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Handling User Grown Machines on a Large Network?

matth asks: "Recently with the outbreak of the MSBLASTER worm and the startup of the college semester here in the US we've been hit by a big problem here where I work. Many students are bringing in machines from home, often times infected. The infections are so bad that they bring the whole network to a crawl. Yes, you can install ACLs on edge routers and put a router between the dorms and the rest of your network, but it still brings the dorm to a crawl. You can make sure people install the patches, but what if someone re-installs Windows, or brings in another machine, and what about NEXT year? From the Slashdot community, how have sysadmins out there dealt with this? How can you manage each machine in a network such as a college, where people are bringing their own machines in from the outside? ACLs on routers... but what about for the segmented network?"

611 comments

  1. No more by bob670 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Windows? I am seriously considering moving my smaller clients to Mac of Linux pretty soon, I'm drawing up the proposals today.

    1. Re:No more by KoolDude · · Score: 2, Funny


      I am seriously considering moving my smaller clients to Mac of Linux pretty soon

      Hmm... sounds interesting, got a torrent ?

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    2. Re:No more by bob670 · · Score: 1

      Ooops, Mac or Linux, damn fingers.

    3. Re:No more by Phil+John · · Score: 1

      You could have just pretended you were dutch, of means or over there, then you wouldn't look like a clumsy oaf! ;o)

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    4. Re:No more by caluml · · Score: 1

      Maar nu hij is een stomme eikel, een klootzak. (I love that word, klootzak.)

    5. Re:No more by sunoke · · Score: 1

      You should not swear in dutch, your wordorder does not make sense there...

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    6. Re:No more by arivanov · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not really an option. And an incorrectly managed linux machine on an academic network can be almost as big threat to the outer world as windows. I am speaking out of experience as I have dealt with OC3+ floods coming from zombies in student dorms long before people started to apply "voodoo" to windows machines. It was linux, bsd, solaris and other unix systems in those (pre BO) times. Quite oftent it still is.

      Still, you can very easily deal with it.

      1. Move dorms to private addresses so that you do not have an address space constraint as the next step will eat addresses like there is no tomorrow.
      2. Subnet the network into a small salad and put each slice of the salad into a separate VLAN.
      3. 802.1q the vlans up to a linux box, bsd box or a cisco that has enough grunt to filter (72xx VXR or similar comes to mind, bigger ones have a hard time filtering, smaller ones cannot handle the bandwidth).
      4. Filter on all 802.1q interfaces on the linux/bsd/cisco.

      As a result you contain any clap to a small subnet.

      Note that everybody will hate you initially. People definitely did hate me 8+ years ago as this was one of the things I did to deal with a similar problem (one dept in the building I managed was being hacked left right and center).

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    7. Re:No more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My solution is not very large scale (only 240 ports), but works quite well. A 486 machine on top of every switch running tcpdump filtered through a perl script that uses snmp to shut down the offending port as soon as any 'suspicious' traffic starts to flow from it. The 486's are setup to netboot with the loader on CD (or floppies for the few machines that don't support CD boot), and all share the same NFS server, making managment a snap.

      Of course this only works if you have managed switches/hubs, a bunch of spare 486's (pentiums would be better) and a day or so to set it up. The nice thing is that if the 486 fails (only one has so far), the network stays up.

      This has stopped 99% of malicious traffic dead in it's tracks.

    8. Re:No more by caluml · · Score: 1
      After I posted that, I thought - I hope I got that right ;)

      What should it be then?

    9. Re:No more by sunoke · · Score: 1

      It should be "Maar nu is hij een stomme eikel, een klootzak." (I love that word, klootzak.) so it was not that bad... :) Freely translated: "But now he is a stupid dick, an asshole."
      You could also start with something like "How are you" (Hoe gaat het ermee).

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    10. Re:No more by caluml · · Score: 1

      Well, only having "is hij" round the wrong way is better than I expected :)

    11. Re:No more by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Christ, a kid pays 10s of 1000s of dollars to go to school and he can't even host a quake server when he gets home. Of course people hate you. You suck.

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    12. Re:No more by g_goblin · · Score: 0

      Quake shouldn't be played on a University network. What do you think all the bandwidth is yours and you don't
      have to share with all the other users who have payed their money as well to surf the net?

      Sounds like a selfish college student who rather than playing Quake, Playstation/XBox/Nintendo, etc. should
      have his/her nose in the books and learn something. Or did you forget your mother and father were paying
      10's of thousands of dollars for your FREE EDUCATION.

    13. Re:No more by bahamat · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular belief, Quake doesn't take up all that much bandwidth to play. A 10-baseT network (considered to be obsolete by many) can handle 22 games with 8 players per game with no problem 176 total players). Universities these days will be mostly on a gigabit or terabit ethernet network (200 and 2000 games or 1700 and 17000 players respectively). University of Michigan has 51,000 enrolled students. If you assume that 100% of them live on campus then 1/3rd of all attending students would have to be concurrently playing to use up the bandwith on a terabit network. In reality, it's not going to be anywhere near that number. 5% is more like it.

  2. forcefully by OriginalSpaceMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Force them to login to an Active Directory domain and hand out updates...

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    1. Re:forcefully by bob670 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Then who supports them when the latest Windows update hoses thier machine? It happens less than it used to, but I have one client who lets auto updates run, and one patch in paticular (810577) has brought network browsing to a crawl. We have done literally hundreds of test and narrowed it down to this patch, but neith the knowledge base, user community nor a direct (and expensive call) to MS support can fix his issue. Now he has users screaming about slow network browses to files and folders, time outs hitting their home-brewed data base and his phone never stops ringing. Now mulitply that by the body of a college campus?

      You'll need something more reliable than Windows if your plan is to mandate that sort of thing.

    2. Re:forcefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well it's a bit rediculous to think you can make everyone happy all the time. Maybe it's his hardware conflicting with something...guess what, his problem... Besides, if you are blocking the correct ports at the firewall then an insecure system is still safe to a degree and only a scan/clean would need to be scripted for login.

    3. Re:forcefully by shokk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As the systems admin who will test those patches in a test lab before rolling them out to people, you will make sure that will not happen if you valuie that paycheck. Blindly checking off security updates for addition to the network is studipity no matter what the platform, wther you use up2date or MS AutoUpdate. For MS systems, having a SUS server helps centralize this process since you check off what you authorize to get pushed to the network. Active Directory policies can enforce this. Those that don't want to play in the domain can piss off. If you want to keep them off the network, there is always 802.1x.

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    4. Re:forcefully by bob670 · · Score: 1
      What an amazingly simplisitic viewpoint, do you work for MS support? Your blaming hardware that worked fine before a patch, so you must work for MS or Symantec, the world's largest purveyors of such ill logic.

      Judging by your post you have never had to support end users, or you would know on some level you do have to make end users happy all the time. And your supposed solution only deals with the current threat, how many scans/cleans should we run at log in each day? I can see it now, you enter a classroom, fire up your laptop, and by time the entire class has been subjected to scrpts for every MS vulnerability the session is over.

    5. Re:forcefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Software update service (SUS) - MS website

      Basically it Windows update server that you run yourself, you can approve which update it allows clients to download.

      check it out.

    6. Re:forcefully by mslinux · · Score: 1

      There is a flaw in your thinking. If you don't trust Windows Update, then why do you trust MS enough to buy their product in the first place???

    7. Re:forcefully by bob670 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No flaw here, I totally don't trust MS, but as a support person I have no choice but to deal with them, as do most of us. Too bad the school can't mandate load out on each laptop, sell 'em pre-loaded at a discount.

    8. Re:forcefully by Samari711 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      what about the seniors who are still running 98. then you also end up slowing down student machines and you get a bunch of unhappy students. micromanaging a few thousand computers who's specs are all over the board will cause more headaches than it solves

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    9. Re:forcefully by sg_oneill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the systems admin who will test those patches in a test lab before rolling them out to people, you will make sure that will not happen if you valuie that paycheck. Blindly checking off security updates for addition to the network is studipity no matter what the platform, wther you use up2date or MS AutoUpdate. For MS systems, having a SUS server helps centralize this process since you check off what you authorize to get pushed to the network. Active Directory policies can enforce this. Those that don't want to play in the domain can piss off. If you want to keep them off the network, there is always 802.1x.

      All of which assumes an SOE environment. All of which is irelevant when it comes to dealing with 'homegrown' environments. Why pray tell will your sysadmin know that the generalised patch on a mishmash of machine is statistically more likely to do x or y than microsofts rather large scale testing procedure. Seems really unlikely imho. Do you know if the client on the AD is really an XP, 2000 or Samba3 box for instance?

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    10. Re:forcefully by bob670 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That sounds great in most cases, and it works perfectly in a controlled network. But in a school where students can carry in machines, where they can carry them offsite and connect to other networks, and where they can blindly apply upadtes without any testing, what your saying is just a good idea that won't happen.

      My client with the network browse issue won't listen to my advice about setting up a testbed for each model machine he has (which he can easliy afford, and he does have spare machines) or at least testing on one machine before rolling it out. He has Windows Update on a nightly schedule and won't turn it off, even after this happened. Just yesterday he told me he was pushing some "suggested" update this weekend, without testing or justification of need. And his last sentence was "I have never been bitten by being completely up to date with Windows Update", as I turned away to continue working on his browse issues at a decent hourly rate. It's okay with me, job security, but his life could be easier and his wallet fatter if he would do exaclty what you say (and I have suggested). Now multiply that by the size of the student body.

    11. Re:forcefully by knghtrider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's when you set forth the rules.

      Windows 2000/XP only, if it's a Windows environment, or MAC otherwise. Any machines found online that violate the policy will be denied access, and the violaters fined.

      I know of a couple of small colleges that are MAC only; they don't support Windows machines of any kind. To ensure this, you buy the computer when you start your term--it's part of your tuition and fees. This way, no one brings in anything unauthorized from home.

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    12. Re:forcefully by Samari711 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      that might work fine for small colleges but it doesn't scale very well to medium and large schools. especially when the IT department want to do as little limiting of freedom as possible

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    13. Re:forcefully by Snowspinner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are people (I was one of them) that would flatly reject that, and pick a different school over it.

      Policies which decrease enrollment are generally to be avoided.

    14. Re:forcefully by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Yeah we have bollocks like that where I work.

      When the server(s)/network goes down nobody can do any work at all because they can't even log in.

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    15. Re:forcefully by OriginalSpaceMan · · Score: 1

      Yes, Maybe I should have beeen more descriptive. I was initially thinking of SUS. I guess I assumed that people would know what I'm talking about. My bad...

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    16. Re:forcefully by Chakde+Phate! · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on one level...that hardware conflicts can't be blamed for anything like the proportion of problems that Microsoft et al try to. But that doesn't mean it doesn't happen in some cases. For example, what if a hardware manufacturer mis-uses the APIs, or uses undocumented APIs in their driver in a way which works on their test system, but which the patch breaks? If a Microsoft patch breaks programs that use undocumented APIs or APIs that behave in an undocumented manner (in other words, behaviours they have never officially acknowledged) it is the fault of the people who wrote the program, not Microsoft.

      On the other hand, perhaps they shouldn't put in so many undocumented 'features'!

      Please note, I don't like Microsoft any more than the next /.er but quite frankly most Microsoft security patches do exactly what they're designed to do (notable exceptions include, of course, the patch which erroneously reported machines invulnerable to Blaster). Service Packs are another matter...

    17. Re:forcefully by benhaha · · Score: 1
      It happens less than it used to, but I have one client who lets auto updates run, and one patch in paticular (810577) has brought network browsing to a crawl.

      In my experience this is almost always caused by network card autodetect not working right. Granted the patch may have broken this.

      As my contribution to the user community, I suggest setting it manually to half duplex or full duplex, to see if either solves the problem.

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    18. Re:forcefully by OriginalSpaceMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't work for MS or Symantec. I do work with over 700 different end users every year. I was mearly posting an option. It's not hard to have the user login to an AD domain, then hand out a major security update. If the user is on your network, wouldn't you want them to be secure? If I owned and ran a major campus network, I would only let users join the network on my terms. This doesn't have to be done by using an Active Directory domain, but should be done and noted that it will be done if it is. One way to look at it is the physical security on a major campus. Lets say that students need to use an ID card to enter and exit a building (domain). If they don't feel they should have to use the ID card, then I don't feel they should have to attend school there. Now, lets say a major health issue came up. Wouldn't you, as a school, want to force all the students to get some sort of immunity? If you don't make them get an immunity it will be a bigger problem. That's that. I don't know... maybe my point was lost, maybe not. I'm tired and typing and that's not a good combination.

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    19. Re:forcefully by OriginalSpaceMan · · Score: 1

      sorry... I should read what you reply to before I reply, eh? haha, tired... I'll sleep now

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    20. Re:forcefully by rgriff59 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's when you set forth the rules.

      Yes, that is exactly why I am paying the tuition for my daughter's university experience, so she can learn to blindly accept policies without the bothersome need for critical thinking, with the ultimate goal of differentiating herself from the rest of the world by being just like everyone else. That is what I expect from an institution of higher learning.

      There will be plenty of time for diversity later, right now you must conform.

      PS: she is running Mandrake 9.1 (unsupported by her school) by choice (hers, not mine.) XP is on the baox, it just doesn't see much action.

    21. Re:forcefully by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      but quite frankly most Microsoft security patches do exactly what they're designed to do

      How do you know? Seriously. The documentation is so piss poor, you can rarely tell wtf the patches are supposed to do. Furthermore, it's just not true - patches screw stuff up all the time - maybe not 50% of the time but I'd say at least .5% of all patch applications do significant damage. Across large numbers of PCs that's a pretty big percentage.

      You know, this question may not be solved simply by technology. There are some fancy network configuration suggestions here, all good I'm sure, but what if you just had good, freely available tech support (maybe on every-other floor of the dorm have a 'trained' tech guy like you have an RA) that can help people help themselves? Minimize the viruses, then deal with the ones that still occur with Tiger Ninja Networking Technique.

      That and free backup space on the University server and you should have a decent environment to download music in.

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    22. Re:forcefully by mentin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What an amazingly simplisitic viewpoint, do you work for MS support? Your blaming hardware that worked fine before a patch ...

      My NVidia card worked fine (under Windows) before I installed Linux, and still all Linux people blamed the hardware, saying there is some known problem with DVI support in old NVidia cards.

      Obviously, if you are developing OS (whether it is Windows or Linux) and don't have the benefit of being able to blame Gates or Linus for your bugs, there is still last chance: blame hardware!

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    23. Re:forcefully by G33kboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the problem really is due to the 810577 patch, then the call to Microsoft is supposed to be FREE FREE FREE! Did removing the patch fix the problem?

    24. Re:forcefully by shaitand · · Score: 1

      churning out like-minded robots is EXACTLY what schools have been designed to do for ages now.

    25. Re:forcefully by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      especially when the IT department want to do as little limiting of freedom as possible

      Riiiight.

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    26. Re:forcefully by knghtrider · · Score: 1

      Yes, you must conform. In a business environment, you can't run rogue operating systems. Let us note first and foremost right now that college IS a business. Let me tell you what--if I missed a deadline for a project because the network had been disabled due to my twit next-door neighbor infecting the world with virus XYZ--I would be fairly unhappy.

      The point being--the IT department has the right to say 'Only machines with {name OS} will be authorized on this network.

      There are times when you have conform--codes of conduct, dress, etc. If you don't like the rules, then you don't have to be there.

      BTW---I also know of a LARGE institution where if you are caught running a rogue OS that is unsupported, they will unplug your port on the switch. They limit you that way.

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    27. Re:forcefully by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Well there's a school I won't be going to. Why would they alienate their customers like that?

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    28. Re:forcefully by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yes colleges are busineses, but students are not employees, they are customers. What's next, McDonalds will only serve GM cars at it's drive through? If I can't come home at night and access the network I paid for with the operating system of my choice, I'm fucking gone.

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    29. Re:forcefully by knghtrider · · Score: 1

      The rules say you can't have alcohol in the dorm, or pets, or whatever, yet you abide by those. University Computing Services is responsible to all of the students, not just you.

      If you don't like the rules, no you don't have to attend. But, I'll wager for every one of you who don't attend, 3 more will fill your slot.

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    30. Re:forcefully by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The rules say you can't have alcohol in the dorm, or pets, or whatever, yet you abide by those.

      No I don't.

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  3. responsibility by NetMagi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You can only separate networks so much.

    If you make them bear some financial responsibility for not checking their machines first this might help.

    1. Re:responsibility by gykh · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If you make them bear some financial responsibility for not checking their machines first this might help.
      Are you sure about that? What are you going to fine for? Not having a secure enough computer? Everyone (i.e. /.) knows security holes appear every week, major ones every 4 months or so. Do you fine someone who just reinstalled windows and was just logging on to download patches and got hit? For getting a virus? How about we tax stupidity next?

      Students go to university to learn and give back some knowledge, not to constantly maintain their tools.
    2. Re:responsibility by NetMagi · · Score: 1

      as part of the "returnin to school process" you hand out papers on how to update, a cd, and a number if you need help.

      if they ignore and connect their machine anyway. .BLAM $15 to the tech that comes to do it for them

    3. Re:responsibility by ingvar · · Score: 1

      Simple, they're in breach of the AUP (one should *always* have an AUP), so their network port is switched off, then they can grab a patch-CD from helpdesk. A tad draconian, perhaps, but has shown itself to be quite effective at other places.

    4. Re:responsibility by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Funny
      How about we tax stupidity next?
      We do. It's called the lottery.
    5. Re:responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That gives the college an incentive to fuck over college students, most of who probably don't know if some obscure bug is hitting them or not. Some of these recent bugs are pretty easy to spot, but if a tech was able to find 100 people who don't know much about computers and tell them their computer has some virus on it, then that's $1500 per semester you're talking about, plus if the tech fixes the computer, he can say that he "erased all traces of the virus" or some such.

      Furthermore, what is the appeals process? Does the sysadmin have to show proof that the user's computer is messing with the system?

      No, your idea is a shitty one. Taking $15.00 from a couple hundred college students doesn't make Microsoft's software any less vulnerable.

    6. Re:responsibility by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      There doesn't need to be financial responsibility, the pain of having a personalized downtime because your network port has been shut off is good enough.

    7. Re:responsibility by jovlinger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most virii spread through user stupidity ("click on this executable" -- how many times will people fall for this?). So hold them accountable for virii they spread.

      Schnier (sp) has been singing this song (from a corporate standpoint) for a while: the only way M$ will secure their products, and the only way companies will think about secure networks will be if they are held accountable for damage they cause.

      He argues that security will be forced not by laws, but by insurance premiums. You (big corporation) are liable for propagating virii (civil claims of contributory negligence), thus take out liability insurance; Run an insecure OS, and you get higher premiums. Thus, you tolerate less shit from M$, and they have to shape up.

      Notice that he isn't claiming that M$ will be held directly responsible (Would make as much sense as holding Cox responisible for local exploits in the kernel), but that companies with eqv. of ISO-9001 security practices will get lower premiums, and the choice of OS will factor into those premiums. So in order to remain attractive OS choice, pretty icons and talking paperclips will no longer suffice.

      I wonder if Billg did sense a change in the wind towards something like this, and thus sent out his famous security above all else memo.

    8. Re:responsibility by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ok, if not banning windows from the network altogether. Then simply define secure as "not windows" the fine for an insecure system (defined as "windows, any version") is that all tutition, book, meal, etc fees are doubled.

    9. Re:responsibility by macjohn · · Score: 1
      Notice that he isn't claiming that M$ will be held directly responsible (Would make as much sense as holding Cox responisible for local exploits in the kernel),

      ... or holding Ford responsible for exploding Pintos... oh wait...

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    10. Re:responsibility by jovlinger · · Score: 1
      .. or holding Ford responsible for exploding Pintos... oh wait...

      ever read any of the fine print on any software? "Makes no guarantee for suitability for any purpose..." or somesuch.

      Cars come with both warrantees, implied fitness for purpose, AND with mandated safety requirements (such as not blowing up).

      ...waiting...

    11. Re:responsibility by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, this is why putting commercial off-the-shelf software in life-critical situations is a bad idea.

      I was going to say something about Navy Warships and BSOD, but I'm not sure that was a critical system. Still, the ship had to be towed back to port, so maybe it was.

    12. Re:responsibility by NetMagi · · Score: 1

      your name, "anonymous" is a shitty one >:P

    13. Re:responsibility by ninewands · · Score: 1
      Quoth the poster:
      ever read any of the fine print on any software? "Makes no guarantee for suitability for any purpose..." or somesuch.

      As a matter of fact I have read those alleged disclaimers and, under the law of at least one state, they are wholly ineffective because they fail to meet the requirements for an effective disclaimer of the "implied warranty of merchantability." As for the "implied warranty of fitness for a particular purpose" that rarely applies to software unless the program is being sold directly to the buyer FOR a particular use that is known to the vendor. Even then I doubt that the alleged disclaimer would be enforced because representations that the program WAS suitable for a particular purpose would, no doubt, have been made in the course of negotiating the sale. Such representations would, if nothing else, trigger the doctrine of "detrimental reliance" by the buyer on the seller's representations. In addition to these issues, the defender of these licenses would also have to fight the fact that they fit the definition of an "adhesion contract" to a "T."

      Don't ever think that "click-through" and "shrink wrap" licenses are bulletproof. A contract is only enforceable when then terms are freely negotiated between parties having equal power to influence the terms.
    14. Re:responsibility by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      I'm really confused now.

      Are you saying that M$ and linux and all software IS under some implied warranty? That M$ is liable for security flaws?

      Or is the liability only in what people percieve, and that since M$ is widely percieved to be chock-a-block with bugs, they are fine, while linux, which is percieved to be bullet proof, is a much greater risk to its developers? WHO is liable for community-developed software then? You can't go arresting society even if they are to blame...

  4. Simple... by woodchip · · Score: 5, Funny

    just ban users from your network.

    1. Re:Simple... by carpe_noctem · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know the parent was meant to be funny, but believe it or not, that's what my school did. They unregistered all cards from their DHCP database and are requiring everyone to re-register on condition of passing a brief virus scan to get back on the network. Our network is set up to disallow external routing for any not-registered machines.

      I guess that's what they get for forcing everyone to migrate to XP last year...

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    2. Re:Simple... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Most sucessful schools I know of do that. If a user is detected sending out the virus-of-the-week, their port gets shut down until a student-admin can stop by with a CD with the latest MacAffee software. If you want uninterrupted service, keep your own software up to date.

    3. Re:Simple... by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      And if I run an OS which isn't supported by your virus scanner? Or if I get infected after I get authorization? Or if I reinstall my machine the next day?

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    4. Re:Simple... by eean · · Score: 1

      I think it sounds like a good policy. At my school they just brought down all the dorms and turned on their internet one at a time as they contacted people on their list who had been flagged as having one of the worms. Obviously this isn't the ideal way of doing it. But I'm glad the did, since now we have internet again (whereas before the internet was pretty unusable).

      If you have Linux, then you don't need a virus scanner. The only way I could see Linux getting hit in a mostly Microsoft environment is with a multi-platform worm, which isn't impossible, but until then I'm sure the university would just turn those ports on. Mac users should have a virus scanner.

      If you get infected, well they turn you back off. I'm sure part of bringing in and getting your computer scanned is fixing whatever bug allowed the worm to spread in the first place. At my university, they distributed CDs with the scanners and fixes for the specific worms.

      Um, so you reinstall your machine the next day. Congrats. Hopefully you patch it up?

    5. Re:Simple... by eean · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is then their roommate gets kicked off too. Which sucks, but I guess you gotta do something.

    6. Re:Simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I work at a large company and when a few machines in our office got infected the admins cut off our entire floor (>40 people).

    7. Re:Simple... by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      That is not true. Most dorms (maybe not yours) the roomate is on a seperate port on the switch, which can be independantly turned on or off.

      They do it every day where I work.

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    8. Re:Simple... by Telent · · Score: 1
      I guess that's what they get for forcing everyone to migrate to XP last year...

      You say forcing? So Rose doesn't allow alternative OS'es? Wow... They always struck me as pretty clueful... Big surprise.

      If you get a chance, I'd love to discuss this more with you in email. If you see this and wouldn't mind, drop me a line here. I'd really appreciate it.

    9. Re:Simple... by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      Ok, "force" is really quite an overstatement. I admit that I exaggerate things sometimes. ;) A more accurate assesment of the events went something like this:

      - Rose wants to reduce number of supported operating systems on campus from 3 (Novell, Windows, Solaris) to 2 (so long, Novell!). Novell is eradicated from campus, and the crowds rejoyced. This was 3+ years ago. I was in the last class that had a novell preloaded laptop.
      - The next year's freshmen (currently juniors) laptops come preloaded with 98 and a number of tools to access unix-style networks (openafs + krb5).
      - As of last year, Windows 98 becomes unsupported by Microsoft, and a new solution is needed. The freshman laptops (erm, that is, last year's freshmen, now sophomores) will be preloaded with XP.
      - Because XP is now the only "officially" supported flavor of windows on campus, a big push is made to migrate older laptops from 98 to XP, which is probably due in part to campus negociations with good old Microsoft. Spring quarter, they set up tables where you could sign up for them to reinstall the laptop for you, to make things as hassle-free as possible, and they encouraged students and faculty to go on down and lobotomize their laptops free of charge. So, they never exactly "forced" anyone to upgrade (after all, I own the laptop, not them), but they made a big effort to get as much of the campus to use XP as possible (primarily by threatening to deny support to non-XP users).
      - Blaster hits and pwns the campus. Network admins start shutting down ports without prior notification in order to stop the worm's spread.
      - As more and more students with XP laptops start coming back to campus, the rate of infection does not slow down. Rose announces unregistration of all cards in DHCP database (see linked announcement in parent post), but incoming freshmen (who have yet to receive their laptops, actually) are spared this difficulty, since their machines are pre-patched.
      - Sometime last year, the school changed the DHCP servers to do a few things. If a card was unregistered, it would be given special DNS and routing information that routed all IP addresses to a single machine, which had a webserver running the frontend for their DHCP registration tool. So, on an unregistered box, every webpage would point towards the registration page until the card is registered. Also, non-registered cards cannot access the outside world.
      - I only have 1 machine on campus now, which is currently pending re-registration. It is a headless sparcstation 5 running openbsd, which makes it, needless to say, somewhat difficult to access the automated registration webpage. There is another page (the one linked in the article) where you can manually register cards. I do not know what specifically is done to "check" machines during the re-registration process, so I should warn you that this information is based just on rumors I've heard around campus; I am not sure what the actual process involves. From my understanding, a brief portscan is done to verify that blaster has not infected the target machine (iirc, blaster opened up port tcp 707). I heard from another source that some type of java program is run via a web browser to actually check for the presence of blaster/sobig on the target system. I can't verify this, but knowing how much time remains until the 1st day of classes, I would suspect that only the former of these two checks is in place.
      - Rose doesn't necessarily support non-windows machines (if you take it to the helpdesk with a hardware problem, they'll fix it, but won't be able to do much in the way of diagnostics), but they don't discourage their use. I haven't run windows on my laptop since about midway through sophomore year, and now I use a mac laptop, so between the two, I haven't had an "officially supported" OS in about 2 years.

      I hope this answers your question. Rose students like to trash talk the school a lot, but really, its not always that bad. I was a bit miffed that I had to reregiste

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    10. Re:Simple... by eean · · Score: 1

      Well, your quite possible right about us as well. Probably our IT dept. is too lazy/not smart enough/concerned people will just stick their ethernet into a different port.

    11. Re:Simple... by carpe_noctem · · Score: 1

      Also, on an unrelated sidenote, I checked out your homepage. Are you considering Rose for college?

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    12. Re:Simple... by mistermund · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At Carnegie Mellon, unregistered boxes are automatically routed to a web page that allows them to do temporary or permanent registration based based on MAC address. Once you register, your machine can access the network and DHCP. This allows for easy monitoring, notification, and disconnection of zombies.

      It's called AuthBridge and runs on a Linux machine with ethernet bridging and real time packet filtering based on the MAC address. See the link for technical descriptions, diagrams, and further details.

      Seems to work quite seamlessly as an end user, IMHO.

    13. Re:Simple... by muon1183 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A slightly less draconian measure which my school has taken is, upon detecting virus activity from a given computer on the network, it is removed from the DHCP database and kicked from the network. The owner of the computer is then notified that their computer is infected with a virus and not allowed to reconnect to the network until they have demonstrated the problem is fixed. One should note that our network has on the order of 50,000 computers attached to it, so this is definetely a scriptable solution. Also, this allows for a mixed computing environment.

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    14. Re:Simple... by beporter · · Score: 1

      My college is the same. If an infected computer is detected on the campus net, that specific network port is shut off until you can prove you've removed the worm. Auxiliary to this is requiring every computer on campus to have up-to-date virus software, including linux boxes! (This might go to show the level of competency in the Computer Center.) Computers not running a personally purchased copy of AV software will also be disconnected. I personally find this approach much to harsh. I have one wintel machine, one i386/bsd box, an Apple iBook, and a Dual G4. I am not about to go buy three/four separate licenses to cover these machines. Especially considering only the wintel box poses a (arguably) significant threat.

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    15. Re:Simple... by sys$manager · · Score: 1

      The users must be punished for their arrogance!

  5. Higher admission standards by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 1

    Only admit students intelligent enough run a virus scanner if they are on a Micro$oft platform.

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    1. Re:Higher admission standards by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      There are people smart enough to avoid viruses without a virus scanner. I'm over three and a half years without a scanner, and I've *never* had a virus.

      I patch, I firewall, and I don't open every fuckwit attachment I get in my email. It's that simple.

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  6. Domain logons by kevin_conaway · · Score: 4, Informative

    At my university, at least for the public machines, when you logon to the domain, a script executes that automatically patches your machine and runs fixblast and fixwelch. you might want to investigate into something like that

    1. Re:Domain logons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly what we are doing at my college. When a student first connects, they are kept in a separate vlan for a while, until a script has finished scanning them to ensure they are updated and aren't infected. Of course, the virus is spreading there, but the people that are connecting normally are just fine. Better than my sister is doing at Wagner, where they have had their students moved in for nearly 2 weeks and their network was still down. Last I heard.

    2. Re:Domain logons by Phleg · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, if you use this solution, to give users notice that you will install patches on their system, and make them accept this. If not, you could face serious legal issues.

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    3. Re:Domain logons by shokk · · Score: 1

      EULAs like this can be incorporated into a web page like those used in airport WiFi networks that sell you connection time on their access points. This scripted VLAN solution sounds pretty nice. Does this use 802.1x?

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    4. Re:Domain logons by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Some of us would equate that joining your computer to the domain (which requires administrative priveleges on your computer) is BY DEFINITION turning control over to the domain administrator.

    5. Re:Domain logons by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think that this is the perfect environment for an anti-worm. If the spread of such a worm was limited to the college's netblock, it could be easily controlled (luckily computer viruses don't spontaneously mutate) and it could be set to download all needed patches from a campus server, and destroy itself on command from the same server. Something like this could also be worthwhile on corporate networks. Why haven't antivirus companies caught on to this? They could sell customized anti-worms to small-to-medium size network owners. The problems of releasing an anti-worm on the Internet at large don't apply to smaller networks. You can get the permission of all the network admins before releasing the worm, and a central server can be used to control the infection, keeping track of which computers are patched and shutting down the worm when it has done its job.

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    6. Re:Domain logons by Samari711 · · Score: 1

      except getting every student computer logged into a windows domain can be an absolute nightmare. we tried that here last year and it broke more computers than it fixed. what the sysadmins tried this year was to segment the vlans even more and block the blaster ports between segments so the virus can only spread across a floor or so. then to use DNS every ethernet card has to be registered otherwise the only site you can surf to is the registration page, so they purged the registration database and added steps to the process like install our virus software, enable your windows firewall, enable auto updates, etc. of course right now there are still a few hundred infected students but they've been detected with packet sniffers and an email was sent to them giving them 72 hours to get it cleaned or their ethernet jack will be disabled till they bring it in to be cleaned.
      obviously not the simplest way to go about things but it's kept the network from being swamped. i heard uconn forced students to run a java aplet that did a virus scan and enabled all the proper settings and then left a digital signiture file and their computer couldn't be registered until that signature file was found. that was probably the best way to go about it.

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    7. Re:Domain logons by swillden · · Score: 1

      So how do they accomodate non-Windows systems?

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    8. Re:Domain logons by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      Why haven't antivirus companies caught on to this [anti-worms] ?
      I think one of the reasons is that people don't always want to fight fire with fire. The Joe Average User types are now very slowly learning that malware such as worms is out there and that they should better protect their hardware. In this situation, telling them that there aren't only bad worms, but also good worms, wouldn't necessarily help.

      For example, you can't teach them how to tell if an e-mail really came from Microsoft or if it's spoofed -- it's just too complicated. However, you can inform them of the fact that Microsoft never ever sends out patches in e-mails, so when they get an e-mail claiming to contain a security-relevant patch they should install, they know it can't be for real and is probably very dangerous.

      If you distribute a hotfix like this, I might find that okay. After all, it'll only run on machines of users who were stupid enough to execute something that came in their e-mail. However, I don't think it's right to write an anti-worm that gets into a system through a security vulnerability and runs without the user's consent and/or knowledge. And, IANAL nor American, but I'm pretty sure it's against the law, too. That should be enough reasons why anti-virus companies haven't cought on to this.

      Of course, the situation is different in a company that owns all the computers, as opposed to a college dorm. But OTOH, an admin that has access to all boxes on the net should be able to remotely make them install patches without resorting to worms.
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    9. Re:Domain logons by cptgrudge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Quickly! Someone establish solid prior art before some company patents it and starts charging licensing fees to virus writers!

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    10. Re:Domain logons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the e-mail UC Berkeley sent out (gist is that access will be denied until it's fixed):

      Several fast-spreading computer viruses have begun to pose a
      significant threat to the security and operation of the campus
      network. To mitigate this, starting Tuesday, September 2, the Campus
      System and Network Security Office (SNS) will be automatically
      blocking network access to any computer found to be infected or
      posing an immediate threat to the network.

      In the past SNS has sent warning messages and waited for some period
      of time before blocking a computer from the network. But, because of
      the rapid spread of these viruses, SNS will block infected computers
      immediately and send notifications to departmental security contacts
      or individual users at the same time.

      To make sure that your computer doesn't become infected, you should
      take the following steps:

      1. Keep your software (including Windows) up to date and patched.
      Updates for Windows can be downloaded at:

      http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/

      2. Make sure you're running an updated antivirus program. Symantec
      AntiVirus is available free to faculty, staff, and students at:

      http://software.berkeley.edu/

      3. SNS also recommends installing a host-based firewall as another
      layer of security. For more information on securing your computer,
      please see:

      http://security.berkeley.edu/bestpractices.html

      If your computer becomes infected and is blocked from the network,
      SNS will send notification including instructions on resecuring your
      computer. That notification will either go to departmental security
      personnel, or to security contacts in the Residence Halls, or, in the
      case of AirBears and dialup users, to the email address associated
      with your account. To have connectivity restored, you will need to
      follow the instructions in that notice. Those instructions will be
      different depending on what kind of infection or compromise your
      computer fell victim to.

      Jack McCredie
      Associate Vice Chancellor--Information Technology
      and Chief Information Officer

      Craig Lant
      Campus Information Systems Security Officer

    11. Re:Domain logons by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that this is the perfect environment for an anti-worm. If the spread of such a worm was limited to the college's netblock, it could be easily controlled (luckily computer viruses don't spontaneously mutate) and it could be set to download all needed patches from a campus server, and destroy itself on command from the same server. Something like this could also be worthwhile on corporate networks. Why haven't antivirus companies caught on to this?

      Once the machine is owned by a virus, patching it and pretending everything is ok is just plain stupid. You have no idea how many trojans the virus installed. Once an infected machine is found, it should be blocked from the net immediately, physically disconnected, shut down, and reinstalled from scratch, including all applications. Basically, the only safe approach is to boot from a CD and wipe the disk.

      Even with all of the above, you're still not 100% safe, your BIOS may have been trojaned (i.e., reflashed). The best approach is prevention: just don't run an OS that leaves you wide open like that. The second time it happens to you, you might as well put Linux on the machine. You're obviously going to save time in the long run, not to mention keeping your valuable data safe from snooping or perhaps total loss.

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    12. Re:Domain logons by ArcSecond · · Score: 1

      telling them that there aren't only bad worms, but also good worms, wouldn't necessarily help But it would be more accurate. I think that education is a big part of the process in this case. Maybe you have little dorm/floor tech reps who help everyone set up their machine and work with other reps to address school-wide issues. (There's that anarchist in me, again.) However, I don't think it's right to write an anti-worm that gets into a system through a security vulnerability and runs without the user's consent and/or knowledge. And, IANAL nor American, but I'm pretty sure it's against the law, too. That should be enough reasons why anti-virus companies haven't cought on to this. I think you missed the point: the anti-worm is deployed like a worm, but it is WELCOMED by the infectee. It is like inviting a little "angel" to come live on your system, as opposed to a "demon" who is up to no good. They may talk the same language, but they become like community helpers. You (of course) give them cute names and they become part of the local folklore. T-shirts. Stickers. Etc. So while it may be a worm, it is a nice worm. A kinder, gentler worm. Our worm. Trust is the only issue.

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    13. Re:Domain logons by slamb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think that this is the perfect environment for an anti-worm. If the spread of such a worm was limited to the college's netblock, it could be easily controlled (luckily computer viruses don't spontaneously mutate) and it could be set to download all needed patches from a campus server, and destroy itself on command from the same server

      A worm has a bunch of properties that aren't desirable here:

      • every machine probes all the others - this slows down the network, as we've all seen. Centralized machines with more coordination and such probing machines systematically would be more friendly to the network. (Worms do this to catch people when they cross network boundaries with a laptop and such (unnecessary), to catch stuff unreachable from earlier machines (unnecessary), and to make it hard to see where the attack came from (unnecessary).
      • it lingers around on the machines (so that it can do the above) - undesirable. Once a machine is patched, it should go back to doing whatever it's doing rather than running worm code.
      • opens the machines to new security flaws - downloading stuff from a centralized server? Do you check a cryptographic signature of the downloaded code? How do you keep the key secure? What if you screw up the logic?

      Now, you might say that those problems are only temporary, but what if your screw up the code to make the worm destroy itself? Then you have no way to control the outbreak - you've already patched your only sure way to get in.

      A better way would be for your machines (ones you control without having to infect) to scan machines and send code that exploits the vulnerability and patches it. Nothing else. But even this would never fly; see below.

      Why haven't antivirus companies caught on to this? They could sell customized anti-worms to small-to-medium size network owners. The problems of releasing an anti-worm on the Internet at large don't apply to smaller networks. You can get the permission of all the network admins before releasing the worm, and a central server can be used to control the infection, keeping track of which computers are patched and shutting down the worm when it has done its job.

      Trust. They may be able to get the permission of all the network admins, but they'd never get the permission of all the owners of the machines. If someone were trying to break into my machine, I'd throw a fit, even if I believed their intent. They could screw up, opening my machine to new vulnerabilities. The correct thing to do when you notice someone else's machine is vulnerable is to TELL THEM they have a problem and TEACH THEM how to fix it.

    14. Re:Domain logons by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      What are these "non-Windows systems" you speak of? I know not these words.

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    15. Re:Domain logons by LamerX · · Score: 1

      Thats is why you set up an agreement before they bring in the computers. Get it integrated into the loads and loads of paperwork that the students already have to fill out. Then your ass is covered. Hell, my high school had an acceptable use policy on the comptuers that we had to sign.

    16. Re:Domain logons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My recollection of college was that motivation to do things began and ended with the almighty GPA. So... an independent studies class, where the grades range from A (fully patched, virus free, firewalled computer) to F (the opposite of A). Any freshman who failed to understand the importance of getting another A doesn't deserve to be in college anyway (tongue in cheek).

    17. Re:Domain logons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't just go around installing things on users computers without their knowledge and permission. Perhaps a Splash Screen that links to a repair script when they login to the network, and a network use policy that limits their traffic to that one page, on that one port until said machine is patched.

    18. Re:Domain logons by dhawton · · Score: 0

      My high school has an acceptable user policy for computer systems now. You don't sign it, you can't use the computers at school, that simple. I can't wait for my senior year at that school to start to watch the unpatched systems get msblaster or something else, there are over 600 school computers on campus, and most of them never get updated.

    19. Re:Domain logons by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      I think you missed the point: the anti-worm is deployed like a worm, but it is WELCOMED by the infectee. It is like inviting a little "angel" to come live on your system ...
      The problem is, worms don't wait for an invitation, per definition. They aren't software you want to execute -- if you wanted it, you'd download and execute it by yourself. You're totally right in saying that education is important. We should educate people that worms are dangerous and what they can do about them. And how often they affect non-Microsoft systems ^_~ But we shouldn't sneak unrequested software into their systems, which could potentially steal system resources during time-critical operations like burning a CD-R or submitting your homework at the last second. There's a reason why patch installers tell you to save all your work and close all other programs; omitting this is asking for trouble.
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    20. Re:Domain logons by gregmac · · Score: 1
      Once an infected machine is found, it should be blocked from the net immediately, physically disconnected, shut down, and reinstalled from scratch, including all applications.

      So you'd have no problems if you were living in a dorm, and one day a syadmin told you that you have to reinstall your machine and you're not allowed back on the network until you do? It's one thing to apply this sort of strategy to corporate networks, it's quite another in a univeristy residence.

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    21. Re:Domain logons by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      Becuase it's still a virus. Sure, it has a different payload but nonetheless, it's still illegal under U.S law. Sure, it only infects company machines but you've always got the problem of someone from outside loging on and having their system hosed.

      Although I can see this being used for wireless security; everyone is infected with a virus that reportes to the server and automatically tries to infect other machines every, say, 5 minutes. Some script kittie logs on with a unpatched machine, gets infected, then the company has a nice list of IP addys they can trace back because every time they, for example, change IP, it alerts the server.

    22. Re:Domain logons by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, run the white-hat version of MSBLAST on one of the computers in the network segment. Then the patch will automatically roll out to everyone in the dorms, unattended, and those that don't need it, won't get it.

      Make sure to put such a clause in your TOS agreement that students have to accept.

      Some people might complain, But you can probably stop this by making it 100% policy to publish the hack and results every time this procedure is done on a network segment.

      For university owned computers, the TOS would not need to be updated. Just install the worm, and all your machines are patched instantly.

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    23. Re:Domain logons by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      "IANAL nor American, but I'm pretty sure it's against the law, too. That should be enough reasons why anti-virus companies haven't cought on to this."

      Since when is it illegal to exploit a machine you own?

      Your parent is talking about COPORATE OWNED MACHINES, not home users. In a corporate environment, (or university) where the machines you roll the worm out on are owned by the corporation or university, this is legal, and would be a huge timesaver to administrators.

      NOBODY is talking about doing this in EMAIL spread viruses, but with WORMS. You seem to have no idea the difference between the two.

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    24. Re:Domain logons by Nilmat · · Score: 1

      Um. . . This is not such an issue for machines you own. The problem this "ask slashdot" brings up relates to machines on your network that you DO NOT own (ie student's personal machines). In this case, creating an anti-worm and using it without students' permission would be pretty unethical, and perhaps illegal. Get your facts straight before you post, please.

    25. Re:Domain logons by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      Dear Natalie's Hot Grits, I'm afraid your attempt at being a smart-ass failed completely, because you simply got the facts totally wrong.
      Your parent is talking about COPORATE OWNED MACHINES ...
      No, s/he is absolutely not. The comment referred to the situation of student-owned machines in a college dorm.
      NOBODY is talking about doing this in EMAIL spread viruses, but with WORMS. You seem to have no idea the difference between the two.
      I think it's rather you who doesn't know the difference between viruses and worms. Viruses infect other executables, while worms are self-contained. It's perfectly normal for worms to spread via e-mails and/or e-mail related infrastructure/protocols/software.

      Anyway, my example about software that is distributed via e-mail and would have to be executed by a user him-/herself was about what I could (barely) accept. In the context of my comment, this was the exact opposite of the "WORMS" you believe to know so much about. I said ...
      I don't think it's right to write an anti-worm that gets into a system through a security vulnerability and runs without the user's consent and/or knowledge.
      No word about e-mails there.
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    26. Re:Domain logons by fasura · · Score: 0

      The second time it happens to you, you might as well put Linux on the machine. You're obviously going to save time in the long run,
      Much as I like Linux it is never ever going to save you time. After you've mucked about for hours configuring it you're going to waste even longer training everyone to use it. Remember, not everyone is a geek with no social life. Some of us realised Linux is a waste of time and just want to do stuff quickly.

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    27. Re:Domain logons by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

      The only problem with this is that worms have a very nasty habit of being...well...wormlike. The very nature of a true worm would cause that worm to find its way out into the wild, someway, somehow (roving laptops come to mind). That said, I like the idea. Maybe we just need custom worms that will only infect our own address spaces. Again though, if your address space is one of the private spaces, there's a chance a roving laptop could spread it to another private ip space.

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    28. Re:Domain logons by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      The problems of releasing an anti-worm on the Internet at large don't apply to smaller networks.

      Unfortunately, you are wrong. It is still illegal.

      In theory, this is a great idea. But you would still need each user's consent for "installation" of the "software" on a students' pc. Maybe it would be easier to buy a corporate Anti-Virus package and get students to install this instead?

    29. Re:Domain logons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be easy to contain a custom worm, just make it phone home before it does anything.

    30. Re:Domain logons by toast0 · · Score: 1

      sure....

      i'd also have no problem telling them i reinstalled my machine, and they can reconnect me now....

      and if they don't, i'd have no problem leeching off my room/floormates by running ipmasq, and additional network cables

    31. Re:Domain logons by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 1

      READ the parent to my parent. Then your confusion will be gone.

      The parent was referring to it being illegal to roll out an anti-worm in a corporate environment on coporate owned machines. There is NOTHING illegal about this...

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    32. Re:Domain logons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anti-Worms? Yeah, that worked so well last month, didn't it?

      Remember the Morris worm? The reason it brought down the Internet was because of a bug. Antiworms could quite easily be buggy enough to run wild.

  7. Ban 'em by larien · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you can track down where the traffic is coming from (which I believe you can with MSBLASTER, at least to the extent of IP address and from there, MAC address), block their port until they fix their machine. Once they've (a) patched up and (b) removed MSBLASTER, let them back on. Having an A4 sheet detailing where to get the patch and removal tool (possibly mirrored locally) would be a good idea too.

    1. Re:Ban 'em by SnowWolf2003 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you block them, how are the supposed to patch their machine?

      How about netsending them with a message saying their machine has been infected with a virus - please go to x website to download and install the patch. Also give them a helpdesk phone number so they can be walked through the process.
      If they aren't tech savvy enough to be keeping their virus scanner up to date, they probably haven't turned off the messenger service either.

    2. Re:Ban 'em by KoolDude · · Score: 0

      Nice idea. Better yet, let them go back home, enjoy a long vacation and come back in 2004 when the worm expires...

      No, I am not one of 'em :)

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    3. Re:Ban 'em by figital · · Score: 2

      i bet this works great with 20000 users. or not :(

    4. Re:Ban 'em by lewiz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Having an A4 sheet detailing where to get the patch and removal tool (possibly mirrored locally) would be a good idea too.

      Okay, so you give them the URL on the paper, right? Then what do they do? Call up the tech. support people and ask them to shout the patch down the 'phone? I can imagine it now: ``was that `one-one-oh', or `one-oh-oh'?''

    5. Re:Ban 'em by greendoggg · · Score: 1

      The IT department at my work did this, and it was incredibly effective. Of course, it helped that they had CD's you could go pick up with the patch on, so you didn't need net access to fix the problem. People fixed their computers quickly.

      But IT didn't do this until they had sent out a total of 4 emails over several weeks telling people to apply the patch. Cutting off people's ethernet port was just the final straw.

    6. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can track down where the traffic is coming from

      Yes, and apparently this bandwidth-hogging strain of MSBLASTER is called Kazzaa.

    7. Re:Ban 'em by bigfatlamer · · Score: 1

      This is what is done at my (graduate/medical) institution. Network traffic from a virus/worm is traced to the IP address and that port is shut down. I learned this the hard way when a visiting professor plugged his long unpatched Win98 laptop into our hub and the port went down about 30 minutes later.

      Unfortunately, they don't have the sheet detailing the way to get things back up and running and get your port unblocked. You have to find the newtork admin folks (they're unlisted in the campus directory, both the printed and online version and their office is in a hallway hidden behind the freight elevator and it doesn't have a sign or room number on the door) and ask them to come look at your machine/lab to make sure the unpatched machine has been fixed or removed and then they'll go back and hook you back up.

      BFL

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      --Doug Copland
    8. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A4?? Another indication of /. being Euro-centric. You know, some of us use US-letter!

    9. Re:Ban 'em by jaxdahl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      here at Oklahoma State University, the IT department gave all the RAs in all the dorms and apartments a fix-it CD, all users must run the software on the CD regardless of whether they don't think they have msblast/sobig, etc.

    10. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to find the newtork admin folks (they're unlisted in the campus directory, both the printed and online version and their office is in a hallway hidden behind the freight elevator and it doesn't have a sign or room number on the door) and ask them to come look at your machine/lab to make sure the unpatched machine has been fixed or removed and then they'll go back and hook you back up.

      AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

      bofh's the lot

    11. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its AMAZING how quickly they will fix it if they want those mp3s...

      or even better if they are infected when they get on the web (and they will) redirect them to a nice web page telling them what the need to do to fix the problem. point them at a few good virus packages and daisy 2.0, and remind them that windows update is their friend and to turn it to just auto update... Then log how many times they have seen the warning and tell them if they do not fix their port WILL be turned off. Give em like 3 strikes or something... Have a nice server with all the patches so everyone can get at them. Maybe with a nice batch file to run them all for you...

    12. Re:Ban 'em by coyote-san · · Score: 1

      Unless college RAs have suddenly gotten a lot more intelligent, a blanket rule like that will give you a bigger headache as the Mac and Linux users complain about you requiring everyone to run Windows. You are, implicitly, in insisting everyone run Windows software before they can connect to the network.

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    13. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok so what about us Linux users??? ALL users must run the software....

      Most of the time if you simply dont join the campus's lame domain you still can get internet and email access... so it doesnt matter I cant get the lame school domain based services.

      Only a moron ran school would use windows domains anyways....

    14. Re:Ban 'em by Kevin+DeGraaf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      here at Oklahoma State University, the IT department gave all the RAs in all the dorms and apartments a fix-it CD, all users must run the software on the CD regardless of whether they don't think they have msblast/sobig, etc.

      If that really happened, it would be the stupidest thing I've heard of in a while.

      1. What if these patches introduce other problems/bugs? After all, this is M$ software we're talking about here. Has the IT department done exhaustive regression testing to make sure the patches won't cause other issues?

      2. It would be stupid to pass around home-grown discs like this. What if someone in IT screwed up and included the wrong patches? Or, perhaps a bored, nefarious student working in IT included something like BackOrifice on the CD?

      3. Obvious Slashdot objection -- what about those of us who don't run M$ shit? Are the RA's really clueful enough to realize this, or are they going to be stupid tools of the system and sit there and force you to attempt installation, and then accuse you of subversion when the Win32 binaries don't run on your *nix box?

      These are just a few off-the-top examples of why this action was a Brain-Dead (TM) thing to do. The IT department has every right to implement network-level measures to stop the spread of malware. But their jurisdiction STOPS at the network jack in the wall!

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    15. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is actually a much better plan than you seem to think. After students began moving back to campus our network was completely useless within a few minutes of the first students plugging in. Those of us in the IT dept. eventually moved to the plan of burning several hundred CDs with patches and information (we have the facilities to do this in a few hours) and then requiring them as part of the move in process IF you want your computer on our network. You install the patches on our CD at your own risk and responsible for any damage it may do. On the other hand, if you try to put your infected computer on our network, we will hold you completely responsible for any damage that you cause to us. To date, we haven't had a single problem, and as of our last scans we had a mere 127 computers that were vulnerable out of a possible 20,000. The point is, we make it a choice for the student. They aren't under any obligation to install anything that they don't want to so long as they are not on our network. Other than that: it's our network, so you have to play by our rules.

    16. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What if these patches introduce other problems/bugs?

      Hey, we're not talking mission critical servers here, ok?! If you're so worried, back up your data first.

      > But their jurisdiction STOPS at the network jack in the wall!

      Yes. Aren't they just saying "either you run the CD, or you don't connect to the network"?

    17. Re:Ban 'em by Knightmare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously you are well mis-informed as to the repercussions of not patching for this worm. You can get pissed at Microsoft if you wish, but not patching for this is not really an option. Non-authenticated remote administrator exploit with one of the 30 different variations of the exploit that are available to the public. People have even released DCOM exploit for dummies howto pages at this point. Unless you want random people traipsing around your hard drive with rights to read/write anything on the disk, then patch.

      And if the RA was caught infecting everyones PCs with a new hole while passing around a disk to fix an old one, it wouldn't happen twice because they would be expelled. Just remember, not everyone is out to get you. Take off the tin hat sometime, leave your cave, smile and say hi to the people you meet on your trip around the real world. They are not all out to get you, if this sentence seems false, there is medication that can help you.

      The wrong thing for you to do is to try and fight the man and tell them they can't do things to your PC because pretty soon your network jack will stop working and you will be packing up your PC. And if you enlist enough of your buddies to fight the fight with you, next thing you know they will institute a policy that part of enrollment is paying for a brand new Dell laptop that will be yours when you leave school, but will be administrated as the school asks till that happens. Just FYI thats the way several of the expensive universities do it.

    18. Re:Ban 'em by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Always give policy-bots like these guys a sandbox to play in. Use a removable rack for your system drive, and have a spare drive with nothing but a fresh install of whatever Windows crap they expect you to have. Let them run their crapware on the sandbox drive, then when they leave take the real system drive out of your suitcase and you're ready to go.

    19. Re:Ban 'em by drugdealer · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, the government will be mandating that everyone on the road put on seatbelts.

      1. What if the seatbelt introduces other problems? Maybe on a particular car, the seatbelt is too tight and cuts off the person's circulation, which then leads to an accident.

      2. Cars are generally obtained from local car dealers or private parties. What if a bored, nefarious individual were to modify the seatbelts on the cars in his/her lot (or driveway, if a private party) to do something...nefarious?

      3. What about the people riding motorcycles?

      The government has every right to implement highway changes. But their jurisdiction STOPS at my car door!

    20. Re:Ban 'em by RezConRick · · Score: 1

      I run the ResNet program for San Diego State. We did the same thing and it has worked pretty well. The update hosed one girl's system, but we are dealing with it. Out of 3000 people, I guess 1 isn't so bad...

    21. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where have you been? That's already happened here in the US. Seat-belt laws are unavoidable, and the government's jurisdiction extends wherever they can tell police to arrest you. Furthermore, it saves the public millions each year in health-care costs. So it's hardly a bad thing.

      Honestly, where do you get these ideas? "...their jurisdiction STOPS at my car door!" Puh-lease.

    22. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone can't spot satire ...

    23. Re:Ban 'em by drugdealer · · Score: 1

      Did you notice certain similarities between the parent post and my post? Do you know what the word satire means? Do you suppose I might have chosen seat belt laws as an example because the public benefit of seat belt laws is so obvious?

    24. Re:Ban 'em by Kevin+DeGraaf · · Score: 1

      Don't make unsubstantiated statements. I am darned well aware of the damage these types of Microsoft malware can accomplish. I never said "don't patch", and you're silly (or worse) to put those words in my mouth. FWIW, all machines in my purview (friends, family, etc.) have been patched up well in advance.

      My point, though, is that a college's IT department has no business forcing people to install shit on their machines. Today it's a patch. Tomorrow it's censorship software. (No shit: this was considered, and thankfully shot down, at my conservative Christian alma mater.) The hell with that. Personal machines are just that -- personal.

      A compromise solution that I think we can both agree on would be to use SNMP to disable the switch ports of anyone caught propagating the malware until they could demonstrate patchedness. But don't walk around telling me I must install a certain piece of software on my machine. That's BS, especially since my OSes of choice (*nix family) are invulnerable to this shit and are far above the comprehension of the vast majority of my former school's IT department anyway.

      I'll ignore all of your tinfoil hat / cave bullshit, since there are no grounds for that, and you're just trolling.

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      We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.
    25. Re:Ban 'em by Detritus · · Score: 1

      They should finish it off by putting a "Beware of Leopard" sign on their door.

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    26. Re:Ban 'em by drugdealer · · Score: 1

      Here, I'll give you another chance to "get it."

      Next thing you know, the government will be mandating that everyone on the road drive cars in good working condition.

      1. What if the maintenance requirement introduces other problems? Maybe some mechanics will screw up the car rather than fix it.

      2. What if a bored, nefarious mechanic were to modify the car to do something...nefarious?

      3. What about the people riding motorcycles?

      The government has every right to implement highway changes. But their jurisdiction STOPS at the hood of my car!

      This is better analogy than the seatbelt analogy. The following questions will show why: 1) Is it desirable to stop people from driving unsafe cars on the highway? 2) Is it desirable to stop people from connecting "unsafe" computers to a network?

      One more chance, Mr. Maximum Density: do you think this is satire, or do you think I actually advocate that people not wear seatbelts and not keep their cars in good working condition?

    27. Re:Ban 'em by roju · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but my linux box can sorta run windows software. Now, their changes wouldn't actually do anything, since it's not actually windows, but at least the RA would be happy.

    28. Re:Ban 'em by roju · · Score: 1
      But don't walk around telling me I must install a certain piece of software on my machine.

      Can't the university rebut with "Don't walk around telling me I must provide you with internet access."

    29. Re:Ban 'em by Spoing · · Score: 1
      Can't the university rebut with "Don't walk around telling me I must provide you with internet access."

      Internet access is a 'necessity' these days like a computer lab (sans-network) was just a few years ago. You can't keep up without it, and the proffessors post information over it.

      Yes, you could do without...yet, you'd be doing yourself a disservice.

      I think not banning till shown infected then blocking at the router is the best choice. The individual's motivation to get on the network would be enough to ensure people do the right thing. (If it's a Linux or Mac box...there would be no problem; innocent until proven guilty!)

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      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
    30. Re:Ban 'em by Knightmare · · Score: 1

      First off, I will say whatever the hell I feel like saying.

      Second off, I am not the one who has Troll points beside my comment, that would be you.

      Third, you DO suggest the possiblity of not patching. Your comment about regression testing by the universitity etc... If there is no alternative to patching then why would somebody even bother with regression testing? In this case it's either patch, or someone will destroy my system for me. Personally, I don't see there really being any options here...

      And your dead wrong that it isn't the institutions responsibility to protect their network resources. Which is why my comment about the university banning personal PCs is very real. It would be retarded for universities not to put some requirements on software the systems are required to run (anti-virus) and patches that must be applied (anything from windows update, if it's a windows box) Almost all of the latest viruses COULD have been prevented with patching alone. This is one thing I actually give Microsoft credit for, they can tell when a threat is a bad one and they release patches accordingly. It's bullshit attitudes like yours that put networks at risk. Well that and all the people that don't even know what a patch is...

    31. Re:Ban 'em by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      No, that would be the 'intranet.'

    32. Re:Ban 'em by Kevin+DeGraaf · · Score: 1

      Sure, you have the right to post whatever strings of characters you wish. However, twisting my words into points that I did not make, and are indeed contrary to the points I did make, serves only to make you look foolish and incapable of argument. If underscoring this fact is your goal, then congratulations: you win the blue ribbon.

      Second, a "troll" designator means nothing. It's a function of which moderators happen to see which comments, which moods they're in at the time, which side of the issue they agree with, et cetera. My comment was also scored much higher (initially) than yours, attracting more moderator attention. Your inappropriate ad-hominem attacks, on the other hand, are definitely the trolls here.

      As further evidence that you are indeed a troll, consider the definition -- one who posts crap in the hope that people such as myself will spend precious holiday minutes rebutting it, which, unsurprisingly, I'm doing.

      Moving along to your actual points:

      If there is no alternative to patching then why would somebody even bother with regression testing?

      Geez, I dunno, maybe to make sure there are no ill side effects and reporting them to the vendor, to get a fixed patch, if there are? You know, exercising this quality we like to call "caution" when dealing with legendarily-buggy software?

      And your dead wrong that it isn't the institutions responsibility to protect their network resources.

      In addition to being careless or ignorant enough to replace "you're" with "your", you also seem to have some reading comprehension issues. In #6834249, I specifically said "The IT department has every right to implement network-level measures to stop the spread of malware."

      It would be retarded for universities not to put some requirements on software the systems are required to run (anti-virus) and patches that must be applied (anything from windows update, if it's a windows box)

      Nope. My box -- I will decide what gets installed on it. Period.

      If you will refer back to #6835222, you will see that I support automatic disabling of switch ports when worm/virus activity is detected emanating therefrom. Problem solved, no invasive demands involved.

      This is something that a competent systems/networks guy could engineer in a few days (strategically-placed intrusion detection systems, using ARP to translate to MAC addresses, then SNMP to search ports for the given MAC and remotely disable said port), and would be a much less invasive and labor-intensive system than pushing around patches.

      Now I'm certainly not opposed to IT departments at schools campaigning and raising student awareness of patching, and making CD's available -- that's all well and good. What I'm arguing is mandated updates. That's over the line.

      I'll also point out that I would come down on the other side of the issue in the case of a corporate network. For the mentally challenged, that means that I support *corporate* IT departments mandating and performing patching against worms/viruses. There's no issue there because the machines are owned by the company, to be used for company purposes.

      So then, what is "bullshit", sir, is your advocacy of the jackbooted "install OUR software on YOUR personal machine NOW" theme, and your apparent inability to argue.

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    33. Re:Ban 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, with some of the services you are required to use for classes (some webct/blackboard systems at some universities), jstor, academic elite, lexis-nexis, etc... you actually have to have INTERNET access, not INTRANET....

      however, one could say that the students could always get dial-up access....

  8. Possible solution by Phleg · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do some intrusion detection on the network--possibly through Snort. If any machine is spamming out MSBlast messages or Sobig emails, drop their connection via MAC address and refuse to give them another DHCP lease. Then, when the person comes in to complain, let them know their computer was infected and flooding the network, and give them a floppy with the proper security patch on it.

    It might be a bit annoying to automate the process (except for handing out floppies) at first, but it seems like it could significantly help, while at the same time educating users to update their patches.

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    1. Re:Possible solution by themassiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was with you until this part: "drop their connection via MAC address and refuse to give them another DHCP lease". Here's a better idea. CALL THEM! If they're running Windows, send them a Messenger Service Message before you cut their connection, telling them to call IT or something. Don't just shut them off, it's bad for your department's image and it's a bad policy when dealing with people.

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    2. Re:Possible solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about potentially thousands of machines here...

    3. Re:Possible solution by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      give them a floppy with the proper security patch on it.

      LOL. None of my computers have floppies (ranging from AMD-K5 100MHz and up to AMD XP 2100+), and never have. If I was required to use a floppy, I'd give it to a friend and download the contents over FTP. But you just revoked my DHCP lease.

      Also note that a computer sending out those TCP/UDP packets may not even be infected. They may do it just for fun ;)

    4. Re:Possible solution by mtahrens · · Score: 1

      It would be a bit of a pain, but why not make a special dhcp list for people who are infected. Have it give out special name servers which resolve everything to one website which has fix information on it. Have a little writeup on how to fix the offending computer then a number to call when the computer is fixed or if the user has issues. If you wanted to get really complicated you could setup different writeups for different worms/viruses. Just an idea tho.

    5. Re:Possible solution by Knightmare · · Score: 1

      My favorite alternative to this is to warn them several times to go to a certain website where they must download and run the cleaner/patcher. If they don't comply, swap their port over to another vlan where the only thing they can do is see the other infected machines and download the patch.

      Yes this requires scripting skills and good switching hardware, and yes I realize both of those are not available at all universities, just a suggestion where the hardware does exist.

      The way to pull off the part about all they can do is download the patch, setup a linux box on this vlan which is the dhcp server, dns server and webserver. It gives out an address, along with the dns server and gateway setting set to the linux box. If they try to do dns resolutions just have the dns server answer back with it's ip address for every lookup. So when they hit www.google.com it will hit your web server. In the case of cached DNS entries, this is where the gateway comes into play. Set the box to redirect any incoming port 80 traffic to the local web server. That way any resolved or cached dns queries that end up becoming web requests end up at your webserver where you have a message and two links. One for the patch and one for "scan me so I can get back to the real network," which will kick off a copy of the dcom vuln scanner and if they have a clean bill of health swap them back to the real vlan.

    6. Re:Possible solution by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      No, that is more of a support nightmare. they signed a Network Use Agreement that says they will be banned if thier machine is found to be infected. Go ahead and assist them with cleaning thier machine, at least the first time, but go ahead and fine the repeat offenders.

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    7. Re:Possible solution by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      I take it your assuming those who have disabled the messenger service are smart enough not to have let blaster in?

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    8. Re:Possible solution by crapulent · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right! As if the support department has time or inclination to play phone tag with a bunch of students. And using the messenger popup service is no good, as it will be disabled in a lot of cases (if the person has any clue) and even if not, it can easily be ignored, much like all sorts of other popups and annoyances that person likely puts up with.

      The people that work for colleges know that the one thing that makes people come in and ask what's going on is when their net access stops working. You can then hand them a CDR from a stack with all the latest Windows Updates and tell them that after they've run this disk to call back and they'll have their access granted.

      The support staff's job isn't to track down the owners of infected machines, that's their owners' responsibility. The support staff's job is to keep the network running, and isolating infected machines does that very well. You also get the additional benefit of cutting off any new infections before they have time to spread to other vulnerable machines, rather then waiting and playing phone tag with the machine's owner.

    9. Re:Possible solution by chuckfucter · · Score: 1

      i would mod you up if i could, good idea

  9. MAC address lockdown by Peachy · · Score: 1

    At the switch level.

    1. Re:MAC address lockdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's easy to hijack one and use that one. at least under OS like linux. dunno about the point&click interface.

  10. You could just... by gsperling · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...tell students at registration that Windows machines are not allowed on the network, and that they must install Linux. This will not only clean up your network problems, but it will also give the students a sense of doing the right thing for their computers. Along with their free condoms, give 'em free Linux CDs.

    1. Re:You could just... by Phleg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because I'm sure that they'd far rather spend sixty times the amount of support costs trying to get users acquainted with Linux, rather than have their network flooded with virii every now and then.

      Now don't get me wrong--I'm just as much a die-hard Linux advocate as anyone, but it's just not feasible to tell every kid on a college campus to suddenly switch operating systems. They're going to need to figure out how, and you're going to be the ones to tell them. This is going to send your costs through the roof.

      He's trying to solve problems for his university, not create new ones.

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    2. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      flooded with virii every now

      Repeat after me: viruses not "virii"

    3. Re:You could just... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Riiight...Let's not let personal bias get in the way of answering the guy's question, shall we?

      As things stand today, the school's administrators would have to be certifiably insane to try something like that...Maybe in a controlled work environment you could get away with it, but not at a college- it'd be a toss-up between the tech support guys or angry students getting to kill you first.

    4. Re:You could just... by il_diablo · · Score: 1

      Right.

      And tell that to the professors teaching classes that require use of Microsoft programs (Visual Studio, Access, Excel, etc) that they have to rewrite their curriculum and learn to use and teach new software on a new OS.

      Most professors not in CS are technophobes, or at least, not as comfortable with the machines they use to teach to renovate their entire set of courseware.

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    5. Re:You could just... by shokk · · Score: 1

      The schools should not be doing the students the disservice of getting them involved with Linux and OpenOffice etc. when that is not what they will be using in the real world. Let's try and help these guys out with their education rather than leading them down the path to techie-socialist dreamland.

      Despite your wettest dreams, not everyone is going to be comfortable with computers no matter how important a tool it is, just like not everyone is comfortable dealing with every aspect of tax law or psychophysiology. CS is not the only branch of learning, you know.

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      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
    6. Re:You could just... by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      Sadly the case. Dormatory network connections are --let's face it-- used heavily for gaming et cetera. And let's face another thing. MANY people won't be happy with the games available for Mac OS X or for Linux. In an enterprise or government environment, there isn't FPS gaming going on, so a Linux transition is MUCH easier.

    7. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, only allow Linux, not Macs for example (another consumer-accepted computer) or some actually decent *nix system, like a BSD variant.

      From my experience working in tech support for a university, your idea is, quite frankly, very bad.

    8. Re:You could just... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      Intro to Computers 101 (n/c) - This is a manditory seminar for all students using Intel architecture computers in the campus network. This seminar will be held every 15 min in the largest lecture halls on campus and will provide all students with the knowledge needed to load a Knoppix distribution of Linux, and use OpenOffice.org to access, modify and distribute the documents that you created last year. Check the system listing at the door of each lecture hall to determin if your own system will be covered, and in which lecture hall it will be covered. A CD-Rom copy of Knoppix will be provided to all students. The only exemptions that will be allowed are for those students who bring their computer to the specified certification labs to demonstrate that the computer boots into Linux and has not option to boot into Windows.

      Intro to Intel Linux - Lab - 102 (n/c) : This lab will allow you to bring your laptop or desktop computer to one of the specified computer labs. At this lab you will be assisted through the process of installing Linux on your computer, and given an opportunity to experiment with the applications that your professors have recomended using for the course you will be taking. This lab superseeds Intro to Computers 101.

      Follow these up with automated software that periodically polls each computer to determine what OS is running, and admin down any port that is supporting a Windows PC. This software should also generate a memo to the students in the dorm room that that port supports requesting that they bring the offending computer to a certification lab to be validated and have the network port placed back into service.

      Ok, It's not perfect, but would be an option that would protect the campus.

      It's just an idea. I don't expect it to be implemented. One sticking point would be that the school would have to have an agreement with any computer vendor who sells computers on campus that they would certify that the computers they sell to students and faculty on campus support the desktop releases of Linux, (Knoppix, Morphix, Lindows, Mandrak 9.x+, SuSe 9.x+, RH 9.x+) and in all likelyhood the termination of any software contracts with Microsoft.

      -Rusty

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    9. Re:You could just... by KoolDude · · Score: 2, Funny


      Along with their free condoms, give 'em free Linux CDs.

      Dude... you gotta follow the rules. It's ( condoms XOR Linux ).

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    10. Re:You could just... by Call+it+a+n1ght · · Score: 0
      Along with their free condoms, give 'em free Linux CDs.

      What would be the point of that? The intersection of people who would need each of those items is the empty set.

    11. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along with their free condoms, give 'em free Linux CDs.

      With the free linux CDs, I'm not sure they'll find a use for the free condoms...

    12. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Note to students of the art department that wishes to bring a computer. Please get at school a week beffore to install Linux on your machine and learn how it works. The IT department will have no time to help you once the classes begins."

      Yeah righ! This is the most stupid "pro-linux" comment I heard, and tipical of why people hate IT staff so much.

      "They are all loosing their jobs to India? Good ridance, those pedant bastardos are finaly getting more humble." (IN YOUR DREAMS!)

    13. Re:You could just... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're used primarily for running Kazaa and sharing music and movies. The number of potential Kazaa users in a dorm is much greater than the number of potential gamers.

    14. Re:You could just... by Dumass · · Score: 0, Troll

      Repeat after me: viruses not "virii"
      Granted I never did that well in Latin, but I'm going to have to disagree with that.

    15. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only exemptions that will be allowed are for those students who bring their computer to the specified certification labs to demonstrate that the computer boots into Linux and has not option to boot into Windows.
      You're nuts. You want a couple thousand people carting around computers everywhere they go?
    16. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by the time these people graduate, you think people will still be using XP or the current version of office in the real world? Nah.

    17. Re:You could just... by mangu · · Score: 1
      it'd be a toss-up between the tech support guys or angry students getting to kill you first


      It would be the first time in history that students would try to kill someone who makes a strong stand against a huge monopolisitc capitalist company.

    18. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Intro to Intel Linux - Lab - 102 (n/c)

      What about people with PowerPCs?

    19. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually most corporations do run old stable software (NT4 until recently, now W2K), so it's pretty likely that XP will be in wide use until 2007 or so.

    20. Re:You could just... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      You work for the RIAA/MPAA, don't you? ;)

      I'm curious, though, have you actually lived on a college campus in the last 5 years or so? Students game constantly, even the liberal arts kids. Yes, people use Kaaza, but more often than not, they're using it to get more games that they then play. I can't remember a time when I could walk down a dorm hallway and not hear some form of game going on.

      Also, many schools are starting to throttle down services like Kaaza, forcing students to turn to other forms of entertainment....Not much use for getting mass quantities of music and movies when it only goes 1-10K/sec, is it?

      I go to a rather large school myself, and there's organized tournaments pretty regularly- the Electronic Gaming Society chapter here is even planning on throwing a LAN party for the incoming freshmen.

    21. Re:You could just... by ndogg · · Score: 1

      Notice: '4 Funny' not '4 Insightful'

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    22. Re:You could just... by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Case in point -- back in 2000, even though I had about four years Linux experience by then, I managed to bring down Internet access for an entire dorm (about 900 students) for a week.

      It all started when I helped a friend install Linux on his new computer. Unfortunately, in addition to installing a DHCP client on his machine, I had accidentally flagged the DHCP server to install as well. What happened was that the DHCP server software on his new Linux box was challenging the Windows DHCP server that the dorm was using, and his machine won -- even though his DHCP server wasn't properly configured to hand out IP addresses to other clients. So, all of these other 900 students would turn on their computers, which would send out a DHCP request, and they would get a response from his computer instead of the real DHCP server, thus causing their computers to give up trying to connect to the network. Ironically enough, his computer connected to the internet fine, as it was the only one connecting to the real DHCP server (I guess that explains his super-fast connection during that week).

      Anyway, we had no idea that any of this was happening until we headed back to his dorm room one day, and found three network services guys looking in bewilderment at the computer (they had never used anything but Windows, so they had no idea how to fix it). They claimed that it took them a week to isolate the problem to his machine. They explained what was happening, and it then hit me that the DHCP server was also running on his machine, so I logged in, apt-get removed it, and the problem was immediately fixed. Not in their eyes though, as they made us talk to the head guy at network services... He gave us fair warning that if we did that again, our access to the network would be revoked (and rightly so!).

      The obvious moral of the story is, whereas most OSes give you just enough rope to tie a knot, Linux gives you enough rope to hang about 900 people. :^)

    23. Re:You could just... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      ou work for the RIAA/MPAA, don't you? ;)
      No, I work for my university's tech support center.
      I'm curious, though, have you actually lived on a college campus in the last 5 years or so? Students game constantly, even the liberal arts kids. Yes, people use Kaaza, but more often than not, they're using it to get more games that they then play. I can't remember a time when I could walk down a dorm hallway and not hear some form of game going on.
      I've lived in dorms for the past 2 years, and now I'm in an apartment. My school has a very high female/male ratio, and females generally don't play a lot of games. The ones I knew were always downloading shit from Kazaa. They wouldn't have a clue what to do with a game ISO that they downloaded. Neither would most of the guys I knew. In dorms, gaming is mostly done on consoles, not PC's. Console multiplayer, while it blows ass because of its split-screen nature, is more social and accessible to people.
      Also, many schools are starting to throttle down services like Kaaza, forcing students to turn to other forms of entertainment....Not much use for getting mass quantities of music and movies when it only goes 1-10K/sec, is it?
      When you can just leave the download running and have your time filled with classes and work, it is feasible.
    24. Re:You could just... by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      For those who didn't think that was a true story, I just dug up the FSU network admin mailing list article that mentions it...

    25. Re:You could just... by Hawkins · · Score: 1
      Most professors not in CS are technophobes, or at least, not as comfortable with the machines they use to teach to renovate their entire set of courseware.

      As much as it shames me to say it, most of the professors I've met in CS are technophobes to some extent. At least in that the-stuff-I-used-20-years-ago-should-still-be-good -enough sense.

    26. Re:You could just... by moonbender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Granted I never did that well in Latin ...

      Yes, well, so much is obvious. If you had done well, you'd probably have argued, incorrectly, that the plural for virus is viri (-us to -i, as in fungus to fungi). Virii is just BS, where would the second -i come from? Anyway, viruses is definitely the correct plural form as recognised by many dictionaries. For more information do a search and read something like this.

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    27. Re:You could just... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1
      The schools should not be doing the students the disservice of getting them involved with Linux and OpenOffice etc. when that is not what they will be using in the real world. Let's try and help these guys out with their education rather than leading them down the path to techie-socialist dreamland.
      "Real world":

      Artists aren't going to be using Windows, they're going to be using Mac OS.

      Engineers and scientists aren't going to be using Windows (unless their employers are idiots), they're going be using Linux or some commercial Unix.

      Writers, social scientists, etc. may use Windows by default, but once they're exposed to OS's that allow them to get their work done without having to worry about constant crashes and virus infections, they'll be happy to switch.

      The only people for whom the "real world" necessarily involves Windows are the b-school drones, and even that is only true if it's a self-fulfilling prophecy (we'll teach you Windows because that's what you will use, because that's what you were taught, because ...) and the argument in the paragraph above applies equally here.

      I suspect you have very little idea of what the word "education" actually means.
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    28. Re:You could just... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Similar thing happened to a friend of mine. He built a dual processor windows box with Windows 2000 server. He set up DHCP server on it by mistake, and was screwing with the entire dorm's network access. He left campus for a few days, and while he was gone people found out what was going on. There were huge guys pounding on his door cursing and threatening his life. When he got back, we tgold him what was going on. He quickly ran to his PC and fixed it. Oddly enough, I don't think anyone in tech support caught on. This led to a problem though. Because on 2 seperate occassions some wise-a$$e$ thought it would be cool to purposely do the same thing, totally screwing up a bunch of network accounts during thesis time. END-OF-LINE

    29. Re:You could just... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      I've lived in dorms for the past 2 years, and now I'm in an apartment. My school has a very high female/male ratio, and females generally don't play a lot of games. The ones I knew were always downloading shit from Kazaa. They wouldn't have a clue what to do with a game ISO that they downloaded. Neither would most of the guys I knew

      Well, considering both situations, i'm not sure we can either claim to know the real picture, but i'm still pretty convinced that there's more than you think. The student bodies of most schools are more balanced, if they're not heavily biased towards males in some cases- your school sounds like a rarity.

    30. Re:You could just... by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
      "Case in point -- back in 2000, even though I had about four years Linux experience by then, I managed to bring down Internet access for an entire dorm (about 900 students) for a week."

      So, for an entire week no one was able to take PC with the equivalent of tcpdump on it, hook it up to the network, and look at the packets. Or look at what was making it out of the local network and see that only one machine was getting through, and suppose that machine might be part of the problem. This doesn't sound like competent system administration.

      This sounds like people whose idea of testing the network connection is starting IE and going to www.espn.com.

    31. Re:You could just... by Skater · · Score: 1

      Similar story: a friend of mine took her Mandrake 8.2 box into her office on campus. I'd installed and set up DHCP on that system when she had it at home so we could easily network with it using our laptops. I forgot about the DHCP server when she took it in. Oops! They disconnected her port, but fortunately the woman who runs the network is a BSD person who's pretty sharp (she's spoken for, I'm told). She was able to track down the problem and disconnect the computer quickly until my friend could fix the problem.

      I gave my friend directions on disabling the DHCP server and all was fine.

      --RJ

    32. Re:You could just... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      There might be, but I seriously doubt that gamers outnumber Kazaa downloaders by any stretch of the imagination. Gamers will also probably be Kazaa downloaders themselves.

    33. Re:You could just... by shokk · · Score: 1

      Cute comment, but you started injecting your agenda right into the "Writers..." paragraph, so I'll ignore from there on. I've worked in plenty of successful engineering companies using Windows both as desktop systems and back-end number crunchers. I know plenty of artists using Windows...the Wacom tablet moves the cursor no differently on a Mac than on Windows. More likely they are using the mandatory in-house apps and systems than their own preferences. Sometimes it is more a function of license costs, but there's your examples.

      I suspect you are so steeped in your own anti-Windows world that it has colored your glasses...try not to eat any of that pap while you are drowning in it.

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    34. Re:You could just... by MadBiologist · · Score: 1
      My school has a very high female/male ratio

      Now.... what school did you say this was? :P

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    35. Re:You could just... by RezConRick · · Score: 1

      I had a girl today that didn't realize that she needed to plug her patch cable into the wall to get on the network. Somehow I don't see her using Linux anytime soon.

    36. Re:You could just... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Illinois State University. According to legend, ISU has had more Playboy Playmates go through its doors than any other university in the United States.

    37. Re:You could just... by __aaitqo8496 · · Score: 1

      there was a girl downstairs of me that swore up and down she had a patch cable in her computer... i just walked out of the room

    38. Re:You could just... by silvwolf · · Score: 1

      I've run across several rouge DHCP servers this past week at my school. Our dorms only have one active ethernet port per room, so kids gotta buy a hub or switch if both roommates have a computer. My boss and I went by all the shops that sell computer stuff this summer (Best Buy, Circuit City, Staples, Wal-Mart, etc) and told the store managers to ONLY sell hubs and switches to students as we'd just tell them to return routers.

      Well, those stores ran out of hubs and switches, and instead of losing a sale, they just sold the kids routers. And the kids plug both computers into the routers and the wall.. but not the WAN side into the wall, the LAN side. So now they're trying to serve DHCP addresses out to everyone on the same switch. I shut down the DHCP server on one by going to http://192.168.0.1 and just using the default password... saw about 25 computers in the DHCP client list. I talked another guy through doing it over the phone. I know there's several more out there but I haven't had time to track em down. Our normal policy is to send the MAC address to the Network Services folks so they can disable the port on the switch.

    39. Re:You could just... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The obvious moral of the story is that your university shouldn't have had idiots running the network. If running windows on a 900+ user network weren't bad enough (assuming ms admins means ms network) this should have been allowed to begin with, the dhcp server should have been iced before it ever existed.

      It also shouldn't have taken them a week to determine that users weren't getting proper ip's and to plug a laptop into a network jack on that segment (the only place that SHOULD have had even a remote chance of contacting your friends dhcp server), viewing the dhcp info (duh since they aren't getting ip's as they should... or are getting the wrong ip's) and seeing the lease info wasn't correct.

    40. Re:You could just... by TheToon · · Score: 1

      >> Repeat after me: viruses not "virii"
      > Granted I never did that well in Latin,
      > but I'm going to have to disagree with that.

      Why? Do you speak Latin or English? It looks very much like English to me. And in English you use "s" or "es" in plural form, not "i".

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    41. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got lucky. In some places, they would have taken a fire axe to the machine and "removed the problem".

    42. Re:You could just... by ibennetch · · Score: 1

      This happened where I went to school at least once...pulled the network down for a while (days, not a week). Of course, this was right around the time where we had almost an entire semester of 'net access that could be clocked in bytes -- my downloads typically ran at under 512 bytes/sec and of course it took like 10 minutes to load a single web page. The next semester they had Packetshaper installed (but didn't get all the kinks worked out of it for a while...).

      Then there was the time my newly installed Linux box was sending its anacron logs to root@the-university.org rather than root@localhost. Apparently three guys in suits came to my room (while i was out), looked at my computer set up (two desktops and a laptop, along with the appropriate networking gear), and left a message for me to call them -- my roomates were pretty shook up by it.

    43. Re:You could just... by ibennetch · · Score: 1

      Oh, I forgot to mention that during the semester-long slowdown there were often times when 'net access would go down for days on end, and once or twice it was isolated to specific dorms. There are two helpdesks, one for students and one for profs. I called the student helpdesk (which is, unfortunatly, staffed by students -- often clueless ones) to ask about and/or report outages on several occasions..the responses ranged from "yeah, I've heard from other students that the network is down but don't know anything about why or when it will come back" to "I'm online right now, the problem must be your computer. Try restarting your computer" -- after I tried accessing the internet from three different computers in that dorm.

    44. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eons ago, I added a shiny new 3com 10/100 switch to an hub system which was connected with serial cables in the back. Turned everything on, connected the hubs through the front to the 3com, network appeared fine and went home for the night. Came back at 6AM and the entire building (15 floors) was crawling. The serial cables in the back were sending a second packet thereby flooding the network with destinationless packets.

      Thankfully, the network guys upstairs looked at this as a learning experience and nothing else.

    45. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Sounds utterly incompetent to me.

      If you build a network which allows people to attach arbitrary hosts over which you have no control, you have to expect that some of those hosts will, on occasion, be misconfigured.

      Plan accordingly, by segmenting and monitoring the network, by ensuring that network management staff are not total idiots, and by ensuring that users of the network are governed by an Acceptable Use Policy that can be enforced. Don't enable a network port without a signed policy allowing you to disable it.

      If the network provider fails to do these things, all that staff can reasonably do is smile politely at the users and ask how they can be of service.

    46. Re:You could just... by don.g · · Score: 1

      Could you qualify the "stuff-I-used-20-years-ago"? Are you admonishing them for using vi/emacs and LaTeX instead of "modern" systems like MS Word/PowerPoint (or OpenOffice), or something else?

      OTOH, we do have one lecturer here who was only recently shifted off Netscape 4 after the admins decided they didn't want to support NS4 anymore.

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    47. Re:You could just... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me that the IT network guys were not on the ball if it took them a week to diagnose this problem. After all, one quick look at the network would have immediately shown all the traffic coming from the only box that could log on. If only the one box was able to get a DHCP address, then that would be the one to look at and isolate first.

    48. Re:You could just... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Engineers and scientists aren't going to be using Windows (unless their employers are idiots), they're going be using Linux or some commercial Unix.

      Sadly, it appears that many employers are what you call "idiots". The majority of engineers and scientists do sit behind Microsoft(tm) Windows(r). In fact, specialized engineering software (like recent CAD programs) that is only available for Windows(r) is often cited as one more reason "Linux is not ready for the desktop".

      (Side note, amoung engineers who do operate Unix, they're often doing so from a WinNT desktop)

    49. Re:You could just... by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      As much as I dislike MS windows (I use an Ibook these days) I do not want my college telling me what OS I should use. I would be annoyed if they told me I must use Windows, and I would be annoyed if they told me I must use Linux (or a mac). i happen to be using an iBook for a number of good reasons but someone else may decide that XP has what they need. They may be wrong but its their computer and I see no reason to dictate to them.

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    50. Re:You could just... by Hawkins · · Score: 1

      Oh, no. I'm speaking more along the lines of the example you gave. Like, for example, outfitting a new computer lab to be used for teaching graphics with Voodoo cards.

      That's not the only example of technophobia, though. The two most senior professors in one department I know of have never opened the cases on their computers, and in fact refuse to learn how to do things like install new hardware, etc. . . Which, I suppose, is their prerogative, but it's somewhat distressing to me all the same.

  11. Maybe give out some info to the people? by TheWart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here at my school, for the last week, starting about a day before freshman move in, they have had flyers *everyewhere* telling people not to hook up the network until they install this patch provided by the IT dept. Of course, there are still the bozo's that don't pay heed to the warnings....but there are lots of them in the world anyways.

    1. Re:Maybe give out some info to the people? by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know of at least one school in my area taking a tighter approach- no machines have their access to the network turned on until they've been personally looked at by a support tech. Long delays, obviously, but at least nothing should get by.

  12. one way. by grub · · Score: 5, Informative


    Ensure that home machines (ones that you haven't configured) get IPs in a VLAN group which you've bandwidth throttled on the routers/switches along the say so the rest of the VLANs don't get choked by home-grown disasters.

    Machines you have control over can get IPs in another VLAN which isn't throttled, or at least not as much as your "uncontrollable" VLAN. At the router where the VLANs can meet have strong ACLs and traffic flow control.

    Just because you give them access with their own machines doesn't mean you have to give them unrestrained access.

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  13. managed switches by Feyr · · Score: 5, Informative

    assuming your network is switched, and your switch are "manageables" (ie you can log in them remotely)

    you could have an IDS (or similar) with a rule looking for specific attacks (ie blaster). when you detect such an attack, fire off a script that shuts down the user's port on the switch. they'll bitch and moan that they can't access the net but you'll know who they are now and charge them a cleanup fee (make sure to include it in the terms of use)

    another solution is to require anyone bringing a computer from home to have it inspected by your techs, block access based on mac address and only give them access once they passed the test. it does require more ressources tho, and ideally you'd still need the first option (in case where someone reinstall windows)

    1. Re:managed switches by bluehell · · Score: 2, Informative

      > fire off a script that shuts down the user's
      > port on the switch

      oh yeah. then the script kiddies are going to spoof your packets and your *whole* network comes to an end. VERY good idea.

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    2. Re:managed switches by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      If the script kiddies are on your network and take down their own network connection, probably not a bad idea. If they are external script kiddies who are spoofing all the way to your internal dorm switches... Probably a good idea to shutdown the network.

      Kirby

    3. Re:managed switches by perlchild · · Score: 1

      ever heard of ssh-enabled managed switches?

    4. Re:managed switches by Feyr · · Score: 1

      as someone pointed out, if they're students shutting down their own connection is hardly brillant. and obviously you'd have any access to those switches disabled from anything external. some switches even uses SSH

      and im not familiar with vlans and such, but it would probably be possible to isolate the mangement part on a vlan by itself

    5. Re:managed switches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, so when some idiot infects a dorm with 500 students, the other 499 get charged fifty bucks to fix someone else's problem because they were infected from within the network.

      I can see a trust-fund baby's lawyer salivating.

      Not a good idea. Block 'em, sure, but as the root cause is "using Windows" you can hardly assign blame in such a punitive and monetary way without inviting a law suit.

    6. Re:managed switches by toast0 · · Score: 1

      another solution is to require anyone bringing a computer from home to have it inspected by your techs, block access based on mac address and only give them access once they passed the test. it does require more ressources tho, and ideally you'd still need the first option (in case where someone reinstall windows)

      You do realize how ineffective it is to block based on mac addresses, right? You do know that windows is happy to let you spoof them, and most drivers for 2k/xp even have an easy way to do it (rather than a registry entry)

    7. Re:managed switches by Feyr · · Score: 1

      yes but in this case they'd have to guess a valid mac address that isn't being used by someone else (read: nearly impossible whitout causing problems, unless you don't do your job properly) you ALLOW a mac address, and deny everything else

    8. Re:managed switches by qux.net · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's actually exactly what we did. The router/firewall has rules to log and send SMTP and port 135 to a monitoring box, and the monitoring box also asks the router every few minutes for a dump of 30000 ICMP packets or 5 seconds worth, whichever is less, and based on rules to define virus-like behavior (and likely spam - either is against the AUP) notifies Network Services and the Help Desk. If it identifies an individual responsible for the machine they automatically get notified by the incident system when it is created (there is a delay in dropping the MAC into a restricted VLAN, so if they're checking their email...).

      Works very well, although the Help Desk is rather busy due to all the people stopping by to pick up patch CDs.

  14. Re:morons by calebtucker · · Score: 1

    I really hope you're kidding. I hear this way too often, and it pisses me off. I know this is slashdot with a bunch of linux geeks, but I hope you all don't seriously think this will really happen any time soon.

    Yeah, I like linux as much as the next geek, but in it's current state, there's no way the P2P'ing and IM'ing "normal" people are going to switch.

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  15. diversity and not allow attachments by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Time to diversify so that the target infestation isn't as large. But you can't tell people what OS to run, so as for protecting the network, not allowing email attachments is pretty harsh to some people, but I think it's what will need to be done in the long run.

    Email should be used for communication, not for transfering files.

    CB

    1. Re:diversity and not allow attachments by davburns · · Score: 1
      I think a better solution is that mail servers need to be scanning mails for viruses. It's easier to keep a mail server's scanner up to date than 1000s of peecees, and users don't have the option of turning mailserver's scanners off if it seems too slow. Email isn't the only infection vector (so scanning on email servers can't be the only protection) but it's a good place, I think, to practice defence-in-depth.

      If users were forced to move to p2p for file exchange, or running their own servers, then centralised scanning becomes impossible. Users who want to give a file to only one other person then have to come up with some kind of authentication, which they rarely think much about or implement well. (email isn't really good for this either, but it's "close enough" and intuitive for the user.)

      I realize unix/linux users enjoy smugly ignoring virus emails, but one of my servers (with 3500 users) blocked about 7GB of viruses this month. Lots of my users were never vunerable because they don't use windows. Most have antivirus software on their client machines. A few would have been vunerable, but now had more time to get their anti-virus software installed and updated. Those that were not vunerable saved much wear on their delete keys. Obviously, it would have been less work for my server if all (or most) MTAs were scanning & blocking. (I feel like I should have done this a long time ago, but I think the last two weeks should convince anyone who hasn't that this is a good idea.)

      --David Burns

  16. Deny them DNS services by eaglesnax · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think this was one of the approaches Stanford was going to take. No DNS for your machine until you get it checked out by their IT department.

    Chris

    1. Re:Deny them DNS services by mslinux · · Score: 1

      How does one check 30,000 student PCs? There are universitys with that many undergrads you know.

    2. Re:Deny them DNS services by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      That's not very effective, unless they have DNS firewalled to the net in general, which is pretty lame.

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    3. Re:Deny them DNS services by fulldecent · · Score: 1
      at my univ. they don't give you DNS until you register you MAC to you student ID. and they can call your phone/email you if you have shit leaking out of your computer.

      the IT here is pretty newb but it seems like a good idea.

      and then there's people like me that squat on IP's that noone knows about and runs their own DNS

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      -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

    4. Re:Deny them DNS services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just give each student a CD, which runs all the patches upto the date when the CD was crated. Once done, a file is created on the PC that all is ok. Ask the student to request for access when the PC logs in, a script checks the file that says all is OK, if no file, deny access. SIMPLE.

    5. Re:Deny them DNS services by wasabii · · Score: 1

      You don't need DNS to spread MS Blaster. It scans IPs.

    6. Re:Deny them DNS services by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      Over the years, I have memorized a number of DNS servers I have had to use... Wouldn't anyone who has done this have the ability to circumvent this restriction?

    7. Re:Deny them DNS services by asteinberg · · Score: 1
      I think the way it works here is that if your computer appears to be compromised, you first lose DNS service. When you call to find out what's up, they tell you to type in an IP address in your browser which has instructions on fixing your computer. Once you've fixed it, they rescan your computer and let you back on the network. If you haven't fixed your computer within a few days, they revoke all internet access from your computer, at which point you can contact a "resident computer consultant" who will help you out.

      That said, even with this procedure in place, I'm sure it will be hell for the first couple weeks of school when suddenly, say, 5000 compromised computers join the network (and of course it will be even worse at some bigger schools).

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    8. Re:Deny them DNS services by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 1

      "Over the years, I have memorized a number of DNS servers I have had to use... Wouldn't anyone who has done this have the ability to circumvent this restriction?"

      Perhaps, but sophisticated computer users like you are much less likely to allow their computers to be infected with viruses and worms.

      Steve

    9. Re:Deny them DNS services by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1
      Perhaps, but sophisticated computer users like you are much less likely to allow their computers to be infected with viruses and worms.
      That's true. :^)
    10. Re:Deny them DNS services by spamchang · · Score: 1

      i'm a current student and i haven't heard anything about this. but the current policy for anything going funky with your dorm computer (be it sony or columbia leaning on ITSS to "investigate" filesharing or virus spewing) is to terminate the net connection and send you an email. of course, they assume you'll be checking your webmail on another computer. and if you're caught sharing stuff (technically it's only the recording companies that can initiate shutdowns, ITSS tends to do the least amount of work possible), you get to wipe your drive clean of offending material and wait 2-3 weeks for your net connection.

      i am not looking forward to watching a bunch of '07 n00bs crash my net connection to the tune of blaster/welch.

  17. Try and clean it up when it happens by DrunkEvilPenguin · · Score: 0

    I live in a college, about 30 people on my floor. All we could really do is go around and knock on everyone's door, see if they were running an affected system, and patch the hole and remove the virus if it was there. We couldn't really find any other way.

    Another college did a bit more and made people more aware of it, and then went around to everyone's computer, but that wasn't hugely more succesful. And seeing it infected all labs etc in the uni, and IT support are fairly incompetent (enough not to think to block that port at the routers), our entire network slowed to a crawl.

    1. Re:Try and clean it up when it happens by B747SP · · Score: 1
      All we could really do is go around and knock on everyone's door, see if they were running an affected system, and patch the hole and remove the virus if it was there.

      In the faculty where I work, we (like everyone else, I guess), got hit pretty bad by it. I took a bunch of generic FreeBSD boxes, gave them an ipfw rule to reject/log attempted connects on whatever port it was (145/tcp?), made them throw the log to the console and placed them, physically, on different subnets. I told the Windoze techs "If you see an IP address appear ---> here, go to a windows box and type 'nbtstat -A $ip_addr' and start working on finding the box with that info.

      A combination of recognising some hostname/username combinations, and sending winpopup massages to the others got most of them nailed fairly quickly.

      At least that way, we had some idea of which doors to knock on. We had to patch all of the boxes eventually, but getting the known-infected ones first sure gave us a head start on containing the worm.

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  18. One word (well, abbreviation) by marsvin · · Score: 1

    LART

  19. Fix it closer to the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds to me like you should be stopping the problem closer to the source - at the switch.

    Option B is (assuming of course you guys use DHCP) is to flag network cards and don't give them IP addresses.

    It doesn't sound like an answer, but in the college enviornment all you can realistically do is damage control.

  20. fix packets by zumbojo · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work as a tech for a major midwestern university. Aside from offering a website with complete instructions, we published packets bundled with CDs that guide the students visually through the process of fixing Blaster and Welchia and installing Norton AntiVirus. With so many pictures in the guide we have yet to have anyone mess it up.

  21. msblaster cleaner worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just spam your network with the msblaster cleaner worm untill everyone is clean.

  22. Re:morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, currently leading the way with 61% of web defacements happening to linux web servers....kickass OS you got there pal.

  23. I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, but.. by aetherspoon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... from another point of view.

    I'm a student at a university whose dorm network got nailed by blaster something fierce. Almost as bad as it was Klezed a couple years before. Anyways, because of all of this, the sys admins decided to completely eliminate the dorm network from the upper campus one - also cutting off 'net access - during school hours. This is a real big pain in the butt, and I'm actually hoping there are some great answers in this topic so I can give them to my sys admin.

    Of course, compounding the situation are seemingly (dunno if they actually are or not considering I've never even SEEN one before) incompetant dorm techs taking an entire day to clear out just one dorm building of ~50 rooms (2 people per room, but often less than 2 PCs per room...). Considering Blaster only affects 2000/XP/2003 machines, that means that the roughly 50 computers running those took 8 hours to clean? Something seems wrong here.

    I'm just annoyed because my room (along with my entire hall since I'm the resident 'hey, call him!' computer geek and have patched everyone) is completely free of blaster and its ilk, yet I have to deal with the people who either don't know to patch Windows often, or don't care.

    How about this one: What can a STUDENT at one of these schools do to help? I've tried teaching as many people as possible about computer safety (take a health classes' STD safety course, apply to computers basically), and I'm ineligable to become a dorm tech right now... anyone?

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  24. I don't use Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't use Windows. I haven't even noticed.

  25. Re:morons by bob670 · · Score: 1

    Right, because there are no P2P or I.M clients for Linux?

  26. My Uni's policy by fliplap · · Score: 1

    At my school they've got monitoring software setup. If you're infected, you're dropped off the network. At the switch, no questions asked. If and when the student contacts the help desk as to why thier computer doesn't work on the network they're informed they're infected and told to bring thier machine down to have the patches applied.

    1. Re:My Uni's policy by poj · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is actually a very good idea. You block offenders in the switch. My school has done the same during this blaster episode, and I believe it has worked very well. Of course it helped that blaster came active before the start of the autumn term, because not all students had come here after the summer.

      And of course, block the right incoming traffic in the border routers.

  27. Don't let them on your network... by filledwithloathing · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Don't let them online. They're only going to download porn and trade mp3's and get you sued anyways.

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  28. I feel your pain... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    Oh yes I do - TESTIFY! What's more, how can you even begin to troubleshoot an issue when you can't read Korean or Japanese (I work for an international school)?

    There are no easy answers. Fortunately, I work in a small school, so I take the time to try and do updates on each machine when they come in. We run adaware on each, and then install the network version of Sophos so they are protected from viruses.

    From that point, we have to hope that the firewall filters do their job in keeping out the junk, but it's certainly not perfect. We've often toyed with the idea of mandating our own dorm terminals, and know schools that do, but we're not ready for this kind of expense yet. Of course, in my environment, I have a bit more flexibility than you might in yours.

    We do offer leased computers though, and this year we had more takers than ever - even though the price was as high as a fully equipped desktop system! Some parents just don't want to have to deal with the updating, anti-virus, and other issues. The obvious advantage to this is that we can start these systems out fresh and updated every year. It's tempting to lower that price a bit just to get more takers and therefore, less issues.

    --
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    1. Re:I feel your pain... by silvwolf · · Score: 1

      Oh yes I do - TESTIFY! What's more, how can you even begin to troubleshoot an issue when you can't read Korean or Japanese (I work for an international school)?

      Fortunately, I really haven't had any real troubles with computers that have been in foreign languages. They're just silly little things like setting Windows to get a DHCP address or removing a proxy server.

      All the buttons and such are in the same place across the different Windows languages, so I can just click to where I need to go by memory. Always impresses the students when a big ole white boy gets their Chinese speaking computer working in about 2 minutes flat.

    2. Re:I feel your pain... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      That's true - MOST of the time. Troubleshooting can be a bitch though - especially when you're relying on error messages from foreign software. Grrr..

      Last year however, I had a few Korean computers that really boggled me. They came shipped from the manufacturer with an 'egg' theme. Everything was eggs. Sunny side up, scrambled, hard boiled, hatching, hatched, a small chicken standing next to an egg, a large chicken next to one, a vibrating egg, a egg on it's side, an egg right side up, two eggs with wires, etc. I understood some of the metaphors, but some just made no sense at all. That totally blew me away. ;)

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  29. Re:morons by shokk · · Score: 2

    Right. Let's see how many people are patching against those vulnerabilities. That "Linux is invulnerable" attitude is preventing many from even thinking about security holes in Linux. I see a major wake-up call coming...

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  30. YES, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA by YOU+ARE+SO+FIRED! · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Along with their free condoms, give 'em free Linux CDs."

    "Here. You'll never use this first item if you choose to use the second item. Have fun, and welcome to college."

    You are sooooo fired.

    1. Re:YES, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Darn, Linux is too hard to set up. I'm just going to go screw." -Incoming Freshman Geek

  31. Block E-Mail by N8F8 · · Score: 2
    1. Block POP3 and SMTP access.
    2. Block trojan ports.
    3. Provide webmail access. (Even allow them to connect to their own email accounts elsewhere)
    Outlook and Outlook Express are the two largest vectors for virii.
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    1. Re:Block E-Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the two largest vectors for virii

      VIRUSES is the plural of VIRUS, not "VIRII". Using that term doesn't make you look l337, it makes you look like an idiot.

    2. Re:Block E-Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Internet Explorer is just as bad in many ways...

    3. Re:Block E-Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Using that term doesn't make you look l337, it makes you look like an idiot.
      What's the difference?
    4. Re:Block E-Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... whatever. It's our language. Live with it.

    5. Re:Block E-Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also recommended is removing an ugly foot to take care of toenail fungus.

    6. Re:Block E-Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop writing "virii".

  32. Easy by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    Just get copies of all the malignent viruses/worms and make versions of them that patch the machines. :)

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    1. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read any news lately? Apparently not idiot.

  33. DHCP tricks by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Funny

    You ought to be able to tweak your DHCP so you can block machines that are broadcasting this badly by telling them their default gateway is localhost.

  34. Best method when dealing with it on such a level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is to do your network segments with Cisco switches. Catalysts and such run IOS just like Cisco's routers- so you can administratively (is that even a word?) take down any port/interface. perfect for that kind of situation, and if the network is so clogged you can jack in on the console with a laptop.

    good luck.

  35. start with the freshman handbook by b17bmbr · · Score: 5, Funny
    Chapter 2 Personal Computers
    No personal computers will be allowed unless they are running Linux, FreeBSD, OS X, or another variety of *nix. If you are bringing a PC, please see the installtion CD in the back of the Freshman orientation handbook. For installation instructions, find the guy in your dorm with long hair, glasses, birkenstocks, and a penguin on his shirt. For payment, beer will usually do. Or, if you are under 21, and can't find someone to buy for you, perhaps a bag of Starbucks will suffice. However, if you are a female, just acknowleging him at least once during the semester, when you are with your friends will be plenty.
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    1. Re:start with the freshman handbook by fermion · · Score: 1
      I often wonder why more universities do not do this. Most places specify the machine they want, typically a portable, and typically expect students to spend 1K for each machine. For this money one could buy an mac laptop. If a student wishes to buy a wintel machine that is fine, but they have to reinstall the OS each semester to insure the machine is clean.

      Most major applications run, office, Mathematica, etc. X windows is running rather well, which gives you access to most OSS apps. I think it would be a great boon for science, math, engineering, and computer science people to use a computer in which they could learn from the code.

      There are only two reasons I can think of. First, most school pay almost nothing for MS software. These discounts are almost certainly in exchange for running windows. Second, it appears that many schools are writing web applications that use IE as the front end. I do not know if it is the lack of competence of the programming staff or an agreement with MS to only support windows, but the reality is that many school applications will not run on OSS browsers.

      Ob On Topic:
      In addition to forcing all students to reinstall the OS, could you change student machines to PPOE and when they log on have periodic checks to insure the students computer are up to date and not effective.

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    2. Re:start with the freshman handbook by Leffe · · Score: 1

      *buys Tux shirt*

      Mmmm... girls.

    3. Re:start with the freshman handbook by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Or just spend the 1k to get a more powerful laptop running linux to begin with.

  36. If you grow machines, just get right fertilizer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never forget to water them and make sure they get plenty of sunlight.

  37. I don't know how much work you want to do but... by Xistic · · Score: 1

    You could set up the dhcp to only give out IP's to specific MAC addresses leaving everyone out in the cold. Then only add computers to the list as they are verified clean. Use an off kilter subnet like 10.25.6.* to keep people from guessing it. Also only allow internet access to verified clean machines. Basicly make them as non funtional as possible until you give them the go ahead. Post notices on the dorm doors. Maybe sniff out "unauthorized" IP's and then track them down. Maybe bring a line backer to strangle the little geek into submission. =)

    I know this sounds like a hassle but it's the only thing that could force people ot come to you.

    Kyle

  38. Post lists by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 5, Funny

    Assuming you can identify the port from which the infected traffic is coming, post a list of all infected rooms on the front door of the dorms, with an explanation that "these computers are causing your network to suck."

    The problem will be fixed.

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    1. Re:Post lists by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

      That's an awesome idea. If any virus/worm becomes a problem at my school, I'm going to suggest that. Thanks!

    2. Re:Post lists by amcnabb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I was in the dorms, we had a really slow network, mainly because it was in the height of file-sharing. I used ntop and other network tools to find out who was using up all of our bandwidth with movie-sharing, and then organized a posse. One time a poor guy opened his door to find 20 of us telling him to be more considerate or else.

      We wouldn't have done anything to him, but network performance went up a little.

      Anyway, I think that the list-posting idea is ten times better than any of the other suggestions I've heard so far.

    3. Re:Post lists by wik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This works until you find a smart-ass who TRIES to get to the top of this list. It's a status symbol in some sick and twisted world. Remember, you're dealing with geeks here...

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    4. Re:Post lists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > This works until you find a smart-ass who TRIES to get to the top of this list. It's a status symbol in some sick and twisted world.

      Desiring being at the top of a list whose members are subject to real-world social embarrassment or harm seems like a self-correcting problem. Not very much 'status' left after the first very unpleasant confrontation with the ...enforcement... committee.

    5. Re:Post lists by rmarll · · Score: 1

      Funny? I thought it was an excelent idea. Except I'd automate and organise all the data on the campus support site with bandwidth usage by room. Redirect all http requests from those known vulnerable/infected machines to that page (if possible). Of course you'll need to put all the needed patches and tools on the page as well as links to (free?) anti-virus software.

    6. Re:Post lists by SharkJumper · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The enforcement policy in my dorms, regardless of the problem, was to tape up the offendor with book-binding tape, and send them down the elevator (we were on the 9th floor). When they finally came back up after a half hour or so, they seemed to have gotten the message. Mind the litigious ones, though.

  39. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by Phleg · · Score: 1

    How about this one: What can a STUDENT at one of these schools do to help? I've tried teaching as many people as possible about computer safety (take a health classes' STD safety course, apply to computers basically), and I'm ineligable to become a dorm tech right now... anyone?

    Write your own exploit of the vulnerabilities that patches them, and force feed it to any computer spamming you with virus-born packets ;)

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  40. Must not be in college by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of times, the easiest way to transfer files is to email them to yourself. Just attach your documents and pick them up when you reach your destination. Beats a floppy.

  41. Easy solution: by Krapangor · · Score: 1
    No computers in dorms.
    And that's in fact the best solutions. Students usually use the computers for playing, trading mp3s or collection pr0n. There are some courses where you need a computer - CS etc. But usually the departments have sufficient computer pools for their students. So student don't really need computers at the dorms. In fact, they usually keep them from learning. So a computer ban would increase their grades and their learning curve. And the value of computers for non-CS/programming related education has been proven to be nil.

    Some ad hoc polls at my university have shown that students with less computer usage usually have the best marks. Interestingly this also applied to CS students, so the computers at home doesn't seem to improve their understanding of computer science at all. A collegue of mine went even so far to reject all hacker-type students (more than 50 hours of computer usage per week) from entering graduate courses, but I think he goes too far with this approach.
    However, some deparments (Maths/Liberal Arts/Chemistry) are lobbying hard to get a dorm-wide computer ban.

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    1. Re:Easy solution: by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Try a policy like that anywhere but a completely liberal-arts college, and you would be roasted....College students in technical programs can be and are extremely possesive about using their personal systems.

      I'm curious, which university is this that you work at?

    2. Re:Easy solution: by immovable_object · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it indicates that the use of a computer isn't necessary to teach CS. In other words, CS no longer teaches about computers, but about (old) theories that are basically irrelevant today.

    3. Re:Easy solution: by GeekDork · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is so ridiculous that I'm still thinking you're joking. Either that or you haven't been in education for a long time.

      I'm a CS student. We often have the choice of buying an outdated EUR 6 hardcopy of a lecture script (without TOC or index), printing some 200 pages (on a printer quota that's sufficient for 150) or viewing the constantly updated script on-screen with search functionality. This holds true for at least four courses per semester. Without PCs, we'd be royally screwed.

      In most appartment buildings for students, the network is provided by the university over a 2MBit line with at least 10% packet loss, high lag and a 650MiB/month quota (traffic inside the uni network isn't counted). Bozos who don't get the rules get blocked at the inhouse switch.

      If they'd try to ban PCs they'd get only one thing: open revolt. I mean the stuff with burning administration buildings. Literally. Plus it'd be mostly unenforceable in countries with things like individual freedom. Oh, there's also the need to at least quadruple the number of terminals across the campus.

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    4. Re:Easy solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh yeah. Good solution. And I suppose that computer hobbyists and programmers should be left out in the cold and be forced to use your shitty public PCs that will undoubtly be running the only OS affectd by worms and virii... Windows!?

      Thanks, but no thanks.

    5. Re:Easy solution: by lewiz · · Score: 1

      So student don't really need computers at the dorms. In fact, they usually keep them from learning.

      Well... what about the people that are involved in, say... rowing, sports, anything non-course specific? Do we ban them too? I mean, people with computers in their houses -- they probably detract from people doing house work (cleaning, cooking, sleeping); we should probably remove those too, right?

    6. Re:Easy solution: by Cirvam · · Score: 1
      a 650MiB/month quota

      So you get about 81MB of transfer per month to the outside world? Shit just surfing slashdot for a month could probably use that up...(Assuming that MiB means MegaBits) I think you can do more transfer on a 33.6K modem in a day...(If my math is right you can do about 350MB of transfer in a day on a 33.6K modem in theory)

    7. Re:Easy solution: by GeekDork · · Score: 1

      650 mebibytes. It's quite a lot considering the uni has an official debian mirror. In over one year I only came close once, otherwise I just need 200-300MiByte/month. It's quite a lot as long as there are no Matrix teasers.

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    8. Re:Easy solution: by silvwolf · · Score: 1

      Try a policy like that anywhere but a completely liberal-arts college, and you would be roasted....College students in technical programs can be and are extremely possesive about using their personal systems.

      Hah. I'm a student tech at your average state university.. mix of everyone, not an overly large geek contingent. We got an email this week from an angry mother because we couldn't get out to fix her daughter's computer in, what she thought was, a timely fashion. Besides saying everything nasty she could think of, she said, "We certainly didn't spend all that money on a computer so it could sit on a desk worthless!" As if not having a working network connection makes a computer worthless... One of our techs went out there and found the girl was using a phone cord to plug into the ethernet jack in her room. He sold her a 10ft CAT5 cable and she was off and running... sigh. We've had several instances like that this week.

      These liberal arts kids take their computers very seriously! I mean, without them, they wouldn't be able to find out that someone names Melissa loves them because they are so big....

    9. Re:Easy solution: by shaitand · · Score: 1

      for future reference... I don't know where the hell you are getting the "i" from but it's not part the abbreviation,

      it's either

      Mb - MegaBit ( 125,000 bytes or 1,000,000 bits)
      MB - MegaByte (1,048,576 bytes or 8,388,608 bits)

      Big difference between them, and if you don't use the right abbreviation (for either?) it's difficult to discern wth your talking about ;)

      650MB would be 681574400 bytes
      650Mb would be 81250000 bytes

      MiB would be men in black, that's a movie, not a transfer rate ;)

    10. Re:Easy solution: by kelnos · · Score: 1

      while i agree that they are confusing and lame, you might want to check out this site before you attempt to "educate" others about your supposed knowledge. google is your friend.

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    11. Re:Easy solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you first look around to see if there is something to what someone else is saying before officially declaring them wrong. The Mi prefix which has been suggested by NIST and might possibly be an IEEE draft standard is used to make it explicit that one is speaking of 2^(10*2) rather than 10^6. If using these prefixes it works as so:

      k - 10^3 ki - 2^(10*1)
      M - 10^6 Mi - 2^(10*2)
      G - 10^9 Gi - 2^(10*3)

      Currently, when one sees M in relation to data storage or transfer one requires some further context to determine whether the binary (power of 2) or power of 10 is meant. For example, you would be wrong about a megabit being 1,000,000 bits if you were discussing memory parts. Actual memory parts (the ICs themselves) are specified by the number of number of words and the word width, for a total bit count. Because of the way memory is addressed the size is always a power of two. So 1Mb of memory has historically been 1,048,576 bits. Under the new prefixes you could make this explicit.

      Additionally, you would be wrong about megabyte if you were discussing harddrives. From a marketing standpoint one can see why it is better that an MB is a power of 10 prefix. Actually, the numbers have gotten a lot more rough, but in the days of smaller harddrives a 1080MB harddrive was very close to 1,080,000,000 bytes. A 1.44MB floppy disk is similar. Typically secondary and tertiary storage devices use the power of 10 because mega because it slightly inflates the storage size.

  42. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about finding some other colleges with REAL plans for these situations so good that they are practically untouched by these worms..there are plenty out there....then bring a list of them to your admin and say..."Hey fuckstick, why are you so incompetent?"

  43. mac address registration + managed AV software by irabinovitch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seeing as in this situation you wont be able to convince your students to switch:

    1) Require all machines to register their mac address via nice gui or website. This way when you use all the rest of the stuff mentioned here (snort, etc) you can easily track the student down.

    2) Run snort, router, acls, etc in a way to automatically blocks infected users. Or at the very least it should at least alert you of them. But blocking is best so that they dont spread the infection further on your network or to the internet via your fat pipe.

    3) Buy a site license of the managed versions of Norton Antivirus for the dorms and hand one to every student as they walk in the door. Once they've installed it you can force the updates on to them.

  44. Great idea, but... by aetherspoon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... when you go to a university where you do not log on to a domain in dorms.
    I've found that to be very common (including the Uni that I'm typing this at) since it is MUCH easier to set freshman up on movein day.
    Also, certain things do not work when you start logging onto domains. Example: XP's fast user switching. You'd have students complaining about the administration restricting their rights to their own computer, blah blah blah... then on top of it, automatically patching something. Legal nightmare. Works great for lab PCs, horrid for dorm PCs.

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    1. Re:Great idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So just make a modified blaster worm that sequentially checks campus ips, removes the evil blaster from affected machines, and patches the system. Call it master blaster. Nobody can complain unless they find out, and if they do just get the University Network Use Agreement tweaked to allow it.

    2. Re:Great idea, but... by programmingart · · Score: 1

      Have students sign a agreement. If they wish to have their machine on the University owned network, then they must be willing to play by the University's rules(updated virus protection, mandatory windows updates, administrative restrictions). The university should then make it possible for students who refuse to sign the agreement to buy internet access through other providers(DSL, Cable modem, Dial-up) and have these users residential network fee refunded. Easier said then done of course :-)

    3. Re:Great idea, but... by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but then the administration would have a problem.

      Namely, if they start treating dorm access like if they were an ISP (which is basically what you are suggesting with the last sentence), they would also have the responsibilities of one... Example: I complain when my 'net access goes out both at dorm and at home with my DSL. Difference is that if at home I'm out more than 6 hours because of 'network issues' (not a physical problem), I complain to the point where my DSL provider gives me a month free. I can't do that at the University.

      If I could, I'd never be paying for network access in the dorm. I'm pretty sure that some universities don't want to walk down that road. On top of it, they would need to provide more of a priority to their dorm network (as all of the Unis I've visited that aren't > 10000 students have higher priority to main campus rather than dorms), more support, et cetra.

      As it is now, at least in my Uni, the 'network fee' is non-existant - it is just bundled into our tuition and room/board fees. Thus, we cannot treat access to the network as something that we can be refunded for. If they would do what you just suggested, that would open a huge can of worms for all of the Unis with 'not-quite-so-great' network access. I know I for one would use DSL instead of this Uni's network if I had a chance.

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    4. Re:Great idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years back, Michigan Tech, which does bill access monthly, had to give a refund [which basically negated the next month's bill] after a particularly bad month to head off student lawsuits [the dormnet was basically totally unusable for 25% of the month, and spotty [random 30min outages] for another 50$] or mass lynchings.

    5. Re:Great idea, but... by sdkramer · · Score: 1

      amen. :) DSL is much better.

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  45. Good question by RobinH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hadn't thought of this implication. Unfortunately, it's not feasible to force the users to do anything in this kind of situation - that would be an administrator's nightmare.

    I'm assuming you have each computer connected to a central switch, right? What I would do is block all communication between the PCs on the network. Allow each one to get out to the internet through the firewall, but block them from connecting to each other. That would give them the ability to browse the web, check email, instant message, etc., without needing to worry about them setting up servers, file sharing, and trading viruses, etc., between each other. It's heavy handed, but at least you're still providing the service you're supposed to (internet connectivity).

    Just a thought. I'm not completely sure this is even feasible with a switch, but I would think so.

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    1. Re:Good question by Idealius · · Score: 1

      What about LAN parties though!! Potentially, knowing people are going to be playing multiplayer games, a problem could arise where they'll use the WAN (no LAN access), which will take bandwidth from other non-geek-gamers who want to access the net from their dorms.

    2. Re:Good question by RobinH · · Score: 1

      What about LAN parties though!! Potentially, knowing people are going to be playing multiplayer games, a problem could arise where they'll use the WAN (no LAN access), which will take bandwidth from other non-geek-gamers who want to access the net from their dorms.

      I understand, but...

      I would actually block most ports to the internet too, even quake and the like. I think that if the students in the dorm want to have a lan party, they should do what we had to do: get a hub and run network cables from room to room. The dorm's network isn't there for LAN parties. I know it sucks, but that's the honest truth.

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    3. Re:Good question by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

      Translation:
      Back in my day, we had to walk up hill both ways in the show barefoot... and we liked it! So should you!

      Sorry, just doesn't work that way anymore. Heck, at my Uni we students already complain to death that we can't access our dorm shares from the computer labs in upper campus. Why? Not everyone has a CD burner or ZIP drive. Right now the 'workaround' is to email yourself the files. Huge pain in the butt in my opinion on both the student and network admin side when you need to email yourself a 400M CS project. Maybe I'm missing something, I dunno.
      Dunno about you, but from a network viewpoint, I'd rather have students sharing out inside the Uni network than outside - at least inside you aren't bogging down the T-1/T-3/Whatever connection with your sharing. I'm just talking about legit sharing even... not even going to go into the sheer amount of random other crap shared out.
      The dorm's network is so the students can have internet access to do whatever activities they wish (within reason). What? Think it is for education? Not really. At least here, it is impossible to get any 'net connection into the dorms *other* than either dialup or the Uni's 'net connection.
      Now, maybe your draconian idea might work if the students were allowed to do things like order DSL for themselves personally, but I don't know of any small to large sized Uni that it is even possible. Heck, the system administrator is yelling their head off at me already because I have a switch in my room... for just my two computers. I can just imagine all of the sysadmins everywhere screaming bloody murder if someone wanted to get a hub and run cables from room to room every time they just wanted to play Counterstrike.

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    4. Re:Good question by RobinH · · Score: 1

      Heck, the system administrator is yelling their head off at me already because I have a switch in my room... for just my two computers. I can just imagine all of the sysadmins everywhere screaming bloody murder if someone wanted to get a hub and run cables from room to room every time they just wanted to play Counterstrike.

      Just put yourself in the system administrator's shoes for a minute. This dorm network isn't just for the pimply geeks, it's for everyone, including the arts students. When some idiots playing Counterstrike (it was Warcraft and Doom in my day) overload the bandwidth on the dorm network, how many people are going to be yelling at the system administrator that their connection to the internet is disrupted? The admin has to treat everyone fairly, and guarantee everyone's ability to access the internet. This means restricting what you can do.

      Heck, at my Uni we students already complain to death that we can't access our dorm shares from the computer labs in upper campus. Why? Not everyone has a CD burner or ZIP drive. Right now the 'workaround' is to email yourself the files.

      E-mail is one option. However, if you want to transfer a 400 meg file to your computer account on campus, why don't you just FTP from your dorm computer to your server, and upload it that way? I understand if you're stuck in the lab and want to grab something from your PC... well, there are solutions for that too. It's not hard to setup a p2p client on your dorm computer that will tunnel out from behind the firewall, and you could connect to that and grab your files.

      Besides, a CD burner is almost as necessary now as a floppy drive was in my day. For crying out loud, spend the $50 and buy a burner. Plus, I'm pretty sure that anyone transferring 400 meg CS projects around already has one.

      Anyway, I don't hear any viable suggestions from you about how to solve this poor chap's problems. What would you do in his shoes? Leave it as a free-for-all and it can quickly deteriorate into a virus infested mess?

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    5. Re:Good question by FCKGW · · Score: 1

      If it's in the dorm rooms, it's not there just for education. The rest of the campus is just for learning, but the dorms are for everything else people do in their spare time. Nobody is going to be thinking about school 24/7. If a student moves into a dorm room, then the school is not just a school anymore: it's a landlord and an ISP. It's their home, and they will be playing games, downloading stuff, etc. just like they were at home on broadband. Which is perfectly fine. I think it's especially important to have a good internal network without anything blocked between dorm rooms, since the geeks can set up their file mirrors and game servers and reduce the load on the (probably saturated) Internet connection. If file transfers are slowing down the Internet connection, start doing some traffic shaping. Linux can do this, so it won't cost much money at all.

      I'm not saying there shouldn't be reasonable rules, though. Record everyone's MAC address, with an easy way to re-register in case of a NIC swap. Require virus scanners (and possibly firewalls, hardware or software) on Windows and Mac systems (especially Windows) and regular security updates. Get a site license for a good virus scanner and post it up for download and/or distribute it on CD. Distribute major software patches as well. If someone gets MSBlaster or something, turn off their switch port until they shape up. Better yet, post their name and room number on the "Idiots Who are Screwing Up the Network" list mentioned earlier a couple of times.

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  46. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Informative

    Considering Blaster only affects 2000/XP/2003 machines, that means that the roughly 50 computers running those took 8 hours to clean? Something seems wrong here.

    unfortunately not -- updating random systems is harder that it seems. When we got hit at our university i helped out cleaning a bunch of systems and I couldn't believe how long it took -- Win2k installs had to have Service Pack 4 installed before you could apply the security patch for the worm, other dependancies changed because of that, had to install and update the university verson of norton antivirus, which refused to install on many systems unless I started them in safe mode, etc. All in all, the half-dozen systems i cleaned up took several hours because of all the rebooting and screwing around that was necessary before the patch could even be applied.

    The XP and 98 systems were a piece of cake, though.

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  47. Our Solution by skroz · · Score: 2, Funny

    We have an incident response team that locates each individual infected host, then identifies the primary user of that machine. If they're unavailable, we install the patch and leave a message that they should come by our offices as soon as possible.

    Once the patch has been applied, we sit down with the user and assure them that they're not in trouble; everyone makes a mistake from time to time, and we have simple and effective means of dealing with the problem. Once they're calmed down and convinced that we're not upset with them, we wish them a good day and send them on their way.

    When they turn their backs, we shoot them in the back of the head and put their bodies on display in the courtyard as an example to the rest of the imbiciles that might practice unsafe computing.

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    1. Re:Our Solution by lewiz · · Score: 1

      I was thinking ``wtf?'' but then I discovered pragraph three and all was revealed to me! ;)

  48. Re:morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really like Linux as much as the next geek? I have the feeling that to write a comment like that you've never used it before. Never mind that the P2P clients on Linux are spyware-free, and the IM clients usually support multiple protocols? (AIM, MSN, Yahoo, Jabber, ICQ etc.)

    To anyone who doesn't know - yes, Linux has these things.

  49. Communist! by jefu · · Score: 1
    You must be a steenking commie to even think of such a thing!

    That it would help solve the problem, educate students a bit - probably leaving them far closer to computer literacy than anything else they'll do in college ... Thats all irrelevant. You are proposing something that is clearly unamerican, anti-capitalist, communistic, anarchistic, anti-christian, and so on.

    I'd love to see it done.

  50. On top of this... by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

    ... not only is it the only way that I can send small files to myself from my Uni's own computer labs, but that doesn't stop out-of-uni-mail mailclients, or even MSBlaster considering it isn't a mass mailing worm.

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  51. Re:morons by mslinux · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Simplistic responses to complex questions are stupid. Steve Jobs would have said Mac, instead of Linux and we all know that Mac addicts are a stupid, religious bunch of idiots, so don't make Linux addicts out to be like them as well.

    Wait until a Linux distro gains significant market share... then we'll see how well it fairs against worms and viruses... sendmail anyone???

  52. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that one person taking 8 hours to clean 50 machines? That sounds like a fine number, under 10 minutes per computer, which is what it would take to go to next place, start computer, explain to user what is going on, answer random questions for user, fix problem, move on. You think they are incompetent b/c it takes them less than ten minutes per? What exactly is wrong with that?

  53. Re:The state of employment. by dipipanone · · Score: 3, Funny

    First they came for the menial jobs. I never spoke out because I didn't have a menial job.

    Somebody has obviously made a serious mistake then. Can I suggest you apply at the sign of the Golden Arches to find something more commensurate with your intellectual abilities?

  54. when they register their MAC address by Moleman · · Score: 1

    At my school (university of maryland, college park) we have to register the computer we're using on the port we're using.

    Before you're doing that you have to download the patches and run a cleaning utility. So our network is pretty much 100% clean.

  55. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do what I did... start your own tech support team. I figured out the most capable people, and they quickly became my assistants. They were good at fixing basic problems, and if it was something they couldn't handle, they brought it to me. Handle payment you best see fit, money or favors later.

  56. set some bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it has already been said but I have to agree. install a box to just sit and record incomming packets (pref. a linux box). look at the logs, any computer showing signs of a virus should be taken off the network. you can tell by mac address which should (if you keep good records) lead to a specific port on a switch leading to their room. it seems harsh but my school is doing this and if works.

  57. Usage Policy by nry · · Score: 1

    I'd say this: basically, anyone who wishes to connect their machine to the network has to go sign a policy and at the same time be told to prove which AV software they are using. If they don't have one then I'd be looking at the licence for the establishments current AV software as ours (NAV) allows us to provide copies of it to students so they can use it 'whilst they are studying at our establishment' and should be removed once they leave. I guess you could even go so far as only allocating IP addresses to authorised users, so if someone connects without agreement then they don't get an IP and can't use the LAN..... nry

  58. What is happening at my university... by acehole · · Score: 4, Informative

    When the blaster worm hit, we had to work for a few days to clear the thing from the staff network.

    Now that we well and truly cleared it after much scanning to make sure, we've moved on to the on-campus student's network.

    We have to physically go to each room, patch and scan to remove both blaster and welchier.

    It's both an annoyance for us and the students who pretty much treat us like unwanted guests on their pcs.

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    1. Re:What is happening at my university... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You must be a n00b.

      You DO know that microsoft published a scanning tool to do EXACTLY THIS, scan a network looking for unpatched machines? So you wouldn't have to "physically go to each room".

    2. Re:What is happening at my university... by hayesjaj · · Score: 1

      We did the same thing two years ago when some other MS virus dropped our network to its knees (which, in reality, wasn't that far down anyhow). It wasn't too bad...my roomates and I cleared nearly an entire building in about 3 days. The students were actually very receptive to us to and our help. A highlight was, of course, running into more interesting video titles in their dvd drives, such as "Shut up and bl0w me, vol 4". The whole campus cleanup took about 2 weeks.

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    3. Re:What is happening at my university... by Silent_Fire · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'd treat you like an unwelcome guest on my pc. I am running Windows XP, but I patch it on a regular basis, and actually pay some attention to security. You wouldn't be able to get on it without me there, and I'm not going to trust a school's computer support to run random software I don't know on my machine.

  59. You gotta use hard justice. by sQuEeDeN · · Score: 1

    Let's face it. I'm a student. I'm lazy, and I don't read everything listing stuff I should do. So, to deal with that, AcIS (Academic Information Systems) at Columbia University doles out some hard but good justice.
    If your computer is detected with a worm, clogging up the network, the router is configured to remove your machine from the network. A CD-R with the latest patches finds it's way to the student's mailbox, along with a (gasp) phone message saying what's up. When the student can show somewhat that they're clean to the hall's student tech, they're let back on. It's probably not cheap to do, but it's effective and the easiest way to motivate people.

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  60. Combination of... by Wingie · · Score: 1

    Where I go to school (I also work for IT here) we basically combine all the techniques everyone here described: a login script that scans for the patch and prompts the user to patch if the machine isn't patched, have the login script run an anti-virus tool, postering the ENTIRE college, recruiting residential life and handing out patch CDs to every RA on campus, and banning MAC addresses AND closing off ports via hourly scans of the network. So far it's been doing really well. The only problem we have now, actually, is the 5000 or so SPAM (and mostly infected) messages that comes in every hour, slowing our e-mail servers to a crawl.

    1. Re:Combination of... by theflea · · Score: 1

      I'd go with the combo approach, and attack from all angles.

      Use your logs to identify where problems are coming from in real time, and send undergrads knocking on doors.

      Use text messaging, use cdroms with all tools, do it all! You could set up some king of live chat thingie, use net send to users. So many things.

      The upside to this problem? You can build your online community, and get rid of the viruses and worms...this problem is not insurmountable. As a matter of fact, its great training for real-world problems that students will face when they're not students anymore. I would also gather a sort of geek special ops team amongst students. Have some teams develop plans, kick ideas around to let the cream rise to the top.

  61. Sorry by nite_warrior · · Score: 1

    I've been living the same problem in my University, and it isn't as big as US colleges with students living in dorms and bringing most of them their computers. While many of the other replys might work like just block ports and wait for ppl to complain, I know that for a big number of machines that would be a real pain to search for every single infected machine, so I don't find it a solution. Also seting up a domain is hard if u don't know all the computers that come into it. So our solution to the problem has been to just segmet our network as much as possible, and block all trafic for each vlan, each of our vlans grow as much as 255 hosts, so an infected machine won't hurt much.

  62. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

    7 people. On top of that, not all of the machines are infected and/or unpatched.

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  63. File transfer & security holes by Phronesis · · Score: 1
    Email should be used for communication, not for transfering files.

    The problem with prohibiting email attachments is that this essentially pushes students in the direction of running servers on their personal computers in order to transfer files. This would be a much larger security hole.

    If they're running Windows, they're likely to use the servers that come with the OS (http or ftp), which have much worse greater potential security holes than the email reader.

    1. Re:File transfer & security holes by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      If a user is stupid enough that his first instinct is to send a large file via E-mail (or every file), I can hardly imagine that user being able to set up a web or FTP server. The security risk is minimal. Most of them transfer files via AIM anyway.

    2. Re:File transfer & security holes by Phronesis · · Score: 1
      If a user is stupid enough that his first instinct is to send a large file via E-mail (or every file), I can hardly imagine that user being able to set up a web or FTP server.

      First, nobody said anything about large files. Lots of people transfer small files by email all the time. As to stupidity & large files, one professor I work with, who holds named chairs in both physics and engineering, has the habit of sending 20 megabyte power-point files to large numbers of people at least three times a week. I sincerely doubt you'd win an "I'm smart and you're stupid" competition with this guy.

      Second, Windows systems generally come with http and ftp servers installed. All the student has to do is bring up the configuration panel and click on the "Start Service" button. It even has a GUI to build a cheesy default page.

      If you want to figure out how to set security options you need to dig deep into the documentation, but turning the servers on is dead easy.

    3. Re:File transfer & security holes by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      First, nobody said anything about large files. Lots of people transfer small files by email all the time. As to stupidity & large files, one professor I work with, who holds named chairs in both physics and engineering, has the habit of sending 20 megabyte power-point files to large numbers of people at least three times a week. I sincerely doubt you'd win an "I'm smart and you're stupid" competition with this guy.
      When it comes to securely and effectively transferring files, yes I would.
      Second, Windows systems generally come with http and ftp servers installed. All the student has to do is bring up the configuration panel and click on the "Start Service" button. It even has a GUI to build a cheesy default page.
      You're assuming that the student even knows it's there. Odds are he won't. He won't even know that his machine is capable of serving a web page, and it'll probably take a good half hour of explaining to get him to grasp the concept of internet paths and Windows paths. A good portion of file sharing done by students is actually done by accident, because the user shares out a public folder without even knowing due to whatever whacky defaults Windows has this week.
  64. treat it like a small ISP by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

    My old ISP put their "setup" on a CD for ease of installation. just simple scripts that created detected the modem, configured DNS, and (here's the relevant part) set the IE homepage to www.isp.com.

    Bulk out a CD with the nessicary information and distribute them to the dorms. As part of the setup, point IE or netscape to someplace like http://housecall.trendmicro.com, or set up your own remote AV scanner. Make a completed scan part of the setup. If a machine doesn't do a complete scan, it doesn't get network access.

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  65. I know at U of A... by haut · · Score: 1

    They are cutting off DHCP access to infected machines. In my department I have to go to these machines and give them a temp IP, patch them, and wait for the computing department to reenable them. I'm not sure how they tell if its infected or not, but this seems to be a workable solution. With student's PC's however, passing around CDs with the patch seems a much better solution.

  66. Change the network use agreement... by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

    Tell them they will be disconnected if they let themselves be infected. Unplug them from the switch if they are.

    Provide everything needed to repair and secure computers on CD, so people can upgrade before they plug in and repair without being connected. Include detailed instructions.

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  67. DHCP madness. by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

    Two ways of accomplishing this which I like. First Having students register their computers (yes it sets a burden on the IT dept) and running a small application that transfers the Mac address of the system to a central database.

    Yes, so maybe it's a bit paranoid, but statically assigning DHCP based upon mac address is an easy enough way to keep *most* non-technical (virus laden) people off the (IP) network.

    It also allows for a degree of control (umm... no your toaster oven can't be on the network.) Etc.

    The second way, is to allow all, sniff out the nasty MACS(ala-snort) and statically set their DHCP to something nonsensical.

    This is under the assumption that MOST people who are virus laden are not that tech savvy to begin with (No-AV, no Firewalls etc etc.) You can automate the process with some perl scripting but, this will get you some nasty phone calls.

  68. Re:The state of employment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You won't be voting for Bush then?

  69. Woohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how have sysadmins out there delt with this?
    Yay for hukd on phonix.

  70. What I would do: by chewedtoothpick · · Score: 1

    I would make part of the requirement of bringing in a computer be that they have to take it into a local computer shop and have their computer thoroughly inspected for viruses/malware/spyware etc... and require them to have that company sign-off on the computer. This will allow a strict anti-virus and anti-spy policy to be enforced at a level where you don't have to waste all of your time explaining what to do at someone who has little respect for you. Also, you should know that a lot of spyware etc out there will slow your network too... not just viruses.

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  71. PPPoE... and something else by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 1

    First, require PPPoE. I know it sounds terrible, but in the long run it will save you problems (because you'll be able to trace network issues not only back to a port, not only to a MAC address, but back to a student record). That should solve the "they've already put an infected device on the network" problem.

    For the "something else," you have to get creative. I know I'm probably overlooking some well-devised currently existing system, but if you created a system whereby the PPPoE client would not function with that particular computer until you (or one of your student flunkies) manually entered an OK password or token, you would be able to stop the devices from getting on the network.

    The reason why I mention the above is if it requires a visit from someone to connect it to the network, you have the opportunity to verify the patch is installed. There should be a get-around mechanism as well, though, to allow certain clients (by MAC address connected to that one particular port only) to be excluded from this requirement (for all the non-MS computers, like Macs and Linux, and the occasional person running BSD who probably shouldn't be allowed on the network anyway because you know that motherfucker's just going to learn everything he possibly can about the place). If the issue ever arose that someone running something other than Windows switched to Windows on that PC and caused blaster havoc (which shouldn't be the case, since nearly every client should already be patched and you're doing filtering at the router), it would be easy to track them down.

    I imagine you likely have an install faire every year or semester for all the new and incoming students, so you can sell them network cards and install them for them if they've never been on a network, and to briefly orient them to network policies like no-Kazaa, no haxoring, etc. This would be the perfect opportunity 1) to patch 90% of the incoming Windows computers and 2) to configure the client on the stations so when they take it to their room they can just sign on (likely with their campus email account and password).

  72. Regarding email attachments by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

    Not allowing .vbs, .pif, .scr, .js, .bat, .cmd, and .exe attachments through the firewall is a start.

  73. Inspection by DaHat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For years, the last thing the admins at my university wanted to do was inspect each computer before it was permitted to be on the network. This year they have broken down and are doing so, to be connected (wired or wirelessly) one of their employees must inspect the computer and make sure that they are not only completely patched, but also that they are running antiviral software (Norton ONLY).

    This is of course great in theory, until a week later when someone formats, 'forgets' to patch, brings their computer home, gets re-infected and comes back to school.

    Until patches become mandatory for many of these users, there is no way to prevent such a thing... short of finding the virus writers and skinning them alive during prime time, that might make some of these script kiddies think twice before doing what they do.

    1. Re:Inspection by faaaz · · Score: 1

      What we need is some form of computer driving-license. A mandatory test and a practical exam before you're allowed on a public network. It makes perfect sense.

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    2. Re:Inspection by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      one of their employees must inspect the computer and make sure that they are not only completely patched, but also that they are running antiviral software (Norton ONLY).


      wow that policy is purely stupid. There are many anti-virus programs that are better than norton, and Free.. and Norton doesnt have a produict for linux.

      I'm betting that is that is the policy at your school, your school's IT department is not a very competent one.

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    3. Re:Inspection by DaHat · · Score: 1

      You need to understand that those running the network at my school are not the brightest.

      Two years ago when school started up again, it took them a month to connect students, not due to inspections, but until they had firewalls set up that could prevent Red from getting students. In order to prevent people from ever being infected by things like the Red worm on campus, the idea of banning any operating system from student use which could run a server was seriously considered.

      Lets think about this one... all versions of Windows, DOS, Linux, you name it, so long as something has a TCP stack you can run a server! When they realized this they backed off of it. Officially, students within the dorms are not permitted to run 'servers', although the definition of this has never been made clear, technically, if ones computer responds to a ping request, then it is a server. Then of course there is the 'server' service in Windows 2000 and XP.

      Lets just say I'm very happy to be living off campus where I can use the internet as I please, with out worrying about being monitored for usage and having my bandwidth throttled just because I use a chat program from time to time (yes, it's happened).

  74. One solution by nenya · · Score: 1

    My college requires Tech Services staff to register all computers manually, and before they do that they scan for viruses. If you've got a laptop you take it to them and they deal with it. Desktops are a little harder, as they have to come to you, but it happens. The end result is a slower setup time, but a more secure network.

  75. Take the power back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government figured this out a long time ago. Take the power out of the people's hands.

  76. One Solution by teidou · · Score: 1
    I know of a reasonably good solution. It takes a couple of steps, but in practice there isn't that much overhead:

    1) Define internet access as a privilege, (rather than a right).

    2) Require signature from students that they will perform required software maintenance.

    3) Have DHCP only give leases to pre-registered MAC addresses.

    4) When problem arises, pull student's access. First chance to prove it has been fixed is in a month. The first one or two will whine and complain. Everyone else will fix their machines. :)

    (Flames from undergrads > /dev/null)

    Teidou
  77. Very Simple Solution by beet0l · · Score: 1

    They do this at my University and it's a very good system. On the first day of school you plug in your computer to the network. DHCP gives you an internal ip address, and all your http requests go strait to a registration web server, you cannot get off your immediate network segment without registering. The registration processs ties your student ID to your mac address and also runs microsoft's own tool Hfnetchk.exe agaisnt your pc. If your missing hotfixes (aka notfixes) you cant register. I'm not sure how (go linux), but im guessing they provide you with the hotfixes since you cant leave the network. This should help alot in the first weeks mad rush for computer access.

  78. Here's my school's plan by scrod · · Score: 1

    Dear Student:

    We look forward to your return to campus in a few weeks.

    As you know, serious computer viruses and "worms" were released into the Internet in August. Because Northwestern is a community that depends upon computers for instruction, administration and research, YOU MUST TAKE ACTION TO "CLEAN" AND "PROTECT" YOUR COMPUTER BEFORE BRINGING IT TO CAMPUS. Any computer found to be infected - or found to be vulnerable to infection - will be excluded from the campus network until it has been cleaned and protected. Depending upon the volume of computers excluded from the network, it may take two or more WEEKS until technical staff can assist you to clean and protect your system.

    ....

  79. Anomaly-detection, NetFlow, and chargebacks. by Mordant · · Score: 1

    And then shut the ports on the access switches.

    Arbor Networks has a great anomaly-detection system which can be used with NetFlow in order to identify machines on your network behaving oddly, then shut their ports or use VACLs to block the relevant MAC addresses across your network until they call the help-desk and go through the scrubbing/remediation process.

    And charge them for thus - nothing's sure to get their attention (and that of their parents) like a $250/incident 'virus remediation charge' which must be paid, like any other student fees, if they expect to get their grades.

    1. Re:Anomaly-detection, NetFlow, and chargebacks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While i agree with the process (turning off infected ports) in principle, a straight up charge of $250 is a bit much. Considering how fast the recent outbreaks spread, you'd have a lot of students/faculty and staff up in arms.

      Maybe have them pay from the 2nd shut off on...

  80. it would be interesting by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

    If someone wrote a variant of the worm that infected via the same method, killed the other worm if it were there, patched the system, tried 1 round of infecting other machines and then deleted itself.

    I don't advocate such a thing, since it would also be wrong and illegal; but it would be interesting.

  81. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by Biedermann · · Score: 1
    Considering Blaster only affects 2000/XP/2003 machines, that means that the roughly 50 computers running those took 8 hours to clean? Something seems wrong here.


    Come on man, 480 minutes spent on 50 machines is 9.6 minutes per machine.

    Taking into account that this includes walking around and hunting down stray room inhabitants, booting machines that are off and explaining what's going on to the ignorant, this actually seems quite fast to me.
  82. quarantine new hosts by Bob+Bitchen · · Score: 1

    How do you give out IP addresses? Whatever the method don't do so until the machine has been quarantined and certified free of viruses. That means they have to take their machines to some office where they plug in and boot up and are checked for viruses, inoculated if needed then certified virus free. The certification would need to be carefully thought out. But it's doable.

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  83. Policy by Demig0d · · Score: 1

    Put them all in one Domain, turn on Active Directory, purchase eOrchestrator from Network Associates and it will install virusscan on all of them and update them according to the policy. You can also force clients to install the windows update patches this way. We do this where I work and it keeps 95% of the machines updated with all microsoft patches and new virus dats with little to no work. Sure..our pocketbook is a whole lot lighter but so is our workload.

  84. Why.. by ifwm · · Score: 1

    have most of the solutions to this problem suggested so far been punitive. "Fine em, Ban em," etc. This attitude pervades the tech industry. In case you forgot, the fact that someone maintians a network doesn't give them ownership of it, especially at a university. If I am a university student, then it's much closer to being MY network than the admin's. How about some more creative ideas from some GOOD admins.

    1. Re:Why.. by harmanjd · · Score: 1

      As a user on a network, you don't really "own" it either. Yes, you do pay for part of the network and access to it, but so does everyone else in the community that uses the network. As a community you hire someone - the network admin - to ensure that the facility is there for you and everyone else to use. If there is abusive behavior, then the network admin has the responsibility and authority to stop that behavior. That is what you "the user" is paying her to do.

      Even if you are a user of the network, that really doesn't mean that you have rights to ignore the rules. The administrator is there to make sure that the community of people using the network can do so without being disturbed by others. If that means that the administrator needs to block access to a bad citizen until they stop their behavior then that is GOOD policy.

      This is especially true if the user and or the computer the user is running is causing harmful effects to the community.

      At the same time the administrator does need to be prepared to help the user rememdy the problem if it is a virus or something else wrong so that the user can correct what is wrong, assuming that the bad behavior was NOT malicious of course. If it was malicious then a fine or a ban would be appropriate.

    2. Re:Why.. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      the fact that someone maintians a network doesn't give them ownership of it, especially at a university.

      If you are maintaining a network, your first responsibility is to keep the network as a whole operating. Anyone bringing malware into that environment is a threat to every other user and the network as a whole.

    3. Re:Why.. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      All of which is true, but doesn't address my question. You are absolutely correct, and I agree with what you said, but again why is heavy handedness the first option. None of the problems discussed require banning machines, or fining students, but that seems to be a very popular option. Yes, poorly informed users make your job harder, and yes, it's easier to shut down their access, but that's not the only solution. In fact, I would argue it's not even a good solution. Also, I agree with your last sentence, in case of malicious behavior, a fine and a ban are appropriate, in addition to any other disciplinary action up to and including expulsion from the university. See, I'm not against bans or fines, but if I didn't create the problem (MSblaster etc.) why is it acceptable to punish me for it?

    4. Re:Why.. by 12dec0de · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the real world.

      The Uni not only owns all the required hardware for the network, starting at that curious wall socket, they also pay for the bandwidth, pay the admins. You know what that makes the network? THEIRS!

      The fact that you are on their premises or that you share the service, impacting the freedom of others, I will ignore for now.

      Guess what, I am an Uni admin, and I had a lot of trouble with those special machines, some students just had to mess with, because they thought they new more than I, but never understood why pool machines are locked down. HARD.

    5. Re:Why.. by harmanjd · · Score: 1

      It is not really punishment as much as it is expecting you to meet certain minimum requirements to participate. At a MINIMUM it is expected that your machine will not hurt others. Even if that is because of a worm or virus that is not your fault, peventing you from using the network until you meet the minimum requirements is not really punishment.

      A quick analogy - people can't drive until they have been licensed - this is a MINIMUM requirement for driving and it keeps the roads safer for the other drivers out there. It is not a PUNISHMENT that you can't drive until you are licensed, it is just the way it works.

      Similarly the requirement for using the network is that the machine is clear of viruses and worms that can hurt others.

    6. Re:Why.. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Where do you think think the money for the network comes from? Or your salary? ME. At state universities, they receive taxes which come from....you and ME, and anyone who pays taxes. You're confusing ownership with responsibility. Now, why didn't you address my question? I asked why the first option is punitive instead of education. Wouldn't it be easier to educate the students as to why they need to clean up their machines rather than ban them? Or do you like 10 thousand pissed off adolescents screaming for blood? And spre that "real world" nonsense. Like it or not, customer service is just as much a responsibility of admins as running the network. In my "real world" if someone pisses off enough of my "customers" (students) they get fired. Why risk it when more intelligent solutions are available?

    7. Re:Why.. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Which, again does not address my question. A policy of informing the students about their responsibilty is good. Requiring them to meet minimum standards is good. So far so good. Where does banning and fining come in? How about a CD with fixes to install before accessing the network? You see, I have no problem with banning machines. I have a problem with banning machines FIRST, or out of sheer laziness. If you simply cannot protect the network ANY OTHER WAY, then banning is fine. But don't do it as the primary response to a problem most users win't even know exists. that's just lazy.

    8. Re:Why.. by tuomoks · · Score: 1

      fast comment - it seems that you understand the problem better than XXX number of network administrators / managers. The job of network management is to keep the network running PERIOD. This same problem exists in corporate networks also. The network people are there to serve, they don't "own" the network, University, college, corporation, whatever owns it and their job is to keep it running - if they can't then ????. Sorry to network people but I have had my share of incompetent network management. It's not easy job but there are ways and means. I should know - 30+ years developing, creating, installing ( small to worldwide ) network connections & security.. have a nice day.

    9. Re:Why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > fast comment - it seems that you understand the problem better than XXX number of network administrators / managers. The job of network management is to keep the network running PERIOD.

      Define "running" for the whole population of folks who will be using that network. If a massive KaZaa network starts up, and none of the non-tech folks can use the network for their purposes, is that network still "running" to you?

    10. Re:Why.. by 12dec0de · · Score: 1

      Yes admin are in the business of providing customer service, but to the whole of the customer base. And how do you ensure that? Rather avoid troublesome customers than antagonize those legions that don't cause trouble. Thats why problematik customers (i.e. students) are not offered the service.

      As to your question why the first option is punitive rather than educative: Because people only change their ways when they are either hurt or given extra attention (a love bonus). It may sound callous, but unfortunately it is true. Now, I do not have the time nor is it part of uni environment culture to pat everybody constantly who is behaving well on the network. And this will lead us to the other option.

      We have alle the nessecary information availiable. Online and off. We tell them to read the stuff during induction week. The central NOC tells them when they register for web-mail access. But at some point you get very frustrated. And then the whip has to come out.

      As to ownership and responsibility. I have a responsibility. to the 1500 normal users. Not the 15 that had services terminated during the last semester.

    11. Re:Why.. by harmanjd · · Score: 1

      Ok,

      I think by 'banning machines FIRST' you mean banning every machine before they exhibit symptoms then I agree with what you say. However, I have no problem with banning any machine that exhibits bad behavior.

  85. No, that isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's the fact that Linux sucks shit.

  86. Re:morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I think eventually people will be using linux or other embedded operating systems on little firewall boxes to connect to the internet with. One at each computer in dorm like areas or one per household. It is just too dangerous for computer illiterate people to be connected directly to the internet. NAT based WiFi hubs and cable/DSL routers are already serving this purpose although not exactly for that reason.

    I doubt this was what the original poster meant though.

  87. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by Graff · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Considering Blaster only affects 2000/XP/2003 machines, that means that the roughly 50 computers running those took 8 hours to clean? Something seems wrong here.

    50 computers over 8 hours = 9.6 minutes per computer, average. This time includes knocking on doors, explanations, going back to get rooms which were closed for some reason, booting up computers and rebooting them, loading the patches on to the machine and installing them, and all the regular crap that goes with handling 50 different computers with 50 different setups. Honestly I would say that 10 minutes per computer is simply amazing. These guys must be supermen to get a whole dorm patched in a day, unless they come in with an army of a dozen techs.

    What can a student do? Preach alternative systems. Wean people off of Microsoft Windows entirely. I run 2 labs of a dozen Macintosh machines running Mac OS X and I haven't had to lift a finger to do much of anything for more than a year. The machines run perfectly and just laughed at all of the viruses, worms, trojan horses, and other problems that Windows computers have had to deal with. The same, I'm sure, is true of BSD and Linux based operating systems.

    Take a look at the history of the Irish potato famine. The main cause of this horrible piece of history was a simple fungus. It spread so suddenly and completely because to grow potatoes quickly you can simply cut up one potato and plant the pieces. Each new plant is a genetic clone of the original potato. Thus when a disease hits one plant it quickly spreads and hits them all, turning a simple disease into an epidemic. The same is true of computers. A monoculture of Windows machines are much more vulnerable to the spread of computer infections than a mix of operating systems. Having one operating system dominate over 90% of the market is simply not healthy.
  88. Here is what we do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In our residence halls, we have about 7500 people. What we have done is make a series of VLANs, centrally administered by VMPS. We have the regular VLAN for a building's users, a quarantine VLAN, and a blackhole VLAN. As we detect users that are infected, we move them to the quarantine VLAN where we have colocated a quarantine webserver via an 802.1q trunk. This server provides them with all the patches, av software and latest DATs. Once installed, the resident "signs" with their campus ID to verify that they have installed the various fixes, and they are moved back. If someone languishes in the quarantine VLAN for too long, we move them to the blackhole VLAN (which is essentially a defined VLAN that isn't trunked anywhere so VMPS can still legally place them there).

    This segmentation has helped dramatically. At one point, we were blocking nearly 800,000 icmp echo requests outbound/sec across all interfaces. Now? around 1k/sec. And that's over the last week.

    Now if I could just get past the residents who:
    1. Don't fix themselves because it was too much to read.
    2. Don't know how to use a web browser
    3. Don't know what a scroll bar is (!!!)
    4. Don't contact us for help, but instead go to the President and Provost's offices.

    Hang in there, segmentation helps dramatically.

  89. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by hswoolve · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the defense of the "incompetent dorm techs" they probably had to deal with:
    - students who weren't in their rooms
    - students who figured someone else touching *their* machine was an invasion or their privacy (especially the 50 gig of mp3's)
    - students who were in their rooms and didn't want to be disturbed
    - the 133t hAx0rZ who thought it was uB3R k3W1 to archive their old (infected) systems and reset the machine as soon as the techs had left.

    Having been the "oh call her" person for a(n administrative) department at a university I know what students can get up to.

  90. Try this by Quixotic+Raindrop · · Score: 1
    1. scan for the viruses in question (weekly, maybe a little more often early then less often later in the semester)
    2. when you detect a virus, block that machine's port on their switch (you are using switches, right?)
    3. when they complain, tell them why, and what they must do to get network access back. Have a CD available with the patch so you don't need to re-enable their switch port until after they've cleaned up.


    If they re-install windows later, and are re-infected, repeat 1-3. This is what we do at work (admittedly, a major corporation who may have a lot more money for network equipment and personnel), and it works quite well.
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  91. try a LINUX FIREWALL for BLASTER PROOFING YOUR NET by panky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Set up a dhcp/iptables/ LINUX firewall . I run a script that monitors the net for a rush of packets (ICMP/port 135/smurf attack) it works great! heres the algorithm in pseudocode - any net admin should be able to put it together. You basically monitor 1000 packets and count the number packets per host and find the packet count per time then dump if they are pushing 90% or more packets while (true) do t0 = timeinseconds packetlist = tcpdump -n -i -c1000 t1 = timeinseconds iplist = grep list|print ipfield| uniq -c totalscanseconds = t1-t0 totalpackets = count(packetlist) if totalpackets greater than 99% iptables -t -nat -A PREROUTING -s offendingip -d 0/0 --dport 80 -j DNAT --todestination and viola! all users flooding the net are automatically forwarded to a you are quarantine website no matter what. All packets are dumped before they go any further. I can handle easily 500 - 700 connections with a dual AMD 1800 cpu / 500meg ram dual nics setup as a dhcp server

  92. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

    Not for 7 people.
    That is, what, ~68 minutes per machine? On top of it, not all of the machines are even infected to begin with...

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  93. Public humiliation by Aceticon · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Forget about financial responsability. There is a simple, 2 part solution:
    1. Make available and easily accessible in your intranet the resources to keep their systems up-to-date and virus free - patches, Anti-virus, personal firewalls
    2. Publish in the most visibile place in the dorm buildings weekly compilations with the names of the "Most inept computer users in this dorm". Maybe you can spice it up with an introductory text that gives the impression that when you're saying "most inept" you actually mean "dumb as a door-knob"


    Naturally, if you're the BOFH type of network admin you can skip the first part ...
    1. Re:Public humiliation by Clived · · Score: 1

      Excellent suggestion. One of the issues related to computer usage which seems to have been largely ignored is that it is THEIR responsibility to take precautions, install anti-virus software , patch their systems (MS users mostly) on a regular basis, educate themselves as to the implications as to ignoring these important issues. As most people are connected to the net these days, some idiot on an unpatched box may become compromised by a worm and affect a fair portion of net usage right across the Internet. It seems that users in general are brianwashed by the media (Del Interns commercials, etc) that all they have to do is switch on the damn box and everything will be just hunkey dorey.

      Well that is NOT reality these days so get with it

      My two bits ...

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    2. Re:Public humiliation by Mike1024 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe you can spice it up with an introductory text that gives the impression that when you're saying "most inept" you actually mean "dumb as a door-knob"

      You could have a comparitive scale down the side, comparing the most inept to 'brick', ranging through 'hammer' and 'cabbage' with the cleverest compared to, say, '$10 digital watch'. You could have little iconic pictures on the scale to give it some colour.

      Just my $0.02,

      Michael

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      "Goodness me, how unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public." -- The Onion
    3. Re:Public humiliation by RandomCoil · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Publish in the most visibile place in the dorm buildings weekly compilations with the names of the "Most inept computer users in this dorm". Maybe you can spice it up with an introductory text that gives the impression that when you're saying "most inept" you actually mean "dumb as a door-knob"


      I don't think that's going to have the effect you're looking for. The board is going to filled with a weird combination of the wholly computer illiterate (who could care less about their picture being up on some wall) and the computer-literate, attention-starved miscreants (who would be actively trying to turn _one_ of their computers into the 'typhoid Mary' of the dorm).
    4. Re:Public humiliation by amembleton · · Score: 1

      Somehow I doubt this would work, because most people realise that they're computer illiterate.

      When I used to be in Halls at Uni, I was paid 400, for the year to connect computers onto the network. I installed Norton (maybe it was McAffee, I can't remember) onto everyone's machines. This was set up so that it would automatically download updates from the computer centre. I then told the computer centre to allow access to that MAC address.

      Most ppl came to make, thinking that they were stupid for not being able to connect, when it wasn't their fault. Most students don't mind being labeled as computer illiterate, and the poster would probably be torn down.

  94. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    Whatever man, people have some really crappy PC's and they almost *all* have tons of spyware up the wazoo. You try to just do something simple like patch and scan for a virus, but things can easily turn into a nightmare. It often does.

    7 techs checking ~100 PC's and cleaning 50 in 8 hours (including lunch) doesn't sound unresonable to me.

    How many times have you sat at someone's PC when they are standing there - they try to get you to fix every little problem that have had. You can say no, but every time you do it's at least another minute or so off the clock.

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  95. Easy, shut them off by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Many students are bringing in machines from home, often times infected.

    Well, there's an easy solution to this problem. Use manageable switches/hubs in the dorms, and set up honeypots here and there.

    If a machine hits a honeypot, and it can be as simple as a box running snort- your script logs into the switch/hub, and shuts off that port. Email the user registered to that port, because one of the first things they'll probably do is try to check their email from somewhere else, like a lab.

    If you want to get really fancy, the script INSTEAD switches them to a different VLAN which is heavily firewalled and doesn't let them do squat- every page turns up a "your system is infected, please go here(link) to download patches/antivirus software"(and of course those are the only places the firewall lets them go). They get a button that shows up a half hour later that lets them re-try connecting their system to the main network, so late-night infections don't keep them from finishing a paper or something.

  96. worm/vulnerability detection on school portal by MadMethod · · Score: 1

    the EXACT same thing happened here at our school, as an added problem our dorm access control system (on the doors) were on the same network and therefore flooded with the arp requests from Nachi/Welchia worms (tens of thousands of arp broadcasts per second). Practically everyone at school uses our school portal my.snu.edu, there is a demo if anyone is interested, so we made the login page redirect to a php script on a linux box with would detect both the vulnerability and the infection. The infection can be detected by looking for a responsive tftp port, here is the script http://web.snu.edu/~jbrindle/scan.phps the sourcecode for the rpc-dcom checker is at http://www.derkeiler.com/Mailing-Lists/securityfoc us/bugtraq/2003-08/0038.html Hope this helps!

    1. Re:worm/vulnerability detection on school portal by MadMethod · · Score: 1

      ah, and i forgot to mention that the patch.asp and stinger.asp have instructions and links to the patch and stinger to remove the worm both mirrored on campus for those computers which are unable to go to windows update (it also does OS detection to offer the correct patch)

  97. Re:I don't know how much work you want to do but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please explain to me how you plan to hide your IP address. Are you suggesting security through obscurity; the prefered MS method?

  98. Burn, burn, burn those patch CD's by Durandal64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Basically what we've done is burn a shitload of CD's with the Blaster patch on them, given them out to people with the worm and then encouraged them to distribute the CD's to their friends. We've also given those CD's to our local residential hall tech support people (the ones who actually go to the person's room and fix whatever problem; they are assigned by dorm).

    Recently, we've begun deactivated the ports of people who we've been able to trace the worm back to, having them call us, pick up the CD, install the patch and then having an RCC verify that the patch is installed before reactivating their ports. We've also closed off the ports that the worm is known to propagate through. We've still taken damage as a result of it, but I think we've managed to minimize it somewhat. In the meantime, I've been trying to convince the Mac users I support that they're not at risk. If you say, "impossible" enough times in a row, they start believing you. :)

  99. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The guy I share a bathroom with at NAU got the blaster worm before coming here, then called on me, the resident geek to fix it. It took roughly five hours to talk him through using a virus scanner, and then talking him through the fix. I finally gave up and refered him to the IT people.

    I know for Lovsan our school links you, before network registration, to a page with the fix. Then if you get infected they kill your access. Then send up a tech. Sad thing is the average user can't even figure out how to get to the patch even with a page linking to it.

    Now before all the /.'rs get on the "install Linux on everyones box" rant, I'm going to highlight the main problem, the end users ignorance about computers. The average college student thinks of his/her computer as an applience. And thinks that Windows update as that pesky taskbar icon that keeps on screaming at them.

    Also in a small office network administrating 20-100 people is an easy task, or EASIER, than handeling 5,000 students with no computer skills. In an office network you can set up the computers to use whatever software you want, like not allowing Outlook on work machines, or whatnot, but in a college network you have 5,000+ different configurations.

    As for solutions, I have no clue, though. I guess the only way is to just blcok access of the infected, which kinda sucks since it HAS to be after the fact. Perhaps you could force people joining the netword to take a small online class, download your supported virus-scanner, and whatever fixes exist before registering their machine. Then as new threats come out, make new required online lessons needed to keep network access.

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  100. shaping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using traffic shaping you can limit the impact of the flooding. I'm not sure whether all routers can do that but I think with a linux router you can share all available bandwidth equally among all hosts......

    1. Re:shaping by Charlotte · · Score: 1

      Traffic shaping is OK for low bandwith WAN connections, to make sure everyone gets an equal share of the little that is available. But the problem of the bandwith consumption is only secondary. You've got infectious agents on your network, man. They need to be quarantained until they've been removed.

      Even if you did want to use traffic shaping to allow at least slow access to the network for everyone, it would probably just either crash your routers or slow them to a crawl during an outbreak.

      Solve the issue, not the symptom.

  101. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

    1) Dorm techs have keys.
    2) It is, but they do it anyways. Part of my dorm contract if I remember correctly.
    3) I can actually understand that, but that doesn't defend why 7 techs took 8 hours to clean a hall of computers...
    4) Athlete dorm. Yeah, it is a gross generalization, but chances are that they wouldn't be the ones doing that. Even if they did, then they are stupid. Not much you can do about that. :P

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  102. This is an inherent flaw with MS's process... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can make sure people install the patches, but what if someone re-installs windows

    This is one of the problems I have with MS's patching policy. The last reinstall of Windows XP that I did took 3 1/2 hours on a cable modem to download and install all of the patches from MS's site! On a cable modem! How many people who only have dial-up are actually going to sit through this?

  103. Re:morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Significant market share?

    According to IDC (idc.com), a leading IT research consultancy, Linux market share within the Web server sector stands at approximately a third and will grow to 41 per cent by 2005.

    One third of all web servers run Linux. That sounds like significant market share to me.

  104. PPPoE by Snafoo · · Score: 1

    First, I've adminned only small networks (10-20 machines) but I think the following should work. It seems to work for my DSL provider:

    Set your route permit only PPPoE connections to and from workstations. Then, hand out CDR's containing your favourite DSL implementation. Fix it so the other end of the PPPoE connection empties out into some safe IP space which is not contiguous with that of the rest of your gear's. Finally, make sure that the connections are well-throttled. If you can, write some scripts to automagically decrease a user's bandwidth if excessive activity occurs on port_related_to_latest_ms_hole.

    PPPoE is just one option though; any technology which allows you to tunnel all the user's networking should suffice. (IP/SEC VPN, say. )

    Remember, it's your students' problem, not yours. Warn them, but furnish them with enough rope to hang themselves by, whilst avoiding the tangle yourself.

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  105. Thoughts by lanalyst · · Score: 1

    We're taking a 2 pronged approach. IDS (snort) as well as actively scanning and reporting port 707/tcp open.

    The muck begins with identifying those systems which are managed (patched by us) and those which aren't. They can break down to 1) assets which were deployed incorrectly, 2) assets which the update process is 'broken' for whatever reason. 3) mobile assets (notebooks) which appear on different segments.. their 'home' location gets lost and 4) untrusted systems (unmanaged systems).

    The impact of Welchia/Blaster.D infected systems was an internal DoS attack, a very small percentage of the above issues caused major problems.

    Among other things, it's an asset management issue. Tighter controls and processes - and retrofitting an existing deployment is difficult at best. All infrastructure functions (network, systems, etc) must be co-ordinated to accomplish this.

    Tracking down 'broken' systems where the update process isn't functional should be a priority. When they are mobile assets, it becomes difficult because the customer/user doesn't perceive a problem - why should they have to bring in the machine?

    The last is a development of policy toward unmanaged systems on the network. At an .edu these would include dorms, .biz, conference rooms, etc. These should be treated as wireless segments with only defined port access via firewall where traffic is monitored: untrusted. Treat it like the internet.

    This whole episode points to major weaknesses in infrastructure design and policies/procedures. Hopefully some things will be implemented before the pain is forgotton.

    The above applies to any implementation, not just MS WIN infrastructures...

  106. Our college.... by sheepab · · Score: 1

    Simply disabled everyones internet and said too bad so sad. They then forced us to run a 15 day trial of Mcaffee on our computers before they even considered enabling us again. Only after we ran the virus scanner did they nmap our computers to look for open ports, and after they were sure we didnt have any did they enable us.

    1. Re:Our college.... by Yogi420 · · Score: 1

      That's not so bad my university shut off everyones access and then sent a tech to each person's computer to scan then patch it. only after that did they turn back on ur web access but only urs they had to repeat this step about 3500 times before the entire net was back up.

    2. Re:Our college.... by harmanjd · · Score: 1

      English tip: singular possesive in english is spelled

      your or yours

      not

      ur or urs

      could come in handy on your papers. :)

    3. Re:Our college.... by Yogi420 · · Score: 1

      blow me i don't need speaka goody english i'ma engineer. P.S. I don't normally write badly, I'm just lazy.

  107. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by aetherspoon · · Score: 1

    Routinely, since the dorm techs are so incredibly slow at everything, I'm the one that fixes most of the computers in my dorm. I just say "maybe later". Not hard. *shrug*

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  108. Some thoughts. by jd · · Score: 1
    • QoS network protocols. That way, no machine can occupy more than a fixed percent of the bandwidth. Doesn't solve the problem, but it does contain it.
    • Terms of Service to allow you to sweep the network with Nessus/NMap or some other scanner. Also, have NIDS software running. If a machine transmits a virus, or has hostile software running, it gets blocked or gets net privs revoked.
    • Use IPv6 only, thereby breaking all IPv4-only clients. The only clients that'll work will be the ones you provide. Those viruses which are written with IPv4, or an IPv4-only client, in mind will therefore break.

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  109. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by Biedermann · · Score: 1

    SEVEN people??

    OK, you got me. Sounds somewhat excessive.

  110. Active Scanning by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

    I've never been in exactly the same situation as you, but I do work (for about 4 weeks) in one of the administrative offices at a very large university. The network here is highly departmentalized. OIT controls the grand scheme. Then each college or department manages their own systems. Then there are subdivisions of those departments which also manage their own systems. Sometimes there are firewalls in place, sometimes there aren't. Sometimes systems are patched, often they are not. When it comes down to it, sometimes the person in control of keeping a small office patched up is just a student employee. As such, we have problems similar to those caused by your students.

    To combat the problem, OIT has started to perform vulnerability scans across the network. If a machine is found to be vulnerable, they are (automagically?) disconnected from the network. I'm not sure how well received this method is, but it appears to work. A week before the big DCOM worm came out, OIT performed a scan and kicked off all of the vulnerable pcs. They made a big deal about how they were going to be doing it before hand also so admins had time to make sure they were patched up. As a result, I think we had very few problems across the campus.

    I don't know how well this kind of strategy would work against average students. There would probably be a lot of resentment/confusion at first, and probably a lot at the beginning of each year and quarter. You'd have to find a clever way to distribute patches to disconnected machines and you'd also have to find a good way to let people know what has happened. On the bright side (for you) since we are talking about dorms, everyone in the dorm probably knows of at least one computer person they can go abuse for help when their machine can mysteriously no longer connect to the net.

  111. Re:morons by calebtucker · · Score: 1

    Yes, I realize that numerous P2P and IM clients exist for linux. I was using P2P and IM to describe a certain type of people. Maybe it would be more accurate to call them AOLers. I'm referring to the mass of people who would have trouble doing any sort of administration on linux.

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  112. An idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an RA at a college and we have had this problem. We were all handed CDs containing the patch and the SPs to install when ppl got shut off. They are scanning the network nightly and shutting off MACs when they come across an infected one. We are a week into having residents on campus and for th emost part the problem has been solved. They are working on setting up an intial scan so when you first come to the dorms and you sign in, it will scan your machine and tell you what updates you have to get before you will be able to login. They also have the registration for all the computers set so they can dump it at anytime and make everyone resign in if a new virus comes out. The way it sounded is that they will have this set up my next fall when classes start in 04.

  113. uhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The large corporation that I work for just formally adopted a policy that if you are running VPN on your home computer to access the corp network, you must run antivirus software and be patched up. If your home PC sends any blasters or anything else that trend's office scan recognizes, your (VPN) account is disabled, and you must personally get sign-off from a director or higher to be re-instated.

  114. The Answer? by TexVex · · Score: 1

    Fines. Send out a campus-wide notification that the owner of any personal computer that is found to be infected with a virus or a worm will be subject to a fine of $25 per day for each day the infected computer is connected to the university network.

    Imagine the parking situation if parking enforcement couldn't dole out fines. Thankfully, they can, so all those "no parking" signs carry some weight. If you want to get people to not be ignorant asses over something, hit 'em in their bottom line. It works every time.

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  115. University Of North Dakota by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1


    Get managed switches. If they're spewing Blaster, turn'm off. Once they've fixed it, let them have their network access back.

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  116. Simple but painful fix by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    My .edu (ITT Tech) does not allow *any* unknown devices on their campus networks. You can be expelled for trying that. Its landline only, so wireless isn't possible. To do a demo or something, you must have it approved by your instructor; presumably it goes up the authority chain from there.

    I actually approve of this, despite trying to demo linux on an NT/2k network. Ultimately, the problem is one of enforcing policy at the machine level. What if there *is* no policy?

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  117. Re:morons by Archillies · · Score: 1

    Already done. Check out Netgear... not to mention several different singly floppy Linux firewalls that work great on the old junk PC.

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  118. Expell them! by ptomblin · · Score: 1

    Anybody who is so stupid that they click on random attachments in vaguely worded emails doesn't belong in college.

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  119. At the University of Michigan by n8j · · Score: 1

    At the university of michgian the IT department has it set up so every single person living in the dorm has to first install all the security patches before you can get internet access or your mail box key. Additionaly, if the worms are trying to spred from your computer they just cut you off and you have to go through a long proccess of getting internet reinitialized. (i have several friends who have had to do this) While getting your internet cut off at the drop of a hat can be a pain, they have kept the network running perfectly since ive moved in, and thats no easy task for a school of 30k.

  120. To start with .. by Velcroman98 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    They'd definitely need a very tight set of security policies that's been combed over by at least a few sleazy lawyers.

    MAC address filtering would bring out at least one privacy advocate complaining about rights, and absolute Nazi like controls won't fly at a public institution.

    Everybody seems to be advocating the staff doing stuff, do they have the resources to handle every little issue a student comes up with?

    VLANs with heavily controlled QoS would help. I also like a script forcing certain patches.

    Could the school get a license from an AntiViri company to cover all students, force everybody to run it as policy, script the updates, IDS to ban infractions by switch port or something with would f%$k the student because it might take a week to get around to turning the port back on.

    1. Re:To start with .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      MAC address filtering would bring out at least one privacy advocate complaining about rights, and absolute Nazi like controls won't fly at a public institution.

      We do that. You have to register your computer on the network using your UUID - if we get complaints or see lots of stupid stuff happening, we can track it down to the IP/MAC address and then to your account. Blaster/Welchia/SoBig caused entire buildings to be shut off, and then we did MAC filtering on routers for problem machines. Lots of other schools do this too, I'm sure. I fail to see where the problem is.

      VLANs may work but would likely dramatically increase the traffic to the IS helpdesk at your university. 802.1x is an option (my univ is using it for wireless at the moment) as well, but it has the same problem. And scripts that force patches aren't always a good idea, at least not at a public institution - what happens if a patch is bad and you suddenly have several thousand students show up screaming "your patch killed my machine with my term paper on it!"?

    2. Re:To start with .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not really sure how much good MAC registration does with regards to the current discussion. If you don't do it, and a machine on your network starts causing problems, then you can shut it down based on its MAC. The only real benefit you get is that if a machine starts causing problems, you can send your boot-footed thugs to whoever is responsible and have him taken care of. Of course you can't be sure that the MAC is genuine, since it can be spoofed, so your ability to actually enforce policy based on this is rather limited.

    3. Re:To start with .. by benhaha · · Score: 4, Informative
      what happens if a patch is bad and you suddenly have several thousand students show up screaming "your patch killed my machine with my term paper on it!"?

      This happened to a friend of mine recently, only it was a hardware fault. The fact is that after fans, hard disks are the most failure-prone pice of equipment in the computer.

      There is only one thing you can really do about this: Back it up.

      If you are likely to be on the receiving end of the complaints, you may find it helpful to provide a backup service. It should consist of the following components:

      • A password-protected location on the University's servers for each user where they can store X MB of data of their choice.
      • Both Redundant storage and regular backups of same.
      • A policy for what users may store there.
      • An explanation of how to use the service, using, for example, NTBackup (free with XP) or similar software which is included with the operating system in question.
      • Agreement in principle from the faculty that tutors, administrative staff, or IT staff will assist in the backup process. (Automating it might be a project for a couple of first year CS students).
      • A document (electronic or otherwise) explaining all the above and making it clear that:
        1. The university requires them to run certain software, including up-to-date patches and virus scanners. The university recommends other software, such as personal firewalls.
        2. The backup service is available in case they have any problems, in particular problems related to software the university requires them to run, or recommends, but also other problems.
        3. It is the student's responsibility to run backups. If the student has not backed up recently and a problem occurs for any reason it is their own responsibility.
        4. They should ask their study partners tutors for assistance with the backup process if they don't understand it. Getting help is also their own responsibility.
      • Regular/occasional emails and paper memos reminding the student of these facts. Get the student newspaper involved: It's much better if they run an education campaign rather than criticise you afterwards for doing too little.

      Remember, the more the student body is involved and empowered (euphemism for being told it is their own responsibility), the less you will have to do about it.

      If you really want to over-egg the pudding you might even make versioned backups available, so they can find what they had six weeks ago -- might be useful for some.

      Good luck.

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    4. Re:To start with .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whore.

    5. Re:To start with .. by dknj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Could the school get a license from an AntiViri company to cover all students, force everybody to run it as policy, script the updates...

      Yes and No. Unless the students agree to a school mandatory software policy then you're fine. Otherwise, McAfee offers a license to universities which allow all students and faculty to use virus scan software. At our school, everyone is urged to download the virus scanner though they are not required to (unless its a university owned computer).

      I stay far away from the dorms because everyone seems to use me for help (i'm a sucker and will usually help them), so I don't know how our school is standing up to the worm in the dorms.

      -dk

    6. Re:To start with .. by Techie2000 · · Score: 1

      The problem with forcing everyone to run a specific anti-virus software product as a policy is that if students are bringing in their own boxes they aren't always going to be running Windows. You need to also make provisions for those using non-windows OSes such as Linux or the Mac OS.

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    7. Re:To start with .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux and Mac boxes won't get viruses though

  121. Re:morons by bombashack · · Score: 0

    of course none of the people that use computers simply for im'ing is going to switch over to linux, but companies, and geeks should.

  122. Northwestern University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Northwestern University has a program called NetReg, where new users must register their mac
    address with the university to get online (the whole thing is automatic):
    NetReg FAQ

    NetReg Screenshots

    They use all managed switches and Cisco IDS their routers, so when a user trips the IDS, their port
    is automatically turned off and the student is called using their information in NetReg.

    From their site:
    Technical Questions
    How does NetReg work?
    A user starts his/her computer on a NetReg network and uses DHCP to obtain an IP address.

    The NetReg DHCP server receives the configuration request and checks to see if the MAC address in the DHCP packet is associated with a NetID.

    If the MAC address is not associated with a NetID, the DHCP server replies to the request with an address from a small range of IP addresses on the network that are used by unregistered machines.

    The network infrastructure is configured to force users with IP addresses in the unregistered range to talk only to the NetReg server.

    When the user opens a browser window, regardless of what server he or she is trying to reach, that person is redirected to the NetReg server and prompted to register.

    The user registers by typing in his/her NetID and password. At this point, the system can get additional information such as the type of operating system and Web browser being used. This information is exported to an external database.

    After authenticating with a NetID at the NetReg server, the user is prompted to restart his/her computer. (Steps 1 and 2 above are repeated.)

    If the MAC address is associated with a NetID, the DHCP server replies to the request with an address from a large range of addresses on the network that are used by registered machines.

    The network infrastructure is configured to allow unimpeded network access for computers with addresses in the registered address range.

  123. Want to keep the status quo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't just shut them off -- Fine them.

    In the delightful spirit of libertarian freedom and responsibility, make them pay "something" for being the ones messing things up. Then, they are given the choice of deciding whether the Miracle of Microsoft Wonderfulness is worth keeping or whether the inhuman agony of switching GUIs and apps onto another OS might have some value.

    It's a question of responsibility. If the users don't feel any pain, it all flows to IT.

    1. Re:Want to keep the status quo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might be considered a cross post but this is exactly the kind of lazy, "screw the user" attitude that is pushing tech projects off shore. If you are in IT your ONLY function is to support what the end users want to do. The IT folks at my company are there to "take the pain" so my revenue producers don't have to. If they start bouncing that pain back they won't be here long.

  124. Shut the network down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the Uni where I work, we shut the dorm network off. Students had to apply the patch and staff had check every computer before the network port was turned on. This was, suffice it to say, an expensive option. It required a lot of staff and contractors.

    A colleague at another Uni was scanning the dorm networks and blocking the unpatched systems' MAC addresses at the switch. Once the systems shows up as patched, they can access the rest of the network.

    There is hope. I started to run into some brand new systems, from Dell usually, that were patched at the factory.

  125. Re:I don't know how much work you want to do but.. by harmanjd · · Score: 1

    Kyle wrote: "Maybe bring a line backer to strangle the little geek into submission"

    And what happens when it is the linebacker who has the infected computer?

  126. switch & MAC by zal · · Score: 1

    get switches wich can filter on mac adresses
    then put a filter corresonding to the mac adress of the connected box on each port.
    build a web interface to make admin easy.
    Then, once you identify a troublesome machine block the port.
    build a smart firewall wich looks for excessive traffic or you might hook your NIDS into it

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  127. Stupid idea by GoRK · · Score: 1

    I understand where you're coming from, but this isn't very well thought out.

    Imagine if you were fined whenever someone breaks into your house or car -- just because you didn't install better locks/better alarms/whatever doesn't mean that it's always your fault.

    Even still, detecting it is going to be a problem. If you had a mechanism to immediately identify infected machines, it'd be far easier to stop/block/patch them.

    I find it odd that someone hasn't written a tool that you point at a remote blaster-infected computer that will install the patch (The counter-worm is bad because it continues to attempt to patch other machines) What would be the best is if you had a daemon running on your computer that counterattacked each computer attempting to infect you and installed a patch and closed the hole directly on the attacking machine only.

    1. Re:Stupid idea by TexVex · · Score: 1
      Imagine if you were fined whenever someone breaks into your house or car
      It's not a valid analogy on many levels.

      When your computer becomes infected, it is not only a danger to you but it's a danger to lots of other individuals and the computer using community at large. So why shouldn't it be considered criminally negligent to not use cheap and easy countermeasures and detection methods? The ignorance of the typical internet user is costing everyone, and the problem can be solved with little more than a little education!

      In most places that allow carrying of firearms in public, it is illegal to discharge firearms into the air. Why? Because what goes up must come down. If someone gets beaned by a stray bullet coming down from the sky it may be an accident -- but it is an avoidable one.
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    2. Re:Stupid idea by Eristone · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you were fined whenever someone breaks into your house or car -- just because you didn't install better locks/better alarms/whatever doesn't mean that it's always your fault.

      But you are fined... even if it isn't your fault sometimes. Someone breaks into your house or car. You file a claim with your insurance company. A bill or two later, you find that your rates have gone up.

      As far as a tool to install, the stuff at SysInternals which let you attach remotely to a machine and push one of the fixit scripts are administrative dreams.

    3. Re:Stupid idea by tuba_dude · · Score: 1
      What would be the best is if you had a daemon running on your computer that counterattacked each computer attempting to infect you and installed a patch and closed the hole directly on the attacking machine only.

      I think that's one of the best ideas I've heard so far. It's probably just as useful as the anti-worm, without the annoying (and/or costly) side effects.

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    4. Re:Stupid idea by freeslacker · · Score: 1

      worm writers will just be sure their worm fixes the hole that allowed them to infect the machine. That way, once the machine is theirs, they can ensure nobody else will be able to infect the machine in the same manner they did.

    5. Re:Stupid idea by GoRK · · Score: 1

      As far as a tool to install, the stuff at SysInternals which let you attach remotely to a machine and push one of the fixit scripts are administrative dreams.

      Yeah but they require some application running on the remote machine already. I was talking about something that exploits the RPC/DCOM vulnerability to push the fixing scripts...

    6. Re:Stupid idea by Eristone · · Score: 1

      Yeah but they require some application running on the remote machine already. I was talking about something that exploits the RPC/DCOM vulnerability to push the fixing scripts...

      Application? Besides the operating system? To add the fixit stuff to remotely run on the infected machine? You should already have administrative access to any user machine connecting to your domain - no need to deal with any exploit when you can just log into it - even remotely. So you run a program on your machine that remotely executes things. Am I missing something?

    7. Re:Stupid idea by GoRK · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's not your computer on your domain. It's someone else's computer across the Internet hitting you with Slammer, Blaster, and what have you. Of course the legallity of running such a tool would be questionable, but still, getting the job done is what it's all about.

  128. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by KoolDude · · Score: 3, Funny


    running Mac OS X and I haven't had to lift a finger to do much of anything for more than a year

    That's what I call a boring life. Compare this to the action packed life of a Windows(tm) Admin. I can imagine the next Microsoft tagline:

    Windows: Bringing Unlimited Action to bored System Admins, since 1981.

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  129. well... by standsolid · · Score: 1

    i've never dealt with this before, but couldn't one make students run a system security test before being allowed to go on the network? like a CD that chcekcs for different worms and whatnot. the only problem would be the mac/linux students. maybe have some kind of reward program for them -- picking a better platform and all :)

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    1. Re:Well... by mikeyrb · · Score: 1

      How about WinMX w/ WINE? They say it works... http://appdb.codeweavers.com/appview.php?appId=288

  130. FGCU Just shut down the network by iolagnm · · Score: 1

    Here's an e-Mail that I got Friday that pretty much explains how my school, FGCU handled it:

    Student Housing Residents:

    As you know, network access to student housing has been unavailable for the past few days. We are working on containing and controlling an outbreak of a virus that has been crippling our network. Unfortunately, there is a great deal of virus traffic coming from student residences. We have created CD's that contain Microsoft patches, Anti Virus software (trial or freeware versions) and specific fixes for known viruses (free fixes). We delivered the CD's to the Student Commons building so they may be loaned out to anyone who needs it. We have included instructions on the CD to check for the virus, update the OS and install the Anti Virus software. Please install or verify that your machine has these Microsoft updates and has at least one of the Anti Virus software packages loaded and running as soon as possible.

    We have restored access to several residence halls on campus (A, B,E,F,M,Parts of phase 5). However, we are still seeing a large amount of virus activity coming from the residence units we have placed back on the network. It is imperative that everyone check their computer for virus's, install the updates and install an anti virus software package. We may have to turn off individual rooms in the residence halls in order to be able to restore access to the entire university-housing complex.

    Once network access has been restored, make sure your Anti Virus software is set to automatically update its virus definitions or that you manually do it the first time and then set it up for automatic updates. Please keep your Microsoft Windows machines up to date by using the Windows update feature, found in all current versions of Microsoft Windows.

    We encourage you to purchase an Anti Virus software package and maintain your subscription to the updates. The university uses McAfee Anti Virus, however, any well-supported Anti Virus software should be fine. Many Anti Virus software packages can be purchased locally at various stores such as Wal-Mart, Office Depot, Office Max, Circuit City and many others. You can even purchase and download the software off of the web from the manufacturers web site.

    The current virus does not affect Macintosh or Linux/Unix computers, however, it is still paramount that all computer users install, maintain and run Anti Virus software on their computers.

    We hope to bring the student residence buildings back on line soon. We appreciate your patience and understanding.
    Charlie Weaver
    Coordinator Computer Control Systems
    Administrative Computing

  131. Well... by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    There really aren't many *good* P2P clients for Linux.

    If you know of any, please feel free to enlighten me, but other than BT and eDonkey there ain't much (which means it's hard to find small files like MP3s out there).

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  132. Our unattended, student-friendly solution .. by David+McBride · · Score: 1

    ... is to redirect all web accesses from compromised machines to an automatically generated webpage with the patches they need to install.

    The department techs are planning to roll out an unattended mechanism whereby we security scan everyone's machine - any box we find to be vulnerable will have all web page requests redirected to our server, which will give them the precise set of patches / AV tools they need to apply to close the hole.

    All other network connectivity bar DHCP and DNS will be dropped. When the spider notices the box is secure again, it re-enables connectivity.

    DoC don't actually look after dorm connections; this system was designed to handle unmanaged machines that might get plugged into the department network, use VPN, or connect over wireless. But it could be used to solve this problem, too.

    The best feature is that it's completely unattended. (Well, apart from updating the signatures and answering questions from the two people who can't work out how to fix their machine. But you'd rather do that than go through level after level of applying security boxes to PCs, wouldn't you?

    It also doesn't put any constraints on what students can put on their PCs; we just make network access conditional apon not being rootable. :)

    1. Re:Our unattended, student-friendly solution .. by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      When the spider notices the box is secure again, it re-enables connectivity.

      Just wondering, how long does that take to happen? Does your server have a "Hey, I've applied these, scan me and re-enable me" button on the page they see when you redirect the connection on an unsecure machine?

      ~Philly

  133. Netreg+Packeteer by edremy · · Score: 1
    Get both: they will save you.

    Netreg is a DHCP/DNS pseudo-server can also scan for open port 135. The student connects the computer and Netreg hands it an IP in a restricted domain and maps every IP address to itself, so the user can't go anywhere. (You can also alias windowsupdate.com to 127.0.0.1 so that the DOS attack won't affect anything) Copies of the various patches are on the Netreg server, so students can update. Until they patch the holes and agree to our user policy they might as well not be on the net. Once everything is ok it hands the computer a real IP and points it to our real nameserver, so after that they don't notice anything odd.

    The Packeteer can shape the traffic on and off campus. We were burning huge amounts of bandwidth on ICMP until we told the Packeteer to kill it. This thing is a great tool: we can tell it to shut off all P2P traffic during "business" hours so students can't affect net performance during classes, we have it prioritize traffic so that email is assured, etc.

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  134. Our situation by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

    I'm with a small IT shop (3-4 people to handle pc's and network) at a private college. Our situation is something of a nightmare.

    First, the network. Two dorms, one housing about 450 with a new network (cat-5e/fiber, switches, dhcp, NAT and Packetshaper, Cisco router). The other is just wrong, housing 330: cat-3/5/5e/fiber, 10 & 10/100 hubs(???), 2 class c's, one thru firewall/NAT SOHO dsl router(???), Packetshaper and Cisco router.

    The freshmen have been here for 3 days now. Our ISP has been threatening to shut off the dorm since day 2.

    There are (we figure) dozens of machines with Blaster/Sobig infections and basically everyone is running some sort of p2p app, mostly Kazaa.

    Bandwidth is basically saturated to the point of being useless (machines can't pull IP's) and out network admin's attempts at packet shapinging are less that stellar, often resulting in a nearly useless network.

    There is ZERO desire for our shop to bear any support responsibility to the student population (you touched it last syndrome), other than ensuring the network lines are working.

    There is no money (so we're told) to fix it the right way (replace the network) and the powers that be are not open to suggestions from lowely, yet knowledgable techs.

    What, other than swift and random violence, would /.ers suggest to reign in the behavior of students and their machines when there is no budget and (seemingly) no interest in doing it right.

    1. Re:Our situation by williewang · · Score: 1
      It sucks, but tough love is the answer. So long as you have offered solutions, you've done your CYA. They won't want to hear it, but--as you've pointed out--it's going to take money, period. If they want a $5 network, that's what they will get. Just make sure you give them several options with itemized costs and the pros and cons of each--including room for growth.

      I feel for you, Bro--been there many times. All you can really do is try to work with what you have up to a point and then tell them that their options are (1) spend money, or (2) not have a network anymore. Once it crashes, they are more receptive to your recommendations. It *does* suck, no doubt, but think of it this way--security/network guys always have been, and always will be, hated. It's just part of the job. The objective is to be hated and respected *and* feared. Good luck.

      --Willie
    2. Re:Our situation by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      I was in a dorm at Northeastern that was 10base-t hubbed, it was a total nightmare. There was so much packet loss on the LAN that NOBODY could get anything over the internet connection, web pages would take several minutes to show and most of the pictures would be 'broken.'

      There's no question that everything MUST be switched in this day and age, upgrading to switches in the dorms might not cost that much, the labor is already paid for, right?

      Leave the Cat3 in the walls and replace the 10bt hubs with new Cisco switches, turn the switches down to 10bt/full-duplex and make sure the uplink on the switch to the router/other switch is running at 100/full or better.

      No attempt at managing the internet traffic will work until you fix the broken LAN traffic, if you can't get packets to the filter, they won't be filtered, they'll just soak up LAN resources and be dropped. Get the reliability and speed of the traffic from those dorm machines to the traffic shaper as good as you can and work from there.

      On a side note, a lot of admins are under the belief that a group of clients on a 10bt/half hub will cause less load because they can't load the server-room as much as switched clients can, but they are wrong, a 'lossy' LAN is the worst enemy of the server room, because much of the work that the routers and servers push out gets dropped and must be retransmitted over and over again. Also, a faster LAN lets the servers and routers 'satisfy' client requests in much less time, so there are fewer open connections and service denials. I've seen client-end infrastructure upgrades that make our server hits go up but 'average simultaneous http connections' drop like a rock. Also, the stream of calls from students who couldn't get to the intranet disappeared.

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  135. That's draconian and will never work. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Just because something isn't "supported" doesn't mean that no one will run it. Half the users (more?) on an average college campus don't even know, much less care, what OS is running on their machine - they might have some nebulous idea that it's "Windows" but other than that they're clueless.

    What do you suggest they do? IP fingerprinting to find out what OS everyone is using? Portscanning the network to find out if the 13x range is open? What if they're running Dave or Samba?

    You can't do this to people - especially if you want to have a school that is technologically well-developed and has an attraction for computer science / E.E / other technical majors.

    No. The best way to manage these kinds of issues are with the network in a free educational situation, not with users' machines.

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  136. Unfortunately, there's no easy answer by williewang · · Score: 1
    It's going to take a combination of many things and depends upon your budget as well. The acls are an obvious step, but you will be forced to put them on pretty much all of the routers to take the burden off of the core routers--otherwise they could puke pretty quickly.

    The NT login script already mentioned is pretty effective but, of course, assumes that everyone is logging on to an NT domain. Detecting infected machines and then denying DHCP services, denying proxy access, nuking them, etc., may or may not make sense depending on your network setup and how dictatorial you are allowed to be--but they are valid options depending upon how widespread the problem is and how bad your network is hurting. Passing out information and/or CDs, of course, is a must and I'm sure you've done that (some people want to do the right thing). I would try to scare them too--telling them about how they could have their computer seized by an evil dark hacker and all of their files could be stolen/corrupted, including passwords. If responsibility doesn't motivate them, sometimes concern over their 4Gigs of pr0n does.

    I hesitate to say this next part because I don't want to sound like a commercial and it's not an option for today-right-now anyway, but I know of a couple universities and several companies who ditched their core routers (and most perimeter ones) and went with a commercial firewall that has the ability to not only serve the function of routers, but also has the ability to run virtual firewalls and virtual routers so that different departments can maintain their own ruleset while root-god user can make sure they are not too leniant. Combined with IDP software/appliances, it can give you the ability to stop the harmful traffic while logging infected users, then do what you will with the infected machines. If you want more information about that option for future planning, let me know because I don't want to plug a specific product. And, no, I'm not a sales guy--I just like the product. In talking to the guys who use it, when blaster and sobig came out they pretty much sat back and said, "Must suck to be those other guys."

    --Willie

  137. Move in weekend HELL by TeknoTurd · · Score: 0

    Here at Sonoma State University (www.sonoma.edu) they started out the year by turning all the ethernet jacks off right from the get-go. In out "Welcom" package they included a CD with all the patches for us to patch the computers in our dorm. After this was completed we had to call IT and wait around for them to get the jack number, verify that either you weren't running Windows or if you were that the patch was properly installed. Then and ONLY then would they activate the jack. This caused major problems, it took 2 days for me to get my connection up and running, and I was running Mac OSX! It was a royal pain in the ass for both students and the IT workers who had to run around to all the Residence Halls. I guess it was pretty effective, but when someone reformates and reinstalls windows 95% of them will forget to install the latest patch.

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  138. two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scan and ban.

    Just look for open, exposed machines, and ban
    their IPs. You'll get the owner's attention
    right quick.

  139. I for one... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our new Nazi overlords... wait a minute

    The hell I do!

    Nazi faggot

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  140. How to handle Windows problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to handle it? Easy! Switch them to Linux...:-)

  141. Block nonprivileged ports. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that you have an AUP which attempts to dissuade people from running servers anyway. Just block incoming traffic to nonprivileged ports and 99% of the network-related vulnerabilities go away. I don't know how you're wired exactly, but just unplug people who don't maintain their machines, or remove them from the vlan if you have people on vlan-capable switches, and one to a port. If you're wireless, deny their MAC at the AP. And don't rush to reconnect people who are problems, take your sweet time, and handle them in the order in which you disconnected them when more than one of them appears. Tell them if they don't like it, they can start worrying about security, and send them an email or give them a handout on how to stay updated and firewalled. Obviously it's not all sent through the network, sometimes it's through email and stupidity, but this will prevent internet-transmitted worms from infecting machines, and still allow people to use most any application. You could always allow specific ports through if you did want people to, say, be able to run a webserver on their dorm connection, though I can't imagine why you'd want to.

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  142. Re:morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, I'm the AC you're responding to. I use AOL. 8 years of emails in proprietary formats are hard to just throw away.

    I guess the moral of the story is to try not to overgeneralise.

    Posted from Debian/GNU Linux SID

  143. my ten cents ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and this happens on/at a univeristy. don't get me wrong, but hey! these should be smart people. as for automatic patches by script on log on, this means i have to trust the admin of uni network. i quit my uni because the admin didn't want to give me a hard IP (192.168...) but insisted i use DHCP. baeh! i think it's a flaw or the essence of the network that i can about do what ever i want, once i'm on the network. best thing to do, like always is educate your users. set up a fileserver with the newest patches/updates/information/links. the network speed/intelligence is the sum of the users that make up the network. if the students just want to be hip, e.g. be " "on-line" " but don't care or know about it, too bad -> crawl.
    like i said before, if you're on a network you can do whatever you want. this is "fundamental" to any "open" network. well, i'm still thinking about a technical solution ... one way would to have the admin "certify" your personal computer (cost of time, how big is uni, etc.) or reward up-to-date students (limit bandwidth for "dumb" students so they can't bring the whole network down). install more configurable routers. use a) 192.168.x.x and b) 169.254.x.x and c) 10.x.x.x.

    a) addresses for "dummies" b) for not so "dummy" (maybe Linux users?) and c) everythings okay! now it's up to the router. something like that. maybe even split it physical (different ether-cable.) and yeah, more routers!
    this reminds me of kindergarden!

    1. Re:my ten cents ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never Never NEVER N-E-V-E-R give them your MAC addresse!!

      "my MAC addresse is my compis DNA, unique."

      what if someone broke in the DHCP server and stole all your credit card numbers, eeh, i mean MAC addresses?

    2. Re:my ten cents ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      suppose you could play MASTERMIND (="let's guess the MAC addresse") with a switch-with-greenlights and dorm full of voluntier players ...

  144. The worst part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that this must be done in several batches because of those stupid fucking "You must install this separately from other updates" ones, and others that require reboots before further patches can be installed. You have to babysit the process to completion, and today's short-attention-span-having users just won't do it.

    The way Apple does the patches with OS X works much better. With few exceptions, they all download and install in one shot-- including all 10 or so of the security patches released in the past year when Jaguar was released. The only exceptions I can think of are the cases where someone has version x.0 of something, x.2 is the most recent, and Apple hasn't made a combo updater to go directly from x.0->x.2 so the x.1 updater must be run first.

  145. Re:morons x 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Riiiiight!
    and soon we're going to get invaded by aliens. a major flood is going to hit your home-town. a tremendous earth-quke is going to destroy a major city...

    fun that the power-grid in america and england fail before someone discomvered a major security flaw in Linux. probably THAT is the major security flaw of Linux: black-outs!

  146. PFC by liam193 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know it's a pain to lose ping functionality, but in the case of Nachia, the fastest way to stop it is to put a filter on your switch. If you use Cisco 65xx's with the Policy Feature Card, you can run the following commands:

    set security acl ip WORM deny icmp any any echo
    set security acl ip WORM permit ip any any
    commit security acl WORM
    set security acl map WORM 1 (or whatever VLANs you have)

    If you have some other product for LAN switches, shame on you! Well, there probably is a similar filtering capability if you have the right components.

    I've been involved in cleaning up after SQLslammer and Nachia on a rather large network. In both cases, I found that router filters were difficult to implement without causing the filters to kill the routers (except on a few very new high-end routers). The PFC claims to work at wire speed. In practice, I've had a hard time proving them wrong on that.

    This filtering technique will allow you to drop packets as soon as they enter the switch. Basically your doing a L3 or even a L4/L5 filter (tcp/udp with port) on a device that is really operating at L2.

    A couple things to note, you can't log the packets and once you put the filter in place you probably won't be able to determine who is sending junk, but you shouldn't be patching machines for a worm by going after the infected ones... every machine in the network needs patched before you lift filters regardless of whether the worm is still in your network or not. If not, it will be back!

  147. Use static IPs and record their MAC addresses by jjh37997 · · Score: 1

    Give each dorm room its own unique IP address and then force the users to register all of the MAC address for their equipment.

    This way you can isolate individual users from the network and cut off their access if problems arise. Sure, DCHP is better in a perfect world but we're not talking about a perfect world, we're talking about a college network.

    1. Re:Use static IPs and record their MAC addresses by liam193 · · Score: 1

      This is unmanageable and unnecessary. If you need to track someone down, you have their IP address go to the router do a show arp (or whatever for your routers), then take the MAC address and go to the switches, something like show mac-address-table or show cam dynamic (or whatever for you platform) will let you narrow it down to a given switch port. If you documented correctly, you should know what port in a dorm room is what port on a switch. Viola you have the exact port that is causing the issue. MAC address registration would only help if you were going to filter ports by MAC address (way too much work for what it's worth) because a given user could and likely would change MAC addresses by swapping a card or buying a new compute, etc. and now your records are out of date.

    2. Re:Use static IPs and record their MAC addresses by cayfer · · Score: 1

      we maintain a database where we keep MAC addresses vs IP addresses and student IDs. The users get their IP addresses by signing in an automated service using their student account/passwd (so that we know who they really are) and declaring their MAC addresses to this automated service while they signup with the resnet. An automated task grabs the ARP tables frequently and reports any IP-MAC pairs that we do not have in our database to another program which in turn blocks the IP's Internet access. Since Internet access is the most valuable asset in a dorm room, the user immediately calls the support center to place a complaint or ask whats wrong. and you have a chance to talk directly to the owner of the computer causing the problem. This technyque lets us to be sure about who is using which IP address and this info is useful not only in reaching the owner of an infected machine but also in reaching massive p2p trafficers which is another BIG headache in residential networks. This worked fine UNTIL dear micros~1 added a completely useless and potentially dangerous feature of altering the MAC address of a PC. Now some students sniff their LAN, find valid IP-MAC pairs and monitor the net and when a valid pair shuts down, they change their computer's seetings to these values and so on. The resnet users are warned that if a fraud is detected, the student will loose the resnet connection forever. The scheme works at least for most of the students who wouldn't or couldn't sniff their LAN.

    3. Re:Use static IPs and record their MAC addresses by juggernaut1970 · · Score: 1

      This is so Simple to fix. I can't beleave anyone has said this yet. Don't allow the students access with there own systems. Place all dumb terminals in the dorm rooms. You can get them cheap, old 486 systems will do just fine. Run Citrix or terminal server. Restrict the apps on the server to only apps that students would need to do school work IE word, excel, etc etc. Require a log on an password that a student is responsable for along with a strong enforced changing and value policy, say once every two weeks the password must be changed with no less then 11 charaters and symbols (yeah thats right 11, its harder to remember and harder to crack). Anything that goes worng that is logged threw that account, the student or parents are responsble for. If a student wants internet access, give it to them via the terminal but control the bandwidth of the connection and deny any large downloads. Most papers or reseach would not be over 2 or 3 megs. Most games are over 50 megs. If a student needs to DL something larger have them provide proof it's for school. IE teachers request for a file, etc.. If a student wants internet access for games an porn, require them to find an outside provider that they or there parents pay for. This would allow the school to meet (legally) all its advertised requirments pertaining to providing the student with computer access. As far as copying, printing, file saving etc etc. Assign old school BJ printers via jet direct to the terminals an leave them in the dorms also, provide old school unix mainframes with folders for the students to save there work to that is backed up daily. This would also allow the student to access there work any where on campus via dum terms surrounding the campus. Have the student provide paper for the printers in there rooms, thus saving the school money on wasted paper from all the porn print outs an cheat sheets.

  148. Handling User Grown Machines? by JonoPlop · · Score: 1

    Handling user grown machines? Just groan at the users.

  149. Telling students what to do is not the solution by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My college, in response to Blaster, Nachi, etc., recently told students to download a copy of Vexira Anti-virus, for which we have a site license. One of my non-CS friends (yes, /. geeks can have non-CS friends) did just that and, since she (yes, a female, at that) had little computing experience, deleted every infected file. I'm only a UNIX admin with very little Windoze experience, so I'm not sure if deleting the infected files had something to with it, but XP Home refused to go past the login screen. She has been going through something of a family crisis, so I was up until about 1 in the morning getting her machine back into working order without losing any data. I succeeded, but it was still pretty stressful. She didn't really care about having a clean computer; she just wanted a working computer.

    In short, just telling students to download and run a program they don't understand to clean up their computers isn't going to work. At best, no one's going to do it, and at worst, it's going to f*ck people's computers up, creating more of a support mess.

  150. webmail blocked by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    We actually have webmail blocked on campus because the servers can't handle the load. Ha.

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  151. Infected machines aren't the biggest problem... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Thanks to £25 WiFi cards and the ease of turning on ICS with WinXP, my IT department are bugging for the money to buy a 2.4Ghz magnatron so that we don't get the whole towns virus/pr0n/hacking/general trafic as well!

    Exemptions are being granted on a case by case basis, and a minimum requirement is something like Kerebos+IPSec+a very good IPchains config, but lots of people don't even seem to have considered they might need permission and just plug in wireless routers.

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  152. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by liam193 · · Score: 1

    Uhm... no! This was done. In fact one of the variants of the last exploit actually patched an exploit. The problem is that it was too hard to control and it brought down networks as it crawled around patching machines. Worms are not the answer.

  153. Think in the students' shoes by cms7912 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From a Student Affairs prospective, I would offer that contacting the student is critical before shutting off their port.

    Phone and leave a message with instructions how to get help, and provide how-to-fix-it guides at their hall's front desk. Give them a chance to fix it if you can, and tell them the timeline ("You have 24 hours before we will have to take you offline. Here's how you fix it:"). If you have to disconnect their port immediately, then you must contact and guide them to help.

    Internet access is necessary today (preaching to the choir here!), and you should never disconnect someone and then wait for them to wander into your office to help them. Anyone who reads /. understands that.

    1. Re:Think in the students' shoes by dodell · · Score: 1

      So you're suggesting that they be let to stay online and propagate virii? No thanks.

  154. Hm. by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    Hand out a CD when students want to connect. It should have a script that checks and makes sure the OS is fully updated and runs a virus checker.

    After it passes all the tests, it will let the machine connect to the network.

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  155. Our solution... by grandmaster_spunk · · Score: 1

    I work at Information Services at my university, and we have an automated system that disables connections by MAC address when infected users are detected. Combined with a pretty wide PR campaign (we got a university senior vice president to email everyone on campus regarding computer security) and distribution of thousands of CDs containing the patch, fix, and antivirus software, this has been pretty effective at containing the outbreak. It actually ends up being less work in the end than making EVERYONE get checked out by us before they connect.

  156. Great Idea. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Here I sit, posting this comment from a knoppix CD. It's a little slow but it works faster than win2k with all the anti-virus cruft.

    Between your simple classes and a proposal to ban M$ computers that polute networks, I think we have a solution to the problem. When student machines blow up, you kick them off the network and give them a CD with their choice of Distro on it. Knoppix will get them up so that they don't miss much and they can blind the windoze side to the network and dual boot or simple wipe that junk for good.

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  157. patching a network by philipgar · · Score: 1

    I know at my school our procedure against the worm is rather interesting. We have recently installed new cisco switches in most of the dorms. In an effort to block the worm we have already blocked all incoming traffic of the blaster and Welchia worm (actually the Welchia worm has probably generated more problems then blaster). Then on the switch level we are blocking all pings to prevent blaster from scanning to spread itself. However it is still a complete mess. These measures have isolated the problem so as not to overwhelm the network. Our plans are currently considering removing the blocks from a set switch, scanning to get a list of all the infected/unpatched machines. With this list we can e-mail the students who live in a room that has a computer in it with the worm. Our other measure is that we are currently running Novell and students can login to the novell network (for installing certain apps etc). However a large percentage of students do not use this, and are unaffected by scripts that we run to scan every machine logging on for blaster and welchia etc. Of course this method also has the problem of user ignoring which is just as disastrous. Users have grown accustomed to closing 20 different windows at once when starting their computer and ignore them.

    There's really no easy way to fix an outbreak, but to try and contain it from affecting the main networks. Of course this requires expensive equipment, but I'm sure the University is quite glad that they were buying this already.

    Phil

  158. The Easy Approach is Best by fazil · · Score: 1


    I can think of two things to do that are pretty easy.

    1) Post notices on the entrance to the dorms with step by step instructions. Point them to free tools to clean their machines from www.SARC.com. Give them the exact URL! Same for the URL to the patch. Put these on tear off strips at the bottom of your notice. Most times, telling people there's a problem with infection is all it takes to make them aware they need to do something. Having the information at easy reach is the best way to get them to do it.

    If it's hard, they won't do it.
    If it takes work to find, they won't do it.

    2) Have your underlings march out to the offender and fix the problem. I don't know about you, but our university had WAY more volunteer help than we could use, just so they could put down computer department on their resume's. When an infection that causes a lot of traffic resurfaces, have your volunteer geeks re-walk the dorms.

    There doesn't always have to be a technical solution. Sometimes, meat space works.

    If you get someone that won't willingly comply after being asked nicely... physically remove their connection at the patch panel, they're too stupid and inconsiderate to use the net ;) Hehehhehe

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  159. Abstinence may suck, but it works! by The+Andersor · · Score: 1

    We used SOPHOS at my college and simply refused to allow a student machine on the campus network until SOPHOS was installed on it and set up to get its virus definitions from our central source. We gave every student a CD with a simple double click installer that did everything for them. Once they ran the installer the last step of the installer was to notify the IT dept with a bit of machine info so that we could allow their machine to function on the network. And to solve the question about what happens when you reinstall Windows is solved by SOPHOS as it is able to generate a daily report of all machines on the network that are not running SOPHOS. When we found a machine not on the network that wasn't using SOPHOS, we would simply disallow all connections to and from that machine, no matter what network jack they plugged into. We also sent them an email (knowing they would use a friends computer to check their email before they called us) informing them that in order to restore their service they would need to bring their machine to us and have SOPHOS installed and setup to run full-time. If they didn't call us in a day, we called them and left them the same friendly message. After the initial onslaught of machines in Sept, we dealt with about 3-5 machines per week that did not have SOPHOS running. I should mention that this was a small college on a hill with about 1700 students, so it may not be the answer for everyone, but it certainly worked well for us!

    1. Re:Abstinence may suck, but it works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large colleges have come to accept that they are defacto ISP's and configure themselves accordingly.

  160. Allow them conditionally... by yukio · · Score: 1

    .....as long as their machines are installed with a management agent of some sort so you can quickly spot trouble.

    Not for spying on what they're doing - and that's got to be a careful compact between you and your students - but for specific breaches - open relaying, DDoS zombies, etc. as well as maintaining security updates.

    Wouldn't hurt to have a specific "Bill of Rights" for campus computer users as well as the admins, so everyone's on the same page.

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  161. That's some FUD. by twitter · · Score: 1
    whereas most OSes give you just enough rope to tie a knot, Linux gives you enough rope to hang about 900 people. :^)

    How is it that you can compare this one isolated incedent to every campus and business in the country being plauged now? I just heard of a whole major industrial complex being shut down because viruses blew out their silly Windoze servers as well as many desktop machines. The compairsion does not hold water and the FUD needs to point the other way. This other OS is presently screwing everyone with little or no user intervention and despite tremendous efforts to undo the problems by people who know what they are doing. Your little 900 person problem is like a marble orbiting around the sun, invisible by scale.

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    1. Re:That's some FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, industrial complex shut down because the sysadmin's didn't patch.

      If they don't patch windows, what's going to make you think they wont patch linux. They would have been hit from everything from sendmail down to openssh.

      Worst thing, they probably wouldn't have known the were hacked (at least the worm shuts down your machine :) and now some l33t guy halfway across the world is controlling an industrial complex?

      Bad security happens everwhere, no matter what OS you use.

    2. Re:That's some FUD. by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1
      Your little 900 person problem is like a marble orbiting around the sun, invisible by scale.
      Thanks for the reassuring words... Back when this first happened, part of me worried that such a thing would come back to haunt me. :^)

      I agree that Windows is allowing these worms and viruses to propagate, and something must be done about it. I think that Bill Gates is starting to get pretty worried about it now, so one can only hope that M$ will take the steps that are necessary to stop the onslaught of these things. Sadly he blames users as much as he does Microsoft. Unfortunately I think it will take something worse than Blaster or SoBig.F before the situation gets better.
    3. Re:That's some FUD. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Of course it will get worse. Those steps your referring to are nothing short of completly wiping the board of everything microsoft has ever written. ALL of their products need scratched (except maybe games) and started over, with an entirely new design that will piss their users off. All of the sudden crazy things like multiuser and creating an unprivlaged user will become standard. Local admin will have to be given a password by default! (OMG no more hacking xp machines simply by booting them into safe mode!!!).

      The entire OS will have to be rewritten, outlook and OE will no longer have mail scripting in these new versions. And most importantly, it will mean admitting they are completely insecure and incompetant, that they don't know how to write a secure system and hiring a 3rd party to do it 100% for them.

  162. Wonderful way to bring your network down... by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What do you think happens when *each* and everyone of them goes on KaZaA because they can't share anything? Not to mention how they'll whine about how they can't cooperate because no one can access the others' files (short of sending project documents back and forth via email or something).

    I don't think that thought it so well thought out....

    Kjella

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  163. With Novell you can ! by GerardM · · Score: 1

    With Novell you can have the control that you require. When you want to control the patches, Novell can. When you want to control systems you can. You can have policies that only allow use of the firewall from systems known by the Neware network.

    With Novell being there for any operating system, you do not have to rely on AD. I am not up to date enough to know to what extend you can control Linux systems, but Windows systems can be totally controlled by the system administrators.

    To make this work it has one BIG requirement: as a system operator you have to be transparant in your policies. Lab systems are NOT dormitory systems and therefore have different policies. Your students are CUSTOMERS. Treat them right, they may grumble but will not complain.

    Thanks,
    Gerard

  164. Zone Labs Integrity by Inka1491 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Zone Lab's Integrity would do the trick?

  165. Block everything but HTTP by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'd suggest putting a stateful firewall in which examines the traffic from each MAC address, validates the IP address, and only allows HTTP transactions by default. Provide webmail for students, so they don't have to run a mail client. Put them all on encrypting cable modems, so local machines aren't on the same LAN. All they can talk to is the headend firewall.

    In that configuration, they can surf the Internet freely, and can download anything they want, but can't mess up anyone else.

    That's the default configuration. Students who want more have to go through the exercise of securing their machines, after which both the student and the machine get tested. Then they get more access.

  166. Re:Easy solution: (was: -1, Troll) by GeekDork · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think that you're ignorant. It's true that you don't really need a computer to teach CS. You don't even need a computer to teach programming (and please notice that there's a difference). Your mental image of CS is probably kiddie-dom - learning how to do 1337 stuff with computers. CS is more; it's about doing 1337 stuff without anyone noticing you. It's also about designing systems that don't crumble to dust at the slightest mention of malicious code. It's even about providing means to keep parts of your privacy when the government is after you.

    Computers are necessary to bring those dreams back to reality after they have so thoroughly been destroyed. They make it so much easier to solve the problems they caused in the first place - which is fun sometimes.

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  167. Re:morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NAT is all well and good but as soon as you let anything interesting through, like, say, email. You have almost as many problems as a direct connect. On top of that, with activeX controls you can tunnel anything through port 80.

  168. Public Beatings by mlheur · · Score: 1

    If I were in a dorm and some luser down the hall decided to bring a virus onto a network that I'm on I'd take his ass out back and beat him, let everyone in the dorm know so that they can join in. Once this happens a couple times I'm sure everyone will be in the habit of keeping their machines clean and up to date.

  169. Re:Deny them DNS services - No, but it encourages by TheScienceKid · · Score: 1

    Perhaps not, but the average student who is plugged into the LAN probably is for a reason - if they actually want to use the network for anything, they'll need to register their machine and get DNS set up, which I am sure is sufficiently effective to 'encourage' people to patch their systems and have them checked out.

  170. SUS server by perotbot · · Score: 1

    create your own System Update server, yes it is a M$ product, tie the reg hack to the domain login and poof! push the patches as needed to the M$ computers on the wire. We rode out the last two worms fairly easily this way

    . The other thing is to "require" one of the managed virus scanning software packages (McAfee and Symantec as example) that have a local update server package (LiveUpDate for Symantec and ePolicy for McAfee). That way you can be reasonablely sure that PC's on the wire are kept up to date with the current DAT files.

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  171. So tired of this joke... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You never played the lottery? Let me ask you another question.

    Do you have any kind of insurance?

    But surely you know that, like a lottery, insurance works because on average people pay more money into it than they receive from it. Lotteries and insurance are both gambles... except that in a lottery, you bet on good fortune. With insurance, you bet against bad fortune. In both cases, the expectancy value is less than 1, but in both cases you'll be damn glad you subscribed when your number's up.

    I know I know, it's just a joke. Well, I just had to get this off my chest.

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    1. Re:So tired of this joke... by HardCase · · Score: 4, Informative
      But surely you know that, like a lottery, insurance works because on average people pay more money into it than they receive from it. Lotteries and insurance are both gambles... except that in a lottery, you bet on good fortune. With insurance, you bet against bad fortune. In both cases, the expectancy value is less than 1, but in both cases you'll be damn glad you subscribed when your number's up.


      Yes, but the key difference between insurance and the lottery is that the dangers that you purchase insurance protection for are real and have a statistically significant chance of occuring to you. The lottery ticket that you buy provides you with a statistically insignificant chance to win a pile of money.


      I agree that I would be pretty darn happy to have the winning ticket or an insurance policy if either one paid off, but my chances of needing the insurance are significantly greater (by orders of magnitude) than are my chances of winning the PowerBall.


      That doesn't even consider the different insurances that we are required to have by law or by contract. Get pulled over by the police without liability insurance and see what happens. Try to get a mortgage on a house without homeowner's insurance. How about getting a bank to finance a car without comprehensive and collision coverage? They require that coverage, not because the chances of needing them are greater than zero but because the chances of needing them are significantly greater than zero.


      Just food for thought, the Department of Transportation says that about 20 million vehicles are involved in accidents each year and an individual driver can expect to be in one, on the average, every six years. So, if I pay my $40 per month in liability insurance on my car, in 72 months I'll have paid $2880.00. Earlier this year, my wife got hit by a car in a low speed collision. After the medical bills, repair bills and rental car bills were paid, the grand total came out to be about $8000.00. Now, our insurance didn't pay, but you can bet that the other driver was damn glad to have a liability insurance policy.


      -h-

    2. Re:So tired of this joke... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      You never played the lottery? Let me ask you another question.
      No, I don't. Once in a blue moon, I may buy a ticket just for fun, but playing the lottery regularly is utterly foolish.
      Do you have any kind of insurance?
      Personally, I do not. My family, however, does, under which I am covered.
      But surely you know that, like a lottery, insurance works because on average people pay more money into it than they receive from it. Lotteries and insurance are both gambles... except that in a lottery, you bet on good fortune. With insurance, you bet against bad fortune. In both cases, the expectancy value is less than 1, but in both cases you'll be damn glad you subscribed when your number's up.
      The sheer magnitude of difference between the odds of winning the lottery and the odds of needing insurance is so incredibly enormous that I can't help but wonder if you're joking. You're basically suggesting that all forms of gambling are equal just because they're forms of gambling and ignoring probabilities for each one. Are your odds of throwing a 6 on a six-sided die the same as those of throwing a 6 on an eight-sided one? Tell me, would you bet on everyone on Earth throwing snake eyes with two six-sided dice? There's nothing physically that prevents it from happening, and according to you, it'd be perfectly reasonable to regularly play a lottery that hinged on this event actually happening.
      I know I know, it's just a joke. Well, I just had to get this off my chest
      Please take a statistics class. Your local community college probably offers one.
    3. Re:So tired of this joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, you are an idiot.

    4. Re:So tired of this joke... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      I may buy a ticket just for fun, but playing the lottery regularly is utterly foolish.
      ...
      Please take a statistics class. Your local community college probably offers one.
      I suggest you are the one to take the statistics class. Why does everyone think that 'winning the lottery' only means hitting the 10 million Euro jackpot? You could win EUR100.000, 10.000 or 1.000 which is still nice... and the odds look decidedly better for that. Perhaps these odds are close to the odds of me needing auto insurance, and the prizes are a lot closer to typical insurance payouts.

      The only real difference, as another poster pointed out, is that one might need insurance. By law, or because (for example) you would not be able to afford the hospital bills if you had an accident. Lotteries on the other hand are always voluntary, you don't have to play.

      Yes... for many things, the odds of needing insurance are a lot higher than those of winning even a small prize in the lottery... surprise: that's why the premiums are higher than the cost of a lottery ticket.

      Do you think that insurance companies have some magical means to conjure up money to pay out large sums to claimants? Nope, that money comes from the premiums, and by necessity, the total premiums should exceed the total payouts, just like a lottery.

      It is not just about probabilities, what matters is the probability, the payout, and the premium. In statistical terms: the average payout (expectation value) = the sum of (all payout values * the chance of 'winning' that particular payout). The ratio between your premium and the expectation value tells you how much money, on average, you get out of the scheme. For both lotteries and insurances this value is less than 1. Take a look at this value sometimes, you'd be surprised that it doesn't differ that much between lotteries and insurances.

      It all comes down to a personal choice when weighing the odds, the premium and the payouts. Some people prefer to play lotteries with a good chance of winning a small prize, some prefer a very small chance at winning a huge amount. Guess what: I treat insurance in the same manner. I have health and car insurance because the law requires it. I have homeowner's insurance... the chances of my home burning down are slim, but if it happens, I would not be able to cover the cost of replacing everything. I could also get dental insurance and extra medical but... I don't have those. Why not? Because the chance of something happening to me that would be covered by these insurances is very slim (I have very good health). If it does happen, I can pay for it myself. It'll hurt financially, but I figure that I will claim so little from these insurances that the premiums will exceed the amounts I will pay if I remain self-insured.

      Here's some insight into how insurances work: recently, Dutch health insurers refused to offer an optional extra health insurance to cover birth control. Their reasoning? If they would offer this, then only the people that actually use birth control would take out insurance on it. Since the insurers expect some profit and have to pay for administration, the premiums would exceed the payouts, and only heavy users would take the insurance... raising the premiums further still. That is how things work. The roadhog's claims are paid for by the careful driver's premiums, the costs for the person who spends more time in the doctor's office than at work, are covered by the people with a clean bill of health.

      My apologies for getting way offtopic here.
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      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    5. Re:So tired of this joke... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      I suggest you are the one to take the statistics class.
      I'm not the one who can't recognize the difference between the statistical probabilities of winning the lottery and getting into a car accident. The latter will occur far more frequently than the former, so the two are not even remotely comparable. The bottom line is that with insurance, you bet on much better odds.
      Why does everyone think that 'winning the lottery' only means hitting the 10 million Euro jackpot? You could win EUR100.000, 10.000 or 1.000 which is still nice... and the odds look decidedly better for that. Perhaps these odds are close to the odds of me needing auto insurance, and the prizes are a lot closer to typical insurance payouts.
      When most people mention the lottery, they infer the big, million-dollar jackpots.
      The only real difference, as another poster pointed out, is that one might need insurance. By law, or because (for example) you would not be able to afford the hospital bills if you had an accident. Lotteries on the other hand are always voluntary, you don't have to play.
      Ah, so the orders of magnitude that separate the probability of needing insurance and winning the lottery don't count as a "difference"? This is getting very good.
      Yes... for many things, the odds of needing insurance are a lot higher than those of winning even a small prize in the lottery... surprise: that's why the premiums are higher than the cost of a lottery ticket.
      Irrelevant. Please explain how playing the lottery and buying insurance are both equally wise decisions given the vast gulf between the probability of needing insurance and winning the lottery. Please explain how playing the lottery and buying insurance are both equally wise decisions given the vast gulf between the probability of needing insurance and winning the lottery.
    6. Re:So tired of this joke... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      There should be a quote between the second to last paragraph and the last paragraph. It should read:
      [snip pointless evasions]
    7. Re:So tired of this joke... by kfg · · Score: 1

      The primary difference here is that with insurance the insurance company is betting too and imposes limits on just how much risk of loss they themselves might suffer. They're not going to let you insure your Chevette for a 10 million bucks.

      With the lottery the state not only suffers no loss but always gains more the more tickets are sold. They have no risk. Therefore they were perfectly happy when that moron in Pennsylvania mortaged his house for $40k and and put it all into tickets.

      Buying the odd ticket now and again is no biggy. It's even smart. For the risk of the cost of a Coke you might become wealthy. If you lose, well, it was only a buck. Likewise a few hundred bucks a year of auto insurance against a potential loss of $100k or so that has a pretty good likelyhood of occuring is so smart it's mandated by law most places.

      Spending only $20 a week on lottery tickets, especially if that much money hurts you, is the act of a complete moron.

      KFG

    8. Re:So tired of this joke... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Actually insurance companies often pay out more than they take in... they take your money and put it in very secure high compounded interest accounts with the federal reserve, it's the interest from those and other investments that puts them into the profit margin, not people paying in more than they pay out.

    9. Re:So tired of this joke... by GMontag451 · · Score: 1
      Ah, so the orders of magnitude that separate the probability of needing insurance and winning the lottery don't count as a "difference"? This is getting very good.

      No, it doesn't. The only thing that matters statistically is the ratio between the payoff and the probability of getting that payoff, or in other words, the expected return. I believe that the expected return for the lottery is close to the ratio for insurance. A bet with a 1% chance of winning and a 1:200 payoff is just as good as a bet with a 10% chance of winning and a 1:20 payoff. The expected return is the same.

      Please explain how playing the lottery and buying insurance are both equally wise decisions given the vast gulf between the probability of needing insurance and winning the lottery.

      Simple, they both have similar expected returns. Since the expected returns are under 1, they are both equally unwise, if you only consider statistics.

      What both sides in this discussion have missed is the real key difference between the lottery and insurance. With the lottery, you have the choice between making a bet and not making a bet (or making a bet that has a 100% probability and a 1:1 payoff). Since the bet has an expected return of less than 1, not making the bet is the better choice. With insurance, you have the choice between two bets. You either bet that you will have an accident (i.e. getting insurance), or you bet that you won't (i.e. not getting insurance). Getting insurance is a bet that has an expected return of less than 1, and not getting insurance has an expected return of greater than 1, so on the surface it would seem that not getting the insurance is the better choice. But what that reasoning misses is that not getting insurance is betting with money you don't have and that can be very dangerous. Unless you have a disposable $20,000 lying around, not getting insurance is not a good choice.

    10. Re:So tired of this joke... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      No, it doesn't. The only thing that matters statistically is the ratio between the payoff and the probability of getting that payoff, or in other words, the expected return. I believe that the expected return for the lottery is close to the ratio for insurance. A bet with a 1% chance of winning and a 1:200 payoff is just as good as a bet with a 10% chance of winning and a 1:20 payoff. The expected return is the same.
      So why is it that people who bet on horse races don't always bet on the underdog? Because he's not likely to win. The bottom line is that a minuscule fraction of those who play the lottery regularly win, while just about everyone who has insurance will end up needing it at some point.
    11. Re:So tired of this joke... by toast0 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't even consider the different insurances that we are required to have by law or by contract. Get pulled over by the police without liability insurance and see what happens.

      You need not have liability insurance, you only need to prove fiscal responsibility to some limit. Most people do this by having insurance that will cover at least that amount, but there are otherways (such as certifying to your state DMV/DOT that you have that much money)

    12. Re:So tired of this joke... by HardCase · · Score: 1
      You need not have liability insurance, you only need to prove fiscal responsibility to some limit. Most people do this by having insurance that will cover at least that amount, but there are otherways (such as certifying to your state DMV/DOT that you have that much money)


      Agreed, but I suspect that you'll find the number of individuals and corporations that elect the self-insurance route is a vanishingly small proportion of the population. For all intents and purposes, liability insurance is a requirement.


      -h-

    13. Re:So tired of this joke... by GMontag451 · · Score: 1
      So why is it that people who bet on horse races don't always bet on the underdog?

      In horse racing, the payoff has nothing to do with the probability of winning, only with the amount of money other people bet on the same horse. The reason people don't bet on the underdog is because they think the payoff is less than the likelihood of him winning warrants, or in other words, the expected return is less than 1. Its not simply because he's not likely to win.

    14. Re:So tired of this joke... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Why must return be a factor? Would you consider it reasonable to bet on every person on the face of the planet rolling snake eyes on a pair of dice at the same time so long as the payoff was appropriately large?

    15. Re:So tired of this joke... by GMontag451 · · Score: 1

      If I was allowed to do it an indefinite number of times, then yes. If you are trying to make the argument that the expected return is affected by your lifetime, try again. The odds for the lottery are not nearly that astronomical.

    16. Re:So tired of this joke... by Snake_Plisken · · Score: 1

      I've known three people very well in my life who have each hit the lottery for over 5 Mil US, each. All three people I knew before they all hit. As for glomming off your family's insurance, why you don't get a job and support yourself instead of taxing your parents' resources?

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    17. Re:So tired of this joke... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      You're allowed to do it once weekly. That means that you can do it about 4000 times, maximum, if you do it in 80 years. Here's a check for a gazillion dollars. It's post-dating until the year 50,000. Have fun.

    18. Re:So tired of this joke... by GMontag451 · · Score: 1

      What is the point with this argument? It has nothing to do with either the lottery or insurance. The lottery you can do indefinitely for all intents and purposes, as you can buy more than one ticket with different combinations on them. Besides, this doesn't invalidate my expected return argument, it just adds another factor to the expected return in very limited cases.

    19. Re:So tired of this joke... by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      It's an analogy. The original poster was claiming that the orders of magnitude of difference between the chances of needing the insurance and winning the lottery didn't significantly differentiate the two, so why not take it to a logical extension and just introduce an absurd scenario where the odds of winning are infinitesimally small instead of just ridiculously small? The bottom line is that getting insurance is a responsible way to spend your money. Constantly playing the lottery in serious hopes of winning is not, and it is simply stupid to do so. Thus, the lottery taxes people stupid enough to play it all the time.

    20. Re:So tired of this joke... by strombrg · · Score: 1

      It's no joke. Insurance smooths your financial curve. The lottery, for all practical purposes, just makes your financial curve tend downward more. Play it a lot? Slope downward a lot.

      But there is redeeming value in the lottery. You're not really buying a chance at winning anything - the odds are too slim. What you're buying is the fun of dreaming about winning.

      However, people with sufficiently good imaginations can have all the same fun without buying a lottery ticket. :)

  172. Mass Patching by paladin217 · · Score: 1

    I work as a student tech at my university, and their solution to the whole problem was to let everyone get infected, then patch and fix every computer on campus. While doing that, we are supposed to try to convince students to set Windows Update to automatically install updates.

    Personally, I think this this is the wrong approach to the whole problem. Simply educating the computer users out there to click a few spots on the screen seems more efficient than wasting resouces trying to have (overworked and underpaid) stuff to do it. Isn't the whole point of institutions of higher learning to prepare people for the life, rather than preparing them to live a life of dependance on others for the most basic things?

  173. turn off their internet by d0wnthe11235813 · · Score: 1

    my school turned off every network connection untill a blaster fix was installed and scanned for the infection. seemed to work great except for IT was understaffed and it took them a while to cover everyone. i would personally rather wait for this than to have a giant disease pool.

  174. Sure, but - by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    That's not FOR Linux though. Which reminds me - why isn't there a native WinMX client for Linux?

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  175. What did our university do? Shut the net down! by UnassumingLocalGuy · · Score: 1

    Here at my school, our OIT department decided to simply unplug each dorm room from the router in the building. After doing so, they required us to sign up for an inspection. They went room-to-room, testing machines, running McAfee's Stinger, and installing patches and McAfee AntiVirus. They visited my room 3 times, concluding each time that I was running Linux exclusively. Which isn't entirely true--two of my machines are FreeBSD boxen, and the third dual-boots Windows/Linux--but most of the people I talked to aren't quite *nix-savvy. Take this conversation for example...

    Me: I run FreeBSD on my laptop.
    OIT guy 1: Okay, boot it up and show me.
    I show OIT guy 1 the output of 'uname -a'.
    OIT guy 1: Show it to the guy over there with the list.
    I show my computer to OIT guy 2.
    OIT guy 2, to OIT guy 1: Hey, what AV software are we putting on Linux machines?

    Or on visit 2...

    OIT lady 1: Hi. I'm here to inspect your machine.
    Me: I run Linux on one machine, FreeBSD on the other two.
    OIT lady 1: Uhh... I have to go get the guy who knows Linux.
    OIT lady 1 runs down 2 flights of stairs, and comes back with OIT guy 1.
    OIT guy 1: I've already looked at your computer.
    Me: No shit.

    They finally have turned most of the network back on, and according to Microsoft's KB823980Scan tool, there are 5 unpatched machines in our dorm already. See the output from when I ran it this morning. We lost network access last Friday (8/22), and finally got it turned back on in our room on Thursday (8/28)--even though both my roommate's Windows machine and my machines were clean. If you want to read more on our IT department's odd solution, take a look at the OIT department's blog, or at the school's ACM chapter's discussion of the issue.

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  176. Re:I don't know how much work you want to do but.. by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

    And what happens when it is the linebacker who has the infected computer?

    Send TWO little geeks, of course.

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  177. Remedy for Idiots by JolieBlanc · · Score: 1

    At my uni a few years back, to get on the network required a software installation. (Or so they told every single student coming in.) The ones who were clever enough to realize you didn't actually need it were usually the ones who could figure out how to patch their machines.

    Everyone else bought the software kit, which included SSH clients and a nice antivirus kit, which auto-runs the first time it's installed. It seemed to work okay for us. :)

  178. Just An Idea by Quietlife2k · · Score: 1
    1) Supply each student with an internal e-mail address.

    2) Segment the network with VLANs.

    3) On each VLAN run a *nix box running snort, DNS and an email server. If snort detects an infection it should drop an automated pre-made "fix it" email into the users internal mail box (including any relevant patches and instructions) & drop their access to the DNS allowing the user to only resolve the internal mail server.

    4) Once the user has "fixed" their machine, they can send an internal e-mail to the IT department who can then confirm that the box has been patched before allowing the user DNS access.

    This would simplify and serve to help automate the whole problem solving routine.

    The only drawback is that the students *may* not be using the DNS server as supplied by the IT dept.

  179. From Eric S. Raymond... by WgT2 · · Score: 1

    I like Raymond's solution to Windows problems:

    Q:.

    I'm having problems with my Windows software. Will you help me?

    A:.

    Yes. Go to a DOS prompt and type format c:. Any problems you are experiencing will cease within a few minutes.



    It may not be a nice solution (to some) but it will be a permanent solution to a very anoying operating system.

  180. The innovative administrators at Lund Uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    handled it is this great way: Blocked IPs

    Works perfectly. Gets it patched.

  181. If I was a student...I would prefer... by RassilonOmega · · Score: 1

    I know that I wouldn't want some person I do not know "examining" my computer for patches, etc. nor would I want said person to knock on my door early some Sat. morning saying "Oh, you have that new virus, I'm hear to fix it. Point me at your computer and give me your password."

    I think the only reasonable way to handle the issue is to detect and block access for infected computers. When the user calls, inform them whey they were blocked and give them their options to fix the problem:

    * Patches...lots of patches...
    * Anti-Virus and a well controlled Firewall...
    * Trust the campus tech...

    The last option would of course have to be a very strange agreement where the college guarantees nothing, but will do their best.

    Also, each semester, give out a leaflet about basic computer security / maintainence...on the back do the whole scary statistic things that always gets managers at work to buy things (you know: vulnerabilities found in the last 6 months: x for windows, y for linux, z for Mac OS...Number of new viruses in the last 6 months: a for windows, b for linux, c for Mac OS) Also, providing a option to sign up for a campus email about new vulnerabilities and worms may help.

    I have noticed that some people keep saying "install *nix"...This does not stop future problems. It just reduces the number of current worms and adds to the confusion of most users.

  182. Don't use the DAMN MS-sync approach! by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    Dear People,

    . They need to learn. Also, campus networks and admin need to help them recognize HW/SW/Security problems, avoidance skills, and good maintenance habits.
    . The MS approach of do-it-My (My=Gates/Microsoft) way is very dumb, because it does not provide experience for the future. DO NOT SPOON FEED the grown child, help them mature. Create a network that impacts upon their personal computers' performance with switch-restricted bandwidth access. Use switches to switch-blade-hubs that limit bandwidth access and/or the total hourly, daily, a/o monthly data transfer allowed.
    . Gamers would be the first to clean up their machines/software after a DHCP server reassigns an abused (due to DDOS Trojan running a flood-ping) IP address back to the available pool and they need to log-on again to play the LAN/Web-game.
    . Okay, this is an odd one for me, but [PLEASE!] find a way that puts the responsibility on the student to learn how to properly maintain their HW/SW/Security .... Maybe provide free evening courses in the dorms provided by the university/college CS-students (paid by the university). HELP FOLKS LEARN ..., it is a waste and mistake to take care of all the problems for them. Maybe CS at MIT will put something up on the MIT-OCW website (http://ocw.mit.edu/index.html) for all US to use.

    OldHawk777

    Reality is a self-induced hallucination.

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  183. This surprises me not at all. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    I live in Staten Island and it is probably the most technologically-agnostic borough of New York City. We have four kinds of accepted people here - Guidos, Thugs, Wannabe Guidos, and Wannabe Thugs. Everyone else (especially techies) are highly marginalized.

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  184. 802.1x switches by anticypher · · Score: 1

    If your dorms are wired with ethernet switches supporting 802.1x MAC level authentication, turn it on. Cisco, 3con, broadcom, enterasys switches and many others support it. WinXP has a supplicant built in, and there are supplicants for linux and other *nixes. Have disks ready to go for everyone without supplicant software so they can load it up under lab rat supervision.

    Students don't get a login until they bring their machine to the computer lab to be checked out. Since you force them to come to you, they have to do all the heavy grunt work, just have lots of tables with power and a network drop, like a big LAN party. While they are there, you can teach them about the 802.1x login procedure.

    Those running unsecure OSes must show they have a licensed, up-to-date virus scanner, that it has been run immediately before coming in, and they have the latest M$ patches installed. Until they can do that, in person, they don't get access anywhere on campus. Since the MAC address of the ethernet card goes along with their login, they can't just use their room-mate's ID. Students smart enough to know how to switch the MAC, and then forge an 802.1x login are clued enough to really fsck up your network and tend not to run viru$-ware from Redmond.

    While you have the loser's machine just sitting there, don't just check for anti-virus and licenses, but also port-map their machine, make sure all useless services are turned off. No rogue DHCP servers, no faux-root DNS servers, no win messenger, no RPC, or back-orifice. In XP, make sure the firewall is enabled. Make sure they understand (have a sheet for them to sign) they are responsible for staying patched and AV'ed, and if they infect the network they lose access for the rest of the school year. People without access will be forced to use the old Macintosh Pluses sitting in the lab to do their school work.

    And any loser running *nix, check they have a /. ID of 5 digits or less, and a karma level of excellent :-)

    the AC

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  185. Re:What did our university do? Shut the net down! by tinypillar · · Score: 0

    We used the MS tool to scan as well, however I found that it reported several windows 98 machines as "unpatched", false positive as 98 was not vulnerable.

  186. Schneier on security by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
    I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually "Nothing; you're screwed." -- Bruce Schneier

    The sentiment behind this pithy observation is that computers are designed to be versatile and powerful, and this concept is fundamentally antithetical to security.

    Unless you are going to make everyone run identical computers and software, you can't lock down the computers. The only choice is to lock down the network. Improve the ability to detect, diagnose, and isolate problem machines. Assume that the worms will come and they will infect machines, and plan on how to catch them, disable them, and reduce their impact as fast as possible. This requires investment ahead of time in software, hardware, and training. Make this a primary consideration in how you design your networks.

    Additionally, make it as easy as possible for students to get security updates. Mirror them locally and make lots of cd's, if is legal. Produce your own clearly worded intructions/FAQ on where to get the software and information. People are lazy; you can make it hard for them to find stuff and then feel superior when they don't upgrade, or you can make it as easy as possible to do the upgrade and save yourself pain.

    Can probably find people in the dorms with sufficient knowledge to help J. Random User with updates who will work for pizza.

  187. Isn't there a newspaper? by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Most universities have a newspaper of some sort, and the reporters are always looking for stories. A call that "Drom X" can't get on the internet because of all the viruses on the network. That won't nessicarly get to the right people at first, but it will get word out, and that will help.

    Don't be afraid to firewall the dorm from the internet, telling the reporter that you did it to protect the rest of the network.

    At the very least you will give some studnet reporter a chance to write a story, and educate herself (you wish) on the issue.

  188. jurisdiction (Re:Ban 'em) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But their jurisdiction STOPS at the network jack in the wall!

    Says who?

    It's the university's network. If they wanted to, they could mandate that the only systems that are allowed to be connected to the Internet are the public labs maintained by the IT department.

    Who are you to dictate policy to them?

    1. Re:jurisdiction (Re:Ban 'em) by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      Who are you to dictate policy to them?

      Ummmmm, he's a paying customer, and a student, that's who. Universities exist for the students. If such a crazy policy were proposed, the students wouldn't stand for it, and it would never get off the ground.

    2. Re:jurisdiction (Re:Ban 'em) by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      They paid for the network and it's their property. They can do whatever they want with.

      The requirement that you take precautions to keep your computer from being vulnerable is reasonable. Or if you like, they can just revoke your access for running a server. IIRC, most of these worms use tftp to distribute the worm binary. Then you need too figure out how to clean your computer without net access or their help, and the burden for getting back access would be higher.

      They don't even need to change the policy to do that. Which would you prefer?

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    3. Re:jurisdiction (Re:Ban 'em) by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      I agree that it's reasonable to require students' computers to be secure from known attacks. My main point was that the students at a University aren't just peasants to whom the Mighty University is gracious enough to provide Internet access. The students are, in fact, the life of the University. Without students, what is a University?

      Because they are so important, I think a smart university would try to help their students as much as possible, rather than alienating them. Cutting them off to let them fend for themselves isn't the best way to do this.

    4. Re:jurisdiction (Re:Ban 'em) by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      That's the ideal, but most students won't secure their computer if you don't make them, and they wouldn't even remove a worm if they weren't spontaneously rebooting. A bunch of infected computers like that long term could make it impossible to provide Internet access.

      Having someone to hold the hand of everyone on the network costs a fortune.

      I agree that's what the goal should be, but I don't think it's practical. Alternatively, you could disable the ability of computers to send packets to each other on the switch, and provide e-mail with webmail. I think that's probably easiest. Then the limited number of students that brought in infected computers could probably be dealt with individually.

      I'm just a bit pissed at NYU ITS at the moment. They dropped the ball. Big time.

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  189. Keep them on a separate segment. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    Keep non-official machines in a separate area. Treat it like the internet. Don't grant them special access to anything.

    That way, at worst they infect each other.

  190. 2 good places to start by Mondain98 · · Score: 1

    Microsft SMS and McAfee ePO.

    1. Re:2 good places to start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's what my organization thought too...

      They had a full week to patch SMS and they did.

      End result?

      They still ended up getting infected.

      They also run NAV7.5 in managed mode.

      Too bad they can't figure out out how push down virus profiles with any regularity or produce reports of infected computers.

      The SMS situation is something that is getting glossed over in the general press. I'm sure other sites used the full week they had between disclosure and exploit code in the wild to patch with SMS only to find it didn't work.

      Anyone want to talk about that?

  191. You control their access, don't you? by elel · · Score: 1

    Do what we did: turn them off. When you find an infected client disable their port on the switch. When they call the helpdesk asking "Why doesn't my internet work?", then you can tell them "Because you are a moron. Fix your shit plz."

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  192. Re:morons by sunoke · · Score: 1

    There are not that many M$ servers out there. 99.99% of hack attempts I see in my logs everyday are targeted at an M$ system...

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  193. The dorm network is slow not because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...of worms, but because massive ammounts or pr0n is being downloaded and uploaded... There is so much pr0n I don't know when they would have time on thier hands... (no pun intended) ...to get infected with a virus or worm...

  194. Re:The state of employment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical knee-jerk reaction.

    Ever read anything about India or China? or for that matter Mexico or South America? or visited one of the United States' major cities and wandered off the tourist track? or how about the "no-go" zones in London? or how about South Africa?

    Point being - even though the immigrants you meet may be intelligent, witty, and the life of the party - no wait that's television!

    Look at the countries these people come from. Would you want to live in China, India, Zimbabwee, Nigeria, or Pakistan? Don't kid yourself. You wouldn't last one week without American Idol - that is if a native didn't kill you before hand for invading his country.

    I am reminded of a remark made by a African friend of mine in college. Keep in mind she grew up in Detroit, Michigan, United States. She stated rather bluntly, "You can take the nigger out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the nigger." Expert words from an expert on the subject.

    Its people like you who lead the United States on its current path to becoming a third world cesspool. Remember, Indians create India, Africans create Africa, Chinese create China, and the Mexicans create Mexico. Europeans create the Magna Carta, strong civilizatons, medical advances, and go to the moon.

    Try and refute ... and try to stop that knee jerk ... it is unhealthy.

  195. Here's what we did. not perfect, but: by _outcat_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm a student PC/Net tech at a small college (1500 students, 400 staff/admin/faculty). We use an AD domain to corral our users, so to speak.

    We did some testing with the Blaster patch before we encouraged our users to download it; I always check Bugtraq, personally, before I put anything on a machine I'm responsible for. Once we decided it wasn't breaking anything (at least it didn't break anything for us) we burned it to a whole bunch of CDs (with the Symantec removal tool, the Win2k patch, the WinXP patch, and the WinNT fix). Each RA/helpkid/tech also got a corporate edition of NortonAV on a disk (we have a site license) with instructions for students on how to update their virus definitions.

    Each RA got this disk. Each help desk kid (there are about 15 student help desk kids) got one, and the other five PC/net techs (other than me) got one. We marched around campus for about a week wearing very visible "TECHNOLOGY SOLUTIONS CENTER" T-shirts and essentially infiltrated dorm life with our antivirus software.

    Were there huge network slowdowns? Oh yeah. For the first day and a half when students came back there was little, if any, network connectivity. But the RAs were adamant about having the kids run the patches and install NAV. Did we use guerilla tactics, like disabling network ports or confiscating network cable? No, not at all. We just made help extremely visible, and with a horde of student tech workers getting $5/hr, it was not so bad for cheap labor for the college, either.

    You might bitch and moan and say that a college kid with a virus will never go talk to his RA, but we had mandatory floor meetings for every floor for every hall across campus, and when you've got 20 kids and one RA, it's pretty easy to reach the end users. Users only understand that "my computer doesnt work", and you can bet that a college kid at a small, tech-oriented campus will go see his RA if he knows his RA can help him. (If the kids think the RAs are totally bogus, then there's problems with administration that have nothing to do with computing and is for another thread entirely.)

    Do these tactics make Mac/Linux users feel discriminated against? I saw some whining in the comments about this, but guess what: Even if an RA is minimally intelligent in the realm of computing, he can PROBABLY tell a Mac from a PC. Mac users get left alone (like me.)

    Full network connectivity returned at about 9 in the morning on the day after move-in. (you'd be surprised how fast 30 RAs and 21 tech kids can move.)

    You might also bitch and moan and say that students shouldn't have L2 domain admins. Okay, I can understand that. One kid got forcibly removed from our staff last year for leeching software off a drive he had permissions to, so no, it's not a completely perfect solution, and a lot of trust is involved. But it worked okay for us and minimized a lot of headaches.

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  196. 1-866-PCSAFETY by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Send them through. I need the work. This is the MS-Blast support line at Microsoft. We'll help clean the virus off your system and there is no charge other than your time.

    See link below if you want more info (the phone number is also listed) http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?kbid=826 955

  197. School branded Linux by charnov · · Score: 1

    The univeristy should roll its own linux that has everything necessary for the student and only allow that OS to operate on their intranet. Anything else is only allowed to operate outside the internal network.

    This way students can still exercise their freedoms online, but will be in compliance with university policies. This is well within the already defined rights on American (and possibly European) campuses.

    Firewalls and packet filters aren't just for the outside edge of your network, they can be used to protect your intranet also with your users existing in the middle of the two edges (AKA a perimeter network).

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  198. DHCP, ARPWATCH and managed switches. by SoundGuy666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This gives us the following benefits:

    1. Only machines we want to have on our network are there. This usually means that we give out IP addresses in exchange for the basics - a MAC address and the location of the machine. Higher levels of management of clients has its costs, so that'll be down to the individual manager to decide (for instance - only machines running OS xyz, or only machines we have root/admin access to, only machines built with our spec/OS and connected to our auto patching architecture, etc).
    This means that we can, in extreme cases, remove someone from the DHCP lists, and flag their MAC up in arpwatch. In the case of "students arriving at the start of term", there is quite a flood of applications at the start of term - combined with teaching them how to find their mac address (solved with a flier in their matriculation pack). After that, it slows to a trickle of applications.

    2.With managed switches (and really, who DOESN'T use managed switches in large networks?) troublemakers can be sought and disconnected in times of strife. You have their IP address AND know which switch/port they're on (through the MAC/location registration process). It really is up to the user to come to the IT staff in the event that their connection drops. We have disabled specific ports on network switches in some cases, which is a far more useful solution than removing DHCP entries, but for public areas the DHCP block is what is needed (laptops in libraries for instance). Smart users will get around this, but it's not the smart users you're worried about. They know how to patch.

    When it comes down to it, make one simple rule - network access is a priveledge, not a right. Our entire university wide IT infrastructure is built on this philosophy, and as a result the onus is on your users to behave in a responsible way.

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  199. Actually by KalvinB · · Score: 3, Informative

    at my University, they've started to do that. If your machine is spitting out garbage they kill your connection and call (e-mail) whoever is responsible for maintaing the system and notify them that they need to get the problem fixed before their IP will become active again.

    We havn't done it in our lab (there are multiple on campus) yet as there's no impending doom if we don't, but we're looking to secure our work area with a router that blocks all ports and then use 192.168.0.* IPs behind it. Which allows us to fresh install Windows or whatever and not have to worry about getting infected before we can get them up to date.

    It'd be trivial for a University to setup such an area and if a user is trouble, kill their connection and call them and tell them to bring down their system to the secured lab to be patched and fixed.

    My home network which has every flavor of Windows running was completely unaffected by the Blaster worm simply because I run a router intelligently.

    It's really not that hard to not get infected.

    Ben

  200. attn: geeks by Barbarian · · Score: 2, Funny

    These girls need help with their computers.

    1. Re:attn: geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't call it a MAC address fur 'nutten...

  201. Steal MS's Idea by jtkooch · · Score: 1

    Require a proxy for web connections, and have that proxy server install an applet that checks for updates. Until your computer has all the updates required by the sysadmin, then no getting past that first page.

    It won't get 100% of the people, but it will get some, if not most people updated.

  202. Fight back by lkaos · · Score: 1


    [root@university root]# while true; do
    > echo "ipconfig stop" | nc $(nc -vlp 135 2>&1 | grep "^connect to" | cut -f 2 -d[ | cut -f1 -d]) 4444
    > done

    Disclaimer: I assume that you a) have permission to remove someone from your network b) would get some sort of approval to do this c) know the proper ipconfig command to disable a network interface. I don't. I don't use Windows.

    Also, it would be smart to bring up notepad or something with instructions on how to manually remove the worm. I would strongly recommend against trying to automatically fix things. That's probably not legal.

    Keep in mind, IANAL so don't do this without ensuring it's kosher first.

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  203. find offending IPs by checking the router... by hottoh · · Score: 1

    ACL [access list], then match ARP entries to MACs in the switch, then SHUTDOWN their port in the switch.

    We are working on a script to do this automatically. If you are nice you help them patch the host, otherwise just turn the offending ports to a shutdown state.

    Compute happily.

  204. try by itzdandy · · Score: 1

    try limiting the bandwidth any user can use in a 1 hour period. If the user excedes this limit they are put on a low bandwidth limitation for the next hour.
    You can do this with linux fairly easily.

    You can also install filters to a network proxy like censornet and block filenames as soon as you find a problem. You can look at the most rescently downloaded filenames and selectively block them to stop propogation through the network or at least slow it down. Doing this "could" help you keep the network running and give you time to fix the problem.

  205. At the Univ Of Illinois by hbog · · Score: 1

    In all the dorms here at UofI, they are disabling the data port by default. If you are bringing a computer to campus, they first have a tech/RA come by to your dorm room and run some basic Symantec tools to see if your system is clean. Once they check that and make sure you are patched, they enable your data port. I didn't mind not having Internet the moment I walked in because I knew that I wouldn't get the virus from someone else.

  206. longer term solution by yetanothertechie · · Score: 1

    What about setting up a policy where students are only allowed to connect non-windows based machines to the network? I know there have been a couple of colleges I've read about that have done this: required each incoming freshman to have an iBook, for example. It would mean changing policy, (and would therefore take some time to implement), but in the long run it would be a much better way to keep a clean network.

    The fact is, it's windows machines that are the carriers of all of these worms and virii. Eliminate the carriers, and the diseases are eradicated too.

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  207. proof of cleanliness by looie · · Score: 1
    ms makes a free tool called microsoft baseline security analyzer. if you haven't seen it, a copy of a sample report in open office format is available at MS Baseline Analyzer Report.

    require every incoming machine owner to run this tool and provide a copy of the results to IT. don't turn on their ports until they do. in addition, require that machines already on the network provide an updated report at least once a term. this insures against machines going home for the holidays & returned borked up. in addition, you could require at least one report by a virus scanner to accompany the security report.

    it's not perfect but it will insure that every machine coming onto the network has at least been tested. and it puts the work on the owner of the machine, not on the IT dept personnel. all you have to do is verify that the report is acceptable. yes, you'll have some paperwork -- well, a drive somewhere with student folders on it -- but i don't think the overhead will be overwhelming, even for thousands of students.

    mp

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  208. Exact same problem by generationxyu · · Score: 1

    I have this exact problem at my school, University of Illinois Chicago.

    With about 3000 students on my res hall network, about 2700 of those Windows machines, and about 2000 of those infected, the extra network traffic across my network card took 25% CPU, nonstop. This interfered greatly with my MUDing, and I was not pleased.

    The ACCC (Academic Computer and Communications Center) at UIC had a good idea for the dorms -- send someone around to every room and install the patch on every Windows machine. Any machine that wasn't updated by this weekend (i.e. today) will have their common account disabled, e.g. no internet access, no email, no ability to do schoolwork, etc.

    It's the perfect solution to people who think if they don't see Cookie Monster eating their files ala Hackers, they aren't infected with any malware.

    In the last 24 hours, my CPU usage has dropped by half. By gum, it works :)

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  209. Smart Switches by dekashizl · · Score: 1

    Just as the "hub" evolved to the "switch", it's time for the "switch" to evolve into a "routed switch".

    Open environments like this with such uncontrollable equipment must not be left to rot in their own cess pool of virus, worms, and file-sharing bandwidth hogging.

    Routed switches must bring the smarts of a router to the level of a switch, so that each machine connected to it is at least minimally monitored for bad behavior and bandwidth abuse. They must be flash-upgradeable so that new worm signatures can be uploaded easily. And they must be cheap enough that universities will use them.

  210. At the local college... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the local college, they had IT staff go to every computer and give it the patch before individually turning on your ethernet jack.

  211. User Responsibility by fasura · · Score: 0

    If a user wants to connect their own amchine to a uni network they should sign a contract. If the user does not follow sensible precautions then they are fined and removed from the network.

    This includes regular updates, patches etc. Also the contract forces people to install and anti-virus software and keep it up to date. If a user does somehting stpuid like double click on a virus it's their own fault.

    This may seem unfair and a tax on stupidity, but it's no different to many other system. When you drive on public roads you're bound by certain terms and conditions. If you break them, you're fined. When connecting to a network which does not belong to you, you're bound by certain terms and conditions.

    To make it fair you'd need to provide information, help and support. When new patches are available you announce them and provide clear instructions on how to install them.

    Also you limit what systems are allowed to connect to your network. This means you're not forced to keep an eye on x number fo patches. Restrict the allowed systems to Windows XP, Windows 2K and Linux.

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  212. Re:The state of employment. by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    Its people like you who lead the United States on its current path to becoming a third world cesspool.

    Wow. Fancy my being able to accomplish all that from my home here in Liverpool, England.

    Try and refute

    Try and refute what? Try and make an intelligent coherent argument and I'll do it the justice it deserves. At the moment, your argument appears to be that the west shouldn't allow the third world to undergo economic development because the people who live there are poor and stupid and don't deserve jobs, but hey, you're complaining that they are taking *your* job, so they've gotta be doing something right.

  213. Why not cut off infected computers ? by Ezdaloth · · Score: 2, Informative

    At our college, your machine is taken off the network (by disabling the port on the switch your machine is on) untill you install the patches and de-infect you machine. That means, you have no access to the internet, untill you call the helpdesk, and they will turn you back on so you can download the patch etc. Of course, you get locked out again if you don't. :) It works very well, cause when people get cut off the internet, they normally want to get back on it, so they will fix their PC very soon ...

  214. Draft.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do it for the Army.....
    Get the students in computer classes to help go through and install patches and fixes, this way, it isn't up to the Network Admins, but also about 200 more people.... Multiply your forces, not your efforts.....

    That would also put at ease alot of fear from the students(Students that run Kazaa, downloading so many things they shouldn't, etc etc) as the ones installing the patches and fixes are the ones that showed them how to get the cool stuff from Kazaa and that like...

    Make it an extra credit thing or something, if they are serious, 5 points to the test of their choice is a good bonus (with the exception of finals and etc.)

  215. contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple, everyone that brings in a machine has to have it inspected before it can be attached to the network. If it's infacted, take it home and disinfect it first before hooking it up. If it can be disinfected at the lab, then so much easier. Also giving them a cd with the patch on it would be useful so it don't have to be hooked up to the network to install it. Then requiring them to go to windows update atleast once a week usually. If they don't do this then they will either be banned from bringing their computer's to the lab or be in breach of contract in a work case scenerio. I have no tolerance for lazy users.

  216. SUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft released SUS you should really look in to it I think this is something you could really use. Just make a VBS file that rolls SUS out to your clients and bang your done. Or you can force it out remotely.

    But, I think the best way is to move all the servers over to rhLinux and be done with it.

  217. Wireless Slashdot by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

    My univ rests an encrypted VPN client on top of an unsecured 802.11b network. For a few days, a student in my class renamed his laptop SSID to match that of the school SSID. Anyway, his signal was stronger (being in the middle of the room) so everyone was effectively slashdotting him with VPN requests and no one was getting Internet access.

    This proves the point that Windows isn't too shabby at screwing large groups of people over, too.

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  218. Re:I don't know how much work you want to do but.. by SonicBurst · · Score: 1

    Two little geeks, 1 big linebacker? Please. You might want to send a few more geeks. That said, myself am a geek, but am not very small. (6' 194 lbs to be exact) Holy christ, did I just put a personal up on /. ?

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  219. Easy, (well maybe), don't route MS ports by tz · · Score: 1

    Basic recipie:

    1. Install fresh W2K and WXP and whatever else is likely to act as a culture medium for the infection.

    2. Run nmap (both tcp and udp) on said boxes with default ports open.

    3. Don't pass packets through anything which use those ports.

    Worms usually won't be able to proxy-tunnel through other combinations. I don't know if you can move ports through the registry if something is really needed but something might be doable.

    If they want to copy or connect, use ssh (this also can provide tunnels and obscures the traffic from the RIAA).

  220. No more-Firewalls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, informative. What is the best firewall for a university to use, in keeping with the demands, and requirements? What about proxies, as part of security? IDS? E-Mail filtering? A bat upside the head?

  221. what we do here at Bilkent by cayfer · · Score: 1

    we maintain a database where we keep MAC addresses vs IP addresses and student IDs. The users get their IP addresses by signing in an automated service using their student account/passwd (so that we know who they really are) and declaring their MAC addresses to this automated service while they signup with the resnet.

    An automated task grabs the ARP tables frequently (every 5 minutes) and reports any IP-MAC pairs that we do not have in our database to another program which in turn blocks the IP's Internet access. Since Internet access is the most valuable asset in a dorm room, the user immediately calls the support center to place a complaint or ask whats wrong. and you have a chance to talk directly to the owner of the computer causing the problem.

    This technique lets us to be sure about who is using which IP address and this info is useful not only in reaching the owner of an infected machine but also in reaching massive p2p trafficers which is another BIG headache in residential networks.

    This worked fine UNTIL "dear" micros~1 added a completely useless and potentially dangerous feature of altering the MAC address of a PC. Now some students sniff their LAN, find valid IP-MAC pairs and monitor the net and when a valid pair shuts down, they change their computer's seetings to these values and so on. The resnet users are warned that if a fraud is detected, the student will loose the resnet connection forever.

    The scheme works at least for most of the students who wouldn't or couldn't sniff their LAN.

  222. VPN isolation by xixax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just saw a presentation on a campus-wide wireless network.

    Because you cannot control who uses the wireless zone, it's treated as potentially hostile or untrusted and users must authenticate to a VPN.

    A nice side-effect of this is that the VPN in Windows routes all traffic via the VPN, letting them apply all sorts of policies "port 4444, I don't think so...". Blaster only affected users silly enough to bring in an infected machine.

    Perhaps a similar setup for the untrusted wired network too?

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    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  223. us altq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Run AN openBSD 3.3 server with pf and altq turned on. then set up rate limitation on there subnet based on traffic type that way connections on port say 53 and 80 can have continual priority to the internet yet the rest of the crap can slooow down... too bad for them ....and then use VLANS at the switched port to control an outbreak and not bring down the local subnet with a blast of internal trafficl

  224. Disconnect by wigam · · Score: 1

    Post a notice before about new policies so you don't get problems. Pull there plug on the patch pannel, wait for them to come and see you. Explain that they have to clean they're computer to rejoin society.

  225. Windows Domains and Pushing Patches by kalmite · · Score: 1

    Not sure if this has been said, but why not require any Windows computer to log into a Domain Controller and then have patches puched out to the student machines. NAV works in this same way. Now of course there are problems, such as what to do with Linux and Mac machines... perhaps filter their traffic out to the network while forcing all traffice from a windows machine out to a DC. I'm not sure of the practicality of this in a college environment, but in a corp. this work just fine.

    1. Re:Windows Domains and Pushing Patches by man_ls · · Score: 1

      Good idea...Publish the patch as a GPO and the first time they login, they'll be patched.

  226. Network vulnerability scan by homer_ca · · Score: 2, Informative

    If your network hasn't been infected yet you can be more proactive by scanning for vulnerable Windows machines instead of for Blaster traffic. Use Nessus or Eeye's free RPC scanner. Then ban any vulnerable machines. This should be done in addition to and not instead of scanning for Blaster because the "good" Blaster will download and install the RPC patch.

  227. Wish there was a clean way to do it by barzok · · Score: 1

    I jsut returned from a 9-hour trip to my sister's dorm to fix her computer (2.5 hours each way drive time). When she moved in last weekend, the "restech" dorks said that no one could get on the network (have their port turned on) until a CD was put in their drive to "patch" the system. My sister, feeling like she was over a barrel, let them do it, not knowing what was on the CD.

    This CD was supposed to patch everyone to prevent the recent MS worms from going around.

    Thursday, she told me she was having an SSH problem, so I had her install TightVNC so I could check it out myself. The connection sucked, so I asked her to disabled ZoneAlarm, thinking it was the cause. Within 10 minutes, she had W32.Welchia infecting her computer.

    Then we discovered that somehow something got hosed such that she couldn't get into Windows Update. At the same time, I had her running Symantec's FixWelch. It found and cleaned the sucker, but within 5 minutes she was hit again.

    At this point I said "turn the thing off, I'll be there Saturday morning." I collected everything I could (patches, Win2000 SP4, etc.) and drove down. Whatever "restech" had done to her computer was seriously f'd up, something I have been afraid of happening for 2 years (since we got her the computer) and my reason for telling her when we gave it to her "no one but me messes with this thing in an administrative capacity."

    This CD that everyone had to install had various cleaning utilities from Symantec (Fix*.exe) and McAfee (stinger.exe), a few Windows hotfixes and Win2000 SP4 on it. Clearly whatever it did wasn't enough. I went through, cleaned everything up, installed all her patches, enabled automatic updates, did it all. But I still don't trust the installation - on her fall break, she'll be bringing the computer here, she'll hang out with my fiancee and I'll spend 4 days wiping the system and reinstalling.

    Then I checked her ZoneAlarm log. This campus is CRAWLING with whatever the MS-RPC/DCOM/whatever worm du jour is (Welchia I'm guessing, since that's what she got) and hammering everyone. Which explains the shit connections I was getting on TightVNC and my inability to even traceroute a single hop.

    So, even though "restech" tried to take pre-emptive measures, the effort was futile. Hosts are still infected and the campus network is flooded. And even if they do clean it all up, it'll just happen again. IMHO, as soon as the university is installing anything on your desktop, they're accepting responsibility (or should be) for whatever happens. But I don't see that happening.

  228. Re:morons by skinfitz · · Score: 1, Insightful

    one word to solve all your problems: Linux

    These would be the problems that don't involve 6 months of pissing around with software with literally ZERO documentation trying to get it to work right?

    Ok .. lets talk hypothetically. Everyone switches to Linux. So now people write worms for Linux. Yeah that REALLY solved all the problems didn't it. The actual problem is that people write malware regardless of what platform it runs on. They are going to target the most prevalent OS whatever that may be. If the whole world used Macs we would see Mac worms. etc etc.

  229. You've missed the point - it's not the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have made the classic techo mistake - you have assumed that the problem is technical in nature and requires a technical fix.
    The problem is actually and administrative (read people) issue, and should be addressed as such.
    Build a register of MAC addresses to students, and filter all access from student computers based on (that not permitted is denied).
    Then establish a policy whereby students are informed that access to the campus network is a privilege and not a right. Require an 'administration deposit' to cover cleanups in case of viruses/etc - but refund it when they take their equipment and leave.Furthermore, inform them that should work be required by campus staff to fixup outbreaks they may be held liable for costs incurred in cleaning up (you can identify them by the source MAC address) and that their equipment may be confiscated if deemed warranted. Publish policies and guidelines showing best practice (ie patch/update your computer regularly.
    You have just created an environment where best practice is required. You have also created a marketplace for people (other students) to assist the less skilled to maintain their systems, and hopefully explain the 'hard' way to everyone that a good security posture is founded on practices and not technology.
    IT people make the mistake that the lights and wires are where the job is - rather than the actual objective.

  230. Timing the cable failures by msobkow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's amazing how many students seem to have wiring problems after they crash the local nets on certain campuses. I just wish the same approach could be applied to home users.

    Many of the worms and viruses that bog the net have had patches for months or even years. I say if the patch was out three months ago, cut the user off at their ISP -- permanently.

    You can't drive without a license -- if you can't update, you don't know how to "drive" the internet. And no, I really don't care about the "rights" of the brain-dead to access public resources.

    Even my techno-illiterate parents know enough to keep the virus files and patches up to date -- because they were taught before the machine was ever plugged in to the 'net.

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    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    1. Re:Timing the cable failures by RogueProtoKol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I soooooo agree with out, i've said this for years, if you're a gimp with a virus, then you've broken net 'law' and should have your internet access removed at ISP level, i've had numerous net slowdowns in the last 2 weeks because i'm on cable, so i share an upstream with local gimps with , i wish my ISP would detect the gimps doing this and remove their access permanently, technically they are in breach of the AUP, but the ISP is too scared to enforce it by the look of it :(

    2. Re:Timing the cable failures by jon+doh! · · Score: 1

      You can't drive without a license

      yeah, but look at the result: just because you have a car and a license doesn't mean you're a good driver.

      i can see how confusing it can be for people who really can't comprehend certain computer related activities, just as i can see why my grandmother gets so rattled driving more than a block.

  231. Snort-Inline by alexborges · · Score: 1

    And this should bring in another discusssion on the use of snort-inline.

    Let me ellaborate:

    Snort inline is a branch of snort, an IDS (Intrussion Detection System) that can hook your ID rules to iptables via libipq.

    You can use this thing as an Intrussion Prevention System, but really, that isnt much different from a level 7 firewall like paketeer.

    Of course, this means nothing about the problem at hand in that it wont solve the 'dorm to a crawl' problem, but if you get to a controlled state where you know most machines in the dorm are not infected, you can use this puppy to both, block new outbursts of the virii packets ONLY (level 7 filtering, will work with http, smtp, anything in between, matching rules) and you can use swatch to scan the alarm logs and mail you the second it detects virii data.

    Dig into it on the honeynet's project homepage (url not at hand, STFGoogle), and while you are at it, dig into the bridging firewall patch along with ebtables which will let you just pop in this box as a transparent firewall in your existing infrastructure.

    Now, for the extra discussion, feel free to mark me as offtopic, wouldnt it be KEWL if ppl started working in making snort-ids a level 7 firewall propper? I dont have the skills, but it would be a paketeer killer and it would only be missing some twitches to the detection engine and the autodiscovery of protocols which can be a bliss with soem perl and fw logs....just a thought...

    Now, discuss amongst yourselves......

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  232. AuthBridge/NetReg by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

    Both of these solutions look great and very mature, I also found the history on NetBar interesting. Bookmarked em both for later use. :)

    Jonah Hex

  233. Use static IP assignment... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    Require all students who wish to connect their machine to the campus network bring it in for an inspection (at a nominal fee) and assign their MAC ID to a fixed IP address. Sure, somebody could spoof their MAC ID... but the kind of idiots who carry around worm-infested Windows boxes probably don't know what a MAC ID is, much less how to change it.

  234. GREAT IDEA!!! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    just ban users from your network.

    I'll do that right now. All I need to do is click h...ATA$#JK@*%#!*#H$#$#[NO CARRIER]

  235. Don't allow windows on the college network. by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Simply don't allow windows on the network. It's too great a security risk. If the network cannot remain stable with these systems on it, then ban the systems.

    Even if someone sneaks in a laptop it won't matter, with this policy in place 99% of the systems won't be windows, and the rogue systems shouldn't be able to wreak too much havoc.

  236. Re:The state of employment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    United States, England, Germany - its happening all over. If you walk in the bad parts of London, who is going to attack you for your mobile phone? Might be a white guy, but chances are it will be some immigrant. Pity you can't carry a gun to defend yourself either.

    Just maybe these third worlders should work on developing their own countries and not leech off of Europeans? Europeans created just about everything on their own. The United States was completely undeveloped when we arrived. (And don't tell me that nomadic Indian tribes can compare with 17th century Paris or London)

    Its a pity that the cities of my ancestors are going to third world scum. Its never enough that they live in filth, violence, and poverty in their home lands. They have to ruin it for the rest of us. But of course you welcome it with open arms. To your average TV-watching, Hollywood worshiping white, being accused of being a racist is worse than being accused of being a murderer or rapist.

    You're probably a self hating white or maybe you're one of those "people" whom Mel Gibson's movie "The Passion" is going to tell the truth about. So tell me, did you support the invasion of Iraq because it makes Israel a little more secure?

  237. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by shaitand · · Score: 1

    100 boxes (50 rooms x 2) or even 50 in 8hrs isn't too shabby for patching windows boxes. Remember they would have to patch them by hand, between running the fix in safe mode and running the patch itself takes about 20min per box... true they can start one and go to the next, but they still have to sit at each box long enough to copy those in place, start the removal, go to the next box and repeat, go back to the first and close out the removal and start the patch, go to the other and start the patch, go back to the first and reboot, go to the other and reboot.

    One person could maybe get 4-6 (they are in different rooms after all) going at a time without them sitting idle for long before you get back to them.

    Then you have to figure that at least 15% of those patches and removals will screw up on a windows system and that will they will take another 30min to clean up the files and registry and run the patch again.

    Linux way... install the patch on an apt server, one for debian, and one for rpm, that should cover pretty well everybody who can't be trusted to handle it themselves. Add a line so that this server is checked, apt-get -y install nukebadchit
    move to next machine. Although with the slightest bit of brainpower you'd have added this server in with a script to check it automatically from the start and would only have to drop the patch in the repository.

  238. Our University's Solution by RedSynapse · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work for tech support for a large (30,000+ students) university. This fall we're expecting as many of 30 percent of the machines coming to residence to be infected with a worm.

    To defend against this we're going scan all machines over the network during the registration process and if the machine is vulnerable the browser will get redirected to a webpage with the relevant patches which the client must apply or they won't be able to connect to anything but our internal authentication vlan.

    One of the reasons our networks get hammered during any worm incident is that there are so many machines connected to the network that just aren't patched ever.. Eventually we just have to manually shut down the ports infected machines are connected to and wait till clients call to complain to explain why they've been disconnected.

  239. simple answers always most complex - here's mine: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PXE Boot with IPSEC policies.

    Traffic from anything eles gets routed to the bit bucket in the sky (or maybe through a proxy for web traffic and to a tarpit for anything else).

    Jesues... you'd think all of geekdom was as lasy as an open source programmer.

  240. Or you could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make having a linux machine a prerequisite for college admission. No grandfather clauses either. "No linux? There's the door, kid!" On some college campuses, there's a contraband list, in addition to things which are illegal, they have policies disallowing types or classes of weapons, typically firearms. Simply add M$ products to the contraband list, and the size of the college won't matter. A hypothetical college catalog entry might then look like this:

    15.2B(3) No student may possess, store, carry, wear, or transport through any college campus property (to include dorms):
    o Handguns of any type
    o Automatic firearms of any type
    o Knives with blades longer than 5.5 inches (13.97cm)
    o Knives with blades which lock open with less than 25% effort exerted by the user (switchblades)
    o "Butterfly" knives
    o Illicit narcotics (Title 41, US code 132.43.1)
    o Perscription drugs for which the student does not have a current perscription
    o Perscription drugs for which the student's perscription has expired
    o Microsoft products, including specifically any version of MS Windows, MS DOS, MS Windows NT, XP, ME, 9x, 3.x, 2.x, 1.x, 0, -1, etc.
    o Other Microsoft products, specifically including any "application software" or "suites" such as MS Office (any version) or any software typically included therein
    o Other Microsoft products to include hardware, (i.e., keyboards, mice, trackballs, joysticks, arcade game steering wheels, etc.,) software, including games, diversions, entertainments, etc.
    o Other Microsoft products to include internet software, specifically including any software which is sold as if it were designed to enable, facilitate, enhance, (etc. and soforth) connectivity over the internet, including MS Internet Explorer, Outlook, Outlook Express, Messenger, etc.
    o Any AOL software (while we're at it).

    This would have the effect of transfering the responsibility for learning linux from the college's IT personnel to the student. What you're saying is 'if you don't know linux, you are not yet educated enough to attend our college, go back and take remedial courses to correct your deficiency'.

    Just another Nonymous C. Oward
    Remember: when you use Microsoft products, the cyber-terrorists (at M$) win.

  241. bull shit by darqchild · · Score: 1

    linux people didn't write your drivers. nVidia did. the drivers are closed source, the specs for the hardware are unobtainable, and older cards arent getting any attention from the nvidia developers.

    so did the developers really blame the hardware?
    or maybe you don't have a fscking clue what you're talking about

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    What? Me? Worry?
    1. Re:bull shit by mentin · · Score: 1
      That's not true. Yes, nVidia does distribute optimized closed-source driver for its cards. But the distribution (Mandrake and SuSe) also came with their own open-sourced drivers. Yes, they were not optimized drivers and lacked 3-d acceleration, so I did not expect much. But supposedely they should at least work and allow me to use X. In reality they could not even set appropriate v-sync, so I did not get stable picture at all. nVidia drivers were not any better though

      I did not even think before installing Linux that v-sync could be a problem for DVI interface, I thought digital interface is free from these problems. Linux proved otherwise.

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    2. Re:bull shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure it's your video cards fault for the v-sync. Perhaps its monitor. Sometimes your monitor will give the wrong information with DCC.

  242. Re:The state of employment. by dipipanone · · Score: 1

    If you walk in the bad parts of London, who is going to attack you for your mobile phone?

    Kids. Poor kids. In London, the chances are that they'll be black but British born. Here in Liverpool, they'll almost certainly be white. The thing they'll have in common is that they'll all be poor.

    Just maybe these third worlders should work on developing their own countries and not leech off of Europeans? Europeans created just about everything on their own.

    Yeah, right. Slavery played no part in building the USA. The exploitation of the natural resources of underdeveloped countries had no part in creating the British Empire's wealth.

    The truth is, if we'd really had to do it on our own, we would never have reached the living standards that we have. We've only managed them because we've been able to exploit the third world .

    You're probably a self hating white

    Hey, I'm not the one who's all wound up about what 'immigrants' (which seems to be a euphemism for people who aren't white) stealing my job. I'm extremely confident about my ability to compete in the market. I'm not the one seeking to blame everyone else for my misfortunes. I'm just pointing to the irrationality and the historical inaccuracy of your argument -- not because I'll convince you, but because nonsense needs to be contested as a matter of course.

    So tell me, did you support the invasion of Iraq

    No, opposed it as yet another piece of pointless American adventurism that would inevitably turn into a second Vietnam.

    Starting to look like I was right.

  243. Re:morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOLers have trouble doing any sort of administration on any OS period.

  244. poor network. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    >Along with their free condoms, give 'em free Linux CD

    Here's a full blown server OS and with a click of a mouse you can run a dozen different exploitable services and it come with a sniffer! I'm sure there won't be any problems with worms on our campus now.

    On the bright side, less computer use, more socializing, and thus more condom use.

  245. L3 ACLs on L2 switches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Catalyst 3550s can do Layer 3/4 filtering, even on switchports that are only operating at Layer 2.

  246. Not just on campus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Large corporations have the same problem. The (large) IT facility I work in has over 2000 employees and over 7000 machines (4000 Windows, the rest various flavours of Unix/Linux/etc). We do a lot of development, and our end-users have a great deal of control over their own machines for that reason - they often need to customize things and try various combinations of hardware and software in testing.

    Servers are pretty strictly controlled, but workstations are not - and some people have four or five "workstations" in their cubicles.

    We have instituted aggressive network scanning, and a zero tolerance for viruses and other nasties. If you get infected, or have a situation on your machine (such as the DCOM vuln) that we think will quickly lead to infection, then your network port is disabled at the switch, and will not be re-enabled without the ok of both the security team and the network team.

    It's draconian, but only for those who don't keep their machines secure.

  247. Re:The state of employment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In America's history, I doubt you could really claim that slavery built America. I'm not an expert on the subject, but I do know slavery was illegal in the northern states long before the civil war. Even in the south, ownership was restricted to wealthy plantation owners. Most southern whites back in those days were even worse off than the slaves in terms of their economic conditions. Believe me, I'd rather slavery had not occured. But considering the current state of Africa ...

    Slavery could also be considered to be the many white men, women, and children who worked and died in the mines and factories of the north, but I doubt you were referring to that. Whites don't count in the globalization utopia.

    Back to the employment issue...

    Where I live, a middle class living for a married couple with no children is roughly $30,000 to $40,000 per year. This is enough to afford minimal health insurance, an apartment in a good neighborhood or maybe a condo, 2 inexpensive cars, and a night on the town once in awhile. Compare that to an person in India - they can do similar on $5000-$7000 per year. How can I really compete? A company can hire 6 of them for one of me. Can I lower the cost of health insurance or my rent? No. Could I even survive alone on $5000 per year? No, not without assistance from Big Daddy Gub'mint or friends and family.

    Free trade, IMHO, is freedom to loose your job to a country with lower costs of living and to people with lower standards of living.

    Consider the plight of the poor in the United States (or any other modern country) - they were never wealthy before. Most aren't motivated or interested enough to go into IT or medicine. Perhaps they can't afford to go to school to learn a new trade. Their working lives were just running a drill press or another tool at a relatively mundane factory job. Then NAFTA and the WTO come along and hand their job to someone in China who earns $0.25 an hour (or given China, worked at gunpoint.) What are they to do? These are rural, small town whites - and rural small town blacks for that matter. Do you not care about the latter? (I know you don't care about the former being a globalist.)

    The college I attended was in a poorer section of the (small) city. The Indian "guest workers" would rent a small house that legally allowed only 3 nonrelated people to share - which was reasonable giving the size of the homes, but the Indians would pack it in... 10 or more to the house - most with only one toliet. I suppose if I was willing to sink to that level, I could survive on minimal wages too. Should I be forced to sink to that level? No. If it gets to that point, there will be a lot of angry men and women marching on the capitol.

    My challenge to you - turn off the TV, turn off the BBC, turn off whatever other mainstream media you listen to. Look for small town newspapers. Look for factory closings and how they affect the poor. Look at unemployment numbers. Try to convince me that globalization is good for everyone and we all benefit. Personally I think the only people who have anything to gain are the very wealthy.

    On the Iraq issue, I agree with you - and being an American male of draft age, I am contemplating a change of scenery. I have no desire to kill Iraqis or Iranians - they've done nothing to me or my family or my country (despite propoganda to the contrary.)

  248. IT control != security! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At my work nearly EVERY PC that our IT dept. controlled was infected w/ Blaster/LovSan and apparently SoBig made it's rounds too.

    The computers not infected? All the PCs in my dept that were not under IT control were not infected.

    Why? The IT dept. hadn't approved the use of the MS security patch yet, so only the non-IT controlled PC were able to install it (our IT dept. blocks all updates and force the ones they want)

    So what happened? I run 4 WinXP PCs, 2 Linux 2.4+ and 1 OSX 10.2+ and none of my machines had a problem. My cube neighbor who goes by the book for his laptop was infected and down for nearly 2 days while the IT people kept him "quarantined" by cutting his network port off and literally taking his PC away from him... TWO DAYS w/o email, spreadsheets, etc... in our job you might as well just not come in w/o a PC.

    What else saved the non-IT machines? I run Zone Alarm on my work laptop (and so do a few others) which blocked port 135, even while I'm connected to the local network. Even though I didn't keep up on the latest MS patches I will still able to stop myself from being infected.

  249. Start with a solid policy then make it stick! by ALeader71 · · Score: 1

    I've read the replies, and they all make good points, but no one has given an answer that addresses all aspects of the problem. Here's what I've come up with: 1. Set a connectivity policy. Produce a list of the patches that have proven reliable on your production systems and sugest to the students that they only use these as well. I don't know if the MS Corportae Update idea will work here as I've never had experience with this. Force students to register their IPs with the network by MAC address. Many students will hate this initally but this will keep the number of assigned IPs to a minimum. 2. Segment your network and asign bandwidth according to an agreed upon policy. ie: The administration department probably won't do much web browsing but a scientific lab might need more bandwidth to conduct some if its research. Maybe cut the amount of bandwidth available to the dorms during business hours and open it up more during 'off-peak' hours. Again students will go nuts initially but most won't care so long as they can surf and email at a reasonable rate. 3. Set up automated network montiors/scanners to look for potential trouble. If you practice active monitoring eventually you'll be able to set up 'red flags' to alert the sysadmins of a problem workstation. For instance if said workstaion's normal network activity increases by a factor of 75%, it should be checked out! Also block the obvious ports that hackers and malicious logic like to utilize for attacks. And stay current on what those ports are! 4. Require Anti-Virus software. Plain and simple, you can't connect without it! Offer a place that's 'cached' with the latest updates for programs like Norton AV and McAfee to save the bandwidth utilized. See if you can work a 'Student Price' for the more popular ones with the major vendors. Maybe requrie students to utilize a 'virus scanning CD' that's available from the RA's office to pre-scan PCs prior to connection to the network. 5. Offer security software to protect users from 'nusance' programs like XJupiter. I'm using SpyWare Guard at work and it's kept my IE from getting screwed up. At home I use Mozilla. 6. Use block lists on your firewall to keep the ad-windows at bay. I've installed a list compiled by Eric Howes at http://www.staff.uiuc.edu/~ehowes/main-nf.htm. Once I added these sites to my firewall all pop-up ads ceased without the addition of new software to my workstation! 7. (and this is just my idea, if only I were a freshman again, I'd make a bundle!) Start a company on the side that offers in-dorm set-up of a computer to students. You can utilize students interested in making a few bucks and see to it that said workstations are configured properly to avoid infestations of maliciou-logic (and clean to start with). I like the idea of setting up a 'quarantine VLAN' and a 'blackhole VLAN' to segment problem workstations off the active network. So long as all users are aware of it and the logon screen that they are presented with are clear and appropriately worded the amount of 'flaming' should be minimum. And make sure that your University/College Presidents are 100% behind you before doing anything that might invoke the student's ire! But once said workstation has been 'quarantined' it should be realitively easy for him/her to fix said problem(s) and get back on the network. How is for another discussion. I'm sure there are most issues here than 1. the number of workstaitons being connected, 2. the lack of anti-virus software and patches on said workstations, 3. the tendency of students to blow their configurations away and start from scratch. But I think that it's a good start. Any additions?

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  250. Re:I'm actually wanting to know the same thing, bu by kumokasumi · · Score: 1

    Well. That's one sort of "action", I guess.

  251. users bringing machines from home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easy! Ban students from bringing *anything* from home that is usable on a computer. At least, that's what they did at the school I used to work at as sysadmin. (We complained, but the hierachy ignored us)

  252. don't mix slashdotting with reqs, please? by slaida1 · · Score: 1
    slashdotting means (too) heavy load on some website due to its sudden popularity because of direct link to it (and interesting subject) on slashdot (default) frontpage.

    it does not mean requests alone or flooding something with them.

    many people in short period of time using http involving slashdot and flimsy server/pipe at the receiving end

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  253. Re:That's Right! by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Recreation is a part of life. One cannot be a perfect learning machine all of the time. That's why they put cable TV in dorms. I suppose you have a problem with someone using the university library to check out the latest harry potter book, too.

    I don't particularly care about quake. When I was in college (I'm working on a PhD now, thank you very much) our dorms weren't accessible from the internet. This meant I couldn't even ssh in to my box to grab a file or run latex from the library, let alone if I went home for the weekend.

    So you see, my problem is really with people presuming they know what's best for my education. I paid for the access, I should be able to use it as I see fit.

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