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  1. Re:except ... morals on Tech Giants In Human Rights Deal · · Score: 1

    The "principles" they've signed can be disregarded if necessary to protect "national security or public order, or public health or morals".

    "We promise to uphold liberty and free speech. Unless they become, y'know, inconvenient or something."

  2. Re:Disappointing on MTV Launches Music Video Site · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess in your case, you *can't* dance if you want to.

  3. Re:NASA on Mars Lander Faces Slow Death · · Score: 1

    If you believe that the Beagle 2 found aliens, then you must perforce also believe that the Beagle 2 *was* a NASA probe.

  4. A fight in Africa, huh? on Microsoft Pushes Windows To Battle Linux In Africa · · Score: 2, Funny

    "My name is Ballmer. Just...Ballmer. From God, to Gates, to Ballmer. I am his right hand, and I have a task for you. This is Stallman. He has caused the Corporation much grief. His views do not coincide with ours, and that makes him dangerous. Silence him."

  5. Re:mozilla minefield? on Minefield Shows the (Really) Fast Future of Firefox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remember how they used to say that if IBM marketed Kentucky Fried Chicken, they would have called it "Warm Dead Birds".

  6. Re:Move to Arizona on Alternatives to Daylight Saving Time? · · Score: 1

    It would simplify life at no cost.

    No cost? You're not the one who would have to patch all our systems not to do DST any more. Personally, I wish they'd just quit fiddling with the damn thing.

  7. Re:Everlasting Sunlight of the Spot-Free Brain on Scientists Erase Specific Memories In Mice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There was a time when the leaders didn't "send" soldiers off to war, they "led" them.

    And yet, that never seemed to deter them. In fact, many of them appeared to have enjoyed it immensely. Note that even in that era, the leader would have the best armor, the best weapons, and be surrounded by a unit of his most elite troops. Getting yourself killed or seriously injured was not completely unknown, but was pretty rare.

    War hasn't been a "last resort" for a very long time.

    War has never been a "last resort". I'd argue that it's actually as a general rule less lightly entered into today than at any time before in history. Although one can certainly say that there are a lot of people who still find it the preferred option.

  8. Re:teh hell??? on A Look At Successful Game Mods · · Score: 1

    Bard's Tale? A newcomer. How about this?

  9. There's really only one question to be asked. on Scientists Erase Specific Memories In Mice · · Score: 5, Funny

    When do I get my own flashy-little-memory-messer-upper-thing?

  10. Re:Odd ... on Economic Crisis Will Eliminate Open Source · · Score: 1

    "You die, and we all move up in karma!"

  11. Re:Ground troops and the state's ability to enforc on Kentucky Judge Upholds State's Gambling-Domain Grab · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course General Public has uniforms. He's a general, fer cryin' out loud!

  12. Re:Mine has two on Users Rage Over Missing FireWire On New MacBooks · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does the Robotech Defense Force have to do with this? Are you Rick Hunter in disguise?

  13. Re:Looking at the pictures.. on First Official Photos From New Star Trek Movie · · Score: 1

    I can't recall seeing any *young* astronauts lately. Or haven't you been paying attention on who NASA's been sending into space these days?

  14. Re:This makes me proud to be an American. on Every Email In UK To Be Monitored · · Score: 1

    Who was terrorized by this act ?

    The people who actually owned the tea?

  15. Re:Not a security feature on Now Even Photo CAPTCHAs Have Been Cracked · · Score: 1

    You've contradicted yourself. Having a poor signal-to-noise ratio *does* compromise your data. That's why you don't want it. Your data gets drowned out by the spam. Data integrity is not only about preserving the data you want. It's also about keeping bad data from contaminating it.

  16. Re:Not a security feature on Now Even Photo CAPTCHAs Have Been Cracked · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Those are both security functions.

  17. Re:Not a security feature on Now Even Photo CAPTCHAs Have Been Cracked · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course CAPTCHAs are a security feature. Unless you have some irrational hatred of robots that inspires you to bar them from your websites, you're trying to keep them out for security reasons.

  18. Re:kernel version vs marketing version on Windows 7 To Be Called ... Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    Solaris 1, Solaris 2, Solaris 7. Huh?

  19. Re:Lets count: on Windows 7 To Be Called ... Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    So version 4 is actually version 3 while version 3 is both version 1 and 2? Makes perfect sense...in Microsoft land.

  20. Re:Answer: Money on How US Schools' Culture Stifles Math Achievement · · Score: 1

    1)The union is absolutely positively in favor of changes that benefit TEACHERS. It cannot be otherwise.

    Fixed that for you.

  21. Re:Cyberdyne? on Robotic Suit For Rent In Japan · · Score: 1

    Sure. We got this. See why some of us prefer anime?

  22. I suspect... on Cisco Ships Mexican Folk Music On VPN Client CD · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...the Cisco Kid.

    "Oh, Pancho!"
    "Oh, Cisco!"

  23. Re:goodluckwiththat on Future Sony MMOs Will Be On Consoles · · Score: 1

    This confuses a lot of people in the US because of how it was released. In the US, it came out on the PC first and on the PS2 about six months later. But it was released in Japan about a year and a half before the US PC release--and came out first for the PS2, with the JP PC release coming some time later. FFXI was developed for the PS2 and then ported to the PC.

    Slow Down Cowboy!

    Slashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

    It's been 434 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment

    Chances are, you can fucking type.

  24. Re:Everquest 3? on Future Sony MMOs Will Be On Consoles · · Score: 1

    Geez, how many people are this ignorant? YOU CAN HAVE A FREAKING KEYBOARD!

  25. Re:Console controllers for long-term playing? on Future Sony MMOs Will Be On Consoles · · Score: 1

    f you add a keyboard and mouse, and the ability to check email, surf the web, etc, then the whole idea of a "console" is gone. It's just become another PC platform that happens to have good game support.

    No, because you miss the most central point of the console: control of the hardware. A given console has only one possible set of video hardware, not dozens (or hundreds). One processor type. One motherboard. It's all the same, for everybody who uses it. And console makers leverage that control of the hardware to have control of the software, too. Console makers would LOVE their stuff to become "just another PC platform that happens to have good game support" because it would massively open up their market while they retain control of the hardware and software and they would make piles of money. The problem has been that that control limits the range of what the platform is capable of and also limits the range of what software is available, which has kept consoles just playing games.