User: oldmac31310

Ha, ha.

On: 45 Out of 50 Electronics Companies Illegally Void Warranties After Independent Repair, Sting Operation Finds (vice.com)

'Poured over'. Ha, ha! Illiterate gobshites.

Cor blimey!

On: Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs (wired.com)

Who wrote this shit?

Re:Anyone else see Whatsapp

On: 'I Sold My Users' Privacy To a Larger Benefit. I Made a Choice and a Compromise. And I Live With That Every Day': WhatsApp Cofounder On Leaving Facebook (forbes.com)

No, just you grandpa.

Empty boxes?

On: Amazon Plants Fake Packages In Delivery Trucks As Part of Undercover Ploy To 'Trap' Drivers Stealing (businessinsider.com)

Then why would anyone steal them?

Re: We have CC at our office

On: Gunman Shoots 4 at Middleton Software Company; Dies in Shootout With Police (madison.com)

no, not this guy.

Re:U.S.A. Where everybody has guns

On: Gunman Shoots 4 at Middleton Software Company; Dies in Shootout With Police (madison.com)

Just what are you afraid of AC?

Mangled nonsensical summary

On: iPhoneXsMax, Now That's a Tongue Twister (om.co)

Far worse that the name of the phone. Glasshouses, stones>

Re:Brexit

On: European Parliament Votes in Favor of Controversial Copyright Laws (engadget.com)

What the hell are you talking about?

Re:Brexit

On: European Parliament Votes in Favor of Controversial Copyright Laws (engadget.com)

Look out behind you!

Re:Brexit

On: European Parliament Votes in Favor of Controversial Copyright Laws (engadget.com)

heals. Ha, ha.

The new bogey man

On: FDA Chief Considers Ban of All Flavored E-Cigarettes (wsj.com)

Ban it!

Re: "after a commotion he was terminated"

On: Russia Thinks Someone With a Drill Caused the Recent ISS Air Leak (arstechnica.com)

Engendering eh? I think that means pretty much the opposite of what you intended.

Re:MasterPDFEditor - Everything acrobat can do for

On: Adobe's Next Major Creative Cloud Release Won't Support Older OSes (petapixel.com)

Sorry, no. GIMP is a pig.

Re:Adobe is digging its own grave

On: Adobe's Next Major Creative Cloud Release Won't Support Older OSes (petapixel.com)

You are clearly not very good at your job.

Re:Adjustment layers

On: Adobe's Next Major Creative Cloud Release Won't Support Older OSes (petapixel.com)

And it does not handle CMYK without a plugin. What a joke.

Re:Adobe is digging its own grave

On: Adobe's Next Major Creative Cloud Release Won't Support Older OSes (petapixel.com)

Yes. It is truly awful and needs to be put to sleep permanently.

Re:Adobe is digging its own grave

On: Adobe's Next Major Creative Cloud Release Won't Support Older OSes (petapixel.com)

No it doesn't.

Re: "Well respected"

On: Moving To a Chromebook (avc.com)

So what has Queens ever done to you?

Rubbish

On: Big Tech Warns of 'Japan's Millennium Bug' Ahead of Akihito's Abdication (theguardian.com)

This is just stupid.

Re:Nickel and dimed to death

On: Cord-Cutting Keeps Churning: US Pay-TV Cancelers To Hit 33 Million in 2018 (Study) (variety.com)

Yeah, you just need to find a proxy for that site that doesn't bombard you with pop-ups and bogus 'flash' installers. Once you find a good one, pretty much everything is there.

Re:As a vegetarian since 15 years...

On: Impossible Burgers' Key, Bloody Ingredient Wins FDA Approval (cnbc.com)

There, their, they're.

Re:local chaos

On: New Trailers Debuted at Comic-Con Include Aquaman, Shazam, and The Simpsons (tvguide.com)

'omphaloskepsis' seems to be missing from my dictionary. Care to elucidate?

Re:What's it called? Monorail!

On: Rome's Subway Expansion Reveals Artifacts From The Ancient Past (npr.org)

Don't forget Springfield.

Re:"Please" and "thank you"

On: People Like Getting Thank You Notes, Research Finds (nytimes.com)

ew. You just made me feel really uncomfortable. Thank you!

Thank you slashdot

On: People Like Getting Thank You Notes, Research Finds (nytimes.com)

I hope you feel ecstatic!