic story is accurate.

      The GP was right. The summary was seriously misleading.

      First, the summary isn't "seriously misleading".

      Second, the GP did not claim that. He, very colorfully, called all sorts of people morons and put forth a false claim regarding the French government's role.

      The summary very clearly states that part of the French government has stated that Free Software should not be (in the form that it is) and that the legislative body may make that into law. The "game of telephone" effect hasn't altered the summary enough to get that part wrong.

    16. Re:jesus fucking christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's the image of the media these days, but I expected something better from slashdot.

      If you think Slashdot is more reliable than "the media," I think you should progress on to rumors and the hearsay of small children.

    17. Re:jesus fucking christ by jeremie_z_ · · Score: 1

      All this happened during a meeting of the CSPLA (Conseil Superieur de la Propriété Littéraire et Artistique, Superior Council for Intellectual Property) which is a consultative body of the Ministry of Culture and Communication.

      The objective of these meetings of the CSPLA is to provide a whitepaper with amendments to the laws proposed by the Ministry, so it's about equivalent to the Ministry itself.

      What's interesting is the composition of the (48 i think? not sure) members of the CSPLA : besides Vivendi/Universal, SACEM, SCPP, SNEP, TF1 (the major TV channel), Microsoft _AND_ BSA have a seat (which makes two seats for Microsoft, actually), while the Free Software Foundation France always got refused to participate...

      So the whole commission which is supposed to be representative, isn't _at all_! It's vast majority is private corporate interests, with no civil society at all.

  23. Actually... by Bullfish · · Score: 4, Informative

    The proposed prohibition is specifically against open source software that allows you to defeat drm, not open source software in general.

    Still a bad trend in any event

    1. Re:Actually... by interiot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is closed-source DRM-defeating software more legal somehow? Why was open source mentioned at all?

    2. Re:Actually... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Assuming that you're correct, that's already illegal in the United States, not matter the license of the software.

      But why is open source code even mentioned? I don't understand the connection. And the original article is vague and shitty.

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    3. Re:Actually... by arkanes · · Score: 1

      I can't read the french, but this looks more like manadatory DRM/watermarking. There's a reference to US Senator Hollings and the SSSCA in one of the french articles. Mandatory support for these technolgies would preclude open source distribution, of course.

    4. Re:Actually... by SebNukem · · Score: 1

      because "open source" and "France" show up in the same article. Slashbots can't have enough of it.

    5. Re:Actually... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      Where does it end? libc?

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    6. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think it's because if you publish the sourcecode to software that does enforce DRM, anyone can easily remove that part of the code.

    7. Re:Actually... by Renaud · · Score: 3, Informative

      The proposed prohibition is specifically against open source software that allows you to defeat drm, not open source software in general.

      No, it's worse than that.
      It makes DRM mandatory in all software that enables P2P file transmission (that includes IM), and multimedia streaming.
      Open Source software is out of the game de facto

    8. Re:Actually... by Cyclops · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From what little I understood...

      Imagine you use Firefox to download a DRM'ed Windows Media Video file.

      Firefox would have to respect the copy prohibition embedded in that .WMV file, if it doesn't, it would be illegal to use it.

      Now imagine Firefox DOES respect the copy prohibition. Since Firefox is Free Software, it can be modified so it WON'T respect the prohibition.

      As such, it would be illegal to use it.

      These two situations are an example of what that law would turn illegal.

      If you dig to a lower level, maybe the network card driver should analise the content, I think.

    9. Re:Actually... by HaMMeReD3 · · Score: 0

      By that logic, wouldnt that make compilers like gcc illegal, or even compilers in general, since there is the potential to write software from scratch that violates copyrite laws?

    10. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that logic, wouldnt that make compilers like gcc illegal, or even compilers in general, since there is the potential to write software from scratch that violates copyrite laws?

      We're working on it.

      ~(MP|RI)AA Lawyer

  24. The French by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...we wave aour privat' parts at your Aunties! Take your free software awa' or we shall a taunt you again!

  25. Mandriva? by digidave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This, were it to pass, would effectively shut out France and French OSS developers while not changing a damn thing anywhere else. OSS will still be available to anyone in France who wishes to download it, but France will have been cut out of a large and quickly growing segment of the tech industry. The most popular server OS, most popular web server, Internet DNS, and most popular MTA, among other software, will no longer be legal in France. How will they even route their Internet traffic?

    Have they thought about this at all?

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  26. Culture by everphilski · · Score: 1

    department of culture

    Well seeing as the culture used to make cheeses is bacteria, maybe the French are just a bunch of low life bacteria?

    -everphilski-

  27. Ministry of Culture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that what they call the "Ministry of Truth" over in France?

  28. Department of Culture has NO problem with OSS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as that source is provided in French! And, no, Perl doesn't count as unreadable enough.

  29. typo'ed! by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Magouilles"

    With an "o", sorry.

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    1. Re:typo'ed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      does making a typo and receiving double karma count as a frontstage swindle? ;)

  30. Ok lets charge them 1 cent? by SauroNlord · · Score: 0

    That will be 1 penny sir, thank you very much.

  31. Okay, so change the license... by pla · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    To charge a "fee", of "services rendered"...

    "In exchange for making the happy little numbers on our router increase faster, you may use and redistribute this however you want". Rephrase in a more GPL-like manner, and translate it into French, and problem solved. No more "free" software.


    Although, one does have to wonder how this applies to non-binary code - Has France effectively banned interpreted languages? I wonder if they realize just how much of their infrastructure depends on Perl. Or for that matter, what about HTML or XML, where the "program" basically resembles plain-text in the first place, and only a under certain interpretations does it do anything extra?


    Overall, just dumb. I don't know all that much about the French legal system, but enforcing this seems quite thoroughly impossible.

  32. Does that mean we have to back to... by Gadren · · Score: 2, Funny

    Freedom fries?

    Wait...That won't work, since it's about free-as-in-freedom software...

    Free-as-in-beer fries!

    1. Re:Does that mean we have to back to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or as Homer would say: Mmmm.. Free-as-in-beer fries. (Drool.)

      Dammit I'm hungry now.

    2. Re:Does that mean we have to back to... by Prospero's+Grue · · Score: 1
      Freedom fries?

      What if the Free Software Foundation took the same language trick and changed their name to the French Software Foundation?

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    3. Re:Does that mean we have to back to... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Free-as-in-software beer? Please?

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  33. No more libre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I propose thay we stop using the French word 'libre' for free software. Freedom fries anybody?

  34. It's France. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Funny

    What can you expect from a nation that has 300 kinds of cheese?

    1. Re:It's France. by abb3w · · Score: 1
      What can you expect from a nation that has 300 kinds of cheese?

      Letting diverse schools of thought contend? Evidently not.

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    2. Re:It's France. by L'homme+de+Fromage · · Score: 1

      mmm...fromage

      And all 300 of them are better than that awful "American cheese". Really, America needs a better cheese to call its own. :)

    3. Re:It's France. by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Hey now, 300 kinds of cheese is one of the things that France gets *right*.

      Mmmm... Cheese.

    4. Re:It's France. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some fuckin' good cheese is what. And grapes to go with them. Salted crackers too. I hear the wines are pretty good as well, long as you don't get the relative swill they deem to export to the "damn furriners who can't appreciate French Wine". (Kind of like the japanese and their teas, actually.) Export-level french red wines are still generally far superior to the average though...

  35. In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... The French Government is preparing a referendum to see if French citizens are awake yet.

    From what can be gathered, the majority of French went to sleep about the time that Renault and Peugeot withdrew their products from the US market because their cars were not competitive, and judged to be too unreliable and lacking in innovation.

    Sorry. I shouldn't be so snide. I actually LIKE most of the French people I know. The trouble is, their Government wants to have its own planet. Ain't gonna happen.

    You simply can not legislate prosperity (and jobs) into existence. If people are willing to work for free and produce quality output, that is a force you cannot stop.

    Even the French can't do it.

    1. Re:In Other News by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      You simply can not legislate prosperity (and jobs) into existence. If people are willing to work for free and produce quality output, that is a force you cannot stop.

      Maybe you weren't paying attention, but that's exactly what the western world went and did. Before such legislation, people were working for peanuts, living in poverty and there was huge unemployment. If you want to go back there, fine. If you don't, keep voting for minimum wage laws and paid holidays.

      But not two hour luch breaks. That's just wrong.

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    2. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry. I shouldn't be so snide. I actually LIKE most of the French people I know. The trouble is, their Government wants to have its own planet. Ain't gonna happen.

      The rest of the world says the same thing about Americans.

    3. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      France and the United States have far more in common than their citizens are willing to admit.

    4. Re:In Other News by MooUK · · Score: 1

      I think it's a mostly universal thing with politicians. Sure, some of them are good people. But I would say NOT the majority.

    5. Re:In Other News by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      I have to say I disagree. When I look at the data, economic prosperity (for everyone, not just the poor or the rich) happened at times highly coorelated to discoveries in the field of economics - for example, the discovery of money demand laws ended the great depression, etc. Really, I think that as people became more prosperous they tried to enact laws/unions to enforce that prosperity - and again, looking at the data, I believe those attempts were counter productive and probably should be removed as quickly as making the transition painless allows.

      Not that there is no way your interpretation is right, but just be aware that many people disagree with you...

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  36. So charge a penny for it by lildogie · · Score: 0, Redundant

    maybe they can work around this by changing from "free" to "very low cost."

  37. Projects affected by someguy456 · · Score: 1

    Besides the obvious Mandriva, does anyone know of any other projects which might me affected?

  38. Easy solution by gentimjs · · Score: 1

    Comment the open source code in German rather than English. ...watch how fast any French objectors drop their complains...

    1. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't you mean arabic?

    2. Re:Easy solution by gentimjs · · Score: 1

      no, arabic comments are only good if you want U.S. readers to object....

  39. One response: by halltk1983 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Russia

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    1. Re:One response: by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      some more words: not even french, and neither was all of his army

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  40. They wont stop... by spikestabber · · Score: 1

    Until the DMCA becomes global. Even then they still wont stop anyways so it doesn't matter.
    http://www.videolan.org/eucd.html

    1. Re:They wont stop... by spikestabber · · Score: 2, Informative

      During the night of 22nd to 23rd December 2005, while everybody is preparing for Christmas, the French Parliament will rule about the "DADVSI" law. This vote will be made with minimal discussion, as an "emergency" has been declared on this law.

  41. Solution 1 by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 2

    Sell it for a dollar and include a dollar rebate and call it Frenchware instead of Freeware

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    1. Re:Solution 1 by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would call it Freedomware....

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  42. Nice one mes amis! by carndearg · · Score: 1

    ... for you have just wounded part of your economy. It may be a small part of the French economy but it's all Euros lost to neighbouring countries that will be quite happy to take that business.

  43. In other news... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    ...French Parliament considers campaign against egalité, fraternité.

    News at 11.

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  44. Wow by GmAz · · Score: 1

    Yet another reason France is not one of my favorite places in the World. So, is it then illegal to run a Javascript applet off a webpage since it might do something useful and its free? Where is the line drawn? It is for commercial use (i.e. Firefox or Thunderbird or Openoffice)? Or for Mr. and Mrs. Schmoe who don't wanna buy an office suite for the one or two letters they type a month?

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    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it would be that the article is in French, I would assume many /.ers read only English, and thus we have no real insight to add. Ofcourse, I am sure that most /.ers don't ever read the articles anyways, so that throws my whole theory out of the water.

      As the saying goes, If you can't beat 'em... well...

      Waiter, bring me somemore of those Riot Fries!

    2. Re:Wow by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Signal to noise was never this bad.

      On the contrary, the signal to noise ratio here has been pretty bad for as long as I can remember. I started browsing at +5 a good couple of years ago, and even that sometimes feels like it's not high enough.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    4. Re:Wow by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Specifically, it's Free Software giving access to culture that's the problem. It could be that someone stole the code that controls yoghurt and cheese production and is about to publish a ripoff Open Source copy...

    5. Re:Wow by GmAz · · Score: 1

      Ahhh..I tried to read the article, but it mysteriously was down. Guess it had been /.'d.

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    6. Re:Wow by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      Try setting your threshold to +5. It cuts out a lot of the more offensive crap.

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    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have had enough of it, reading the windows vista article (files in use...) and now this and actually knowing something about the subject to see how clueless the slashdot community is but still making everyone believe they are somewhat smart. I am afraid of all the subjects I am clueless on and learn from the comments on that subject, when it could be complete BS.

      And you just got my memory working, remember that GCC 4.1 "is released" article when they *just* opened up development branches for GCC 4.1 and no one realized it till the last 10 comments, and one of the first comments said it just enter his distro which must of been a COMPLETE lie, really I lost all creditably for slashdot, I think I will go back to wikinews, and forgot about the "geek" news as it most certainly ISN'T "geek" news. In case anyone want to reply to me to swap to another site like readit or digg, well here is my reply in advance: they are even worse, as you don't have people as smart like moonbender which see this happening.

    8. Re:Wow by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      The merkins are still struggling with nuklear power, what did you expect?

  45. What do they mean by Culture? by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
    Something doesn't make sense here.

    It appears that publishing Free Software giving access to culture is about to become a counterfeiting criminal offence

    Software that gives access to culture? What does that mean? Can someone provide a better translation for this translation?

    1. Re:What do they mean by Culture? by hzs202 · · Score: 1

      TallMatthew (919136) wrote:
      > Software that gives access to culture? What does that mean? Can someone
      > provide a better translation for this translation?

      Yeah sure... it means that the French Government believes that providing "Free" software is a means to control and or influence socially transmitted behavior patterns, arts, beliefs, institutions, and all other products of human work and thought. Or in short choose "Free" software over proprietary license fees.

      In order to preserve itself and [the French Government's] interests it must oppose the "Free" software movement. MS France will probably agree to support the French Government technically and financially in its wacky indeavors but in turn the French Government must denounce MS France's threat, "Free" software.

      Thats my guess... but I'm a student, what do I know?

      hzs202
      New York University

    2. Re:What do they mean by Culture? by nathan+s · · Score: 3, Informative

      My French is really rusty (but better than Babelfish?), but a bit of digging online found another source saying this: "L'amendement "VU / SACEM / BSA / FT Division Contenus" au projet de loi DADVSI cherche à assimiler à un délit de contrefaçon l'édition, la diffusion et la promotion de tout logiciel susceptible d'être utilisé pour mettre à disposition des informations protégées par le droit d'auteur et n'intégrant pas un dispositif de contrôle et de traçage de l'usage privé."

      Which I translate vaguely as: "The "VU / SACEM / BSA / FT Division Contenus" of the DADVSI legal project hopes to gather under the offense of counterfeiting the spread or promotion of all software susceptible to being used to disseminate information protected by copyright, and which does not incorporate DRM." source

      I could be wrong, though...rusty, as I said. In any case, it doesn't seem that different from other laws passed elsewhere, and the firefox/OpenOffice people could relax? Someone else can confirm/refute.

    3. Re:What do they mean by Culture? by Gobelet · · Score: 1

      Well, they only blame P2P software here. They want to punish editors of software that allows the exchange of files without any mean of control. They wanna control the exchange of files probably to catch people who download DiVX and MP3.

      So suing people who downloads MP3 will be fully legal, since P2P software that doesn't give them a way to analyze traffic will be outlawed. They want a P2P software with rootkits, or spywares.

      If this law is voted, I'm moving out of this country.

    4. Re:What do they mean by Culture? by SysKoll · · Score: 1
      That's correct. Basically, anything looking like a media (prerecorded tape, CD, DVD, book) is a "cultural good" for the French regulators. So this law would make it illegal to read any media with a software that bypasses DRM, such as DeCSS.

      The key point is that an open source software cannot integrate a DRM system because 1. their algorithms are generally not available except under NDA and paid license, and 2. Even if a DRM-infected OSS software was released, it would be trivial to extirpate the DRM part from the code and release a DRM-free forked version.

      By forbidding DRM bypassing, they outlaw brilliant hacks such as DeCSS.

      So in France, the heinous crime of trying to watch a DVD on your Linux machine will land you in jail. I'd rather recommand Frenchmen to pursue safer activities that obviously aren't actively repressed.

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    5. Re:What do they mean by Culture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The translation is accurate.

  46. Mod this story as FLAMEBAIT by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I'm sure there are a couple of Linux fans which also happen to be Arabs or Maghrebins.

    There is a reason God made matches and jerrycans. These SACEM buildings must burn! Fire is the only language that French politicians understand!

    1. Re:Mod this story as FLAMEBAIT by TheUnknown · · Score: 1

      I have never seen such an appropriate Flamebait mod. He is asking for flames, literally.

  47. The end of French tech sector by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

    That'll pretty much signal the end of the French tech sector.

    This is BIZARRE. If anyplace should be supporting open source software it's France. As anti-American as France generally is, this move will hand a huge present to the American company Microsoft. ...or maybe they have some strange idea that this will bring the riots to an end.

  48. Two Words by everphilski · · Score: 0, Troll

    Napolean Dynamite

    Idiot!

    -everphilski-

  49. Special Interests Outside Microsoft? by ackthpt · · Score: 2
    Nice to see that the US doesn't have a monopoly on loony government agencies and legislation...that's obviously in the public domain.

    France is such an enigmatic country, you may consider there's probably a trade union of programmers in close-source shops who feel threatened and therefore want the government to protect their jobs.

    I keep expecting France to collapse from it's own inertia, but it does seem to keep on truckin'

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    1. Re:Special Interests Outside Microsoft? by mikael · · Score: 1

      If it were anyone, it would be the mobile phone companies like Nokia, Vodaphone etc... who want to keep charging services per minute.

      Workers already have protection. For many professions, any college or university graduate has to complete an apprenticeship before setting up their own company. And when they do, they have to pay a hefty company registration fee, along with any leases, insurance bonds and property taxes that they might have to pay.

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    2. Re:Special Interests Outside Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Last time I bought a mobile phone from Nokia, I just had to pay once. They've never imposed per-minute charges, thank God.

      Where did you get it from that Nokia charges phone buyers by the minute? Why would that make sense anyway, I can understand a carrier charging by the minute, but a phone manufacturer? That doesn't make sense on any level.

  50. Don't the French have... by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    more important things to worry about?

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  51. Free Software giving access to culture by dmh20002 · · Score: 1

    WTF does that even mean?

    1. Re:Free Software giving access to culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nothing. Like the whole story.

  52. FreeTranslation.com by Loether · · Score: 1

    All your basis are belong to us there will be not any free software program in France!

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    1. Re:FreeTranslation.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fart I dans votre direction générale.

    2. Re:FreeTranslation.com by Loether · · Score: 1

      Toucher Frenchie.

      Run away.. Run Away....

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  53. What's their beef? by Arandir · · Score: 1

    What's their beef? What is their complaint? I've read the article and I still can't understand it. What the hell does "giving access to culture" mean?

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    1. Re:What's their beef? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      What the hell does "giving access to culture" mean? Leaving the yogurt refrigerator unlocked?

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    2. Re:What's their beef? by Merenth · · Score: 1

      "What the hell does "giving access to culture" mean?" Webpages outside of France maybe?

    3. Re:What's their beef? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      What the hell does "giving access to culture" mean?

      Sharing cultural products, i.e. music & movies.

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  54. this entire news item should be nuked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ugh.. I'm so sick of americans yelling at france for not obeying them and invading Iraq like a good old boy. Now I even have to read seriously twisted tales of what is happening in France.

    1. Re:this entire news item should be nuked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      France did not invade Iraq because they...

      a) had a rather lucrative arms deal going on with Iraq.
      b) have a rather large Arab/African Muslim population who would have rioted in the streets.. no wait a sec.

  55. Makes me think of the broadcast flag by dyfet · · Score: 1
    This seems to effect things that may present "french cultural content", so, in this sense, it is specific to media, or to publishing software that does things with media. This makes me think of other similar nonsense like the broadcast flag.

    But, looking on the bright side, weren't those mplayer people a bunch of arrogant French coders?! :). Of course the secret to being French is a matter of loving the two W's and having the correct amount of arrogance (the secret being there is no correct amount that is sufficient).

    But in reality, it proves dumb laws and ideas can occur anywhere.

  56. not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't newsworthy, let me know when France ISN'T hostile towards something (or someone). Either way, now that they have expressed their opposition to OSS France will now surely be invaded & dominated with OSS.

  57. BonJourrrrrrr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you closed source using, cheese-eating, surrender monkeys!

  58. What the fuck!? by porkThreeWays · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://politics.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/11/ 21/180220&from=rss

    Would this mean they would be using illegal software?

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  59. But they also have butter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... the kind of butter that refuses to be treated like shit!

    I've heard office furniture and files burn just as well as cars!

  60. France on /. by SebNukem · · Score: 1

    Another fine article showing up on Slashdot because there is the word "France" in it. It is rubbish. France is a strong Open Source supporter. Every government branch is considering getting rid of proprietary software. The French RIAA says it's bad and they're gonna sue everyone one... and it makes the "news for nerds" on Slashdot. Come on people it wouldn't even be accepted on foxnews. Who's the moron who accepted it?

    1. Re:France on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. We know France would never be hostile against anything.

  61. Did I miss something... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    or did they not actually give a reason why they are trying to ban open source?

  62. hah by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    And I thought Politics in my country (USA) were F'ed up.

    France seems closer aligned with Dallas City Hall. Even the corruption is corrupted. This is just plain stupid. How can free software be considered counterfeiting? (or intent to defraud) It's more likely (actually down right ramped) in closed source software to have an intent to defraud. See Gator/Claria failures to be up front and CLEAR about what they are actually doing.

    There isn't any doubt in my mind that large sums of money are changing hands behind the scenes...

  63. Only in France... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    When has France ever been hostile towards something and then come out on top?

    Only in France could some trade union issue a mis-typed memo announcing a general strike between the hours of 1700 and 0900, on Décembre 5 and the people would still find a way to do it.

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  64. Ça c'est fucké... by bastardadmin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ça c'est fucké...

    That is the most fubar'd proposed bit of IP legislation I have ever heard...
    If you want to give free access to your own IP, why the devil should it be against the law?

    This is bizarre... I cannot think of an industry outside music and movies that would even think of lobbying for such legislation in any nation... Hell, Wall Street uses a lot of OSS, and I imagine that the Euro-zone financial giants do as well.

    This is quite possibly the most myopic bit of IP legislation I have ever seen.

    1. Re:Ça c'est fucké... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      After reading a bunch of opinions and translations, it would appear they're trying to prohibit OSS products that can be used for copyright infringement. As someone else pointed out, that includes various P2P solutions including, presumably, NFS, though I suspect MS Windows file sharing would be legitimate because that's not OSS...

  65. Misunderstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, there's a lot of misunderstanding around here, but hey, it's /., I can understand.

    For all those who wonder if we have 'realized most of our infrastructure depends on [insert opensource stuff here]', most French IT-savvy people have. This is coming from SACEM, SNEP, and SCPP, which are similar to the RIAA etc. It's no different from what is happening in the US. Overall, France is _not_ hostile to open-source. Heck, my (state-dependant) university uses Fedora Core.

    And please stop these stupid jokes over war/cheese. You're just jealous.

    1. Re:Misunderstanding by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

      [BEGIN BAD FRENCH]
      Il faut que pondre un traduction meilleur en http://www.fsffrance.com./ Le version anglais de l'article original n'est pas bien clair.
      [END BAD FRENCH]

  66. As if I needed another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to dislike the French.

  67. I wouldn't worry about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the end of the month, France will have surrendered to the FSF.

  68. GOOD! by swagr · · Score: 1

    Take all free / open source software and all derived products and services out of France.

    I'd like to see:
    a) how fast SACEM, SNEP, SCPP can back-peddle.
    b) some good riots. The French are know for this.

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    1. Re:GOOD! by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      But riots take place outside... In the sunlight... Isn't outside a hater of open-spurce software because it takes people away from it too?

  69. Affaire Americaine by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    '"This means that oil imported into the U.S. financed about 52 percent of the illegal surcharges paid to the Hussein regime ... These percentages roughly correspond to the percentages of Iraqi oil sent to the U.S. and elsewhere during this period," Berkovitz said '

    In other words, America accounted for more of the Oil for Food scams than everyone else combined, even excluding foreign proxies for Americans. I think the French word for that is "touché", or maybe "merde de taureau".

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    1. Re:Affaire Americaine by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, it just means that's where the oil ended up.

      Once again Dic Ruby spins and spins but won't go down the drain.

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    2. Re:Affaire Americaine by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      No, the US paid for its oil illegally, as it says a mere two sentences prior in the article to which I linked: "In all, Berkovitz said that the 525 million barrels of Iraqi oil -- about 660,000 barrels per day -- that ended up in U.S. hands during the two-year surcharge period amounted to $118 million in illegal surcharges paid to Iraq by the United States".

      The next two sentences say "Bayoil was responsible for importing 200 million of the 525 million barrels of oil received by the United States, he said. The committee singled out the U.S. Office of Foreign Assets Control, which the United Nations repeatedly warned about Bayoil's scheme".

      So you're just lying to attack me. You probably don't even hesitate long enough to click the link I posted. You don't care about Oil for Food, Iraq, the truth or anything else. You just lurk around waiting for a chance to call me childish names and lie about real matters that concern real adults. Get out of the way and take your petty vendettas out on yourself.

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    3. Re:Affaire Americaine by dhakbar · · Score: 1

      He couldn't miss a golden opportunity to post irrelevant, overzealous crap. That's just the way he rolls, fool.

    4. Re:Affaire Americaine by Air-conditioned+cowh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am amazed any government can come out with something like this. I have a feeling this is just to deflect attention from more subtle barriers to entry being created. The idea is the FSF, Mandriva, Redhat and any other business and organisation that feels threatend spends all their energy fighting this particular threat.

      It can't possibly become law. It's the "bad bill". The "good bill" is in there somewhere.

      For software companies to push to ban open source is a bit like publishing companies pushing government to ban blogs and school essays because they threaten their ability to sell books.

      Another aspect is that this also threatens the business interests of the companies that use open source in their business such as IBM and Novell. I'm sure they won't take this nonsense from the French government. Have they sent a letter to IBM in France threatening to sue them yet?

  70. Offtopic by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    Jealous of the cheese? Yes.

    Jealous of the war? Are you kidding?

    France has been through a LOT of war. Some of it kicking ass, some it getting kicked. But either way, France has historically spent a lot of time fighting wars.

    More so (over the longer perspective) than even the extremely violent superpower, the U.S.

    Send me some French cheese and wine please. Not to mention some French women, and a few good French chefs.

    But not, I'm definitely not jealous of the French wars :(

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    1. Re:Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote : Jealous of the war? Are you kidding?

      Yes, I was :(

  71. Que dites-vous? by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Vous n'avez aucune chance de survivre faites votre temps.

    1. Re:Que dites-vous? by BridgeBum · · Score: 1

      Damn, and I blew all my mod points earlier today. Funniest thing I've read today. :-)

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    2. Re:Que dites-vous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Response to your sig:

      101 and 113. Hope you are not using these for encryption ;-)

  72. bumper sticker.. by dbizzle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    reminds me of a bumper sticker i see everyday in the parking lot.. "France: Irrelevant for over 150 years."

  73. no, they understand by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Armed peasants and gillotene.

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  74. Misunderstanding? by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this is all just a misunderstanding and France isn't upset abut the actual terms of the license, but that the license isn't written in proper French legalese, and thus is a pox on the French language.

    1. Re:Misunderstanding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Maybe this is all just a misunderstanding and France isn't upset abut the actual terms of the license, but that the license isn't written in proper French legalese, and thus is a pox on the French language.

      What they're really upset about is that the initials "GPL" should be correctly ordered "LGP" in French, and they want the acronym changed. This has gone back and forth for years. Recently, the FSF has offerred to change it to the meaningless order "LPG", which has helped solve similar issues in the past, but some people are afraid that the license would then become confused with Liquid Propane Gas.

    2. Re:Misunderstanding? by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I thought halfway throught your post. Needless to say, it's better to stick to an acronym that doesn't already have a common meaning.

    3. Re:Misunderstanding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's Liquified Petroleum Gas in the U.K. ...

  75. Now If We Could Just Get Congress... by JohnPerkins · · Score: 1

    ...to officially change the name to Freedom Software...

    Hey- why doesn't someone hire Jerry Lewis as a free software spokesman?

  76. What's that sound? by jtorkbob · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, that's the fsffrance.com webserver surrendering to the /. bomb.

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  77. a damn fine lunch by londonblagger · · Score: 1

    ...yeah but....you gotta admit....they do good lunch....

  78. Joke? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Most Americans aren't even talking about the real country France. The sad thing is that the joke's on them.

  79. Wow by moonbender · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I didn't think it was possible, but seeing all these replies makes me kind of ashamed of being part of the Slashdot community. I mean, occasional trolls are one thing, but more than hundred posts of fresh new jokes and insightful rants about France, that's just really embarassing. Signal to noise was never this bad. And the only on-topic comments by people who bothered to read the article came down to this being sort of a non-issue.

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  80. OSS enemies smart move #64 by shywolf9982 · · Score: 1

    Ally with the powerful French in this war. (Oh wait, did we say French? DOH!!!)

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  81. Obviousman Award Of The Week by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    Wait... you mean the world is hypocritical when it picks on the USA?

    The deuce you say!

    I simply cannot imagine such a thing as the world outside the USA being a faultless, perfect, holy and unblemished paradise of higher beings who have no faults at all.

    Wow. I just broke my *own* sarcasm meter, and it's a top of the line Agilent.

    1. Re:Obviousman Award Of The Week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You describe exactly how the rest of the world percieves America views them. Only American is faultless and only you can do or set things right. That's unfortunate because the Big Wake-up is enroute and with the phenomenal rise of South East Asia (say, how's core military supplier and industrial powerhouse General Motors doing nowadays?) we're all just a little wary as to how much damage you'll do handling the transition to just another former empire.

    2. Re:Obviousman Award Of The Week by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      So everyone is ignorant. Big newsflash. People suck, dude. Doesn't matter where they are. *shrug* I'll be safely retired in Costa Rica with a villa and whores by the time SE Asia takes over anything. More power to them. Can they produce an OS that doesn't hang every nine seconds? I'll buy *two* copies.

    3. Re:Obviousman Award Of The Week by tricorn · · Score: 1

      "The great thing about hypocrisy is that once you accept it in yourself, you can still criticize it in others!"

    4. Re:Obviousman Award Of The Week by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Yes. Everyone in the world is a hypocrite. Even me. Even you. I never suggested otherwise.

  82. Great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is BY FAR the STUPIDEST article I have seen on /.

    Good job Zonk.

  83. We are NOT anti Free Software by this+great+guy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Let me tell you that the editorial's title ("France Hostile To Open Source Software?") is very misleading for a very simple reason: the anti Free Software statements have been made by the SNEP and SCPP, which are --guest what-- 2 lobbying groups created by various music companies. Here is a small list of companies belonging to those groups: Sony BMG, EMI, Universal, Warner Music France, Walt Disney Company, etc. Complete lists can be found on their websites:

    Those 2 lobbying groups are obviously anti-P2P (and they say it clearly on their respective websites) and that explains totally why they are so anti Free Software, knowing that BitTorrent as well as other popular P2P tools are Free Softwares. But in no way whatsoever have the French in general, or the France Government, made any anti Free Software statements. We all remember those various stories that prove quite the contrary !

    As a supporter of Free Software, and french citizen, I am quite sad to see this story posted on Slashdot. It just makes people have a bad opinion about us :(

    1. Re:We are NOT anti Free Software by llvllatrix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldnt worry. I dont think a single article will be enough to sway anyone's opinion on the populace of an entire country. Every country has wealthy fools who make decisions they shouldnt be making. In this regard, America is quite renowned.

    2. Re:We are NOT anti Free Software by sbwoodside · · Score: 1

      Let me tell you that the editorial's title ("France Hostile To Open Source Software?") is very misleading for a very simple reason: the anti Free Software statements have been made by the SNEP and SCPP, which are --guest what-- 2 lobbying groups created by various music companies.

      But the French government is going along with making the bill "urgent" which means that the french DMCA -- with this crazy rider making it impossible to have open source P2P apps -- is going to be voted on before christmas.

      There's no rush, so why is the French govt rushing it?

      --simon

    3. Re:We are NOT anti Free Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It just makes people have a bad opinion about us :(

      Don't worry about it, people will have a bad opinion about you either way.

  84. What are they thinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they upset because the Americans stopped calling it French software?

  85. What is the position... by llvllatrix · · Score: 1

    ...of the English Ministry of Silly Walks on OSS?

  86. Actually they lost there as well. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LPayed 6.5 million
    Made New zealand rapid about anti-nuclear.
    They where anti nuclear before the sinking, buit the pretty much cemented it.
    Finally:
    "Operation SATANIC was a public relations disaster.."
    you think? who the hell allowed it to be called that? I mean, it could have brought world peace, and that name still would have made it a public relations nightmare.

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    1. Re:Actually they lost there as well. by b0bby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, but that wouldn't have been as funny...

    2. Re:Actually they lost there as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their agents were also captured, prosecuted, and imprisoned on a French-aligned tropical island for their actions. Then, the two agents were allowed to go free. Yeah, they definitely lost on that one.

      Just like the time their ambassador to New Zealand was driving drunk, on the wrong side of the road, and killed an entire family. He was withdrawn from New Zealand, and that was the last said of it.

  87. No Worries... by jack_csk · · Score: 1

    We will just name those open source software as "free software", just like the good old freedom fries.
    Oh, wait...

  88. "access to culture" == ripping Britney Spears by alienmole · · Score: 1

    It appears that "access to culture" is FSF France's phrase to describe circumventing DRM - so e.g. ripping a Britney Spears CD qualifies as "access to culture" (counterintuitive as that may seem!)

    The phrase probably resonates in France what with all the emphasis on preserving & celebrating French culture. (Message to France: just surrender to US cultural imperialism already, you know you want to!)

    It's a wonderfully loaded phrase, as in "you don't want to deny the people access to culture, do you?"

  89. Figures This Would Become a Big Political Mudsling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey people "Can't we all just get along?" Enough of this French Vs. The United States crap. Leave that to the professional politicians in both countries. This is a threat to both countries in terms of Free Open Source Software. The real question is not which country is better, we have the Olympics for that... but which software is better, and how are we as a community going to defend that software.

  90. better french translation by sbwoodside · · Score: 2, Informative

    My own translations.

    from http://www.infos-du-net.com/actualite/5760-loi-DAD VSI.html :

    The law covers "the act of circumventing technical measures (of protection) or making available methods permitting such circumvention, understood that these methods have a limited commercial purpose or a limited use for purposes other than circumvention."

    So, the law, if passed, will make it illegal to circumvent these protections, to make software that is capable of circumventing or that makes it easier to circumvent, its possession, promotion of such a system, communication for the same purpose, all with a penalty of 300 000 euros and 3 years in prison.

    from http://www.infos-du-net.com/actualite/5837-logicie ls-libres.html :

    "You will stop the publication of software [...] [We are ready to] pursue the authors of Free software who continue to divulge their source code [...]". On 18 nov 2005, at the Culture ministry, the SACEM took the world to court.

    SACEM is attacking Free software? This is not a fantasy, it's a reality supported by SNEP and SCPP, two other powerful defenders of music and the rights of authors in France. But where is the connection between these different guardians of culture and software? The answer is simply the vote on the amendment "VU/SACEM/BSA/FT Division Contenus" of the DADVSI law that we've talked so much about these last few weeks.

    [...]

    Pressure on the government:

    The last meeting of the Commission Sirinelli of the CSPLA (superior advisors on intellectual property) finally ended in an agitated debate with three powerful organizations opposed against the advocates for Free software.

    For Christophe Espern, the representative of Creative Commons France and co-founder of EUCD.INFO, the debate was nonsensical. "How can people pretend to defend culture and at the same time seek to stop the only software that allows everyone to access it? In my opinion, the contradiction is obvious: their intention is to control the public; culture is just a pretext."

    But for SNEP and SCPP the objective is simple and clear: "You will change your licenses".

    For whatever reason, the government is maintaining that the adoption of this bill is "urgent", which brings it to the forefront of debate and gives it priority treatment. As far as why it's so urgent - some people are asking why it's so urgent to pass a plan on intellectual property when the social issues related to the riots requires a national debate - nothing seems to justify this sudden interest in a subject unless it's the economic pressure of these powerful groups.

    The amendment didn't have to be proposed immediately, but a special meeting was held on Nov 25, and the decision now rests in the hands of the Parliament.

    *** This post is under CC-BY. Please feel free to edit/improve it***

  91. Software or content? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Are they fighting about content al RIAA or are they simply representing commerical software companies?

  92. Thanks for the clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I could, I'd mod you up to 6.

  93. Time for another revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So MS has its tentacles in the French government?

    That is not surprising, since they have no scruples to destroy innovation and freeedom in other countries (such as South Korea). Its time for the FOSS community to lobby governemnts in earnest and stem this tide of MS goons from taking over the computing world entirely.

    Lobby, lobby, lobby. Its the only way to defeat the Juggernaut that is MS.

  94. Babelfish Translation by zaguar · · Score: 1

    For all money, thanks Gates, Bill . Fuck Off, source open now.

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  95. The SlashDUPE effect by leereyno · · Score: 4, Informative

    This isn't the first time I've seen someone submit something that is a gross misrepresentation of the truth.

    The French government is NOT attacking free software. Rather groups within the entertainment industry are attacking P2P software that is distributed for free. This is a copyright infringement case. The fact that the industry goons are attacking free software is incidental. What is particularly telling is the way that this article is written. The author talks about "access to culture" when what he's really talking about is the ability to freely violate copyright law. Someone who wasn't paying close attention might mistakenly assume that the "culture" in question is in fact the free software that is under attack. I'm sure that this confusion is quite intentional.

    The slashdot editors seem to be vulnerable to propaganda that plays upon their own fears. I could probably create a fake site with a story declaring that the RIAA had begun hiring contract killers to execute the defendants in their copyright suits and slashdot would publish a link to it.

    Forget the slashdot effect, cases like this deserve a name all their own, the SlashDUPE effect.

    Lee

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    1. Re:The SlashDUPE effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I could probably create a fake site with a story declaring that the RIAA had begun hiring contract killers to execute the defendants in their copyright suits and slashdot would publish a link to it.

      Only if you could somehow arrange for Beatles-Beatles to submit it.

    2. Re:The SlashDUPE effect by horza · · Score: 2, Informative

      The French government is NOT attacking free software.

      From the translation kindly provided below, "... government is maintaining that the adoption of this bill is "urgent"..."

      Rather groups within the entertainment industry are attacking P2P software that is distributed for free. This is a copyright infringement case. The fact that the industry goons are attacking free software is incidental.

      And so? It's not uncommon for governments to slip something so-called incidentally within another bill. The UK government does it, and the EU Commission hid the software patent act in a Fisheries and Agriculture Bill.

      It doesn't stop the fact you are wrong on both counts. (1) the government is supporting the Bill hence attacking free software and (b) the fact it's incidental doesn't stop the fact they are doing it.

      In effect they are trying to create an anti-DeCSS law, which would effectively cut out all Linux boxes from playing DVDs legally, but could possibly be widened to include censoring search engines such as Google. Co-incidence just before Bluray and the new HD-DVD formats come out?

      Phillip.

    3. Re:The SlashDUPE effect by carpevita · · Score: 1

      What is confusing to people here is probably the word "culture", which, in the US, is understood to be something that grows in the back of the fridge.

    4. Re:The SlashDUPE effect by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Getting a bit off topic here, but I'd like to see courts take something like "the EU Commission hid the software patent act in a Fisheries and Agriculture Bill" and only allow the software patent part to be applied to software pertaining *directly* to Fisheries and Agriculture. I suppose such riders are allowed through because *all* the legislators involved have their own pet projects and don't want to risk them by preventing someone else's rider from being attached to some irrelevant bill.

      The "RealID" thing in the US is another prime example of that stupidity - no Senator or Congressman would risk voting against an appropriations bill allocating money to the troops in Iraq and to the tsunami victims, so that's a perfect vehicle for getting RealID passed when it had already been thrown out a couple of times.

    5. Re:The SlashDUPE effect by Renaud · · Score: 1

      The author talks about "access to culture" when what he's really talking about is the ability to freely violate copyright law.

      No, "access to culture" in the article context means the ability to use something like VLC to access DRM'ed content such as DVDs.
      That would be made illegal in the bill.

  96. I object. by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forcing monitors to duel is cruel and inhumane. This blood sport should be outlawed and people like you put in jail!

  97. access to culture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears that publishing Free Software giving access to culture is about to become a counterfeiting criminal offence.

    Well, no problem there then: there hasn't been any French culture for a century, so there is no danger that open source software will be used to access any. :-)

  98. Unseen by twitter · · Score: 1
    Nice to see that the US doesn't have a monopoly on loony government agencies and legislation..

    What makes you think M$ did not have a hand in this? Name the big French software publisher that wants to quash it's competitors and I might think this is somehow different from the DMCA and other stupid laws. While the US might not have a monopoly on digital bad laws, US monopoly business is certainly one of the leading causes.

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    1. Re:Unseen by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Yes, but while it is one thing to pass laws here in the U.S. that try to protect the American commercial software industry (and Hollywood), it makes little sense to do so outside of the U.S. Can you imagine the uproar in the United States if Congress started passing laws that upheld foreign companies at the expense of U.S. citizens? U.S. politics are convoluted and often corrupt, but at least when you pinpoint the special interest group that is being favored by the law it isn't a *foreign* special interest group.

      If French politicians can be bought to the extent that they will push the agenda of foreign corporations then the French really don't have anyone to blame but themselves. I mean, seriously, that's just crazy.

    2. Re:Unseen by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      The French have a very strong domestic media lobby and they do have a very politically influential film industry. The only reason it's still alive is because of massive governmnet subsidies (about 50% of an average film's production costs) and laws very friendly to them.

      I'm saddened, but not shocked, to hear this come out of France. After all, France has never been a bastion of free speech or independant media (though they love to push their culture around, much like the large belligerent country on the other side of the pond that I reside in).

    3. Re:Unseen by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. That explains why they keep talking about "culture," instead of media. It also explains why politicians in France would be interested in passing such a law.

  99. HTML and XML? by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

    We'll pretend you said SGML and XML first of all. Now then, SGML and XML are not programming languages, and cannot be used to create programs. They are not executed.

    1. Re:HTML and XML? by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      Depends on your definition of "executed", I guess. If bash or Python scripts count, then I'd imagine that ANT or XSLT do too.

    2. Re:HTML and XML? by pla · · Score: 1

      First of all... Why the hell did I get rated "Offtopic"? Perhaps "overrated" makes sense, but I very much posted on the topic presented. Sigh. Whatever. No use bitching about Slashdot mods, for all I know we have a French telecom industry fanboy group almost as strong as our Apple fanboy club.


      Anyway...


      SGML and XML are not programming languages, and cannot be used to create programs. They are not executed.

      I very deliberately said "HTML" because you write it as text, and it magically turns into something else when interpreted in the correct way. They may lack flow control, but you can very legitimately consider them a means of issuing commands to the CPU, however indirectly.

      The point I meant to make (and apparently failed miserably) involved the ambiguity of just what does count as a programming "language". Does a <B> tag not act as an "instruction", of sorts, that commands the HTML "interpreter" to write the following text bolded?

      For that matter, doesn't plain ordinary English - sorry, French - text count as a form of "programming", a VERY symbolic set of instructions that our brains "intepret" into a meaningful experience relative to our own consciousness?


      Not even getting that "deep", I could establish an entire continuum of examples that make such a law absolutely absurd. Even going the other way - How about if I wrote a program directly in machine language using a hex editor - The binary would count as its own source code. And reducing that to the more realistic case of coding in assembly, which translates (almost) directly into the final executable code... Legal or illegal?

    3. Re:HTML and XML? by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

      "I very deliberately said "HTML" because you write it as text, and it magically turns into something else when interpreted in the correct way."

      Uh huh, but how is that different from any other SGML markup exactly? HTML is not a special magical SGML markup, by definition any other SGML markup can do anything HTML can.

      Your point has already been dealt with in the past anyways. We already define what a programming language is and is not. Distinctions are made between different kinds of computer languages (programming languages, markup languages, etc) right now.

    4. Re:HTML and XML? by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

      Python and bash do not go together like that. Python source code is in fact compiled into python bytecode (or java bytecode if you wish) and executed in that form, shells don't do this, they just interpret the commands line by line as they go.

      There's more to what is a programming language and what isn't than simply being executed though, I was simply pointing out that what he was saying was wrong. And while XSLT may well qualify as a programming language, it is not XML. XML is a markup language, creating a programming language (XSLT) on top of XML doesn't turn XML into a programming language.

    5. Re:HTML and XML? by pla · · Score: 1

      We already define what a programming language is and is not. Distinctions are made between different kinds of computer languages (programming languages, markup languages, etc) right now.

      I still think you've missed my point. Okay, perhaps I went too far it jumping right to HTML (or "any other SGML markup", I don't really care which - The distinction doesn't matter here).

      So two examples...

      Postscript - Markup or programming language? Although used almost exclusively as a print-time markup language, it *does* support general recursion. And the source code equals the executable code.

      Perl - I don't think anyone would disagree that this counts as a programming language, yet you can't distinguish between the source code and the executable code, because it (almost) always runs under interpretation (well, okay, compiled Perl does exist, but as more of a curiosity than anything really used). Would the French really outlaw the second most commonly used programming language on the planet?


      If you want to set an arbitrary limit such as "general recursive", fine, we can do that. But don't think that politicians grasp that distinction, nor will any law explicitly consider it. And even if we do use such a qualifier, that still leaves a huge question mark over all the languages that generally run under interpretation.

    6. Re:HTML and XML? by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

      "Okay, perhaps I went too far it jumping right to HTML (or "any other SGML markup", I don't really care which - The distinction doesn't matter here)."

      I was making the destinction because saying "HTML or XML" doesn't make sense. XML and SGML are on the same "level". Just like HTML and XHTML are. HTML being the SGML markup created for web, and XHTML being the XML markup created for web. None of the above are programming languages, however you could make a programming language on top of either SGML or XML.

      "Perl - I don't think anyone would disagree that this counts as a programming language, yet you can't distinguish between the source code and the executable code, because it (almost) always runs under interpretation (well, okay, compiled Perl does exist, but as more of a curiosity than anything really used). Would the French really outlaw the second most commonly used programming language on the planet?"

      Well, the wording is about licenses, not about wether or not the source code and the executable are seperate. And its not the French, its the French version of the RIAA.

      "If you want to set an arbitrary limit such as "general recursive", fine, we can do that. But don't think that politicians grasp that distinction, nor will any law explicitly consider it"

      Why would you assume that? Laws explicitly consider things like this all the time. There are legal definitions for all sorts of things, why would programming languages be different? We define what is murder, what is theft, what is a "weapon" in the context of assault charges. So why wouldn't they also define what is a programming language if they tried to outlaw one (which isn't the case here anyways)?

  100. I'm French Canadian by xutopia · · Score: 2, Informative

    And I can understand French. The French article this is based on though is cryptic. It seems *they* are trying to lobby parliament to have some control over p2p programs. They want to have some form of control over all p2p programs (checking who downloads what, who makes what available) and would like to make it so that p2p programs cannot be open sourced so as to circumvent methods of stopping IP theft.

    1. Re:I'm French Canadian by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

      So which is wrong? The article-poster's description?

      or are they actually going to make it illegal to make ANY form of open source software? (not just p2p apps).

      I can understand the need to pass legislation to attempt to grasp further control or capabilities for prosecuting copyright infringers, specifically in regards to open source p2p apps.

      However, good luck! Users will still find other ways to share their data, that is what the internet is intended for ya know... sharing data!

      For them to make ALL F/OSS illegal, is out-right moronic, especially for perfectly useful/legal types of software.

      --
      the only permanence in existence, is the impermanence of existence.
  101. Re:No biggie...Let's go commercial! by symbolic · · Score: 2, Funny


    Instead of giving the software away for free, by all means, sell it. But then, you can take advantage of a very common commercial gimmick, the big players have come to rely on: the mail-in rebate.

    The open source community can develop the first commercial entity to offer 100% rebates. Or, forget the mail-in stuff altogether - make it an instant rebate at the time of purchase.

  102. Ok, some much needed clarification... by Renaud · · Score: 5, Informative

    The original poster is extremely confused, at best.

    What the story really is:

    - Content industry pressures Europe into having their own version of the american DMCA, the EUCD. It passes.
    - The EUCD, as a European directive, needs to be transcribed into every EU member state law.
    - France is late transcribing the EUCD into national law and gets fined several times about it.
    - The French government starts transcribing EUCD requirements into national law, and gets "friendly advice" about how to do it from (basically) Vivendi Universal and the (influential) french movie & arts industry, and none from the (non vocal and lower influence ) french tech & net industry.
    - The EUCD has mostly the same provisions as the DMCA (don't break DRMs, etc) , but the French content industry (backed by US DRM solutions vendors) wants to go further : make DRM support mandatory for basically all software that enables peer-to-peer file swapping, including audio streaming software (to plug the Stationripper hole)

    It is that step further (making DRM mandatory) which is inherently incompatible with Open Source software, and threatens to make things like Icecast illegal, that has brought up a stir.

    The bill is scheduled for parliament vote on December 22th. More info at http://eucd.info/

  103. ...one more reason to hate France? by jollyroger1210 · · Score: 1

    Is this propaganda trying to get the mostly US population on /. to hate France? Could just be a comspiracy theory thoough.

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  104. google bombing by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This particular search is a well known google bomb that is said to have been instigated by Wbush et friends, when trying to sell his Holy Crusade to Irak (from Wikipedia)....

    It is elsewhere attributed to a Mr Cox.

    Another example of his (Mr Cox) successfull Google Bombing are "weapons of mass destruction" that was sending to a nicely crafted 404 page.(http://news.scotsman.com/scitech.cfm?id=7312 72003)

    Also of note are "miserable failure", that sent you directly to W Bush latest Biography, and "litigious bastards" , that directed you to SCO...

    After this small precision, I would like to be the first to welcome our French Neighbours, 52nd state of the USA, by the will of our Overlords Microsoft and Vivendi Universal....

    It's gonna be much harder to have fun at the french, now that we have so much in common....

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    It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
  105. Re:Figures This Would Become a Big Political Mudsl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    liberal scum like you burn in hell

  106. *ahem* by torstenvl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just so you know, France's government isn't liberal. Google "Jean-Marie Le Pen" for the historical details, but they basically had to choose between doppelgangern of Gee-Dub or Pat Buchannon, and chose Bush's counterpart.

    As for this legislation, it seems to outlaw free software using the internet, under the notion that free software can be modified to remove restrictions on what you do with copyrighted material.

    I feel disdain even saying these things to you. I doubt anyone here is familiar with the French Constitution, which requires laws to be reviewed by the Constitutional Committee before they can be enforced. The CC includes former Presidents and legal minds NOT involved in politics. It's kind of like a pre-emptive Supreme Court, and it would almost certainly not approve.

    Of course, the likelihood of this amendment passing is low. There was a fuss about this in the U.S., too, when DRM first started being a big issue.

    Trust me, the Ministry of Culture is laughed at by most of the government. Considering that the French government is encouraging open-source software (trust me, I know, I have worked with IT professionals in France on database conversions), and that OSS contributes to France's economy significantly, I very very seriously doubt this will be an issue.

    I guess maybe I should go on an America-bashing tirade because of your proposed amendments to variously ban gay marriage and rename yourselves "The United States of Earth."

    1. Re:*ahem* by stinerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just so you know, France's government isn't liberal. Google "Jean-Marie Le Pen" for the historical details, but they basically had to choose between doppelgangern of Gee-Dub or Pat Buchannon, and chose Bush's counterpart.

      Just so you know, Chirac is to the left of most Democrats in the USA. Hence the "liberal" moniker.

    2. Re:*ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The United States of Earth."

      I like the ring of that!

      Thanks,
      W

    3. Re:*ahem* by frankm_slashdot · · Score: 1

      for the record, i would have modded you up +1 underratted.... but i think i can do better with a pat on the back. hopefully someone else reads it and mods it up. then again, highly modded comments may not be something you care about. anyway.

      if what you're saying is true - and believe me, im about as unknowlegable about the french as the rest of america - this is a pretty big relief. thanks for the heads up.

    4. Re:*ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then again, 99% of all politicians in European countries are left of all but your so-called communist party. Put in other terms, your fringe left would be considered frothing-at-the-mouth conservative in, say, Sweden or Finland.

    5. Re:*ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the left of most American democrats? On what issues? He opposes gay civil unions, and this spring tried to efface a national holiday.

      Socially, he doesn't go so far as the "Keep France for the French" neo-fascist export-everyone-who-isn't-white philosophy of Le Pen, but he isn't a fan of them either, hence the segregation that led to the riots. He also fought the PACS pretty hard. That's socially right of most Democrats and even a few Republicans.

      Fiscally, he's responsible for the privatization of Air France. Bush, of course, keeps bailing out Amtrak. Chirac also watches deficits (the aforementioned trying-to-get-people-to-work-on-a-holiday was to make up for the hit the economy took from the health care crisis caused by all the heat-induced deaths a year and a half ago). I'd say that puts him fiscally to the right of about ALL neo-conservatives (who aren't as worried about fiscal responsibility as traditional American Republicans), and also many Democrats.

      Just because he didn't want to go to war with Iraq doesn't mean he's on the left. If you want to comment on French politics, I'd suggest going and living in France for a bit, maybe?

    6. Re:*ahem* by stinerman · · Score: 1

      He opposes gay civil unions

      Most Democrats do. Especially those that have constituencies in the South.

      I agree that on social issues, he'd probably be somewhere near the center of American politics, but on economics, he's a leftist on our scale. Chirac would never think of trying to dismantle the French welfare/social security system, nor would he try to eliminate the universal health care there. Could you imagine a "conservative" being amenable to socialized health care?

    7. Re:*ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We wish to control big business so as to secure among other things good wages for the wage-workers and reasonable prices for the consumers." -- Theodore Roosevelt, Republican American President, 1912, We Stand At Armageddon

      "Every man holds his property subject to the general right of the community to regulate its use to whatever degree the public welfare may require it." -- Theodore Roosevelt, Republican American President, 31 August 1910, Speech at Osawatomie

      "Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are ... a few ... Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or business man from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, Republican American President, 8 Nov 1954, in a letter to his brother, Edgar Newton Eisenhower

      No. I absolutely cannot imagine a Republican being amenable to socialized anything.</sarcasm>

      Some politicians are intelligent enough to understand that they cannot successfully get rid of hugely popular programs in one fell swoop. Bush isn't that intelligent, which is why he is pushing (unsucessfully I might add) for a ground-up reform of social security. Chirac is, which is why he realizes that the majority of his countrymen dislike his government, and which is why he tries to (gasp -- shocking for a democracy! </sarcasm>) follow the will of the people.

      Also realize that France is more democratic than the U.S. The French have a constitutional right to strike, so if the Administration does something exceedingly unpopular, they can literally shut down the country. It's amazing what a rail system strike will do in a country without semi trucks. That's why the "minimum service" issue is so controversial. You do know what I'm talking about, right? Because if you don't follow French politics, then you come off looking very absurd. It's not good to pretend to know what you're talking about when you are in fact ignorant. Especially since you don't seem to be aware that in France, "social security" = "universal health care". That, or you were just being a dolt and trying to make your position stronger by saying the same thing in two different ways. Go google "sécurité sociale." You may want to use Google's translation service; your ignorance of French government leads me to assume that you probably cannot speak the language very well.

      I disagree with your statement that "most" Democrats are opposed to gay civil unions. If they were, a Federal amendment would have been added when the issue first came up, during the Clinton administration. If nearly all Republicans are against it (they are) and most Democrats are against it (as you claim) then gay civil unions would not be a major political issue. It is, in fact, a major political issue. Therefore, it is deductively valid to conclude that you're full of shit.

      I don't mean to be so abusive, but you're really making it hard to be nice to you. Nothing you say is backed up by any logical argument, you just make blind assertions which betray your ignorance of French government.

      Note: The fact that I disapprove of the parents' blatant narrow-minded ignorance does not mean that I prefer French-style democracy to American-style. As a student of law, I very much appreciate the existence of the Federal judiciary and the use of common law, which allows for law to be established via disciplined reason rather than demogogical mob rule. This doesn't quite exist in France -- even the CC is made up partly of former Presidents, so it is more democratic and less meritocratic than any Federal Circuit court or the Supreme Court in the U.S.

    8. Re:*ahem* by torstenvl · · Score: 1

      I would be very surprised to see this pass. If you were the French government, and you had the choice of promoting Mandriva Linux (Mandriva is a French company) or Microsoft Windows (Microsoft is, of course, an American company), and especially if you were having a few fiscal problems and had to keep getting exceptions to EU rules about deficits, what would you do?

      Just some food for thought. It would be very much against France's self-interest to pass this. They tend to be pretty shrewd about such things.

    9. Re:*ahem* by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Nah-nah-naah, not listening, hearing or comprehending. NIH, nah, nah, nah...

  107. Extraterritoriality by overshoot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This, were it to pass, would effectively shut out France and French OSS developers while not changing a damn thing anywhere else. OSS will still be available to anyone in France who wishes to download it, but France will have been cut out of a large and quickly growing segment of the tech industry.

    It would indeed affect everyone else. France has, in the past, had no reservations about enforcing its own censorship laws outside of their borders. Put another way: if you can somehow get access to something from France, the government of France claims jurisdiction.

    How will they even route their Internet traffic?

    I think that problem will solve itself when there isn't any.

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    Lacking <sarcasm> tags, /. substitutes moderation as "Troll."
    1. Re:Extraterritoriality by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think that the extradition trial wouldn't go well for the French.

      I can see it now, on CNN: "An American college student was arrested today for putting the source code for software on the Internet today. Source code can be thought of as a 'recipie' for software, which the student wrote himself, and provided to anyone interested without cost. While he commited no crime in the United States, nor has he ever visited Europe, the French government wants to prosecute him for copyright violations"

      Americans are a fickle lot, and publically call for sanctions against a country that used public caning as a punishment for the crimes a young man committed in a foreign land.

      The backlash against a country (espescially France) that tries to extradite an American who used his 'freedom of the press' would be extreme.

      While the Lawyers of US corporations (such as Electronic Arts) write threatening letters to foreign persons for violating the DMCA, it's nothing but hot air -- the DMCA has no force outside the US; every judge know quite well that it's not legal to prosecute someone outside the US for doing something outside the US. (There are actually quite a few bittorrent search sites that post the threats from EA, their response, etc. -- Apparently, no actual prosecution has ever happened.) The original Napster was shut down because it was in the US; were it in Sweden, I doubt the outcome would have been the same.

      The US can't extradite/prosecute a Dutch guy for "possession of Marajuana", when the only time he was "posessed" the drug was in Amsterdam.

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      -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
  108. Answer: by overshoot · · Score: 1
    What can you expect from a nation that has 300 kinds of cheese?

    Whine and crackpots, of course.

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    Lacking <sarcasm> tags, /. substitutes moderation as "Troll."
    1. Re:Answer: by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      crackpots

      You mispelled crackers, I think

  109. For those who can't read French... by acaspis · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's an explanation of how this relates to free software.

    - The french Parliament will soon vote on DADVSI, the national version of the european EUCD, which is a copy of the american DMCA. The vote is scheduled to take place at night just before Christmas, under an emergency procedure, while nobody is paying attention. This, in itself, is making people angry.

    - SACEM/SNEP/SCPP (the french equivalent of the RIAA) is lobbying for an amendment which reads very much like the american SSSCA/CBDTPA. This amendment can be understood as making DRM mandatory in any software which is ever used to violate copyright laws. That means FTP servers, web servers, etc. Since DRM in source code is easily circumvented, our RIAA could claim that any publisher of an open-source media player or file server is not doing their best to comply with this law.

    - SSSCA/CBDTPA was rejected in the USA. Hopefully the FSF's press release will help defeat the french version as well.

    AC

  110. Online Petition by vagabond_gr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is an online petition against the bill here. It started today and there are already 2087 signatures by individuals and 40 by organisations. Go on and sign.

  111. Use Code, Go To Jail by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    There is a lot of french bassed open sores out there. Anybody write a book on software design in france, you would be lible. Anyone demonstrating software data flow, you would be in trouble. Anybody who did this outside of France, and entered France would be in trouble.

    Maybe a key business deal from Redmond went further than expected?

    1. Re:Use Code, Go To Jail by chawly · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but we'd spell it correctly - and you gotta start someplace.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  112. American "cheese" by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

    A variety of contending opinions? More than we expect from a country which calls those little orangeish squares of god-only-knows-what-edible-oil-byproduct they melt on burgers "cheese".

    --
    None of them can see the clouds; The polished wings don't care.
  113. Please explain the difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I can use "dd" to read a "protected" CD, is it to be banned? What about the libraries it uses? What about the Linux kernel, since it has device drivers which allow accessing protected media on removable drives?

    I hope you see the problem is bigger than you let on.

  114. fbi approved software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we (yes i'am french) won't be allowed to developp some GPL'd anti drm software but in us you won't be allowed to run gpl'd secured communication software!
    http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2005/12/fbi_ to_approve_1.html

    The difference is that this fcc rule is already passed !

    1. Re:fbi approved software? by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 1

      The US Govt is likely using that rule to have backdoors installed in software, but you wont see Americans being arrested for using privacy software unless they were using it to do something really bad (in which case a citation for use of outlaw software is the least of their problems). Arresting law abiding citizens for wanting to keep their conversation private is REALLY bad publicity.

  115. Guardians of Culture Past by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 1
    I just can't understand why I seem to be the only one who recognizes events like these as opportunity.

    Never before in the history of mankind have the custodians of one culture so clearly, unambiguously, and intentionally pulled their own culture aside to make way for a replacement. This is an opportunity pummeling us across the face. Why can't we see it?

    Or maybe they've just got us so figured-out; if they tell us we can't have their lame-as-hell, out-dated, chocolate-fluff culture, we'll just want it all the more.

    Peoples, please.

    If the Guardians of Culture Past have decreed that we are not to share in the culture they created, let it be so. We need to create our own culture, and share it among ourselves in a way that the previous culture could only dream of. If they themselves have decreed that their culture is to be shared only by a few deserving, privleged, wealthy individuals, why do we argue so? Why do we keep complaining that they need to get a new business model; one that allows us to share in their culture. Have we no culture of our own?

    Let their culture die, on 8-track tape and 78RPM vinyl, locked away in DRM-protected artifacts for DRM-protected artifacts that aren't even worth keeping in the attic for the grandkids. They are insisting we must. Surely they know the point of writing it down is to pass it along. Clearly they know something about their own culture they know shouldn't be passed along to the next generation. Perhaps we should be polite, and just not ask.

    I might even miss some of their culture a bit. From what I heard, Glen Miller was pretty good. But I refuse to give up my culture for the opportunity to buy, borrow, or steal a piece of theirs. And it's not healthy for you to relinquish yours either.

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    The thing about things we don't know is we often don't know we don't know them.

  116. Napoleon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because France only conquered most of Europe :-P

    1. Re:Napoleon by Rimbo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Because France only conquered most of Europe :-P

      Ahh, but you could say the same about the Germans and Japanese in WW2, and where are those holdings now? They lost the war, and the holdings they'd conquered along with it. If your holdings don't survive the war you acquire them, it doesn't count. Now if you lose 'em at some point later, that's a different thing.

      Compare this with what Ying Zheng (aka Qin Shi Huang) accomplished. The lands he conquered, stayed conquered. The borders he defined by his empire ca. 200BC pretty much remain to this day.

  117. more accurate translation by sbwoodside · · Score: 1

    You wrote: "L'amendement "VU / SACEM / BSA / FT Division Contenus" au projet de loi DADVSI cherche à assimiler à un délit de contrefaçon l'édition, la diffusion et la promotion de tout logiciel susceptible d'être utilisé pour mettre à disposition des informations protégées par le droit d'auteur et n'intégrant pas un dispositif de contrôle et de traçage de l'usage privé." (source)

    my translation:

    The amendment "VU/SACEM/BSA/FT Division Contenus" for the DADVSI bill seeks to include into copyright infrigement the creation, dissemination, and promotion of all software that can be used to read IP-protected media and that does not integrate a method to control and trace this use by private individuals.

    ***This post licensed under CC-BY***

  118. This sounds insane... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    This sounds insane...

    ...even for the French!

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  119. "Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood" by Knaldgas · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Banning free software?

    This is actually quite funny, coming from a nation that, more than 200 years ago, revolted against the "elite" and demanded liberty and equality.
    Didn't they get it then?

  120. Yes, another Internet myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Wikipedia:

    Fanciful stories of how the pastry was created are modern culinary legends. These include tales that it was invented in Vienna in 1683 to celebrate the defeat of the Turkish siege of the city, as a reference to the crescents on the Turkish flags, when bakers staying up all night heard the tunneling operation and gave the alarm; tales linking croissants with the kifli and the siege of Bucharest in 1686; and those detailing Marie Antoinette's hankering after a Viennese specialty. Alan Davidson, editor of the Oxford Companion to Food states that no printed recipe for the present-day croissant appears in any French recipe book before the early 20th century; the earliest French reference to a croissant he found was among the "fantasy or luxury breads" in Payen's Des substances alimentaires, 1853.

    The "Siege of Vienna" story seems to owe its wide diffusion to Alfred Gottschalk, who wrote about the croissant for the first (1938) edition of the Larousse Gastronomique. Gottschalk first cited the legend about the Turkish attack on Budapest in 1686, in the "history of food" section in the same work, he opted for the "siege of Vienna in 1683" version.

  121. How does that... by angrytuna · · Score: 1

    jibe with this?

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    It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

  122. Re:It's France. -- If Homer were French by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    What can you expect from a nation that has 300 kinds of cheese?

    If Homer were French: Mmmmmmmm cheese.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  123. Re:No biggie...Let's go commercial! by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

    Doing so would violate the existing GPL and the French would just respond by charging you added-value tax.

  124. I RTFA and I still confused. by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can anyone explain how this has anything to do with "Culture"?
    I guess we can soon mark France off the list of "free" countries. You can't publish your own software with source? What about websites since the "source" for XHTML, CSS, and HTML are by nature open?
    Will French websites soon be illegal?

    --
    See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    1. Re:I RTFA and I still confused. by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 1

      I'm making a wild guess... but... The French in general and the French Canadians as well, are very concious of perserving french culture in an atmosphere of americanization. Despite the US Govt's recent buffoonery on the international scene, the USA is a HUGE cultural exporter. Movies, music, fashion, food, you name it. The French, in particular, pride themselves on being good at that culture stuff and take issue with Eminem, McDonalds and Coke stealing the brains of its children. Consequently they make all sorts of laws and regulations intended to keep France "French". I'm not sure if its still the case, but back in the mid 90's French scientists recieving govt funds were required to publish all work in French first (This was a HUGE! issue because nearly all important international journals are in English... The lingua Franca of science and culture). In Quebec there are all sorts of requlations regarding signeage. IIRC, business signs must be in French and english translations have to be in much smaller text.

    2. Re:I RTFA and I still confused. by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's really a wild guess (and a wrong one ;)). I have hesitated to submit the story myself a few days ago and I should have because this summary is (once again) very misleading (but I'm getting accustomed).

      The DADVSI law project is really the adaptation of the EUCD European directive, which is itself the european DMCA. Yeah, we can thank our european leaders who enjoy copying stupid american laws like DMCA and SW patents... Anyway..

      While keeping all the badness of DMCA (forbidden reverse engineering, etc.), there's something more: if your software allows DRMs to be circumvented, then it is illegal. The problem with Free Software is that, by nature, you can change it, so DRMs could always be circumvented. So the "obvious" solution to those RIAA-like (SACEM & co) fuckers is to make them illegal.

      There's nothing about "french culture" here, really, and please, French people don't have much in common with Quebeckers (I'm seeing many analogies that are totally out of place). When they (i.e: SACEM & co) talk about culture, they talk about Hollywood movies and the latest Madonna hit just as much as french movies & music. It's just an anti-piracy measure.

      The problem is that their lobby is strong. They just are the same RIAA-like bastards... they should shoot themselves, the world would be better off.

      Not much to add, as a french free software developper, you can imagine I'm quite angry at them (and at our government) right now (and I've been for some time... if only it could be avoided like software patents, but I have very little faith here).

    3. Re:I RTFA and I still confused. by eburkitt · · Score: 1

      ...if your software allows DRMs to be circumvented, then it is illegal. The problem with Free Software is that, by nature, you can change it, so DRMs could always be circumvented.

      And so we watch a bad idea metastasize right before our eyes. Ever more draconian measures are taken to (attempt to) enforce the unenforceable. Kind of like the war on drugs although, so far, no one's been killed over copyright.

      -eb-
      --
      Freedom means letting other people do things you don't like.
    4. Re:I RTFA and I still confused. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if its still the case, but back in the mid 90's French scientists recieving govt funds were required to publish all work in French first (This was a HUGE! issue because nearly all important international journals are in English...
      You have it backwards. What happenned is that some researchers were told by the Pasteur Institute to submit materials to be published by their journal in english. Then, they rose a stink about it, and eventually the Pasteur Institute cancelled their policy.
  125. Quelqu'un nous a établis la bombe. by hedley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pour la grande justice.

  126. One More Step Required... by Morosoph · · Score: 1
    French programmers could just develop their software under assumed pen-names and publish their free software on servers overseas outside of the French government's jurisdiction.
    They'll need to donate the ownership of the code, or else they can't enforce copyright.
    1. Re:One More Step Required... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read up on your international copyright treaties, bub. Copyright on a work can be asserted by an anonymous party, and in jurisdictions where violating that copyright in some way or to some degree of heinous is a crime the cops are obligated to investigate even if the crime is reported by an unrelated party.

      So yeah, you could have GPLed software written by a bunch of anonymous people. It'd help to have contributions and the main distribution site somewhere outside france, so that the secondary contributors could claim copyright in parts of the program they'd written. Doing it like this would help enforcement, since only one person's copyright needs to be violated.

  127. great story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    great story. way to go slashdot. great job Zonk.

    This is a new low for slashdot

  128. So this site is illegal soon by houghi · · Score: 1
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  129. Which is why Napoleon died in exile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides, that was 200 years ago, and more importantly, before there even was one country called "Germany".

    You know, the country that every few years sends its troops through the streets of Paris, just to remind the French that they're cheese-eating surrender monkeys? OK, so now it's bankers and not tanks, but the idea is the same.

    Remember, France is the same country that has people die of heat in the summer and cold in the winter, and routinely has what would be called "race riots" were they in the US, where cars are turned into torches.

    1. Re:Which is why Napoleon died in exile by AoT · · Score: 1

      You do know that the germans have only taken paris once.

      Dimwit.

    2. Re:Which is why Napoleon died in exile by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in 1871. Which is one of the reasons the Germans tried to do that again in 1914. In vain.

      The 1940 visit didn't count, then did it? Or the 1814 and 1815 visits? Admitted, in 1814 and 1815 the English led the social call, after Napoleon with his armies had for the last 20-years or so occupied most of Europe. But the Austrians and Prussians were part of the alliance.

    3. Re:Which is why Napoleon died in exile by AoT · · Score: 1

      I know that the Prussians invaded France, but the post I replied to had specifically sid that when Napoleon was around Germany was not Germany, and then said that the Germans had invaded France all the time.

      I was merely point out that he was wrong.

  130. France bans internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because TCP/IP is BSD licenced, and does not support DRM, wouldn't this effectively ban internet as a whole?

  131. You even have to ask? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    How much control? Geese thats easy.. they want it ALL.

    Anything less then total control scares them.

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  132. Slashdot and the UN by typical · · Score: 1

    I don't think that Slashdot is anti-UN. Complaints about the UN has been recent and specific to control of ICANN's job being handed over the the UN. I think that Slashdot tends to be anti-authoritarian WRT the Internet.

    And, frankly, I also think that the status quo is better than trying to involve the UN. The reason the Internet has done so well is because relevant people that could have squashed by trying to poke at it and regulate it have kept their hands the hell off it.

    The US government has done a pretty good job of not playing politics with ICANN's work. The last thing that I want is red tape strangling every smart engineer out there who is trying to advance technology.

    Handing something to the UN nearly *guarantees* that it will become politicized. The whole *point* of the UN is to have a diplomatic forum. I don't *want* that.

    If the US starts doing a poor job of handling what ICANN's been doing, *then* I can see start talking about the UN. But I don't want to break something that isn't broken for the sake of making someone politically happy. I'm rather more interested in whether things are technically okay.

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  133. Seeing Red by XMilkProject · · Score: 1

    Although I find the idea of trying to block OSS disgusting, I am trying to see the other side of it.

    I see that there is a legitimate concern that OSS could destroy/damage commercial software/technology. OSS is essentially a little communist organization, which just happens to work great for us, becuase we are intelligent people willing to share for the benefit of others. Unfortunately, communism doesn't mesh well with capitalism, hence the problem here.

    And no, I don't think its an option to try to bring everyone else into our little communist party either, the vast majority of people do not possess the will or capability to do something purely to benefit others, hence they need to work in their current (seemingly effective) capitalist market.

    Anyone want to comment?

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  134. Please fix this report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This report is fundamentally flawed: the French department of culture is saying nothing, the original sources are both about a meeting taking place inside the building of the department of culture, where the SACEM, SNEP and SCPP (the likes of RIAA and MPAA) have talked against free P2P software.
    The error apparently his that the reader didn't see the full stop after Culture is the following sentences:
        Friday November 18th, 2005, French Department of Culture.
        SNEP and SCPP have told Free Software authors: ...
    The French version is more explicit about the Ministere being just a location.

  135. Re:No biggie...Let's go commercial! by MooUK · · Score: 1

    How would it violate it?

    The GPL does not forbid selling software.

  136. Nope. by goldseries · · Score: 5, Informative

    This whole article is a misunderstanding. The French's press release in English was just poorly worded. When the original text is looked at it is obvious that the French are only instituting a DMCA of their own (sucks!). They are also banning open source software that is used to pirate. This is what we should really be complaining about. See article on techdirt for details. http://techdirt.com/articles/20051202/1451240_F.sh tml

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  137. France hostile to open source software. by dookus · · Score: 1

    Hey, at least one can't claim that open source is communism anymore!

  138. boycot france? by observer7 · · Score: 0

    bill oriley and the frenche ...do the home work . mandriva is on the down hill go . so lettem keeep there code

  139. Correction by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Despite the fact that I have appreciated France's foreign policy stances, I would trade our insanity (in the US) for their insanity any day.


    That didn't come out right. I meant to say that they can keep their insanity and I would rather have Bush in office as stupid as he seems than have to deal with their governmental problems.

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  140. Why we laugh at the French army by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 2
    > When has France ever been hostile towards something and then come out on top?

    It's interesting to examine recent history and see exactly why the French military is laughed at so much:

    In the last hundred years, there have been three major military operations France was involved in. The first was WWI, where France (and its allies) stopped the invasion launched by Germany (and its allies), fought for a few years, and eventually won. So that's not the reason.

    The second major war was WWII, where the French army was bulldozed by the most powerful military force on the planet at that time, Nazi Germany. While France and its allies eventually won that war, too, and their loss against a larger and more powerful force is hardly unreasonable, their reliance on the foolish Maginot Line was unwise, and is the source of a little bit of the scorn you so often hear.

    It's France's most recent major military action, however, that is by far the most shameful and humbling, and makes their army a fair target for ridicule. Though France was still rebuilding after being all but destroyed ten years earlier in WWII, the sheer disparity between the power of France and the country they lost to is laughable. There is no excuse for a nation as large, powerful, rich, and advanced to lose to a nation as tiny, weak, poor, and backward as Vietnam .


    One of the world's 10 most powerful countries, losing a war to one of the world's least powerful? Can you imagine?? No wonder we don't respect their military.

    1. Re:Why we laugh at the French army by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The French outnumbered the Germans during WW2 AND the French had better armour.

      The Vietnamese did not defeat anyone. The Communists did.

    2. Re:Why we laugh at the French army by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 1

      The French outnumbered the Germans during WW2 AND the French had better armour.

      Military power does not derive from numbers and / or equipment only. Tactics, Strategy are the biggest factors. And Blitzkreig was a major force multiplier, especially the close knit action of the Luftwaffe in support of the Panzers.

      With due respect, it's foolish of Americans or Brits to make fun of the French and call them surrender monkeys. None of their generals foresaw what would happen to the defences on the Maginot line. And I would hazard a guess and say the armies of America or Britain would have been just as ineffectual against the Blitzkreig if they were in place of the French then.

      Besides, it shows the maturity (lack of it) of a civilisation that hasn't existed for much more than 200 years to fault someone for surrendering under such numbing brain-conditions.

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    3. Re:Why we laugh at the French army by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 1

      It's France's most recent major military action, however, that is by far the most shameful and humbling, and makes their army a fair target for ridicule. Though France was still rebuilding after being all but destroyed ten years earlier in WWII, the sheer disparity between the power of France and the country they lost to is laughable. There is no excuse for a nation as large, powerful, rich, and advanced to lose to a nation as tiny, weak, poor, and backward as Vietnam .

      Yes, the US really did screw up there. Wait, you were talking of the French? My bad...

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    4. Re:Why we laugh at the French army by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "And I would hazard a guess and say the armies of America or Britain would have been just as ineffectual against the Blitzkreig if they were in place of the French then"

      The British Expeditionary Force was in France at the time, and got its backside kicked to the point where it had to be evacuated by sea, abandoning a massive amount of equipment in the process. This was not a small force, either: a total of nine British divisions were deployed in France and Belgium.

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  141. OT: France is why my surname has two l's by renehollan · · Score: 1
    My family name was originally Holan, with one l. It is an old Czech name.

    My father had the misfortune to be born in France, and the officious French required that his surname be listed as Hollan on his birth certificate.

    This caused some degree of embarassment when he had to explain why his surname differed from that of his parents.

    I have thought, at various times, to legally change my surname back to the original spelling.

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  142. Access to "culture"? Whuh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > It appears that publishing Free Software giving access to culture is about to become a counterfeiting criminal offence

    What does "access to culture" mean?

    > ...the Big Players in the field of culture...

    What is the "field of culture"?

    Could we get a translation into English that's appropriate for a plain, simple, rural American boy like me?

  143. Re:No biggie...Let's go commercial! by Yartrebo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmm, I guess going commercial wouldn't, but the value added tax would violate the GPL (thus making GPL software illegal in that country) since you are forced to add a restriction on redistribution (namely that a tax must be paid since anyone who redistributes is a manufacturer and subject to the tax).

    But seeing that is what the French want, I guess they are not too likely to complain about that.

  144. Not Criminalizing Grep by gbulmash · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that this is all aimed at P2P... publishing free P2P software or source code for it counts. It doesn't seem that they're going after sed/awk/grep and other free software.

  145. Is there actually such a thing as American Cheese? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

    Is there actually some real, (presumably orange) honest-to-god CHEESE that's actually called "American Cheese"? Because I've never seen the word "cheese" on so-called "American Cheese" that wasn't immediately followed by the qualifying word, "food". As in, "cheese food". If all American Cheese is, by definition, "Cheese Food" and NOT real cheese, how can there be such a thing as "American Cheese" in the first place? Or was there at one time such a thing as real American Cheese, but nobody ate it because it didn't melt nicely until some guy whose last name was "Kraft" invented "cheese food", figured out how to wrap the slices in heatshrink plastic to keep them from drying out and going bad, and turned (so-called) "American Cheese" into a viable product?

  146. Maybe you're right by Morosoph · · Score: 1
    But this seems unworkable as a law. Copyright means that the right-holder has some control over how their creation is used. If they cannot be traced, how do they get to exercise that control?

    Certainly secondary contributers have a claim, but that is their own, non-anonymous copyright.

  147. Freedom... by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1

    Well then. I'll take my Freedom Software and go home.

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  148. The reprocussions --- do they have any clue? by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Any effort to deny humans to take the choice of providing vlaue in a world contribution is very very exposing of those in support of such a bill.

    The reprocussions of such a bill passing is most of all exposing of the human advancement need to get rid of systems that allow such small small people to even considered such a bill.

    Market is based upon choice, consumer choice. It is the consumer choice at the heart of Free open source software beginnings and expansion.

    The small people involved in support of such a bill seriously fail to understand teh reprocussions they will face.

  149. No: this bans ALMOST ALL open-source software by tetromino · · Score: 1

    It appears to be about copyright infringement. I am sure the comment was about Open Source P2P software, not ALL Open Source software.

    You would think so, but no. This bans all open-source software that could send copyrighted data over the network. In other words: Apache, Samba, Openssh, mozilla/firefox/thunderbird/etc., gaim, KDE's kioslaves, GNOME's gnomevfs -- hell -- this law probably bans even glibc (sockets!) and the Linux kernel (raw packet interface). That's right. FTP clients and servers are banned. CUPS is banned (you can use IPP to transfer arbitrary data to a printer on another machine). BIND is banned (I believe you can tunnel connections over DNS requests).

    Basically, any program that can move copyrighted data over the network cannot allow the user to modify its source code.

    THESE PEOPLE ARE FSCKING INSANE.

    Here is the original French:
    Un amendement au projet de loi DADVSI, ayant pour objectif d'assimiler à un délit de contrefaçon, l'édition, la diffusion et la promotion de tout logiciel susceptible d'être utilisé pour mettre à disposition des informations protégées par le droit d'auteur et n'intégrant pas un dispositif de contrôle et de traçage de l'usage privé (mesure technique). Tout logiciel permettant le téléchargement comme certains logiciels de discussion instantané (chat), tout logiciel serveur est concerné (P2P, HTTP, FTP, SSH, ...). Cet amendement surréaliste a été rédigé à l'origine par Vivendi Universal, puis retravaillé par plusieurs membres de la commission Sirinelli, une commission du Conseil Supérieur de la Propriété Littéraire et Artistique.

    1. Re:No: this bans ALMOST ALL open-source software by sydres · · Score: 1

      well good then the french will never be able to use the internet again because they allowed such ignorant legislation through.

    2. Re:No: this bans ALMOST ALL open-source software by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Babelfish translation:

      An amendment with the bill DADVSI, having for objective to assimilate to an offence of counterfeit, the edition, the diffusion and the promotion of any software likely to be used to place at the disposal of the information protected by the royalty and not integrating a tracing and inspecting device of the private use (technical measurement). Any software allowing the remote loading like certain software of discussion instantaneous (chat), any server software is concerned (P2P, HTTP, ftp, SSH...). This surrealist amendment was written at the origin by Vivendi Universal, then worked again by several Members of the Commission Sirinelli, a commission of the Higher Council of the Author's copyright and Artistic.

      I corrected the word "chat" above - it got translated as "cat" (I thought the French were adamantly against using non-French words, especially in official documents - where'd they get the idea to use "chat"?). "Surrealist amendment"?

  150. Re:Is there actually such a thing as American Chee by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    by definition, "Cheese Food" and NOT real cheese, how can there be such a thing as "American Cheese" in the first place?

    What is defined and regulated as American cheese by the USDA is actually a mild cheddar or sometimes Colby and is real cheese (i.e. pressed curd of milk, seasoned and aged). Of course more common in supermarkets is stuff like 'Processed American Cheese'.

    "Cheese Food" along with variants like processed cheese etc. is defined by the USDA as cheese (usually Colby or mild cheddar) blends with added milk and milk products and or cream and an emusifier to prevent separation. These ingredients are added to aid melting and / or spreading or providing a smooth texture and improve storage characteristics.

    So it really is real cheese at least at the start.

  151. France is Hostile to Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What isn't France hostile to? Down with France! Ling Live Open Source!

    1. Re:France is Hostile to Everything by narcc · · Score: 0, Troll
      What isn't France hostile to? Down with France! Ling Live Open Source!

      France: "We Surrender! Please don't hurt us..."

    2. Re:France is Hostile to Everything by chawly · · Score: 1

      You right, brother. And to you specially

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  152. PERSIANS ARE NOT ARABS by Commander+Trollco · · Score: 0

    Nor are they [generally] martyrdom-glorifying jihadist nutcases like 'rabs [generally] are. Get your facts straight, and don't tar all middle-eastern types with the arab brush. Even most US politicians know that. Are you really more ignorant than a US politician?

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    1. Re:PERSIANS ARE NOT ARABS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, reading his post, I don't believe he said Persians are Arabs.

      it's hard to find a politician who treats Arabs, Persians, and followers of Mohammed as equals to Caucasians and followers of Christ

      If you read this correctly, he makes a list of people he believes most politicians don't consider to be equals to caucasions. "Arabs, Persians, and followers of Mohammed" Those are three seperate groups that he is describing as not being treated equally.

      You sound like one of those Asian who shouts "I AM NOT CHINESE, I AM KOREAN!" Besides, we're all well aware of how bigoted you Persians are against the "lesser" Arabs. Unfortunately, your argument that Persians shouldn't be "tarred with the Arab brush" (excellent anti-Arab bigotry) is quite flawed since Persian Iranians are the ones building nuclear weapons and threatening to attack Israel in the name of Allah. The only difference between Persian jihadis and Arab jihadis is the Arabs are willing to be martyrs and blow themselves up, while the Persians prefer to take over a nation-state, oppress their own people with a Guardian Council, and build nuclear weapons.

      I'm sick to death of the Persian mentality that they're some kind of royalty by race. Here's a newsflash for all Persians:

      Your days of ruling any double digit percentage of the world population are over. Two thousand years later, the only reason you guys matter at all is the juice of dead dinosaurs makes my car go. When that dino juice runs out, nobody will give a fuck about your sad excuse for a country (pretending at democracy no less), and your ridiculously arrogant culture (yet another failed empire from thousands of years ago).

      BT has BB

    2. Re:PERSIANS ARE NOT ARABS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol sand niggers

  153. Translation of bill in question? by Lars+Clausen · · Score: 1

    Now that we've had all the jokes and funnies, how about somebody actually translating bill in question? I know a bit of French, but not enough to cover legalese.

    -Lars

  154. time to break out the guns by Stardate · · Score: 1

    like that scene in cryptonomicon...

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  155. Those fucking french bastards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    George Bush was right!

  156. What about HTTP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this law really targets software that can be used to transfer copyrighted material and doesn't include DRM, wouldn't that include, say, HTTP and SMTP? If those RIAA-lookalikes sue anybody under this law, they themselves should be countersued for having a webserver.

    1. Re:What about HTTP? by BACbKA · · Score: 1

      HTTP is a protocol, not a piece of software. SMTP too.

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  157. Free-software fries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well until this is sorted out, we should call french fries "free-software fries"

  158. Welcome to Slashdot... by megrims · · Score: 1

    ...where a meta-rant is 5 times more likely to be seen as insightful.

  159. Re:What do they mean by Culture? Worse than DMCA by free2 · · Score: 1

    I could be wrong, though...rusty, as I said. In any case, it doesn't seem that different from other laws passed elsewhere, and the firefox/OpenOffice people could relax? Someone else can confirm/refute.
    No. This go quite further than the DMCA or EUCD. DMCA only prevent you from breaking DRM protections.
    Here, they say they will forbid every software that is not DRM enabled ! And the DRM has to be "up-to-date", whatever that means. This will prevent the use of a lot of free open-source software.

  160. Re:Ok, some much needed clarification. Apache too. by free2 · · Score: 1

    You are right. And don't forget that Apache (and all HTTPD servers), FTP servers, NFS, can be used to exchange copyrighted works. So they will be also forbidden.

  161. Petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    French readers take note:
    There is a petition against the French EUCD implementation attempt at
    http://eucd.info/petitions/index.php?petition=2

  162. exactly by sbwoodside · · Score: 1

    It makes DRM mandatory in all software that enables P2P file transmission (that includes IM), and multimedia streaming.
    Open Source software is out of the game de facto


    That's exactly what it does, although it takes a bit of reading to figure it out...

    Also, that the french MPAA basically told the OSS people to fuck off at the recent meeting. They said that open source programmers must relicense their software unless they want to be criminals.

    --simon

  163. this has nothing to do with counterfeiting by sbwoodside · · Score: 1

    it says that it plans to put on the same level as counterfaiting

    It's about copyright infringement, which is in french, the same word as counterfeiting.

    --simon

  164. German troops outnumbered French by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > The French outnumbered the Germans during WW2

    Wrong.

    The Axis powers involved in the Battle of France had 3,350,000 men, as compared to the 2,862,000 the Allies had, or 17% more. Considering that the Allied army included significant numbers of British, Dutch, and Belgian troops (about 40 divisions, or roughly 20% of the total force), but the Axis side was purely German until after the Battle of France had been essentially won (June 10), there were far more German troops than French. Moreover, the French troops were often older than is ideal for conscripts, due to demographics (a smaller population than Germany and heavy losses in WWI).


    > AND the French had better armour.

    This part is true, and the French also had more armour; however, the Blitzkrieg was, essentially, a brilliant new tactic that caught everyone (even some of the German commanders...) off-guard. Combined with the large German advantage in air power, the Allied armies never really had a chance to recover.


    > The Vietnamese did not defeat anyone. The Communists did.

    You say "The Communists" like one would say "The Bogeyman".

    Man up - the Vietnamese chased off France, and then they chased off the US. I'm continually amazed how many people have such fragile confidence in their country that they're unable to face that reality.

    1. Re:German troops outnumbered French by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You say "The Communists" like one would say "The Bogeyman".


      I say Communiusts like the multi-national force fighting in Vietnam was.

      Man up - the Vietnamese chased off France, and then they chased off the US. I'm continually amazed how many people have such fragile confidence in their country that they're unable to face that reality.


      No one EVER says the Kuwaitis chased out Iraq or that any European country chased out Germany. Were the Soviets fighting the 'Bogeyman' in Afghanistan?
  165. easy solution,really! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make it mandatory for future FRENCH law makers to eat
    french beef everyday! maybe they can think straight
    again after that .. :P
    nobody likes a hungry politician:
    http://www.openi.co.uk/oi040716.htm

  166. I *meant* to do that! by overshoot · · Score: 1
    Yeah, the obvious third entry to whine and cheese is crackers.

    Seemed insufficiently snooty, though.

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  167. Is Videolan one of the targets? by pkphilip · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that Videolan (by École Centrale Paris) could get hit by this since it circumvents the region coding on DVDs. Better get that source downloaded now!

    It would be a shame if VLC goes. It is an excellent product.

  168. Let 'em... by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1

    If the French gov't is that serious about absenting themselves from
    what is proving to be the most significant - and accepted - advance
    in the state of the software arts since the advent of Fortran, then
    by all means let them. The world needs a good example of where this
    kind of nonsense can lead, and France will be, as ever, a wonderful
    bad example.

  169. Vietnam by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
    > I say Communiusts like the multi-national force fighting in Vietnam was.

    Wrong.

    The Vietnam War involved few troops from anyone other than the USA and Vietnam. That North Vietnam had advisors or equipment from the USSR does not change the basic fact that the USA was driven out primarily by the Vietnamese, much as the Soviets were driven out of Afghanistan primarily by local soldiers.


    > No one EVER says the Kuwaitis chased out Iraq

    That's because the troops that chased Iraq out of Kuwait were not Kuwaiti troops!

    What nationality were the majority of troops that chased Iraq out of Kuwait? American.
    What nationality were the majority of troops that chased USSR out of Afghanistan? Afghani.
    What nationality were the majority of troops that chased USA out of Vietnam? Vietnamese.

    That's why we say the Iraqis were chased out by the Americans, the Soviets were chased out be the Afghanis, and the Americans were chased out by the Vietnamese---because that's who the troops were.

  170. Re:Is there actually such a thing as American Chee by tricorn · · Score: 1

    Yes, but what's the definition of artificial cheese food substitute?

  171. Why not let the French worry about this ? by chawly · · Score: 1

    I live in France - and have for these last 30 years. I've read the comments and TFA posted here. I've got two suggestions for you folks ; let the French deal with this and you go back to listening to George Bush about how to manage the war in Iraq, for example. Our beef only has illegal hormones - can you say the same ?

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  172. because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "She"'s actually a man.

  173. Re:Is there actually such a thing as American Chee by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Yes, but what's the definition of artificial cheese food substitute?

    at least 40% paradichlorobenzene, the remainder a mix of orthodichlorobenzene and fulminate of mercury.

  174. Please help the french by Mariane · · Score: 1

    The French government is planning a law against Open Source means of sharing information on the web. It is supposed to encourage people to share copyrighted music without a licence. Only software allowing restrictions - concerning the data being transmitted - to be enforced would be legal. Open Source software doesn't fit this criteria, as the coded restrictions can always be deleted from the code. This law has been declared urgent by the government under pressure from the music industry and is scheduled to be presented to parliament on December 20 and 21, 2005. When most MPs won't be there. Please help us by signing the petition on http://eucd.info/petitions/index.php?petition=2 It's in french, but you just have to click "Signer la pétition" and to fill in your name, profession (optional) and email. A email asking for confirmation will be sent to you and you have to click on the confirmation link they give for your signature to be validated. Please pass on this information. It is NOT a spam or a hoax or a joke. Unfortunately... Mariane