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It's worse than that!

On: New Code Discovered in DNA?

We're C++ code

Re:Time to fire people.

On: MySpace Down Due To Power Surge

Number 1 and 2 are for the same reasons. Everyone knows you need a good education to get a good job, so you can get the FCUK out of palces like Jersey and North Dakota.

Re:Time to fire people.

On: MySpace Down Due To Power Surge

You really think people in LA, want to go work in the middle of Iowa?

Re:Engineers not the only ones...

On: Engineers Working Harder for Their Paycheck

I just don't get it. I go on vacation or have a holiday off, I don't even think about work, much less log on and check email.

Well at least it wasn't Tom Cullen

On: Peter Cullen Chosen to Voice Optimus Prime (Again)

M-O-O-N spells Optimius

Here's a litle secret for ya

On: A Memory Card Torture Test

Octane is NOT a mesaure of gas quality. Premium is not any better than the "Plus".

Re:Ah, Well Is dangerous.

On: Paul Thurrott Bitten by WGA

So I can buy my music from iTunes with Ubuntu? And use MS Money with Ubuntu? Please point me to the documentation on how to get that working. WINE doesn't cut it either.

if they start that I'm selling my stock.

On: Google Doubles its Profits

I want profit to be used for R&D not some tax evading scheme. Which is exactly why MS does it.

That's right

On: Former Host and Writer of MST3K Launches RiffTrax

It is illegal to tell your friend that Bonds hit a homerun to left center in the bottom of the 7th.

Re:Not just electronics...

On: Card Locks Thwarted by Shopping Club Card

Tell that to the men in black.

Uh not a dupe

On: That Nagging Netflix Queue

A new feauture called BackSlash.

Re:My boy is still 7...

On: Walmart Tries to Emulate MySpace

I'm sure his teenage years will be filled with the same then.

Ha! Good luck.

Re:There's company policy

On: Microsoft Retracts Private Folder Option

Until the CEOs snot nosed nephew forgets his password.

come on,we're not all that stupid!

On: RFID Passports Raise Safety Concerns

Everyone knows it's Alaska.

Rambus

On: DRAM Makers Accused of Price Fixing

Triple the cost but no real added benefit.

Re:I am a free man

On: RFID Passports Raise Safety Concerns

No you're not.

Re:god damn it

On: Apollo 11 TV Tapes Go Missing

Let's not and say we did eh?

NewsCorp Old Media?

On: MySpace's Trip to The Top

Well if you say so.

There's yer meistake

On: How Washington Will Shape the Internet

GWB is no conservative.

Re:And you thought physicists were boring

On: GnuCash 2.0.0 Released

I think you need to resolve your parental issues. What kind of parent pays for a Master's In Theatre but leaves a child who most likely picked a major with a job market?

What no pants?

On: Inside the Google-Plex

Hawt!

This is good.

On: GnuCash 2.0.0 Released

The Direct Connect feature that is, If it works just like MS Money does. I may be able to dump MS Money.

Don't be hatin.

On: Lawsuits Fly Over Google Founders' Party Plane

Just work hard and you too can have a plane with a piano and a California King bed in it too.

But But But but

On: School Admins Demand Access to Students' Cellphones

What if the dog dies at home?

After purchasing my new car

On: OfficeMax Drops Mail-in Rebates

Well no shit. Because the dealer got the money. They had the paperwork.